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Femme Fatales 1x06
Girls Gone Dead
Original Air Date on June 10, 2011
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♪
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Okay, here's one.
20 bucks says you can't name
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all seven dwarves.
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Easy, Dopey, Sleepy,
Sexy, Drunky--
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What? Sexy--
...Charming.
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No, that's not it.
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Whatever.
It's a loaded question.
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You do it for 40.
Ready? Like a Gatling gun.
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Dopey, Doc, Sleepy,
Sneezy, uh--
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You owe me 40 bucks.
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Let's get to work.
Love this job.
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You got the envelope?
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Yeah, I got it
right here.
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We're here
to make you famous.
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♪
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♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
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♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
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♪ And I'm hooked here, too ♪
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♪ Your fooling around's ♪
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♪ Getting bloodon my shoes, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa ♪
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♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
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♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
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♪ I've got an alibi, too ♪
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♪ So don't look around ♪
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♪ I've got nothing to lose ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa ♪
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Psychologists believe that
the brain doesn't stop maturing
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until we're well
into our twenties.
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What does that mean for
a girl who's turned 18?
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Legally, she's an adult,
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yet she still has
a brain that's--
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well, let's just say a brain
that's not fully cooked.
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I guess that's why
we go away to college.
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It's like an incubator--
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a place to keep our bodies safe
and our brains baking
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until we're able to make
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informed, intelligent choices.
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But what happens when our bodies
are ready, willing, and able,
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yet our minds
are not mature enough
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to make these right decisions,
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especially when faced
with a friendly smile,
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and irresistible
temptations like
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a T-shirt,
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or worse...
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plastic beads?
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You can't expect a girl
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whose body that's trying
to catch up to its brain
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to understand concepts
like consequences,
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particularly with
a little booze involved,
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and some soft light,
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and a charming man
with a camera.
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I'm Tiffany,
president of the sorority.
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I'm Jay Roma.
We know who you are.
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You're famous!
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Infamous is more like it.
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This is Kip, my crude
yet competent cameraman.
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Hello.
I'm Erida.
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Erida?
Erida? That's a new one.
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It's an old one, actually.
I'm named after a Greek goddess.
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The goddess of sexy librarians?
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'Cause of the glasses? Cute.
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And you are?
Alexis. Social secretary.
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I plan the parties.
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Hi, Alexis.
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Did you find
the place okay?
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Got a little lost,
but we're here now.
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You're not on sorority row,
so it as a bit confusing.
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So maybe we should get
down to business first?
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Oh.
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I'll take that.
I'm sorority treasurer.
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Ten grand. You can count it.
We trust you.
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You saved us
from foreclosure.
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You're saving our asses,
you know.
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Can't wait to see
those cute asses.
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I should have hired a eunuch.
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Forgive him.
Who's Eunuch?
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No one you'd ever want
to meet, Alexis.
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So whatever happened
to a bake sale
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or a car wash?
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You can't make ten grand
baking cookies.
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Well, we're happy to help.
Do you know how this works?
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Let's meet the girls.
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I guarantee there is not
a hotter party in the world
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and no place I'd rather be
than right here
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with the girls
of Theta Alpha Nu!
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Ten smoking hot coeds
and yours truly!
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I got a feeling we're gonna
see some truly Crazy Chixx!
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Let's find out just how crazy!
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How was that?
That was good.
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All right, let's get this party started.
Right on.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Yeah, spank--
More of that stuff.
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You see that stuff?
That's what we're looking for.
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♪
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Come on, girls,
shake your money makers.
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Let's go.
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Drinks are free, girls.
Drink up.
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Yeah!
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Who's that in the red shirt?
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Yeah, shake 'em, baby.
Shake 'em.
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Whoo!
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Lotta dimes here, girls.
Drink up.
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Yeah! Chug-a-lug!
Party time!
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Get it going, girls.
Come on, Kip, don't miss it.
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Yeah, ladies! Ladies!
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Keep it going.
It's a party. Whatever.
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Madame President,
I need you to go over there--
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All right?
Leave it to me.
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♪
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Jeannie and Betty.
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You girls ready
to earn that money?
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♪
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All right.
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On the bed.
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Here.
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SoCo?
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What is this,
high school?
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Here.
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Drinking from the bottle?
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I thought you Theta girls
had more manners.
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I don't think
they need a chaperone.
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What is this, Sunday school?
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Girls, you're making
even Kip soft.
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Get into it.
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Well, they didn't need
much coaxing.
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What is it about a video camera
that would make
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an otherwise reasonable girl
act like this?
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Take your fucking tops off.
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Are we crazy?
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No, we're not.
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We know exactly
what we're doing.
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Do we?
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Come on!
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I don't know if I can
go through with this.
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Um, hello? A little late,
don't you think?
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Yeah, Emily.
The camera's rolling.
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I don't want to be a bitch, Em,
but we signed an oath.
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We're all in this together.
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Can I have some of those?
No.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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This is a great opportunity.
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It will be worth it.
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When is it our turn?
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Calm down.
We'll all get our chance.
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Let's just do what they ask.
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That's what we're
getting paid for.
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How'd they do?
Tiffany, I don't mean to seem petty,
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but our deal was for 10 girls
and I only see 9.
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Oh, there are 10.
Caroline's in her room.
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She's not feeling well,
but you'll meet her soon.
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I promise.
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She as cute as the rest of you?
Caroline?
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Oh, yeah,
she's a perfect 10.
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I gotta reload.
Can I have the keys?
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Right on.
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Wait! I've never been
inside a tour bus before.
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Well, then you haven't lived.
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Kip? We're working.
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I'll be 4 1/2 minutes.
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It's a lot bigger
than I thought.
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That's what she--
Please don't!
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Sorry.
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I bet this thing doesn't
get very good mileage.
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Oh, don't kid yourself.
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We've gotten plenty
of mileage out of this one.
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Do you ever say anything
that's not perverted?
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Occupational hazard,
I guess.
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Good. I like it.
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Is it true you're worth like
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three hundred trillion dollars?
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Three hundred trillion?
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Well, maybe not three hundred,
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but you're definitely
a trillionaire, aren't you?
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Yeah, definitely.
Wow.
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What's in there?
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There?
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How did you get into this, Jay?
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Oh, long story.
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Ooh! Tell us! Tell us!
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Okay.
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I was a senior in high school,
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and my dad got me this
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Polaroid camera
for Christmas...
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and I was at this girl's house.
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Emily Murphy.
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Hot little cheerleader chick.
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Way out of my league.
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I bet this bed has seen
a thing or two.
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Well, eight's our record,
actually.
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Emily's waiting
for me to make a move,
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which, admittedly at the time,
I was not very good at.
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Believe it or not,
I was pretty innocent.
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So instead of making a move,
I take a Polaroid.
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And I swear to God,
when that flash went off,
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and that film came shooting
out of the front,
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it was like,
I don't know...
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like the ultimate
aphrodisiac for her.
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So I take another and another.
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Five photos later...
she's naked,
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and I'm in business.
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Wow, this mattress
is better than mine.
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Feel how firm it is.
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Shouldn't that be my line?
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There you go again.
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But I wish it was.
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I stumble upon a little known fact
that makes me a very wealthy man--
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Women are natural
exhibitionists.
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And men,
we're born voyeurs.
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We should really get going.
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Are you turning me down?
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Oh, my.
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Uh, not by choice.
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I have a confession.
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I kind of have a fetish
for older guys.
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At 17, I realize that all a
girl needs is a little booze
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and a camera...
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and she'll do
anything you want.
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What a coincidence,
I have a fetish for girls, period.
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Well, then we'll
get along just fine.
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Whoa!
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I have also a fetish
for not pissing off Jay.
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So, come on,
let's get back.
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Thanks, man.
I gotta go powder my nose.
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Bathroom's
at the end of the hall.
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Okay, thanks.
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Oh, hey, no hard feelings?
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We'll see.
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Oh, flowers
for the pretty girl.
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You shoot everything
on the X-100?
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Huh?
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The camera-- the X-100.
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Emily's a movie major.
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Yeah, look,
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I've shot a billion
of these things,
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and I still don't know
a damn thing about that.
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Okay, well, say hello.
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Show us your chest!
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Are you sure you're 18?
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Come here.
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All right, that's enough.
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Don't tell me you're camera shy.
No, no, no, no.
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Whoo!
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All right, all right,
that's enough!
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Come on, take it easy.
No, no, no.
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Look, I said that's enough!
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What he fuck?
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You like the house?
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I have a strict policy.
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I don't participate.
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Why not?
261
00:17:15,454 --> 00:17:18,189
I built my brand
on crazy chicks,
262
00:17:18,223 --> 00:17:20,625
not on some douche bag
trying to get with them.
263
00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:24,295
You've never been in
one of your videos?
264
00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:27,698
No. Never.
It would ruin my reputation.
265
00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:29,833
Nobody lives here.
266
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:33,003
Of course we live here.
It's our sorority house.
267
00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:34,472
This is no sorority.
268
00:17:34,506 --> 00:17:35,640
Nobody lives here.
269
00:17:35,674 --> 00:17:36,808
And that's water.
270
00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:39,954
Water is the source of all life.
271
00:17:40,179 --> 00:17:42,914
Why are all the vodka bottles
filled with water?
272
00:17:42,948 --> 00:17:45,450
We don't want
to be drunk for this.
273
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,288
Who are you?
274
00:17:51,623 --> 00:17:53,090
Where the hell is Kip?
275
00:17:56,427 --> 00:17:58,828
My fault. Sorry.
276
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:00,463
Where the hell is he?
277
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,364
Let's just say
his willpower lost this time.
278
00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:03,799
Kip! You're fired!
279
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,634
Don't blame him.
He couldn't resist.
280
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,436
What happened?
What did you do?
281
00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:11,540
Jesus Christ! He knows better.
To hell with him.
282
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:13,042
You know how
to work this thing?
283
00:18:13,076 --> 00:18:14,610
Hell, yeah.
Good. Come on.
284
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,946
I want to make
this horny bastard sorry.
285
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:20,683
We have just the thing.
286
00:18:56,254 --> 00:18:58,655
Oh, you girls
don't fuck around.
287
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:02,058
No. We put a lot of thought
into this night.
288
00:19:19,111 --> 00:19:20,913
Roll camera.
289
00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:23,148
♪
290
00:20:22,475 --> 00:20:24,576
Cut.
♪
291
00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:26,378
What are you doing?
292
00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:31,049
We know you don't want
to be on camera,
293
00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:34,253
but I think we're entitled
to some bragging rights.
294
00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:43,066
Bragging rights?
295
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:48,571
We want to be able to say
that we fucked Jay Roma.
296
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:56,244
All right,
this is against my--
297
00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:58,179
No one will ever know.
298
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,614
I promise.
299
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,619
You've had a lot of girls.
300
00:21:05,653 --> 00:21:09,823
But have you ever had
an entire sorority house?
301
00:21:09,858 --> 00:21:12,593
♪
302
00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:42,425
♪
303
00:21:48,732 --> 00:21:50,167
Hey!
304
00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:53,370
Where's number ten?
305
00:21:53,404 --> 00:21:54,739
You know, number ten?
306
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,140
Caroline?
307
00:21:56,174 --> 00:21:59,077
You'll meet her very soon.
308
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:00,578
I promise.
309
00:22:02,682 --> 00:22:04,750
Hey.
310
00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:40,352
All right, this is
getting kind of kinky.
311
00:22:40,386 --> 00:22:42,054
Oh, no, this is so hot.
312
00:22:42,088 --> 00:22:44,156
Oh, my gosh.
Totally hot.
313
00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:45,424
What do you think, Jay?
314
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:47,793
Fucking hot.
Yeah.
315
00:22:52,032 --> 00:22:54,834
All right, peek-a-boo.
316
00:22:54,868 --> 00:22:57,803
Hey, I can't see.
317
00:22:57,838 --> 00:22:59,639
I think you need to cool down.
318
00:23:02,943 --> 00:23:04,444
What the hell we doing?
319
00:23:04,478 --> 00:23:06,779
We have another surprise
for you.
320
00:23:06,814 --> 00:23:08,915
Step up.
You go.
321
00:23:08,949 --> 00:23:10,683
Oh, that's fucking cold!
322
00:23:12,052 --> 00:23:13,152
Okay.
323
00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:15,421
I get it.
Very funny!
324
00:23:15,456 --> 00:23:18,391
I love it.
325
00:23:18,425 --> 00:23:20,927
All right, look,
this is getting dangerous.
326
00:23:20,961 --> 00:23:22,061
Tiffany?
327
00:23:22,095 --> 00:23:24,864
I'm getting kind of
used to that name.
328
00:23:24,899 --> 00:23:26,799
It's got a nice ring to it.
329
00:23:26,834 --> 00:23:28,568
My name real is Jessica.
330
00:23:28,602 --> 00:23:30,503
But you wouldn't
remember that, Jay.
331
00:23:30,537 --> 00:23:34,640
Tiffany is just a variation
of a Greek name.
332
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:35,640
Tisiphone.
333
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:37,175
She was a goddess--
334
00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:39,611
the goddess of vengeance.
335
00:23:39,645 --> 00:23:42,547
All right, uh...
336
00:23:42,581 --> 00:23:43,815
Kip!
337
00:23:43,849 --> 00:23:45,516
But I thought you wanted
to meet Caroline.
338
00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:47,151
Fuck Caroline!
339
00:23:47,185 --> 00:23:49,120
You already did!
340
00:23:49,154 --> 00:23:51,890
You got me and Caroline drunk.
341
00:23:51,924 --> 00:23:53,425
Really drunk.
342
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,328
Then you gave us some money.
343
00:23:57,664 --> 00:23:59,999
And then you ruined our lives.
344
00:24:02,169 --> 00:24:04,337
Shit! It's her!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
345
00:24:04,372 --> 00:24:05,939
Dude, that's fucking her!
346
00:24:05,974 --> 00:24:09,410
We had to drop out of school,
change our names,
347
00:24:09,444 --> 00:24:11,879
and no matter where we moved
or what we did,
348
00:24:11,913 --> 00:24:14,081
we could not get away
what we did for you.
349
00:24:14,115 --> 00:24:17,317
And this goddamn ice
is hotter than you.
350
00:24:17,351 --> 00:24:19,485
Now heat the fuck up.
351
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,320
Now get into it!
352
00:24:21,355 --> 00:24:26,225
Of course, I handled it better
a lot better than she did.
353
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,274
Keep the money.
354
00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:43,609
All right?
355
00:24:43,643 --> 00:24:47,179
Keep the money
and let me go.
356
00:24:48,582 --> 00:24:50,450
Kip!
357
00:24:50,484 --> 00:24:52,652
I don't think
he's gonna be much help.
358
00:24:54,522 --> 00:24:56,123
Nobody lives here.
359
00:24:56,157 --> 00:24:59,127
Of course we live here,
it's our sorority house.
360
00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:02,797
Who are you?
361
00:25:02,832 --> 00:25:04,666
You're a fucking dime a dozen!
362
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,334
There's a billion more
sluts out there
363
00:25:06,369 --> 00:25:08,770
who won't pull this hurt
little girl shit.
364
00:25:08,805 --> 00:25:11,639
We're just crazy chicks, Kip.
Isn't that what you want?
365
00:25:11,674 --> 00:25:15,176
Put your training bra back on
and get the fuck out!
366
00:25:15,210 --> 00:25:16,810
Here. Here.
367
00:25:16,845 --> 00:25:18,412
Keep the fucking T-shirt.
368
00:25:18,446 --> 00:25:20,581
You're not college students.
369
00:25:34,328 --> 00:25:36,262
I know you. You're name's
not Erida, is it?
370
00:25:36,297 --> 00:25:38,398
Very good, Kip.
371
00:25:38,432 --> 00:25:41,401
I'm gonna give you a little
lesson in Greek mythology.
372
00:25:41,435 --> 00:25:43,770
You see, Erida was
a Greek goddess--
373
00:25:43,804 --> 00:25:45,671
the goddess of hate.
374
00:25:45,706 --> 00:25:48,574
She could only be at peace
once blood was spilled.
375
00:25:48,609 --> 00:25:51,677
What are you gonna do?
Isn't it obvious?
376
00:26:01,787 --> 00:26:04,121
By the way, I'm Ashley.
377
00:26:04,156 --> 00:26:06,557
When you filmed me,
that was my name.
378
00:26:06,591 --> 00:26:10,061
It was her brilliant idea
to use Greek names.
379
00:26:10,095 --> 00:26:13,965
Alexis,
from the Greek name Alecto.
380
00:26:13,999 --> 00:26:16,068
The goddess of unresting.
381
00:26:16,102 --> 00:26:18,904
I haven't rested
since I met you, Jay.
382
00:26:18,939 --> 00:26:22,808
Ash graduated magna cum laude
in Ancient Greek.
383
00:26:22,843 --> 00:26:25,778
She's a member of Mensa,
dipshit.
384
00:26:25,813 --> 00:26:28,849
I have a feeling
I'll rest tonight.
385
00:26:28,883 --> 00:26:30,317
What do you want?
386
00:26:30,351 --> 00:26:31,585
What do you want?
387
00:26:31,619 --> 00:26:32,819
Isn't it obvious?
388
00:26:32,854 --> 00:26:35,021
We all appeared in your videos.
389
00:26:35,056 --> 00:26:38,892
Now it's your turn
to be in ours.
390
00:26:38,927 --> 00:26:40,094
What are you doing?
391
00:26:40,128 --> 00:26:41,929
After everything
we just told you,
392
00:26:41,963 --> 00:26:43,664
you still can't figure it out?
393
00:26:44,899 --> 00:26:46,099
And we're rolling.
394
00:26:50,137 --> 00:26:52,372
Okay. All right.
395
00:26:52,406 --> 00:26:55,408
I know what you're doing,
you dumb bitches.
396
00:26:55,443 --> 00:26:57,210
You think you're gonna
embarrass me?
397
00:26:57,245 --> 00:26:59,613
You think you're gonna film me
398
00:26:59,647 --> 00:27:01,282
and make me look like
an asshole
399
00:27:01,316 --> 00:27:02,683
and ruin my reputation?
400
00:27:02,718 --> 00:27:05,653
When I get out of here,
you're all dead!
401
00:27:05,688 --> 00:27:07,222
Fuck you!
402
00:27:07,256 --> 00:27:09,457
And fuck your whore friend
Caroline!
403
00:27:09,492 --> 00:27:11,926
And to think I had second
thoughts about this.
404
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,262
I told you
it would be worth it.
405
00:27:14,296 --> 00:27:17,898
I'm gonna sue you
for everything you've got!
406
00:27:17,933 --> 00:27:21,835
You wanna film me?
407
00:27:21,869 --> 00:27:24,204
Go ahead and film me,
you stupid whores.
408
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,842
Come on. Let's go
upstairs and clean up.
409
00:27:39,688 --> 00:27:41,055
Wait!
410
00:27:44,059 --> 00:27:45,593
Congrats, Jay.
411
00:27:45,627 --> 00:27:48,163
This is will definitely
be your biggest hit ever.
412
00:27:50,099 --> 00:27:51,232
Where are you going?
413
00:27:51,267 --> 00:27:52,767
Hey, come back here.
414
00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,569
No. Come back.
415
00:27:54,603 --> 00:27:56,438
Please. Hey.
416
00:27:56,472 --> 00:27:59,207
Come back.
417
00:28:17,393 --> 00:28:19,361
Hey!
418
00:28:20,296 --> 00:28:22,698
Help! Help!
419
00:28:28,338 --> 00:28:31,740
Luckily, most people
can't speak Greek.
420
00:28:31,775 --> 00:28:33,942
If Kip or Jay did,
they may recognize
421
00:28:33,976 --> 00:28:35,978
that Theta Alpha Nu
422
00:28:36,012 --> 00:28:39,548
are the first three letters
of the word thanatos.
423
00:28:40,817 --> 00:28:42,684
That's Greek for death.
424
00:28:42,719 --> 00:28:44,720
Clever girls.
425
00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:49,591
Jay Roma.
426
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:52,993
He made his first million
at the age of 25.
427
00:28:53,028 --> 00:28:55,796
His first hundred million
by the age of 32.
428
00:28:55,830 --> 00:28:58,231
But by 35...
429
00:28:58,266 --> 00:29:02,869
20 million hits
on his very last video.
430
00:29:02,904 --> 00:29:04,671
I guess these chicks
431
00:29:04,705 --> 00:29:06,973
are crazierthan what he ever dreamed.
432
00:29:08,142 --> 00:29:09,609
And as the Greeks say--
433
00:29:09,643 --> 00:29:11,244
Kali nichta.
434
00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:12,779
Good night.
435
00:29:12,814 --> 00:29:16,814
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
436
00:29:17,052 --> 00:29:18,920
♪ If I was you ♪
437
00:29:18,954 --> 00:29:21,089
♪ I would runfor your life ♪
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