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Good morning. Good morning.
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Well, you certainly
had a good sleep.
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You were dead to the world
when the alarm clock rang.
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Quarter to eight, Tine.
I've been up for 15 minutes.
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Come on, Tine. Get up.
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For God's sake,
Tine, snap to it.
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Wish I could understand what's
the matter with you these days.
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I'm really very worried
about you.
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Take the way you look.
You don't look well.
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Your color's rotten. You act
as if you're exhausted.
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How could you be exhausted
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the minute you get up
in the morning?
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What's more. You're too thin,
for God's sake.
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You used to have
a terrific figure.
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You've gotten so bloody skinny.
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And that God awful
hair of yours.
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Just... hanging down.
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No style. Well...
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Maybe you don't care
what you look like
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in front of me and the girls...
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but what about
the rest of the world?
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You're Mrs. Jonathan Balser.
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My wife.
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My wife is a reflection of me.
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I'm only telling you this,
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because I am deeply concerned
about you, Tina.
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Tina, for God's sake,
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do you know what you're doing
to your lungs?
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To say nothing of your heart.
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Do you know what you're doing to
your whole circulatory system?
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Don't you have any
willpower at all?
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Put it out, Tine.
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This is the softest
four-minute egg I ever saw.
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If it is a four-minute egg.
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Hey, Tine, is this
a four-minute egg?
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Your mother made
Phi Beta Kapa at Smith,
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but I don't think she can make
a four-minute egg.
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Will you look at those trunks?
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Back from the country
over two weeks.
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She hasn't unpacked
those bloody trunks yet.
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Hey, Tine...
better call an agency,
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get a laundress over here
so you can unpack those trunks.
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Is my bacon ready yet?
Twenty past eight.
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Some more toast, Tine.
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Hey, Tine, why don't you
get cracking on a thorough
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fall house cleaning campaign
around here?
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Get the floors waxed.
Get the windows washed.
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Get this place looking
as if civilized people
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are in residence.
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Gee, that's a little light,
isn't it?
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I'm sorry. I hurried it.
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Sweetie, can I have a little
more damson plum preserve,
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please?
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That was Hodison on the phone.
We're flying to Wichita at noon.
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Will you please
pack my bag for me, Tine?
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I'll send Miss Newby by
for it in about an hour.
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Better pack my gray
Glen-plaid worsted from Sills
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and four pairs
of gray Lisle socks.
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And since I'll be
in court most of the time,
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give me four pale blue shirts,
two Oxford Voile,
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two Sea Island cotton.
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I'll leave the ties up to you,
but keep the suit in mind.
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Don't forget my robe
from Turnbill and Asser.
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And my black wing-tipped shoes.
Not the new ones.
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The ones I ordered
last year from Peal's.
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And put everything in my
oxblood cowhide tan two suiter,
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the one from T. Anthony.
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Holy Jesus. God.
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Jonathan. You're back.
I didn't hear you come in.
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Christ, don't you ever get
any ice out for this thing?
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What's the matter?
Did something happen?
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Yes, something happened.
My plane almost crashed
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That's what happened.
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Trouble with the landing gear.
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Circled Kennedy
for about an hour.
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Then the pilot
decided to try it.
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That's what he told us
on the intercom.
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- He'd try it.
- Poor darling.
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Whole emergency squad
was waiting for us.
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Foam trucks, ambulances...
What's this?
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God, you know I hate
crummy Chinese food.
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I didn't expect you back
till tomorrow.
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Let the girls eat it.
I wanna go out.
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- I'll fix you a hamburger.
- I don't want a damn hamburger.
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I want a good dinner,
out, with some friends.
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Let's get somebody
to go to Elaine's with us.
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It's after 6:00.
They're probably all tied up.
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I'm gonna take shower. Line up
a sitter and call the Willards
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or call the Bards.
Get somebody!
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Well, what's new?
Anybody call while I was gone?
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Here comes rapture.
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- Charlotte Rady called.
- Ch... Charlotte Rady?
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Wow!
Why didn't you say so?
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She's giving a benefit
for Joe Nemlo
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when his show opens
at the Flagan Gallery.
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Boy, boy.
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Gee, I wonder what
made her call now?
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I mean, I wonder what
made her invite us, now?
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We-We met her over a year ago.
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Why... what suddenly made
her decide that we were...
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- you know, eligible.
- Eligible?
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Maybe...
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Maybe it's because
she saw us at the Hamptons.
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Man. Were we smart
to spend the summer out there.
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"Buena" sera. "Buena" sera.
Is the lamb "senja" tonight?
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- Scusi?
- "Senja."
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The way the French fix it.
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The lamb is "poco coto."
The way the Italians fix it.
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Well, is it rare
the way the Americans like it?
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- Rare, signore.
- I'll have the lamb.
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Me too and I like
to see the wine list.
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No, no, no list.
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I bring you
a nice bottle of Barolo.
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I happen to want a Lambrusco.
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No Lambrusco.
Barolo.
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Well, then be sure
to make it a '65.
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'65 is a very bad year, sir.
I bring you '64.
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Fresh bastard.
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Well, one thing's clear.
We gotta give a big party.
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Why is that clear?
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I-I mean how big a party
do you have in mind?
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About a 100 people.
Sort of a cocktail buffet.
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Those crummy
little dinners we used to have
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don't mean a thing.
We're way beyond that now.
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Can I have another drink,
Jonathan?
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I'm gonna get Beaumont
to do the party.
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The man the Willis'
and the Bards' use.
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But he's so pretentious.
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Pretentious, pretentious.
What the hell does that mean?
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Just what the dictionary says.
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Look, don't start
worrying about it now.
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Beaumont's booked months ahead.
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I probably won't be able
to get him until Christmas time.
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Think you can have
the silver polished
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by Christmas time, Tine?
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Now what's the matter?
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God's sake. Get a hold
of yourself, will you?
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People are staring at you.
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Coraggio.
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What the hell did he say?
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Good night, Jonathan.
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Hey, Tine...
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how about a little
old roll in the hay?
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Jonathan, not tonight.
I'm...
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too tired.
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Christ, is there anything
you can do anymore?
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Don't worry. I'm not
gonna demand my rights
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as a husband
and provider around here.
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One thing I am gonna demand,
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we're invited to Joe Nemlo's
studio tomorrow night.
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I want you
to pull yourself together.
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And do something about
that God awful hair of yours.
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What if somebody drops
a lighted cigarette in here?
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This whole damn place
is a fire trap.
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Fire trap? You must be mad.
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Why do you have to
hang on to me?
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Ruddy insecure.
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- What do you want to drink?
- Vodka.
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If this whole crowd
tried to get out at once,
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they'd trample
each other to death.
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My God, do you feel
the floor shaking?
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This whole damn thing
is going to collapse.
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I'm going over to talk
to Elliott Asher.
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- Who?
- You know, Real Estate.
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The developer. Over there,
with Charlotte Rady.
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Don't hang on to me.
Circulate.
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Excuse me.
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I noticed you've been hanging
around this doorway
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all evening long. I wonder,
did you happen to see a tall,
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skinny blonde with horned rims
come in or go out?
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What makes you think
I've been hanging
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around this door all evening?
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Is there anybody else here
with an aborigine hairdo?
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Did you see her?
Tall, skinny blonde?
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- No.
- Horned rims are green.
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- No.
- Sure?
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About six feet, skinny as hell.
You couldn't miss her.
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- That's clear.
- You didn't see her?
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- No.
- That lying tart.
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That's a terrible thing
to say about a lady.
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Screw off, Pocahontas.
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I'm going to report you
to women's lib.
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You're married to old...
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what's his name?
That Balser, aren't you?
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His name is Jonathan.
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How long have you been
married to old Jona-thing?
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What's it to you?
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How old are you?
Twenty-eight, 29?
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It's none of your business.
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Easy, baby, easy.
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You know,
you're in terrible shape.
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Why are you cross-examining me?
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You interest me.
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Because I'm in
such terrible shape.
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Well...
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what's the matter with you
couldn't be clearer.
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Too bad you're not my type.
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You look like a cannibal.
Cheap and dry.
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Hey, see you were talking
to Prager.
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- Who's George Prager?
- The writer!
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Didn't you recognize him,
for God's sake?
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- What's he like?
- Charming. Just fascinating.
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Jonathan, I'd like to go home.
I'm starved.
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Elliott Asher asked us to go
to La Cope Bask with him
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and his... assistant,
a girl named Margo.
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I only want a sandwich.
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You can get a sandwich
at La Cope Bask.
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You can get any
damn thing you want.
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That was an incredible
Chateau Cheval Blanc
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Elliott ordered.
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Nineteen forty-five.
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Something?
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Did you notice how respectful
the wine steward was?
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Boy, boy. Elliott's a
fantastic guy. Don't you think?
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I thought Margo
was very sweet, too.
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You suppose he's sleeping
with her?
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Well, if he is,
it isn't a totally
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- satisfactory arrangement.
- What makes you say that?
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Because I had to keep
removing his sweaty hand
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from my knee all through dinner.
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What'd you do to your hair?
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Held it under water
till it drowned.
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All right. All right.
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I'm perfectly willing to admit
I'm wrong, when I'm wrong.
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You sore at me?
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Don't be silly, Jonathan.
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How long will it take to dry?
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About a half an hour.
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- Why?
- Well...
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I thought...
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when it's dry...
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we might try a little old
roll in the hay.
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Something stinks.
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00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,620
Look.
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You bloody well
better clean that up
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- before Daddy gets home.
- Hi, girls.
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Lulu was a very bad dog today.
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Lulu made a mess on the rug.
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Right there. See?
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You can still see it.
It smells awful.
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Do you realize that that rug
will have to be sent out
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to the cleaners all over again?
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Good evening, Jonathan.
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Did you forget to walk that dog?
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I forgot to leave the light on.
She's afraid of the dark.
246
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,883
That dog is not a normal dog.
That dog is neurotic.
247
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,518
We ought to get rid of that dog.
248
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:09,156
- What are we having for dinner?
- Steak.
249
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,791
Steak.
250
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,327
This wine ought to be
very good with that.
251
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:20,833
This is a very,
very nice Porterhouse.
252
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,171
Beautifully marbleized.
In fact, it looks so nice,
253
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,406
I think I'll make a Caesar salad
out of this Romaine.
254
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:30,210
Do you have all the fixings?
Anchovies, croutons?
255
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,745
- Everything, Jonathan.
- Good. Any calls?
256
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:37,184
Mr. Asher called. He wants
you to call him back, tonight.
257
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,885
I think...
258
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,187
if I play my hand right,
259
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,455
he's going to let me in
on a good thing.
260
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,525
- A very, very good thing.
- What's that?
261
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,927
Well, he's getting a group
of investors together
262
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,164
to buy a vineyard in France.
How does that sound, Tine?
263
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,900
We'd be right in there with the
Rothchild's, wouldn't we?
264
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,043
Of course we can't expect
a high return
265
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:58,271
on our capital right away,
but that's not the point.
266
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,606
What is the point?
267
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,875
Well, we wanna maximize
the quality of the wine.
268
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,345
You know,
like Jock Whitney with horses,
269
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,746
improve the breed.
270
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,182
- Who's "we"?
- One of the investors
271
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,817
is Marty Houseman,
the film producer.
272
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,686
Could be a very friendly
dividend for me, Tine.
273
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,655
A way for me to get into films.
274
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,624
- Films?
- Sure, sure.
275
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,360
I know I have a creative
potential in that field
276
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,296
with my visual imagination.
I mean, look at this apartment.
277
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,465
With my instinct
for stories and scripts,
278
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,300
I could be a producer too.
279
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,336
A producer? You're a lawyer.
280
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:32,239
I'll never be happy
just doing one thing.
281
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,941
I have to express myself
in many different ways.
282
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,743
That's the kind of man I am.
283
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,879
- A renaissance kind of man.
- You know...
284
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,549
sometimes I wonder if
I didn't take the wrong turning
285
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,317
when I got out of Harvard.
286
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,319
Maybe...
287
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,421
I mean, instead of
going to law school,
288
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,491
I should have gone to Paris
and written a novel or...
289
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,261
maybe come down to New York,
fooled around in the theatre.
290
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,196
Shouldn't have blocked my
creativity the way I did.
291
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,433
I'm a very creative
kind of person.
292
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,972
- What do you think of that?
- That's a creation.
293
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,677
Mother, you're not going
to wear that outfit, are you?
294
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,379
What's wrong with this outfit?
295
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,581
- It shows all your "bos."
- My what?
296
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:19,619
- "Bos," bosoms, you know.
- The word for them is breasts.
297
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,254
I have asked you a 100 times
298
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,523
to call things
by their proper names.
299
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,326
- They're disgusting.
- What's disgusting?
300
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,328
The names for things
you want us to use.
301
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,397
Vagina, for God's sake.
302
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,399
Do you think that
poo-poo and poh-poh,
303
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,535
and thing and down there
are nicer?
304
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,471
You mustn't be ashamed
of natural functions.
305
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,973
I suppose you think
that's natural outfit?
306
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:44,311
Cut so low, your... breasts
are hanging out?
307
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,515
That must be Mrs. Prinz.
308
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:54,020
I can't stand Mrs. Prinz.
She smells like a wet dog.
309
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:56,956
Mrs. Prinz.
310
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,991
You're a lucky man, Mr. Balser.
311
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,059
Good night, girls.
312
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,395
Two little daughters,
so full of love, so sweet.
313
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,696
- Bless their hearts.
- Sure.
314
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,732
I have two sons
My sons I never see.
315
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,075
Not a phone call even.
316
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,436
Why can't my sons make
a phone call once a week?
317
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,269
Maybe they could spend a dime
318
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,838
to find out
they have a mother...
319
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:12,839
Living and breathing
320
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,342
with my emphysema, yet.
Not dead in the grave.
321
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,810
I don't sleep nights thinking
how cruel my sons are to me.
322
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,055
They can stay up until the end
of this program, Mrs. Prinz.
323
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,914
- After that, lights out.
- Mr. Balser,
324
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,450
before you go, please.
325
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,385
It's a miracle
I didn't break the leg.
326
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,086
I don't sleep nights
from the pain.
327
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,154
And doctor bills.
328
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,490
A poor widow like me
shouldn't have doctor bills
329
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,992
for a crack in the pavement
the city's too rotten to fix.
330
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,428
What I want, Mr. Balser,
is you should be my lawyer
331
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,496
and sue the city for me.
332
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,766
I don't handle personal
injury cases, Mrs. Prinz.
333
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,869
Last Tuesday, broad daylight,
334
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,405
on Madison Avenue, in front
of Rockner's stationery store.
335
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,350
I'm sorry. You'll have to get
someone else, Mrs. Prinz.
336
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,409
- Goodbye, girls.
- Make the city pay me,
337
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:52,044
Mr. Balser.
Fifty thousand dollars.
338
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,913
For my pain, Mr. Balser.
339
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,451
No idea who we are.
340
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,353
How dear of you to come.
341
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,955
How very sweet and dear of you.
342
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,058
And now be good little lambs
and get yourselves a drink.
343
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,694
You know everyone here.
344
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,034
My God!
345
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,336
Did you ever see
so many names in one place?
346
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,506
Never.
347
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,408
Isn't it marvelous
that we've developed
348
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,510
such an exciting social life?
349
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:24,644
Marvelous.
350
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,747
Um, look who's there.
That's, um...
351
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:31,684
It's um... What's his name?
He won the Pulitzer prize.
352
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,402
- Who's that?
- Nobody. Balser's wife.
353
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,460
I'm used to paying that sort
of price for something.
354
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:14,661
But it's a lot of money.
355
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,731
Hi there.
356
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,567
I'm Tina Balser.
357
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,769
We met at Joe Nemlo's party.
358
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,475
You were looking for a...
359
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:31,578
a tall skinny blonde
with green horn rims.
360
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,447
Yes.
361
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:37,584
Mrs. Balser.
Samuel Keefer.
362
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,552
- How do you do?
- Hello.
363
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,220
So, I think you ought
to do that, George.
364
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,623
Especially since you're the most
ambitious prick I know.
365
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,858
You and I have been friends
for a long time.
366
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,627
Screw friendship.
367
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,596
Excuse me.
368
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,701
Charming pair.
369
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,550
Hello.
370
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,654
We weren't laughing
at you, you know.
371
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,490
- I didn't think you were.
- Yes, you did.
372
00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,892
In case you don't know it,
that's pretty looney.
373
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:21,594
Go to hell.
374
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:23,662
What's the matter?
375
00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:29,802
- Can't you relax?
- Would you leave me alone?
376
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:33,139
Look, I came all the way over
here to give you a compliment
377
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,575
and you act as if
I'm insulting you.
378
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,477
- A compliment?
- Yes.
379
00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,681
I honestly
didn't recognize you before.
380
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,752
You know, you look like a
totally different woman tonight.
381
00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:48,721
Tell me...
382
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,257
does screwing appeal to you?
383
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,667
What's the matter? You drunk?
384
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:02,969
Just mad.
385
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,305
- Looney, as you said.
- Stand still. Here.
386
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,574
I haven't finished.
387
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,743
- I find this all rather boring.
- You're not bored,
388
00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:14,681
so, cut the crap. As a matter
of fact, you're thawing.
389
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,884
And you're just beginning
to vibrate.
390
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,554
You know, you excite
the hell out of me.
391
00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,957
And I excite you too, don't I?
392
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,695
My.
393
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,631
My goodness.
394
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:35,201
Why, this hasn't happened
to me in years.
395
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:39,672
Not since I was
a horny teenager.
396
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:43,843
- You're disgusting.
- Stand right here.
397
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:47,013
We don't want the world
to see how you affect me, do we?
398
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,649
How would you like
to sit on my lap?
399
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:53,285
You are the most
disgusting man I have ever met.
400
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,689
- So?
- So nothing, you worm.
401
00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:03,596
I noticed you're talking
to George Prager.
402
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,265
- Yes.
- You see?
403
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,100
That should prove
something to you.
404
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,268
What?
405
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,905
I'm damn proud you can hold
your own with someone like that.
406
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,941
What were you talking about?
407
00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,610
Sex.
408
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,713
We were talking about sex.
409
00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,015
Sex?
410
00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:24,917
That's right.
411
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:29,188
Nothing the matter
with you, Tina.
412
00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,791
I take it all back.
413
00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:35,594
If you can banter about sex with
someone like George Prager...
414
00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,631
you're not as insecure
as I thought.
415
00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:42,635
Please get that, Lottie?
416
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,905
Hello?
Just a moment, please.
417
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,676
There's a man who wants
to speak to you, Mrs. Balser.
418
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,978
He says to tell you
it's Mr. Prager.
419
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,716
Thank you, Lottie.
I'll take it in here.
420
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,996
- Hello?
- Hi.
421
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,675
Have you recovered from
my shocking behavior yet?
422
00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,701
I gave you damn near two weeks.
423
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,435
How are you?
424
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,971
Why, I'm just fine,
thank you. How are you?
425
00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:20,106
Okay, good. That's over.
426
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,408
Let's get to the point.
Can I see you this afternoon?
427
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,677
Actually,
I'd like to see you right now.
428
00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:28,748
You mean you'd take me out
for a drink or... or for lunch?
429
00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,851
Jesus.
430
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:33,753
Really, baby.
431
00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:35,688
You expect me
to go through all that?
432
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:39,726
Come on. Come on.
Be a big, brave girl.
433
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,160
Play it clean and straight?
434
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,829
I'm not brave.
435
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,663
I'm a coward
through and through.
436
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:48,067
Actually, I'm afraid of about
everything you could name.
437
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,136
Yeah. And I'll name one.
438
00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,806
Me.
There's nothing wrong with that.
439
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,743
I find you rather exciting.
440
00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:58,945
Well, about you coming over...
441
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:02,081
Um... I...
442
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,210
I have to go to a committee
meeting at my daughter's school.
443
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,454
I was just on my way out.
444
00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:11,290
Tomorrow. No.
Tomorrow's Saturday. Monday.
445
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,826
Monday I promised Jonathan
I'd go down
446
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,828
and pick out our
Christmas cards for this year.
447
00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,240
Your life is really
full of crap, isn't it?
448
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:19,832
Look, I'm in the telephone book.
449
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,433
If you wanna see me,
you call me.
450
00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:28,340
Believe me, the girls
are gonna be just fine.
451
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,510
In some cases the fever
runs as high as 105.
452
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,345
But there's still nothing
to worry about.
453
00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:35,882
The thing just has
to run its course.
454
00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,884
No antibiotics can touch it.
455
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:42,855
Give them plenty of fluids
and keep 'em warm.
456
00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:45,124
And...
457
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:47,760
don't worry if they throw up
a lot in the next few days.
458
00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:50,963
You'll just have to rally round
with the old mop and pail.
459
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,432
- Will I get it?
- Probably.
460
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:55,201
This thing is very contagious.
461
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,871
You mean my husband
will get it too?
462
00:28:58,905 --> 00:28:59,905
Tina!
463
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:05,978
Tina!
464
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:16,088
Tine... this damn thing
makes me so thirsty.
465
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,858
Get me a glass
of ginger ale, will you?
466
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,759
With lots of cracked ice?
467
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,261
Cracked, not cubes.
468
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,339
If only you would only
go lie down in the living room,
469
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:25,531
I could clean up this mess.
470
00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:26,665
Too weak to move.
471
00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:29,301
Little while ago you said
you were feeling stronger.
472
00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,070
I'm having a relapse.
473
00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:34,941
Tine?
474
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,110
Bring me a Carr's water biscuit,
will you?
475
00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:46,886
Darn.
476
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:48,254
Tina!
477
00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:52,925
Tina!
478
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,195
Goddammit.
479
00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:58,264
Tina!
480
00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:08,841
Tine... I've got this terrible
craving for a tall lemonade.
481
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,576
I'll see if there's a can
in the freezer.
482
00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:13,379
But Tine...
I'd rather have fresh lemonade.
483
00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:17,016
Make me the real old fashioned
kind, Tine, with...
484
00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:19,551
plenty of cracked ice
and sliced lemons.
485
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,254
Tine?
486
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,591
Put in a touch
of grenadine, will you?
487
00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,035
You're up.
488
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:39,305
- You must be feeling better.
- God, no.
489
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,108
I feel perfectly lousy.
490
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,980
- What's that you're reading?
- A cook book.
491
00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:50,582
Looking for a turkey stuffing.
492
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,885
Thanksgiving..
493
00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:56,255
- Christ. When's that?
- A week from tomorrow.
494
00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,627
My brain's been affected
by this thing.
495
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:03,429
Tina...
496
00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:06,532
the invitations to our party
have to out right away.
497
00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:07,533
The party's not
for another month.
498
00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,635
I know, but the kind of people
we're inviting
499
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:12,905
make plans two
and three months ahead of time.
500
00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:15,141
We'll be lucky if everybody
isn't all booked up.
501
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:20,112
Would you please do them?
I'd like to help you, but...
502
00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:21,981
I really feel rotten.
503
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:24,316
I feel weak as a kitten.
504
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,587
God...
I have to go back to bed.
505
00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:41,033
Tina!
506
00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:45,103
Tina!
507
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:50,376
Tina!
508
00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:54,680
Tina!
509
00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:01,020
Tin... a!
510
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:08,060
Tine, I've been thinking
about the turkey stuffing.
511
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,531
Maybe you could do
a whole different kind
512
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,266
of Thanksgiving dinner
this year.
513
00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:18,170
Not that your Thanksgiving
dinners haven't been great.
514
00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:21,073
But... it might be fun
to jazz it up.
515
00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:26,378
More... gourmet.
Less classic American, you know?
516
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,115
That's a wonderful idea,
Jonathan.
517
00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:31,217
How are you coming
with the invitations?
518
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,120
Finished.
519
00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,188
I'll mail them tomorrow.
No stamps in the house.
520
00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:39,358
Why can't you take 'em
to the post office?
521
00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,260
It's awfully cold outside.
522
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,096
For God's sakes, Tina,
523
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,999
the post office is only
four bloody blocks away.
524
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,035
That's true.
525
00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,104
That's absolutely true.
526
00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:57,276
What you say
has a certain ring of truth.
527
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,193
Yes.
528
00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,205
- Were you working?
- No, I'm not working.
529
00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:18,597
Would I answer if I was working?
530
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,699
This is Tina Balser.
531
00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:22,468
Who?
532
00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:25,037
Tina Balser.
533
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:29,108
So, it's you. What's up?
You wanna drink?
534
00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:31,610
I thought that might be nice.
535
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,145
Hold on a minute.
536
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:41,820
Look, tomorrow's out. It'll have
to be the day after tomorrow.
537
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,089
Friday at three o' clock.
538
00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:46,024
You gonna change your mind?
Chicken out, not show?
539
00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:49,128
No.
540
00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:51,330
Is this the table
where you work?
541
00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:56,335
I mean, well, if it is, what
a wonderful view to inspire you.
542
00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,071
Are you working on a new...
543
00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,307
article or new book
or something?
544
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:06,178
I never talk
about my work... ever.
545
00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:07,779
So, forget it from now on.
546
00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:10,516
Now, please, don't start.
547
00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:13,752
- Start what?
- Being impossible.
548
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:16,222
I am impossible.
Don't you start.
549
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,289
Me? Start what?
550
00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:21,093
- Getting all nerved up.
- I am not all nerved up.
551
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,363
You just an... antagonize me.
552
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,233
That isn't exactly
the word for it.
553
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,115
What changed your mind
about coming here?
554
00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:45,684
I...
555
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:50,256
- I'm not very clear about that.
- Well, it doesn't matter.
556
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,159
Point it, you are here.
557
00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:55,561
It's interesting, isn't it?
558
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,297
That's not exactly
the word for it.
559
00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:01,333
You know anything about me?
Aside from my work.
560
00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:04,603
Everything they say is true.
561
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,673
Well, except for the bit
about my being on stuff.
562
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,476
I was for a while,
but not long enough...
563
00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:11,777
to get in any real trouble.
564
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,645
I take it this is
the big warning.
565
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,414
You can skip that.
566
00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:17,549
I can take care of myself.
567
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,419
Please, don't start
that la-de-da shit with me.
568
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,721
It makes me wanna puke.
Save it for your husband
569
00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:24,290
and your charming crew
of friends.
570
00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:27,426
This is ridiculous.
571
00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:30,896
- I am going home.
- Sit down!
572
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,903
- Sit down.
- I can't stay.
573
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:40,472
- You make me too mad.
- You're not mad.
574
00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:42,308
You're scared to death.
575
00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:49,281
Goddammit, so am I.
576
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,194
So am I.
577
00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:45,484
Baby, you are a terrific
piece of ass.
578
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,654
Are you always that good?
579
00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:52,558
No.
580
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,999
Well, so much
for the compliment.
581
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,569
Now, what the hell do we do?
582
00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,605
- What do you mean?
- Well...
583
00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,450
I thought you'd be good
for a couple of screws,
584
00:40:08,474 --> 00:40:09,841
but this could get out of hand.
585
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,113
Don't worry.
586
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:19,485
I have no intention
of getting involved with you.
587
00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:23,589
I am the one who is not
going to get involved with you.
588
00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:26,558
I'm not gonna let a dizzy,
mixed-up broad like you
589
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:27,593
mess me up.
590
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:29,895
Then there's nothing
to worry about, is there?
591
00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,597
I know your type.
592
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:35,734
For females like you, sex...
particularly great sex...
593
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,536
there's got to be love.
594
00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,907
I could never love you.
Ever.
595
00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:04,496
Could you please move a little
so I can get up off this floor?
596
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,231
What for?
597
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,635
To get dressed and go home.
598
00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:12,938
It's only ten past four.
599
00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:15,807
You just got here.
600
00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:26,084
Hey.
601
00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:27,986
- George, let me go.
- Why?
602
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,555
Cause you already...
603
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,792
You're reliable, aren't you?
604
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,768
Let's see.
605
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,643
Yes, you are.
606
00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:55,814
Alive and kicking.
607
00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:05,624
The thing it all hangs on is,
608
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,627
can you have a straight
sex thing or not?
609
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,762
It's not gonna be easy for you.
610
00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:13,098
I know your type.
611
00:42:13,799 --> 00:42:17,836
You said that before.
What exactly is my type?
612
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,971
Your type is that when you
were a little girl,
613
00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:24,876
you brushed your hair 100
strokes every single night.
614
00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:27,012
I always cheated.
615
00:42:27,613 --> 00:42:30,548
And you wore white gloves
and you went to dancing school.
616
00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:35,353
And on your tenth birthday,
you're daddy hired a magician
617
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,988
to entertain at your party.
618
00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:40,959
And the next summer you went
to camp and fell in love
619
00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,161
with your dyke riding counselor.
620
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,562
Tennis counselor.
621
00:42:45,831 --> 00:42:48,900
Then you went to some
pukey girls' school, didn't you?
622
00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:50,736
And you edited the year book.
623
00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:54,272
And then during the summer
and vacation on Nantucket,
624
00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:56,207
you necked your ass off
with a dumb boy
625
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:57,709
from
Virginia Military Institute.
626
00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:00,679
He was a smart, and from Exeter.
627
00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:02,748
And it was East Hampton.
628
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:05,951
Now, that get-up.
629
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,120
That's your type.
630
00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:12,758
Why do you come here looking
as if you're on your way
631
00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,860
to a poetry reading
at the Y.M.H.A.?
632
00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:17,896
Instead of on my way to commit
adultery on 50th Street.
633
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,766
Really, is that what it is
to you, Mrs. Balser?
634
00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:22,600
Certainly not a love affair.
635
00:43:23,735 --> 00:43:25,771
Well, there are,
I believe, other terms.
636
00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:29,641
Save 'em...
for your bloody awful books.
637
00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:32,310
Hey.
638
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:35,981
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
639
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,716
You take that back.
640
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,622
Okay.
641
00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,058
You're good.
642
00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:50,628
You're so good...
643
00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:52,964
it doesn't bear thinking about.
644
00:43:58,269 --> 00:43:59,705
Well...
645
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,944
Now, you tell me why you came
up here thinking about it.
646
00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:10,648
Because then I have to figure
out why George, the writer...
647
00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:13,685
is also George,
the deliberately...
648
00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:16,121
coarse and vulgar clod.
649
00:44:25,864 --> 00:44:29,735
Hey, what do you say we play
this by ear for a while?
650
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,104
Okay.
651
00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:37,442
Now... we will not see
each other for say...
652
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:40,779
about a week.
And we won't call each other.
653
00:44:43,782 --> 00:44:46,017
Don't give me that smile.
You're gonna wanna call me.
654
00:44:46,051 --> 00:44:49,387
Now, let's say we have a date
a week from today.
655
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,321
Same time.
656
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:53,424
During that week
we will think things over.
657
00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,761
You will think about whether
you can swing this
658
00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:58,764
for what it is,
pure and incredible sex.
659
00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:02,167
And I will think about just
what I can or cannot take.
660
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,770
- And what does that mean?
- Well, it means I'm just
661
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:07,472
not sure wanna cope with all
of your emotional tantrums.
662
00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:10,776
- My emotional tantrums?
- You'll be crazy about me.
663
00:45:10,809 --> 00:45:13,779
You really are.
All crazy, weak in the knees.
664
00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:14,956
And then you're
gonna have tantrums
665
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:17,415
and you're gonna throw fits
and you're gonna get upset
666
00:45:17,448 --> 00:45:20,285
and possessive
and make demands and scenes.
667
00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:22,453
Listen to yourself.
668
00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:25,857
Now, if during this week
you've decided you've kicked it
669
00:45:25,891 --> 00:45:27,759
or you don't wanna play
it my way,
670
00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:29,861
you just don't call me
or you don't come.
671
00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:32,430
And if, during the week,
I've decided I don't need it,
672
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:34,065
I'll call you
and tell you not to come
673
00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:36,434
or I just will not
be here when you show up.
674
00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:41,506
- All the unmitigated gall.
- Well... what about it?
675
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,143
What do you say?
Deal?
676
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,815
- It's a deal.
- Good.
677
00:46:04,830 --> 00:46:07,098
Yuck.
Onions before breakfast.
678
00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:10,168
- Couldn't you wait until later?
- Food's in the dining room.
679
00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:11,946
You won't be able
to smell anything in there.
680
00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:15,573
You can smell the bloody onions
all the way in our bedroom.
681
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:18,810
That's what woke me up.
What's this?
682
00:46:19,410 --> 00:46:21,146
Something for
the turkey stuffing.
683
00:46:21,179 --> 00:46:23,014
It looks mucky.
684
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,855
- What's that bloody smell?
- Good morning, Jonathan.
685
00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:33,925
God. Are you making
a big production?
686
00:46:34,359 --> 00:46:37,062
I am making Thanksgiving dinner.
687
00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:40,198
And rather special,
as you requested. Why?
688
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:45,136
I feel as if I'm getting that
goddamn thing all over again.
689
00:46:46,437 --> 00:46:48,506
You probably drank
too much last night.
690
00:46:49,107 --> 00:46:51,843
Go back to sleep. You'll feel
better when you wake up.
691
00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:02,520
Feeling any better?
692
00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:03,922
You look better.
693
00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,230
Where are the girls?
694
00:47:12,263 --> 00:47:15,000
Watching the Thanksgiving parade
with some friends.
695
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,235
Great.
696
00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:19,971
It gives us plenty of time.
697
00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:23,408
Time?
698
00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:26,011
For a little old
roll in the hay.
699
00:47:27,645 --> 00:47:30,348
- Now?
- Yeah, of course now.
700
00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,450
Honey, you're not feeling well.
701
00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:34,019
I feel fine.
702
00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:36,387
I feel pretty horny
as a matter of fact.
703
00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:39,190
You get pretty horny
lying around in bed all day.
704
00:47:40,091 --> 00:47:42,260
Well... I'm sorry,
but I...
705
00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:45,030
I really don't feel like it.
706
00:47:45,931 --> 00:47:48,934
I mean, I haven't been
lying around in bed all day.
707
00:47:49,267 --> 00:47:51,336
I've been running around
all day.
708
00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:55,206
And there's a lot left to do.
709
00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:57,976
And if I don't go turn off the...
710
00:47:58,009 --> 00:48:00,878
Yeah, okay, I get the idea.
711
00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:06,017
Do you think you could at least
bring me something to eat?
712
00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:10,155
- Sure. What would you like?
- Juice and coffee,
713
00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,523
one four-minute egg and a scone.
No butter.
714
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:14,325
And some damson plum preserves.
715
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,062
- We're gonna be eating dinner...
- Well, I'm hungry.
716
00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:18,596
I haven't eaten all day.
717
00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:35,413
My, this is a delicious dinner,
Tine.
718
00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:38,283
Isn't this
just scrumptious, girls?
719
00:48:40,685 --> 00:48:43,388
This wine is called
Romanee-Saint-Vivant.
720
00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:45,290
Can you say that?
721
00:48:45,323 --> 00:48:47,925
Romanee-Saint-Vivant.
722
00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:51,229
Good. You must learn
so when you grow up,
723
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:52,597
you'll know all about wines.
724
00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:56,134
No reason why women
shouldn't know as much as men.
725
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:59,437
Expensive for a 1964.
726
00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:04,142
Expensive but not... smug.
You know what I mean?
727
00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:06,277
This stuffing tastes different.
728
00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:09,580
Why didn't you make the old
kind of stuffing we love?
729
00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:13,584
Daddy specifically asked for
something different this year.
730
00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:14,986
Didn't you, Jonathan?
731
00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:18,389
I did. And I'm glad I did.
732
00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:21,159
It's great. Super-duper.
733
00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:23,294
Always said you had
the makings of a superb cook.
734
00:49:23,328 --> 00:49:26,564
What's in the stuffing?
The squiggly things?
735
00:49:27,132 --> 00:49:29,634
Please don't talk
with your mouth full, Sylvie.
736
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:31,136
Oysters.
737
00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:34,111
Sylvie!
738
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:37,587
Sylvie! What do you mean by
doing such a disgusting thing?
739
00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:39,644
Sylvie! I am talking to you.
740
00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:41,479
What was the meaning
of that outrage?
741
00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:43,414
Oysters! They make me sick.
742
00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:47,152
- You and Liz just love oysters.
- On the half shell
743
00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:50,388
with cocktail sauce. Not in a
bloody turkey, for God's sake.
744
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:53,724
Sylvie, you will apologize
to your mother this instant.
745
00:49:53,758 --> 00:49:55,526
And then you will eat
this delicious dinner
746
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,662
that she has worked
so hard to cook.
747
00:49:57,695 --> 00:49:59,697
It isn't delicious, it's awful.
748
00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:02,300
Mushy chestnuts, onion
and celery and cream.
749
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,736
Even the salad isn't normal.
Oranges and cut up plants.
750
00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:07,638
You go straight to your room.
751
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:10,141
I'm happy to go to my room.
752
00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:19,117
I feel rather peculiar.
753
00:50:38,836 --> 00:50:41,106
Elliott here, Jonathan.
How are you?
754
00:50:41,139 --> 00:50:44,175
Elly, old boy.
How are you?
755
00:50:44,209 --> 00:50:47,212
- Have a pleasant Thanksgiving?
- Splendid, and you?
756
00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:49,114
Perfect.
Couldn't have been better.
757
00:50:49,147 --> 00:50:51,092
I'm awfully sorry
to bother you on a holiday,
758
00:50:51,116 --> 00:50:54,252
but, we're having a little
financial meeting here.
759
00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:56,821
- Are you free to join us?
- Of course.
760
00:50:56,854 --> 00:50:59,324
I'd love to.
Be over in ten minutes.
761
00:51:09,267 --> 00:51:10,368
What was that?
762
00:51:11,702 --> 00:51:13,104
What was what?
763
00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:18,075
- That awful crash.
- I dropped a plate.
764
00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:22,180
Didn't sound like a plate.
765
00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:29,320
- Why are you going out?
- You ought to know.
766
00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:31,189
You were listening
on the extension.
767
00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:34,759
Why does Mr. Asher want you
for a financial meeting?
768
00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:37,728
Because I'm gonna be one of
the major investors
769
00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,230
in his new vineyard.
770
00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,267
How much?
771
00:51:46,171 --> 00:51:48,306
Who do you think you are,
cross examining me?
772
00:51:48,339 --> 00:51:50,308
How much are you investing,
Jonathan?
773
00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:52,677
I don't like
being cross examined.
774
00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:56,881
And I don't like being spied on
on the telephone.
775
00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:02,653
How can we afford
to invest in a vineyard?
776
00:52:03,288 --> 00:52:06,224
I'm in charge of
financial matters around here.
777
00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:14,299
So you can take
that snippy tone of voice
778
00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,168
and do "you know what"
with it, old girl.
779
00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:22,440
And since you've had
such an exhausting day...
780
00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,311
I suggest that you
just go to bed.
781
00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:27,845
And relax.
782
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,195
Well...
783
00:52:45,430 --> 00:52:46,597
we're hooked.
784
00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:50,235
At least for a while, anyway.
785
00:52:55,406 --> 00:52:56,607
Who taught you all that?
786
00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,952
Marvelous hands.
787
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,323
Incredible hands.
788
00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:15,460
He didn't teach you all that.
789
00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:18,263
Who?
790
00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:20,398
That goofed up husband of yours.
791
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:25,670
You screw around a lot
before you married him?
792
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:28,673
Not a lot.
793
00:53:29,674 --> 00:53:31,509
Well, what's his problem,
anyway?
794
00:53:34,812 --> 00:53:35,980
I gather you don't know it,
795
00:53:36,013 --> 00:53:38,316
but he happens to be
a brilliant lawyer.
796
00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:44,255
Well, is he likely
to get wise to this?
797
00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:47,925
No, he doesn't watch me.
798
00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:52,430
He's a... little too involved
with himself right now.
799
00:53:52,463 --> 00:53:55,500
Well, he probably has
a broad somewhere.
800
00:53:57,302 --> 00:53:58,403
No.
801
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:01,339
He isn't the type.
802
00:54:01,372 --> 00:54:04,442
Everybody is the type, pussycat.
803
00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:05,443
Well, did you...
804
00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:07,978
just screw around a lot
since you married him?
805
00:54:11,716 --> 00:54:12,717
Never before.
806
00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:15,653
Really?
807
00:54:16,721 --> 00:54:18,956
Well, what took you so long?
808
00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:22,727
Um...
809
00:54:24,962 --> 00:54:27,498
I believed in all those
square virtues.
810
00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:30,501
Fidelity and loyalty.
811
00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:33,304
Nothing, you'd understand.
812
00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:36,574
Yeah. Now tell me
the real reason.
813
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:38,476
That is the real reason.
814
00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:43,581
And besides,
sex isn't that important to me.
815
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:48,819
No, it really isn't.
816
00:54:48,853 --> 00:54:51,389
My sweet fish.
817
00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,624
My sweet fish.
818
00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:58,663
You do not act like a broad
to whom sex is not important.
819
00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:01,666
Who broke you in?
820
00:55:04,469 --> 00:55:07,505
Come on. Tell me.
What was he like?
821
00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:09,807
I dig hearing about
that sort of thing.
822
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,075
Voyeur.
823
00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:14,612
Don't give me any crap about
being a voyeur. I am a voyeur.
824
00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:21,552
Well...
825
00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:26,624
there wasn't anybody...
like that.
826
00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:33,464
And besides,
there doesn't have to be.
827
00:55:35,533 --> 00:55:37,568
With... some women...
828
00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:40,070
sex is just...
829
00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:42,607
instinctive.
830
00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:46,611
Remember what Proust
told about Albertine?
831
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:49,479
She...
832
00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:52,349
instinctively knew...
833
00:55:53,618 --> 00:55:55,786
what would give
the male body pleasure.
834
00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:00,057
She... what?
835
00:56:00,491 --> 00:56:03,428
She instinctively knew
what would give the male...
836
00:56:09,133 --> 00:56:11,602
George,
please don't laugh at me.
837
00:56:11,636 --> 00:56:13,103
Jesus.
838
00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:15,773
My funny baby.
839
00:56:21,145 --> 00:56:24,114
"Albertine
instinctively knew..."
840
00:56:24,615 --> 00:56:29,420
My God. My God, you
are too much. You knucklehead.
841
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,658
Proust was a homosexual
and Albertine was a goddamn boy.
842
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,662
Well, I don't happen
to believe in that theory.
843
00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:41,566
I happen to believe that
the character of Albertine
844
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:44,068
- was based on a real woman.
- And who taught you that?
845
00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:46,571
Some crappy professor
at Sarah Lawrence?
846
00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:49,774
- Smith.
- Hey. Hey.
847
00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:54,411
Hey. Hey, sweetheart.
848
00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:56,747
Sweetheart cookie.
849
00:56:57,548 --> 00:56:58,668
You really are a smart dame,
850
00:56:59,817 --> 00:57:01,495
but sometimes you've got a box
full of marbles for a brain.
851
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:02,796
And you're a mean,
cruel bastard.
852
00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:05,523
And you manage to spoil
just about everything.
853
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:13,598
My Christmas list.
854
00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:15,533
The ones that can't
be covered by cash
855
00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:18,135
and the ones that require
the personal touch
856
00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:20,538
of a little present
besides cash.
857
00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:23,941
You'll notice that I put down
suggestions after each name,
858
00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:25,676
with a sort of price ceiling.
859
00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:28,646
In some cases,
I've even indicated stores.
860
00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:30,715
Lord & Taylor is nice for boots
861
00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:33,518
and I happen to know
Ms. Newby needs a pair.
862
00:57:33,551 --> 00:57:37,154
Fleece-lined suede will be nice,
I think, as I've suggested.
863
00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:38,756
I've even put down her size.
864
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:41,225
I take it you want me
to do your Christmas shopping?
865
00:57:41,258 --> 00:57:44,562
Yes, I do.
I haven't any time this year.
866
00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:46,897
By the way,
how are the RSVP's coming in?
867
00:57:47,632 --> 00:57:49,734
Everyone's answered,
except seven or eight.
868
00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:53,270
What about Charlotte
Rady and Julie Hayes
869
00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,172
and the Packards?
They all accept?
870
00:57:55,606 --> 00:57:57,642
Charlotte Rady
and Julie Hayes did,
871
00:57:57,675 --> 00:57:58,885
Joyce Packard called
this morning
872
00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:00,511
and said she couldn't come.
873
00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,714
I'm very sorry to hear that.
874
00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:08,252
Very, very sorry.
Did she give any reason?
875
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:10,555
They're off
to some place to ski.
876
00:58:10,921 --> 00:58:12,657
Klosters or Kitzbuhel.
877
00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:15,492
Boy, some people really know
how to live, don't they?
878
00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:18,529
I hope you've arranged to have
the apartment done next week.
879
00:58:18,563 --> 00:58:20,731
Floors waxed, windows washed.
880
00:58:20,765 --> 00:58:22,633
You've ordered the flowers,
haven't you?
881
00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:25,702
Not yet.
882
00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:30,908
Not yet?
883
00:58:31,642 --> 00:58:35,613
Do you realize our party
is only nine days away?
884
00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:55,600
I wanna have a talk with you.
885
00:58:58,736 --> 00:58:59,870
About what?
886
00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:03,941
Do you know what tobacco
does to your teeth?
887
00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,277
Stains them.
888
00:59:07,845 --> 00:59:10,014
You notice that I don't
allow myself to be ruled
889
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,816
by a little tube of tobacco.
890
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:14,952
Is that what you came
to talk about? Smoking?
891
00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:21,258
I wanna talk about
the way we live.
892
00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:22,927
The way we live is ridiculous.
893
00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:26,864
I couldn't agree more.
894
00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:32,102
Tina, I've been sitting in the
den trying to figure it out.
895
00:59:32,637 --> 00:59:36,774
Why is it, just as I am about to
realize my creative potential,
896
00:59:36,807 --> 00:59:39,276
you are doing everything
to hold me back?
897
00:59:41,746 --> 00:59:45,716
What if I happen to think that
some of your methods are wrong?
898
00:59:47,151 --> 00:59:49,286
This whole kick you're on...
899
00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:52,589
throwing big parties
for so-called celebrities...
900
00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:54,091
running after them.
901
00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:56,927
I think it's idiotic
and demeaning.
902
00:59:57,828 --> 01:00:01,766
They don't care about you.
They wanna use you.
903
01:00:01,799 --> 01:00:03,934
Why don't you just let me
be the judge of that.
904
01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:06,771
Why? Why can't you
go along with me
905
01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:08,605
instead of working
to destroy me?
906
01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:13,410
Wanna know the truth? I'm more
worried about the girls.
907
01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:16,413
What the hell do you mean
by that crack?
908
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:19,750
Girls look to their mothers
to learn how to be women...
909
01:00:21,018 --> 01:00:23,754
and you sure set
one hell of a horrible example.
910
01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:26,223
Well, listen here,
Jonathan Balser,
911
01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:29,193
if there's any rotten example
being set, for those girls,
912
01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:30,460
it is not me.
913
01:00:30,494 --> 01:00:33,731
So you take that kind of talk
and shove it right up your ass.
914
01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:36,801
You calm down. Calm down.
Stop using such foul language.
915
01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:38,302
I'm gonna pretend
that you never said
916
01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:39,970
any of the nasty
things you just said.
917
01:00:40,004 --> 01:00:43,240
Well, that is very big
of you, I must say.
918
01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:44,975
I have been patient...
919
01:00:45,442 --> 01:00:48,212
I have been
fantastically patient...
920
01:00:48,245 --> 01:00:50,948
more patient
than any other man I know.
921
01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:54,118
But I am at my wit's end.
I don't know what to do.
922
01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:56,086
About what?
923
01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:00,390
In nine days we are giving
a party for 100 people.
924
01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:04,695
I have hired Beaumont, the most
expensive caterer in New York,
925
01:01:04,729 --> 01:01:07,998
to handle the food
and the service. Even the ice.
926
01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:12,002
I would like to see you
do one thing
927
01:01:12,036 --> 01:01:13,904
to make this party a success.
928
01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:17,207
Would you come to a party...
929
01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:20,010
that we're giving
a week from Saturday...
930
01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:22,679
if I thought of
a safe way of inviting you?
931
01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:28,452
Not on your life.
932
01:01:31,822 --> 01:01:32,923
Why?
933
01:01:34,491 --> 01:01:36,794
First of all,
I don't dig parties.
934
01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:39,797
I hate them.
And second of all,
935
01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:42,699
I do not get my kicks
from that sort of thing.
936
01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:46,003
What sort of thing?
937
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:48,773
That "nobody-knows-but-us" crap.
938
01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:52,176
My poor baby.
939
01:01:52,810 --> 01:01:55,813
I might have known you'd take
that kind of cheap thrill.
940
01:01:56,881 --> 01:01:58,415
I only asked you
941
01:01:58,448 --> 01:02:01,151
because it would be
more bearable if you were there.
942
01:02:05,289 --> 01:02:06,891
If you hate parties so much,
943
01:02:06,924 --> 01:02:09,259
what were you doing
at the do where we met?
944
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,796
Checking up on a lying cunt.
945
01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:13,998
The tall, skinny blonde.
946
01:02:14,031 --> 01:02:16,901
What difference
does it make who it was?
947
01:02:17,301 --> 01:02:20,838
It sounds as if you...
948
01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:22,873
cared for her.
949
01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:24,741
Cared?
950
01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:29,279
Christ, you are starting
to get possessive, aren't you?
951
01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:30,848
Do you still see her?
952
01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:37,387
You've made love to a million
different women, haven't you?
953
01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:40,290
Give or take a dozen.
954
01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:44,461
You've had lots
of practice and experience.
955
01:02:44,494 --> 01:02:47,865
Aren't you glad?
956
01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:49,967
I'm jealous.
957
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,402
You have no goddamn right
to get jealous.
958
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:55,339
- Why? Because I'm married?
- No.
959
01:02:56,006 --> 01:02:58,475
Because you give me too damn
little of your time, that's why.
960
01:02:58,508 --> 01:03:00,253
What the hell am I supposed
to do while you're off
961
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:03,848
changing diapers and running
errands for old Jona-thing?
962
01:03:03,881 --> 01:03:05,816
And while we're on that subject,
you can tell me
963
01:03:05,850 --> 01:03:07,985
- you two never screw?
- No, I'm not.
964
01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:09,854
Well, supposing
I don't like that.
965
01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:15,559
You're jealous.
966
01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,965
Well, what difference
does it make,
967
01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:25,569
since you and I are only
having a straight sex thing?
968
01:03:25,602 --> 01:03:27,304
Shit to all that.
969
01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:29,907
Come on, baby,
we're wasting time.
970
01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:35,980
Ooh!
Jesus, is it cold.
971
01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:38,916
- Hello.
- Hi.
972
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:41,919
Hello.
973
01:03:47,892 --> 01:03:49,293
Look what I have for you.
974
01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:55,900
It's still cold.
975
01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:02,072
- Don't you have a bathrobe?
- Never owned one in my life.
976
01:04:02,106 --> 01:04:02,940
Why?
977
01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:05,175
Bathrobes were luxuries
where I grew up.
978
01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:07,878
Now, it's just a habit.
979
01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:11,916
What's today? Tuesday?
How about Friday?
980
01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:14,251
I know this will only
prove your point...
981
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,855
but the fact is, I can't
see you until next week.
982
01:04:20,124 --> 01:04:23,327
And next week will be the last
time until after the holidays.
983
01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:26,931
Don't you wanna know why?
984
01:04:27,497 --> 01:04:28,999
No, I don't give a shit why.
985
01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:33,971
Well, one of the reasons
is that damn party we're having.
986
01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:37,250
I have to stick around and see
that the floors get waxed
987
01:04:37,274 --> 01:04:40,644
and the windows get washed.
Interesting things like that.
988
01:04:42,479 --> 01:04:45,682
And then... And then Friday,
I have to go to the dentist
989
01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:47,918
- and to the hairdresser.
- Yeah.
990
01:04:47,952 --> 01:04:50,254
Next week I could see you
early in the week.
991
01:04:51,121 --> 01:04:53,924
Because I'm due to get the curse
around the middle of the week.
992
01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:55,092
I don't mind that.
993
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:58,295
- I do.
- You would.
994
01:04:59,063 --> 01:05:00,063
Then what?
995
01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,675
This is fascinating,
in a hair-raising sort of way.
996
01:05:02,699 --> 01:05:04,534
After that
is Christmas vacation.
997
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:08,105
I have to spend some time with
the girls, take them places.
998
01:05:08,138 --> 01:05:10,274
Jesus, and you have the nerve
to be jealous.
999
01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:13,110
Look, it's 5:20,
hadn't you better move your ass?
1000
01:05:14,711 --> 01:05:17,014
Do you wanna see me
next Tuesday or not?
1001
01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:20,250
Sure. Sure, baby.
Tuesday is fine.
1002
01:05:20,284 --> 01:05:22,586
I'll have some mistletoe
hanging over the bed.
1003
01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:05,062
Aah!
1004
01:06:05,095 --> 01:06:08,065
- Hey, Tine, is that you?
- Hi.
1005
01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:10,134
Come on in here.
I wanna show you something.
1006
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:16,140
How do they look?
1007
01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:18,074
Ooh, just fine.
1008
01:06:19,176 --> 01:06:20,520
One hundred and fifty-three.
Still ten days to Christmas.
1009
01:06:20,544 --> 01:06:22,746
- We're half way there.
- Half way where?
1010
01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:25,715
Well... we sent out
300 cards this year.
1011
01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:28,785
I want you to make a list
before you throw them away.
1012
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:30,687
No point in sending cards
next year
1013
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,023
to people who couldn't be
bothered to send us one.
1014
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,176
I remembered what you said.
1015
01:07:05,189 --> 01:07:08,192
That bit about
my deprived childhood?
1016
01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:12,396
Look, would you be very sore
if I took this back
1017
01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:15,365
and I got some shirts?
I'm very low on shirts.
1018
01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:18,635
Just because you're embarrassed
you didn't get me a present,
1019
01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:20,804
doesn't mean
you have to get tough.
1020
01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:23,173
And who said I didn't
get you a present?
1021
01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:26,476
I'd faint if I ever
got a present from you.
1022
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:28,044
You would?
1023
01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:43,793
Open it.
1024
01:07:52,336 --> 01:07:55,505
Well, don't just sit there.
Try it on.
1025
01:07:57,707 --> 01:08:00,210
Now? Here?
1026
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:02,446
Now. Here.
1027
01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:05,149
You're suddenly modest?
1028
01:09:16,353 --> 01:09:19,223
- Just as I thought.
- What?
1029
01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:21,391
You don't look at all sexy.
1030
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,694
Still, it's an improvement
1031
01:09:24,728 --> 01:09:28,632
over that Destin Company lady
lingerie you're always wearing.
1032
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,267
Shut up.
1033
01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:31,568
You shut up.
1034
01:09:36,373 --> 01:09:37,641
- Come here.
- No.
1035
01:09:40,444 --> 01:09:41,611
It's...
1036
01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:44,414
too cold.
1037
01:09:50,254 --> 01:09:53,189
That's not bad.
That's not bad at all.
1038
01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:56,360
It's a lot better than walking
around in a dirty old raincoat.
1039
01:09:59,329 --> 01:10:02,232
Well, that's it.
Christmas is over.
1040
01:10:02,266 --> 01:10:04,968
I was a good little boy
and Santa Claus came.
1041
01:10:05,469 --> 01:10:06,670
Didn't you?
1042
01:10:08,272 --> 01:10:10,307
What are you gonna do
on Christmas?
1043
01:10:11,741 --> 01:10:12,942
Why?
1044
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:16,446
What should I be doing?
What are you doing?
1045
01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:19,816
Tell me, how is the birthday
of our Lord celebrated
1046
01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:22,952
in the warm and loving
Balser household?
1047
01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:35,399
Answer the telephone.
1048
01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:40,404
Answer the goddamn phone.
1049
01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:46,376
Okay.
1050
01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:53,249
Hello.
1051
01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:55,952
No, I was taking a shower.
1052
01:10:55,985 --> 01:10:57,721
Because I felt like it.
That's why.
1053
01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:02,326
Will you get off that
stupid kick, for Christ's sake?
1054
01:11:02,359 --> 01:11:04,260
No, that's too early.
1055
01:11:09,433 --> 01:11:10,967
I thought I told you
to knock it off.
1056
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,569
I'll be there
about eight o' clock.
1057
01:11:23,413 --> 01:11:26,616
It was agreed that you have
no damn right to be jealous.
1058
01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:28,752
- I am not jealous.
- What?
1059
01:11:28,785 --> 01:11:31,755
I'm not jealous.
I just feel sick.
1060
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,523
Why? You asked for it.
1061
01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:36,326
You begged for it. You ordered
me to answer the phone.
1062
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,462
How come
it was plugged in today?
1063
01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:40,364
Afraid you'd miss that call?
1064
01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:43,500
Christ, here comes
the big agony scene.
1065
01:11:44,033 --> 01:11:46,436
I'm not even sure
you bought that chemise for me.
1066
01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:50,640
- Well, it fit you, didn't it?
- It could fit any number of...
1067
01:11:50,674 --> 01:11:52,108
- broads.
- Please.
1068
01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,611
What are you trying to prove?
That I'm a rat? A bastard?
1069
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,746
You know that.
That's why you come here.
1070
01:11:56,780 --> 01:12:00,417
- It's what turns you on.
- Sometimes it turns me on.
1071
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:02,852
Sometimes it makes me
wanna throw up.
1072
01:12:02,886 --> 01:12:04,354
Everything has its price.
1073
01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:06,790
I know.
1074
01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:08,858
I'm not sure I can pay it.
1075
01:12:08,892 --> 01:12:11,795
Well, can you or can't you?
If you can't, get off the pot.
1076
01:12:12,529 --> 01:12:14,540
You're trying to confuse things,
as I knew you would.
1077
01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:15,675
All this jazz about presents.
1078
01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:18,435
What the hell has presents
got to do with you and me?
1079
01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:20,437
Jesus, I must be out of my mind.
1080
01:12:22,071 --> 01:12:25,141
Anytime you show signs
of being human, I'll think
1081
01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,711
- you're out of your mind.
- I'm not human.
1082
01:12:27,744 --> 01:12:29,379
Sentimental.
1083
01:12:29,413 --> 01:12:31,715
We happen to have
a fantastic sex thing.
1084
01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:32,849
Sex is sex.
1085
01:12:33,417 --> 01:12:34,884
A lay is a lay is a lay.
1086
01:12:35,485 --> 01:12:38,488
You wanna get laid, you come
here and you get royally laid.
1087
01:12:38,522 --> 01:12:39,423
Isn't that enough?
1088
01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:41,425
No why the hell
do you have to dress it up
1089
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:43,460
with a lot of schmultz
and trimmings?
1090
01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:46,062
If that's what you want,
go find yourself some nice
1091
01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:47,497
guilty type
of adulteress husband
1092
01:12:47,531 --> 01:12:49,999
in that select social
set you travel in.
1093
01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:52,736
They're past masters
at that sort of crap.
1094
01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:59,476
You don't need a woman.
You need a sex machine.
1095
01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:01,845
Well, it sure would save one
hell of a lot of trouble.
1096
01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:04,414
Merry Christmas!
1097
01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:08,184
Madame Balser?
Beaumont service, Madame.
1098
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:11,555
Monsieur Beaumont,
a pleasure to meet you at last.
1099
01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:14,157
I'm not Monsieur Beaumont.
I'm Monsieur Henri.
1100
01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:17,561
How do you do, Henri?
1101
01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:19,563
What time does
Monsieur Beaumont arrive?
1102
01:13:19,596 --> 01:13:22,499
Monsieur Beaumont does not
arrive, Monsieur Balser.
1103
01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:26,470
Please, is there somewhere my
people can change their clothes?
1104
01:13:26,803 --> 01:13:27,871
Doesn't arrive?
1105
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,808
You mean, not come at all?
I'm afraid I don't understand.
1106
01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:34,844
Monsieur Beaumont only appears
at those parties
1107
01:13:34,878 --> 01:13:36,145
where the...
1108
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:39,516
necessary arrangements
have been made.
1109
01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:41,117
Well, I...
1110
01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:43,787
This should have
been made clear to me.
1111
01:13:44,788 --> 01:13:47,090
I wasn't told that one had
to make special arrangements
1112
01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:49,192
to have
Monsieur Beaumont appear.
1113
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:53,463
Bloody upsetting.
1114
01:13:53,863 --> 01:13:56,766
- Does it really matter?
- Goddamn right it matters.
1115
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,602
I'm paying enough for Beaumont
to come here
1116
01:13:58,635 --> 01:14:00,637
and show his bloody face.
He could've told me.
1117
01:14:00,670 --> 01:14:02,872
You've got your
hell of a goddamn nerve.
1118
01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:05,842
Now how the hell are me and my
wife supposed to get in and out
1119
01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:09,045
- of our front door?
- What's the trouble, Mr. Meyer?
1120
01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:10,790
Trouble? I said
you got your hell of a nerve
1121
01:14:10,814 --> 01:14:13,717
putting these lousy
coat racks in the hall.
1122
01:14:14,884 --> 01:14:17,129
I'm terribly sorry, but you see,
we're having a big party...
1123
01:14:17,153 --> 01:14:18,664
I don't care if you're having
the last supper.
1124
01:14:18,688 --> 01:14:21,625
These lousy coatracks
are blocking my front door.
1125
01:14:21,658 --> 01:14:25,194
How the hell are our friends
supposed to get into our house?
1126
01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:28,665
- I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Meyer.
- I tell you something.
1127
01:14:28,698 --> 01:14:30,610
I wouldn't have come
over here and made this fuss,
1128
01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:32,936
if it wasn't for
that husband of yours.
1129
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:35,905
If that husband of yours
hadn't rung my bell last week
1130
01:14:35,939 --> 01:14:40,777
and asked... No, no, no.
He told me to get a new doormat.
1131
01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:44,648
That husband of yours said
that my doormat is an eyesore.
1132
01:14:44,681 --> 01:14:47,050
That's exactly the word he used.
Eyesore!
1133
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:51,287
Then he had the nerve to ask me
to take in my umbrella stand.
1134
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,890
That is an imported
umbrella stand.
1135
01:14:53,923 --> 01:14:55,759
I mean, he's got
his goddamn nerve.
1136
01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:58,728
Just who the hell does he think
he is, that husband of yours?
1137
01:15:00,263 --> 01:15:02,231
Can't you wait
until the party begins?
1138
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:04,734
The party has begun.
1139
01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:06,903
Mother, mother.
1140
01:15:06,936 --> 01:15:08,872
Why? What's the matter?
1141
01:15:08,905 --> 01:15:12,141
We went into the pantry and
there were platters of canapes
1142
01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:13,577
and we were going
to take one each
1143
01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,679
and a tall man said
if we touched anything,
1144
01:15:15,712 --> 01:15:17,180
he'd lock us in our rooms.
1145
01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:18,658
Well, I just better
straighten him out.
1146
01:15:18,682 --> 01:15:20,950
Tina, don't you dare
go in there.
1147
01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:22,218
Monsieur Henri is right.
1148
01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:25,722
These people are professionals.
These people are perfectionists.
1149
01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:28,000
If Monsieur Henri doesn't want
you two girls under his feet,
1150
01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:31,227
spoiling all their hard work,
then you listen to him.
1151
01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:34,163
- Can't we just have one canape?
- Please?
1152
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:35,732
That's up to Monsieur Henri.
1153
01:15:35,765 --> 01:15:37,300
Why is it up to Monsieur Henri?
1154
01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:38,201
Because he's in charge here.
1155
01:15:38,234 --> 01:15:40,770
He's in charge here?
This is our party.
1156
01:15:40,804 --> 01:15:42,005
My party!
1157
01:15:43,172 --> 01:15:45,341
My party! You haven't lifted
one finger for this party.
1158
01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:50,179
Monsieur Henri is
an employee in this house!
1159
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,349
If I wanna serve
canapes to Lulu,
1160
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:55,985
that's who he'll serve
canapes to.
1161
01:15:59,823 --> 01:16:02,091
You're mother's very funny,
isn't she, girls?
1162
01:16:03,292 --> 01:16:05,128
You heard her.
You heard what she said.
1163
01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:07,130
Your mother wants
to have a poodle party
1164
01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:09,733
instead of a people party.
1165
01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:14,003
Mother, a poodle party!
1166
01:16:14,370 --> 01:16:16,706
You lousy bastard.
1167
01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:19,709
All right now. Come on.
You two go watch television.
1168
01:16:19,743 --> 01:16:21,611
Go on now. Hurry up. Hurry up.
1169
01:16:21,645 --> 01:16:23,613
Don't care what you say
in front of them, do you?
1170
01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:26,315
Making my own daughters
laugh at me?
1171
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,952
As usual,
you've got everything twisted.
1172
01:16:29,385 --> 01:16:32,388
You let them see
that you find me ridiculous.
1173
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:34,924
You encourage them
to find me ridiculous!
1174
01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:36,726
What have I got twisted?!
1175
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,863
Why do you have
to overreact to everything?
1176
01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:43,299
What have I got twisted?!
1177
01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:45,735
What has she got twisted,
old boy?
1178
01:16:45,769 --> 01:16:48,071
Peter. Joanie.
1179
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,648
Reaching for these drinks.
1180
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:04,220
Get me two J&B's, just
a touch of water and some lemon.
1181
01:17:04,253 --> 01:17:05,254
Okay? Thank you.
1182
01:17:06,355 --> 01:17:07,532
Look. Don't run away.
I wanna talk to you.
1183
01:17:07,556 --> 01:17:10,660
Mark, how are you? Good
to see you. Merry Christmas.
1184
01:17:14,263 --> 01:17:15,775
What are you getting
for Christmas?
1185
01:17:15,799 --> 01:17:20,203
Beer please and a
double vodka and tonic.
1186
01:17:20,236 --> 01:17:21,971
Yes, yes. Absolutely.
1187
01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:24,140
Can you get that, please?
1188
01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:26,910
Seriously, I couldn't stand it.
1189
01:17:26,943 --> 01:17:29,278
Divine party, angel.
1190
01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:31,414
I see you're using
Beaumont's people.
1191
01:17:31,447 --> 01:17:33,016
You should have called me.
1192
01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:35,251
I would have told you about
this other new person
1193
01:17:35,284 --> 01:17:37,286
who is simply marvelous.
1194
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,188
Everybody in the world
used Beaumont
1195
01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:40,857
in these last couple of years.
1196
01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:42,926
Those omelets of his
have had it.
1197
01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:47,196
That's what we're having.
Omelets.
1198
01:17:47,230 --> 01:17:49,799
Dear, I've said something wrong.
1199
01:17:49,833 --> 01:17:51,801
I just meant
that if you called me,
1200
01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:53,903
I could have
given you some advice.
1201
01:17:55,872 --> 01:17:58,842
I do have some advice
for you, angel.
1202
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,043
About something else.
1203
01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:05,749
Do you remember in Shakespeare
what Iago said to the Moor?
1204
01:18:05,782 --> 01:18:08,885
Look to your wife.
Observe her well.
1205
01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:13,056
Only you must switch
the sexes around, Tina, dear.
1206
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:15,925
Why, Charlotte...
1207
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:19,829
I didn't know
that you'd done the classics.
1208
01:18:20,463 --> 01:18:22,031
I thought you
got into the movies
1209
01:18:22,065 --> 01:18:24,968
because you were
Maddy Gordon's favorite hooker.
1210
01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,805
Rotten little bitch.
1211
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:39,215
- Henri shut down the big bar.
- I know.
1212
01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:42,786
It's much too early.
People wanna drink,
1213
01:18:42,819 --> 01:18:44,988
- not think about food.
- I know.
1214
01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:48,224
Stop him.
Make him re-open the bar.
1215
01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:50,359
I've already asked him to.
1216
01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:52,896
He says he has
another party to do tonight
1217
01:18:52,929 --> 01:18:55,932
and if we want food at all,
it has to be now.
1218
01:18:55,965 --> 01:18:59,468
And if we don't want it,
we have to pay for it anyway.
1219
01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:02,471
God.
1220
01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:08,144
Is the bar shut down here, too?
1221
01:19:08,177 --> 01:19:09,879
Sit down, honey.
You with anyone?
1222
01:19:09,913 --> 01:19:10,990
We'll never get
a table at Elaine's.
1223
01:19:11,014 --> 01:19:13,549
I wanna go to Elaine's.
I think George'll be there.
1224
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,260
How do you know
George will be there?
1225
01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:16,920
- George?
- I wanna dance.
1226
01:19:16,953 --> 01:19:18,888
Let's go somewhere
where we can get some chow
1227
01:19:18,922 --> 01:19:20,800
and then let's get some
place where we can dance.
1228
01:19:20,824 --> 01:19:23,860
I wanna know how you know where
George is having dinner tonight?
1229
01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,895
- George who?
- Why don't we have
1230
01:19:25,929 --> 01:19:28,464
a fast omelet here and then
go some place to dance?
1231
01:19:28,497 --> 01:19:31,134
I don't want
any crap omelet, that's why.
1232
01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:33,402
Let's go, everybody. Come on.
1233
01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:36,405
Come on, honey.
This place is dead.
1234
01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:42,347
Beaumont's people certainly
left this place in good shape
1235
01:20:42,371 --> 01:20:43,572
you gotta say that.
1236
01:20:43,606 --> 01:20:46,943
Beaumont's people certainly
left this place in good shape.
1237
01:20:47,143 --> 01:20:49,378
I mean, you can't even tell
there's been a party here.
1238
01:20:49,913 --> 01:20:51,847
Has there been a party here?
1239
01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,985
By the way, what the hell
did you say to Charlotte Rady?
1240
01:20:56,019 --> 01:20:57,930
Saw the two of you talking,
the next thing I know,
1241
01:20:57,954 --> 01:20:59,422
she was charging
out the front door.
1242
01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:03,026
What makes you think
I had anything to do with it?
1243
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,028
Maybe she was bored.
1244
01:21:06,162 --> 01:21:08,898
Maybe there weren't
enough celebrities.
1245
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,938
Or maybe she just
needed another fix.
1246
01:21:16,072 --> 01:21:19,943
Well... on the whole, I think
everything went quite well.
1247
01:21:25,114 --> 01:21:26,114
Don't you?
1248
01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,019
How much did it cost?
1249
01:21:30,053 --> 01:21:32,956
What the hell difference
does it make how much it cost?
1250
01:21:36,692 --> 01:21:38,962
I'll be it cost over $1,000.
1251
01:21:38,995 --> 01:21:41,931
What the hell do you care? You
didn't have to lift a finger.
1252
01:21:45,201 --> 01:21:47,603
He shouldn't have started
those omelets so early.
1253
01:21:49,138 --> 01:21:51,941
But most people were damned
happy to see those omelets.
1254
01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:56,980
At quarter past nine,
there were 13 people here.
1255
01:21:57,013 --> 01:22:00,416
- I counted them.
- God, I might have known.
1256
01:22:00,449 --> 01:22:01,560
You always have to put
down everything.
1257
01:22:01,584 --> 01:22:04,253
You're not happy unless
you're giving something the axe.
1258
01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:10,026
Where's my bird?
1259
01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:16,132
Where's my Alaskan Point Barrow
Eskimo Bird?
1260
01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:18,166
Stolen.
1261
01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:19,735
Stolen?
1262
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,670
I saw a man
put it in his pocket.
1263
01:22:21,704 --> 01:22:23,406
Wh... Well, why
the bloody hell didn't you
1264
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,541
march right over there
and get it back?
1265
01:22:25,574 --> 01:22:28,011
He was one of your celebrities.
1266
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:32,948
What's his name...
who won the Pulitzer prize.
1267
01:22:39,122 --> 01:22:40,956
You got a pimple on your ass.
1268
01:22:43,192 --> 01:22:44,260
I know.
1269
01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:47,163
You're getting too damn skinny.
I can see you ribs.
1270
01:22:47,196 --> 01:22:49,265
Please don't pick on me, George.
1271
01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:50,333
Why? What's the matter?
1272
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:52,701
I don't know.
1273
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:57,073
Well, it's the way you acted
when I came in today.
1274
01:22:57,106 --> 01:22:59,975
Why? How did I act?
1275
01:23:00,543 --> 01:23:01,577
So...
1276
01:23:01,610 --> 01:23:03,746
So casual, as if it hasn't been
almost three weeks
1277
01:23:03,779 --> 01:23:06,182
- since you've seen me.
- What did you expect?
1278
01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:07,450
Crescendo violin?
1279
01:23:16,192 --> 01:23:17,993
What's the matter?
Why are you crying?
1280
01:23:22,631 --> 01:23:24,067
Why are you crying?
1281
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:26,335
Maybe it's because
I realized today...
1282
01:23:26,369 --> 01:23:29,372
that you never wanna know
a damn thing about me.
1283
01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:33,242
Do you know that you don't
even know the names of my girls?
1284
01:23:33,276 --> 01:23:36,412
You don't even give a goddamn
about anything about me.
1285
01:23:36,445 --> 01:23:37,680
Christ.
1286
01:23:37,713 --> 01:23:39,482
Cut out the waterworks,
will you?
1287
01:24:12,715 --> 01:24:14,083
Hurry up, love.
1288
01:24:14,117 --> 01:24:17,120
I don't mean to be brisk,
but you can't stay long today.
1289
01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:20,089
I'm not planning
on staying long.
1290
01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:29,498
Listen, baby...
1291
01:24:29,832 --> 01:24:31,543
one of the reasons
I let you come here today
1292
01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:34,069
- was because I, um...
- "Let me come here today"?
1293
01:24:36,639 --> 01:24:38,274
Yes. I let you come in today.
1294
01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:40,809
One of the reasons was I...
1295
01:24:40,843 --> 01:24:42,678
wanted to say
what I have to say in person.
1296
01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:44,113
You'd have gotten it all wrong
1297
01:24:44,147 --> 01:24:45,514
if I'd have said it
on the phone.
1298
01:24:46,482 --> 01:24:48,451
I decided we ought
to cool this for a while.
1299
01:24:48,484 --> 01:24:52,221
- You... you're tired of me.
- No, because I'm tired.
1300
01:24:52,255 --> 01:24:54,123
I had three hours
sleep last night
1301
01:24:54,157 --> 01:24:56,425
and I work like
a son of a bitch day and night.
1302
01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:59,528
When I work,
I work like a maniac.
1303
01:25:00,263 --> 01:25:02,465
I can't work like that
and do other things.
1304
01:25:03,566 --> 01:25:07,570
Contrary to what I like
to think, I'm not Superman.
1305
01:25:12,208 --> 01:25:15,778
- What do you mean by cool this?
- Let things ride for a while.
1306
01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:17,680
Say a few weeks and then...
1307
01:25:17,713 --> 01:25:20,183
when things let up,
I'll give you a call.
1308
01:25:21,417 --> 01:25:22,851
When what things let up?
1309
01:25:23,852 --> 01:25:26,389
Look, I don't ask you
to account to me.
1310
01:25:27,223 --> 01:25:28,463
Is it something you're writing?
1311
01:25:31,694 --> 01:25:33,229
Please tell me.
1312
01:25:34,197 --> 01:25:36,199
Did you start something
over Christmas?
1313
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:38,767
I know you don't talk
about your work,
1314
01:25:38,801 --> 01:25:40,936
but you can tell me
that much, can't you?
1315
01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:47,276
Or is it...
screwing around
1316
01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:50,679
with some other broad
that's made you so puking tired.
1317
01:25:50,713 --> 01:25:54,583
Whammy. Now we have got
a full dressed tantrum going on.
1318
01:25:54,617 --> 01:25:58,321
- You animal. I hate your guts.
- Boy. The works.
1319
01:25:58,354 --> 01:26:00,923
How can I ever
let any part of me touch you?
1320
01:26:00,956 --> 01:26:02,791
Not what you were whimpering
a half hour ago.
1321
01:26:02,825 --> 01:26:04,627
You rotten,
sadistic son of a bitch.
1322
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:07,363
In case you don't know it, baby,
that's exactly what you did.
1323
01:26:07,396 --> 01:26:10,266
That's what turns you on,
what makes our sex so fantastic.
1324
01:26:10,299 --> 01:26:11,900
You're goddamn right
I'm a sadist
1325
01:26:11,934 --> 01:26:14,169
and you're the perfect
willing victim.
1326
01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:20,543
Poor little housewife. You can't
take it straight, can you?
1327
01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:22,878
You want it all tied up
with hearts and flowers
1328
01:26:22,911 --> 01:26:24,347
and lyrics by Hammerstein.
1329
01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:26,282
I warned you. I called you.
Didn't I?
1330
01:26:26,315 --> 01:26:28,360
Now, you listen to me. There
have always been other broads
1331
01:26:28,384 --> 01:26:31,320
and there always will be.
Broads and broads and broads.
1332
01:26:31,354 --> 01:26:34,290
What the hell has that got
to do with you, Mrs. America?
1333
01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:36,492
You're sick.
1334
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:39,295
Sick.
1335
01:26:41,397 --> 01:26:44,900
You have to put on
this big, virile act...
1336
01:26:46,369 --> 01:26:49,472
- because you're really a fag.
- Now, you listen girl.
1337
01:26:49,505 --> 01:26:51,674
You take these clothes
and you get dressed.
1338
01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:54,243
And you get the hell out
of my house in one minute flat
1339
01:26:54,277 --> 01:26:56,379
or you are gonna be
a basket case.
1340
01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:18,534
What's the matter?
1341
01:27:19,935 --> 01:27:21,337
Why are you up?
1342
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:27,310
I'm having
some hot milk and honey.
1343
01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:30,613
My mother used to give it to me
when I was a kid...
1344
01:27:31,714 --> 01:27:33,516
when bad dreams woke me up.
1345
01:27:34,483 --> 01:27:35,718
Your mother?
1346
01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:38,354
Bad dreams?
1347
01:27:47,363 --> 01:27:49,332
Why can't you sleep, Jonathan?
1348
01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:53,969
I was wondering. What ever
happened to my red suspenders?
1349
01:27:54,002 --> 01:27:55,070
What red suspenders?
1350
01:27:55,103 --> 01:27:57,340
I was wearing them
the night we met.
1351
01:27:57,373 --> 01:27:59,342
What ever happened to them?
1352
01:27:59,375 --> 01:28:02,345
You must have thrown
them away a long time ago.
1353
01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:06,449
It was so hot at the democratic
club and I took off my jacket
1354
01:28:06,482 --> 01:28:10,386
and you dug my red suspenders.
Remember, Tine?
1355
01:28:12,087 --> 01:28:15,023
That speech you gave
was so good.
1356
01:28:15,057 --> 01:28:16,692
Yeah. Was it?
1357
01:28:18,427 --> 01:28:19,728
You were witty...
1358
01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:22,365
and charming...
1359
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:26,602
and very sexy.
1360
01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:30,072
My new frontier type speech.
1361
01:28:30,939 --> 01:28:34,643
God, how I wanted to go
into politics in those days.
1362
01:28:35,077 --> 01:28:36,545
You remember
how fired up we were
1363
01:28:36,579 --> 01:28:38,581
about what was happening
in Washington?
1364
01:28:40,115 --> 01:28:42,351
We were so young and hopeful.
1365
01:28:44,487 --> 01:28:45,521
Sounds corny...
1366
01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:51,427
but we were idealistic.
Weren't we, Tine?
1367
01:28:56,965 --> 01:28:58,367
And then...
1368
01:29:00,102 --> 01:29:01,804
suddenly it was all over.
1369
01:29:03,906 --> 01:29:05,474
Just gone.
1370
01:29:09,445 --> 01:29:12,515
I used to wake up three o'clock
in the morning, crying.
1371
01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:15,751
Because it wasn't there anymore.
1372
01:29:18,521 --> 01:29:20,489
It's three o'clock
in the morning now.
1373
01:29:27,463 --> 01:29:29,364
What's wrong, Jonathan?
1374
01:29:31,133 --> 01:29:33,536
Just about everything
you can think of is wrong.
1375
01:29:36,639 --> 01:29:37,806
Tell me.
1376
01:29:40,443 --> 01:29:41,744
Do you really wanna know?
1377
01:29:46,649 --> 01:29:49,752
The... the vineyard in France
is a total loss.
1378
01:29:49,785 --> 01:29:51,487
No hope of salvaging a penny.
1379
01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:54,423
- What happened?
- I don't know.
1380
01:29:54,457 --> 01:29:58,561
Some, some, some kind of
plant disease. Root rot...
1381
01:29:58,594 --> 01:30:00,529
Every vine is full of it.
1382
01:30:01,597 --> 01:30:04,567
- Did you invest a lot in it?
- A lot.
1383
01:30:05,668 --> 01:30:06,869
How much?
1384
01:30:08,637 --> 01:30:09,805
We're cleaned out.
1385
01:30:10,473 --> 01:30:13,742
I even sold our stock
and I'm in debt.
1386
01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:16,745
Well...
1387
01:30:20,549 --> 01:30:21,817
you'll just have to...
1388
01:30:23,519 --> 01:30:26,555
cut down
and live a lot differently.
1389
01:30:29,024 --> 01:30:32,761
After all, you... you still have
a good income from the firm.
1390
01:30:38,567 --> 01:30:39,735
Um...
1391
01:30:41,136 --> 01:30:44,172
that's another thing. I...
1392
01:30:45,841 --> 01:30:47,543
I'm in trouble at the office.
1393
01:30:48,110 --> 01:30:49,044
It seems Hodison has been
1394
01:30:49,077 --> 01:30:51,847
extremely displeased
with me recently and...
1395
01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:55,651
today I tried for a motion
in a suit and lost.
1396
01:30:55,684 --> 01:30:58,253
He called me down
like a bloody office boy.
1397
01:30:58,286 --> 01:31:00,589
He said... he said I may...
1398
01:31:01,524 --> 01:31:04,593
I'd be looking for a new job
if I didn't get with it.
1399
01:31:08,564 --> 01:31:09,765
What else, Jonathan?
1400
01:31:14,269 --> 01:31:17,706
Um... I've been having
an affair.
1401
01:31:25,748 --> 01:31:26,748
Yes.
1402
01:31:29,585 --> 01:31:31,754
Yes. Did Margo call you?
She threatened to.
1403
01:31:31,787 --> 01:31:33,388
I'll kill her if she did.
1404
01:31:37,259 --> 01:31:40,195
I knew it all along,
without really knowing.
1405
01:31:41,296 --> 01:31:44,032
I'm not cut out
for all that jazz.
1406
01:31:44,066 --> 01:31:46,602
All the lies.
All the arrangements.
1407
01:31:46,635 --> 01:31:47,770
And the guilt.
1408
01:31:48,971 --> 01:31:50,739
And...
1409
01:31:53,408 --> 01:31:56,211
I know I've neglected you in...
1410
01:31:56,912 --> 01:31:58,547
in the hay.
1411
01:31:59,715 --> 01:32:01,584
I hate myself for it.
1412
01:32:03,085 --> 01:32:04,687
Tine...
1413
01:32:06,689 --> 01:32:08,891
I expected
a big scene over this.
1414
01:32:09,925 --> 01:32:12,527
Tears.
Recriminations.
1415
01:32:14,763 --> 01:32:18,233
Tina, you're being wonderful.
1416
01:32:20,669 --> 01:32:23,238
So patient and understanding.
1417
01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:25,774
Please don't.
1418
01:32:27,843 --> 01:32:29,578
Don't make me out to be...
1419
01:32:30,679 --> 01:32:31,680
so...
1420
01:32:34,917 --> 01:32:36,251
well, so noble.
1421
01:32:37,886 --> 01:32:40,589
You're a fine human being, Tina.
1422
01:32:41,757 --> 01:32:42,958
No, I'm not.
1423
01:32:44,727 --> 01:32:45,794
I...
1424
01:32:53,836 --> 01:32:55,638
I'm just a human being.
1425
01:32:57,372 --> 01:32:59,274
Do you want a divorce, Tine?
1426
01:33:01,710 --> 01:33:02,710
Or...
1427
01:33:03,378 --> 01:33:06,314
do you think we could pick up
the pieces and...
1428
01:33:06,849 --> 01:33:09,952
maybe work out a better
marriage than we ever had?
1429
01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:18,661
So, that's it.
That's where it's at.
1430
01:33:18,694 --> 01:33:21,730
Well, that's pretty dirty pool.
Your old man levels with you
1431
01:33:21,764 --> 01:33:23,866
and you don't open your mouth
about your boyfriend.
1432
01:33:23,899 --> 01:33:26,802
You leave the poor slob dragging
his guilt tail and you're just
1433
01:33:26,835 --> 01:33:28,713
- as guilty as he is.
- What obligation did she have,
1434
01:33:28,737 --> 01:33:30,839
to make that silly bastard
feel better?
1435
01:33:30,873 --> 01:33:34,710
I joined group with the
understanding I would get help
1436
01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:37,880
with my very real
and terrible life problems.
1437
01:33:37,913 --> 01:33:39,748
She has a husband, a lover,
1438
01:33:39,782 --> 01:33:42,050
and an eight-room apartment
on the park.
1439
01:33:42,084 --> 01:33:43,418
Why does she need help?
1440
01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:45,320
I don't understand her problem.
1441
01:33:45,854 --> 01:33:47,923
Your husband works hard
to support you.
1442
01:33:47,956 --> 01:33:50,759
In return for which he wants
the house clean,
1443
01:33:50,793 --> 01:33:51,727
the buttons sewn on,
1444
01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:55,097
and a modest amount
of sexual intercourse.
1445
01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:56,540
I mean, what's your problem?
1446
01:33:56,564 --> 01:33:59,367
You are nothing but
a spoilt middle class bitch.
1447
01:33:59,401 --> 01:34:01,937
Exactly like my ex-wife,
so I know where of I speak.
1448
01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:04,006
Wait till you hear
about some of the freaks.
1449
01:34:05,808 --> 01:34:07,710
She's doing it in group.
1450
01:34:07,743 --> 01:34:09,778
What about those two
sweet little girls?
1451
01:34:09,812 --> 01:34:11,847
Be sure
your lawyer gets the dog.
1452
01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:14,783
If your old man gets it,
he will leave it alone all day
1453
01:34:14,817 --> 01:34:16,819
and that is not good
for poodles.
1454
01:34:16,852 --> 01:34:18,362
- When a...
- Poodles are irrelevant.
1455
01:34:18,386 --> 01:34:20,823
Who the hell
cares about poodles?
1456
01:34:20,856 --> 01:34:23,325
All we got here
is a rotten state of affairs.
1457
01:34:26,094 --> 01:34:29,131
I want to build
a kiln in our garage.
1458
01:34:29,164 --> 01:34:32,701
I want to have clay out there
and a potter's wheel out there
1459
01:34:32,735 --> 01:34:35,237
and make pots.
"No." my husband says,
1460
01:34:35,270 --> 01:34:38,907
"No wife of the Chairman of the
Board of Strasberg and Stern
1461
01:34:38,941 --> 01:34:40,308
is going to make pots."
1462
01:34:40,342 --> 01:34:41,953
"Well, what's wrong
with pots?" I ask him.
1463
01:34:41,977 --> 01:34:44,446
"If you want pots, go out
and buy pots." he tells me.
1464
01:34:44,479 --> 01:34:47,783
Well, I don't want to buy pots.
I want to make pots.
1465
01:34:47,816 --> 01:34:51,720
My husband is a cannibal
who is devouring my life juices
1466
01:34:51,754 --> 01:34:53,832
just like your husband
is devouring your life juices.
1467
01:34:53,856 --> 01:34:55,758
Will you leave him?
Leave him.
1468
01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:58,026
Stay with him
and count your blessings.
1469
01:34:58,060 --> 01:35:01,797
- Do good. Divorce him.
- Shit. Split!
1470
01:35:01,830 --> 01:35:04,099
- Get out. Get a lawyer.
- Out!
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