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My name is Harris K. Telemacher.
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I live in L.A. and I've had
seven heart attacks, all imagined.
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I was deeply unhappy
but I didn't know it,
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because I was so happy all the time.
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I have a favorite quote about L.A.
by William Shakespeare:
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He said,
"This other Eden...
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demi-paradise...
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this precious stone...
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set in the silver sea of this earth,
this realm... this Los Angeles."
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Anyway, this is what happened to me,
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and I swear, it's all true.
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Watch out L.A., it's major gridlock
out there this morning...
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Big hold-ups on all the freeways
and surface streets...
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Whoa!
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Hey!
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No, no, no...
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It's the perfect situation! - I can't
be in a parade. I'm in the news.
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You won't see Dan Rather in a parade.
- 15 seconds to air.
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What good will it do me to wave at people?
- It's gonna make you beloved.
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Waving is not what I do best. It
looks fake. - That's a great wave!
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I have to maintain some dignity.
People have to believe what I say.
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This is news! This is truth! - Now,
Harris Telemacher with his report.
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Hey, it's time for the
wac-wac-Wacky Weekend Weather!
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Let's look at our weather map.
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We're going to have a low
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coming in over "Pasadna..." Sorry,
that's Pasadena... a low here,
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no, down there...
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We were going to have clouds in Beverly Hills
but the Council voted, decided against it,
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so there'll be no rain
in Beverly Hills.
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We'll just have some sun, and snow...
72 and snow, that's what we'll have.
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And now the car phone report.
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Sunspot activity is at a minimum,
so there will be little interference.
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So make that big important call.
You probably won't be disconnected.
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And that's my report.
Gail and Bob.
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Harris, somebody told me
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you have a PhD. in Arts and
Humanities. - Yes, I do.
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A lot of good it did you!
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Harris, what's wacky?
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What's wacky?
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What's wacky about your last forecast?
- To me it was wacky.
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No, not wacky.
- Not wacky?
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That's we bought with you. You do
intellectual stuff. - Intellectual?
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Maybe intellectual for you.
Because of your education.
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This is an intellectual free zone!
- More wacky...
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More wacky, let me make a note of
that. What was your name again?
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We're late, aren't we?
- It's only one o'clock.
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That's when we should be there.
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I figure if I get here at 12:40,
we'll get there in plenty of time.
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But what I don't count on is
the 20 minutes of "busyness"
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that goes on after I get here.
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I'm doing 30 minute lips.
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Besides, they can wait.
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You look so ready that I get ready
and I get up and stand by the door,
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and I stand there for 10 minutes
until I realize you aren't ready.
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So, I sit back down.
Then, I think you're ready again.
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But I realize you just gave off
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an illusion of being ready that I
interpreted as not being an illusion.
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I'll be in the car.
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Sitting there at that moment,
I thought of Shakespeare again.
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He said, "Hey, life is pretty stupid.
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Lots of hubbub to keep you busy
but really not ammounting to much."
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Of course, I'm paraphrasing.
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"Life is a tale told by an idiot,
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full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing."
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You look nice.
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Like this one better? I could change.
- No, that's all right.
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Who are we having lunch with?
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Friends and friends of friends.
And some of my gift service clients.
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Frank will be there.
- I just saw Frank.
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He wanted me to be in a parade.
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If it weren't impossible for me
to fire people, I'd get somebody else.
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20 minutes past one...
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Hey, if you sense something
in the air, it's not the smog!
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It's the first day of spring!
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What did he say?
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The first day of spring.
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Oh, shit!
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Open season on the L.A. Freeway.
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Look in the glove compartment!
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Is it loaded? - It only has
two bullets. - Then load it!
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Get over!
- Do bullets go bad?
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No, no, it's not like milk! Hurry!
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Don't point it at me!
- Sorry.
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You son of a bitch!
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Don't ruin our brunch!
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Reload!
- Ok!
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You little cocker!
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My hair!
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Do you have my blue pants?
- I took them to the cleaners.
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I'm not kissing anyone hello!
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Just shake hands. - Are you
kidding? I just washed my hands!
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Cowles, party of ten.
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Yes, you're the first ones to arrive.
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This way, please.
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Hello!
- Hello! - How you doing?
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I hurt my back playing tennis.
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We saw them together.
- So, I see this film,
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and I'm gonna give it an 8.
As I'm leaving the parking lot,
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I realize the producer
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got this great space by the entrance,
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and they put me far away in back.
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So I gave it a three.
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Good for you.
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Sheila is studying
the art of conversation.
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You're taking a course
in conversation? - Yes.
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I teach my clients the point system.
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You should never have more than
7 points. Earrings are 2 points.
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Those daisies are 3.
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Before you go out,
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look in the mirror. The first thing
that catches your eye has to go.
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I had this thing in my hair before.
And I pulled it right out.
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Marilyn Monroe did that.
- Don't get dumped in L.A.
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In New York you can meet someone
walking down the street.
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Here you have to hit someone with
your car. Some girls speed to meet cops.
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We met on a hit in West Hollywood.
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Loud talkers in restaurants.
I despise them and I want them to die.
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Sara's here.
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Shoot them like dogs.
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I thought you were lost!
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Let me sit you down.
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This is Sara McDowel.
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Harris, Trudy. - Frank Swan.
- Shawn. - How do you do?
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...Cynthia.
Sara was just in London.
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You must be exhausted.
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It's nothing that some sleep and
a good fuck wouldn't cure,
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as my sister used to say.
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You have to forgive Sara.
- I'm sorry, it was a
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figure of speech.
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I've been on a plane for 12 hours
next to a crying baby.
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What do you give the flight?
- What? - On a scale of 1 to 10.
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An eight.
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What would you like to eat?
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What kind of food do they have?
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California Cuisine!
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And these damn wrong number dialers.
What the hell do we do about them?
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Sara, what do you do?
- I'm here writing
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about L.A. For the "London Times."
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You've come to the right place.
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What do you do, Rollie?
- I deal in English paintings.
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Abstract or Realistic?
- Depends on how you look at them.
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What's this?
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It's an earthquake.
How strong is it, Harris?
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I give it a 4.
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When a business person needs a gift,
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I go and pick something appropriate.
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I gifted the entire
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Sherman law firm last Christmas.
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Sherman, I recieved something
from them, a stun gun!
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That was me!
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Did you get it monogrammed?
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She ought to interview Harry Zell.
- Who's Harry Zell?
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The most powerful agent in town.
- Beyond powerful. The miracle worker.
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He's supposed to be nice.
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He would never stab you in the back.
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Napkin?
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I think I'm a grown-up, but I'm not.
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I'll have a de-caf coffee.
- De-caf espresso. - Cappuccino.
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Do you have de-caf coffee ice cream?
- I'll have a de-caf double half caf.
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I'll have a twist of lemon.
- Me, too. - Me, too. - Me, too.
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I would love to do a make-over on you.
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I hope your nose turns out.
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As far as I'm concerned, there are
three mystical places in the world.
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The desert outside Santa Fe,
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the tree of life
in the Arab emirates of Bahrain,
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and the restaurant
at Sunset and Crescent.
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Because that's
where I first met her and touched her.
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Wasn't that girl, Sara, awful?
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What's with that accent?
- It's because she's English.
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Or she's trying to impress everybody.
- Like that big phoney, Churchill.
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About what you said...
- What?
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About sleep, and having a boff.
- Listen, if I say that
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sort of thing again,
tie me up and gag me.
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We tried that once,
but you started laughing.
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Leave off alone, there's a dicker.
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You've come all this way.
We really should give it another try.
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But I'm happy the way things are.
I'm getting my life sorted out.
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I'm so passionate about you. Let me
take you for a hot dog on Sunday.
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Your ticket, please.
- It's the cream thingy, there.
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It's late. I've got to go.
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And she kept her hat on all through
brunch. I'm sure she has bad hair.
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You don't know how unattractive
hate is. - Excuse me!
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Hello!
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Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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When do people here get up?
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It depends. Why?
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When can a person start making noise?
- What kind of noise?
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Like construction?
- No, like deep sustained booms.
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Deep sustained booms...
Around 9 or 9:15.
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Great. Thanks. Bye.
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She's used to driving on the left.
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I'm sorry. I was... I was just
concentrating on... - I know what.
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Do you like those?
- Yes...
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Sorry, what?
- Your pants.
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Shall I mark them for you?
- I don't know. Are these
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the same price as these others?
- A little more.
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How do I look in these?
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You look... fabulous!
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Okay, mark them.
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You have to stand up straight,
or they won't be right. - Ok.
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Do you like a break in them?
- A little.
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Like that?
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That's fine.
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When's pick-up?
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Just about anytime you want.
Wednesday all right?
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Yeah, fine.
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I'll just slip out of these.
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There are two events in my life
that I consider magical,
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that couldn't
be explained scientifically.
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The first of them was about to happen.
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Hi.
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Ruok?
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Are you okay?
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Oh, "Are you okay?" Yeah, I'm fine.
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- What?
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Who are you?
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I can see that.
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I'm being filmed, I know.
I'm being filmed.
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All right.
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- Is this a joke or something?
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How am I in trouble?
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So, what do I do?
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What?
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- Oh, do it again!
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Well, I'll work on it.
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Bye, bye.
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The sign spoke to me.
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It said I was in trouble.
- If you talked to a sign, you are.
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So I'll see you Sunday?
- I got a shower Sunday.
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Yeah, I should take a bath. Monday?
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Pick me up at 8:30.
- 8:30? No one eats at six anymore?
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Quiet! Quiet! It's me, quiet!
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Will you be quiet!
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I don't need a key.
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Who's daddy?
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An entire block in North Hollywood
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had to be evacuated today,
cause of a shower of tennis balls.
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It seems the cargo...
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Ready.
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Mom!
- Say name again.
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What a surprise this weekend when
the weather turned unseasonably low.
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Here's our wacky weatherman
with a report.
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When the weather
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dropped down to 58 this weekend,
how did you cope?
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We just shut all the windows.
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And what about your pets?
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The cats were out until around 10:00
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but it got too cold and they came in.
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The cats were out until 10:00 but
it got too cold and they came in.
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That's how L.A. coped with
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that low of 58 that made
the weekend a real weenie shrinker.
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Thank you.
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And now, the toupee report.
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Winds 5 to 10 miles an hour,
gusting to 15 in the late afternoon.
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So stay indoors, or wear a hat!
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This is Harris K. Telemacher
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with the wiggy weekend weather.
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Hello, this is Harris.
Please start talking at the beep.
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Hello?
- Hello.
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Is this a person?
- Yes.
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Harris Telemacher?
- Yes.
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00:27:07,723 --> 00:27:10,844
This is Sara McDowel. We met at lunch?
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00:27:11,308 --> 00:27:14,396
Yeah, you're the reporter.
- Journalist.
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And you're the weatherman.
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Meteorologist.
- I just got
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your number from Trudi Cowles.
I want to interview you for my piece.
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English, French, or Italian?
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You speak all those languages?
- No, just English.
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Bugger!
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Ready.
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Dial Mom.
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Domino's Pizza, this is Julian...
- Sorry, sorry...
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Want some trail mix? Fruit? Cookies?
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00:28:12,654 --> 00:28:14,898
How do you stay so thin?
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Maybe women burn fat faster than men.
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That's disguisting.
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00:28:20,578 --> 00:28:24,247
That's my friend,
smart, pretty, and quite a fat burner.
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00:28:24,709 --> 00:28:26,252
You're just jealous.
- I don't know.
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00:28:26,709 --> 00:28:30,459
I couldn't be a woman because
I'd play with my breasts all day.
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00:28:30,922 --> 00:28:35,053
Where's June? - Upstairs,
recovering from the alcohol.
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00:28:35,967 --> 00:28:37,629
Want some juice?
- Sure.
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00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:40,552
Be my taster, it's a new mixture.
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00:28:44,392 --> 00:28:45,556
This is Ariel.
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00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,841
Hey, what's up?
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That's a job for Supergirl.
285
00:28:52,108 --> 00:28:54,517
It's like licking a shag carpet!
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00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,227
I'll bring it down in an hour.
287
00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:02,232
Can we take your car
so I can leave mine for June. - Sure.
288
00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:08,070
Today will be rough. There's coffee.
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00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:12,244
Hey, Harris. God, was I stupid...
- Have some juice.
290
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,282
I'll make you some eggs.
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00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,289
Can you hold on a sec?
- The Museum is open till five.
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00:30:12,971 --> 00:30:14,468
I keep busy this way.
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00:30:14,933 --> 00:30:18,552
I call it performance art,
but Ariel calls it wasting time.
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History will decide.
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00:30:37,159 --> 00:30:40,448
You're on time.
- I'm late. - You're right on time.
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00:30:40,913 --> 00:30:43,406
But I had planned on being early.
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00:30:46,253 --> 00:30:48,958
Don't! Stop! Let me pose at least.
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00:30:49,672 --> 00:30:51,167
Listen, I had this idea,
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rather than an...
- Hang on.
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00:30:54,676 --> 00:30:58,591
Rather than do an interview, which
would be fascinating because of the
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interesting words I use,
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00:31:00,932 --> 00:31:02,972
I'd rather show you around town.
303
00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:06,935
You know,
a kind of cultural tour of L.A.
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00:31:07,397 --> 00:31:09,520
That's the
first fifteen minutes, then what?
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00:31:10,149 --> 00:31:11,145
A cynic.
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00:31:11,607 --> 00:31:13,732
First stop is six blocks.
- Why don't we walk?
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00:31:14,358 --> 00:31:15,475
Walk?
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00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:18,197
A walk in L.A.?
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00:31:22,241 --> 00:31:24,449
Architecture. Some of these buildings
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00:31:24,912 --> 00:31:26,456
are over 20 years old!
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00:31:26,914 --> 00:31:31,628
This house is Greek revival. The
Greek owner must be revived every day.
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00:31:32,334 --> 00:31:36,250
Here's a Tudor mansion.
And a four door mansion.
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00:31:36,714 --> 00:31:41,130
You're nobody in L.A. unless
you live in a house with a big door.
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00:31:41,678 --> 00:31:44,004
Let's go the Museum of Musicology.
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00:31:46,264 --> 00:31:47,809
Verdi's baton.
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00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:51,762
Mozart's quill.
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00:31:55,354 --> 00:31:56,684
Beethoven's balls.
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00:32:02,738 --> 00:32:05,775
I'll take you to the graveyard.
Lots of famous people
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00:32:06,239 --> 00:32:10,193
are buried here.
Rocky Marciano, Benny Goodman, and
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William Shakespeare.
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00:32:12,955 --> 00:32:14,284
I think he wrote "Hamlet" Part 8
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00:32:14,748 --> 00:32:16,159
"The Revenge," here.
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00:32:32,972 --> 00:32:34,004
Whose grave is this?
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00:32:34,475 --> 00:32:35,554
Mine.
- No,
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00:32:36,018 --> 00:32:37,844
who'll be buried here? His name?
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00:32:38,309 --> 00:32:40,305
It's not a he.
- Ok, she.
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00:32:40,771 --> 00:32:42,054
Not a woman either.
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00:32:43,859 --> 00:32:46,777
Used to be a woman, now she's dead.
329
00:32:47,653 --> 00:32:48,933
A funny gravedigger.
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00:32:49,404 --> 00:32:52,323
Wanna know how long it takes
a body to rot? - Boy, do we!
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00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:55,072
Well, if they're not already
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00:32:55,534 --> 00:32:59,153
rotten, 8 or 9 years.
The Beverly Hills women can last 12.
333
00:32:59,623 --> 00:33:05,213
How come? - Their skin is so tanned.
It's all stretched and polished up.
334
00:33:05,670 --> 00:33:09,503
That'll keep the water out,
and water's what ruins a dead body.
335
00:33:09,963 --> 00:33:14,260
And they have them extra parts.
That stuff's not biodegradable.
336
00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:19,296
This bloke's been here 35 years.
337
00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:20,797
Who was he?
338
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,977
The magician,
The Great Blunderman.
339
00:33:23,186 --> 00:33:25,262
Not so great now, is he?
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00:33:29,981 --> 00:33:31,642
I knew him.
341
00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:35,571
He was funny. He taught me magic.
342
00:33:37,657 --> 00:33:41,406
A fellow of infinite jest...
- Yeah. - That's it.
343
00:33:41,868 --> 00:33:44,243
He hath borne me
on his back a thousand times.
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00:33:44,705 --> 00:33:46,496
She knows, she's got it.
345
00:33:46,956 --> 00:33:48,664
Where be your gibes now?
346
00:33:50,085 --> 00:33:53,253
Your merriment
that would set the table on a roar?
347
00:33:57,006 --> 00:34:01,718
Interesting people usually make me
feel like I have to be interesting.
348
00:34:02,261 --> 00:34:03,722
Am I interesting?
349
00:34:04,347 --> 00:34:08,263
When I'm around you,
I find myself showing off,
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00:34:08,726 --> 00:34:11,479
which is the
idiot's version of being interesting.
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00:34:13,437 --> 00:34:15,349
Are you seeing anyone now?
352
00:34:19,068 --> 00:34:21,811
Yeah.
- Me, too. So that's sort of out.
353
00:34:22,696 --> 00:34:24,774
Can I have your friend's head back?
354
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,653
Sure. Sorry.
355
00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:32,029
I should get to work.
- Me, too.
356
00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:40,167
Come back, they all do! Don't they?
357
00:34:41,172 --> 00:34:45,883
What a weekend! We have sun, earth,
and atmosphere, so we have weather!
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00:34:46,343 --> 00:34:49,844
Good weather, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun!
359
00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:51,633
It will...
360
00:34:52,306 --> 00:34:54,300
My watch! Turn off the magnet!
361
00:34:55,434 --> 00:34:57,344
I've got it!
362
00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:01,890
Okay... Turn off the magnet!
363
00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:04,811
Now, the financial report.
364
00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:08,814
'89 Mercedes
up 400 dollars at $28,640...
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00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:13,613
used '88 Mercedes,
unchanged at $26,100 dollars.
366
00:35:14,744 --> 00:35:16,117
And... cut.
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00:35:17,997 --> 00:35:19,826
Ok, let's see what we've got.
368
00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:23,875
You'll run that on Saturday?
- Pretaping the weather?
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00:35:24,337 --> 00:35:28,002
Coming in on weekends is tough.
My busy weekend schedule.
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00:35:28,465 --> 00:35:30,671
It's L. A, what's gonna change?
371
00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:50,570
There are two reasons
for the detour I was embarking on.
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00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:52,230
See you tomorrow!
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00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:58,028
Are you closed?
- Yeah, sorry.
374
00:35:59,242 --> 00:36:01,153
First, I believed the relationship
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00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:03,445
with Sara was impossible.
376
00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:10,961
The second reason was,
I was a big dumb male.
377
00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:14,290
I came to pick up pants.
378
00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:17,839
You sold me some pants and a tie.
379
00:36:18,299 --> 00:36:21,387
I remember. You wanna pick them up?
- Yeah.
380
00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:27,308
I can get them. - I wouldn't have to
come back. - That wouldn't be so bad.
381
00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:29,049
I don't have my ticket.
382
00:36:29,517 --> 00:36:33,222
I remember what they look like.
I'll be right back.
383
00:36:33,690 --> 00:36:34,804
I'm getting all wet.
384
00:36:35,274 --> 00:36:36,853
I'll be right back.
385
00:36:45,992 --> 00:36:50,571
They're not ready yet.
We'll call you. What's the number?
386
00:36:51,039 --> 00:36:52,664
I'll write it.
387
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,247
You got paper?
388
00:37:09,348 --> 00:37:11,921
Ok, we'll call you when they're ready.
389
00:37:51,886 --> 00:37:53,593
Expecting a call?
390
00:38:02,561 --> 00:38:04,805
Were you shocked?
- Shocked but glad.
391
00:38:05,271 --> 00:38:09,187
I could tell you wanted my number,
so I just asked for yours.
392
00:38:09,652 --> 00:38:12,143
I didn't know, until it was too late.
393
00:38:12,612 --> 00:38:15,864
I went to this psychic once,
394
00:38:16,323 --> 00:38:20,241
and he told me I had
this special fifth sense about things.
395
00:38:20,703 --> 00:38:22,245
About guys?
396
00:38:22,703 --> 00:38:26,038
Any guy would want your number.
- That's sweet.
397
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,663
Weather guy!
398
00:38:28,127 --> 00:38:29,619
How you doing?
399
00:38:30,712 --> 00:38:32,456
I'm nervous here.
400
00:38:32,921 --> 00:38:34,961
You're not doing anything wrong.
401
00:38:35,798 --> 00:38:39,847
You must have a boyfriend?
- He doesn't care. He can't care.
402
00:38:40,304 --> 00:38:44,007
He gave me this big speech,
how even though we live together,
403
00:38:44,683 --> 00:38:45,678
we should be able
404
00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:48,600
to see other people. I said ok, but
405
00:38:49,354 --> 00:38:51,014
it backfires on him sometimes.
406
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,680
Where is he now?
407
00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:55,108
He's at the bar.
408
00:38:55,691 --> 00:38:56,640
What?
409
00:38:57,277 --> 00:38:58,903
This was his idea.
410
00:38:59,362 --> 00:39:00,526
This is him!
411
00:39:06,910 --> 00:39:08,191
Do you want my number?
412
00:39:08,996 --> 00:39:12,366
No, no! That would be a disaster.
Then I might call you.
413
00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:16,962
It's 5-5-5-2-3-1-2. Say it back!
- No, I don't want to know it.
414
00:39:17,419 --> 00:39:20,709
5-5-5-2...
- Stop it! You'll make me memorize it!
415
00:39:21,174 --> 00:39:22,917
5-5-5...
416
00:39:23,384 --> 00:39:26,969
2-3-1-2.
- Geez, now I know it. 5-5-5...
417
00:39:27,428 --> 00:39:28,840
2-3-1-2.
418
00:39:31,518 --> 00:39:32,631
Your name again?
419
00:39:35,352 --> 00:39:38,224
It's nice
but everybody has weird names now,
420
00:39:38,689 --> 00:39:42,738
like Tiffany with p-h-i,
and instead of Nancy it's Nanceen.
421
00:39:43,194 --> 00:39:46,694
Big S and D, two E's, second one big.
- What?
422
00:39:47,156 --> 00:39:49,530
S-a-n-D-e-E. And a star at the end.
423
00:40:30,693 --> 00:40:32,687
I called you when I got out of class.
424
00:40:33,155 --> 00:40:36,323
What class are you taking?
- For spokesmodeling.
425
00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:39,191
What is a spokesmodel?
- Just a model
426
00:40:39,662 --> 00:40:44,125
who speaks, and she
points at things like merchandise,
427
00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:49,413
like a car or washer and dryer,
or a book or fine art prints.
428
00:40:49,877 --> 00:40:53,248
They have classes for that?
- It's harder than it looks.
429
00:40:53,715 --> 00:40:57,500
I'll be your robber today.
- How are you? - How long is class?
430
00:40:57,970 --> 00:41:00,806
About three hours.
- What made you want to do that?
431
00:41:01,264 --> 00:41:02,889
Well, I always like pointing.
432
00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:08,101
So, why won't you sleep with me?
- With my ex-husband?
433
00:41:08,563 --> 00:41:09,891
It happens all the time.
434
00:41:10,354 --> 00:41:13,725
It might be just like it was.
- That would be terrible.
435
00:41:14,317 --> 00:41:19,567
Come on, we're a perfect match.
- Because our mothers hunt together?
436
00:41:20,030 --> 00:41:23,115
For God's sake,
your mother shot my mother!
437
00:41:23,783 --> 00:41:25,825
That's so unfair,
it was an accident.
438
00:41:26,286 --> 00:41:27,830
You're the only normal one,
439
00:41:28,287 --> 00:41:29,784
and you're barely hanging on.
440
00:41:30,249 --> 00:41:33,521
Remember when your mom found out
whose dog was crapping in front of
441
00:41:33,584 --> 00:41:37,003
your house and she put their name
on a flag in the center of the pile?
442
00:41:37,464 --> 00:41:41,131
These are not things grown-ups do!
I'm the only sane thing in your life.
443
00:41:42,009 --> 00:41:44,714
Yes, possibly.
- I want you back.
444
00:41:45,179 --> 00:41:48,764
I'll cook and sew for you.
Just give me one weekend.
445
00:41:49,431 --> 00:41:51,306
We'll go away and see how it is.
446
00:41:52,476 --> 00:41:53,972
Will you come?
447
00:41:55,938 --> 00:42:00,899
I went roller skating once
at the Brooklyn Rollerdome.
448
00:42:01,569 --> 00:42:05,437
It was awful.
I was completely out of control.
449
00:42:05,904 --> 00:42:12,028
I went slamming into this 8-foot tall
black guy in a green satin jump suit.
450
00:42:12,702 --> 00:42:16,072
I said, "I'm sorry, could you
help me?" And he looked at me
451
00:42:16,538 --> 00:42:22,915
with stoned eyes and said: "Let your
mind go and your body will follow."
452
00:42:31,511 --> 00:42:33,802
Well, how was that?
453
00:42:34,722 --> 00:42:36,930
It was very nice, thanks.
454
00:42:40,561 --> 00:42:45,271
I hope I wasn't too young in my
thinking for you. - What? - Joke.
455
00:42:47,525 --> 00:42:50,898
I don't pressure you, do I?
- No. I don't pressure you, do I?
456
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:54,234
No, there shouldn't be any.
- Tell me if I do.
457
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:56,740
Ok, and you tell me if I do.
458
00:43:00,121 --> 00:43:01,949
You ever had a high colonic?
459
00:43:02,415 --> 00:43:04,454
Pardon me?
- A high colonic.
460
00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:07,584
You mean an enema?
- Yeah.
461
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:10,506
Is this a joke?
462
00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:15,260
They're great. They purify you.
They do it in a place in Santa Monica.
463
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:17,169
They're great.
464
00:43:19,137 --> 00:43:21,547
Is this where you live?
- Yeah, here.
465
00:43:23,933 --> 00:43:25,726
It's really groovy.
466
00:43:28,188 --> 00:43:29,184
Well...
467
00:43:30,021 --> 00:43:31,101
Good night.
468
00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:32,806
Good night.
469
00:44:00,925 --> 00:44:04,094
Take me off that speakerphone!
- Relax.
470
00:44:05,598 --> 00:44:08,515
It's just a modern day device.
- I have to see you.
471
00:44:08,974 --> 00:44:10,554
You were out last night?
- Yeah.
472
00:44:11,018 --> 00:44:14,520
There was no shower?
- I didn't go at the last minute.
473
00:44:15,397 --> 00:44:20,559
Having sex with my agent. I told you
a thousand... - How did you know?
474
00:44:21,818 --> 00:44:25,441
I was right? I was right?
475
00:44:26,782 --> 00:44:31,613
I was making a bad joke.
My agent, Frank?
476
00:44:32,243 --> 00:44:33,905
And this is how I find out?
477
00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:38,587
You tell me?
- We just decided I should tell you.
478
00:44:39,627 --> 00:44:43,128
I thought he only took ten percent.
- We were here.
479
00:44:43,671 --> 00:44:47,044
Then...
- After he made love to you, what?
480
00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:49,135
We went to the Hard Rock Cafe.
481
00:44:49,595 --> 00:44:50,793
What time?
482
00:44:51,595 --> 00:44:53,506
I don't know... 11:00 or 11:30.
483
00:44:54,765 --> 00:44:57,804
I felt I had to tell you
in case anyone saw us there.
484
00:44:58,642 --> 00:45:00,187
It was a dumb thing to do.
485
00:45:00,646 --> 00:45:02,975
How long has this been going on?
486
00:45:03,274 --> 00:45:06,646
Three years.
- Three years! - I'm sorry!
487
00:45:07,443 --> 00:45:09,769
This has gone on since the '80s?
488
00:45:15,241 --> 00:45:18,697
I'm sorry.
I just can't be here right now.
489
00:45:32,698 --> 00:45:35,021
Yes, yes L.A.,
I love ya'!
490
00:45:35,385 --> 00:45:37,843
I'm out of my relationship,
I'm out of the agency!
491
00:45:38,304 --> 00:45:40,677
And I only had to look
like a sucker for 3 years!
492
00:45:41,767 --> 00:45:44,594
Now, if I could get out
of doing the weather.
493
00:45:47,063 --> 00:45:48,856
Will you stop predicting things!
494
00:45:49,774 --> 00:45:52,527
Have you always been a freeway sign?
495
00:45:52,985 --> 00:45:56,687
Or did you start as a stop sign
and work your way up from there?
496
00:45:57,448 --> 00:46:00,285
"I BELIEVE I WAS REINCARNATED
FROM A BAGPIPE"?
497
00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:03,525
Oh, alright.
498
00:46:12,294 --> 00:46:16,079
If you get your voice back
would you stop predicting?
499
00:46:16,546 --> 00:46:17,838
- Yes.
500
00:46:23,636 --> 00:46:24,966
So I pretape the weather
501
00:46:25,430 --> 00:46:26,926
and some sailors lost their boats.
502
00:46:27,392 --> 00:46:30,263
Big deal! Besides, what kind of
503
00:46:30,728 --> 00:46:35,356
asshole sailor would trust the
wacky weatherman anyway? - This one.
504
00:46:35,814 --> 00:46:37,227
You lost your boat?
- Yes.
505
00:46:37,691 --> 00:46:38,854
You're fired.
506
00:46:39,316 --> 00:46:41,110
I never want to see
your face again.
507
00:46:44,072 --> 00:46:47,777
I said, I never want to see
your face again. You're fired!
508
00:46:53,457 --> 00:46:56,128
The weather
will change your life, twice.
509
00:46:57,708 --> 00:46:59,251
That's once.
510
00:47:01,170 --> 00:47:04,671
You and Trudy broke up?
I knew your relationship was a "two."
511
00:47:08,845 --> 00:47:11,134
If love is ruining your day,
512
00:47:11,597 --> 00:47:15,637
it's always good to
ruin your best friend's day, too.
513
00:47:17,853 --> 00:47:23,444
Trudi wasn't for me. The only fun
we had was sex and watching TV.
514
00:47:24,108 --> 00:47:26,516
Good turn.
- I hate to say this,
515
00:47:26,987 --> 00:47:28,731
but if sex and watching
516
00:47:29,196 --> 00:47:33,362
TV are fun, you really got something.
- What happened to my plant?
517
00:47:35,787 --> 00:47:37,780
Is anybody else out there?
518
00:47:38,247 --> 00:47:41,498
There is, but it's impossible.
- Does she like you?
519
00:47:43,710 --> 00:47:45,121
I don't know.
520
00:47:45,586 --> 00:47:47,708
Just call this Sandy girl.
521
00:47:48,171 --> 00:47:49,999
At least you could take her out.
522
00:47:54,929 --> 00:47:56,970
Thanks a lot, it was great!
523
00:48:02,475 --> 00:48:04,054
What do you think?
524
00:48:04,728 --> 00:48:08,860
I think it was a total washout.
- It really clears out your head.
525
00:48:09,316 --> 00:48:13,267
Head? You should go back in there
and tell them they're doing it wrong.
526
00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:17,774
It was a great lunch and enema.
Thanks.
527
00:48:18,824 --> 00:48:21,613
You gonna see me again?
- Sure, if you want to.
528
00:48:22,412 --> 00:48:24,904
When?
- Friday. Friday okay?
529
00:48:25,830 --> 00:48:27,789
Yeah.
- Where do you wanna go?
530
00:48:28,334 --> 00:48:30,790
There's this new restaurant...
531
00:48:32,294 --> 00:48:36,627
..."L'ldiot." - I've heard of that.
"L'ldiot," you and me on Friday.
532
00:48:38,218 --> 00:48:39,380
Hello, "L'ldiot..."
533
00:48:39,843 --> 00:48:41,837
Reservation for two for Friday.
534
00:48:45,181 --> 00:48:46,214
Saturday?
535
00:48:49,519 --> 00:48:52,271
Sunday? Good... 8:30?
536
00:48:53,606 --> 00:48:55,397
5:30 or 10:30?
537
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:57,897
Um, 5:30.
538
00:48:59,112 --> 00:49:00,190
Visa.
539
00:49:01,318 --> 00:49:03,444
I'm a weatherman.
540
00:49:03,906 --> 00:49:05,401
Yes, I'm on TV.
541
00:49:06,867 --> 00:49:08,114
Renting.
542
00:49:08,786 --> 00:49:10,779
I just sold a condo!
543
00:49:11,246 --> 00:49:13,322
Yes, in this soft market!
544
00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:16,873
That's none of your business.
545
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,002
In the low fifties.
546
00:49:21,505 --> 00:49:23,131
I can meet you at 3:00.
547
00:49:25,384 --> 00:49:27,211
I have Visa and Mastercard.
548
00:49:27,679 --> 00:49:29,803
They all have both.
549
00:49:30,263 --> 00:49:34,180
Mr. Pardeau is looking for
more than a promise to pay.
550
00:49:34,642 --> 00:49:37,430
He's looking for a kind of depth
551
00:49:37,895 --> 00:49:39,770
in your financial sea.
552
00:49:41,109 --> 00:49:44,445
Let's make this easier.
Suppose you get
553
00:49:44,903 --> 00:49:47,277
the reservation and suppose
554
00:49:47,737 --> 00:49:50,314
you come down and we honor it.
555
00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:54,734
What might you order?
556
00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:01,330
I might like the duck.
557
00:50:01,788 --> 00:50:03,948
You can't.
- You can't.
558
00:50:04,415 --> 00:50:08,202
Why? - With this financial statement,
you think you can have the duck?
559
00:50:11,128 --> 00:50:13,087
Where do you summer?
560
00:50:13,879 --> 00:50:14,875
What do you mean?
561
00:50:15,341 --> 00:50:18,213
Where do you spend your summers?
562
00:50:20,634 --> 00:50:21,630
Right here.
563
00:50:22,512 --> 00:50:25,086
The chicken.
- You can have the chichen.
564
00:50:25,553 --> 00:50:27,465
What about my date?
565
00:50:27,931 --> 00:50:30,683
You can urge her in one direction.
566
00:50:32,352 --> 00:50:37,693
Either we go there and she orders
what she wants or let's forget it.
567
00:50:44,692 --> 00:50:45,937
Alright.
568
00:50:46,402 --> 00:50:47,981
I like a little gamble.
569
00:50:48,444 --> 00:50:49,903
We can take you...
570
00:50:52,156 --> 00:50:53,437
in eight weeks.
571
00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:57,329
Sandy,
I heard bad things about "L'ldiot".
572
00:50:57,783 --> 00:51:02,911
And I went down there and the chef
had a big open sore on his lip.
573
00:51:04,122 --> 00:51:07,409
I know, I know, I did.
I'm really sorry.
574
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:12,663
What if we went away for the weekend,
like Santa Barbara?
575
00:51:15,379 --> 00:51:18,049
Roland thinks
L.A. is for the brain-dead.
576
00:51:18,507 --> 00:51:22,008
He says if the sprinklers stopped
you'd have a desert.
577
00:51:22,467 --> 00:51:23,962
But I think...
578
00:51:24,802 --> 00:51:27,508
I don't know.
It's not what I expected.
579
00:51:28,470 --> 00:51:32,885
It's where they've taken the desert
and turned it into their dreams.
580
00:51:40,271 --> 00:51:43,189
I think it's also a place of secrets.
581
00:51:43,647 --> 00:51:46,686
Secret houses, lives, pleasures...
582
00:51:47,151 --> 00:51:48,859
And no one is looking
583
00:51:49,318 --> 00:51:52,524
for verification that
what they're doing is all right.
584
00:51:56,532 --> 00:51:58,158
What do you say, Roland?
585
00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:01,533
It's a place for the brain-dead.
586
00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:04,361
Why do you have to be so snotty?
587
00:52:05,286 --> 00:52:07,532
I think you're being superior.
588
00:52:08,707 --> 00:52:11,626
I've met some
pretty intelligent people here.
589
00:52:29,389 --> 00:52:30,669
I'm sorry...
590
00:52:35,349 --> 00:52:37,971
This is one of the people
I was telling you about.
591
00:52:38,434 --> 00:52:41,140
Harris Telemacher, Roland Mackey.
You met at lunch.
592
00:52:41,603 --> 00:52:43,810
Have you tried the Guggenheim?
- I get that.
593
00:52:44,272 --> 00:52:47,477
Because it's circular and downhill.
- I got it.
594
00:52:49,942 --> 00:52:53,230
Ariel, this is Roland Mackey
and Sara McDowel.
595
00:52:54,029 --> 00:52:56,781
I loved your TV bit.
- I loved yours, too.
596
00:52:57,238 --> 00:52:58,864
But...
- I can...
597
00:52:59,324 --> 00:53:01,994
Oh I see. - It's a...
- You're very funny.
598
00:53:03,909 --> 00:53:05,321
You have a lot of verve.
599
00:53:07,121 --> 00:53:08,116
Verve?
600
00:53:10,122 --> 00:53:11,617
Want to walk with us?
601
00:53:13,332 --> 00:53:17,167
I like the relationships.
Each character has his own story.
602
00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:21,961
The puppy is a bit too much,
but you have to overlook that.
603
00:53:23,048 --> 00:53:27,298
The way he's holding her,
it's almost... filthy.
604
00:53:28,010 --> 00:53:32,804
He's about to kiss her
and she's pulling away...
605
00:53:33,681 --> 00:53:37,051
The way
his leg is smashed up against her...
606
00:53:38,350 --> 00:53:42,814
Look how he's painted the blouse,
sort of translucent,
607
00:53:43,270 --> 00:53:47,056
you can make out her breast,
and it's sort of touching him...
608
00:53:47,522 --> 00:53:50,774
It's really pretty torrid,
don't you think?
609
00:53:51,399 --> 00:53:56,562
And of course you have the onlookers
peeking out like they're all shocked.
610
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,864
They wish.
611
00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:04,701
I must admit, when I see a painting
like this, I get emotionally...
612
00:54:05,241 --> 00:54:06,322
Erect.
613
00:54:18,709 --> 00:54:24,051
Those paintings of food got me hungry.
- I could eat some paintings of food.
614
00:54:25,924 --> 00:54:27,203
It was fun.
615
00:54:27,675 --> 00:54:31,589
It was lovely to meet you.
- Great running into you.
616
00:54:34,261 --> 00:54:37,847
What were you doing in there?
- That's the girl I like.
617
00:54:38,347 --> 00:54:42,217
You've really blown it.
- Let's all go out for dinner.
618
00:54:43,476 --> 00:54:48,935
I've heard of meeting accidentally and
going to dinner, but I never did it.
619
00:54:49,688 --> 00:54:52,475
He loves me. - Everyone does.
- "L'ldiot"?
620
00:54:52,940 --> 00:54:56,893
I've heard of that place.
- We'll never get in, it's impossible.
621
00:54:57,361 --> 00:55:00,363
There's a phone.
- Suit yourself.
622
00:55:00,946 --> 00:55:05,160
I can't go. Could they take you home?
- I don't want to impose.
623
00:55:05,615 --> 00:55:09,568
It's no problem. We got two cars.
- Ariel, are you coming?
624
00:55:10,035 --> 00:55:12,030
I can't.
- Dinner for three.
625
00:55:12,495 --> 00:55:17,243
It's all set. How should we do this?
- Why doesn't he come with me?
626
00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:21,079
I know where it is and she doesn't
627
00:55:21,543 --> 00:55:26,007
so I could tell her where it was,
otherwise we'd end up drawing a map,
628
00:55:26,464 --> 00:55:30,760
unless I drove your car
and you went with her...
629
00:55:31,216 --> 00:55:33,293
Is Roland your boyfriend?
- No, just friends.
630
00:55:33,759 --> 00:55:38,840
That's good. I mean it's fine
that I can drive with you.
631
00:55:42,181 --> 00:55:44,258
Right side! Get on the right side!
632
00:55:49,105 --> 00:55:51,144
I don't think he can hear you.
633
00:56:18,830 --> 00:56:22,248
Your usual table, Mr. Christopher?
- No, a good one.
634
00:56:22,707 --> 00:56:24,084
That is impossible.
635
00:56:25,377 --> 00:56:27,336
Part of the new cruelty?
- Yes.
636
00:56:27,793 --> 00:56:29,587
Table 253.
637
00:56:31,547 --> 00:56:32,746
What do you want?
638
00:56:33,214 --> 00:56:34,759
Would you like to hear
our specials?
639
00:56:35,218 --> 00:56:39,299
I'm gonna tell you
what we got to eat,
640
00:56:39,761 --> 00:56:43,976
we got primavera pasta,
and six different kinds of meat!
641
00:56:45,515 --> 00:56:47,343
Wow, I'm done already.
642
00:56:48,933 --> 00:56:51,261
"We got spicy guacamole
643
00:56:51,727 --> 00:56:53,352
and brie quesadilla,
644
00:56:53,812 --> 00:56:57,563
we got goat cheese pizza
on a blue corn tortilla..."
645
00:56:58,024 --> 00:56:59,518
Floss?
646
00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:02,559
I'll have floss.
- Diet or regular? - Regular.
647
00:57:03,028 --> 00:57:06,730
"We got hot bread,
milk-fed veal and new potatoes,
648
00:57:07,196 --> 00:57:09,024
we got a hundred different ways
649
00:57:09,489 --> 00:57:12,244
to cook a couple of tomatoes."
650
00:57:18,454 --> 00:57:20,911
I'll take you home.
- What?
651
00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:24,786
I live near you. I'll take you.
- The cars are here.
652
00:57:25,249 --> 00:57:28,370
I can take him. He lives near me.
- Are you sure?
653
00:57:28,837 --> 00:57:33,168
Yeah, no problem.
- That's good, I live in the valley.
654
00:57:35,132 --> 00:57:40,472
I should take a cab. The drive over
was a bit risky. - C'mon, get in.
655
00:57:42,011 --> 00:57:44,635
Promise me you'll see me this weekend?
656
00:57:46,804 --> 00:57:48,466
I will. I promise.
657
00:57:50,433 --> 00:57:51,714
See you at the weekend.
658
00:57:57,395 --> 00:57:58,807
Right side!
659
00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:17,027
It was fun.
- Yes, it was.
660
00:58:19,161 --> 00:58:20,537
I like Roland.
661
00:58:20,995 --> 00:58:24,864
Yes, he's nice, isn't he?
- Yeah, it's interesting that you
662
00:58:25,331 --> 00:58:27,041
can have a relationship
663
00:58:27,501 --> 00:58:29,126
that's more friendly
664
00:58:29,584 --> 00:58:31,078
than sexual.
665
00:58:34,587 --> 00:58:37,080
So... Good night.
666
00:58:51,390 --> 00:58:52,886
Car's rolling!
667
00:58:53,474 --> 00:58:55,717
It's locked!
- It's locked here, too!
668
00:58:56,185 --> 00:59:01,692
Where are the keys? - In the ignition.
- How did the car get locked?
669
00:59:02,147 --> 00:59:05,518
I didn't lock it!
- We gotta stop it from rolling.
670
00:59:05,983 --> 00:59:09,898
Are we on a hill?
- Yeah, but it's sloped the other way!
671
00:59:10,362 --> 00:59:12,688
I got it!
- I got it!
672
00:59:24,954 --> 00:59:27,660
I think I know what this is.
673
00:59:28,748 --> 00:59:30,326
Get in!
- What?
674
00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:34,085
It's alright.
You can trust me. Go ahead, get in!
675
00:59:38,546 --> 00:59:41,584
It's alright. Stay in!
676
00:59:44,968 --> 00:59:47,340
I think we're fine. Don't paw me!
677
00:59:48,718 --> 00:59:52,635
Get over here!
Let me not drive! - Why?
678
01:00:05,856 --> 01:00:08,100
This is the sign I told you about.
679
01:00:08,565 --> 01:00:10,359
What is it?
680
01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:13,018
I think I figured out the car.
681
01:00:13,735 --> 01:00:16,775
I read an article in the Times...
682
01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:29,823
...electrical currents...
683
01:00:48,345 --> 01:00:50,585
My head hurts.
684
01:00:52,429 --> 01:00:54,470
I think I should go.
685
01:01:06,814 --> 01:01:08,723
Do you want to come in?
686
01:01:10,067 --> 01:01:11,312
Why?
687
01:01:12,026 --> 01:01:16,072
Yeah... sorry.
We're moving too fast.
688
01:01:18,570 --> 01:01:21,940
But we should see each other again.
- Yes.
689
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:24,785
I suppose.
690
01:01:27,995 --> 01:01:30,617
What's today?
- Thursday.
691
01:01:32,330 --> 01:01:33,742
The weekend?
692
01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:40,623
I'm supposed to see my ex
this weekend. I'm sorry.
693
01:01:41,544 --> 01:01:44,001
I promised. It's a deal.
694
01:01:44,464 --> 01:01:47,715
I've got a few things to do, also.
695
01:01:49,092 --> 01:01:50,337
My mother
696
01:01:51,134 --> 01:01:53,175
has a bridge luncheon...
697
01:01:55,595 --> 01:01:58,051
I'm supposed to go
to a fund-raising dinner tomorrow.
698
01:01:58,515 --> 01:02:00,141
It's formal, you know...
699
01:02:00,599 --> 01:02:02,926
but I thought to take you would be...
700
01:02:04,308 --> 01:02:05,509
fantastic.
701
01:02:05,977 --> 01:02:08,848
Not a date, just a do.
Are you interested?
702
01:02:09,687 --> 01:02:12,014
Alright.
- Alright? - Yes.
703
01:02:12,483 --> 01:02:14,558
So I'll take that as a "yes."
704
01:02:19,695 --> 01:02:23,742
It's wonderful you see your mother.
That reminds me, I should call mine.
705
01:02:24,279 --> 01:02:28,151
Yeah, you got your ex,
and I got that whole bridge thing.
706
01:02:41,042 --> 01:02:43,999
Hello... Mom?
- Hello, darling. How are you?
707
01:02:44,462 --> 01:02:45,291
I'm fine.
708
01:02:45,752 --> 01:02:48,079
Are you busy?
- I'm making 56
709
01:02:48,548 --> 01:02:51,299
papier-mache hats.
- Do you want to play?
710
01:02:51,757 --> 01:02:54,214
Always, darling. The usual?
711
01:03:36,456 --> 01:03:38,613
Night-night, mom.
- Night, darling.
712
01:04:36,535 --> 01:04:38,445
You play the tuba?
- No.
713
01:04:39,412 --> 01:04:43,247
I used to. But not now.
I mean, I was before you arrived.
714
01:04:43,706 --> 01:04:45,119
I did.
715
01:04:45,918 --> 01:04:47,412
I forgot something.
716
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:53,036
Ready.
717
01:04:54,339 --> 01:04:58,042
Are you alright?
- Yeah, I'm just going out too much.
718
01:04:59,092 --> 01:05:03,637
When you go out too much,
you feel like you never stay home.
719
01:05:04,096 --> 01:05:07,181
Are you upset about last night?
- No, I understand.
720
01:05:07,639 --> 01:05:10,558
My car rolled,
then your tongue was in my mouth.
721
01:05:11,016 --> 01:05:15,598
That was a lozenge. - My mouth
shouldn't accept lozenges right now.
722
01:05:17,896 --> 01:05:20,769
You're passionate.
You just keep denying it.
723
01:05:21,231 --> 01:05:23,557
Just relax and give in to it.
724
01:05:24,067 --> 01:05:25,778
You don't.
- What?
725
01:05:26,235 --> 01:05:30,150
I can hardly contain myself
when I'm around you. I go crazy
726
01:05:30,613 --> 01:05:32,653
when I see you.
- That's the trouble.
727
01:05:33,116 --> 01:05:36,236
You're rollerskating, amusing
yourself, your friends, and me.
728
01:05:36,701 --> 01:05:39,109
It's just a lot of noise.
- What?
729
01:05:39,577 --> 01:05:44,456
I mean, we all try to prevent
getting hurt. That's how you do it.
730
01:05:44,914 --> 01:05:46,374
Should we just forget it then?
731
01:05:46,832 --> 01:05:49,622
If that's what you want, fine.
- Fine.
732
01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:52,919
Full service or self service?
- Full, Tony.
733
01:06:10,889 --> 01:06:12,551
And I knew
734
01:06:13,015 --> 01:06:19,188
it was a great project.
If the city were willing
735
01:06:19,647 --> 01:06:23,597
to partially finance
my private museum. It would be
736
01:06:25,191 --> 01:06:30,699
a great bonus for the people.
And so...
737
01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:32,232
I met with Ron.
738
01:06:34,364 --> 01:06:35,361
Ron...
739
01:06:36,698 --> 01:06:38,525
I toast you.
740
01:06:38,992 --> 01:06:40,488
Are you alright?
741
01:06:41,077 --> 01:06:43,118
I just feel a little dizzy.
742
01:06:44,620 --> 01:06:47,077
I should get some air, I'm nauseous.
743
01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:51,202
I'll take him out.
744
01:06:54,086 --> 01:06:57,089
And Ron felt like I did.
745
01:06:58,587 --> 01:07:01,340
What's the matter?
- I don't know.
746
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:05,632
Something in my stomach
or my head or my heart or...
747
01:07:06,093 --> 01:07:07,720
Can I do anything?
748
01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:13,713
I can't, this is how Mummy met Daddy.
749
01:07:15,099 --> 01:07:17,556
Let your mind go
and your body will follow.
750
01:07:36,448 --> 01:07:42,405
And now let us all move forward
with great enthusiasm
751
01:07:42,868 --> 01:07:46,404
to build the greatest
private museum in the world.
752
01:07:53,874 --> 01:07:57,292
Are you feeling any better?
- Much better, thanks.
753
01:07:57,752 --> 01:07:58,997
Yes, thanks.
754
01:08:08,634 --> 01:08:12,551
We didn't know what to say
so we wandered down Melrose
755
01:08:13,012 --> 01:08:17,557
and had the kind of small talk
necessary to cover what had happened.
756
01:08:18,015 --> 01:08:21,303
The station wants to try serious news
757
01:08:21,768 --> 01:08:25,139
with me as the anchor.
No laughing or chit-chatting.
758
01:08:26,357 --> 01:08:30,022
So there I was
jabbering about my new job,
759
01:08:30,483 --> 01:08:31,942
about anything at all.
760
01:08:32,732 --> 01:08:34,394
But all I thought was:
761
01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:38,944
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful...
762
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:06,175
Hey!
763
01:10:07,177 --> 01:10:10,429
Who wrote the "Tonight Show" theme?
764
01:10:10,980 --> 01:10:12,223
Paul Anka.
765
01:10:12,225 --> 01:10:13,517
Yes!
766
01:10:13,649 --> 01:10:15,228
Where will we stay?
767
01:10:17,491 --> 01:10:20,744
Don't bounce. I came to tell you
768
01:10:21,207 --> 01:10:24,747
that I can't go away with you.
I just can't.
769
01:10:25,469 --> 01:10:26,789
Shit.
770
01:10:27,095 --> 01:10:29,717
I've been seeing someone, and it
771
01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:32,760
wouldn't be good to go away with you.
772
01:10:33,234 --> 01:10:34,859
I'm really sorry.
773
01:10:36,782 --> 01:10:39,238
So, you're seeing her this weekend?
774
01:10:39,704 --> 01:10:44,666
No, she's got this obligation
to her ex, to see if it can work.
775
01:10:45,383 --> 01:10:47,376
She's seeing someone else?
- Yes.
776
01:10:47,846 --> 01:10:49,674
She's going away with him.
777
01:10:51,436 --> 01:10:53,431
Share how that makes you feel.
778
01:10:53,902 --> 01:10:56,987
Share? Share? It drives me crazy!
779
01:10:57,450 --> 01:11:00,654
I mean, especially since
I've been working out!
780
01:11:01,124 --> 01:11:03,000
Look at the effort I put in!
781
01:11:03,462 --> 01:11:08,174
But it's fair, since she had
this obligation before we even met.
782
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:13,269
But you had this obligation.
Why should you suffer all weekend?
783
01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:17,030
No.
- Go away with me.
784
01:11:17,492 --> 01:11:21,242
I can't. I would just be
using you to get even with her.
785
01:11:21,708 --> 01:11:23,334
I don't mind.
- Let's go.
786
01:11:26,553 --> 01:11:29,128
We should be there
in an hour and half.
787
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:33,896
I booked at the "El Pollo del Mar".
- Beautiful. Wave to Jack! Bye.
788
01:11:35,153 --> 01:11:38,276
A million stars! And the beach...
789
01:11:38,744 --> 01:11:42,078
I want to spin on the beach.
- They have a special beach for that.
790
01:11:42,544 --> 01:11:48,551
And I don't think we should make love.
- Ok, we'll just have sex.
791
01:11:52,648 --> 01:11:57,315
What was Sam Spade's partner's name?
- Archer.
792
01:11:59,162 --> 01:12:01,786
We might meet people at the Ysidero,
793
01:12:02,252 --> 01:12:04,210
I put us in the "El Pollo del Mar".
794
01:12:06,303 --> 01:12:07,763
I'm really excited!
795
01:12:11,855 --> 01:12:13,185
Me too.
796
01:12:19,037 --> 01:12:21,576
Who knew Groucho's secret word?
797
01:12:23,004 --> 01:12:25,710
Groucho's secret word...
I give up.
798
01:12:26,805 --> 01:12:31,101
The Duck? - The Duck knew.
Say the word and divide 100 dollars.
799
01:12:31,564 --> 01:12:37,154
When Wittgenstein's house was built,
language philosophy hit the Bauhaus.
800
01:12:37,619 --> 01:12:39,697
I saw the house not long ago.
801
01:12:41,334 --> 01:12:45,084
Who played "The Beav?"
- Jerry Mathers. - Yes!
802
01:12:45,676 --> 01:12:51,302
"Oh wind, if winter comes, can spring
be far behind?" - Beautiful.
803
01:12:52,732 --> 01:12:57,443
Who was Howdy Doody's closest friend?
- Buffalo Bob.
804
01:13:24,424 --> 01:13:28,969
Fantastic! Do they have a pool?
- Yes! Do you have a pool?
805
01:13:31,148 --> 01:13:33,353
I love this place!
806
01:14:21,835 --> 01:14:23,461
This breeze is great!
807
01:14:25,052 --> 01:14:28,588
It feels great!
- I love hotel sheets, and they feel
808
01:14:29,602 --> 01:14:31,928
so good against your bare skin.
809
01:14:32,399 --> 01:14:33,811
I'll put your bag in here.
810
01:14:34,698 --> 01:14:35,978
Come here first.
811
01:14:47,054 --> 01:14:48,633
Come here again.
812
01:15:01,545 --> 01:15:05,925
Sandy, your breasts feel weird.
- Oh, that's cause they're real.
813
01:15:10,437 --> 01:15:13,391
Let me get this shoe off. My God!
814
01:15:15,865 --> 01:15:17,326
I should warn you,
815
01:15:18,412 --> 01:15:22,745
I'm old and if I take a while...
My God, I'm young again!
816
01:15:24,758 --> 01:15:28,972
It's been great to see you again.
- It's nice seeing you, too.
817
01:15:29,437 --> 01:15:30,683
How are you?
818
01:15:32,610 --> 01:15:34,734
Well, I'm confused.
819
01:15:37,704 --> 01:15:40,706
Hey, listen to this.
- What? - Listen.
820
01:15:51,441 --> 01:15:56,519
What on earth are they doing?
- Oh God, they're going crazy.
821
01:16:36,369 --> 01:16:40,619
Jack told me he wants
to make our relationship exclusive.
822
01:16:41,098 --> 01:16:43,091
He's not gonna go out anymore?
823
01:16:43,568 --> 01:16:47,103
I don't think
he could ever get a date.
824
01:16:47,584 --> 01:16:50,256
Seeing me go out drove him nuts.
825
01:16:50,726 --> 01:16:51,840
What now?
826
01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:57,775
I don't know. I really like him,
even though he's not so smart.
827
01:17:05,247 --> 01:17:06,792
Listen.
- What?
828
01:17:08,302 --> 01:17:12,720
Through the wall.
- What is it? - Somebody's doing it.
829
01:17:13,199 --> 01:17:18,492
How beautiful. - They're really
excited. They must be cheating.
830
01:17:41,074 --> 01:17:44,909
I don't believe it!
Are you staying here? - Yes.
831
01:17:45,384 --> 01:17:50,428
There goes our cover. There are no
secrets anymore. - I think there is.
832
01:17:54,970 --> 01:17:59,018
Roland, this is Sandy.
Sandy, this is Roland, this is Sara.
833
01:18:00,494 --> 01:18:02,073
Where are you headed?
834
01:18:02,712 --> 01:18:04,339
The restaurant.
- Us, too.
835
01:18:04,807 --> 01:18:08,258
Why don't you join us?
- That would be neat. - No,
836
01:18:08,741 --> 01:18:13,120
you guys should be alone. - Don't be
silly. We can't do that. Come on.
837
01:18:24,393 --> 01:18:29,022
What's that clanging sound?
- It's my damn testicles.
838
01:18:42,980 --> 01:18:45,130
Is it okay to spin here?
- Sure.
839
01:18:48,451 --> 01:18:51,284
Shall I get your sweater?
I'm cold. - Yes, thanks.
840
01:18:51,875 --> 01:18:53,308
I'll run and get it.
841
01:18:54,131 --> 01:18:56,795
Harris, want to come with me?
- Sure.
842
01:18:58,557 --> 01:19:00,388
Actually, I'll stay here.
843
01:19:01,814 --> 01:19:03,645
Back in a flash!
844
01:19:05,406 --> 01:19:08,239
You liar!
- I come here thinking
845
01:19:08,830 --> 01:19:12,823
you're with your ex, and you're
really giving it to my best friend!
846
01:19:13,465 --> 01:19:17,663
Your best friend? You've
never even seen him without me!
847
01:19:18,310 --> 01:19:20,141
There's a bond among men!
848
01:19:22,026 --> 01:19:24,824
Anyway, there's two liars here.
- Roland is my ex!
849
01:19:28,416 --> 01:19:30,054
Okay, one.
- Hey, watch!
850
01:19:33,344 --> 01:19:35,778
Great!
- Thank you!
851
01:19:37,478 --> 01:19:39,708
You just broke up with someone?
852
01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:44,633
How do you know that? - When men just
break up with someone, they always
853
01:19:45,287 --> 01:19:49,041
run around with someone much younger.
- She'll be 27 in 4 years.
854
01:19:51,134 --> 01:19:53,853
I'm with her but only think about you.
855
01:19:54,433 --> 01:19:56,310
Is that why you made love
to her this afternoon?
856
01:19:56,855 --> 01:19:57,844
Yes!
857
01:19:58,734 --> 01:20:00,690
I know that doesn't make sense.
858
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:03,834
But you almost broke through our wall!
859
01:20:04,414 --> 01:20:07,929
You know how that made me feel?
- You didn't even know it was me!
860
01:20:08,882 --> 01:20:11,760
Yeah...
but I projected back when I found out.
861
01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:14,340
Coming!
862
01:20:17,151 --> 01:20:20,109
So close, we're this close to it!
863
01:20:20,867 --> 01:20:22,346
Stay here in L.A.
864
01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:25,914
What? How would it work?
865
01:20:26,589 --> 01:20:30,628
We'd see each other,
take it easy at first and then...
866
01:20:31,851 --> 01:20:33,728
marriage, kids, old age, and death.
867
01:20:34,983 --> 01:20:36,541
What if I were to go?
868
01:20:38,491 --> 01:20:43,360
All I know is, on the day your plane
was to leave, if I had the power,
869
01:20:44,045 --> 01:20:45,637
I would turn the winds around,
870
01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:49,337
roll in the fog,
I would bring in storms,
871
01:20:50,309 --> 01:20:54,507
I would change the polarity of
the earth so compasses couldn't work,
872
01:20:55,153 --> 01:20:57,348
so your plane couldn't take off.
873
01:21:06,011 --> 01:21:08,366
This is everything I didn't want.
874
01:21:08,934 --> 01:21:12,813
Pain... lying... complications.
875
01:21:15,699 --> 01:21:17,496
I'm hot from running now.
876
01:21:18,414 --> 01:21:21,167
Let's all walk down to the pier.
- Cool.
877
01:21:21,922 --> 01:21:25,915
Do you ever wonder why the water
doesn't fly up into the sky?
878
01:21:31,569 --> 01:21:35,847
Do you want this in the trunk
or up front? - That... up front.
879
01:21:43,888 --> 01:21:47,164
What's the matter? You ok?
- Oh, sorry... I'm okay.
880
01:21:48,524 --> 01:21:52,836
I've been working on Sara to come
back with me. I'm her ex-husband.
881
01:21:53,702 --> 01:21:55,852
England and America are different.
882
01:21:56,416 --> 01:21:59,249
The English maintain civil relations
with their exes.
883
01:21:59,841 --> 01:22:01,797
The Americans kill them.
884
01:22:06,272 --> 01:22:08,502
She told me today it's not right.
885
01:22:09,738 --> 01:22:13,048
Really? - Evidently,
she's been seeing some American.
886
01:22:13,664 --> 01:22:16,781
That can happen.
- She's not going with him either.
887
01:22:17,380 --> 01:22:20,770
She's going back to London
as soon as she can.
888
01:22:21,682 --> 01:22:22,956
Pity,
889
01:22:24,313 --> 01:22:26,065
I so wanted this to work out.
890
01:22:26,609 --> 01:22:28,964
I wanted a relationship, you know,
891
01:22:30,451 --> 01:22:32,123
like you and Sandy have.
892
01:22:39,848 --> 01:22:42,920
I've been thinking.
I can be a man worth staying for.
893
01:22:43,523 --> 01:22:47,482
First, I can cry. Usually,
it's when I'm hurt, but it's a start.
894
01:22:48,116 --> 01:22:51,472
I know there's something
that would make you stay!
895
01:22:52,084 --> 01:22:54,393
The right word, attitude, plan...
896
01:22:54,965 --> 01:22:57,718
but these are all tricks!
So let's forego that!
897
01:22:58,306 --> 01:23:01,821
Let's assume that it happened,
that my hand went down
898
01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:04,829
your throat,
grabbed your heart and squoze it!
899
01:23:06,575 --> 01:23:08,930
There comes a time
when it's now or never!
900
01:23:09,498 --> 01:23:12,137
It's now or never! Listen to a poem.
901
01:23:12,713 --> 01:23:15,989
"Oh pointy birds, oh pointy,
pointy, anoint..."
902
01:23:19,771 --> 01:23:23,480
And now, here's
Morris Frost with a cinema review.
903
01:23:25,492 --> 01:23:27,608
The film, "Sliced Up Mommy,"
904
01:23:28,165 --> 01:23:31,760
is an effort to intertwine
the psychological nature of...
905
01:23:33,260 --> 01:23:35,376
I'd like to turn this car in.
906
01:23:35,932 --> 01:23:38,685
And now, the weather report.
907
01:23:39,774 --> 01:23:40,729
Sunny...
908
01:23:41,487 --> 01:23:42,681
72...
909
01:23:43,491 --> 01:23:44,606
That's the weather.
910
01:23:47,083 --> 01:23:51,076
Our next weather report
will be in 4 days. - Thank you.
911
01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:55,761
We'll be right back
after this commercial ad.
912
01:24:01,991 --> 01:24:05,779
Why is it that we don't always
recognize when love begins,
913
01:24:06,877 --> 01:24:09,994
but we always know when it ends?
914
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:23,951
Final destination is London?
915
01:27:22,150 --> 01:27:23,636
That's twice.
916
01:27:51,807 --> 01:27:56,836
Forget for this moment,
the smog and the cars and the skating
917
01:27:57,473 --> 01:27:58,969
and remember only this:
918
01:28:00,065 --> 01:28:05,608
A kiss may not be the truth,
but it is what we wish were true.
919
01:28:10,620 --> 01:28:16,381
Wow! That was really something!
- It was fantastic,
920
01:28:16,528 --> 01:28:19,281
it was...
- It had real class!
921
01:28:19,744 --> 01:28:23,790
Is there anything we can do
to thank you? A gift or anything?
922
01:28:24,968 --> 01:28:26,385
- Name it.
923
01:28:29,115 --> 01:28:30,651
- Done.
924
01:28:31,025 --> 01:28:33,066
I never figured out the riddle.
925
01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:42,638
"How Daddy is doing."
926
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:45,596
It's a riddle too tough for me.
- I know it.
927
01:28:47,069 --> 01:28:48,863
It's an English crossword clue.
928
01:28:49,326 --> 01:28:51,997
See, unscramble means rearrange.
929
01:28:55,468 --> 01:28:57,629
Change the "s" with the "h,"
930
01:28:58,854 --> 01:29:02,059
move the "ing" after the "s,"
931
01:29:02,697 --> 01:29:03,896
put the "do" after them.
932
01:29:05,412 --> 01:29:07,324
Swap the "h" and the "s."
933
01:29:08,255 --> 01:29:10,960
And put the "i" behind the "d."
934
01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:18,936
"Sing Doo Wah Diddy?"
That's the mystery of the ages?
935
01:29:22,124 --> 01:29:23,122
I sat up nights
936
01:29:23,588 --> 01:29:27,206
working on that. But I forgive you.
937
01:29:30,149 --> 01:29:32,105
There's one thing I need to know.
938
01:29:33,825 --> 01:29:38,952
Did you do this?
Did I do this? How did this happen?
939
01:29:44,396 --> 01:29:46,141
Hey, you got your voice back!
940
01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:25,165
There are only two things
in my life I will never forget.
941
01:30:26,219 --> 01:30:29,342
One is that
there is someone for everyone.
942
01:30:30,187 --> 01:30:34,272
Even if you need a pickax, a compass,
and night goggles to find them.
943
01:30:34,743 --> 01:30:36,784
And the other... is tonight.
944
01:30:37,250 --> 01:30:41,878
When I learned that romance
does exist deep in the heart of L.A.
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