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Dad, it's me, Norval.
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Uh, I got your letter.
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Your letter asking me
to come and see you.
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Well...
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here I am.
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It's me. Norval.
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- Mm.
- Okay.
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Jesus Christ.
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I never thought
I'd see you again.
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Well, you wanna come in?
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Yes, please.
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Welcome to my house.
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I like it.
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You don't.
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I do.
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Why?
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Uh, it's like a UFO
from the 1960's.
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A UFO from the 1960's.
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Yeah.
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A UFO from the 1960's.
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Exactly.
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That's brilliant.
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Yeah.
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When did I last see you, son?
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on.
How long's it been?
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A long time.
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A long time, yeah.
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Too long.
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Too fucking long.
God damn.
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Yeah. Mm.
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Yeah.
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Let's get you unpacked.
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Hey.
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Let's get a picture of us.
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You know, a selfie photo?
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You can show it to your mom
when you get home.
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Oh.
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No, no. You gotta get
the sea in there.
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- Come on, here.
- Uh, careful.
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That's a limited edition
gold phone,
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designed by Lorde.
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Lorde?
Never heard of him.
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It's real gold.
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There we go.
How about that, huh?
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Okay. Smile.
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Oh, shit.
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- Well...
- Fuck.
49
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Well, I should've never hadthat
second beer for breakfast.
50
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There are only twenty
of those phones in the world.
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Yeah.
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No. Now there's nineteen.
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So, how's your mother?
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Not great, actually.
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Oh?
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She ever talk about me?
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Not really.
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You live with her?
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Yeah,
it's a temporary arrangement.
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You don't feel
embarrassed about that?
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Living with your mom?
At your age?
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I don't know.
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I've had a rough few years.
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She helped me get me
back on my feet.
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It's complicated.
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You sleep with her?
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What?
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Do you share a bed
with your mom?
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No.
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Yeah.
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- Wine?
- No, thanks.
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Oh, go on. Have a drink
with your old man.
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I... I don't drink.
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No?
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Why is that?
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I've had what's called
"alcohol dependency issues".
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Yeah?
And that is, uh...
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It's when you're dependent
on alcohol.
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I nearly...
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I wrote a note, I ran a bath...
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I came close.
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Really fucking close.
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Anyway, here I am. I survived.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hmm.
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Mm, wow.
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Tempted?
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No.
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So, Dad...
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what do you do?
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For work?
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I'm retired.
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What did you do
before you retired?
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I realize I know nothing
about you.
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Boy. Your mom, she reallydoesn't
talk about me, does she?
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I was a limo driver.
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Yeah, I drove
a big black limousine.
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With a fridge in the back...
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real leather seats.
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It was an award-winning
limousine.
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I've been in a few
limousines myself.
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I'm in the music business.
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Okay.
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I'm fairly big
in the music business.
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Oh, I bet you are.
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What are you?
A singer or something?
107
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:24,891
Well... I'm not someone
you can pigeonhole,
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if I'm completely honest.
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Do I DJ? Yes.
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Do I produce blazing beats? Yes.
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Do I tinkle the ivories? Yes.
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Do I promote high-profile
events pertaining to music
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and the performance of music?
Yes.
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Okay.
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I'm close to some
pretty big names.
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Substantial names, actually.
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I count Kendrick Lamar
and Chance the Rapper
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among my closest allies.
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Anyone I've actually heard of?
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Uh, Elton John
is a close friend.
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His real name
is Reginald Kenneth Dwight.
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Elton... Reginald discovered me.
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He saw me DJing at a nightclub.
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It was a gala event,
and I was the DJ.
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He signed me
to an exclusive deal.
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We inked the deal
that same night.
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Elton... Uh, Reginald...
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...he's a great man.
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You could say he's like
a father to me.
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No offence.
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Boy, I'll tell you.
It's a small world.
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I just happen to be a close
friend of Reginald's too.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
134
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- You're lying.
- I'm not.
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- You are.
- I'm really not.
136
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No. Reginald and I,
oh, we go way back.
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Really?
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I was his personal
limo driver for 10 years.
139
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Yeah.
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We spent a decade together.
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Reginald and I,
driving, drinking, talking.
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We became close friends.
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Now, what are the odds
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that you would be
close friends with him too?
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Yeah.
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Small world.
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- So, anyway...
- I'll tell you what...
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What?
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Let's call him.
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- Reginald?
- Yeah.
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It'll blow his fucking mind.
Are you kidding?
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Brian and Norval, his old pals
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just happen to be
father and son, oh.
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- Incredible.
- Uh, I don't know, Dad.
155
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It... It's late.
He goes to bed early.
156
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Bullshit.
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He's a card-carrying night owl,
and he never shuts up about it.
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He told me to never call him
after 8:00.
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00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,812
Well, he told me to call
him any time, night or day.
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Dad, please, don't call him.
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Please. Don't call him, Dad.
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Please!
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You don't really know
Elton John, do you?
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Do you?
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Uh...
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No. I... I don't really know
Elton John.
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As a matter of fact,
neither do I.
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But I'm glad we've established
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that you're full of shit.
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Just so you know,
if you want to impress me,
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I like fight stories.
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You ever been in a fight?
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No.
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I have.
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I once accidentally kicked
a guy's ear off.
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I didn't mean to,
but the fucker flew off.
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I could see
right into his skull.
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Night.
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Jethro.
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Well, what you want me to do?
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Oh, fuck you.
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Let me talk here.
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No, come on. That's not...
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You know we can use him
as fucking leverage.
185
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We've got some collateral.
186
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Oh, I have your permission?
187
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Well then...
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Shit. Wait a minute.
189
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,619
Dad,
can I ask you something?
190
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Why did you ask me to come here?
191
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You sent me a letter
asking me to come. But...
192
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now I'm here and you seem like
you'd rather I wasn't.
193
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,811
It's like you regret
sending that letter.
194
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Maybe I'm wrong.
195
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Am I wrong?
196
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,222
I've got to take a crap.
197
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,965
Then,
let's go for a swim.
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Mom. Hey.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,421
How are you?
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Oh, that's great.
202
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,474
I don't know.
203
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,693
It's harder than I thought.
204
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He's not how I imagined him.
205
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Not at all.
206
00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,316
Uh, I don't think
he sees many people.
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Maybe he's not used to
having people around.
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00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:13,114
I'm sure it will get easier.
209
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,119
Yeah. I mean, who knows.
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Maybe we'll end up
being best friends.
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No, he's fuckin' dead.
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He's dead.
213
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Well, he's fuckin' dead.
214
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,998
No. I don't want
to be a fucking babysitter.
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Mm.
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Dad.
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Dad?
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00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:41,898
Yeah.
219
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,206
I need to know
why you sent that letter.
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Give it a rest.
221
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,473
Dad, I came all this way.
222
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,040
No.
223
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I don't want to discuss it.
224
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,483
This is hard for me too,
you know.
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Fucking drop it.
226
00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,056
I don't want to fucking drop it.
227
00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:13,713
What did you say to me?
228
00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:17,064
- I said...
- You said?
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I said, I don't want
to fucking drop it.
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00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,984
You watch
how you talk to me, boy.
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You asked me to come here.
Here I am.
232
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:28,728
Yeah?
233
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,556
- And?
- And...
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you have some explaining to do.
235
00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:38,737
Like what?
236
00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:41,044
You walked out on us
when I was five.
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Thirty years later you ask me
to come and see you.
238
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:44,961
Here... here I am.
239
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:48,008
I came here because I assumed
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that at some point you were
going to explain yourself.
241
00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:54,667
I don't have to explain
myself to you.
242
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,625
I disagree.
243
00:24:58,322 --> 00:24:59,322
Do you?
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00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,935
Yeah.
245
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:04,024
What the fuck are you
gonna do about it?
246
00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:08,724
What the fuck are you
gonna do about it?
247
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:10,247
Hmm?
248
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,250
I know what's happening.
249
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:15,296
Yeah? Trust me.
250
00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:18,778
You got no fucking idea
what's happening here.
251
00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:20,083
I think I do.
252
00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:22,259
Oh, fuck off.
253
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:25,306
You wrote that letter
when you were drunk.
254
00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:28,918
You probably don't
even remember sending it.
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00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:30,311
Fuck off.
256
00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:33,967
You're a drunk.
That's all you are.
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A useless drunk.
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- You can't handle your booze.
- You can't handle being a dad.
259
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,583
Oh.
260
00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:44,064
I've been trying
so fucking hard to like you...
261
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but it's impossible.
262
00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:48,155
You're impossible.
263
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:49,591
Fuck off.
264
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:51,680
You fuck off.
265
00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:55,945
No! You fuck off!
266
00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,427
You're a rat fucker.
267
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,822
You stuff rats up your vagina.
268
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:07,478
You dress like a woman, yeah?
You dress like a cunt.
269
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,611
- Please, don't call me that.
- Then why?
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You're very cunty.
271
00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:13,049
- Don't say that.
- Oh!
272
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:18,228
Well, I call a spade a spade,
and a cunt a cunt.
273
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:22,885
And you, sir,
are a certified cunt.
274
00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:27,716
Did you really think
that I would be impressed
275
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,285
with your fucking
Elton John story?
276
00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:36,029
Only a cunt would think that.
Cunt!
277
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,335
- Cunt!
- Please, don't push me.
278
00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:39,815
Oh, yeah, what?
279
00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:42,949
What?
280
00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:44,472
- I'll leave.
- Oh, no.
281
00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,561
No, you're not going anywhere.
282
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,823
I think I might just go.
283
00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:49,085
Yeah.
284
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:52,306
Well, you'd get lost
in the woods and die.
285
00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:55,439
And they'd find a rat skeleton
286
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:59,661
inside your pelvic bone
where your vagina was.
287
00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:03,622
You'd love that,
wouldn't you, Dad?
288
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:04,971
Oh, fuck.
289
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,537
You'd love it
if I was dead.
290
00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:08,714
Oh, God. Fucking damn it!
291
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,909
Dad! What the fuck
are you doing?
292
00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:34,087
I believe
the correct term is filicide.
293
00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:37,481
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Come on.
294
00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,745
Oh, come here,
you little rat fucker!
295
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:43,574
- Come here. Come to Daddy!
- Please, please don't do this.
296
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:45,098
I'm sorry.
I'm so fucking sorry.
297
00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:47,274
Where's the fucking
gratitude here, huh?
298
00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:49,580
I thought you wanted to die.
299
00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:51,408
I... I didn't. I don't. No, no.
300
00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:53,193
Please, Dad, don't do this.
301
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,935
Die!
302
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,374
No.
303
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:01,417
Dad?
304
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,124
Dad?
305
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,488
Mom, it's me.
306
00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:32,493
N... No.
L... Listen to me.
307
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,278
It's Dad. He... He's...
308
00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:37,498
I... I think he just died.
309
00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:39,761
H... He just fell down.
310
00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:42,329
He just fell down
and stopped breathing.
311
00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:47,334
We... we had an argument,
and... and he just died.
312
00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:50,337
Friday?
313
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,992
Um, okay. I'll see you Friday.
314
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:57,431
Okay. Yep. Okay.
I... I'll do that.
315
00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,722
Coroner's office, please.
316
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,337
My dad's just died.
317
00:30:28,609 --> 00:30:32,091
And there wasn't any,
like, um, struggle and stuff?
318
00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:38,314
No. No. Like I said, he...
He seemed fine. And...
319
00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:41,578
And he said his chest hurt.
He fell down...
320
00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:43,319
Do you promise
you're telling me the truth?
321
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,760
No. You can't just nod.
322
00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:55,288
You've got to say it out loud.
323
00:30:56,332 --> 00:30:58,247
I promise I'm telling the truth.
324
00:31:06,734 --> 00:31:07,996
You know something?
325
00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:10,694
I believe you.
326
00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:15,612
You don't have raisin eyes.
327
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,441
- What?
- Yeah, I'm kind of
328
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,966
breaking the fourth wall here,
but, uh...
329
00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:23,055
I got this theory.
330
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:26,319
Bad guys have eyes
that look like raisins.
331
00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:28,756
You know, small and dark,
you know?
332
00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:31,193
But you don't have raisin eyes.
333
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,284
No. I... I don't.
334
00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:45,251
Ooh.
335
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:47,906
Tell you something, though.
336
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:52,214
Your daddy...
he did have raisin eyes.
337
00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:03,356
Come to Daddy.
338
00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:06,663
That's just my
hallucinations on the subject
339
00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:08,535
of bad guys and their eyes.
340
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,367
Yeah. Coroner will take it from here.
341
00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:17,239
Yeah, I'm...
342
00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:20,068
I'm sorry about your dad
and stuff, you know.
343
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:23,028
Take it easy, I guess.
Drink lots of water.
344
00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,947
I can burp on command
if that might
345
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:29,991
cheer you up.
346
00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:34,039
No, that's okay.
347
00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,308
Okay.
348
00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:51,186
I don't think
I liked him.
349
00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:52,448
Really?
350
00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:54,450
He called me
a rat fucker.
351
00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:56,670
Amongst other things.
352
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,717
Good thing he's dead then.
353
00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:04,286
Is that a really bad thing
to say?
354
00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:08,377
I don't know.
Yeah?
355
00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:12,425
Sorry.
356
00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:26,395
So, I'm gonna
take him away, embalm him,
357
00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:29,485
drain the blood from his body,
inject him with a preservative,
358
00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,922
so he doesn't go off,
and then bring him back here.
359
00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:33,533
What?
360
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:36,623
Oh, there is a storage issue
in town at the moment
361
00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:37,711
from the flooding.
362
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:39,191
Did you hear about that?
363
00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:40,235
No.
364
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:43,934
He'll need to be here whileyour
family makes arrangements.
365
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,547
He'll be in a black bag.
You won't have to look at him.
366
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,645
Has anyone ever told you...
367
00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:01,474
Told me what?
368
00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:05,173
You have kind eyes.
369
00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:10,135
No. No one has
ever said that to me.
370
00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:11,440
Never?
371
00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:13,268
Not that I remember.
372
00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:15,314
Well, you do.
373
00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:18,360
They're big and they're kind.
374
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:23,887
The... the cop who came told me
I... I didn't have raisin eyes.
375
00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:26,020
What are raisin eyes?
376
00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,545
Fucking idiot.
Raisin eyes?
377
00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:31,025
I know.
378
00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:37,205
If you have any questions
just call me.
379
00:34:40,861 --> 00:34:41,862
Thanks.
380
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,011
Hello?
381
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:20,830
How are you holding up?
382
00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,442
I'm fine.
383
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:27,576
I never really knew him.
384
00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,971
So, it's hard to feel sad.
385
00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:37,238
Sad enough to actually cry
real emotional tears.
386
00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,371
But...
387
00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:43,375
he is my dad, so...
388
00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:46,943
I feel something.
389
00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:50,643
I just don't know what.
390
00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:55,300
It does get easier.
391
00:36:57,432 --> 00:36:58,477
Yeah.
392
00:37:02,132 --> 00:37:04,657
Look. I... I better get back to the office.
393
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,834
Yeah.
394
00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:12,317
This might sound
really weird, but...
395
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,057
you should talk to him.
396
00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:15,841
What?
397
00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:19,411
It helps, you know?
398
00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:21,587
When my husband died,
399
00:37:21,978 --> 00:37:25,373
I remember just yapping
onto him for an hour.
400
00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:27,680
All the things I wanted to say
when he was...
401
00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:29,856
Was here.
402
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:33,903
I'm sure there's things you
want to say to your dad, too.
403
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,994
Not that it's any
of my business.
404
00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:39,953
You can tell me to shut up,
if you want.
405
00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:42,042
No.
It's okay, really.
406
00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:45,393
I have no filter.
407
00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,179
I like it.
408
00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:54,272
Are you gonna be okay here?
409
00:37:56,622 --> 00:37:57,797
I hope so.
410
00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:01,627
Yeah, definitely.
411
00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:06,893
When your mom gets here, we'll
make further arrangements.
412
00:38:10,766 --> 00:38:12,246
Take care, Norval.
413
00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:24,552
Who's there?
414
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,686
Is someone there?
415
00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:15,473
Hello?
416
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:19,999
Who is this?
417
00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:25,483
Mom? Is that you?
418
00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:06,915
Shut up.
419
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,529
Shut up!
420
00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:17,925
Shut up!
421
00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,900
Woo-hoo!
422
00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:09,429
I'm not listening!
423
00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:23,095
Hello?
424
00:44:23,399 --> 00:44:24,618
Gladys?
425
00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:28,056
Yes?
Who is this?
426
00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:29,449
Guess.
427
00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:31,712
Mister Greenwood?
428
00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:32,931
Bingo.
429
00:44:33,366 --> 00:44:35,368
Is there a problem
with your father?
430
00:44:35,411 --> 00:44:37,011
There's a lot of problems
with my father,
431
00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:39,154
but that's not why I'm calling.
432
00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:41,635
What can I do for you?
433
00:44:42,288 --> 00:44:45,595
Good question.
I need you to come over.
434
00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:47,423
Mr. Greenwood,
are you...
435
00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,338
Shh. Don't think.
Just come over.
436
00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:51,969
You're going through
a difficult time.
437
00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:53,710
- We had something.
- No, we didn't.
438
00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:55,669
- I know you felt it too.
- No, I didn't.
439
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,303
We owe it to ourselves
to explore this.
440
00:44:57,346 --> 00:45:00,088
The smartest thing you could
doright now is jump in your car
441
00:45:00,132 --> 00:45:01,133
and...
442
00:45:04,092 --> 00:45:05,093
Please.
443
00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:08,096
- Please, please just
come over.- No.
444
00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:10,925
I... I can't be here alone. We... We
could just sleep together.
445
00:45:10,969 --> 00:45:12,840
- No.
- Just next to each other.
446
00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:14,712
- No.
- Fully clothed if you wanted.
447
00:45:14,973 --> 00:45:17,149
I... I just...
I just need you here.
448
00:45:20,195 --> 00:45:21,196
Hello?
449
00:45:25,244 --> 00:45:27,333
I'm sorry,
but I have to go.
450
00:45:27,376 --> 00:45:28,682
No, no, no.
451
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,181
- Don't go.
- Please don't call me
452
00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:31,250
outside of office hours.
453
00:45:31,293 --> 00:45:32,555
Goodbye, Mr. Greenwood.
454
00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:33,948
Fuck!
455
00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:38,561
Oh, God.
456
00:45:49,181 --> 00:45:50,269
Oh, fuck.
457
00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:53,359
Who's doing this?
458
00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:06,111
Are you doing this?
Are you?
459
00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:08,156
You think it's funny?
460
00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,593
Well, fuck you.
461
00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:13,814
You're a coward,
that's all you are.
462
00:46:14,467 --> 00:46:17,209
A dried-up, dead,
leathery coward.
463
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,037
I'm glad you're dead.
464
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,955
You disappear when I was a kid,
and then you try to kill me?
465
00:46:26,131 --> 00:46:29,787
And now you're fucking with me
from beyond the grave?
466
00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:33,747
Are you?
I wouldn't be surprised.
467
00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:40,406
You think I'm a cunt?
468
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:44,062
That's hilarious.
469
00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:47,108
You're the cunt here.
470
00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:50,895
So, fuck you.
You hear me?
471
00:46:51,896 --> 00:46:52,896
Fuck you!
472
00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:54,637
Fuck you!
473
00:46:55,029 --> 00:46:56,074
Cunt!
474
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,499
I have to tell you something.
475
00:47:36,114 --> 00:47:38,943
I'm afraid it's gonna make me
sound like a bad person.
476
00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:51,030
Mom.
477
00:50:09,615 --> 00:50:11,008
No, no, no, no.
478
00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:16,883
No, no, no, no, no, no.
479
00:50:28,677 --> 00:50:30,679
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
480
00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:01,058
Oh, fuck.
481
00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:22,470
Oh, fuck.
No, no, no.
482
00:52:44,422 --> 00:52:45,597
Norval?
483
00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:56,085
Norval.
484
00:53:00,699 --> 00:53:01,743
Who are you?
485
00:53:01,787 --> 00:53:03,789
You came, you came.
486
00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:10,187
Norval, my boy,
you actually came.
487
00:53:13,059 --> 00:53:15,366
Come over here.
Come, come here, help me out.
488
00:53:15,409 --> 00:53:17,455
Norval.
489
00:53:17,498 --> 00:53:21,023
Come on.
Get me out of here.
490
00:53:22,808 --> 00:53:24,418
Where's that fucker gone?
491
00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,832
- They're here.
- Who... who... who's here?
492
00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:29,075
Close the fucking door.
493
00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:44,786
Look at me.
I'm your dad.
494
00:53:44,830 --> 00:53:47,006
The next 90 seconds aregonna
change your life forever.
495
00:53:47,049 --> 00:53:49,487
They're coming to hurt me,
and you're going to kill them.
496
00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:52,185
- I can't.
- You're going to hide.
497
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:53,293
And when they're down here,
498
00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,709
you're going to
beat them to death.
499
00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:56,773
There's a dumbbell on the floor.
500
00:53:56,798 --> 00:53:58,539
You take it,
and use it as a weapon,
501
00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:00,023
and you bash
their fuckin' brains in.
502
00:54:00,062 --> 00:54:01,368
What? No. No, no, no.
Please.
503
00:54:01,412 --> 00:54:02,804
If you don't,
they'll kill us both.
504
00:54:03,283 --> 00:54:05,067
Hide!
505
00:54:35,881 --> 00:54:38,971
How's it hanging, Brian?
Huh?
506
00:54:39,972 --> 00:54:43,410
Looking good.
Feeling good, huh?
507
00:54:48,110 --> 00:54:49,503
Viddy this.
508
00:54:52,506 --> 00:54:53,681
This, Brian...
509
00:54:59,078 --> 00:55:02,386
this is a pen.
510
00:55:02,995 --> 00:55:08,130
Not just any pen, it's a
pen smeared in extrement.
511
00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:13,310
My extrement.
512
00:55:13,353 --> 00:55:15,790
Extrement is the scientific wordfor poo.
513
00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:19,228
It's excrement, not extrement.
514
00:55:19,272 --> 00:55:20,882
I'm gonna stab you
with this pen, Brian.
515
00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:23,537
And obviously
it's going to hurt.
516
00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:26,410
But then the science kicks in.
517
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,631
So, the extrement
that's on the pen
518
00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:33,460
is gonna go into your wound
and it's gonna give you
519
00:55:33,504 --> 00:55:35,941
an infection
that's gonna kill you
520
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,857
if you don't get help quickly.
521
00:55:41,033 --> 00:55:43,601
How's that
for a ticking clock, Brian?
522
00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:47,387
How's that
for excitement, Brian?
523
00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:50,434
Are you excited?
Because I'm excited, Brian.
524
00:55:53,175 --> 00:55:54,263
Now...
525
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,443
why don't you tell me
what I want to know...
526
00:56:00,095 --> 00:56:03,751
And when this is all over,
I'll get you to a hospital.
527
00:56:03,795 --> 00:56:05,405
I already told
Gordon everything.
528
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:07,364
It's gone. All of it.
529
00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,592
Shall I tell you
how I know you're lying?
530
00:56:18,636 --> 00:56:19,637
How?
531
00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:24,250
Because when you said that,
you looked up to your left.
532
00:56:24,598 --> 00:56:26,774
- Oh.
- And that's the number one
533
00:56:26,818 --> 00:56:28,907
indication when somebody's
lying to you.
534
00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:34,086
Yeah, I know these things
535
00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:36,436
because I've read articles
on body language.
536
00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:38,307
All right?
537
00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:40,919
This is difficult for me too.
538
00:56:43,138 --> 00:56:45,793
So what do you say we just
get this over and done with
539
00:56:45,837 --> 00:56:47,621
as quickly as possible,
shall we?
540
00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:48,665
No, no, no.
541
00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:50,102
- Shall we?
- No.
542
00:56:50,363 --> 00:56:51,538
Here it comes.
Are you ready?
543
00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:53,168
- No, no. Come on.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
544
00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:55,673
No, no, no, no.
545
00:56:56,021 --> 00:56:57,892
God damn it!
546
00:56:58,545 --> 00:56:59,981
It stings.
The first one stings,
547
00:57:00,025 --> 00:57:01,330
doesn't it?
548
00:57:01,374 --> 00:57:02,723
Mind you,
so does the second one.
549
00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:03,942
Fuck! Now!
Fuckin' kill him!
550
00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:06,161
- Fucking kill him!
- What?
551
00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:11,819
- Are we not alone, Brian?
- Come on! Do it!
552
00:57:22,569 --> 00:57:24,876
Come out, come out.
Wherever you are.
553
00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:28,009
How the fuck
are you still alive?
554
00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:31,665
Fucking kill him!
555
00:57:40,892 --> 00:57:42,197
Fuck this shit.
556
00:57:49,248 --> 00:57:50,815
You were supposed to kill him.
557
00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:06,744
Gordon! Oh, no!
558
00:58:07,179 --> 00:58:09,703
No, no, no! Gordon!
559
00:58:10,617 --> 00:58:12,358
What happened to the man
who was up there?
560
00:58:14,142 --> 00:58:17,406
He tried to stab me. But
then he had a heart attack.
561
00:58:17,929 --> 00:58:18,930
He died.
562
00:58:21,933 --> 00:58:22,934
Good.
563
00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:25,719
I'll be back.
564
00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:28,156
And I'll be back
with a little friend
565
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,681
that I want you both to meet!
566
00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:35,337
My guess is his little friend
is Dandy.
567
00:58:36,338 --> 00:58:37,383
Who's Dandy?
568
00:58:38,036 --> 00:58:39,864
- The hunchback.
- The what?
569
00:58:39,907 --> 00:58:42,027
You have to release me.
You ever picked a lock before?
570
00:58:42,388 --> 00:58:43,694
Once, in school.
571
00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:44,738
What happened?
572
00:58:45,478 --> 00:58:46,697
I didn't get it unlocked.
573
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,004
But I... I found the key
in my bag, so it was okay.
574
00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:56,315
Oh. Uh, smash the shitty pen.
575
00:59:00,058 --> 00:59:01,058
Go on.
576
00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:07,195
Yeah.
Now, take that long thin bit.
577
00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:13,811
God.
578
00:59:16,378 --> 00:59:19,730
Now...
Now, jam it into the lock.
579
00:59:20,513 --> 00:59:22,167
Work it in small circles.
580
00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:24,778
Who was that man?
581
00:59:24,822 --> 00:59:26,824
His name is Jethro.
He's my best friend.
582
00:59:28,826 --> 00:59:30,784
Then why is he stabbing you
with poo pens
583
00:59:30,828 --> 00:59:32,569
and chaining you up
in your basement?
584
00:59:33,221 --> 00:59:34,396
He has his reasons.
585
00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:40,272
After I left your mom,
I ended up living in Bangkok.
586
00:59:41,012 --> 00:59:45,669
Me, Jethro, Gordon, who
you've met, and Dandy.
587
00:59:46,017 --> 00:59:48,323
We were misbehaving
in a small-time fashion.
588
00:59:48,367 --> 00:59:51,544
Until we decided to do
one last score.
589
00:59:52,327 --> 00:59:54,895
Sail off into the sunset,
all that.
590
00:59:56,723 --> 00:59:57,811
What did you do?
591
00:59:58,072 --> 01:00:00,553
Oh, we kidnapped
592
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,686
the daughter of Thailand's
richest man.
593
01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:08,430
We were supposed to split
the ransom between us,
594
01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:09,780
but I stole it.
595
01:00:11,477 --> 01:00:13,044
I ripped my best friends off.
596
01:00:14,175 --> 01:00:15,916
Understandably,
they want their share.
597
01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:18,397
They think I have stashed it
somewhere.
598
01:00:18,876 --> 01:00:22,009
Fact is, it's all gone.
599
01:00:23,576 --> 01:00:24,925
Every last cent.
600
01:00:26,318 --> 01:00:27,319
Where?
601
01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:33,238
You ever stop for a moment
and wonder why
602
01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:36,067
you grew up
in a Beverly Hills mansion
603
01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:37,546
with an unemployed mother?
604
01:00:43,074 --> 01:00:45,554
My entire life
has been funded by...
605
01:00:45,598 --> 01:00:46,643
A kidnapping.
606
01:00:52,213 --> 01:00:54,259
Sorry to change the subject,
but this isn't working.
607
01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:57,175
You're going to have
to dislocate my thumb,
608
01:00:57,218 --> 01:00:58,218
I'm afraid.
609
01:00:59,612 --> 01:01:00,612
What?
610
01:01:01,135 --> 01:01:04,095
You take my thumb and you
bend it all the way back.
611
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,967
Quickly, come on.
612
01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:09,970
On the...
The count of three, okay?
613
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,669
All right.
614
01:01:14,192 --> 01:01:19,197
One, two, three.
615
01:01:21,416 --> 01:01:22,679
Just fucking do it.
616
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,117
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
617
01:01:29,207 --> 01:01:30,599
Did that work?
618
01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:33,951
Oh, God, Jesus.
619
01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:36,823
Okay. Let's see
what we can do here.
620
01:01:41,132 --> 01:01:43,787
Right.
621
01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:45,179
Thumb wasn't enough.
622
01:01:45,223 --> 01:01:47,007
You're gonna have to try
the index finger.
623
01:01:47,051 --> 01:01:48,095
What?
624
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,315
- Come on.
- No. I... I can't. Please.
625
01:01:50,968 --> 01:01:54,188
I abandoned you as a child.
Consider this your revenge.
626
01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:58,671
Channel all that anger.
Come on.
627
01:02:03,154 --> 01:02:04,155
Oh, fuck!
628
01:02:04,982 --> 01:02:08,072
Ooh, hoo, oh, hoo, baby.
629
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:10,422
Oh, God.
630
01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:16,210
Fuck.
631
01:02:53,726 --> 01:02:54,945
You're gonna have to carry me.
632
01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:56,555
We have to get as far away
633
01:02:56,598 --> 01:02:57,967
from this fuckin' house
as possible.
634
01:02:57,991 --> 01:02:59,340
I'm not made for this.
635
01:02:59,384 --> 01:03:01,516
You want to be tortured
to death by a hunchback?
636
01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:11,633
Wait! Wait!
Put... put... put... put... put...
637
01:03:11,657 --> 01:03:14,529
Put me down. Put me down.
Whoa, whoa.
638
01:03:15,226 --> 01:03:17,097
I need some water.
Get me some water, will you?
639
01:03:17,141 --> 01:03:19,056
- Okay.
- Okay, hurry up.
640
01:03:30,632 --> 01:03:31,677
You're missing an ear.
641
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,070
- You know that?
- Mm-hmm.
642
01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:35,072
Gordon kicked it off.
643
01:03:35,768 --> 01:03:38,205
Well, shall we go find it?
They... they can sew it back on.
644
01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:40,338
Not gonna be possible,
I'm afraid.
645
01:03:40,381 --> 01:03:41,513
Why not?
646
01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:43,036
It's just not, okay?
647
01:03:43,776 --> 01:03:44,777
Why?
648
01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:48,912
I ate it.
649
01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:51,436
You... you...
You ate your own ear?
650
01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:53,568
He made me.
651
01:03:53,612 --> 01:03:56,049
He gave me a choice between
my own ear or a shot-glass
652
01:03:56,093 --> 01:03:58,399
of his semen...
like some kind of
653
01:03:58,443 --> 01:04:00,227
Japanese game show or something.
654
01:04:00,271 --> 01:04:01,620
And I chose the ear.
655
01:04:04,623 --> 01:04:05,929
He was starving me!
656
01:04:06,712 --> 01:04:08,018
Um, but semen contains
657
01:04:08,061 --> 01:04:09,715
more protein
and nutrients than an ear.
658
01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:11,282
- Ears are just cartilage.
- Look!
659
01:04:11,978 --> 01:04:13,458
The semen was yellow, okay?
660
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,590
I'm not defending
my choice to you.
661
01:04:15,634 --> 01:04:17,114
Let's fucking go!
662
01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:20,857
Can I go to the toilet?
663
01:04:22,119 --> 01:04:23,381
Number one or number two?
664
01:04:23,424 --> 01:04:25,470
- One.
- Be really fucking quick.
665
01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:34,696
♪ You really showed me
how to play the game ♪
666
01:04:36,481 --> 01:04:38,135
Sh...
667
01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:39,266
Dandy!
668
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:43,183
Dandy!
Don't you touch my son!
669
01:04:43,488 --> 01:04:45,229
Don't you fucking touch him!
670
01:04:49,929 --> 01:04:50,929
Norval!
671
01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:04,639
Come on, Norval!
672
01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:17,000
It's you or him!
673
01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:23,745
Do what you have to do, son.
674
01:05:35,192 --> 01:05:37,542
Kill the fucker! Kill him!
675
01:06:22,848 --> 01:06:23,849
Son.
676
01:06:26,895 --> 01:06:28,027
Are you okay?
677
01:06:32,814 --> 01:06:33,859
Norval?
678
01:06:37,558 --> 01:06:39,604
Please tell me you're okay.
679
01:07:21,124 --> 01:07:22,299
Hey.
680
01:07:26,955 --> 01:07:28,479
What happened in there,
you know...
681
01:07:29,306 --> 01:07:30,481
it's... it's...
682
01:07:31,786 --> 01:07:33,005
It's always...
683
01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:35,486
I mean...
684
01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:38,793
What I'm saying is it's...
685
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,799
Come on.
We've got to go.
686
01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:46,323
We've got to go!
687
01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:58,030
- Who was Ryan?
- Huh?
688
01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:03,253
Gordon had a tattoo
on his neck.
689
01:08:03,296 --> 01:08:04,602
"R.I.P Ryan".
690
01:08:04,645 --> 01:08:05,864
Oh, Ryan.
691
01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:07,866
That was Gordon's son.
692
01:08:08,258 --> 01:08:10,695
Slashed his wrists in the bath.
693
01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:13,828
Sad story.
He was a decent kid.
694
01:08:17,789 --> 01:08:18,833
Hide!
695
01:08:51,692 --> 01:08:54,347
My little friend
can't wait to meet you,
696
01:08:54,391 --> 01:08:56,915
you fuckin' wank-stains!
697
01:08:58,569 --> 01:08:59,570
Shit.
698
01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:03,356
We have to get the fuck away
from here.
699
01:09:05,053 --> 01:09:07,882
Wait! Dad, wait!
I just realized something.
700
01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:09,730
- What?
- Me and mom's address
701
01:09:09,754 --> 01:09:11,277
is written on my luggage tag.
702
01:09:11,321 --> 01:09:14,324
- If he finds it...
- Fuck.
703
01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:16,413
What do we do?
704
01:09:18,415 --> 01:09:19,503
Fuck!
705
01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:26,466
You're gonna have to kill him.
706
01:09:28,207 --> 01:09:29,469
I'm not a murderer.
707
01:09:29,948 --> 01:09:32,603
You just killed somebody
literally five minutes ago.
708
01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:34,953
I'd gladly kill
the fucker myself,
709
01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:36,172
but look at me.
710
01:09:39,262 --> 01:09:41,220
If you don't go in there
and kill him,
711
01:09:41,264 --> 01:09:44,049
we'll never be safe.
You're part of this now.
712
01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:45,442
So is your mother.
713
01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:50,273
He has a flaming crossbow.
I have nothing.
714
01:09:50,664 --> 01:09:52,100
I wouldn't last a second.
715
01:10:01,632 --> 01:10:03,416
You hide in the trunk
of his car.
716
01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:06,463
You follow him everywhere.
And then when he's alone,
717
01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:08,639
when he's vulnerable...
718
01:10:08,682 --> 01:10:09,770
Dandy!
719
01:10:10,684 --> 01:10:11,903
Not Dandy!
720
01:10:12,773 --> 01:10:14,819
You fuckin' killed Dandy too.
721
01:10:15,646 --> 01:10:16,734
Go!
722
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:44,979
This is an important
announcement
723
01:10:45,284 --> 01:10:47,025
for Norval Greenwood
724
01:10:47,678 --> 01:10:51,812
of 91622 West Linden Drive,
725
01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:54,685
Beverly Hills, California!
726
01:10:54,728 --> 01:10:57,862
You and the rest
of the Greenwood family
727
01:10:57,905 --> 01:11:00,256
are now officially fucked!
728
01:11:01,344 --> 01:11:03,041
It's official!
729
01:11:32,723 --> 01:11:34,899
Precious?
Yeah, yeah.
730
01:11:34,942 --> 01:11:37,031
My name's Jethro.
I'm a mate of Dandy's.
731
01:11:37,423 --> 01:11:39,686
Yeah. I was the guy sitting
in the corner watching.
732
01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:40,730
Yeah.
733
01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:42,210
Look, listen.
734
01:11:42,254 --> 01:11:43,971
Could you meet me at the hotel
for a session?
735
01:11:43,995 --> 01:11:46,389
Like, I'm really stressed.
Please.
736
01:11:46,693 --> 01:11:47,825
As soon as you can.
737
01:11:49,174 --> 01:11:50,480
Oh, you're an angel.
738
01:12:56,981 --> 01:12:57,982
Fuck.
739
01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:04,989
Shit.
740
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:28,403
Hi.
741
01:13:32,277 --> 01:13:34,322
- Are you a prostitute?
- Excuse me?
742
01:13:34,366 --> 01:13:36,194
Whatever he pays,
I'll triple it.
743
01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:38,196
All you have to do
is leave the door open
744
01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:39,371
a little when you leave.
745
01:13:39,763 --> 01:13:41,678
Listen, Precious...
746
01:13:42,113 --> 01:13:43,897
How in the fuck do you know
my name?
747
01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:47,161
Get the fuck out of here
before I tear your nuts off.
748
01:13:54,691 --> 01:13:55,866
Oh, shit.
749
01:14:01,393 --> 01:14:03,613
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
750
01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:05,223
Oh. Okay.
751
01:14:05,745 --> 01:14:07,486
How can I help you, sir?
752
01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:09,749
Uh, I'd like to rent a room,
please.
753
01:14:09,793 --> 01:14:12,186
Ah, no, no, no, no.
The whole motel is booked out,
754
01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:14,493
what with the geology
conference in town.
755
01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,148
- Geology conference?
- Yeah.
756
01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:19,455
It's really a swinger's
convention.
757
01:14:19,498 --> 01:14:21,674
I shit you not.
I have a whole motel full
758
01:14:21,718 --> 01:14:25,635
of flabby sex people,
just doing whatever they do.
759
01:14:25,678 --> 01:14:28,376
But, um, we do have
one family unit available,
760
01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:30,161
but it's, uh, further down
the road.
761
01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:33,512
- I'd prefer a room here.
- Yeah.
762
01:14:33,556 --> 01:14:35,166
I bet you would prefer
a room here.
763
01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:37,516
But as I already said,
there are geologists
764
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,387
in every room of the motel,
bar none.
765
01:14:39,431 --> 01:14:41,564
The one that is available
is a family unit
766
01:14:41,607 --> 01:14:42,913
some distance away.
767
01:14:42,956 --> 01:14:45,045
Now, would you like to rent
said family unit?
768
01:14:45,089 --> 01:14:47,352
Or do you want to keep
doing what we're doing here?
769
01:14:48,396 --> 01:14:51,269
- Maybe later.
- Okay, maybe later.
770
01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:52,792
Bye now.
771
01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:12,725
Hey.
772
01:15:15,119 --> 01:15:16,120
Yes?
773
01:15:16,990 --> 01:15:21,081
I thought I might let you know
there's a suspicious woman
774
01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:22,779
lingering by a car out there.
775
01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,564
A suspicious woman?
776
01:15:26,478 --> 01:15:29,176
Trust me. Yeah.
She's legit.
777
01:15:31,048 --> 01:15:34,878
Okay. So, you're clearly
some kind of sex freak.
778
01:15:35,618 --> 01:15:38,185
But I am intrigued,
I'm not gonna lie.
779
01:15:38,838 --> 01:15:41,624
I'm serious.
Incredible body.
780
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:43,930
All right.
Full disclosure,
781
01:15:43,974 --> 01:15:45,671
I'm gonna put all my cards
on the table.
782
01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:48,761
I'm what's known in medical
circles as a titty-holic.
783
01:15:48,805 --> 01:15:49,805
All right?
784
01:15:50,371 --> 01:15:52,306
So, naturally my next questionto
you is does she, like...
785
01:15:52,330 --> 01:15:54,593
Let me stop you right there,
and say that if this woman
786
01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:55,942
were shopping for bras,
787
01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:57,826
she'd be found in the area
designated Double D.
788
01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:04,951
Okay, well, sir, I will just be right back.
789
01:16:04,995 --> 01:16:07,084
Give me a minute,
I'll go and investigate.
790
01:16:07,127 --> 01:16:08,927
- -I'll get
to the bottom of this.
791
01:16:09,173 --> 01:16:10,173
All right.
792
01:16:51,563 --> 01:16:54,087
Huh?
How do you like that shit,
793
01:16:54,522 --> 01:16:56,394
you limp-dicked fuckface?
794
01:16:56,437 --> 01:16:58,614
Really get
aggressive now. Really pull.
795
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,312
- Harder!
- Fuck you.
796
01:18:25,483 --> 01:18:26,484
Use the red one.
797
01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:33,072
Come on.
798
01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:34,900
Oh. So, you like that, huh?
799
01:19:37,381 --> 01:19:38,512
What did I say?
800
01:19:39,339 --> 01:19:41,689
This is private business.
Now, fuck off!
801
01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:45,345
Uh, listen, Precious,
my fight isn't with you.
802
01:19:45,389 --> 01:19:46,738
Agree to disagree.
803
01:19:58,054 --> 01:19:59,620
Hold him tight for me, Precious.
804
01:20:03,015 --> 01:20:07,890
Now, you are going to die here.
805
01:20:10,980 --> 01:20:12,764
And I'm going to L.A.
806
01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:15,898
So, do have any little message
for your mommy?
807
01:20:16,637 --> 01:20:17,943
Tell her I love her.
808
01:20:18,204 --> 01:20:20,772
I'm gonna
specifically tell her
809
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,426
that you don't love her.
810
01:20:23,253 --> 01:20:24,645
Bastard!
811
01:20:37,615 --> 01:20:39,573
Get...
812
01:20:39,617 --> 01:20:41,662
...fucking in!
813
01:20:47,146 --> 01:20:48,191
Oh, bugger.
814
01:20:48,234 --> 01:20:50,323
That was supposed to go
in your ear.
815
01:20:51,107 --> 01:20:53,152
- Sorry about that.
- Oh!
816
01:20:53,196 --> 01:20:55,633
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Ah, shit.
817
01:20:59,028 --> 01:21:01,030
Hey. No, no, no, no.
818
01:21:02,031 --> 01:21:03,119
Hey!
819
01:21:04,033 --> 01:21:05,512
I think you killed him.
820
01:21:06,905 --> 01:21:08,951
You killed him,
you big tonk twat.
821
01:21:08,994 --> 01:21:11,083
You just fuckin' squeezed
the life clean out of him.
822
01:21:11,127 --> 01:21:12,171
I watched you.
823
01:21:18,830 --> 01:21:20,092
Do you know something?
824
01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:23,835
Sod this fuckin'
sad-sack situation.
825
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,532
I'm out of here like Vladimir.
826
01:21:27,143 --> 01:21:29,449
You are a cold-blooded
psychopath.
827
01:21:30,842 --> 01:21:32,148
I'm a psychopath?
828
01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:36,456
You're a muscle-bound prozzie
who gets lonely men
829
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:38,763
into headlocks for cash!
830
01:21:38,806 --> 01:21:40,765
And let me tell you
something else, sweetheart,
831
01:21:40,808 --> 01:21:42,941
there's been this invention
called deodorant.
832
01:21:42,985 --> 01:21:45,465
You should try it sometime.
All right?
833
01:21:47,511 --> 01:21:48,512
Jesus!
834
01:21:53,778 --> 01:21:55,388
Oh, fuck.
835
01:22:00,698 --> 01:22:02,047
What the fuck?
836
01:22:04,702 --> 01:22:05,921
Fuck.
837
01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:20,196
♪ California, here I come ♪
838
01:22:20,544 --> 01:22:23,764
♪ Right back
where we started from ♪
839
01:22:23,808 --> 01:22:26,419
♪ I got that California itch ♪
840
01:22:26,463 --> 01:22:29,857
♪ I'm gonna kill your momma
and leave her in a ditch ♪
841
01:22:29,901 --> 01:22:31,511
Yeah.
842
01:22:31,555 --> 01:22:34,297
♪ Better go tell her
Jethro's coming for her ♪
843
01:22:38,257 --> 01:22:39,389
Yeah.
844
01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:44,718
I'm, like,
an accessory to murder.
845
01:22:44,742 --> 01:22:47,397
This is... Oh, shit.
846
01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:52,402
This is, like, oh...
It's, like, a life sentence.
847
01:22:58,756 --> 01:22:59,757
Hi.
848
01:24:57,657 --> 01:24:59,659
Listen very carefully, Norval.
849
01:25:00,530 --> 01:25:02,184
This is very important.
850
01:25:03,489 --> 01:25:05,796
So, it's vital
that you listen carefully.
851
01:25:06,275 --> 01:25:07,493
Right?
852
01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:10,148
Your mother is a prostitute.
853
01:25:11,410 --> 01:25:15,545
That's how your father met her.
He was a frequent flier.
854
01:25:18,243 --> 01:25:20,593
You think her name
is Jacqueline.
855
01:25:21,290 --> 01:25:23,118
But her real name is Annie.
856
01:25:24,075 --> 01:25:25,207
I fucked her.
857
01:25:26,033 --> 01:25:29,167
I fucked her in an abandoned
factory to be precise.
858
01:25:30,516 --> 01:25:32,170
But I lost my erection.
859
01:25:33,432 --> 01:25:35,173
Because from certain angles,
860
01:25:35,434 --> 01:25:37,828
she reminded me
of Michael Heseltine.
861
01:25:40,918 --> 01:25:42,311
Michael Heseltine...
862
01:25:43,747 --> 01:25:44,835
if you're wondering...
863
01:25:46,793 --> 01:25:50,057
is a British politician
from the 1980s.
864
01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:16,171
Arthur!
865
01:26:53,991 --> 01:26:57,647
Dear Son.
It's me, your Dad.
866
01:26:58,430 --> 01:27:00,302
It's been a while, hasn't it?
867
01:27:00,998 --> 01:27:03,696
It's fair to say, I've not
been the world's best father.
868
01:27:05,132 --> 01:27:06,960
In fact, if someone
were to accuse me
869
01:27:07,004 --> 01:27:09,485
of being a shit excuse for one, well...
870
01:27:10,355 --> 01:27:12,836
I wouldn't have much of
a defense, would I?
871
01:27:13,706 --> 01:27:16,361
But I want that to change.
872
01:27:18,798 --> 01:27:20,757
Maybe you'd rather shit
a razor blade
873
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:23,020
than have your old man
back in your life.
874
01:27:24,195 --> 01:27:27,851
But if not, here's where you can find me.
875
01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,204
I hope to see you soon, son.
876
01:27:34,597 --> 01:27:36,033
And I hope you can find it
877
01:27:36,076 --> 01:27:37,991
in your heart
to forgive your old man.
878
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:42,257
With love, always, your father.
879
01:28:31,218 --> 01:28:33,046
I have to tell you something.
880
01:28:37,355 --> 01:28:39,357
But I'm afraid it makes me sound
881
01:28:39,401 --> 01:28:40,663
like a bad person.
882
01:28:55,286 --> 01:28:57,723
I never let Mom get over you.
883
01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:11,128
Every man that came along,
884
01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:13,957
I drove them away.
885
01:29:20,964 --> 01:29:25,403
She had so many chances
to be happy.
886
01:29:29,799 --> 01:29:31,453
And I never let her.
887
01:29:38,329 --> 01:29:40,331
I always thought
you'd come back.
888
01:29:43,334 --> 01:29:45,728
And then we'd pick up
where we left off.
889
01:29:56,478 --> 01:29:58,349
Why did you write to me?
890
01:30:09,491 --> 01:30:10,535
Dad?
891
01:30:13,756 --> 01:30:15,801
Why... why did you write to me?
892
01:35:14,883 --> 01:35:16,101
Fuck this shit!
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