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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,933 --> 00:00:04,603 (ambient music) 2 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:11,267 (jazzy theme music) 3 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:39,397 (gentle music) 4 00:00:44,767 --> 00:00:46,627 - [Sue] Good morning, Mr. Tickle. 5 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:48,873 And look at Miss Cheeky-Face. 6 00:00:48,867 --> 00:00:51,427 I thought you'd be up by now, you lazy-lumpkins. 7 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:52,433 (dog whimpers) 8 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:53,673 Do you remember? 9 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:54,967 Mummy and Daddy are going shopping, 10 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,627 and you promised to mind me, didn't you? 11 00:00:57,633 --> 00:00:58,433 Huh! 12 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,270 - How could we forget, Mr Tickle? 13 00:01:01,267 --> 00:01:03,297 - Fuck off. (dog whimpers) 14 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:04,330 - Morning! 15 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:05,633 - Morning, Sue. 16 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,233 Didn't even hear your key in the front door, 17 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,573 must have been miles away. 18 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:09,797 - I've brought his basket, 19 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,470 and some pig's ears in case he fancies a chew. 20 00:01:12,467 --> 00:01:14,167 - All right, Mum, you're only going out for the day. 21 00:01:14,167 --> 00:01:15,697 He's not going to starve. 22 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,070 - He can have a bacon butty with me if he likes. 23 00:01:18,067 --> 00:01:19,367 - Always dangerous to have me around 24 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:21,467 in the same sentence as bacon and butty. 25 00:01:21,467 --> 00:01:23,367 - Um, where do you think you're going? 26 00:01:24,367 --> 00:01:25,427 - Siphon the python. 27 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:26,933 You know how it is. 28 00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:28,903 - We've got a bathroom out there, thank you very much. 29 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,330 - Otherwise occupied. 30 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:32,333 Apologies, but needs must. 31 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:33,273 - Occupied? 32 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:34,697 - Sorry, love, it's your father. 33 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,670 You know how he likes to clear things out 34 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:40,497 and make a fresh start before we go on a long journey. 35 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,330 (car horn honks) 36 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:43,133 Oh! There they are. 37 00:01:43,133 --> 00:01:45,473 Bang on time as always. 38 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:46,967 - Make a fresh start. 39 00:01:46,967 --> 00:01:47,767 - Shh. 40 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:52,427 Hey, where you going? 41 00:01:52,433 --> 00:01:54,533 - To find a pot to piss in. 42 00:01:54,533 --> 00:01:56,273 Might have to nip to the Arndale. 43 00:01:56,267 --> 00:01:59,897 Only place anyone can get any peace in this town anymore. 44 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:02,600 (toilet flushing) 45 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,900 (groans) 46 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:07,470 (upbeat music) 47 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:43,167 (car beeps) 48 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:44,727 - Hiya! 49 00:02:44,733 --> 00:02:46,333 - [Man] Hiya, love! 50 00:02:55,233 --> 00:02:56,873 - I don't know how many times I have to tell you, 51 00:02:56,867 --> 00:02:58,697 they're fine, 52 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,530 - It's just something I've got to get used to. 53 00:03:01,533 --> 00:03:02,803 - All the mums wear them. 54 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,070 They're used to it. 55 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:05,697 - You said all the dads wear them last night. 56 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,070 - They're just trainers! 57 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:08,567 - They make me wobble. 58 00:03:08,567 --> 00:03:11,727 I'm not used to being so parallel to the ground. 59 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:12,833 - Stop being paranoid. 60 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,070 - Women should walk, not wobble. 61 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,903 Be honest with me, will you? 62 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:21,770 - Like I'm never. 63 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,330 - Do I look like a lesbian? 64 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:28,297 - What? 65 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:30,500 - You know, a bit PE teachery. 66 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:31,830 - You can't say shit like that. 67 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:33,073 It's 2012. 68 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:34,827 - Less of the S-word, thank you very much. 69 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,570 Oh! Oh God, not now. 70 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:41,727 Not when I look like this. 71 00:03:41,733 --> 00:03:43,403 Keep going, keep going, keep going. 72 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,330 - He's waving. 73 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:45,133 - Keep going, keep going. 74 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:46,633 - Wave, will you? 75 00:03:46,633 --> 00:03:47,503 Stop the car! 76 00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:55,903 What are you doing? 77 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:56,970 - It's these bloody trainers. 78 00:03:56,967 --> 00:03:59,167 I told you, they're useless! 79 00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:01,367 (knocking) 80 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,067 (laughs) 81 00:04:04,067 --> 00:04:05,297 - Have you got a contract out on me or something? 82 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:06,800 - Oh, don't be silly! 83 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,500 - I didn't know you were playing. 84 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,600 I would've come and watched. 85 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,430 - Yeah? 86 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,867 - Oh, well, that's the last thing you want, 87 00:04:15,867 --> 00:04:19,067 your Saturday morning being hijacked. 88 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:20,067 - I know when I'm not wanted. 89 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,467 - She didn't mean it. 90 00:04:21,467 --> 00:04:23,527 Come, it'll be fun, go on. 91 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:25,103 - Honestly, it's fine, I'll just go for me run, 92 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,570 and then I'll come back 93 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,427 and I'll make myself some scrambled eggs 94 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:31,903 and then I'll stare at the same four walls all afternoon. 95 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:34,497 Alone. 96 00:04:35,333 --> 00:04:36,703 - Ooh, blimey. 97 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,070 Just come. 98 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:39,567 We'd love you to come. 99 00:04:39,567 --> 00:04:40,897 Please! 100 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:41,700 - Yeah? 101 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,070 Great, I'll just get me jacket. 102 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,730 - Poor bloke. 103 00:04:48,733 --> 00:04:49,703 I hope he doesn't think you hate him. 104 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,900 - Well, why would he think that? 105 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:52,900 - Well, it didn't exactly look good 106 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,100 nearly mowing him down, did it? 107 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:55,830 - I didn't mean to! 108 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:57,503 - You were well rude. 109 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,730 What if he doesn't come back out? 110 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,233 Wouldn't blame him if he didn't. 111 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:04,227 - Oh, God. (upbeat acoustic guitar music) 112 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:05,603 Oh, God! 113 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,430 Oh, God! 114 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:09,927 (knocking) 115 00:05:12,267 --> 00:05:13,897 - I'm going home, love. 116 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,400 - Are you? 117 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,970 - Yeah, thanks for your hospitality and all that, 118 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:20,667 but there's only so much headboard-banging I can take. 119 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,797 I was watching reruns of Jeremy Kyle half the night 120 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,900 because of you two. 121 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:25,200 Very Sid and Nancy. 122 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,330 - Oh, sorry. 123 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:28,503 - Hey, don't knock it, kid. 124 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,500 Enjoy it whilst it's on offer. 125 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:32,400 I just like me kip, that's all. 126 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,730 I'll help meself to a couple of crumpets, then I'll be off. 127 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:36,433 You're very kind for putting me up. 128 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:38,073 I owe you a lager and lime. 129 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:38,827 Ta-ra! 130 00:05:39,733 --> 00:05:41,173 - Oh. 131 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:43,667 - Did she really just say headboard-banging? 132 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:45,397 - Yeah, oh. 133 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,300 (upbeat acoustic guitar music) 134 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:56,073 (knocking) 135 00:05:56,067 --> 00:05:57,497 - I'm so sorry. 136 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,470 I owe you an explanation. 137 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:00,727 - Do you? 138 00:06:00,733 --> 00:06:01,933 - It takes a lifetime to perfect walking 139 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:03,573 three inches above sea-level, 140 00:06:03,567 --> 00:06:05,297 then something like football comes into your life 141 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:06,770 and you have to start over. 142 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,827 It's a minefield being a woman. 143 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,230 Do you hate them? 144 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:12,203 - Hate what? 145 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,900 - My feet! 146 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,170 In these. 147 00:06:16,733 --> 00:06:18,073 - Your feet? 148 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:19,227 - I'm sorry. 149 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:20,433 I'm in a bit of a lather this morning. 150 00:06:21,733 --> 00:06:24,133 - Ah, that's an interesting image, Bianca. 151 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:26,403 It's one I quite like, actually. 152 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:27,700 - Ooh! 153 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,070 Oh. 154 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:31,067 I didn't mean to be rude. 155 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:33,497 Some of the women have been staring at me at football, 156 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,770 and I know they think I'm doolally, 157 00:06:34,767 --> 00:06:37,897 but I'm just not a comfy-shoe kind of girl. 158 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,570 - Well, you let them stare. 159 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:40,627 They're jealous. 160 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:45,273 You look fantastic. 161 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:47,130 Come on! 162 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,070 - I thought it was a shingle. 163 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:55,497 Just on its own it was, behind here. 164 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:58,100 You end up blind if you get it past 40, you know. 165 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,600 - Well, was it a shingle or not? 166 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,870 (toilet flushing) 167 00:07:00,867 --> 00:07:01,897 - [Barry] Terry! 168 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:04,600 - Hey, Barry! Hey, hey. 169 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,530 - You all right, love? 170 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:06,633 - She's got a shingle. 171 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:07,473 - [Barry] Oh no! 172 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:10,073 - Uncle Terry, Auntie Margaret. 173 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:11,767 - Well, look at you. 174 00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:12,867 Shall we have a bear-hug? 175 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,097 - (laughs) Do mind if we don't? 176 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,470 - Ooh. 177 00:07:15,467 --> 00:07:16,967 - Hello, handsome. 178 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:18,267 - Where are you lot off to? 179 00:07:18,267 --> 00:07:19,267 - [Margaret] Chorley Mill. 180 00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:20,627 - There's a new wine shop. 181 00:07:20,633 --> 00:07:21,873 - You don't like wine. 182 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:23,567 - We're doing the Christmas booze run. 183 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:24,967 - Christmas is ages away. 184 00:07:24,967 --> 00:07:26,067 - You know what I say, don't you? 185 00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:27,767 - What do you say, Uncle Terry? 186 00:07:28,633 --> 00:07:30,973 - Be prepared, never scared. 187 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:35,930 - Come on now, Flossy Pops. 188 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:38,273 Are you going to be good for Lisa and Dan? 189 00:07:38,267 --> 00:07:39,397 (dog whimpers) Are you? 190 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,200 If you put a paw wrong, you're grounded. 191 00:07:42,067 --> 00:07:42,897 Here you are, love. 192 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:43,930 - Cheers, oh, oh. 193 00:07:43,933 --> 00:07:44,873 - Come on, you. 194 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,430 - Bye! 195 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:48,273 - Bye. 196 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,497 - [Women] Bye. 197 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,970 - Have fun, Bazza! 198 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:52,197 - Fun? 199 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,570 In the car with them two? 200 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:55,867 Are you trying to wind me up? 201 00:07:57,267 --> 00:07:59,067 - I don't know why your mum and dad put up with him. 202 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:01,167 People shouldn't have to be subjected to torture 203 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:02,527 just 'cause they're related. 204 00:08:02,533 --> 00:08:05,073 (loud rock music) 205 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,267 Oh, please, no. 206 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:24,467 - [Woman On TV] Everywhere there's clutter, 207 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:25,667 and this makes your house-- 208 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,067 - Do you wanna do something? 209 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,803 - Like what? 210 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,830 - Dunno, just something. 211 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:34,073 I'm starving, we could go and get some breakfast. 212 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:35,227 Fancy that? 213 00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:36,403 - Yeah, why not? 214 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,670 - Why not? 215 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,267 Is that it? (laughs) 216 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:41,767 Should you not be jumping up and down with glee, 217 00:08:41,767 --> 00:08:43,067 saying what a brilliant idea? 218 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:45,367 - What a brilliant idea. 219 00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:46,797 (laughs) 220 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,070 - Hey, if you can't be arsed, you could always come 221 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:51,067 and get back in here, you know. 222 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:52,597 Bit more headboard-banging. 223 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,830 (knocking) 224 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:56,433 - Well, I've just had a shower. 225 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:57,273 - So? 226 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,327 (laughing) 227 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:09,403 - [Greg] Whoo! 228 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,230 - Ooh! - Oh! Ah! 229 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:12,473 (laughing) 230 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,067 - I thought we were having lunch out. 231 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:27,627 - In case we get hungry before we get there. 232 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,073 - We just had breakfast. 233 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:31,067 - And it's only half an hour away. 234 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:31,927 - What if there's traffic? 235 00:09:31,933 --> 00:09:33,403 - What about the services? 236 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,870 We can always get a burger if we're hungry. 237 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:37,367 - What if the services aren't in walking distance 238 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:38,297 of the traffic? 239 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,400 Bear Grylls would be horrified 240 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,600 going on a daytrip with you two, 241 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,500 never mind Dead by Teatime, wouldn't he? 242 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,070 - That's what I love about my Margaret. 243 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:47,827 Not just a pretty face, eh, love? 244 00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:52,067 (car engine starts) 245 00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:58,173 - I want a paper. 246 00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,167 - What? 247 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,267 Oh, I'll see you in there. 248 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,827 - [Greg] All right. 249 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,073 - Greg? 250 00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:09,503 I thought that was you. 251 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,430 - Bloody hell! 252 00:10:10,433 --> 00:10:11,703 - (laughs) Is that a compliment? 253 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:13,400 You're bowled over by my beauty? 254 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,670 - Sorry. (laughs) No. 255 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,227 I mean, yeah, obviously. 256 00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:18,373 You just made me jump. 257 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,327 - How are you? 258 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,903 - Yeah, not bad. 259 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:21,930 How are you? 260 00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:24,073 - Great, thanks. 261 00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:26,427 You know, you and me should go out some time. 262 00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:27,803 Grab a burger or something. 263 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:30,470 Unless you're a veggie. 264 00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:31,667 - A veggie? 265 00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:33,227 - Yeah, it's just your immediate aversion 266 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,773 to the word burger. 267 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,397 Or is it just your immediate aversion to me? 268 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,300 - Listen, Kim, it's nothing heavy. 269 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,500 It's just me and my ex, we're-- 270 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,730 - Spare me the details. 271 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:44,903 It's cool, really cool. 272 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:45,900 - I'm sorry. 273 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,630 - No, you're not. 274 00:10:47,633 --> 00:10:49,003 Blokes like you are never sorry, Greg. 275 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,470 You're just good at saying it. 276 00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:52,933 You got nothing to be sorry for if you think about it, 277 00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:53,903 so why would you say it? 278 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:54,700 - All right. 279 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:56,530 I was only being polite. 280 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,233 - Polite? Oh yeah, that. 281 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,600 Like you were when you legged it 282 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,670 the morning after we'd been shagging all night 283 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,067 without even saying goodbye. 284 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,603 (men yelling) 285 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,700 - Yeah, down the line, down the line, that's it! 286 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,403 - They just don't seem to want to get to know me. 287 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:18,200 It's not that I haven't made the effort. 288 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,070 - It's out of order. 289 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,267 It's out of order. 290 00:11:20,267 --> 00:11:21,197 - See her over there? 291 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,600 Blatantly ignored me last week. 292 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:25,630 - Well, what about the other one? 293 00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:27,073 Big black coat? 294 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,497 She looks friendly. 295 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,330 That's it, pass wide! 296 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:31,973 Go on! 297 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:32,797 - Bit of a snob. 298 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:36,397 Green jeans, stripy top, over there. 299 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,900 - Go on, lad! 300 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,300 - The one with the big hips. 301 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,073 - Even bigger backside. 302 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,427 (laughing) (referee whistles) 303 00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:46,233 Oh, come on, ref! 304 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:47,073 He's diving! 305 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,927 Maybe if you got yourself a bit more involved. 306 00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:57,297 Offered to wash the kits, or something. 307 00:11:58,867 --> 00:12:00,527 You'll soon make friends. 308 00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:01,473 - You think so? 309 00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:05,967 - They can't ignore you forever. 310 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,430 Yeah, there'll be a rota system, just ask... 311 00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:10,573 Go, go on, Gary! 312 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:13,167 (men cheering) 313 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,070 - [Man] Off, goal then! 314 00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,927 (cheering) 315 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:19,933 - [Man] Gary! 316 00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:21,573 (upbeat music) 317 00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:23,397 - Wasn't he brilliant! 318 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,870 (horns honking) 319 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,067 - Five letters. 320 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:42,867 "Tried hard to grasp point." 321 00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:44,067 - He won't get it. 322 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:44,827 - What's it begin with? 323 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,073 - I don't know. 324 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,497 He won't know it, and he won't get it. 325 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,700 - I don't like cryptic clues. 326 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,400 In the past, they've actually been known 327 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,430 to trigger one of my migraines. 328 00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:55,503 Like a bullet right through me temple. 329 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,867 - Any other letters? 330 00:12:57,867 --> 00:13:00,267 - None yet, it's the first clue. 331 00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:02,797 "Tried hard to grasp point." 332 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,230 - I'm more of a Sudoku person meself. 333 00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:06,933 - Well, you know what I say, don't you, love? 334 00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:08,373 The world would be a boring place 335 00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:11,397 if it wasn't for the occasional sexual deviant. 336 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,470 (laughs) 337 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,070 - I feel queasy. 338 00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:21,067 - Do you want me to let some air in? 339 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,227 - Fancy another? 340 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:26,533 - All right, love, I'm ready. 341 00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:30,073 - As the maid said to the vicar. (chuckles) 342 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,703 - "Start over with no restrictions." 343 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:36,730 Nine letters. 344 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,600 - I'm sorry, love, I'm just not feeling it. 345 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,930 And before you say a word, Terry, that's a figure of speech. 346 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,930 - Come on! 347 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:49,903 How long do you think it's going to be? 348 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:53,173 - Shall I ring our Kerry 349 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,927 and see if she can ask the Internet what's going on? 350 00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:56,433 - You can't do that, can you? 351 00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:58,333 - You can ask the Internet anything, these days. 352 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,703 - Go on then, lad, phone her. 353 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,170 And get her to ask it what 354 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,627 "trying hard to grasp the point" is, and all. 355 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,430 - Oh! 356 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,730 - You all right, love? 357 00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:10,603 - Motion sickness. 358 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,630 - But we're not moving! 359 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,073 - Don't have to be. 360 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,227 Dr. Philips thinks I'm a phenomena. 361 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:21,827 - Come on! 362 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:24,403 (horn honking) 363 00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,227 - [Waiter] Beverage? 364 00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:36,573 - Hi. 365 00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:37,767 - Well? Beverage? 366 00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:42,173 - Uh, fresh orange. 367 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,273 - With bits, or not? 368 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:46,067 - With bits, mate. 369 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,600 - You hate bits. 370 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,200 He hates bits. 371 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,600 - I prefer them these days, actually. 372 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,170 - Do you? 373 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,667 Sorry, ignore me. 374 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,467 Juice, please, no bits. 375 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,473 - What else? 376 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,397 - Two teas, please. 377 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,800 - Uh, one tea. 378 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,930 Coffee for me, pal. 379 00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:04,773 - Coffee? 380 00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:09,333 - Coffee, and Full Monty, extra hash. 381 00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:17,933 - Full Monty for me, please. 382 00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:20,173 No black pudding, extra mushrooms. 383 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:21,067 Cheers. 384 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,070 I wanna know what his wife's like. 385 00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:32,927 - Might not have one. 386 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,833 - I bet she's a right stroppy cow, and his kids. 387 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:37,173 I bet he's got dead stroppy kids, and all. 388 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,067 - Probably. 389 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,500 - What's up? 390 00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:44,097 Greg? 391 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:45,867 What's up? 392 00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:49,097 - [Kerry] Hiya, Dad! 393 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,830 - [Terry] Hiya, love! 394 00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:51,933 - [Kerry] Hiya, Mum! 395 00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:53,403 Hiya, love. 396 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,730 - Say hello to Auntie Sue and Uncle Barry, love. 397 00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:59,703 - [Kerry] Oh, hi, Auntie Sue and Uncle Barry. 398 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,700 - [Both] Hiya, love! 399 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,770 - [Terry] We're stuck in a jam. 400 00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,367 - [Kerry] Oh, no! 401 00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:05,567 What kind of jam? 402 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,467 - A traffic jam. 403 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,127 - [Kerry] Oh, nightmare. 404 00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:10,673 - Google the traffic report 405 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:13,667 and see if you can find anything out. 406 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:14,667 - [Kerry] About what? 407 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,927 - About the traffic! 408 00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:18,603 - [Terry] We're stuck on the A56. 409 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:23,127 - Yeah, we're about half a mile from the Trafford center. 410 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,633 - Give us a ring back, love. 411 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,673 - And make it snappy. 412 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:29,697 - [Kerry] Hey, what will you do if you need the toilet, Mum? 413 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:32,070 - Hopefully it won't come to that, love. 414 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,367 - [Barry] If you hurry up and get on with it! 415 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:35,527 - [Kerry] On with what? 416 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,827 - Not sure about the jacket. 417 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,803 - Hmm, I bet she doesn't even ski. 418 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,870 - Bet you she does. 419 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,403 Bet you she skis in Klosters. 420 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,730 You should see her car. 421 00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:50,873 (both laugh) 422 00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:52,467 Oh, blimey. 423 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:54,797 Must be one of your many admirers! 424 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,773 - Oh, shit. 425 00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:01,333 Ah, shit. 426 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,130 Shit! 427 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:07,727 - Do you know her? 428 00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:09,633 - Don't say anything. 429 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:10,473 - About what? 430 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,897 - Don't say anything! 431 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,597 - Hiya, Chris. 432 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,567 What you doing here? 433 00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:19,397 - Watching the match. 434 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,070 - Oh, hello! Obviously. 435 00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:26,703 - Bianca, this is Jenny. 436 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:27,700 Jenny, Bianca. 437 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,330 - Pleased to meet ya. 438 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:31,833 - You too, love. 439 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:35,403 You're, um, you're Gary's stepmum, aren't you? 440 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,570 - Yeah. 441 00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:39,967 - We were very sorry 442 00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:42,197 to hear about what happened with Gary's dad. 443 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,130 - Thank you, that's very kind of you. 444 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,803 - How's Cassie and Jake? 445 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:49,797 - Excuse me? 446 00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,373 Is that meant to be funny? 447 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:55,427 - Well, I haven't seen them since, you know. 448 00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:58,273 Since they moved. 449 00:17:58,267 --> 00:18:00,067 - And you know fine well I haven't seen them either. 450 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,370 - Right then. 451 00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:05,197 It's very nice to meet you, Bianca. 452 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,530 Chris. - Bye. 453 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,573 - Bye, then. 454 00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:10,397 - Bye, cock. 455 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,170 She was nice. 456 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,197 Lovely, in fact. 457 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,630 - Don't let appearances fool you, Bianca. 458 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:23,733 She is a bitch. 459 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,833 - Are Cassie and Jake your children? 460 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:32,333 - Yeah, and I know what your next question's gonna be. 461 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,603 - Do you? 462 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,800 - Mm-hmm, Jenny is my ex-wife's best friend. 463 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:36,730 - Oh. 464 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:41,373 Oh, I'm sorry if that wasn't easy for you. 465 00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:43,767 Are you okay, cock? 466 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:44,597 - No! 467 00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:48,627 I'm really sorry, I've gotta go. 468 00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:00,397 (phone rings) 469 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,870 - Hiya, love! 470 00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:02,697 - [Kerry] Hiya, Dad! 471 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,330 - Hiya, love! 472 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,173 - [Kerry] Hiya, Mum! 473 00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:06,597 - Well, well? 474 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,100 - [Kerry] Oh, is that Uncle Barry? 475 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,500 - Yes! 476 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,930 Just tell us what's happening with the traffic! 477 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,203 - [Kerry] The traffic? 478 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,530 - Right. 479 00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:15,773 - [Barry] What are you doing? 480 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:16,697 - I don't know whether you noticed, Barry, 481 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,800 but there's 101 things in here 482 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,800 that I've got to do before I die. 483 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,100 And sitting on the A56 for four hours 484 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,830 on a Saturday morning is not one of them. 485 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,097 - Sorry, pal. 486 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,100 - They're all a bit temperamental 487 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,400 once they get caged in, women. 488 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,570 Let's never hear another word of it. 489 00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,627 - She's got a bloody point though, ain't she? 490 00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:48,073 - [Kerry] Is everything okay, Dad? 491 00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:49,067 - Sue! 492 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:49,897 Sue, love! 493 00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:52,773 You all right? 494 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:54,067 - I will be, when I get home. 495 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,927 - I should have told them to go on their own. 496 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,133 We said we wouldn't go with them again, last time. 497 00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,603 - I know, love. 498 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,470 I don't know how you kept it together in there. 499 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,727 - I don't know how you did, either. 500 00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:05,573 (laughs) 501 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:06,597 - Come on, chick! 502 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,800 - Shall we go to the pictures? 503 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,370 - There's nothing on, is there? 504 00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:13,697 - All right, uh, do you fancy a walk in the park? 505 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,700 - Oof, too full. 506 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:16,970 - Shall we nip up to Tesco's then, 507 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,197 and get some food in for this afternoon? 508 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,470 - Actually, I'm seeing Dan for a pint this afternoon. 509 00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:23,297 - Oh, right. 510 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,600 You never mentioned. 511 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,100 - Since when did I have to? 512 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,630 - Have to, have to what? 513 00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:28,473 - Mention. 514 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,800 - Sorry! 515 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,500 Didn't mean to assume anything. 516 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,670 - No, I'm sorry. 517 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,167 You're right, I should have mentioned. 518 00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:40,297 - What do you fancy doing, then, now? 519 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,030 - Listen, don't take this the wrong way, 520 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,003 but I think I fancy going back to mine, 521 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,900 just on me own for a bit. 522 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,200 I've got stuff to do, you know, 523 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,200 shit to sort out. 524 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,670 - Yeah. 525 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,667 Yeah, cool, whatever you fancy. 526 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:53,467 - I'll bell you. 527 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,630 - Bell me? 528 00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,503 Yeah, anytime. 529 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,330 Nice. 530 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,600 - Hey, I've had an idea. 531 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,130 - Hang on a minute, that's what you said last week, 532 00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,073 when you suggested we went out for the day 533 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,527 with Terry and Margaret. 534 00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:15,603 - That wasn't an idea, that was a bout of temporary madness. 535 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,070 But seriously, why don't we go on holiday? 536 00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:21,567 - A holiday? 537 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:22,967 That's a smashing idea. 538 00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:24,367 I could just about manage a couple of nights 539 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,297 in the chuck wagon after that fiasco. 540 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,330 - No, no, not the chuck wagon. 541 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,333 - Now this, Mr. H, I like the sound of. 542 00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:32,803 Couple of nights at the Grosvenor, then? 543 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,470 - Not that, either, I was thinking more Spain. 544 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:37,930 - Spain! 545 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,933 What with your phobias? 546 00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:43,203 - I don't care. 547 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,470 They can't be as bad as me latest one, 548 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:45,867 which is a fear of being stuck in a car 549 00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:47,427 with just a beef paste sarnie 550 00:21:47,433 --> 00:21:49,473 and a demented sister-in-law for company. 551 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,630 Look, you said it yourself, before. 552 00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:54,473 Think about it. 553 00:21:55,433 --> 00:21:57,673 One day soon, we'll be gone. 554 00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:00,067 One day soon, all this will be finished. 555 00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:02,397 One day soon, we won't even be able to go to Bognor Regis, 556 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,730 never mind bloody Spain. 557 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:07,497 - One day soon, we'll end up like Terry and Margaret. 558 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,330 - Easy tiger. 559 00:22:09,633 --> 00:22:12,103 I mean, you keep mentioning about seeing Pam. 560 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,200 - True! 561 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,070 One day. 562 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,670 - Well, one day when? 563 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,597 One day when we're 90? 564 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,700 Or one day now? 565 00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:23,267 - Are you really serious? 566 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,800 - Watch. 567 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,170 Stick with me, Genevieve, Sir Lancelot will save you. 568 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:34,530 (soft rock music) 569 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:42,527 Ledgers Travel, Timperley Village, please. 570 00:22:42,533 --> 00:22:44,603 As quick as you can, pal. 571 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,230 - [Lisa] How much of a row? 572 00:22:57,233 --> 00:22:59,373 - I don't know if row's the right word. 573 00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:02,067 It just, it felt strange. 574 00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:04,067 Like dodgy. 575 00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:05,227 How dodgy? 576 00:23:05,233 --> 00:23:06,803 - Like we've been married for five years. 577 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,100 - But you have been married for five years. 578 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,230 - But we've been split up nearly one. 579 00:23:11,233 --> 00:23:12,503 - Moody. 580 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:13,370 - I hope you gave him a bollocking. 581 00:23:13,367 --> 00:23:15,167 - No, no, I didn't. 582 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:16,667 Well, I didn't have to. 583 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,227 I think he knew he was in the wrong, he felt bad. 584 00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:20,603 - Well, what was she doing that was so weird? 585 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,370 - Trying to tell me what to order. 586 00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:25,867 - She's a woman, mate, that's the norm, isn't it? 587 00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:26,767 - Is it though? 588 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,167 Does it really have to be? 589 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,730 - I think he was just tired. 590 00:23:33,733 --> 00:23:34,903 - Yeah, that'll be it. 591 00:23:36,567 --> 00:23:38,897 - He had every reason to be, actually. 592 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:41,500 - Oh, don't tell me, you didn't stop. 593 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:42,700 - All night. 594 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:43,870 - Well, things can't be that dire 595 00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:45,797 if you've had another shagathon. 596 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,300 - After we shagged-- 597 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,900 - Whoa, are you sure you should be telling me this? 598 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:51,630 - You asked me how things are, didn't you? 599 00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:52,473 - Go on. 600 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,370 - It felt flat. 601 00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:58,873 - Flat? A flat shag? 602 00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:02,397 - Not the shag, me. 603 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,233 Flat in me head. 604 00:24:05,633 --> 00:24:07,733 She's the best shag of my life, mate, and she knows it. 605 00:24:07,733 --> 00:24:09,103 It's just me. 606 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:09,930 I'm not ready. 607 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:13,503 - I think I might want him to move back in again. 608 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,330 - Really? 609 00:24:15,267 --> 00:24:16,797 That's a bit drastic. 610 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,570 - Maybe I might just ask him, outright. 611 00:24:20,567 --> 00:24:22,327 Maybe that's why he's been acting strange 612 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:24,733 because he couldn't be bothered dissecting everything. 613 00:24:24,733 --> 00:24:27,173 He's crap at talking, he always has been. 614 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:29,067 - You need to tell her what you're thinking, mate. 615 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,697 Call her up and ask her out or something, 616 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,270 tell her you need to talk. 617 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,600 - Talk? 618 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,430 - Just call him up, ask him out, 619 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,503 and tell him you need to talk. 620 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,630 - Shall I? 621 00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:40,503 - [Lisa] Yes! 622 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,330 - It's only me. 623 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:45,973 Hello, ladies! 624 00:24:45,967 --> 00:24:47,067 How's he been? 625 00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:47,867 - Good as gold. 626 00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:53,197 - Well, Mr. Flossy Pops, have you done your duty? 627 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,530 - Yes, mother. 628 00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:56,233 Next to the canal at lunchtime, 629 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:59,503 and before you ask, Dan took a carrier bag. 630 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,600 - Great, that'll be good practice for him. 631 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,100 - Practice? 632 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,430 - For when we ask you to mind him for a little bit longer. 633 00:25:05,433 --> 00:25:06,273 - What? 634 00:25:08,067 --> 00:25:10,267 - Me and your father have got some news. 635 00:25:10,267 --> 00:25:13,597 * We're all going on a summer holiday * 636 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:17,070 * No more working for a week or two * 637 00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:17,897 - How fantastic. 638 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,530 - Hello, girls. 639 00:25:19,533 --> 00:25:21,073 - A holiday! 640 00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,527 - Yeah, you know, one of those things where you go 641 00:25:22,533 --> 00:25:24,333 and you don't do anything for two weeks. 642 00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,833 And there's sunshine and sangria. 643 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,073 - There's something else 644 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:29,467 beginning with S as well, apparently. 645 00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:30,927 - What, sand? 646 00:25:30,933 --> 00:25:33,073 - That's the one! (laughs) 647 00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,197 - Two weeks? 648 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,227 - We're going on Monday. 649 00:25:37,233 --> 00:25:39,173 - As in this Monday? 650 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:41,497 As in, in two days' time Monday? 651 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,170 - Your father's treated me. 652 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,200 Haven't you, love? 653 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,130 - I have. 654 00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:48,733 - Aw, that's lovely, Barry. 655 00:25:48,733 --> 00:25:50,633 Isn't that lovely, Lisa? 656 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,673 - Yeah, it's lovely. 657 00:25:53,733 --> 00:25:54,603 It's brilliant. 658 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,400 - Where are you going? 659 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,770 * This year we're off to sunny Spain * 660 00:25:58,767 --> 00:25:59,597 - Spain? 661 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,900 * A viva l'Espana 662 00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:05,870 * We're catching the Costa Brava plane * 663 00:26:05,867 --> 00:26:09,527 * A viva l'Espana 664 00:26:09,533 --> 00:26:12,533 * This year we're off to sunny Spain * 665 00:26:12,533 --> 00:26:15,103 (gentle music) 666 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:55,173 - Hi. 667 00:26:55,167 --> 00:26:56,527 - [Bianca] Hello. 668 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:57,803 - Oh, you had a game? 669 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,870 - Last night, scored a screamer, top corner. 670 00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:00,727 - Good lad. 671 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,800 How are you? 672 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,070 - Smashing, cock. 673 00:27:07,067 --> 00:27:07,927 - Can I give you a hand? 674 00:27:07,933 --> 00:27:09,203 - No, ta. 675 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,700 - Bianca, I am sorry about the other day. 676 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:13,230 It was a bit stupid of me just to walk off like that. 677 00:27:13,233 --> 00:27:14,803 - Rude, Chris, not stupid. 678 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,430 But don't worry, I understand why you did it. 679 00:27:16,433 --> 00:27:18,603 - Sometimes I act before I think 680 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,800 and it gets me into trouble. 681 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,100 - Jim used to say I was too nice to people, 682 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,270 gave people the benefit of the doubt too quickly. 683 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:27,067 - I just wasn't expecting to see her 684 00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:28,897 and it kinda took me by surprise. 685 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,300 - I'm not daft. 686 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:31,670 I know I'm the last person you want 687 00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:33,797 your ex-wife's best friend to see you with. 688 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,370 - It's not that. 689 00:27:35,367 --> 00:27:36,897 It's not that at all. 690 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:38,700 - You don't have to worry about my feelings, Chris. 691 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,500 I'm quite hard, you know, underneath all this. 692 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,430 I've had to be. 693 00:27:42,433 --> 00:27:45,403 - Bianca, I am really sorry. 694 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,630 - It's just a shame, that's all. 695 00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:47,933 I didn't have you down as being rude. 696 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:49,433 I thought we were becoming friends, 697 00:27:49,433 --> 00:27:52,233 but friends don't treat one another like that, 698 00:27:52,233 --> 00:27:53,903 not where I come from. 699 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,630 So maybe not. 700 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:56,473 Sorry. 701 00:27:58,633 --> 00:27:59,733 - Bianca! 702 00:27:59,733 --> 00:28:00,733 - Bye, cock. 703 00:28:03,067 --> 00:28:05,127 (groans) 704 00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:20,067 - Are you lost, love? 705 00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:21,797 - Looking for John Barristock. 706 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,770 - He's at Steermans, isn't he? 707 00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:24,067 - Yeah. 708 00:28:24,067 --> 00:28:25,367 - I think they've moved, love, hang on a minute. 709 00:28:25,367 --> 00:28:26,497 She might know in here. 710 00:28:30,933 --> 00:28:33,933 Oi, love, do you know where Steermans has moved to? 711 00:28:33,933 --> 00:28:35,233 - Yeah, it's up... 712 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:37,533 Greg? 713 00:28:37,533 --> 00:28:39,073 - What the fuck are you doing here? 714 00:28:39,067 --> 00:28:41,167 - I could ask you the same question. 715 00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:42,397 You stalking me? 716 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,170 - (scoffs) I don't think so, love. 717 00:28:44,167 --> 00:28:45,197 Do you work here? 718 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,070 - Look, I'm a bit busy, Greg, sorry. 719 00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:50,097 What do you want? 720 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:51,070 I'm assuming you want something. 721 00:28:51,067 --> 00:28:52,727 - Not from you, no. 722 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:53,673 Steermans? 723 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,567 - It's 'round that way. 724 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,897 - Right, thanks. 725 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,070 Bye then. 726 00:28:59,067 --> 00:28:59,867 - Bye. 727 00:29:01,067 --> 00:29:03,867 (soft rock music) 728 00:29:11,733 --> 00:29:14,803 - And remember, if he misses me, he can always sleep 729 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,070 with one of my gardening fleeces. 730 00:29:17,067 --> 00:29:19,067 - Aw, cheers, Sue, but I'll be fine with me duvet, 731 00:29:19,067 --> 00:29:20,467 thanks very much. 732 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:21,827 - I think she was talking about Alan. 733 00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:23,503 - I think he's winding you up. 734 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,900 - He won't even know you've gone, not with me around. 735 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:28,070 - Oh, do you need me to call you on Friday 736 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:29,467 to remind you about the tulips? 737 00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:31,827 - I need you to call me a lot sooner than that. 738 00:29:33,233 --> 00:29:35,503 Can I sleep with one of your gardening fleeces, Mum? 739 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:37,070 - Hey, hey, hey, Poppet. 740 00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:41,927 It's only for a couple of weeks. 741 00:29:41,933 --> 00:29:43,203 - Only? 742 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,670 - Come on, you'll be late for work. 743 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:45,627 - Work can shove it. 744 00:29:45,633 --> 00:29:46,503 This is life, Dan. 745 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,130 This is family. 746 00:29:48,133 --> 00:29:50,203 - Come on, flower, it's time. 747 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,070 - Bye, kids. 748 00:29:51,067 --> 00:29:52,267 - Bye, Sue. 749 00:29:52,267 --> 00:29:53,597 - Can you get us some perfume? 750 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,370 - [Barry] Of course, love. 751 00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:58,227 - Or a nice necklace, or something sparkly? 752 00:29:58,233 --> 00:30:00,333 - You'll get loads of pressies, don't worry. 753 00:30:04,567 --> 00:30:06,127 - Come on. 754 00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:09,203 (somber piano music) 755 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,830 (knocking) 756 00:30:26,233 --> 00:30:27,073 - Can I come in? 757 00:30:28,733 --> 00:30:29,573 - I'm busy. 758 00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:34,267 What are they for? 759 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,427 - They're a thank you for being such a lovely new neighbor. 760 00:30:38,433 --> 00:30:40,603 And a sorry for being so rude the other day. 761 00:30:42,067 --> 00:30:44,097 And a please can I come in and have a cup of tea? 762 00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:47,003 And a not to worry if you can't be bothered to make one 763 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,130 because I've been such a stupid berk. 764 00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:06,467 - Okay, yes, it's 77 Woodland Road, Gorse Hill. 765 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,330 Gorse Hill. 766 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,770 Um, G for Golf. 767 00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:16,467 O for Oscar. 768 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,070 R is for-- 769 00:31:19,067 --> 00:31:20,497 - Romeo. 770 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:24,930 - R for Romeo and S for sausages and E for elephant. 771 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,670 And hill is for hill! 772 00:31:28,667 --> 00:31:29,627 - [Lisa] Denise! 773 00:31:29,633 --> 00:31:30,573 - Thank you, bye. 774 00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:33,267 - Tonight's the night. 775 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:34,467 - Did you phone him? 776 00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:35,927 - Putty in me hands, we're going for dinner. 777 00:31:35,933 --> 00:31:38,073 - Oh, that's fantastic. 778 00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:39,697 - Did you know about this? 779 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:41,170 - What? 780 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,797 - John Walker is being headhunted by city people. 781 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,070 - You're kidding! 782 00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:45,427 - Do I look like I'm kidding? 783 00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:49,627 - Pot of coffee, Denise. 784 00:31:49,633 --> 00:31:50,403 - Strong. 785 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,500 - Did you see that? 786 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,830 - It is a crisis. 787 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,573 You know neither of them are any good in one. 788 00:31:56,567 --> 00:31:59,697 - Um, don't make excuses for them. 789 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:03,300 Give people a bit of power and it turns them into monsters. 790 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,670 It's like me nana used to say, 791 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,527 "We should treat each other as equals, 792 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,403 "no matter where you get to in life. 793 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,170 "At the end of the day, we all look the same 794 00:32:10,167 --> 00:32:11,927 "when we're sitting on the toilet." 795 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:14,530 - Are you all right? 796 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:15,873 - Yes. 797 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:18,367 - No, I mean, are you really all right? 798 00:32:18,367 --> 00:32:21,427 You seem a bit vacant today. 799 00:32:23,167 --> 00:32:26,927 - It's that letter, the one I told you about. 800 00:32:26,933 --> 00:32:28,103 - From the solicitors? 801 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:34,270 - I've been thinking maybe I should open it. 802 00:32:34,267 --> 00:32:35,327 - You've still not opened it? 803 00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:36,173 - No. 804 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:38,130 I daren't. 805 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,330 I'm scared. 806 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,833 - Oh, love, why didn't say? 807 00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:43,073 - I don't know, I'm sorry. 808 00:32:43,067 --> 00:32:45,567 - You don't need to be sorry. 809 00:32:45,567 --> 00:32:49,397 Listen, how about I open it for you? 810 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,700 Would that help? 811 00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:53,933 Come on. 812 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,400 - [Bianca] How old is she? 813 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,570 - 17. 814 00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:04,897 - And your son? 815 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:05,730 - 14. 816 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,400 He took it the worst. 817 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,670 - Did he? 818 00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:11,527 - Yeah, I thought he'd be a man about it all. 819 00:33:12,733 --> 00:33:14,433 He thinks he's the man about everything else. 820 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:17,597 - Are they coming to stay then? 821 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,200 - Soon, hopefully. 822 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,297 They're still very angry. 823 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,530 - Time helps. 824 00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:25,703 It really does. 825 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,530 - Yeah, I suppose so. 826 00:33:29,067 --> 00:33:30,797 - You're scarred, aren't you, cock? 827 00:33:31,867 --> 00:33:32,697 - Scarred? 828 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,370 Yeah, you could say that. 829 00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:39,170 - I mean, it must've been a bit messy 830 00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:41,067 when it went wrong with your ex-wife. 831 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,500 - It was definitely messy. 832 00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:47,127 - Don't feel like you have to talk about it. 833 00:33:47,133 --> 00:33:47,973 - I don't. 834 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,370 - It does help to get things out in the open sometimes. 835 00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:57,333 - I don't feel I have to talk about it, I meant. 836 00:34:03,433 --> 00:34:07,833 And now you're thinking I can't express myself 837 00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:10,403 or show any true feelings. 838 00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:13,803 - I don't think that. 839 00:34:14,933 --> 00:34:15,833 It's fine. 840 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:18,100 Really, it's okay. 841 00:34:20,567 --> 00:34:21,567 - Thank you, Bianca. 842 00:34:23,233 --> 00:34:25,503 - Thanks to you, more like. 843 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,430 - What for? 844 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:27,233 - Helping me with all this lot. 845 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,073 - Ah, it's a pleasure. 846 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:31,473 Friends? 847 00:34:33,433 --> 00:34:34,273 - Friends. 848 00:34:43,167 --> 00:34:44,627 - Every weekend? 849 00:34:44,633 --> 00:34:46,533 - Well, they have to kick it off somewhere 850 00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:48,073 if you're serious about seeing him. 851 00:34:48,067 --> 00:34:50,167 - But I don't want him to see him. 852 00:34:50,167 --> 00:34:53,327 How many more times have I got to say this? 853 00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:55,673 Does no one understand the English language anymore? 854 00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,497 - Maybe you need a few moments 855 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,400 just to take it all in properly. 856 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:03,167 - think he should see him, don't you? 857 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:05,067 - He's his dad, love. 858 00:35:05,067 --> 00:35:08,797 He's not gonna hurt him or take him away from you 859 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,970 or interfere with the brilliant job you're doing. 860 00:35:11,967 --> 00:35:14,067 He just wants to see him. 861 00:35:14,067 --> 00:35:14,827 That's all. 862 00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:17,233 - You do, don't you? 863 00:35:17,233 --> 00:35:19,303 You think he should see him. 864 00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:22,427 - Maybe I do, love, yeah. 865 00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:25,497 - Every weekend. 866 00:35:27,367 --> 00:35:28,267 Over my dead body. 867 00:35:29,967 --> 00:35:32,367 (soft rock music) 868 00:35:32,367 --> 00:35:34,867 (phone rings) 869 00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:55,167 - Cheers. - Cheers. 870 00:35:58,733 --> 00:36:01,073 - I, um-- - So I, oh. 871 00:36:01,067 --> 00:36:01,867 - Go on, you first. 872 00:36:01,867 --> 00:36:02,697 - No, go on, you go. 873 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:08,473 It's just on me mind. 874 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,173 - What is? 875 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,097 - How we play this. 876 00:36:12,733 --> 00:36:14,103 - Play it? 877 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,670 - Us. 878 00:36:15,667 --> 00:36:17,767 - I wasn't aware that it was a game. 879 00:36:17,767 --> 00:36:19,167 - I don't mean it like that. 880 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,630 - Well, what do you mean? 881 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,900 - Shell, I've loved it, you and me, 882 00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:28,100 just getting it back on and that. 883 00:36:29,267 --> 00:36:31,867 - There's a but here, isn't there? 884 00:36:31,867 --> 00:36:32,697 - Yeah, there is. 885 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,200 Nothing's changed, has it? 886 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,070 - You're trying to push me away, aren't you? 887 00:36:44,233 --> 00:36:45,973 What's wrong with me? 888 00:36:45,967 --> 00:36:47,397 Is there something wrong with me? 889 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,400 - There's nothing wrong with you. 890 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,230 - Then what? 891 00:36:49,233 --> 00:36:50,403 What's the matter? 892 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,570 - I think it's me that's got the problem. 893 00:36:51,567 --> 00:36:54,727 - Oh, you are not seriously gonna come out 894 00:36:54,733 --> 00:36:55,573 with that little chestnut, are you? 895 00:36:55,567 --> 00:36:56,527 - Am I fuck! 896 00:36:56,533 --> 00:37:00,073 - Then what? 897 00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:01,327 What's the, what's the matter? 898 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,800 I thought you wanted this. 899 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,200 - Exactly. 900 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,070 You thought. 901 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,470 That's just you, isn't it, Shelley? 902 00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:10,067 Whatever you think goes, doesn't it? 903 00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:13,603 It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. 904 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,070 It doesn't matter how I feel. 905 00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:19,767 You thought I wanted no bits in me orange. 906 00:37:21,167 --> 00:37:23,067 You thought I didn't want coffee. 907 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,200 You can't see it, can you? 908 00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:32,633 You've not changed a bit and I have. 909 00:37:35,567 --> 00:37:39,897 - So you're dumping me? 910 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:42,330 - I'm not dumping you. 911 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:45,403 I just think we should cool it for a bit. 912 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:50,533 - You brought me all the way here to tell me that? 913 00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:53,497 - I just wanted to talk it through. 914 00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:57,773 - Yeah, yeah, so did I. 915 00:37:57,767 --> 00:37:58,897 - Shell? 916 00:37:58,900 --> 00:37:59,730 Shell? 917 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,230 (soft rock music) 918 00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:11,103 - Bloody hell, do I need this! 919 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:11,900 - Oh, bad day? 920 00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:12,730 - Eventful. 921 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,400 Mum and Dad have gone away, Denise isn't talking to me, 922 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,400 and work was just, you know, the usual, rubbish. 923 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,500 Oh, I'm so sorry. 924 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:23,700 How did it go? 925 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,370 How's you and Bryan? 926 00:38:25,367 --> 00:38:26,927 There is no more me and Bryan. 927 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:29,670 - Oh, love, I'm so sorry. 928 00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:31,197 - I can't do it. 929 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,970 I just can't trust him anymore. 930 00:38:35,267 --> 00:38:36,367 I mean, would you? 931 00:38:36,367 --> 00:38:37,397 Be honest. 932 00:38:39,967 --> 00:38:43,497 - Me and Dan fell out once over someone else. 933 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:44,530 - Dan? 934 00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:45,403 - It was me. 935 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,430 I was just a bit stupid. 936 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,600 But he forgave me. 937 00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,067 In the end. 938 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,300 - We're all different. 939 00:38:58,300 --> 00:38:59,800 - So you've made your mind up? 940 00:39:01,067 --> 00:39:02,467 - Solicitors on Monday. 941 00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:05,267 - Oh, love, I'm so sorry. 942 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:10,130 - Listen. 943 00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:14,100 Me and Bry had this holiday booked for ages. 944 00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:17,430 Flights, gorgeous little flat on the Costa del Sol. 945 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,300 I think you and Dan should go instead. 946 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,070 - What? 947 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,100 - I can just get the names changed. 948 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:27,930 - I can't do that. 949 00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:29,303 - Yeah, you can. 950 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:30,370 - I can't! 951 00:39:30,367 --> 00:39:32,067 - He paid for it all. 952 00:39:32,067 --> 00:39:33,427 He messed up my life. 953 00:39:35,433 --> 00:39:37,673 I get a bit of revenge, you and Dan get fun in the sun. 954 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:38,797 Think about it. 955 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:41,930 - Bloody hell, Kim! (phone rings) 956 00:39:41,933 --> 00:39:43,233 - Oh, sorry. 957 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:45,500 Hi. 958 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,630 Give me... 959 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,470 Just give me a sec, the signal's rubbish. 960 00:39:51,467 --> 00:39:54,927 Sorry. 961 00:39:54,933 --> 00:39:56,773 I said I'd call you. 962 00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:57,597 It's fine. 963 00:39:58,767 --> 00:40:00,467 I said it's fine. 964 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:05,673 ("Mr. Brightside" by The Killers) 965 00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:09,697 * Coming out of my cage 966 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,400 * And I've been doing just fine * 967 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,500 * Gotta gotta be down because I want it all * 968 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,070 * It started out with a kiss 969 00:40:16,067 --> 00:40:18,127 * How did it end up like this 970 00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:21,203 * It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss * 971 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,700 * Now I'm falling asleep 972 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:24,430 * And she's calling a cab 973 00:40:24,433 --> 00:40:26,033 * While he's having a smoke 974 00:40:26,033 --> 00:40:27,603 * And she's taking a drag 975 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,200 * Now they're going to bed 976 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,830 * And my stomach is sick 977 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,533 * And it's all in my head 978 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:35,433 * But she's touching his chest now * 979 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,173 * He takes off her dress now 980 00:40:39,167 --> 00:40:44,127 * Let me go 981 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:52,070 * And I just can't look, it's killing me * 982 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:58,003 * And taking control 983 00:41:00,233 --> 00:41:04,533 * Jealousy, turning saints into the sea * 984 00:41:04,533 --> 00:41:07,633 * Swimming through sick lullabies * 985 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:11,233 * Choking on your alibis 986 00:41:11,233 --> 00:41:14,273 * But it's just the price I pay * 987 00:41:14,267 --> 00:41:17,597 * Destiny is calling me 988 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,800 * Open up 989 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,800 (jazzy theme music) 65529

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