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FAILING'S FINE. 7 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:29,500 IF WE GO DOWN IN FLAMES, AT LEAST THERE WERE FLAMES! 8 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,834 I'M HAPPY JUST TO BE AROUND HIM. 9 00:00:31,834 --> 00:00:34,750 HE IS AMAZING. 10 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:38,667 NO ONE SEEMS TO NOTICE I'M SO FULL OF SHIT. 11 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:41,083 AND I CAN HEAR THE FURNITURE WHISPERING. 12 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,542 MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY ADJUSTING YOUR MEDICATION AGAIN. 13 00:00:43,542 --> 00:00:44,500 MAYBE. 14 00:00:46,709 --> 00:00:49,417 [ TYPEWRITER CLICKING, BELL CHIMES ] 15 00:00:52,542 --> 00:00:54,375 [ WIND WHISTLING ] 16 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,583 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 17 00:01:27,291 --> 00:01:29,125 [ GUNSHOT ] 18 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:38,750 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] YEAH? 19 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,291 HEY. IS NOW A GOOD TIME? 20 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:42,417 NO. 21 00:01:42,417 --> 00:01:44,041 REALLY? YEP. 22 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:46,375 OH. 23 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:50,750 YOU'RE STILL THERE. 24 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:51,834 UH, YEAH, I KNOW. 25 00:01:51,834 --> 00:01:53,959 UH... 26 00:01:53,959 --> 00:01:57,500 I JUST... I KIND OF NEED A LITTLE ADVICE. 27 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,250 ADVICE? 28 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:00,208 CAREER STUFF. 29 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:01,875 I'M REALLY BAD AT THAT SHIT, 30 00:02:01,875 --> 00:02:04,542 AND I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE TO GO TO. 31 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:07,333 I SWEAR IT WILL JUST TAKE LIKE A MINUTE. 32 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,125 A MINUTE. 33 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:11,500 THANKS. 34 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,583 [ SIGHS ] 35 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,917 I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS. 36 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:19,250 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST STARTING OUT, 37 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,750 AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A MISTAKE AND FUCK IT ALL UP. 38 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:28,250 OKAY. LOOK. FIRST OF ALL, YOU GOT TO RELAX. 39 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:29,875 YOU'RE FREAKING YOURSELF OUT HERE. 40 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,125 [ SIGHS ] YOU THINK? 41 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:32,875 THIS IS THE GOOD PART. 42 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:34,709 YOU GOT A JOB. YOU'RE ON A SHOW. 43 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:37,291 ENJOY IT. NO. I KNOW. 44 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:40,333 IT'S JUST -- IT'S ALL THIS STUFF COMING AT ME. 45 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:42,083 WHAT KIND OF STUFF? 46 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,208 YOU KNOW, LIKE MOVIE STUFF. 47 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:45,125 MOVIE STUFF? YEAH. 48 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:47,125 I'M STARTING TO GET ALL THESE OFFERS, 49 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,667 LIKE THIS BIG MICHAEL BAY THING. 50 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:50,041 MICHAEL BAY? 51 00:02:50,041 --> 00:02:51,709 [ SIGHS ] IT'S CALLED "TSUNAMI." 52 00:02:51,709 --> 00:02:53,000 DO YOU DROWN? 53 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,291 NO. 54 00:02:56,083 --> 00:02:58,000 SO WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION FOR ME? 55 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,125 OKAY. LIKE, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONES TO PICK? 56 00:03:01,125 --> 00:03:04,166 I MEAN, BACK WHEN YOU WERE HOT, 57 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:06,667 YOU DID A BUNCH OF MOVIES, RIGHT? 58 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,125 MM-HMM. 59 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:10,959 AND IT'S NOT LIKE YOU READ THEM AND THOUGHT, 60 00:03:10,959 --> 00:03:12,667 "WELL, THIS IS A PIECE OF CRAP." 61 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:15,667 YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA BE GOOD, YOU KNOW? 62 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:16,667 MM-HMM. 63 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:18,750 IT'S SCARY, 64 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:21,166 'CAUSE, LIKE, YOU MAKE A BUNCH OF SHITTY ONES, 65 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:23,166 AND SUDDENLY THEY DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE. 66 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:25,333 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. MM-HMM. 67 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:29,333 I DO NOT WANT TO BE 50 AND STILL DOING SITCOMS. 68 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:31,458 DID YOU JUST POINT TO ME ON "50"? 69 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:32,709 UH... 70 00:03:32,709 --> 00:03:35,291 YOU THINK I'M 50? YOU THINK I'M FUCKING 50?! 71 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:37,917 NO. I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE. 72 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,875 WELL, I'M NOT FUCKING 50! 73 00:03:39,875 --> 00:03:42,041 DUDE, YOU LOOK GREAT. 74 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:44,709 I HOPE I LOOK THIS GOOD WHEN I'M -- 75 00:03:44,709 --> 00:03:46,542 WHEN YOU'RE WHAT? 76 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:52,208 SAY A NUMBER! 77 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:53,166 TH... 78 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,750 YOUR MINUTE'S UP! 79 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:55,917 MINUTE'S UP! 80 00:03:55,917 --> 00:03:57,542 THANK YOU. 81 00:03:57,542 --> 00:03:59,166 THIS WAS GREAT. OPEN OR CLOSED? 82 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:01,000 MINUTE'S UP! 83 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:06,542 Woman: CAROL RANCE ON 2! 84 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:10,333 IS IT ACTUALLY CAROL OR SOMEONE WHO'S THEN GONNA SUMMON CAROL? 85 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,250 WHAT? 86 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:14,041 I'M JUST SAYING, IF SHE'S GOT -- 87 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:16,417 IF SHE'S CALLING US, 88 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:18,542 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR HER TO PICK UP. 89 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:19,709 SO I'M ASKING -- 90 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:25,917 IS THIS ACTUALLY CAROL... ON THE PHONE? 91 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,417 YES. 92 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:28,875 THANK YOU. 93 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:35,166 HI, CAROL. HI, CAROL. 94 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:37,125 Man: HOLD FOR CAROL. 95 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:38,417 OH, I SEE. 96 00:04:38,417 --> 00:04:40,125 [ CLICK ] CAROL: Hey there. 97 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,709 Beverly: HI. 98 00:04:42,709 --> 00:04:44,291 SO, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM STOKE'S AGENT. 99 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:45,500 SHE'S NOT HAPPY. 100 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,166 OH, NO! 101 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:48,875 WHY? 102 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:50,250 Apparently, Stoke's been offered 103 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:54,000 FOUR DAYS ON SOME MICHAEL BAY MOVIE, 104 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,917 but you guys won't let him out. 105 00:04:57,250 --> 00:05:00,291 AS I TOLD HER, IT WOULD TOTALLY MESS UP OUR SCHEDULE. 106 00:05:00,291 --> 00:05:02,959 AND WHILE WE ALWAYS WANT TO ACCOMMODATE 107 00:05:02,959 --> 00:05:04,792 OUR LITTLE ENEMY OF COMEDY, 108 00:05:04,792 --> 00:05:08,041 WE'RE NOT PREPARED TO REARRANGE EVERYTHING JUST FOR STOKE. 109 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,667 THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE. 110 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:10,667 THANK YOU. 111 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:12,208 BUT I NEED YOU TO DO IT ANYWAY. 112 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:14,792 [ GROANS ] I'm sorry! 113 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:18,792 STOKE DOING A HOT MOVIE CAN ONLY BE GOOD FOR THE SHOW, 114 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:21,834 AND WE NEED ANYTHING THAT'S GOOD FOR THE SHOW. 115 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,291 FINE. Thank you. 116 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:29,500 ALSO, TODAY IS CASTOR'S FIRST DAY, 117 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,625 SO BETTER NOT TO START WITH ANY "PUCKS" DRAMA. 118 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:33,667 HOW IS IT SO FAR? 119 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,709 OH, MY GOD. 120 00:05:35,709 --> 00:05:39,500 I CAN SEE HIS ABS THROUGH HIS T-SHIRT. 121 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,709 DIDN'T WE AGREE YOU WEREN'T GONNA GO THERE? 122 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,125 HEY! 123 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:47,000 YOU WEREN'T SLEEPING WITH MERC FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS. 124 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,625 WE'RE TALKING TOO FAST, TOO DAMP...OFTEN FARTY. 125 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:53,750 Oh, God. 126 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,500 I miss good sex. 127 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:58,000 I DESERVE GOOD SEX, DON'T I? 128 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,625 NO ONE MORE THAN YOU. 129 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,208 Oh. Sorry. 130 00:06:01,208 --> 00:06:03,166 YOU DESERVE IT, TOO. 131 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:05,500 ANYTHING HAPPENING WITH YOU GUYS? 132 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:13,458 UH, ACTUALLY, WE GUYS ARE... BOTH HERE... 133 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:15,709 ...ON SPEAKER. 134 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,667 OH! 135 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:17,875 HA! 136 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:19,709 HI, SEAN! 137 00:06:19,709 --> 00:06:21,375 HELLO, CAROL. 138 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,583 [ SIGHS ] 139 00:06:30,834 --> 00:06:33,375 WHAT? NOTHING. 140 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:35,291 I'M SORRY. SHE'S MY FRIEND. 141 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:37,500 FRIENDS TALK. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. 142 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,542 HEY! HI. HI. 143 00:06:51,834 --> 00:06:53,166 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 144 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:55,041 YEP. YEP. OKAY. 145 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:57,583 THEY FUCKING HATE ME. 146 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,667 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS NEED TO DIVULGE 147 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,917 THE MOST INTIMATE SECRETS OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. 148 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:04,083 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. 149 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:07,250 THAT YOU WOULD TALK TO CAROL, OF ALL PEOPLE, 150 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:10,458 ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE'RE... 151 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:13,041 WHEN WE DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT. 152 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:17,542 MAYBE I TALK TO CAROL BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. 153 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:29,041 KNOCK, KNOCK! YEAH. 154 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:32,208 [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD. 155 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:34,583 THIS IS AMAZING. 156 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:36,542 I HATE IT. ALL RIGHTY. 157 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:38,125 DOES THAT LOOK LIKE WEIMARANER TO YOU? 158 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,417 DOES WHAT LOOK LIKE WEIMARANER? 159 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:41,750 THE WALLS. WHAT COLOR IS THAT? 160 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:44,000 NOT WEIMARANER? 161 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,083 EXACTLY. ASSHOLES. 162 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:48,375 DON'T ASK ME WHAT COLOR I WANT AND THEN GIVE ME THIS. 163 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:50,417 OH, I KNOW. IT'S THE WORST. 164 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:53,500 I HAD MY BATHROOM REDONE ABOUT A YEAR AGO, 165 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:56,083 AND I ORDERED THESE LITTLE GLASS TILES. 166 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:57,208 AND WHEN THEY CAME -- 167 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:58,291 SO, WHAT'S UP? OKAY. 168 00:07:58,291 --> 00:08:00,625 UH, I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT 169 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:04,500 AND MAKE SURE YOU SURVIVED YOUR FIRST DAY. BARELY. 170 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,959 I'M JUST LOOKING AT LAST WEEK'S NUMBERS. JESUS. 171 00:08:06,959 --> 00:08:09,291 WHAT HAPPENED TO "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE NUMBERS"? 172 00:08:09,291 --> 00:08:10,917 THAT WAS BEFORE I SAW THE NUMBERS. 173 00:08:10,917 --> 00:08:13,291 I'M SO FUCKED. 174 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:14,583 OKAY. 175 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:16,792 TOMORROW, 6:00 A.M., SADDLE UP THE TROOPS. 176 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:18,792 I WANT EVERYONE HERE. NO EXCUSES. 177 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,166 YIKES. 178 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,625 6:00 A.M.? YEAH. 179 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:23,458 WHAT TIME DO THESE PUSSIES NORMALLY START? 180 00:08:23,458 --> 00:08:27,667 UH...THE PUSSIES NORMALLY START A LITTLE BIT LATER. 181 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:30,792 BUT IF YOU WANT 6:00, WE WILL DO 6:00. GOOD. 182 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:33,125 I WANT TO RIP THIS WHOLE GODDAMN SCHEDULE APART. 183 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,625 I WANT IDEAS. I WANT OPINIONS. 184 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:38,792 TELL PEOPLE I EXPECT THEM TO BRING THEIR TRUTH. 185 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:42,333 MM. I'M NOT SURE EVERYONE HAS TRUTH. 186 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:44,291 THEN THEY CAN BRING BAGELS. 187 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:54,583 HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN THE CALL SHEET? 188 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:57,750 WHY AM I DOING NIGHT SHOOTS IF IT'S ALL INTERIORS? 189 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:58,917 RIGHT. 190 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:02,500 UM...STOKE IS DOING FOUR DAYS ON A MOVIE, 191 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,208 SO WE KIND OF HAVE TO WORK AROUND HIS SCHEDULE. 192 00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:07,500 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 193 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,041 I HAVE TO WORK AROUND THAT DOUCHE NOZZLE? 194 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:10,542 AFRAID SO. THAT'S... NAUSEATING? 195 00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:12,417 YEAH, IT'S CRIMINAL. CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY. 196 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:13,959 AND HE'S GETTING MOVIES? 197 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:15,375 MOVIES?! HE CAN'T ACT! 198 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,458 HE'S... BLOCK OF WORDS. 199 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:17,417 TALENT VACUUM. 200 00:09:17,417 --> 00:09:19,041 NEGATIVE ACTING SPACE. 201 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:20,709 [ SIGHS ] I HATE THIS GODDAMN BUSINESS. 202 00:09:20,709 --> 00:09:22,375 I DON'T BLAME YOU. WHO DOESN'T? YEAH. 203 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:24,250 SEE YOU TOMORROW. YEAH, YEAH. BYE. 204 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,250 "DOUCHE NOZZLE." [ CHUCKLES ] 205 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:28,500 YEAH, IT'S THE PART OF THE DOUCHE THAT GOES INTO THE -- 206 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,959 GOT IT. YOU KNOW, THE NOZZLE. 207 00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:31,250 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 208 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,333 YEAH. 209 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,792 WHICH ONE'S STOKE AGAIN? 210 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:40,875 HE PLAYS HOWIE. 211 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:42,542 IS HE THE REALLY GOOD-LOOKING ONE? 212 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:44,625 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S REALLY GOOD-LOOKING? 213 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,750 ARE YOU KIDDING? 214 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,750 HE'S A SHITTY ENOUGH ACTOR. HE'D HAVE TO BE. 215 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:49,959 [ CHUCKLES ] 216 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:51,291 OH, JESUS. 217 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,625 WHAT? 218 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,709 IT'S SEAN AND BEVERLY'S OLD ASSISTANT. 219 00:09:55,917 --> 00:09:57,583 FUCK ME. 220 00:09:57,583 --> 00:09:59,250 MATT! 221 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:02,083 [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S ANDREW -- ANDREW LESLEY. 222 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:03,709 HOW ARE YOU? 223 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:04,959 NO. NO? 224 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:06,625 NO. OKAY. 225 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:09,125 SO, NEW TOPIC. 226 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,375 WHY AREN'T YOU DOING MY PILOT? WHAT? 227 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,625 I'M DOING THIS PILOT -- WELL, ACTUALLY, TWO PILOTS 228 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:17,333 AND A SCREENPLAY FOR FOX. [ LAUGHS ] 229 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:20,583 I HAVE SO MUCH ON MY PLATE, I NEED ANOTHER PLATE. 230 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:23,917 ANYWAY, THERE'S THIS ONE AT NBC. 231 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:25,041 IT'S A DRAMA. 232 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,667 I'M AFRAID I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF YOU FOR IT. 233 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:30,625 THAT'S OKAY. I NEVER THINK OF YOU. 234 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:33,083 BUT THEN I SAW YOU SITTING HERE, AND IT WAS LIKE, 235 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,458 "HOW PERFECT WOULD HE BE?" 236 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:35,792 EXCEPT I'VE ALREADY GOT A SHOW. 237 00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:38,542 OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? UH, "PUCKS"? 238 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:40,750 IS THAT STILL ON? 239 00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:43,709 YEAH. 240 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,333 [ SIGHS ] POOR SEAN AND BEV. 241 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,417 I MEAN, BACK HOME, THEY'RE THE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH. 242 00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:49,417 THEN THEY COME HERE, AND NO ONE WANTS TO EAT THEM. 243 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:50,792 YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF EATING -- OH, ABSOLUTELY. 244 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:53,792 I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO IT. LOOKS SCRUMMY. 245 00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:56,834 BUT YOU'RE SURE THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN DO MY SHOW? 246 00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,792 YOU'D BE SO RIGHT FOR IT. 247 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,083 I'M SURE. 248 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:01,834 YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART. 249 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,041 I'M HEARTBROKEN. 250 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:05,166 MM, MM, MM! 251 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,000 MAYBE JUST GIVE IT A READ. 252 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,125 NO. THAT'S OKAY. 253 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:11,083 OH, COME ON. JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. 254 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,667 I PROMISE YOU'LL LOVE IT. 255 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,166 ANYWAY, BON APPéTIT. 256 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:27,750 OKAY. LET'S TALK. 257 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,458 REALLY? 258 00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:31,333 YOU WERE RIGHT. 259 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,750 IF WE'RE HAVING A PROBLEM... FORNICATIONALLY, 260 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,625 THEN WE SHOULD DISCUSS IT. 261 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,125 I'D LIKE THAT. 262 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,083 GOOD. 263 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,959 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 264 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,125 YOU FIRST. 265 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,125 ALL RIGHT. 266 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,000 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, 267 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,417 THE FACT THAT WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX SINCE WE GOT BACK TOGETHER 268 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,542 IS TROUBLING FOR BOTH OF US. 269 00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:55,375 AGREED. 270 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,625 OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS, 271 00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:02,542 WE HAVE BOTH MADE CHOICES... FORNICATIONALLY 272 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:05,542 THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO RECOVER FROM. 273 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,792 ALREADY REGRETTING THAT WORD. 274 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:14,875 WE BOTH HAVE, UH... GHOSTS TO CONTEND WITH. 275 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,542 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNAP THAT WINE STEM. 276 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:18,709 COULD HAPPEN. [ CHUCKLES ] 277 00:12:18,709 --> 00:12:22,083 SO I SEE TWO CHOICES. 278 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:23,000 GO. 279 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,542 ONE, WE NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN. 280 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:26,667 PLEASE LET TWO BE BETTER. 281 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,208 SERIOUSLY, PUT DOWN THE GLASS. 282 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,709 TWO, WE SUCK IT UP AND POWER THROUGH. 283 00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,625 OH, YEAH. 284 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,333 WE'VE GOT TO GET OVER THIS. 285 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,542 YES. WELL, IT'S A LOT EASIER FOR YOU TO GET OVER IT. 286 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:42,000 I'VE GOT TO GET UP AND OVER IT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 287 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,583 I DO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 288 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,709 NO OFFENSE, BUT PHYSIOLOGICALLY, 289 00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,750 I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO DELIVER THE GOODS. 290 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,583 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LIE THERE. 291 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:51,250 JUST LIE THERE? 292 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,583 YOU REALLY THINK... NO. NO. NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I -- 293 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,417 I'M JUST TALKING -- IF THAT'S THE CASE, 294 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,125 I-I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU EVEN BOTHER WAKING ME UP. I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT ANATOMY. 295 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:01,375 BY THE WAY...THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE TO TALK. 296 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:02,875 [ SIGHS ] 297 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,792 ALL I'M SAYING IS -- 298 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:11,667 KEEP GOING. 299 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,959 ALL I'M SAYING IS WHEN YOU'VE GOT OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR HEAD, 300 00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:16,208 IT'S A DISTRACTION. 301 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:19,041 WHEN I'VE GOT THEM, IT'S PRETTY MUCH GAME OVER. 302 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:23,333 I GET IT, BUT THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS GONNA BE IN THERE. 303 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:27,583 WE CAN'T UNFUCK THEM, AS YOUR FRIEND MATT WOULD SAY. 304 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:30,709 WHEN DID HE SAY THAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 305 00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:32,917 [ SIGHS ] [ CLEARS THROAT ] 306 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:37,750 SO WE JUST HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER 307 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,333 TO MAKE EACH OTHER FORGET THEM. 308 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:43,000 FOR EXAMPLE... 309 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,250 OHH! 310 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,625 "JUST LIE THERE." 311 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,166 I SHOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING. GOOD IDEA. 312 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,500 WHAT ARE YOU READING? 313 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,083 THAT ASSHOLE'S SCRIPT. WHY? 314 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,834 SO I CAN TELL SEAN AND BEVERLY HOW SHITTY IT IS. 315 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:27,583 AND? 316 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,500 IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT. 317 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,333 HUH. 318 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,875 GUESS SOMETIMES ASSHOLES DON'T MAKE SHIT. 319 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,041 WHAT? 320 00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:38,875 I LIKE YOU. 321 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,500 I HATE MY DICK. 322 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,750 DON'T SAY THAT. 323 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:58,208 IF THIS WERE A MOVIE, MY DICK WOULD BE THE VILLAIN. 324 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:03,875 HE'S THE BEST FRIEND THAT JUST ABANDONS THE HERO. 325 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,500 IF THIS WERE A MOVIE, 326 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,458 YOUR DICK WOULD TOTALLY COME THROUGH FOR YOU IN THE END. 327 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:09,667 WHEN? THE MOVIE'S ALMOST OVER. 328 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,875 NO, IT'S NOT. YOU'LL SEE. 329 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,834 OH, HE'LL BE THERE FOR YOU. 330 00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:18,542 HE'S JUST CREATING... DRAMATIC TENSION. 331 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,417 BECAUSE I'M NOT TENSE ENOUGH? 332 00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:22,083 JUST WAIT. 333 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,083 WHEN EVERYONE HAS WRITTEN YOUR DICK OFF, 334 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,750 SUDDENLY THERE HE'LL BE... COMING OVER THE HILL. 335 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,291 MY DICK IS COMING OVER A HILL? 336 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:32,083 MM-HMM. WITH REINFORCEMENTS. 337 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:34,500 SO IT'S NOT JUST HIM. NO. 338 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,875 THERE ARE MANY DICKS... RIGHT. 339 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,041 ...COMING OVER THIS HILL. [ LAUGHS ] 340 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,792 HOW WILL I KNOW WHICH ONE'S MINE? OH, YOU'LL KNOW. 341 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:45,750 YOURS...IS THE ONE RIDING IN FRONT. 342 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,417 SO THESE ARE EQUESTRIAN DICKS? 343 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:50,875 APPARENTLY SO. 344 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:55,458 AND THEY RIDE TO YOUR RESCUE, TALL IN THE SADDLE, 345 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:58,625 AND THERE IS MUCH CELEBRATING, WITH... 346 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,041 ERECTIONS AND ORGASMS 347 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,834 AND A BIG FESTIVAL OF... 348 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,083 WHAT? ...SPLOOGE. 349 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:10,125 I AM SO NOT SEEING THIS MOVIE. 350 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,583 [ LAUGHS ] 351 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,625 ARE YOU SURE HE SAID 6:00 A.M.? 352 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,333 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. 353 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,834 I GOT CAUGHT SPEEDING 'CAUSE I WAS AFRAID I WAS GONNA BE LATE. 354 00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:28,834 [ LAUGHS ] 355 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:32,291 I CANCELED A DENTIST APPOINTMENT. 356 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,500 I WANT TO GET VENEERS. 357 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,917 LET'S SEE. SMILE. 358 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,667 MM-HMM. 359 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,875 HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO SIT HERE? 360 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,375 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. 361 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,542 [ CHUCKLES ] 362 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,458 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 363 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,875 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 364 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,166 YOU GOT TO GET ME THIS. 365 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,166 I'M AN AGENT. I'M NOT A MAGICIAN. 366 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:10,667 COME ON. IT'S FUCKING AMAZING. HAVE YOU READ IT? 367 00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:12,041 YEAH. EVERYBODY'S READ IT. 368 00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,166 THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY WANTS TO DO IT. 369 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,208 YEAH. WELL, HE SAID HE WANTS ME. 370 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,875 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE WANTS. YOU'RE ON A SHOW. 371 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,500 I'LL QUIT. You can't quit. 372 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,667 I COULD QUIT. 373 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,792 YOU HAVE A CONTRACT. 374 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,375 FUCK THE CONTRACT. 375 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,166 YOU CAN'T FUCK THE CONTRACT. 376 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,792 IT'S UNFUCKABLE, LIKE A DISNEY CHARACTER. 377 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,208 SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 378 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,542 YOU SMILE AND CASH YOUR CHECK. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 379 00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:32,208 THEY'RE PAYING YOU A SHITLOAD OF MONEY. 380 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,667 SO I'LL GIVE THEM BACK THE MONEY. 381 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,333 YOU NEVER GIVE BACK THE MONEY! 382 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,041 OKAY. 383 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:39,709 [ SIGHS ] LISTEN. 384 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,875 "Pucks," uh, isn't gonna last forever. 385 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,166 THEN WE'LL FIND YOU SOMETHING GREAT. 386 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,875 I promise. It's all good. All right? 387 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,917 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. 388 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,875 ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU, BUD. 389 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,583 FUCKING ACTORS. 390 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:54,834 Still here. 391 00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,125 I KNEW THAT. 392 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:57,291 FUCK ME. 393 00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:58,542 Still here. 394 00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:01,166 JESUS. [ CLICKING ] 395 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,834 Matt: HEY. UH, YOU GUYS GOT A SEC? 396 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,583 WHAT'S UP? UH... 397 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:09,917 I GOT A FAVOR. 398 00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:11,750 SURE. ANYTHING. NO. 399 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,709 FIRST, WHAT IS IT? 400 00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:14,333 RIGHT. WHAT IS IT? 401 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,917 KILL ME. 402 00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,542 I'M SORRY. WHAT? 403 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,959 YOU GOT TO KILL LYMAN. PLEASE. 404 00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:20,959 W-WHAT... SORRY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 405 00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:24,041 I GOT TO GET OFF THE SHOW. I'M SORRY. 406 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,750 I CAN'T QUIT. BUT IF YOU KILL ME -- 407 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,583 WE CAN'T KILL YOU. 408 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,542 SURE, YOU CAN. YOU CREATED ME. 409 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,917 DON'T YOU THINK IF WE COULD KILL YOU, 410 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:33,125 WE'D HAVE DONE IT BY NOW? 411 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,250 THERE'S THIS PILOT AT NBC. 412 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,458 IT'S FUCKING GENIUS. 413 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,166 IT'S A ONE-HOUR LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER DONE BEFORE, 414 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,125 AND I KNOW I COULD PLAY THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GUY. 415 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:51,166 BUT I CAN'T DO IT IF I'M DOING THIS, 416 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,625 AND YOU'RE BARELY EVEN USING ME NOW. 417 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:56,458 PLEASE? JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 418 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,291 [ SIGHS ] I DON'T KNOW. 419 00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,583 KILL LYMAN? 420 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,709 CAN'T IMAGINE THE NETWORK GOING FOR IT. 421 00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:04,291 AT LEAST FIND OUT? ISN'T THIS A LITTLE PREMATURE? 422 00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:06,125 HAS NBC EVEN OFFERED IT TO YOU? 423 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,125 NO, BUT THE WRITER REALLY WANTS ME. 424 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,792 OH. WHO'S THE WRITER? 425 00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:11,875 UH...I'M NOT SURE. 426 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:15,125 THIS GENIUS WRITER WANTS YOU FOR THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME, 427 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,959 BUT YOU'RE NOT SURE. 428 00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:19,083 [ CHUCKLES ] 429 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,750 ANDREW LESLEY. 430 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,333 SORRY. WHAT? 431 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,000 ANDREW LESLEY? 432 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,625 OUR ANDREW LESLEY? 433 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,834 M-MAYBE. 434 00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,208 YOU WANT TO LEAVE US... 435 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:44,125 TO DO A SHOW WITH ANDREW FUCKING LESLEY? 436 00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,208 LOOK, I-I KNOW. I KNOW. 437 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,542 BUT HIS SCRIPT IS AMAZING. 438 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,875 MY EARS ARE BLEEDING. 439 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,542 HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN? 440 00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:52,875 WERE YOU AT SOME PARTY 441 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,166 WITH HIM AND HITLER AND THE MANSON FAMILY? 442 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,041 NO. NO. HE CAME UP TO ME AT A RESTAURANT. 443 00:19:57,041 --> 00:20:00,333 THE BLOODY NERVE. TRYING TO POACH YOU FROM US. 444 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,709 AND THAT YOU WOULD EVEN CONSIDER -- 445 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,500 THAT LITTLE SHIT WEASEL, 446 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:09,333 WITH HIS STUPID...SCARVES AND HIS OBSEQUIOUS MEWLING. 447 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,792 EVEN WHEN HE FIRST STARTED WORKING FOR US -- 448 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,125 "BEV, DARLING! 449 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,000 CAN I GET YOU A LITTLE CAPPUCCINO? 450 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,625 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FOAM?" 451 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,208 FUCKER! 452 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:19,041 HEY, DO YOU THINK I LIKE COMING TO YOU GUYS LIKE THIS? 453 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,208 BUT JUST READ IT. 454 00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,667 YOU'LL SEE. OH, MY GOD. 455 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,875 ARE YOU ACTUALLY ASKING US 456 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,917 TO READ THAT DOUCHE NOZZLE'S SCRIPT? 457 00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:29,375 HEY. 458 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:32,125 YOU EXPECT US TO VALIDATE HIS WONDERFULNESS?! 459 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,250 I JUST -- OF ALL THE APPALLING, 460 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,500 OFFENSIVE, TRULY GALLING THINGS YOU HAVE DONE 461 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,542 IN THE SHORT TIME THAT WE HAVE KNOWN YOU -- OW! OW! OW! 462 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:43,208 SO YOU HAVE NO SELF-AWARENESS! HIT HIM HARDER! 463 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,291 ALL RIGHT! 464 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,583 NO, MY FRIEND. 465 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,333 WE WILL NOT KILL YOU OFF FOR ANDREW LESLEY. 466 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,083 IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU WRECKED OUR LITTLE SHOW 467 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,333 BY GRAFTING A HOCKEY STICK ONTO IT. 468 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,083 YOU DO NOT GET TO WALK AWAY. 469 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,875 YOU WILL STAY HERE IN THE SHIT WITH THE REST OF US. 470 00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:10,959 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 471 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,583 Carol: MORNING! 472 00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:17,792 SO, UH, WE MISSED YOU YESTERDAY. 473 00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,458 HMM? 6:00 A.M.? 474 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:20,750 SADDLE UP THE TROOPS? 475 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,417 SHIT. YEP. [ CHUCKLES ] 476 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:27,583 EVERYBODY WAS HERE. THEY ALL BROUGHT THEIR TRUTH. 477 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:28,625 JESUS. RIGHT. 478 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,083 UH, I, UH... 479 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:34,375 YEAH, I SHOULD HAVE CALLED, BUT -- BUT I, UH... 480 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,458 WHAT? 481 00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,917 I... 482 00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:40,208 I HAD TO PUT MY DOG DOWN. 483 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,917 OH, MY GOD. 484 00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,458 YEAH. IT WAS PRETTY HORRIBLE. 485 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,333 I'M SO SORRY. 486 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,792 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A DOG. 487 00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:51,083 YEAH. HE WAS A...WEIMARANER. 488 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,458 I'VE HAD HIM SINCE I WAS LIKE 12. 489 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,250 WOW. 490 00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,417 HOW OLD WAS HE? 491 00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:01,625 27. 492 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:03,417 27? 493 00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:06,917 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A DOG LIVING THAT LONG. 494 00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:09,083 WELL, NOW YOU HAVE. 495 00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:11,041 WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIM? 496 00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:13,583 HE WAS FUCKING OLD. SURE. 497 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,083 DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PETS? 498 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,458 NO. JUST THE, UH, DOG. 499 00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:21,250 WOW. YEAH. WOW. 500 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,959 NOW HE'S GONE, AND IT'S JUST ME, ALONE. 501 00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:28,291 GONNA COME HOME TONIGHT TO NOBODY. 502 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,125 NOBODY. 503 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:38,125 I'M ALL ALONE. 504 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,208 I'M SO ALONE. 505 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:44,291 OH, YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 506 00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:46,000 I SAID I'M ALONE! OKAY. 507 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,041 NOW I'VE LOST COUNT, AND I'VE GOT TO START ALL OVER AGAIN. 508 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,125 YOU KNOW... 509 00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:56,709 SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE ALONE TIME -- 510 00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:00,208 SOAK IN A TUB, FINISH THAT STEPHEN KING BOOK. 511 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:02,041 PLEASE STOP TALKING. SURE. 512 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:04,417 [ SIGHS ] NO. I'M FINE. 513 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,500 I'M FINE. 514 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,000 I KNOW YOU ARE. 515 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,291 SORRY. 516 00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:10,375 [ SIGHS ] OKAY. DO ME A FAVOR. 517 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:12,500 GET ME EVERYONE'S NAME WHO WAS THERE YESTERDAY. 518 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:14,041 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO THEM PERSONALLY. 519 00:23:14,041 --> 00:23:16,000 THAT'S SO NOT NECESSARY. 520 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,250 NO, NO. THEY DESERVE THAT. THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE. 521 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,709 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 522 00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:21,208 GREAT. 523 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:22,834 AND WE'LL JUST RESCHEDULE. 524 00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:24,041 WHEN DO YOU WANT TO DO IT? 525 00:23:24,041 --> 00:23:25,625 NOW. N-NOW? 526 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:28,208 I WANT TO DO IT RIGHT NOW. 527 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:30,375 I DON'T KNOW IF EVERYONE'S AVAILABLE. 528 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,291 THEN WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES. WE DON'T NEED THEM. 529 00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:33,917 FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM! 530 00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:36,709 OKAY. CONSIDER THEM FUCKED. 531 00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:38,375 [ CHUCKLES ] 532 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,125 [ TYPEWRITER CLICKING, BELL CHIMES ] 533 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:41,375 KNOCK, KNOCK. 534 00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:42,750 HELLO. 535 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:45,834 SO, MATT JUST TOLD ME ABOUT WANTING TO LEAVE THE SHOW. 536 00:23:45,834 --> 00:23:47,208 HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 537 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,125 I HOPE NOT. I CAN'T IMAGINE IT WITHOUT HIM. 538 00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:50,583 GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU WON'T HAVE TO. 539 00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:53,333 SURE. BUT SAY IT DOES COME TO THAT. 540 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,375 GOD FORBID. WHICH IT'S NOT GOING TO. 541 00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:58,417 NO. I KNOW. BUT SAY IT DOES. 542 00:23:58,417 --> 00:24:01,875 I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW -- I CAN SKATE. 543 00:24:02,917 --> 00:24:04,417 WHAT? 544 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:06,291 I COULD TOTALLY COACH THAT TEAM. 545 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:08,000 I COULD PLAY HIS PART IN MY SLEEP. 546 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,291 ARE YOU SUGGESTING YOU REPLACE MATT? 547 00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:11,875 IT COULD TOTALLY WORK! 548 00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,583 YOU'D GET A TON OF STORIES FROM IT. 549 00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:16,583 THE LIBRARIAN BECOMES THE COACH? I'D WATCH THAT. 550 00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:17,959 R-RIGHT. 551 00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:23,291 WELL, UH, WHY DON'T YOU LET US DISCUSS THIS? 552 00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:24,500 ABSOLUTELY. 553 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,166 AND -- JUST SAYING -- I THINK IT MAKES 554 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:28,250 A STRONG FEMINIST STATEMENT HAVING A FEMALE COACH. 555 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:31,333 PLUS, IMAGINE THESE ON ICE. 556 00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:39,208 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO SOME DAMAGE HERE. 557 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:41,417 READY! MONDAY, 8:00. 558 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,500 "PUCKS." BYE-BYE! 559 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,375 8:30 -- 560 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:51,166 UM...CAN WE BACK UP TO 8:00 FOR A SEC? 561 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,041 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT... 562 00:24:53,041 --> 00:24:54,792 [ SIGHS ] I LIKE "PUCKS." 563 00:24:54,792 --> 00:24:55,959 NO. I'M SORRY. 564 00:24:55,959 --> 00:24:58,166 I KNOW IT DOESN'T REINVENT THE WHEEL. 565 00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:00,542 BUT I BELIEVE IN THESE WRITERS, 566 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,834 AND THE SHOW HAS NEVER GOTTEN A FAIR SHAKE. 567 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,458 I SAY WE GIVE IT ONE MORE CHANCE. 568 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:08,500 THAT'S MY TRUTH. 569 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,750 AND IT NEVER GOT A FAIR SHAKE WHY? 570 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:15,750 BECAUSE IT'S -- IT'S OPPOSITE THAT STUPID TALKING DOG. 571 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,792 ANYTHING AGAINST IT IS GONNA GET BURIED. 572 00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:20,750 EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THAT'S A HIT. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK? 573 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:22,291 SO IT'S A DOG THAT TALKS. 574 00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:23,750 IT SAYS FUNNY THINGS. 575 00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:25,750 [ SIGHS ] I SO SHOULDN'T BE IN THIS BUSINESS. 576 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,792 I LOOK AT THAT SHOW. I THINK IT'S INSIPID. 577 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:31,250 IT DOESN'T MAKE ME LAUGH. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DOGS. 578 00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:34,333 EXCEPT, OBVIOUSLY, FOR... 579 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:37,542 ...ZOLOFT. 580 00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:39,834 MM. 581 00:25:39,834 --> 00:25:42,959 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 582 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,166 HEY. 583 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:48,125 WE HAVE TO TALK. 584 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:50,000 UH-OH. NO. IT'S GOOD. 585 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,500 REALLY GOOD. 586 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:53,959 YOU SLEPT WITH HIM. 587 00:25:53,959 --> 00:25:55,458 WHO? OH! 588 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:56,917 NO, NO. 589 00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:58,750 [ SIGHS ] NO. 590 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,542 BUT IT'S STILL GOOD. 591 00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:04,583 CASTOR WANTED TO CANCEL "PUCKS." 592 00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:07,166 OH, MY GOD. WAIT. WAIT. 593 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:11,542 BEFORE YOU FREAK OUT -- I MANAGED TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT. 594 00:26:11,542 --> 00:26:14,500 AND WE'RE MOVING THE SHOW TO A NEW NIGHT 595 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,792 SO YOU'RE NOT OPPOSITE THE TALKING DOG. 596 00:26:17,792 --> 00:26:19,542 [ LAUGHS ] TA-DA! 597 00:26:19,542 --> 00:26:21,458 OH. GREAT. NO, NO, NO. 598 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:22,875 IT'S A GOOD THING. 599 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:25,625 AND NOT LIKE SOMETIMES WHEN I SAY IT'S A GOOD THING. 600 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:28,291 IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD THING. 601 00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:29,875 MM... 602 00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:31,417 WHAT? 603 00:26:31,417 --> 00:26:32,875 IT'S JUST... 604 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:40,083 Sean and I are having a very tough time with it. 605 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:43,208 WE WOULD DO SO MUCH BETTER IF THE SHOW WENT AWAY 606 00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:47,417 AND WE COULD GO HOME, WHERE THERE AREN'T AS MANY... 607 00:26:47,417 --> 00:26:49,542 GHOSTS. 608 00:26:52,417 --> 00:26:56,834 SO YOU COULD JUST, LIKE, PACK UP AND GO HOME? 609 00:26:56,834 --> 00:26:59,625 SERIOUSLY. WITHOUT LOOKING BACK. 610 00:27:00,667 --> 00:27:02,000 WOW. 611 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,333 WHAT? 612 00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:04,917 IT'S... 613 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:07,417 IT'S...NOTHING. 614 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:13,291 WHAT -- I JUST... 615 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,166 I GUESS I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE 616 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,125 THERE WAS SO LITTLE HERE FOR -- 617 00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:20,166 BUT THAT'S FINE. REALLY. 618 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:22,041 I GET IT. [ LAUGHS ] 619 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,709 I JUST -- I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THERE WERE -- 620 00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:27,208 THERE WERE...THINGS, PEOPLE. 621 00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:29,792 BUT CLEARLY... 622 00:27:29,792 --> 00:27:32,250 YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN LIKE "PUCKS" THAT MUCH. 623 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,875 I JUST DID THIS FOR YOU. 624 00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:34,834 WHAT'S GOING ON? 625 00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:38,792 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 626 00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:41,500 CASTOR WANTED TO CANCEL "PUCKS." 627 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,333 WHAT?! IT'S OKAY. RELAX. 628 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:45,125 I TALKED HIM OUT OF IT. 629 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:48,667 YOU -- JESUS CHRIST. YOU TALKED HIM OUT OF IT?! 630 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,667 GOD DAMN IT. FUCK YOU, CAROL! 631 00:27:55,834 --> 00:27:58,041 AT LEAST HE KNEW YOUR NAME. 632 00:27:58,041 --> 00:27:59,709 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 633 00:27:59,709 --> 00:28:02,792 CASTOR WANTS TO CANCEL "PUCKS." CAROL CONVINCED HIM NOT TO. 634 00:28:02,792 --> 00:28:04,041 THEY'RE GONNA TRY US ON A DIFFERENT NIGHT 635 00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:05,208 SO WE'RE NOT OPPOSITE THE DOG. 636 00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:07,500 OH, MY GOD! THAT'S FANTASTIC! 637 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,792 YOU'RE AMAZING! THANK YOU SO MUCH! 638 00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:11,834 TOO LATE! 43292

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