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1864, April 22nd.
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I remember that day
like It was yesterday.
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A renegade troop
of Northern soldiers
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fought In the so called
Civil War,
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raped our women,
murdered our children,
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even took out
my goddamn eye
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I can still hear
Granny's cries
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as they burnt Pleasant
Valley to the ground.
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They killed us all,
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doomed us
to a life in limbo.
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Nothing more
than ghosts seeking revenge.
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Guess that's the way
the good Lord wants It.
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Eye for eye, tooth for tooth,
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as the Old Testament says.
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One thing's for certain,
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our souls ain't
ever gonna find rest
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'til all 2001 are avenged
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Yes, sir, name's Buckman.
Mayor James W. Buckman.
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And here In Pleasant Valley,
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the anniversary of our
tragic massacre has arrived.
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And so have we.
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Knives have been
sharpened for justice,
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table set for revenge.
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We try to make sport of it
for the little ones.
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No reason vengeance
can't be fun.
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Only thing missing
are the Yanks.
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And so, yet again,
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we wait.
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Must admit Granny's been
deeply loyal through the decades.
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Just ain't Into rubbing
ankles with her no more.
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Last time we did,
I popped my son.
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Filthy scum.
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I think that's
them coming now.
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What in the blazes-?
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Yee-haw I
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Come on.
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# The South's
Gonna rise again
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# The South's
Gonna rise again #
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Yeah I Yee-haw I
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# The South's
Gonna again #
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You ain't gonna
like this none, Daddy.
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Sheriff Freeman here, done
tore down the detour sign
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Will you please?
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# Yeah I #
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Damn!
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What seems to be the problem
here, my good Sheriff Freeman?
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The problem, my good man, is every
spring I get calls from State police
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after yours little festival,
looking for missing Northern folk.
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Up 'til now, I've played
ball ya'll,
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but now I've got Ben
sniffing around my butt.
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"You've played ball, " because we've
paid you quite a generous bounty
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for your stewardship, ain't
that right, sweet cream?
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You didn't mind me when you was
a cub scout, you little Davy?
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No, ma'am.
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You wouldn't be pretending
you can resist me?
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No, ma'am.
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That's what I thought.
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Look, milk or no milk, I ain't dropping
the soap in prison for none of ya'.
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Ain't gonna be
no more jamborees.
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No more feastin',
no more killin'.
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None of it!
Is that clear?
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Clear as
a nighttime kiss,
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on a young
possum's cooch.
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This town used to be a jewel
on the crown of the South.
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You maniacs squeezed it into a turd.
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Now hush up, you big baby,
you're ruining all the fun.
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Amen, Harper. Such Ingratitude
brings a tear to my eye
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when I think of all the hard work
that went into making this thrill ride.
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Am I
right, folks?
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Yeah!
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Damn you
and your thrill ride.
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Well if that's how you feel I'll
have to tickle you on the way down.
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Hold on a minute,
wait a minute ya'II.
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Come on.
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Hold on.
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We'll make a deal.
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No!
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No? No.
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Fuck you and your maniacs!
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Wait, wait a minute.
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Bye-bye.
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No. No!
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Okay, folks,
what time is it?
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Roll out the barrel!
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The what?
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Roll out the!
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I'm- I'm sorry,
I can't hear you.
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Kill that mother fucker!
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You got it! One,
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two,
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three!
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Ugh I
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Bulls eye!
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Ooh!
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Oh! Let's hear some
of that 'oI death rattle!
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I'll see you
in hell, Buckman.
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We're already there.
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Ugh!
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# Rot in hell
Rot in hell #
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Ah, well, Bucky,
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if the Northern folk
won't come to the South-
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Well, we'll bring
the South to them!
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Right there on the road,
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don't forget to check
the backseat.
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Next week on Road Rascals
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the Old South gets
a taste of Beverly Hills,
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as America's favorite debutantes Rome
and Tina Sheraton, head to Georgia.
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Watch out,
red states.
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'Cause we're
coming your way.
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I hear the South
smells like shit.
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Isn't the Liberty
Bell In?
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I hear they have these bugs there,
called chiggers, that sleep in your puss.
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Those Mexican cleaning ladies
better not bitch us out.
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My sister has got to
ditch that icky dead dog,
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yeah it was sad when Biscuit died
but then Rome got it taxidermed.
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I cannot stand my
sister's boyfriend, Falcon.
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He's so gay. Hello?
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Tina's, not for sure,
but, you know,
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it's not like we're
married or anything, so.
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Yo, yo, yo, what plays in
Georgia, stays in Georgia.
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Just don't tell Rome.
Right, bro?
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All this and more,
next week on Road Rascals.
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So, that's the promo.
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Nice.
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Don't you
just love it?
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Absolutely. Red
state, blue state,
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Rome and Tina Sheraton,
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the wing of the left flying deep
Into the heart of the rights.
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I think we're talking
Golden Globe on this one.
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Why so
shortsighted, Jerry,
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I mean, why not Pulitzer, or the Nobel?
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What could possibly
be more prize winning
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than these two jiggling their
tits across the heartland?
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Bristol, please.
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Well, I know Mommy's
little Biscuit loved it.
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Didn't she?
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Mommy's little Biscuit
doesn't love anything any more,
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will you bury that already.
It fuckin' stinks.
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Why do you have to be
such a goddamn tool, K-Jay?
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I'm not the one smacking
a stuffed corpse.
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Tina.
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Falcon.
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Stop bagging
on the rat.
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Ow! I mean, K, can't you show
Biscuit just a little respect?
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Bro, who's on the fucking
leash? You or the bag of sawdust?
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Look, dude. I kiss her
ass, she makes me famous.
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Fucking cheapskates put some damn
curtain like I'm the fucking hired help.
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Where the fuck
are we anyway?
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Iowa? What
the fuck Is In Iowa?
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I shouldn't have
let you drive.
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Will you get off
your rag already?
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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Momma wants a hard shell taco when
all you got is a soggy chingadera.
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Shut up, baby.
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I got a hard shell taco. You need
to supersize it. Now back to work.
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Come on, come on.
There you go.
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Now shut the fuck up
and suck it.
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Yes, yes, yes, I can see. I can see It.
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I see a new
moon rising.
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Excuse me I've had
enough of this shit
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I know you
and these asses
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like to do whatever you
want down Rodeo drive,
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but here,
I'm the producer
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I'm the boss There'll
be no party, no drugs,
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and no sex!
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Do you think you can put that no
sex clause in Jerry's contract?
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There's no respect, I'm the
driver, the production assistant,
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I'm the fucking caterer
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the fucking-
Fuck, fuck, baby.
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We're full time party girls,
Val. Okay? It's what we do.
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And it's like, you don't
want us doing what we do.
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Yeah, like making me wear
panties to the Saturn A wards,
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or not letting Rome shave her head.
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Girls, girls, it's not
about wearing panties
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or shaving
your puss- Head,
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It's about not letting these
parasitic boyfriends drag you down.
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You got to evolve
into modern women.
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More like modern
rug munchers.
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Shit- Uh-
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Uh, uh, Madre de Dios Madre de Dios
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Damn I
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What happened?
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Get off of me
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What the fuck
is wrong with you, Jezus?
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It's "Jesus", puta, and I
hit a fucking detour sign.
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I n the middle
of the road?
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Yeah.
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How much is this
gonna cost me, Jesus?
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Knowing your cheap ass, you probably
didn't even insure this piece of shit,
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so I just made you
some money, bruja.
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Look, they spelled it
the French way.
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Where the fuck
are we anyway?
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Iowa.
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How the fuck
did we get to Iowa?
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Sorry, I was a little bit distracted.
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Hey, we could
always camp out.
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You know, get the girls In thongs,
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roasting marshmallows,
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It would make
for some great footage.
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H m, I don't think so. This
place looks way too creepy.
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Yeah, It makes
Biscuit's hair stand up.
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That would be
the Formaldehyde, babe.
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Dude, respect.
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For once, I agree with the
debutantes. Let's just get out of here.
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I hate to Interrupt
the production meeting
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but I got two busted front
tires and only one spare,
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we ain't
going nowhere.
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Call Triple A.
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Call them yourself,
diabla rubia.
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God! Do I have
to do everything?
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There's no signal.
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Que sorpresal
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Pleasant dreams, m'Ijosl
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What? They spelled it in French.
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K- Jay! I said no anal!
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Babe, don't look at me!
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Uh, I was just checking
the, uh, the battery and-
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Come on, babe, let's get some privacy.
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That's right, fool. Get
sticky with yourself.
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Oh, yeah, baby! Lower,
lower! Rake the clam!
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Is that good?
Is that good?
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Rake it. Rake the clam. Rake it!
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You like that?
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Yeah! Now give us
a nice big smile.
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Oh, nightmare.
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Tinkle time.
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Make that tinkle
for two.
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Let's finish
together this time.
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One.
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Two.
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Three
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What the fuck!
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Welcome to Pleasant
Vally! H m, sorta.
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# Hey, Hey
Yowdy, heydy, aye #
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# Great new world
Brand new day #
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# Hey, Hey
Yowdy, heydy, aye. #
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Whoo-hal
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Now let me introduce
myself. Name's Buckman,
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George W. Buckman, and
ya'll arrived just in time
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to be our special guests at the
Pleasant Valley Travelling Jamboree
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You clowns
for real?
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As
it gets, macho.
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That's right. Now, uh,
back In our hometown
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of dear 'oI Pleasant
Valley, Georgia,
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every year about this time-
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Whoa.
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What the hell Is that?
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00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:58,885
Why, that's
my pooch box.
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Pooch box?
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00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,323
Scarlet Red means
log box, gentlemen,
251
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:08,127
come her 18th birthday I
may present her with the key.
252
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,030
She's very progressive.
253
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:16,469
Oh, you good at licking rock, Hollywood?
254
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,738
Hell, I'll lick
your rock silly, babe.
255
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:23,976
China Rose
is trying to say
256
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:29,281
" Picking locks?
My lock. "
257
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,583
I can pick locks.
258
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:35,120
When I was a kid, I broke into a shul,
259
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:39,691
and the Shammes caught
me lifting a challah.
260
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:43,662
Holy Moly I Folks,
we got ourselves a Hebrew I
261
00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:47,432
That's "Jew"
to you, Colonel.
262
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:51,936
Jew, Hebrew, Christ-killer,
It's all the same in Spain.
263
00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:54,238
That reminds me,
264
00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:59,310
what's the difference between
an Israeli and an Israelite?
265
00:17:59,377 --> 00:18:02,380
About 100 calories.
266
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:04,682
Moving right
along, folks.
267
00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:07,184
Every year, down in
Georgia, we put on a show-
268
00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:09,320
Wait a minute.
Did you say Georgia?
269
00:18:09,386 --> 00:18:12,222
Why, yeah, ma'am,
our proud govern state.
270
00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:16,293
Do you think we could cheat
this local for Georgia?
271
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,930
For the right price,
I can play Laguna Beach
272
00:18:19,997 --> 00:18:22,299
for the Golan Heights.
273
00:18:22,366 --> 00:18:24,634
What's all
the whispering about?
274
00:18:24,701 --> 00:18:27,637
Uh, Mayor Buckman.
Turner, VaI Tuner.
275
00:18:27,704 --> 00:18:29,005
Producer.
276
00:18:29,072 --> 00:18:30,840
Oh.
277
00:18:30,907 --> 00:18:35,178
Well, I do think we
shall join your jamboree.
278
00:18:35,245 --> 00:18:38,281
Well, that's great news
279
00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:39,782
H it, Crow!
280
00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:42,318
# Hot games and feasting'
Yeah! #
281
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,289
Ew.
282
00:18:46,355 --> 00:18:47,557
Ugh.
283
00:18:47,623 --> 00:18:50,993
# Hot games and feastin'
Yeah I
284
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:54,563
# Hot games and feastin'
Yeah I #
285
00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:05,741
Christ on a cracker, boys.
286
00:19:05,808 --> 00:19:09,077
After all
these 140 odd years,
287
00:19:09,144 --> 00:19:13,515
sometimes, I think
we should just,
288
00:19:13,582 --> 00:19:17,519
burn the whole goddamn
North in one giant bonfire!
289
00:19:17,586 --> 00:19:21,923
Ah, but,
what's the style In that?
290
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,758
One shot discharge-
291
00:19:23,825 --> 00:19:27,462
None, Captain my.
None at all.
292
00:19:27,529 --> 00:19:30,164
You're damn
right, Harper,
293
00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:33,935
besides, It goes
against tradition,
294
00:19:34,002 --> 00:19:39,540
and quite frankly,
Is about all we got left.
295
00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:45,312
The network
is gonna love this,
296
00:19:45,379 --> 00:19:47,414
a bunch
of redneck outsiders
297
00:19:47,481 --> 00:19:49,817
who thought the South won the Civil War.
298
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,585
They didn't?
299
00:19:51,652 --> 00:19:53,587
No, Tina,
they didn't.
300
00:19:53,654 --> 00:19:56,123
Duh, that's right.
It was the Nazis.
301
00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:58,492
Anyway, while our
sister act pretties up...
302
00:19:58,559 --> 00:20:01,028
Jesus, you and Jerry
303
00:20:01,094 --> 00:20:05,098
go and do some scouting. See if you
can find some indigenous locations here.
304
00:20:05,165 --> 00:20:07,734
You do know what
"indigenous" means, right?
305
00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:12,105
Hey, VaI, why don't you, me and Bristol
306
00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:15,241
do some Interviews
with the hicks?
307
00:20:15,308 --> 00:20:17,777
You know, put
a face to the place.
308
00:20:17,844 --> 00:20:20,914
If you don't mind, I'd rather
go with Jesus and Cherry.
309
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,815
What? You got a thing for this cholo?
310
00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:25,451
What's that? You want me
to give you a second briss?
311
00:20:25,518 --> 00:20:27,120
Chill out, Jay.
312
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:29,288
Look, I'll
carry your shit,
313
00:20:29,355 --> 00:20:31,958
you just go show
her a good time.
314
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,727
Make sure you save enough
sugar for Black Cherry.
315
00:20:34,794 --> 00:20:36,195
Cool?
316
00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:39,765
Cool
317
00:20:39,832 --> 00:20:41,600
Whatever.
318
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:45,070
Come on, get over It,
Jerry. Come on, come on.
319
00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:48,507
If we nail this, the network
Is gonna be talking spin offs,
320
00:20:48,574 --> 00:20:51,543
pay per view
blue ray box set.
321
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:54,880
If these fine folks of
Pleasant Valley play ball,
322
00:20:54,946 --> 00:20:58,950
this gig
will never end!
323
00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:03,221
I know I speak
for us all, sir,
324
00:21:03,288 --> 00:21:05,724
when I say I'm proud to
be among the chosen few
325
00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:09,327
here with you, In the chance
location of the troubles.
326
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,864
Well, God
bless you Harper.
327
00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:17,135
You know, you're rigging' a goddamn
Mark Twain with you poetizing.
328
00:21:17,201 --> 00:21:21,606
You have earned your spot
on the bus. Ya'll did!
329
00:21:21,672 --> 00:21:23,007
Even Jezebel, too, Daddy?
330
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:26,043
Yeah, Jezebel, too.
331
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:29,647
Except she earned her spot in
the section called " Provisions"!
332
00:21:29,713 --> 00:21:31,682
You don't mean
you're gonna harm-
333
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:35,519
I mean that stuffed
piece of lamb is gonna be
334
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,222
on my dining room table
next to some mint jelly
335
00:21:38,288 --> 00:21:40,224
and a good bottle
of Muscatel
336
00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:43,994
unless you boys go out there
and get me some Yonkers quick!
337
00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:46,830
Now skedaddle!
338
00:21:46,897 --> 00:21:50,300
And make me proud.
339
00:21:50,367 --> 00:21:53,670
Or something like it.
340
00:21:58,842 --> 00:22:01,344
So when's
your CD dropping?
341
00:22:01,444 --> 00:22:03,046
End of summer.
342
00:22:03,112 --> 00:22:06,015
Excuse me, your CD?
What happened to our CD?
343
00:22:06,082 --> 00:22:08,484
We can't do everything
together Romy,
344
00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:11,454
besides, it's music,
not a basketball team.
345
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,023
Yeah, the label wants me to record, too.
346
00:22:14,090 --> 00:22:15,558
EM O meets
death metal.
347
00:22:15,624 --> 00:22:17,760
Ha! Ballads
with balls.
348
00:22:28,437 --> 00:22:30,839
Yo, yo, yo.
Check out Abder,
349
00:22:30,906 --> 00:22:33,442
macking on my boy's
dill pickle.
350
00:22:36,445 --> 00:22:40,215
Dude, I ever tell you about the
time I totally fucked my baby sitter?
351
00:22:40,282 --> 00:22:43,418
Bro, I thought you said your
uncle was your baby sitter.
352
00:22:43,485 --> 00:22:45,954
Never mind.
353
00:22:49,991 --> 00:22:53,494
So what's a hottie like you
doing with a limp dick like Jerry?
354
00:22:53,561 --> 00:22:58,166
Ever hear of the dumb blond that slept
with the writer to get ahead in Hollywood?
355
00:22:58,232 --> 00:22:59,767
Guess that was me.
356
00:22:59,834 --> 00:23:02,803
Oh, baby, you're no dumb
blond, you're just misinformed.
357
00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:07,641
See, it's not the writers or directors
that get you ahead, it's the teamsters.
358
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:09,476
You stick with me,
I'll hook you up.
359
00:23:09,543 --> 00:23:11,578
Yeah, I've never heard that one before.
360
00:23:11,645 --> 00:23:14,415
Bitch, I ain't
playing you.
361
00:23:14,481 --> 00:23:16,750
Oh, yeah? So who are you
gonna hook me up with?
362
00:23:16,817 --> 00:23:20,187
For one, a bunch of buddies got
this indie hard thing going on.
363
00:23:20,254 --> 00:23:22,623
See, horror has its hell
these days, you know?
364
00:23:22,689 --> 00:23:25,792
I would love to get
killed in a horror flick.
365
00:23:25,859 --> 00:23:28,028
I bet you would and I
bet you'd look good, too
366
00:23:28,094 --> 00:23:32,132
all naked and covered
in blood and shit.
367
00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:36,503
Damn.
368
00:23:36,569 --> 00:23:39,172
Yo, ladies.
369
00:23:39,239 --> 00:23:41,474
It seems like
a job for a homie.
370
00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:44,944
Oh, Yankee
suckee dickee?
371
00:23:45,011 --> 00:23:46,612
I said "homie, "
not "homo. "
372
00:23:46,679 --> 00:23:48,281
Give me
that thing.
373
00:23:48,347 --> 00:23:51,484
Now that a gentleman
has eased our burden
374
00:23:51,550 --> 00:23:54,120
we can finally
commence to practice.
375
00:23:54,186 --> 00:23:57,756
Uh, excuse me ladies, but we were
in the middle of a conversation here.
376
00:23:57,823 --> 00:24:00,159
Madre de Dios.
377
00:24:02,428 --> 00:24:05,564
Uh, Jesus,
remember me?
378
00:24:05,631 --> 00:24:09,434
Bristol, horror movies,
covered In blood?
379
00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:11,703
Naked?
380
00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:13,305
Ugh.
381
00:24:13,372 --> 00:24:16,341
Madre de Dios.
Definitely more tongue.
382
00:24:16,408 --> 00:24:19,077
Are you getting this?
You are perfect, Granny.
383
00:24:19,144 --> 00:24:21,279
Sure you got
a tight shot?
384
00:24:21,346 --> 00:24:23,114
Yeah, I got it.
385
00:24:23,181 --> 00:24:25,083
Let's start
shooting, come on.
386
00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:27,452
Am I good?
My rouge looks good?
387
00:24:27,519 --> 00:24:29,120
You're beautiful.
388
00:24:29,187 --> 00:24:33,558
I want you to really-
Okay, and action I
389
00:24:33,624 --> 00:24:36,227
Our native
American friends-
390
00:24:36,294 --> 00:24:38,462
All right. Cut. Cut I
391
00:24:38,529 --> 00:24:40,064
Excuse me, but-
392
00:24:40,131 --> 00:24:43,367
I'll excuse me,
but I'm the director
393
00:24:43,434 --> 00:24:46,103
and I'm the one
who calls "Cut. "
394
00:24:46,170 --> 00:24:49,540
I write
the checks, okay?
395
00:24:49,607 --> 00:24:52,943
All right, the
structures aren't working.
396
00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:56,447
Let me think. Granny,
profile. Give me a profile.
397
00:24:56,513 --> 00:24:57,848
I got two.
398
00:24:57,915 --> 00:25:00,417
Other profile.
Face this way.
399
00:25:00,484 --> 00:25:03,887
All right, just
go with it. Action!
400
00:25:03,954 --> 00:25:08,158
Our native American friends
taught us the many uses of maize.
401
00:25:08,225 --> 00:25:12,529
You can boil it,
you can pop it,
402
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:15,432
and ladies, trust me,
403
00:25:15,498 --> 00:25:18,301
with a little pig butter-
404
00:25:18,368 --> 00:25:23,506
this corn cob makes one
hell of a nighttime buddy.
405
00:26:21,696 --> 00:26:26,000
Lookie-Loo, Jezzle,
a fallen soldlerette.
406
00:26:28,002 --> 00:26:31,138
Sniff her out, girl,
check her vitals.
407
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,476
Yo, get that beast
away from her.
408
00:26:35,542 --> 00:26:38,111
That beast is my
lady friend, senor.
409
00:26:38,178 --> 00:26:41,014
And If you are habia
Ingles you'd understand
410
00:26:41,081 --> 00:26:43,650
she's telling you to
go call on M r. Harper.
411
00:26:43,717 --> 00:26:46,486
M r. Harper?
412
00:26:46,553 --> 00:26:50,757
Alexander Harper, honey. He our
veterinarian, he fix chicken and such.
413
00:26:50,824 --> 00:26:52,993
Oh, he does people, too.
414
00:26:53,059 --> 00:26:56,396
I want some, so pig
knuckle on the Chinaman.
415
00:27:05,304 --> 00:27:06,339
Hey I
416
00:27:06,405 --> 00:27:08,574
Yo, you mind?
417
00:27:08,674 --> 00:27:10,876
The name's
Hucklebilly, dumb ass.
418
00:27:13,412 --> 00:27:14,780
And I don't mind at all.
419
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,183
You like what
you see, little man?
420
00:27:17,283 --> 00:27:20,252
My, my, my,
the South is rising.
421
00:27:20,352 --> 00:27:22,821
Dang! It must've
gotten stung by a bee.
422
00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:24,456
I'm all swelled up
down there.
423
00:27:24,556 --> 00:27:26,291
Don't you have
some cotton to pick?
424
00:27:26,391 --> 00:27:27,926
Some shit to shovel?
425
00:27:28,026 --> 00:27:30,829
My chores are done.
It's playtime now.
426
00:27:34,399 --> 00:27:36,034
Why are you
stampeding me?
427
00:27:36,134 --> 00:27:38,637
Get your paws off me
you damned dirty yanks.
428
00:27:38,737 --> 00:27:40,605
We'll give you
a lesson, H ucklefuck.
429
00:27:40,705 --> 00:27:42,874
Hucklebilly,
ass clown.
430
00:27:42,974 --> 00:27:46,811
The way things look down there you
two might wanna get yourself stung.
431
00:27:46,911 --> 00:27:48,613
Party poopers!
432
00:27:56,921 --> 00:27:59,790
Hello?
433
00:28:02,226 --> 00:28:04,562
Yo, anybody here?
434
00:28:06,230 --> 00:28:09,099
Looks like the little lady
can use my help, Santiago.
435
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,568
It's "Jesus. "
436
00:28:11,669 --> 00:28:15,906
And no shit, Sherlock, she had
an accident, she bumped her head.
437
00:28:16,006 --> 00:28:19,009
Give me that iron.
The one on the table.
438
00:28:19,109 --> 00:28:21,144
You know,
If you like son,
439
00:28:21,244 --> 00:28:24,748
I can also help you with
that speech Impediment.
440
00:28:24,848 --> 00:28:26,683
Yo, Dracula,
it's called an accent.
441
00:28:28,585 --> 00:28:30,787
The good doctor
needs his quiet, dude,
442
00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:33,523
I suggest
you join the others.
443
00:28:33,623 --> 00:28:35,291
Go on, boy, go on.
444
00:28:35,392 --> 00:28:38,461
I must make sure you fix her good,
I don't want nobody suing me.
445
00:28:38,561 --> 00:28:41,531
No need to worry,
we'll bring her round.
446
00:28:41,631 --> 00:28:43,733
When she's done.
447
00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:47,036
Whatever, ojete.
Knock yourselves out.
448
00:28:47,136 --> 00:28:49,839
Oh, you can
crack corn on that.
449
00:28:49,939 --> 00:28:52,174
Agh I
450
00:28:56,145 --> 00:28:58,314
The secret
to Southern home cooking
451
00:28:58,414 --> 00:29:01,917
is you never ever tenderize
without loving your blade.
452
00:29:02,017 --> 00:29:04,586
I love you.
453
00:29:04,686 --> 00:29:07,356
Treat your meat
as you would an old friend.
454
00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:10,425
Ha! Come on in. Agh!
455
00:29:10,492 --> 00:29:12,761
Or an enemy.
456
00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:16,431
Or your friends and enemies!
457
00:29:16,498 --> 00:29:18,900
Agh!
458
00:29:21,503 --> 00:29:23,738
Agh! Agh!
459
00:29:26,341 --> 00:29:28,309
It's dinner time!
460
00:29:28,409 --> 00:29:32,380
It's dinner time Come
eat your goddamn.
461
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,449
It's time
462
00:29:34,515 --> 00:29:37,952
What you doing
now, Rufus?
463
00:29:38,019 --> 00:29:40,988
I'm making myself
a Jesus chicken.
464
00:29:41,055 --> 00:29:42,957
Oh, Christ.
465
00:29:43,024 --> 00:29:44,191
Cut.
466
00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:48,262
Clamp. Clamp.
467
00:29:48,362 --> 00:29:52,866
Wrist clamp.
Wrist clamp.
468
00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:54,635
Pig's snout.
469
00:29:54,735 --> 00:29:58,138
Plg's snout.
470
00:30:00,874 --> 00:30:03,443
What the fuck
Is going on here?
471
00:30:03,543 --> 00:30:06,513
Well, you got
yourself a boo-boo.
472
00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:11,017
When our livestock gets a boo-boo
we take 'em back and shoot 'em.
473
00:30:11,117 --> 00:30:13,520
Please let me go, please.
474
00:30:13,586 --> 00:30:16,589
You don't have to worry none,
honey. We ain't gonna shoot ya.
475
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,725
That would be
way too boring.
476
00:30:18,825 --> 00:30:20,193
Ah!
477
00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:22,562
Ah, just what
the doctor ordered.
478
00:30:22,629 --> 00:30:24,964
No, please. I'm a good
girI, I'll do anything.
479
00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:29,835
This little piggy went to market.
And this little plggy's stayed home.
480
00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:33,372
And this little piggy
went whoo whoo whoo.
481
00:30:33,472 --> 00:30:36,909
La, la, la.
All the way home!
482
00:31:20,985 --> 00:31:22,586
Guess who?
483
00:31:22,687 --> 00:31:25,689
You know what Granny told you
about coming in here like this.
484
00:31:25,790 --> 00:31:28,826
Aw, the heck
with her, Jemima!
485
00:31:28,926 --> 00:31:33,030
My passion for you
is stronger than candy.
486
00:31:33,097 --> 00:31:35,499
It's hotter
than corn bread.
487
00:31:35,566 --> 00:31:38,001
It's sweeter
than watermelon.
488
00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:41,138
H m. Remember the first time
you crept into my stable,
489
00:31:41,238 --> 00:31:43,440
told me how things
were gonna be,
490
00:31:43,507 --> 00:31:45,308
I'd be
your tar baby,
491
00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,611
I'd do
whatever you like,
492
00:31:47,677 --> 00:31:52,015
no matter how dirty, or nasty
or forbidden it might be?
493
00:31:52,082 --> 00:31:55,351
I am your
lord and master.
494
00:31:55,418 --> 00:32:00,290
Are you really? Are
you really in charge?
495
00:32:00,356 --> 00:32:02,759
Uh,
496
00:32:02,825 --> 00:32:05,061
Are you really? Are
you really in charge?
497
00:32:05,128 --> 00:32:06,596
I think so.
498
00:32:06,662 --> 00:32:09,165
I'm gonna lick
you clean, Master.
499
00:32:12,601 --> 00:32:14,603
Ah, Jemlma.
500
00:32:21,844 --> 00:32:23,379
Oh!
501
00:32:23,479 --> 00:32:26,582
Goddammit, Buckman! You
romancing my griddle cakes again?
502
00:32:26,648 --> 00:32:28,550
No, Granny!
No. No.
503
00:32:28,617 --> 00:32:34,723
You're just thinking about your darker
nature, is what you're thinking about.
504
00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:37,092
Go on!
505
00:32:37,159 --> 00:32:42,297
Oh, you race trader,
you chocolate dipping-
506
00:32:42,364 --> 00:32:44,399
Guess who?
507
00:32:44,466 --> 00:32:47,535
Oh, fudge dripping.
508
00:32:47,602 --> 00:32:48,937
H mmm.
509
00:32:49,003 --> 00:32:51,539
Black ebony!
510
00:32:51,606 --> 00:32:55,243
# Do you even know
Who you are? #
511
00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:58,045
# Facebook Superstar #
512
00:33:05,753 --> 00:33:08,155
This is
a very expensive,
513
00:33:08,222 --> 00:33:10,024
very uninsured camera
514
00:33:10,090 --> 00:33:12,159
that my uncle Sal
got me for Passover.
515
00:33:12,226 --> 00:33:16,430
And if it's fucked,
I'm suing somebody's ass.
516
00:33:16,497 --> 00:33:19,233
Probably yours,
I'm just saying.
517
00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,001
And I'm saying,
that old hag
518
00:33:21,068 --> 00:33:24,438
was chopping those chickens like
she was Jeffrey freaking Dahmer,
519
00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:27,040
so fuck your camera! I
ain't filming these people.
520
00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:30,310
At least these people are not
afraid of a little hard work.
521
00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:32,045
Kiss my black ass, Val.
522
00:33:32,112 --> 00:33:34,247
Bend over, honey,
and I will.
523
00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:38,084
Hey, Bossman, why don't you let
me work the lens, I got experience.
524
00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:40,220
Last time
you worked the lens,
525
00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:42,789
it cost my Daddy half a
mill to buy back the video.
526
00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:44,290
It made
you famous.
527
00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:46,826
No shit, I got my
little bro through juvie.
528
00:33:46,893 --> 00:33:49,028
Ah, look who's here,
529
00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:50,796
so, Jesus,
where's Bristol?
530
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:53,332
Oh, she's with the
doc, PM S or some shit.
531
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:55,734
It's cool,
he's got a tent.
532
00:33:55,801 --> 00:34:00,072
So let me get this straight.
You left Bristol with some, uh,
533
00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:04,676
some white trash doctor and
it's 'cause he's got a tent!
534
00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:07,279
Yeah, I thought you people
were with doctors.
535
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:10,249
You let them suck the shit out
of your fat asses, don't you?
536
00:34:10,315 --> 00:34:12,951
That's it!
I can't work this way,
537
00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:15,287
I mean, It's bad enough
I don't get per diem,
538
00:34:15,353 --> 00:34:18,423
now I gotta take insults from
Speedy Gonzalez over here!
539
00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:23,094
I'm finding Bristol
and I'm outta here.
540
00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:26,164
You walk, you're in breach.
Then it's your ass getting sued.
541
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:28,166
Good point.
542
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,935
Chill out, Schindler.
I'll go get your girl.
543
00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,037
Oh, no you don't.
Sit down.
544
00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:37,008
You can go. Next scene
up Is Rome and Tina solo.
545
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:39,310
H m. Hot.
546
00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:42,613
Walt. You think
two girls Is hot?
547
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,682
Totally.
548
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,884
All sushi
and no hot dog?
549
00:34:46,951 --> 00:34:49,153
Sure.
550
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:52,690
No blunt objects, nothing
you can poke en eye out with?
551
00:34:52,756 --> 00:34:56,760
I think two
girls is hot.
552
00:34:58,328 --> 00:35:00,030
What?
553
00:35:00,097 --> 00:35:01,465
Fuck.
554
00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:11,241
# A shy Southern belle #
555
00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:18,548
# A proud,
Confederate gentleman #
556
00:35:21,584 --> 00:35:24,287
# Now they're
Lost in hell #
557
00:35:27,523 --> 00:35:30,026
# This love once heaven #
558
00:35:36,799 --> 00:35:38,834
Ugh.
559
00:35:38,901 --> 00:35:41,403
There are
some desires
560
00:35:41,470 --> 00:35:45,107
that even death cannot remove,
wouldn't you agree, Buckman?
561
00:35:45,174 --> 00:35:47,843
Oh, yeah, like revenge.
562
00:35:47,910 --> 00:35:51,246
I'm not talking
about killing'.
563
00:35:53,482 --> 00:35:57,319
I'm talking about loving'.
564
00:36:00,889 --> 00:36:05,160
Because that's always the
thirst before the slaughter
565
00:36:05,226 --> 00:36:07,862
that gets
the temperature risin'.
566
00:36:07,929 --> 00:36:09,330
Oh, yeah.
567
00:36:09,397 --> 00:36:12,400
Well, thank God we got
that lovely Milk Maiden.
568
00:36:12,467 --> 00:36:15,470
Screw our lovely
Milk Maiden!
569
00:36:15,536 --> 00:36:18,339
And I'm sure you are,
you son of a bitch!
570
00:36:22,576 --> 00:36:24,745
Hey, Granny,
what's cooking'?
571
00:36:26,514 --> 00:36:27,882
Huck?
572
00:36:27,948 --> 00:36:29,483
Buck.
573
00:36:29,550 --> 00:36:31,452
Fuck.
574
00:36:31,518 --> 00:36:33,754
That's what
I'm trying to do!
575
00:36:35,289 --> 00:36:36,523
Ugh.
576
00:36:39,293 --> 00:36:42,829
It's stroke left,
then right,
577
00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:44,798
and you might
wanna blow In her rear.
578
00:36:44,865 --> 00:36:47,367
That really gets
Jezzie's juices flowing.
579
00:36:47,434 --> 00:36:49,703
No way, same
with my baby.
580
00:36:49,769 --> 00:36:52,238
Yes, ma'am.
You know it.
581
00:36:52,305 --> 00:36:54,240
It gets them wet.
582
00:36:54,307 --> 00:36:56,876
Like a bog
or a bayou.
583
00:36:56,943 --> 00:37:02,548
Hey, how about next, you let Jezebel
give Biscuit a little pony ride?
584
00:37:02,615 --> 00:37:05,952
Yeah I hear sawdust and
sawdust Is a real turn on.
585
00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:08,554
What kind of doggie
biscuit is this?
586
00:37:08,621 --> 00:37:09,889
Put him
down, now.
587
00:37:09,956 --> 00:37:11,657
It's a him?
How can you tell?
588
00:37:11,724 --> 00:37:12,758
Now!
589
00:37:12,825 --> 00:37:14,894
Falcon, do something.
590
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,863
Hey, be gentle
with that, okay?
591
00:37:17,930 --> 00:37:21,166
I can be gentle.
592
00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:24,670
God dang
sodomites.
593
00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:40,652
Doo, doo, doo.
594
00:37:48,393 --> 00:37:49,928
Hm.
595
00:37:51,963 --> 00:37:53,531
Hm.
596
00:37:55,366 --> 00:37:57,335
Hm.
597
00:37:57,401 --> 00:37:59,370
Ugh!
598
00:38:02,306 --> 00:38:04,208
Now this right
here is unholy.
599
00:38:07,444 --> 00:38:09,246
I'm too sober
for this shit.
600
00:38:09,313 --> 00:38:11,448
You think Miss
Bossman will miss us?
601
00:38:11,515 --> 00:38:16,053
Oh, Miss Bossman's too
lost to worry about us.
602
00:38:23,293 --> 00:38:25,128
Hm-hm.
603
00:38:26,797 --> 00:38:28,265
Hm.
604
00:38:34,571 --> 00:38:37,574
I wonder what type of J
these freaks are smoking.
605
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,976
They stay in character
like this all day?
606
00:38:40,043 --> 00:38:43,913
10 to 1 It's
as fine as mine.
607
00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:46,482
Parati. Parami.
608
00:38:48,584 --> 00:38:50,519
Come on, baby,
let me fuego.
609
00:38:53,189 --> 00:38:55,825
Yo, where'd
everybody go?
610
00:38:55,891 --> 00:38:57,526
Where's the party at?
611
00:38:57,593 --> 00:39:00,362
Soldier blue.
612
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:08,136
Soldier Blue? What the
fuck's a Soldier Blue?
613
00:39:10,172 --> 00:39:13,175
Pearl? I'll give you
a pearl necklace.
614
00:39:13,241 --> 00:39:20,015
Soldier blue.
615
00:39:20,081 --> 00:39:22,917
Oh! Here's where
the party's at.
616
00:39:26,354 --> 00:39:28,823
Hello? Ladies?
617
00:39:28,890 --> 00:39:32,160
Oh, you girls wanna
play hide and seek?
618
00:39:32,226 --> 00:39:34,929
K- Jay loves
hide and seek.
619
00:39:43,537 --> 00:39:46,107
blue.
620
00:39:46,173 --> 00:39:49,310
Want to slip
Into something more-
621
00:39:49,376 --> 00:39:51,378
Comfortable?
622
00:40:49,835 --> 00:40:51,670
Why are we
doing this again?
623
00:40:51,737 --> 00:40:55,707
Look, I told you
it's representational.
624
00:40:55,774 --> 00:40:59,110
The epic struggle between
the North and the South.
625
00:40:59,177 --> 00:41:02,314
Brother against brother,
sister against sister.
626
00:41:02,380 --> 00:41:04,015
Good against evil!
627
00:41:04,082 --> 00:41:05,950
Just take her top off.
628
00:41:06,017 --> 00:41:09,354
I'm too fucking stoned
to undo all this shit.
629
00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:11,856
Take them off.
Shut up.
630
00:41:11,923 --> 00:41:15,326
I need to get out
of this place.
631
00:41:15,393 --> 00:41:17,695
I do too, baby,
we just got here.
632
00:41:17,762 --> 00:41:21,432
Did you blow your nose on me? You
got some fucking mocos In there?
633
00:41:21,499 --> 00:41:23,067
No, shut up.
634
00:41:23,134 --> 00:41:24,402
Green-nosed goblins.
635
00:41:26,470 --> 00:41:29,573
I feel like I'm back In the
sweatshop In Tegucigalpa.
636
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,910
She's totally a Lesbian
and won't fucking admit It.
637
00:41:32,976 --> 00:41:35,813
My name is VaI
and I am a Lesbian.
638
00:41:37,447 --> 00:41:40,550
Will you please reprogram
me with your Mexican wiener?
639
00:41:42,252 --> 00:41:45,455
Take off
my bandanna, baby.
640
00:41:45,522 --> 00:41:47,057
Uh?
641
00:41:47,123 --> 00:41:51,928
Are you ready to put on our
fucking Confederate clothing?
642
00:41:51,995 --> 00:41:54,030
To join
these assholes?
643
00:41:55,565 --> 00:41:57,200
Did you
hear something?
644
00:41:57,267 --> 00:41:59,302
I did.
What was that?
645
00:42:15,151 --> 00:42:17,953
Now we get down
to business, Soldier Blue.
646
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:20,522
Five dollar,
I make you holler.
647
00:42:20,589 --> 00:42:24,126
Whatever you like
I do for you.
648
00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:25,894
How about 20
for plenty?
649
00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:27,729
Okay.
650
00:42:29,031 --> 00:42:30,799
Oh.
651
00:42:30,866 --> 00:42:34,936
So glad you could join us for your
complimentary old time photograph.
652
00:42:35,003 --> 00:42:37,105
You're gonna take
pictures of this shit?
653
00:42:37,172 --> 00:42:41,409
We like to capture the true
essence of our "jamboree. "
654
00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:44,913
Hey, I'm down.
Just keep it off the net.
655
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,548
Uh-uh-uh.
656
00:42:46,614 --> 00:42:49,317
Don't you move, boy.
We need you sitting' still.
657
00:42:49,384 --> 00:42:51,886
Lest they come
out blurry. Ooh!
658
00:42:51,953 --> 00:42:57,058
Fuck me like you're gonna
get your green card, baby.
659
00:42:57,124 --> 00:42:59,694
Emancipate me, baby.
Emancipate me!
660
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,564
Faster, you Mexican
jumping bean!
661
00:43:14,541 --> 00:43:18,779
Darn ya', Oprah, you grunt
louder than a churchyard chicken.
662
00:43:21,315 --> 00:43:23,917
Well, nice and tight,
Miss Scarlet.
663
00:43:23,984 --> 00:43:26,953
N ice and tight
and hard and firm.
664
00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:28,688
Exactly how I like it.
665
00:43:28,755 --> 00:43:32,025
Oh I I'll bet you do, son.
I'll bet you do.
666
00:43:32,092 --> 00:43:34,828
Well, Granny,
667
00:43:34,894 --> 00:43:37,764
it looks like our honored
guest is ready for his closeup.
668
00:43:37,831 --> 00:43:41,167
Walt, dude, I don't wanna
have my picture taken anymore.
669
00:43:41,234 --> 00:43:43,836
Want has nothing to
do with it, M r. K-Jay.
670
00:43:43,903 --> 00:43:46,906
That's right, boy.
I am sure,
671
00:43:46,973 --> 00:43:52,044
that these fine Southern gentlemen
didn't want their portraits taken neither.
672
00:43:52,111 --> 00:43:55,581
I am sure that they did
not want to be in this war,
673
00:43:55,648 --> 00:43:58,184
and I am
especially sure
674
00:43:58,250 --> 00:44:00,619
that they did not want
their family and houses
675
00:44:00,686 --> 00:44:03,589
burnt to the ground
by you Northern heathens
676
00:44:03,655 --> 00:44:07,392
Whoa! " Northern heathen?"
Dude, I'm from Burbank.
677
00:44:07,459 --> 00:44:10,162
That's where
the devil lives.
678
00:44:10,228 --> 00:44:13,198
Bye-bye.
679
00:44:16,535 --> 00:44:18,336
Say cheese!
680
00:44:18,436 --> 00:44:19,537
Oh I
681
00:44:31,115 --> 00:44:32,483
Good boy I
682
00:44:38,623 --> 00:44:41,092
Smoking I
683
00:44:44,028 --> 00:44:45,830
Oh!
684
00:44:45,930 --> 00:44:46,997
Puker!
685
00:45:03,747 --> 00:45:05,449
Dang It, Granny.
686
00:45:05,549 --> 00:45:07,951
He didn't smile.
687
00:45:08,051 --> 00:45:09,886
Oh, well.
688
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,431
# Yankee Doodle went to town
To bone himself a hottie #
689
00:45:21,531 --> 00:45:22,999
Amen, brother.
690
00:45:23,099 --> 00:45:25,068
# Stuck his feather
I n her cooch #
691
00:45:25,168 --> 00:45:26,636
# like fresh baked manicotti #
692
00:45:26,702 --> 00:45:27,937
Hell, yeah. Fresh baked.
693
00:45:28,037 --> 00:45:29,272
What's your name?
694
00:45:29,372 --> 00:45:32,141
It's Hucklebilly, dumb ass.
What's my name?
695
00:45:32,241 --> 00:45:34,543
H ucklebilly, dumb ass.
696
00:45:36,378 --> 00:45:38,914
Typical I I'm out there,
sweating my ass off,
697
00:45:39,014 --> 00:45:40,950
and the two of you
are sitting here,
698
00:45:41,016 --> 00:45:45,053
getting this mentally
ill child stoned.
699
00:45:45,154 --> 00:45:46,822
Shut the fuck up, retard!
700
00:45:46,922 --> 00:45:50,125
It's Hucklebilly, Mister.
701
00:45:51,827 --> 00:45:55,197
I promise, I'll
just film It, no web.
702
00:45:55,263 --> 00:45:58,934
So anyone know whether
Jackass ever found Bristol?
703
00:45:59,034 --> 00:46:01,002
Hate to bring
It to you, Moses,
704
00:46:01,102 --> 00:46:04,939
he's probably off plowing
Bristol in some corn field by now.
705
00:46:05,006 --> 00:46:08,142
Excuse me, that's Rome's
boyfriend you're talking about.
706
00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:09,911
Yeah, man, don't be a hater.
707
00:46:10,011 --> 00:46:12,847
Suck my salty
Salvadorlan sack.
708
00:46:12,914 --> 00:46:16,851
You'd probably like that. You
little twisted reality show wannabe.
709
00:46:16,951 --> 00:46:18,920
Enough I Look, Jesus,
710
00:46:18,986 --> 00:46:22,890
unless you want to crash the unemployment
line like the rest of your family,
711
00:46:22,957 --> 00:46:26,193
I suggest you get
this tin can moving!
712
00:46:26,293 --> 00:46:28,729
As soon as we get what we
want from these rednecks
713
00:46:28,796 --> 00:46:31,699
we'll get the hell out of
this fucking two-bit shit hole!
714
00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:34,301
Come on!
715
00:46:34,401 --> 00:46:36,003
All right.
I hear you, boss.
716
00:46:36,103 --> 00:46:37,671
I can scam
one of them tires
717
00:46:37,771 --> 00:46:40,107
off that old school bus
those freaks got
718
00:46:40,173 --> 00:46:42,109
Whatever It takes.
719
00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:46,613
I wouldn't advise
that, my friends.
720
00:46:46,713 --> 00:46:48,148
Some folks
around here
721
00:46:48,215 --> 00:46:52,552
just might be inclined to
define that as stealing.
722
00:46:52,619 --> 00:46:54,187
Stealing is
a sin.
723
00:46:54,287 --> 00:46:58,358
I wasn't gonna
steal nothing, abuellta.
724
00:46:58,458 --> 00:47:00,927
I said "borrow. "
725
00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:23,082
I guess borrowing is okay.
That ain't stealing.
726
00:47:23,182 --> 00:47:25,951
Maybe we can help
you out with the tire.
727
00:47:26,018 --> 00:47:27,953
But first-
728
00:47:31,189 --> 00:47:34,393
Yee-haw I
729
00:47:46,137 --> 00:47:49,274
I'll tell ya', Granny,
that display of majesty
730
00:47:49,374 --> 00:47:51,276
makes this Colonel
weak in the knees
731
00:47:51,342 --> 00:47:52,844
and full
in the groin.
732
00:47:52,944 --> 00:47:54,445
Ugh!
733
00:47:54,545 --> 00:47:57,615
Bucky, I ain't
begging no more.
734
00:47:57,715 --> 00:48:01,952
It's time you discharge your
musket, Confederate style.
735
00:48:02,019 --> 00:48:04,789
Madam, lead me
to my execution.
736
00:48:04,855 --> 00:48:07,324
Yee-haw I
737
00:48:07,391 --> 00:48:09,526
You'd better be getting all this.
738
00:48:09,627 --> 00:48:11,261
This is money
in the bank.
739
00:48:11,362 --> 00:48:13,530
Solid gold.
740
00:48:13,630 --> 00:48:17,334
Oh!
Buck-man. Buck-man.
741
00:48:19,703 --> 00:48:25,542
Buck-man. Buck-man.
742
00:48:25,642 --> 00:48:28,111
Candy apples.
743
00:48:28,211 --> 00:48:30,714
Buck. Buck. Buck.
744
00:48:30,814 --> 00:48:31,915
Candy apples?
745
00:48:32,015 --> 00:48:34,684
Yee-haw!
746
00:48:34,751 --> 00:48:36,920
How do you like
these candy apples?
747
00:48:36,986 --> 00:48:39,088
Them ain't real.
Theme's plastic.
748
00:48:39,188 --> 00:48:42,492
Probably got
worms in it, too.
749
00:48:42,558 --> 00:48:45,328
My mighty sword!
My mighty sword!
750
00:48:45,394 --> 00:48:48,297
My mighty sword I
751
00:48:48,364 --> 00:48:53,169
Crow! Crow! Crow!
752
00:48:53,235 --> 00:48:54,270
Crow?
753
00:48:56,939 --> 00:48:58,207
Crow?
754
00:48:58,274 --> 00:48:59,942
Buck?
755
00:49:00,009 --> 00:49:02,644
Oh,
756
00:49:02,711 --> 00:49:04,246
too much dark meat,
bitch!
757
00:49:04,346 --> 00:49:06,181
Ah!
758
00:49:10,052 --> 00:49:12,988
Now, for our
next demonstration,
759
00:49:13,055 --> 00:49:15,357
we're gonna need
another volunteer.
760
00:49:15,424 --> 00:49:17,325
Oh, oh, oh I
761
00:49:17,392 --> 00:49:18,793
Ugh.
762
00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:21,429
You boy, with the smiling
eyes, you'll do fine.
763
00:49:22,630 --> 00:49:23,765
Yes!
764
00:49:23,832 --> 00:49:25,300
M mighty fine.
765
00:49:25,366 --> 00:49:28,203
Come on up
now, boy.
766
00:49:28,269 --> 00:49:31,706
I ain't got
eternity. Come on.
767
00:49:31,806 --> 00:49:34,075
Don't mind
the darkness none.
768
00:49:34,142 --> 00:49:36,811
You ain't never heard
Helen Keller complain.
769
00:49:36,878 --> 00:49:39,647
Turn around now, boy.
Step on right up on here.
770
00:49:39,714 --> 00:49:42,350
Come one. Show everybody
your pretty face.
771
00:49:42,416 --> 00:49:44,852
Now you see him?
772
00:49:44,919 --> 00:49:45,953
Uh-
773
00:49:47,288 --> 00:49:49,523
Now you don't!
774
00:49:57,498 --> 00:50:01,868
So, should I keep
the blindfold on, or-
775
00:50:13,113 --> 00:50:14,848
Uh, hello?
776
00:50:18,017 --> 00:50:19,886
Hello?
777
00:50:19,953 --> 00:50:22,121
So weird.
778
00:50:22,188 --> 00:50:25,625
Ah, okay.
779
00:50:25,691 --> 00:50:28,561
Hello?
780
00:50:28,628 --> 00:50:31,664
Hello. Is anybody here?
781
00:50:45,744 --> 00:50:46,979
Howdie ho there, boy.
782
00:50:47,045 --> 00:50:48,714
What the fuck?
It hurts.
783
00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:52,317
What kind of man are you, you
can't handle a little arm wrestle?
784
00:50:52,384 --> 00:50:56,488
Shit, Rufus. I knew
you were different.
785
00:50:56,555 --> 00:50:58,924
I knew you
were different.
786
00:50:58,990 --> 00:51:01,359
You see right through me, don't you?
787
00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,661
Right through
your heart.
788
00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:05,497
My heart?
789
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:09,234
Yeah, you know, all my life
I've kept my heart in the closet.
790
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:14,005
Lately though, my ass keeps poking out.
791
00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:21,279
Whoa! I ain't
queer like that!
792
00:51:21,345 --> 00:51:23,981
But that don't mean you gotta stop.
793
00:51:28,452 --> 00:51:30,387
I don't know.
794
00:51:30,454 --> 00:51:33,590
Maybe you're right.
795
00:51:33,657 --> 00:51:36,894
Listen, this is the
wrong time, wrong place.
796
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,829
I'm dead!
797
00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:40,931
Ain't that the truth.
798
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,702
Ugh. Agh!
799
00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:50,473
Agh!
800
00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:58,514
I'll give you Brokeback.
801
00:51:58,581 --> 00:52:00,550
H m. H m.
802
00:52:26,074 --> 00:52:28,877
# Revenge is sweet When
you're munching On the meat #
803
00:52:28,944 --> 00:52:31,513
# Of a Yankee
Whose doodle is so dandy #
804
00:52:31,580 --> 00:52:33,382
# We don't like to boast #
805
00:52:33,448 --> 00:52:35,050
# But we make a tasty roast #
806
00:52:35,117 --> 00:52:37,719
# With grilling
We're really pretty handy #
807
00:52:37,786 --> 00:52:42,524
# 'Cause we're cannibals
Cannibals, yes it's true #
808
00:52:44,092 --> 00:52:48,930
# And there's just no way
That you will survive #
809
00:52:48,997 --> 00:52:51,599
# We're cannibals #
810
00:52:51,666 --> 00:52:56,270
# Cannibals, yes it's true #
811
00:52:56,337 --> 00:53:01,008
# And you know we're gonna
Eat you dead or alive #
812
00:53:01,075 --> 00:53:02,276
Hit it!
813
00:53:28,235 --> 00:53:29,502
Ah!
814
00:53:33,139 --> 00:53:35,208
Ew.
815
00:53:35,275 --> 00:53:37,677
I clean up pretty
good, don't I?
816
00:53:37,744 --> 00:53:41,514
Without further undue,
I would like to introduce
817
00:53:41,581 --> 00:53:46,385
one mean ass mother fucker
butt kicking son of a bitch.
818
00:53:46,452 --> 00:53:48,321
Yeah!
819
00:53:48,387 --> 00:53:51,490
Buckman!
Yeah!
820
00:53:51,557 --> 00:53:54,527
Go, go,
Buckman, go!
821
00:53:54,593 --> 00:53:56,529
Go, go,
hl, Buckman I
822
00:53:56,595 --> 00:54:01,000
Good evening, one and all! I hope
you're enjoying the show so far.
823
00:54:01,066 --> 00:54:03,001
Can I get a Yee-haw?
824
00:54:03,068 --> 00:54:05,137
Yee-haw I
825
00:54:05,204 --> 00:54:08,040
I wanna tell you, tonight
we got a show for you
826
00:54:08,106 --> 00:54:12,077
you ain't never gonna forget or
my name ain't George W. Buckman.
827
00:54:12,144 --> 00:54:15,280
I know you've been worried
about where your compatriots were
828
00:54:15,347 --> 00:54:18,250
well, we were too, until we
found them In the medical tent,
829
00:54:18,316 --> 00:54:20,118
playing doctor!
Right, boys?
830
00:54:22,253 --> 00:54:26,357
But seriously folks, they're all
back stage with your young M r. Falcon
831
00:54:26,424 --> 00:54:30,728
undergoing an extreme makeover
for tonight's grand finale!
832
00:54:30,795 --> 00:54:33,765
But first, It gives me
great pleasure to Introduce
833
00:54:33,831 --> 00:54:36,868
Pleasant Valley's
very own Rhett Butler,
834
00:54:36,934 --> 00:54:40,004
M r. Harper Alexander!
835
00:54:46,610 --> 00:54:50,080
Ladies and gentlemen, please
enjoy with me as we recreate
836
00:54:50,147 --> 00:54:53,350
not only one of our favorite
moments of the annals of history
837
00:54:53,417 --> 00:54:57,087
but also one of the great
spectator sports, as well.
838
00:54:57,154 --> 00:54:59,656
Any volunteers?
839
00:55:01,692 --> 00:55:05,362
You, sir. You want to
win 50, 000 dollars?
840
00:55:05,429 --> 00:55:08,732
Did you say
50, 000 dollars?
841
00:55:08,798 --> 00:55:11,468
I sure did. 50, 000
Confederate.
842
00:55:11,534 --> 00:55:14,404
Well, In that case-
843
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:22,845
How you doing'
tonight, Abraham?
844
00:55:22,912 --> 00:55:24,313
It's Jerry.
845
00:55:24,380 --> 00:55:26,382
You sure look like
an Abraham to me.
846
00:55:26,449 --> 00:55:28,484
Why don't you
just take your seat?
847
00:55:32,021 --> 00:55:35,224
Now tonight, the role
of Miss Mary Lincoln
848
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,793
will be played by Miss
Married Milk Malden,
849
00:55:37,860 --> 00:55:43,232
and good ol' honest Abe, well,
that'll be you, D. W. Griffith.
850
00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:46,001
Go ahead, please.
851
00:55:46,068 --> 00:55:50,639
You're 9 Inches away from
starring In my next movie.
852
00:55:52,774 --> 00:55:56,044
Feels more
like 3 to me.
853
00:55:59,915 --> 00:56:03,818
Now, the game Is
If I miss, you lose.
854
00:56:03,885 --> 00:56:06,387
Uh, I'm not too
sure about this.
855
00:56:06,454 --> 00:56:07,488
Ready?
856
00:56:07,555 --> 00:56:08,823
Oh, come on, time out!
857
00:56:08,890 --> 00:56:10,758
Aim.
858
00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:13,661
Hold on, time out.
859
00:56:13,728 --> 00:56:15,563
Walt, wait, wait.
860
00:56:15,630 --> 00:56:17,064
Wait. Time out!
861
00:56:17,131 --> 00:56:18,065
Time out!
862
00:56:20,501 --> 00:56:21,736
Yeah I
863
00:56:24,138 --> 00:56:25,372
Yeah!
864
00:56:25,439 --> 00:56:28,742
Yay I
865
00:56:46,126 --> 00:56:47,694
Aside from that,
Mrs. Lincoln,
866
00:56:47,761 --> 00:56:49,362
did you enjoy
the show?
867
00:56:49,429 --> 00:56:51,131
Fuck this shit.
868
00:56:51,197 --> 00:56:51,931
Ah I
869
00:56:57,403 --> 00:57:00,406
Now, now, now that
you're all a little groggy
870
00:57:00,473 --> 00:57:03,710
the fresh air otta
take care of that.
871
00:57:03,776 --> 00:57:06,879
We're all here and we're
gonna play a little game,
872
00:57:06,946 --> 00:57:11,183
a little game we call the
Revlsltatlon of the troubles.
873
00:57:15,955 --> 00:57:18,557
April 22, 1864,
874
00:57:18,624 --> 00:57:21,527
we were living our lives,
minding our own business,
875
00:57:21,593 --> 00:57:23,395
when the Yankee man came.
876
00:57:23,462 --> 00:57:27,432
When you came! killed us all,
destroyed our way of life.
877
00:57:27,499 --> 00:57:29,701
Hell, we weren't
ready back then,
878
00:57:29,768 --> 00:57:32,104
but this time we are.
879
00:57:32,170 --> 00:57:35,173
War's over, jefe, you fucking
lost, move the fuck on!
880
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:38,944
Well, that's precisely
what we aim to do,
881
00:57:39,010 --> 00:57:42,113
muchacho, precisely.
882
00:57:42,180 --> 00:57:45,083
You're telling me you're
with these crackers?
883
00:57:45,150 --> 00:57:47,685
I was with these
crackers when your kind
884
00:57:47,752 --> 00:57:50,255
came condemning us all
to the same fate.
885
00:57:50,321 --> 00:57:52,957
"My kind?" What the fuck's
wrong with you, brother?
886
00:57:53,024 --> 00:57:56,761
I'm not your bother.
I'm Southern bred.
887
00:57:56,828 --> 00:57:59,830
And you,
Miss Gutter Mouth,
888
00:57:59,897 --> 00:58:02,500
you'd be Northern scum.
889
00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:03,968
Now, now, Crow.
890
00:58:04,034 --> 00:58:06,470
Remember we're trying
not the use the " N" word.
891
00:58:06,537 --> 00:58:08,572
You're right
on that one.
892
00:58:10,941 --> 00:58:12,609
That's right I
893
00:58:12,676 --> 00:58:17,447
Now let's see here, from here to
the road it's a couple of miles,
894
00:58:17,514 --> 00:58:20,050
same distance we had to
flee from Pleasant Valley,
895
00:58:20,117 --> 00:58:22,753
now, there's no sport In
shooting fish In a barrel.
896
00:58:22,819 --> 00:58:25,355
so we hide some guns
and ammo along the way.
897
00:58:25,422 --> 00:58:29,459
Now, If ya'll can go out there and
find them and put up a good flight
898
00:58:29,526 --> 00:58:31,795
why, you're
free to go.
899
00:58:31,861 --> 00:58:34,330
Oh, that is bloody bullocks!
900
00:58:34,397 --> 00:58:36,032
If you don't
let us go now,
901
00:58:36,099 --> 00:58:39,902
I'll have my lawyer slaughter
you before you can say spectrum.
902
00:58:39,969 --> 00:58:42,171
I mean It,
mother fickler
903
00:58:43,706 --> 00:58:45,908
Spectrum?
904
00:58:45,975 --> 00:58:47,243
I'm not kidding I
905
00:58:47,310 --> 00:58:49,445
Neither are we, Miss.
906
00:58:49,512 --> 00:58:52,415
In case you have
any doubt, Miss Maiden.
907
00:58:52,481 --> 00:58:55,050
Hm.
908
00:59:10,766 --> 00:59:13,935
K- Jay?
909
00:59:14,002 --> 00:59:15,937
Ma-ma-ma-ma.
910
00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:23,945
Falcon
911
00:59:24,012 --> 00:59:26,247
Bastards!
912
00:59:26,314 --> 00:59:31,552
Presentation. Well,
let the games begin I
913
00:59:36,157 --> 00:59:40,461
Pum, pum, pum.
914
00:59:43,831 --> 00:59:45,533
Gimme that I
915
00:59:48,269 --> 00:59:49,570
Gimme that!
916
01:00:11,491 --> 01:00:17,463
# Building from
the ground up #
917
01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:20,466
# Starting nowhere #
918
01:00:23,069 --> 01:00:26,839
Did you see what they did to
K- Jay, Biscuit? They killed him.
919
01:00:26,906 --> 01:00:29,175
They fucking
killed Falcon, too.
920
01:00:29,242 --> 01:00:32,078
We were gonna present at the
Teen Dream Awards together.
921
01:00:32,144 --> 01:00:34,480
You were?
922
01:00:34,547 --> 01:00:37,750
# Well, they put us
I n our #
923
01:00:37,816 --> 01:00:41,086
Crying over spilled blood is
not gonna get us outta here,
924
01:00:41,153 --> 01:00:43,856
we gotta find those guns
and cap those mother fuckers.
925
01:00:43,922 --> 01:00:47,559
You're right. You and
Cherry head for the RV.
926
01:00:47,626 --> 01:00:50,929
Fix that damn tire, I'll grab
the girls and find those weapons.
927
01:00:50,996 --> 01:00:53,065
What are you gonna
do if you find them?
928
01:00:53,131 --> 01:00:56,401
I know my way around weapons. My
mother used to be a prison guard.
929
01:00:56,468 --> 01:00:58,770
That explains a lot.
930
01:00:58,837 --> 01:01:02,107
# Again #
931
01:01:08,179 --> 01:01:10,715
Bleed that heathen
good and dry, son.
932
01:01:10,782 --> 01:01:12,717
We could all use
an after dinner tonic.
933
01:01:12,784 --> 01:01:14,552
When do we get
to eat supper, Daddy?
934
01:01:14,619 --> 01:01:17,121
Ain't you done
chewing on that surfer?
935
01:01:17,188 --> 01:01:21,225
What about me, Daddy? AII I had was
a gristle from Jezzie's hindquarters.
936
01:01:21,292 --> 01:01:24,962
Oh, enough I Stiflel
Go on, git I
937
01:01:29,033 --> 01:01:30,968
What are you
laughing at, China Rose?
938
01:01:31,035 --> 01:01:34,638
Why don't you do some of that Chinese
laundry we Imported you here for?
939
01:01:34,738 --> 01:01:38,976
This time get out the blood stainsi I
don't want no ring around the collar.
940
01:01:39,042 --> 01:01:41,978
Your wish Is my command, Mayor Luckman,
941
01:01:42,079 --> 01:01:45,916
But remember,
not tickee, no shitee.
942
01:01:46,016 --> 01:01:47,551
Go on, git I
943
01:01:47,651 --> 01:01:50,920
Well, I see there, Ganny,
944
01:01:51,021 --> 01:01:54,324
looks like you're favoring that
dark meat a little bit too much.
945
01:01:54,424 --> 01:01:57,961
Maybe if you were a little bit
more black in your stallion,
946
01:01:58,061 --> 01:02:00,964
I wouldn't need to visit the
stable on long lonely nights.
947
01:02:01,064 --> 01:02:05,501
How many Northerners to seek
vengeance on 'til we can finally rest?
948
01:02:05,568 --> 01:02:07,770
Well, let's see, uh,
949
01:02:07,870 --> 01:02:12,008
last jamboree I think we
took care of 8 of them.
950
01:02:12,108 --> 01:02:13,409
It's 9 here with this now,
951
01:02:13,509 --> 01:02:15,778
It still only makes
us half way to 2001.
952
01:02:15,878 --> 01:02:20,082
Dang it, does that mean we have to
go through this shit again next year?
953
01:02:20,182 --> 01:02:21,917
Ah, don't complain.
954
01:02:22,017 --> 01:02:27,589
Oh I My bunions
are killing me
955
01:02:27,689 --> 01:02:31,793
If I was one of those psychos
where would I hide those weapons?
956
01:02:31,893 --> 01:02:34,796
Kinda like
an Easter egg hunt.
957
01:02:34,863 --> 01:02:36,965
Huh?
958
01:02:37,065 --> 01:02:40,235
Yes.
959
01:02:42,904 --> 01:02:47,542
How old is this piece of shit?
It's fucking rusted together!
960
01:02:47,642 --> 01:02:51,079
Whatever. I'm gonna smoke
and laugh about all this.
961
01:02:51,145 --> 01:02:52,780
Are you fucking
crazy, negra?
962
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,783
Those rednecks think this is
the Civil War or something.
963
01:02:55,850 --> 01:02:57,919
I always knew the South
was loco, but damn I
964
01:02:58,019 --> 01:02:59,120
Shit!
965
01:02:59,220 --> 01:03:00,955
Are you okay?
966
01:03:01,055 --> 01:03:05,126
Fuck finding a tire. I say we ditch
those bitches and save ourselves.
967
01:03:05,226 --> 01:03:06,794
Let's go.
968
01:03:09,496 --> 01:03:11,298
The Kosher way
to do this is what?
969
01:03:11,398 --> 01:03:14,234
You gotta cut the throat
and let the blood draln.
970
01:03:14,301 --> 01:03:16,270
This Jew boy ain't
got no throat no more.
971
01:03:16,370 --> 01:03:18,805
Well, then, cut
his balls off, I guess.
972
01:03:18,872 --> 01:03:20,374
Yeah, I guess.
973
01:03:26,213 --> 01:03:29,783
Speaking of balls, I've been
meanlng to mentlon somethlng to you.
974
01:03:29,883 --> 01:03:31,351
I just don't get you.
975
01:03:31,451 --> 01:03:32,585
What?
976
01:03:32,686 --> 01:03:34,687
You know.
Your taste.
977
01:03:34,788 --> 01:03:36,489
Explain me this, brother.
978
01:03:36,589 --> 01:03:40,126
You, brother, spend your time on
some soft girlie girI like JezebeI.
979
01:03:40,226 --> 01:03:43,629
Gosslplng, shopplng
and settln' up house.
980
01:03:43,696 --> 01:03:46,732
I, on the other hand,
like to hang a reaI man,
981
01:03:46,833 --> 01:03:50,169
practicing,
soldiering,
982
01:03:50,236 --> 01:03:52,505
and wrestling.
And my taste?
983
01:03:52,571 --> 01:03:56,275
You tell me, brother, who's really
on the side of the Lord here?
984
01:04:03,215 --> 01:04:05,384
You gotta be fucking
with me. This easy?
985
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:09,955
I guess not.
No ammo.
986
01:04:10,022 --> 01:04:11,256
You're kidding me.
987
01:04:11,356 --> 01:04:14,292
Fuck this cracker,
VaI, let's go.
988
01:04:14,359 --> 01:04:17,929
Since our lives
are seriously at stake,
989
01:04:18,029 --> 01:04:20,065
there's something
I have to ask you.
990
01:04:20,165 --> 01:04:21,333
Go ahead, babe.
991
01:04:21,433 --> 01:04:23,368
If they find us
dead here
992
01:04:23,435 --> 01:04:27,071
our bodies naked on display
for the whole world to see-
993
01:04:27,172 --> 01:04:28,773
You mean like
in your video?
994
01:04:28,873 --> 01:04:31,342
I'm being
serious, Tina.
995
01:04:31,409 --> 01:04:33,378
Fine. Spill It.
996
01:04:33,444 --> 01:04:36,481
All right. I'm just
gonna come out and say it.
997
01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:38,583
Do my thighs
look fat?
998
01:04:38,683 --> 01:04:40,751
Oh, my God I
Rome, a gun I
999
01:04:40,851 --> 01:04:42,319
You think It's real?
1000
01:04:42,386 --> 01:04:44,755
Ah I Tittles
1001
01:04:44,822 --> 01:04:46,056
Ugh!
1002
01:04:46,123 --> 01:04:47,958
Looks real.
1003
01:04:51,228 --> 01:04:53,330
Fuck, we're going'
around in circles.
1004
01:04:53,430 --> 01:04:55,365
I don't get it, Jay.
1005
01:04:55,432 --> 01:04:56,967
That's it.
Let's split up.
1006
01:04:57,067 --> 01:04:58,602
I don't wanna
split up. M m-hm.
1007
01:04:58,702 --> 01:05:00,103
Look-
1008
01:05:00,170 --> 01:05:03,907
If one of us gets away
we're both saved, right?
1009
01:05:03,974 --> 01:05:06,776
You know I'll
come back with help.
1010
01:05:06,843 --> 01:05:08,078
I guess
you're right.
1011
01:05:08,144 --> 01:05:10,347
Of course
I'm right, baby.
1012
01:05:10,413 --> 01:05:12,282
You go that way,
I'll go this way,
1013
01:05:12,349 --> 01:05:13,950
one of us is gonna
find the road.
1014
01:05:14,050 --> 01:05:15,819
Okay, but be safe.
1015
01:05:15,885 --> 01:05:17,921
You know I will.
1016
01:05:18,021 --> 01:05:21,557
What about a gun?
Don't I need one, too?
1017
01:05:21,658 --> 01:05:24,627
Well, at least
we found a gun.
1018
01:05:24,727 --> 01:05:26,529
Should I say
thank you for that?
1019
01:05:26,596 --> 01:05:28,497
It was an accident,
Val. God I
1020
01:05:28,564 --> 01:05:31,801
Do you always have to rag
on us, we have feelings, too.
1021
01:05:31,867 --> 01:05:35,604
Yeah, like we didn't feel bad
when the avalanche hit New Orleans.
1022
01:05:35,671 --> 01:05:38,774
Okey-dokey,
now. One.
1023
01:05:38,874 --> 01:05:40,843
Oh, no, you
girls despise me.
1024
01:05:40,943 --> 01:05:43,345
Why can't you see me
like I see you?
1025
01:05:43,412 --> 01:05:44,580
Three
1026
01:05:44,646 --> 01:05:45,848
Oops.
1027
01:05:45,914 --> 01:05:47,482
Agh!
1028
01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:49,551
Ah I
1029
01:05:49,618 --> 01:05:51,253
Oh my God!
1030
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:58,293
You stupid little fake tittied,
no talented, trust fund sluts!
1031
01:05:58,393 --> 01:06:00,795
Just fuck off!
1032
01:06:02,897 --> 01:06:05,500
But you stepped on Biscuit!
1033
01:06:05,567 --> 01:06:07,602
Can I make
myself any clearer?
1034
01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:09,370
Just go!
1035
01:06:09,437 --> 01:06:12,340
Just wait 'till the network
hears about this
1036
01:06:12,407 --> 01:06:14,409
Yeah, we would never
fuck you anyway.
1037
01:06:14,509 --> 01:06:15,543
Yeah!
1038
01:06:15,643 --> 01:06:17,345
Ugh!
1039
01:06:28,689 --> 01:06:30,891
Yoo-hoo.
1040
01:06:57,016 --> 01:06:59,519
Uh, uh, uh.
1041
01:06:59,619 --> 01:07:00,920
What the fuck?
1042
01:07:04,090 --> 01:07:06,192
Looking for
the Underground Railroad?
1043
01:07:08,995 --> 01:07:11,230
Hey, Granny.
1044
01:07:14,166 --> 01:07:18,270
Do you think the Mayor would mind if
we kept that beaner boy to ourselves?
1045
01:07:18,337 --> 01:07:21,674
I don't know, sweetie. I'd rather
kill him than fuck him any day.
1046
01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:24,376
Sh, sh, sh.
1047
01:07:24,443 --> 01:07:25,711
Do you
hear something?
1048
01:07:25,777 --> 01:07:26,945
No.
1049
01:07:27,012 --> 01:07:30,549
# Rock a-bye baby,
On the tree top #
1050
01:07:30,616 --> 01:07:34,519
# When the wind blows #
1051
01:07:34,586 --> 01:07:38,290
# The cradle will rock #
1052
01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:44,863
# When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall #
1053
01:07:44,929 --> 01:07:49,067
# And down will come baby #
1054
01:07:49,133 --> 01:07:52,003
# Cradle and all I #
1055
01:07:54,972 --> 01:07:59,610
I always knew
those little cunts
1056
01:07:59,677 --> 01:08:02,747
would be the end of me.
1057
01:08:08,118 --> 01:08:10,254
Biscuit's really
dead meat, huh?
1058
01:08:10,321 --> 01:08:12,690
Yes, sweetie.
She really is.
1059
01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:14,725
We're dead meat,
too, aren't we?
1060
01:08:14,792 --> 01:08:17,494
No, Romy, we're gonna be okay. Trust me.
1061
01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:21,598
That's what you said the time
we got crabs tag teaming K-Jay.
1062
01:08:24,734 --> 01:08:26,703
Whoopsle-dalsy I
1063
01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:28,405
Oh.
1064
01:08:28,471 --> 01:08:31,074
I thought the Mayor
said killing Mexicans
1065
01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:33,076
didn't count
towards the total.
1066
01:08:33,143 --> 01:08:34,811
No, they don't deary.
1067
01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:37,947
They ain't North, they
ain't South, they just ain't.
1068
01:08:40,049 --> 01:08:43,486
But there's nothing wrong
with a little sport killing.
1069
01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:46,422
So long as it puts
food on the table.
1070
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:53,796
It must've
been a squirrel.
1071
01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:56,132
Come on along, now.
1072
01:09:01,737 --> 01:09:03,705
Peekaboo.
1073
01:09:03,772 --> 01:09:07,342
Ah!
1074
01:09:10,879 --> 01:09:13,548
Can't you Northern folks
do nothing right?
1075
01:09:15,951 --> 01:09:18,320
Tonight at dinner,
yet again,
1076
01:09:18,386 --> 01:09:22,424
caught Granny picking
a little too tenderly
1077
01:09:22,490 --> 01:09:25,226
on a dark part
of her brisket.
1078
01:09:25,293 --> 01:09:28,296
Got anything
to say about that, boy?
1079
01:09:28,363 --> 01:09:30,365
Ugh!
1080
01:09:30,431 --> 01:09:32,734
I ain't
nobody's boy.
1081
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,669
Not even yours.
1082
01:09:35,903 --> 01:09:37,838
Maybe so, Crow.
1083
01:09:37,905 --> 01:09:42,143
Would it be too hard just
to, uh, stick to your chores?
1084
01:09:42,209 --> 01:09:43,377
Ah!
1085
01:09:43,444 --> 01:09:47,681
I do stick
to my chores,
1086
01:09:47,748 --> 01:09:49,817
as much as I find
them distasteful,
1087
01:09:49,883 --> 01:09:53,921
And which one of you are too
tired from ploughing the fields,
1088
01:09:53,987 --> 01:09:55,889
or splitting
the wood,
1089
01:09:55,956 --> 01:09:58,525
you can't
deny that.
1090
01:09:58,592 --> 01:10:02,029
Tell me, Is there one amongst ya',
1091
01:10:02,095 --> 01:10:04,264
one, amongst ya'
1092
01:10:04,331 --> 01:10:07,334
willing to hit it when
there's blood on the conch?
1093
01:10:09,836 --> 01:10:11,705
Well, I know
how to plow.
1094
01:10:11,771 --> 01:10:14,374
and I know
how to split,
1095
01:10:14,441 --> 01:10:17,644
but you sure have some
very satisfied bitches
1096
01:10:17,710 --> 01:10:21,347
in your Pleasant Valley,
thank you very much.
1097
01:10:25,518 --> 01:10:27,453
Man's got a point.
1098
01:10:32,158 --> 01:10:35,661
Shoot, Daddy, I think I
made the rope too long.
1099
01:10:35,728 --> 01:10:38,063
You stupid ass
white mother fuckers
1100
01:10:38,130 --> 01:10:41,233
you just wait until Al Sharpton
gets a wind of this shit.
1101
01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:43,035
I'll own everything
in this albino circus.
1102
01:10:43,102 --> 01:10:47,406
including that fake ass, dumb
ass, stuffed mother fucking sheep?
1103
01:10:47,472 --> 01:10:50,375
Yeah? When
pigs fly.
1104
01:10:50,442 --> 01:10:51,743
And the fat
lady sings.
1105
01:10:51,810 --> 01:10:54,746
And there's a black
man in the White House.
1106
01:10:57,349 --> 01:11:00,218
Where the fuck have you
mother fuckers been at?
1107
01:11:00,285 --> 01:11:01,319
Down South!
1108
01:11:07,592 --> 01:11:09,193
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
1109
01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:11,295
Fools them every time!
1110
01:11:13,798 --> 01:11:16,067
Yee-haw!
1111
01:11:27,811 --> 01:11:30,814
Relax.
1112
01:11:30,881 --> 01:11:36,286
Everything's gonna
be just fine.
1113
01:11:36,353 --> 01:11:40,757
There's nobody here
but us ladles.
1114
01:11:43,627 --> 01:11:46,630
Please help me.
Please, help me. Please.
1115
01:11:46,696 --> 01:11:49,432
You gotta
help me, please.
1116
01:11:49,499 --> 01:11:52,402
Folks like my kin,
1117
01:11:52,469 --> 01:11:56,673
they can't fathom
the modern woman.
1118
01:11:57,907 --> 01:12:02,178
They wanna keep us
all caged up.
1119
01:12:02,245 --> 01:12:06,115
Cage our bodies,
1120
01:12:06,182 --> 01:12:09,986
our passions-
1121
01:12:16,892 --> 01:12:18,827
That's right, momma!
1122
01:12:18,894 --> 01:12:20,429
Oh, no, no.
1123
01:12:20,496 --> 01:12:22,398
I hear there's
a cherry in the center.
1124
01:12:22,464 --> 01:12:25,167
Ah!
1125
01:12:27,202 --> 01:12:29,371
Ugh!
1126
01:12:38,513 --> 01:12:43,051
H m. Cider red, always
makes my pink wet.
1127
01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:59,600
Oh, my God, Tina.
1128
01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:02,837
We're back
to where we started.
1129
01:13:09,376 --> 01:13:11,812
Please, just
go away!
1130
01:13:17,651 --> 01:13:19,519
Ah!
1131
01:13:38,471 --> 01:13:40,340
Spread the red.
1132
01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:55,821
I'm cold.
1133
01:13:55,888 --> 01:13:58,724
Get the bus, Let's take it outta here.
1134
01:13:58,791 --> 01:14:01,327
You try to start it,
I'll stand guard.
1135
01:14:01,393 --> 01:14:03,262
Okay.
1136
01:14:03,328 --> 01:14:05,197
Jesuz!
1137
01:14:05,264 --> 01:14:08,100
It's "Jesus", bitch.
1138
01:14:08,166 --> 01:14:10,469
Agh!
1139
01:14:13,371 --> 01:14:15,373
Why Isn't It working?
1140
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:18,610
Shut up, babe. Got some shit under here.
1141
01:14:18,677 --> 01:14:19,978
Try the key!
1142
01:14:20,045 --> 01:14:21,279
Like this?
1143
01:14:24,015 --> 01:14:25,049
Anything?
1144
01:14:25,116 --> 01:14:26,985
Nope. Nada.
1145
01:14:27,051 --> 01:14:29,120
I am I doing
this right?
1146
01:14:29,187 --> 01:14:31,255
Can't you hot
wire this thing?
1147
01:14:31,322 --> 01:14:34,092
Yo, bitch, I went to
film school, not prison.
1148
01:14:36,194 --> 01:14:37,595
Uh-oh.
1149
01:14:37,662 --> 01:14:39,463
Oh, shit.
1150
01:14:47,371 --> 01:14:49,473
Do you think
they're mad at us?
1151
01:14:56,346 --> 01:14:58,148
We offered
the entertainment,
1152
01:14:58,215 --> 01:15:02,819
sport, a chance to redeem
some sense of honor,
1153
01:15:02,886 --> 01:15:06,656
for the atrocities
committed by their ancestors.
1154
01:15:06,723 --> 01:15:09,659
And they play along
by running away.
1155
01:15:09,726 --> 01:15:11,528
Oh, you wanna play?
1156
01:15:11,594 --> 01:15:13,396
Fuck, I'll play!
1157
01:15:13,463 --> 01:15:14,864
Gentleman to gentleman?
1158
01:15:14,931 --> 01:15:17,000
Yeah, If that's
what you call yourself.
1159
01:15:17,066 --> 01:15:20,303
Bring it on!
1160
01:15:21,771 --> 01:15:24,173
Charge!
1161
01:15:26,008 --> 01:15:29,011
Go on, Tinal Go
Make It start I
1162
01:15:31,047 --> 01:15:32,548
Go
1163
01:15:32,615 --> 01:15:33,983
I can't
1164
01:15:39,722 --> 01:15:41,890
Tina, come on
1165
01:15:41,957 --> 01:15:44,626
Come on
1166
01:15:44,693 --> 01:15:46,061
Oh, start
1167
01:15:48,363 --> 01:15:49,898
Come on!
1168
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:54,002
Do your best
Colonel Cracker.
1169
01:15:54,069 --> 01:15:56,872
Yeah.
Come on.
1170
01:16:01,476 --> 01:16:02,744
Oh, my God!
1171
01:16:10,018 --> 01:16:12,120
Get off me!
1172
01:16:14,355 --> 01:16:16,691
Just wait
1173
01:16:19,193 --> 01:16:20,895
Fuck
1174
01:16:20,961 --> 01:16:22,930
Hurry
1175
01:16:22,997 --> 01:16:27,067
I was gonna let you go, seeing your
kind don't count towards the total.
1176
01:16:27,134 --> 01:16:28,969
Brown or white,
you're a yank to me.
1177
01:16:29,036 --> 01:16:30,471
Ugh
1178
01:16:32,706 --> 01:16:33,807
Ah!
1179
01:16:33,874 --> 01:16:35,242
Go!
1180
01:16:35,309 --> 01:16:38,045
Go engine, go
Go, start
1181
01:16:38,111 --> 01:16:41,348
Agh!
1182
01:16:41,415 --> 01:16:43,917
Brown or white beats
your one-eyed freak show.
1183
01:16:43,984 --> 01:16:46,119
Ah
1184
01:16:46,186 --> 01:16:48,355
Oh, now we're playing.
1185
01:16:48,421 --> 01:16:49,789
Ah!
1186
01:16:52,459 --> 01:16:55,128
Yankee scum! Ah!
1187
01:16:56,663 --> 01:16:58,298
Go, Tina, go!
1188
01:16:58,364 --> 01:17:00,533
Go
1189
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:03,770
Walt, Romy, It's
Jesus, he'll save us
1190
01:17:03,836 --> 01:17:05,171
Can you fix it?
1191
01:17:07,306 --> 01:17:09,008
Go ahead,
try It now.
1192
01:17:09,075 --> 01:17:11,877
Come on, come on I Start I
1193
01:17:11,944 --> 01:17:13,446
Start I Why won't you start?
1194
01:17:13,512 --> 01:17:15,080
It's turning
1195
01:17:16,649 --> 01:17:19,485
Come on, Jesus.
Get on the bus
1196
01:17:19,551 --> 01:17:21,153
Go Go
1197
01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:23,756
Puta, what the fuck
are you welting for?
1198
01:17:23,822 --> 01:17:27,459
Hey, Two-Eyes.
Suck my Dixie.
1199
01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:30,162
Agh!
1200
01:17:33,065 --> 01:17:35,100
Whoo-whee!
1201
01:17:40,405 --> 01:17:43,808
shall rest 'til
all obey.
1202
01:17:46,010 --> 01:17:47,879
Don't turn it off,
you stupid bitch!
1203
01:17:47,946 --> 01:17:50,114
But it just
killed Jesus!
1204
01:17:50,181 --> 01:17:52,517
Let's finish this.
1205
01:17:59,457 --> 01:18:00,725
Oh! Ah!
1206
01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:04,028
Fuck
1207
01:18:10,534 --> 01:18:12,503
Keys. Please.
1208
01:18:21,945 --> 01:18:23,246
Fuck you.
1209
01:18:31,421 --> 01:18:33,356
Turn It on
1210
01:18:33,423 --> 01:18:35,024
Come here.
1211
01:18:35,125 --> 01:18:36,526
Go!
1212
01:18:40,496 --> 01:18:42,765
Ah!
1213
01:18:42,865 --> 01:18:44,700
I'm going!
1214
01:18:47,803 --> 01:18:49,005
Tina, go!
1215
01:18:49,071 --> 01:18:50,906
Rome, I'm going!
I'm going!
1216
01:18:51,007 --> 01:18:52,408
Ugh!
1217
01:18:52,508 --> 01:18:54,276
Get us outta here!
1218
01:18:58,514 --> 01:19:00,516
Just go.
1219
01:19:08,423 --> 01:19:11,360
It's over, Romy.
It's over.
1220
01:19:43,524 --> 01:19:46,794
I can't believe I've ever decided
to make this crap show with you!
1221
01:19:55,569 --> 01:19:58,138
You're so fucking
annoying! You're so wrong!
1222
01:19:58,238 --> 01:19:59,706
Fuck you, bitch!
1223
01:19:59,806 --> 01:20:02,542
You know what? I killed
your fucking beloved Biscuit!
1224
01:20:02,642 --> 01:20:04,811
Really? Well, I'm the one
who snorted your 8-ball.
1225
01:20:04,911 --> 01:20:05,979
Fucking bitch
1226
01:20:06,079 --> 01:20:07,247
Cunt!
1227
01:20:15,421 --> 01:20:17,690
Damn Yankees.
1228
01:20:27,466 --> 01:20:29,035
Now what,
Bucky?
1229
01:20:32,338 --> 01:20:34,507
H m. Ah!
1230
01:20:37,443 --> 01:20:40,846
Rufus, is this
contraption working?
1231
01:20:40,913 --> 01:20:42,514
It's 12-4, Daddy.
1232
01:20:42,614 --> 01:20:45,317
Howdy, folks!
George W. Buckman here,
1233
01:20:45,417 --> 01:20:49,788
inviting you to come to the
Pleasant Valley Traveling Jamboree!
1234
01:20:49,855 --> 01:20:51,189
We got it all folks,
1235
01:20:51,256 --> 01:20:53,725
we got singin',
we got dancing',
1236
01:20:53,792 --> 01:20:55,460
we got games,
1237
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:57,662
Uh, I'm not too
sure about this.
1238
01:20:57,762 --> 01:21:01,499
But most of all we got some
real nice mouthwatering Barbecue.
1239
01:21:01,599 --> 01:21:05,036
Does that mean we have to go
through this shit again next year?
1240
01:21:05,103 --> 01:21:07,205
[Buckman] Don't forget
to bring the kids,
1241
01:21:07,305 --> 01:21:10,675
especially the chubby ones,
portly always gets In for free.
1242
01:21:10,742 --> 01:21:13,144
Just look for the detour
sign off the main road.
1243
01:21:13,211 --> 01:21:17,615
We'll be welting. So come on down
and get a taste of the old South.
1244
01:21:17,682 --> 01:21:22,620
And let the old South
get a taste of you.
1245
01:22:03,126 --> 01:22:05,928
Come on, Granny,
keep pushing.
1246
01:22:05,995 --> 01:22:07,263
Oh, oh, oh.
1247
01:22:07,330 --> 01:22:08,598
Keep pushing.
1248
01:22:08,664 --> 01:22:09,932
I am pushing, you morons.
1249
01:22:09,999 --> 01:22:11,267
Breathel
1250
01:22:11,334 --> 01:22:13,436
I think I see
something coming.
1251
01:22:13,536 --> 01:22:15,471
Oh, oh, oh.
1252
01:22:15,538 --> 01:22:16,772
Oh!
1253
01:22:16,839 --> 01:22:19,942
Come on, Granny,
keep pushing.
1254
01:22:20,042 --> 01:22:21,110
Ma-ma-ma.
1255
01:22:21,210 --> 01:22:22,611
I see it's
here coming.
1256
01:22:29,518 --> 01:22:31,219
Ugh.
1257
01:22:34,055 --> 01:22:35,557
It's a-
1258
01:22:35,657 --> 01:22:38,326
What is it?
1259
01:22:38,393 --> 01:22:40,428
A negro?
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