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Oh, honey, uh, Carol
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remember
that contractors' convention
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we went to in Chicago
about a month ago?
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How can I forget? I spent
eight hours in a seminar
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called The Wonderful World
Of Grout.
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Yeah, well, okay, so maybe it
was about a half hour too long
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but it was worth it
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because we won the raffle.
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A trip for the entire family
to Hawaii
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including air transportation
and accommodations
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at the Grand Hyatt Wailea
on Maui.
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[laughs]
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[screams]
What? Oh, my God!
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Yes! Oh, I can't believe it!
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We won the lottery!
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We're going to Hawaii!
We're going to Hawaii!
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[scatting]
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Hey!
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[laughing]
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What's all this crap
about us going to Hawaii?
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Oh, well, I know
it's a bit harsh, Dana
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but it's part
of our tough love program.
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[laughing]
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Look, my study schedule
is all arranged
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day by day from now
until the end of the year.
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Goin' to Hawaii
is gonna throw everything off.
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Dana, Dana,
stop being so compulsive.
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Learn to be
a little spontaneous.
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Well, I guess if I bring
my books and don't allow myself
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to get sucked in by all that
tropical paradise nonsense
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I might get some real work done.
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She's not really in touch
with her joyful side.
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- But I am.
- Aah!
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[laughing]
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[scatting]
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[Cody]
Cowabunga, dude!
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I heard about Hawaii.
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I can't wait to ride, ride, ride
the wild surf.
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[humming]
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Uh, Cody?
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[Cody humming]
Cody.
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Cody!
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Huh, book 'em, Danno.
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[chuckles]
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Listen, Code, uh
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we're only allowed
to bring our immediate family.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, well, that's okay.
I'll pay my own way.
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- You can afford that?
- Well, let's see.
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I-I make about $1000 a month.
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And, uh, well, I live in my van
in your driveway
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so I don't pay any rent.
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And I eat your food,
use your water
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'your electricity, your gas.'
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By the end of the month,
I got, say, $1000 left.
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[laughing]
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Hey, by the way, Uncle Frank,
I'll try and sneak you back
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some of them little shrimp
dillies from first class, okay?
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[laughing]
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Man, Hawaii.
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Is this awesome or what?
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[laughs]
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[humming]
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[theme song]
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[all screaming]
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♪ The dream got broken
seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future?
Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder will there ever be
a second time around ♪
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♪ Whoa when the tears are over
and the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say my Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're puttin' it
together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over
a different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall
the stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step day by day ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[airplane droning]
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[instrumental music]
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[Mark screams]
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[Mark groans]
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Okay, everybody, up and at 'em.
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Oh, I don't wanna go to school
today. I got a stomachache.
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J.T., we're in Hawaii.
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It's a miracle, I'm cured!
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Carol.
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My gosh, honey,
i-it's 6:30 in the morning.
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What are you wakin'
everybody up for?
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Frank, we're on vacation.
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We just don't wanna lie around
and do nothing.
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Why not?
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Because we will squander this
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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All the books I read said
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there are a million things
to do in Maui.
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This would be very educational.
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Educational?
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Oh, man!
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We've been suckered.
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Alright, alright,
if you don't want to go
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on this sightseeing trip
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you can stay here with Dana
and study.
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We're burnin' daylight.
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Which way to the culture crud?
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[grunts]
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Thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Excuse me, I hate to interrupt
the thrill of victory
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but would you mind
getting off my towel?
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Oh, sorry, did, did I
get sand all over you?
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It's fine. I'll take care of it.
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Wow, calculus.
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You're sitting
on the most beautiful beach
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in the world
and you're doing calculus.
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Well, some of us actually wanna
do something with our lives
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besides playing Frisbee.
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Oh, I-I-I don't do this
all day long.
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See, uh, from 3:00 to 4:00,
I watch "Oprah."
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You know what helped me
when I was in school?
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Those big blocks
with the letters on them?
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Actually, uh, I learned never
to study on an empty stomach.
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- Would you like to have lunch?
- No, thanks. I'm not hungry.
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Oh, well, maybe not now, but
sooner or later, you will be.
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So I'll just sit here
for a while.
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I got, uh, nothing better to do.
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[scoffs]
What a shock.
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♪ Ninety nine bottles
of beer on the wall ♪
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♪ Ninety nine bottles of beer ♪
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♪ You take one down
you pass it around ♪
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♪ Ninety eight bottles
of beer on the wall ♪
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♪ Ninety eight bottles-- ♪♪
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Alright!
I'll have lunch with you.
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But it's only
because I'm hungry.
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It has nothing to do with you.
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Boy, you really know
how to build a guy up.
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[cell phone rings]
Could you hold this
for a second?
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Thank you.
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Hello.
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Yeah.
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Yeah? Uh, okay, listen.
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Wait till the stock
goes down to 15
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then buy the whole company.
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Sorry, I told them
never to call me here.
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[Carol]
'As you've already seen by
the first 11 historical sites'
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'Lahaina
is absolutely fascinating.'
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'Oh, and here we are
at probably one of the most'
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exciting sites,
marker number 12.
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Okay, this..
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...is the canal.
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It was dug so the whalers
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could have easier access
to the waterway.
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Uh, mom, I hate to bring this up
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because you're having
such a great time
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but there's no canal here.
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Oh, well, not now.
It was filled in 1913.
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Oh, darn, we just missed it.
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Okay, come on, everybody.
Follow me.
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We don't wanna be late
for marker number 13.
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[gasps]
Oh, here it is.
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We made excellent time.
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[laughs]
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This is the site
of the government market.
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Let me guess.
It's not here anymore either.
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Wow, it's like time travel.
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Only by the time you get there,
you're late.
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Carol, I think
you're losing them.
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You better move along
to the big fun real soon.
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Good idea. Uh, kids, we're gonna
skip the next few markers, okay?
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We'll go directly to number 18,
the Waianae Cemetery.
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I bet it's filled with people
who've been on this tour.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Anyway, I, I guess you could say
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I was one of those
computer nerds.
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When I was 15, I, I kind of
invented this software
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and then I kind of started
my own company
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and then I kind of sold it
for $38 million.
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Wow, that's kind of
a lot of money.
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Yeah, kind of.
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Twenty two is a little young
for retirement.
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What are you gonna do
with the rest of your life?
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I don't know.
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I, uh, spent the last six years
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working my tail off
building the business.
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All I wanna do now
is hang out, enjoy life
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and wait for the next thing
that excites me to come along.
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Well, what if
nothing comes along?
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I think it already has.
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[sighs]
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Oh!
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Oh, wasn't this a terrific day?
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I have no feeling in my feet.
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[J.T. groans]
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Alright, Codeman,
just drop me off the balcony.
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I've lost my will to live.
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Well, well, well,
congratulations, honey.
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You've succeeded
in killing the entire family.
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Hey, I know
you're all a little tired
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but isn't it a good tired?
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No, honey,
it's more like a dead tired.
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Hello, everybody.
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Oh, J.T., you got a little sun.
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Looking good.
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00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,906
Whoa, who shot Barky
with a tranquilizer dart?
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Dana, are you okay?
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Don't panic, mom,
I'll handle this.
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She met a guy.
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Dude.
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- Hi, honey.
- Oh, hi.
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Oh, Carol, isn't it beautiful
here at night?
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Hm, sure is. But don't stay
out here too long.
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We have to get up at 4:00
in the morning.
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Boy, you know what,
I think my ears
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are still plugged up
from that plane ride.
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I-I thought you said
we're getting up
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at 4 o'clock in the morning.
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We are, I wanna get up
to that volcano in time
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to see the sunrise.
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And then I thought
we could drive to Hana
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and see the sights there,
you know.
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And then
that sugarcane plantation
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that's only an hour away,
and then after breakfast--
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Hey, hey, whoa, whoa,
time out, honey, honey.
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Flag on the play.
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If this keeps up,
I'm gonna need a vacation
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to recover from the vacation.
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Oh, no. From now on,
all we're gonna do is relax.
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But there's so much to do,
so much to see.
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I don't wanna waste any time.
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Oh, I see.
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[chuckles]
You can't do this, can you?
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You can't relax.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Of course, I can relax.
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Oh, my God,
would you look at this?
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The kids have fingermarks
all over here.
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00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,263
Carol, we are in the middle
of a tropical paradise
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and you're doing windows.
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Oh, gosh. Oh, you're right.
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You're right, Frank,
I can't relax.
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It's like a disease.
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I even got kicked out
of yoga class
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'cause I was caught
taking notes.
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Frank, you gotta help me.
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Oh, now come on, honey.
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You have come
to the right person.
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Now I am going to show you
how to do
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absolutely nothing
and enjoy it.
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Yeah? You really think
you can teach me, Frank?
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Hey, when it comes to being a
couch potato, I'm the top spud.
253
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,169
I-I just don't think you should
put this on the glass
254
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,735
'cause it leaves rings.
255
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,916
Wow, look at this water slide.
256
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,657
This is gonna be great, guys.
Bye.
257
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:55,660
[screaming]
258
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,884
Hey, look,
there's J.T. and Cody.
259
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,321
Hey, guys, check this out.
260
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,282
[screaming]
261
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,634
- Alright, Brendan.
- Yeah!
262
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,244
[laughing]
263
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,812
Dude, this is a totally
humongous water slide.
264
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,380
You start up here and you end up
all the way down there.
265
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,816
Where?
266
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,731
There,
right next to that red umbrella
267
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,821
where that totally bodacious
Hawaiian babe's wavin' at you.
268
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,652
[instrumental music]
269
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,662
Me?
270
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:49,149
Did you see that, Codeman?
She blew a kiss to me.
271
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:53,066
I was standing next to you
and she blew it to me.
272
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:56,852
- I gotta meet this girl.
- Yeah.
273
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,767
- It's so much fun.
- Watch out, watch out, kids.
274
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,377
Get out of here.
Just get out. Go.
275
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,946
What are you doing?
Hey, it's my turn. Come on.
276
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,905
[screaming]
277
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:10,344
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey.
278
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:13,303
Whoa, hey, wait, wait for me.
279
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,784
[screaming]
280
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,597
[sighs]
281
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:51,472
Okay, Frank.
I'm ready to relax.
282
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,954
Uh, Carol,
w-w-what's all this stuff?
283
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,825
All the stuff I'm gonna do
while I'm relaxing.
284
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,959
I've got books to read,
needlepoint, crossword puzzles.
285
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,178
And I thought I'd revise
our Christmas card list.
286
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,138
C-Carol, sweetheart, I-I think
you're missing the point here.
287
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,836
Y-you don't need magazines
and you don't need books.
288
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,360
And it's February, so you really
don't need to revise
289
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:13,015
the old Christmas card list.
290
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,975
Well, what am I supposed to do?
291
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,628
Watch.
292
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,152
Nothing.
293
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,023
Sit back
294
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,417
relax and do nothing.
295
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,422
[sighs]
296
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,467
Okay.
297
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,208
- I'll try.
- Hm.
298
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:54,752
Hey! Hey, Brendan, Al,
come here.
299
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,841
Hey, guys. Come here.
300
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:57,886
[panting]
301
00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,062
Hey, guys!
302
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,630
They're having a sand castle
competition on Friday
303
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,240
and the winners
get a free helicopter tour
304
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,502
of the whole island.
305
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,417
Wow, a helicopter ride?
306
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,071
That would be totally cool.
307
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:12,031
Uh, wait a minute, Mark,
we're from Wisconsin.
308
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,468
What do we know
about building a sand castle?
309
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:17,036
Plenty, I know
about architectural design.
310
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,602
Stress along the structure.
311
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,343
And you guys like
playing in the dirt.
312
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,866
We're the perfect team.
313
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,568
Ow!
314
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,929
Okay, bro,
you are about to enter
315
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,801
the underwater kingdom
of snorkeling.
316
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:47,109
Where it's just you,
the ocean and the fishes.
317
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,677
It's a totally
mystical experience.
318
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:52,158
Of course, unless you suck in
a mouthful of saltwater.
319
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:54,290
Then it's "Chugs Ahoy."
320
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:04,909
[instrumental music]
321
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,354
Cody, Cody, there's that girl.
322
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,269
[gibberish]
323
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,749
[indistinct]
324
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,142
[gibberish]
325
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,511
[instrumental music]
326
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,739
Dude, I've never seen
anybody run so fast
327
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,393
with flippers before.
328
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,264
Except, of course,
the man from "Atlantis."
329
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:58,485
But I guess he doesn't really
count being part fish and all.
330
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,008
Dude, what were you looking for?
331
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,663
Cody, it was that Hawaiian girl.
I saw her again.
332
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,534
Wow, you know, you might
actually have caught her
333
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,363
if you didn't trip
on this old bottle.
334
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,235
Hey, Cody, there's a piece
of paper in it.
335
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,193
Whoa, dude.
336
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,807
Check it out.
337
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:20,071
"With the eye of an eagle,
you'll see rocks in the sea
338
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,292
"created by lava
in groups numbered three.
339
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,774
"You'll find everlasting gold
and this is the key.
340
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:30,169
X marks the spot
where the treasure will be."
341
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,301
Oh, this is it.
342
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,130
This is why I was drawn
to the island.
343
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,784
Wait a minute, Codeman,
you're not taking this
344
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,916
message-in-the-bottle thing
seriously, are you?
345
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:42,355
Of course, I am. It's fate.
346
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,879
On the plane, I kept feeling
something pulling at me.
347
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,315
You know, at first, I thought
348
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,664
it was the little girl
sitting behind me.
349
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,014
It was really starting
to tick me off.
350
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:53,279
But now I realize
it was the island
351
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:56,412
calling me to pursue
this noble quest.
352
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,675
To find this golden treasure.
353
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,288
Cody, this is totally bogus.
354
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,203
It's somebody's idea of a joke.
355
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:08,511
Well, maybe, but if it's not,
I'll split the gold with ya.
356
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,601
- Let's hear that poem again.
- Again. Dude.
357
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,648
"With the eye of an eagle,
you'll see rocks in the sea.."
358
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,653
♪ Just to see her ♪
359
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,961
♪ Just to touch her ♪
360
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:30,011
♪ Just to hold her
in my arms again ♪
361
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:33,232
♪ One more time ♪
362
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:39,281
♪ If I could feel
her warm embrace ♪
363
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:43,503
♪ See her smiling face ♪
364
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,549
♪ Can't find anyone
to take her place ♪
365
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:50,161
♪ I've got to see her again ♪
366
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:56,037
♪ I would do anything ♪
367
00:20:56,124 --> 00:21:00,433
♪ I would go anywhere ♪
368
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,175
♪ There's nothing
I wouldn't do ♪
369
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,700
♪ Just to see her again ♪♪
370
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:09,180
This has been
the best week of my life.
371
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,226
Mine too.
372
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,533
I wish I didn't have
to go to Oahu tomorrow.
373
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,578
I'm not gonna see you
till after dinner.
374
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:18,364
- Why do you have to go to Oahu?
- I'm meeting with my banker.
375
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,540
They found another
million dollars in my account
376
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:23,107
and we have no idea
where it came from.
377
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,284
[scoffs]
Gee, I hate when that happens.
378
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,459
[laughs]
379
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,819
I'm really gonna miss you
when you're gone.
380
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:41,343
Well, I got you a little gift
so you don't forget me.
381
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,736
Oh, really?
382
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:49,656
A diamond ring?
383
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,792
Brian, isn't this
a little extravagant for a
384
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:58,186
gee-I hope-you-won't-forget-me
gift?
385
00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:01,320
Then consider it more of a
gee-will-you-marry-me gift.
386
00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:06,673
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
387
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,762
I want you to marry me.
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