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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:01,769 MORE, MORE, MORE PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,713 * OOH... 3 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:16,084 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR LOVE? 4 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,654 BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW, 5 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,091 HOW I REALLY FEEL, 6 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,326 TAKE ME WHERE YOU WANT TO, 7 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,728 ME AND MY HEART YOU STEAL, 8 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,730 MORE, MORE, MORE... * 9 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,665 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 10 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:54,122 * OOH... 11 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:57,758 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR LOVE? * 12 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,593 [DOORBELL RINGS] 13 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,529 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 14 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:04,498 * HOW I REALLY FEEL, 15 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,634 JUST TAKE ME WHERE YOU WANT TO, 16 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,869 ME AND MY HEART YOU STEAL, 17 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:11,339 MORE, MORE, MORE, 18 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,473 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 19 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,607 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 20 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,176 MORE, MORE, MORE * 21 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:16,477 Sean: MISS GARCIA, TELL US WHAT 22 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,478 YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF. 23 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:21,749 Miss Garcia: LOOK WHAT 24 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:22,683 A STUPID IDIOT I AM. 25 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:25,719 IN THIS WORLD, YOU DON'T GET 26 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:26,654 SOMETHING FOR NOTHING. 27 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:27,688 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 28 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,390 WHY COULDN'T I JUST ACCEPT IT? 29 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:30,391 Sean: BARBARA BUSBERGER 30 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:31,759 REFERRED MISS GARCIA. 31 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,561 SHE'S GENEROUSLY OFFERED TO 32 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,229 COVER HER MEDICAL EXPENSES. 33 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,464 Miss Garcia: SHE'S MY BOSS. 34 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,299 SHE SAID I'D HAVE BAD SCARS 35 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,600 IF I WENT TO MY H.M.O. CLINIC. 36 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,770 Sean: MRS. BUSBERGER TOLD ME 37 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,905 YOU'D BEEN TO A BOTOX PARTY. 38 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,640 BUT, UM, HONESTLY, MISS GARCIA, 39 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,508 THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE 40 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:48,909 THE RESULT OF BOTOX. 41 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,244 Miss Garcia: IT'S NOT REALLY 42 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,445 BOTOX. 43 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,246 Christian: THEN WHAT WAS 44 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,948 INJECTED INTO YOUR FACE? 45 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:55,883 Miss Garcia: MY GIRLFRIEND 46 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,318 LILLIAN AND ME-- 47 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:57,918 SHE'S A HOUSEKEEPER 48 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,920 FOR A FAMILY IN BOCA-- 49 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,323 WE WERE HAVING OUR NAILS DONE 50 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:05,826 AT MADAM ROSE'S, AND, UM, WE 51 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,261 WERE TALKING ABOUT OUR LADIES. 52 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,929 YOU KNOW, HOW GOOD THEY ALWAYS 53 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,265 LOOK, HOW THEY NEVER AGE BECAUSE 54 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,633 OF ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY AND 55 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,636 THE BOTOX. MADAM ROSE, SHE SAYS 56 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,970 SHE KNOWS THIS DOCTOR WHO MAKES 57 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,307 HIS OWN BOTOX, ONLY IT LASTS 58 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,441 LONGER THAN THE REAL KIND, 59 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:24,678 AND IT'S CHEAPER. SO, WHEN 60 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:27,381 MRS. BUSBERGER WENT TO SLOVENIA, 61 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,783 I HAD A PARTY. 62 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,819 * OOH... * 63 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:32,686 Miss Garcia: AND HE SAID HE 64 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,955 COULD DO 6 GIRLS FOR $600, 65 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,790 WHICH IS PRETTY GOOD. SO, 66 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,293 WE ALL SAVE UP AND HIRE HIM. 67 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,828 WE ALL FELT LIKE WE HAD WON 68 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,831 THE LOTTERY. 69 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,334 WE ALL ENDED UP LIKE THIS. 70 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,472 Christian: HAS ANYONE REPORTED 71 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,607 THIS DOCTOR...OR MADAM ROSE? 72 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:54,975 Miss Garcia: WE DON'T LIKE 73 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:55,876 TO INVOLVE THE POLICE, IF YOU 74 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,445 KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 75 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,880 SOME OF US AREN'T LEGAL. 76 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:00,981 Christian: SO, IF IT'S NOT BOTOX 77 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,450 THIS QUACK IS PEDDLING, DO YOU 78 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,584 HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT IS? 79 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:04,852 Miss Garcia: HE JUST CALLS IT 80 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:08,556 BOBOTOX...AFTER HIS OWN NAME. 81 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:09,790 HE HAS A REALLY WEIRD NAME. 82 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:10,758 Christian: BOBOTOX? 83 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:17,931 YOU MEAN BOBOLIT? 84 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,334 Miss Garcia: YEAH. 85 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,802 HIS NAME'S BOBOLIT. 86 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,808 Bobolit: I WANT MY MONEY. 87 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:37,585 * AHH... 88 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:44,024 MAKE ME... 89 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,660 BEAUTIFUL... 90 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:54,635 MAKE ME... 91 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:57,505 THE PERFECT SOUL, 92 00:03:57,505 --> 00:04:00,508 A PERFECT MIND, 93 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:04,478 A PERFECT FACE, 94 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:08,916 A PERFECT... 95 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,851 LIFE * 96 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,356 [MACHINE BEEPING] 97 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:16,390 [NIKKA COSTA'S EVERYBODY GOT 98 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,325 THEIR SOMETHING PLAYING] 99 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,094 * MY FACE TO THE SKY 100 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,564 DREAMING ABOUT JUST HOW HIGH 101 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,833 I COULD GO AND IF I KNOW 102 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,935 WHEN I FINALLY GET THERE 103 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,471 TAKING OFF MY GLASSES 104 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:33,674 SUN POKES THROUGH MY LASHES 105 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,543 AND SOMEHOW I KNOW THERE'S 106 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:39,680 A TIME FOR EVERY STAR TO SHINE 107 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,814 EVERYBODY GOT THEIR 108 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:41,815 SOMETHING... * 109 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,717 Sean: WELL, THIS IS A NEW LOW, 110 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,085 EVEN FOR A HACK LIKE BOBOLIT. 111 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:45,953 Christian: WHAT DO YOU THINK 112 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,020 MERRIL'S PUTTING IN THIS STUFF? 113 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,088 Sean: NECROSIS SEEMS CONSISTENT 114 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,890 WITH SOME SORT OF SILICON BASE. 115 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:50,958 WHAT REALLY SCARES ME IS HOW 116 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:51,959 MANY OTHER WOMEN ARE OUT THERE 117 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,694 WITH THIS POISON IN THEIR FACE. 118 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:54,762 Liz: 100 BUCKS A POP, HE'S 119 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:55,796 PROBABLY SHOT UP HALF THE 120 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,765 HOUSEKEEPERS IN MIAMI BY NOW, 121 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,066 AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM? MOVIES, 122 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,768 MAGAZINES, TV SHOWS. WE'RE 123 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,403 BOMBARDED DAILY BY IMAGES WE ALL 124 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,071 ASPIRE TO, BUT CAN'T ATTAIN. YOU 125 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,773 WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE, IT'LL 126 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,641 MAKE YOU DO HORRIBLE THINGS. 127 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,845 Christian: YOU'RE RIGHT. 128 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,581 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 129 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,948 Sean: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 130 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:15,949 ABOUT? 131 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:16,917 [CHRISTIAN SIGHS] 132 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:17,918 I WAS THE REASON MERRIL LOST 133 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,119 HIS LICENSE, AND NOW HE'S 134 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,153 HURTING THESE WOMEN. 135 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:20,988 Sean: HE LOST HIS LICENSE 136 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,423 BECAUSE HE OPERATED ON A DOG. 137 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,156 Christian: WHICH HE NEVER WOULD 138 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,425 HAVE DONE IF I HADN'T NASTILY 139 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,526 REFERRED HIM THAT CASE AFTER 140 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:26,827 WE DECLINED. I KNEW HE'D TAKE 141 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,128 THE MONEY. 142 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,029 Sean: BOBOLIT'S BEEN 143 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,163 SELF-DESTRUCTING SINCE COLLEGE. 144 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,131 HE WAS BOUND TO FALL OFF THE 145 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:32,132 DEEP END SOONER OR LATER. 146 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,501 Liz: THIS ISN'T JUST NEGLIGENCE, 147 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:34,568 THIS IS CRIMINAL. 148 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:35,903 Sean: YOU'RE RIGHT. REGARDLESS 149 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:36,970 OF WHAT THIS WOMAN SAID, 150 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,038 WE NEED TO GO THE POLICE. 151 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:38,939 Christian: NO. 152 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,975 WE GO TO THE POLICE, ALL WE'RE 153 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,477 GONNA DO IS GET THESE WOMEN 154 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,045 DEPORTED. IF I CAN TALK TO 155 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,747 MERRIL, REASON WITH HIM, I'M 156 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:47,748 SURE I'LL BE ABLE TO SHUT HIS 157 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,850 OPERATION DOWN. 158 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,754 I CAUSED THIS PROBLEM. 159 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:54,688 LET ME FIX IT. 160 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,957 Sean: 15 BLADE. 161 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,162 * EVERYBODY GOT THAT SOMETHING * 162 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:04,097 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 163 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,705 Matt: NICE BUSINESS YOU GOT 164 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,941 GOING. DID YOU, UH, STEAL THOSE 165 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,676 THIS MORNING, TOO? 166 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:16,510 Adrian: YEAH, WHILE YOU 167 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,478 AND MY MOM WERE SOAPING EACH 168 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,547 OTHER'S PRIVATES IN THE SHOWER. 169 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,948 SHE'S GOT A LETHAL STASH OF 170 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,115 VICODIN IN HER NIGHTSTAND, 171 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,083 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED. 172 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,017 Matt: YEAH, WELL, I MIGHT HAVE, 173 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,018 IF I HADN'T BEEN LOOKING FOR MY 174 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,053 JACKET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING 175 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,154 WEARING IT? 176 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,055 Adrian: I NEEDED A SAFE PLACE 177 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,122 TO KEEP MY PRODUCT FROM WOULD-BE 178 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,991 NARCS. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 179 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,560 I HAVE CUSTOMERS WAITING. 180 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,226 Matt: LOOK, I NEVER SAID YOU 181 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,462 COULD BORROW MY JACKET. 182 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,162 Adrian: WELL, I NEVER SAID YOU 183 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,129 COULD MOVE IN WITH MY MOM, 184 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,531 SO GET USED TO IT. 185 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,133 NOW, I GOT PULLED OUT OF MY 186 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:40,968 SCHOOL AND PUT INTO YOURS 187 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:41,869 SO SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO PLAY 188 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:42,836 DOUBLE-DUTY CHAUFFER. 189 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:43,937 Matt: THAT'S BULLSHIT, ASSHOLE. 190 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,072 YOU GOT EXPELLED FROM YOUR 191 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,607 SCHOOL FOR TRUANCY. THIS PLACE 192 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:47,508 WAS YOUR LAST-DITCH HOPE FOR 193 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:48,509 GRADUATION. 194 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,242 Adrian: YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE, 195 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,744 ASSHOLE. EVER SINCE YOU SHOWED 196 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,079 UP, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET 197 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,213 SHIT FROM HER ANYMORE, NOT EVEN 198 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,816 LUNCH MONEY. CONSIDER THIS A 199 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,651 DOWN PAYMENT ON WHAT YOU OWE ME. 200 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,252 Matt: I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING. 201 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,489 HEY, GIVE ME MY JACKET BACK. 202 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,156 UNH! OH! 203 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,761 Adrian: NOW YOU GOT BLOOD ON IT. 204 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,629 YOU'RE GONNA PAY TO GET 205 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:09,563 THIS CLEANED. 206 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,935 Soul II Soul: * BACK TO LIFE, 207 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,505 BACK TO REALITY, 208 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,773 BACK TO LIFE, 209 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,109 BACK TO REALITY, 210 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,612 BACK TO LIFE, 211 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,213 BACK TO REALITY... * 212 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,681 Woman: DR. BOBOLIT? YOU SAID 213 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:28,816 MY CHEMICAL PEEL SHOULD BE ON 214 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,283 FOR 10 MINUTES. IT'S BEEN 215 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,885 AT LEAST 20. 216 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,588 [BOBOLIT MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY] 217 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:35,989 Woman: BUT I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE. 218 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,057 MY FACE IS ON FIRE. 219 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,930 [BOBOLIT EXHALES] 220 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,898 * HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME, 221 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,568 HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME, 222 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,870 HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME, 223 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:50,938 HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME * 224 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:53,040 Bobolit: WIPE YOURSELF DOWN. 225 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,041 MILD DISCOMFORT IS NORMAL FOR 226 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,676 THE FIRST HOUR. 227 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,010 [WOMAN MOANING PAINFULLY] 228 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,312 * HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME, 229 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,113 HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME * 230 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,801 Debbie Gibson: * NO... 231 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:24,171 ONLY IN MY DREAMS, 232 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,074 AS REAL AS IT MAY SEEM... * 233 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,742 Cashier: MANI OR PEDI? 234 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,143 Christian: BOBOTOX. 235 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,580 Cashier: MADAM ROSE TAKING 236 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,347 CIGARETTE BREAK OUT BACK. 237 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,850 YOU WAIT. 238 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:37,618 Christian: I HAVE 239 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:38,652 AN APPOINTMENT. 240 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,233 Bobolit: COLD COMPRESS AND 241 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,768 ASPIRIN SHOULD HELP. 242 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,637 Woman: THANK YOU. 243 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,138 Christian: LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 244 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,139 I'M A REAL DOCTOR. 245 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,680 Christian: CHRIST. 246 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,815 Bobolit: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 247 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,617 YOU'LL BE FINE. I'M THE BEST. 248 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,151 PAY MADAM ROSE OUTSIDE. 249 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,786 Christian: MY CARD. 250 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,088 CALL ME TOMORROW. I'LL GIVE YOU 251 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,123 A FREE FOLLOW-UP. 252 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,224 Woman: GRACIAS. 253 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,675 Christian: NICE PLACE, MERRIL. 254 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,009 HOW LONG YOU BEEN SQUATTING? 255 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,045 Bobolit: I KNEW YOU'D SHOW UP. 256 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,780 COMING TO RUB IT IN? THINK YOU 257 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,881 CAN KICK OLD MERRIL WHEN HE'S 258 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,316 DOWN? WELL, JOKE'S ON YOU, 259 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,352 CHRISTIAN. I'M DOING BETTER 260 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:46,920 THAN I EVER WAS. 261 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,355 Christian: REALLY? BECAUSE WHEN 262 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,890 I STOPPED BY YOUR HOUSE EARLIER, 263 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,191 THE NEW OWNER LIVING THERE SAID 264 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,760 THAT HE BOUGHT THE HOUSE FROM 265 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,695 THE BANK AT FORECLOSURE. 266 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,863 Bobolit: BOBOTOX IS A 267 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,330 REVOLUTION, CHRISTIAN. FOR THE 268 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,999 FIRST TIME, ALL WOMEN--NOT JUST 269 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,701 THE PRIVILEGED--CAN AFFORD TO 270 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,003 LOOK GOOD. IT'S LITERALLY 271 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:03,871 CHANGING THE FACE OF PLASTIC 272 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:04,938 SURGERY. 273 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,339 Christian: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 274 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,775 SEAN AND I HAD TO REMOVE THE 275 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:08,809 SCALP OF ONE OF YOUR PATIENTS 276 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,210 THE OTHER DAY. 277 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,111 Bobolit: MADAM ROSE AND I ARE 278 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,780 STILL PERFECTING THE FORMULA. 279 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:13,681 Christian: YOU CONCOCTED THAT 280 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,447 CRAP WITH A WOMAN WHO RUNS 281 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,383 A NAIL SALON? 282 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,051 Bobolit: MANICURIAL EMPIRE. SHE 283 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,352 HAS 3 LOCATIONS. WE MET IN 284 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,353 BANKRUPTCY COURT AFTER HER 285 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,455 MASSAGE PARLORS WENT BELLY UP. 286 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,291 THERE IS ONE THING I DID LEARN 287 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,226 FROM YOU, CHRISTIAN. A PARTNER 288 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,195 IS THE KEY TO ANY SUCCESSFUL 289 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,863 BUSINESS. 290 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,174 Christian: YOU'RE HANGING ON BY 291 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,010 A THREAD HERE, MERRIL. 292 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,878 I CAME TO OFFER MY HELP. 293 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,980 Bobolit: YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME. 294 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,081 AFTER THE KIMBER DEBACLE, 295 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,082 I FINALLY FOUND A LADY 296 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,351 WHO MAKES ME VERY HAPPY. 297 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,753 SEE? 298 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,155 [GAS HISSING] 299 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,858 I'M JUST LIKE YOU. 300 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,092 I GOT IT ALL. 301 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,661 [INHALING] 302 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:06,800 Christian: HOW LONG YOU BEEN 303 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,334 SUCKING ON THAT THING? 304 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,839 Bobolit: I DON'T REALLY COUNT 305 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,340 THE FIRST 6 MONTHS. 306 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,421 Christian: YOU'RE COMING WITH 307 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,123 ME, MERRIL. I'M GONNA GET YOU 308 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,892 INTO A GOOD 12-STEP PROGRAM, 309 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,160 AND YOU'RE GONNA GET BETTER. 310 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,294 YOU CAN CLEAN UP AND START 311 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,763 YOUR BUSINESS OVER. 312 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:36,463 Madam Rose: OUR BUSINESS IS 313 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,931 FINE, HOT SHIT. HEY, WHAT THE 314 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,299 HELL IS GOING ON, BOBOLIT? 315 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,167 WE GOT PATIENTS OUTSIDE 316 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,301 WHO PAY CASH. 317 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,170 Bobolit: CHRISTIAN, THIS IS 318 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:46,306 MADAM ROSE. SHE'S SHORT. 319 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,274 Madam Rose: YOU SOCIALIZE 320 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,408 AFTER WORK, BOBOLIT. 321 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,242 Christian: THIS ISN'T 322 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,210 SOCIALIZING, THIS IS AN 323 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,145 INTERVENTION. MERRIL'S NOT 324 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,080 FEELING GOOD, AND I'M TAKING 325 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,447 HIM HOME. 326 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,849 Madam Rose: NOT FEELING GOOD? 327 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:56,917 OH, HE JUST NEEDS SOME GAS. 328 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,051 Christian: ARE YOU KIDDING?! 329 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:58,919 HE DOESN'T NEED THIS. 330 00:11:58,919 --> 00:11:59,920 THIS IS KILLING HIM! 331 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,054 GET YOUR SHIT. WE'RE LEAVING. 332 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,022 Madam Rose: HE'S NOT GOING 333 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:02,923 ANYWHERE. HE HAS FULL SCHEDULE 334 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:03,556 TODAY. 335 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,457 Christian: LISTEN, LADY, THIS 336 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,392 CHOP SHOP OF YOURS IS OPERATING 337 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,359 ILLEGALLY! 338 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,228 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 339 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,830 [RING] 340 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,499 [RING] 341 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,802 [RING] 342 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,403 CAN I CALL YOU BACK, MATTY? 343 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,174 YOU'RE GETTING SUSPENDED? 344 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,475 Ava: THE BOYS WERE SET UP, 345 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,476 MISS WENTWORTH. THEY'RE 346 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,845 NON-CONFORMING INDIVIDUALS WHO 347 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:25,913 ARE BOTH HANDSOME AND 348 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,280 HIGH-ACHIEVING, PERFECT TARGETS 349 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,482 FOR IGNORANT, ENVIOUS TYPES. 350 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,851 Miss Wentworth: I THINK YOU'RE 351 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,419 IN A BIT OF DENIAL, MRS. MOORE. 352 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,954 Ava: MS. 353 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,588 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 354 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,391 Christian: HI. SORRY I'M LATE. 355 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,426 Miss Wentworth: HAVE A SEAT, 356 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,527 MR. McNAMARA. 357 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,229 Christian: IT'S TROY. 358 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,264 DR. CHRISTIAN TROY. 359 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,298 Miss Wentworth: I'M CONFUSED. 360 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,867 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIS FATHER. 361 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,502 Christian: I AM. I'M HIS, UH, 362 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,204 BIOLOGICAL FATHER. 363 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,505 Matt: I HAVE 2 DADS. 364 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,506 Miss Wentworth: WELL, WAS THERE 365 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,242 A DIVORCE? 366 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,611 OH, GOT IT. 2 DADS. EMILY WILLIS 367 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,848 HAS 2 MOMMIES. WE'RE SEEING MORE 368 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:01,849 AND MORE OF THIS. 369 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:02,883 Christian: MATT'S FATHER IS MY 370 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,118 PARTNER, DR. SEAN McNAMARA. 371 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,253 Miss Wentworth: I UNDERSTAND. 372 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,354 Matt: THEY'RE NOT GAY, 373 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,521 MISS WENTWORTH. MY MOM SLEPT 374 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,890 WITH CHRISTIAN BEFORE SHE 375 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,224 MARRIED MY DAD. 376 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,192 Adrian: TECHNICALLY, I DON'T 377 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,293 HAVE ANY FATHER FIGURES, BUT 378 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,494 MATT'S LIVING IN MY HOUSE AND 379 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,562 SCREWING MY MOM, SO I PRETEND 380 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,264 HE'S MY DAD. 381 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,866 Ava: IT'S TRUE, MISS WENTWORTH. 382 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,300 MATT AND I ARE LOVERS. I WAS 383 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,168 HIS LIFE COACH. 384 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,035 Adrian: YOU SEE, MATT HAS A 385 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:22,936 PROBLEM. HE'S A PREMATURE 386 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,137 EJACULATOR. 387 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,638 Miss Wentworth: OK, ENOUGH. 388 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,539 I DEAL WITH DYSFUNCTIONAL 389 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,275 FAMILIES ON A DAILY BASIS. 390 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,377 AND TRUST ME, EVERYONE HAS A 391 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,644 STORY, AND NONE OF YOU ARE THAT 392 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,914 SPECIAL. 30-DAY SUSPENSION IS 393 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,149 WHAT WE GIVE WHEN DRUGS ARE 394 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,918 INVOLVED. END OF SUBJECT. 395 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,086 Ava: PRINCIPAL WENTWORTH, THAT 396 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,420 SOLUTION TO A SIMPLE SCHOOLYARD 397 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,389 DUST-UP IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. 398 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,891 I PREFER WE COME TO A MORE 399 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,558 REASONABLE SOLUTION RIGHT HERE, 400 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,127 BUT, UM, IF WE CAN'T, I'M NOT 401 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,262 ABOVE CALLING A LAWYER IN. 402 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,397 Miss Wentworth: EXCUSE ME, 403 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,933 MS. MOORE. IF I HAD A DIME FOR 404 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,001 EVERY TIME A PARENT THREATENED 405 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,435 LEGAL ACTION, I'D BE LIVING IN 406 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,437 KEY WEST SIPPING PINA COLADAS 407 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,472 AND WRITING SHORT STORIES. 408 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,180 Christian: LET'S TRY AND FIND 409 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,249 A COMPROMISE, SHALL WE, LADIES? 410 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,051 WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO CUT THE 411 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,585 BOYS SOME SLACK? COULD THE 412 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,387 SCHOOL USE A NICE CONTRIBUTION 413 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,323 FOR COMPUTER UPGRADES? 414 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,058 A BRAND-NEW DIGITAL SCOREBOARD? 415 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,092 Miss Wentworth: IT AMAZES ME 416 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,360 HOW MANY PARENTS THINK THAT 417 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,295 MONEY IS A SUBSTITUTE FOR 418 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,364 PARENTING SKILLS. YOUR CHILDREN 419 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,934 ALWAYS GIVE YOU AWAY. THERE ARE 420 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,068 STUDENTS IN THIS SCHOOL, 421 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,236 STUDENTS WITH BRAINS WHO ARE 422 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,670 FAILING EVERY SUBJECT, AND ALL 423 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,472 THEY TALK ABOUT IS JUICY COUTURE 424 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,942 AND $300 BLOND STREAKS AND 425 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,643 EXPENSIVE LEATHER JACKETS THAT 426 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,611 THEY'RE WILLING TO BLEED OVER. 427 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,547 ALL THAT OPPORTUNITY AND 428 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,249 RESOURCE, AND YOU SQUANDER 429 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,516 IT ALL. 430 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,517 Ava: IT MUST BE DIFFICULT NOT 431 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,254 TO BE BITTER. TEACHERS SIMPLY 432 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,421 AREN'T COMPENSATED IN OUR 433 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,423 SOCIETY. I THINK THAT'S WHY 434 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,092 I BECAME A LIFE COACH-- 435 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:52,692 SO I COULD INSTRUCT AND 436 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,227 COMMAND A FAIR FEE. 437 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,095 Miss Wentworth: IS THERE 438 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,097 A SCHOOL FOR THAT? SIGN ME UP. 439 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,531 Ava: YOU'RE UNDER A LOT OF 440 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,033 STRESS. I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR 441 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,701 FACE. YOU'RE EXHAUSTED. YOU 442 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,236 COULD PUT GROCERIES IN THOSE 443 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,472 BAGS. IN FACT, WHEN YOU 444 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,706 MENTIONED YOUR DREAM OF WRITING 445 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,641 EARLIER, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT YOU 446 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:12,079 LOOKED 10 YEARS YOUNGER. 447 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,513 DR. TROY IS A WORLD-CLASS 448 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,547 PLASTIC SURGEON. 449 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,049 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 450 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,985 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 451 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:18,751 Christian: I AM NOT OPERATING 452 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,453 ON THAT WOMAN. EVEN 453 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,654 A PRACTICING CYNIC LIKE ME 454 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,590 CAN'T LIVE WITH IT. NO. 455 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,657 Ava: DON'T BE A SHORT-SIGHTED 456 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,493 FOOL. NEITHER YOUR SON NOR MINE 457 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,195 CAN TAKE A SCHOOL SUSPENSION ON 458 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,329 THEIR PERMANENT RECORD 6 MONTHS 459 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,564 BEFORE THEY APPLY TO COLLEGES. 460 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,699 THEY'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED 461 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,067 TO IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS. 462 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,535 Christian: OH...SEAN WILL NEVER 463 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,004 GO FOR IT. 464 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,505 Ava: THAT'S WHY I SUGGESTED 465 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,339 IT MIGHT BE BETTER 466 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,340 IF HE CALLED YOU. 467 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,241 Christian: BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT 468 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,709 I'D BE A BIGGER PUSHOVER? 469 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,277 THINK AGAIN, SWEETHEART. 470 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,446 Ava: NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE SMARTER. 471 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,148 DISCIPLINING THESE BOYS, BEING 472 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,649 A TASKMASTER OF A PARENT WON'T 473 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,552 CORRECT THEIR MISTAKE. AN EYE 474 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,687 JOB ON THAT FAT-ASS SLOTH WILL. 475 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,656 Christian: I SAID NO. 476 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,491 Ava: YOU KNOW, IT BOGGLES THE 477 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,560 MIND THAT AFTER 17 YEARS OF 478 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,429 LOST OPPORTUNITY, YOU'D 479 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,696 SQUANDER THIS CHANCE TO ACT 480 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,298 LIKE A FATHER TO MATT. 481 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,233 Christian: HE WAS DOING FINE 482 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,635 UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP. 483 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,239 I KNOW THOSE DRUGS WERE YOURS. 484 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,574 I'M GETTING THIS BOY AWAY FROM 485 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:19,579 YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. 486 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,481 Ava: I LOVE MATT. I CARE FOR 487 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,783 HIM DEEPLY. AND UNLIKE YOU, 488 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,319 I'M CONCERNED FOR HIS FUTURE. 489 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,055 YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR BOY 490 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,089 FROM THE TRUE EVILS OF 491 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,323 THE WORLD--UNEMPLOYMENT 492 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,159 AND PERSONAL APATHY? 493 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,127 THEN HELP HIM GET INTO COLLEGE. 494 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,801 [VILLAGE PEOPLE'S KEY WEST 495 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,171 PLAYING] 496 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,673 * MAMA, I'M FREEZING, 497 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,308 MAMA, I'M FREEZING, 498 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,510 I WANT TO GO TO THE SUN, 499 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,644 TO THE SUN, 500 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,647 I'M HEADED FOR KEY WEST... 501 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,084 THE KEY TO HAPPINESS, 502 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,251 I'M ON THE RUN, 503 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,152 GONNA HAVE SOME FUN, 504 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,155 I'M HEADED FOR KEY WEST... 505 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,823 WHERE LEISURE LIFE'S THE BEST, 506 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,125 OH, YEAH, 507 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:05,658 GONNA SPEND THE DAY, 508 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,626 LYIN' IN THE SUN * 509 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,428 Sean: MY 9 A.M. CANCELED. I CAN 510 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,796 ASSIST WITH THE STITCHING UP. 511 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,730 Christian: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 512 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,731 I GOT IT. 513 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,233 Sean: I GOT ITCHY HANDS. 514 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,702 ISN'T THIS, UH, WHAT'S-HER-NAME? 515 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:19,272 THE PRINCIPAL OF MATT'S SCHOOL? 516 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,773 I MET HER LAST YEAR AT 517 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,375 PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT. 518 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,677 WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS 519 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,479 SURGERY? 520 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,414 Christian: BECAUSE I WAS HOPING 521 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,650 THAT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO KNOW. 522 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,785 Sean: OH, MY GOD, CHRISTIAN. 523 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,355 YOU'VE SLEPT WITH SOME STRANGE 524 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,723 TYPES, BUT A 50-YEAR-OLD 525 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,558 HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL? 526 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,292 Christian: PUT IT 527 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:39,859 ON MY TOMBSTONE: 528 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,328 "HERE LIES CHRISTIAN TROY. 529 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,695 HE WAS NEVER PREDICTABLE." 530 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,763 * KEY WEST 531 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,565 I KNOW, I KNOW... * 532 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,300 Sean: WAIT A SECOND. HOW DID 533 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,369 YOU MEET MISS WENTWORTH? 534 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,403 ARE YOU AND JULIA ATTENDING 535 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,704 SCHOOL FUNCTIONS TOGETHER NOW? 536 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,805 PLAYING MOM AND POP? 537 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:53,773 Christian: IT'S GOT NOTHING TO 538 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,675 DO WITH JULIA, SEAN. IT'S MATT. 539 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,244 Sean: WHAT ABOUT MATT? 540 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,445 Christian: HE GOT IN TROUBLE. 541 00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,479 THERE WAS A FIGHT. THEY FOUND 542 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,347 SOME PRESCRIPTION DRUGS 543 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,848 IN HIS JACKET. 544 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,183 THEY WEREN'T HIS, BY THE WAY. 545 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,151 Sean: BUT I'VE MET 546 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:04,851 MISS WENTWORTH. WHY DID SHE 547 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:05,885 CALL YOU INSTEAD OF ME? 548 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:06,719 Christian: MATT CALLED ME. 549 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,687 Sean: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME, 550 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,421 GODDAMN IT! 551 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,356 Christian: BECAUSE I WAS TRYING 552 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,623 TO PROTECT YOU, SEAN. I WAS 553 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,159 TRYING TO GIVE YOU A BREAK. 554 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,593 Sean: OH. THE NEW-IMPROVED, 555 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,228 COMPASSIONATE CHRISTIAN. 556 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,829 YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT. 557 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:17,730 YOU JUST WANT MY RELATIONSHIP 558 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,665 WITH MY SON. THAT'S WHY YOU 559 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,433 DIDN'T CALL ME. 560 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,768 * YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'LL MEET 561 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,835 LISTEN HERE 562 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,737 THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHT 563 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,339 ALL DAY AND NIGHT... * 564 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,540 Sean: WHAT WAS THE UPSHOT? 565 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,475 Christian: SHE WANTED TO SUSPEND 566 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,210 THE BOYS, BUT AVA CONVINCED HER 567 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,511 TO TRADE PLASTIC SURGERY 568 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:32,712 FOR A CLEAN SLATE. 569 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:37,850 Sean: HERE'S THE NEW WORLD 570 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,652 ORDER, CHRISTIAN. YOU KEEP MATT 571 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,753 INFORMED ON HOW TO MINIMIZE 572 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,255 ORANGE STREAKING AT SPRAY-ON 573 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,823 TANNING SALONS. I'M IN CHARGE 574 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:44,757 OF ALL MATTERS CONCERNING 575 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,559 HIS EDUCATION. 576 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,827 * GONNA SPEND THE DAY 577 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,729 LYIN' IN THE SUN * 578 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,601 Adrian: YOU'VE BEEN STANDING 579 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,735 THERE THIS WHOLE TIME, 580 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,503 HAVEN'T YOU? 581 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,470 Matt: NO, I JUST WALKED IN. 582 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,371 Adrian: YOU WANT TO GUESS WHAT 583 00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,339 I'VE BEEN DOING IN THERE? 584 00:18:59,339 --> 00:18:59,906 Matt: NO. 585 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:00,873 Adrian: I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. 586 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,609 IT INVOLVED MY RIGHT HAND. 587 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,510 Matt: YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH, 588 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,544 YOU KNOW THAT? 589 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,478 Adrian: OH, COME ON, COME ON. 590 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,613 COME ON AND SEE THIS. 591 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:16,856 YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUCH 592 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,391 A PICASSO, DID YOU? 593 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,592 Matt: THAT'S BRILLIANT. YOU 594 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,560 THINK NO ONE'S GONNA KNOW WHO 595 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,794 DID THAT NOW? 596 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,463 Adrian: COME ON. I THINK 597 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,464 I CAPTURED YOUR CUM-FACE 598 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,998 PRETTY WELL, DON'T YOU? I MEAN, 599 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,801 I'VE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES. 600 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:29,702 Matt: YOU KNOW, MAN, CHRISTIAN 601 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,404 PUT HIS ASS ON THE LINE TO SAVE 602 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,340 BOTH OF US YESTERDAY. WHY DON'T 603 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,975 YOU DO SOMETHING NICE? OR AT THE 604 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,677 VERY LEAST, JUST BE GRATEFUL. 605 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,645 Adrian: YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD 606 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:39,546 LEARN TO EXPRESS MYSELF 607 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,581 IN A HEALTHIER MANNER. I THINK 608 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:45,685 I'M JUST ENVIOUS OF YOU, MATT. 609 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,819 YOU HAVE 2 DADS THAT LOOK AFTER 610 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,956 YOU NOW. I NEVER EVEN HAD ONE. 611 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,525 Matt: WELL, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY 612 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,993 WANT TO THINK, ADRIAN, HAVING 2 613 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,796 FATHERS IS PRETTY COMPLICATED. 614 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,898 Adrian: I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 615 00:19:58,898 --> 00:19:59,866 YOU WEREN'T REALLY HAVING ANY 616 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:00,767 PROBLEMS UNTIL THE SECRET OF 617 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,869 YOUR PATERNITY CAME OUT. SO, IN 618 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,504 A WEIRD WAY, I GUESS YOU COULD 619 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,838 SAY THAT WE'RE BOTH IN THIS 620 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:06,806 TOGETHER. 621 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,581 I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY 622 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:15,648 IS MAYBE WE SHOULD LEARN TO GET 623 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,983 ALONG. I MEAN, IT WOULD BE 624 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:17,984 BETTER FOR EVERYONE IN THE 625 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,719 LONG RUN, DON'T YOU THINK? 626 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,440 Matt: ALL RIGHT, THEN. TRUCE. 627 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,678 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 628 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,518 Adrian: HEY, TREVOR, USE THIS 629 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,552 ONE HERE. THAT ONE'S EMPTY. 630 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,356 [WATER RUNNING] 631 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,963 Bobolit: HI, I'M MERRIL... 632 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,635 AND I'M A DRUG ADDICT. 633 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,737 All: HI, MERRIL. 634 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,372 Bobolit: THIS IS ONLY MY SECOND 635 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,873 MEETING, SO I WON'T BORE YOU 636 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,908 WITH MY TALE OF THE CRAVINGS 637 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,510 I'VE HAD TODAY OR HOW HARD 638 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,847 IT IS TO GIVE UP THE TANK. 639 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,583 WHAT I'D LIKE TO SHARE INSTEAD 640 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,051 IS THE REAL REASON I'M GONNA 641 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,786 KICK MY HABIT AND GET MY LIFE 642 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,690 BACK ON TRACK. CHRISTIAN TROY, 643 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,425 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 644 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,660 [WEAK APPLAUSE] 645 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,402 FIRST OF ALL, I WOULDN'T BE HERE 646 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,737 IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS MAN. 647 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,407 AND...BY THAT, I MEAN I PROBABLY 648 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,808 NEVER WOULD HAVE LOST MY 649 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:49,942 BUSINESS AND GONE ON DRUGS IN 650 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:53,380 THE FIRST PLACE. HEH HEH. 651 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,053 SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IT'S BECAUSE 652 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:05,825 OF HIM...THAT I HAVE A CHANCE TO 653 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,428 LEAVE BEHIND A LIFE THAT WAS... 654 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:12,532 SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL. 655 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:17,136 YOU GAVE ME HOPE AGAIN. 656 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,071 AND I WANT EVERYONE HERE TO 657 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:24,411 KNOW...I LOVE YOU, MAN. 658 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,586 DON'T BOTHER WITH THAT CRAP. 659 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,588 LET'S GO GRAB DINNER. 660 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,723 Christian: CAN'T. I GOT 661 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:37,890 SURGERY IN THE MORNING. 662 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,492 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. 663 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,193 Bobolit: I USED TO. 664 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,464 THAT'S OK. IT'S OK. 665 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,466 I HAD MY EYE ON THAT LITTLE 666 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,868 FILLY OVER THERE ANYWAY. I WAS 667 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,136 THINKING I'D ASK HER OUT. 668 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,538 Christian: WHICH ONE? 669 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:58,044 OH...AREN'T THERE RULES ABOUT 670 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,079 DATING PEOPLE IN THE GROUP? 671 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,080 Bobolit: I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP 672 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,015 WITH HER, CHRISTIAN. I JUST WANT 673 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,717 TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE WHO'S 674 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,619 GOING THROUGH WHAT I AM. 675 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,087 A FRIEND. NOW, IF THAT LEADS TO 676 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,623 A BLOW JOB. 677 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:11,724 Christian: SHE'S COMING OVER. 678 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:17,229 Hannah: HI. 679 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,065 Bobolit: MERRIL BOBOLIT. 680 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,967 YOU ARE? 681 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,569 Hannah: HANNAH. THAT WAS 682 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:23,836 A TOUCHING SPEECH THAT YOU MADE 683 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:25,705 EARLIER, MERRIL. 684 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:27,774 Bobolit: THANK YOU. IT CAME 685 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,776 FROM THE HEART. I REALLY TRIED-- 686 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:30,710 Hannah: WHAT I WAS REALLY 687 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:31,911 IMPRESSED WITH, THOUGH, WAS 688 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,881 YOUR STORY. I REALLY WANTED TO 689 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:37,684 KNOW MORE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE. 690 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:40,953 THIS IS MY NUMBER. I'M GOING TO 691 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:44,223 HAVE DINNER WITH SOME FRIENDS 692 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,858 A CALL LATER, AND WE CAN MEET 693 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:48,027 FOR COFFEE. 694 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,935 [CHRISTIAN SIGHS] 695 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,003 MAYBE SHE'S GOT A SISTER. 696 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,038 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 697 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:02,609 [RING] 698 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:05,978 [RING] 699 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:09,516 [RING] 700 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:12,885 WHAT'S GOING ON, MATTY? 701 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:16,956 I CAN'T HELP YOU. I'M SORRY. 702 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,658 YOU NEED TO CALL SEAN. 703 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:19,892 Miss Wentworth: AS YOU KNOW, 704 00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,160 I WAS OUT OF THE OFFICE 705 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,795 RECUPERATING FROM SURGERY WHEN 706 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,531 THIS DISGUSTING EVENT TOOK 707 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:27,099 PLACE. THE PARENTS OF THE BOY 708 00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,167 WHO WASHED HIS HANDS IN THE 709 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,169 URINE ARE VERY UPSET. 710 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,303 Ava: MISS WENTWORTH, I SIMPLY 711 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,540 CANNOT COMPREHEND WHY MATT AND 712 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,841 MY SON HAVE BEEN CALLED ON THE 713 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:36,543 CARPET FOR THIS JUVENILE PRANK. 714 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:38,177 YOU LOOK 10 YEARS YOUNGER, 715 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:38,845 BY THE WAY. 716 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,650 Miss Wentworth: TREVOR HAYES, 717 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,084 THE STUDENT WHO WASHED HIS HANDS 718 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,318 IN THE URINE, SAID THAT ADRIAN 719 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,220 AND MATT WERE AT THE SINK JUST 720 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,757 BEFORE THE INCIDENT OCCURRED. 721 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:51,624 Adrian: TREVOR HAYES 722 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:52,559 IS AN UNSTABLE LIAR AND 723 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,026 A CRYSTAL METH ADDICT. 724 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:55,027 Miss Wentworth: HE SAID THAT YOU 725 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,295 DIRECTED HIM TO WASH HIS HANDS 726 00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:58,598 IN THE URINE, ADRIAN. 727 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:00,567 Ava: CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE. 728 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,935 COME ON, BOYS, WE'RE GOING. 729 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:03,736 Sean: SIT DOWN! 730 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,276 Sean: DID YOU URINATE IN THE 731 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,945 SOAP DISPENSER, MATT? 732 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:17,016 [MATT LAUGHS] 733 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,050 Sean: THIS ACT OF AGGRESSION 734 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,351 ISN'T FUNNY. WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT 735 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,086 IT? 736 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,187 Matt: YEAH, THIS WHOLE THING IS 737 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,822 FUNNY, DAD. IT'S IDIOTIC. 738 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:23,823 Sean: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, 739 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,925 MATT. DID YOU DO THIS? 740 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,226 Matt: NO. 741 00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,361 Sean: ADRIAN, WAS IT YOU? 742 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,963 Adrian: OOH. HE'S SCARY, YOUR 743 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,332 OTHER DAD. 744 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,300 Sean: YOU'RE NOT LEAVING HERE 745 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,668 UNTIL I GET AN ANSWER. 746 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:36,836 Ava: DON'T YOU DARE THREATEN MY 747 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:37,303 SON. 748 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,713 Adrian: YEAH. I URINATED IN THE 749 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,281 SOAP DISPENSER. YOU WANNA SPANK 750 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:52,284 ME? 751 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,386 Sean: YOUR SON IS YET ANOTHER 752 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,822 REMINDER OF WHAT A MONSTROUS 753 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:57,724 FRAUD YOU ARE, AVA. I'M TEMPTED 754 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,325 TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM. BUT I'M 755 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:03,362 NOT HIS FATHER. I'M YOURS. 756 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,264 AND HERE'S THE NEW REGIME. UNTIL 757 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:06,666 FURTHER NOTICE, YOU WILL REPORT 758 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:07,867 TO MY OFFICE EVERY DAY AFTER 759 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,168 SCHOOL WHERE WE'LL FIND PLENTY 760 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,737 OF MEANINGLESS BUSY WORK TO KEEP 761 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:11,871 YOU OUT OF TROUBLE. 762 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,372 Matt: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 763 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:15,141 Sean: YES, YOU DID, MATT. YOUR 764 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:16,175 LACKADAISICAL BEHAVIOR LATELY 765 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,910 SCREAMS OUT FOR BOUNDARIES. SO 766 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,411 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME. YOU 767 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,747 WILL NOT FAIL TO SHOW UP. YOU 768 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,281 WILL NOT EVEN BE LATE OR YOU'LL 769 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:23,249 FINISH OUT YOUR EDUCATION 770 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,183 AT A MILITARY SCHOOL 771 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,952 OF MY CHOICE. GOT IT? 772 00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:27,253 Ava: MATT'S OUTGROWN THE SABER 773 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,021 RATTLING. DON'T PAY ANY 774 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,823 ATTENTION TO HIS MACHO 775 00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,124 POSTURING, MATT. WE CAN FILE FOR 776 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,425 LEGAL EMANCIPATION. 777 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,027 Sean: YOU DO THAT, LADY, AND IN 778 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,262 THE 2 MONTHS IT TAKES TO GET THE 779 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,830 APPROVAL OF THE COURT, I'LL TALK 780 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:39,298 TO THE PRESS. I'LL DISCREDIT YOU 781 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:40,867 AS A PEDOPHILE AND A KIDNAPPER 782 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,034 AND AN OVERALL MENACE TO 783 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:43,402 SOCIETY, AND THEN WE'LL SEE HOW 784 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,104 SOON YOUR LIFE COACH BUSINESS 785 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,072 GOES BELLY UP. 786 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,006 Ava: I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOUR 787 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,240 EMPTY THREATS. 788 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,743 Sean: YOU SHOULD BE, AVA. YOU 789 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,011 SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID. 790 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,994 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 791 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:12,899 Adrian: THINK YOU'RE CLEVER NOW, 792 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:16,468 DON'T YOU? WHERE ARE THEY? 793 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,436 Matt: WHERE ARE WHAT? 794 00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:18,437 Adrian: LET'S SEE. I GET OUT OF 795 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,872 THE SHOWER, GO TO GET DRESSED. 796 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:21,273 BUT MY--MY CLOSET, MY DRESSER, 797 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:22,374 MY LAUNDRY BAG ARE COMPLETELY 798 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:23,843 EMPTY ALL OF A SUDDEN. 799 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,344 Matt: WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL, 800 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:29,281 ADRIAN. YOU'VE GONE INSANE. 801 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:30,182 Adrian: WHERE ARE THEY? 802 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:30,983 Ava: COME IN AND SEE FOR 803 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,020 YOURSELF. ADRIAN, THIS IS 804 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,822 ALFONZO TEHUME, JR. YOU MAY HAVE 805 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:36,956 MET HIM IN PASSING. HIS FATHER'S 806 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:37,990 BEEN CLEANING OUR POOL FOR THE 807 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,458 LAST 4 YEARS. 808 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,292 Adrian: ARE YOU WEARING MY 809 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:41,027 SHIRT, DUDE? 810 00:27:41,027 --> 00:27:43,830 Ava: AND PANTS. OH, SHOES, TOO. 811 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,097 UH, FORTUNATELY, YOU TWO ARE 812 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,033 ALMOST THE SAME SIZE, AND HE 813 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:48,200 DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH. SO DON'T 814 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,302 TRY AND MAKE A SCENE RIGHT NOW. 815 00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:51,170 Adrian: WHY IS HE WEARING MY 816 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,071 CLOTHES, MOTHER? 817 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:52,972 Ava: BECAUSE HE DESERVES THEM 818 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,941 MORE THAN YOU. DID YOU KNOW HE 819 00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:55,842 AND HIS FATHER CAME TO THIS 820 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,376 COUNTRY FROM EL SALVADOR 5 YEARS 821 00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:59,378 AGO WITH NO MONEY? TO HELP OUT, 822 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,347 ALFONZO WORKS 2 JOBS. YOU, ON 823 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:02,782 THE OTHER HAND, ARE A SPOILED 824 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:03,850 ONLY CHILD WHO'S GOTTEN 825 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,818 EVERYTHING HE'S EVER WANTED AND 826 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:08,054 NEVER APPRECIATED ANY OF IT. 827 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:08,988 THE FACT THAT YOU CONTINUE TO 828 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:10,189 ACT OUT AT SCHOOL IS 829 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,057 UNACCEPTABLE. 830 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:17,329 I'VE REALIZED THAT MAYBE-- 831 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:20,266 MAYBE SEAN IS RIGHT. MAYBE GOOD 832 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:21,367 OLD-FASHIONED DISCIPLINE IS IN 833 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,536 ORDER. SO AS PUNISHMENT, I'VE 834 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,039 GIVEN AWAY YOUR CLOTHES. 835 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,008 Matt: AVA, WHAT IS HE GONNA WEAR 836 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,510 TO SCHOOL? 837 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,444 Ava: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND 838 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:33,412 SOMETHING AT THE GOODWILL FOR 839 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:40,787 THIS. THEY OPEN IN 1/2 AN HOUR. 840 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:41,788 SWEETIE, COULD YOU GIVE ALFONZO 841 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,055 A HAND WITH THESE BAGS OUT TO MY 842 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,390 CAR? I PROMISED TO GIVE HIM A 843 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:47,359 RIDE HOME. 844 00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:48,527 Matt: SURE. 845 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:49,228 Ava: THANKS. 846 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,043 Adrian: SO NOW THE POOL MAN'S 847 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:05,544 SON DESERVES MORE THAN I DO? 848 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:06,578 Ava: FROM NOW ON, YOU DO WHAT I 849 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,515 SAY WHEN I SAY IT. AND YOU STOP 850 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:10,917 JEOPARDIZING MY RELATIONSHIP 851 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,352 WITH MATT OR YOU WILL PAY THE 852 00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:14,220 PRICE. 853 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,227 Christian: TELL ME WHAT YOU 854 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:22,128 DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF, 855 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,462 MS. NUEVEZ? 856 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:24,430 Felicia Nuevez: THAT I'M NOT 857 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:28,234 JENNIFER. YOU KNOW, J.LO? I 858 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:30,870 WANNA LOOK LIKE J.LO. 859 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,204 Sean: MAY I ASK WHY? 860 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,039 Felicia: WELL, BECAUSE HER 861 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:35,007 LIFE IS BETTER THAN MINE. 862 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:36,275 Sean: ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU'D 863 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:40,079 LIKE A LARGER BACKSIDE? 864 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,213 Felicia: NO. I'VE ALREADY GOT 865 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,949 THAT. UM, IT'S THE REST THAT I 866 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,550 WANNA CHANGE. I WANNA CHANGE MY 867 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:46,318 FACE, MY BREASTS, I WANNA DO 868 00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:48,487 SOME LIPO AROUND MY WAIST SO I 869 00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:50,089 CAN WEAR CLOTHES FROM THE J.LO 870 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:52,224 COLLECTION, AND, UM, I CAN STAND 871 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:55,094 A LOT OF PAIN. SO DON'T WORRY. 872 00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:58,364 YOU CAN JUST DO IT ALL AT ONCE. 873 00:29:58,364 --> 00:29:59,966 Sean: MS. NUEVEZ, UNFORTUNATELY, 874 00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:01,200 WE ARE NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF 875 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,270 CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKE MAKEOVERS. 876 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,537 WE'LL LEAVE THAT TO MTV. 877 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:06,505 Felicia: WELL, YOU'RE IN THE 878 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,240 BUSINESS OF HELPING PEOPLE, 879 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,076 RIGHT? I MEAN, EVERYONE WHO 880 00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:11,377 MEETS ME SAYS THAT I COULD HAVE 881 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:14,546 A BIG CAREER LIKE J.LO's IF I 882 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,548 LOOKED MORE LIKE HER. 883 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:17,549 Sean: YOU'RE AN ATTRACTIVE YOUNG 884 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:21,253 LADY, CLEARLY MOTIVATED. YOU 885 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:23,589 DON'T NEED TO BE J.LO. YOU CAN'T 886 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:27,359 BE J.LO. YOU'RE YOU. 887 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:29,428 Felicia: DON'T YOU GET IT? I 888 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:32,098 MEAN, I'M NOT ENOUGH. I MEAN, 889 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:35,667 ALL I GET IS REJECTIONS. 890 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,403 Sean: MS. NUEVEZ, THE KIND OF 891 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:38,637 FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION YOU'RE 892 00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:40,039 TALKING ABOUT WOULD REQUIRE 893 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:42,074 QUITE A FEW PROCEDURES. 894 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:44,143 RHINOPLASTY, MALAR IMPLANTS TO 895 00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,277 AUGMENT YOUR CHEEKBONES, 896 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:46,412 DERMABRASIAN FOR THE-- 897 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:47,379 Christian: I'M THINKING MAYBE 898 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,281 MENTOPLASTY FOR MORE CHIN 899 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,550 DEFINITION AND MAYBE SOME LIPO 900 00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:54,020 FROM YOUR ABDOMEN. 901 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:54,921 Sean: THE PROCEDURES WE JUST 902 00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,355 OUTLINED WOULD COST SOMEWHERE IN 903 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,690 THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF $50,000. 904 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,326 Felicia: YEAH, I--I FIGURED 905 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:05,364 THAT. SO... 906 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,265 WELL, I'LL PAY YOU BACK 907 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:07,166 WHEN I MAKE IT. 908 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,234 Sean: I'M SORRY. I DON'T WANNA 909 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,635 WASTE ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME. WE 910 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,570 ONLY TAKE ON PRO BONO WORK IF 911 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:12,972 IT'S LIFE THREATENING IN SOME 912 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:14,473 WAY, WHICH, IN YOUR CASE... 913 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:15,307 Felicia: WELL, IT IS LIFE 914 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:16,575 THREATENING. I MEAN, IT'S 915 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,010 EVERYTHING THAT I'VE WORKED FOR 916 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,578 FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. LOOK, I HAVE 917 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:21,613 SO MUCH TO OFFER, AND I JUST 918 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,249 WANNA TOUCH PEOPLE'S HEARTS. 919 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:24,216 BUT, YOU KNOW, BUT THE WORLD 920 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,384 WON'T LET ME BECAUSE I'M STUCK 921 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,518 IN THIS BODY. 922 00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:34,893 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 923 00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,999 [HEART BEATING] 924 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:55,247 [BEEPING] 925 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:59,018 [HEART BEATING] 926 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:01,453 Merril: CHRISTIAN, IT'S MERRIL. 927 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,355 WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? IT'S A 928 00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:04,456 SPONSOR SESSION. YOU ARE MY 929 00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:07,626 SPONSOR. I CAN'T--I CAN'T BE 930 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:08,560 AROUND THESE PEOPLE WITHOUT YOU 931 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,663 RIGHT NOW. 932 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,465 Woman: HEY, YOU OK? YOU DON'T 933 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,466 LOOK SO GOOD. 934 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,668 Bobolit: YEAH, HI, NO. CHRISTIAN 935 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,070 WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME HERE. 936 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,406 Hannah: OH, GOD. WHAT A SEXY MAN 937 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:22,641 AND A PLASTIC SURGEON. CAN YOU 938 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:23,675 IMAGINE THE LIFE THAT HE MUST 939 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,511 HAVE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS 940 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,013 THINKING TRYING TO MAKE A PLAY 941 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:30,249 FOR HIM. I MEAN, REALLY, WHAT 942 00:32:30,249 --> 00:32:31,517 SUCCESSFUL PERSON LIKE THAT 943 00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:32,518 WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH 944 00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:35,787 OF LOSERS LIKE US? RIGHT? 945 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,723 [HEART BEATING] 946 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:51,137 Christian: CORRECT ME IF I'M 947 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:52,738 WRONG, SEAN. I WAS UNDER THE 948 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:55,107 IMPRESSION THAT AS PARTNERS WE'D 949 00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:57,409 DISCUSS PRO BONO CASES BEFORE WE 950 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,211 MADE A DECISION EITHER WAY. 951 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:01,180 Sean: WHEN THEY'RE VIABLE CASES. 952 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,381 SINCE WHEN IS PRO BONO WORK ON 953 00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:03,615 THE LUNATIC FRINGE EVEN UP FOR 954 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:05,317 DISCUSSION? 955 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:07,319 [CHRISTIAN CHUCKLES] I SEE 956 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,255 YOU'RE UP THERE, PARTNER. GOT A 957 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:10,156 TOUCH OF THE HIGH AND MIGHTY, 958 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,523 DO WE? 959 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:12,291 Sean: AND SPEAKING OF 960 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,592 DISCUSSION, DID I MISPLACE MY 961 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:14,760 INVITATION TO DISCUSS MS. 962 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,664 WENTWORTH'S EYE JOB? FELICIA 963 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,166 NUEVEZ IS NOT SUFFERING FROM A 964 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,600 MEDICAL CONDITION OR 965 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,701 DISFIGUREMENT. THE ONLY THING 966 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,103 SHE'S SUFFERING FROM IS A FATAL 967 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:24,736 CASE OF ENVY. 968 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:25,704 Christian: IT'S NOT HER FAULT 969 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:26,505 THAT SHE WAS BORN INTO A 970 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,507 CELEBRITY-OBSESSED WORLD. ALL 971 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,475 THIS KID NEEDS IS A SIMPLE 972 00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:31,177 CONFIDENCE BOOST, AND YOU 973 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,444 SLAMMED THE DOOR ON EVEN THAT. 974 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:33,479 Sean: BECOMING OTHER PEOPLE 975 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:34,513 DOES NOT LEAD TO PERSONAL 976 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:39,118 FULFILLMENT. 977 00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:39,818 Christian: ONCE UPON A TIME IN 978 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:43,355 COLLEGE, I HAD A DREAM. I MET A 979 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,157 GUY I ADMIRED, AND I SAID I 980 00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:48,727 WANTED TO BE LIKE HIM. I'M 981 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:53,565 PARTNERS WITH HIM TODAY. 982 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:54,633 WHERE'S THE HARM? 983 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,449 Bobolit: LOOKIN' MORE AND 984 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:11,450 MORE LIKE J.LO. 985 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:22,228 [INHALES] 986 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,729 Rose: HEY, HEY, HEY, BALD HEAD. 987 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,732 SLOW DOWN WITH THAT THING. 988 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:27,833 Bobolit: STOP COMPLAINING AND 989 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:30,669 JOIN THE PARTY ALREADY. 990 00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:31,670 Rose: DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE 991 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,739 TAKEN ENOUGH OUT OF HER? 992 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,574 Bobolit: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 993 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:40,646 [INHALES] 994 00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:41,813 [MONITOR FLAT LINES] 995 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:47,453 Rose: BOBOLIT! BOBOLIT! COME 996 00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:50,389 ON, YOU'RE A DOCTOR! HELP ME! 997 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:54,793 SHIT! COME ON, BOBOLIT! COME ON, 998 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:55,461 DOCTOR! 999 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:56,328 Bobolit: SHUT UP! 1000 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:09,441 SHE'S DEAD? NO WAY. EVERYTHING 1001 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,442 WAS GOING FINE! 1002 00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:27,826 Rose: HOLD HER LEGS. HOLD HER 1003 00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:30,862 LEGS. 1004 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,198 Bobolit: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1005 00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:32,864 Rose: WE CAN GET RID OF HER 1006 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,466 EASIER IF SHE'S IN PIECES. 1007 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,467 [WHIRRING] 1008 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,623 Sean: HOW'S IT GOIN' IN HERE? 1009 00:35:57,623 --> 00:35:58,657 Matt: UM, WHEN I'M DONE WITH THE 1010 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,392 TOWELS, I'LL GO AND UNPACK THE 1011 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:01,860 SURGICAL SUPPLIES. 1012 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,562 Sean: EXCELLENT. 1013 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:04,730 Matt: YOU KNOW, THE DRAWERS AND 1014 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,764 THE SHELVES ARE LOOKIN' A LITTLE 1015 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,699 GRUNGY, DAD. I'D LIKE TO COME IN 1016 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,535 TOMORROW, CLEAR EVERYTHING OUT, 1017 00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:11,737 AND GIVE 'EM A GOOD SCRUB. 1018 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:13,739 Sean: I DON'T GET IT. WHERE'S 1019 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:14,773 THE SULLEN BACKTALK I'VE BEEN 1020 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:17,643 BRACING MYSELF FOR? 1021 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,611 Matt: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I 1022 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:24,716 KINDA LIKE HANGIN' OUT HERE. 1023 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:25,817 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 1024 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:26,785 LITTLE AND YOU USED TO BRING ME 1025 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:29,321 IN HERE ON THE WEEKENDS TO FEED 1026 00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:30,722 THE FISH IN YOUR OFFICE? 1027 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:39,731 Sean: YEAH. 1028 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,700 Matt: HEY, DAD... 1029 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,636 THE MARLINS ARE ON TONIGHT. SO I 1030 00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:46,305 WAS THINKIN' I COULD PICK US UP 1031 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,307 A PIZZA, COME BY, WATCH IT AT 1032 00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:51,977 THE HOUSE? I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T 1033 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:54,446 HAVE ANY PLANS. 1034 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:57,583 Sean: NO. NO PLANS. THAT'D BE 1035 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,417 FINE. 1036 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:11,997 Christian: WHERE YOU OFF TO? 1037 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:18,470 Merril: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1038 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:19,371 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE AT 1039 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:20,706 THE MEETING TODAY, ASSHOLE. 1040 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:21,640 Christian: I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE. 1041 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,610 MY SURGERY WENT LATE. I CALLED 1042 00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:25,911 YOU REPEATEDLY. BUT YOU NEVER 1043 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,479 CALLED ME BACK. I WAS AFRAID YOU 1044 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:28,380 MIGHT HAVE RELAPSED. 1045 00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:41,360 [SNIFFS] YOU GOT HIGH AGAIN, 1046 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:41,927 DIDN'T YOU? 1047 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:42,828 Merril: AND LOVED EVERY MINUTE 1048 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,763 OF IT. IT'S THE ONLY RELIABLE 1049 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:45,731 THING IN MY LIFE. 1050 00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:58,377 Christian: WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 1051 00:37:58,377 --> 00:37:59,478 WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD ON 1052 00:37:59,478 --> 00:37:59,911 THE TABLE? 1053 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:00,879 Bobolit: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, 1054 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,848 YOU KNOW. JUST SHOWED UP AT THE 1055 00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:03,782 MEETING, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE 1056 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:04,716 HAPPENED TO HER. 1057 00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:10,556 Christian: WHAT'S IN THE 1058 00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:13,992 SUITCASE, MERRIL? UNH! 1059 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:20,932 Rose: WE'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER 1060 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,000 SUITCASE. 1061 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:23,068 [SUPERTRAMP'S GOOD-BYE STRANGER 1062 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,337 PLAYING] 1063 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,575 * IT WAS AN 1064 00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:33,078 EARLY MORNING YESTERDAY, 1065 00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:35,013 I WAS UP BEFORE THE DAWN * 1066 00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:37,683 Christian: UNH. UNH. 1067 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:38,717 Bobolit: HEY, SPONSOR. 1068 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:39,418 * I REALLY HAVE 1069 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:41,887 ENJOYED MY STAY * 1070 00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:42,888 Christian: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', 1071 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:43,689 MERRIL? 1072 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:44,623 Bobolit: YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 1073 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:46,625 BETWEEN JEALOUSY AND ENVY, 1074 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:49,828 CHRISTIAN? JEALOUSY IS WHEN YOU 1075 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,162 REALIZE SOMEONE HAS SOMETHING 1076 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,432 YOU WANT. YOU JUST HAVE TO WORK 1077 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:56,935 HARD TO GET IT. ENVY IS WHEN YOU 1078 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:58,437 REALIZE SOMEONE HAS SOMETHING 1079 00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:00,472 YOU CAN NEVER HAVE, NO MATTER 1080 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:03,174 HOW HARD YOU TRY. TAKE ME AND 1081 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,677 YOU, FOR EXAMPLE. WE BOTH 1082 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,179 GRADUATED FROM THE SAME SCHOOL, 1083 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:11,950 CREATED SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES, 1084 00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:18,657 FOUND MONEY, FAME, HMM? PUSSY. 1085 00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:19,725 BUT SOMEHOW, YOU MANAGED TO 1086 00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:22,428 ALWAYS COME OUT AHEAD OF ME. 1087 00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:27,065 AND NOW, STARING DOWN AT YOU, 1088 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:29,901 I SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY. 1089 00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,503 * I'LL NEVER LOOK BEHIND ME, 1090 00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:32,904 MY TROUBLES WILL BE FEW * 1091 00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,473 IT'S THAT HANDSOME MUG OF YOURS. 1092 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:41,913 Christian: WHERE IS MADAM ROSE? 1093 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:42,848 Bobolit: SHE GOT FREAKED OUT BY 1094 00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:46,017 ALL THE GORE. SHE'S PROBABLY IN 1095 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,052 TAMPA BY NOW. 1096 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:47,986 Christian: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING 1097 00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:50,622 ON DOING, MERRIL? 1098 00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:51,723 * GOOD-BYE, STRANGER * 1099 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:52,791 Bobolit: SOMETHIN' I'VE ALWAYS 1100 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,493 DREAMED OF. I FIGURE IF I CAN'T 1101 00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:57,763 HAVE YOUR LIFE, I'LL JUST TAKE 1102 00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:58,864 YOUR FACE. 1103 00:39:58,864 --> 00:39:59,831 Christian: UNH! 1104 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:00,699 Bobolit: STOP STRUGGLING! 1105 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:01,833 I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT! 1106 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,869 * HOPE YOUR DREAMS WILL 1107 00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:04,870 ALL COME TRUE * 1108 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:05,804 Christian: IT'LL NEVER WORK, 1109 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:06,572 MERRIL. 1110 00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:07,906 * GOOD-BYE, MARY, 1111 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,575 GOOD-BYE, JANE * 1112 00:40:09,575 --> 00:40:10,175 Bobolit: WHY NOT? 1113 00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,778 * WILL WE EVER MEET AGAIN? * 1114 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:13,645 Christian: FACIAL TRANSPLANT 1115 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:14,646 SURGERY HAS NEVER BEEN DONE 1116 00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:16,081 SUCCESSFULLY. YOU'RE JUST 1117 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,115 WASTING YOUR TIME. 1118 00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:18,116 Bobolit: YOU DON'T THINK I CAN 1119 00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:21,720 DO IT? I'M A GREAT GODDDAMN 1120 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,154 SURGEON, CHRISTIAN! 1121 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:24,956 * GOOD-BYE, JANE * 1122 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:26,224 YOU'RE JUST TRYIN' TO BREAK MY 1123 00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:29,027 CONCENTRATION. [INHALES] 1124 00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:31,630 * HOPE YOUR DREAMS WILL 1125 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:33,264 ALL COME TRUE, 1126 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,600 GOOD-BYE, STRANGER * 1127 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,601 Christian: I JUST DON'T WANT YOU 1128 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:37,068 TO FORGET THE MOST IMPORTANT 1129 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:38,003 PART, THAT'S ALL. 1130 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:40,872 * WILL WE EVER MEET AGAIN? * 1131 00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,541 YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE THE LIVE 1132 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,810 TISSUE ON YOUR FACE FIRST. 1133 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:48,647 * COME TOMORROW, FEEL NO PAIN, 1134 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:49,948 GOOD-BYE, MARY * 1135 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:50,849 Bobolit: I KNEW THAT. 1136 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:52,083 * GOOD-BYE, JANE, 1137 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,685 WILL WE EVER... * 1138 00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:54,520 Bobolit: I FIGURED I COULD 1139 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,286 DO ME LATER. 1140 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,287 Christian: THE NERVE ENDINGS ON 1141 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,556 MY FACE WILL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU 1142 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:59,891 HAVE A CHANCE TO REATTACH IT. 1143 00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:03,795 * COME TOMORROW, FEEL NO PAIN 1144 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:04,963 GOOD-BYE, MARY * 1145 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,566 Christian: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1146 00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:08,800 THAT'S WHAT I'D DO. 1147 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,268 * I'LL SAY IT ONCE AGAIN, 1148 00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,570 'CAUSE I'M LEAVIN', 1149 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:12,303 GOOD-BYE, SORROW, 1150 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:13,138 GOT TO GO, 1151 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:14,105 FEEL NO SHAME, 1152 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:14,906 GOT TO GO NOW, 1153 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,876 COME TOMORROW, FEEL NO PAIN 1154 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:19,745 GOOD-BYE, MARY, 1155 00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:21,713 GOOD-BYE, JANE, 1156 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:29,254 WILL WE EVER MEET AGAIN? * 1157 00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:30,889 Bobolit: GOOD-BYE, MERRIL. 1158 00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:32,824 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 1159 00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:11,930 Bobolit: I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 1160 00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:22,307 Woman: HELLO? 1161 00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:23,108 Christian: IN HERE! 1162 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:24,375 Woman: 6:00 APPOINTMENT TO DO... 1163 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,177 Christian: IN HERE, PLEASE! HELP 1164 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:26,978 ME! 1165 00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:50,068 Ava: ADRIAN? WHY ARE YOU SITTING 1166 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:50,969 IN THE DARK? 1167 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,341 Adrian: I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS 1168 00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:59,310 TO ME ANYMORE. 1169 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:01,412 [AVA SIGHS] PLEASE DON'T START 1170 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,014 WITH ME, ADRIAN. 1171 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:04,015 Adrian: WHY DO YOU KEEP HURTING 1172 00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:07,018 ME? DO YOU ENJOY IT? 1173 00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:07,986 Ava: I'M GIVING YOU WHAT YOU 1174 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:10,388 NEED. IT MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU 1175 00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:13,424 WANT. 1176 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:17,395 Adrian: I NEED YOU. THAT'S WHAT 1177 00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:18,263 I NEED. 1178 00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:26,972 I'M SO HUMILIATED. I'VE BEEN 1179 00:43:26,972 --> 00:43:30,141 SUCH A PRICK, AND NOW WITH YOU 1180 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,042 AND MATT, IT JUST HURTS TOO 1181 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:31,810 MUCH. 1182 00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:52,130 I WANNA MAKE YOU LOVE ME AGAIN. 1183 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:57,035 Ava: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 1184 00:43:57,035 --> 00:44:00,171 THINGS CHANGE. WE BOTH NEED TO 1185 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:03,909 ACCEPT THAT. IT CAN'T EVER BE 1186 00:44:03,909 --> 00:44:05,243 LIKE IT WAS. 1187 00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:13,318 Adrian: I GAVE YOU MY SOUL. 1188 00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:20,358 Ava: NO. NO, NO MORE. 1189 00:44:31,937 --> 00:44:35,106 Adrian: PLEASE, MOMMY. PLEASE. 1190 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,374 Ava: NO. 1191 00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:09,507 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 1192 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:10,508 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 1193 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:11,442 --www.ncicap.org--] 77184

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