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♪♪
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Heads up, Emery.
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Throw it high
so I have to jump.
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Oh, pits are lookinga little yellow, buddy.
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May be time to bleach 'em.
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This is why I can't wear
Eddie's hand-me-downs.
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Between the stains and the holesand the smells?
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I need to update
my wardrobe.
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As someone who's wearingEddie's old pants right now...
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no way Mom's going
to pay for that.
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Hey, I'm happy
to put another son
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on the payroll
at Cattleman's.
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I think the food industry's
more Eddie's thing.
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Oh.
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Your brother's
all done.
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Time for you to get
all warm and toasty.
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[ Toaster rattles ]Yeah, you need to findyour own thing.
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Eddie:Oh, you're on the job hunt?
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I rememberbeing in the hustle.
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But now I'm chilling.
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I got a job, a lady,
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and killer spring break planson South Padre Island.
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Still can't believe you got
Mom and Dad to let you do that.
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Honestly,
I can't, either.
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But we shook on it,so the ship has sailed.
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Lawd, the chores I did
to convince you guys.
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I vacuumed, I mopped,
I even made a bed.
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It wasn't that hard,
but I'll never do it again.
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Oh, God.
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Don't take a picture of mein Eddie's jeans.
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No.
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It's for Eddie.
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SAT results
arrive this week.
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Already?
Yes.
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And I'm going
to camera capture your face
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when you see your score.
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It'll either be
a look of joy
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or a portrait of failure
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they'll put on the back
of a milk carton
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when I make you go missing.
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They only do thatfor the blonde kids.
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[ Toaster rattles,
camera shutter clicks ]
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--Captions by VITAC--
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♪ Fresh off the boat
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♪ I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know, homey,
now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin'
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat
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♪♪
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Ow! You missed.
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Did I?
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Guys, I'm gonna need you
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to take it from
an eight to a two.
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The answer is six.
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Good job, Eddie.
Thanks.
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The Florida State Spelling Bee
is around the corner.
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This is my last chance
to complete
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the Academic Iron Man.
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When you add the word "academic"
to a sporting event,
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it hurts me deep down
in my soul.
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I won the math
and science fairs,
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but spelling
is the final leg.
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I need your help.
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It's the only subject
I've gotten a regular A in.
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Myhelp?
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The only spelling I know
is Tori Spelling.
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She can't whistle
and loves avocados.
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Do you remember
Simryn Patel?
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You went to middle school
with her?
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She won the bee
three years in a row.
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That's
a spelling-bee turkey.
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Yeah.
I remember her.
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Always dancing,
kept a clean locker.
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We were lab partners,
and one of us burned down
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the eye-wash station.
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Well, for us spell-nuts,
she's the Q-U-E-E-N.
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Queen.
Two for two.
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I need you
to introduce me to her
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so I can get some tips.
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No can do.
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I got big problems
of my own right now.
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My SAT scores are coming
in the mail this week,
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and I'm worried
about Mom.
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Remember what happened
when I got my PSAT scores?
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One minute in the cornerfor every point under 1600.
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Mom, come on.
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It's the 250th episodeof "The Simpsons."
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What ifit's their last year?[ Laughs ]
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This is way worse.
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I blacked out from nerves
for the first half of the test,
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and I'm pretty sure
I bombed.
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Mom's gonna cancel
South Padre.
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I learned to say "y'all"
for nothing.
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Well,
if you put in the work
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like I am
for the spelling bee,
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you wouldn't be
so worried now.
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[ Sighs ]
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He really gotthe worst of Mom
andDad.
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I'm a dead man.
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This is worse than when Grandma
ruined Mom's credit score
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by buying
all those Madonna bras.
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Mom got so mad,
her nose bled.
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From both sides.
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How did Grandma
come back from that?
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She got
on Mom's good side
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by helping Evan
get an A in P.E.
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That's it.
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I bomb the SATs,but I bail out the golden child.
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Mom forgives me,
and I save South Padre.
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That's
a pretty good plan.
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You go through the pain
to sun your buns,
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you don't waste it.♪ Yeah
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♪♪
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Aah!
You find a job?
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Not yet.
I was helping Eddie.
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Damn it,
I said the wrong brother.
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Ice cream
is for closers.
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You want some,
go get a job.
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I feel like
that's the wrong strategy
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to motivate Emery.
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Just my two cents.
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Cheap advice
is bad advice.
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He's gotten lazyand needs consequences.
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Simple.
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No, I'm just saying,
if we push too hard,
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he'll rush
and make a bad choice.
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It's Emery.
He needs a...gentle touch.
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Gentle?
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He's a teenager,not a butterfly wing.
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Well, he's been weighing
some jobs at the mall
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and needs a little time
to decide on the right one.
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It's a job at the mall.
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What is there to decide?
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No matterwhat job he chooses,
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he's using the bathroomat Nordstrom.
Trust me.
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I know Emery.
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Give him some space, and he'll
pick one before we know it.
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Last time I trusted you,
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we ended upat a tapas restaurant.
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"Shared plates"?
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No thank you.
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Speaking of plates,
when is dinner?
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♪♪
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There's my little
academic athlete.
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You're kicking
that dictionary's ass
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like an Asian Chuck Norris.
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Why didn't you just gowith Bruce Lee?
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He's already Asian.
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Look,
I felt bad about earlier,
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and of course
I'll intro you to Simryn.
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Really?
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Face time with the legend?
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Simryn's my girl.
The Simster. Sim Dog.
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Simmy Simmy Ko Ko Bop.
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Wait a sec.What's in it for you?
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Other than the satisfaction
of helping out my brother?
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Okay, fine.
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SAT scores
are gonna come in,
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and Mom's gonna kick me
to the streets.
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And eventually,
I'm gonna need
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a guest house
to crash at,
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and you're the best bet
to have one.
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Hmm.That surprisingly tracks.
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Okay. Thanks, Eddie.
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In South Padre,a guest house would be a
casita.
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I'll grab
my driving sandals...
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And your foot spray.
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...and you go tell Mom
that your loving older brother
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is helping you achieve
academic greatness,
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and we're on our way.
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Effulgent!
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That means brilliant.It's from the Latin --
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Not now.
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I'll save it
for the car.
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♪♪
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Ice cream?
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Uhp, hands off.
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I gotEmery looking for jobs
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without threatening
consequences,
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so I earnedthis double choco mint.
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It's just mint.
Eddie already got in there.
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He got all the choco?How?
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He used
your mother's tweezers.
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Oh.[ Door opens, closes ]
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Hey, there, Pretty Woman,back from the mall?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Someone must have gottenhis first paycheck.
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No. I emptied out
my Christmas gift cards.
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What about finding
a new job?
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You wanted me to
find my own thing,
and I didn't.
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The search continues.
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Jessica:
Oh, look, Louis.
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He's unemployed and happy.
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Emery, you ding-dong.
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Time for consequences.
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Hey! My new clothes!
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You want
your party dresses back?
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Get a job. By tomorrow.
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[ Sighs ]
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He's like a horse,
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and I'm the tiny person
riding him to success.
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[ Door slams ]
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Trent, my SAT scores
show up yet?Trent: Negative.
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That means no.
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But I got eyes on the box.
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That means mailbox. Good.
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I need you to buy time
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until I help Evan
win the spelling bee.
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[ Sighs ]
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You sure my mom
can't see you?
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Oh, don't worry.
It's impossible.
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[ Cellphone ringing ]
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Oh, I gotta go.
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I'm using Trish's cell,and her boyfriend's calling.
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[ High-pitched voice ]Hello, Muscles.
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No, I've been thinkingabout youall day.
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Oh, stop it.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Simryn lives here?
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♪ Baby, baby, won't you
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♪ Come to me
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♪ Show me who you are, baby
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♪ I'm craving for you
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♪ I'm craving
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♪ I'm missing you like candy
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♪ Missing you like candy♪
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Eddie Huang
from piccolo class?
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Simryn! 'Sup, girl?
It's been forever.
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[ Chuckles ]
You're like two feet taller.
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I've been eating.
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It's so cool you live
in this motel.
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Do they come in
and make your beds?
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No, my family owns it.
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We make the beds.
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Oh, well,
at least you have free HBO.
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Again, we're not guests
at our own motel.
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Oh, I get it.
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Like my dad
and his restaurant.
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Everyone assumes I'm eating
steaks for free every day.You do.
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Yeah, but...
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You're right.
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He always is.
This is my brother, Evan.
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I was hoping you could help him
win the spelling bee.
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1998. Diphtheria?
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Hidden H after the P.
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Mama rolled
right through it.
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When diphtheria takes
down two of your uncles
at a family reunion,
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you learn to spell it.See, Evan?
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You're learning already.
Simryn, can't thank you enough.
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Take as much time
as you need.
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A couple days, even.
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I'll be here chilling
by the pool,
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sunning my buns.♪ Yeah
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Sorry. I can't.
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I've got work
around the motel,
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and I'm going
to the Mandy Moore concert
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and I need to perfect
my "Candy" dance.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
Getting there.
261
00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:02,699
Heh.
Anyway,
good luck at the bee, Evan.
262
00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:03,874
When in doubt,
263
00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,181
imagine the words
in their underwear.
264
00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:09,314
Well, that was cool.
265
00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,402
She's not your friend,
266
00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:11,534
we reminded her
of her sick uncles,
267
00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,709
and now we're going home.
268
00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,276
♪♪
269
00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:19,629
[ Sighs ]
Eddie, let's go.
270
00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:20,587
You've already wasted enough
of my spelling time.
271
00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,676
Wait, I think I can stillget Simryn to help us.
272
00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:23,764
[ Sighs ]
273
00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:24,895
Come on, Eddie.
274
00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,418
I need to get home
and hit the dicks!
275
00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:27,898
Nope.
Tried to shorten "dictionary."
276
00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,770
Did not work out.
277
00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:32,729
[ Doorbell rings ]
278
00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:33,817
Here we go, Mina.
279
00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:34,818
[ Doorbell rings ]
280
00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,124
Hi.
281
00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,429
No.
282
00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:38,605
We don't need
any more magazines.
283
00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,041
I'm not getting scammedagain.
284
00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:44,045
I will take two "Rod and Reel"subscriptions, please.
285
00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,612
But that's it.
286
00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,483
Mom, Dad, room 16 asked
for more soap --
287
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,659
Oh, Eddie,
you're still here?Eddie: Simryn, please,
288
00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,618
you gotta help Evanstudy for the spelling bee.
289
00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,794
Sorry,
I'm just really busy.
290
00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,360
DC: Ah. Busy?
291
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,579
Strong words
coming from the girl
292
00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,146
who takes
15-minute showers.
293
00:08:58,189 --> 00:08:59,364
Mina:
Strong words from the man
294
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,845
who takes 45 minutes
to iron his jeans.
295
00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,194
Sorry about them.
296
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:07,677
Simryn, how do you know
these magazine salesmen?
297
00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:08,678
Eddie and I
were classmates.
298
00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:09,810
We never dated.
299
00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,812
But your daughter
is very beautiful.
300
00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,988
A beautifulspelling bee legend.
301
00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,206
Yeah, that's actually
why we're here.
302
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,686
We need Simryn
to help Evan win.
303
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,383
Of course Simryn can help.
304
00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,169
I call her "Hamburger"because she's such a helper.
305
00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:22,431
[ Chuckles ]
306
00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,041
It's 'cause of
Hamburger Helper.
307
00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,739
You know, the...
308
00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,305
Yeah, Dad, they know.
So embarrassing.
309
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,437
When I am ever
embarrassing?
310
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,612
Just now?
311
00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,745
Yesterday at the market,
when you juggled the lettuce?
312
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,703
Every time the Cleveland Indianscome to town?
313
00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,270
Alright, smiles up,
Patels.
314
00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,533
We're about to get
on the Jumbotron.
315
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,883
Now the real Indiansare here!
316
00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:45,280
There is nothing embarrassingabout clever wordplay.
317
00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:46,760
Come on, Hamburger.
Help us.
318
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:47,978
DC: You'll be great.
319
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,763
You spent weeks studying
for those spelling bees.
320
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,504
Yeah. I-I did.
321
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,028
But the thing is,
322
00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:57,553
I have all these
motel chores, so...
323
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,511
I'll do your chores.
Love chores.DC: Great.
324
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:00,991
He loves chores.
325
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:01,992
You can start tomorrow.
326
00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:02,863
Everybody's happy.
327
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,647
So happy.
Cool.
328
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,868
♪♪
329
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,478
[ Ceramics shatter,
laughter]
330
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:10,827
Want to trade
shoulder massages?
331
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,133
I do you, you do me?
332
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,438
No, I like
my shoulders tight.
333
00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,919
Okay.[ Door opens, closes ]
334
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,660
Guess who got a job
335
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,923
as the newest associate
at Abernathy & Fitz?
336
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,359
Wow.
337
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,709
Isn't that amazing,
Louis?
338
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,275
Yeah.You know what's amazing?
339
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,799
The Brazilian rainforest.
340
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,757
We don't even know
what's in there.
341
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,716
Emery, you can have
your party dresses back.
342
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,717
Thanks for the push, Mom.
343
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,937
Abernathy & Fitz.
[ Chuckles ]
344
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,157
Not only did I get Emery
to pick a job,
345
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,115
but he picked one
at a law firm.
346
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,769
[ Chuckles ]
347
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:40,901
Looks like I earned myself
some ice cream.
348
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:43,817
[ Wheelchair whirs ]
349
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,776
You still in for tradesies
on massages?
350
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,953
These new bra straps
are killing my shoulders.
351
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,956
No, Ma.
352
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,828
Trent: [ High-pitched voice] Hello, this is Trish.
353
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,046
No scores yet?[ Normal voice] Nope.
354
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:59,049
But Brian got his,and ooh, buddy, it was bad.
355
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,834
Like,single-digit-hundies.
356
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,705
Oh, God.
It's gonna be bad.
357
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,186
I gotta make sure Evan gets all
the training here he can get.
358
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,408
Brobdingnagian.Please use it
in a sentence.
359
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,541
The blue whale is a mammal
of brobdingnagian proportions.
360
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,586
Eddie: Damn.
361
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,938
This is the biggest washing
machine I've ever used.
362
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,940
The biggest washing machineI ever used growing up?
363
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,768
The Ganges.[ Buzzer ]
364
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,857
We need a new movie quote.
365
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,947
Eddie:"Luke...I Am Your Motel."
366
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,122
It's from "Star Wars."
367
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,601
[ Imitates lightsaber ]
368
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,777
Celerity.
369
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,865
Please use it
in a sentence.
370
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:35,564
Okay.
Got to work fast.
371
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,740
Only 10 minutes beforethe next guest checks in.
372
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,002
DC:
"You know what they call
373
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,569
a Quarter Pounder With Cheese
in Paris?
374
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:41,962
A Motel With Cheese."
375
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,572
I don't get it.
376
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,748
It's from "Pulp Fiction."Mm.
377
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,881
You still don't get it,do you?
No.
378
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:51,145
Celerity of movement is vital
in the 100-meter dash.
379
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,973
♪ Who's down with OPP?
380
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,018
♪ This whole party ♪ Break it down
381
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:55,976
Eddie: I got it.
382
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,630
Wait. Mr. Patel?
I'm stuck!
383
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:01,024
"Austin Powers."
384
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,984
Yeah, baby.
385
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,030
Pterodactyl.Evan: P-T-E-R-O--
386
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,249
That was Trent.
387
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:12,209
My SAT scores came in,
and it's, uh...wow.
388
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,821
Ooh, that's not good.
389
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:18,215
Hey, man, it's been proven
standardized testing is racist.
390
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,826
Not racist enough.
I got a 1500.
391
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,001
Whoa! Congrats!
392
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,176
Evan: What?
393
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,395
But you said
you blacked out.
394
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:25,832
I guess your boy's
just a natural.
395
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,616
Let's steal some of these tasty
pillow mints and head home.
396
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:28,704
But I'm not done yet.
397
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,924
It doesn't matter anymore.
I'm safe.
398
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,142
Plus, you studied a bunch.
Let's go.
399
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,144
You're safe?
400
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,972
So, this was
all about you.
401
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,844
You never cared
about helping me.
402
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,062
I should have known better.
403
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,717
I did mean what I said
about the guest house.
404
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,023
Sorry to jump in,
405
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,938
but we don't have
pillow mints.
406
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,374
What have you been eating?
407
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,810
♪♪
408
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,944
[ Brakes screech,
gearshift clicks ]
409
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,946
I want you to know,
410
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,861
when Eddie bombs the SAT
and mysteriously vanishes,
411
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,601
you can have his room.
412
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,168
Mm.
413
00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,691
Your law firm
is next to the mall?
414
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:00,692
Law firm?
415
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,651
Abernathy & Fitzis a clothing store.
416
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,044
For lawyers?
417
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:06,220
No.
Oh.
418
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,917
Well, not as prestigious,
but still a job.
419
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,484
Yeah.Turns out "my thing" was
420
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,529
whatever got me to mynew wardrobe the quickest.
421
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,140
Let me just get
my uniform on.
422
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,970
There.
Ready for work.
423
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,710
What is happening?
424
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,321
It's store policy to haveshirtless male greeters.
425
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,062
I guessit brings in customers.
426
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,759
I get my torso oil today.
427
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,760
Wish me luck.
428
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,898
Oh, God.
429
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,422
I've turned my teenage son
into a stripper.
430
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,903
[ Scoffs ] A maleone.
431
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,210
I can't believe you,
Eddie.
432
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,082
This is worse than when
Emery stretched out
433
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,866
my favorite
checkered polo.Eddie: Dude, I'm sorry.
434
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,086
Spring break was on the lineand I got carried away,
435
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,914
but if you have more to do,we can stay.
436
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,350
Um,I think he's got it.
437
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:52,092
Really?
I'm ready for the bee?
438
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,702
You think I can win?
439
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:57,445
Uh, well,there's no guarantees.
440
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,099
But I mastered your
spelling system, right?
441
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:02,102
Uh...w-well...
442
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,539
t-to be honest,I don't really have a system.
443
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,540
I never really studied.
444
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,150
What?
445
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,457
I said I'd help you to stayon my parents' good side.
446
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,676
I mean, the Mandy concert'son the line.
447
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,113
Mandy friggin' Moore.
448
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,462
She cute.
449
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,506
If you didn't study,
450
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,030
then how did you win
three times?
451
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,074
I don't know.
452
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,381
I hear a word,
close my eyes,
453
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,600
see some colors,
and spell it?
454
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,124
Seriously?
455
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,256
So, you black out
and get a 1500,
456
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,084
and you're a Mandy-head
with synesthesia?
457
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,085
Synesthesia.
458
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,348
Purple S, green Y...
459
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,569
Sorry, can't turn it off.This isn't fair.
460
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,918
You're both naturals,
461
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,051
and I'm a sucker
who has to put in the work.
462
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,748
Dude,
you're a straight-A student.
463
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,010
Who cares?
464
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,490
I care because
I have to earn it.
465
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,318
You guys just wake up
and it's there.
466
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,059
No effort. Voilà.
467
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,625
Come on, Evan.
468
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,062
I mean, why even bother
with the spelling bee?
469
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,977
Some natural's just gonna
swoop in and beat me anyway.
470
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,282
It's pointless.
471
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,023
I quit.
472
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,070
[ Door opens, closes ]Not to belittle his outrage,
473
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,985
but he is so cute
when he storms off.
474
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,342
Man,I really messed him up.
475
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:11,649
He didn't even sanitizethe chair before he landed.
476
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,216
Oh, no.
477
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,349
Is your brother crying?
478
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,350
In public?
479
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,221
Don't let him do that
in the pool.
480
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,744
It messes up the PH
of the water.
481
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:24,184
He's frustrated I got a 1500on my SATs without studying.
482
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,099
I take it fitted sheets
weren't on the test.
483
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,840
I think he's jealous'cause I'm a natural.
484
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,104
Man, I don't understand
this obsession
485
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,106
with "being a natural."
486
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,977
I mean,it's kind of awesome.
487
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,674
I crushed the SATs.
488
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,807
Don't even rememberfilling in the ovals.
489
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:39,982
Hmm. Congrats.
490
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:40,983
You're a natural
at something useless
491
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,811
that makes no money.
492
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,247
Did you switch bodieswith my mom?
493
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,162
Look around.
494
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,382
If we hadn't
put in the work,
495
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,036
the Magic Motor Inn
would never have made it
496
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,212
to AAA's list of most
affordable motor lodges
497
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,996
off the I-4
in East Orlando.
498
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,999
Did you switch bodieswith my dad?
499
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,262
The point is...
500
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,786
natural talent
only takes you so far.
501
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,919
Key to success --
hard work.
502
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,052
Look at Simryn.
503
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,141
She wouldn't have won
all those spelling bees
504
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,925
if she didn't
put in the work.
505
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,319
She said she didn't studyfor any of those.
506
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,409
[ Doorbell rings ]
507
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,455
You never studied
for the spelling bee?
508
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,719
You lied to us
about being at the library.
509
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,417
No, I was at the library,
510
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,723
reading magazines
on microfiche.
511
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,421
Did you know
there's a "Vogue"
512
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,162
for Amish girls?What?
513
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,467
The quizzes are great.
514
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,860
You know I'm a sucker
515
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,253
for limited circulation
magazines.
516
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,430
Simryn, why would you not
just tell us?
517
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:39,302
I didn't want you to feel likeI didn't earn it.
518
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,739
I know how much you valuehard work.
519
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,959
We all do.
520
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,265
How many times
have you heard
521
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,615
how he wouldn't have
gotten out of the village
522
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:48,920
without pulling himself up
by his bootstraps?
523
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,661
I had to share my bootstraps
with, like, uh...
524
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,401
All 30 cousins.All 30 cousins.
525
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,099
Okay, fine.
526
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,275
But we still don't want you
to lie to us.
527
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,233
Yes.
I agree with your father.
528
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,322
Unless you're dating
that tall dummy out there.
529
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,671
In which case,
please lie.
530
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:05,067
♪♪
531
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,721
[ Sighs ]
532
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,550
Oh, hello, my wife.
533
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,117
I'm not in the mood,
534
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,509
and why are there so many?
535
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,989
It's Lactaid.
536
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,295
You were right about Emery.
537
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,123
You deserve ice cream,but not just home ice cream.
538
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,342
The kind high-schoolersget on an innocent date
539
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,083
before they ravage
each other.
540
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,258
It's fine.
541
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,782
Emery working
is reward enough.
542
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,263
No, I found a new spotat the mall that's so fancy
543
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,135
they spell "shop"with two Ps and an E.
544
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:30,962
Shop-puh-pee.
Shop-pee.
545
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:34,879
Shop-- Shop-pay -- Shop--Shop-pee-pee -- puh-pee.
546
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:35,663
Shop-puh-pee.
547
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:42,017
♪♪
548
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,151
Wandering eyes, Jessica.
549
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,152
There a good-looking man
over there?
550
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,979
[ Laughs nervously ]
551
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,285
[ Laughs ]
Yes.
552
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:52,549
A good-looking adult manwe definitely don't know.
553
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,724
[ Chuckles ]
554
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,117
Wow.
You're really looking.
555
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,250
He must be sexy.
Oh!
556
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,164
Thank you for this,
Louis.
557
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,817
Thank you.I've really enjoyed it.
558
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,776
Let's go.
559
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,344
No, not before I tell you
that you are an amazing mother
560
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,389
and a great role model
for our children.[ Chuckles nervously ]
561
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,957
The way you knew Emery
needed consequences --
562
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,306
Mom? Dad? Hey!
563
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,356
Jessica, why am I at the mall
looking at my son's nipples?
564
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:21,317
♪♪
565
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:23,711
Hey, buddy.
566
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,365
Pro tip --
567
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,715
bun tans only workif you pull your shorts down.
568
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,326
I'm mad at you --
and myself.
569
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,416
I really wish I had sanitized
this chair before I laid down.
570
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,417
[ Sighs ]
571
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,419
I'm sorry if I made you feellike you're not awesome.
572
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,292
Because there's no oneawesomer.
573
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,945
"Awesomer"
is not a word.
574
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,860
Or maybe it is.
Who knows?
575
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,427
I'm no natural.
576
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:47,169
Whoa.it looks like you were grilled.
577
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,432
Oh, I guess I'm not
a natural tanner, either.
578
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,826
Evan, being a naturaldoesn't matter.
579
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,219
Really?
580
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,350
Please black out
and enlighten me.
581
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:57,614
You have the greatestnatural talent of all --
582
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,181
your work ethic.
583
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,009
That's what makes youso special.
584
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,967
And how is that special?
585
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,231
Anyone can get luckyevery now and then,
586
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,754
but your focuswill help you succeed
587
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,669
in anything you want.
588
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,454
That's why you got to getback in that spelling bee
589
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,977
and bring home
the Iron Man.
590
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,022
[ Exhales sharply ]
591
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,110
Deal.
592
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,418
But if you do wind up
in my guest house,
593
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,767
I'm not splurging on permits,
594
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,377
so if the plumbing
breaks down,
595
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,204
you're on your own.
596
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,640
[ Chuckles ]
597
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,816
♪♪
598
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,470
Better head
to the shower.
599
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,429
Gonna take extra soap
to get all this oil off.
600
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,474
Uhp, I don't think
the Lactaid worked.
601
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,562
I got to go, too.
602
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,650
Oh, please.
603
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,261
You took a double dose.
604
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,566
Why didn't you tell me
605
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,829
Emery's working at
a half-nude clothing outlet?
606
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:42,224
You knew pushing Emery too hardwould lead to a bad choice.
607
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,225
But you did it anyway,
608
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,444
and now our son
is selling his body.
609
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,010
Well,just from the waist up.
610
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,230
[ Sighs ]
Fine.
611
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,232
I was wrong.
612
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,147
I just wanted to help himfigure it out.
613
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,583
Well, I was wrong, too.
614
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,107
Emery's older now
and needs to learn
615
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,284
the real world
has consequences.
616
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,590
When you think about it,we were both half-right.
617
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:03,463
And I admitted it first,so I was first half-right.
618
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,116
Sure.
619
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,422
♪♪
620
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,294
Here's a tiffin
for your ride home.
621
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,904
Some rice, vegetables,
and a samosa
622
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,472
for each one of you.
623
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,038
It's likea triangle hot pocket.
624
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,475
Do you want
this nice container back?
625
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,259
'Cause I guarantee
my mom's gonna steal it.
626
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,392
Smart mom.
627
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,436
Hey,
if you guys are available,
628
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,698
you should come
to the spelling bee.
629
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,700
You got it.
Bring it in, Evan.
630
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,963
Dad, what are you doing?We don't hug.
631
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,443
Mina: He's frisking him
for stolen shampoos.
632
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,924
Okay.Have a safe trip, boys.
633
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,534
He's clean.
634
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:32,448
Thank you.
It was delicious.
635
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:33,623
[ Burps ]
636
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,190
Mm.
637
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,192
[ Car door opens, closes ]
638
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,193
[ Engine starts ]
639
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:44,808
♪♪
640
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,683
[ Applause ]
641
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,337
Hello, Evan.
642
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,947
Guetapens.
643
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,644
Please use it
in a sentence.
644
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,559
I still can't believeyou haven't told Mom
645
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,300
about your 1500.
646
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,563
Um, I figured
it was Evan's day.
Oh.
647
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,435
That's so nice of you.
648
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,437
Also, I'm saving it
just in case
649
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,004
things get out of hand
at South Padre.
650
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:10,791
G-U-E-T-A-P-E-N-S.
651
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,096
Guetapens.
652
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,446
Man: That is correct.
653
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,230
Yes, Evan!
654
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,492
[ Applause ]
655
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:18,233
Does he get a trophy?
656
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,495
You get a ribbon
and a certificate
657
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,410
that won't fitin a standard frame.
658
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,543
These kids think
they're so smart.
659
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,196
Good luck
in the apocalypse.
660
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,981
They'll bethe first ones eaten.
661
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,374
Think that's a good idea.
662
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:29,549
Hmm.
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