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Previously on "Crawford":
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(RACCOON CHITTERS)
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(BIRDS CHIRP)
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???
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RITA: You love raccoons.
I know that to be true.
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- Yes!
- What I don't understand
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is that, it appears that the
raccoons seem to love you back.
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My hypothesis is that when
the raccoons look at you...
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- Rita!
- WENDY: Brian!
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I can't stay here.
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I'm just gonna take the
money that I have left,
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and I'm gonna go check into a hotel.
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- Look, relax.
- There are animals in the walls.
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I guess Don forgot a couple of pals.
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What are you talking about?
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RITA: I have watched those
raccoons when they look at you.
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It's like they're in a trance,
or something.
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Two explanations.
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One, raccoons are
communicating with you
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through mental telepathy, or two,
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you're experiencing the
symptoms of a disorder
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that you should speak
to someone about.
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I just need to check with
you about the car service.
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More than a few times
we've been billed,
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when you were here in the building.
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- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- DON: Abort! Abort! Abort!
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! Go! Go! Go!
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- (EXTINGUISHER WHOOSHES)
- Hey, you busy?
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No, not at all. Come on inside.
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All right.
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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I work for the woman who
invented this cereal.
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It's the first day on the shelf.
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Ah!
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- (RACCOON CHIRPS)
- DON: Guys, please, all right,
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this is not fun for me.
We've been at this all morning.
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I can't just crawl around up here.
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- (DON'S PHONE BUZZES)
- RITA: Don, pick up!
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Hello?
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Uh, hey Don, it's Rita.
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Uh, you're never gonna believe
this, but I'm being arrested.
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You gotta come pick up your shit, man!
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Get my shit? What are you talking...
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Rita, what are you talking about?
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It's all over!
They got it all on tape, man!
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Hey, if my Mom asks,
I'm at your house.
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KUMAR: Bye Rita!
- Kumar! I'll be back!
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Please! I'm sorry!
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Kumar's not gonna let
me stay here, now!
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Do you know who I am?
My name is Rita Rajavatnaram,
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and I did not mean to do
this! Kumar: Good riddance!
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DON: Rita, please stop... Ugh.
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Guys, we gotta go.
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- (RACOON CHITTERS)
- Okay, I'm comin' up there.
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???
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Faulty installation of one-way doors.
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There are more raccoons than ever.
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Don was late,
and appeared high, nervous,
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and disoriented.
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He stood in a corner for 5 minutes
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and charged me 85 bucks. I...
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I think Don's lost it.
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Um, yeah, bud, you think?
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I need you to go into his room,
into the closet,
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and get all my stuff, okay?
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- It's not that bad in there.
- It is that bad in there.
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- It is full of trash pandas.
- I'll talk to Don.
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Just don't worry about this, okay?
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Okay. Hey, while you're up,
can you get me an Eggo?
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- Okay.
- No, but I'm serious this time.
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CYNTHIA: Are you okay?
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Uh, I'm in a bit of a
tight spot, all right?
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I had to go get my stuff from Rita's.
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Somethin' happened, so I need a
place to crash for a few days.
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- Is that cool?
- Yeah, sure.
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Yeah, you can have your room.
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Wendy's hiding out in Brian's room.
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- Why?
- Raccoons, Don.
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Raccoons are back.
They're diggin' holes.
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Wendy is completely
freaking out, okay,
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and they keep following
Brian with their eyes.
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No, that's not possible,
all right, they can't be.
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I can hear them in the walls.
Just like your Dad did.
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Then stop listening to them.
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And you've got to tell
Brian not to look them
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directly in the eyes. All right?
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You be cool, they'll be cool.
Everybody just be cool.
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Okay, okay, sure. That's a good idea.
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Um, look, I gotta get to work, okay?
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- I love you. Good luck today.
- (DOOR SHUTS)
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???
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Yes!
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CYNTHIA: (LAUGHS) Thank you, Elizabeth.
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- Hi. Hi, Dev.
- Good morning.
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DEV: Morning, Cynthia.
Taylor was looking for you.
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Yeah, I know, I can't believe
it. He just texted me.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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(CAT PURRS)
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Hey, Sunbeamers.
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(SIGHS)
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(DEV SPRAYS CLEANER)
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(CAT MEOWS)
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Hey, Dev, whatcha doin'?
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Nose prints from Taylor's dog.
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Ah, thank you.
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Morning. Got a second?
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Yeah! Come on in.
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Have a seat, guys.
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First, let me start by saying
my nephews love the Drones.
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They are crazy about 'em.
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But unfortunately,
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your cereal's not happening at retail.
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The returns are just pouring in.
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Normal.
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In unnormal numbers.
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We've never had this
many returns. Ever.
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I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, Cynthia,
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but it just didn't work.
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Well, maybe it was the new name
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and no sugar that didn't work.
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TAYLOR: Ah, come on. (CHUCKLES)
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There is nothing wrong with the name.
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The product failed.
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And you're gonna have to take
some responsibility for that.
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Taylor, I'll take
responsibility for it,
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but guys, I mean
sometimes things work,
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sometimes they don't. It's about risk.
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Well, yes, but we took the risk.
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So if you want to take the
Rockaberry Wheat Drone,
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we'll take it,
do whatever you want with it.
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No, wait, hold on guys,
are we serious?
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We're talking about
intellectual property here.
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Don't need it! It's yours.
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Okay, in that case,
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I better work on something
amazing for next quarter.
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So, are we all good?
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No, now we're not good here.
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Can you sit down, please?
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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???
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
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You're good. Manny's inside. Come on.
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Owen! Psst! Psst!
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(WHISPERS) Come, come!
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Down. Down!
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The police have been to Exquisite,
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the police have been to my gym.
But don't worry,
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I will not say a word, and
they will not take me alive.
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- (VOICE) But you're innocent.
- What?
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(VOICE) I'll prove they framed you.
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No, no, no, there's no time.
Don't you understand?
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If we wait any longer, it'll ruin me!
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We have to keep this out of
court, and out of the papers.
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I've agreed to pay them.
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(VOICE) Pay them once,
and pay forever.
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No! Listen to me.
No way we're doing that!
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I know there's a risk
of dealing with men
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with no honour.
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And that's why I need some backup.
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And that's you, Owen.
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What? No?
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Owen, yes!
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I'm a man of the people,
and the customers need me,
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and I need them.
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Shhh! Look at me!
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Look at here, Owen, right here!
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Yes! Yes!
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Manny's call. Manny's life.
Manny's way.
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Good man. I knew you had it in you.
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Now, the lawyer wants to settle fast,
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and I think it's a good idea.
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Guys, can you give us a
minute, please? Guys?
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(RECEDING FOOTSTEPS)
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So, Taylor, uh,
what's with the urgency?
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What's this all about?
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This is what it's all about.
It's a letter from a lawyer,
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who states two of our service
cars, signed out to you,
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took your husband, a bunch of thugs,
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drove to the edge of town,
and firebombed a truck.
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An arson. Now the victims
are pressing charges.
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What?
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Come on, really. Owen? Arson?
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No, no you gotta be kidding.
This is a prank.
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I saw the plates. We investigated.
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We did some digging, we confirmed it.
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They were our cars.
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We cannot overlook this.
We're liable for this.
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There's no way we can let this go by.
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Look, I didn't want
to have to fire you
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just because Vern insisted.
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It's not the way I wanted it to go
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because I think you're fantastic,
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and brilliant at what you do.
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But, I can't abide by
what's goin' on here.
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I'm sorry Cynthia,
you're gonna have to go.
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You collect your things, please.
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Taylor, no seriously,
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are you listening to
yourself right now?
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You can't believe this.
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I don't believe this.
This is-this is nuts! Okay?
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I can't believe you're
buying into this.
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Somebody is lying to you.
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- Cynthia...
- How can you say this to me?
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Fire me? Vern told you to fire me?
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After everything we've
done together? After I...
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How do you think I feel, Cynthia?
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How many years do we have together?
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How long have you been here?
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How long have I counted on
you for everything here?
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You're the one I count on,
and you let me down.
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You gotta go.
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Don't make it any harder than
it already is, okay? Please.
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- Collect your things, all right?
- (CYNTHIA'S PHONE BUZZES)
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- Hello?
- Is now a good time to talk?
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No.
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(CATS MEOW)
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You chose the wrong team, Dev.
Team Fired.
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And don't try to use me
as a reference either,
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'cause I'll tell people
the truth about you.
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You're a stinky little
traitor with a capital T.
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- Are you happy?
- I'm very happy.
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- Well, congrats.
- Good bye.
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- Ready to go?
- Yeah.
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Thanks, Dev. You don't have
to be loyal to me, hon.
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Oh no, he wants to be
your little servant.
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- Don't you, Dev-Dev.
- Let's go.
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???
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VERONICA: Good luck!
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Wish you all the best. (BLOWS KISS)
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???
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MAN: Bye, Cynthia.
MAN 2: Bye, Cynthia.
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MAN 3: Gonna miss you.
WOMAN: Bye, Cyn.
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WOMAN 2: Bye, Cyn.
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(TIRE SCREECH, CAR RUMBLES)
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(TURNS OFF ENGINE)
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(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)
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(PHONE BUZZES)
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Hello, Ringtails?
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Sir, I...
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Okay, I dunno what to tell you,
man, raccoons are smart.
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All right? I'll refund
your money. Okay?
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(RACCOON CHITTERS)
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I'm sorry.
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- Hey man, what's up?
- (RACCOON CHITTERS)
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Dude, look, I need you to listen,
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and I need you to tell
the rest, all right?
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The holes in the walls,
248
00:11:15,192 --> 00:11:17,021
the little holes you are
diggin' up in there,
249
00:11:17,017 --> 00:11:18,326
you can't do that anymore, all right,
250
00:11:18,323 --> 00:11:20,252
there's serious heat on right now.
251
00:11:20,248 --> 00:11:21,787
So I'm gonna set you up in the shed.
252
00:11:21,783 --> 00:11:23,982
Hey look, some chicken nuggets,
water, somethin' like that.
253
00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:26,377
- Is that cool?
- (RACCOON CHITTERS)
254
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,434
Dude...
255
00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:31,401
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
256
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,359
(RACCOON CHITTERS)
257
00:11:38,017 --> 00:11:40,087
(RUSTLING IN CLOSET)
258
00:11:41,547 --> 00:11:43,747
(FOOTSTEPS THUD ON STAIRS)
259
00:11:46,463 --> 00:11:50,272
- Hey, man. So good to see you.
- Hey.
260
00:11:50,262 --> 00:11:52,261
- I'm glad you're home.
- My, brother.
261
00:11:52,256 --> 00:11:54,055
Yes, Brian, I'm home.
262
00:11:54,051 --> 00:11:55,590
I'm home for a couple days, okay,
263
00:11:55,587 --> 00:11:57,446
until I deal with my own stuff
264
00:11:57,441 --> 00:11:59,180
and I sort out all this raccoon shit.
265
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,675
Okay, okay, okay, calm down,
calm down.
266
00:12:01,669 --> 00:12:04,378
- Breathe.
- (DEEP INHALE AND EXHALE)
267
00:12:04,372 --> 00:12:07,501
Let's go upstairs. Let's go upstairs.
268
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:10,193
- (RATTLING)
- Shh!
269
00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:19,877
So, have you seen the site?
Have you seen the reviews?
270
00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:23,206
Yes. I've read the reviews, Brian.
271
00:12:23,198 --> 00:12:25,367
And what you need to understand
272
00:12:25,361 --> 00:12:26,460
is that you can't please everyone.
273
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,627
WENDY: Brian! Trash pandas!
274
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:30,321
You know, people are
saying I'm on drugs,
275
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,086
but I'm not on drugs.
I wish I was on drugs.
276
00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:33,551
Look, okay, you're not on drugs.
277
00:12:33,548 --> 00:12:35,377
What are you doing downstairs,
when the raccoons are upstairs,
278
00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:37,042
driving Wendy out of the house?
279
00:12:37,038 --> 00:12:38,777
Okay, I'm not gonna let that happen.
280
00:12:38,773 --> 00:12:40,442
- WENDY: Brian!
- Come on, let's go.
281
00:12:40,438 --> 00:12:42,167
You're right.
282
00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:46,203
???
283
00:12:48,156 --> 00:12:50,886
You know what, Owen? You. You.
284
00:12:52,215 --> 00:12:54,645
You are the only one I
can count on right now.
285
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,140
(OWEN'S PHONE RINGS)
286
00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:06,797
(VOICE) This is Owen. This is
not a recording. I'm listening.
287
00:13:06,783 --> 00:13:09,883
CYNTHIA: Owen, where are you?
288
00:13:10,911 --> 00:13:14,011
No! No!
289
00:13:15,568 --> 00:13:17,237
Hey, Cynthia, it's Manny.
290
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:19,902
Manny, where are you guys right now?
291
00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:21,625
Should I tell her where we are?
292
00:13:21,621 --> 00:13:23,521
Yes, tell me where you are!
293
00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,749
What? What are you
doing in Brian's room?
294
00:13:27,743 --> 00:13:29,612
Uh, I've been sleeping
in here ever since
295
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,877
a raccoon crawled into bed
with me with a chicken wing,
296
00:13:31,871 --> 00:13:33,740
and started licking
my face in my sleep.
297
00:13:33,736 --> 00:13:36,035
Yeah that means he likes you.
That should be new for you.
298
00:13:36,029 --> 00:13:37,628
Probably shouldn't
screw it up this time.
299
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,324
No it doesn't, okay,
I tried to push them back
300
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,989
into their holes, and they bit me.
301
00:13:40,985 --> 00:13:43,824
- You don't push them!
- Oh... my... god,
302
00:13:43,817 --> 00:13:45,486
what is up with you and the raccoons?
303
00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:47,211
Nothing. Nothing. We just...
304
00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:49,606
we just kick it sometimes.
We shoot the shit. It's cool.
305
00:13:49,601 --> 00:13:52,170
That's not normal.
306
00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:54,202
Brian says you think the
raccoons are your friends.
307
00:13:54,197 --> 00:13:56,026
Brian says? Why are you
selling me under the bus?
308
00:13:56,022 --> 00:13:58,061
Okay, look, it's complicated.
Yes, they're my friends.
309
00:13:58,056 --> 00:14:00,155
I don't have many friends. Just
don't worry about it all right,
310
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,349
I'm gonna deal with it. Stay here.
311
00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:04,183
- I need my room, okay?
- Gross.
312
00:14:04,179 --> 00:14:06,508
It's not what you think.
313
00:14:06,502 --> 00:14:09,741
- (CLOSES DOOR)
- Yo! Quickly, quick, dude,
314
00:14:09,733 --> 00:14:11,332
we gotta talk.
315
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,268
Yo, Quig! Quig!
316
00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:17,499
(RACCOON CHITTERS) I'm
fillin' up the holes, man.
317
00:14:17,491 --> 00:14:19,350
(RACCOON CHITTERS)
318
00:14:19,345 --> 00:14:21,084
'Cause my mom asked me to, All right.
319
00:14:21,081 --> 00:14:22,780
You guys gotta chill out.
320
00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:24,845
Dude, we gotta make a deal, okay?
321
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,939
I'm gonna install like a magic door
322
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,973
so that you can get in from
the outside of the house,
323
00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:32,294
and into the walls, but you
can't make any more holes.
324
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,357
So we both gotta leave
this house. Good?
325
00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:36,723
- (RACOON CHITTERS)
- Okay.
326
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,550
(STAPLE GUN CLICKS)
327
00:14:43,237 --> 00:14:45,407
(RACOON CHITTERS)
328
00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:48,626
Okay.
329
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,222
I'm hungry, thank you.
330
00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:57,320
(RACOON CHITTERS)
331
00:14:57,317 --> 00:15:00,946
I don't know, dude,
I haven't tried it yet.
332
00:15:00,937 --> 00:15:02,277
- (CHOMPING)
- Mmm.
333
00:15:05,294 --> 00:15:07,603
Mmm. Mmm.
334
00:15:07,597 --> 00:15:10,026
No, I just, no, Quigley I just ate it,
335
00:15:10,021 --> 00:15:12,260
it's good. I like it. It's good.
336
00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:14,823
(RACOON CHITTERS) You
want me to eat it
337
00:15:14,817 --> 00:15:16,446
or you want me to give it back,
Quigley?
338
00:15:16,442 --> 00:15:18,681
Dude, I don't understand
what this game is.
339
00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:21,475
Are we splitting it,
or what's the plan?
340
00:15:21,468 --> 00:15:22,937
Quigley, dude, come back!
341
00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:25,403
No, Quig, come back, man!
Dude, come back!
342
00:15:25,397 --> 00:15:26,866
Don? Don?
343
00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:29,521
Who're you uh,
who're you talkin' to, man?
344
00:15:29,515 --> 00:15:32,324
And what are you eating?
345
00:15:32,317 --> 00:15:34,416
I'm eating a sandwich, Wendy.
346
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,180
Can you not see that?
How 'bout you leave me alone.
347
00:15:36,176 --> 00:15:38,375
Can I eat in peace?
348
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:40,569
Brian's masturbating in there.
Have fun.
349
00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:44,426
He's talkin' to raccoons
again, isn't he?
350
00:15:44,422 --> 00:15:45,821
Do Mom and Dad know about this?
351
00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:48,087
Yeah, they have for like a week now.
352
00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:49,821
(SIGHS) Okay, Brian, I need the room.
353
00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:52,116
Okay.
354
00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:54,040
(SHUTS OFF MACHINE, BAG RUSTLES)
355
00:15:58,502 --> 00:16:00,931
- Want some?
- No, God.
356
00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:03,925
(SIGHS)
357
00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:11,112
- You're the worst.
- Darren: I miss ya.
358
00:16:11,106 --> 00:16:14,745
- No you don't.
- I do. You don't believe me?
359
00:16:14,735 --> 00:16:16,534
Yeah, well I don't care.
360
00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:18,969
I care. Of course I care.
361
00:16:18,963 --> 00:16:22,732
Listen, I made a huge,
huge mistake, Wendy.
362
00:16:22,723 --> 00:16:25,152
You know?
363
00:16:25,146 --> 00:16:28,155
Can I make it up to ya? Wen, please?
364
00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:29,646
I just got my Manager cheque.
365
00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:31,912
I think that we go and hit the road.
366
00:16:31,906 --> 00:16:34,575
You know, motor inns, honky tonks,
367
00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:36,628
let's get the hell outta
this place, that's for sure.
368
00:16:36,623 --> 00:16:38,262
No, you what? Forget it, okay?
369
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,427
You actually ruined my life, so,
370
00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:43,121
so badly that I had to like
move in with my parents.
371
00:16:43,114 --> 00:16:45,583
And there are so many
raccoons in this house,
372
00:16:45,577 --> 00:16:47,246
you don't even understand.
373
00:16:47,242 --> 00:16:50,111
Raccoons? What's goin' on?
What're you talkin' 'bout?
374
00:16:50,104 --> 00:16:52,073
There are more raccoons in this house
375
00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:54,468
than seems plausible.
376
00:16:54,462 --> 00:16:56,932
CYNTHIA: Excuse us, sorry.
377
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,690
(KNOCKS)
378
00:17:00,684 --> 00:17:02,383
- Yes?
- Yeah, my husband's here.
379
00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:03,978
- No you can't.
- Come on. Pardon me.
380
00:17:03,975 --> 00:17:05,345
Oh gosh.
381
00:17:09,399 --> 00:17:12,068
No hugs, Owen. Start talkin'.
382
00:17:12,061 --> 00:17:13,861
(SIGHS)
383
00:17:17,257 --> 00:17:19,156
- Cynthia, who is this guy?
- Yeah.
384
00:17:19,151 --> 00:17:21,250
Oh Manny, this is Dev, from work.
385
00:17:21,245 --> 00:17:22,944
Yeah, he's givin' me a
hand getting home today.
386
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,079
Good, hi. Feel free to let me
know if you need anything.
387
00:17:25,074 --> 00:17:26,703
Oh, that's very kind
of you, thank you.
388
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,439
I'd love a latte and energy bar.
389
00:17:28,435 --> 00:17:30,534
Maybe some nuts and some fruit
for everybody, thank you.
390
00:17:30,529 --> 00:17:33,228
Sir?
391
00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:35,190
Hey, when you guys are
done ordering coffees,
392
00:17:35,185 --> 00:17:37,884
could someone please tell me
what the hell's goin' on?
393
00:17:37,878 --> 00:17:39,317
No, you keep typing.
394
00:17:39,314 --> 00:17:41,013
(VOICE) I assured Manny that
you would be supportive
395
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:43,678
and understanding through
this difficult time,
396
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,000
and not ask a lot of questions.
Love you.
397
00:17:45,994 --> 00:17:47,403
Okay, let me get this straight.
398
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,760
So, you take my company cars
399
00:17:50,661 --> 00:17:53,590
and fill them with crazy
cop buddies in order to go
400
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:56,652
and threaten some hillbillies
with flare guns.
401
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:58,514
Okay, is that how this went?
402
00:18:00,303 --> 00:18:02,902
'Cause that's how I got fired.
403
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:05,166
When were you gonna tell me, Owen?
404
00:18:06,227 --> 00:18:08,896
You want me to take over from here?
405
00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:10,989
All right.
406
00:18:12,818 --> 00:18:15,217
Firstly, I just wanna say that
407
00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:17,981
I'm really sorry you lost your job.
408
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:21,309
No, I'll take responsibility
for this one.
409
00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:23,802
And you always have
a job at Exquisite.
410
00:18:23,796 --> 00:18:27,065
Now, the reason why Owen
didn't want to say anything
411
00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:29,187
is because you had a
lot on your plate.
412
00:18:30,387 --> 00:18:31,586
Bowl of cereal.
413
00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:34,053
With respect to the launch.
414
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,376
So he was lookin' out for you.
415
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:39,169
There's a silver lining, and um,
416
00:18:39,162 --> 00:18:41,701
I've agreed to pay
these men off, and uh,
417
00:18:41,695 --> 00:18:43,894
Owen here has agreed to help me.
418
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:47,158
And uh, we're gonna be one big,
happy family again.
419
00:18:47,149 --> 00:18:49,249
Everything will be fine.
420
00:18:50,281 --> 00:18:52,410
(ENERGY BAR CRUNCHES)
421
00:18:52,404 --> 00:18:56,514
Great. Great, yeah,
oh just fine. Lovely.
422
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:04,922
DEV: Don't mind at all,
423
00:19:04,919 --> 00:19:06,248
I'll take the cats over to Shellers.
424
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,514
I'm on my way there anyway,
I have to get some Pampers.
425
00:19:08,508 --> 00:19:10,047
CYNTHIA: Thanks, Dev.
426
00:19:10,044 --> 00:19:11,944
(DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE)
427
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,100
Cynthia, if you need anything at all,
428
00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:17,667
I'm just a phone call away.
429
00:19:24,483 --> 00:19:27,982
(VOICE) I'm really sorry
about you losing your job.
430
00:19:27,973 --> 00:19:29,882
(SIGHS)
431
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,006
Look Owen, you're not a cop anymore.
432
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:34,000
It's not your injury that caused this,
433
00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:36,064
it's your old tough-guy mentality.
434
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,359
You don't have to go chasin'
bad guys all the time.
435
00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:42,292
(VOICE) You're right,
but I did it to protect you.
436
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,281
No more keeping secrets
from me to protect me.
437
00:19:45,273 --> 00:19:47,643
We're gonna face stuff together, okay?
438
00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:54,661
(DOOR OPENS)
439
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:01,555
Okay um, Mom, Dad,
I can't stay here anymore.
440
00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:02,846
It's drivin' me nuts,
441
00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:04,442
so I'm just gonna take
the money I have,
442
00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:06,277
and I'm gonna check
myself into a hotel.
443
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,342
Wendy, please, please don't
go. I need here, okay?
444
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,866
Hey, guys? Family meeting?
445
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:13,800
(SIGHS) I have some bad news.
446
00:20:17,122 --> 00:20:19,451
So, you've also been fired
447
00:20:19,445 --> 00:20:21,484
because of Dad and Manny's bullshit.
448
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,249
Congratulations, Dad,
449
00:20:23,245 --> 00:20:25,474
you're gettin' the whole family fired.
450
00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:26,838
Don!
451
00:20:28,759 --> 00:20:30,298
Get over here.
452
00:20:30,294 --> 00:20:33,163
You're the only one with a job
in the entire family now,
453
00:20:33,156 --> 00:20:35,285
- Raccoon Boy.
- Look, I'm sorry, okay,
454
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,289
I started this whole thing
with those Everley guys.
455
00:20:37,284 --> 00:20:39,413
I threw the first punch.
456
00:20:39,408 --> 00:20:42,007
(VOICE) It's not your fault,
it's mine.
457
00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:44,240
You really showed courage.
458
00:20:44,235 --> 00:20:47,674
Could someone please get me and
Wendy a glass of wine? I...
459
00:20:47,665 --> 00:20:51,034
Guys, we-we are gonna
get through this, okay,
460
00:20:51,025 --> 00:20:53,924
as a family. It's gonna be fine.
461
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,916
- (DON GROANS)
- (THUDS ON THE FLOOR)
462
00:20:55,911 --> 00:20:57,480
Don!
463
00:20:57,477 --> 00:21:00,076
- Ah!
- Oh! Oh! Don't-don't move!
464
00:21:00,069 --> 00:21:02,108
- Ah!
- Someone call 911!
465
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:04,303
(DON SCREAMS IN PAIN)
466
00:21:05,763 --> 00:21:07,563
Hi... Crawford.
467
00:21:07,613 --> 00:21:12,163
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