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This time, we can't make any mistakes.
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O, Yoy, flank to the center.
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Me and Can will stand by right here.
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Watch it. Don't let it dry.
The pork will stick to the pan.
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Begin the operation!
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Hi, ladies.
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-I heard you're internet icons.
-Because you eat like this.
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-We can't compete.
-But thanks anyway
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You gave us the credit.
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It's not yours. It's the captain's credit.
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You two are just...
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-wallpaper.
-Wallpaper, Fatty?
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Hey!
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-You'd better say my father's name.
-Sommai.
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-Sompong.
-That's my father.
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Take it easy.
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It's not work hours. Relax.
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Pluem, that's too relaxed. Get up.
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I'm Captain Jhet, these four's boss.
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Sergeant Can, Sergeant Yoyl,
Sergeant O...
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and sergeant Pluem.
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Captain. Have you seen this clip?
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This is the story of four fat sergeants.
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Let's start from the beginning.
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This is the beginning,
where it all started.
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Code two. 141 is following the criminal.
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Shit! Why now?
I was eating.
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-This is not the time! Give it to me.
-I'm hungry.
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This is not the time.
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You want some?
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I can't take it anymore.
You want to try me, yeah?
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Yoy, aim low.
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Shoot the tire.
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Drift like Vin Diesel. Shit!
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-What's wrong with the car?
-Maybe it's too heavy.
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Pluem, hurry.
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Can, come help us.
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It's because of you!
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What's that noise?
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Go, captain!
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OH! HOW CAN HE DO IT?
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The story of these four fatties
was filmed.
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It's been shared around so much,
it's become famous on the internet.
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In less than 24 hours,
it has over a million views.
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HILARIOUS
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RETURN MY TAX MONEY
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WHY DOES HE NOT USE DAIKYO?
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BIG LAUGH - COME ON
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Get them!
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Hurry!
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Left. Left. Go!
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WELCOME
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-Hey!
-Hey!
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A million views.
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FAT COP COLLAPSED AT THE SPIRIT HOUSE
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THAI COP WITH THIN WAIST
ROYAL THAI POLICE HEADQUARTERS
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I will not allow the police's image
to be tarnished like this anymore.
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"POTBELLY"
AN UNEXPECTED SILENT DANGER
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Within three months,
every cop in this station...
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must meet a standard waistline and weight.
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What counts as standard?
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How much?
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-Standard is standard.
-What if we can't do it?
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There's nothing Thai police can't do.
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I can't lick my elbow. Look.
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If anybody is really weak and can't do it,
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I have a friend who is a director
in border control.
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He said that he is currently looking
for more personnel.
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Right on cue.
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PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST FORM
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WEIGHT 102 KILOGRAMS
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WEIGHT 115 KILOGRAMS
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WEIGHT 97 KILOGRAMS
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Forty-four.
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Don't suck it in.
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Forty-six.
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Next.
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Can you lift up your shirt for me?
I'm worried it won't be precise.
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Don't you just love that?
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Why did he take off his shirt?
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Weak.
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Risk of heart disease, arthritis, diabetes
and high blood pressure. Don't pass.
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-I wish I could just die.
-Me too.
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Cholesterol 280. Sugar 120.
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Triglyceride 215. Uric 8.
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Creatinine 3.2
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-What is it?
-It's bad.
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-Are you all right?
-Yes.
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Take care.
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How about yours?
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PASS THE ASSESSMENT
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Captain. We want you to help us.
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Come in.
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What's it, Captain?
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I would like you to reconsider
the punishment for the project.
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Nothing to reconsider.
It's already been approved.
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But many policemen here are--
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Fat.
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-Many policemen here are--
-Fat.
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-Many policemen here are overweight.
-Fat.
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Okay. Many policemen here are fat,
but that doesn't mean they're ineffective.
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Captain, my decision is not
about effectiveness.
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It's about our image.
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Let's say we have two policemen.
One is fat, the other is firm.
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A lady gets her bag snatched.
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-Which one will she ask for help?
-Both of them.
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-It's clear.
-Is it cancelled?
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We have less than three months.
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What do we do now?
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First, you have to run.
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When I graduated,
five kilometers was easy.
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I'm gonna die.
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-Do we live in a wrong planet?
-What're you talking about?
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Haven't you heard?
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A hundred kilograms on earth
weighs only 38 kilograms on Mars.
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Watch your left!
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-He must be an alien.
-Who's that?
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Lieutenant Pao or the "Rock Pig.”
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Plain-clothes officer with the highest
arrest numbers in the station.
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Do you drink engine oil?
He runs like a Formula One car.
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-Where's Pluem?
-Right.
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Over there. Slow like a turtle.
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We should go.
He will take a while.
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Watch your left!
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Mr. Captain America!
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Watch your left!
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-What's that?
-Who?
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Next, let's try competitive sports.
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Have you ever played this?
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How hard can it be?
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Run. Catch. Hit. Easy.
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Pluem, catch!
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Charge!
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Fuck!
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Go!
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Volleyball. No battle, no pain.
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-I still have another way.
-Enough!
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Is it good?
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LOST WEIGHT
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HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT IN THREE MONTHS
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Low calories. What should I have to eat?
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Pork leg with basil.
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Lots of skin.
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-Three fried eggs.
-Hey!
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Pluem, you ordered 4,000 calories
worth of food.
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HERBS FOR WEIGHT LOSE
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"Change a pig into a smart man.
Fast, precise. Reduce fat and calories.
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Take today, lose weight tomorrow.
Guaranteed by professional doctors."
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It's exaggerating.
Don't say you're going to take these.
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You took it.
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Can...
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Can...
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Can...
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Who is it?
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Can...
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Can...
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Can...
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Eat me.
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Eat me.
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Did you speak English?
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Eat me.
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Eat me. Eat me.
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Eat me. Eat me. Eat me.
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Eat me!
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-Why are you returning it?
-Pluem.
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What did you give us?
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-What happened?
-Your pill!
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Yoy...
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-Yoy.
-Who're you calling?
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You!
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-Me?
-Eat me.
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What does it mean?
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Eat me.
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I'm here.
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There's nothing to eat.
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-Eat me.
-Knuckle!
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-Ms. Knuckle.
-Delicious.
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You are overreacting.
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Enough, Pluem.
We hallucinated.
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I am fine.
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Are you sure you're fine?
You're vibrating like a telephone.
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Don't worry. I'm okay.
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You never remember!
You didn't unlock the safety.
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Right!
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What should we do about losing weight?
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Should we try intuition?
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No, I have been there. It's expensive.
I thought I bought a house.
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-The gym?
-No, the trainer always sells me courses.
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Nowadays,
they have hypnosis acupuncture.
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-Should we try that?
-Right.
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I'm afraid of needles.
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-What's to be scared of?
-How about eating parasites?
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When I was a kid, my neighbor had it.
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He got thinner.
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It's not a good thing.
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I haven't forgiven you about the pill.
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Why is it this hard?
We used to be thin.
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Back then, I could eat three pigs' legs.
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I didn't get fat. Perfect body.
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Now, I get fat just drinking water.
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Yes. Exercise for months...
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lose just two grams. Not fair.
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You three are better.
Since I got married,
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I've changed my clothes size
every three months. Waste of money.
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-Can't he wait? It's so noisy.
-Why do you put it on him?
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-When did you come?
-I heard.
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Who wants some bread?
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You idiot! You asked why he can't wait.
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I bought it this morning.
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Thank you. Do sane people
just walk around with bread on them?
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Is there anything else?
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You'll never make it in three months.
Do it my way.
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-Why do you want to help us?
-You remind me of someone.
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-Who is that?
-Me.
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When I was a kid,
nobody called me by my name.
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Everybody called me Kurobuta.
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Piggy Kurobuta!
Piggy Kurobuta!
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Kurobuta. Piggy.
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I can imagine.
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No matter how much they mocked me,
I never forgot my dream.
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To be a cop one day.
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What did you do to be here?
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-You mean handsome?
-I mean thin.
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Exercise and diet. Sounds simple,
but it's the only way to lose weight.
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Here?
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Yes, he shared the location with me.
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I SHARE WITH YOU A DOLPHIN
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Idiot! That's a dolphin. Are you crazy?
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Tan, are you sure? Last time...
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at the volleyball court...
I'm still hurting.
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Any other way?
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I told you to eat parasites.
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I told you we can't eat that.
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What are we doing here?
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I want to introduce someone.
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Hey, guy.
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For someone this beautiful,
I'm all in.
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Hey!
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It's okay.
It's okay. I'm used to it.
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This is Meen, the trainer
who will help you lose weight.
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I heard from Jhet that you only
have three months to lose 20 kilograms.
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As a trainer, I wouldn't recommend
losing that much weight so quickly.
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But given your situation...
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we might have to do it…
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Hardcore.
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Yes.
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Diet schedule and exercise.
Meen will take care of it.
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For breakfast, two boiled eggs, 155 cal.
Thirteen grams of protein.
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For lunch, chicken breast, 187 calories.
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-Thirty-five grams of protein.
-This is difficult.
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Where can we eat?
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-Here!
-Yes, we can eat here.
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We're responsible for every meal
on the list, but there's one catch.
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Do not eat anything other than that.
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Okay. We should get started.
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Exercise.
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We'll begin with building muscle.
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Muscles help the fat burning process.
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When you have a better burning process,
you'll lose weight faster.
260
00:26:03,099 --> 00:26:05,750
This part will be Jhet's responsibility.
261
00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:20,917
Go on.
262
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,000
Do your best.
263
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,292
Push it up.
264
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,043
Hey!
265
00:26:47,042 --> 00:26:48,375
Hey! Hey! Hey!
266
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,417
Shit! I cheered you up.
267
00:26:54,018 --> 00:26:55,417
No need to repay me.
268
00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:58,958
Beside weight training,
you have to do cardio as well.
269
00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:00,958
Meen will take care of this.
270
00:27:05,046 --> 00:27:06,667
Let's get started.
271
00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:20,542
-Rookie.
-Hey!
272
00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,375
She's my type.
273
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:31,417
Okay. Dance after me.
Count the rhythm.
274
00:27:36,417 --> 00:27:37,292
March.
275
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,750
Five, six, seven, eight.
276
00:28:35,310 --> 00:28:38,792
-Why are you smiling?
-I know what you're thinking.
277
00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:40,833
You didn't blink once looking at her.
278
00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:45,583
-Looking at who?
-Meen.
279
00:28:46,910 --> 00:28:51,125
-Is she beautiful?
-Of course. She's smooth.
280
00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:55,292
-My wife is better.
-Boa View?
281
00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:58,750
-Take her to get checked for diabetes.
-Yoy. Don't say that.
282
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,708
Why? She's really big.
283
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,458
-Like an elephant.
-Don't tease him.
284
00:29:05,816 --> 00:29:06,917
He loves his wife.
285
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,583
And you love her, right?
286
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:18,542
Okay.
287
00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:21,792
If you like her,
I won't stand in your way.
288
00:29:22,317 --> 00:29:25,000
So we don't have to fight.
289
00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:27,958
-Isn't Meen the captain's girl?
-Hey!
290
00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:31,667
She came with him.
Doesn't mean she's his.
291
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:35,042
Are you sure? He's popular.
292
00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:39,000
Pluem, you think too highly of him.
293
00:29:39,383 --> 00:29:41,376
Is he better than us?
294
00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:45,583
Just more handsome, richer,
firmer and more reliable.
295
00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:48,917
Shit! Better in every way.
296
00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:54,542
But I don't think she's his girl.
297
00:29:56,647 --> 00:29:59,042
Do you really like her?
298
00:30:04,398 --> 00:30:08,542
-Aren't you going home?
-Jhet's still inside.
299
00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:14,875
You and he are…
300
00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:16,417
No.
301
00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:18,750
We are siblings.
302
00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,917
How are you getting home?
303
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,708
You can go with Can.
He's going the same way.
304
00:30:26,042 --> 00:30:29,333
But I never told you where I live.
305
00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:33,167
-Where do you live?
-The condo--
306
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:37,167
That's it. Same way.
You'll be safe with my friend.
307
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,875
Shit! Walk in water like Bear Grylls.
308
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,292
Do you like cats?
309
00:31:09,236 --> 00:31:10,375
I'm their slave.
310
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:18,583
Are you hitting on me?
311
00:31:21,625 --> 00:31:24,000
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine.
312
00:31:30,067 --> 00:31:33,358
Do you mind if I do?
313
00:31:40,875 --> 00:31:41,917
I'm here.
314
00:31:44,792 --> 00:31:45,667
Too close.
315
00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:50,250
-Thank you.
-My pleasure.
316
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:57,283
See you tomorrow.
317
00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:03,042
Here!
318
00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:07,000
Hey!
319
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,417
We can't say much.
320
00:33:29,650 --> 00:33:32,858
We have some important information
but we won't reveal it now.
321
00:33:33,167 --> 00:33:34,583
For government benefit.
322
00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:38,625
-What's the situation?
-Money truck robbery.
323
00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,250
Two criminals.
324
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:43,042
One used a gun to rob the money bag.
325
00:33:43,292 --> 00:33:46,167
Then he escaped on a bike
that the other one drove.
326
00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:48,167
Go ask more information from people here.
327
00:33:48,751 --> 00:33:51,534
See if anybody can give us the lead.
328
00:33:51,659 --> 00:33:52,584
Yes, sir.
329
00:33:53,059 --> 00:33:55,583
-What did you see?
-There were two robbers.
330
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:56,542
No, three.
331
00:33:57,458 --> 00:34:00,750
-Then they escaped by the van.
-What van? Motorcycle.
332
00:34:00,857 --> 00:34:02,208
So, which was it, then?
333
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,750
I don't know. I head from someone else.
334
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:11,542
-Can I ask you some--
-No.
335
00:34:12,042 --> 00:34:13,375
-And if tonight--
-Guys.
336
00:34:14,305 --> 00:34:16,458
Can I ask you about this morning?
337
00:34:16,542 --> 00:34:18,500
Are you the cop from the clip?
338
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,833
That's right. He's fatter in person.
339
00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:26,042
Can I take photos with you?
340
00:34:37,871 --> 00:34:40,125
-What do you want?
-Som tum.
341
00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:41,621
-Spicy or not?
-Spicy.
342
00:34:41,723 --> 00:34:42,917
-How many chilies?
-One.
343
00:34:43,042 --> 00:34:45,000
One is not spicy.
What do you want?
344
00:34:45,612 --> 00:34:47,417
-It's about a robbery.
-What robbery?
345
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,125
-Money truck robbery.
-When?
346
00:34:49,292 --> 00:34:50,777
-This morning.
-How many robbers?
347
00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,000
-Two.
-How much did they get?
348
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:53,875
-Five million.
-Thanks for the information.
349
00:34:53,989 --> 00:34:55,375
-Yes.
-Yeah.
350
00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:01,250
-Four as usual?
-No.
351
00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:04,293
I'm on a case.
Do you know anything about the robbery?
352
00:35:05,792 --> 00:35:10,135
I'm the one who robbed it.
I used an M16 to shoot.
353
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:13,042
Then I used a shotgun.
354
00:35:15,911 --> 00:35:17,051
Not funny.
355
00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:20,521
I can tell you're stressed.
Relax with some barbecue?
356
00:35:20,688 --> 00:35:22,802
No, I'm on a diet.
357
00:35:27,163 --> 00:35:28,167
Here!
358
00:35:29,246 --> 00:35:32,146
-Yours.
-Have we forgotten something?
359
00:35:37,224 --> 00:35:39,821
I told you not to eat anything
not on that list.
360
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,375
The more you eat, the more you exercise.
361
00:35:54,576 --> 00:35:55,708
Hey!
362
00:36:06,537 --> 00:36:09,993
I have to change the schedule
because of you.
363
00:36:10,671 --> 00:36:13,952
Did you know that Thai boxing
is the best cardio you can do?
364
00:36:14,127 --> 00:36:16,125
Are you teaching us to box?
365
00:36:16,413 --> 00:36:18,125
Not me. Over there.
366
00:36:24,292 --> 00:36:25,167
Where?
367
00:36:26,570 --> 00:36:27,589
So quiet.
368
00:36:33,471 --> 00:36:34,375
Who's that?
369
00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:37,319
My boxing coach.
370
00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:41,250
Can, go easy on her. Leave me some.
371
00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:54,883
He left you plenty.
372
00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:10,500
How good can you be?
373
00:37:19,354 --> 00:37:20,554
Time's up.
374
00:37:27,722 --> 00:37:31,583
-Come at me at the same time.
-Are you sure, coach?
375
00:37:32,107 --> 00:37:34,542
-Come on.
-Me first.
376
00:38:10,511 --> 00:38:14,754
That wasn't any good.
How are you going to catch criminals?
377
00:38:16,577 --> 00:38:19,750
If the criminal is this good,
I give up.
378
00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:25,792
We cannot make you the best
in the short time we have.
379
00:38:26,327 --> 00:38:28,792
So I'm going to teach you some easy moves
that will really work.
380
00:38:29,326 --> 00:38:31,267
If we are locked like this...
381
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:39,917
Now you try.
382
00:38:54,069 --> 00:38:56,750
Can, switch with me.
I can't do it anymore.
383
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,090
-Are you flexing?
-No.
384
00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:18,625
Yoy. How about tomorrow?
385
00:39:24,681 --> 00:39:28,505
-Tasteless.
-Hold it in for your health.
386
00:39:29,256 --> 00:39:32,918
Why don't we get fat
from eating vegetables?
387
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:36,250
And why don't pigs' legs make us healthy?
388
00:39:36,917 --> 00:39:39,042
That would make the world a lot better.
389
00:39:43,842 --> 00:39:46,359
Pluem, don't eat snacks.
390
00:39:48,498 --> 00:39:50,200
Let me smell it.
391
00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:53,208
Pluem.
392
00:40:02,189 --> 00:40:03,375
You can't eat that.
393
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:06,792
I'll take it.
394
00:40:10,193 --> 00:40:11,693
Come see me when you finish.
395
00:40:14,263 --> 00:40:16,958
-Do you want to deflate his tire?
-Yes.
396
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:22,667
Thirteen seconds in.
This is something.
397
00:40:24,053 --> 00:40:25,708
The driver may be a part of it.
398
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:30,458
I asked sergeant Big and Bank
to investigate and found nothing.
399
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:36,375
Take a close look at the bike.
400
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:42,208
The same one that robbed a gold shop.
401
00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:43,894
DETENTION ROOM
402
00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:48,908
Investigate that bike.
403
00:40:49,075 --> 00:40:50,367
Long time no see.
404
00:40:52,144 --> 00:40:53,403
Your friend?
405
00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:55,917
I thought he was yours.
406
00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:58,708
Who are you?
407
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:04,017
Who am I? The cop that arrested you.
408
00:41:06,306 --> 00:41:08,667
-Get in.
-Easy.
409
00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:12,625
He was handsome.
410
00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:17,167
That's captain Jhet.
We were in a car.
411
00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:20,412
We couldn't get over the bridge,
then we slid down, crashed and fell--
412
00:41:20,487 --> 00:41:22,866
O, stop talking.
413
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:33,125
How can we help?
414
00:41:37,542 --> 00:41:38,750
It's not clear.
415
00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:42,917
But I do know that pipe.
416
00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:47,417
Only two persons have it.
One is me.
417
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:50,333
The other is Pong.
418
00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:53,500
Otherwise known as...
419
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,687
Pong Double Pipe.
420
00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:58,417
And do you know where we can find him?
421
00:42:05,042 --> 00:42:07,000
Hi. What's up?
422
00:42:07,167 --> 00:42:10,292
Show it.
423
00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:12,506
PAO - FOUND HIM
424
00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:27,792
Enter.
425
00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:37,333
Don't move.
426
00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:45,333
Captain, which one is Pong Double Pipe?
427
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,458
Who is Pong Double Pipe?
428
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,583
-Shit! He's gone.
-Get him alive.
429
00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:03,542
Don't move. Stop.
430
00:43:13,489 --> 00:43:14,458
Stop!
431
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:44,250
Stop.
432
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:53,292
Is he with the running club? So fast.
433
00:43:55,798 --> 00:43:57,292
Can you do it harder?
434
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:00,745
Yeah! Good.
435
00:44:04,144 --> 00:44:05,375
Too hard!
436
00:44:25,693 --> 00:44:26,667
-Hey!
-Hey!
437
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:24,554
Hi.
438
00:45:26,961 --> 00:45:28,250
Are you tired, Fatty?
439
00:45:47,958 --> 00:45:50,333
Why am I looking at this?
I don't know anything.
440
00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:55,458
Two motorcycle professionals
said that these are the same bike.
441
00:45:56,353 --> 00:45:58,917
Same model and design.
442
00:45:59,542 --> 00:46:02,333
The tire marks also match your bike.
443
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,792
It's not mine.
444
00:46:11,218 --> 00:46:12,542
I don't know whose it is.
445
00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:22,750
Are you sure it's not yours?
446
00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:26,625
Yes.
447
00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,125
Are you sure?
448
00:46:46,767 --> 00:46:47,767
Anything to say?
449
00:46:58,875 --> 00:47:01,583
I give up. I'll talk. I did it.
450
00:47:01,667 --> 00:47:05,125
He paid me to drive.
I robbed it. Don't smash my pipe!
451
00:47:15,364 --> 00:47:16,456
NAME - MR. PREMSAK RAKJINGJAI
452
00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:27,458
We have three people.
Me, the thief and the boss.
453
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,022
I don't know him.
But I can give you the robber's name.
454
00:47:30,122 --> 00:47:31,458
-ARMED ROBBERY
-BRAWL ASSAULT
455
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,958
His name is Khem.
456
00:47:34,883 --> 00:47:36,697
Focus on getting Khem first.
457
00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:38,750
The problem is we don't know where he is.
458
00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:42,042
But I asked Big and Bank
to find their address.
459
00:47:44,167 --> 00:47:47,000
-What do we do?
-Stay where you are.
460
00:47:47,167 --> 00:47:48,733
Let the professionals handle it.
461
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,730
Are you looking for a fight,
talking like this?
462
00:47:51,855 --> 00:47:55,720
-You want some?
-Enough. You deal with the weight first.
463
00:47:56,292 --> 00:47:58,417
I'll let you know if anything comes up.
464
00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:07,775
Do you think he doesn't want us
on the case?
465
00:48:08,050 --> 00:48:10,208
O, you're over thinking.
466
00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:14,403
We're the ones who caught Pong.
467
00:48:15,001 --> 00:48:16,417
It's not our doing.
468
00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:19,167
To be honest,
if the Rock Pig hadn't turned up,
469
00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:22,000
how would we have arrested him?
470
00:48:23,608 --> 00:48:27,333
What's wrong with you?
We can prove to him
471
00:48:27,541 --> 00:48:30,083
that we are the real deal.
472
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:34,167
-How?
-Get fit.
473
00:48:35,321 --> 00:48:39,083
When I couldn't run after Pong,
I was disappointed with myself.
474
00:48:40,327 --> 00:48:44,542
The bad guy was in front of me,
but I couldn't catch him.
475
00:48:46,708 --> 00:48:51,583
I was wondering why I couldn't get fit
and get better.
476
00:48:56,816 --> 00:48:58,042
Let's get fit!
477
00:49:03,838 --> 00:49:07,375
Don't be so quiet.
478
00:49:13,047 --> 00:49:16,042
Good. You guys go on.
I'll support you.
479
00:49:16,375 --> 00:49:17,917
Pluem, what's up with you?
480
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:53,917
Wait.
481
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:00,250
Come.
482
00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:01,750
Come here.
483
00:50:19,542 --> 00:50:20,417
Hey!
484
00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:30,000
Can't you move it? It's easy.
485
00:51:37,583 --> 00:51:38,917
Hey!
486
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:10,417
Please welcome our four men.
487
00:52:21,417 --> 00:52:22,458
You're better at dancing.
488
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,500
-What?
-You're better at dancing.
489
00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:28,917
I have a good coach.
490
00:52:34,208 --> 00:52:37,500
Can I ask you how do you become a cop?
491
00:52:37,917 --> 00:52:40,583
-Why?
-You're overweight.
492
00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:44,333
Shy and weak. Bad at fighting.
493
00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:49,125
-Can't stand straight. Eat too much.
-Enough, Meen. I get it.
494
00:52:53,911 --> 00:52:57,042
-So why become a cop?
-I don't know.
495
00:52:58,328 --> 00:53:02,583
-Why do you ask?
-People around me dislikes cops.
496
00:53:02,954 --> 00:53:04,958
Especially my father.
497
00:53:06,368 --> 00:53:07,583
Maybe he's a bad guy.
498
00:53:09,125 --> 00:53:12,292
Does he sell illegal stuff?
Or move duty free gear?
499
00:53:13,208 --> 00:53:14,375
Not that!
500
00:53:17,063 --> 00:53:17,981
I'm kidding.
501
00:53:20,570 --> 00:53:21,542
I'm used to it.
502
00:53:23,042 --> 00:53:25,042
People hate cops.
503
00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:29,042
But when they're in trouble,
it's only cops who come to help.
504
00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:34,335
Some people like cops.
505
00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:39,292
Because some cops... are cute.
506
00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:03,208
Fuck. You danced into me.
507
00:54:03,917 --> 00:54:05,750
We are in a club.
508
00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:08,708
-It happens, bro.
-Who's your bro, fatty?
509
00:54:09,792 --> 00:54:11,458
-Fuck.
-Easy, Yoy.
510
00:54:14,509 --> 00:54:15,917
Coward.
511
00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:17,750
Big body but a small heart.
512
00:54:18,333 --> 00:54:20,542
Go back to your pigpen.
I can smell the fat.
513
00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:24,917
Burning smell. Must be his fat.
514
00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:29,391
-Fuck you.
-Shit.
515
00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:34,917
Go home.
516
00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:38,417
That's it.
517
00:54:38,625 --> 00:54:39,917
Beer is here.
518
00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:47,042
I'm shot.
519
00:54:47,708 --> 00:54:52,125
Call the police.
520
00:54:52,824 --> 00:54:57,167
Next time, I'll shoot the one
with the camera, first.
521
00:54:57,917 --> 00:54:59,792
The victim is threatening to sue us.
522
00:55:00,708 --> 00:55:01,958
And if he does...
523
00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:04,958
our image will be damaged.
524
00:55:05,208 --> 00:55:08,052
-Director, he had a knife--
-Enough.
525
00:55:08,443 --> 00:55:09,958
I don't want any excuses.
526
00:55:11,536 --> 00:55:15,792
You'll be investigated
and suspended indefinitely.
527
00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:21,911
Director, please reconsider.
Lately, they've been doing great.
528
00:55:22,127 --> 00:55:23,250
Captain.
529
00:55:23,971 --> 00:55:26,598
This is mercy.
530
00:55:27,618 --> 00:55:28,792
You too.
531
00:55:29,666 --> 00:55:32,000
Focus on the case.
532
00:55:37,581 --> 00:55:38,750
Give me the gun.
533
00:55:40,542 --> 00:55:43,250
That way, you can't shoot anyone.
Then you can go.
534
00:55:58,167 --> 00:55:59,042
Sergeant.
535
00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:21,000
Please.
536
00:56:27,541 --> 00:56:29,000
Another thing.
537
00:56:30,667 --> 00:56:35,667
If you don't lose weight,
I won't just transfer you guys.
538
00:56:37,292 --> 00:56:39,750
I'll fire you.
539
00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:45,917
What was that? I paid for that gun.
540
00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:47,958
Don't worry too much.
541
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,169
I've seen your improvement.
542
00:56:51,772 --> 00:56:55,078
Tomorrow, the weight loss results
will be good.
543
00:56:55,293 --> 00:56:56,625
Next.
544
00:57:25,292 --> 00:57:26,625
GREAT IMPROVEMENT
545
00:57:31,625 --> 00:57:34,000
We may actually make it.
546
00:57:51,831 --> 00:57:52,708
NO IMPROVEMENT
547
00:57:55,833 --> 00:57:56,958
Great improvement.
548
00:58:12,081 --> 00:58:14,125
Why Can is the only one?
549
00:58:14,833 --> 00:58:16,750
You followed the schedule, didn't you?
550
00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:21,299
Didn't you?
551
00:58:22,583 --> 00:58:23,792
I confess.
552
00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:26,458
I didn't follow it.
553
00:58:26,607 --> 00:58:27,583
What?
554
00:58:28,793 --> 00:58:29,958
I can't sleep.
555
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:57,100
The whole pack?
556
00:58:57,792 --> 00:59:00,000
-I'm sorry.
-Yoy, why did you do that?
557
00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:02,417
Shut it, O. You too.
558
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,708
You don't love me anymore.
559
00:59:07,625 --> 00:59:09,958
You don't eat my meals.
560
00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:14,875
I have to lose my weight.
561
00:59:15,235 --> 00:59:16,250
That's right.
562
00:59:17,292 --> 00:59:19,500
You will run off with someone else.
563
00:59:36,364 --> 00:59:37,458
And you, Pluem?
564
00:59:39,104 --> 00:59:40,208
I was hungry.
565
00:59:41,542 --> 00:59:44,250
Pluem, don't you have anything to say?
566
00:59:45,987 --> 00:59:49,750
Haven't you heard?
Exercise but not diet won't help.
567
00:59:51,667 --> 00:59:53,012
You'll just be a strong pig.
568
00:59:57,792 --> 01:00:01,042
Captain, sorry to disappoint you.
569
01:00:02,317 --> 01:00:05,769
You don't have to say sorry.
No matter how much I help,
570
01:00:06,182 --> 01:00:07,772
if you don't help yourselves...
571
01:00:08,958 --> 01:00:10,208
You can't win over yourselves.
572
01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:12,750
Everything I do is useless.
573
01:00:24,167 --> 01:00:25,042
Let's do this.
574
01:00:25,708 --> 01:00:26,583
What?
575
01:00:27,768 --> 01:00:29,292
We have two months left.
576
01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:32,833
If you start your diet now,
we can do it.
577
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:38,208
-Are you giving up?
-Can...
578
01:00:38,690 --> 01:00:41,875
Two months, 20 kilograms.
Who can do that?
579
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:44,625
Besides, I'm bored.
580
01:00:45,158 --> 01:00:47,292
I love eating. What's wrong with that?
581
01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:49,292
I know. I love it too.
582
01:00:50,097 --> 01:00:51,750
But it's temporary happiness.
583
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,375
Aren't you bored seeing fit men?
584
01:00:54,652 --> 01:00:56,708
Or seeing clothes you like,
but can't wear?
585
01:00:57,542 --> 01:00:59,352
Or people thinking you're a clown?
586
01:01:01,217 --> 01:01:03,417
Trust me. I followed the schedule.
587
01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:08,125
In one month, I lost seven kilograms.
If I can do it, you can too.
588
01:01:08,812 --> 01:01:11,142
Can, you know what?
589
01:01:11,742 --> 01:01:15,375
You're acting like people on the internet,
showing off when you can do it.
590
01:01:16,042 --> 01:01:19,372
I hate those people.
591
01:01:19,966 --> 01:01:21,708
I'm just trying to be supportive.
592
01:01:21,917 --> 01:01:26,097
Supportive? To be honest, Can,
if you weren't hitting on Meen,
593
01:01:26,456 --> 01:01:28,750
-you'd be just like us.
-Why did you say that?
594
01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:31,306
-You're the one who told me to.
-Can, enough.
595
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:33,580
We don't have any power anymore.
596
01:01:33,750 --> 01:01:35,667
Do you want to be fat forever?
597
01:01:40,182 --> 01:01:46,349
You know what? That word hurts less
when others say it.
598
01:02:18,542 --> 01:02:19,417
Can.
599
01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:26,000
-Can.
-Yes?
600
01:02:26,961 --> 01:02:28,875
Are you alright? You seem distracted.
601
01:02:29,932 --> 01:02:31,042
A little.
602
01:02:34,054 --> 01:02:35,083
You argued?
603
01:02:37,625 --> 01:02:40,625
I was wrong. I shouldn't have said that.
604
01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:44,708
Fighting like children.
605
01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:47,583
This is serious.
606
01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:50,625
I know.
607
01:02:55,750 --> 01:03:01,500
I envy you, having such close friends.
608
01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:05,173
Maybe we've been friends too long.
609
01:03:07,002 --> 01:03:08,375
Since Police Academy.
610
01:03:10,583 --> 01:03:11,625
We've been through a lot.
611
01:03:14,542 --> 01:03:18,333
I was in trouble and they saved me.
612
01:03:27,484 --> 01:03:28,708
You beat him?
613
01:03:29,292 --> 01:03:31,125
He broke into my house.
614
01:03:31,421 --> 01:03:32,446
-Terrible.
-Him?
615
01:03:32,792 --> 01:03:34,625
-You.
-Me?
616
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,621
They might be bad
but they're your friends.
617
01:04:19,167 --> 01:04:20,042
Hey, guys.
618
01:04:27,116 --> 01:04:29,625
I'm sorry about yesterday.
619
01:04:35,993 --> 01:04:37,167
I know I was wrong.
620
01:04:38,652 --> 01:04:40,578
I'm sorry I talked to you like that.
621
01:04:42,121 --> 01:04:43,417
I used to be fat too.
622
01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:49,042
I'll buy you some barbecue.
623
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:53,833
Or Shabu.
624
01:04:58,590 --> 01:04:59,542
MK Gold.
625
01:05:05,375 --> 01:05:08,217
Please go with me.
626
01:05:09,042 --> 01:05:10,083
Just one meal.
627
01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,708
You're mad at me
because I called you fat.
628
01:05:20,247 --> 01:05:21,333
Say something back.
629
01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:24,917
Curse me. Punch me.
Make it even.
630
01:05:26,087 --> 01:05:27,250
Don't be silent like this.
631
01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:35,917
Fine! I'll do it.
632
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:40,625
I'm sorry.
633
01:05:42,745 --> 01:05:43,833
Are you happy?
634
01:05:47,302 --> 01:05:48,458
Enough, Can.
635
01:05:50,667 --> 01:05:52,500
You had be at barbecue.
636
01:06:04,619 --> 01:06:05,836
Let's go. I'm hungry.
637
01:06:07,875 --> 01:06:10,417
Pluem, don't you feel anything?
638
01:06:10,855 --> 01:06:11,958
Look at my shirt.
639
01:06:13,542 --> 01:06:14,708
Sweating like hell.
640
01:06:30,773 --> 01:06:34,001
Can. We decided.
641
01:06:35,018 --> 01:06:36,583
We're done losing weight.
642
01:06:39,542 --> 01:06:40,833
Are you really done?
643
01:06:42,693 --> 01:06:45,872
I've thought about it. I love to eat.
644
01:06:47,167 --> 01:06:49,792
I prefer eating to being a cop.
645
01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:53,792
Right. I don't want
to have family problems anymore.
646
01:06:54,539 --> 01:06:57,833
Besides, my wife's cooking
is worth getting fat for.
647
01:06:58,043 --> 01:07:00,375
I can stay home and use my heritage.
648
01:07:06,292 --> 01:07:09,083
Even if we quit...
649
01:07:10,875 --> 01:07:12,292
we want you to stay.
650
01:07:17,308 --> 01:07:18,183
Here!
651
01:07:29,417 --> 01:07:30,375
To the fat!
652
01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:37,000
Code one calls code two.
653
01:07:38,292 --> 01:07:39,958
Listen.
654
01:07:41,583 --> 01:07:45,208
An officer was shot.
The injured man is Captain Jhet.
655
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:24,042
What happened?
656
01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:29,542
We got Khem's address.
657
01:08:44,332 --> 01:08:45,667
BANK VAULT ROBBERY
GOT AWAY WITH 11 M.
658
01:08:45,957 --> 01:08:47,750
SUSPICIOUS ROBBERY
PARK & WAIT - NO GUN
659
01:09:54,805 --> 01:09:56,125
A bullet cut through his heart.
660
01:09:56,875 --> 01:09:59,125
Doctors did their best to save him.
661
01:10:01,042 --> 01:10:01,917
But they failed.
662
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:14,417
How could you let this happen?
663
01:10:14,936 --> 01:10:16,000
I tried.
664
01:10:16,292 --> 01:10:19,042
-Tried?
-Quit it, Captain.
665
01:10:19,774 --> 01:10:21,000
Please sign the papers.
666
01:10:26,059 --> 01:10:27,125
Thank you.
667
01:10:28,722 --> 01:10:29,917
Too late, Captain.
668
01:10:30,625 --> 01:10:31,500
Really?
669
01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:35,667
A miracle. He's back from dead.
670
01:10:37,819 --> 01:10:39,125
I'd like to slap him.
671
01:10:42,750 --> 01:10:45,877
The director rushed this case.
Captain asked me to bring this for him.
672
01:10:46,417 --> 01:10:48,750
He can work from here.
673
01:11:00,917 --> 01:11:05,208
He's an asshole but I have to admit
that our boss...
674
01:11:06,367 --> 01:11:07,542
is really awesome.
675
01:11:10,417 --> 01:11:11,417
Let's close this case.
676
01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:15,125
Yoy, what makes you say that?
677
01:11:16,148 --> 01:11:21,042
I think we should repay him.
He's done a lot for us.
678
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:24,083
Haven't you forgotten something?
679
01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:26,583
We're suspended.
680
01:11:26,684 --> 01:11:31,000
Right. We don't have guns.
Can't call any back-up.
681
01:11:31,574 --> 01:11:32,708
How can we fight?
682
01:11:34,331 --> 01:11:38,375
But we do have a super cop
who has the highest arrest numbers.
683
01:11:41,669 --> 01:11:42,875
Let's go find...
684
01:11:45,817 --> 01:11:47,000
Lieutenant Pao.
685
01:11:55,161 --> 01:11:56,875
What happened to you?
686
01:11:58,110 --> 01:11:59,917
Catching a bad guy.
Jumped between buildings.
687
01:12:00,110 --> 01:12:01,542
-Didn't make it?
-I did.
688
01:12:01,916 --> 01:12:04,620
-Then what's up?
-The roof was old.
689
01:12:05,167 --> 01:12:06,514
I fell and was badly injured.
690
01:12:07,164 --> 01:12:08,292
I don't know.
691
01:12:09,861 --> 01:12:11,167
You guys should go.
692
01:12:12,667 --> 01:12:13,667
I heard everything.
693
01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:16,500
Do it yourselves.
694
01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:19,208
I don't think so.
695
01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:22,458
We can't even lose weight.
696
01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:31,375
That's me and my friend.
697
01:12:32,061 --> 01:12:33,542
I'm on the left.
698
01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:38,917
But...
699
01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:43,000
Your friend looks familiar.
700
01:12:43,646 --> 01:12:44,708
He's Jhet.
701
01:12:45,232 --> 01:12:46,375
Wait. What?
702
01:12:47,292 --> 01:12:49,375
He said he used to be fat.
703
01:12:49,777 --> 01:12:50,917
Fat?
704
01:12:51,750 --> 01:12:53,375
He's never changed.
705
01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:59,500
What about this fat kid?
706
01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:04,305
That's Tote. Our friend.
707
01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:06,625
How is he doing now?
708
01:13:06,825 --> 01:13:08,375
Died of diabetes many years ago.
709
01:13:12,450 --> 01:13:16,149
Since we graduated,
I've worked as plainclothes cop.
710
01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:20,750
After that, I gained a lot of weight.
711
01:13:22,123 --> 01:13:24,208
I realized when I reached 100 kilograms,
712
01:13:25,197 --> 01:13:26,458
I couldn't lose any weight.
713
01:13:28,542 --> 01:13:29,833
You know what I did?
714
01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:31,083
What?
715
01:13:31,709 --> 01:13:32,750
I didn't give a shit.
716
01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:37,535
If I can catch bad guys,
I don't care if I'm fat or thin.
717
01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:09,375
Trust me. This is the bad guy.
718
01:14:10,375 --> 01:14:12,417
Yoy, It's not time to play.
719
01:14:12,651 --> 01:14:16,125
It's in the movies.
The bad guy is always the closest one.
720
01:14:16,458 --> 01:14:21,024
-Bullshit.
-Trust me. Plot twist.
721
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:34,813
First, let's catch Khem.
Then we might get to the boss.
722
01:14:36,511 --> 01:14:37,708
Will it be that easy?
723
01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:38,907
Yes.
724
01:14:40,125 --> 01:14:42,333
Why didn't you tell me that
before I made the board?
725
01:14:42,504 --> 01:14:45,083
I saw it in the movies,
so I let you do it.
726
01:14:52,917 --> 01:14:54,375
Wait for us. We'll see.
727
01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:58,375
MR. SAKDA MEELAP
BORN - 1 MARCH 2532 B.E.
728
01:14:58,583 --> 01:14:59,792
He didn't wait for us.
729
01:15:01,083 --> 01:15:02,958
What do we do now?
730
01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:05,542
He's dead.
731
01:15:08,417 --> 01:15:10,208
Back to sleep. It's over.
732
01:15:10,943 --> 01:15:12,083
No, it's not.
733
01:15:13,099 --> 01:15:14,917
There's one bad guy left.
734
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:17,417
To close this case,
we have to catch him.
735
01:15:17,862 --> 01:15:19,500
Let's arrest Director Charn Chai.
736
01:15:22,917 --> 01:15:23,915
Fine. It's not him.
737
01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:45,167
Captain Jhet released me.
He wanted to get to Khem.
738
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:49,875
But he got shot.
Khem was killed.
739
01:15:51,792 --> 01:15:52,667
Now...
740
01:15:54,299 --> 01:15:56,125
He killed everyone who know.
741
01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,042
I will be next.
742
01:16:01,351 --> 01:16:05,565
In that case...
being in jail is safer.
743
01:16:06,180 --> 01:16:09,250
If you want to be safe,
tell us who he is.
744
01:16:12,273 --> 01:16:13,292
Little man.
745
01:16:13,792 --> 01:16:16,042
-White skin.
-Little and white.
746
01:16:16,292 --> 01:16:18,333
-Small eyes.
-Small eyes.
747
01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:20,833
Oval face. Wears a wool hat.
748
01:16:21,292 --> 01:16:22,500
Oval face.
749
01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:25,167
Wear a wool hat.
750
01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:29,208
-Right.
-I'm done.
751
01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:32,295
Yes, this is him.
752
01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:34,375
But his nose hair was not this long.
753
01:16:34,875 --> 01:16:35,875
Retarded.
754
01:16:36,918 --> 01:16:38,083
What did you draw?
755
01:16:38,375 --> 01:16:40,333
Pluem, give me some respect.
756
01:16:40,833 --> 01:16:43,708
I used to get five stars
from Mrs. Somsri in art class.
757
01:16:45,792 --> 01:16:46,750
Anything else?
758
01:16:48,625 --> 01:16:51,583
I don't know. He's really careful.
759
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:53,706
He shouldn't have any record.
760
01:16:53,881 --> 01:16:57,333
Besides, he knew the schedule
of the money truck.
761
01:16:57,917 --> 01:17:00,542
Knew the way to escape.
He prepared it for me.
762
01:17:08,536 --> 01:17:11,792
From what Pong said,
he must live in this area.
763
01:17:12,625 --> 01:17:15,750
Or often observe.
But where?
764
01:17:16,667 --> 01:17:18,814
Where could he observe from
for a long time with nobody noticing?
765
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:21,708
That barbecue smells good.
766
01:17:22,875 --> 01:17:25,042
Are you so hungry you've gone crazy?
767
01:17:25,667 --> 01:17:27,293
Focus on the case.
768
01:17:31,539 --> 01:17:35,958
Let's take a break and have some barbecue.
We can eat and discuss.
769
01:17:36,583 --> 01:17:38,417
There's an ATM close to barbecue place.
770
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,208
He knew all about the schedule.
771
01:17:45,292 --> 01:17:47,995
Knew the way to escape.
He prepared it for me.
772
01:17:48,542 --> 01:17:51,333
If we get to Khem,
we can get to the boss.
773
01:17:51,831 --> 01:17:54,000
I only met him once,
when we did the robbery.
774
01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:58,246
Where could he observe from
for a long time with nobody noticing?
775
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:02,000
-Is he cold?
-Will he transform?
776
01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:05,708
Barbecue smells good.
777
01:18:05,792 --> 01:18:07,750
There's an ATM close to barbecue place.
778
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:10,708
-Plot twist.
-I'm the one who robbed it.
779
01:18:14,522 --> 01:18:15,667
JONG - THAI BARBECUE
780
01:18:19,196 --> 01:18:20,417
JONG - THAI BARBECUE
781
01:18:21,042 --> 01:18:21,917
Jong.
782
01:18:53,789 --> 01:18:54,708
How many seats?
783
01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:58,000
Four.
784
01:19:01,042 --> 01:19:04,417
I'm always here but never noticed
how scary the employees look.
785
01:19:06,246 --> 01:19:08,958
-What are you doing?
-I'm excited.
786
01:19:09,619 --> 01:19:13,083
How are you? Is the food okay?
787
01:19:18,065 --> 01:19:20,610
Enjoy your meal. I won't bother you.
788
01:19:21,135 --> 01:19:22,000
Wait.
789
01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:24,958
Please come with me to the station.
790
01:19:25,750 --> 01:19:26,625
Why?
791
01:19:27,056 --> 01:19:29,542
Nothing. I just want to ask you something.
792
01:19:30,650 --> 01:19:33,792
Can I go tomorrow?
I have to be here.
793
01:19:34,583 --> 01:19:35,875
Today. Please cooperate.
794
01:19:36,831 --> 01:19:38,042
Or I will arrest.
795
01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:41,417
Arrest? What's the charge?
796
01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:44,375
-Robbery.
-Why do you think that?
797
01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:48,208
I have a witness.
Do you know Khem?
798
01:19:48,917 --> 01:19:51,083
Who's Khem? I don't know him.
799
01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:53,500
He just arranged a funeral.
800
01:19:55,127 --> 01:19:56,125
But he's still alive.
801
01:19:57,667 --> 01:20:00,457
We faked the funeral to trick you.
802
01:20:01,708 --> 01:20:04,500
But now, Khem is in police protection.
803
01:20:04,799 --> 01:20:07,542
And he confessed the robbery plan.
804
01:20:08,828 --> 01:20:09,833
Accomplice.
805
01:20:11,333 --> 01:20:13,750
Now, can you come to the station?
806
01:20:14,292 --> 01:20:16,875
No, I don't believe Khem isn't dead.
807
01:20:17,898 --> 01:20:19,417
You said you don't know him.
808
01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:23,417
Stop puzzling and go to the station.
809
01:20:31,873 --> 01:20:34,321
I can see you're busy.
Tomorrow is fine.
810
01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:36,458
You overreacted.
811
01:20:37,170 --> 01:20:38,917
I didn't know they had so people.
812
01:20:56,276 --> 01:20:57,833
Check the bill.
813
01:24:56,708 --> 01:24:57,820
Stop! Don't move.
814
01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:00,000
Get down.
815
01:25:09,469 --> 01:25:11,875
This is the first time
I've ever been happy to see you.
816
01:25:17,458 --> 01:25:18,333
Jong.
817
01:25:21,625 --> 01:25:22,500
Hey, O.
818
01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:32,417
-Give it to me.
-Okay.
819
01:25:36,050 --> 01:25:37,917
It's okay. Not necessary.
820
01:25:48,517 --> 01:25:49,417
Fuck!
821
01:25:55,875 --> 01:25:58,917
Shit! The gun doesn't work.
That's why they gave it to me.
822
01:25:59,625 --> 01:26:01,833
It works. You didn't unlock the safety.
823
01:26:03,067 --> 01:26:04,292
Right.
824
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:13,250
Shit! The tire won't blow up.
My ears will. Wait a second.
825
01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:15,000
I'll get close.
826
01:26:20,323 --> 01:26:21,375
Shit!
827
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,125
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
828
01:26:32,369 --> 01:26:33,542
What should we do?
829
01:26:34,250 --> 01:26:36,792
I don't know. He dropped the gun.
830
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:41,875
I know.
831
01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:56,417
Shit! How did they get on?
832
01:26:58,083 --> 01:26:58,958
Hey!
833
01:27:07,542 --> 01:27:09,125
Why so stubborn?
834
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:12,750
Pluem, what do we do?
This bridge again.
835
01:27:14,583 --> 01:27:15,458
Can, Yoy.
836
01:27:16,750 --> 01:27:18,375
Wait for it, O.
837
01:27:19,479 --> 01:27:20,542
Shoot the back tire.
838
01:27:23,542 --> 01:27:24,417
Jump.
839
01:27:49,505 --> 01:27:50,708
Put your hands up.
840
01:27:57,208 --> 01:27:58,083
Yoy, get him.
841
01:28:08,458 --> 01:28:10,458
-Help me.
-Don't come any closer.
842
01:28:11,139 --> 01:28:15,083
-I'll put a hole in your friend's head.
-Easy. Don't make this into a big deal.
843
01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:17,711
If you shoot me...
844
01:28:18,417 --> 01:28:20,125
-my friend will shoot you.
-I don't care.
845
01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:22,375
I won't go to jail, Fatty.
846
01:28:27,030 --> 01:28:28,167
What did you say?
847
01:28:29,125 --> 01:28:32,583
I said I won't go to jail, Fatty.
848
01:29:29,071 --> 01:29:31,667
O, why did you shoot me?
849
01:29:32,042 --> 01:29:33,833
You sent me a signal.
850
01:29:35,145 --> 01:29:37,083
Who you calling fat?
851
01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:38,458
Who you calling fat?
852
01:29:38,833 --> 01:29:41,417
Come help me, O.
853
01:30:27,834 --> 01:30:31,083
You're on suspension
and you broke orders.
854
01:30:32,375 --> 01:30:34,418
You used weapons without permission.
855
01:30:35,958 --> 01:30:37,333
You got into a fight.
856
01:30:40,417 --> 01:30:41,417
And this time...
857
01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:45,500
you did great.
858
01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:49,825
Congratulations.
859
01:31:38,958 --> 01:31:40,417
Director.
860
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:43,833
They don't have
to lose their weight, right?
861
01:31:44,991 --> 01:31:48,488
Work and order are not the same thing.
862
01:31:54,462 --> 01:31:56,167
After catching Jong...
863
01:31:57,292 --> 01:32:00,833
these four fat sergeants
still run regularly.
864
01:32:00,917 --> 01:32:03,667
Wait for me.
865
01:32:08,198 --> 01:32:09,875
They even eat healthy at every meal.
866
01:32:15,083 --> 01:32:17,875
But they seem to be under no pressure.
867
01:32:20,458 --> 01:32:21,708
Until exam day.
868
01:32:22,550 --> 01:32:27,925
Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass!
869
01:32:31,375 --> 01:32:33,042
They couldn't lose their weight.
870
01:32:39,792 --> 01:32:41,083
Take care.
871
01:32:50,292 --> 01:32:52,333
Meen, I have something to tell you.
872
01:32:53,086 --> 01:32:54,167
What is it?
873
01:32:55,208 --> 01:32:57,875
I...
874
01:32:59,917 --> 01:33:04,218
I want you to...
875
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:07,901
-Be your girlfriend?
-Take care of my cat.
876
01:33:08,292 --> 01:33:09,917
-Hey!
-Just kidding.
877
01:33:20,292 --> 01:33:21,208
Do you mind?
878
01:33:24,917 --> 01:33:26,328
If I did, I wouldn't be here.
879
01:33:35,191 --> 01:33:36,666
Confessing love at a train station.
880
01:33:38,118 --> 01:33:39,417
I've seen it in the movies.
881
01:33:41,833 --> 01:33:42,708
Come on.
882
01:33:45,244 --> 01:33:49,417
After this dramatic goodbye,
they actually didn't go anywhere.
883
01:33:56,167 --> 01:34:00,042
Luckily, their story
became popular online.
884
01:34:00,292 --> 01:34:02,417
The region's director liked it.
885
01:34:02,792 --> 01:34:06,650
Not only could they stay,
they also received certificates.
886
01:34:07,708 --> 01:34:10,542
If I find the guy who filmed it,
I'll kiss him.
887
01:34:36,092 --> 01:34:41,322
Finally, these four are back
to eating a lot again.
888
01:34:42,872 --> 01:34:44,083
Who are you talking to?
889
01:34:44,791 --> 01:34:45,958
You're not eating?
890
01:34:51,250 --> 01:34:53,500
Calling code two.
Calling code two.
891
01:34:53,625 --> 01:34:55,542
Four-one. Copy.
892
01:34:55,806 --> 01:34:57,042
Something happened. Hurry.
893
01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:01,000
Captain, can we eat first?
894
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:08,353
Let's go. Come on.
895
01:35:08,917 --> 01:35:09,976
Hurry, Pluem.
896
01:35:11,291 --> 01:35:12,542
You're not coming?
897
01:35:13,096 --> 01:35:14,096
Let me eat first.
898
01:35:15,750 --> 01:35:16,833
You go ahead.
899
01:35:18,563 --> 01:35:19,500
Get a million views.
900
01:35:36,625 --> 01:35:38,042
Shit! Flat tire.
901
01:40:16,083 --> 01:40:18,083
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