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[instrumental music]
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, no, I understand.
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No, Alan.
Of course, I'm not mad.
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[chuckles]
If I was mad, would I do this?
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[bangs]
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Hey-hey, Dana. What's up?
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Men are pond scum.
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Whoa.
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Is this
a whole new evolution theory
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or just a new take
on that amoeba thing?
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[chuckles]
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I'm referring to Alan Marsh,
my ex-boyfriend.
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One daybefore the town's
bigValentine's Day dance
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he decides we should see
other people.
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Whoa, bummer. Major kiss-off.
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[Cody chuckles]
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Well, I've learned
my lesson this time.
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Dating is just a sick game
devised by men
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to torment and confuse women.
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Like football.
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Wait, Dana, wait.
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Now, don't give up on romance.
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I mean, you know, love is just
like a box of chocolates.
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You gotta go through some
pretty gnarly stuff, you know
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like thejelliesand thenougats
and those big giant nuts
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that even the people in Brazil
don't like, you know..
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[chuckles]
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But just when you think
you're about to hurl
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there he is, Mr. Buttercream.
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[chuckles]
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I hate buttercreams.
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Wow, you're no fun. Tshh..
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No wonder that guy dumped you.
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[theme song]
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[all screaming]
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♪ The dream got broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-oh woah-oh ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say my Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
puttin' it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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[music continues]
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ It will be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, man. Give it a rest.
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Good to see ya, J.T.
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What can I do
to make you go away?
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Dad, this will only take two
seconds. Can I have 300 bucks?
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This will only take
one second. No.
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Ah, but, dad,
I promised my date
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a stretch limo
for the Valentine's Day dance.
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Are you still here?
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Never mind. Tchah.
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Man, you wanna know
what really ticks me off?
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Illegal dumping
of nuclear waste
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in our nation's water supply?
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I don't care about that.
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Dad won't give me 300 bucks
to rent a limo.
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A limo? Wow!
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You know,
I was watching the Grammys.
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Ha-ha. All those rockstar
dudes got limos.
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Don Henley had one,
the Hammer had one.
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Even that bald chick had one.
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[chuckles]
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Dude, limos are totally cool.
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Exactly. That's why I need
300 bucks to rent one.
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Marcia Morrison told me
that if I took her
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to the dance in a limo
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she'd give me a night
I'd never forget.
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- Whoa.
- Totally whoa.
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Yeah.
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Dude, I got an idea.
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You know, I got a friend
of mine that owns a limo
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and he said
that if I drove it myself
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he'd rent it
to me for 50 bucks!
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That's great! Hah.
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Hey, dad,
how about just 50 bucks?
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[Frank]
'Get lost.'
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- Man, what a cheapskate.
- Pshh..
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Cuz, what if we did this?
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While you're at the dance
with Marcia, I can rent
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the limo out, like,
to the little dudes
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and all their friends
to cover the cost.
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- Cody, you're a genius!
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Sort of an Einstein
with a buzz cut.
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[chuckling]
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[instrumental music]
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Uh, Dana,
working at the cafe today?
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No, Frank, I just enjoy wearing
drab Dacron polyester outfits
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because they're so versatile.
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And a Happy Valentine's Day
to you, too.
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Sorry. It's just
that I hate Valentine's Day.
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That's why I volunteered
to work a double shift
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rather than be around here when
romance waltzes through the air
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with its familiar
doomed stench.
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[sighs]
Got dumped again, huh?
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It's hard to believe
with your sparkling personality.
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- Dad, I need your advice.
- Hm?
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I wanna wear this
to the dance
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but Carol wants me
to wear this.
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What do you think?
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Well,
let me ask you a question.
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Is this a Valentine's Day dance
or a hoedown?
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Okay. I'll wear the dress.
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- Al?
- Mm-hm?
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Let me give you
a better piece of advice.
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Don't even go to the dance.
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Love is the drug
of the masses.
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Take it from me.
Heh, just say no.
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Got dumped again, huh?
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Well, there's only one thing
for a girl like you to do.
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Get right back on yourbroom
and try again.
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[clears throat]
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Tsk. This is great.
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First, I'm dumped. Then,
I'm outwitted by a Lambert.
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[sighs]
What a week.
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- Frank. I need you right now.
- Yeah?
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Ready.
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Frank, are you crazy?
The kids are home.
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Oh, yeah. Them.
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Besides, I didn't mean that.
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This is the busiest day
of the year.
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Both my stylists
called in sick.
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I'm in the beauty shop all
by myself. You gotta help me.
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Oh, honey, I don't know anything
about working in a beauty shop.
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Well, you don't need
to know anything.
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I just want you
to be my shampoo person.
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Well, you shampoo
your own hair, don't you?
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Well, yeah, but I'm usually
naked and singing at the time.
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[sighs]
Well, whatever works
is fine with me.
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You'll probably get great tips.
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[instrumental music]
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♪ Pardon me Roy is that the cat
that chewed your new shoes? ♪♪
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- Okay, you're finished.
- Thanks.
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Ah-ha!
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Alright, uh, who's next?
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- I am.
- I am.
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Excuse me, uh,
could I go next?
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Uh, I think I only have
a couple of hours.
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Oh, yeah, Mrs. Hensen,
I'll take you right away.
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I'm sorry.
I'm just a little short-handed.
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I'll get to you
as soon as I can.
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Uh, Mrs. Hensen,
you sit down here right away.
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Right away. Yes, right away.
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Uh, uh, Frank. Frank.
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Uh, I've got to go
to the stockroom
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and then I have to do
Mrs. Hensen right away.
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So you're gonna have to finish
up Jennifer's color weave.
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Color weave? Honey.
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You said all
I was gonna have to do
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was wash some hair.
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- Well, it's easy.
- Huh.
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See, as soon as this timer dings
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you just take the foil out
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and then,
you just wash her hair.
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Well, when you're taking
the foil out--
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Just do it! Got it?
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No wonder all her help
called in sick.
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Hello, I'm Frank.
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I'll be your foil remover
today.
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[loud music on earphones]
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You can't hear aword
I'm saying, can ya?
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- Huh.
- What?
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[clattering]
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Never mind.
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[telephone ringing]
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Oh, gee. Excuse me, ladies.
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Excuse me. Can I just..
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Uh, hello, uh,
Carol's, uh, Beauty Boutique.
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Uh, "P-perm, rinse,
color, set
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Carol's Boutique
is your best bet."
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[chuckles]
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It says it right there.
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Yeah, yeah, o-okay, uh..
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You want a, want a blunt cut
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and a cellophane body wave.
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Do we do that?
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Uh, uh, I'll take a message,
'cause Carol's very busy.
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Have Carol
or anyone who knows Shinola
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call Barbara.
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Yeah, I got it.
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- Frank.
- Huh?
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We're out of decaf.
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Oh, here, comin' right up.
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Got it. I'll give.. Wow!
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[timer ticking]
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[timer dings]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Frank chuckling]
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Well, thanks for doing
such a wonderful job
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on my hair, Frank.
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And here's a little
something for you.
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Aww..
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Excuse me, Mr. Frank.
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Is it time
to take the foil out yet?
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The foil?
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The time, foil, time.
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Well, let's just see, okay?
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[chuckles]
You sit right down there.
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And we'll take a little look.
Oh, geez.
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Uh, well, what do you know?
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It's perfect timing.
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Perfect.
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Well, it took a long time.
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I thought it'd be done
over an hour ago.
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Well, we just wanted
to make sure
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that it, that it took..
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Did it take?
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Uh...yeah.
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It took.
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It took awholelot more
than I thought, heh.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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You know, I, uh, uh..
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I don't think..
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...that it's quite dry yet.
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[chuckles]
Let's just wrap it
a little minute.
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Hey, what's goin' on?
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Uh, I'm just getting out
the excess moisture.
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Just relax.
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- Uh, Carol?
- Yeah?
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I have
a little problem here.
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Could you come and talk to me?
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Is it important?
Frank, I'm really busy.
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I guarantee you won't find
anything more important
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in this shop
for yearsto come! Come here.
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Frank, what are you doing?
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You're not supposed
to towel-wrap a color weave.
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There's a hole..
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...lot, lot more
we could do with your hair.
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Yeah. Uh..
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Is this gonna
take a lot longer?
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Uh, oh, uh,
j-just a couple of minutes.
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[chuckles]
Can I see you
in the kitchen, Mr. Frank?
257
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:39,742
- Well, I've got a lot--
- Frank.
258
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:40,743
Ooh.
259
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,791
Frank.
260
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,183
You left the chemicals on
too long.
261
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,489
You burned her hair off!
262
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,447
Well, I'm sorry, honey,
I didn't mean to.
263
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:50,753
But look, I-I saved the hair
264
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,103
in case you wanna
glue it back on.
265
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,757
"Glue it back on?"
266
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,368
You want me to glue it back on?
267
00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:01,242
Why don't I juststapleit
to her head?
268
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,766
Frank, how could you do
something so stupid?
269
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,855
Ah..
270
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,596
Okay, okay, I made a mistake.
271
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,250
But it's not a disaster yet.
272
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,991
- Oh!
- Honey, she's a teenager.
273
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,949
And teenagers do weird things
with their hair.
274
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,603
Who knows,
she might even like it.
275
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:18,172
- 'Ah!'
- And then again, maybe not.
276
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,130
[instrumental music]
277
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,266
[Frank]
'No, no, no, no, no.'
278
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,833
'Listen, all I'm saying is that'
279
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,921
if you're gonna put a product
280
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,618
out on the market than can burn
281
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:32,664
somebody's hair off,
you should put a warning on it.
282
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,971
Huh?
283
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,757
Oh. Well, it should be
in bigger print!
284
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,150
Jerk.
285
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,372
Dad..
286
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,156
...I have to ask
you a question.
287
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,115
Hope it's not a hair question.
288
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,727
[laughs]
289
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,558
You know, you burn one little
hole in a kid's head
290
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,691
and they never let you
forget it.
291
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,563
Now, what can I do
for you, pal?
292
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,348
Well, I'm going to the dance
with Danny Walton
293
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:07,743
and I think he's gonna try to
kiss me at the end of the night.
294
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,310
Normally,
I'd slug a guy for that
295
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,355
but I'm afraid that
it might hurt my chances
296
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,967
for a second date.
297
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,969
- Well, here's what I'd do.
- Hm, no, no, no, no.
298
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,710
Excuse me, Frank.
I think I should handle this.
299
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,321
[chuckles]
300
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,888
Why? I'm her father.
301
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,020
[scoffs]
Frank, please.
302
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:27,023
I mean, she's talking
about stringing a guy along.
303
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,982
I wrote the book.
304
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,291
Take your best shot, Karen.
305
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,816
Now, there are two ways
to let a boy down easy.
306
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,557
Method number one,
total honesty.
307
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,690
Tell him you like him, but you
are just not ready for kissing.
308
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,648
- Does that work?
- No.
309
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,827
That is why I've devised
method number two.
310
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:50,481
I call it "The Great Escape."
311
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,136
He'll walk you to the door,
when he gets that stupid look
312
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,573
boys get when he's just
about to kiss you
313
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,837
grab your stomach and say,
"Huh! Oh, no.
314
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:01,753
I ate some bad shrimp!"
And run into the house.
315
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,147
Look, do guys really fall
for that?
316
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,757
I usually get flowers.
317
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,672
[chuckles]
318
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,892
Come on, Al,
I'll do your makeup
319
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:12,242
and teach you how to order
the most expensive thing
320
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,201
on the menu
without looking piggy.
321
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,639
[instrumental music]
322
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,650
Hey, Dana.
323
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:32,088
It's kinda slow.
So could we close up early?
324
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,004
[scoffs]
Why, Tom? Hot date tonight?
325
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:38,268
Some innocent little schoolgirl
just waiting to be manipulated
326
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,096
before you toss her aside
for the next thing
327
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,663
that comes along
in a tight sweater?
328
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,494
Got dumped again, huh?
329
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:49,236
[sighs]
I did not get dumped.
330
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,630
We both decided
to see other people.
331
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,589
He just decided first.
332
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,026
What a shock.
333
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:07,819
[door shuts]
334
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,866
Menu?
335
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:12,694
Yeah.
336
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,053
It must be a bummer working
here on Valentine's Day, huh?
337
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:27,839
Oh?
338
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,322
And what is that
supposed to mean?
339
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,543
That my life is empty unless
it revolves around a man?
340
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:38,807
Well, let me tell you something,
Mr. Table Number Two.
341
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:42,245
You and your
testosterone-producing buddies
342
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,117
can go take a hike.
343
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:47,468
Next time I want a hairy lump
of flesh for a companion
344
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,426
I'll get a dog.
345
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,474
Well, get me one, too.
346
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,954
'Cause I'd take
a canine any day
347
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:58,479
over a-a backstabbing
two-timing, cold-hearted
348
00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,871
cheating bimbo.
349
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,180
Got dumped, huh?
350
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,401
Yeah.
351
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,972
She said she wanted
to...to see other people.
352
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,365
Oh, I hate that.
353
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,502
But not as much as I hate,
"Let's just be friends."
354
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,634
Oh, you know,
if I had a dollar
355
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,245
for every time I heard that,
I'd be rich.
356
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,161
Yeah, me, too.
Mind if I sit down?
357
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,815
No. Not at all.
358
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:33,253
I kinda like the company.
359
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,646
Ihateto be alone
on Valentine's Day.
360
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,648
Yeah. Me, too.
361
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,916
So..
362
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,614
...what time do you
get off work?
363
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,619
Right now. Tom,
we're closing early!
364
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,577
[instrumental music]
365
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,280
[J.T.]
Well, I hate to leave
the dance so early
366
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,630
but it'll be so much easier
to talk in my limo.
367
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:06,329
And, uh, plus, it'll give
us a chance to stretch out.
368
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,462
Oh, J.T., I can't tell you
369
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:11,073
how romantic
this limo makes me feel.
370
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,423
Well, h-hey, don't tell me,
just show me.
371
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,600
Good evening, Mr. Lambert.
372
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:19,995
I trust that the dance went
verycool,sir?
373
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,171
Yes. Thank you, Code-ffeur.
374
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,607
And now we'd like to go
for a little spin
375
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,218
around the lake
if you don't mind.
376
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,568
Oh. Very good, your eminence.
377
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,961
But, uh, can I have a word
with you first?
378
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,615
Not now, Code-ffeur.
379
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,487
We have a lady
who's getting cold.
380
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,880
[chuckles]
And I'd like to warm her up.
381
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:42,452
- Whoo!
- Whoa-ho-ho! Yes!
382
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:46,326
Hey, J.T., we're having a party.
Come on in!
383
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,284
[laughing]
Hey!
384
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,332
Oh, Code-ffeur.
385
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,813
I'll have that word
with you now.
386
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,642
Yeah, I thought you might, sir.
387
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,079
[sighs]
388
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:06,128
Why are there a bunch
of littlebratsin my love-bus?
389
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,218
Dude, I sold rides to arrange
the money, just like you said.
390
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,567
But we're running a bit late,
you know.
391
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,353
I still owe the kids
a half an hour.
392
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,354
[sighs]
393
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,141
Oh, o-okay.
394
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,969
I'll tell you what. I'll take
Marcia back to the dance.
395
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,144
And you pick us up
in a half hour.
396
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,972
- Totally.
- Okay.
397
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,890
Hey, J.T.,
is that the girl you said
398
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,500
would be all over you
like a tent?
399
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,636
Don't say that, you bonehead!
400
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,594
Now he'll never score.
401
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,860
[scoffs]
"All over you like a tent?"
402
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:45,341
Uh, uh..
They misunderstood.
403
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,996
I had this whole
camping thing planned.
404
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,867
J.T., you are a lowlife
405
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:53,393
despicable bucket of slime!
406
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,308
Does this mean the drive
around the lake is off?
407
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,529
Oh, man!
408
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,402
[instrumental music]
409
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,365
You know, it wasn't even my idea
to work in the beauty shop
410
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:10,845
in the first place.
411
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,368
I was just trying
to help her out.
412
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,805
You know, be a good Joe.
413
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:18,592
Now, here I am.
All alone on Valentine's Day.
414
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:23,074
I don't even know where she is.
415
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,251
Does that seem fair to you?
416
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,644
No, sir. It doesn't.
417
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,779
Can I go now?
418
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,434
My manager gets worried when I'm
gone for longer than an hour.
419
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,654
Ah, sure, listen.. I'm sorry
if I talked your ear off.
420
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,440
No problem. It happens
every Valentine's Day.
421
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,665
Nice goin', lady.
He was just tryin' to help.
422
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,892
Oh, great, Frank!
423
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,154
Now a complete stranger
424
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,851
knows what's going on
in our marriage!
425
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:03,811
Well, I had to talk to somebody.
You've been gone for hours!
426
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,596
Well, I'm sorry,
but it takes time to calm down
427
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,468
two angry parents
who wanna sue you
428
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:09,947
because you put acrater
429
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,732
in the side
of their daughter's head!
430
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,473
Now, wait a minute, Carol,
none of this
431
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,039
would have happened
if you had not forced me
432
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,650
to work in the beauty shop
in the first place.
433
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,086
I told you I didn't know
what I was doing!
434
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,393
- You made me work there anyway!
- Well, I know--
435
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,351
How would you like it
if I forced you to do something
436
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,658
you didn't know how to do,
like, rewire a house?
437
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,051
And then blamed you
when the building inspector
438
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,184
zaps his eyebrows off
'cause you did it wrong?
439
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,968
- Would that be fair, huh?
- Well, that's different--
440
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,535
How, how, how, how would
that be different--
441
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,494
Well, it's different because
then you would be the one
442
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,539
who was out of line,
and then you would be the one
443
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,106
who would be apologizing to me.
444
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,586
Ah, so you're apologizing to me?
445
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,544
I'm getting to it!
446
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:47,681
I'm just not done
being mad yet.
447
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,160
Well, take your time.
448
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,901
I'll just finish my pizza.
449
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:03,740
[softly]
I'm sorry, Frank.
450
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,876
- Excuse me?
- I'm sorry, Frank.
451
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,878
I had no right to get mad
at you when I'm the one
452
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,706
who forced you to work
in the beauty shop.
453
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,578
I shouldn't have thrown you in
over your head.
454
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,580
Will you forgive me?
455
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,714
I don't know, Carol.
I'm a little hurt by all this.
456
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,240
Well, maybe there's some way
457
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,764
I could make it up to you.
458
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:32,247
I mean, it is still
Valentine's Day and..
459
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,641
...the house is empty.
460
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,950
Well, there's no sense
being hard-nosed about it.
461
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:51,788
Thanks. I had
a really great time tonight.
462
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,268
Can I call you tomorrow?
463
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,227
[chuckles]
Not if I call you first.
464
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,490
I'll miss you until tomorrow.
465
00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:59,100
Ah. I'll miss you more.
466
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,841
- No. Me more.
- No. Me more.
467
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,846
- Bye.
- Bye.
468
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:11,678
[chuckles]
469
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:17,771
[sighs]
470
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,555
Aren't men wonderful?
471
00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,558
[instrumental music]
472
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:33,656
- Hi.
- Hi. Are you open?
473
00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:35,702
Yeah, we just opened.
Come on in.
474
00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,138
What can I do for you?
475
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,966
A friend of mine just
loves your beauty shop.
476
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,272
And I'd like to get
my haircut just like hers.
477
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,013
Oh. Well, you know our motto.
478
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,493
"Perm, rinse, color or set
479
00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:45,842
Carol's Boutique
is your best bet."
480
00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,322
[chuckles]
481
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:49,890
Yeah, she said
you had a real dibby slogan.
482
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,459
Anyway, here's her picture.
483
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:56,897
And I'd like to get
my haircut just like hers.
484
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,551
That's Jennifer Wheeler.
485
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:00,509
We burned a bald spot
in her head.
486
00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:02,511
[chuckles]
I know. It's totally cool.
487
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:03,860
All the kids
in school want one.
488
00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:05,471
Yeah, uh, Carol.
489
00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,734
I'll take over here.
490
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,953
Have a seat right over there.
491
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,913
So, do you, uh,
want the silver-dollar hole
492
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,350
or the full pancake size?
493
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,178
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