All language subtitles for Crawford s01e07 Please for Fish

Previously on "Crawford"...

MAN: One, two, three.

(BIG SPLASH) Woo!

(WATER BUBBLES)

(ENGINE RUMBLES, BRAKES SQUEAK)

(DOOR CREAKS)

Who the hell are you, huh?

This is private land. Everly land.

Ancient Everly land.

(VOICE) Good afternoon, we are
standing on government land.

- BRIAN: Dad!
- (COUGHING)

- Sorry!
- Oof!

- (PUNCHING THUDS)
- Ugh! UGH!

He came at me, we defended ourselves.

- Just take it easy, buddy.
- Hey chill, dude.

- You are on our property...
- Hey! Hey!

Next time, we are calling
the cops, all right?

- (DRYWALL TEARS)
- (FLOORBOARD SPLINTERS)

(RACCOONS CHITTER)

No.

BRIAN: you have a way with
animals and that's cool.

They threw this through
Exquisite showroom window.

It's photographs.

This looks like they
are starting a fire.

It does, doesn't it?

(BOTTLES AND CANS CLINK)

No man, I guess the
recycling is mixed up.

BRIAN: The old man has
been bent out of shape

ever since he got shot.

Wendy are you sitting?
It's about Cox.

How could you do this to me?

This is not what you think
it looks like. Wendy!

It's your loss, man, here we go!

Wait, you're gonna choke me out?

Real original, man!

- He's fine.
- Take him home, Brian.

Hell yeah.

Oh, thanks.

(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

(BIRDS CHIRP)

(TOOTHBRUSH RASPS)

(CHITTERS)

(DOOR OPENS)

Hey, dad. I'll rock out
with you if you want.

Shhh.

Mom's home. Vacation?

(VOICE) You mother and I are
gonna watch Netflix and chill.

(BLUEPRINTS RUSTLE)

WOMAN: Chris I'm breaking a ten.

Can I help you with something?

Uh, no. Um, I'm taken care of it.

I-I got a meeting, it's all good.

Okay, well, there's actually a
client waiting room for you

just around the corner. You
will be more comfortable there.

Great, okay, thanks.

Hey, do you know where I can get

a fantastic cup of coffee around here?

Oh, well there is decent-ish
coffee in the waiting room.

So, got you covered if you
are looking for decent.

Okay. See you later.

(TAPS)

(CAR RUMBLES)

(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)

(WOMAN YELLING ON THE STREET)

(TRAFFIC WHOOSHES)

You want me to make a passage
for you to the fish department,

like m-make a hole in
the grocery store?

(PHONE RINGS)

Dad, guess who's calling
again? It's Cox.

Man, why does that
guy keep on calling,

I mean, does he wanna
get choked out again?

Hey, can you teach me how
you choked that guy out

so I can take care of him again.

(EFFORT GRUNTS)

Dad, your hair smells like tires. Why?

I can't do it. Too big.

- Hey guys.
- Oh!

I haven't slept past 6
am in about 3 months.

Oh, oh what is this Owey up to?

(GASPS)

Oh...

oh, yeah.

Thank you.

You know what?

I'm gonna take the whole week off,

just to laze around, sleep in.
Order in.

I might even hit the wine

and hit some of dads goofballs.

Where are nanny's pillowcases?

Brian, nanny's pillowcases
the ones with the lace?

You know the ones I'm talking about.

No I don't. I don't know
what you are talking about.

Yeah, you do.

Where are they guys?
Hey guys where are they?

Where are they?

Dad, don't you remember that Don
used those for the Raccoons?

When she finds out what
happened to those things,

she's gonna freak.

We are going into
unchartered territory, man.

She's gonna go on a
full on cleaning rage.

I'm a target.

You are on your own, man.

(CHITTERS)

(PHONE CHIMES)

(VOICE) Brian said, you
used mom's pillowcase

for your precious raccoons.

(WATER SPLASHES)

REPORTER: ...which will make things
feel even hotter than they are.

We have a low pressure system
rolling in from the northwest,

which should keep warm weather
locked in for a few days.

Barometric pressure is holding...

(TAPE RASPS)

(WATER SPLASHES)

???

(PHONE RINGS, SIGHS)

Hi, it's Wendy, leave a message.

If it's Darren, fuck you!

(BEEP)

- (PHONE RINGS)
- Hello?

Hey dickhead, it's Cox.

Don't say anything for a second, okay?

Listen who is this guy Dallas?

Is t-that his name, Dallas?

- Dallas? Are you saying Dallas?
- Dallas, right?

Why are you calling me with this?

I-I don't know who Dallas
is, okay? Oh, shit!

I couldn't... (OBJECTS CLATTER)

Darren, could you, could
you repeat yourself?

You know who he is, Don.

Tell me how long Wendy has been
dating this guy, at least.

You know he keeps calling
my phone, he keeps...

Oh, oh. Actually Darren,
now that you mention it,

I do remember who Dallas is.

Dallas is the name of
the punch in the face

that's coming your way. Dummy.

Don I, I deserve that
punch in the face, man.

I do. I was an asshole. Okay?

I screwed up, I screwed up big time.

(SIGHS) I mean, you know
that your sister meant

everything to me, man.

She did and she still does.

I blew it.

Darren, I'm a,

I'm kind of having a day here, okay?

I can't really um, deal with
your stuff right now, bud.

Okay? Life, you know, it's
a solitary existence,

love hurts. Why don't you
just cry yourself to sleep

like the rest of us, okay?

Thanks, Don.

(BEADS CLANK)

(CHITTERS)

Yeah.

(WATER POURS)

(CHITTERS)

You okay? You were
zoning with them again.

Rita, I'm fine, I'm just tired.

Don, you're all janked up.
Look at your back.

I can help you.

Come here, come here.

(GULPS) Mmm.

- What, what are we doing?
- Okay turn around.

- Oh, oh.
- Okay.

So when you are zoning
in with them like that,

what is going on?

- - I don't know, I just like...
- My turn.

I just like make up names for them,

like people do with pets, Rita.

It's totally normal human
behaviour, they just...

You don't have to bounce me.

Sometimes they say things back to me.

Wait, sometimes they say things back?

Yeah, yeah. They just stay stuff like,

do you want to go dig for bugs?

Do you have ringworms?

Or, is your brother
losing his head fur?

You know stuff like that.

Suppose that sounds absolutely insane.

Don, I don't think you
sound insane at all,

because I don't thing you're insane.

I have watched those raccoons
when they look at you,

it's like they are in a
trance or something.

Can you tell me what it feels like?

I don't know how to explain
it, it's like, it's...

it's like I'm having thoughts.

But you know, they're not my thoughts.

It's, their talking is
like a single organism

and it starts to whisper and,
it's kinda growing into this...

(CHITTERS)

and I don't really know
what to think anymore.

It sounds to me like you're
in love with the raccoons.

- It's complicated.
- Love is complicated.

Now roll up your sleeve.

Hey hon.

What's with uh, all the recycling?

Where is it, where is it from?

Did you bring in recycling from
the rest of the neighbourhood?

(UPSET EXHALES)

Owen, Owen it's okay! It's okay.

It's okay, it's just a little misfire.

You know, you did
everybody a huge favour,

you did a good thing.
They're going to love that.

It's all right.
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

(DOOR SLAMS, ALARM BEEPS ON)

Sir, Owen. Cynthia, ma'am.

I got to talk to Wendy.
She's not picking up her phone,

she might be seeing someone now.

I gotta apologize, hey, let
me help you with that.

(BAGS CLANK)

Listen, you choked the
stupid out of me,

the last time I was here.

I-I was an idiot.

But, I'm an idiot that is
in love with your daughter.

So uh, you know, there
is a lot of garbage.

Why don't you let me help?

We don't need help with the garbage.

Especially not from human garbage,

from Midtown Pool Hall.

Yeah, right.

I suck and I know it.

A lot of people suck and that's fine.

I don't deserve Wendy and I
accept that we are broken up.

I just need to talk to her
and explain in person,

just one time.

Can you at least just
give her this? It's...

Please. Thank you.

I really appreciate this.

I guess I can understand
that reaction, that's fair.

I'll go.

You know, I always liked you guys.

You have sort of a liveliness
to you, I just uh,

was worried I wasn't smart enough.

I'll just put this here.

(CANS CLANK)

(DOOR SHUTS, ENGINE
ROARS, SQUEALS OFF)

(SIGHS) We're finally rid of him.

Don, Don! Your blood is clean!

Okay. Clean blood means
we're not dealing

with any radiated
ringworm hallucinations

or some bullshit. Which
leaves two explanations.

One, raccoons are
communicating with you

through mental telepathy

or two, you are experiencing
symptoms of a disorder

that you should speak
to someone about.

Which is cool, I thought
about doing it myself.

But it might correct some things
that don't need to be corrected.

- Like what?
- Like my love of animals over humans.

Animals here, humans here.

Then I guess you will
understand when I tell you,

I got animal calls to make
and things to do, Rita.

There's nothing wrong
with you, dickweed.

Also, never tell anyone
that I did your blood work

or your dead and we will
no longer be associates.

Who am I going to tell, Rita?
You're my only friend

and we are not even friends.

Good talk.

(FOOTSTEPS THUD)

(BANGING ON DOOR)

May I come in?

Oh, may I come in?

- Uh, sure.
- Coffee?

Ah, I see you found the waiting room.

Cream and sugar,
I hope that's all right?

I'm sorry to bother you at
work but you are Wendy?

- Owens' daughter right?
- Who wants to know?

I do, on behalf of my clients.

I'm following up in regards
to a peculiar situation

resulting in property damage;
arson actually.

My clients truck was set on fire.

- I don't uh...
- Look familiar?

I'm sure you understand why

I wanna ask you a few questions.

- I'm sorry, who are you?
- Oh, I'm how rude of me.

I'm Dallas Frasier, I'm a lawyer.

- No.
- All right well,

I look forward to uh,
speaking to you, real soon.

Oh, you can keep these pictures.

You sure are a wild one, aren't you?

So you're taking pictures of me?

No, no, no, my clients are doing that.

But w-what's your arsonists
boyfriends name again?

- Oh, Manny!
- No, wrong! He's so gay.

(DOOR SLAMS, OBJECTS CLATTER)

Vacation is off. I'm cleaning today.

Full on cleaning and
finding those pillowcases.

Oh hey, there's still
time to return the bags

before the truck comes.

(PHONE CHIMES)

(SIREN WAILS IN THE DISTANCE)

(VOICE) Get your ass home and explain

where mom's pillowcases are.

Hey hon, are you done already?

Oh, that's great, after you're
done returning the recycling

you can come upstairs and
help me wash the floors

and the windows.

(DOOR OPENS)

(EXASPERATED SIGH)

(DOOR SHUTS)

(SPRAY HISSES)

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

(PAPERS RUSTLE)

(SINISTER MUSIC)

???

???

(BREATHS HEAVILY)

Now I'm involved too, dad.

He knew my name, he knew you,

he seemed to imply that you
burnt his clients truck.

- (VOICE) They're lying.
- Yeah, are you sure?

Because he called me a wild one,

And Manny, my arsonist boyfriend.

Why would someone come ask
me all these questions

unless they're threatening me?

(VOICE) These men are cowards,
no need for concern.

Don't tell your mother.

Okay, then shut it down.

And in the future if you are
gonna go around kicking ass

instead of calling Manny and Brian,

you can call me and
I'll bring my boys;

a Spank and Moxy.

(VOICE) You're right, I will
include you in the future.

Okay, now, what are we gonna
do about this right now?

- Owen!
- Hi Lieutenant Grady.

Yeah, my dad wants to talk to you.

(VOICE) This is Owen.
This is not a recording.

Owen, everything okay?
Is anything wrong?

(DOORS OPEN)

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

We looked into this
Dallas Frasier guy.

- Look at his goofy picture.
- Yeah, that's the guy.

That's the creep who
came to my office.

Yeah, he's just a low
level mall lawyer.

Punch in the face kind of guy.

He's working for those dirty
freak brothers, Paul and Bryan.

It's clear they're mounting
some kind of case.

It has to be linked to the
night in question when we,

when Manny sent a message.

(VOICE) And Manny?

There's been no police reports,
no fire department, nothing.

They reported nothing. So
that's what this is, nothing.

Worst case, he fired a flare
gun in a dispute. Not illegal.

I saw it with my own eyes.

The truck wasn't on fire when we left.

I put it out myself.

(VOICE) They burned it themselves.

We will find out exactly
what they did. Trust me.

You don't have to be concerned
with this Dallas guy.

He is a mall lawyer looking
for a quick settlement.

Yeah, he's a real punch
in the face kind of guy.

Oh, I miss when you could
punch guys in the face.

We'll be in touch. C'mon Reno.

- Over there?
- Reno!

So, what's the deal
with mom's pillowcases?

I didn't do anything,
why are you mad at me?

(CAR RUMBLES)

(LOUD RADIO PLAYS)

- How was your day Wendy?
- Oh it was uh, very good,

super normal, super regular.

Oh Don. Start talking.

Okay... mom, I screwed up.

I know that, I just,
when I started working

with the raccoons I had to improvise,

so the first thing I reached
for were those pillowcases,

- they were right there.
- Unbelievable.

- Your nana's pillowcases.
- I know,

but they were the perfect
size for raccoons

and they have holes
in them, and the lace

and they can breath in
there and it's soft.

Oh wow, um, you know, I'm really glad

they are comfy for raccoons,
that's great.

Those pillowcases are precious to me,

they are all I have left of my nana.

You jacked up mom's pillowcases?

Mom, look,

I think I have cleaned a
couple of these, all right?

Now if you just come
over here I think,

I think they look pretty okay.

Uh, you know, they look
okay on two sides.

We could always put
them on the guest bed.

I'm sorry I didn't mean to
make you mad or upset you

or do whatever it is I always do.

Don, it's all right.
What's done is done.

Yeah.

Are things okay at the new
place? Are you sleeping?

- It's good.
- Because you look dehydrated.

The raccoons make a lot
of noises at night,

- but I'm getting used to it.
- What?

Nothing, Wendy. Shut up.

The reason I ask, is while I
was cleaning I found this.

- No, no, no, no...
- How long has it been?

I was, this is a hobby.
This is my personal, no,

I was hoping I couldn't
talk about this

is front of the family, this
is a personal thing of mine.

You're right, you're right. I'm sorry.

But you know, maybe, now is a
good time to talk about it.

I think this raccoon thing is
becoming a bit of an obsession.

No, no it's not an obsession.

It's a job guys, it's
a job. It's just...

When you moved back in,

I put you back on the medical plan,

so you know maybe if you
wanna talk to somebody.

Hey, okay, look I got
to say something.

It was me who lost the
pillowcases, okay?

I took them and I went out
and played with friends.

And it got really windy,
you know how windy it gets,

and it blew away and I'm sorry.

Brian, I already told her. We're good.

Okay. Cool.

Is that poutine?

Everything okay?

No, I think I might need to get help.

I'm losing my mind, Brian,

I think I might need to
talk to a professional.

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