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(Waves crashing)
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(Seagulls cry)
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BOY: Most people
think of themselves as individuals,
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that there 's no-one on the planet like them.
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This thought motivates them
to get out of bed,
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eat food, and walk around
like nothing's wrong.
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My name is Oliver Tate.
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ALEX TURNER: Stuck On The Puzzle (Intro)
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I'm not the kind of fool
who's gonna sit and sing to you
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About stars, girl
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But last night I looked up
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Into the dark half of the blue
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And they'd gone backwards
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TEACHER: "What kind of young person am I?"
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That's the challenge. We talk about challenges.
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Well, that's the challenge
I'm giving you this term.
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A gauntlet, so to speak.
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But this gauntlet is also an opportunity.
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An opportunity for self-discovery.
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What do I mean by "self-discovery"?
Mark Pritchard?
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- Having a wank, sir?
- (Suppressed laughter)
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Discovery of the self.
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Who am I?
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OLIVER:
I find that the only way to get through life
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is to picture myself
in an entirely disconnected reality.
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I often imagine
how people would react to my death.
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Mr Dunthorneis quavering voice
as he makes the announcement.
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The shocked faces of my classmates.
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A playground bedecked with flowers.
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The empty stillness of a school corridor
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Local news analysis.
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Oliver Tate was a popular
and much-loved pupil.
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Many of the people I've spoken to here
referred to him as an example.
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He was so funny and so smart.
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He's gonna be really missed.
It's so bad. He's so young.
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OLIVER: Tear-streaked tributes.
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(Sobbing muffles speech)
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I just wanted to hug him. I just wish I had.
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I wish I could have said goodbye,
but I never said anything to him.
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OLIVER: The steady stoicism of my parents.
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All the girls liked him.
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Other boys respected him,
looked up to him, I guess.
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Candlelit vigils.
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We are witnessing incredible,
unprecedented scenes of quiet devotion.
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Behind me a vigil that's been repeated
all over the country.
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A testimony to the love felt for Oliver Tate
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and the loss felt by his friends...
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and, frankly, by Wales on the whole.
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And, finally, my glorious resurrection.
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Don't ask how. Just know
that I'm now more powerful than ever.
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OLIVER: Let's get off.
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(Whispers) Zoe.
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Zoe, this is for you. it's yours.
It has your name on it. Take it.
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- it's not mine.
- Please take it.
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That note seems fascinating, Oliver Tate.
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You know the rules. Stand up and read it out.
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I can't. it's Zoe's.
She gave it to me and I was gonna...
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(Bell rings)
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Saved by the bell once again, Mr Tate.
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All right, take your time.
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I know you're all gagging
to get to double Biology but don't rush.
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Jordana Bevanb only real flaws
are her sporadic bouts of eczema.
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Other than that, she has many qualities.
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She never speaks about herself
She could be anything.
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Perhaps she's a Fabian.
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That would make her a socialist
who advocates gradual change.
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She's moderately unpopular,
which makes a romance between us more likely.
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She's also a girl- to be seen with her
would improve my street cred,
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which, though high, could be higher.
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Lastly, she's now single,
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cos Mark Pritchard cheated on her
with Abby Smuts at the school disco.
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The full extent of the betrayal
is still the subject of speculation.
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Chips knows there 'S
nothing more attractive than a bully.
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He also knows that Zoe Preece
is a legitimate target
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because she's overweight
and won't accept notes in class.
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Essentially, I disapprove of bullying.
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Jordana seems to enjoy it in moderation.
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I must not let my principles
stand in the way of progress.
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I must be willing to adapt.
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Keep up, Tubs!
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This was the correct decision.
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Give it back now!
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This was a vivid memory of youth This wa
would cherish when I was old and frail.
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Oh!
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Catch. Straight into the hands.
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We were working as a team,
testing each other's limits,
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challenging one another's bourgeois
assumptions of what was acceptable.
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ZOE: Oh, grow up! Grow up!
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I knew that these events - although
hard to bear at this precise moment-
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would help build Zoe Preece's
character in the long term.
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Aargh!
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(They laugh)
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Wanker!
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(Mouths)
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Honestly, Zoe, it was an accident.
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I mean, it was just unlucky
that you were there and that you fell in.
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We were playing...sort of like a game.
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And you can replace the stuff
that was in your bag.
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- I'm not saying it's cheap...
- Fuck off and die!
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In many ways, I prefer my own company.
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It gives me time to think.
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I suppose it's a bit of an affectation,
but I often read the dictionary.
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My word for today is "flagitious'§
which means wickedly shameful.
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I live in a large house with my parents.
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They tell me that our area
has breathtaking scenery.
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I'm not sure I believe in scenery.
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However the views allow me
to spy on our new neighbours.
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I don't know them yet
but they seem like terrible human beings.
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Ninjas.
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My parents have not had sex
for seven months.
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I've been monitoring their intimacy
via the dimmer switch in their bedroom.
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I know when they've been at it
because the dial will be set to halfway.
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I wish life could be more like
American soap operas.
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Then, whenever things got dramatic,
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you could just fade the picture down
and pick things up again later
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Can you tell your mother to hurry up?
I'll be waiting in the road.
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- You look nice.
- Thank you.
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Yeah, you look good for your age. For a mum.
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Mum's getting the bus.
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MAN: So...l inherited it all.
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Well, er, it's been terrific. Small world, all that.
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It's such a lovely area.
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This used to be Jill's grandmother's house,
right?
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Yes.
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The hours we spent up in that room,
listening to records, hatching plans.
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Right, yes.
So are you going to be selling up?
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Just gonna let things take their own path.
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- You have a good day, Lloyd.
- OK, cheers, Graham.
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- Give my love to Jill.
- Will do.
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- Ciao, Lloyd.
- Goodbye.
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- You go get 'em, killer.
- I will.
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As usual, Dad drops me 800 yards from school.
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That way, I can slip in unnoticed, like a torpedo.
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Watch your step, motherfucker! Ha-ha
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You've got to wake up.
How many times have I told you?
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- Ellis?
- Yes, sir.
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- Griffiths?
- Here, sir.
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- Harris?
- Yes, sir.
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- Davies?
- Yes, sir.
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- Morris?
- Sir.
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Preece?
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Preece? Anyone seen Zoe?
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- Tate?
- Yeah, present.
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- Pritchard?
- Yes.
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Smuts?
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Wanker!
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Zoe Preece hasn 't been in school for a while,
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so I've written a pamphlet
on how to break out of the victim cycle.
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I've also given her two examples to inspire hen
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Firstly, Rhydian Bird,
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who pulled his trousers down to far?
and followed through,
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calling an unhealthy turd onto the tarmac.
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But instead of looking embarrassed,
he screamed with laughter and pointed.
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Nobody could tease him about it
cos he was so proud.
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How do you even know all men read poems?
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All men do, unless you're gay. Are you gay?
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Secondly Chips.
He wasn 't even considered hot
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until the Watkins twins stabbed him
in the back with Compasses.
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He said nothing, showed no discomfort
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as his shirt blossomed with blood poppies.
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His stoicism reminded me of the brave men
who died in the First World War.
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Chips is an outstanding bully.
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He once made our Religious Education teacher
cry using only Blu- Tack.
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Right, now, now, now.
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I don't quite know what I am yet.
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I've tried smoking a pipe...
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..flipping coins...
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listening exclusively to French crooners.
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Other times I go to the beach
and stare at the sea.
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Someone made a documentary
about a prominent thinker
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who struggled with unspeakable loss.
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I've even had a brief hat phase.
But nothing stuck.
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- Gene.
- What?
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The most secure route to Zoe is big Gene,
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who, over the last few months,
has become her only friend and confidante.
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Gene told me that Zoe had moved schools.
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She was very unhappy because she was bullied
and one boy even pushed her into a pond.
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Oh...l had no idea.
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I persuaded her to give Zoe the pamphlet
by saying it was a love letter.
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It's a big love letter.
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I've got a big heart.
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Sometimes I wish there was a #film crew
following my every move.
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I imagine the camera craning up
as I walk away.
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But, unless things improve,
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the biopic of my life will only have
the budget for a zoom out.
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I feel bad, cutting into his head.
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Why? It's just a fucking frog.
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It's still a thing, though. It had life.
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Where do you think they get the frogs?
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I don't know.
Probably a lake or a river nearby.
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They probably have a guy that does it.
I could End out.
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- I don't actually want to know.
- Neither do I.
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- I'm just saying. You asked...
- I wonder where Fat is.
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- Zoe?
- Mm.
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- She hasn't been in school for a while.
- I hadn't noticed.
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I thought you would have.
She leaves a big gap.
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She's not on my radar.
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- ls it cos we pushed her into the pond?
- I didn't push her.
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- Think she's weeping herself to death?
- I didn't push her.
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Maybe you should write to her.
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Maybe you should write her
a pamphlet or something.
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What do you think?
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What is this?
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What do you want from me?
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Meet me under the railway bridge after school
and we'll take it from there.
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JORDANA:
Bring a Polaroid camera and a diary.
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OK?
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(Train clatters by overhead)
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- Got the camera and the diary?
- Do you have the pamphlet?
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Give me the camera.
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OK.
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Now kneel down.
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Please, Jordana... What is this?
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Kneel down.
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Close your eyes.
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(Train clattering)
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We kissed until our lips felt swollen.
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Her mouth tasted of milk, Polo mints
and Dunhill International.
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OK. Now take out the diary
and write today's date.
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Write a few paragraphs on how excited
you are to have kissed me.
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Mention what a dick Mark Pritchard is
and slag off Abby Sluts.
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- it's Smuts.
- Let's call her Sluts.
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I sit next to her in Geography, so we're mates.
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I don't need your life stony.
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Wow. You look mentally retarded.
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Have you ever kissed anyone before?
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I had in fact only kissed
one person before - Zoe Preece.
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It was after the Cowboys And Indians
school disco.
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I told her if we were going to do it,
we had to hide behind the refectory.
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Her tongue was blue
from blackcurrant squash.
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It smouldered in the cold.
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OK, I've done it.
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Good.
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- Can I have the pamphlet now?
- No.
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- What will you do with the photos?
- Leave them lying around school.
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For people to accidentally ind.
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Oh.
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What are you complaining about?
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This is conclusive proof
that you might not be gay.
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CHILDREN: Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord!
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Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord!
242
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,936
Come on, gay boy, take back
what you said about me!
243
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,775
I take it back. I take it back.
244
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,657
And admit that you're in fact a gaylord.
245
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,738
(Jeering)
246
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,869
No. Do not admit it.
247
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,451
- Do not admit that.
- Shut up, Chips.
248
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,662
Fine. I'm gay. I'm very gay.
249
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,826
(Shouting and laughter)
250
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,754
And Jordana's a slut.
251
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,499
- Jordana is a slut.
- No.
252
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,168
Say it. Say it!
253
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,961
No.
254
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,006
Don't be a dick, Mark. Just let him go.
255
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,178
Fine. I'll let him go.
256
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,097
I'll let him go.
257
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,143
If...he admits you're a slut.
258
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,185
- Ooh.
- Just say it, gay boy.
259
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,229
Say it.
260
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:58,662
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Fucking big gay.
261
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,879
I was completely overbalanced.
262
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,671
It was luck. I'm gonna get him for this.
I'll bring him so much pain.
263
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,215
Probably catch him like he caught me,
on the sly.
264
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,847
Blood.
265
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,894
- Are you gonna get up now?
- Yeah. Sorry, yeah.
266
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,334
- You've got scaly hands.
- it's eczema.
267
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,411
Now that we had kissed
for non-blackmail purposes,
268
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,581
I thought it gentlemanly
to escort Jordana home.
269
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:28,126
When there, I asked if
she was my girlfriend now. And she said:
270
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,294
I'll think about it.
271
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,256
But what she meant was, yes.
272
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,967
We are now as one.
273
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,976
(Gulls crying)
274
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,703
Whenever I'm late home from school,
275
00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,082
my mother assumes I've been abducted
and left to drown in a lake.
276
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,702
There he is. Oliver?
277
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,750
My mother is worried
that I have mental problems.
278
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,336
I found a book about
teenage paranoid delusions
279
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,093
during a routine Search
of my parents' bedroom.
280
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,472
After that, I started slipping choice phrases
into our conversation.
281
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,554
My body has been replaced by a shell.
My organs are made of stone.
282
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,560
- I've been dead for years.
- Right.
283
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,940
My mother is naturally neurotic and in her youth
even dreamed of being an actress.
284
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:28,103
Until she was told by a speech therapist
her tongue was too big for her mouth.
285
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:32,570
Now she works for the council's Legal
and Democratic Services department.
286
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,197
(Photocopier whirs)
287
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,408
One of the rules in her office
288
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,573
- is that if it's your birthday...
- Ta-da.
289
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,368
... you are held responsible
for bringing your own cake to work.
290
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,582
- Happy birthday, Jill.
- Thank you.
291
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,793
Oliver?
292
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,833
Oliver, come here.
293
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,547
Come here.
294
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,379
Where are you going, Oliver?
295
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,931
OK, sit up.
296
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:07,816
- Are you being victimized again?
- No. I'm never victimized.
297
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,602
You were, in primary school and Cubs.
298
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,897
- I don't remember.
- I do. There was a lot of crying.
299
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,860
- Is it drug related?
- How?
300
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,900
- I don't know. You tell me.
- it's not.
301
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,943
- Your pupils are huge.
- it's dark.
302
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,909
- ls it self-harm?
- Why would I punch myself in the eye?
303
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,824
- I really don't know.
- I wouldn't. This is stupid.
304
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,870
I'm not going anywhere
until you tell me the truth.
305
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,665
OK, I got into a Tight.
306
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,254
I was defending the honour of my girlfriend.
307
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,885
GK, fine.
308
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,012
You're not being serious, it's fine.
309
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,048
No, I am. I have a girlfriend now.
310
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,092
- Really?
- Yeah.
311
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,680
- Do you?
- Yeah.
312
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,311
- Really?
- Yeah.
313
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,347
Of course.
314
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,858
Yes, of course. I mean, why wouldn't... I didn't...
315
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,940
- Did you think I was...
- No, I didn't. Come here.
316
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,104
(She grunts)
317
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,370
What a lovely little chat. You're doing so well.
318
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,305
So?
319
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,341
K-nock, k-nock, can I come in?
320
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,011
This was the happiest
I 'd seen my father for years.
321
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,390
Not too long ago, I discovered
an empty bottle of anti-depressants,
322
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:32,185
during another routine search
of my parents' bedroom.
323
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,400
My research indicates it all started
when he was sacked from his job
324
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,486
presenting on the Open University.
325
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,525
My father is a marine biologist,
326
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,662
and introduced a segment
called Mysteries Of The Deep.
327
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,697
But he was an uneasy screen presence
328
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,458
and never knew quite what to do with his hands.
329
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,874
After his dismissal,
he spent several days in bed,
330
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,881
drinking hot lemon from the same mug
and never washing it,
331
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,008
a key sign of one of his downturns.
332
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:59,261
Now he works at the local university,
333
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,388
doing a job he Ends difficult to explain
334
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,551
to anyone without
a degree-level knowledge of fish.
335
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,306
Listen, I hope you don't mind.
336
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,396
But your mother informs me
that you have a girlfriend.
337
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,903
Is there anything I can help you with there?
338
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,813
I'm not sure yet. I'll let you know.
339
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,573
OK. All right.
340
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,575
Yes. Er...listen...
341
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,237
I know you think I'm very boring, you know.
342
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:29,701
But once...l ripped my vest off
in front of a woman
343
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:33,125
and er...it was very effective, actually.
344
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,254
I know.
345
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,757
It produced a very atavistic response.
346
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,089
That's just something to bear in mind.
347
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:44,386
And listen, I made you a cassette recording.
348
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:50,434
It's a compilation of songs I used to listen to
during some of my early formative relationships.
349
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,769
Plus a couple of things I thought you might dig.
350
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,277
I think music can make things seem
a bit more real, sometimes,
351
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,233
- if you know what I mean.
- Thanks.
352
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,444
I've also included some break-up songs
towards the end,
353
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,201
just in case things don't work out.
354
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:09,412
Which, obviously, you know, that isn't the aim,
though, I'm gonna tell you, it is likely.
355
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,242
Passion rarely lasts, I'm afraid.
356
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:14,703
All right, well...
357
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,714
good night and erm...well done!
358
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,592
It's an achievement. It really is, of sorts.
359
00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:21,843
Good night, son.
360
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:43,657
Tomorrow I'll be quicker
361
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,532
I'll stare into the strobe light flicker
362
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:50,619
And afloat I'll stay
363
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:57,672
But I'm quite all right hiding today
364
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,964
I Tomorrow I'll be faster
365
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,673
I'll catch what I've been chasing after
366
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:09,843
And have time to play
367
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:16,857
But I'm quite all right hiding today
368
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:23,856
And I will play the coconut shy
369
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,862
And win a prize even if it's rigged
370
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,702
I won't know when to stop
371
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,037
And you can leave off my lid
372
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:38,204
And I won't even lose my fizz
373
00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:42,834
I'll be the polka dots type
374
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:48,723
I'll know the way back if you know the way
375
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,600
But if you are, I am quite all right
376
00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:00,226
Hiding today
377
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:04,571
Jordana and I enjoyed a glorious
atavistic fortnight of lovemaking,
378
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,983
humiliating teachers and bullying the weak.
379
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:10,653
I've already turned these moments
into the Super-8 footage of memory.
380
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:19,749
Tomorrow I'll be stronger
381
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,419
Running colorful
382
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,427
No longer just in black and white
383
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:33,635
And quite all right hiding tonight
384
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:40,684
And I will have a game on the coconut shy
385
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,943
And win a prize even if it's rigged
386
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:50,781
I I won't know when to stop
and you can leave off my lid
387
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:54,948
And I won't even lose my fizz
388
00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:59,873
I'll be the polka dots type
389
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:05,583
I'll probably swim through a few lagoons
390
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,626
I'll have a spring in my step
391
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,592
And I'll get there soon
392
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,928
To sing you a happy tune
393
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,302
Tomorrow
394
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,972
And you'd better bring a change of clothes
395
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:26,021
So we can sail our laughing pianos
396
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,821
Along a beam of light
397
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:40,164
But I'm quite all right hiding tonight
398
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,834
it's fucking ridiculous! How long's it been?
399
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,673
Two weeks. it's fucking ridiculous!
400
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,837
I'm not bothered. We've as good as done it.
401
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,008
Never take more than a week
between everything but and stuffing it in.
402
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,017
She's taking the piss. Keiron, back me up.
403
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,099
- She's taking the piss, man.
- Thank you.
404
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:01,263
Watch out, she's looking.
405
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,435
Is she still looking?
406
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,195
Yep.
407
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:12,400
Jordana hates any place
that could be termed romantic.
408
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:15,820
With this in mind, I took her to
one of my favourite industrial estates,
409
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,988
for some quality one-on-one time.
410
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,041
This is nice, isn't it?
411
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,377
JORDANA: Yeah, it's not bad.
412
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,218
OLIVER:
I mean, you know, we get on pretty well.
413
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,217
JORDANA: Yeah, it's fun.
414
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,682
And we're getting more and more intimate.
415
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:42,892
Intimate?
416
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,229
Yeah, you know, we've done things.
We've been intimate.
417
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,228
We have been intimate, yeah.
418
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,487
My parents are going to the cinema
on Thursday.
419
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:57,403
It's a tradition. They go every Thursday evening.
420
00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,571
So what I'm saying is, it's empty.
421
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,749
The house. On Thursday. The house is empty.
422
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,161
On Thursday evening, it's an empty house.
423
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,204
So what do you think?
424
00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:10,170
Are you asking me to come round
and have sex with you?
425
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:13,506
If I say yes, does that lessen
the chance of you wanting to?
426
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:16,468
Before I answer that,
I just want to check one thing.
427
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:19,099
- Yeah, sure. What is it?
- it's quite serious.
428
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:23,263
Of course, yeah. Go ahead, you should
be able to ask what you want to ask.
429
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,936
Will the house be empty?
430
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,771
Write down the reasons why I should.
431
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:47,953
OK.
432
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,960
It's Thursday. You're going to the cinema?
You should leave.
433
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,969
Is that what you wear to lounge around?
434
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,301
Your father doesn't want to go out
all of a sudden.
435
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,558
I've been looking forward to it.
I didn't realise there'd be others.
436
00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:04,140
- They're our neighbours.
- Who, the ninjas?
437
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,897
It's Thursday, our cinema night.
it's not a free-for-all.
438
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,649
Do not call them ninjas, Oliver. it's racist.
439
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,980
He's white.
440
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,316
They don't strike me as big Eric Rohmer fans.
441
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,652
Why don't the three of you just go and see
some tat at the Odeon?
442
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,567
- I'll just stay in.
- You should both go.
443
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,736
- So rude, Lloyd.
- (Doorbell)
444
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,155
(Rings again)
445
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,324
Oh, for God's sake.
446
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,085
- Oh, Graham.
- Whoa!
447
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,175
- Oh, not really...
- Hey.
448
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,181
- Oh, thanks.
- (Chuckles)
449
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,342
Are you all right?
450
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:45,852
- Whoargh!
- (Giggles)
451
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,263
You look lovely.
452
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,852
- Thank you very much.
- Sorry I'm a bit early.
453
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:53,690
It's just, there's a fantastic
noodle bar right next to the cinema.
454
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,196
Kim-Lin and I would love to take
you and Lloyd...
455
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,198
- Ninjas.
- My treat.
456
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,860
- Very sweet.
- No need to take two cars, right?
457
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,528
Plenty of room in the van.
458
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,197
Do you mind jumping in the back, here, Lloyd?
459
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:10,786
Hop right in there,
make yourself comfortable.
460
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,331
All right there, buddy? Great.
461
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,917
(Van starts)
462
00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:49,199
(Clock ticking)
463
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,258
(Wind howling)
464
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,069
(Doorbell rings)
465
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:31,324
Thanks for living up a fucking hill.
466
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,417
Sorry, I had to er...go to the toilet.
467
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,124
I'm OK now. It doesn't matter.
468
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,715
Just gonna top this up quickly.
469
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:45,547
There we go.
470
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,726
To us, and a wonderful evening of lovemaking.
471
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,932
Can you just get off my shoulders?
472
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,100
I'm just directing you, just...
473
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:01,773
Right, OK, just don't open them.
I'll tell you when. Stay there.
474
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,362
- What, now?
- Yeah.
475
00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,491
Fucking hell, you're a serial killer.
476
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:16,420
I'm sorry for that.
I didn't know whether you'd like it.
477
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,876
But we can learn from it. I've learned from it.
478
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:22,213
I think you've learned from it.
Maybe we could start again.
479
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,174
- I've gotta go home.
- OK, cool. You should go home.
480
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:29,433
I'll give you this. it's just a letter
I was gonna give you. Just take it.
481
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,593
It's nothing.
482
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,600
- Sorry, but...
- No, no, I... Yeah...
483
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,765
- You...
- OK, bye.
484
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:54,408
Dear Jordana, thank you for letting me
explore your perfect body.
485
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:55,700
I could drink your blood.
486
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,041
You're the only person I would allow
to be shrunk to microscopic size
487
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,457
and swim inside me
in a tiny submersible machine.
488
00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:04,376
We've lost our virginity
but it wasn't like losing anything.
489
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:08,719
You're too good for me.
You're too good for anyone. Sincerely, Oliver.
490
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,135
Don't get cocky.
491
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,063
(Wind howls)
492
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,239
- (Door slams)
- How was the Elm?
493
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,744
I'm going to bed.
494
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,451
It's nice to see something lightweight
once in a while,
495
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,082
that you don't have to think about.
496
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,083
Relationships are tough, aren't they?
497
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,786
You should be in bed, Oliver.
498
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:29,299
Tonight, I stumbled across
an encyclopedia entry on ultrasound.
499
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:33,261
Ultrasound is a sound vibration
too high frequency to be audible.
500
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,176
It was first developed to locate
submerged objects -
501
00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:40,143
submarines, depth charges, Atlantis and such.
502
00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,273
Some animals, like bats, dolphins and dogs
503
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,776
can hear within the ultrasonic frequency.
504
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,936
But no human can.
505
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,777
No-one can truly know
what anyone thinks or feels.
506
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,941
What's inside Mum?
507
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,028
What's inside Dad?
508
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,951
What's inside Jordana?
509
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:01,539
We 're all traveling under the radar, undetected.
510
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,703
And no-one can do a thing about it.
511
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:07,340
- Any more word from Graham?
- Nothing to report, Jackie.
512
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,173
- We went to the cinema as normal.
- How did that go?
513
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,587
Awkward, of course.
514
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:14,347
Lloyd sulked
because we watched Crocodile Dundee
515
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,180
rather than one of his dark numbers,
I don't know.
516
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,221
But I really laughed.
I thought it was very charming.
517
00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:23,982
And I could see why someone like her
would go for someone like him.
518
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:27,610
Graham is still very attractive.
He probably felt threatened.
519
00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:30,739
Lloyd is far too self-involved
to feel threatened, Jackie.
520
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,774
He knows Graham was your first love...
521
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,818
- He wasn't my first love.
- Come on.
522
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:36,361
- I was 18.
- Pardon?
523
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,906
18. Look, I've got to go. I'll call you back.
524
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:41,166
Actually, I'll see you tomorrow, OK.
525
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,369
(Hangs up)
526
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,162
Lloyd?
527
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,872
Were you listening in to that?
528
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,916
LLOYD: Sorry, what?
529
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:52,381
I could hear you breathe, Lloyd.
530
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,561
Why hadn't my parents told me
that Graham was Mum 's first love?
531
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,020
No wonder their cinema outing
had ended in such a schism.
532
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,934
I can only assume the subject
of wife-swapping was raised
533
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:10,024
and Dad didn't feel emotionally ready.
534
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,235
Is it possible that Mum would cheat on Dad?
535
00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,320
Will they get divorced?
536
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:16,700
They don't even row.
537
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,862
They just have discussions.
538
00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,703
I'm going to have to increase my surveillance.
539
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,772
Good night, Oliver.
540
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,303
(Wind howls)
541
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,403
(Grunts enthusiastically)
542
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,991
Yargh, yargh, yargh!
543
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,328
Yargh, yargh, yargh!
544
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,039
Yargh!
545
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,424
(Gulls screeching)
546
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,180
Thank you very much, Jeff.
547
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,817
I got you these books.
They're really meaningful to me.
548
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:16,105
This is Shakespeare's most mature work,
miles better than Hamlet.
549
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:17,989
Just more developed thematically.
550
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:21,868
And this is Nietzsche, one of the most
influential philosophers of modern time.
551
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,030
I don't agree with all he says
but he makes some interesting points.
552
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,791
And this is The Catcher In The Rye,
a great modern American novel.
553
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,827
Salinger's very influential.
554
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,462
Why are you doing this?
555
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:36,170
I thought it'd be nice to get some
mutual interest, now we've had sex,
556
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,630
other than spitting and setting things on tire.
557
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,670
Why would I want to be more like you?
558
00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:43,010
Just try not to crack the spines or burn them.
559
00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:46,676
We should get in. It starts in an hour.
I want to get a good seat.
560
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,472
It's rude to leave a film before it's Finished.
561
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,891
- Who to?
- The film-makers.
562
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,434
- How do they know?
- They just do.
563
00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:56,228
- How?
- They do.
564
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,523
- There wasn't even any sound on it.
- There was never intended to be.
565
00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:01,817
- Then why did they write it?
- Kiss me.
566
00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,285
(Laughing) Get off me!
567
00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:07,406
- What are you doing?
-Just kiss me.
568
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,791
(Laughing) Get the fuck off me, you freak.
569
00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,714
That was fucking ridiculous.
570
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,295
"Kiss me!" Who says that?
571
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:21,132
- It was a kiss. I tried to be romantic.
- What the fuck?
572
00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,763
- You were crushing my face.
- Yeah, in a romantic way.
573
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,390
I'm not in the mood.
574
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:30,136
It seems pretty clear
that Mum is having an affair.
575
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:33,682
Why else would she be at the hairdresser's
with Graham the ninja?
576
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:36,442
He probably makes sure
all his prospective sex partners
577
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,821
are salon fresh before impregnating them
with a ninja love child.
578
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:40,696
Cheers.
579
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:44,325
Mum normally just gets a trim
from her work colleague Jackie.
580
00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:48,075
But now I think of it,
she did mention her hair the other day.
581
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,907
I used to have long hair like her.
582
00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:51,916
Hm?
583
00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,952
I used to have long hair, remember?
584
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,995
Hm, yes.
585
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:59,132
- Pretty, isn't she?
- I dunno.
586
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,292
Do you like my hair long?
587
00:41:01,918 --> 00:41:03,920
- Er...
- Or short like now?
588
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:08,471
Well, you know...
I like your hair no matter how long it is.
589
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,306
But did you prefer it long?
590
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,845
Either way's good.
591
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,308
No opinion.
592
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,348
Well, it's up to you.
593
00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:18,064
So it wouldn't bother you if I shaved it all off?
594
00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:19,603
Not if it made you happy.
595
00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:21,817
If you want to shave off your hair, you should.
596
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:25,109
Why would I shave my hair off, Lloyd?
What a stupid idea.
597
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:28,202
Yeah.
598
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,790
I can imagine my mum calmly leaving one day
while Dad helps her pack.
599
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:36,327
So er...got any plans?
600
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,371
No, not really.
601
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,415
No, just...
602
00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:42,583
see how it goes, really.
603
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:17,619
Are you planning on getting dressed today?
604
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,254
- Do you want to take the car?
- That's fine.
605
00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:24,008
I'm going to work from home today
so if you want to take the car...
606
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:28,592
I was planning on going to see
one of Graham's talks tonight.
607
00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:30,132
- OK.
- You don't mind?
608
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:33,051
- Why would I mind?
- It just means I won't be in tonight.
609
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:36,096
- I'll make sure I keep myself busy.
- Oliver, you coming?
610
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,640
- I'd like a moment with my father.
- Lovely.
611
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,808
I'll see you in the car.
612
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,484
(Turns tap on)
613
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,614
I think Mum might be having an affair.
614
00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:49,776
Can you turn the tap off, please?
615
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,580
I saw her in town with Graham
and heard her on the phone talking about him.
616
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,412
You shouldn't be spying on people.
617
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,874
I just saw them and accidentally
picked up the phone. Aren't you worried?
618
00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:02,380
- Graham's an old friend of Mum's.
- They've met up.
619
00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:04,381
- Yes.
- So you're condoning this affair?
620
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:07,885
There is no affair. He's just some bloke
I stole your mother from.
621
00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,342
So you admit they have a history?
622
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,974
I think you should go to your mother now, OK?
623
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,481
- Thanks, Mum.
- Just a second, we're early.
624
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,517
How are things with Jordana?
625
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,935
Fine.
626
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:27,902
- You ever going to let us meet her?
- Maybe if you get a terminal illness.
627
00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:30,066
So things are serious between you two?
628
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:33,828
It may seem like a big deal now
but it probably won't matter when you're my age.
629
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:34,703
38?
630
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:37,081
- Just be careful.
- I always use condoms.
631
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,116
Good.
632
00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,877
You know that your dad and I
are going through a bit of a tough time.
633
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:45,381
And I want you to know
we really appreciate you trying to help.
634
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:48,293
- I'm not trying to help.
- You're a loud Whisperer.
635
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,336
You shouldn't spy on people.
636
00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:52,380
Why have you been meeting Graham?
637
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:56,518
Graham is an old friend and has had
relationship problems with Kim-Lin.
638
00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:58,553
He needed someone he could talk to.
639
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,438
- So he might be single soon?
- Goodbye, Oliver.
640
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,357
- Mum?
- Yes?
641
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,942
Who would you save first in a fire,
642
00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:12,655
given the hypothetical situation
that Dad and I were equally hard to save?
643
00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:15,745
I'd go for you but I'd feel bad for your father.
644
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:17,780
OK.
645
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,797
- Kiss me!
- What?
646
00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:35,806
(Laughs)
647
00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,184
I still can't believe you fucking said it.
648
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:41,221
I did not say it in a high-pitched...
like a little mouse.
649
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,481
- You cried it.
- Come on, we're late.
650
00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:49,566
- That gap gets smaller every day.
- What are you doing tonight?
651
00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,402
I'm busy tonight.
652
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,986
Doing what?
653
00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:54,822
As in, I've got stuff to do. Busy.
654
00:44:54,984 --> 00:44:57,703
No, you never have anything to do.
What are you doing?
655
00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:00,740
GRAHAM: What is light?
656
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,992
What is light?
657
00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:07,664
How important is light?
658
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,175
OK, let's think about that for a minute.
659
00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:15,680
Cos it seems very basic and banal but it's not.
It's loaded.
660
00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,556
It's a bloody nail bomb.
661
00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:23,225
I think light is probably
the most important gift we have
662
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,264
from the universe.
663
00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:28,731
And if you asked any intelligent bloody writer,
664
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:32,863
like Professor Hawking or anybody of that ilk,
665
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,234
he could talk to you...
666
00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:40,622
for about, I don't know, a year...
667
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,953
just about bloody light!
668
00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:47,036
We don't want to be in the dark,
669
00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,955
being fiddled with.
670
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,998
That's for sure.
671
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,042
How's my dad meant to compete?
672
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,086
The only time I saw him enthral a room
673
00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:58,883
was when he gave a talk about
the disappearance of a giant sturgeon.
674
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,934
Sturgeons are royal fish, since the 14th century,
675
00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:04,437
and, if caught,
they do become property of the Crown.
676
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,439
So, yes, we're treating the matter as suspicious.
677
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,482
How deep is the ocean?
678
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:15,990
Seven miles at its deepest point,
but on average, six miles as a rule of thumb.
679
00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:18,401
But no fish could live down there.
680
00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:21,946
There's no light, of course,
and the pressure is far too great.
681
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:24,616
Any human who found themselves at that level,
682
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,659
well, they would die immediately.
683
00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,579
They would implode.
They wouldn't stand a chance.
684
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,622
But in answer to your question,
685
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,258
the ocean is six miles deep.
686
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,471
I am a prism.
687
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,632
That's not mad.
688
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:45,224
OK? I am a prism, I am light.
689
00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:47,930
I am lucid.
690
00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:50,767
I am exciting and delicious.
691
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,231
Thanks very much for today.
You've been fantastic.
692
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,830
Well done.
693
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:11,337
- It seemed to go pretty well.
- Oh, yes, yes.
694
00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:13,372
I think they...
695
00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:16,008
- They loved it.
- Did you enjoy it?
696
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:17,840
Absolutely.
697
00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:20,008
A lot to take in.
698
00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,048
- But it was silly, right?
- No, no.
699
00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,137
- You think I'm silly?
- No, I don't.
700
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:26,894
- It's OK.
- I don't. I don't.
701
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,722
I didn't ask for this, Jill.
702
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:33,688
This gift, it's... It's like a burden to me.
703
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:34,727
Sure.
704
00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:37,272
Yeah, you must be exhausted.
705
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:41,859
I split up with Kim-Lin.
706
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,028
Oh, no. Oh, dear.
707
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:45,993
Let her go.
708
00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:48,408
- She was young, right?
- I'm really sorry.
709
00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:51,498
- it's all good.
- Anyway, I'd better... I'd better go.
710
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,708
- Gonna come next week?
- Er...
711
00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:56,332
- I can?
- You'd better.
712
00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:58,843
Sure. I'll check my diary.
713
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:01,595
- Bring Lloyd.
- Um...
714
00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:03,756
OK. I don't think it's really...
715
00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,976
...his cup of... I'll ask.
716
00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:09,011
If you ask him...
717
00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:11,180
he will come.
718
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,102
- I'll see what I can do.
- Right.
719
00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,987
- Thank you again. You're very good.
- Ciao, Jill.
720
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:21,114
- Watch yourself.
- Thank you.
721
00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:24,443
Bye-bye.
722
00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:36,330
I'm watching you.
723
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,420
And by being in balance
with the colours around them,
724
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,805
with a healthy colour glow around themselves,
725
00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,841
they're living a fulfilled life.
726
00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:52,434
So when you're in a crisis, it doesn't
feel like the waves are crashing on you,
727
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:56,518
it feels like you can just stand
under those waves
728
00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:58,561
and let them do their business,
729
00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:03,824
and then get a towel and bloody dry yourself off
and go about your day.
730
00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:05,405
That's what it means.
731
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,615
My mum is the exact type of person
732
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,201
who is susceptible to this mystic bullshit.
733
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,116
I can picture her telling Jackie at work
734
00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:13,455
how it's a bit over the top
735
00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:15,119
but there 's something in it.
736
00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,163
If my dad radiated a colour,
737
00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:19,377
it'd be ochre or eggshell.
738
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,553
He knows the number for the pothole
helpline off by heart.
739
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:26,715
It's about a foot in diameter.
it's a bit of a concern.
740
00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:28,640
(Whispers) Pothole.
741
00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:31,598
Yes, that's right, Lloyd Tate.
Oh, hi, how are you?
742
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,481
He was the first person in our village
to install double glazing.
743
00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:39,734
It's from Dad.
744
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:41,771
He ruins every Christmas.
745
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,939
It's a kettle.
746
00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,025
Great.
747
00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:48,615
..how extraordinary they are.
748
00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:51,447
Because they've forgotten, right?
749
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:55,084
OLIVER: Maybe it's time for Dad
to rip off his vest again.
750
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:58,496
I mean, it's a bit over the top,
but I think there's something in it.
751
00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,335
Yes, yes. Good turnout, was it?
752
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,091
I'm going out for a bit.
753
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,383
The question was, do I tell Jordana
about this Graham situation?
754
00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:08,422
I mean, we 'd had sex.
755
00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:11,468
Wouldn't it spoil things
if I suddenly got emotional?
756
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:17,724
I decided to soften the blow
with some light arson.
757
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,648
You don't talk about your parents much.
758
00:50:24,813 --> 00:50:28,738
- I mean, do they get on?
- Yeah, they get on.
759
00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:32,906
Mine get on as well. it's good, isn't it?
it's important that they get on.
760
00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:35,666
So everything's time at home,
everything's OK?
761
00:50:35,824 --> 00:50:37,872
Cos everything's fine with me.
762
00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:41,172
Actually, my mum's not well at the moment.
763
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:43,003
They get on, you know.
764
00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:44,758
That's the main thing.
765
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:46,881
Yeah.
766
00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:51,257
Sorry, did you say your mum wasn't well?
767
00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:52,299
Yeah.
768
00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:55,970
Why, what's wrong?
769
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,681
She's got...
770
00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:01,896
it's called.medulloblastoma.
771
00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:08,320
What does it mean?
772
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,402
It means she's got a brain tumour.
773
00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:16,577
Oh, no.
774
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:23,167
Confiding in Jordana was now impossible.
775
00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:25,591
Her mother had cancer.
776
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:30,346
And in the Top Trumps of parental problems,
cancer beats potential infidelity.
777
00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:34,262
I would have to travel this road secretly,
778
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,098
unaided,
779
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,012
a renegade,
780
00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,101
a solitary samurai.
781
00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:00,955
: (plays)
782
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,680
Things were a lot less fun since
Jordana 3 mother might die
783
00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,516
and my parents' marriage
staffed falling apart
784
00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:22,306
I've been working on strategies
to solve both problems.
785
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:26,023
I bought my dad some new aftershave,
but I'm drawing a blank on the cancer.
786
00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:34,243
CHIP: You're fucked. Even if her mum
is terminal, it can still take ages.
787
00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:35,653
Please, Chip, shut up.
788
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,571
This is not what you signed up for.
789
00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:40,582
This is about dipping your wick.
You've done that, game over.
790
00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:42,835
She'll be in no mood to put out any more.
791
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,415
No more Yuletide logging for you,
792
00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:47,832
unlike me, who shall be rolling in it
throughout the festive period.
793
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:49,966
Do you actually pre-prepare these lines?
794
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:52,002
I just split lines as they come to me.
795
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,968
You've got to shut the shit down.
Keiron, get my back.
796
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,973
- With extreme prejudice.
- Thank you.
797
00:52:57,132 --> 00:53:00,352
- Nothing's changed.
- Do what you want. Remember two things:
798
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,354
one - treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.
799
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:04,390
Two - don't mix family and bush.
800
00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:07,856
Get the fuck out of here.
Merry Christmas. Have a good 'un.
801
00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,358
You all right?
802
00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:13,900
You've gotta shut this shit down.
it's fucking ridiculous.
803
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:20,364
ALEX TURNER: Glass In The Park
804
00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:30,048
If there's glass in the park
805
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:35,546
Darling, I can't help but keep
806
00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:40,138
Making appointments to sweep
807
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:44,146
Beneath the climbing frame
808
00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:49,731
If the sun's in your eyes
809
00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:54,565
I'll tighten your blindfold, baby
810
00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:59,325
Don't worry, your foot won't get cut
811
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:02,990
Strut carelessly
812
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:06,793
I've been taking my duty as a boyfriend
seriously.
813
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:09,751
Last night, I reread the book
I Only Want What”s Best For You.
814
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,415
I remembered a chapter that says:
815
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,129
(Reads)
816
00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:25,055
It's therefore in Jordana's interest
that her dog dies before her mother does.
817
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:27,097
Then we can get things back on track.
818
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,686
(Phone rings)
819
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,447
Oliver Tate.
820
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,608
OK, calm down.
821
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,655
What happened?
822
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,249
There was no need to poison Jordana 's dog
823
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,910
because Jordana's dog
had just been hit by a train.
824
00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:50,955
I scraped his remains
into the bin liner I 'd brought.
825
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:54,625
The death of a pet makes it easier
to accept the death of a parent.
826
00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:58,467
I could feel the tension between Jordana and
start to slip away.
827
00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:13,352
Oh!
828
00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,692
No, of course, I'm sorry. I just...
829
00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:17,856
I thought...
830
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:22,027
We should bury him.
831
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,993
No, I don't think we should.
832
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:27,328
Foxes dig up dead animals and eat them.
833
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,661
What should we do, then?
834
00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:35,958
Well, there's this thing the Vikings used to do.
835
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,719
Jude would like to meet you.
836
00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,603
- Who's Jude?
- My mum.
837
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:50,514
Since when have you called her Jude?
838
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,524
Since she might die in two weeks.
839
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:53,980
Right.
840
00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:57,020
So, do you wanna come?
841
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:05,325
The Bevans had Christmas dinner early
in case it was the last one they had.
842
00:56:05,487 --> 00:56:07,706
I hoped it wouldn't be,
cos the turkey was quite dry
843
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:10,414
and the spouts had turned mushy
and out of focus.
844
00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:11,873
This is crackin', love.
845
00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,708
Yeah, it's great. Thank you, Mrs Bevan.
846
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,340
This is my last warning. it's Jude.
847
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:19,798
So, I hear from my little girl
that you've stolen her heart.
848
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:20,677
Dad...
849
00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:23,589
Let me tell you,
if you're lucky enough to ind an angel,
850
00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,056
hold onto her with everything you've got.
851
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:32,639
Oh, these fucking lights!
852
00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:37,769
Cheap shit.
853
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,442
Oh, come on.
854
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:48,122
You're acting like I'm dead already.
855
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:49,577
Come on.
856
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,993
It'd take more than
some silly tumour to kill me.
857
00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:54,833
- It might not.
- Oh, come on, now. Don't be daft.
858
00:56:57,456 --> 00:56:59,458
- Sorry.
- All right.
859
00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:02,044
Oh, it's all right, darling. Ssh.
860
00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:04,755
- Come here.
- Sorry, love.
861
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,139
Are you all right? Come on.
862
00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:07,675
- Come on.
- Sorry, sorry.
863
00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:08,592
Sorry.
864
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:09,806
- All right?
- Yeah.
865
00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:12,096
I'm fine. I'm Time. Give us a cudge.
866
00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,603
Listen... Thank you.
867
00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,392
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
868
00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:19,858
Thank you for looking after Jordana,
for walking through the ire with her.
869
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,647
- Thank you. Appreciate it.
- No.
870
00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:24,032
- No, we both do.
- He's a good boy, isn't he?
871
00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:25,693
Part of the family now. Deal?
872
00:57:25,859 --> 00:57:27,156
- Deal?
- Deal.
873
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:28,616
Family, deal.
874
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:29,951
Deal, yes?
875
00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:32,161
There we fucking go.
876
00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:55,849
Maybe you should come to the hospital
this Friday.
877
00:57:57,099 --> 00:58:00,069
Mum will have had her operation by then
and we can visit.
878
00:58:00,227 --> 00:58:03,652
- If you felt like it.
- Er, Friday.
879
00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,071
I've got to do some Christmas shopping.
880
00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:07,655
- What?
- I always leave it too late.
881
00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:10,116
- I want to get you something good.
- Mother might die.
882
00:58:10,278 --> 00:58:11,325
- I know.
- Do you care,
883
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,490
- or couldn't you give a fuck?
- I do, clearly.
884
00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:15,125
I'll come. When is it?
885
00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:17,035
Friday.
886
00:58:18,704 --> 00:58:19,956
Great, yeah.
887
00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:23,922
Yeah, Friday's good for me, actually.
Yeah, I can do that. Excellent.
888
00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:26,303
Your skin's better. You're allergic to the dog.
889
00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:28,589
I'm eating better.
890
00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:30,177
Following Mum's special diet.
891
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,263
Is that because of the...
892
00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:34,303
We eat lots of ginger now.
893
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:36,471
So, Friday.
894
00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:38,812
The visiting hours are six till eight.
895
00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:41,818
Got it. Six till eight. I'll meet you there.
896
00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:43,820
OK.
897
00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:46,448
I'm sorry I'm like this.
898
00:58:46,606 --> 00:58:49,155
- I dunno. I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.
899
00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:53,322
- Don't think you have to wait. it's cold.
- No, it's fine. I'll wait.
900
00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:55,115
I've got you these matches.
901
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:57,284
Your favourite.
902
00:58:58,744 --> 00:59:00,337
I noticed the way you light a match.
903
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:03,044
The flame is the same shape
as a falling tear.
904
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,135
I knew then it was too late to save hen
905
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,971
She'd gone gooey in the middle.
906
00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:12,178
From now on she'll buy little gifts
for her favourite teachers
907
00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:15,685
and she'll admire the scenery
and she'll buy soup for homeless people.
908
00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:18,726
And she'll never bum my leg here again.
909
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:24,273
- Maybe I will go. it's pretty cold.
- Yeah.
910
00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:26,484
OK.
911
00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:37,115
Good night.
912
00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:56,760
TV: Men I discovered
I could see these colours in people,
913
00:59:56,927 --> 01:00:00,056
it took a long time because I was
in such a state of anxiety.
914
01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:04,693
It was when I started to be comfortable with it
and stopped trying to resist it,
915
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,728
it started to nourish me.
916
01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:09,318
And I could relax around it and be in it.
917
01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:13,111
Then I started to make
more of an understanding of it.
918
01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:20,704
Well, it's um...
919
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:22,869
it's interesting.
920
01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:27,207
He's really working that third eye, isn't he?
921
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,298
It's just a metaphor, Lloyd.
922
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,588
Oh, no, no, no. I mean, it's good, yes.
923
01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:36,012
I like the whole colour coding thing.
924
01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:39,223
Well, I'd like to go again.
925
01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:41,388
I'd like you to be there, so...
926
01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:47,023
- You want us to go?
- Yes, I do.
927
01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:49,191
Right.
928
01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:50,947
Do I have to bring shorts?
929
01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:55,111
- it's on this Friday, so...
- Right, OK, yeah.
930
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:00,282
What, are you coming or...
931
01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:04,040
Well, I'm intrigued, yeah.
932
01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:06,375
- For sure.
- This Friday. This Friday.
933
01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:07,585
- This Friday?
- Mm-hm.
934
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,624
OK, yep, Yep-
935
01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,045
- Thank you.
- Mm.
936
01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:15,388
Don't let me down. OK?
937
01:01:15,547 --> 01:01:18,801
The most fantastical way
people experience the Graham T Purvis system
938
01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,219
is to come to the seminar
939
01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:22,387
Oliver, what are you doing?
940
01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:26,441
...have been mind-blowing.
I've seen lives change.
941
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,602
It's just incredible.
942
01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:35,155
I wish on a global scale
that people could get the message.
943
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:38,161
Wouldn 't it be just wonderful?
944
01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:42,161
Friday...
945
01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:44,372
I'll be OK. I'll be...
946
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,287
I'll be fine. I'll be all right.
947
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,331
Yeah, I'll be OK.
948
01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:51,340
Yeah.
949
01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:00,258
(Low breathing via a ventilator)
950
01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:09,017
(Volume of breathing increases)
951
01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:29,371
You should go in.
952
01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:16,918
(Birdsong)
953
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:26,553
(Wind whistles)
954
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,397
Dad, aren't you going to Graham's thing?
955
01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:40,192
- Hm?
- Graham's thing. it's Friday.
956
01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:42,156
I thought you were going out.
957
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,447
Yeah, I'm meant to be at the hospital.
958
01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:47,286
Well, you should get along then, I suppose.
959
01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:49,668
Yeah. Yeah, I will. Yeah, I should go.
960
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:57,792
Right, I'm off out.
961
01:03:59,294 --> 01:04:01,638
I'll see you, then.
962
01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:04,508
Bye.
963
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,140
Dad, who would you save first in a house fire,
964
01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:12,728
given the hypothetical situation
965
01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:15,144
that both Mum and I
were equally difficult to save?
966
01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:16,482
I'd save your mother first,
967
01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:20,319
so we had a better chance
of working together to save you.
968
01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,840
Do you often feel like this?
969
01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:38,170
Like what?
970
01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:41,428
- Tired?
- Down in the dumps.
971
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,469
Quite often.
972
01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:47,634
How long for?
973
01:04:48,676 --> 01:04:51,054
Since I was about your age, I suppose.
974
01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:53,223
What does it feel like?
975
01:04:55,934 --> 01:04:57,936
Like being underwater.
976
01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:01,527
Is that why you became a marine biologist?
977
01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:03,532
Maybe, yeah.
978
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:05,693
Have you always liked fish?
979
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,905
I suppose so.
980
01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:13,122
I just son of drifted into it, really.
No pun intended.
981
01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:15,286
And does Mum mind?
982
01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,456
I think she'd rather I earnt more money.
983
01:05:18,623 --> 01:05:20,500
No, you being underwater.
984
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:21,589
Oh.
985
01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:23,298
Yeah, no.
986
01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:25,714
I'm sure she'd rather I wasn't.
987
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,508
It's not very pleasant.
988
01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:31,557
The ocean is six miles deep, isn't it?
989
01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:36,057
Well remembered. Yeah.
990
01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:40,691
(Phone rings)
991
01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:42,572
Could be Mum.
992
01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:44,607
Or Jordana.
993
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,822
(Phone continues ringing)
994
01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,033
(Front door shuts)
995
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:06,463
(Phone rings)
996
01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:17,265
(Ringing tone)
997
01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:29,406
I haven 't spoken to Jordana about her mother
because there 's only two possible outcomes.
998
01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,242
Either the operation was a success,
999
01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:34,328
in which case she'll be too relieved
to be angry with me for long,
1000
01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:35,617
or her mother was dead,
1001
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:38,707
in which case she needs privacy
and time to grieve.
1002
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,875
During this brief hiatus,
I can help save my parents' marriage
1003
01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:46,386
and then resume my duties
as the best boyfriend in the world.
1004
01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,738
Oliver.
1005
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:15,080
Yes?
1006
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,457
- What's this?
- I don't know.
1007
01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:17,833
- What is this?
- A letter.
1008
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:19,835
- I don't know what's in it.
- I think you do.
1009
01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,996
Why did you write this, Oliver?
1010
01:07:22,789 --> 01:07:24,211
This isn't funny.
1011
01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:26,752
If I did write it, and I'm not as yet
admitting that I did,
1012
01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:29,091
it'd be because I spoke to Dad.
This is what he wants.
1013
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,848
- You spoke to Dad?
- He knows he's been imperfect.
1014
01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:33,599
What did you talk about, Oliver?
1015
01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:35,760
Listen,
1016
01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:38,062
he still Ends you attractive.
1017
01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,223
He still wants to make love to you.
1018
01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:43,147
Are you making this up?
1019
01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:46,483
Me and Dad have discussed it.
We both want to make this marriage work.
1020
01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:48,319
Are you with us?
1021
01:07:57,782 --> 01:07:59,784
(Door shuts)
1022
01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:16,467
(Front door slams)
1023
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,262
(Car engine starts)
1024
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:37,289
JILL: Going to the beach with Graham.
I will not be back tonight.
1025
01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:12,736
OLIVER: On New Year's Eve,
everyone from town goes to the beach.
1026
01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:15,493
Chip said, if a girl won't get off with you
on New Year's Eve,
1027
01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:17,074
you may as well cut it off
1028
01:09:17,236 --> 01:09:19,739
I'm starting to think that we may grow apart.
1029
01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:22,079
I don't want a mystic ninja as a stepdad.
1030
01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:24,335
I don't want to be from a broken home
like Chip 's,
1031
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:29,000
wearing tracksuit tops instead of coats
and taking gateway drugs in shopping malls.
1032
01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,792
I want my family back.
1033
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,960
I don't want anything to change.
1034
01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:28,350
(Fireworks explode)
1035
01:10:28,516 --> 01:10:30,644
The celebrations are really kicking in, right?
1036
01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:32,062
Yeah.
1037
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,230
It distresses tiny animals.
1038
01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:36,942
- You can relax, right?
- Mm.
1039
01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:39,577
- There's some lovely massage oils.
- Great. OK.
1040
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,079
In you get.
1041
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,239
All right.
1042
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,162
(Fireworks explode)
1043
01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:52,415
(Whistles from crowd on beach)
1044
01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:03,050
(Mutters)
1045
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:35,088
I have no idea what I'm hoping to achieve
by breaking into Grahame house.
1046
01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,297
I just went to give him
the idea that I'm deranged
1047
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:39,462
and therefore capable of anything.
1048
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:42,758
This will probably involve me urinating
or something.
1049
01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:51,516
I need a fucking drink.
1050
01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:56,191
(Whispers)
1051
01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:58,072
I'm doing it. Just do it.
1052
01:11:58,231 --> 01:11:59,858
Just do it...
1053
01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:01,196
Just do it.
1054
01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:13,292
OK.
1055
01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:14,922
Feel my piss.
1056
01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:17,549
Oh, come on.
1057
01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:19,710
Come on.
1058
01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:23,260
Oh, for fuck...
1059
01:12:23,422 --> 01:12:25,424
Fuck.
1060
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:27,134
It's fine.
1061
01:12:27,301 --> 01:12:29,303
Come on. Just...
1062
01:12:30,763 --> 01:12:32,765
(Mutters)
1063
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:36,227
Fucking piss on your face, you fucking freak.
1064
01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:41,440
For fuck's sake, just come on. Loosen up.
1065
01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:50,950
Oh, here we go.
1066
01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:53,252
(Trickle)
1067
01:12:53,953 --> 01:12:55,205
OK, that'll do it.
1068
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,553
Jesus Christ.
1069
01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,096
Fuck.
1070
01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:12,138
(Coughs)
1071
01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:16,100
(Retches)
1072
01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:25,360
(Coughs)
1073
01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:33,075
Kim-Lin?
1074
01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:37,204
Is that you?
1075
01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:40,374
Do you still have a key?
1076
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,669
That's very naughty.
1077
01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,551
Oh, this is fun, isn't it?
1078
01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:54,397
What kind of protest's this, then, eh?
1079
01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:57,274
Huh?
1080
01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:00,937
How much more of this bizarre behaviour
do I have to endure?
1081
01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:14,750
(Exhales) Nearly went red there.
1082
01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,037
Come on, up you get, sweetheart.
1083
01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,205
I'm just try...
1084
01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:25,385
My name is not Kim-Lin.
1085
01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:28,047
My name is Oliver Tate.
1086
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,216
(Doorbell rings)
1087
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:35,687
Hello.
1088
01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:39,225
Hello.
1089
01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:42,436
Hello!
1090
01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,239
LLOYD: Knock, knock.
1091
01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:56,538
How are you feeling?
1092
01:14:56,701 --> 01:14:58,578
I saw Mum with Graham at the beach.
1093
01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:00,746
Mm. Mum told me everything.
1094
01:15:01,372 --> 01:15:03,750
Did she say she went into the van
with his face on it?
1095
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:04,712
Yes.
1096
01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:07,253
Did she say what happened in the van
with his face on it?
1097
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,421
Yes.
1098
01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:10,214
Aren't you angry?
1099
01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:12,258
Worse things have happened at sea, OI.
1100
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:14,928
- What did happen?
- That's between your mother and I.
1101
01:15:15,094 --> 01:15:17,062
JILL: Lloyd, I think it best we be honest.
1102
01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:18,518
Sweet pea,
1103
01:15:18,681 --> 01:15:20,683
I gave Graham a handjob.
1104
01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:25,484
Is there anything you'd like to say about that?
1105
01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:28,149
- Lloyd, do you want to add anything?
- No.
1106
01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:32,695
OK. Well, I was drunk
and I was trying to relax Graham.
1107
01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:35,456
- It was a silly thing to do.
- Mm.
1108
01:15:35,948 --> 01:15:37,165
Thank you.
1109
01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,326
Your father and I have discussed it
1110
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:44,252
and if it's OK with everyone,
that's the last we'll say about it.
1111
01:15:44,415 --> 01:15:46,292
OK? Thank you.
1112
01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:50,259
Is there anything
you'd like to talk about now, huh?
1113
01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:54,972
Me and Jordana
are having relationship problems.
1114
01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:57,512
- Oh.
- it's difficult.
1115
01:15:57,678 --> 01:16:00,056
I suppose it won't matter when I'm 38 but...
1116
01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:01,474
I'm upset about it.
1117
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,313
You should be more angry with her.
1118
01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:05,478
Why would I be angry with Jordana?
1119
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:07,696
Oh, you mean me.
1120
01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:09,402
Yes. No, no. Well, you know, I am.
1121
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,567
Yeah, I'm upset.
1122
01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:15,780
We should go back to sleep, though.
1123
01:16:15,946 --> 01:16:17,414
Yeah.
1124
01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:21,168
We're not going to punish you now
but We're going to talk about what you've done.
1125
01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:22,579
What about what you've done?
1126
01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:24,122
OK, don't push it, OI.
1127
01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:27,508
Well, we'll talk about that too
but you should go back to sleep now, OK?
1128
01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:30,089
- OK.
- Mm?
1129
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,256
Right.
1130
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:09,333
JORDANA: Dear Oliver; I tried to tell you
1131
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:12,879
but I figure you'll only probably believe me
if it's in writing. It's over.
1132
01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:15,013
I enclose my lighter as a parting gift for you.
1133
01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:17,516
Also, I think you should know,
I've found someone else.
1134
01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,894
When we're in school together,
try not to look upset.
1135
01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:22,054
I know you're a good actor.
1136
01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:26,351
PS: You were right about
my being allergic to dogs. I got tested.
1137
01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:29,270
Oh, and in case you're interested,
my mum's fine now.
1138
01:17:29,436 --> 01:17:31,689
Sorry if it made you feel awkward.
1139
01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:41,699
ALEX TURNER:
it's Hard To Get Around The Wind
1140
01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:48,464
it's like you're trying to get to heaven
in a hurry
1141
01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:51,546
And the queue was shorter
than you thought it'd be
1142
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:57,261
And the doorman says,
You need to get a wrist band
1143
01:17:58,007 --> 01:18:01,432
You got a lift between the pitfalls
1144
01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:04,848
But you're looking like you're low on energy
1145
01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:10,566
Did you get out and walk
to ensure you'd miss the quicksand?
1146
01:18:11,729 --> 01:18:13,481
Could you tell her I called?
1147
01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:16,901
Looking for a new place to begin
- it's Oliver. Oliver Tate.
1148
01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,741
Oh, yeah, she's got my number.
1149
01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:23,659
Feeling like it's hard to understand
1150
01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:31,549
But as long as you still keep peppering the pill
1151
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:37,096
You'll ind a way to spit it out again
1152
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:44,812
And even when you know
the way it's gonna blow
1153
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:53,571
it's hard to get around the wind
1154
01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:55,689
None of this will matter when I'm 38.
1155
01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:58,951
But it's been two months
since Jordana last spoke to me.
1156
01:18:59,109 --> 01:19:01,362
Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck.
1157
01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:07,118
Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry.
1158
01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:10,538
I wish I could hand in this excuse note.
1159
01:19:10,704 --> 01:19:11,830
"Dear Mr Davey,
1160
01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:15,001
Please may Oliver be excused from class.
His tiny heart is broken.
1161
01:19:15,167 --> 01:19:17,169
Yours sincerely, Lloyd Tate."
1162
01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:20,593
Stretching out the neck on your evening
1163
01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:24,184
Trying to even out some deficit
1164
01:19:24,343 --> 01:19:29,850
But it's sabre-toothed, multi-ball confusion
1165
01:19:31,141 --> 01:19:34,691
And you can shriek until you're hollow
1166
01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:37,857
Or whisper it the other way
1167
01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:43,325
Trying to save the youth
without puffing your shoes on
1168
01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:50,127
Looking for a new place to begin
1169
01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:56,838
- Is he all right?
- He's fine. Just leave him.
1170
01:19:58,877 --> 01:20:04,429
As long as you still keep peppering the pill
1171
01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:10,022
You'll ind a way to spit it out again
1172
01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:17,610
And even when you know
the way it's gonna blow
1173
01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:23,244
it's hard
1174
01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:28,158
To get around the wind
1175
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:32,829
In my other recurring dream,
I mentally rehearse the end scene.
1176
01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,965
The one where it's getting dark
and I mistake a girl for Jordana.
1177
01:20:36,123 --> 01:20:39,343
A girl with the exact same frame
and the exact same hair.
1178
01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:42,596
And when she turns around,
I see her face is nothing like Jordana's.
1179
01:20:42,755 --> 01:20:44,883
And she asks, "Do I know you?"
1180
01:20:45,049 --> 01:20:46,767
And I look traumatized and say...
1181
01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:48,552
No.
1182
01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:50,392
You don't know me.
1183
01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:52,602
You don't know me at all.
1184
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:56,652
I think this will matter when I'm older,
when I'm 38.
1185
01:20:56,810 --> 01:20:59,154
- Don't you knock any more?
- Sorry, Oliver. What?
1186
01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:01,657
Jordana... I think it will matter when I'm older.
1187
01:21:01,815 --> 01:21:03,192
Yeah, course it will.
1188
01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:05,407
OK, well... Good night.
1189
01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:13,832
And I can hear you through my window
1190
01:21:13,994 --> 01:21:17,123
But I'm never quite sure who is who
1191
01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:22,796
But they want the world on a dessert spoon
1192
01:21:24,088 --> 01:21:27,183
It always sounds like they're Fighting
1193
01:21:27,341 --> 01:21:30,971
Or as if that's what they're about to do
1194
01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:33,184
It might not hurt now
1195
01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:36,726
But it's gonna hurt soon
1196
01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:50,239
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1197
01:21:51,824 --> 01:21:54,077
You've got to be shitting me.
1198
01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:55,164
Pritchard.
1199
01:21:55,327 --> 01:21:57,671
Pritchard, take a look at this.
it's as funny as fuck.
1200
01:21:57,830 --> 01:22:00,128
MR DUNTHORNE: All right, whose note is that?
1201
01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:08,090
It's mine.
1202
01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:11,970
Thank you, Oliver, for your refreshing honesty.
1203
01:22:12,136 --> 01:22:14,355
But you know the rules.
Up you come, read it out.
1204
01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:58,724
(Clears throat)
1205
01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:02,190
It was just a joke?
1206
01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:03,444
Yeah.
1207
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:06,483
OK, well, as I say,
if it was just a joke then that's fine.
1208
01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:09,572
But if ever you have serious feelings
1209
01:23:09,735 --> 01:23:12,989
of, you know, difficulty
1210
01:23:13,155 --> 01:23:14,407
or sadness
1211
01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:17,918
or any negative feelings that you want
to talk about, feel free to come and...
1212
01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:19,248
I know, I know, yeah.
1213
01:23:19,411 --> 01:23:20,708
I can talk to you about that.
1214
01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:22,418
OK. I don't want to embarrass you
1215
01:23:22,581 --> 01:23:26,586
but I just wanted you to know that
I'm open to talking whenever you want.
1216
01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:27,878
Yeah. OK.
1217
01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:28,887
Cool.
1218
01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:30,423
Good.
1219
01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:32,967
Nice one, OI. Nice one, you fuck-muppet.
1220
01:23:33,133 --> 01:23:36,103
Why write stuff like that?
Perhaps people are right and you are gay.
1221
01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:39,310
"Jordana, I love you. I want to
have your babies, get married."
1222
01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:40,520
What the fuck?
1223
01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:44,437
- Fuck you, Chips.
- What the fuck are you up to, you fool?
1224
01:23:59,409 --> 01:24:00,456
What?
1225
01:24:00,619 --> 01:24:02,292
- You're a loser.
- Go and see the girl
1226
01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:04,252
- who doesn't like you.
- I'll be back.
1227
01:24:04,414 --> 01:24:06,041
I'll hit you in the face.
1228
01:24:10,504 --> 01:24:13,428
Can I have a word, please, in private,
without him?
1229
01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,309
I'm fine here.
1230
01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:17,723
Sorry I didn't come to the hospital.
1231
01:24:17,886 --> 01:24:19,559
I thought my parents were going to split up
1232
01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:21,849
and I didn't want to look weak
or things to change.
1233
01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:24,393
(Whispers)
My mum gave a hand-job to a mystic.
1234
01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:29,815
Look, I was frightened.
1235
01:24:30,315 --> 01:24:32,158
I'm full of regret.
1236
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:41,501
This is the moment where you leave him
and come with me.
1237
01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:47,587
Is it?
1238
01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:49,592
Yeah.
1239
01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:51,753
Are you coming?
1240
01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,633
No.
1241
01:25:08,478 --> 01:25:09,946
(Chips laughs)
1242
01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:24,661
(Seagulls cry)
1243
01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:11,258
I don't know if I've come of age
but I'm certainly older now.
1244
01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:15,011
I feel shrunken, as if there's
a tiny ancient Oliver Tate inside me
1245
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,923
operating the levers of
a life-size Oliver-shaped shell.
1246
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,263
A shell on which a decrepit picture show
1247
01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:22,427
replays the same handful of images.
1248
01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:43,620
Every night I come to the same place
and wait till the sky catches up with my mood.
1249
01:26:45,325 --> 01:26:46,793
The pattern is set.
1250
01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:50,331
This is, no doubt, the end.
1251
01:27:07,264 --> 01:27:08,356
Jordana!
1252
01:27:17,315 --> 01:27:19,033
Jordana!
1253
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:24,114
It is you.
1254
01:27:24,281 --> 01:27:26,500
I didn't think it'd be you. I...
1255
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:30,830
I thought it'd be like a Elm
where the girl turns round and it's not the...
1256
01:27:30,996 --> 01:27:32,543
You've got a new dog. You're allergic.
1257
01:27:32,706 --> 01:27:34,208
- Oliver.
- Where's your boyfriend?
1258
01:27:34,374 --> 01:27:35,671
He's not my boyfriend.
1259
01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:38,553
Your skin's looking bad, terrible.
it's probably the dog.
1260
01:27:38,712 --> 01:27:40,510
I don't care about my fucking skin.
1261
01:27:40,672 --> 01:27:43,767
- Why on earth did you get a new dog?
- Because I like dogs, OK?
1262
01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,518
Why are you such a total dick?
1263
01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:47,679
I don't know.
1264
01:27:48,805 --> 01:27:51,183
I was crying earlier. My eyes are probably red.
1265
01:27:51,349 --> 01:27:52,396
They look fine.
1266
01:27:52,559 --> 01:27:54,653
No, well, maybe they don't go red when I cry.
1267
01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:56,813
It happens to some.
1268
01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:01,367
You were horrible to me.
1269
01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:05,906
I know. I made a mistake.
1270
01:28:06,072 --> 01:28:08,621
I made a mistake.
What do you want me to say?
1271
01:28:13,663 --> 01:28:15,290
- Ask me how deep the ocean is.
- Shut up.
1272
01:28:15,457 --> 01:28:16,504
Go on, just ask me.
1273
01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:18,088
- Why?
- Because I know the answer.
1274
01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:19,969
- Oh, do you?
- Yeah. I do.
1275
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:21,550
- How deep?
- I'm not going to say.
1276
01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:23,715
I'm broken-hearted.
1277
01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:26,977
- The ocean is six miles deep.
- Good.
1278
01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,832
ALEX TURNER: Piledriver Waltz
1279
01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:39,935
I etched the face of a stopwatch
1280
01:30:40,101 --> 01:30:43,321
On the back of a raindrop
1281
01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:46,108
And did a swap for the sand
1282
01:30:46,274 --> 01:30:49,278
In an hourglass
1283
01:30:50,612 --> 01:30:53,616
I heard an unhappy ending
1284
01:30:53,782 --> 01:30:56,956
It sort of sounds like you leaving
1285
01:30:57,118 --> 01:31:00,338
I heard the Piledriver Waltz
1286
01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:03,876
It woke me up this morning
1287
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,764
You look like you've been for breakfast
1288
01:31:13,927 --> 01:31:17,056
At the Heartbreak Hotel
1289
01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:18,895
And sat in the back booth
1290
01:31:19,057 --> 01:31:23,938
By the pamphlets and the literature
1291
01:31:24,104 --> 01:31:25,651
On how to lose
1292
01:31:25,814 --> 01:31:29,864
Your waitress was miserable
1293
01:31:30,026 --> 01:31:32,120
And so was your food
1294
01:31:32,278 --> 01:31:34,747
If you're going to try and walk on water
1295
01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:36,203
Make sure you wear
1296
01:31:36,366 --> 01:31:40,121
Your comfortable shoes
1297
01:31:40,286 --> 01:31:43,506
Mysteries flashing amber
1298
01:31:43,665 --> 01:31:46,088
Go green when you answer
1299
01:31:46,251 --> 01:31:50,347
But the red on the rest of the questionnaire
1300
01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:53,725
Never changes
1301
01:31:53,883 --> 01:31:57,137
I heard the news that you're planning
1302
01:31:57,303 --> 01:32:00,523
To shoot me out of a cannon
1303
01:32:00,682 --> 01:32:03,936
I heard the Piledriver Waltz
1304
01:32:04,102 --> 01:32:09,279
It woke me up this morning
1305
01:32:14,404 --> 01:32:17,408
You look like you've been for breakfast
1306
01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:20,623
At the Heartbreak Hotel
1307
01:32:20,785 --> 01:32:22,628
And sat in the back booth
1308
01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:27,543
By the pamphlets and the literature
1309
01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:29,837
On how to lose
1310
01:32:30,003 --> 01:32:33,257
Your waitress was miserable
1311
01:32:33,423 --> 01:32:35,721
And so was your food
1312
01:32:35,884 --> 01:32:37,136
If you're going to try
1313
01:32:37,302 --> 01:32:38,554
And walk on water
1314
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:39,846
Make sure you wear
1315
01:32:40,013 --> 01:32:43,813
Your comfortable shoes
1316
01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:47,312
Oh-oh-oh
1317
01:32:47,937 --> 01:32:51,191
The Piledriver
1318
01:33:26,142 --> 01:33:28,144
ALEX TURNER: Stuck On The Puzzle
1319
01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:40,206
I'm not the kind of fool
1320
01:33:40,365 --> 01:33:43,744
Who's going to sit and sing to you
1321
01:33:45,370 --> 01:33:48,249
About stars, girl
1322
01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:51,669
But last night I looked up into
1323
01:33:51,835 --> 01:33:54,884
The dark half of the blue
1324
01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:59,430
And they'd gone backwards
1325
01:34:00,093 --> 01:34:02,562
Something in your magnetism
1326
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:05,189
Must have pissed them off
1327
01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:10,900
Forcing them to get an early night
1328
01:34:12,772 --> 01:34:17,278
I have been searching
from the bottom to the top
1329
01:34:17,443 --> 01:34:20,071
For such a sight
1330
01:34:21,239 --> 01:34:23,662
As the one I caught when I saw
1331
01:34:23,825 --> 01:34:29,207
Your fingers dimming the lights
1332
01:34:30,123 --> 01:34:35,095
Like you're used to being told
that you're trouble
1333
01:34:36,462 --> 01:34:41,684
And I spent all night
1334
01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:45,267
Stuck on the puzzle
1335
01:34:49,517 --> 01:34:51,110
Nobody I asked
1336
01:34:51,269 --> 01:34:53,567
Knew how we came to be
1337
01:34:53,730 --> 01:34:56,108
The one to who
1338
01:34:56,274 --> 01:34:59,699
You surrendered
1339
01:35:00,278 --> 01:35:03,953
Any man who wasn't led away
1340
01:35:04,115 --> 01:35:06,994
Into the other room
1341
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:11,006
Stood pretending
1342
01:35:11,164 --> 01:35:13,917
That something in your magnetism
1343
01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:16,461
Hadn’t just made him drop
1344
01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:19,135
Whoever's hand it was
1345
01:35:19,297 --> 01:35:21,800
That he was holding
1346
01:35:23,635 --> 01:35:25,683
I have been searching
1347
01:35:25,845 --> 01:35:28,439
From the bottom to the top
1348
01:35:28,598 --> 01:35:31,477
For such a sight
1349
01:35:32,143 --> 01:35:34,896
As the one I caught when I saw
1350
01:35:35,063 --> 01:35:40,320
Your fingers dimming the lights
1351
01:35:41,194 --> 01:35:43,822
Like you're used to being told
1352
01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,990
That you're trouble
1353
01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:53,002
And I spent all night
1354
01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:56,217
Stuck on the puzzle
1355
01:35:59,754 --> 01:36:04,681
I tried to swim to the side
1356
01:36:06,427 --> 01:36:10,853
But my feet got caught in the middle
1357
01:36:13,184 --> 01:36:17,189
And I thought I'd seen the light
1358
01:36:18,147 --> 01:36:20,149
But, oh, no
1359
01:36:22,694 --> 01:36:26,744
I was just stuck on the puzzle
1360
01:36:29,993 --> 01:36:34,715
Stuck on the puzzle
97342
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