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>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK."
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>> MRS. CALDARELLO, WE'VE HAD
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TREMENDOUS SUCCESS IN LIP
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RECONSTRUCTION USING THE
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PATIENT'S LABIAL FOLDS.
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>> WHAT ABOUT WHEN
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MY HUSBAND KISSES ME? IF HE
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FINDS OUT, HE'LL NEVER KISS ME
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AGAIN.
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>> WHAT ABOUT THE SECRET JOY OF
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KNOWING THAT IT'S THE FIRST TIME
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THOSE LIPS WILL HAVE EVER BEEN
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KISSED?
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>> DO IT. PUT MY PUSSY ON MY
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LIPS.
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>> IF I MAY ASK, THEODORA.
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>> CALL ME TEDDY.
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>> WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE
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YOU'RE INTERVIEWING ME?
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>> I AM.
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ANYTHING ELSE YOU FIND
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INTERESTING?
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>> THE TUMOR HAS SPREAD TO THE
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SUPRACLAVICULAR LYMPH NODES.
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>> GIVE ME A BALLPARK.
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>> 6 MONTHS.
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[BEEPING]
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>> I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME.
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>> HOW DOES IT LOOK? ANY MOTHS?
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>> GIVE ME A MINUTE.
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JUST TO TRY IT ON.
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>> EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, BIZZY?
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IT'S BEEN IN STORAGE SINCE THE
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DAY YOUR FATHER AND I GOT
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MARRIED.
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>> NO, IT'S FINE. I JUST NEED
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A LITTLE PRIVACY. PLEASE.
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>> OH. SURE.
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BIZZY. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL HER,
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HUH?
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>> SINCE SHE WAS 2 YEARS OLD,
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SHE WAS ALWAYS GETTING INTO
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THINGS. REARRANGING HER ROOM,
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SORTING OUT THE SILVERWARE.
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VERY INDUSTRIOUS LITTLE GIRL.
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I ENCOURAGED HER. I TOLD HER,
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YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT, WORK
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HARD, YOU'RE GONNA GET WHATEVER
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YOU WANT IN LIFE.
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BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT. SHE WAS
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NOT GOING TO GET ANYWHERE ON
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HER LOOKS.
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>> COULD I GET YOU A DRINK,
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MARIELA? SODA, WATER?
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>> PLEASE. AND CALL ME "MAMA".
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>> OH.
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>> PATRON DOBLE. BECAUSE WE ARE
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CELEBRATING, AREN'T WE?
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MY DAUGHTER IS GETTING MARRIED.
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AND TO A MAN OF ALL THINGS.
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>> YEAH, WELL, NOBODY'S PERFECT.
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>> PRETTY CLOSE.
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>> HA...
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>> SO WHY ARE YOU MARRYING
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MY DAUGHTER?
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>> UM...THE SEX.
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>> HA HA HA!
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THE LAST TIME I VISITED, SHE WAS
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A FLANNEL-SHIRT WEARING
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LESBIANA WHO WAS HAVING TROUBLE
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GETTING A DATE.
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WHAT IS THE REAL STORY HERE?
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>> THE REAL STORY IS I SHOULD
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BE TOASTING YOU FOR GIVING ME
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SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
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TO FAMILY.
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>> SO YOU'RE GAY? THIS IS AN
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ARRANGEMENT BETWEEN YOU TYPES?
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YOU GET INSURANCE NOW OR
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SOMETHING. HMM?
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>> CHRISTIAN. CAN YOU COME IN
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HERE, PLEASE?
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>> YEAH.
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>> CAN YOU PLEASE--COULD YOU
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HELP ZIP THIS FOR ME?
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>> AH...
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[LIZ GRUNTING]
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>> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LET
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THIS OUT A LITTLE.
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>> OH, NO, I CAN'T. THIS IS AN
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ANTIQUE. IT'S AN "AS IS" KIND OF
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THING.
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>> WELL, THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK.
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SO, UH, WHY DON'T WE JUST BUY
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YOU ANOTHER DRESS AND WE CAN
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START IT ON TRADITION?
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>> OH-OH. NO. YOU DON'T
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UNDERSTAND. EVER SINCE I COULD
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REMEMBER, MY MOM HAS WANTED ME
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TO WEAR THIS DRESS IN MY
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WEDDING. AND THEN I CAME OUT
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TO HER, AND NEITHER OF US
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THOUGHT THIS WOULD EVER HAPPEN.
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A TRADITIONAL WEDDING?
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IN A CHURCH?
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IN MY MOM'S DRESS?
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THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME NOW.
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>> ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT THIS
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IS ABOUT?
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>> BIZZY. YOU KNOW VERY WELL IT
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IS BAD LUCK FOR THE GROOM TO SEE
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YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT BEFORE
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THE WEDDING.
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>> MA! THE DRESS DOESN'T FIT!
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>> AY, MIRA. IT'S THOSE TATAS
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OF YOURS. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
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TOP-HEAVY.
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>> LADIES, I THINK WE'RE GOING
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GOWN SHOPPING.
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>> NO. IF I CAN'T TOUCH THE
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DRESS, THEN I'M GONNA SHRINK
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MY CHEST. I WANTED IT BEFORE,
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NOW I HAVE TO.
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BOOK ME FOR A BREAST REDUCTION.
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>> * MAKE ME
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BEAUTIFUL
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MAKE ME
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A PERFECT SOUL
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A PERFECT MIND
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A PERFECT FACE
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A PERFECT
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LIE *
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>> WELL, THIS IS QUITE
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A SURPRISE.
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>> IT CERTAINLY IS.
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TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE
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ABOUT YOURSELF NOW,
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MRS. CALDARELLO.
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>> HER TITS, HER ASS, THAT
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TURKEY WADDLE UNDER HER CHIN,
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AND MAYBE YOU COULD LIGHTEN THE
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LUGGAGE UNDER HER EYES.
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>> I GUESS THE ONLY THING YOU
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DON'T HAVE TO DO ARE MY LIPS.
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>> OH, NOT THOSE BEAUTIES.
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YOU DID SUCH A BANG-UP JOB ON
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THEM, DOCTORS. THAT'S WHY WE
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FLEW ALL THE WAY OUT HERE.
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>> WELL...THAT'S VERY
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FLATTERING, MRS. CALDARELLO.
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YOU NEVER STRUCK ME AS THE
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MAKEOVER TYPE. WE COULD BARELY
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TALK YOU INTO REPAIRING THE
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DAMAGE FROM YOUR OVEN, I BELIEVE
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IT WAS?
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>> IT'S NICE WORK IF I DO SAY
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MYSELF. I MEAN, YOU COULD NEVER
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TELL THAT THE SKIN CAME FROM
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YOUR--
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>> BREASTS. NO. NEVER.
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>> ORDINARILY IT WOULD BE FINE
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FOR ALLEGRA HERE TO LET GRAVITY
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TAKE ITS COURSE, BUT SHE'S GOTTA
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GO BACK IN THE MARKET.
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I'VE GOT PROSTATE CANCER.
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THE DOCTORS AREN'T OPTIMISTIC.
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OH, BOY. I ALWAYS FIGURED BY THE
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TIME I KICKED, SHE'D BE SET,
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FINANCIALLY SPEAKING.
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>> I'LL BE FINE, MANNY.
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I CAN GET A JOB.
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>> WITH WHAT SKILLS, HONEY?
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WITH A LITTLE LUCK AND A LOT OF
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SURGERY, SHE'LL FIND ANOTHER
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GUY. SOMEONE WHO CAN CARE FOR
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HER IN THE MANNER TO WHICH SHE
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SHOULD HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED.
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OH, THOSE LIPS...
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I'M GONNA MISS THEM LIKE
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NOBODY'S BUSINESS. OOH. DAMN.
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WHERE'S THE HEAD?
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ALL I DO IS PISS THESE DAYS
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'CAUSE OF THE BIG "C."
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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>> BY THE WAY, I SAW YOU ON THAT
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TV SHOW YOU DID. I WAS QUITE
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UPSET ABOUT THAT CHARACTER YOU
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BASED ON ME. THE ONE YOU
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CALLED--I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
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>> PUSSYLIPS.
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>> THAT'S THE ONE.
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AND THE PART ABOUT HER FATHER
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ABUSING HER?
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>> MRS. CALDARELLO--
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>> HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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>> I AM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR
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HUSBAND. I KNOW HOW DEVOTED YOU
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ARE TO EACH OTHER.
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>> I CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT
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HIM.
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>> HEY, SADIE.
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>> SADIE?
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>> SADIE SADIE, MARRIED LADY.
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JUST TRYING TO KEEP THINGS LIGHT
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SINCE YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE
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I STOLE YOUR JOB, WHEN YOU LOOK
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AT ME AT ALL.
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>> LET'S HAVE A LITTLE GIRL
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TALK, SHALL WE?
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THE THING IS, IS THAT I WANNA
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SPEND AS MUCH TIME WITH
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CHRISTIAN AND WILBER AS I CAN.
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BUT IF I STAY HOME 24/7, THEY
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ARE GONNA MAKE ME CRAZY.
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SO, I THINK WE SHOULD SPLIT
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THE JOB.
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>> THAT'S GENIUS.
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I'M TOTALLY OK WITH THAT.
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>> OH, NOW WE CAN BE FRIENDS.
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>> HA HA!
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>> IT'S SO MUCH EASIER.
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>> HA HA! OK, I JUST HAVE TO
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ASK.
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>> OK. I KNOW, I KNOW.
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NOW, I AM...NOW, LET'S SEE.
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I DON'T TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS,
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I HAVE NO HISTORY OF DIABETES,
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NO ALLERGIES TO ANY DRUGS,
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NO HYPERTENSION. I'M ALL READY
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FOR MY SURGERY, MR. DEMILLE.
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>> THAT'S HELPFUL. THANK YOU.
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UM, BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO
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KNOW IS HOW IT WORKS.
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BEING ONE WAY AND THEN SUDDENLY
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SWITCHING HORSES MID-STREAM.
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ISN'T THAT WEIRD? YOU JUST LOOSE
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INTEREST IN GIRLS? I'M JUST
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CURIOUS.
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>> BI-CURIOUS?
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>> HA. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE TOO
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PERSONAL. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE
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TROUBLE KEEPING MY OWN WILDER
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SIDE IN CHECK.
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HAVING SECRETS IS DIFFICULT,
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PAINFUL. DON'T YOU THINK?
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>> HOW'S OUR GIRL?
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>> HER MILK BOTTLES ARE DOWN
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A QUART, BUT ASIDE FROM THAT,
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SHE'S DOING FINE.
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>> I'D SAY THEY'RE ONLY DOWN
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A PINT. DIDN'T SHE ASK FOR
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A HIGH "C?"
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>> SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO FIT
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INTO HER MOTHER'S GODDAMNED UGLY
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DRESS, OK? A "D" WILL DO.
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DIDN'T THIS ALL START BECAUSE
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SHE HAD BACK PAIN? I MEAN, NOW
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WE'RE KILLING TWO BIG-TITTED
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BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING? COME ON,
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HANG AROUND. THIS IS HISTORY
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RIGHT HERE.
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THIS...MY LAST SURGERY.
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NO MORE LIPO ON CHUNKY DIVORCEES
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OR RHINOPLASTIES ON SELF-HATING
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JEWESSES. I AM FREE, BABY.
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I'M TAKING LIZZY AND THE KID TO
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ITALY. WE'RE GONNA EAT LIKE
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PIGS. I MEAN, WHO CARES IF I GET
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FAT, RIGHT? HA HA.
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WHY DO YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT?
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LISTEN, I'VE HAD TO ACCEPT THIS
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AND YOU WILL, TOO, ALL RIGHT?
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WHICH IS WHY, I'M GONNA START
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INTERVIEWING REPLACEMENTS.
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>> WHO SAYS I WANNA HIRE SOMEONE
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NEW?
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>> OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP
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THIS TRAIN RUNNING ALL ON YOUR
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OWN? THIS O.R. IS IN USE 70
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HOURS A WEEK. I OWN HALF OF
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THAT, WHICH MEANS THAT WHEN
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I'M DEAD, THAT MONEY GOES TO
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LIZZY AND THE KID. I DON'T WANT
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THEM TO MISS OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE
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SO DEPRESSED YOU CAN'T GET REAL.
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>> THEY'LL BE TAKEN CARE OF.
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YOU KNOW THAT. EVEN IF I HAVE TO
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PAY THEM OUT OF MY OWN POCKET.
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I JUST THINK IT'S A LITTLE
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MORBID TO START INTERVIEWING
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PEOPLE WHEN YOU'RE STILL
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SEEMINGLY HEALTHY.
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>> LOOK, SEAN, I'M DOING THE
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BEST I CAN TO KEEP IT TOGETHER
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ABOUT ALL OF THIS. IT'S NOT EASY
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KNOWING THAT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS
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GONNA GO ON WITHOUT YOU.
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I JUST WANNA KNOW THAT THE GUY
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STANDING OPPOSITE YOU IN THE
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SCRUB ROOM EVERY DAY IS THERE
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BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO BE.
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>> I CAN'T REPLACE YOU,
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CHRISTIAN.
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>> EVERYBODY'S REPLACEABLE,
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SEAN.
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EVEN ME.
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CAN YOU, UH, CAN YOU CALL ME
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WHEN SHE'S COMING OUT?
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LET HIM GO,
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SEAN. THAT MAN IS DYING AND NOT
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IN A METAPHYSICAL "WE'RE ALL
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DYING" KIND OF WAY. HE'S GOING
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TO BE A GHOST BEFORE HALLOWEEN.
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LIFE IS CHANGING. YOU CAN EITHER
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RIDE THE WAVE OR GET SMASHED TO
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SMITHEREENS ON THE ROCKS.
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>> IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
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HE'S MY BROTHER.
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>> GRADUATED WITH HONORS FROM
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U.C.L.A. AND TRAINED AT CEDARS,
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DISTINGUISHED RESIDENCY AT THE
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JOSEPH STILL BURN CENTER IN
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AUGUSTA, GUEST EDITOR FOR NJM.
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CREDENTIALS SPEAK FOR YOU.
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>> THAT'S ENCOURAGING.
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>> IF I WAS LOOKING TO HIRE
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A NOBEL LAUREATE FOR SURGEON.
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[CHUCKLES]
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SO MY PARTNER AND I HAVE BEEN
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TOGETHER FOR OVER 20 YEARS.
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WE'VE DONE OVER 6,000 SURGERIES,
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I WAS BEST MAN AT HIS WEDDING,
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AND WE HAVE A SON TOGETHER.
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SO AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, WE'RE NOT
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LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO JUST
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COME IN AND PLAY DOCTOR.
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IT NEEDS TO BE THE RIGHT
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PERSONALITY FIT AS WELL.
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SOMEBODY WHO'S WILLING TO
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EMOTIONALLY INVEST IN THE
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PRACTICE AS WELL AS THE
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PARTNERSHIP.
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>> OH, WELL, THAT'S DEFINITELY
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NOT ME. I'M ONLY IN THIS
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BUSINESS FOR THE MONEY AND THE
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GIRLS.
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>> HMM. YOU'RE NOT MARRIED?
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>> DON'T BELIEVE IN IT.
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>> KIDS?
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>> NOT YET. BUT UNDER THE RIGHT
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CIRCUMSTANCES...
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>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR DATING LIFE?
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>> OFTEN, BUT ONLY IF THEY'RE
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A 9 OR A 10.
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>> EVER HAD TWINS?
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>> SISTERS, BUT NOT TWINS.
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>> ASS MAN OR TITS?
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>> WHY CHOOSE?
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>> NEW YORK OR VEGAS?
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>> NEW YORK IS VEGAS FOR ANYONE
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WITH TASTE.
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>> WELL, YOU HAVE TASTE.
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I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
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>> SO DO YOU, DR. TROY.
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THIS ROOM, FOR INSTANCE,
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IMPECCABLE DESIGN. THIS CHAIR,
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MILO BAUGHMAN. DISTRESSED
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CELADON VELVET. THAT COUCH...
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THE COLOR, VINTAGE TWEED.
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THE WHOLE PALETTE OF THIS ROOM
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IS...INSPIRED.
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>> I SHOULD GIVE YOU THE NUMBER
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OF MY DESIGNER. YOU COULD KISS
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HER ASS INSTEAD.
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>> HA HA HA!
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I'M SORRY. I KNOW I GET A LITTLE
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CARRIED AWAY. MY MOTHER WAS IN
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THE BUSINESS. I GREW UP AROUND
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THIS STUFF.
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>> YOU HAVE A PATIENT. FEMALE.
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SHE'S COMING FOR A BROW LIFT.
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WHAT'S YOUR APPROACH?
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>> HOW OLD?
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>> EARLY 50's.
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>> I'D PUSH FOR AN ENDOSCOPIC
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BROW LIFT. PROVIDED YOU USE
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A LASER. YOU GET NEARLY THE SAME
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RESULTS. PATIENT TELLS HER
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FRIENDS ABOUT IT. QUICK
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RECOVERY, AND THAT ONLY MEANS
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MORE REPEAT BUSINESS.
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>> I DON'T WANNA DO THIS.
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>> WOULD YOU RATHER I HIRE HIM
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FIRST AND THEN YOU FIND OUT
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YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?
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>> I WON'T LIKE HIM NO MATTER
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HOW GOOD HE IS. HE'S NOT YOU.
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>> NO, BUT HE'S GOT THE BEST
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CREDENTIALS BY FAR. I WOULD
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THINK HE COULD BE ABLE TO BREAK
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YOU OUT OF YOUR...SHELF FROM
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TIME TO TIME, WHICH YOU'RE GONNA
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NEED WHEN I'M GONE.
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>> DON'T SAY THAT.
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>> LET'S GO BACK TO THE WEDDING,
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RIGHT? I MEAN, I NEED TIME OFF
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FOR THAT FIRST, REMEMBER?
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>> WHO PICKED OUT THIS TABLE?
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THIS IS TOP OF THE LINE.
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DOUBLE-SWIVEL CASTERS, SPLIT
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LEG PLATES. BEAUTIFUL LINES,
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TOO.
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>> SEAN SPENT WEEKS LOOKING FOR
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THE RIGHT TABLE. HE HAD TO HAVE
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THE BEST ONE.
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>> WELL, I'M IMPRESSED.
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>> WORK WITH THE BEST, YOU NEVER
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GO WRONG.
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>> GUESS I HAVE SOME PRETTY BIG
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SHOES TO FILL THEN.
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>> ALL RIGHT. WELL, I GUESS I'LL
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LET YOU GUYS GET BETTER
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ACQUAINTED.
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>> SO, I UNDERSTAND YOU ALREADY
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PERFORMED A LABIAL TRANSFER
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ON THE PATIENT.
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>> MM-HMM. ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO.
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>> FANTASTIC JOB. NO WONDER SHE
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FLEW ALL THE WAY OUT HERE TO
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HAVE YOU DO IT AGAIN.
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>> THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
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>> I JUST HOPE ONE DAY YOU CAN
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SAY THE SAME THING TO ME.
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>> OK. FIRE IT UP.
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>> * YOU'RE NOBODY
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TILL SOMEBODY LOVES YOU
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YOU'RE NOBODY
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TILL SOMEBODY CARES
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YOU MAY BE KING
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YOU MAY POSSESS THE WORLD
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AND ITS GOLD... *
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>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> BEAUTIFUL WORK, DOCTOR.
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>> OK. LET'S DO SOME LIPO.
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>> * ...THE WORLD
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STILL IS THE SAME
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YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE IT
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AS SURE AS THE STARS
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SHINE ABOVE
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00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,312
BUT YOU'RE NOBODY
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TILL SOMEBODY LOVES YOU *
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>> AFTER WORK, DO YOU WANT
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TO GET A DRINK?
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>> I'D LIKE TO, BUT I'M SCOUTING
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LOCATIONS FOR CHRISTIAN'S
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BACHELOR PARTY.
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>> MIND IF I TAG ALONG?
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IT'S ALWAYS BEST TO GET A SECOND
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OPINION.
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>> SURE.
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[BEEPING]
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>> SO THIS IS CHRISTIAN'S
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FAVORITE PLACE, HUH? NICE.
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>> * I HOLD MY HEAD UP
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JUST ENOUGH TO SEE THE SKY
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AND WHEN WE GO
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WE WON'T GO SLOW
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WE'LL PUT UP CERTAIN THINGS
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WE'LL REDEEM INTO THE DUST
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AND INTO AIR
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BUT ALL THE CHILDREN KNOW
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THAT SOON THIS PAIN
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WILL SURELY PASS... *
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>> WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
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10 TO 15 GIRLS BACK IN THE
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"CHAMPAGNE ROOM" FOR THE NIGHT?
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THAT'D BE FUN.
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>> YEAH. FUN.
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YEP..
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>> * ...IF YOU'LL BE ONE
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THEN EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE
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JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD UP
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KISS YOUR FEET
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THEN TOUCH THE SKY
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TOO LATE
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TO KEEP THE WORLD
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FROM DYING
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IT'S NOT TOO LATE
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TO SPARE THE LOVE YOU HAVE
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AND ONE DAY
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WHEN WE'RE READY FOR CRYING
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ONE DAY
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A LITTLE BIT
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WILL BE THERE, LITTLE GIRL *
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* TOO LATE *
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>> I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
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>> NO, THIS WHOLE THING IS
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WRONG.
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CHRISTIAN USED TO PULL ME IN
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HERE AFTER A DIFFICULT SURGERY
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TO BLOW OFF STEAM.
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OF COURSE HE GOT THE DANCES
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FOR FREE. THIS DOESN'T MAKE
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ANY SENSE ANYMORE.
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>> IT IS A BACHELOR PARTY.
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>> IT'S NOT JUST A BACHELOR
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PARTY. I MEAN, HE'S NOT JUST
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GETTING MARRIED. HE'S LEAVING.
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THE 20 YEARS WORKING TOGETHER.
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I SUDDENLY DON'T HAVE A PARTNER
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ANYMORE.
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>> YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, SEAN.
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I KNOW I CAN NEVER REPLACE
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CHRISTIAN. BUT IF YOU GIVE ME
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A CHANCE, I KNOW WE COULD MAKE
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A GOOD TEAM.
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>> IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
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>> WELL HEY, NOW THAT YOU
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00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,877
MENTION IT, I REALLY CAN'T SEE
521
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,645
CELEBRATING IN THIS DUMP ANYWAY.
522
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,913
IT'S GROTESQUE.
523
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,548
>> GIRLS AREN'T SO BAD.
524
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,849
>> THE GIRLS ARE TOP SHELF.
525
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:17,884
BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THE
526
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,818
UPHOLSTERY ON THAT COUCH,
527
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:19,852
IT'S ALL FRAYED, THERE'S FOOD
528
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,588
STAINS ON THE CARPET. AND I
529
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,989
DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU
530
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,891
CAN SEE IF YOU SHINE A BLACK
531
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,393
LIGHT ON THE CHAIRS IN THE VIP
532
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,060
ROOM. ARE YOU HUNGRY? 'CAUSE I
533
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,429
KNOW A GREAT PLACE TO GRAB
534
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,897
A BITE. IT'S NOT TOO FAR FROM
535
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,699
HERE, AND IT'S REALLY TASTEFULLY
536
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,901
DECORATED.
537
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:39,806
>> SURE.
538
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,908
>> YOU'RE SUCH A LUCKY DUCKLING,
539
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,677
MIJA, TO HAVE A HANDSOME PRINCE
540
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:45,878
WITH THE POWER TO TURN YOU
541
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:46,979
INTO A SWAN.
542
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,681
>> OW. THAT HURTS.
543
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,882
>> THEY'RE GOING TO BE A LITTLE
544
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,418
TENDER, OK? NO FONDLING FOR
545
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,853
A WEEK. DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL
546
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,422
LEARN TO LOVE IT DOGGIE STYLE.
547
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,356
>> CHRISTIAN, MY MOTHER IS
548
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,690
STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
549
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,092
>> AY, THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS.
550
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,093
NOTHING BETWEEN A MAN AND
551
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:05,097
A WOMAN IS EVER WRONG.
552
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,032
>> THERE WE GO. PERFECT
553
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,835
TEARDROPS.
554
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,644
>> THEY'RE MORE LIKE WATER
555
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,546
BALLOONS.
556
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,448
WHY DIDN'T YOU DO WHAT WE
557
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,382
DECIDED?
558
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,383
>> LOOK, I TOOK THEM DOWN SO YOU
559
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,351
DON'T NEED BACK SURGERY AS YOU
560
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,118
GET OLDER, PERIOD.
561
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,387
AS FAR AS GETTING RID OF THE TWO
562
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,020
MOST BEAUTIFUL ASSETS YOU
563
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,088
HAVE, I MADE AN EXECUTIVE
564
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,490
DECISION. ONE THAT WE COULD BOTH
565
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,892
BENEFIT FROM.
566
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,399
>> HUH. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED
567
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,734
YET AND YOU'RE LYING TO HER.
568
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:42,735
THAT WAS A BAD DECISION
569
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,471
FOR YOU TO MAKE. MY DAUGHTER IS
570
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,872
IN CHARGE OF HER OWN BODY.
571
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:46,773
>> MOM.
572
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:47,940
>> YOU'RE IN CHARGE--
573
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:52,144
>> AH! PLEASE STOP. PLEASE.
574
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,414
CHRISTIAN, I AM IN CHARGE OF
575
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,849
MY OWN BODY.
576
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:06,826
>> THEN WHY DON'T YOU ORDER YOUR
577
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,160
BODY TO PUT THIS ON INSTEAD OF
578
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,531
THAT MOTH-RIDDEN RELIC?
579
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:16,168
>> OH, MY GOD.
580
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,670
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
581
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,606
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GORGEOUS.
582
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,040
SORRY, MOM. OH, MY GOD, IT'S
583
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,174
GORGEOUS.
584
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,044
>> IT'S NOT YOU.
585
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,178
BUT YOU WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW
586
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,548
HOW RICH AND GLAMOROUS YOU ARE?
587
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,716
OR DO YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR
588
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:32,452
SACRED VOWS IN THE SAME BLESSED
589
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,020
TRADITION PASSED ON FROM MOTHER
590
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,623
TO DAUGHTER FOR GENERATIONS?
591
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:45,498
>> * SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES
592
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,166
WAS SO INVITING... *
593
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,201
>> MA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
594
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,102
>> I'M GONNA PHONE YOUR
595
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,070
GRANDMOTHER AND TELL HER THE
596
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:54,607
NEWS. DIOS MIO. ME VA A MATAR.
597
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,842
SHE'S GONNA KILL ME. AND WHEN
598
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,911
SHE DOES, ENJOY YOUR WEDDING.
599
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:04,517
>> MAYBE WILBER'S WIFE COULD--
600
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,552
>> ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL CHANGE
601
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,755
MY WILL.
602
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:12,058
>> * STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT
603
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,561
EXCHANGING GLANCES
604
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,530
WONDERING IN THE NIGHT
605
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,532
WHAT WERE THE CHANCES... *
606
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,468
>> HERE'S THE KEY. DR. TROY
607
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:22,702
SAID TO MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
608
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,070
>> THANKS.
609
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,572
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
610
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:26,839
>> * ...BEFORE THE NIGHT
611
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:30,543
WAS THROUGH
612
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:33,680
SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES
613
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,982
WAS SO INVITING
614
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:39,118
SOMETHING IN YOUR SMILE
615
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,588
WAS SO EXCITING
616
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:42,655
SOMETHING IN MY HEART
617
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,924
TOLD ME I MUST HAVE YOU
618
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:55,635
STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT
619
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,269
TWO LONELY PEOPLE
620
00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,707
WE WERE STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT
621
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,609
UP TO THE MOMENT
622
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:06,045
WHEN WE SAID OUR FIRST HELLO
623
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:08,515
LITTLE DID WE KNOW
624
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:11,884
LOVE WAS JUST A GLANCE AWAY
625
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:16,022
A WARM, EMBRACING DANCE AWAY
626
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:19,025
EVER SINCE THAT NIGHT
627
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,260
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
628
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,564
LOVERS AT FIRST SIGHT
629
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,799
IN LOVE FOREVER
630
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,802
IT TURNED OUT SO RIGHT
631
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,905
FOR STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT *
632
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,128
>> * LOVE WAS JUST
633
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:58,264
A GLANCE AWAY
634
00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:04,704
A WARM, EMBRACING DANCE AWAY
635
00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,740
EVER SINCE THAT NIGHT
636
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,042
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
637
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:13,312
LOVERS AT FIRST SIGHT
638
00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:15,648
IN LOVE FOREVER
639
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,951
IT TURNED OUT SO RIGHT
640
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:21,220
FOR STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT
641
00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:29,596
DOOBY DOOBY DOO *
642
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:30,663
>> I JUST WISH YOU WOULDN'T
643
00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:31,664
HAND OVER YOUR OFFICE TO HIM
644
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:32,799
SO SOON.
645
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:33,766
>> I'M NOT GONNA BE USING IT
646
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,668
NOW. AND HE REALLY LOVES
647
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:38,671
MY DECOR. HA.
648
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:41,207
>> * DOOBY DOOBY DO... *
649
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:44,276
>> AH!
650
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:47,246
JEEZ.
651
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,793
>> THAT WAS AWKWARD, HUH?
652
00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:01,628
>> WELL WHAT THE HELL WERE
653
00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:02,729
YOU DOING?
654
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:03,730
>> WERE YOU MASTURBATING?
655
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:04,931
>> PROBABLY LOOKED THAT WAY.
656
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:05,832
>> LIKE YOU WERE SCREWING AN
657
00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,366
INVISIBLE WOMAN ON MY COUCH.
658
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,868
>> IT WAS NO INVISIBLE WOMAN.
659
00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:10,937
>> YOU WERE SCREWING THE COUCH?
660
00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,371
>> GENTLEMEN, I'M COMPLETELY
661
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:16,275
EMBARRASSED. SO LET ME APOLOGIZE
662
00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:19,311
AND EXPLAIN. I STRUGGLE WITH
663
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,013
OBJECTUM SEXUALITY.
664
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,181
>> WHAT'S THAT, COUCH-BANGING
665
00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,015
IN ENGLISH?
666
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:23,950
>> O.S. IS NOT A WIDELY KNOWN
667
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,417
CONDITION. IT'S BARELY
668
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:30,056
UNDERSTOOD. BUT IT IS REAL.
669
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:31,691
THOSE OF US WHO IDENTIFY
670
00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:34,193
OURSELVES WITH O.S. ARE FULLY
671
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:36,395
CAPABLE OF FORMING A STRONG
672
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,865
RELATIONSHIP WITH...PHYSICAL
673
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:40,432
OBJECTS. IT STEMS FROM A BELIEF
674
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:44,671
IN ANIMISM.
675
00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:47,807
>> WAIT A SECOND. SO YOU BELIEVE
676
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,076
THAT PHYSICAL OBJECTS CAN BE
677
00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:51,277
SENTIENT BEINGS?
678
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,746
>> LIKE US, THEY HAVE FEELINGS.
679
00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:56,949
THEY CAN COMMUNICATE,
680
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,017
EVEN EXPRESS LOVE.
681
00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:58,851
>> SO ALL THIS CRAP ABOUT
682
00:26:58,851 --> 00:26:59,986
RELATIONSHIPS IN THE INTERVIEW,
683
00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,153
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT SCREWING
684
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,054
ONE OF THE FLOOR MODELS
685
00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,089
AT POTTERY BARN.
686
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:04,023
>> I DO HAVE NORMAL
687
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,324
RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN.
688
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:08,060
THEY'RE JUST NOT AS SATISFYING.
689
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,361
THERE'S A LONG HISTORY OF GENDER
690
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:10,730
ASSIGNMENTS WITH CARS, BOATS,
691
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:11,430
BUILDINGS--
692
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:12,464
>> THE DIFFERENCE IS I'VE NEVER
693
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,433
STUCK MY DICK IN A TAILPIPE.
694
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:16,468
>> I TRY TO FIGHT THE URGE.
695
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,436
I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE THAT
696
00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:19,739
I COULD BE CAPABLE OF FINDING
697
00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:20,707
SOMETHING LIKE A PIECE OF
698
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:24,476
FURNITURE SO ATTRACTIVE.
699
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,311
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
700
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,479
IRRESISTIBLE TO ME ABOUT A
701
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:32,384
REALLY WELL-BUILT PIECE.
702
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:33,920
MY WHOLE LIFE I'VE BEEN
703
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,722
ATTRACTED TO PERFECTION IN ALL
704
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:39,225
OF ITS FORMS. AS PLASTIC
705
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,760
SURGEONS YOU CAN RELATE,
706
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,395
CAN'T YOU?
707
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:46,799
>> GET OUT.
708
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:52,504
GET OUT!
709
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,505
NEXT TIME I'LL DO A BACKGROUND
710
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,843
CHECK.
711
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:59,245
>> YEAH.
712
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,368
>> YOU'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
713
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:23,402
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
714
00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:24,236
>> YOU'RE VERY GOOD,
715
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:26,873
DR. McNAMARA, BUT I THINK IT'S
716
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:28,274
GOING TO TAKE SOMETIME TO GET
717
00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:30,409
USED TO THESE.
718
00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:31,477
>> THEY'LL LOSE SOME VOLUME ONCE
719
00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:32,544
THE SWELLING GOES DOWN.
720
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,782
>> NO. I LIKE THIS SIZE.
721
00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:38,785
IT'S JUST THAT I'M A SHY PERSON.
722
00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:41,320
I'M NOT USED TO BEING SO OUT
723
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,421
THERE.
724
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:45,224
>> THERE'S MY BABY.
725
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,093
DID I TELL YOU, TITO?
726
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,795
REINCARNATED AS GINA
727
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:50,797
LOLLOBRIGIDA, AND SHE'S NOT EVEN
728
00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,398
ALL HEALED UP YET.
729
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,033
>> HELLO, ALLEGRA.
730
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:56,068
>> WHAT IS HE DOING HERE, MANNY?
731
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,369
>> OH, HE INSISTED ON BEING HERE
732
00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:59,538
FOR YOUR RECOVERY.
733
00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:01,273
WHAT A GUY, RIGHT?
734
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:02,909
SORRY, DR. McNAMARA, THIS IS
735
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:05,111
TITO.
736
00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:06,879
>> OUR BUTCHER FROM COCONUT
737
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:08,815
GROVE.
738
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,089
>> MY BEST BRISKET.
739
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,424
I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE IT.
740
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:19,425
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON
741
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:22,028
THE X-RAY GUY'S FACE AT THE
742
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,095
AIRPORT.
743
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,263
>> I'M SORRY, MR. CALDARELLO,
744
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,098
BUT WE ONLY ALLOW FAMILY IN
745
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,299
RECOVERY.
746
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:29,201
>> BUT TITO IS FAMILY. AT LEAST
747
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,503
HE WILL BE AFTER I DIE AND
748
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:34,106
HE MARRIES ALLEGRA.
749
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,408
>> HIM?
750
00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:37,343
>> YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND A
751
00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:39,211
BETTER CANDIDATE. THAT BUTCHER
752
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,147
SHOP IS A CASH COW.
753
00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:43,549
HE'S A WIDOWER, AND HIS LITTLE
754
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:45,251
GIRL CONNIE IS PREGNANT WITH
755
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:48,054
TWINS. I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANT
756
00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:48,955
GRANDBABIES.
757
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:49,989
>> YOU CAN'T HANDPICK YOUR
758
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,090
WIFE'S SECOND HUSBAND.
759
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:52,324
>> WE NEVER AGREED TO THIS,
760
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,459
MANNY.
761
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,194
>> I'M JUST HELPING MOVE THE
762
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:58,931
PROCESS ALONG. I KNOW MY WIFE
763
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,933
BETTER THAN SHE KNOWS HERSELF.
764
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:02,301
SHE'S ALWAYS TELLING ME HOW SHE
765
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,403
AND TITO CARRY ON.
766
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:06,205
>> I LIKE HIS GROUND CHUCK,
767
00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:07,239
MANNY.
768
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,574
>> NOT TO BE TOO FORWARD,
769
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:11,110
ALLEGRA. I'VE BEEN GIVING YOU
770
00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:14,480
AN EXTRA QUARTER POUND OF IT
771
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,184
FOR YEARS NOW, HMM?
772
00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:22,021
>> I'M VERY FLATTERED, TITO,
773
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,622
BUT I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED IF
774
00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:26,425
MANNY HAD WAITED UNTIL MY
775
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:29,295
TRANSFORMATION WAS COMPLETE
776
00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:31,130
BEFORE INVITING A SUITOR IN
777
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:36,268
TO SEE ME.
778
00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:38,337
>> I'M DYING, BABE.
779
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,239
EVERY MINUTE COUNTS. IF I'M
780
00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:41,941
GONNA HAVE SOME SAY IN ALL OF
781
00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:44,043
THIS, I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME TO
782
00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,945
WASTE.
783
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,684
HOW DO YOU LIKE HER NEW BREASTS,
784
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:56,388
TITO? GRADE A PRIME, NO?
785
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:58,958
>> ALLEGRA NEEDS HER REST.
786
00:30:58,958 --> 00:30:59,926
AND TAKE YOUR MEAT WITH YOU,
787
00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:05,031
PLEASE.
788
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,498
>> WONDERFUL SEEING YOU,
789
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:11,070
ALLEGRA. I AM AT THE RAMADA INN
790
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,372
IN BURBANK IF YOU WANT TO CALL.
791
00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,286
[CHEERING]
792
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:28,354
>> TO THE BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.
793
00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:31,023
>> OH, THANK YOU.
794
00:31:31,023 --> 00:31:32,291
>> FINALLY.
795
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,259
>> SALUD.
796
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:35,294
>> OH, MY GOD.
797
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:40,466
WNBA SEASON TICKETS. OH, TESS.
798
00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:41,500
>> I LOVE YOU, DOLL.
799
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,169
>> THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.
800
00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:44,236
>> AND TELL CHRISTIAN THOSE ARE
801
00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:46,105
JACK NICHOLSON'S LAKERS
802
00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:47,273
SEATS, OK?
803
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:48,307
>> HA HA!
804
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,976
>> MAYBE THAT'LL CONVINCE HIM
805
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:50,977
TO GO.
806
00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:52,211
>> MEN DON'T WANT TO SEE TALL
807
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,280
WOMEN WITH MUSCLES SLAMMING
808
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:59,385
EACH OTHER. QUE ES ESO?
809
00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:01,453
>> I KNOW, MA. THAT'S WHAT YOU
810
00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:02,488
USED TO TELL ME WHEN I USED TO
811
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:04,056
PLAY FOR ST. MARY'S.
812
00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:05,424
[LAUGHTER]
813
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,259
>> AND DID YOU HAVE MANY DATES
814
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:12,698
IN HIGH SCHOOL? WITH MEN?
815
00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:15,467
>> ARE THERE ANY NORMAL MEN
816
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:17,036
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
817
00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:19,371
[EVERYONE LAUGHING]
818
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:20,239
>> THIS ONE'S FROM ME.
819
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,140
IT'S HEAVY. BE CAREFUL.
820
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,308
>> WOW, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
821
00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:23,509
WHAT'S IN THIS ONE.
822
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:24,476
>> OPEN IT UP. YOU CAN READ THE
823
00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:27,346
CARD LATER.
824
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:31,650
[LAUGHTER]
825
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,086
>> IT'S A SET OF ALL CLAD.
826
00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:35,054
NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN
827
00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:36,522
HOW TO COOK. LIKE A STRAIGHT
828
00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:39,025
WOMAN. NO MORE TAKE-OUT.
829
00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:42,261
AND IT HAS A LIFETIME GUARANTEE.
830
00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:45,331
>> WOW. THANK YOU.
831
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,266
>> YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETIE.
832
00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:49,701
>> WOW, THAT'S GREAT, HUH?
833
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:50,602
>> YEAH.
834
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:53,505
>> A LIFETIME.
835
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:56,342
>> OH, SWEETIE, I DIDN'T MEAN
836
00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:59,445
ANYTHING. NONE OF US CAN COOK,
837
00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:00,812
RIGHT?
838
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:05,351
>> IT'S NOT THAT.
839
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:06,652
YOU'RE ALL JUST SUCH GREAT
840
00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:10,656
FRIENDS.
841
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:14,193
CHRISTIAN HAS CANCER.
842
00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:15,461
AND WE WON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
843
00:33:15,461 --> 00:33:18,364
TOGETHER. MAYBE 6 MONTHS TO
844
00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:19,331
A YEAR.
845
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:22,434
>> OH, SWEETIE.
846
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:25,604
>> I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
847
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:28,840
>> NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
848
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:33,345
A MAN, A DOCTOR WITH HIS LOOKS.
849
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,282
>> WHAT? MARRYING ME?
850
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:38,217
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
851
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:39,485
>> OK. OK, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL
852
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,352
GO.
853
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,387
>> NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, PLEASE.
854
00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:45,457
NO, DON'T.
855
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:48,127
MY WHOLE LIFE YOU MADE ME FEEL
856
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,328
LIKE SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH
857
00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:51,330
ME. I WASN'T AS PRETTY AS
858
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:53,865
CHRISTY SHERMAN OR AS FEMININE
859
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,701
AS KELLY PETERSON. I LAUGHED TOO
860
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,569
LOUD, I WAS AWKWARD, I WAS
861
00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:00,339
CLUMSY. YOU CALLED ME YOUR UGLY
862
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:03,709
DUCKLING. AND I BELIEVED YOU.
863
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,477
>> THAT WAS A JOKE, AND YOU
864
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:06,712
KNOW IT.
865
00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:07,779
>> DID I? YOU COULD NEVER SEE ME
866
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,116
FOR WHAT I WAS. IT WAS ALWAYS
867
00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,817
WHAT I WASN'T. IT DIDN'T MATTER
868
00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,185
THAT I WAS FUNNY, THAT I WAS
869
00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:14,786
SMART. THE TRUTH BE TOLD, IF YOU
870
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:18,190
COULD REPLACE ME WITH CHRISTY
871
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,359
OR KELLY, YOU WOULD HAVE DONE
872
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:21,460
IT, WOULDN'T YOU HAVE?
873
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,662
>> YOU WEREN'T EXACTLY AN EASY
874
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:25,264
CHILD, LIZZY.
875
00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:26,898
>> HOW COULD I BE? I WAS
876
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,500
FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE, AND THE
877
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,437
ONLY ONE ON MY SIDE WAS ME.
878
00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,272
IF PEOPLE MADE FUN OF ME, WHAT
879
00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,641
DID YOU DO? YOU TOLD ME TO LOSE
880
00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:38,310
WEIGHT, STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR.
881
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:39,478
IS IT ANY WONDER THAT I SPEND
882
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:41,547
MY LIFE SURGICALLY ALTERING
883
00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:43,382
PEOPLE WHO HATE THEMSELVES
884
00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:46,818
BECAUSE THEY DO NOT MEASURE UP?
885
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,420
IF IT WASN'T FOR THE PEOPLE
886
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:52,158
IN THIS ROOM, I WOULD HAVE
887
00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:54,493
NO SELF-IMAGE AT ALL.
888
00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:58,530
THESE WOMEN LOVE ME.
889
00:34:58,530 --> 00:34:59,431
AND A FEW OF THEM HAVE EVEN
890
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,234
SHARED MY BED. OH, YES, THAT'S
891
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:04,536
RIGHT, MOMMY. OH, I'M SO SORRY
892
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:05,904
IF THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU CONSIDER
893
00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:07,506
NORMAL. BUT MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE
894
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:08,740
YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE OF LOVING
895
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,709
ANYONE. NOT EVEN YOUR OWN
896
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:14,180
DAUGHTER.
897
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:17,416
I DON'T WANT YOU AT MY WEDDING.
898
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:18,417
I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU IN THIS
899
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,652
ROOM ANYMORE.
900
00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:34,466
[DOOR SLAMS]
901
00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:37,869
[VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING]
902
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,205
>> MAKE SURE YOU GET UNDER THE
903
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,339
CUSHIONS, TOO. I THINK HE
904
00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:41,707
CONSUMMATED IT THERE.
905
00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:42,641
>> I'D LIKE TO PAY FOR THE
906
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,676
CLEANING, IF I MAY.
907
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:45,577
>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
908
00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:46,578
IN MY OFFICE?
909
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:47,479
>> I REALIZED I LEFT BEHIND MY
910
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:50,216
THINGS, AND I ALSO WANTED TO
911
00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:51,217
RETURN THIS TO YOU.
912
00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:51,917
>> YOU COULD HAVE MAILED THEM
913
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:52,784
IN.
914
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:53,785
>> I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT YOU OUT
915
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,421
ANYMORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE.
916
00:35:55,421 --> 00:35:56,588
>> YOU REALLY WANTED TO HELP ME?
917
00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:57,523
YOU COULD HAVE FOUND ME ANOTHER
918
00:35:57,523 --> 00:35:58,557
REPLACEMENT. I'M GETTING MARRIED
919
00:35:58,557 --> 00:35:59,858
IN TWO WEEKS.
920
00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:02,528
>> CONGRATULATIONS. I FEEL
921
00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:03,895
REALLY TERRIBLE THE WAY THINGS
922
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:04,863
WORKED OUT.
923
00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:05,864
>> JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BANG
924
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:06,865
THE RECEPTIONIST'S DESK ON THE
925
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,234
WAY OUT.
926
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:09,301
>> EXCUSE ME. YOU'RE NOT USING
927
00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:10,502
ANY TOXIC CHEMICALS ON HER,
928
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:13,505
ARE YOU?
929
00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:34,393
>> IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE GONNA
930
00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:35,861
LOOK LIKE SOFIA LOREN, I'D TAKEN
931
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,696
BETTER CARE OF MYSELF.
932
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:44,370
>> I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
933
00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:45,771
>> LOOK, I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS
934
00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:50,509
WRONG. I'M SORRY.
935
00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:53,412
TITO WAS A STUPID IDEA.
936
00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:54,946
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME, DOLL?
937
00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,014
>> I CAN NEVER BUY MEAT THERE
938
00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:59,351
AGAIN. I'M NOT JUST A POSSESSION
939
00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:00,986
YOU CAN GIVE AWAY TO THE TOWN
940
00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:03,289
BUTCHER. I'M WORTH MORE THAN
941
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,323
THAT, MANNY.
942
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:06,592
>> I KNOW THAT, BABY.
943
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:07,726
YOU DESERVE THE BEST.
944
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:11,297
>> YES, SHE DOES.
945
00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:14,300
I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY SEE THAT.
946
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,367
>> AND THE BEST IS WHAT YOU'RE
947
00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:19,004
GONNA GET FROM NOW ON.
948
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:23,775
ANTHONY...
949
00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,278
LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU.
950
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:41,327
>> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
951
00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:43,395
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
952
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:53,772
>> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
953
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:57,843
>> WELL, MANNY...
954
00:37:57,843 --> 00:38:00,946
IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
955
00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:37,816
>> SHE'LL FORGET ME WITHIN A
956
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,418
MONTH AFTER I'M DEAD.
957
00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:40,819
>> PEOPLE AREN'T LIKE FURNITURE.
958
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:41,887
THEY'RE NOT THAT EASY TO
959
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,822
REPLACE.
960
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:50,128
>> REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU?
961
00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:51,963
YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT?
962
00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:54,132
YEAH, ARE YOU SURE?
963
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,967
ARE YOU SURE? OK. I'M GONNA GO
964
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:56,935
OVER THERE AND YOU COME OVER TO
965
00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:58,937
ME AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, OK?
966
00:38:58,937 --> 00:38:59,938
>> OK.
967
00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,040
>> OK.
968
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:08,680
OK. READY? COME ON OVER.
969
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,616
>> I THINK WE HAVE AN EXPERT.
970
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:11,783
I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.
971
00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:13,184
NOW YOU KNOW, THE RING BEARER,
972
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,986
THAT'S A VERY IMPORTANT JOB.
973
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:15,887
>> OK.
974
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,055
>> YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT?
975
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,023
>> HELL YEAH.
976
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:20,726
>> HELL YEAH? ALL RIGHT!
977
00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:22,093
SO LISTEN TO ME THEN, WHY DON'T
978
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:23,629
YOU PRACTICE A LITTLE BIT MORE?
979
00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:24,195
>> OK.
980
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,932
>> OK. KISSY KISS.
981
00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:31,903
THANK YOU. GO.
982
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,038
YOUR MOM REALLY SHOULD SEE HIM
983
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:34,673
WALKING DOWN THE AISLE.
984
00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:35,874
>> OH, PLEASE DON'T START WITH
985
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:38,610
ME, CHRISTIAN. I'M HAVING A HARD
986
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:41,980
ENOUGH TIME AS IT IS.
987
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:42,981
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET MARRIED,
988
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,215
BUT IF I DID, I WAS PRETTY SURE
989
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,751
THAT MY MOM WOULD STILL BE THERE
990
00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:47,085
IF SHE WAS ALIVE.
991
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:48,654
>> SHE CALLED YOU AT LEAST?
992
00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:51,056
>> YEAH. BUT MY DECISION IS
993
00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,659
FINAL. SHE'S NOT INVITED.
994
00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:54,660
>> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA NEED
995
00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:58,530
HER WHEN I'M GONE.
996
00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:02,133
>> MAYBE. BUT I DON'T NEED HER
997
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:05,036
NOW. SHE'S BEEN REPLACED.
998
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,037
>> OH, YEAH?
999
00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:08,507
>> YES. YOU GUYS ARE MY FAMILY.
1000
00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:10,008
>> WELL HEY THERE, BUDDY.
1001
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:10,976
YOU WANNA GET IN THE MIDDLE
1002
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:12,243
OF THIS? YOU DO?
1003
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,846
ALL RIGHT.
1004
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,214
>> OH, LITTLE WILBER SANDWICH,
1005
00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:19,017
HUH? LITTLE HUG. COME ON,
1006
00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:23,088
SQUEEZE IT IN.
1007
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,923
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1008
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:27,626
[INDISTINCT VOICES]
1009
00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:39,971
>> I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.
1010
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:42,107
>> HA HA HA!
1011
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:43,942
>> KEEP SMOKING AND KEEP GOING.
1012
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:44,943
>> CHRISTIAN, IF YOU'D HAVE PUT
1013
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,111
THE MONEY YOU SCORED THIS WEED
1014
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,579
WITH TOWARD THE BILL, WE'D
1015
00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:48,947
MADE THE PAYMENT.
1016
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:53,084
>> WELL...ALL WE HEAR IS...
1017
00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:54,520
[COUGHING]
1018
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,621
>> OH, MY GOD, WE'RE ON THE
1019
00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:56,788
CAMERA, GUYS. WE'LL ALL BE IN
1020
00:40:56,788 --> 00:41:00,125
THE DARK.
1021
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:01,292
>> WHAT'S THIS?
1022
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,594
>> I WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL
1023
00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:04,963
AND BE A PEDIATRICIAN ONCE...
1024
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:05,864
>> FEELS LIKE I'M LOSING
1025
00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:07,098
EVERYONE.
1026
00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:08,166
>> BABY, BABY!
1027
00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:09,535
>> I WAS OUT OF FOCUS.
1028
00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:11,169
I'M SETTING IT ON THE RIGHT.
1029
00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:17,308
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
1030
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,210
>> I PROMISE THAT YOU WON'T LOSE
1031
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,546
ME.
1032
00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:21,246
>> CHRISTIAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT
1033
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:22,814
OUT OF YOUR LIFE?
1034
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,049
>> I KNOW THAT I CAN'T REPLACE
1035
00:41:24,049 --> 00:41:27,586
THEM. BUT THAT'S THE BEST I HAVE
1036
00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:32,190
TO OFFER.
1037
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:35,861
>> IT'S A LOT.
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>> AND A KICKING-ASS PRACTICE
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WITH SEAN WHERE WE MAKE WOMEN
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FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES.
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>> I WANT YOU.
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>> AWW...
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>> I WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE'S LIVES
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BETTER. I WANT TO MAKE A
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DIFFERENCE.
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