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>> [SIGHS]
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TELL ME WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE
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ABOUT YOURSELF, MRS. KRINGLE.
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>> THESE LAST 15 POUNDS.
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I'VE JUST HAD NO LUCK GETTING
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RID OF THEM.
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>> THE FIRST 75 DIDN'T EXACTLY
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FALL OFF, EITHER.
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>> IT'S A PROVEN FACT THAT MEN
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AND WOMEN LOSE FAT AT DIFFERENT
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RATES. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO
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COMPARE?
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>> YOU WERE THE ONE SNEAKING ALL
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THE EXTRA ZONE BARS, MAMA.
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THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
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>> WESLEY AND I USED TO BOTH BE
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A LOT HEAVIER, BUT WE WENT ON A
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LIQUID DIET LAST SPRING, AND
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TOGETHER LOST ALMOST 200 POUNDS.
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>> THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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>> BUT NOW THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE
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AND I'VE JUST GOTTA LOSE THESE
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LAST FEW INCHES BEFORE
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CHRISTMAS. CAN LIPO HELP?
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>> USUALLY WE GET REQUESTS LIKE
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YOURS AFTER NEW YEAR'S, WHEN
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EVERYONE MAKES THEIR
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RESOLUTIONS.
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>> OH, WE MADE A RESOLUTION
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A YEAR AGO TO BE AT 10% BODY FAT
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BY NOW. IT WAS A CAREER CHOICE.
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JOY AND I, WE'RE THE FEATURE
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ATTRACTION OVER AT THE DOLPHIN
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MALL DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
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WE WORK AS SANTA AND MRS. CLAUS.
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[CHUCKLES]
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>> WITH A NAME LIKE KRINGLE,
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
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>> OH, IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE,
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DOCTOR.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> WE USED TO BE THE MAYFIELDS,
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BUT WE HAD OUR NAME LEGALLY
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CHANGED BACK IN '91. I THINK
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THAT'S WHEN WE STARTED PUTTING
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ON THE WEIGHT, RIGHT?
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>> WELL, WE WERE VERY METHOD
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BACK THEN.
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[CHUCKLES]
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>> OF COURSE, WITH CHILDHOOD
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OBESITY RATES THE WAY THEY ARE
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TODAY, FAT IS NOT AN IMAGE WE
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WANT TO PROMOTE ANYMORE.
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>> THE HOLIDAYS DON'T HAVE TO
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BE ABOUT GLUTTONY AND
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OVERINDULGENCE.
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THE TRUE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
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IS ABOUT CELEBRATION AND GOOD
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CHEER, AND STUDIES SHOW
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THAT PEOPLE ARE MUCH CHEERIER
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IF THEY'RE HEALTHY. NOW, WE
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TRY TO TEACH THE KIDS THAT.
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EVEN OUR CANDY CANES ARE
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SUGAR-FREE.
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>> OH.
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>> WE DO THIS FOR THE CHILDREN.
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WE NEVER HAD ANY OF OUR OWN
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AND IT RUINED THE HOLIDAYS FOR
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US, SO ONE YEAR AS A JOKE,
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WE DRESSED UP AS THE CLAUSES
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AND WE GOT SO MUCH ENJOYMENT
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OUT OF SEEING THE KIDS' FACES,
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WE NEVER STOPPED.
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WE TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY NOW.
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>> DOES THAT MEAN WE'LL BE
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SENDING YOUR BILL TO THE NORTH
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POLE?
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>> HEH. WELL, WE CAN CERTAINLY
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EXPLORE THE OPTION OF
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MICRO-LIPO, ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO
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SAY, HAVING 2 KIDS OF MY OWN,
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THE IDEA OF A TRIM SANTA
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SEEMS NONTRADITIONAL.
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YOU STILL PAD THE SUIT, THOUGH,
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RIGHT? I WAS PLANNING ON
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BRINGING MY DAUGHTER BY NEXT
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WEEK.
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>> IT'S OUR SINCERE HOPE
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THAT BY THE TIME YOUR KIDS HAVE
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KIDS, DOCTOR, SANTA WILL NO
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LONGER BE THOUGHT OF AS THE FAT
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MAN. HE'LL BE TRIM, TIGHT,
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AND A LITTLE BIT SEXY.
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>> WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES?
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I ALWAYS FELT LIKE THAT WAS
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INDENTURED SERVITUDE.
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ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING
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ABOUT THAT?
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>> * MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *
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* MAKE ME...
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A PERFECT SOUL,
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A PERFECT MIND,
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A PERFECT FACE,
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A PERFECT...
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LIFE *
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[JOY TO THE WORLD PLAYING]
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>> DO YOU THINK MARY HAD SEX
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WITH GOD?
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>> UM...UH, WELL,
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UM, MY PERSONAL THEORY
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IS THAT MARY GOT IT ON WITH
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JOSEPH BEFORE THE WEDDING,
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AND THEN WHEN JESUS WAS BORN
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LESS THAN 9 MONTHS LATER,
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SHE TOLD EVERYONE IT WAS A
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VIRGIN BIRTH. THAT WAY, NO ONE
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WOULD KNOW SHE HAD SEX BEFORE
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SHE WAS MARRIED.
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IT WOULD BE PRETTY TOUGH
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TO GET AWAY WITH THAT TODAY.
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>> MATT, KNOCK IT OFF.
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>> ALTHOUGH, COME TO THINK OF
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IT, YOU AND I KNOW SOMEONE
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A LOT LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY,
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ONLY SHE GOT PREGNANT BY HER
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HUSBAND'S BEST FRIEND BEFORE THE
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WEDDING. SHE ALSO TOLD A BIG
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OLD WHOPPER OF A LIE,
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AND EVERYONE BELIEVED IT FOR
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A VERY LONG TIME.
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>> YES, BUT HER BABY WAS NO SON
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OF GOD.
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>> IT WAS A JOKE, MOM.
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I'M SORRY.
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>> [SIGHS]
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>> JESUS, YOU'RE WHITE AS A
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SHEET.
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>> UH, I'M NOT FEELING VERY--
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>> OH, OK. HEY, WHOA. I GOT YOU.
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I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU.
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HERE, COME HERE.
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OK.
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>> FOR YEARS, I'VE BEEN
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RECOMMENDING YOU GET A FLU SHOT,
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JULIA.
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>> YEAH, WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE
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BOTHERED YOU, BUT DR. EDELMAN'S
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OUT OF TOWN, AND...
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I'VE BEEN FEELING REALLY RUN
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DOWN.
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>> WELL, YOU'VE HAD A ROUGH
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MONTH. AND IT WOULDN'T BE
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CHRISTMAS IF YOU WEREN'T TRYING
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TO DO MORE THAN HUMANLY
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POSSIBLE. AT LEAST WHEN I WAS
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AROUND, YOU HAD A LITTLE HELP
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WITH ALL OF IT.
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THIS WILL STING A LITTLE.
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>> WELL, I THINK YOU'RE
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MYTHOLOGIZING OUR HOLIDAYS
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TOGETHER, SEAN. WHAT I REMEMBER
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MOST IS NAGGING YOU ENDLESSLY.
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>> I REMEMBER THAT, TOO.
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JUST HOLD THIS.
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I MISS ALL OF IT.
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UH, SO, YOU GUYS DOING THE BIG
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TURKEY DINNER THING?
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>> NO. NOT THIS YEAR.
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MATT'S BEEN INVITED TO THE
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ALDERMANS AND ANNIE'S GOING TO
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EPCOT WITH THE EPSTEINS.
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>> SO I IMAGINE YOU AND QUENTIN
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WILL BE SKIING IN GSTAAD OR
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SNORKELING IN ST. BART'S, THEN.
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>> I'M NOT SEEING QUENTIN
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ANYMORE.
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AND HE'S NO LONGER WORKING AT
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THE SPA.
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>> HE QUIT?
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>> I FIRED HIM.
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PLEASE, SEAN, NO PATERNALISTIC
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I TOLD YOU SO'S.
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>> I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT
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I'M SORRY IF THAT PUTS A DAMPER
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ON YOUR CHRISTMAS.
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>> NO. I HAVE A TON OF WORK TO
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DO, AND THIS YEAR, CHRISTMAS IS
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JUST ANOTHER DAY.
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>> YEAH.
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>> WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA PUT
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THE BAND-AID ON ME?
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>> RIGHT.
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SORRY. UM...
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>> [CHUCKLES]
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WHAT?
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>> I WAS JUST THINKING THAT...
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>> THAT WE SHOULD HAVE LINDA
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DO A BLOOD PANEL, MAKE SURE
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YOU'RE NOT ANEMIC.
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>> [CLEARS THROAT] YEAH.
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FINE. YOU'RE THE DOCTOR.
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[SIGHS]
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>> * AWAY IN A MANGER,
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NO CRIB FOR A BED,
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THE LITTLE LORD JESUS... *
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>> THIS IS SO WRONG.
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>> YEAH, I KNOW. I DIDN'T THINK
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THEY COULD PUT RELIGIOUS STUFF
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ON SCHOOL GROUNDS.
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>> MATT, ARE YOU LOOKING AT
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THEIR FACES?
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THEY'RE BLACK!
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JESUS WAS NOT BLACK.
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>> THEY'RE A LITTLE
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DARK-SKINNED, MAYBE, BUT
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IT'S NOT LIKE THEY HAVE AFROS.
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>> HUH. IT FIGURES THEY WOULD BE
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ALLOWED TO DO THIS.
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>> WELL, IF YOU'RE THAT UPSET,
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TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL.
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>> RIGHT. PRINCIPAL GOLDBERG?
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MATT, SHE'S A JEW. SHE DOESN'T
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CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
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SHE'S AT HOME ON THE 25th
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EATING CHINESE FOOD OR
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SOMETHING. I MEAN, IF SHE REALLY
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HAVE HAPPENED.
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>> HMM. THIS WHOLE THING IS A
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FAIRY TALE. COME ON. I THOUGHT
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WE WERE SKIPPING LAST PERIOD.
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>> THE STORY OF THE BIRTH OF
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JESUS IS SACRED, MATT.
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IT'S THE FOUNDATION OF ALL
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CHRISTIANITY. SAYING THAT JESUS
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WAS A MUD BABY IS LIKE
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PISSING ON THE BIBLE.
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>> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE
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IT LITERALLY. THE STORY'S FOR
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KIDS. JESUS IS SANTA CLAUS FOR
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ADULTS.
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>> DO YOU KNOW WHO SANTA WAS
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BEFORE HE BECAME THE MARKETING
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TOOL HE IS TODAY?
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ST. NICHOLAS, THE PATRON SAINT
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OF CHARITY.
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BUT BY 1930, WHEN COCA-COLA
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GOT AHOLD OF HIM, HE SUDDENLY
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BECAME THIS BIG FAT-ASS IN
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A RED SUIT, FLYING AROUND
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WITH A SLEIGH AND REINDEER,
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TOTALLY CORRUPTING THE HOLIDAY
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AND MOCKING ANY RELIGIOUS
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MEANING BEHIND IT.
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>> YOU'RE KIDDING.
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>> NO, I'M NOT.
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IT'S A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT
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HAPPENS WHEN WE DON'T PROTECT
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OUR HISTORY. WHEN WE DON'T
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PROTECT OUR TRUTH, IT CAN BE
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REWRITTEN. WE HAVE TO DO
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SOMETHING.
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>> * HALLELUJAH,
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HALLELUJAH... *
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>> THE MESSIAH?
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LIZ, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
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AN ATHEIST.
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>> I KIND OF GO ON THE WAGON
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AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. YOU MISS
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OUT ON TOO MUCH GOOD MUSIC IF
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YOU DON'T. AND IT PUTS ME IN
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A VERY FORGIVING MOOD.
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>> WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'M GLAD
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IT'S ON. ALL RIGHT. SHALL WE
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SUCK THE PRINGLES OUT OF THE
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KRINGLE?
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>> * HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH,
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HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH,
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FOR THE LORD GOD OMNIPOTENT... *
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>> OH, SORRY, MAESTRO.
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WE STARTED THE PERFORMANCE
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WITHOUT YOU.
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>> * HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH,
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HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH... *
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>> ARE YOU OK? YOU LOOK LIKE
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SOMEBODY DUMPED A LUMP OF COAL
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IN YOUR STOCKING.
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>> JULIA'S PREGNANT.
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>> WHAT?
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>> SHE CAME IN EARLIER FOR A FLU
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SHOT, I RAN A BLOOD PANEL
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AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE,
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AND THE LAB JUST CALLED AND
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SAID SHE WAS PREGNANT.
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>> DID YOU TELL HER?
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>> LIZ, YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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>> I THINK JULIA'S GONNA BE ABLE
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TO FIGURE THIS OUT FOR HERSELF.
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HOW LONG AGO DID SHE AND QUENTIN
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START SEEING EACH OTHER?
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>> SHIT.
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>> YEAH.
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>> NO, SHIT, I HIT SOMETHING.
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LOOK.
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>> WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE?
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>> I DON'T KNOW. LIKE A TUMOR
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OR A HERNIA, MAYBE?
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>> THAT'S NO HERNIA.
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>> WHAT ARE HER VITALS?
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>> HEART RATE'S INCREASING.
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>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO OPEN HER
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UP. I'LL GO TALK TO SANTA.
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>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA NEED
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A LAPAROTOMY TRAY.
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>> * AND HE SHALL REIGN FOREVER
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AND EVER AND EVER,
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AND HE SHALL REIGN FOREVER
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AND EVER AND EVER... *
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>> CONSENT SIGNED.
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WE'RE GOING IN.
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>> * FOREVER AND EVER,
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AND LORD OF LORDS... *
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>> 10 BLADE.
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>> * AND HE SHALL REIGN FOREVER
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AND EVER,
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KING OF KINGS
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AND LORD OF LORDS,
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KING OF KINGS
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AND LORD OF LORDS,
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AND HE SHALL REIGN FOREVER... *
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>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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>> * FOREVER AND EVER... *
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>> THAT'S NOT GROWING OUT OF HER
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UTERUS, IS IT?
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>> * HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH,
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HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH... *
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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>> IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE
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DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE
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PREGNANT, EITHER.
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>> * HALLELUJAH *
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[CHRISTMAS HYMN PLAYING]
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[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]
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>> * I SAID A LITTLE ROCK,
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SAID A LITTLE ROLL,
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OOH BAM BOOM SKANY-ANY DOH BOH,
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GOTTA ROCK,
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GOTTA ROCK,
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SAID SANTA'S GONNA ROCK 'N' ROLL
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ON CHRISTMAS EVE,
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WELL, SANTA'S BEEN WORKING HARD
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ALL YEAR LONG,
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NOW IT'S GONNA BE WINE, WOMEN,
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AND SONG,
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WHOLE RIDE IS ROCKIN', REELIN',
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GIVE IT A RING,
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GONNA RING
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THE LITTLE HOLIDAYS IN
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AND DIG THIS DAY,
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GOTTA BO-DE-OH
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WITH THE LITTLE WHITE PICKS,
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IF THE CAR DON'T DO IT,
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YOU DON'T DANCE WITH ME,
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LET IT ROCK,
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GONNA ROCK,
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YEAH,
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PLAY A LITTLE ROCK 'N' ROLL
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ON CHRISTMAS EVE,
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AAH! HERE WE GO... *
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>> HEADS UP.
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>> WHOO!
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>> NICE CATCH.
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>> I GOTS THE GOOD HANDS, BABY.
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>> OH, DON'T I KNOW IT.
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>> * WELL, SANTA GOT DRUNK
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LAST CHRISTMAS EVE... *
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>> WE HAVE TO DO IT, I GUESS.
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>> * HEY, GOTTA ROCK,
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YES, IT'S TIME FOR ROCK 'N' ROLL
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ON CHRISTMAS EVE... *
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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>> * YEAH, IT'S TIME
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FOR A LITTLE ROCK 'N' ROLL
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ON CHRISTMAS EVE,
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HERE WE GO,
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WE'LL REALLY ROLL,
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IT'S GONNA ROCK 'N' ROLL
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ON CHRISTMAS EVE *
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>> I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO CALL,
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BUT I...TOOK A CHANCE.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT THESE.
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IT'S THE HANDMADE ORNAMENTS
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FROM WHEN THE KIDS WERE LITTLE.
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>> GREAT. ONE MORE BOX OF
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DECORATIONS TO HANG.
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>> ANNIE SAID YOU GUYS ALREADY
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TRIMMED THE TREE.
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>> YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT
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IS, SEAN. EVERYONE STARTS OUT
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WITH GOOD INTENTIONS, AND
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EVENTUALLY I'M ALL BY MYSELF
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EATING ALL THE COOKIES AND
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GUESSING OUT LOUD TO JEOPARDY!
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BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU SEEN MATT'S
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BABY ORNAMENT? I MEAN, MAYBE
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IT'S IN HERE, BUT I DON'T KNOW
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WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO IT.
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DO YOU THINK IT'S BAD LUCK TO
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LOSE YOUR BABY'S FIRST
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ORNAMENT? IS THAT LIKE LOSING
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YOUR WEDDING RING?
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>> JULIA, THE BLOOD PANEL CAME
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BACK.
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YOU'RE PREGNANT.
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>> PREGNANT WITH A--WHAT DID YOU
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CALL IT?
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>> A LITHOPEDION. LITHO MEANING
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STONE, PEDION MEANING CHILD.
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YOU HAD A...PETRIFIED FETUS
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INSIDE OF YOU.
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>> HOW DOES SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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HAPPEN?
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>> AT SOME POINT, YOU HAD AN
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UNDIAGNOSED PREGNANCY AND THE
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FETUS DIED. THROUGH SOME FLUKE,
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IT REMAINED IN YOUR ABDOMINAL
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CAVITY AND JUST CALCIFIED OVER
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TIME.
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>> JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH.
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HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN IN THERE?
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>> I'D SAY AT LEAST 15 YEARS,
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MAYBE EVEN 20 DUE TO THE LEVEL
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OF CALCIFICATION. THE PATHOLOGY
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LAB WILL BE MUCH MORE PRECISE.
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>> I'M SORRY. THIS IS KIND OF
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HARD TO BELIEVE.
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>> I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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>> THE EVIDENCE IS PRETTY
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IRREFUTABLE.
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>> I'M NOT PRETENDING THAT I'M
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THE VIRGIN MARY, BUT WHAT I'M
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SAYING IS, I...
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I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT THIS.
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>> I HAVE A COLLEAGUE, A VERY
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GOOD DOCTOR, WHO COULD TAKE
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GOOD CARE OF--
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>> I'M NOT READY FOR THAT
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CONVERSATION, SEAN.
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>> I'M JUST TRYING TO BE
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HELPFUL, JULIA.
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I'M PROBABLY STATING THE OBVIOUS
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HERE, BUT QUENTIN IS NOT
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SOMEONE YOU WANT TO HAVE--
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>> PLEASE, SEAN, DON'T SAY
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ANY MORE.
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>> DO YOU WANT THIS BABY?
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>> I ALWAYS WANTED A BABY.
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BOTH OF US DID.
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WE WERE TOLD IT WASN'T
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A POSSIBILITY.
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WAS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?
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>> AFTER THEY RUN ALL THE TESTS,
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WE'LL KNOW MORE. THE ORGANS
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WEREN'T VISIBLE.
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>> CAN I SEE IT BEFORE YOU SEND
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IT OFF?
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>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD
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IDEA.
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>> I NEED TO SEE IT.
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>> I NEED TO BE ALONE NOW, SEAN.
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>> [SIGHS]
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>> YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING TO
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QUENTIN, HAVE YOU?
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>> THAT'S YOUR JOB, JULIA.
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I'D NEVER DO THAT.
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ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM?
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SORRY. LIKE I SAID EARLIER,
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I SHOULD HAVE CALLED FIRST.
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>> [SIGHS]
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>> OH.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA
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TELL SANTA.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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>> IS THAT FOR ME?
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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I'M HERE FOR MY PAYOUT,
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CHRISTIAN. YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED
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MY CALLS.
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>> I'LL GET IT OFF TO YOU IN THE
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MORNING.
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>> I NEED IT NOW.
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I'M LEAVING FOR THE HOLIDAYS
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IN THE MORNING.
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>> ALL BY YOUR LONESOME?
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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR
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BURGEONING RELATIONSHIP?
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>> WHAT RELATIONSHIP?
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>> I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION
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THAT YOU AND JULIA--
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>> JULIA AND I HAD A PARTING OF
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THE WAYS.
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>> HMM. WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM,
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SHE DIDN'T HAVE A DICK?
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>> I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
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CHRISTIAN. SHE TRIED TO BLOW ME
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IN HER JACUZZI AND I HAD THIS
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EPIPHANY. IF I'M FINDING THIS
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A SAD CHORE, HOW COULD I
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POSSIBLY GO FURTHER?
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I HAD TO FINISH OFF IN THE JET.
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>> SO YOU AND JULIA NEVER--
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>> NO. NOT ONCE.
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I WANT MY MONEY NOW.
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>> TO BE HONEST, I'M THRILLED
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TO BE WRITING THIS CHECK.
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IT MEANS I'LL NEVER HAVE TO LAY
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EYES ON YOU AGAIN.
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WHAT A GIFT.
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
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>> * HARK THE HERALD ANGELS
521
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,049
SING,
522
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,385
GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING,
523
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,754
PEACE ON EARTH AND MERCY MILD,
524
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,723
GOD AND SINNERS RECONCILED... *
525
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,359
>> MATT?
526
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,764
CAN YOU TELL THAT SHE'S STILL
527
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,732
BLACK?
528
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,934
>> [SNORTS]
529
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,136
SHE LOOKS ALBINO.
530
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,740
YOU--YOU KNOW, I WAS, UH...
531
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,376
I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD WATER
532
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,810
SOME OF THIS PAINT DOWN SO THAT
533
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,414
THEY DON'T LOOK SO CARTOONISH.
534
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,682
>> NO. I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE
535
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,784
TO DO SECOND COATS ON ALL THESE.
536
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,586
THEY'RE NOT WHITE ENOUGH.
537
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:00,887
>> YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
538
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:01,988
>> NO. I MEAN, YOU CAN TELL
539
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,023
THAT SHE'S BLACK. LOOK, LOOK.
540
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,858
WHEN THE LIGHT HITS HER,
541
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,127
YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL.
542
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,128
>> I THINK PEOPLE WILL GET THE
543
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,129
POINT.
544
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,130
>> WELL, I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO
545
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,064
KNOW THAT THERE WAS BLACK
546
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,466
UNDERNEATH THERE BEFORE.
547
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:17,003
WHY IS THAT WRONG?
548
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,438
>> ARE YOU OK?
549
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:29,148
>> DO YOU LOVE ME?
550
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,017
>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
551
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,586
>> DO YOU LOVE ME?
552
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:40,527
>> HONEY, I JUST STOLE THE
553
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,895
BABY JESUS BECAUSE YOU ASKED
554
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,564
ME TO.
555
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:53,172
YES, I LOVE YOU.
556
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,774
>> SO IF I TOLD YOU A SECRET,
557
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,042
YOU'D PROMISE NOT TO TELL
558
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,644
ANYONE, RIGHT?
559
00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:58,811
>> MM-HMM.
560
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,980
YOU CAN TRUST ME.
561
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,886
>> OK.
562
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,121
YOU HAD MRS. TIGH'S HISTORY
563
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,022
CLASS, RIGHT?
564
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:10,923
>> MM-HMM.
565
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,092
>> SHE MADE US DO THIS FAMILY
566
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,794
TREE, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA
567
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,062
BE A GOOD CHRISTMAS PRESENT
568
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,666
FOR MY FAMILY, YOU KNOW? AND
569
00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,869
THEN I FOUND OUT THAT MY MOM'S
570
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:26,138
GREAT-GRANDMOTHER...
571
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,509
WAS BLACK, WHICH MEANS
572
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,143
THAT MY MOM IS PART BLACK,
573
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:34,113
WHICH MEANS THAT I'M--
574
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,214
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT MY MOM WAS
575
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,215
AN OCTOROON WHEN YOU MET HER,
576
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,216
DID YOU? I MEAN, YOU COULDN'T
577
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:38,084
TELL?
578
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:38,951
>> A WHAT?
579
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,087
>> AN OCTOROON. 1/8 BLACK.
580
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,690
AND THAT MEANS THAT I'M 1/16...
581
00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:45,625
BLACK.
582
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,794
>> HONEY, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY
583
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,829
WILL EVER BE ABLE TO TELL THAT.
584
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:50,963
>> MY DAD MIGHT.
585
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,665
MATT, IF I GET ANY DARKER,
586
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,066
THEN MY DAD'S GONNA BE ABLE TO
587
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,235
TELL.
588
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:59,639
>> ARIEL, YOU'RE WHITER THAN ME.
589
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:00,707
>> WELL, GENETICALLY, I HAVE
590
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,074
MORE MELANIN IN MY SKIN.
591
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,710
AND ONE DAY, I COULD START TO
592
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,913
TURN. I READ IT ONLINE, MATT.
593
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,289
COULD YOU HELP ME BLEACH MY
594
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,191
SKIN?
595
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,259
>> WHAT?
596
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:21,661
>> YEAH. THERE'S THIS CREAM THAT
597
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:22,762
YOU CAN GET THAT WHITENS YOUR
598
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,564
SKIN, AND YOUR MOM PROBABLY HAS
599
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:25,998
IT AT THE SPA, AND ALL YOU NEED
600
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,033
TO DO IS JUST GET AHOLD OF
601
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:27,867
SOME--
602
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:28,868
>> HONEY, THAT'S CRAZY.
603
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:29,736
>> WHY? PEOPLE DO IT ALL THE
604
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:30,737
TIME. IT'S COSMETIC.
605
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:31,604
>> TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SKIN
606
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,005
WHITER? HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP
607
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:33,940
ANYTHING?
608
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,107
>> BECAUSE IF MY DAD FINDS OUT
609
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,876
THAT I HAVE BLACK BLOOD IN ME,
610
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:39,111
HE'S GONNA GO BALLISTIC.
611
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:41,013
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HOW HE IS,
612
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:42,114
AND I'M REALLY SCARED WHAT HE'S
613
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,249
GONNA DO TO ME AND MY MOM.
614
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:44,183
>> YEAH, BUT SO WHAT IF YOU'VE
615
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:45,785
GOT BLACK BLOOD IN YOU FROM
616
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:47,086
100 YEARS AGO? THAT DOESN'T
617
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,688
CHANGE WHO YOU ARE NOW.
618
00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:49,756
>> OH, NO?
619
00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:51,257
>> NO.
620
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:52,759
>> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED WHEN
621
00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:54,193
YOUR DAD FOUND OUT 17 YEARS
622
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:55,628
LATER THAT YOU WEREN'T THE SON
623
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:59,599
THAT HE THOUGHT YOU WERE?
624
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:02,134
HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU?
625
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:14,647
>> * CHRISTMASTIME IS HERE,
626
00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:18,918
HAPPINESS AND CHEER,
627
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,720
FUN FOR ALL
628
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,055
THAT CHILDREN CALL
629
00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:25,792
THEIR FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR... *
630
00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:26,926
>> YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY
631
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:27,994
GOOD BOY THIS YEAR.
632
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,629
SANTA BROUGHT YOU AN EARLY
633
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:32,164
STOCKING STUFFER. GUESS WHO IS
634
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:35,067
NOT THE FATHER OF JULIA'S BABY?
635
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,068
>> YOU.
636
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,236
>> HA HA. VERY FUNNY.
637
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:40,006
QUENTIN.
638
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,041
>> YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM, DID YOU?
639
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,042
I PROMISED JULIA--
640
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,076
>> I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
641
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,077
HE VOLUNTEERED IT.
642
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,646
HE SAID THAT HE NEVER
643
00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,948
SLEPT WITH JULIA.
644
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:53,686
>> YOU BELIEVE HIM?
645
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:54,721
>> WHY WOULD HE LIE? HE'S TOO
646
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,923
MUCH OF A COCK NOT TO CROW.
647
00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,057
SO SHE MUST BE SEEING SOMEONE.
648
00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:02,629
SHE MENTION ANYTHING TO YOU?
649
00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:06,232
>> NO, UH...SHE HASN'T.
650
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,700
>> ARE YOU SURE? NOT EVEN IN
651
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:08,835
PASSING? I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
652
00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:09,969
A FRIEND OR SOMEBODY NEW AT
653
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:12,038
WORK OR...
654
00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:17,243
>> NOPE.
655
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,978
>> SHIT. REALLY?
656
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:25,351
THEN WHO THE HELL'S THE FATHER?
657
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:28,755
>> WHO IS THE GODDAMN FATHER?!
658
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,723
IT'S A PRETTY SIMPLE QUESTION,
659
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,391
JOY!
660
00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:35,995
>> EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN HERE?
661
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:37,129
>> I KNEW HE WOULDN'T TAKE IT
662
00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:38,130
WELL.
663
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,432
>> TAKE IT WELL? SHE TELLS ME
664
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,768
HOW SHE WALKS AROUND WITH
665
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,235
ANOTHER MAN'S BABY INSIDE OF
666
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,370
HER? WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO
667
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,906
SAY--HO, HO, HO? LET ME TELL YOU
668
00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,741
SOMETHING. YOU ARE THE GODDAMN
669
00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:49,842
HO, JOY.
670
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,277
>> LOOK, IT'S DIFFICULT NEWS
671
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:52,779
TO ABSORB, MR. KRINGLE, BUT YOUR
672
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,781
WIFE HAS JUST BEEN THROUGH MAJOR
673
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,115
SURGERY, AND WE NEED TO STAY
674
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,149
CALM.
675
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:58,417
>> OH, I'LL BE A LOT CALMER
676
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:00,052
ONCE I GET AN ANSWER.
677
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,795
>> IT WAS 17 YEARS AGO.
678
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,897
IT WAS JUST ONCE.
679
00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:13,232
>> WHO WAS IT?!
680
00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:19,371
>> IT WAS ANDY.
681
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:23,743
>> ANDY?
682
00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:27,413
MY ASSISTANT ANDY?
683
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:30,983
HE WAS--HE WAS 18 YEARS OLD.
684
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,952
HE WAS--HE WAS PAYING HIS WAY
685
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:34,320
THROUGH COLLEGE BY WORKING FOR
686
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,957
US. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, JOY?
687
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:40,126
>> HE PAID ME SOME GODDAMN
688
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:42,461
ATTENTION, WES. AFTER THE
689
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,363
DOCTORS TOLD US YOUR SPERM
690
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,833
WASN'T VIABLE, YOU JUST JUMPED
691
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,736
HEADLONG INTO THE WHOLE SANTA
692
00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,738
THING AND ALL THE LITTLE BRATS
693
00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:55,074
THAT WORSHIPPED YOU, AND IT WAS
694
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:56,943
ALL ABOUT THEM AND YOUR CAREER,
695
00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:59,245
AND I GOT A LITTLE LONELY.
696
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:00,813
I COULDN'T TALK TO YOU.
697
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:05,217
I STILL CAN'T.
698
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,853
>> I'LL NEVER GET PAST THIS,
699
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:11,023
JOY...EVER.
700
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,524
>> YOU KNOW, MR. KRINGLE,
701
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:15,494
I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE.
702
00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,196
SOMETHING FROM THE PAST CAME UP
703
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,465
IN MY MARRIAGE, AND GIVEN ALL
704
00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:20,967
YOU TWO HAVE BUILT TOGETHER,
705
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,168
I'D HATE TO SEE RASHNESS
706
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,435
PREVAIL HERE.
707
00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,938
>> IT'S ALL BEEN A LIE, JOY?
708
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,239
OUR ENTIRE MARRIAGE?
709
00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,508
>> NO, OF COURSE NOT.
710
00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:32,945
BUT EVERY DAY ISN'T CHRISTMAS.
711
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:35,381
SOMETIMES I DON'T FEEL JOLLY.
712
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,149
I FEEL LIKE SHIT.
713
00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:40,186
I'M TIRED OF BEING MRS. SANTA
714
00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:42,922
CLAUS. I JUST WANT TO BE
715
00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:46,058
MYSELF--JOY BECKENDAHL, YOUR
716
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:50,129
NORMAL, MOODY, MIDDLE-AGED WIFE.
717
00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:53,165
>> WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S
718
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:58,104
POSSIBLE ANYMORE, JOY.
719
00:28:58,104 --> 00:28:59,171
>> MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING TO
720
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,941
BE SAID FOR EMBRACING THE TRUTH,
721
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,409
FOR LIVING IN THE REALITY OF A
722
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,543
RELATIONSHIP INSTEAD OF THE
723
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:07,379
MYTH.
724
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:10,917
>> UH-HUH. WELL, HERE'S MY
725
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,920
REALITY. SHE CAN BE
726
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,288
NORMAL LITTLE JOY BECKENDAHL,
727
00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:19,558
THE EX-MRS. KRINGLE.
728
00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:21,760
SANTA'S GOING SOLO.
729
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,878
>> IF YOU WANT, I CAN GIVE YOU
730
00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:40,179
A GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR MRS.
731
00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:41,313
ALDERMAN TO COME IN FOR A
732
00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:42,314
MASSAGE.
733
00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:43,315
>> OH, PLEASE, MOM. THIS IS
734
00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:44,450
ALREADY TOO MUCH STUFF.
735
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,352
>> AS A MOTHER, I CAN TELL YOU,
736
00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:48,087
IF YOU'RE BEING INVITED TO SPEND
737
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:49,488
CHRISTMAS EVE AT THEIR HOUSE,
738
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,556
YOU'D BETTER MAKE A GOOD
739
00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:51,557
IMPRESSION.
740
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:52,558
>> WELL, TRUST ME, GIVING MRS.
741
00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,160
ALDERMAN THIS MUCH FREE SWAG
742
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,194
WILL LEAVE THE IMPRESSION THAT
743
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,263
I'M READY TO MARRY HER DAUGHTER.
744
00:29:57,263 --> 00:30:00,900
>> WHAT'S ARIEL'S MOM LIKE?
745
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,368
>> SHE'S NICE. YOU KNOW,
746
00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:05,437
TYPICAL MOM. NOTHING LIKE YOU.
747
00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:12,144
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY.
748
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,479
>> SURE YOU DIDN'T.
749
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,915
>> NO. I MEANT YOU'RE MORE THAN
750
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:20,486
JUST A MOTHER. YOU'RE A BIG SHOT
751
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,088
BUSINESSWOMAN WITH A WHOLE NEW
752
00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:24,156
CAREER FOR YOURSELF.
753
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,624
THAT'S A HELL OF A LOT BETTER
754
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,226
THAN BEING A STAY-AT-HOME MOM,
755
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:31,130
RIGHT?
756
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,932
>> OH, HONEY, YOU DON'T NEED
757
00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:35,167
THIS. THIS IS MEDICAL-GRADE
758
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,969
SKIN BLEACH.
759
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,971
>> OH, WOW. THANKS FOR CATCHING
760
00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:39,972
THAT.
761
00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:40,973
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
762
00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,374
>> BELIEVE ME, IF MRS. ALDERMAN
763
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,076
EVER PUT THAT ON BY MISTAKE,
764
00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:46,678
YOU WOULD NEVER BE INVITED BACK.
765
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:50,649
[RING]
766
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:53,619
>> SPA DE LA MER.
767
00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:56,956
HELLO?
768
00:30:56,956 --> 00:31:00,659
HELLO?
769
00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:03,329
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
770
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:04,396
>> HELLO?
771
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:05,531
[DIAL TONE]
772
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:06,465
[BEEPS]
773
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:13,705
>> UM, THANKS. YOU'RE BUSY.
774
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,342
I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OK? BYE.
775
00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:24,150
[BEEPS]
776
00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:27,954
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
777
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,021
[BEEPS]
778
00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:30,389
>> HELLO.
779
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:35,494
>> DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
780
00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,563
>> DID I?
781
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:41,400
UM...YEAH.
782
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:46,405
>> WHY DID YOU HANG UP?
783
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,607
>> I WAS CHICKEN.
784
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:55,081
I WAS CALLING TO SEE WHAT YOU
785
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,683
WERE DOING CHRISTMAS EVE.
786
00:31:57,683 --> 00:32:00,319
>> OH.
787
00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:06,358
>> ARE YOU BUSY?
788
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:09,996
>> SORT OF. UH...
789
00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:15,001
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. UM...
790
00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,268
AND I'LL PROBABLY WANT TO BE
791
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,137
ALONE LATER.
792
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,146
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE
793
00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:29,115
SOMEONE DRIVE YOU.
794
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:39,058
>> [GIGGLING]
795
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:40,359
COME ON, LET ME SEE IT,
796
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:41,460
LET ME SEE IT, LET ME SEE IT.
797
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,730
>> ALL RIGHT. JEEZ.
798
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:45,797
>> OH!
799
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:48,300
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
800
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,735
>> SILLY. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
801
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,270
WRAP IT.
802
00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:57,743
UH, WHAT IS THIS?
803
00:32:57,743 --> 00:33:01,580
>> UM...DR. SLOAN IS A
804
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,315
PSYCHOTHERAPIST WHO SPECIALIZES
805
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,650
IN TEEN IMAGE ISSUES.
806
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:08,487
MY GRANDMOTHER RECOMMENDED HER.
807
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,223
>> FOR WHAT?
808
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,758
>> I THINK YOU NEED TO TALK TO
809
00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,126
SOMEONE ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING
810
00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:15,694
THROUGH, ALL THIS PARANOIA ABOUT
811
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,096
BEING BLACK. I'M WORRIED.
812
00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,097
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE AN
813
00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:19,231
ANOREXIC. ONLY YOU CAN'T GET
814
00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:20,266
WHITE ENOUGH.
815
00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:21,733
>> YOU ARE GETTING WAY TOO
816
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,435
SERIOUS. COME ON, JUST--WHERE'S
817
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:24,636
THE CREAM?
818
00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,372
>> LOOK, I AM SERIOUS, ARIEL.
819
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,606
I THINK YOU NEED HELP.
820
00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:28,640
>> AND WHEN DID YOU BECOME THE
821
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,710
EXPERT ON MENTAL HEALTH?
822
00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,481
AHA! FOUND IT!
823
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:36,748
>> LOOK, THAT'S ONLY IN THERE
824
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:37,749
BECAUSE I'M RETURNING IT.
825
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:38,784
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.
826
00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:39,785
>> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
827
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,088
YESTERDAY WE WERE HAVING SO
828
00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:43,122
ON BOARD WITH THIS.
829
00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:44,123
>> YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT FUN
830
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:45,557
ANYMORE. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
831
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:46,792
HURTING YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING
832
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:47,793
CRAZY.
833
00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:48,794
>> HURTING MYSELF? THEY SELL
834
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,462
THIS IN BEAUTY PARLORS, MATT.
835
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:51,697
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
836
00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:52,798
>> IT'S STRONGER THAN THAT
837
00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:53,799
STUFF.
838
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,101
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I KNEW YOU
839
00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:56,135
WERE GONNA BE LIKE THIS,
840
00:33:56,135 --> 00:34:00,639
I WOULD HAVE ORDERED IT ONLINE.
841
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,674
YOU THINK IT'S WORKING?
842
00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:05,311
HOW DO I LOOK?
843
00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:09,248
>> A LITTLE INSANE, ACTUALLY.
844
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:10,349
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU,
845
00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:11,850
MATT. I THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY
846
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,152
UNDERSTOOD WHAT I WAS GOING
847
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:14,153
THROUGH, BUT YOU DON'T!
848
00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:15,554
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU!
849
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:16,855
GET OUT!
850
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,757
>> FINE.
851
00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:27,466
>> ASSHOLE.
852
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:34,706
>> WAIT. DON'T LEAVE.
853
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:35,707
>> NO, I THINK YOU WERE RIGHT.
854
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:36,708
I SHOULD GO.
855
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:37,843
>> MY FACE--IT FEELS LIKE IT'S
856
00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:38,844
ON FIRE.
857
00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:39,845
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
858
00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:43,415
>> MY FACE. HOW DO YOU MAKE IT
859
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,683
HOW DO YOU MAKE IT STOP?!
860
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,418
OW! YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!
861
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,455
>> OK, OK! COME ON!
862
00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,223
>> [CRYING]
863
00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:52,224
[SCREAMING AND SHOUTING
864
00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:55,394
INDISTINCTLY]
865
00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:05,804
>> IS SHE GONNA BE OK?
866
00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:07,273
>> IT'S NOTHING WORSE THAN A
867
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,541
FIRST-DEGREE BURN.
868
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,443
YOU'RE LUCKY MATT BROUGHT YOU IN
869
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,479
AS SOON AS HE DID. THERE SHOULD
870
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:17,283
BE NO PERMANENT SCARRING.
871
00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,651
>> THANK YOU, BY THE WAY.
872
00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,920
>> SO I GUESS PLASTIC SURGEONS
873
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,422
AREN'T THE DEVIL WHEN YOU NEED
874
00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:25,191
THEM, HUH?
875
00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:26,658
MATT, CAN I HAVE A WORD?
876
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,502
YOU'RE BOTH VERY LUCKY.
877
00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:37,569
IF SHE HAD A REACTION,
878
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:38,837
SHE'D BE IN SHOCK RIGHT NOW.
879
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,706
>> YEAH. I TOLD HER IT WAS A BAD
880
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:41,840
IDEA.
881
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,974
>> NOW, WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER
882
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:43,975
YOU STOLE THE CREAM FROM YOUR
883
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,445
MOTHER? HMM?
884
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:47,613
LOOK, YOU WANT TO SHAVE YOUR
885
00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:48,714
HEAD AND RUIN YOUR LIFE, THAT'S
886
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:49,715
FINE, BUT WHEN YOU START HURTING
887
00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:50,716
OTHER PEOPLE, THAT'S WHEN I HAVE
888
00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:51,717
A PROBLEM.
889
00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:54,320
>> LOOK, I CAME TO YOU FOR HELP,
890
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,754
BUT IF THIS IS GONNA TURN INTO
891
00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:56,822
A FATHER/SON LECTURE, THEN--
892
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:57,856
>> LET'S STOP PRETENDING WE
893
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:58,857
HAVE A FATHER/SON RELATIONSHIP,
894
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,592
SHALL WE?
895
00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:01,627
>> OK.
896
00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:04,463
>> I'M BILLING YOU FOR MY TIME.
897
00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:07,666
>> MATT! HEY--
898
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,536
ARIEL. WHAT--WHAT'S GOING ON
899
00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:11,470
HERE?
900
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:12,704
>> DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
901
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:13,872
>> WELL, MATT CALLED ME.
902
00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,841
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
903
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,409
>> SHE HAD A REACTION TO A
904
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,610
SKIN-BLEACHING CREAM.
905
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:19,611
NOTHING SEVERE. SHE'S GONNA BE
906
00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:20,479
FINE.
907
00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,013
>> WHY DID YOU CALL HIM?
908
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,482
>> BECAUSE YOU CAN'T KEEP
909
00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:25,317
HIDING THIS ANYMORE, ARIEL.
910
00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,718
>> HIDING WHAT? WHAT--
911
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,887
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
912
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,756
>> UM, MATT SAID THAT I SHOULD
913
00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:31,990
LIGHTEN MY FRECKLES, SO HE STOLE
914
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:33,592
SOME BLEACH CREAM FROM HIS MOM'S
915
00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,993
SPA, AND WE PUT IT ON MY FACE
916
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,628
AND I HAD A REACTION.
917
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:39,765
>> YOU DID THIS?
918
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,032
>> TELL HIM WHAT YOU TOLD ME
919
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,034
ABOUT THE RESEARCH PAPER.
920
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,036
HONEY, I WON'T LET HIM HURT YOU.
921
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:45,904
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
922
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,773
TALKING ABOUT.
923
00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,975
>> ARIEL DISCOVERED THAT HER
924
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,643
MOTHER, YOUR WIFE, COMES FROM
925
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:53,779
AFRICAN LINEAGE, BUT SHE WAS SO
926
00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:55,781
AFRAID OF WHAT YOU MIGHT DO
927
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,048
THAT SHE TRIED TO BLEACH HER
928
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:57,983
SKIN.
929
00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:58,917
>> WHAT?
930
00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,386
>> JUST TELL HER THAT BEING
931
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:02,521
1/16 BLACK DOESN'T MATTER TO
932
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,490
YOU, THAT YOUR LOVE FOR HER
933
00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:05,857
IS NOT BASED ON WHAT COLOR SHE
934
00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:07,393
IS.
935
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:10,529
>> HMM? IS THAT TRUE?
936
00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:12,564
>> OF COURSE NOT.
937
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,500
DAD, I'M NOT BLACK.
938
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,734
HE'S JUST SAYING THIS TO YOU
939
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:16,802
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET
940
00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:18,069
IN TROUBLE. YOU ARE A SICK
941
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:18,970
PERSON--
942
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:22,308
>> YOU DON'T THINK THAT I'D EVER
943
00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:25,010
HURT YOU, DO YOU, SWEETHEART?
944
00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,890
I WELCOME YOU INTO OUR HOME
945
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,559
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME,
946
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:43,529
BY MAKING UP THESE HATEFUL LIES?
947
00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,096
>> MR. ALDERMAN, SHE'LL DO
948
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,032
SOMETHING WORSE NEXT TIME.
949
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,434
>> NO, MY DAUGHTER IS ONE OF THE
950
00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:50,101
MOST CONFIDENT, STRONG WOMEN
951
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,102
THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN, AND YOU
952
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,571
COULDN'T HANDLE THAT, COULD YOU?
953
00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:53,772
SO YOU TRIED TO CHANGE HER FACE
954
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,441
SO THAT YOU'D FEEL BETTER ABOUT
955
00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:56,442
YOURSELF. YOU KNOW, THAT'S NO
956
00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:57,443
DIFFERENT THAN WHAT HE DOES.
957
00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:58,844
>> MY SON SAVED YOUR DAUGHTER
958
00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:00,546
FROM A SEVERE BURN. NOW, YOU CAN
959
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:01,813
BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT IF YOU
960
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,014
WANT TO. THAT'S FINE. BUT UNLESS
961
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,583
YOU WANT A PROBLEM WITH ME,
962
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:07,018
I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW.
963
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:09,455
>> AS LONG AS YOUR SON STAYS
964
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:12,123
AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER, WE HAVE
965
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:13,625
NO PROBLEM.
966
00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:27,506
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
967
00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:29,140
>> BECAUSE PEOPLE ONLY BELIEVE
968
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,076
WHAT THEY WANT TO.
969
00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:37,616
>> SO, LOOKS LIKE MY ADVICE FELL
970
00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:39,150
ON DEAF EARS.
971
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,487
>> OH, I HEARD YOU, DOCTOR.
972
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,054
IT'S JUST THAT I HADN'T MET
973
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:45,891
CIRCE YET. [CHUCKLES]
974
00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:48,894
WELL, THAT'S NOT QUITE TRUE.
975
00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:50,729
JOY USED TO CATCH US FLIRTING
976
00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:53,164
ALL THE TIME. CIRCE WORKED AT
977
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,500
THE CINNABUN NEAR THE NORTH
978
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,634
POLE.
979
00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,035
>> WELL, SHE'S NOT GOING TO
980
00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,169
CATCH YOU HERE IF THAT'S WHAT
981
00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,638
YOU WERE HOPING. YOUR WIFE
982
00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:01,407
CHECKED OUT THIS MORNING.
983
00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:02,508
>> SHE DID?
984
00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:03,875
>> YES.
985
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,777
>> WELL, SO WHAT?
986
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,713
SHE'LL--SHE'LL HEAR ABOUT IT,
987
00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:09,180
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
988
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,450
>> I WORK WITH SANTA NOW.
989
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,051
>> AND YOU WORK QUICKLY.
990
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,521
>> LOOK, DOC, ALL YEAR LONG
991
00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:17,656
IT'S, UH, "GIMME AN X-BOX. GIMME
992
00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:20,058
A SPONGEBOB." I SPEND MY LIFE
993
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,660
FULFILLING OTHER PEOPLE'S
994
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,794
WISHES. I'M SURE YOU KNOW
995
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:25,531
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
996
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:26,832
THIS YEAR SANTA GOT HIMSELF A
997
00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,066
PRESENT. [CHUCKLES]
998
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:31,437
CIRCE HERE HAS A FANTASTIC,
999
00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:33,672
WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, AND
1000
00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:35,541
I'D LIKE TO REWARD HER WITH SOME
1001
00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,677
DOUBLE Ds. COME ON, DOC.
1002
00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:40,078
WHAT BETTER WAY TO PROMOTE
1003
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,813
SANTA'S NEW IMAGE THAN BY
1004
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,683
SHOWING OFF HIS HEALTHY YOUNG
1005
00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,652
WOMAN?
1006
00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:47,886
[MUSIC PLAYS]
1007
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,821
>> * SANTA, BABY,
1008
00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,089
* JUST SLIP A SABLE
1009
00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:55,393
UNDER THE TREE AND CALL ME... *
1010
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,473
>> * CHESTNUTS ROASTING
1011
00:40:07,473 --> 00:40:11,176
ON AN OPEN FIRE... *
1012
00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,246
>> MATTY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
1013
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,247
HERE?
1014
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:17,983
>> I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T THINK
1015
00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,586
YOU'D BE HOME ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
1016
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,120
UH, I WAS JUST LEAVING THAT FOR
1017
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,855
YOU.
1018
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:37,703
IT'S AN I.O.U. 30 HOURS SLAVE
1019
00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:40,572
LABOR--CAR WASHES, COFFEE RUNS,
1020
00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:41,707
WHATEVER YOU NEED TO PAY OFF
1021
00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:44,876
ARIEL'S VISIT. I'M NOT EXACTLY
1022
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:48,146
LIQUID RIGHT NOW.
1023
00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:49,781
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1024
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,883
>> YOU HUNGRY? I JUST BOUGHT
1025
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:54,720
A TON OF FOOD.
1026
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,227
[FOOTBALL GAME ON TV]
1027
00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:03,595
Announcer: ...THE ONE-YARD LINE
1028
00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:06,765
BY SANDS. AND HE WAS TAKEN DOWN
1029
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:09,034
AT THE 23-YARD LINE. ANDRE
1030
00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,669
FRAZIER HAD HIM IN HIS SIGHTS,
1031
00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:12,538
MADE THE HIT, AND THERE'S A FLAG
1032
00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:14,239
DOWN AT THE 15-YARD LINE.
1033
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:15,306
SO WE'LL START WITH A...
1034
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,175
>> NOT A BAD WAY TO SPEND THE
1035
00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,243
HOLIDAYS.
1036
00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:22,047
>> MM, NO. TWO SINGLE MEN
1037
00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:24,182
WATCHING FOOTBALL, EATING
1038
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:28,253
CHINESE. THAT'S AMERICA.
1039
00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:34,760
HOW ARE YOU DOING, BY THE WAY?
1040
00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:39,264
>> I DON'T THINK ABOUT HER.
1041
00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:46,672
I WAS PROUD OF WHAT YOU DID
1042
00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:48,206
EARLIER. STANDING UP TO THAT
1043
00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:49,775
ASSHOLE TOOK GUTS.
1044
00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:51,209
>> IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE
1045
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,944
ANYTHING, MAN. THEY'LL GO ON
1046
00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:54,680
LIVING THEIR LIE AND NO ONE WILL
1047
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,883
EVER TALK ABOUT IT.
1048
00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:02,353
>> YOU EVER WISH YOU DIDN'T KNOW
1049
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,222
ABOUT ME...BEING YOUR BIOLOGICAL
1050
00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:05,757
FATHER?
1051
00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:13,098
>> YEAH.
1052
00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:14,966
IT WAS CERTAINLY EASIER NOT
1053
00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:17,969
KNOWING.
1054
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,605
BUT, UH...
1055
00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:25,677
I'M ADJUSTING.
1056
00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:34,753
YOU?
1057
00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:42,127
>> I'M ADJUSTING, TOO.
1058
00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:45,130
[MUSIC PLAYS]
1059
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:55,741
>> * OOH OOH,
1060
00:42:55,741 --> 00:43:01,146
OOH OOH OOH OOH,
1061
00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:04,883
O HOLY NIGHT... *
1062
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,752
>> UH, I'M JULIA McNAMARA.
1063
00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:09,888
I HAVE A 7:30 APPOINTMENT.
1064
00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:11,422
>> JUST FILL THIS OUT, MRS.
1065
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,891
McNAMARA.
1066
00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:14,425
>> * ...THE NIGHT
1067
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:18,930
OF THE DEAR SAVIOR'S BIRTH... *
1068
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,165
[THUNDER]
1069
00:43:20,165 --> 00:43:21,800
>> RAIN STARTED YET?
1070
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,036
>> NOT YET.
1071
00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:29,174
ANY MINUTE, THOUGH.
1072
00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:31,009
THANK YOU.
1073
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,778
>> THANK YOU. PLEASE HAVE A
1074
00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:34,212
SEAT. THE DOCTOR WILL BE OUT
1075
00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,313
IN A FEW MINUTES.
1076
00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:37,182
>> * LONG LAY THE WORLD
1077
00:43:37,182 --> 00:43:43,755
IN SIN AND ERROR PINING,
1078
00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:46,324
THEN HE APPEARED
1079
00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:53,331
AND THE SOUL FELT ITS WORTH,
1080
00:43:53,331 --> 00:43:57,936
A THRILL OF HOPE,
1081
00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:01,006
THE WEARY SOUL REJOICES... *
1082
00:44:01,006 --> 00:44:03,474
>> I WAS THINKING...THIS IS OUR
1083
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:04,943
FIRST CHRISTMAS EVE ALONE
1084
00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:07,212
WITHOUT THE KIDS IN 18 YEARS.
1085
00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:10,481
>> * A NEW AND GLORIOUS MORN *
1086
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,350
>> YES. JUST THINKING THE SAME
1087
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:13,484
THING.
1088
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:20,491
>> * FALL ON YOUR KNEES,
1089
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:27,498
OH, HEAR THE ANGELS' VOICES *
1090
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,735
>> IT'S YOUR BABY, SEAN.
1091
00:44:29,735 --> 00:44:34,372
>> * O NIGHT DIVINE... *
1092
00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:37,508
>> I KNOW.
1093
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:41,246
>> * O NIGHT... *
1094
00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:42,814
>> MRS. McNAMARA? THE DOCTOR'S
1095
00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:44,382
READY FOR YOU NOW.
1096
00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:48,119
>> OK.
1097
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:52,390
>> * O NIGHT...
1098
00:44:52,390 --> 00:45:00,498
O HOLY NIGHT,
1099
00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:07,272
O NIGHT DIVINE,
1100
00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:13,912
O NIGHT *
1101
00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:22,387
* TRULY HE TAUGHT US
1102
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:28,393
TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER,
1103
00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:31,296
HIS LAW IS LOVE,
1104
00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:38,436
AND HIS GOSPEL IS PEACE *
1105
00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:41,306
>> I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
1106
00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:42,507
>> ME NEITHER.
1107
00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:45,410
>> * FOR THE SLAVE IS OUR... *
1108
00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:46,912
>> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
1109
00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:49,280
>> * BROTHER...
1110
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,582
AND IN HIS NAME
1111
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:58,456
ALL OPPRESSION SHALL CEASE,
1112
00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:03,328
SWEET HYMNS OF JOY
1113
00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:08,199
IN GRATEFUL CHORUS RISE,
1114
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:12,904
LET ALL WITHIN US
1115
00:46:12,904 --> 00:46:17,475
PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME,
1116
00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:25,616
CHRIST IS OUR LORD,
1117
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:35,226
* O HEAR THE ANGELS' VOICES,
1118
00:46:35,226 --> 00:46:42,868
O NIGHT DIVINE,
1119
00:46:42,868 --> 00:46:53,511
O NIGHT WHEN CHRIST WAS BORN,
1120
00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:58,116
O NIGHT...
1121
00:46:58,116 --> 00:47:05,523
O NIGHT...O NIGHT,
1122
00:47:05,523 --> 00:47:14,032
O NIGHT DIVINE *
1123
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,007
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
1124
00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:23,141
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1125
00:47:23,141 --> 00:47:24,475
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