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[MEN'S CHORUS]
* OHH-OHH *
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* OHH-OHH-OHH *
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* AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH *
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* AH-AH-AH-AH-AH *
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* OHH... **
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IT'S 7 A.M., CHILDREN,
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AND YOU'RE LISTENING
TO RADIO FREE HARVARD
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ON A CHILLY
NOVEMBER MORNING.
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YOU'RE AT THE GREATEST
UNIVERSITY ON EARTH,
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU'RE IN
OVER YOUR HEAD.
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YOU'RE DROWNING,
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ESPECIALLY YOU SENIORS.
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ONLY 150 DAYS BEFORE
YOUR THESIS IS DUE
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AND THE POWERS THAT BE
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DECIDE WHETHER YOU'RE
DESTINED FOR GREATNESS
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OR MEDIOCRITY.
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I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.
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DO I REALLY BELONG HERE?
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PROBABLY NOT.
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BUT DON'T GIVE IN.
DON'T GIVE UP.
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ARISE, FAIR HARVARD.
ARISE.
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YOU, TOO,
CAN RULE THE WORLD.
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YOU JUST HAVE TO CRUSH
EVERYONE ELSE FIRST.
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A LITTLE CRUSHING
MUSIC, MAESTRO.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
LET'S GO!
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KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING.
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KEEP UP THE PACE!
NICE AND NEAT!
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WHOO!
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IGNORE HIM!
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MOVE IT. LET'S GO!
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WHOO-HOO!
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VERY FUNNY, MONTY.
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NOW HERE'S SOMETHING
TO CROW ABOUT.
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[ROOSTER CROWS]
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I'VE GOT A GREAT COCK,
DON'T I?
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LAST NIGHT
A RADCLIFFE SOPHOMORE
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SAW A GHOST LOOKING
REMARKABLY LIKE WALT WHITMAN
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IN WIDENER LIBRARY.
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AMERICA'S GREATEST POET
HAUNTING THE STACKS, EH?
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WELL, THE CLIFFIE IS UNDERGOING
SOME INTENSE DEBRIEFING
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BY THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT.
THEY BETTER HURRY.
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WEATHER TELLS US
THAT 10 INCHES
OF THE WHITE SHROUD
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IS SCHEDULED FOR TONIGHT.
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I'M EVERETT CALLOWAY.
NOW YOU HEAR ME...
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NOW YOU...
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YOUR FATHER CALLED
AND WANTS YOU
TO CALL HIM BACK.
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WHAT'S UP
WITH FATHER?
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MARRYING MY SISTER,
PERHAPS?
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HE MUMBLED SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR BEING
OVERDRAWN...
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AGAIN.
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I THOUGHT
HE WAS A PATRIOT.
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DOESN'T HE BELIEVE
IN DEFICIT SPENDING?
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LORD MONTAGUE,
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YOU'RE LOOKING VERY GRIM
AND FORMAL THIS MORNING.
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TRYING TO PASS
FOR A YALIE?
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I GOT A MEETING
WITH PITKANNAN.
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OH, NO. NOT
ABOUT THE THESIS.
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FEELING CONFIDENT?
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FEELING NAUSEOUS.
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LOOK AT THIS ONE HERE.
LOOK AT HER.
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OH, GOD.
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HI.
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I KNOW HER.
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I'VE BEEN WITH HER.
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FIRST PARAGRAPH,
MR. KESSLER.
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LET'S HEAR IT.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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CHAPTER ONE...
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FROM MEMORY?
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YES, SIR.
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I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
THAT DENOTES HARD WORK
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OR UNSEEMLY VANITY.
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STAND UP.
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STAND UP?
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I LIKE
A SUBSTANTIAL TARGET.
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CHAPTER ONE...
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THE BOTTOMLESS WELL
OF NEED.
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THE NOBLE AND AMBITIOUS
ASSUMPTION
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OF THE GOVERNMENT
OF THE UNITED STATES
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IS THAT THE NEEDS
OF A DIVERSE POPULATION
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CAN BE FULFILLED.
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THE DREAM OF A MELTING POT
HAS BECOME A CAULDRON
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OF INFLEXIBLE MINORITIES
AND THE HOPELESSLY
UNEMPLOYABLE.
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THE SOLUTION IS
TO LEAVE THE COMPLEXITIES
OF MODERN GOVERNMENT
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TO THE POLITICAL EXPERT--
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[SNIFF SNIFF]
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AND TO RETHINK
OUR NAIVE FAITH
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IN THE WISDOM
OF THE PEOPLE.
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A GOOD BEGINNING.
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LEAVE YOUR CHAPTER.
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IF THE REST
OF YOUR THESIS
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IS AS INTELLIGENT
AS YOU ARE,
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YOU ARE CERTAIN
TO GRADUATE
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SUMMA CUM LAUDE.
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AND THAT WILL BE
THE BEGINNING
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OF A BRILLIANT CAREER.
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THANK YOU,
PROFESSOR PITKANNAN.
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DO YOU THINK HELGA
IS A VOLUPTUOUS
SAINT-EMILION
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OR A BUTTERY CHARDONNAY?
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YOU MEAN HELGA
WITH THE COILS,
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WORKS OVER
AT KINKO COPY?
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[BROOKLYN ACCENT]
YEAH, DAT'S HER.
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WHADDYA THINK?
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WHAT DO I THINK?
BUD LITE.
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IT'S NOT FUNNY.
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MONTY. I'D
APPRECIATE IT
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IF YOU WOULDN'T
START YOUR DAY
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BY DEMORALIZING
MY CREW.
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COURTNEY, YOU'RE JUST
NOT A LEADER OF MEN.
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VERY FUNNY.
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THEN BE A MODEL.
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HEY,
HEY, HEY.
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MONTY, HOW'D IT GO?
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HOW DID WHAT GO?
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THE BIG MEETING
WITH THE GOD
OF YOUR IDOLATRY.
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PITKANNAN.
IT WENT GREAT.
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RAH.
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YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN
FOR FIVE SECONDS?
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THE BEST NEVER
REST, JEFF.
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I HATE HIM.
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HE IS A TAD COMPULSIVE.
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HE HAS TO BE.
HARVARD'S NOT
HIS INHERITANCE.
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IT'S TRUE. HARVARD
DOESN'T HAVE ANY
STANDARDS LEFT.
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THEY LET IN
ANYONE WHO'S BRIGHT.
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I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
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OH, YEAH.
THE POOR GUY'S THE PET
OF A NOBEL LAUREATE.
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PITKANNAN SPENDS
MORE TIME ON NIGHTLINE
THAN IN LECTURE HALLS.
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HE'S A CELEBRITY,
NOT AN INTELLECTUAL.
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HE'LL STILL GET MONTY
INTO GRADUATE SCHOOL
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AND SET HIM UP FOR LIFE.
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SOUNDS LIKE
A DEATH SENTENCE.
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
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OH, SHIT.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO.
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NO. NO.
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NO!
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MONTY!
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YOUR HARD DRIVE
IS FRIED.
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O.K.
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YOU'VE DONE
10 CHAPTERS ALREADY?
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I'M GOING
TO GET XEROXES.
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JUST WAIT TILL MORNING.
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IT'S MY ONLY COPY.
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YOU'RE AFRAID
SOMEONE'S GOING TO
BREAK IN AND STEAL IT?
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I CAN'T TAKE CHANCES.
THIS IS MY LIFE.
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IT'S NOT YOUR LIFE.
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I'M GOING WITH HIM.
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GOOD.
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MONTY, WAIT UP!
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I DIDN'T ASK YOU
TO TAG ALONG.
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YOU'RE WELCOME,
YOU BASTARD.
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YOU JUST CAN'T
KEEP UP WITH ME.
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[LAUGHING]
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AW, MONTY.
ARE YOU O.K.?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, GOOD.
IT'S DOWN THERE.
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IN THE BOILER ROOM?
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I GOT TO GET
INTO WIDENER.
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IT'S CLOSED.
WAIT TILL MORNING.
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I CAN'T WAIT--OHH.
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YOU'RE HURT.
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MONTY...WOULD YOU
LIKE MY HELP GETTING IN?
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YES.
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SINCE YOU ASKED
SO NICELY...
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COME ON.
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THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR?
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YES. I KNOW THE GUARD.
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HI, CHUCK.
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IT'S KIND OF LATE.
YOU O.K.?
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YEAH. I WAS HERE
EARLIER,
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AND I THINK
I MISPLACED MY WALLET.
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DID ANYONE TURN IT IN?
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I DON'T REMEMBER
ANYBODY BRINGING IN
A WALLET,
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BUT LET ME
TAKE A LOOK.
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OH, I FOUND
A HAT HERE
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AND, UH, A SCARF.
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I GOT A BANANA.
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WHAT COLOR
WAS THAT WALLET?
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UM, IT WAS GREEN.
ALLIGATOR GREEN.
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ALLIGATOR GREEN. WELL,
THAT'S KIND OF SPIFFY. HEH.
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[HISS]
OW!
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[COUGHS]
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NO! NO!
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HEY! STOP.
I'M JUST A STUDENT!
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HEY, WILL YOU JUST
CALM DOWN? OW!
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AH!
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IT'S MINE.
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THAT'S ALL I WANT.
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IT'S IMPORTANT.
IT BELONGS TO ME.
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FINDERS, KEEPERS.
LOSERS, WEEPERS.
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DON'T YOU KNOCK
BEFORE COMING
INTO SOMEONE'S HOME?
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IT'S NOT WORTH ANYTHING.
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THEN WHY
WOULD YOU WANT IT?
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O.K., HOW MUCH?
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I'VE GOT A CHECK.
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00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,666
IS IT CERTIFIED?
HOW ABOUT A CD?
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I NEED SOMETHING
I CAN CHEW, KID.
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O.K. YOU WANT FOOD?
I'LL BRING YOU SOME.
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THEN YOU GIVE ME THAT.
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WHAT SIZE UNDERPANTS
YOU WEAR?
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EXCUSE ME?
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00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,948
WHAT SIZE
ARE YOUR UNDERPANTS?
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I'LL BRING YOU
SOME UNDERPANTS.
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JUST DON'T BURN
ANY MORE PAGES.
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I'LL BRING UNDERPANTS,
YOU GIVE MY THESIS BACK.
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IS THAT WHAT THIS
PIECE OF SHIT'S
SUPPOSED TO BE?
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WHAT'S IT SUPPOSED
TO BE ON, HARVARD?
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GOVERNMENT.
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GOVERNMENT? I DIDN'T
RECOGNIZE YOU.
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YOU'RE DAN QUAYLE.
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YOU CAME BACK TO FINISH
YOUR EDUCATION,
HUH, BOY?
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YOU STUDY GOVERNMENT,
SO THIS SHOULD BE EASY.
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YOU WANT SOMETHING?
I NEED SOMETHING.
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GO GET ME
A GLAZED DOUGHNUT.
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A GLAZED DOUGHNUT.
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MAKE SURE THE GLAZE
IS NOT ALL BROKE.
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WHAT ABOUT
YOUR UNDERPANTS?
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WHAT ABOUT
MY UNDERPANTS?
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THE--
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CLEAN UNDERPANTS, TOO.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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FINE. GREAT.
GLAZED DOUGHNUT--
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PRISTINE
GLAZED DOUGHNUT.
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PRISTINE GLAZED DOUGHNUT
AND UNDERPANTS.
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WHAT DO I GET?
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FOR EACH THING
YOU GIVE,
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I'LL GIVE YOU
ONE THING.
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A CHAPTER.
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NO. A PAGE
IS A THING.
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A CHAPTER
IS A WHOLE LOT
OF THINGS.
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THERE ARE 88 PAGES
IN THAT THESIS.
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THERE ARE 83 PAGES NOW.
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I FOUND A WAY TO LIVE
THROUGH THE WINTER,
HARVARD.
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I HOPE YOU GOT IT,
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BECAUSE I JUST WENT
THROUGH TWO YEARS
OF LOST AND FOUND.
239
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,699
YOU DIDN'T GET IT?
240
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:47,935
OOH. AH!
241
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,171
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET YOU
TO THE INFIRMARY.
242
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,141
PERFECT.
243
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,477
THE GLAZE
IS ALMOST PERFECT.
244
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,846
THERE'S NO POINT.
245
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,247
I'M CALLING
THE UNIVERSITY COPS.
246
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,715
LET'S NEGOTIATE.
HOW MUCH CASH
DO WE HAVE?
247
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:03,851
CAN'T EAT MONEY.
248
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,352
DOESN'T MONEY BUY FOOD?
249
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,186
HELGA...
250
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,787
YOU'RE BRILLIANT.
I LOVE YOU.
251
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,289
HE'S PROBABLY
SCHIZOPHRENIC.
252
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,425
MOST OF THE HOMELESS
ARE SCHIZOPHRENICS
OFF MEDICATION.
253
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,726
I HAVE 50 ON ME.
254
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,129
I NEED THE MONEY
TO FIX THE COMPUTER.
255
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,131
IF I CONVINCE
MY ESTEEMED FATHER
256
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,133
THAT THE MONEY
ISN'T FOR ME, MAYBE--
257
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,601
EVERETT,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
258
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:25,105
THIS GUY COULD BE
USING MY THESIS
FOR TOILET PAPER.
259
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,107
HE COULD BE EATING IT.
260
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,909
HE HAS NO RESPECT
FOR HIMSELF,
261
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,278
MUCH LESS FOR WHAT
I'M STRUGGLING TO DO.
262
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:34,281
HE LIKED TORMENTING ME.
HE WANTS ME TO FAIL.
263
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,383
PITKANNAN ADVISED
BILL RAPP LAST YEAR.
264
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,285
HE DROPPED HIM
JUST BEFORE DEADLINE
265
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,520
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T
HAVE A ROUGH DRAFT.
266
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,354
OH, GOD.
267
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,290
YOU NEED REST.
GET SOME SLEEP.
268
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,292
WE'LL GET A FRESH
DOUGHNUT TOMORROW.
269
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,495
I'M SURE HE DOESN'T
WANT YOU TO FAIL.
270
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,897
JUST REASON
WITH HIM.
271
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,299
DEAL WITH HIM
LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
272
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:55,302
I KNOW HE'S A HUMAN BEING.
I SMELLED HIM.
273
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,905
HE'S A WORTHLESS, STINKING,
FILTHY, USELESS HUMAN BEING.
274
00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:01,208
YEAH. HELLO. SECURITY?
275
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,113
WATCH YOUR STEP THERE.
276
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,616
YOU BUNCH
OF SCAVENGERS.
277
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:13,253
THANKS FOR
THE DOUGHNUT,
YOU LITTLE STOOLIE.
278
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,255
COME ON.
279
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,457
HEY, MONTY,
IS THAT HIM?
280
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,226
HE'S A LITTLE OLD MAN.
281
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:22,229
OFFICER, IT ISN'T HERE.
NOW WHERE IS IT?
282
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:26,033
IT'S NOT DOWN THERE,
AND IT'S NOT ON HIM.
283
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,535
[GAVEL POUNDS]
284
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,838
YOU'VE ALL BEEN
IN VIOLATION
285
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,240
OF CAMBRIDGE
CITY ORDINANCES
286
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,842
AND ARE CHARGED
WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION
287
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,210
AND/OR VAGRANCY
AND/OR PANHANDLING.
288
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,846
IF YOU PLEAD GUILTY,
PLEASE SIT DOWN.
289
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:43,050
IF YOU PLEAD NOT GUILTY,
STEP FORWARD.
290
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,818
NAME?
291
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,220
SIMON B. WILDER, JUDGE.
292
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:51,058
AS A TAXPAYER, I'D LIKE
TO REQUEST A TRIAL BY JURY.
293
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,961
AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU PAID TAXES?
294
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,828
THREE TIMES
JUST LAST WEEK.
295
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,364
YOU PAID TAXES THREE TIMES?
296
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,531
YES, SIR.
297
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:02,102
THERE'S A FEDERAL, STATE,
AND COUNTY TAX ON WINE.
298
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,906
MR. WILDER, THE COURT
CONCEDES THAT YOU HAVE
299
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,308
PAID VARIOUS TAXES.
300
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,378
NEVERTHELESS, A JURY TRIAL
IS NOT CALLED FOR.
301
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,380
THE CHARGES OF PUBLIC
DRUNKENNESS,
302
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,115
TRESPASSING, AND VAGRANCY
STILL STAND.
303
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,716
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
304
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:17,985
NOT GUILTY.
305
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,320
YOU WERE FOUND LIVING
IN AN OLD FURNACE ROOM
306
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,922
UNDER WIDENER LIBRARY ON
THE HARVARD COLLEGE CAMPUS.
307
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,224
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
308
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,793
HARVARD UNIVERSITY
IS A LAND-GRANT SCHOOL.
309
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,562
CONSTITUTIONALLY,
I WAS LIVING
ON PUBLIC GROUNDS.
310
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,165
I'LL DROP THE CHARGE
OF TRESPASSING,
311
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,968
BUT YOUR BREATHALYZER TEST
SHOWED YOU WERE DRUNK
312
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,403
WHEN YOU WERE ARRESTED.
313
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,172
AT MY ARREST,
I WAS NEITHER
DRIVING AN AUTOMOBILE
314
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,374
OR OPERATING
HEAVY FARM EQUIPMENT.
315
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,443
I WAS READING.
I'M PAST
THE DRINKING AGE.
316
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,179
IF I DRINK TO KILL
THE WINTER CHILL,
317
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,680
IT'S NOT A CRIME.
318
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,184
IF IT WERE, EVERY FAN
AT A HARVARD/YALE
FOOTBALL GAME
319
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,420
WOULD BE BEHIND BARS.
COME ON!
320
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,222
[GAVEL POUNDS]
321
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,956
BE CAREFUL, MR. WILDER.
322
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,558
YOU'RE COMING
DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
323
00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,759
TO CONTEMPT OF COURT.
324
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,862
I'LL DROP THE CHARGES
OF PUBLIC INTOXICATION.
325
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,264
THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
326
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,865
YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN
AND A SCHOLAR.
327
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,201
I KNEW WE'D
HIT IT OFF FAMOUSLY.
328
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,203
WHEN I HEARD
THAT PHONY ACCENT,
329
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,006
I THOUGHT HE WAS
GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE.
330
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,374
JUST GOES TO SHOW--
331
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,010
THAT'S IT, MR. WILDER.
I'M HOLDING YOU IN CONTEMPT.
332
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,411
$50 OR 50 DAYS.
333
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,413
YOU'LL BE HEARING
FROM ALAN DERSHOWITZ.
334
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,815
LET'S SEE HOW
YOU DO WITH HIM!
335
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,151
MAY I PAY THAT FINE?
336
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,419
ARE YOU RELATED
TO MR. WILDER?
337
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,621
NO, SIR.
I'M A HARVARD STUDENT.
338
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,856
I'M WRITING MY THESIS,
339
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,858
AND I NEED
MR. WILDER'S HELP.
340
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,660
THIS YOUNG MAN
WILL PAY THE FINE,
341
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,829
PROVIDED HE GETS MR. WILDER
OUT OF MY SIGHT.
342
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,231
NEXT CASE, PLEASE.
343
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,467
DON'T ASK HIM
FOR A GLAZED DOUGHNUT.
344
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,135
[LAUGHTER]
345
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,078
EXCUSE ME, MISS.
346
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,080
CAN I BORROW YOUR QUARTER?
347
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,782
I'D LIKE TO GET
THE MORNING PAPER.
348
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,384
THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
349
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,853
YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREATEST
NATION IN THE WORLD IS,
DON'T YOU?
350
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,755
I HOPE IT'S THE USA.
351
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,157
WRONG. IT'S DO-NATION.
352
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,758
HERE YOU GO.
353
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,560
THAT'S FOR BEING
SO GENEROUS.
354
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,263
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
FOR YOUR FRIENDS?
355
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,864
NO. ONE'S FINE.
THANKS.
356
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,266
THANK YOU.
BYE, SWEETHEART.
357
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,035
MR. WILDER, I HAVE
A BUSINESS PROPOSITION.
358
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,337
I THINK THAT--
359
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,939
BUY THE BOSTON HERALD
OVER HERE!
360
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,341
ONLY 25 CENTS!
361
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,277
GET YOUR PAPER
OVER HERE.
ONLY 25 CENTS!
362
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,878
READ ALL ABOUT IT.
363
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,280
CLARENCE THOMAS
WINS APPOINTMENT.
364
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,882
MOVES IN ON TOP
OF HILL.
365
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,751
I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE.
366
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,020
LET ME
CHECK THAT OUT.
367
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,021
25 CENTS.
368
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,623
IT'S ON PAGE FIVE.
369
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,024
I BAILED YOU OUT.
370
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,627
I THINK THAT ENTITLES ME
TO A CONVERSATION.
371
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,028
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
372
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,631
HARVARD STUDENT
DIES IN FREAK ACCIDENT!
373
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,433
CRUSHED BY GIANT EGO.
374
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,969
I'LL TAKE THE REST.
HERE'S 5 BUCKS.
375
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,972
WHAT DO YOU SEE
WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME?
376
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,073
A MAN.
377
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,109
YOU SEE A PIECE
OF SHIT, HARVARD.
378
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,311
I SEE A MAN
WHO NEEDS A HOME.
379
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,914
I HAD A HOME. I HAD
A WARM PLACE TO SLEEP...
380
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,916
17 BATHROOMS
AND 8 MILES OF BOOKS.
381
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,918
I HAD A GODDAMN PALACE.
382
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,720
YOU KNOW WHY
I NEED A HOME?
383
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,122
'CAUSE OF YOU.
384
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,191
'CAUSE WHEN YOU
LOOKED AT ME,
385
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,460
YOU DIDN'T SEE A MAN.
386
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,801
WELL?
387
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,177
WHAT'S THAT?
388
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,745
A HOUSE.
389
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,216
I'D PREFER THAT.
390
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,217
IT'S FULL.
391
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,819
IT'S THE BEST
I CAN DO.
392
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,358
MY ROOMMATE BOZ
CRACKED UP
TWO MONTHS AGO
393
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,759
AND QUIT SCHOOL.
394
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:47,960
THIS IS HIS STUFF.
395
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,562
WHERE IS HE NOW?
396
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,363
BALI.
397
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,365
BALI? I'VE BEEN THERE.
398
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,966
MERCHANT MARINES.
399
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,203
SWAB THE DECKS
AND SEE THE WORLD.
400
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,070
JUST DON'T BREATHE
IN THE ENGINE ROOM.
401
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,340
WELL, ALL THIS
COMFORT CAN BE YOURS
402
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,941
FOR JUST
ONE SENIOR THESIS.
403
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,243
FOR EACH NIGHT'S LODGING,
404
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,411
ONE PAGE.
405
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,613
LOOK, I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND.
406
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,482
THIS IS NINE MONTHS
OF MY WORK.
407
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,484
GIVE ME
ALL THE PAGES NOW,
408
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,386
AND YOU CAN STAY
UNTIL SPRING.
409
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,654
YOU HAVE MY WORD.
410
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,624
YOUR WORD, HARVARD?
SURELY, YE JEST.
411
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,227
DID YOU FORGET
ABOUT OUR ORIGINAL DEAL?
412
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,229
ONE THING FOR ONE THING.
413
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,630
GET A LITTLE CREATIVE,
414
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,633
YOU'LL HAVE ME OUT
IN NO TIME.
415
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,436
BY THE WAY,
416
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,404
I'LL NEED SOMETHING
DECENT TO READ.
417
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,506
TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT
FROM THE LIBRARY.
418
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,108
WELL, I WAS READING
GERMINAL BY ZOLA
419
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,511
TILL I WAS
SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED.
420
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,913
YOU'LL HAVE IT
BY TOMORROW.
421
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,982
BOY, OH, BOY.
422
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,384
WHERE YOU GOING?
423
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,253
GOT TO GET
DINNER, HARVARD.
424
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,255
MY ROOMMATES
ARE COOKING DINNER.
425
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,223
I'LL GET YOU SOME.
426
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,824
WAIT A MINUTE.
427
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,226
WHAT ARE THEY HAVING?
428
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,295
WHAT ARE THEY HAVING?
429
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,000
HELLO, SPEEDY.
430
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,602
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
431
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,004
THAT GOOD, HUH?
432
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,239
CHECK THAT FOR YOU?
433
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,507
MR. ONE-CRUTCH
MAN!
434
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,876
DIDN'T THE DOCTOR SAY
TO USE BOTH CRUTCHES?
435
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,278
I ONLY NEED ONE.
436
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,280
DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE EVEN AFRAID
437
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,282
TO DEPEND ON
INANIMATE OBJECTS.
438
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,284
ANYONE MIND
IF I HAVE SECONDS?
439
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,286
I'LL KICK IN EXTRA
FOR GROCERIES.
440
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,288
YOU STILL OWE
FOR LAST WEEK.
441
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,291
I'M GOOD FOR IT.
CAN YOU GET THE DOOR?
442
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,693
ARE YOU DINING
ON THE TERRACE
THIS EVENING?
443
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,929
* YOU WERE IN MY TIME *
444
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,199
* YOU WERE DRIVING
CIRCLES *
445
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,234
* AROUND ME... **
446
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,504
THIS MEET
YOUR STANDARDS?
447
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,941
WHEN DO I GET MY PAGE?
448
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:42,842
TOMORROW.
449
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:46,313
IF YOU EAT NOW,
I GET MY PAGE NOW.
450
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,315
IF YOU HAD
AN INSURANCE POLICY,
451
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,716
WOULD YOU
CARRY IT AROUND?
452
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,351
YOU'RE BEING
VERY UNREASONABLE.
453
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,186
HOW DO I KNOW
YOU DIDN'T BURN IT?
454
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,588
YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?
455
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,325
NO, HARVARD.
I THINK YOU'RE A LOSER.
456
00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,659
[DOOR CLOSES]
457
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,795
OH, HI.
458
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,499
FINE.
459
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,535
TOMORROW THEN. FINE.
460
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:16,208
WHAT IF MY PARENTS
PULL A SURPRISE
WEEKEND VISIT?
461
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,011
MY MOM WOULD HAVE
A HEART ATTACK.
462
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,214
I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
463
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,616
A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE
464
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,618
IF YOU'D ASKED
JEFF'S MOTHER FIRST?
465
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,354
DON'T LECTURE ME
ABOUT CONSIDERATION.
466
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,588
YOU KEEP A ROOSTER.
467
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,491
MY COCK IS A LOT CLEANER
THAN YOUR BUM.
468
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,360
WE'RE COMPARING
COCKS AND BUMS?
469
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,027
IS THIS INSIDE
MACHO TALK?
470
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,730
THE ROOSTER
IS THE CENTERPIECE
OF MY RADIO SHOW.
471
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,633
FINE. THE BUM
IS THE CENTERPIECE
OF MY LIFE.
472
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,635
DOES ANYBODY
HAVE A RAZOR?
473
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,271
MY LEGS ARE
TURNING INTO
CHRISTMAS TREES.
474
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,640
COURTNEY! EWWW.
475
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,109
COME ON.
WE'RE ALL GUYS HERE.
476
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,243
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
477
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,645
I GOT A DATE.
478
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:56,215
PROMISED JONATHAN
I'D MAKE UP
WITH HIM AGAIN.
479
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,784
JONATHAN. THE FACE.
480
00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,820
HE'S MORE THAN THAT.
HE'S ALSO A GREAT BODY.
481
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,490
JESUS, COURTNEY.
COULD WE NOT TALK
482
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,791
ABOUT SEX RIGHT NOW?
483
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,394
JEFF, YOU FORGOT TO TAKE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND HOME,
484
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,528
SO I DEFLATED HER.
485
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,896
[MONTY]
TAKE MY BLADE.
486
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:10,797
THANKS.
487
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:14,000
REMEMBER, IF YOU
TIRE OF THE FACE,
488
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,868
HELGA'S
GOT A BROTHER.
489
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,506
HOW'S THE VIEW?
490
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,709
THIS ISN'T
GOING TO WORK.
491
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,311
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS
SINCE JUNIOR YEAR.
492
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,313
I'M NOT GOING
TO START AGAIN
493
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,682
BECAUSE SOME BUM
WANTS TO HOLD IT HOSTAGE.
494
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,852
I'LL TALK HIM INTO
GIVING ME THE WHOLE THING.
495
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,388
YOU'VE BEEN GREAT
AT TALKING HIM
INTO THINGS.
496
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,557
YOU SAID
HE WANTS A HOME.
497
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,426
EVERETT,
I'LL HANDLE IT, O.K.?
498
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,493
O.K., JEFF?
499
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,629
I'LL HAVE HIM OUT
IN A FEW DAYS.
500
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,130
CUT ME SOME SLACK.
501
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,832
[COURTNEY]
MONTY!
502
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:46,633
MONTY!
503
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,468
KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
504
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:52,238
MONTY. MONTY.
505
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,506
GO GET HER, MONTY.
506
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,575
GO GET HER!
507
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:58,244
I THINK WE SHOULD
CALL YOUR MOTHER.
508
00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,846
[SHOWER RUNNING]
509
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,251
HE'S GOING TO FREEZE
OUT THERE.
510
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:06,886
GIVE HIM MY EXTRA BLANKETS.
511
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,489
I DON'T WANT HIM
TO BE TOO COMFORTABLE.
512
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,857
HE COULD DIE.
513
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:11,924
NO SUCH LUCK.
514
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,527
YOU'RE NOT REALLY
LIKE THIS, ARE YOU?
515
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,129
TELL ME THIS HARD-HEARTED
JERK ISN'T YOU.
516
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,230
GIVE UP ON ME.
517
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,499
I'M TIRED OF
DISAPPOINTING YOU.
518
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,267
THEN DO IT FOR YOURSELF.
519
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,970
YOU WANT TO BE
A HOT-SHIT DIPLOMAT.
520
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,371
SECRETARY OF STATE?
521
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:27,674
EVEN PITKANNAN
WOULD OFFER A HOSTILE POWER
522
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:29,375
BLANKETS
TO ESTABLISH GOOD WILL.
523
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,877
DON'T CUT YOURSELF.
524
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,684
I NEVER WANTED
TO BE A RAZOR
525
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,886
SO BAD IN MY LIFE.
526
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,400
HERE.
527
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,968
IT'S YOUR NAMESAKE'S WORK.
528
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,970
SOMEBODY SPOTTED YOU
IN THE LIBRARY,
529
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:01,373
THOUGHT YOU WERE
WALT WHITMAN'S GHOST.
530
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:02,575
BOO.
531
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,845
VAN'S ACTUALLY MINE,
YOU KNOW.
532
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,447
I LOANED MY EX-ROOMMATE
A SMALL FORTUNE...
533
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,716
AND HE FLED TO BALI.
534
00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,584
AND I GOT THE VAN.
535
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,219
WHY DON'T YOU SELL IT?
536
00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:14,453
THE ENGINE DOESN'T RUN.
537
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,490
SO FIX IT. WANT ME
TO DO IT FOR YOU?
538
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:18,991
ARE YOU A MECHANIC?
539
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,127
I'M A ZEN BUDDHIST.
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
540
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,330
HOW MANY
BOTTLES OF WINE
WOULD YOU GIVE ME
541
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,999
IF I FIXED IT?
542
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,001
SIX.
EIGHT.
543
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,537
EIGHT.
SEVEN.
544
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,204
O.K., NINE.
THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.
545
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,374
DIDN'T YOU USE TO RUN
A SAVINGS AND LOAN?
546
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,009
YOU'RE THINKING
OF MY FATHER.
547
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:40,212
LOOK, YOU WANT
A LITTLE SOMETHING
IN ADVANCE?
548
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,014
BOY, OH, BOY.
YOU MUST BE
549
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,517
ONE OF THE GREAT MINDS
OF YOUR GENERATION.
550
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:46,519
YOU GOT A CORKY SCREW?
551
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,954
[LAUGHING]
552
00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:26,619
HEY, BOY.
553
00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:29,188
HERE WE GO.
554
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,589
FOR LODGINGS AND MEALS,
555
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,992
AND TWO EXTRA
FOR THE BLANKET.
556
00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:33,793
THANKS.
557
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,194
THANKS A LOT,
558
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:39,165
BUT THE BLANKET WAS JUST,
YOU KNOW, GOODWILL.
559
00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,533
GIVE ME YOUR BOOKS.
I'LL CARRY THEM.
560
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,302
WHAT'S THAT GOING
TO COST ME?
561
00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:44,871
IT'S FOR
THE BLANKET, O.K.?
562
00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,073
YOU DIDN'T ASK
FOR THE BLANKET,
563
00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,975
SO THE BLANKET
DOESN'T COUNT.
564
00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,010
I APPRECIATED IT, O.K.?
565
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:54,847
WOULD YOU APPRECIATE IT
IF I CARRY YOUR BOOKS?
566
00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:00,352
BOY, OH, BOY,
WE'RE IN BUSINESS.
567
00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,892
COME ON, BOY.
568
00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:08,695
HIP IT UP, HOPPY.
LET'S GO.
569
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,799
HERE WE ARE,
BACK WHERE YOU FOUND ME.
570
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,200
DON'T REMIND ME.
571
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,403
I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO READ UPSTAIRS.
572
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:19,138
BET THE LIGHT'S BETTER.
573
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,891
GERMINAL, RIGHT?
574
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,963
THIS LIBRARY'S LIKE
A CHURCH, ISN'T IT?
575
00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:20,366
WHEN YOU WERE IN CHURCH,
YOU EVER LOOK UP SOMETIMES
576
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,368
AND WONDER WHAT PEOPLE
WERE PRAYING FOR?
577
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,971
DID SOMEONE DIE?
WAS SOMEONE JUST BORN?
578
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,973
LIBRARY'S LIKE THAT
FOR ME.
579
00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,608
SIR. SIR, YOU CAN'T
STAY HERE.
580
00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:31,010
IT'S O.K.
HE'S WITH ME.
581
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:33,579
HE'S PART OF
MY RESEARCH PROJECT.
582
00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:36,082
OH. I BEG YOUR PARDON.
583
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,421
WOMEN--AIN'T THEY PERFECT?
584
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:43,255
NOT ALWAYS.
585
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:44,991
YES, THEY ARE.
THEY'RE PERFECT.
586
00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,927
DON'T MATTER
IF THEY'RE SKINNY,
FAT, BLONDE, OR BLUE.
587
00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,830
IF A WOMAN'S WILLING
TO GIVE YOU HER LOVE,
588
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,832
IT'S THE GREATEST GIFT
IN THE WORLD.
589
00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,834
MAKES YOU TALLER,
MAKES YOU SMARTER,
590
00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:57,804
MAKES YOUR TEETH SHINE.
BOY, WOMEN ARE PERFECT.
591
00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,271
KEEP YOUR VOICE LOW.
592
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:01,707
PERFECT JOY
AND PERFECT ACHE.
593
00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:03,742
JOY WHEN YOU FIRST SEE 'EM,
594
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,744
ACHE WHEN YOU LEAVE 'EM.
595
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,746
JOY. ACHE. JOY. ACHE.
596
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,649
JOY-ACHE, JOY-ACHE,
JOY-ACHE, JOY-ACHE,
597
00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:11,650
JOY-ACHE, JOY-ACHE--
598
00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:12,651
SHH!
599
00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:13,786
IF YOU KEEP
YOUR VOICE LOW,
600
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:16,522
THEN YOU WOULDN'T
ATTRACT ATTENTION.
601
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,267
PSST.
602
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:34,140
I'LL GIVE YOU TWO PAGES
FOR A BATH.
603
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,243
UH, O.K.
604
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:40,012
LET ME GET
SOME WORK DONE.
605
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:02,534
WHY DID YOU SAY
I WAS A LOSER?
606
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:03,870
SHH!
607
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,171
TSK TSK TSK.
608
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:12,845
THE POT CALLING
THE KETTLE BLACK, HUH?
609
00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:17,316
I'M NOT A LOSER, HARVARD.
610
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,717
I'M A QUITTER.
611
00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:21,653
YOU TRY TOO HARD.
612
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,490
WINNERS FORGET
THEY'RE IN A RACE.
613
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,825
THEY JUST LOVE TO RUN.
614
00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:31,430
* MINE EYES HAVE SEEN
THE GLORY *
615
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:34,366
* OF THE COMING
OF THE LORD *
616
00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:35,367
EVERETT?
617
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:37,904
EVERETT?
618
00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,306
* GRAPES OF WRATH
ARE STORED-- *
619
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,475
* HE HAS LOOSENED UP
THE PANTIES *
620
00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:46,512
* OF THE LITTLE WHORE
NEXT DOOR *
621
00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:49,181
MONTY!
622
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:54,987
* HIS TRUTH IS
MARCHING ON **
623
00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:56,956
MONT--
624
00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:59,658
O.K., HE CANNOT STAY,
SO GET HIM OUT.
625
00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:01,060
WATER DOESN'T
COST ANYTHING.
626
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:03,062
I'LL BUY YOU
MORE BUBBLE BATH.
627
00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:06,065
DID YOU GIVE HIM A KEY
TO THE HOUSE?
628
00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:08,467
I SPENT THE DAY WITH HIM.
HE'S HARMLESS.
629
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:11,070
HE LIKES TO READ.
HE LIKES TO TALK.
630
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,072
I CANNOT TAKE THIS
RIGHT NOW.
631
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,474
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE
MED SCHOOL, O.K.?
632
00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:18,077
I MADE HARVARD.
I'M NOT MAKING
MED SCHOOL.
633
00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:19,678
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
634
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,948
I'VE GOT ONE PAGE
OF MY THESIS.
635
00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,682
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
636
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,084
I HEARD YOU PRINTING OUT.
637
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,286
SOUNDED LIKE
YOU HAD 50 PAGES.
638
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:28,220
BLANKS.
639
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,956
I PRINTED OUT BLANKS.
640
00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:32,824
I DIDN'T WANT
YOU GUYS TO KNOW.
641
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,326
JESUS, JEFF.
642
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:37,529
AND I THOUGHT
I WAS WOUND TIGHT.
643
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:40,732
GET HIM OUT.
I CANNOT WORK
WITH HIM AROUND.
644
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,734
WHAT IF MY MOM COMES?
645
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,136
O.K., O.K.
CALM DOWN.
646
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:46,138
YOU'RE STARTING TO
SOUND LIKE BOZ.
647
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:47,739
I'M NOTHING
LIKE BOZ.
648
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,141
WHO'S LIKE BOZ?
649
00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:51,710
I THOUGHT BOZ
WAS IN BALI,
BY GOLLY.
650
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,312
HE'S WEARING
MY ROBE.
651
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:54,113
[SNIFFS]
652
00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:55,847
AND IT SMELLS
TERRIFIC.
653
00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:58,250
I DID LEAVE CLOTHES
OUT FOR YOU.
654
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,252
I CAME DOWN
FOR A BEER.
655
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,788
I CAN'T GET DRESSED
WITHOUT A BEER.
656
00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:03,956
LITTLE QUIRK.
657
00:32:03,956 --> 00:32:06,158
MONTY, THIS IS TOTALLY
OUT OF CONTROL.
658
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:09,861
YOU WAKE UP
ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE BED?
659
00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:10,862
LOVER'S QUARREL?
660
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,264
MAYBE I SHOULD LEAVE.
661
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,266
WE'RE NOT LOVERS.
WE'RE ROOMMATES.
662
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,867
WE RESPECT
EACH OTHER'S SPACE.
663
00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:17,669
YOU RESPECT
EACH OTHER'S EMPTY AIR?
664
00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:20,272
THAT'S VERY PROFOUND
FOR HARVARD STUDENTS.
665
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,474
O.K., LET'S GO. COME ON.
666
00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:23,875
HEY, MY ROBE.
667
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:26,278
O.K. IF THAT'S HOW
YOU FEEL ABOUT IT,
668
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,247
DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU
WEARING MY THINGS.
669
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:30,782
JUST KEEP IT, O.K.?
670
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:31,883
THANK YOU.
671
00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:33,285
BOY, OH, BOY.
672
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,288
THERE'S ENTIRELY
TOO MUCH BICKERING
IN THIS HOUSE.
673
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,690
I DON'T KNOW
IF I COULD LIVE HERE.
674
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:41,893
I HOPE MY SUMMER PLACE
WILL BE READY SOON.
675
00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:44,463
THEN YOU'LL
PROBABLY MISS ME.
676
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,766
I KNOW, I KNOW.
I HAVE A PLAN.
677
00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:49,568
I'M TAKING HIM
TO SOCIAL SECURITY
678
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,703
AND GETTING HIM
DISABILITY BENEFITS.
679
00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:55,107
WELL, I EXPECT
YOU TO CLEAN
THE BATHTUB.
680
00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:58,510
NAME.
681
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,046
SIMON WILDER.
682
00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,447
WHO IS SIMON WILDER?
683
00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:02,848
HE IS.
HE IS.
684
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:04,883
CUT IT OUT.
HE IS.
685
00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:06,485
ARE YOU SIMON WILDER?
686
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,919
I USED TO BE.
687
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,421
D.O.B.?
688
00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:10,922
E-F-G-H-I-J.
689
00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:13,659
DATE OF BIRTH.
690
00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,061
WHEN WERE YOU BORN?
691
00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:17,063
WHEN THE MOON WAS FULL,
692
00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:19,298
I WAS ABANDONED
BY MY MOMMY.
693
00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:23,302
I WAS RAISED
BY A SHE-WOLF
IN A WYOMING CAVE.
694
00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:25,003
THIS WILL
GET YOU MONEY.
695
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,672
YOU NEED MONEY.
696
00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,340
I DON'T. YOU DO.
697
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:31,743
I'LL ASK AGAIN. DO YOU
HAVE EVIDENCE OF BIRTH?
698
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,145
I'M SITTING HERE,
AIN'T I?
699
00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,814
DO YOU THINK I HAPPENED
BY SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION?
700
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,216
HE'S NOT COOPERATING.
701
00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,418
WHAT STATE
WERE YOU BORN IN?
702
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,219
INFANCY.
703
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,953
I'M TRYING TO HELP.
704
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,955
YOU SEE THIS FACE,
LADY?
705
00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:45,224
MEMORIZE IT.
706
00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:48,260
SOME DAY THIS BOY'S
GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD.
707
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,596
IF HE'S UNCOOPERATIVE,
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
708
00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:53,499
I GUESS THAT'S
WHY YOU WORK HERE.
709
00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:56,335
CAN I HAVE ONE OF THESE
MUFFINS, LADY?
710
00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:57,869
NO!
711
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,271
I'M SORRY. UH, NO.
712
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,307
CAN'T EVEN GET
A MUFFIN.
713
00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:04,042
HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO GET CASH?
714
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,445
IF YOU PEOPLE ARE IN LINE
FOR MUFFINS,
715
00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:08,046
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.
716
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,682
THEY'RE NOT GIVING ANY OUT.
717
00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,952
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE MADE A DEAL.
718
00:34:13,952 --> 00:34:16,455
I WENT IN,
DIDN'T I?
719
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:17,889
WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE
720
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,059
WHETHER THE MONEY
COMES FROM ME
OR THE GOVERNMENT?
721
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,462
I GOT A GRIEVANCE
AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT.
722
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:25,931
YOU PAID
INTO THE SYSTEM.
723
00:34:25,931 --> 00:34:27,333
YOU SAID YOU WORKED--
724
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,235
SAILOR, LUMBERJACK,
SHORT-ORDER COOK.
725
00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:31,137
OR WAS THAT
ALL BULLSHIT?
726
00:34:31,137 --> 00:34:33,339
THERE YOU GO.
EXCUSE ME.
727
00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:41,247
WELL, WE GOING
TO THE MOVIE
OR WHAT?
728
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,849
A DEAL IS A DEAL,
HARVARD.
729
00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:56,795
* KINDA WOMAN *
730
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:59,798
* I'D GIVE YOU
MY ALL... *
731
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:02,401
HEY, EVERETT,
CAN I BORROW
SOME CONDOMS?
732
00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:06,004
NO, BUT YOU CAN HAVE SOME.
733
00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:07,005
ENDURANCE TEST?
734
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:09,040
MORE LIKE
A POP QUIZ.
735
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,009
OH, COURTNEY.
736
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,678
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
737
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:14,079
GOOD NIGHT, MONTY.
738
00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:15,681
ARE YOU EXPECTING
AN INVASION?
739
00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:18,284
I DON'T WANT TO BE
MURDERED IN MY BED.
740
00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:22,087
YOUR BED IS THE ONE PLACE
YOU'RE TOTALLY SAFE.
741
00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:23,555
JESUS.
742
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:31,497
ARE YOU GOING
TO WATCH HIM ALL NIGHT?
743
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,766
LOCKING THE GIRLFRIEND IN?
744
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,569
GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE ONES.
745
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:42,040
* HAPPINESS,
NO LONGER SAD *
746
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,210
* HAPPINESS *
747
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:47,513
* I'M GLAD **
748
00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:57,323
OW. OW.
749
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,724
GIVE ME SOME BOOKS.
750
00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:01,527
I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE
OF CARRYING MY OWN BOOKS,
751
00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:02,528
THANK YOU.
752
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,102
HERE.
753
00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,738
CHAPTER TWO.
754
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:13,939
I READ IT.
755
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:17,142
THAT STUFF IS REALLY
COMING OUT
THE WRONG END.
756
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:18,610
SORRY YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT.
757
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,812
THIS ISN'T JUST
SOME TERM PAPER.
758
00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,481
THIS IS MY LIFE.
759
00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:25,016
YOUR LIFE IS
A BUNCH OF PAPERS?
760
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:28,754
MY DREAM IS TO GET
INTO GOVERNMENT
AND HELP PEOPLE.
761
00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:32,358
YOU THINK THOSE IDEAS
ARE GOING
TO HELP PEOPLE?
762
00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:35,494
IT'S A BUNCH OF
PESSIMISTIC JUNK.
763
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,696
THAT'S NOT GOING
TO HELP.
764
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,097
THAT'S GIVING UP.
765
00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:40,499
THE BEST PROFESSOR HERE
766
00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:42,901
HAPPENS TO THINK
THAT THIS HAS PROMISE.
767
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:46,572
HIS OPINION, NOT YOURS.
THAT'S MY LIFE.
768
00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:49,375
WAIT A MINUTE, HARVARD.
769
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:51,977
LET ME SHOW YOU MY LIFE.
770
00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:59,451
THERE IT IS.
THAT'S MY LIFE.
771
00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:02,688
I GOT THIS ONE
ON A BEACH IN BALI.
772
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:05,291
BEST NIGHT'S SLEEP
I EVER HAD.
773
00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:08,994
YOU REMEMBER
ONE NIGHT OF SLEEP?
774
00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:11,263
THE LAST GOOD ONE I HAD.
775
00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:14,700
WHAT'S THIS SHINY WHITE ONE?
776
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:19,070
YEAH, THAT ONE.
WHAT'S THAT?
777
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,071
A WOMAN.
778
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,673
WHO WAS SHE?
779
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,542
THE ONE.
780
00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:27,513
MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
781
00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:30,416
HOW ABOUT THAT?
YOU'RE A ROMANTIC.
782
00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:33,352
ALL QUITTERS
ARE ROMANTIC, HARVARD.
783
00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,522
YEP.
784
00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:39,558
EACH STONE TELLS A STORY
THAT I WANT TO REMEMBER.
785
00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:43,061
ALL I DO--PUT THEM
IN MY HANDS, RUB THEM,
786
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,597
AND ABRACADABRA,
I'M BACK THERE.
787
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,801
GIVE ME YOUR BOOKS.
788
00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:01,747
TELL ME ABOUT THE WOMAN.
789
00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:02,748
I CAN'T.
790
00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:03,615
WHY NOT?
791
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,984
I'M NOT HOLDING
THE STONE.
792
00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:12,524
WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?
THERE'S A BENCH.
793
00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,196
I ACTUALLY COME HERE
SOMETIMES
794
00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:19,931
WHEN THE WEATHER'S WARM.
795
00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:20,732
YEAH.
796
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:22,133
IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
ISN'T IT?
797
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,937
I GOT A FRIEND,
SLEEPS ON THAT BENCH
OVER THERE.
798
00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:27,939
I LIKE TO STUDY OUTSIDE.
799
00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,741
STUDY? BOY, OH, BOY,
800
00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:31,743
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO YOU, ANYWAY,
HARVARD?
801
00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:34,746
DIDN'T YOUR FATHER
EVER PLAY BALL
WITH YOU?
802
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:37,148
LET'S GO,
IF WE WANT TO GET
SOMETHING TO EAT.
803
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,550
HEY, HEY, HEY.
804
00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:40,185
RELAX.
TAKE A BREATHER.
805
00:38:40,185 --> 00:38:41,720
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER
MY QUESTION.
806
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,822
DIDN'T HE EVER
PLAY WITH YOU?
807
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,758
MY PAST ISN'T PART
OF OUR DEAL.
808
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,193
OOH.
809
00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:49,861
EXCUSE ME.
810
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:57,035
YOU STILL DON'T THINK
I'M HUMAN, DO YOU?
811
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,442
THERE'S NOTHING
TO TELL, O.K.?
812
00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:05,844
MY FATHER LEFT
WHEN I WAS 5.
813
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,447
HE LEFT MY MOTHER
FOR ANOTHER WOMAN.
814
00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:11,450
HE HAD KIDS WITH HER.
WROTE ME ONCE A YEAR.
815
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:12,851
WHEN I GOT INTO HARVARD,
816
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,853
HE WROTE AND SAID
HOW PROUD HE WAS
817
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,155
AND SORRY
HE COULDN'T HELP
WITH TUITION.
818
00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:20,959
THAT WAS THE LAST
I HEARD FROM HIM
'CAUSE HE DIED.
819
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,396
MY MOM'S TERRIFIC.
820
00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:27,699
UNCLE BILL TOOK ME
TO LITTLE LEAGUE. O.K.?
821
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,501
O.K.
822
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,102
DOESN'T SOUND
TOO TOUGH.
823
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,103
WAS IT?
824
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,575
NO.
825
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:39,978
HOW ABOUT YOU?
826
00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,012
WHAT?
827
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:44,249
HOW LONG WERE YOU
IN THE MERCHANT MARINE?
828
00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:47,118
UM...NONE OF YOUR
GODDAMN BUSINESS.
829
00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:04,870
SO WHERE WERE YOU
BEFORE HARVARD?
830
00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:05,804
PRINCETON.
831
00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:08,273
I WAS HANGING OUT
WITH AL EINSTEIN.
832
00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,675
I KIND OF INSPIRED HIM.
833
00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:11,677
HE GOT STUCK
ON SOME FORMULA.
834
00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:14,079
I TOLD HIM,
"YOU GOT A STEADY JOB,
835
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:16,682
"YOUR WIFE LOVES YOU.
DON'T MAKE YOURSELF CRAZY.
836
00:40:16,682 --> 00:40:17,883
EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE."
837
00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:50,315
THERE YOU ARE,
MR. FUEL PUMP.
838
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:51,917
GOOD AS NEW.
839
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,856
JUST IN TIME.
BREAKFAST.
840
00:40:57,856 --> 00:41:00,458
THERE YOU GO, BOY.
ONE PAGE.
841
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,060
WHAT IS THIS?
842
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:02,861
OATMEAL.
843
00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:05,330
ROUGHAGE.
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
844
00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:07,198
GOOD FOR A HORSE.
845
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,601
GIVE ME THAT
PAGE BACK. HERE.
846
00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:11,202
EAT UP, SIMON.
847
00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:14,072
GOT A BIG SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
848
00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,874
OUR FOUNDING FATHERS,
849
00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:18,744
OR TO BE
POLITICALLY CORRECT,
850
00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:22,347
OUR FOUNDING PARENTS,
851
00:41:22,347 --> 00:41:25,483
DESIGNED THE CONSTITUTION
TO PREVENT THE PRESIDENCY
852
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,954
FROM BECOMING ANOTHER FORM
OF TYRANNY,
853
00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:32,357
AN ELECTED KING.
854
00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:35,393
WELL, DID THEY SUCCEED?
855
00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:36,995
I SMELL AN AMBUSH.
856
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,129
MISS MOORE,
857
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:39,731
YOU HAVE AN ANSWER.
858
00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:45,503
THE PRESIDENT IS NOT
AN ELECTED KING.
859
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:46,938
INDEED.
860
00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:49,608
COULD THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES,
861
00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:52,410
WITHOUT CONSULTING
THOSE HE GOVERNS,
862
00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:55,847
MORE OR LESS DESTROY
THE ENTIRE WORLD?
863
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,316
WELL, I GUESS HE COULD.
864
00:41:58,316 --> 00:41:59,718
YOU GUESS HE COULD.
865
00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:01,720
COULD JULIUS CAESAR
HAVE DONE THAT?
866
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,721
COULD NAPOLEON?
867
00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:05,724
COULD ADOLF HITLER?
868
00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,058
BUT THEY TRIED TO.
869
00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,527
AREN'T YOU MAKING
A FALSE ANALOGY?
870
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,463
OH, THIS IS
MY LUCKY DAY.
871
00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:13,865
I ASK A QUESTION,
872
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,935
AND I GET A QUESTION
IN RESPONSE.
873
00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:20,138
YOU DO BELONG IN
GOVERNMENT, MY DEAR.
874
00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:21,539
SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
875
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,275
NOW DOES ANYONE HAVE
AN ANSWER FOR ME
876
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:25,677
INSTEAD OF A QUIZ?
877
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:27,278
DON'T BE A HERO, BOY.
878
00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:29,147
MR. KESSLER.
879
00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:30,148
YOUR THOUGHTS.
880
00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:33,151
THE PRESIDENT CAN'T BOMB
WITHOUT REASON.
881
00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:34,552
HE HAS A REASON.
882
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,823
HE THINKS WE NEED
MORE PARKING SPACES.
883
00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:40,826
THE POINT IS,
CAN HE DESTROY
THE WORLD?
884
00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:42,560
NOT WITHOUT CONGRESS.
885
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,563
MR. KESSLER,
AFTER FOUR YEARS
OF HARVARD,
886
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,232
HAS IT ESCAPED
YOUR ATTENTION
887
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:50,435
THAT THE PRESIDENT
CAN MAKE WAR FOR 90 DAYS
888
00:42:50,435 --> 00:42:51,970
WITHOUT CONSULTING
CONGRESS?
889
00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:53,739
UH...
890
00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:55,707
WELL, THA-THAT'S RIGHT.
891
00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:57,843
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MR. KESSLER.
892
00:42:57,843 --> 00:43:01,412
AT LEAST I'M GOING
TO PASS THIS COURSE.
893
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,048
SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
894
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:07,352
MY QUESTION STILL STANDS.
895
00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:08,720
WHAT IS
896
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,856
THE PARTICULAR GENIUS
OF THE CONSTITUTION?
897
00:43:10,856 --> 00:43:12,423
NICE TRY,
GENERAL CUSTER.
898
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,825
SHUT UP.
899
00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:16,928
WHAT QUALITY DISTINGUISHES
THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION?
900
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,665
I TOLD YOU NOT
TO STAND UP.
901
00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:21,532
YOU CAN'T TALK
IN HERE.
902
00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:22,567
YOU, SIR.
903
00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:23,568
YOU, SIR!
904
00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:24,569
WHO, ME?
905
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:26,604
DO YOU HAVE
AN OPINION?
906
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:27,639
NO.
907
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:29,975
ARE YOU A STUDENT?
908
00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:31,309
NO.
909
00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:34,279
ARE YOU A GUEST?
910
00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:36,682
NO, I'M A BUM.
911
00:43:36,682 --> 00:43:38,383
THERE ARE NO BUMS.
912
00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:41,386
THERE ARE ONLY
THE FINANCIALLY
CHALLENGED.
913
00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:43,154
NO, I'M A BUM...
914
00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:44,089
[LAUGHTER]
915
00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:46,792
BUT BEAR IN MIND,
I'M A HARVARD BUM.
916
00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:48,794
YOU MUST BE
THE LOGICAL RESULT
917
00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:51,029
OF AN OPEN
ADMISSIONS POLICY.
918
00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:53,131
NO, SIR.
919
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,834
MY PRESENCE HERE
IS THE LOGICAL RESULT
920
00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,803
OF THE SEARCH
FOR EDIBLE GARBAGE.
921
00:43:57,803 --> 00:43:59,570
YOU'RE HERE
FOR THE GARBAGE.
922
00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:00,672
THAT'S RIGHT.
923
00:44:00,672 --> 00:44:03,008
COLLEGES PRODUCE
A LOT OF GARBAGE,
924
00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:05,911
AND HARVARD PRODUCES
MORE THAN MOST.
925
00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:10,315
WHAT WIT.
926
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:12,450
INSPIRED NO DOUBT BY...
927
00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:14,185
WILD TURKEY?
928
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,122
YOU ASK FOR CHARITY,
929
00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:19,390
PLEADING THAT SOCIETY
HAS FAILED YOU
930
00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:20,692
AND YOU NEED HELP,
931
00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:22,160
BUT ACTUALLY,
YOU'RE QUITE CAPABLE,
932
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:27,265
AND WHAT YOU REALLY WANT
IS ALCOHOLIC BLISS.
933
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,138
I WOULD RATHER DRINK
RUBBING ALCOHOL
934
00:44:33,138 --> 00:44:35,741
THAN LISTEN TO YOU,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
935
00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:38,143
AND ACCORDING TO
THE 21st AMENDMENT,
936
00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:41,012
YOU CAN DRINK
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
937
00:44:42,748 --> 00:44:43,749
SIMON.
938
00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:46,417
WHICH DOOR
DO I LEAVE FROM?
939
00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:50,221
AT HARVARD, WE DON'T
END OUR SENTENCES
WITH PREPOSITIONS.
940
00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:51,757
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
941
00:44:51,757 --> 00:44:54,960
WHICH DOOR DO
I LEAVE FROM, ASSHOLE?
942
00:44:56,594 --> 00:44:59,865
WHAT DEMOCRATIC ELOQUENCE.
943
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,401
YOU ASKED
THE QUESTION, SIR.
944
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,803
LET ME ANSWER IT.
945
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,772
THE GENIUS
OF THE CONSTITUTION
946
00:45:06,772 --> 00:45:08,774
IS IT CAN ALWAYS
BE CHANGED.
947
00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:11,076
THE GENIUS
OF THE CONSTITUTION
948
00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:12,878
IS IT MAKES
NO PERMANENT RULE
949
00:45:12,878 --> 00:45:17,682
OTHER THAN ITS FAITH
IN THE WISDOM OF PEOPLE
TO GOVERN THEMSELVES.
950
00:45:17,682 --> 00:45:20,085
FAITH IN THE WISDOM
OF THE PEOPLE
951
00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:24,689
IS EXACTLY WHAT MAKES
THE CONSTITUTION
INCOMPLETE AND CRUDE.
952
00:45:24,689 --> 00:45:26,057
CRUDE?
953
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:26,992
NO, SIR.
954
00:45:26,992 --> 00:45:28,459
OUR FOUNDING PARENTS
955
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,929
WERE POMPOUS,
MIDDLE-AGED
WHITE FARMERS,
956
00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:32,931
BUT THEY WERE
ALSO GREAT MEN
957
00:45:32,931 --> 00:45:34,532
BECAUSE THEY KNEW
ONE THING
958
00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:36,534
THAT ALL GREAT MEN
SHOULD KNOW--
959
00:45:36,534 --> 00:45:37,936
THAT THEY DIDN'T
KNOW EVERYTHING.
960
00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,938
THEY KNEW THEY WOULD
MAKE MISTAKES,
961
00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:42,340
BUT THEY LEFT A WAY
TO CORRECT THEM.
962
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,943
THEY DIDN'T THINK OF
THEMSELVES AS LEADERS.
963
00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:47,578
THEY WANTED
A GOVERNMENT
OF CITIZENS,
964
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:48,814
NOT ROYALTY.
965
00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:50,949
A GOVERNMENT
OF LISTENERS,
966
00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:52,083
NOT LECTURERS.
967
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,885
A GOVERNMENT
THAT COULD CHANGE,
968
00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:55,686
NOT STAND STILL.
969
00:45:55,686 --> 00:45:58,356
THE PRESIDENT
ISN'T AN ELECTED KING
970
00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:01,392
NO MATTER HOW MANY BOMBS
HE CAN DROP,
971
00:46:01,392 --> 00:46:05,230
BECAUSE THE CRUDE
CONSTITUTION
DOESN'T TRUST HIM.
972
00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:07,966
HE'S A SERVANT
OF THE PEOPLE.
973
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:11,469
HE'S A BUM,
O.K., MR. PITKANNAN?
974
00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:13,304
HE'S JUST A BUM,
975
00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:16,107
AND THE ONLY BLISS
THAT HE'S SEARCHING FOR
976
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:19,510
IS FREEDOM AND JUSTICE.
977
00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:36,928
MR. KESSLER.
978
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:40,798
I'M SORRY, SIR.
979
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:43,468
[COUGHING]
980
00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:48,840
SIMON.
981
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,608
HEY, SIMON,
ARE YOU O.K.?
982
00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:52,343
WHAT CAN I DO?
983
00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:02,220
I'M FINE.
984
00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:07,993
NOW THAT I'VE TAUGHT
AT HARVARD, BOY,
985
00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:10,261
IT'S ALL DOWNHILL
FROM HERE.
986
00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:27,578
COURT, DO YOU THINK DEBBY
987
00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:29,580
IS A SEDUCTIVE PINOT NOIR
988
00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,249
OR A NUTTY CABERNET?
989
00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:33,584
DEBBY? WHAT HAPPENED
WITH HELGA?
990
00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:34,986
OH, I LOVE 'EM BOTH.
991
00:47:34,986 --> 00:47:36,988
WHEN ARE YOU
GOING TO REALIZE
992
00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:39,390
WOMEN ARE MORE THAN JUST
FERMENTED GRAPE JUICE?
993
00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:42,393
WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE
MEN ARE MORE THAN MEAT?
994
00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:44,395
THE DAY I BECOME
A VEGETARIAN.
995
00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:46,998
IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO
BELOW 0 TONIGHT.
996
00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:49,000
CAN HE SLEEP
IN THE CELLAR?
997
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,401
NO PROBLEM.
SURE.
998
00:47:50,401 --> 00:47:52,737
NO PROBLEM?
THERE'S A BIG PROBLEM.
999
00:47:52,737 --> 00:47:54,139
I'M SICK OF THIS.
1000
00:47:54,139 --> 00:47:57,542
I'M SICK OF PAYING EXTRA
TO LIVE WITH A BUM
1001
00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,145
WHILE I GET RAGGED
BECAUSE I WANT TO STUDY.
1002
00:48:00,145 --> 00:48:02,747
BRING HIM INSIDE,
AND I'M LEAVING.
1003
00:48:02,747 --> 00:48:04,582
THEN LEAVE.
1004
00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:05,750
I'M SERIOUS.
1005
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:08,954
ARE YOU GOING
TO COVER MY RENT?
1006
00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:12,157
MONTY, I'D LOVE
TO HELP YOU OUT,
1007
00:48:12,157 --> 00:48:15,426
BUT I'M BROKE.
MY OLD MAN CUT ME OFF.
1008
00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:19,330
NOT THAT I EVER WANT
TO SEE JEFF LEAVE.
1009
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:20,298
NO PROBLEM.
1010
00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,733
JUST TAKE ONE PORTION,
O.K.? JUST ONE.
1011
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:23,734
YOU SHIT!
1012
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,470
HE'S A HUMAN BEING.
1013
00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:26,871
DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
1014
00:48:26,871 --> 00:48:28,273
YOU JUST WANT
YOUR THESIS.
1015
00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:32,210
YOU CARE ABOUT HIM?
TAKE HIM TO A SHELTER.
1016
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:50,395
SIMON.
1017
00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:51,796
HA HA HA HA.
1018
00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:54,432
AW, JESUS CHRIST!
1019
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:55,433
[COUGHING]
1020
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:57,402
HEY, HEY, HEY.
1021
00:48:57,402 --> 00:48:58,203
HERE.
1022
00:48:58,203 --> 00:48:59,804
I'M JUST PRACTICING.
1023
00:48:59,804 --> 00:49:01,539
IT'S NOT A FUNNY JOKE.
1024
00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:04,742
WHO SAID IT WAS A JOKE?
1025
00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:06,811
WHERE'S THE BLANKET
I GAVE YOU?
1026
00:49:06,811 --> 00:49:08,946
I LOANED IT TO A FRIEND.
1027
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,215
IN THIS COLD?
1028
00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:12,283
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
1029
00:49:14,085 --> 00:49:16,254
I'LL GET YOU
ANOTHER ONE.
1030
00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:18,856
I WISH THIS THING'S
HEATER WORKED.
1031
00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:20,858
HA HA HA. ME, TOO.
1032
00:49:20,858 --> 00:49:24,129
THEN MY LIFE
WOULD BE PERFECT.
1033
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:27,298
WELL.
1034
00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:29,967
HEY.
1035
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,037
I'LL DOUBLE
MY NORMAL PAYMENT
1036
00:49:32,037 --> 00:49:35,173
FOR A LITTLE SPOT
IN THE CELLAR.
1037
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:37,708
UM, THE CELLAR'S
FLOODED,
1038
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:38,843
AND, UM--
1039
00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:41,512
I WOULD PUT YOU
IN THE LIVING ROOM,
1040
00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:44,449
BUT JEFF'S PARENTS MIGHT
BE COMING OVER TONIGHT,
1041
00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:45,983
SO, YOU KNOW...
1042
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:49,054
WELL, SURE, I KNOW.
1043
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,334
I KNOW.
1044
00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:29,494
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
1045
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,898
I'M THINKING,
WHY AM I IN HERE,
1046
00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:35,500
AND HE'S OUT THERE?
1047
00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:47,712
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
SEEN YOU LIKE THIS.
1048
00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:51,516
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT
TO BURST INTO TEARS.
1049
00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:55,486
WELL, DON'T HOLD
YOUR BREATH.
1050
00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,372
SIMON?
1051
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,110
GOD.
1052
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,379
SIMON!
1053
00:52:00,985 --> 00:52:02,587
"YOU LIED AGAIN, HARVARD.
1054
00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:03,721
DEAL'S OFF."
1055
00:52:09,894 --> 00:52:11,729
AAH!
1056
00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:32,783
STOP!
1057
00:52:32,783 --> 00:52:33,684
SHIT!
1058
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:36,621
SEPARATION ANXIETY
FROM YOUR CAST?
1059
00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:39,224
I THOUGHT IT'D GO
QUICKER WITH IT OFF,
1060
00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:41,626
BUT I CAN'T CONCENTRATE.
I CAN'T EVEN READ.
1061
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:45,029
I'M NEVER GOING
TO GET THIS DONE.
1062
00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:46,931
THAT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
1063
00:52:46,931 --> 00:52:50,801
REALLY?
WHAT IS MY PROBLEM?
1064
00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:53,037
YOU MISS HIM.
1065
00:52:53,037 --> 00:52:55,373
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
1066
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,187
GORKY.
1067
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,289
EVERETT!
1068
00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:12,623
GORKY, COME--
1069
00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,361
STUPID BIRD!
1070
00:53:18,062 --> 00:53:19,797
GORKY! SHIT.
1071
00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:22,533
[GLASS SHATTERS]
1072
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,101
EVERETT!
1073
00:53:24,101 --> 00:53:26,337
GOOD MORNING.
ARE YOU AWAKE?
1074
00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:28,172
EVERETT, COME GET
YOUR ROOSTER!
1075
00:53:28,172 --> 00:53:29,307
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
1076
00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:31,075
ALL RIGHT, NO PEEKING.
1077
00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:33,544
NOPE, NO PEEKING.
1078
00:53:34,745 --> 00:53:35,913
COURTNEY?
1079
00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:38,082
MM-HMM.
1080
00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:40,084
ALL RIGHT,
OPEN YOUR EYES.
1081
00:53:40,084 --> 00:53:41,819
TA-DA.
1082
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,390
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1083
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,228
THANK YOU.
1084
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,330
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1085
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,365
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1086
00:53:54,365 --> 00:53:56,867
YOU FALL, BOO-BOO?
DID YOU--
1087
00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:57,868
GOOD MORNING.
1088
00:53:57,868 --> 00:53:58,903
GOOD MORNING.
1089
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:02,239
GORKY, YOU TAKE GOOD CARE
OF LORD MONTAGUE
1090
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,709
WHILE WE'RE AWAY
ON CHRISTMAS BREAK.
1091
00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:05,510
YOU SLEEPY?
1092
00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:08,145
LET'S JUST TUCK YOU
IN HERE.
1093
00:54:08,145 --> 00:54:10,114
NOW GIVE ME
A KISS GOODBYE.
1094
00:54:10,114 --> 00:54:11,115
[SQUAWKS]
1095
00:54:11,115 --> 00:54:12,317
OW! SHIT!
1096
00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:15,520
OH, MY GOD.
1097
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,988
I REALLY HATE
THIS ROOSTER.
1098
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:18,923
[MONTY]
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1099
00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:21,191
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
CHRIST!
1100
00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:22,993
SO HOW'S THE ANKLE?
1101
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:23,994
GOOD.
1102
00:54:23,994 --> 00:54:25,796
SO YOU'LL BE
RACING ME SOON?
1103
00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:29,400
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER
REALLY CATCH UP TO YOU.
1104
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,570
COURT, LET'S GO.
BYE, MONTY.
1105
00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:35,039
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1106
00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:36,474
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
1107
00:54:36,474 --> 00:54:38,275
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
1108
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:44,482
SO WHY DON'T YOU
COME HOME WITH ME?
1109
00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,351
SEE THE BIG APPLE,
1110
00:54:46,351 --> 00:54:49,354
LET MY FOUR BROTHERS
BEAT YOU UP.
1111
00:54:49,354 --> 00:54:51,956
I DON'T THINK
I'D BE GOOD COMPANY.
1112
00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:53,358
WELL, I KNOW THAT.
1113
00:54:53,358 --> 00:54:55,760
THE MAID'S OFF
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
1114
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,364
WE COULD USE SOMEONE TO DO
A LITTLE LIGHT CLEANING.
1115
00:54:59,364 --> 00:55:01,366
NOTHING BIG.
FLOOR-TO-CEILING WINDOWS
1116
00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:03,368
THAT SHOULD SPARKLE
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
1117
00:55:03,368 --> 00:55:06,236
HEY, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR BOYFRIEND?
1118
00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:09,840
ISN'T, UH, ISN'T
THREE A CROWD?
1119
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,576
THE FACE?
1120
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:16,381
HE WON'T BE THERE.
I DON'T BRING SEX HOME.
1121
00:55:16,381 --> 00:55:17,982
RIGHT. I FORGOT.
1122
00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:22,920
LISTEN, I'D LOVE TO MAKE
YOUR WINDOWS SPARKLE...
1123
00:55:24,389 --> 00:55:26,591
BUT I GOT TO WORK.
1124
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:31,328
[JEFF]
COURTNEY, COME ON!
1125
00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:37,835
IF ANYTHING CHANGES,
JUST GIVE ME A CALL, O.K.?
1126
00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:49,414
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1127
00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:08,132
HI, MOM. IT'S ME.
1128
00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:09,834
FINE.
1129
00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:12,537
I KNOW. I'M REALLY
DISAPPOINTED, TOO.
1130
00:56:12,537 --> 00:56:15,740
I JUST--I'VE GOT
TOO MUCH WORK TO DO.
1131
00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:16,841
I--
1132
00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:20,210
IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE.
1133
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,112
NO. MOM--
1134
00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:25,015
I'LL CALL YOU
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING, O.K.?
1135
00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:27,117
ALL RIGHT?
1136
00:56:27,117 --> 00:56:29,319
O.K.
1137
00:56:29,319 --> 00:56:30,455
O.K.
1138
00:56:30,455 --> 00:56:32,056
I LOVE YOU.
1139
00:56:34,124 --> 00:56:35,125
BYE.
1140
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:45,936
DO YOU LOVE ME, GORKY?
1141
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,208
GORKY...
1142
00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:54,845
ARE YOU AND EVERETT
SLEEPING TOGETHER?
1143
00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:59,383
I THOUGHT SO.
1144
00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:01,819
I'M TALKING TO A CHICKEN.
1145
00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:03,220
[SQUAWKS]
1146
00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:05,389
AAH!
1147
00:57:05,389 --> 00:57:10,695
* JACK FROST
NIPPING AT YOUR NOSE *
1148
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:14,799
* YULETIDE CAROLS *
1149
00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:18,569
* BEING SUNG BY A CHOIR *
1150
00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:24,374
* AND FOLKS DRESSED UP
LIKE ESKIMOS *
1151
00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:27,377
* EVERYBODY KNOWS *
1152
00:57:27,377 --> 00:57:32,282
* A TURKEY
AND SOME MISTLETOE *
1153
00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:38,689
* HELP TO MAKE
THE SEASON BRIGHT *
1154
00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:42,392
* TINY TOTS *
1155
00:57:42,392 --> 00:57:45,796
* WITH THEIR EYES
ALL AGLOW *
1156
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,033
* WILL FIND IT
HARD TO SLEEP *
1157
00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:52,737
* TONIGHT **
1158
00:57:54,539 --> 00:57:56,140
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1159
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:07,151
SIMON.
1160
00:58:08,619 --> 00:58:10,220
ARE YOU HARVARD?
1161
00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:12,289
UM...THAT'S
MY BLANKET.
1162
00:58:12,289 --> 00:58:13,457
IT'S SIMON'S.
1163
00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:16,561
HE GAVE IT TO ME
FOR KEEPING THIS SAFE.
1164
00:58:16,561 --> 00:58:19,029
I'M TO GIVE THIS TO YOU
AND A MESSAGE.
1165
00:58:19,029 --> 00:58:21,632
HE SAID YOU'D GIVE ME
SOMETHING TO EAT.
1166
00:58:21,632 --> 00:58:24,301
HE SAID IT SHOULDN'T
BE ROUGHAGE.
1167
00:58:24,301 --> 00:58:26,170
YEAH. COME ON IN.
1168
00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:27,705
HA-HAVE A SEAT. I--
1169
00:58:27,705 --> 00:58:29,907
I WAS HAVING
A SANDWICH.
1170
00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:30,941
IS, UH...
1171
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,578
HAM AND CHEESE O.K.?
1172
00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:35,580
YEAH,
W-WITH MUSTARD.
1173
00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:37,181
SO WHAT'S THE MESSAGE?
1174
00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:39,016
OH...DON'T YOU
WANT THIS?
1175
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,852
SIMON SAID YOU'D THINK
CHRIST DIED FOR THIS.
1176
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:45,055
JUST LEAVE IT
ON THE TABLE.
1177
00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:46,056
SO, UH...
1178
00:58:46,056 --> 00:58:47,858
WHAT'S HIS MESSAGE?
1179
00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:52,797
NOW, I--I GOT
TO GET THIS RIGHT.
1180
00:58:57,001 --> 00:59:00,104
NOW, THIS IS
SIMON WILDER'S MESSAGE.
1181
00:59:01,739 --> 00:59:03,741
"YOU SHALL NO LONGER
TAKE THINGS
1182
00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:05,843
"AT SECOND
OR THIRD HAND,
1183
00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:08,245
"NOR LOOK THROUGH
THE EYES OF THE DEAD,
1184
00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:10,848
"NOR FEED
ON THE SPECTERS
IN BOOKS.
1185
00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:13,450
"YOU SHALL NOT LOOK
THROUGH MY EYES EITHER,
1186
00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:15,452
"NOR TAKE THINGS
FROM ME.
1187
00:59:15,452 --> 00:59:17,454
"YOU SHALL LISTEN
TO ALL SIDES
1188
00:59:17,454 --> 00:59:19,924
AND FILTER THEM
FROM YOURSELF."
1189
00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:22,960
THAT'S IT.
1190
00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:25,462
I DID IT PERFECT.
1191
00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:27,632
WHY DIDN'T HE
COME HIMSELF?
1192
00:59:27,632 --> 00:59:29,499
IS HE O.K.?
1193
00:59:29,499 --> 00:59:30,635
HE'S FINE.
1194
00:59:30,635 --> 00:59:32,236
WHERE IS HE?
1195
00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:35,973
HE DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE YOU.
1196
00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,177
I DON'T WANT
TO BOTHER HIM,
1197
00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:43,180
BUT I WANT TO
MAKE SURE HE HAS
SOMEPLACE TO STAY.
1198
00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:45,315
AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND
HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU,
1199
00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:49,854
I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY
HE'S AT ST. PETER'S
CHURCH SHELTER.
1200
00:59:50,655 --> 00:59:52,356
IS THAT
A GOOD SHELTER?
1201
00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:56,593
WELL, YEAH.
IT'S JUST GREAT.
1202
01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:03,267
WELL, GOOD.
1203
01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,368
GOOD.
1204
01:00:06,236 --> 01:00:07,838
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1205
01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:11,308
[KNOCK KNOCK]
1206
01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:15,145
HELLO. UH, WHERE'S
THE MEN'S SHELTER?
1207
01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:16,146
SHELTER? HERE?
1208
01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:16,947
YEAH.
1209
01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,548
THERE'S NO SHELTER
HERE.
1210
01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:19,549
YOU SURE?
1211
01:00:19,549 --> 01:00:21,285
WORKED HERE
FOR 32 YEARS.
1212
01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:22,687
I OUGHT TO KNOW.
1213
01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:25,089
CLOSEST THING
TO A SHELTER
AROUND HERE
1214
01:00:25,089 --> 01:00:27,291
IS OVER THERE
IN THE ALLEY.
1215
01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:28,625
THANK YOU.
1216
01:00:47,712 --> 01:00:49,146
[COUGH COUGH]
1217
01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:56,186
LEAVE THAT ALONE.
1218
01:00:56,186 --> 01:00:57,321
[COUGHING]
1219
01:00:57,321 --> 01:01:00,057
[COUGH COUGH]
1220
01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:01,325
SIMON.
1221
01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:02,326
SIMON.
1222
01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:03,327
[COUGH COUGH]
1223
01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:04,361
HEY.
1224
01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:06,797
HEY, HEY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
1225
01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:08,799
I'M TAKING YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL.
1226
01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:10,534
NO. NO HOSPITAL. UH-UH.
1227
01:01:10,534 --> 01:01:11,535
YOU'RE SICK.
1228
01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:12,536
NO HOSPITAL.
1229
01:01:12,536 --> 01:01:13,537
LISTEN. LISTEN.
1230
01:01:13,537 --> 01:01:15,539
YOU GOT TO
PROMISE ME...
1231
01:01:15,539 --> 01:01:17,141
NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS...
1232
01:01:18,142 --> 01:01:18,943
NO HOSPITAL.
1233
01:01:18,943 --> 01:01:20,544
SIMON, YOU'RE SICK.
1234
01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:22,747
NO LIES!
1235
01:01:22,747 --> 01:01:23,748
[COUGH]
1236
01:01:23,748 --> 01:01:24,749
JUST PROMISE.
1237
01:01:24,749 --> 01:01:26,751
[COUGH COUGH]
1238
01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:27,752
DAMN IT!
1239
01:01:27,752 --> 01:01:29,954
[COUGH COUGH]
1240
01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:33,357
O.K., I PROMISE.
1241
01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:34,358
O.K.?
1242
01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:35,359
ALL RIGHT.
1243
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,360
O.K.
1244
01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:41,766
[COUGH COUGH]
1245
01:01:41,766 --> 01:01:42,967
COME ON.
1246
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:54,711
HEY, YOU'RE AWAKE.
1247
01:01:56,646 --> 01:01:57,848
BREAKFAST.
1248
01:01:58,648 --> 01:02:00,050
HERE. EAT UP.
1249
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,853
YOU ARE SEEING
A DOCTOR THIS AFTERNOON.
1250
01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:05,455
IS THIS YOUR ROOM,
HARVARD?
1251
01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:07,324
NO, THIS IS BOZ' ROOM.
1252
01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:08,325
BUT, UM...
1253
01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:11,295
IT'S YOUR ROOM NOW.
1254
01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:12,296
HERE.
1255
01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:16,066
WHAT'S THIS FOR?
1256
01:02:17,134 --> 01:02:18,068
THE DOOR.
1257
01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:21,138
YOU CAN COME AND GO
AS YOU PLEASE.
1258
01:02:21,138 --> 01:02:24,741
NO WILD PARTIES.
I GOT WORK TO DO.
1259
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:26,176
MY LUNGS, HARVARD.
1260
01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:28,712
I'LL BE O.K.
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
1261
01:02:28,712 --> 01:02:30,547
IS IT SMOKING? IS...
1262
01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:32,349
ISN'T THAT
WHAT HAPPENED?
1263
01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:34,418
SMOKING, NO.
1264
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:36,353
ASBESTOS.
1265
01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:38,956
IT WAS
IN THE SHIPYARDS
IN BALTIMORE.
1266
01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:41,458
IT WAS ON
THE MERCHANT SHIP,
TOO.
1267
01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:44,061
WE BREATHED IT WHEN
WE WERE BUILDING THEM,
1268
01:02:44,061 --> 01:02:46,997
AND WE BREATHED IT
WHEN WE SAILED THEM,
1269
01:02:46,997 --> 01:02:48,398
AND THEY KNEW IT.
1270
01:02:48,398 --> 01:02:51,335
THEY ALSO KNEW
THAT IT WOULD
TAKE 20 YEARS
1271
01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,837
TO KILL YOU.
1272
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,308
MMM. AND THAT'S
WHY YOU QUIT.
1273
01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:01,045
MY LUNGS QUIT.
1274
01:03:01,045 --> 01:03:02,779
I DIDN'T QUIT.
1275
01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:07,184
I COULDN'T WORK.
THEY FIRED ME.
1276
01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:15,025
WELL, TRY AND GET
SOME REST.
1277
01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:17,794
HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
1278
01:03:19,029 --> 01:03:21,832
GOT YOUR THESIS BACK,
SO WHAT'S OUR DEAL?
1279
01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:23,834
WE DON'T NEED A DEAL.
1280
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:26,703
WE HAVE TO HAVE
A DEAL, HARVARD.
1281
01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:29,706
I GOT TO PAY
MY OWN WAY.
1282
01:03:29,706 --> 01:03:32,176
HOW YOU GONNA
MANAGE THAT?
1283
01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:37,147
DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT GOVERNMENT
AT ALL, BOY?
1284
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:40,584
I'M ENTITLED
TO DISABILITY BENEFITS.
1285
01:03:43,888 --> 01:03:46,891
I THINK
IT'S ABOUT TIME
I KISSED AND MADE UP
1286
01:03:46,891 --> 01:03:49,226
WITH MY GOOD OLD
UNCLE SAMMY.
1287
01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:56,600
THANKS, HARVARD.
1288
01:04:05,009 --> 01:04:08,078
I ASSUME
YOUR FATHER TOLD YOU
ABOUT HIS CONDITION.
1289
01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:09,679
HE'S NOT MY FATHER.
1290
01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,081
HE'S A FRIEND.
1291
01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:13,683
HE SAYS ASBESTOS
DID IT TO HIM.
1292
01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:14,684
ASBESTOSIS.
1293
01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,486
THAT'S RIGHT.
1294
01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:19,689
MR. WILDER WAS EXPOSED
MANY YEARS AGO.
1295
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:22,092
THE LUNGS CAN'T EXPEL
THE FIBERS,
1296
01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:24,528
AND HE'S IN
THE FINAL STAGES.
1297
01:04:24,528 --> 01:04:27,464
YOU MEAN HE--
ISN'T IT TREATABLE...
AT ALL?
1298
01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:30,034
THERE'S NO TREATMENT
AT ANY STAGE.
1299
01:04:30,034 --> 01:04:32,869
BASICALLY, THE LUNGS
CAN'T TAKE IN AIR.
1300
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,671
OFTEN THE PATIENT
SUCCUMBS TO PNEUMONIA,
1301
01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:38,275
OR THE STRAIN
ON THE HEART CAUSES
CARDIAC ARREST.
1302
01:04:38,275 --> 01:04:41,011
THERE'S REALLY
NOTHING TO DO
BUT WAIT.
1303
01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:43,280
I'M SORRY.
1304
01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:55,152
[SIMON]
HARVARD! DINNER'S SERVED!
GET IT DOWN HERE, BOY!
1305
01:06:07,831 --> 01:06:08,832
WELL.
1306
01:06:08,832 --> 01:06:10,234
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1307
01:06:10,234 --> 01:06:12,636
WHAT? IT'S A MIRACLE
I CAN COOK?
1308
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:16,506
EASY. YOU JUST TALK
A LITTLE FRENCHY
WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT.
1309
01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:19,643
I COULD USE A GOOD MEAL
BEFORE GETTING BACK
TO WORK.
1310
01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:23,780
WORK? IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE.
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE, DICK CLARK?
1311
01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,915
BESIDES, I GAVE YOU
YOUR THESIS.
1312
01:06:25,915 --> 01:06:28,318
YOU SHOULD BE FINISHED
BY NOW.
1313
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:29,919
OH, I'M STARTING OVER.
1314
01:06:29,919 --> 01:06:32,122
YOU TOSSED IT?
THE WHOLE THING?
1315
01:06:32,122 --> 01:06:33,123
YEAH. GONE.
1316
01:06:33,123 --> 01:06:34,991
BOY, OH, BOY.
EAT UP.
1317
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,261
WANT TO HEAR WHAT
THE NEW ONE'S ON?
1318
01:06:37,261 --> 01:06:39,863
NOPE. BEHOLD,
I DO NOT GIVE LECTURES
1319
01:06:39,863 --> 01:06:41,265
OR A LITTLE CHARITY.
1320
01:06:41,265 --> 01:06:44,468
WHEN I GIVE...
I GIVE MYSELF.
1321
01:06:44,468 --> 01:06:45,869
THIS IS GREAT.
1322
01:06:45,869 --> 01:06:48,272
YOU MUST
BE FEELING BETTER.
1323
01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:50,874
YOU WENT OUT
AND SHOPPED.
1324
01:06:50,874 --> 01:06:52,609
I DIDN'T GO OUT.
1325
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:54,010
I EAT WHAT'S HANDY.
1326
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,279
WASN'T HARD...
1327
01:06:55,279 --> 01:06:57,781
EXCEPT FOR THE PLUCKING.
1328
01:06:57,781 --> 01:06:59,015
PLUCKING?
1329
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,750
MMM.
1330
01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:08,092
GORKY?
1331
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,627
GORKY!
1332
01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:11,895
GORKY?
1333
01:07:11,895 --> 01:07:14,231
HAPPY NEW YEAR,
HARVARD.
1334
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:28,212
HOLY SHIT!
1335
01:07:28,212 --> 01:07:29,713
YOU THINK SO?
1336
01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:32,048
LOOKS LIKE THE REGULAR
GARDEN VARIETY TO ME.
1337
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,517
UH...
1338
01:07:33,517 --> 01:07:34,418
MONTY!
1339
01:07:34,418 --> 01:07:37,754
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
SHUT THE DOOR.
1340
01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:38,655
BIG BABY.
1341
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:41,091
NOW HE'LL PROBABLY
TELL EVERYBODY.
1342
01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,926
MONTY, HE IS
IN THE BATHROOM.
1343
01:07:42,926 --> 01:07:44,328
HI. WHEN'D
YOU GET BACK?
1344
01:07:44,328 --> 01:07:46,930
WHAT THE HELL
IS HE DOING IN THERE?
1345
01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:48,332
TAKING A DUMP?
1346
01:07:48,332 --> 01:07:51,501
THAT BOY DIDN'T GO
TO HARVARD FOR NOTHING.
1347
01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:53,103
[COURTNEY]
HONEY, I'M HOME!
1348
01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:54,671
HE GOES RIGHT NOW.
1349
01:07:57,174 --> 01:07:58,608
PEACE, CHILDREN.
1350
01:07:58,608 --> 01:08:01,611
MR. WILDER,
HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.
1351
01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:04,948
I'M SORRY, JEFF,
BUT HE'S OUR NEW BOZ.
1352
01:08:04,948 --> 01:08:06,350
YEAH, THAT'S ME. BOZ.
1353
01:08:06,350 --> 01:08:08,152
I JUST FLEW IN
FROM BALI.
1354
01:08:08,152 --> 01:08:11,054
BOZ,
MY LONG-LOST BROTHER.
1355
01:08:11,054 --> 01:08:12,456
WHERE'S YOUR TAN,
MAN?
1356
01:08:12,456 --> 01:08:13,757
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
1357
01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:16,360
HE'S GOT MONEY COMING IN
FROM SOCIAL SECURITY.
1358
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:19,829
HE CAN PAY FOR RENT
AND EVEN KICK IN
FOR FOOD.
1359
01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:22,566
I HAVE THE FULL BACKING
OF THE UNITED STATES
GOVERNMENT.
1360
01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:24,100
COURTNEY.
1361
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:27,837
* GOD LOVES AMERICANS *
1362
01:08:27,837 --> 01:08:30,240
* AND ALSO MEXICANS *
1363
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,975
* AND RUSSIANS-- **
1364
01:08:31,975 --> 01:08:33,777
WILL YOU STOP SINGING?
1365
01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:35,879
SING A SONG EVERYDAY.
KEEP YOUR VOICES
HIGH AND GAY.
1366
01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:36,913
IF EVERYBODY
SINGS A SONG,
1367
01:08:36,913 --> 01:08:38,382
NEVER WILL
THE WORLD GO WRONG.
1368
01:08:38,382 --> 01:08:41,651
SO HE CAN'T CARRY A TUNE,
BUT CAN HE COOK?
1369
01:08:41,651 --> 01:08:44,454
DOES MADONNA
TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF?
1370
01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:45,422
EVERETT.
1371
01:08:45,422 --> 01:08:47,857
DO SADDAM HUSSEIN
AND MUAMMAR KHADAFY
1372
01:08:47,857 --> 01:08:49,259
PULL EACH OTHER'S
TOFFEE?
1373
01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:50,927
YES! BUT I DON'T
DO WINDOWS.
1374
01:08:50,927 --> 01:08:52,329
O.K., YOU GOT FRIDAYS.
1375
01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:54,998
NO, NO. I WILL NOT
PUT UP WITH THIS.
1376
01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:56,065
THEN DON'T.
1377
01:08:56,065 --> 01:08:58,001
MR. WILDER
WILL COVER YOUR RENT.
1378
01:08:58,001 --> 01:09:00,003
GET OUT OF MY WAY, JEFF.
1379
01:09:00,003 --> 01:09:01,305
SHE'S RIGHT, BOY,
1380
01:09:01,305 --> 01:09:02,906
YOU BIG BABY.
1381
01:09:02,906 --> 01:09:04,408
I HAVE A COMPLAINT.
1382
01:09:04,408 --> 01:09:07,311
BOY, OH, BOY.
LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THIS.
1383
01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:09,513
MY VAN STILL
ISN'T FIXED.
1384
01:09:11,114 --> 01:09:14,318
THAT'S BECAUSE
I RAN OUT OF WINE.
1385
01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:17,487
[JEFF]
OH, MY GOD!
1386
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:19,256
HE DIDN'T EVEN FLUSH!
1387
01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:21,725
[TOILET FLUSHING]
1388
01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,882
* BLUE SKIES *
1389
01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:48,618
* SMILIN' AT ME *
1390
01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:51,755
* NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES *
1391
01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:54,190
* DO I SEE *
1392
01:09:55,158 --> 01:09:57,561
* BLUE DAYS *
1393
01:09:57,561 --> 01:10:00,430
* ALL OF THEM GONE *
1394
01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:03,767
* NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES *
1395
01:10:03,767 --> 01:10:07,871
* FROM NOW ON *
1396
01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:08,905
* NEVER SAW THE SUN *
1397
01:10:08,905 --> 01:10:10,374
* SHININ' SO BRIGHT *
1398
01:10:10,374 --> 01:10:11,975
* NEVER SAW THINGS *
1399
01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:13,377
* GOIN' SO RIGHT *
1400
01:10:13,377 --> 01:10:15,044
* NOTICIN' THE DAYS *
1401
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:16,346
* HURRYIN' BY *
1402
01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:17,947
* WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE *
1403
01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:19,849
* MY, HOW THEY FLY BY *
1404
01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:21,851
* BLUE DAYS *
1405
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:24,721
* ALL OF THEM GONE *
1406
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:27,591
* NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES *
1407
01:10:27,591 --> 01:10:28,592
* FROM NOW ON... *
1408
01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:30,159
IT'S THE IDES OF MARCH.
1409
01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:32,562
TO CELEBRATE,
WE HAVE A GUEST.
1410
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,163
IS IT WHITMAN'S GHOST?
1411
01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:37,166
IS IT THE SLAYER
OF DRAGON PITKANNAN?
1412
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,802
NO, IT'S...
1413
01:10:38,802 --> 01:10:41,137
THE BUM OF THE MONTH.
1414
01:10:41,137 --> 01:10:42,606
YOU'RE A WIDELY
TRAVELED MAN.
1415
01:10:42,606 --> 01:10:44,007
IN FACT,
YOU'RE AN EXPERT
1416
01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:46,310
ON LIVING COMFORTABLY
AWAY FROM HOME.
1417
01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:49,813
WOULD YOU SAY HARVARD
IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT?
1418
01:10:49,813 --> 01:10:50,814
NO WAY...
1419
01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:51,815
JOSE.
1420
01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:53,216
NO?
1421
01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:55,819
WELL, WHAT'S
YOUR FAVORITE SPOT?
1422
01:10:55,819 --> 01:10:58,221
MY FAVORITE PLACE...
1423
01:10:58,221 --> 01:11:00,824
IS A LEPER COLONY
IN MOLOKAI.
1424
01:11:00,824 --> 01:11:02,225
A LEPER COLONY?
1425
01:11:02,225 --> 01:11:03,226
IN MOLOKAI.
1426
01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:04,628
WHY?
1427
01:11:04,628 --> 01:11:08,498
BECAUSE I WAS THE MOST
HANDSOME GUY THERE.
1428
01:11:08,498 --> 01:11:11,234
HEY, JEFF,
MAYBE MOLOKAI'S
WHERE YOU SHOULD GO.
1429
01:11:11,234 --> 01:11:12,569
[SNICKERS]
1430
01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:21,545
* BLUE SKIES *
1431
01:11:21,545 --> 01:11:24,714
* SMILIN' AT ME *
1432
01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:27,917
* NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES *
1433
01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:30,420
* DO I SEE *
1434
01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:33,657
* BLUE DAYS *
1435
01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:36,726
* ALL OF THEM GONE *
1436
01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:39,529
* NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES *
1437
01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:40,930
* FROM NOW ON... **
1438
01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:43,667
IS THAT FRENCH TOAST?
I LOVE FRENCH TOAST.
1439
01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:45,869
EVEN IF IT'S MADE
BY MY HANDS?
1440
01:11:45,869 --> 01:11:47,504
YOU STILL INTERESTED?
1441
01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:51,675
AHH. DONE JUST RIGHT.
1442
01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:54,277
YOU PUT YOUR SOCKS
IN THE OVEN?
1443
01:11:54,277 --> 01:11:56,680
SURE. 250 DEGREES
FOR 5 MINUTES.
1444
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,682
I LIKE MY TOES
TOASTY WARM.
1445
01:11:58,682 --> 01:12:01,351
YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANT SOME?
1446
01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:02,686
NOT NOW.
1447
01:12:02,686 --> 01:12:04,087
LITTLE SQUEAMISH
FOR SOMEBODY
1448
01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:06,890
WHO'S GOING TO
BECOME A DOCTOR,
AIN'T YA?
1449
01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:08,291
I'M NOT SQUEAMISH.
1450
01:12:08,291 --> 01:12:10,026
NO?
1451
01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:12,896
WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR
ARE YOU GOING TO BE?
1452
01:12:12,896 --> 01:12:13,897
GYNECOLOGIST.
1453
01:12:13,897 --> 01:12:14,898
THAT'S GOOD.
1454
01:12:14,898 --> 01:12:16,833
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
YOU'LL EVER GET
1455
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,502
SOME YOUNG SWEET THING
TO DROP HER DRAWERS.
1456
01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:20,904
ARE YOU THE CASANOVA
OF SKID ROW?
1457
01:12:20,904 --> 01:12:22,305
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
1458
01:12:22,305 --> 01:12:24,541
YOU KNOW WHY
YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?
1459
01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:27,343
I LOOK
THE WAY YOU FEEL.
1460
01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:49,298
SO WHY DO YOU THINK
THE KIDS TEASE YOU?
1461
01:12:49,298 --> 01:12:51,535
THEY'RE JEALOUS
'CAUSE I'M SO HANDSOME.
1462
01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:06,349
WELL?
1463
01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:07,951
PITKANNAN'S
GOING TO IMPLODE.
1464
01:13:07,951 --> 01:13:09,218
WHY?
1465
01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:12,355
YOU'RE ATTACKING
HIS WHOLE BELIEF SYSTEM,
WEREN'T YOU?
1466
01:13:12,355 --> 01:13:14,758
THIS HAS NONE
OF HIS PESSIMISM.
1467
01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:16,760
"ADVANCES IN COMMUNICATION
AND TECHNOLOGY
1468
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:18,762
"WILL EVENTUALLY ALLOW
THE UNITED STATES
1469
01:13:18,762 --> 01:13:21,364
TO ACCOMPLISH ITS DREAM
OF PURE DEMOCRACY."
1470
01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:22,766
THAT'S RIGHT.
1471
01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:25,368
INTERACTIVE CABLE'S
GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD.
1472
01:13:25,368 --> 01:13:27,771
ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS PROVE IT.
1473
01:13:27,771 --> 01:13:30,173
IT'S CRAZY. IT'S GREAT.
I LOVE IT.
1474
01:13:30,173 --> 01:13:33,376
I DON'T KNOW HOW
I'LL GET THIS DONE
IN FOUR WEEKS.
1475
01:13:33,376 --> 01:13:36,379
MAYBE PITKANNAN WILL
GIVE YOU AN EXTENSION.
1476
01:13:36,379 --> 01:13:38,381
NO. IF I DON'T
HAVE IT IN ON TIME,
1477
01:13:38,381 --> 01:13:40,216
I DON'T GRADUATE
WITH HONORS.
1478
01:13:40,216 --> 01:13:42,351
YOU CAN DO IT.
1479
01:13:42,351 --> 01:13:45,121
YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE
IN ME?
1480
01:13:45,121 --> 01:13:47,123
YES.
1481
01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:49,258
NO CRITICISM?
1482
01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:52,128
WELL, MAYBE ONE.
1483
01:13:53,396 --> 01:13:55,131
YOU'RE PERFECT.
1484
01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:01,404
WELL--AHEM--
1485
01:14:01,404 --> 01:14:04,641
I BETTER LET YOU
GET BACK TO WORK.
1486
01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:08,011
WE DON'T WANT YOU
GRADUATING WITHOUT HONORS.
1487
01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:20,156
[MOO]
1488
01:14:20,156 --> 01:14:21,424
GOODBYE, GORKY.
1489
01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,226
HELLO-O-O...
BESSIE!
1490
01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:25,829
THIS IS EVERETT CALLOWAY
WAKING YOU UP
1491
01:14:25,829 --> 01:14:27,897
ON A BEAUTIFUL
SUNDAY MORNING.
1492
01:14:27,897 --> 01:14:28,698
NEW PAJAMAS?
1493
01:14:28,698 --> 01:14:30,433
YOU LOOK GREAT.
1494
01:14:30,433 --> 01:14:33,603
A REGULAR FASHION PLATE.
1495
01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:36,039
[CHUCKLES]
1496
01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:37,440
OBITUARIES?
1497
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:40,844
STUDYING UP
TO WRITE MINE.
1498
01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:42,646
I'M COPYING YOU,
HARVARD.
1499
01:14:42,646 --> 01:14:45,214
STUDY FIRST
AND THEN WRITE.
1500
01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:48,317
SOME OF THESE THINGS
ARE REALLY DEPRESSING.
1501
01:14:48,317 --> 01:14:51,254
LOOK AT THIS GUY
BARNEY MILSTEIN,
1502
01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:53,256
THE ONE WITH
THE THREE TACKS.
1503
01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,390
"BARNEY MILSTEIN.
1504
01:14:54,390 --> 01:14:55,659
"AGE 79.
1505
01:14:55,659 --> 01:14:56,660
"DIED SATURDAY.
1506
01:14:56,660 --> 01:14:58,261
"NO SURVIVORS.
1507
01:14:58,261 --> 01:14:59,663
NO SERVICES."
1508
01:14:59,663 --> 01:15:02,632
HOW COULD HE DIE?
1509
01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:04,601
HE DIDN'T LIVE.
1510
01:15:07,270 --> 01:15:09,673
I WANT YOU
TO READ MINE,
1511
01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:12,876
JUST WHAT
I GOT SO FAR, ANYWAY.
1512
01:15:12,876 --> 01:15:14,510
LATER.
1513
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,282
I AIN'T FEELING
TOO GOOD, HARVARD.
1514
01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:22,185
I NEED
YOUR OPINION NOW.
1515
01:15:32,295 --> 01:15:33,296
"SIMON WILDER.
1516
01:15:33,296 --> 01:15:35,298
"BORN PORTLAND, MAINE,
1942.
1517
01:15:35,298 --> 01:15:37,701
SON OF HANK AND ANNA."
1518
01:15:37,701 --> 01:15:39,903
[TURNS PAGE]
1519
01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:42,706
"MARRIED 1962
TO LISA THORSTON.
1520
01:15:42,706 --> 01:15:46,042
FATHERED ONE SON
IN 1963."
1521
01:15:47,711 --> 01:15:50,714
"LEFT WIFE AND SON
IN 1963
1522
01:15:50,714 --> 01:15:52,916
TO JOIN
THE MERCHANT MARINE."
1523
01:15:57,721 --> 01:16:01,057
THAT'S AS FAR
AS I GOT.
1524
01:16:02,525 --> 01:16:04,327
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1525
01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:09,132
I THINK THAT, UH,
1526
01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:11,735
YOU SHOULD PUT THINGS
IN YOUR OBITUARY
1527
01:16:11,735 --> 01:16:14,070
THAT YOU'RE PROUD OF.
1528
01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:20,944
I THOUGHT IT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE FACTS.
1529
01:16:22,746 --> 01:16:25,348
YOU HAD A WIFE
AND A SON,
1530
01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:27,116
AND YOU LEFT THEM?
1531
01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:31,020
YEAH.
1532
01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:33,289
AND YOU NEVER
CAME BACK?
1533
01:16:33,289 --> 01:16:37,761
IT'S NOT SOMETHING
I'M PROUD OF,
HARVARD.
1534
01:16:38,762 --> 01:16:40,630
THAT'S COMFORTING.
1535
01:16:47,971 --> 01:16:49,372
UH...
1536
01:16:49,372 --> 01:16:51,708
DON'T YOU WANT
TO SEE HIM?
1537
01:16:52,776 --> 01:16:55,812
DO YOU THINK
HE'D FORGIVE ME?
1538
01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,451
EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.
1539
01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:07,256
WHAT DID YOUR FATHER
DO TO YOU
THAT WAS SO BAD?
1540
01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:08,658
WHAT DID HE DO?
1541
01:17:08,658 --> 01:17:10,760
HE ABANDONED MY MOTHER.
1542
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,762
I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
1543
01:17:12,762 --> 01:17:14,764
WHEN IT COMES
TO RELATIONSHIPS,
1544
01:17:14,764 --> 01:17:17,033
EVERYBODY'S
A USED CAR SALESMAN.
1545
01:17:17,033 --> 01:17:18,802
IS THAT YOUR PHILOSOPHY--
1546
01:17:18,802 --> 01:17:20,804
DON'T TRUST ANYONE?
1547
01:17:20,804 --> 01:17:23,807
NO. YOU GOTTA
TRUST PEOPLE.
1548
01:17:23,807 --> 01:17:27,443
YOU JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
IN THE WARRANTY.
1549
01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:29,412
THAT'S CUTE, SIMON.
1550
01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:32,415
THAT'S REALLY
CUTE BULLSHIT.
1551
01:17:32,415 --> 01:17:34,417
HARVARD...
1552
01:17:36,385 --> 01:17:38,221
YOU'D BE SURPRISED
1553
01:17:38,221 --> 01:17:41,424
HOW DIFFERENT
THE VIEW IS
ON THE WAY OUT
1554
01:17:41,424 --> 01:17:44,027
THAN ON THE WAY IN.
1555
01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:55,438
[BUGS BUNNY]
EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
1556
01:17:55,438 --> 01:17:56,840
HERE I AM.
1557
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:58,441
OH, HELLO,
HELLO, HELLO.
1558
01:17:58,441 --> 01:17:59,843
CAN I SHUT THIS OFF?
1559
01:17:59,843 --> 01:18:01,444
JUST
A COTTON-PICKIN'--
1560
01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:02,846
I HAVE TWO INVITES
1561
01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:04,247
TO THE LYNX.
1562
01:18:04,247 --> 01:18:06,850
THIS CARD WILL ADMIT
YOU AND A GUEST
1563
01:18:06,850 --> 01:18:09,853
TO THE GREATEST BASH
OF THE YEAR.
1564
01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:12,255
FOR YOU AND THE FACE,
I PRESUME.
1565
01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:15,258
UGH! THAT MEANS
I'LL HAVE TO MAKE UP
WITH HIM AGAIN.
1566
01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:17,460
MONTY! WHERE IS HE?
IS HE UPSTAIRS?
1567
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,462
TO THE LYNX?
GREAT! I'M READY.
1568
01:18:19,462 --> 01:18:20,864
I'M SORRY, JEFF.
1569
01:18:20,864 --> 01:18:23,632
I COULDN'T WORM
ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THEM.
1570
01:18:23,632 --> 01:18:24,633
HELLO.
1571
01:18:24,633 --> 01:18:26,736
FOR YOU,
LORD MONTAGUE.
1572
01:18:26,736 --> 01:18:27,871
GREAT.
1573
01:18:27,871 --> 01:18:29,873
THAT'S O.K.
MONTY'S A MONK.
1574
01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:31,875
HE'LL TAKE ME
AS HIS DATE.
1575
01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:34,778
SORRY, JEFF.
I'VE ALREADY
GOT A DATE.
1576
01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:37,080
YOU DO?
1577
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,481
YEAH.
1578
01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:40,817
I'M TAKING SIMON.
1579
01:18:48,291 --> 01:18:50,626
SO, I GUESS I'LL
TAKE YOU, JEFF.
1580
01:18:50,626 --> 01:18:51,861
GREAT.
1581
01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:54,630
WHAT ABOUT THE FACE?
1582
01:18:54,630 --> 01:18:56,299
HE CAN FEND
FOR HIMSELF.
1583
01:18:56,299 --> 01:18:59,502
SO WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
ON YOUR DATE?
1584
01:18:59,502 --> 01:19:00,904
OH, I DON'T KNOW
1585
01:19:00,904 --> 01:19:02,305
BECAUSE MY EVENING GOWN
1586
01:19:02,305 --> 01:19:04,507
HASN'T COME BACK
FROM THE CLEANERS.
1587
01:19:04,507 --> 01:19:06,509
HONEY, HASN'T
ANYONE TOLD YOU?
1588
01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:09,512
LYNX IS
A PAJAMA PARTY.
1589
01:19:09,512 --> 01:19:12,248
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
1590
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,055
BOY, OH, BOY,
OH, BOY.
1591
01:19:19,055 --> 01:19:20,656
DID ANYBODY
EVER TELL YOU
1592
01:19:20,656 --> 01:19:22,258
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE
MARILYN?
1593
01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:23,259
MONROE?
1594
01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:24,060
NO, SCHWARTZ.
1595
01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:26,062
HER FATHER
OWNS A DELI
1596
01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:28,464
WHERE WE GET
THIS KNOCKWURST
THAT'S THE BEST.
1597
01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:31,067
THERE'S A BOY
THAT KNOWS HOW
TO WEAR SILK.
1598
01:19:31,067 --> 01:19:33,669
HE'S COVERING
A TRAGIC BIRTHMARK.
1599
01:19:33,669 --> 01:19:35,071
AREN'T YOU
WHITMAN'S GHOST?
1600
01:19:35,071 --> 01:19:38,074
YOU'LL HARDLY KNOW
WHO I AM OR WHAT I MEAN.
1601
01:19:38,074 --> 01:19:39,675
YOU SHOULDN'T BE WITH ME.
1602
01:19:39,675 --> 01:19:41,077
AM I CRAMPING
YOUR STYLE?
1603
01:19:41,077 --> 01:19:43,079
LOOK AT HER.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
1604
01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:44,680
YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE.
1605
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:48,017
AND YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH HER.
1606
01:19:50,719 --> 01:19:51,821
SO WHAT?
1607
01:19:51,821 --> 01:19:52,822
SO WHAT?
1608
01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:54,423
YEAH. SO WHAT?
1609
01:19:54,423 --> 01:19:55,424
SO WHAT?
1610
01:19:55,424 --> 01:19:56,425
THAT'S EVERYTHING.
1611
01:19:56,425 --> 01:19:57,827
NOT TO HER
IT ISN'T.
1612
01:19:57,827 --> 01:20:00,096
SO PROVE HER WRONG.
1613
01:20:00,096 --> 01:20:03,099
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO GET HER TO ADMIT
1614
01:20:03,099 --> 01:20:04,700
SHE'S WRONG
ABOUT ANYTHING.
1615
01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:06,069
THAT PROVES
SHE LOVES YOU.
1616
01:20:06,069 --> 01:20:08,604
WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
1617
01:20:08,604 --> 01:20:11,640
"TO DRIVE FREE,
TO LOVE FREE,
1618
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,642
"TO COURT DESTRUCTION
WITH TAUNTS,
1619
01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,045
"TO FEED
THE REMAINDER OF LIFE
1620
01:20:16,045 --> 01:20:18,982
"WITH ONE HOUR
OF FULLNESS AND FREEDOM,
1621
01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:21,117
"ONE BRIEF HOUR
1622
01:20:21,117 --> 01:20:23,719
OF MADNESS AND JOY."
1623
01:20:23,719 --> 01:20:26,755
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DANCE?
1624
01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:28,391
UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T.
1625
01:20:28,391 --> 01:20:31,995
LET'S NOT GO OVERBOARD
WITH THIS STAYIN' ALIVE
JUNK.
1626
01:20:31,995 --> 01:20:33,897
YES, I WOULD.
JUST A MINUTE.
1627
01:20:33,897 --> 01:20:35,831
DON'T LET HER
BE A REGRET.
1628
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,967
IT'S WORSE THAN
BEING A LOSER.
1629
01:20:38,935 --> 01:20:40,536
WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
HONEY?
1630
01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:41,537
MARTY.
1631
01:20:41,537 --> 01:20:42,571
WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR, MARTY?
1632
01:20:42,571 --> 01:20:43,572
FRENCH.
1633
01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:44,974
[COURTNEY]
LEAVE ME ALONE!
1634
01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:46,375
JUST
FORGET ABOUT IT!
1635
01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:47,776
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1636
01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:50,313
HEY, BABY.
DON'T BE THAT WAY!
1637
01:20:50,313 --> 01:20:52,748
YOU'RE ALWAYS
TELLING ME HOW TO ACT!
1638
01:20:52,748 --> 01:20:55,751
I'M TIRED OF YOU
TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!
1639
01:20:55,751 --> 01:20:58,154
SUCH A JERK.
1640
01:20:58,154 --> 01:21:01,290
* I REACH IN SLOWLY *
1641
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:05,094
* JUST LIKE I WAS BLIND *
1642
01:21:07,230 --> 01:21:10,666
* I HEAR VOICES *
1643
01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:14,370
* THAT I DON'T
RECOGNIZE... **
1644
01:21:26,182 --> 01:21:27,783
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1645
01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:29,552
I'M ENDING OUR FRIENDSHIP.
1646
01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,075
[THUMP]
1647
01:21:53,776 --> 01:21:54,777
COURTNEY.
1648
01:21:54,777 --> 01:21:55,778
HMM?
1649
01:21:55,778 --> 01:21:57,080
WAKE UP.
1650
01:21:58,847 --> 01:22:00,816
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1651
01:22:00,816 --> 01:22:02,818
WHAT'S WRONG?
1652
01:22:02,818 --> 01:22:04,420
WHAT'S WRONG?
1653
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:05,421
SIMON.
1654
01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:06,822
[COUGHING]
1655
01:22:06,822 --> 01:22:09,825
DO YOU THINK
THERE'S A HELL?
1656
01:22:09,825 --> 01:22:12,428
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM
TO A HOSPITAL.
1657
01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:13,429
NO.
1658
01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:15,831
I PROMISED HIM.
1659
01:22:15,831 --> 01:22:19,035
I DIDN'T WANT
TO BE ALONE.
1660
01:22:20,869 --> 01:22:22,238
[THUNDER]
1661
01:22:22,238 --> 01:22:24,840
I'LL GO GET YOU
SOME WATER, O.K.?
1662
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:26,042
THANKS.
1663
01:22:28,844 --> 01:22:31,447
HEY, COULD YOU, UH,
1664
01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:33,249
WOULD YOU...
1665
01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:36,552
JUST SIT HERE
FOR A WHILE?
1666
01:22:40,856 --> 01:22:42,858
HEY...
1667
01:22:42,858 --> 01:22:43,859
COME ON.
1668
01:22:43,859 --> 01:22:45,461
YOU ALWAYS BOUNCE BACK.
1669
01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:46,862
YEAH.
1670
01:22:46,862 --> 01:22:48,864
WHEN I WAS KID,
I HAD A DOG,
1671
01:22:48,864 --> 01:22:50,266
A FUNNY-LOOKING
THING--
1672
01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:53,469
ORANGE HAIR,
BIG EARS...
1673
01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:55,871
SKINNY BODY.
1674
01:22:55,871 --> 01:22:58,874
HE USED TO LOVE
TO CHASE CARS.
1675
01:22:58,874 --> 01:23:01,544
HE GOT RUN OVER
THREE TIMES.
1676
01:23:03,279 --> 01:23:05,281
HE NEVER REALLY
GOT HURT.
1677
01:23:05,281 --> 01:23:07,283
HE'D GO HIDE
UNDER THE COUCH
1678
01:23:07,283 --> 01:23:08,884
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
1679
01:23:08,884 --> 01:23:10,219
WHEN HE CAME OUT,
1680
01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:13,222
HE'D GO RIGHT BACK
TO CHASING CARS AGAIN.
1681
01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:15,891
EVENTUALLY,
HE GOT OLD AND SICK.
1682
01:23:15,891 --> 01:23:18,894
GOD, WAS HE UGLY.
1683
01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:21,297
TOWARDS THE END,
1684
01:23:21,297 --> 01:23:24,900
HE WENT OFF IN THE WOODS
TO DIE ALONE.
1685
01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:27,903
HE LAID ON
A PILE OF LEAVES
1686
01:23:27,903 --> 01:23:29,905
PERFECTLY STILL.
1687
01:23:29,905 --> 01:23:31,907
YOU COULDN'T MOVE HIM.
1688
01:23:31,907 --> 01:23:33,909
IF YOU TRIED
TO TOUCH HIM,
1689
01:23:33,909 --> 01:23:35,778
HE'D SNAP AT YOU.
1690
01:23:35,778 --> 01:23:38,647
HERE YOU GO.
1691
01:23:38,647 --> 01:23:40,516
THANKS.
1692
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:46,455
I'M SCARED.
1693
01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:48,457
HEY, I'M HERE.
1694
01:23:50,193 --> 01:23:52,595
MONTY, IF I GET
THROUGH TONIGHT,
1695
01:23:52,595 --> 01:23:56,031
WOULD YOU DRIVE ME
SOMEPLACE TOMORROW?
1696
01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,402
YEAH. SURE.
1697
01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:00,803
TOMORROW?
1698
01:24:02,171 --> 01:24:03,206
YEAH, TOMORROW.
1699
01:24:03,206 --> 01:24:06,275
TOMORROW'S FINE.
1700
01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:09,778
I WANT
TO SEE MY SON...
1701
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,416
JUST ONCE.
1702
01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:31,234
WHAT ABOUT HIS THESIS?
DID HE HAND IT IN?
1703
01:24:31,234 --> 01:24:32,835
I DON'T KNOW.
1704
01:24:32,835 --> 01:24:34,837
IT'S DUE TODAY.
HE KNOWS.
1705
01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:38,841
EVERETT,
LET'S GO!
1706
01:24:40,843 --> 01:24:42,245
FINISHED MY THESIS.
1707
01:24:42,245 --> 01:24:44,847
IT'S NOT SO GREAT,
BUT IT'S DONE.
1708
01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:45,848
CONGRATULATIONS.
EVERETT!
1709
01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:46,849
YES!
1710
01:24:46,849 --> 01:24:49,252
SO...
WHAT ABOUT YOURS?
1711
01:24:49,252 --> 01:24:51,254
DID YOU
HAND IT IN ALREADY?
1712
01:24:51,254 --> 01:24:54,257
NOT DONE.
I'VE GOT TO TYPE UP
A BIBLIOGRAPHY.
1713
01:24:54,257 --> 01:24:57,260
YOU'LL BE ON THE ROAD.
HOW WILL YOU FINISH IT?
1714
01:24:57,260 --> 01:24:58,394
I GUESS I WON'T.
1715
01:24:58,394 --> 01:25:00,496
DID PITKANNAN
GIVE YOU AN EXTENSION?
1716
01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:01,797
NO.
1717
01:25:09,872 --> 01:25:12,007
MONTY...
1718
01:25:12,007 --> 01:25:13,642
CAN I COME?
1719
01:25:15,178 --> 01:25:16,812
YEAH.
1720
01:25:23,051 --> 01:25:27,190
* I MUST BE GOIN' *
1721
01:25:27,190 --> 01:25:31,660
* KISS ME GOODBYE *
1722
01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:34,830
* ALL THE COLORS
ARE CHANGIN' *
1723
01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:36,365
TURN IT AROUND.
1724
01:25:36,365 --> 01:25:39,835
* THERE'S A TEAR
IN MY EYE *
1725
01:25:39,835 --> 01:25:41,370
NO, THE OTHER WAY.
1726
01:25:41,370 --> 01:25:45,208
* AND I'M GOIN' FREE *
1727
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:49,978
* FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE *
1728
01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:54,850
* AND I NEVER GO RUNNIN' *
1729
01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:59,855
* ON THE WRONG SIDE *
1730
01:25:59,855 --> 01:26:04,227
* OH-OH *
1731
01:26:04,227 --> 01:26:07,363
* OH-OH-OH-OH *
1732
01:26:07,363 --> 01:26:12,100
* I NEVER GO RUNNIN' *
1733
01:26:12,100 --> 01:26:17,540
* ON THE WRONG SIDE **
1734
01:26:30,286 --> 01:26:31,687
HELLO,
UH, MR. WILDER.
1735
01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:33,889
UH, MY NAME'S
MONTY KESSLER.
1736
01:26:33,889 --> 01:26:35,791
I'M A STUDENT
AT HARVARD.
1737
01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:38,294
I GUESS IT WAS ABOUT
THREE MONTHS AGO
1738
01:26:38,294 --> 01:26:39,895
I MET YOUR FATHER,
1739
01:26:39,895 --> 01:26:41,297
AND HE'S IN THAT VAN.
1740
01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:43,198
HE WANTS TO SEE YOU.
1741
01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:48,304
I DON'T HAVE A FATHER.
1742
01:26:48,304 --> 01:26:50,306
PLEASE. HE'S VERY ILL.
1743
01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:53,108
HE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
1744
01:26:53,108 --> 01:26:54,977
I DON'T WANT
TO SEE HIM.
1745
01:26:54,977 --> 01:26:57,346
HE'S DYING.
1746
01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:01,717
PLEASE, JUST WALK OVER
FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES,
1747
01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:04,320
SAY HELLO,
LET HIM LOOK AT YOU,
1748
01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,721
AND THEN WE'LL GO,
1749
01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:08,924
AND YOU NEVER
HAVE TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
1750
01:27:12,928 --> 01:27:14,530
O.K.
1751
01:27:35,351 --> 01:27:38,554
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT FROM ME?
1752
01:27:40,723 --> 01:27:44,827
I JUST WANTED
TO LOOK AT YOU.
1753
01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:46,862
FINE.
1754
01:27:46,862 --> 01:27:48,697
HAVE A LOOK.
1755
01:27:51,967 --> 01:27:53,769
YOU SEEN ENOUGH?
1756
01:27:54,903 --> 01:27:56,505
YOU LOOK GOOD.
1757
01:28:00,376 --> 01:28:02,478
I'M YOUR FATHER.
1758
01:28:05,381 --> 01:28:07,583
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH.
1759
01:28:15,991 --> 01:28:18,594
UM...
1760
01:28:20,162 --> 01:28:22,598
I WAS WRONG...
1761
01:28:23,999 --> 01:28:26,802
AND I'M SORRY.
1762
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:29,805
YEAH, YOU WERE WRONG...
1763
01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:33,576
AND I DON'T CARE
ABOUT YOUR BEING SORRY.
1764
01:28:35,177 --> 01:28:37,179
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.
1765
01:28:37,179 --> 01:28:39,014
DADDY...
1766
01:28:39,014 --> 01:28:40,383
WHO IS THAT MAN?
1767
01:28:40,383 --> 01:28:43,486
THAT'S NOBODY, BABY.
1768
01:28:45,954 --> 01:28:47,756
THAT'S NOBODY.
1769
01:28:54,329 --> 01:28:56,632
[SCREEN DOOR CLOSES]
1770
01:28:56,632 --> 01:28:58,100
AHEM.
1771
01:29:27,329 --> 01:29:29,064
STOP THE CAR!
1772
01:29:29,064 --> 01:29:30,466
STOP THE CAR HERE!
1773
01:29:30,466 --> 01:29:31,667
RIGHT HERE!
1774
01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:32,668
STOP!
1775
01:29:38,441 --> 01:29:41,076
[JEFF]
HE'S TAKING
A LEAK, RIGHT?
1776
01:29:44,947 --> 01:29:46,849
THE DOG.
1777
01:29:48,551 --> 01:29:51,153
SIMON, GET BACK
IN THE VAN.
1778
01:29:51,153 --> 01:29:53,088
GET BACK--
1779
01:29:54,089 --> 01:29:57,092
[WHEEZING]
1780
01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:01,096
SIMON--SIMON...
1781
01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:03,098
SIMON...
1782
01:30:03,098 --> 01:30:06,168
YOU'RE NOT A DOG.
1783
01:30:47,610 --> 01:30:50,913
[LABORED BREATHING]
1784
01:31:16,438 --> 01:31:18,707
"I AM OF OLD AND YOUNG,
1785
01:31:18,707 --> 01:31:21,710
"OF THE FOOLISH
AS MUCH AS THE WISE.
1786
01:31:21,710 --> 01:31:23,311
"REGARDLESS OF OTHERS,
1787
01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:25,714
"EVER REGARDFUL OF OTHERS,
1788
01:31:25,714 --> 01:31:27,716
"MATERNAL
AS WELL AS PATERNAL.
1789
01:31:27,716 --> 01:31:30,118
"A CHILD
AS WELL AS A MAN,
1790
01:31:30,118 --> 01:31:33,121
"STUFFED WITH THE STUFF
THAT IS COARSE,
1791
01:31:33,121 --> 01:31:36,324
"AND STUFFED WITH THE STUFF
THAT IS FINE.
1792
01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:39,327
"ONE OF THE NATION
OF MANY NATIONS,
1793
01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:40,729
"THE SMALLEST THE SAME...
1794
01:31:40,729 --> 01:31:42,731
"AND THE LARGEST
THE SAME.
1795
01:31:42,731 --> 01:31:44,132
"I DEPART AS AIR.
1796
01:31:44,132 --> 01:31:47,335
"I SHAKE MY WHITE LOCKS
AT THE RUNAWAY SUN.
1797
01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:49,337
"I EFFUSE MY FLESH
IN EDDIES
1798
01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:51,740
"AND DRIFT IT
IN LACY JAGS.
1799
01:31:51,740 --> 01:31:54,342
"I BEQUEATH MYSELF
TO THE DIRT...
1800
01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:57,345
"TO GROW
FROM THE GRASS I LOVE.
1801
01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:59,347
"IF YOU WANT ME AGAIN,
1802
01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:02,150
"LOOK FOR ME
UNDER YOUR BOOT SOLES.
1803
01:32:02,150 --> 01:32:05,754
"YOU WILL HARDLY KNOW
WHO I AM OR WHAT I MEAN,
1804
01:32:05,754 --> 01:32:09,357
"BUT I SHALL BE
GOOD HEALTH TO YOU,
NEVERTHELESS,
1805
01:32:09,357 --> 01:32:12,294
"AND FILTER
AND FIBER YOUR BLOOD.
1806
01:32:12,294 --> 01:32:16,765
"FAILING TO FETCH ME
AT FIRST, KEEP ENCOURAGED.
1807
01:32:16,765 --> 01:32:20,368
"MISSING ME ONE PLACE,
SEARCH ANOTHER.
1808
01:32:20,368 --> 01:32:23,238
I STOP SOMEWHERE
WAITING FOR YOU."
1809
01:32:24,439 --> 01:32:26,875
OH, GOD.
1810
01:32:29,377 --> 01:32:30,579
SIMON?
1811
01:32:42,891 --> 01:32:45,994
[CRYING]
1812
01:32:54,803 --> 01:32:56,805
SIMON WROTE
HIS OWN OBITUARY,
1813
01:32:56,805 --> 01:33:00,008
AND HE ASKED ME
TO READ IT.
1814
01:33:03,078 --> 01:33:06,281
"SIMON B. WILDER
BIT IT ON WEDNESDAY."
1815
01:33:06,281 --> 01:33:08,817
[LAUGHS]
1816
01:33:08,817 --> 01:33:11,820
"HE SAW THE WORLD
OUT OF THE PORTHOLE
1817
01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:13,421
"OF A LEAKY FREIGHTER,
1818
01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:16,224
"WAS A COLLECTOR
OF MEMORIES,
1819
01:33:16,224 --> 01:33:19,161
AND INTERRUPTED A LECTURE
AT HARVARD."
1820
01:33:20,829 --> 01:33:22,831
"IN 50 YEARS
ON EARTH,
1821
01:33:22,831 --> 01:33:25,634
HE DID ONLY ONE THING
HE REGRETTED."
1822
01:33:26,969 --> 01:33:30,305
"HE'S SURVIVED
BY HIS FAMILY--
1823
01:33:30,305 --> 01:33:31,573
"JEFF HAWKES...
1824
01:33:31,573 --> 01:33:34,777
WHO ALWAYS
REMEMBERS TO FLUSH..."
1825
01:33:35,711 --> 01:33:36,745
"EVERETT CALLOWAY,
1826
01:33:36,745 --> 01:33:39,915
WHO KNOWS HOW
TO USE WORDS..."
1827
01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:44,052
"COURTNEY BLUMENTHAL...
1828
01:33:44,052 --> 01:33:45,453
"WHO IS STRONG
1829
01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:48,056
AND ALSO
KNOWS HOW TO LOVE..."
1830
01:33:49,992 --> 01:33:52,194
"AND MONTGOMERY KESSLER..."
1831
01:33:53,862 --> 01:33:57,465
"WHO WILL GRADUATE LIFE
WITH HONOR...
1832
01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:59,334
AND WITHOUT REGRET."
1833
01:34:27,095 --> 01:34:28,230
MR. KESSLER.
1834
01:34:32,901 --> 01:34:34,502
A THESIS ADVISOR,
1835
01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:35,904
I HAVE ALWAYS PRESUMED,
1836
01:34:35,904 --> 01:34:37,906
IS SUPPOSED
TO GIVE ADVICE,
1837
01:34:37,906 --> 01:34:41,343
ESPECIALLY ON
THE IDEA OF A THESIS.
1838
01:34:41,343 --> 01:34:42,144
I'M SORRY.
1839
01:34:42,144 --> 01:34:43,578
I MEANT YOU
NO DISRESPECT.
1840
01:34:43,578 --> 01:34:46,749
I CHANGED IT
BECAUSE I HAD TO WRITE
ABOUT SOMETHING
1841
01:34:46,749 --> 01:34:48,150
THAT I REALLY
BELIEVED IN.
1842
01:34:48,150 --> 01:34:50,753
YOUR NEW IDEA IS...
NAIVE IS A KIND WORD.
1843
01:34:50,753 --> 01:34:53,621
FOOLISHLY OPTIMISTIC
MIGHT BE MORE THE TRUTH.
1844
01:34:53,621 --> 01:34:56,925
ARE YOU WITHDRAWING
AS MY ADVISOR?
1845
01:34:56,925 --> 01:35:00,528
NO, I'M NOT WITHDRAWING
MY ENDORSEMENT.
1846
01:35:00,528 --> 01:35:01,930
I DON'T AGREE WITH
1847
01:35:01,930 --> 01:35:04,132
WHAT YOUR BRAIN
HAS PRODUCED,
1848
01:35:04,132 --> 01:35:04,933
BUT I...
1849
01:35:04,933 --> 01:35:07,202
I ADMIRE
ITS INDEPENDENCE.
1850
01:35:07,202 --> 01:35:11,740
NOT MANY PEOPLE
AGREE WITH MY IDEAS,
EITHER.
1851
01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:13,141
BUT I DO REGRET,
1852
01:35:13,141 --> 01:35:15,143
THAT BECAUSE
OF YOUR LATENESS,
1853
01:35:15,143 --> 01:35:18,881
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE
TO GRADUATE WITH HONORS.
1854
01:35:23,952 --> 01:35:27,155
THANK YOU, SIR,
FOR BEING A TRUE MENTOR.
1855
01:35:28,556 --> 01:35:29,557
GOOD LUCK...
1856
01:35:29,557 --> 01:35:31,159
MONTY.
1857
01:36:13,601 --> 01:36:15,203
"SHERRY KENDRIGAN,
1858
01:36:15,203 --> 01:36:16,338
ECONOMICS."
1859
01:36:19,607 --> 01:36:21,743
"ANASTASIA KINNSMAN,
1860
01:36:21,743 --> 01:36:23,345
"MAGNA CUM LAUDE,
1861
01:36:23,345 --> 01:36:25,613
"ROMANCE LANGUAGES.
1862
01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:26,748
"CHRISTINE KERWEIN,
1863
01:36:26,748 --> 01:36:28,350
"MAGNA CUM LAUDE,
1864
01:36:28,350 --> 01:36:30,518
"ENGLISH.
1865
01:36:30,518 --> 01:36:31,519
"MONTGOMERY KESSLER,
1866
01:36:31,519 --> 01:36:33,755
"GOVERNMENT.
1867
01:36:33,755 --> 01:36:35,023
"ROBERT KEISWETTER,
1868
01:36:35,023 --> 01:36:36,624
"SUMMA CUM LAUDE,
1869
01:36:36,624 --> 01:36:37,826
ECONOMICS..."
1870
01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:43,298
* MAY GOD BLESS
AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS *
1871
01:36:43,298 --> 01:36:46,902
* MAY YOUR WISHES
ALL COME TRUE *
1872
01:36:46,902 --> 01:36:49,104
* MAY YOU ALWAYS
DO FOR OTHERS... *
1873
01:36:49,104 --> 01:36:50,705
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1874
01:36:50,705 --> 01:36:53,108
THE CLASS OF 1994.
1875
01:36:53,108 --> 01:36:54,376
WHOO!WHOO!
WHOO!
1876
01:36:54,376 --> 01:36:58,380
* MAY YOUR HEART
ALWAYS BE JOYFUL *
1877
01:36:58,380 --> 01:37:01,716
* MAY YOUR SONG
ALWAYS BE SUNG *
1878
01:37:01,716 --> 01:37:07,856
* MAY YOU STAY *
1879
01:37:07,856 --> 01:37:11,359
* FOREVER YOUNG *
1880
01:37:14,863 --> 01:37:21,603
* MAY YOU STAY *
1881
01:37:21,603 --> 01:37:25,540
* FOREVER YOUNG **
1882
01:37:25,540 --> 01:37:28,543
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
1883
01:37:28,543 --> 01:37:31,746
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
1884
01:37:31,746 --> 01:37:34,950
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1994
WARNER BROS.
1885
01:37:40,755 --> 01:37:42,891
* SAY GOODBYE *
1886
01:37:42,891 --> 01:37:45,493
* TO NOT KNOWING WHEN *
1887
01:37:45,493 --> 01:37:48,496
* THE TRUTH IN MY *
1888
01:37:48,496 --> 01:37:52,167
* WHOLE LIFE BEGAN *
1889
01:37:52,167 --> 01:37:54,636
* SAY GOODBYE *
1890
01:37:54,636 --> 01:37:56,905
* TO NOT KNOWIN' HOW *
1891
01:37:56,905 --> 01:37:58,306
* TO CRY *
1892
01:37:58,306 --> 01:38:02,177
* YOU TAUGHT ME THAT *
1893
01:38:02,177 --> 01:38:05,580
* AND I'LL REMEMBER *
1894
01:38:05,580 --> 01:38:09,317
* THE STRENGTH
THAT YOU GAVE ME *
1895
01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:11,920
* NOW THAT I'M STANDIN' *
1896
01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:13,788
* ON MY OWN *
1897
01:38:13,788 --> 01:38:17,059
* I'LL REMEMBER *
1898
01:38:17,059 --> 01:38:22,530
* THE WAY
THAT YOU SAVED ME *
1899
01:38:22,530 --> 01:38:27,269
* I'LL REMEMBER *
1900
01:38:35,410 --> 01:38:37,812
* INSIDE *
1901
01:38:37,812 --> 01:38:39,814
* I WAS A CHILD *
1902
01:38:39,814 --> 01:38:42,817
* THAT COULD NOT MEND *
1903
01:38:42,817 --> 01:38:46,688
* A BROKEN WING *
1904
01:38:46,688 --> 01:38:48,957
* OUTSIDE *
1905
01:38:48,957 --> 01:38:50,959
* I'LL LOOK FOR A WAY *
1906
01:38:50,959 --> 01:38:56,698
* TO TEACH MY HEART
TO SING *
1907
01:38:56,698 --> 01:39:00,502
* AND I'LL REMEMBER *
1908
01:39:00,502 --> 01:39:03,838
* THE LOVE
THAT YOU GAVE ME *
1909
01:39:03,838 --> 01:39:06,574
* NOW THAT I'M STANDIN' *
1910
01:39:06,574 --> 01:39:08,110
* ON MY OWN *
1911
01:39:08,110 --> 01:39:11,980
* I'LL REMEMBER *
1912
01:39:11,980 --> 01:39:16,718
* THE WAY
THAT YOU CHANGED ME *
1913
01:39:16,718 --> 01:39:21,723
* I'LL REMEMBER *
1914
01:39:24,126 --> 01:39:26,594
* I LEARN *
1915
01:39:26,594 --> 01:39:29,131
* TO LET GO *
1916
01:39:29,131 --> 01:39:31,733
* OF THE ILLUSION *
1917
01:39:31,733 --> 01:39:35,603
* THAT WE CAN POSSESS *
1918
01:39:35,603 --> 01:39:38,006
* I LEARN *
1919
01:39:38,006 --> 01:39:40,142
* TO LET GO *
1920
01:39:40,142 --> 01:39:44,879
* I TRAVEL IN STILLNESS *
1921
01:39:44,879 --> 01:39:49,617
* AND I REMEMBER *
1922
01:39:49,617 --> 01:39:53,755
* HAPPINESS *
1923
01:39:53,755 --> 01:39:56,624
* I REMEMBER *
1924
01:39:56,624 --> 01:39:58,760
* I REMEMBER *
1925
01:40:01,029 --> 01:40:03,231
* MMM-MMM MMM-MMM *
1926
01:40:07,769 --> 01:40:10,372
* I REMEMBER *
1927
01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:14,776
* MMM-MMM MMM-MMM *
1928
01:40:16,911 --> 01:40:20,448
* AND I'LL REMEMBER *
1929
01:40:20,448 --> 01:40:23,785
* THE LOVE
THAT YOU GAVE ME *
1930
01:40:23,785 --> 01:40:26,188
* NOW THAT I'M STANDIN' *
1931
01:40:26,188 --> 01:40:28,056
* ON MY OWN *
1932
01:40:28,056 --> 01:40:31,926
* I'LL REMEMBER *
1933
01:40:31,926 --> 01:40:36,664
* THE WAY
THAT YOU CHANGED ME *
1934
01:40:36,664 --> 01:40:39,334
* I'LL REMEMBER *
1935
01:40:39,334 --> 01:40:41,069
* I'LL REMEMBER *
1936
01:40:41,069 --> 01:40:43,738
* THOUGH I'VE NEVER BEEN
AFRAID TO CRY *
1937
01:40:43,738 --> 01:40:46,541
* NOW I FINALLY HAVE
A REASON WHY *
1938
01:40:46,541 --> 01:40:47,942
* MMM-MMM *
1939
01:40:47,942 --> 01:40:50,812
* I'LL REMEMBER *
1940
01:40:50,812 --> 01:40:52,347
* I'LL REMEMBER *
1941
01:40:52,347 --> 01:40:55,217
* NEVER NEVER BEEN
AFRAID TO CRY *
1942
01:40:55,217 --> 01:40:57,952
* NOW I FINALLY HAVE
A REASON WHY *
1943
01:40:57,952 --> 01:40:59,821
* MMM-MMM *
1944
01:40:59,821 --> 01:41:03,591
* REMEMBER **
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