All language subtitles for Mount.Pleasant.S03E06_En

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Whoa!
What are you doing here?

-[ Footsteps approaching ]
-What time did you get back?

Eh? What? I don't know.
About 12:00.

Lisa came 'round
for a few drinks.

I came 'round for a few drinks.

Had too much, didn't you, Lisa?
Had to stay the night.

I had too much,
and I had to stay the night.

Puking her guts up, she was.

Okay, Denise.
I think he gets it.

Right, well, seeing as you've
admitted to being on the sauce,

then you can't phone in sick
today.

[ Chuckles ]

Not that I'm your boss
or anything.

You know, you're manager, too.

In fact, you can phone in sick
whenever you want.

Just not today.

'Cause we've got lots on today.

I best get dressed.

Thanks for that, love.

BARRY: Lisa! Lisa!

[ Door opens ]

I can't get the top
off these sodding...

Where's Lisa?

Uh, left early.
Gone to the office.

Oh, right.

Can you open this?
I can't figure it out.

Fish oil tablets.

Very good for the joints.

I take 'em every day now.

Repeat on you like chronic,
but it's worth it.

Cheers, kid.

You want one?

No, I'm fine, ta.

-Keep you regular, these.
-I'm fine.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

DENISE:
I still can't believe it.

And I can't believe
you were the one that left.

If it had been me,
I'd have kicked him out.

I know.

I only realized that when I was
halfway down the street,

but I'd left me keys behind.

Can't really ring the doorbell

after a dramatic walkout,
can you?

Thanks for letting me stay.

[ Footsteps approaching ]

Oh.
You two talking about me?

Yes, Fergus.

You're all we ever talk about.

Right.
Well, I'm heading to the office.

You gonna be long?
Only we're meant to be sending

those applications off today.

No rush.

[ Sighs ]
What are you gonna do?

It's only a couple
of signatures.

I'll pop down
to the office later.

I meant about Dan.

Oh, sorry. Oh.

I'm not thinking straight.

[ Voice breaking ]
I don't know.

Yeah, no problem at all.
I'll see you about 1:00?

All right, fella.
You too.

TANYA:
I thought you were only going

-for a couple of nights.
-I am.

So, why have you packed
all this stuff?

-You're coming with me.
-Oh, I get it.

You don't want to leave me here
because you don't trust me.

-This isn't about trust.
-This is about getting you

away from here for a day or two.

It's in all our best interests
to calm things down.

You're coming with me.

Get a move on.
We're going in 20 minutes.

What's going on?

Ask your dad.

Gary, my iPod's broken.

Can I borrow yours?
I can't jog without music.

I don't really think
you'll like my type of music.

Don't be silly.

I'm very modern, me.
You know that.

Thank you!
[ Laughs ]

[ Rap music plays softly ]

The language!

Told you.

BIANCA: Got a good beat, though.
[ Giggles ]

Hello! Sorry!

Gary! Ella's here!

How's Mum and Dad?

Going away for a few days.

They're leaving you on your own?

She's old enough, Bianca.

Even so.

You're to come 'round ours
and have dinner tonight.

Oh.
Actually, I was going to...

Good!
Then that's settled!

See ya.

LISA: Hi.
This is Lisa Johnson, M.D.

I'm currently unavailable,
but if you leave a message,

I'll get back to you
as soon as I can.

[ Beep ]

It's me.

I, um...

I just want to talk.

Here, Dan.
Smell this.

I think it's turned.

[ Sniffs ] Oh!

Can I ask...

who was she?

It doesn't matter.

Well, whoever she was,
I've got your back.

I don't like violence, Lisa,

but I am not afraid to use it
when I have to.

Once, in infants, Sarah Preston
stuck a worm down me top.

So I hit her with me lunch box,
and now she's boss-eyed.

Though I think
she was a bit boss-eyed

-to start with.
-[ Cellphone chimes ]

Oh.
Answerphone message.

DAN: It's me.

I, um...

I just want to talk.

BARRY: Here, Dan.
Smell this.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

You okay?

Water's still running.

You're not okay, are you?

I wish this was over.

It's my fault.

-Don't be stupid.
-Well, isn't it?

-If you'd never met me...
-If I'd never met you,

I'd have found some other way
to mess things up.

And you're the one part
I don't want over.

Shower. Now.

[ Cellphone rings ]

[ Sighs ] It's him.

Gerry? Are you all right?
How's...

No. Just me.

When?

Right.
I'll see you there.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

So...

ship's going down,
all the lifeboats gone.

This one woman shouts,
"If I'm going to die,

I want a man to make me feel
like a woman one last time!"

So this fella jumps up,
whips off his shirt, and says,

"There you go, love.
Iron this!"

[ Laughs ]

When did this happen?

What you on about?

It's not a bloody true story.

It's a joke.

-Oh.
-Jesus!

[ Rustling ]

I don't know why you had to come
with me in the first place.

I'm only picking
Barry's keys up.

You know I don't like
being home on me own.

Don't like being there
with me half the time.

-What were that?
-A Polo.

A Polo?

You haven't eaten beef
for 30 years

'cause of mad cow disease,

yet you'll eat a Polo
that's been stuffed down

the side of a car seat
for God knows how long.

[ Sighs ]

Can't get mad cow disease
off a Polo.

TERRY: [ Groans ]

Oh, thank God!

I don't like it.

He shouldn't even be
out of hospital.

Something must have happened.

-Like what?
-Like maybe the police

didn't buy the whole
innocent-bystander routine.

-You think he's done a deal?
-I don't know.

But he's out,
and he wants to meet.

Whatever's going on,
it isn't safe.

If it's not the police watching
him, then it's somebody else.

It'll be fine.

[ Vehicle door closes ]

That Lisa?

Bloody hell.

MARGARET: Terry!

-Aah!
-Aah!

[ Crash ]

Fuck.

MARGARET:
Oh, I've got whiplash.

Oh, I'm sure it's not whiplash.

Oh!
I think she's lost a tooth!

It's a Polo.

You okay?

Oh, I think
I've gone into shock.

BIANCA: She has got a bit
of a vacant look to her.

No, she's always got that.

DAN:
What were you playing at?

-Didn't you see me pulling out?
-I was distracted.

I thought I saw a...

-sparrowhawk.
-A sparrowhawk?

Well, you got off lightly.

At least
you can still drive yours.

Not with a broken taillight,
I can't!

I've already got points
on me license.

All right?
What you all doing out here?

-All right, Terry?
-Now, then, Baz.

-Have you come for the keys?
-Keys?!

He just smashed up me van!

-Oh, dear.
-Thought I saw a sparrowhawk.

Did ya? Where?

I think we should all
get inside.

Come on.
I'll make you a nice drink.

Oh, it's a bit early for that.

Maybe a sherry.

TERRY: Don't worry, Dan.
They'll be here.

What?
They didn't give you a time?

Said as soon as they've
a tow truck free, they'll come.

Well, you make sure they sort
mine before they cart yours off.

I can't hang around.
I'm meant to be at a job.

Not a problem.
You get yourself away, son.

Leave it with me.

I do feel partly responsible.

Do you?!

BIANCA: Oh, dear.

I'm gonna be late meself now.

Roger and I are taking your dad
down to that posh cake shop

to look at ones for the wedding.

Don't worry.

I know they're on a budget.

We're going to take discreet
pictures of the one we like.

I know someone
who can do an exact replica

for next to nothing!

[ Giggles ]

Bye.

LISA:
Um, you couldn't drop me off

at the office on the way,
could you?

'Course I can.

I thought you'd just come
from the office.

Yeah. Well, um,
I got halfway there,

and I realized I'd forgotten...

uh, this.

BIANCA:
Take a Break magazine?

Uh, yeah.
I'm -- I'm...

I'm making a mood board
for investors.

Ooh, the business world
does sound fun, doesn't it?

Come on, then.

[ Deliberately ]
I hope you feel better soon!

Lisa.

Bianca, could you just...

BIANCA:
I'll bring the car over.

I'll try not to hit anything.
[ Laughs ]

Do you not think we should...

You really think
we should do this now?

Yes!

I haven't slept.

I-I can't even think.

We need to talk.
You need to let me try --

Everything all right?

Fine, Dad.
I'm just going.

How are you gonna get
to your job?

I'll call a taxi.

-Perhaps Bianca could give --
-[ Loudly ] I said --

I'll call a taxi.

DENISE:
Cooks Painting and Photography.

Special offer all day
on children's portraits.

Just 'round the corner
from Boots.

[ Chuckles ]

Hiya, Den.
How's it going?

Oh, good, yeah.

Listen, I hate to ask...

but I was supposed to be
outside the Arndale

later this afternoon as a panda.

Only, this party's come up.

I couldn't beg you to take
my place, could I?

I wouldn't know anybody there.

No, not at the party.
I mean at the Arndale.

Take my place
outside the Arndale.

Oh. As a panda?

Maybe just stay as a tiger.

Or be a panda.

Listen, you'd be doing me
a massive favor.

-And I'll give you all my take.
-[ Sighs ]

I could do with the money,
but the thing is --

Thank you so much, Denise!
You're an absolute star!

[ Crowd cheering ]

[ Cellphone rings ]

[ Cellphone beeps ]

You all right?

Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle
of something. What's up?

DENISE: Can you pick up Josh
from me mum's at 4:00?

I thought you were only doing
half a day.

DENISE: I was, but...

-something's come up.
-Oh, yeah. What?

Drinks reception.

For some of the models
at the agency.

A networking thing.

Advertisers and producers
and that going.

Well. Things are really moving
for you, aren't they?

You're gonna be dropping me soon

for some professional footballer
or something.

-[ Laughs ]
-DENISE: Don't be soft.

Anyway, I've got to go.

It's important
if I want to be taken seriously.

Oh!

-Pbht!
-FERGUS: What was that?

DENISE: Oh, nothing.

Anyway,
I'll see you later, Fergus.

Bye.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

I wonder
if it's nesting 'round here.

-TERRY: What?
-The sparrowhawk.

They're very rare.

Oh, yeah. Probably.

Right, well, that's me gone.

Doubt it'll cost much.

Reckon if me and Dan go halves,

we shouldn't have
to involve insurance.

I thought it were your fault.

Barry...

if two cars are damaged,

then obviously
two people are to blame.

And weren't you meant to get him
to do the lights

whilst he were here?

Oh, yeah.

Tell you what.
No points on my license.

I'll follow her down the garage.

You stay here.
Keep an eye on our Margaret.

No, no, no, no.
Listen. Listen.

You're all right.
I'll drive down. You stay here.

I won't hear of it, Barry.

None of this is your fault.
I don't want to put you out.

I don't mind.

You're a good man, Barry.

Tell her I'll be as quick
as I can.

-[ Sighs ]
-[ Vehicle door closes ]

[ Door closes ]

That you, Terry?

He's gone to the garage.

Oh, Barry,
I feel ever so dizzy!

Well, to be fair,
it is half past 10:00,

and you've already had
four sherries.

No, it's not that.
It was the crash.

I think it's done me
some proper damage.

Ooh! When I move me neck, it
doesn't make a clicking noise.

Well, that's good, ain't it?

Not really.

It always used to.

You're going to have to come
and rub it.

It's stiff as a board.

I'll get another sherry.

I don't need another sherry.

-It's not for you.
-[ Groans ]

[ Elevator bell dings ]

[ Crowd cheering ]

-What was that?
-What was what?

How's that hangover?

The what?

Oh. Um...

much better, thank you.

Those are our agreement forms.
Needs both our signatures

before we can send them
to the company's house.

I have already signed.

-Do I have to read them?
-Nah. Read them. All fine.

Long as you trust us, just stick

your scribble on the end,
and we're done.

Maybe I'll just have
a quick skim.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

MAN:
Do you want your bag?

[ Vehicle doors close ]

Jesus Christ, Greg.

Word of advice -- If you're
worried you're surrounded

by an undercover SWAT team,
try not staring them all out.

And I should be taking
survival tips from someone

who's just left hospital
with a bullet in them, should I?

This is nothing.
Brought it?

Was I supposed to?

-Where is it?
-It's safe.

-Don't worry.
-That's not what I asked you.

I've got another buyer lined up.
Can you get it?

Yeah, of course.

GERRY: Good.
Well, then get it.

It's got to go 'round there
tonight, 7:00.

I'll text you the address.

Tonight?

That's not a problem, is it,
Greg?

You can get it there by tonight?

Yeah.
Yeah, I can get it.

I can see what your Sue meant
when she used to talk

about those fingers of yours.

You what?

[ Telephone rings ]

-Hello?
-MAN: Hello.

This is an automated call
to help you save money

on your current
energy services.

Emergency?
What sort of emergency?

-Press one.
-Really?

No, don't worry, don't worry.

I'll be right over.

An old mate of mine's
just had a turn.

That were his wife.

Rushed him to hospital,
they have. I'm...

I'm gonna have to get over.

-Was it a stroke?
-I think so.

Ischemic Or hemorrhagic?

[ Door opens, closes ]

Barry?

So, how come this woman's
doing us the cake so cheap?

You've got Roger
to thank for that.

She's in my congregation.

Also, she helps run
an am-dram society.

Had to agree to let them
rehearse in the church

every afternoon.

Doing "Cats" this year,

which is appropriate,
considering

that's exactly
what they sound like.

You're an absolute star!

"Rocky Horror" last year.

Trust me, you've never seen
the true personification of evil

till you've seen
Mrs. Weatherspoon

in suspenders and a basque.

Dan?

-Lisa?
-MARGARET: [ Moaning ]

I'll come back later!
[ Chuckles ]

MARGARET: No!
Don't leave me!

[ Door closes ]

PAULINE: Oh, it's you.

What's wrong with you?

How long have you got?

[ Door closes ]

Did you see him?
What happened?

Cold feet.
Wants it moving tonight.

Which suits me.
Sooner it's gone, the better.

Moving where?

He's got a buyer.
I'm to deliver it by 7:00.

Which is pushing things tight.

I can't even get to it
till the church shuts.

Why does it have to be tonight?

I don't know.

Way he said it, though, doesn't
sound like the kind of people

you want to let down.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Barry?
What you doing?

All right, Dan?
I were playing Sudoku.

But I messed it up.

So now I'm giving
Boris Johnson black teeth.

I meant,
what are you doing here?

BARRY: Oh.

Our Terry cleared off,
took your van to garage.

Left me with Margaret.

Oh, I am very sorry.

I don't like this country
when Sue's not in it.

I know you don't.

You don't suit being apart,
you two, do you?

No, we don't.

Something wrong?

Me and Lisa.

It's not good, Baz.

You done summat?

Something serious?

No, no.

I don't want to know.

Can you fix it?

-I want to try.
-That's not what I asked.

When she were a little kid,
she always said that, one day,

she were gonna marry
Simon Le Bon.

When him and his mates used to
come on "Top of the Pops,"

she'd get this little look
in her eye...

all sparkly-like.

I never liked him.

Too much makeup for a fella.

That's why I was happy
when she met you.

I thought, "Well, all right,

he's a bit of a soft bugger,
this one,

but at least
he's not Simon Le Bon."

Do you remember first time
she brought you home?

Like it was yesterday.

You had me singing Ace Of Base.

Know when I knew you two
were gonna make it?

That same night
she introduced you.

"Mum, Dad, this is Dan."

She got this look in her eye.

It was a look
I'd never seen before.

Not when she were a kid
at Christmas.

Not when she were watching
Duran Duran.

Not ever.

It was a new one.

Just for you.

So you can fix it.

If someone looks at you
like that just once,

you can always fix it.

Thanks, Baz.

Well...

...I suppose
I best get back to her.

Are you sure
it were Ace of Base?

Positive.

CHARLIE: "You passed."
"New home."

"You're an auntie."

They give people cakes
for anything these days.

Back in our day,
you had to earn a cake.

Am I right, Roger?

What? What do you mean,
"back in our day"?

Just how old do you think I am?

Ooh!
Are these samples?

Absolutely.
Fresh-made today.

-Help yourself.
-Oh!

Ah, now we're talking!

-This is the one!
-[ Laughs ]

I don't think so.

What you on about?
It's perfect.

Looks just like the
Gibson Les Paul I used to grind.

Exactly.

You used to grind.

What about Pauline?

Oh, I still grind her.

[ Laughs ]

[ Chuckles nervously ]

I was thinking something
a bit more like this.

Ta-da!

Sophisticated and classy.

Just like Pauline.

You're...sure you're not
thinking of someone else?

Pauline's the one with spiky
blond hair that I live with.

Was throwing a Hobnob at me
when you picked us up.

She's sophisticated and classy.

You both are.

This is your cake.

Roger!

You can almost theme
an entire wedding

'round a cake like this.

We could have silver and white
balloons at the reception

with matching napkins, banners.

The band could wear white tuxes
with silver ties.

Oh, it'll be so glamorous.

Again, you have met
Pauline right?

Yes, I have.

And she is
a very beautiful woman.

And she deserves
a proper special day.

She does. Yeah.

Put that one in his place,
haven't you?

I'm getting married myself soon,

could do with a planner
like you.

Have you got a card
or anything?

Oh.

Oh, I'm not a proper
wedding planner

I'm just a mate.

Really?

You should be one.
You're a natural.

Oh.

Shall I check the price?

Please!

Roger!

Charlie!

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

BIANCA: Good as new?

Sort of.

All right, Badger?

Now, then, Charlie.

BIANCA:
I've got to go, Barry.

I am doing dinner
for our Gary and Ella.

-I'll see you later.
-Right. See you then.

MAN (on TV): Five contenders
have been here before.

They've come through the heats

to qualify for this semi-final.

But does not make it
any easier.

[ Snoring ]

They've another two rounds
of questions to answer.

90 seconds on there.

You all right, Barry?

Now then, Baz,
where've you been?

She okay?

She'll be fine.

This one drugged her.

I did not drug her!

She asked for a drink
so I gave her one.

How was I supposed to know

she'd been through
half a bottle already?

Told me she'd been
in a motorway pile up.

That's nowt, that.

Next time
she tells the story,

it'll be like a scene
from "Bullit."

Seen the van, Baz?

-Ay.
-Record time and half the price.

Contacts see?

Dan'll be made up.

Which one was "Bullit"?

It's the one
with the car chase --

Clint Eastwood.

Steve McQueen.

No, that was a motorbike.

[ Snorts, groans ]

You'll be wanting to get off
and pick yours up now, then?

Nah, garage'll ring
when it's ready.

Love a brew though?

Hey, me too.

Got any tinnies?

[ Sighs ]

[ Man speaking indistinctly
on TV ]

[ Soft music plays ]

[ Phone ringing ]

[ Phone beeps ]

You all right, Dan?

DAN: Not really, mate, no.

Everything's a mess...

Lisa knows.

Shit.

I'm sorry.

DAN: Look, do you think
you could meet us for a drink?

I could really do
with a chat.

Not today.

I'm sorry.

Oh, come on, Greg.

GREG:
Mate I've got to go.

I'll call you later, yeah?

[ Phone beeps ]

[ Soft music plays ]

LISA: What?

I've already signed these.

I had to print out another copy.

You put the signature
in the date box

and the date
in the signature box.

The wrong date.

Is it not the 6th.

FERGUS: No. Close...

-It's the 23rd.
-[ Sighs ]

Also, it's not February.

[ Sighs heavily ]

That's the date box again!

Everything's got to be
fucking perfect with you,

hasn't it?!

I'll print another.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean that.

It's the hangover.

Fergus...

can I ask you
a personal question?

I don't know. Maybe.
What?

Why do men cheat?

Why did you cheat?

Did Denise tell you
to ask me that?

Don't be stupid.

Well, why do you want
to know --?

Oh, shit.

Are you sure?

-What makes you think --
-He told me.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Look, I reckon, men's brains
and women's brains

are different.

I mean, they probably
look the same,

but men's have got
this extra bit...

A little wire that runs
from their head --

To their cock.

Well, I was gonna say libido.

-Cock.
-Cock then.

It's not an excuse,
just a fact.

A few years ago, my wire...

started...twitching,

and all I could do
was ignore it...

or...plug it...in...

This analogy's not really
doing me any favors, is it?

Look, I cheated on Jane

because I didn't
love her anymore.

But that's also why
I didn't tell her.

Because I didn't care,
so it didn't matter.

Why get into a row
when you don't give a shit?

Dan told you.

So you're saying,

because he told me
he was shagging about,

he loves me?

Yeah.

Look, let's do these tomorrow.

Have an early finish
this afternoon, eh?

[ Cheers and applause ]

What do you think?

What are you doing?

We've got a dinner guest.

I figured
I'd make it special.

I know how much you like her.

I thought we'd get a takeaway

and sit in front of the telly!

She's gonna think
we're mental!

But I wanted to make it
all nice.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Gary! I'm sorry!

Oh, dear.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Oh, my God!

Yeah, sorry,
we usually just--

This looks amazing!

Most you'd expect from my Mum

would be a Chinese
in front of the telly.

Wow, Bianca.

Well, we like to make the effort

when people are 'round,
you know?

Come.

[ Jazz music plays on TV ]

[ Door closes ]

-[ Loud footsteps ]
-Denise?

DENISE: Need the loo!
Two secs!

I know about Lisa.

She told me.

It got me thinking about us.

Back when we...

Back when all I ever did
was lie to you.

You must have hated me.

Did you?

I didn't hate you, Fergus.

I did.

Truth is, all those times
I told you I was leaving her,

I really did want to.

I really did.

I think I knew
I wanted to be with you.

But I was a coward
and a tosser.

Why are you telling me this now?

I don't know.

I guess it's what's happened
with Lisa and Dan.

I mean, come on!
Lisa and Dan?

I mean, if it can happen
to them --

It's always the lies
that do it in the end, isn't it?

Me and you --

we mustn't ever lie
to each other.

Not ever again.

So I want you to know

that all these times
I've been getting on your back

about the modeling,

well, maybe not everything
I said was true.

I made out like I was worried
that you'd fail

and that you'd be disappointed.

But the truth is...

I was worried
that you'd succeed,

that you'd make such a success
out of your life

that you'd see
what I loser I was.

You're not a loser.

No. I am.

But it's okay.

Because I'm not gonna
feel like that anymore.

You have made a success of it,
and I am proud.

I am nothing but proud.

And this time, that is --

that is definitely the truth.

You gonna be much longer,
though?

Because I am busting
for a piss myself.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

ALL: * Jellicles do
and Jellicles would *

* Jellicles could
and Jellicles can *

* Jellicles can
and Jellicles do *

WOMAN 1:
* When you fall on your head *

* Do you land on your feet? *

MAN 1: * Are you tense
when you sense *

* There's a storm in the air? *

MAN 2:
* Can you find your way blind *

* When you're lost
in the street? *

WOMAN 2: * Do you know how to
go to the Heaviside Layer? *

ALL: * Because Jellicles can
and Jellicles do *

* Jellicles do
and Jellicles can *

* Jellicles can
and Jellicles do *

* Jellicles do
and Jellicles can *

MAN 3: * Can you ride
on a broomstick *

* To places far distant? *

WOMAN 3:
* Familiar with candle *

[ Singing continues
in distance ]

[ Slow music plays ]

[ Car door opens ]

[ Music continues ]

You've had 24 hours
to prepare this, Dan.

It'd better be good.

Good is the last thing
it's gonna be.

I just wanted to say --

[ Engine revs ]

-[ Horn honking ]
-Ooh!

[ Engine shuts off ]

There you are!

About time.

Here.

-Keep the change.
-What change?

Right, who was Tex-Mex?

Who do you think?

I was double cheese
stuffed crust with pineapples,

'cause I'm watching my figure.

TERRY: Mine's 18 inches.

But enough about me,

Where's my pizza?
[ Laughs ]

Eh? Charlie?
You hear what I said?

[ Laughs ] Good one that.

[ Laughs ]

What the hell is going on?

Oh.

All right, love?
All right, Dan?

Why didn't you get
Dan and Lisa any?

-They weren't here.
-We live here!

Feeling better, are we?

I am.
I slept it off.

Yeah, best thing for whiplash.

-Seen the van Dan?
-I did. Yes.

-Where's yours?
-Still at the garage.

And yet you're here?

Thought it best to wait here
till they rang, like.

And you thought you'd have
a party whilst you're at it?

[ Scoffs ]
Hardly call this a party.

Oh I am sorry, Mum.

Let us know the next time you
all pile in here unannounced.

I'll sort a mobile Disco
for you.

How long you planning on
waiting, Terry?

Do you not think the garage
will have shut by now?

Maybe your phones not on Terry.

Barry, do you think
I'd be that stupid

I wouldn't --

Oh, you're right.
Look.

12 missed calls.

CHARLIE: Oh, yeah.

I reckon some of them
might have been the garage.

[ Laughter ]

Everybody
get out of my house!

-All right.
-All right.

-All right. Hey.
-All right. All right.

PAULINE:
Keep your hair on.

Blimey!

She's a fiery one
when she wants.

-Eh, Baz?
-Yeah, yeah.

Come on, I'll take you home
in the van.

You better get in the back,
be safer for you,

if there's another accident.

What if someone rams us
up the rear?

Tell 'em what you always tell me
when I try it.

[ Laughs ]
Did you hear that, Charlie?

I said, "Tell 'em what you
tell me when I try it."

[ Laughter ]

CHARLIE: Good, that one.

I think we'll chance it
on foot.

[ Engine starts ]

Do you ever get the impression,
Charlie,

that we're the only two
sane people left on the planet?

I've suspected it for some time.

Me and you
against the world, eh?

God help the world.

[ Both laugh ]

That was gorgeous.

Yeah, it really was Bianca.

Thanks.

Oh, it was nothing!

I just like to make a fuss
every now and again.

Oh, did I tell you

what the girl in the cake shop
said to me today?

Asked me if I was a professional
wedding planner!

Big daft-o!

Well, is that something
that you'd like to do?

Why?
Do you think I should?

I don't know.

If you like it, I suppose.

Well, I have enjoyed doing
Pauline and Charlie's.

But, no, I couldn't,
could I?

No. I'm no good at organizing
things, too scatty.

It's a very silly idea, Gary.

I don't know why
you brought it up.

Well, I don't think
it's a silly idea.

I mean you've clearly got
a knack for this sort of thing.

Oh, you!

Oh!

Well, you know where to come

when you want to plan
your big day,

don't you?

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

-Here, I'll help.
-Leave it!

I said leave it!

Don't touch me!

[ Voice breaking ] I want
to know everything, Dan.

You already do.

Not how you felt.

How I felt?

Inside, Dan.

How you felt when you --

There is no "When you."

Nothing happened, Lisa.

I swear.
Nothing happened.

You got in the lift.

-I got in the lift.
-Which means...

You wanted something
to happen.

DAN: I walked away.

Not her. Me.

Do you think that matters?

Do you think I care
who said no to who?

Do you think I'm thanking God

that you gallantly
decided at the last minute

not to fuck our neighbor?!

[ Crying ]
None of that matters.

[ Crying ]

What happens now?

I don't know.

[ Soft music plays ]

[ Indistinct conversations
on TV ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Music continues ]

* Came alive
when your eyes opened up *

* In front of me *

* Saw the fire burn *

* Felt the heat
rising slowly *

* Oh, the shapes turn to words
on your lips *

* Will show the way *

* Through the cracks
in the walls *

* And the silence *

* That's kept you locked away *

* And, oh, you could show me *

* Our lives were so lonely *

* And the spirit world
has gone away *

* Oh, oh, oh *

* Saw your face
in the dirty water *

* Soil on your perfect skin *

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]