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Anything?

Ah! "Introduction
to the modern novel."

A survey study of 20th
century novelists."

Open to freshmen.
You might like that.

Introduction to
the modern novel?

I'm guessing I'd probably
have to read the modern novel.

Maybe
more than one.

I like books...

I just don't want
to take on too much.

Do they have an introduction
to the modern blurb?

Oh! "Short story."

Well, that's good.

Oh, no. It conflicts with psych.

Maybe I shouldn't
take psych.

You gotta.

I-it's fun,
a-and you can use it

as your science
requirement.

Anyway, professor Walsh
is supposed to be great.

She's like
world-renowned.

How do you get
to be renowned?

I mean, like, do you have
to be "nowned" first?

Yes, first there's the
painful "nowning" process.

Wait! "Images of pop
culture." This is good.

T-they watch movies,

t-TV shows,
even commercials.

For credit?

Heh. Isn't
college cool?

How did I miss that one?

Well, you did sort of
wait till the last minute

with your
course selection.

Sorry, miss "I chose
my major in play group."

That's
an exaggeration.

I just, you know, think
it's good to be prepared.

Don't want to be
caught unawares.

Well, I've been busy.

It's been a very
slay-heavy summer.

Just haven't had
a whole lot of time

to think about life
at UC Sunnydale.

College is exciting,
though, isn't it?

Yeah. It's gonna be
an adjustment.

Yeah, it's, like,
5 miles away.

Heh.
Uncharted territory.

Giles said I have to be
secret-identity gal again.

That makes sense.

It's gonna be tough,
though.

With a roommate.

Yeah.

I'm psyched about college.
Definitely.

I just need to figure
out how it's gonna work

with my
extracurricular activities.

I just can't let it take
the edge off my slaying.

I gotta stay sharp.

Is this guy ever
gonna wake up?

♪ Sometimes ♪

♪ In the back of my mind ♪

Freshmen! We're doing
this by folder color!

If you're not holding on
to a yellow folder,

you're in the wrong group.

You belong up
by Wiesman hall.

We're not gonna take it.

No!

Don't take it
lying down.

No!

What do we want?

When do we want it?

Now!

We're not gonna take it.

No!

Don't take it
lying down.

Rally tomorrow night.

We have to let the
administration know how we feel.

Yeah. Right.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ
as your personal savior?

Uh, you know,
I meant to,

a-and then I just
got really busy.

Party Thursday
at Alpha Delt.

Gotta be there. Free jell-o
shots for freshman women.

Do you guys know where...
Wiesman hall is?

Buffy. Hey!

Boy, am I glad
to see you.

Isn't this cool? There's
so much going on.

Yeah. Almost, one
might say, too much.

I got all my courses,
except for modern poetry.

I had to switch to
ethnomusicology, but that's cool.

West African drumming, I think
it's gonna change everything.

Have you met
your roommate yet?

No.

Me neither.
I hope she's cool.

I see you got
ticketed, too.

Yes. I've heard about
5 different issues,

and I'm angry about each
and every one of them.

What did you get?

Jell-o shots.

I didn't get
jell-o shots.

Oh, I'll trade you for
a "take back the night."

Are we heading anywhere
near wiesman hall?

I still need to
get my I.D. Card.

Oh, I got mine
this morning.

The lines are really long now.
You should have gone early.

Well, I hope that I learn
from this experience

and that I grow.

I'm being annoying,
aren't I?

No. It's nice
that you're excited.

It's just in high school, knowledge
was pretty much frowned upon.

You really had to work
to learn anything.

But here, the energy, the
collective intelligence...

It's like this force,
t-this penetrating force,

and I can just feel my
mind opening up, you know,

and letting this place just thrust
into and... and spurt knowledge into...

That sentence ended up in a different
place than it started out in.

I'm with you, though. I'm
all for spurty knowledge.

I mean, it's just, it's
a little overwhelming.

Don't you feel it?

Well, I'm...
Ooh, boyfriend!

It's my
on-campus boyfriend.

Oh, no, I forgot
to pick mine up.

Line's probably
really long now, too.

How are you?

Good. It's pretty much
a madhouse, a madhouse.

I know. I was just
saying that to Willow.

I mean, it's just
so overwhelming.

Don't you feel
completely disoriented?

Oz!

Hey, Paul.

Finally matriculating
with us. Very cool.

Tell me you're playing
this week.

Thursday night,
Alpha Delt.

Ooh! I have that one.

I'm bringing the wrecking crew.
Jell-o shots.

Good.

Do you know where
they're distributing

the work-study
applications?

Back of Richmond hall,
next to the auditorium.

Thanks. See you, bro.

Go get 'em.

My band's played here a lot.
It's still all new.

I don't know what the hell's going on.
Hey, Doug.

Library... Ooh, library.
Come on.

It's too bad Giles couldn't be
librarian here. Be convenient.

Well, he says he's enjoying
being a gentleman of leisure.

Gentleman of leisure? Isn't that
just British for unemployed?

Uh-huh.
He's a slacker now.

Speaking of slack, you heard
anything from Xander?

Not for a while.

He's still on his "cross-country,
see America" thing.

He said he wasn't coming back until
he'd driven to all 50 states.

Did you explain
about Hawaii?

Well, he seemed
so determined.

Well, I hope
he gets back soon.

It'd be fun to have the whole
gang back together, you know,

hang out
in the... Library.

Wow.

Oh, my gosh,
isn't this amazing?

It's... Cozy.

You know, I never wanted to hurt Giles's
feelings, but occult books aside,

our old library just didn't have
the greatest selection. But this!

Yeah, this is great,
you know,

if we ever need a place
for the Nuremberg rallies.

Ah, this is
a real library.

Shh!

See, we even
have to whisper.

It like
a whole new world.

Here.
Oh, thanks.

I can't wait till mom gets
the bill for these books.

I hope it's
a funny aneurism.

Introduction to psychology.
Oh, up there.

I'll get them.

You know, this store discriminates
against short people.

Oh, I think there's a
protest next week.

Whoa... oh!

Oh! Ah... oh, god,
I'm so sorry.

I'm okay. It's okay.

Well, that was bracing.

I'm so... the books
were just too high,

and then everything
was bad.

Let me give you a hand.

Let's put a few of these
down here.

So, uh, are you girls
taking intro psych,

or do you just
want me dead?

Uh-huh. I mean,
the first one.

Well, you'll have
a lot of fun.

Professor Walsh...
She's quite a character.

You've taken it?

I'm a t.A. I'll be helping
the professor out.

I'm sorry. I've forgotten my
manners in all the concussion.

I'm Riley.

Willow, and this
is my friend Buffy.

It's nice to meet you both.

I'm nice to meet.

Hey, do you know if
we're gonna be studying

operant conditioning
in the first semester?

'Cause I hear that's kinda
professor Walsh's specialty.

Absolutely. You know her
treatise on Dietrich's work?

I know of it.

It's not in the syllabus,
but it's a fascinating read,

if you're into that sort of thing.
They have it here.

Ooh! Where?

I'll show you.

I don't meet
that many freshmen

that know that much
about psychology.

Well, it's fascinating.

Yeah, you know, 'cause
everyone's got a brain.

Or... Almost everyone.

Hi.

Oh, hi. Are you Buffy?

Yeah.

Kathy.

Hi. It's nice to meet you.

Yeah.

So, it's, uh, it's a
pretty nice room, huh?

Hmm. I was surprised,

'cause you hear horror stories
about freshman housing.

You took the right side.

Yeah. Um, but, you
know, if you want it...

No, no. I just wanted to make
sure that that's what you wanted.

You excited
for classes tomorrow?

Painfully.

I bet there's gonna be

a lot of parties
to go to this week, too.

Not that
I'm a crazy partier.

Oh, and I'm not always this hyper, either.
I'm just excited.

Yeah. Me, too.

Wow. You know,
I am really glad

that they put me
with somebody cool.

I can tell that you're cool.

I just know that this whole
year is gonna be super fun.

Mm-mmm.
Mmm?

The point of this course is not to
critique popular American culture.

It is not to pick at it
or look down upon it.

And it is not
to watch videos for credit.

The point is
to examine its...

Do you know if this
class is full yet?

And there are 2 people
talking at once,

and I know that
one of them is me.

And the other
is a blonde girl.

You, blonde girl.
Stand up.

I'm very excited to hear
what you have to say

that's worth interrupting
my lecture for.

I was just asking if
the class was still open,

if I could still sign up.

If your name
isn't on this sheet,

then you are wasting
everyone's time.

Are you on the sheet?

They told me that if I just...

Do you understand?

You are sucking energy from
everyone in this room.

They came here to learn.

Get out.

I didn't mean to... Suck.

Leave!
Thank you.

If, uh, you're looking for
psych, it's through here.

Oh, thanks.

How's your head?

Sorry?

Yesterday,
in the bookstore.

You don't remember.

Oh, no. Sorry.
I remember you.

You're
Willow's friend.

Yeah.

My head is fine.

It just stung for a bit

and I lost most of my basic motor
functions. It's no biggie.

We're here.

I'm sorry. I'm trying
to remember you.

Buffy.

Buffy. Right.
Have fun tonight, okay?

Thanks.

You know,
I was just wondering,

professor Walsh isn't
planning on yelling at me

and kicking me out
of the class, is she?

It's not in her lesson plan.

Great.

How was pop culture?

I decided
not to take it.

It seemed dull.

Okay, this is psych 105,
introduction to psychology.

I'm professor Walsh. Those of you
who fall into my good graces

will come to know me
as Maggie.

Those of you who don't
will come to know me

by the name my t.A.S use and
think I don't know about,

the evil bitch-monster
of death.

Make no mistake,
I run a hard class.

I assign a lot of work, I talk
fast, and I expect you to keep up.

If you're looking to coast,
I recommend geology 101.

That's where
the football players are.

Oh!
Oh!

Wow. Sorry.

No, I wasn't looking.

Did you, uh, lose your way?

Me? Oh, no, no, no. I'm
just going to Fischer hall,

which I know is
on the earth planet.

Recently voted "most
pathetic," uh-huh.

Mmm, well, I'm lost,
and I have a map, so...

Oh. I come in second.

I'm Buffy, by the way.

Eddie.

Okay, so...

So that's
Fischer hall, right?

Okay, and this is Dunworth building.
That's my dorm.

It's just it-it's us
I can't find.

Are we the blue part?

No. Yes.

Okay, right, so, if
I... i came from there,

then we would just want to go
that way to the bike path.

You sound very certain.
I'm in.

Are you taking psych 105
with professor Walsh?

Yeah. I mean,
I'm gonna try.

She's not afraid of
the long words, huh?

Yeah, she's
pretty intense.

A lot of the courses
are really tough.

I'm a little upset.

I had it
on good authority

this was
a party school.

I think it's supposed
to get easier.

I still feel like carrying
around a security blanket.

Of human bondage.
Have you ever read it?

Oh, I'm not
really into porn...

I mean, I'm just trying
to cut way back.

No, there's no actual bondage.
It's just a novel.

I've read it,
like, 10 times.

I always keep it
by my bed.

Security blanket.

I don't really have
a security blanket,

unless, of course,
you count Mr. pointy.

Mr. pointy?

Oh, bike path.

So, it's nice
to know

that I'm not the only entirely
confused person on this campus.

I suspect there's
a lot of us.

Well, I'll look
for you in psych.

Yeah. Maybe we can
help each other

figure out what the hell
they're talking about.

Okay.

Maybe even make it
through the year.

Good night.
Good night.

I'm sorry.
Did you lose your way?

You looking for someone?

Yeah.

You made a friend?
Good for you.

Thanks, mom.

Yeah. Eddie
just took off.

Packed his stuff, left a note.
Happens sometimes.

Some people just
can't handle it.

There's always
a few kids who lose it

early in the first semester
and just bail.

Weak ones, I guess.

Boring, boring...

Boring, boring...

Boring, boring.

Astonishingly
boring.

We... We have to kill
some cooler people.

Will somebody remind me?

You're the one who said
pick on the weak ones,

thin the herd and all that.

Does this sweater
make me look fat?

No. The fact that you're
fat makes you look fat.

That sweater just makes
you look purple.

You're such a loser.

Hey, words can hurt
like a fist.

Hey, check it out.

Well?

Do we have a Klimt?

Yes!

Big score for Klimt.

Monet still well
in the lead,

but look out for team
Klimt coming from behind.

Freshmen. Man, they're
so predictable.

And you can never
eat just one.

Yeah, I'm hungry.

What a shock.

We eat when
I say we eat.

Well, we could hit
the tunnels.

We eat when I say we eat!

God, lighten up.

I think it's funny
when you scream.

It's like... Whoa!

I gotta get me some
better lackeys, I swear.

You guys are useless.

I shouldn't even
take you on the hunt.

Great. Why don't you let
dead Eddie get you dinner?

That's pretty much
the plan.

Giles?

Rupert,
is this bleu cheese,

or is it just cheese
that's gone blue?

You're not Giles.

Um, you know, the door
was open, so I just...

Uh, Giles does still
live here, right?

He does.

He appears. Rupert,
you have a guest.

Buffy, hello.

Is this a bad time?

No... Uh, forgive me.
Um, this is Olivia.

She's an old friend. She's
staying over for a few days.

Couldn't pass through sunny Cal
without looking up old ripper.

Uh-huh.

Buffy is... um, was
a student of mine.

And how is university?

Pretty much the same
as high school,

in the sense of
I need help.

Ah. Help, yes.

But this just looks
like a bad time.

No, you guys talk.

I'll go slip into something
a little less comfortable.

So, uh, trouble
with, um, studies?

This is a bad time.

You keep saying that.

Well, it looks
pretty bad.

I think someone had just
a little too much

free time
on their hands.

I'm not supposed
to have a private life?

No. Because you're very,
very old, and it's gross.

Well, before I succumb
to the ravages of age

why don't you tell me
what brings you here?

There's a student
missing.

Yes?

Eddie. He's supposed
to have left school,

but I just
don't think he did.

I met him outside
last night,

and then I went back
where we met,

and it looked like
there'd been a struggle.

And?

And we need
to stop this.

I mean, Eddie's r.A. Said
kids disappear a lot.

There could be a gang of
vampires working the campus.

We need research and... and
charts and stuff.

I... i still don't see
where I fit in.

I mean, you haven't described
anything you can't do yourself.

Okay, remember before
you became Hugh Hefner,

when you used to be
a watcher?

Well, officially, you no
longer have a watcher.

Buffy, you know I will always
be here when you need me.

I mean, your safety is more
important to me than anything,

but you are going to have
to take care of yourself.

You're out of school, and I can't
always be there to guide you.

I'm sorry to bug you.

Buffy...

Oh, no... i mean,
yeah, you're right.

I can handle this.

I-it's just that...
I'm on it.

I am here if you need me.

She's gone?

Yes.

So did you help her?

I'm... Not sure.

How am I supposed to hunt
in this mob?

Don't you people have homes?

Eddie?

Eddie.

Eddie, hey!
Wait up.

God, I was worried that
something had happened to you,

and of course it has

because you're
a vampire.

I'm sorry.

I'm not.

The slayer.

Wow. Um, I heard you
might be coming here.

This is, I mean...
What a challenge.

The slayer.

And you are?

Oh, I'm... I'm Sunday.

I'll be killing you here
in a minute or so.

You know, that threat gets more
frightening every time I hear it.

Uh, are we gonna fight,

or is there just gonna be
a monster sarcasm rally?

I'm in
for a piece.

Everybody gets to play.

Guys, this is
totally... Mine.

Okay, but you gotta
share the eatin',

'cause I'm thinkin'
slayer's blood's

gotta be, whoa,
like Thai stick.

I thought people were supposed
to get smarter in college.

Yeah, I think you had a lot of
misconceptions about college,

like that anyone would be
caught dead wearing that.

Don't take this
the wrong way, but...

You fight like a girl.

Aah. Aah. Unh.

Freshman.

No, no, no, no.

The best part was when you
ragged on her clothes.

She was like,
"no, not the ensemble."

Those jeans with
the little patches?

She has no one to blame
but herself.

I heard they're comin' back.

Not if I kill every single
person who wears them.

Still think you should
have let us have a piece.

We could've
finished her off.

She's not gonna last the night.

She's a done deal.

In fact, guys,

you're gonna hit the tunnels.

Mom?

Buffy.

Hi.

Hi, honey, how are you?

I'm okay.

How's college?
You've been fighting.

Oh, uh,
they started it.

Just as long as you're
being careful.

I really didn't think
you'd show here for awhile.

Oh, I didn't have
classes today,

and everything's
just been so hectic,

I figured it be nice to
come and crash... For...

Oh, well, yeah.

You know, I didn't think you'd
be back for a couple of weeks,

but I didn't move anything.
It's still your room.

You filled it
with packing crates.

Yeah, but I didn't
move anything.

If it's still my room,

shouldn't I be able
to fit in it?

Well, it's just
for a couple of weeks

while we do inventory
at the gallery.

I just really didn't think
you'd be back so soon.

Neither did I.

Hello?

Hello?

♪ React ♪

♪ Electricity ♪

♪ Conducting's back ♪

♪ Shower with me ♪

♪♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪♪

The whole world in front of her,
and she comes back to this dive.

Xander!

Hey, buff.

Ohh. When did you
get back?

Couple days ago.

Freak of nature. Why
didn't you call me?

Well, I knew you guys were starting
the whole college adventure,

and I didn't want to,
um, you know...

Help you move.

I missed you.
How was your trip?

Is America nice?
I hear it's nice.

There's some purple mountains
majesty I'm gonna have to say.

What'd you do,
what'd ya see?

Well...

Tell me.

Grand Canyon.

Saw the Grand Canyon.

Well, I saw the movie
Grand Canyon on cable.

Really lame.

Huh?

Basically, I got
as far as Oxnard,

and the engine
fell out of my car.

And that was literally.

So I ended up
washing dishes

at the fabulous
"ladies' night" club

for about a month
and a half

while I tried to pay
for the repairs.

No one really bothered
me or even spoke to me

until one night,

when one of the male
strippers called in sick,

and no power
on this earth

will make me tell you
the rest of that story.

Suffice to say
I traded my car in

for one that wasn't
entirely made of rust,

came trundling back home to the
arms of my loving parents,

where everything
was exactly as it was,

except I sleep in the basement,
and I have to pay rent.

How's college?

Male strippers?

No power on this earth.

Okay. College is good.

Okay, once more with
even less feeling.

No, really. I mean,
Willow's in heaven,

and oz has this really cool
house off-campus with the band.

And you're sitting here
alone at the bronze

looking like you just got diagnosed
with cancer of the puppy.

Nah, it's just...

There was this vampire,
and she took me down,

and I just... I don't know
how to stop her.

Then where's the gang?

Avengers assemble.
Let's get it going.

No, I don't wanna bug them.

I mean, they're just
starting school.

They don't need this.

Okay, buff, what's
the what here?

It's just...

What if I can't cut it?

Can't cut what?
Slaying?

Slaying... Everything.

Buffy, this is
all about fear.

It's understandable, but you
can't let it control ya.

Fear leads to anger.

Anger leads to hate.

Hate leads to anger.

No, wait. Hold on.

Fear leads to hate.

Hate leads
to the dark side.

Hold on. No.

Um... First you get
the women,

then you
get the money,

then you... okay,
can we forget that?

Thanks for the Dada-ist
pep talk.

I feel much more abstract now.

The point is, you're Buffy.

Yeah... Maybe in high school
I was Buffy...

And now, in college,
you're Betty Louise?

Yeah, I'm Betty Louise plotnik,
Reece cupcake, Illinois.

Or I might as well be.

Buffy...

I've gone through some
fairly dark times in my life.

Faced some scary things,

among them, the kitchen at the
fabulous "ladies' night" club.

Let me tell you something.

When it's dark and I'm all alone and
I'm scared or freaked out or whatever,

I always think...
"What would Buffy do?"

You're my hero.

Okay, sometimes when it's dark
and I'm all alone,

I'd think, "what is
Buffy wearing?"

Can that be
one of those things

you never, ever
tell me about?

It's a deal.

Let's put this bitch
in the ground.

What do you say?

I think...

I say thank you.

And nothing says thank you
like dollars in the waistband.

Okay, what do we do first?

Kids disappearing
every year.

Not too many,
just enough

so that everyone thinks
they up and left.

I can't believe the vampires
took your stuff.

Murder I expect, but petty
larceny seems so... Petty.

Well, they have to be
keeping it somewhere,

on campus
or at least nearby.

Hey, how far back
do the disappearances go?

Uh... They weren't
too common before '82.

Magic number.
Check this out.

"Psi-theta loses
its charter.

Building to be closed
for renovation"?

1982. Look at this.

"The former psi-theta
fraternity house lies dormant

while zoning issues drag on
before the city council."

We have a winner

looks pretty cherry.

You up for a little
reconnaissance?

You mean where we all
sculpt and paint and stuff?

No, that was the renaissance.

Oh. I've had
a really long week.

Let's go
look at the house.

Score.

Look how tough I am.

Ohh, that's my skirt.

You're never gonna fit in it
with those hips.

We have to kill them.

We need weapons.

I don't see my weapons trunk
down there.

It was right by my bed.

Mr. gordo?

Whoo!

Go to my room.

If it's not there,
try Willow's.

I'll keep an eye...

My diary?

Uh-oh, score.

I'll hurry.

Ho ho, look how tough I am.

Laugh all you want.

This time, we play it my way,

and the rules are gonna be
just a little bit...

Ahhh.

Ohh.

Say, don't I
know you from...

Beating the crap
out of you?

I just thought I'd drop in.

Get it? Drop in?

Boy, tough room.

I must say, you've
really got me now.

I mean, this is
a diabolical plan.

Throw yourself at my feet
with a broken arm

and no weapons of any kind.

How am I gonna
get out of this one?

You got a nice setup here.
But you made one mistake.

What was that?

Well, I'm not actually positive,

but statistically speaking,
people usually make at least...

It seemed kinda weird.

Yeah, weird's a pretty
good word for it.

Buffy wouldn't
just take off.

That's just not
in her nature,

except for that one time

she disappeared for several
months and changed her name,

but there were
circumstances then.

There's
no circumstances.

Does Buffy have a history
of emotional problems?

'Cause on my request form,

I was pretty specific
about a stable non-smoker.

I don't think this
is her handwriting.

I bet there were
circumstances.

We've probably been so wrapped
up in our own petty lives

that we totally missed
the circumstances.

We're bad friends.

Wil, let's think this through.

How can you be so calm?

Long, arduous hours of practice.

Now, either Buffy took off,

or she was robbed or...

It's a prank!

Xander.

How are my guys?

I don't know you, do I?

No.

This is very intrusive,
isn't it?

Little bit.

Xander.
Kathy.

Do we hug?

I think we're too manly.

What's the prank?
Prank?

Oh, the room.

Well, some friends of
Buffy's played a funny joke

and they took her stuff

and now she wants us
to help get it back

from her friends who sleep
all day and have no tans.

Ohh, those friends.

Funny guys.

Heh heh heh heh.

They took the chest.

Well, let's go. Let's
go to our friend.

It was nice
meeting you, Kathy.

You, too.

Let's go to Wil's,
get supplies.

Is Buffy in danger?

She's in a holding pattern.
We've got some time.

Ohh. Unh! Unh!

Oh, and this.

This is my favorite item.

You don't wanna touch that.

No! Aah!

This arm's not
looking so good.

Gaah! Aah!

It might have to come off.

You wanna know the truth?

I only need one.

This is
startin' to suck.

Whoa.

When you look back at this,

in the 3 seconds it'll take you
to turn to dust,

I think you'll find the mistake
was touching my stuff.

What about
breaking your arm?

Aah!

How does that feel?

Let me answer that question
with a head-butt.

And for the record...
The arm is hurt.

It's not broken.

Hey, buff.

Need a hand?

No thanks.

I'm good.

So, all that other
stuff in there...

That's just gonna
sit in there, right?

I mean, no one owns it
in the strictest sense.

It seems wrong somehow.

Dibs on
the rowing machine.

Buffy!

Hi, Giles.

What's with
the arsenal?

I've been awake all night.

I know I'm supposed
to teach you self-reliance,

but I can't leave you
out there to fight alone.

To hell with what's right.
I-I'm ready to back you up.

Let's find the evil

and... and... and
fight it together.

Great. Thanks.
We'll get right on that.

The evil is this way?

My room is.

Hey, Giles, can you
get this box on top?

So, college not so scary
after all, huh?

It's turning out to be
a lot like high school,

which I can handle.

At least I know
what to expect.

Grr! Arrgh!