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- In case you were wondering
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how I wound up in this
farcical situation,
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let me catch you up.
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My name is Barbra Dolly Brennan.
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My parents named me after Barbra
Streisand and Dolly Parton,
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their favorite singers.
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I'm a cosplayer, model,
blogger, and fitness goddess.
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What is that, you ask?
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What are you, a hermit?
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It means I spend my days
doing selfies, posing,
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and doing endless videos
of my ass doing squats.
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Endless squats.
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Hundreds of squats.
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Thousands of squats.
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You can find me at
Breaking underscore Barbi.
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Sounds easy but it's
actually really hard.
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It means that anything I do
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suddenly turns into a
photo shoot, a video opp,
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or an opportunity for a collab.
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This type of work comes
with a major downside,
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meeting a nice guy.
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You have to be choosy, you know.
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I mean, like, what if
I'm seen with a guy
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that doesn't even have at
least 10,000 followers?
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That would be unthinkable.
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I have my reputation.
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And then I met Jake.
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250,000 followers.
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- Plenty of water.
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Got the first aid kit in
case of any emergency.
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Got bandages.
- OMG, he is
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so fire.
- Ointment, wet wipes.
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Food rations.
- I wonder how many hash tags
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I can fit into this post.
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- Sunscreen.
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Lip ointment.
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Antibacterial gel.
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Flashlight.
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- He asked me to go hiking with him
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on our first date.
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I just can't even.
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- Antibacterial gel.
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Flashlight.
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Compass.
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Extra battery.
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Security blanket.
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- He's so into this!
- Rope and tackle.
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- Look at all those
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cute things he brought.
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- And most importantly,
a radio and GPS tracker
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so we can't get lost
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and we can call for help
in case of an emergency.
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- I totes need a selfie.
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Oh, like right now.
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- Selfie.
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- My turn.
- Jessica will be
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totally jelly when she
sees me with this guy.
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- All right, I think that's everything.
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You ready?
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- You better believe it.
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- Yep.
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- You wanna do a last check?
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We're gonna be up
there for a while.
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- I have everything I need
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right here, baby.
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Don't need this.
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Lip gloss, headset, mud mask.
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And a little something
for the hot tub.
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- I'm good.
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- All right, let's do this.
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- Did I
tell her how cute she looks?
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- Hey, can I, can I put my keys on you?
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- Yeah, sure.
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I'm glad you swiped right.
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It's really hard to find
girls that like to free-climb.
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- What the hell is he talking about?
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Oh, my profile.
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I thought free-climbing
was some sort of sex thing.
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Well, when the app
asked for what level,
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I obviously wrote expert.
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Gosh.
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- Oh.
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This is pretty hardcore,
even for me.
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- Wait, is he serious?
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I thought we were gonna
take some cute selfies
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and go back to his place.
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- We could've started
with something simpler,
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but I mean, I'm sure at your
level this is a piece of cake.
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- Way to go, Barbs.
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You're gonna get
yourself killed.
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Was that a pterodactyl?
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OMG, I'm so gonna die.
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I mean, anything can
happen out there.
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I can be eaten by a
bear, fall of a cliff,
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butt-raped by aliens, dragged
away by wolves, anything!
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- Let's go.
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- And I just got these shoes.
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Ugh, just look at that butt.
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He definitely doesn't skip leg day.
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Totally worth it.
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- No sweat.
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- I hope he eats pineapple.
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- Aw, that's so sweet.
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She's going slow
and waiting for me.
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- Aw, he's so sweet.
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OMG, it is pineapple!
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Mm!
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- I can't wait to invite her
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to my mansion in Hawaii.
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- This isn't so bad,
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but I could totally go
for a latte right now.
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- You know, I'm gonna slow down
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and let her get ahead of me,
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so if she falls I can catch her.
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Everything about her is perfect.
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- I hope there's a Starbucks up there
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or something.
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- I can see myself spending
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the rest of my life
with this girl.
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- Phew,
almost at the top.
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Sure hope we're not
going down that way.
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- Whew!
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Jake?
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There's no signal up here.
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Jake?
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Jake?
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Jake?
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What are you doing down there?
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Ugh, there's no signal up here!
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Ugh.
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- Maybe
there's some signal,
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mm, over here.
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Jake?
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Are you okay?
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- O!
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O!
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M!
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M!
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G!
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G!
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Did I just kill the
hottest guy ever?
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I didn't know about the rock.
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I mean, I didn't
put the rock there.
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The rock, who put
the rock there?
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Like, Mother Nature and stuff.
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It's not my fault.
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I didn't do it.
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It's not me.
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I would never do that.
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Now I'm totally lost.
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No signal, no date,
no food, no water.
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Didn't see this bag of dicks
coming straight at my face.
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This is insane!
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I can't believe I'm out here.
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And the worst part is I can't
upload these amazing selfies.
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Why don't they put cell
towers out here or something?
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Ugh, ugh, like, no
signal anywhere.
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I mean, if you're gonna
be banished up here,
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you're gonna wind up
dead anyway soon, right?
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Figures.
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I bet all my friends are
worried sick about me.
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It's not bad.
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It could be worse, right?
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I mean, like, I'm
getting back to nature.
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I'm becoming like zen and stuff.
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Ugh, my feet are killing me.
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Wow, this is a great
location for squat videos.
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I mean, look at this place.
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I can totally make
so much content here.
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Oh, oh no.
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Oh no, oh no, oh no.
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Oh god.
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I hope there's like some,
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some signal up here.
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There's no way, oh, no way.
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This is, this is
not happening to me.
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No, this is not happening
to me right now.
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Come on, signal,
come on, come on!
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God, oh god, this can't be!
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Oh, oh, I'm not, no!
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Oh!
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Body, you can't do
this to me right now!
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Oh goodness, oh, oh, oh!
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How did the savages do it?
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Oh!
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I'm not gonna be
like a barbarian,
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but I don't think
I have any choice.
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Oh, what am I gonna do?
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Toilet paper, mm!
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Leaves.
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Okay, okay, maybe I
could use some of these.
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Right here, okay.
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Now, now I need to find a spot.
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Oh!
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I can't wait any longer!
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Oh, I need a spot, oh!
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What about right here?
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Yes, this looks fine.
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Okay, all right.
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Pants down.
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Okay.
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Oh, that's so good.
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Woo!
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Yes.
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Woo!
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My pants feel looser now!
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Oh, I feel so cleansed.
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I guess it's not such
a bad day after all.
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Feel so fresh.
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I once saw some TV show about
this guy in the woods and junk
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and he would just find stuff
that would help him survive.
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I wish I paid attention to it,
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but he was like so hot
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and I really didn't
understand a word he said.
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Hm, I wonder if I could
find him out here.
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Maybe I could get a ride.
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He's always got like a
helicopter or something.
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Ew, is that a spider?
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I hate spiders!
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Ugh, this place so
needs a cleaning!
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Where are the park maids?
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Ew!
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I hate this place!
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I hate nature!
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I wonder if this
place has bears in it.
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I mean, it looks
like a bear place,
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and if I was a bear, I'd
totally hang out here.
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Hey, is this where the
WeHo Bear Club hangs out?
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What the!
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- You're gonna burn in
hell for what you did!
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- Three years cardio kickboxing!
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- Whoa, cool your jets, turbo.
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I, uh, was looking
for someone else.
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Gonna need this for later.
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- You gonna kill some peanut
butter sandwiches with that?
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- I lost my weapon.
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I woke up and it was gone, okay?
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I'm looking for someone.
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- Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa,
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whoa whoa whoa, I totally
found him like that.
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He was at the bottom of the hill
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and the blood and the rock
was already on top of him
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and I was totally gonna go
down there and help him out,
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but you know, I'm wearing
high-heel sneakers
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and I can't go down there--
- Found who?
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- Nobody.
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Are you the police?
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- Police.
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No.
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I'm Homeland Security.
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- Oh.
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Whew.
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What happened to your head?
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- It's nothing.
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I'm looking for someone.
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Have you seen this woman?
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- That is the worst
selfie I have ever seen.
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You need to learn better angles.
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You can make yourself look
about 10 pounds lighter.
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And you need a
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filter too because I
could totally see pores.
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- So you haven't seen her?
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- OMG!
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You get cellphone
service out here?
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Who is your carrier?
268
00:16:54,335 --> 00:16:55,418
- Nassau.
269
00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,087
- Are they good?
270
00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:58,187
- Stellar.
271
00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:00,357
Interstellar.
272
00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:03,426
- Because I can't get
a single bar out here.
273
00:17:03,526 --> 00:17:05,495
Are their roaming rates okay?
274
00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:08,213
- Astronomical, but
we're subsidized.
275
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,649
- Wow.
276
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,720
- Excuse me.
277
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,344
- Hm?
- Sir.
278
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,082
Agent Vicky is still MIA.
279
00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:28,485
The package is recovered.
280
00:17:28,585 --> 00:17:29,585
- Mm-hm.
281
00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,087
- I'm wounded but able.
282
00:17:31,187 --> 00:17:33,056
The situation--
283
00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:34,424
Is FUBAR.
284
00:17:36,593 --> 00:17:38,461
No, no no no no no no.
285
00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:40,563
No, Bogley shot
down the transport.
286
00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:43,366
Requesting recovery team.
287
00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:45,268
They are everywhere!
288
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:48,738
Send in Agent Radcliff.
289
00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:52,791
Roger that, sir.
290
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,815
- So I'm not in trouble?
291
00:17:58,915 --> 00:18:00,466
- Are you an illegal alien?
292
00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:03,620
Six eyes, tentacles?
293
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,720
- I'm from Texas.
294
00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:06,673
- Close enough.
295
00:18:10,478 --> 00:18:12,644
- I can't believe you
get signal out here.
296
00:18:15,649 --> 00:18:17,816
I've been looking for
signal for like an hour.
297
00:18:22,205 --> 00:18:23,922
God, I wish I had some
water or something.
298
00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:25,642
You sound like you're
totally choking.
299
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:31,648
Oh, do you think if I get
higher up the mountain,
300
00:18:31,748 --> 00:18:33,565
like I could get a signal there?
301
00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:42,592
You know what?
302
00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:44,052
Can I borrow your
cellphone to...
303
00:18:47,314 --> 00:18:48,514
Hello?
304
00:18:49,717 --> 00:18:50,883
- So you haven't seen her?
305
00:18:51,719 --> 00:18:52,719
- No!
306
00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:54,686
Creepy much?
307
00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:57,574
Just like I need a,
308
00:18:57,674 --> 00:18:59,542
I need a new phone or something.
309
00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:00,692
This one's terrible.
310
00:19:15,643 --> 00:19:18,194
Hey, do you know how to
311
00:19:18,294 --> 00:19:19,294
get
312
00:19:19,696 --> 00:19:20,712
out of here?
313
00:19:42,369 --> 00:19:44,721
- I have
like 3.4 million followers.
314
00:19:44,821 --> 00:19:47,557
I have millions of likes,
collaborations, sponsorships.
315
00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:49,626
I spend all my
time showing people
316
00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:51,677
what a perfect and
sexy life I have.
317
00:19:54,415 --> 00:19:57,600
And I have no real friends.
318
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,918
I don't have any real friends.
319
00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:03,573
I don't spend time with anyone.
320
00:20:03,673 --> 00:20:06,325
All my friends are
social media friends.
321
00:20:07,895 --> 00:20:10,213
There is literally
no one out there
322
00:20:10,313 --> 00:20:11,730
that gives a damn about me.
323
00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:14,884
If I don't upload
for a few days,
324
00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:16,686
everyone will
forget I even exist,
325
00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:19,756
and there is a new face already
poised to take my place.
326
00:20:19,856 --> 00:20:20,856
Uh-huh.
327
00:20:20,955 --> 00:20:21,955
I hate Jessica!
328
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,742
Her makeup is
always so on point!
329
00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:27,597
Well, sure she looks
like ass in real life
330
00:20:27,697 --> 00:20:29,465
without all her filters.
331
00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:30,934
Totally met her at a meetup,
332
00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:33,670
and I laughed so
hard when I saw her.
333
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:34,886
What a dumb hoe.
334
00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:37,774
She shouldn't show
her face in public
335
00:20:37,874 --> 00:20:40,510
when she uses all those tricks
to make her skin all flawless
336
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,780
and all those camera angles to
make herself look all skinny.
337
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,282
She is a walking lie,
338
00:20:46,382 --> 00:20:49,352
and I can't even post
that pic of me and Jake.
339
00:20:49,452 --> 00:20:50,653
R.I.P.
340
00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:51,837
He was so lit.
341
00:20:53,574 --> 00:20:56,392
I am so hungry.
342
00:20:56,492 --> 00:20:58,494
If I don't eat
something like soon,
343
00:20:58,594 --> 00:21:00,830
I'll start losing
all my booty gains.
344
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:01,980
Bag of dicks.
345
00:21:04,718 --> 00:21:06,736
Oh, mushrooms.
346
00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:10,406
Non-GMO, gluten-free, and
totally organic, right?
347
00:21:10,506 --> 00:21:12,275
I mean, you can't
get much fresher
348
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,326
than straight out of
the forest, right?
349
00:21:15,496 --> 00:21:17,313
Smells like shiitake.
350
00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:19,449
I, I wish I could look it up.
351
00:21:19,549 --> 00:21:20,549
Dammit!
352
00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:24,654
Well, what if I just try one?
353
00:21:24,754 --> 00:21:27,423
I can always make
myself throw up, right?
354
00:21:27,523 --> 00:21:28,925
I'm like great at vomit.
355
00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:30,593
I practiced in high school.
356
00:21:30,693 --> 00:21:32,895
No way Suzie Baker was
gonna be thinner than me.
357
00:21:32,995 --> 00:21:34,513
That bitch.
358
00:21:40,621 --> 00:21:43,273
Hm, tastes pretty good.
359
00:21:43,373 --> 00:21:46,042
I'm like so paleo right now.
360
00:21:46,142 --> 00:21:48,827
Just like that raw vegan
place I tried last month.
361
00:21:50,564 --> 00:21:53,899
Ugh, I'm like a total
savage barbarian right now.
362
00:23:58,992 --> 00:23:59,992
- Oh!
363
00:24:02,629 --> 00:24:03,629
A unicorn.
364
00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:09,134
Take me to that rainbow.
365
00:24:55,665 --> 00:24:56,665
Whoa!
366
00:24:57,184 --> 00:24:58,617
Pretty colors!
367
00:25:04,740 --> 00:25:06,098
You're gonna get
yourself killed!
368
00:25:11,198 --> 00:25:14,484
Do you know how to get
to grandma's house?
369
00:25:14,584 --> 00:25:17,053
- I don't know where
your grandma is.
370
00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:21,790
What's wrong with you?
371
00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:23,174
Did you eat something out here?
372
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,046
Are you hungry?
373
00:25:27,145 --> 00:25:28,813
I have muffins and cookies.
374
00:25:31,919 --> 00:25:32,919
- Uh,
375
00:25:34,087 --> 00:25:35,287
I only
376
00:25:37,991 --> 00:25:39,942
eat gluten-free cookies.
377
00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:42,027
Give those to your grandma.
378
00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,172
- Um...
379
00:25:59,112 --> 00:26:02,198
- Hey Mister Wolf, did
you see what I just saw?
380
00:26:02,298 --> 00:26:04,000
Was that Little Red Riding Hood?
381
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,968
- It sure was, Barbi.
382
00:26:06,068 --> 00:26:08,571
- I think that was
Little Red Riding Hood.
383
00:26:08,671 --> 00:26:10,006
What do you think?
384
00:26:10,106 --> 00:26:12,975
- You're far
more delicious though.
385
00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:50,128
- Have you seen Agent Mahoney?
386
00:26:51,798 --> 00:26:53,816
Tall, bald, glasses.
387
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:56,267
- The better to see me with!
388
00:27:21,361 --> 00:27:24,029
- They must have no vision
in the pink spectrum!
389
00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:24,355
They can't see pink.
390
00:28:37,353 --> 00:28:39,430
Sir, I have discovered a
fault in their technology.
391
00:28:53,019 --> 00:28:55,037
It can change the course
of our whole battle.
392
00:28:56,588 --> 00:28:58,744
Alert Agent Radcliff that
the aliens cannot see pink.
393
00:29:03,363 --> 00:29:04,763
- Oh, pretty!
394
00:29:23,016 --> 00:29:25,134
- Okay,
I'm starting to suspect
395
00:29:25,234 --> 00:29:26,969
that those were not
gluten-free mushrooms,
396
00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:29,004
because I haven't
tripped balls like this
397
00:29:29,104 --> 00:29:31,273
since that weekend freshman
year in the Hamptons
398
00:29:31,373 --> 00:29:34,025
when Jessica stole my
first serious boyfriend.
399
00:29:35,495 --> 00:29:37,813
What was his name again?
400
00:29:37,913 --> 00:29:41,484
I mean, we were like totally
destined to be together.
401
00:29:41,584 --> 00:29:43,886
He was so rough and tough,
402
00:29:43,986 --> 00:29:46,371
just like a hot barbarian.
403
00:29:47,374 --> 00:29:50,126
I would've given him
so many followers,
404
00:29:50,226 --> 00:29:53,378
but he chose Jessica and
all he got was herpes.
405
00:29:55,015 --> 00:29:57,199
OMG, is that him,
406
00:29:57,299 --> 00:29:58,416
what's-his-nuts?
407
00:29:59,586 --> 00:30:02,204
He looks so much
better in a loincloth.
408
00:30:05,441 --> 00:30:07,325
Antibiotics do wonders.
409
00:30:11,364 --> 00:30:13,015
Check out this cute outfit.
410
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,785
I have a sword, armored boobs!
411
00:30:15,885 --> 00:30:17,219
Looking good, Barbi.
412
00:30:20,155 --> 00:30:21,155
Hm.
413
00:30:22,542 --> 00:30:24,260
This looks sharp.
414
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,845
This hallucination
is like so lit.
415
00:30:29,049 --> 00:30:30,366
That's right.
416
00:30:30,466 --> 00:30:32,066
Sploosh.
417
00:30:32,384 --> 00:30:34,660
You're gonna need a lot more
water to put out this fire.
418
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,760
Mm-hm.
419
00:30:36,321 --> 00:30:38,318
- Man, my abs look amazing.
420
00:30:38,418 --> 00:30:40,295
- Why
did we break up again?
421
00:30:40,395 --> 00:30:41,395
I totally can't remember.
422
00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:45,181
-
I bet she wants me.
423
00:30:45,281 --> 00:30:47,078
- If
this gets any hotter,
424
00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,350
I'm gonna need a boat.
425
00:30:50,686 --> 00:30:52,363
- Check it, uh-huh.
426
00:30:52,463 --> 00:30:54,456
Call that a sword?
427
00:30:54,556 --> 00:30:57,242
- I'll call it anything you want.
428
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,946
Wait, what just happened?
429
00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:04,934
- Mm, baby!
430
00:31:05,034 --> 00:31:06,272
- Wait, what?
431
00:31:08,203 --> 00:31:09,883
- Hail to the king.
432
00:31:11,091 --> 00:31:13,391
- Well this escalated quickly.
433
00:31:14,594 --> 00:31:16,060
Oh, he's serious.
434
00:31:18,231 --> 00:31:20,316
Maybe he means
somebody back there.
435
00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:22,218
Nope, just me.
436
00:31:22,318 --> 00:31:24,620
Well, I didn't get
all fantasy dressed up
437
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,889
for nothing, I guess.
438
00:31:26,989 --> 00:31:28,390
And I have this sword,
439
00:31:28,490 --> 00:31:31,276
so my brain must've known something like
this would happen.
440
00:31:32,979 --> 00:31:35,231
- Gonna make her work for it.
441
00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:37,916
This chick's gonna ruin my pump!
442
00:31:39,252 --> 00:31:41,403
- Your pump looks just fine to me.
443
00:31:41,503 --> 00:31:42,504
I could totally take him.
444
00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:47,468
- She slapped my ass.
445
00:31:48,962 --> 00:31:50,212
I kinda like it.
446
00:31:50,312 --> 00:31:52,314
- Oh, we're still doing this.
447
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,286
When did foreplay
become so hard?
448
00:32:00,756 --> 00:32:02,913
- I knew I shouldn't have taken
449
00:32:03,013 --> 00:32:04,051
my pre-workout pill early.
450
00:32:05,761 --> 00:32:06,999
- I'm so glad
451
00:32:07,099 --> 00:32:08,257
I've been doing yoga classes.
452
00:32:08,357 --> 00:32:10,399
They really keep
me nice and loose.
453
00:32:10,499 --> 00:32:11,901
I can totally hold my own.
454
00:32:12,001 --> 00:32:13,135
I always could.
455
00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:16,305
Not to mention I look
amazing with this hand.
456
00:32:16,405 --> 00:32:18,562
- I wonder if she saw that lion
457
00:32:18,662 --> 00:32:19,662
that I killed last week.
458
00:32:19,761 --> 00:32:20,761
Oh, yeah.
459
00:32:22,344 --> 00:32:24,700
- What I love about this fantasy is that
460
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,049
Jessica would never look
as good as I do in this.
461
00:32:27,149 --> 00:32:30,185
I mean, have you
seen this hotness?
462
00:32:30,285 --> 00:32:32,441
- Man, that's a nice loincloth.
463
00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:34,019
I wonder if she's
wearing underwear.
464
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,119
Wait, am I?
465
00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:38,194
- This barbarian fantasy
466
00:32:38,294 --> 00:32:41,130
is so much better
than the light show.
467
00:32:42,564 --> 00:32:43,565
Ha, gotcha!
468
00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:48,370
- But that was my favorite sword.
469
00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:49,470
Aw.
470
00:32:50,423 --> 00:32:51,489
I'm sad.
471
00:32:54,476 --> 00:32:56,011
- Oh come on!
472
00:32:56,111 --> 00:32:57,446
You're finished already?
473
00:32:57,546 --> 00:32:59,148
But I'm not done yet!
474
00:32:59,248 --> 00:33:01,485
- I don't wanna fight you anyway.
475
00:33:01,585 --> 00:33:03,262
- I can get your sword.
476
00:33:03,362 --> 00:33:04,879
It's like right there.
- Stupid girl.
477
00:33:04,979 --> 00:33:07,255
- I'll give you a hand and everything.
478
00:33:07,355 --> 00:33:08,355
I'll go get it for you.
479
00:33:09,553 --> 00:33:10,553
Wait, come back!
480
00:33:10,652 --> 00:33:13,095
Ugh, it's like high
school prom all over again
481
00:33:13,195 --> 00:33:15,497
except I'm not fat anymore.
482
00:33:15,597 --> 00:33:19,417
Ugh, things get rough and he
goes crying to his mother.
483
00:33:21,354 --> 00:33:23,973
And now it's just me
left behind with a rabbit
484
00:33:24,073 --> 00:33:25,323
and no batteries.
485
00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:29,411
Ugh, now I remember the problem.
486
00:33:29,511 --> 00:33:31,146
He's too into himself,
487
00:33:31,246 --> 00:33:33,048
all pump and no go.
488
00:33:33,148 --> 00:33:35,533
Jessica can totally
keep him, blech.
489
00:33:36,703 --> 00:33:39,488
All those muscles spending
hours at the gym, for what?
490
00:33:39,588 --> 00:33:40,622
And then he dumps me.
491
00:33:40,722 --> 00:33:41,722
Me!
492
00:33:42,157 --> 00:33:44,493
I mean, have you seen
how hot I look now?
493
00:33:44,593 --> 00:33:47,062
Most people would
hallucinate being a superhero
494
00:33:47,162 --> 00:33:48,297
or a ballerina.
495
00:33:48,397 --> 00:33:50,065
Me, oh no.
496
00:33:50,165 --> 00:33:53,335
What is my subconscious
trying to tell me?
497
00:33:53,435 --> 00:33:54,435
Worst
498
00:33:54,603 --> 00:33:56,003
fantasy
499
00:33:56,371 --> 00:33:57,371
ever.
500
00:35:15,301 --> 00:35:16,301
- Pretty.
501
00:37:14,821 --> 00:37:17,021
- Why'd you pop my balloons?
502
00:37:18,491 --> 00:37:20,358
I'm gonna kill you, bitch!
503
00:37:21,327 --> 00:37:22,327
- Oh my god!
504
00:37:22,426 --> 00:37:23,812
Oh my god, oh my god!
505
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,882
This cannot be my life!
506
00:37:26,982 --> 00:37:27,982
A monster, really?
507
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:29,081
- Slow down, bitch!
508
00:37:30,752 --> 00:37:31,752
I'm tired!
509
00:37:31,851 --> 00:37:33,422
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
510
00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:43,532
It's all right.
511
00:37:43,632 --> 00:37:44,866
You good?
- Mm-hm.
512
00:37:44,966 --> 00:37:46,268
- We're good.
513
00:37:46,368 --> 00:37:47,368
We're good.
514
00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:48,467
Okay.
515
00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:51,455
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
516
00:37:54,827 --> 00:37:57,646
Oh my god, he's
swinging an ax at me!
517
00:38:03,903 --> 00:38:06,504
- I'm gonna kill you, bitch!
518
00:38:07,707 --> 00:38:09,591
You're such a dead little bitch!
519
00:38:12,861 --> 00:38:14,263
You're such a dead little bitch!
520
00:38:21,854 --> 00:38:24,088
I'm gonna kill you, bitch!
521
00:38:28,795 --> 00:38:29,860
- Oh my god!
522
00:38:30,763 --> 00:38:32,381
Oh my god!
523
00:38:32,481 --> 00:38:36,351
- Where am I gonna get
another balloon out here?
524
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:38,719
- No!
525
00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:39,837
Leave me alone!
526
00:38:43,976 --> 00:38:47,829
- Where am I gonna get
another balloon out here?
527
00:38:47,929 --> 00:38:50,881
- Party supply
stores for clowns!
528
00:40:08,895 --> 00:40:10,194
- That was crazy.
529
00:40:12,498 --> 00:40:13,936
- Say a command.
530
00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:15,484
- Call home.
531
00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:17,786
- Hi, honey.
- Honey, yeah.
532
00:40:17,886 --> 00:40:20,738
Hey so, I just pulled
over to take a quick leak.
533
00:40:21,841 --> 00:40:22,841
Unbelievable.
534
00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:23,940
You wouldn't believe.
535
00:40:24,039 --> 00:40:25,894
There was a chick,
a blonde chick,
536
00:40:25,994 --> 00:40:27,796
tripping balls
out in the forest,
537
00:40:27,896 --> 00:40:29,998
like losing her freaking mind.
538
00:40:30,098 --> 00:40:32,701
- Drugs?
- Yeah yeah, I know, right?
539
00:40:32,801 --> 00:40:33,801
Kids today.
540
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,786
I mean, ugh, kids.
541
00:40:38,991 --> 00:40:40,809
- Oh no, why is he chasing me!
542
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:19,780
- Shh!
543
00:41:44,724 --> 00:41:45,724
- Ow.
544
00:42:17,657 --> 00:42:18,657
What?
545
00:42:29,217 --> 00:42:30,217
Oh my god!
546
00:42:58,647 --> 00:42:59,647
Yes!
547
00:43:01,850 --> 00:43:02,850
Oh, yes!
548
00:43:04,003 --> 00:43:05,003
Oh!
549
00:44:54,829 --> 00:44:56,380
No no no no no no no!
550
00:44:57,950 --> 00:44:58,950
No!
551
00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:02,220
No!
552
00:45:04,457 --> 00:45:05,889
No, don't die!
553
00:45:09,428 --> 00:45:11,012
- Fresh and clean.
554
00:45:11,112 --> 00:45:14,182
Nothing like a morning shower
in natural springwater.
555
00:45:14,282 --> 00:45:16,151
Is this what my parents
were talking about
556
00:45:16,251 --> 00:45:18,987
when they lived in that hippie
commune back in the '80s?
557
00:45:19,087 --> 00:45:21,923
I think they wore like
jogging suits or something.
558
00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:24,159
Hm, something feels weird.
559
00:45:24,259 --> 00:45:26,995
Were there way too many
minerals in the water?
560
00:45:27,095 --> 00:45:28,963
Maybe I need some
lotion or something.
561
00:45:29,063 --> 00:45:30,365
My neck is feeling kinda itchy.
562
00:45:34,202 --> 00:45:35,437
Focus, Barbi.
563
00:45:35,537 --> 00:45:37,354
It's just all in your head.
564
00:45:38,491 --> 00:45:39,941
Maybe I didn't sleep off
565
00:45:40,041 --> 00:45:42,010
all the effects from
those mushrooms.
566
00:45:42,110 --> 00:45:44,813
No, I'm definitely feeling
something back there.
567
00:45:44,913 --> 00:45:46,114
Where's my mirror?
568
00:45:46,214 --> 00:45:47,264
Let's see.
569
00:45:49,335 --> 00:45:51,286
Are those my pores?
570
00:45:51,386 --> 00:45:52,386
Ugh!
571
00:45:52,887 --> 00:45:54,325
I totally need some
new foundation.
572
00:45:54,425 --> 00:45:56,406
Maybe a waterproof
one or something.
573
00:45:57,343 --> 00:46:00,144
Better, I mean, not bad
for the savage wild.
574
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,097
I wonder where I am.
575
00:46:02,197 --> 00:46:04,733
I've been walking
nonstop for hours.
576
00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:06,231
I wish I was
tracking my calories.
577
00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:09,319
My calorie burn must
be off the charts.
578
00:46:11,357 --> 00:46:13,390
Ugh, what is this
freaking itching!
579
00:46:15,227 --> 00:46:17,361
Did I touch some poison
ivy or something?
580
00:46:18,297 --> 00:46:19,881
I have a photo shoot next week,
581
00:46:19,981 --> 00:46:21,316
and if I'm still alive,
582
00:46:21,416 --> 00:46:24,152
I can't have a rash I
can't cover up with makeup.
583
00:46:24,252 --> 00:46:25,370
Wait, what the hell is this?
584
00:46:25,470 --> 00:46:28,138
Fuzzy, pointy, it's moving.
585
00:46:56,569 --> 00:46:57,569
Spider.
586
00:48:29,461 --> 00:48:31,295
- Oh, you're awake.
587
00:48:33,065 --> 00:48:34,065
- Yeah.
588
00:48:35,501 --> 00:48:37,452
What happened?
589
00:48:37,552 --> 00:48:38,552
- You slipped and fell.
590
00:48:38,651 --> 00:48:40,037
Lucky I was there to catch you.
591
00:48:41,507 --> 00:48:42,624
- Wow.
592
00:48:42,724 --> 00:48:44,392
I could've died.
593
00:48:44,492 --> 00:48:45,960
- Yeah, I know.
594
00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:48,445
Pretty amazing, right?
595
00:48:54,486 --> 00:48:55,486
Kenny Radcliff, ma'am.
596
00:48:55,585 --> 00:48:56,585
- Barbi Radcliff.
597
00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:57,684
I mean, Brennan.
598
00:49:00,274 --> 00:49:02,292
- Oh, sorry, I went
through your bag.
599
00:49:04,163 --> 00:49:05,380
You were out of water
600
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,415
so I gave you a refill
and some food rations.
601
00:49:07,515 --> 00:49:08,753
- And a ring.
602
00:49:08,853 --> 00:49:10,051
You mean a ring.
603
00:49:10,151 --> 00:49:13,221
OMG, OMG, OMG, it's
really happening!
604
00:49:13,321 --> 00:49:17,358
I'm gonna be the next
Mrs. Barbi Kenny Radcliff!
605
00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:20,361
I'm not gonna die alone
in my house with 10 cats
606
00:49:20,461 --> 00:49:24,399
who will eat my eyes after
I'm dead like my mom said!
607
00:49:24,499 --> 00:49:28,099
It's so beautiful!
608
00:49:28,236 --> 00:49:30,338
I'm gonna get this
appraised right away.
609
00:49:30,438 --> 00:49:32,340
What is this, like 100 carats?
610
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,892
I'm so worth it.
611
00:49:34,992 --> 00:49:37,445
("Energetic Tropical
Pop" by KakaduCreation)
612
00:49:37,545 --> 00:49:38,562
My precious!
613
00:49:40,032 --> 00:49:41,598
Take that, Jessica!
614
00:49:42,668 --> 00:49:45,135
- Thank you very much.
615
00:49:47,539 --> 00:49:49,257
- You should probably
stick to the trails.
616
00:49:49,357 --> 00:49:50,357
- Trails?
617
00:49:50,456 --> 00:49:51,456
What trails?
618
00:49:51,555 --> 00:49:53,428
I'm totally lost.
619
00:49:53,528 --> 00:49:54,996
- In more ways than one.
620
00:49:55,096 --> 00:49:56,230
- Huh?
- Oh, nothing.
621
00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:57,481
Are you out here alone?
622
00:50:00,352 --> 00:50:01,352
- Sort of.
623
00:50:03,555 --> 00:50:05,832
- Well if you hike that way
for about a mile and a half,
624
00:50:30,182 --> 00:50:31,415
you'll come across the road.
625
00:50:31,515 --> 00:50:33,792
Sooner or later the ranger
will come by and pick you up,
626
00:50:33,892 --> 00:50:34,892
get you home.
627
00:50:36,055 --> 00:50:37,354
- Are you coming?
628
00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:39,490
- No.
629
00:50:40,626 --> 00:50:42,110
I've got unfinished business.
630
00:50:44,312 --> 00:50:46,596
- Oh, so you go that way?
631
00:50:52,438 --> 00:50:53,638
Hello?
632
00:50:53,765 --> 00:50:56,162
- I really
need to start paying attention
633
00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,262
when people talk to me.
634
00:50:57,361 --> 00:50:59,358
It's just so rare that I
actually talk to someone
635
00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:00,458
face to face, you know?
636
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,063
It's so much easier
to text them.
637
00:51:02,163 --> 00:51:06,367
Hm, maybe my people skills
are somehow lacking.
638
00:51:06,467 --> 00:51:08,185
Like, if I listened
to Kenny's directions,
639
00:51:08,285 --> 00:51:10,087
maybe I'd already
be home by now.
640
00:51:11,490 --> 00:51:14,275
Wait, is that someone there?
641
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,411
Maybe they know where I am.
642
00:51:16,511 --> 00:51:17,678
She looks familiar.
643
00:51:17,778 --> 00:51:19,747
Where have I seen her before?
644
00:51:19,847 --> 00:51:21,682
Does she do hair tutorials?
645
00:51:27,172 --> 00:51:28,589
- Help me!
646
00:51:28,689 --> 00:51:30,966
- Maybe she
knows where to get signals
647
00:51:31,066 --> 00:51:32,546
so I can find Kenny
and swipe right.
648
00:51:33,879 --> 00:51:36,397
- Excuse me, excuse me.
649
00:51:36,497 --> 00:51:38,366
Do you know how to
get out of here?
650
00:51:42,670 --> 00:51:45,755
Oh my god, what is that smell?
651
00:51:48,327 --> 00:51:49,610
- Oh, thank god!
652
00:51:49,710 --> 00:51:50,710
Help me!
653
00:51:50,809 --> 00:51:51,846
My arm is crushed!
654
00:51:51,946 --> 00:51:53,563
- Hey, are you okay?
655
00:51:54,399 --> 00:51:56,184
- Help me, I'm stuck!
656
00:52:04,692 --> 00:52:06,127
- What happened?
657
00:52:07,628 --> 00:52:09,425
- My arm's
crushed, I can't move it!
658
00:52:09,525 --> 00:52:10,525
- Oh that looks bad.
659
00:52:10,624 --> 00:52:12,741
Your dry-cleaner is never
gonna get that out, honey.
660
00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:14,368
- I know, right?
661
00:52:14,468 --> 00:52:15,585
Now can you help me?
662
00:52:18,906 --> 00:52:21,391
- What is that stench?
663
00:52:23,629 --> 00:52:26,848
- The effervescent scent
of the great outdoors.
664
00:52:26,948 --> 00:52:29,584
- Hey, were you gonna
cut your arm off?
665
00:52:29,684 --> 00:52:31,385
- Yeah, duh.
666
00:52:31,485 --> 00:52:32,702
I can't take it anymore!
667
00:52:33,805 --> 00:52:35,423
- I know, right?
668
00:52:35,523 --> 00:52:37,607
I would totally kill myself
if I had to smell this.
669
00:52:39,444 --> 00:52:40,510
What happened?
670
00:52:41,813 --> 00:52:43,164
- I was in a plane crash.
671
00:52:43,264 --> 00:52:44,264
Didn't you see?
672
00:52:44,363 --> 00:52:45,363
- What plane crash?
673
00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:46,634
- Oh never mind.
674
00:52:46,734 --> 00:52:47,734
A little help here?
675
00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:49,170
- Oh, sorry.
676
00:52:54,593 --> 00:52:55,659
What's that?
677
00:52:56,728 --> 00:52:58,246
- Uh, nothing.
678
00:52:58,346 --> 00:52:59,346
Don't worry about it.
679
00:52:59,445 --> 00:53:00,445
Get me outta here!
680
00:53:00,544 --> 00:53:01,544
- Uh, hold on.
681
00:53:01,643 --> 00:53:02,643
Wait, wait.
682
00:53:04,952 --> 00:53:06,554
Is that a dead body?
683
00:53:10,258 --> 00:53:11,775
- You gotta
be kidding me.
684
00:53:17,565 --> 00:53:18,565
- Ew!
685
00:53:18,766 --> 00:53:20,568
It is a dead body!
686
00:53:20,668 --> 00:53:23,704
Oh, and it looks like someone
beat the crap out of it.
687
00:53:23,804 --> 00:53:25,789
What happened to him?
688
00:53:27,292 --> 00:53:28,849
- The same thing
that'll happen to you
689
00:53:28,949 --> 00:53:31,812
if you don't get me out of here.
690
00:53:31,912 --> 00:53:34,631
- You're totally freaking
me out right now.
691
00:53:35,767 --> 00:53:38,235
- Haven't you ever seen
a dead body before?
692
00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:42,539
- Recently?
693
00:53:43,609 --> 00:53:44,825
- Uh-huh.
694
00:53:44,925 --> 00:53:45,925
- Who is this?
695
00:53:46,878 --> 00:53:48,629
- I'm gonna die here.
696
00:53:49,828 --> 00:53:50,828
- The dead body.
697
00:53:52,651 --> 00:53:53,935
- My boss.
698
00:53:54,035 --> 00:53:56,437
Might've had a
slight disagreement
699
00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:58,955
over a small financial sum.
700
00:54:00,592 --> 00:54:04,278
- Hey, you can't take
that, those are state secrets!
701
00:54:11,452 --> 00:54:13,470
- No, you can't stop me!
702
00:54:14,439 --> 00:54:15,656
- Cut you.
703
00:54:15,756 --> 00:54:16,756
Give me it back.
704
00:54:16,855 --> 00:54:17,855
I'm gonna cut you!
705
00:54:17,954 --> 00:54:18,954
Give me it back!
706
00:54:25,099 --> 00:54:28,002
- There was a rock slide,
but that came after,
707
00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:29,586
and now I'm here!
708
00:54:31,723 --> 00:54:32,723
- Oh.
709
00:54:33,306 --> 00:54:35,184
Okay. Well do you know
how to get out of here?
710
00:54:35,284 --> 00:54:36,644
- Can you please
help me already?
711
00:54:36,744 --> 00:54:38,613
- All right already, gosh!
712
00:54:38,713 --> 00:54:40,982
It's all about you, isn't it?
713
00:54:45,704 --> 00:54:47,688
Oh, there's no way
I'm gonna move this.
714
00:54:47,788 --> 00:54:49,590
And honey, I'm not
cutting your arm off.
715
00:54:49,690 --> 00:54:50,925
That would be way too messy,
716
00:54:51,025 --> 00:54:53,610
and have you seen this
outfit that I'm wearing?
717
00:54:54,446 --> 00:54:56,664
- Just get that stick over there
718
00:54:56,764 --> 00:54:59,949
and use it like a lever
to move the rocks.
719
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:02,920
- Oh!
720
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,760
Will this do?
721
00:55:12,030 --> 00:55:13,697
That's too heavy.
722
00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:17,967
- Can you please hurry it up!
723
00:55:19,037 --> 00:55:21,037
- All right, all
right already, gosh!
724
00:55:33,352 --> 00:55:34,584
- That's good.
725
00:55:37,823 --> 00:55:38,823
What the?
726
00:55:43,028 --> 00:55:44,527
Where'd she go?
727
00:55:54,588 --> 00:55:57,391
Why does this keep
happening to me?
728
00:55:58,959 --> 00:56:00,009
Oh god.
729
00:56:00,912 --> 00:56:02,946
Why is this always so...
730
00:56:07,134 --> 00:56:08,936
What was that about?
731
00:56:13,725 --> 00:56:15,659
- Okay, that was weird.
732
00:56:15,759 --> 00:56:17,716
Hair tutorial girl just
vanished into the forest
733
00:56:17,816 --> 00:56:20,781
and now I'm left with
a dead farting body.
734
00:56:20,881 --> 00:56:22,783
It looks so familiar.
735
00:56:22,883 --> 00:56:25,553
Meh, probably just
my imagination.
736
00:56:25,653 --> 00:56:29,090
What I need to do is
center, regroup my thoughts.
737
00:56:29,190 --> 00:56:30,758
I might be seeing things again.
738
00:56:30,858 --> 00:56:35,629
Man, those mushrooms have
some gnarly acid flashbacks.
739
00:56:35,729 --> 00:56:37,898
Okay, I need to calm my mind.
740
00:56:37,998 --> 00:56:39,467
I need a zen moment.
741
00:56:39,567 --> 00:56:40,768
I am a woman,
742
00:56:40,868 --> 00:56:41,902
hear me roar.
743
00:56:45,824 --> 00:56:48,142
Okay, that was in
my head, right?
744
00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:49,242
Okay.
745
00:56:53,031 --> 00:56:54,548
I am a woman,
746
00:56:54,648 --> 00:56:55,850
hear me roar.
747
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,965
So much for tranquility.
748
00:57:11,065 --> 00:57:13,467
And here I was thinking
I could reach nirvana,
749
00:57:13,567 --> 00:57:16,186
like that one time in that
hot yoga class I tried.
750
00:57:39,044 --> 00:57:40,777
And now we're all caught up.
751
00:57:43,882 --> 00:57:46,000
I'm getting pretty good
at this survival thing.
752
00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:48,502
I just wish I had some
pre-workout with me.
753
00:57:48,602 --> 00:57:51,087
Ugh, I miss my
Wow Force protein.
754
00:57:53,124 --> 00:57:54,742
But look at me!
755
00:57:54,842 --> 00:57:56,844
I'm getting better at
this free-climbing thing.
756
00:57:56,944 --> 00:57:59,013
I'm even starting to enjoy it.
757
00:57:59,113 --> 00:58:00,448
I just wish I brought something
758
00:58:00,548 --> 00:58:02,105
other than high heel
sneakers with me,
759
00:58:02,205 --> 00:58:04,985
but then this outfit
would not look this cute.
760
00:58:05,085 --> 00:58:06,720
I have this funny feeling
761
00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:09,038
that I might've taken the
long way up this mountain.
762
00:58:11,076 --> 00:58:12,942
But maybe there's
a signal up there!
763
00:58:14,913 --> 00:58:17,598
There has got to be
some signal somewhere
764
00:58:17,698 --> 00:58:19,782
in this nature's bag of dicks.
765
00:58:21,987 --> 00:58:25,840
This fast at cardio is the bomb!
766
00:58:25,940 --> 00:58:29,176
Damn, that was
the ultimate burn!
767
00:58:29,276 --> 00:58:31,912
Leg day, smashed!
768
00:58:39,971 --> 00:58:41,655
Oh my god, I can't breathe.
769
00:58:41,755 --> 00:58:43,113
I can't breathe,
I can't breathe!
770
00:58:43,213 --> 00:58:44,572
I can't breathe,
I can't breathe!
771
00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:53,701
- Whew.
772
00:58:53,801 --> 00:58:56,136
- Ugh, much better.
773
00:58:56,236 --> 00:58:58,672
I think I've set some of record
for wearing a waist trainer.
774
00:58:58,772 --> 00:59:00,040
I need a break.
775
00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:02,859
That mountain was a little
rough for my complexion.
776
00:59:04,062 --> 00:59:05,828
I'm either gonna be glowing or
777
00:59:07,098 --> 00:59:09,049
I'm gonna need some
industrial strength facials
778
00:59:09,149 --> 00:59:10,885
when I get out of here.
779
00:59:10,985 --> 00:59:11,985
I mean,
780
00:59:15,106 --> 00:59:17,142
I don't think there's any
dirt left on the ground.
781
00:59:17,242 --> 00:59:19,593
It's like all in my pores!
782
00:59:19,693 --> 00:59:22,029
Luckily I'm prepared for this.
783
00:59:22,129 --> 00:59:25,833
My Super Mega Pore Suck mud
mask should do the trick.
784
00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:27,091
Just need a place to sit down
785
00:59:27,191 --> 00:59:28,769
and do a little spa treatment.
786
00:59:28,869 --> 00:59:31,921
You know, it's all about
personal care and hygiene.
787
00:59:44,035 --> 00:59:46,136
Good thing I'm all
alone out here.
788
00:59:46,236 --> 00:59:48,353
I mean, if someone sees me
like this, I would just--
789
00:59:48,453 --> 00:59:50,257
- Die, you faceless
form of a space alien!
790
00:59:50,357 --> 00:59:52,077
- Whoa, whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa, it's me!
791
00:59:54,179 --> 00:59:55,229
- Shit.
792
00:59:55,329 --> 00:59:56,931
Didn't recognize you.
793
00:59:57,031 --> 00:59:58,332
Almost blew your face off.
794
00:59:58,432 --> 01:00:00,183
- I'm doing a little
spa treatment.
795
01:00:01,286 --> 01:00:03,103
- Yeah. Maybe I should
blow your face off.
796
01:00:03,203 --> 01:00:05,001
Your pores were looking
horrible back there.
797
01:00:05,101 --> 01:00:06,155
- I know, right?
798
01:00:07,826 --> 01:00:09,959
- It's all about personal
care and hygiene.
799
01:00:11,096 --> 01:00:13,280
What the hell are you
still doing here anyway?
800
01:00:16,316 --> 01:00:18,319
I told you how to
get out of here.
801
01:00:18,419 --> 01:00:20,354
- I followed all your
directions to the letter
802
01:00:20,454 --> 01:00:23,072
and here I am.
803
01:00:26,077 --> 01:00:27,861
- We need to
get out of here, now.
804
01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:30,130
- What are you thinking,
cocktails, dancing?
805
01:00:30,230 --> 01:00:32,032
- No, we need ex-fill ASAP.
806
01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:33,701
- Are they a band, they new?
807
01:00:33,801 --> 01:00:34,868
Never heard of them.
808
01:00:44,229 --> 01:00:45,229
- Oh Jesus.
809
01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:53,202
- That's not exactly
a hunting rifle you got there.
810
01:00:54,706 --> 01:00:55,938
- No, it's not.
811
01:00:57,275 --> 01:01:00,143
- You mean you're not hiking or hunting?
812
01:01:01,046 --> 01:01:02,363
- Oh, I'm hunting.
813
01:01:02,463 --> 01:01:04,999
I just hope I get it before it gets me.
814
01:01:16,828 --> 01:01:18,825
- What the hell, what the hell,
815
01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:20,083
what the hell, what the hell!
816
01:01:20,183 --> 01:01:21,183
I gotta get outta here!
817
01:01:21,282 --> 01:01:22,282
I hate the outdoors!
818
01:01:27,921 --> 01:01:30,157
OMG, what should I do?
What do I do, what do I do,
819
01:01:30,257 --> 01:01:31,659
what do I do, what do I do!
820
01:01:31,759 --> 01:01:33,293
He's like an outdoorsy guy.
821
01:01:33,393 --> 01:01:34,695
Wait, should I help him?
822
01:01:34,795 --> 01:01:36,312
Nah, he's fine, he's fine,
he's fine.
823
01:01:36,412 --> 01:01:37,969
I think I'm just
gonna get in the way.
824
01:01:38,069 --> 01:01:39,299
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
825
01:01:39,399 --> 01:01:41,101
I'll just text him later.
826
01:01:41,201 --> 01:01:42,201
He got this.
827
01:01:42,987 --> 01:01:44,204
What was that?
828
01:01:44,304 --> 01:01:46,874
That had to be some
mutant bear lion octopus.
829
01:01:46,974 --> 01:01:48,409
Six eyes, tentacles.
830
01:01:48,509 --> 01:01:50,377
The water must be
totally contaminated
831
01:01:50,477 --> 01:01:51,879
out here or something.
832
01:01:51,979 --> 01:01:53,247
My mother was right,
833
01:01:53,347 --> 01:01:57,217
I am gonna die a lonely spinster!
834
01:01:57,317 --> 01:01:59,319
Well at least my pores
are glowing now.
835
01:01:59,419 --> 01:02:00,421
Not that it matters.
836
01:02:03,891 --> 01:02:06,093
Oh look, a cave!
837
01:02:06,193 --> 01:02:10,046
What possible dangers
can lurk inside here?
838
01:02:11,149 --> 01:02:13,901
Ugh, it doesn't matter
anymore anyway, does it?
839
01:02:14,001 --> 01:02:16,336
I'm alone, again!
840
01:02:16,436 --> 01:02:18,706
Just like my whole life!
841
01:02:18,806 --> 01:02:20,007
I miss my phone!
842
01:02:20,107 --> 01:02:23,243
Just holding it
makes me feel better!
843
01:02:23,343 --> 01:02:25,962
I'm severed from the collective!
844
01:02:27,065 --> 01:02:29,116
I'm never gonna find my
way out of here, am I?
845
01:02:29,216 --> 01:02:33,187
There will be stories
of the lonely crazy lady
846
01:02:33,287 --> 01:02:35,823
who lives up in the
cave in the mountains.
847
01:02:35,923 --> 01:02:38,407
It'll be used to scare
children at night.
848
01:02:39,477 --> 01:02:41,095
I'll just stop shaving,
plucking,
849
01:02:41,195 --> 01:02:43,230
and just let everything go.
850
01:02:43,330 --> 01:02:45,032
I'll eat pasta,
doughnuts, pizza,
851
01:02:45,132 --> 01:02:48,001
stop doing squats and let
my abs get all flabby.
852
01:02:48,101 --> 01:02:51,004
I mean, who do I need
to look good for?
853
01:02:51,104 --> 01:02:54,875
My whole love life
has just been a mess.
854
01:02:54,975 --> 01:02:57,377
All I wanted was to find a nice guy,
855
01:02:57,477 --> 01:02:59,747
someone who will love me.
856
01:02:59,847 --> 01:03:01,982
But who is the real me?
857
01:03:02,082 --> 01:03:04,184
I'm not exactly a good person.
858
01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:07,354
I mean, I just left
that guy to die.
859
01:03:07,454 --> 01:03:09,089
He was out there screaming,
860
01:03:09,189 --> 01:03:11,959
and I just kinda ran away,
861
01:03:12,059 --> 01:03:13,427
not to mention poor Jake.
862
01:03:13,527 --> 01:03:17,898
I have like the worst luck ever.
863
01:03:17,998 --> 01:03:20,383
Now that I've seen
more of the world,
864
01:03:20,483 --> 01:03:22,869
I guess it's not so important
to have a million followers.
865
01:03:22,969 --> 01:03:26,373
Kenny's probably some
special forces black ops guy
866
01:03:26,473 --> 01:03:29,943
who doesn't even have a
real identity, like my dad.
867
01:03:30,043 --> 01:03:33,347
He's not even online
and he's still hot.
868
01:03:33,447 --> 01:03:36,250
Hot guys without social media?
869
01:03:36,350 --> 01:03:38,218
Is that even possible?
870
01:03:38,318 --> 01:03:39,887
Poor Kenny and Jake.
871
01:03:39,987 --> 01:03:45,007
OMG, does this make
me like a black widow?
872
01:03:45,310 --> 01:03:46,310
R.I.P.
873
01:03:46,409 --> 01:03:48,077
They were so lit.
874
01:03:58,572 --> 01:03:59,572
Huh?
875
01:04:00,674 --> 01:04:03,359
Ah, it was a dream.
876
01:04:04,495 --> 01:04:05,495
Ugh.
877
01:04:05,594 --> 01:04:07,263
Oh, thank goodness.
878
01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:16,272
Oh, hello room, I've missed you.
879
01:04:24,282 --> 01:04:25,282
Still got it.
880
01:04:28,152 --> 01:04:29,152
Mm!
881
01:05:41,259 --> 01:05:42,259
- Hello?
882
01:05:43,628 --> 01:05:46,462
- Hello, daughter of the universe.
883
01:05:48,399 --> 01:05:50,417
- My mom's name is Diane.
884
01:05:50,517 --> 01:05:53,320
- We are all children of the universe.
885
01:05:53,420 --> 01:05:55,289
No need to worry.
886
01:05:55,389 --> 01:05:57,357
Nothing happens randomly.
887
01:05:57,457 --> 01:06:00,543
There is a divine path to everything.
888
01:06:01,346 --> 01:06:03,346
We are all but stardust.
889
01:06:04,415 --> 01:06:05,499
- Uh-huh.
890
01:06:05,599 --> 01:06:07,367
- The paths you have chosen
891
01:06:07,467 --> 01:06:10,619
and the decisions you've
made led you here.
892
01:06:12,623 --> 01:06:14,141
- Uh-huh.
893
01:06:14,241 --> 01:06:15,639
- And what have
you learned so far
894
01:06:15,739 --> 01:06:17,360
from your journey, my child?
895
01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:21,148
- Not to wear high-heeled
sneakers while hiking.
896
01:06:21,248 --> 01:06:23,417
- Well, that's a start.
897
01:06:23,517 --> 01:06:25,634
But what have you
learned with your heart?
898
01:06:27,038 --> 01:06:29,189
- Not to lie on my dating profile.
899
01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:30,691
- Closer.
900
01:06:30,791 --> 01:06:33,393
Think beyond here.
901
01:06:33,493 --> 01:06:34,594
- I don't know.
902
01:06:34,694 --> 01:06:37,064
I've seen some ratchet
shit out there.
903
01:06:37,164 --> 01:06:38,966
- You have questions.
904
01:06:39,066 --> 01:06:40,701
- Yeah, how do I
get out of here?
905
01:06:40,801 --> 01:06:42,970
- Excellent question.
906
01:06:43,070 --> 01:06:44,972
The body is just a mortal coil
907
01:06:45,072 --> 01:06:46,573
that we're all trapped in.
908
01:06:46,673 --> 01:06:48,241
But if you free your mind,
909
01:06:48,341 --> 01:06:52,145
it will flow with the
energy of the universe.
910
01:06:52,245 --> 01:06:54,281
I can teach you
ancient techniques.
911
01:06:54,381 --> 01:06:57,584
- No, no, I mean how
do I get out of here?
912
01:06:57,684 --> 01:07:00,988
Oh, oh, do you get bars in here?
913
01:07:01,088 --> 01:07:02,088
- No.
914
01:07:02,222 --> 01:07:04,658
Ask yourself deeper questions.
915
01:07:04,758 --> 01:07:08,462
- Oh, you mean like
meaningful questions.
916
01:07:08,562 --> 01:07:10,230
- Yes, exactly.
917
01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:11,465
Ask, my child.
918
01:07:17,255 --> 01:07:19,013
- How is Jessica getting
all her followers?
919
01:07:19,113 --> 01:07:20,623
She's buying her
likes, isn't she?
920
01:07:21,392 --> 01:07:22,458
- Oh my god.
921
01:07:23,261 --> 01:07:24,261
Is she real?
922
01:07:29,534 --> 01:07:30,666
Let me tell you a secret.
923
01:07:31,803 --> 01:07:34,287
The ultimate answer
you're looking for,
924
01:07:34,387 --> 01:07:36,023
it will end your search
925
01:07:36,123 --> 01:07:38,692
and will take you to a new
level of consciousness.
926
01:07:38,792 --> 01:07:41,628
Space time will come
together, and your
927
01:07:41,728 --> 01:07:43,530
questions will be answered.
- Huh?
928
01:07:43,630 --> 01:07:46,566
- For example, when the
ancient gods came down
929
01:07:46,666 --> 01:07:48,101
in their flying chariots
930
01:07:48,201 --> 01:07:50,586
and seeded mankind
with their DNA,
931
01:07:51,422 --> 01:07:53,373
the aliens never left.
932
01:07:53,473 --> 01:07:55,391
They're still here.
933
01:07:55,491 --> 01:07:57,488
Touchy-feely Chuck, Bob,
and Steve tried to help,
934
01:07:57,588 --> 01:07:59,479
but accidentally
caused the disco era
935
01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:01,214
and the porn industry.
936
01:08:01,314 --> 01:08:02,672
Then there are
the lizard people.
937
01:08:02,772 --> 01:08:04,351
Total assholes!
938
01:08:04,451 --> 01:08:07,421
Homeland Security was founded
to keep them in check.
939
01:08:07,521 --> 01:08:08,755
They created the internet
940
01:08:08,855 --> 01:08:11,525
to distract the people from
what's really going on.
941
01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:12,826
And that is the secret wisdom
942
01:08:12,926 --> 01:08:16,063
that only a few chosen
have ever been given.
943
01:08:16,163 --> 01:08:19,666
The knowledge will alter the
very fabric of the universe
944
01:08:19,766 --> 01:08:22,685
and free your mind
of enslavement.
945
01:08:24,555 --> 01:08:27,389
- Yeah, I'm gonna go now.
946
01:08:29,594 --> 01:08:31,378
What a weirdo.
947
01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:32,528
- What, really?
948
01:08:34,699 --> 01:08:37,700
Looks like I picked the wrong
day to stop sniffing glue.
949
01:08:50,848 --> 01:08:53,600
- Oh my god, what is wrong with me?
950
01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:55,702
Why am I such a perv?
951
01:08:55,802 --> 01:08:58,505
That guy had super
important junk to say.
952
01:08:58,605 --> 01:08:59,840
Do I need help?
953
01:09:26,766 --> 01:09:28,366
- O.M.G.
954
01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:32,539
- Barbi?
- Jessica?
955
01:09:32,639 --> 01:09:34,516
- What are you doing here?
956
01:09:34,616 --> 01:09:36,492
- I didn't know you hiked these trails.
957
01:09:39,664 --> 01:09:41,263
Are you totally copying me?
958
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:43,799
- Wait a minute, what trails?
959
01:09:44,869 --> 01:09:47,670
- The trail that's like 10 feet that way.
960
01:09:53,678 --> 01:09:54,678
- What?
961
01:09:56,614 --> 01:09:58,198
- I come here every day.
962
01:09:58,298 --> 01:10:00,816
How do you think I get
those inspirational selfies?
963
01:10:01,719 --> 01:10:02,869
- You get those here?
964
01:10:02,969 --> 01:10:04,369
- Yeah.
965
01:10:05,405 --> 01:10:06,405
- Bag of dicks.
966
01:10:11,529 --> 01:10:12,529
- Wow.
967
01:10:14,465 --> 01:10:15,664
You're wearing that?
968
01:10:17,635 --> 01:10:18,867
Brave choice.
969
01:10:21,539 --> 01:10:23,523
So, where have you been?
970
01:10:23,623 --> 01:10:25,659
You haven't like uploaded
in like two days.
971
01:10:25,759 --> 01:10:27,243
People think you're dead.
972
01:10:27,912 --> 01:10:28,912
Yeah.
973
01:10:29,663 --> 01:10:32,299
There's like Where's Barbi
memes all over the web.
974
01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:33,399
- Really?
975
01:10:34,518 --> 01:10:35,551
I was here.
976
01:10:36,621 --> 01:10:37,621
- Here?
977
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:39,372
Like here?
978
01:10:39,472 --> 01:10:40,574
For two days?
979
01:10:40,674 --> 01:10:42,742
- Yeah, I was totally lost.
980
01:10:42,842 --> 01:10:44,578
- No way!
981
01:10:44,678 --> 01:10:46,513
Shut up, shut up!
982
01:10:48,081 --> 01:10:49,999
You were here,
lost for two days?
983
01:10:51,602 --> 01:10:52,901
What about the internets?
984
01:10:54,772 --> 01:10:56,723
- Well, I had no signal,
985
01:10:56,823 --> 01:10:58,807
and then naturally,
my cellphone died.
986
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:03,879
- You poor thing.
987
01:11:05,349 --> 01:11:06,633
But thanks.
988
01:11:06,733 --> 01:11:07,733
Now that you're gone,
989
01:11:07,832 --> 01:11:09,070
everyone has dropped your feed,
990
01:11:09,170 --> 01:11:12,339
and I'm the number
one new selfie queen.
991
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:13,589
You snooze you lose.
992
01:11:15,293 --> 01:11:16,743
- Bitch!
993
01:11:16,843 --> 01:11:19,613
I totally knew that you
were stealing my followers
994
01:11:19,713 --> 01:11:21,363
and paying for subscribers.
995
01:11:21,999 --> 01:11:22,999
- Whatever.
996
01:11:24,502 --> 01:11:27,069
I just have so many companies
wanting to do collabs with me.
997
01:11:28,673 --> 01:11:31,358
I'm making so much money.
998
01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:34,510
Good luck
making a comeback.
999
01:11:35,546 --> 01:11:36,944
- At least my
followers were real.
1000
01:11:37,044 --> 01:11:40,082
- Aw, you're just a sore loser.
1001
01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:42,918
And by the way,
1002
01:11:44,588 --> 01:11:46,922
you look like you haven't
been doing your squats.
1003
01:11:47,992 --> 01:11:49,591
Your ass is looking flat.
1004
01:11:57,568 --> 01:11:59,101
Jesus, Barbi.
1005
01:12:00,438 --> 01:12:02,538
You get lost in the
woods for two days
1006
01:12:03,541 --> 01:12:05,974
and you just let everything go.
1007
01:12:06,811 --> 01:12:07,811
Ugh!
1008
01:12:10,597 --> 01:12:11,597
Burn!
1009
01:12:15,068 --> 01:12:16,068
- It burns!
1010
01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:18,855
Burn.
1011
01:12:19,890 --> 01:12:20,890
- Yeah, burn.
1012
01:12:21,759 --> 01:12:22,759
Tss!
1013
01:12:22,909 --> 01:12:25,879
Too bad you didn't have
that burn to keep you warm
1014
01:12:25,979 --> 01:12:28,030
when you slept here for
the past two nights.
1015
01:12:28,866 --> 01:12:31,751
- Throwing some bad shade, girl.
1016
01:12:31,851 --> 01:12:33,435
- Here's more.
1017
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:37,039
Are you wearing your waist trainer?
1018
01:12:39,944 --> 01:12:41,477
- Mm, no.
1019
01:12:42,380 --> 01:12:43,612
- You should be.
1020
01:12:44,615 --> 01:12:46,833
You're looking a little soft.
1021
01:12:46,933 --> 01:12:48,835
Have you been skipping ab day too?
1022
01:12:48,935 --> 01:12:50,737
- I was...
- Oh well.
1023
01:12:50,837 --> 01:12:51,871
Good luck.
1024
01:12:51,971 --> 01:12:55,809
I still can't believe you got
lost out here for two days.
1025
01:12:55,909 --> 01:13:00,863
There are like trails
everywhere.
1026
01:13:01,866 --> 01:13:03,416
You're such a basic, Barbi.
1027
01:13:03,516 --> 01:13:04,916
Laters!
1028
01:13:05,985 --> 01:13:07,854
Oh my god, guys, guess what?
1029
01:13:07,954 --> 01:13:09,989
I totally just ran into
this homeless girl.
1030
01:13:10,089 --> 01:13:11,573
Look at her, right there.
1031
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,696
She tried to mug me!
1032
01:13:16,796 --> 01:13:18,113
Like what the eff?
1033
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,667
Hash tag real life.
1034
01:13:20,767 --> 01:13:21,901
I'm not kidding, people.
1035
01:13:22,001 --> 01:13:25,605
Like this happened,
right here, right now.
1036
01:13:30,076 --> 01:13:31,427
What the heck?
1037
01:13:32,830 --> 01:13:35,648
I don't even have like a,
a knife on me or anything,
1038
01:13:35,748 --> 01:13:36,783
I don't.
1039
01:13:36,883 --> 01:13:38,952
Oh my god, she's
looking frantic.
1040
01:13:39,052 --> 01:13:40,850
I mean, look at her,
she's in a pink jacket.
1041
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:42,986
Like, I don't even know
what she's doing out here.
1042
01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:44,923
- Bag of dicks!
- She tried to steal from me.
1043
01:13:45,023 --> 01:13:46,301
- Like, what?
1044
01:13:46,401 --> 01:13:47,401
- Wait.
1045
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:48,500
Where's that trail?
1046
01:13:48,599 --> 01:13:49,599
It was right there.
1047
01:13:49,698 --> 01:13:51,056
She pointed to it
and everything.
1048
01:13:51,156 --> 01:13:52,156
Where did it go?
1049
01:13:52,255 --> 01:13:53,653
- I'm gonna die
out here, I swear.
1050
01:13:53,753 --> 01:13:55,068
I'm totally gonna die out here.
1051
01:13:55,168 --> 01:13:57,019
How is this possible?
1052
01:13:58,155 --> 01:13:59,155
What?
1053
01:13:59,639 --> 01:14:01,808
- Well, that's it,
1054
01:14:01,908 --> 01:14:03,810
I'm officially a has-been.
1055
01:14:03,910 --> 01:14:04,910
Dead to the world.
1056
01:14:05,009 --> 01:14:06,012
She's won.
1057
01:14:06,112 --> 01:14:07,747
I'm done, it's over.
1058
01:14:07,847 --> 01:14:10,966
Jessica has finally got what
she wanted and replaced me.
1059
01:14:12,069 --> 01:14:13,853
I might as well go
back to the cave
1060
01:14:13,953 --> 01:14:17,724
and party with Red Riding
Hood and hair tutorial girl.
1061
01:14:17,824 --> 01:14:19,025
I'll marry butter knife guy
1062
01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:22,562
and we'll have little
cave-dwelling monks together.
1063
01:14:22,662 --> 01:14:25,932
Maybe we'll get a reality show!
1064
01:14:26,032 --> 01:14:27,115
The Brennans!
1065
01:14:29,687 --> 01:14:32,005
Hey, is that Kenny?
1066
01:14:32,105 --> 01:14:33,840
He's still alive?
1067
01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:36,692
Does that mean I'm
not a black widow?
1068
01:14:38,829 --> 01:14:40,729
- Oh hey, you again.
1069
01:14:41,699 --> 01:14:43,149
Are you okay?
1070
01:14:43,249 --> 01:14:44,249
- It's dangerous.
1071
01:14:44,348 --> 01:14:46,019
You need to leave, now!
1072
01:14:46,119 --> 01:14:47,119
- Obviously.
1073
01:14:47,218 --> 01:14:49,055
What the hell is going on?
1074
01:14:49,155 --> 01:14:52,040
Every time I see you
it's some new shit.
1075
01:14:53,143 --> 01:14:54,928
That looks disgusting.
1076
01:14:55,028 --> 01:14:56,729
What happened to your leg!
1077
01:14:56,829 --> 01:14:58,131
- It's classified.
1078
01:14:58,231 --> 01:15:01,149
I could tell you, but
I'd have to kill you.
1079
01:15:02,152 --> 01:15:04,820
Which at this point
might not be a bad idea.
1080
01:15:05,890 --> 01:15:08,123
- Ugh, doesn't matter,
I'm already dead.
1081
01:15:16,934 --> 01:15:17,934
- Fine.
1082
01:15:18,033 --> 01:15:19,231
I work for a government agency
1083
01:15:19,770 --> 01:15:21,821
that deals with
extraterrestrial allies.
1084
01:15:21,921 --> 01:15:24,924
- Oh, you mean those three
little gray guys in the forest?
1085
01:15:25,024 --> 01:15:27,175
I thought I was
totally tripping balls.
1086
01:15:28,012 --> 01:15:29,878
- You met Chuck, Bob, and Steve?
1087
01:15:30,814 --> 01:15:32,147
- I think so, maybe.
1088
01:15:34,018 --> 01:15:35,584
- Does it hurt when you sit?
1089
01:15:38,589 --> 01:15:39,906
- A little.
1090
01:15:40,006 --> 01:15:41,406
- Yeah.
1091
01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:43,977
I think back on their planet
that means you're married.
1092
01:15:44,077 --> 01:15:45,077
- Oh, ew!
1093
01:15:45,176 --> 01:15:46,176
No way!
1094
01:15:47,097 --> 01:15:48,097
Ugh!
1095
01:15:48,196 --> 01:15:49,648
Wait, hold on a second,
1096
01:15:49,748 --> 01:15:51,668
if they're friendly, why
are you fighting them?
1097
01:15:52,136 --> 01:15:54,336
- No, I'm not fighting them.
1098
01:15:55,573 --> 01:15:57,090
Chuck, Bob, and
Steve are great guys.
1099
01:15:57,190 --> 01:15:59,741
A little touchy-feely,
but still great guys.
1100
01:16:01,011 --> 01:16:02,295
I'm fighting the other guys.
1101
01:16:02,395 --> 01:16:03,796
- What other guys?
1102
01:16:03,896 --> 01:16:06,132
- The eat your face off acid for blood
1103
01:16:06,232 --> 01:16:08,668
world domination ones.
1104
01:16:08,768 --> 01:16:11,304
Look, there's a lot
of shit going on here,
1105
01:16:11,404 --> 01:16:13,706
but I don't have time to
tell you all that right now.
1106
01:16:13,806 --> 01:16:14,806
- Uh, yeah.
1107
01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:43,363
- Wait!
1108
01:17:43,463 --> 01:17:45,832
What am I doing?
1109
01:17:45,932 --> 01:17:48,001
I can't just leave him again!
1110
01:17:48,101 --> 01:17:50,003
He's saved my ass like
three times already!
1111
01:17:50,103 --> 01:17:52,672
This might be the perfect opportunity
1112
01:17:52,772 --> 01:17:55,408
for me to actually do something good!
1113
01:17:55,508 --> 01:17:58,144
It's not like I have
anything else to live for.
1114
01:17:58,244 --> 01:18:01,681
I have to change my goals
from taking the best selfies
1115
01:18:01,781 --> 01:18:05,218
to making the world a better place!
1116
01:18:05,318 --> 01:18:07,770
From this day forth,
1117
01:18:07,870 --> 01:18:10,323
I'll never again take a box of
doughnuts to Weight Watchers!
1118
01:18:10,423 --> 01:18:14,761
I'll never watch another house
full of kittens burn down!
1119
01:18:14,861 --> 01:18:18,698
I will never again sell
Ziploc bags full of corn syrup
1120
01:18:18,798 --> 01:18:21,701
as breast implants to cancer
survivors on the Dark Web.
1121
01:18:21,801 --> 01:18:25,238
I will never again donate
my parents' used sex toys
1122
01:18:25,338 --> 01:18:27,656
to children's charity.
1123
01:18:27,756 --> 01:18:30,075
I will never again sell
orphans into slavery!
1124
01:18:30,175 --> 01:18:34,847
I will never again set the
homeless on fire just for lulz!
1125
01:18:34,947 --> 01:18:37,316
I will not sit by and
watch another old lady
1126
01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:40,053
get dragged off by coyotes.
1127
01:18:40,153 --> 01:18:42,471
Never again!
1128
01:18:42,571 --> 01:18:44,890
And I will never,
ever eat anything
1129
01:18:44,990 --> 01:18:48,009
that doesn't say gluten-free!
1130
01:18:49,313 --> 01:18:51,313
If only I had my eyes open.
1131
01:18:53,083 --> 01:18:55,468
Not always staring at my phone!
1132
01:18:55,568 --> 01:18:57,319
Paid more attention!
1133
01:18:59,256 --> 01:19:00,789
What am I missing?
1134
01:20:16,233 --> 01:20:18,084
There is so much
more to this world
1135
01:20:18,184 --> 01:20:20,353
than what I see on
that tiny screen.
1136
01:20:20,453 --> 01:20:24,490
I'm gonna make amends for
all the things I did wrong.
1137
01:20:24,590 --> 01:20:29,428
Somehow, I will take
responsibility for my actions.
1138
01:20:29,528 --> 01:20:33,432
I will make the
world a better place.
1139
01:20:33,532 --> 01:20:35,902
It's time for me
1140
01:20:36,002 --> 01:20:40,455
to finally grab that bag
of dicks by the balls.
1141
01:20:42,593 --> 01:20:45,793
And I start now!
1142
01:22:40,177 --> 01:22:41,877
- Are you okay?
1143
01:22:41,977 --> 01:22:43,974
- My leg's pointed in
three different directions.
1144
01:22:44,074 --> 01:22:47,033
I wish that beam put me together
a little bit straighter.
1145
01:22:48,701 --> 01:22:49,701
Ow!
1146
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:51,437
Oh, easy kid.
1147
01:22:51,537 --> 01:22:53,055
Where'd you learn
to shoot like that?
1148
01:22:53,155 --> 01:22:54,540
- I'm from Texas.
1149
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,008
My dad was a Marine,
1150
01:22:56,108 --> 01:22:58,426
and my granny has
a bigger gun than yours.
1151
01:23:01,380 --> 01:23:02,380
This is gonna hurt.
1152
01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:04,532
- Are you sure you
know what you're doing?
1153
01:23:05,402 --> 01:23:06,402
- Um, nah.
1154
01:23:11,557 --> 01:23:12,607
- Thanks.
1155
01:23:13,577 --> 01:23:14,577
Looks ratchet.
1156
01:23:20,017 --> 01:23:21,400
What the hell are you doing?
1157
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:22,751
- Taking off a waist trainer.
1158
01:23:24,121 --> 01:23:25,878
- What the hell
are you gonna do with that?
1159
01:23:25,978 --> 01:23:26,978
Won't fit my waist.
1160
01:23:29,275 --> 01:23:30,676
- It's steel-boned.
1161
01:23:30,776 --> 01:23:32,594
- Oh you've gotta be kidding me.
1162
01:23:35,448 --> 01:23:36,531
- I am not kidding you.
1163
01:23:38,268 --> 01:23:39,601
- Pink is not my color.
1164
01:23:40,504 --> 01:23:42,170
- It's gonna have to work for now.
1165
01:23:43,306 --> 01:23:45,224
There was a girl in
a suit in the forest
1166
01:23:45,324 --> 01:23:46,392
stuck under a rock.
1167
01:23:46,492 --> 01:23:48,394
Do you know what
happened to her?
1168
01:23:48,494 --> 01:23:50,997
- Um, yeah, it's kinda messy.
1169
01:23:51,097 --> 01:23:54,500
Um, rogue double agent,
Homeland Security,
1170
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,351
stole something very valuable.
1171
01:23:57,454 --> 01:23:59,554
You haven't seen a briefcase
around here, have you?
1172
01:24:08,231 --> 01:24:09,715
- You mean this?
1173
01:24:09,815 --> 01:24:14,415
- Um, yeah, that's, uh,
1174
01:24:14,587 --> 01:24:16,071
that's definitely it.
1175
01:24:19,242 --> 01:24:20,242
Thanks.
1176
01:24:20,341 --> 01:24:22,677
- Um, this looks pretty good.
1177
01:24:24,147 --> 01:24:25,147
Can you move?
1178
01:24:25,246 --> 01:24:26,565
- Yeah, I can move.
1179
01:24:26,665 --> 01:24:28,483
I can't dance, but I can move.
1180
01:24:34,157 --> 01:24:37,209
You know, you're pretty good at this.
1181
01:24:37,309 --> 01:24:39,627
You ever considered
a career in government work?
1182
01:24:40,564 --> 01:24:42,002
Could use someone
with your skills,
1183
01:24:42,102 --> 01:24:44,116
but you'd have to leave
your old life behind.
1184
01:24:44,216 --> 01:24:47,286
- Well, I've been offline for two days,
1185
01:24:47,386 --> 01:24:49,488
so everybody already
thinks I'm dead.
1186
01:24:49,588 --> 01:24:53,374
- We can give you a cool code name like, uh,
1187
01:24:54,344 --> 01:24:55,344
Ronan.
1188
01:24:56,446 --> 01:24:58,764
- Oh, samurai with no master.
1189
01:24:58,864 --> 01:24:59,864
I like it.
1190
01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:02,168
- Oh that's actually
just the name
1191
01:25:02,268 --> 01:25:03,905
of my favorite sushi
joint down in Soho,
1192
01:25:04,005 --> 01:25:05,171
but I like what you said too.
1193
01:25:05,271 --> 01:25:07,440
- Hey, Chuck, Bob, and Steve,
1194
01:25:07,540 --> 01:25:10,276
why aren't they helping
you fight the bad guys?
1195
01:25:10,376 --> 01:25:12,611
- No, those guys
are lovers, not fighters,
1196
01:25:12,711 --> 01:25:14,580
but they make great tech.
1197
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:15,680
Here, hold this.
1198
01:25:22,372 --> 01:25:25,357
Yeah, need immediate extraction.
1199
01:25:25,457 --> 01:25:27,259
- You talk to your MP3 player?
1200
01:25:39,356 --> 01:25:42,423
You know, you're, you're kinda cute.
1201
01:25:43,727 --> 01:25:45,226
Welcome to your new life.
1202
01:25:46,897 --> 01:25:47,897
Take us up.
1203
01:26:08,718 --> 01:26:10,302
♪ Always taking ♪
1204
01:26:10,402 --> 01:26:12,171
♪ Never making ♪
1205
01:26:12,271 --> 01:26:16,442
♪ Be careful what you choose ♪
1206
01:26:16,542 --> 01:26:21,563
♪ One day the users
bill will come too ♪
1207
01:26:25,835 --> 01:26:28,454
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1208
01:26:28,554 --> 01:26:30,305
- Hey, hey, there's my car!
1209
01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:34,329
No no no, you guys can
just drop me off here.
1210
01:26:38,464 --> 01:26:39,864
Thanks!
1211
01:26:40,299 --> 01:26:43,302
- Wow, not bad for a long weekend.
1212
01:26:43,402 --> 01:26:45,838
Three husbands,
and Kenny's kinda cute.
1213
01:26:45,938 --> 01:26:48,874
I'm sure Chuck, Bob, and Steve
are gonna be totally chill
1214
01:26:48,974 --> 01:26:50,676
with me seeing other people.
1215
01:26:50,776 --> 01:26:52,645
If it's outside the solar system,
1216
01:26:52,745 --> 01:26:55,381
it probably doesn't count, right?
1217
01:26:55,481 --> 01:26:57,583
So much for being a spinster.
1218
01:26:57,683 --> 01:27:00,735
I can't wait to go home
and take a nice shower.
1219
01:27:01,671 --> 01:27:02,671
Oh, wait.
1220
01:27:02,770 --> 01:27:04,690
I need my keys, duh.
1221
01:27:04,790 --> 01:27:06,258
Where did I put those?
1222
01:27:06,358 --> 01:27:08,327
Gotta be in here somewhere.
1223
01:27:08,427 --> 01:27:09,711
I left them right here.
1224
01:27:11,781 --> 01:27:12,814
I left them right here.
1225
01:27:14,618 --> 01:27:15,701
Oh no.
1226
01:27:15,801 --> 01:27:17,652
Where did I leave them last?
1227
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:27,346
- Hey, can I, can I put my keys on you?
1228
01:27:27,446 --> 01:27:28,747
- Yeah, sure.
1229
01:27:36,889 --> 01:27:40,693
- OMG, that's right.
1230
01:27:40,793 --> 01:27:41,793
- Bag of dick!
1231
01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:48,701
- You're right, after all that.
1232
01:27:48,801 --> 01:27:50,769
I had a spaceship,
1233
01:27:50,869 --> 01:27:52,972
and now I have to take the bus.
1234
01:27:53,072 --> 01:27:54,072
Worst
1235
01:27:54,873 --> 01:27:55,873
weekend
1236
01:27:56,693 --> 01:27:57,693
ever.
1237
01:28:05,535 --> 01:28:07,453
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1238
01:28:07,553 --> 01:28:09,455
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1239
01:28:09,555 --> 01:28:11,523
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1240
01:28:11,623 --> 01:28:15,223
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1241
01:28:17,347 --> 01:28:18,731
♪ Always taking ♪
1242
01:28:18,831 --> 01:28:20,566
♪ Never making ♪
1243
01:28:20,666 --> 01:28:24,703
♪ Be careful what you choose ♪
1244
01:28:24,803 --> 01:28:29,824
♪ One day the users
bill will come too ♪
1245
01:28:34,364 --> 01:28:36,348
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1246
01:28:36,448 --> 01:28:38,450
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1247
01:28:38,550 --> 01:28:40,519
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1248
01:28:40,619 --> 01:28:41,620
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1249
01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:42,720
♪ Yo yo yo ♪
1250
01:28:42,819 --> 01:28:44,657
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1251
01:28:44,757 --> 01:28:45,757
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1252
01:28:45,856 --> 01:28:46,856
♪ Yo yo yo ♪
1253
01:28:46,955 --> 01:28:48,827
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1254
01:28:48,927 --> 01:28:50,863
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1255
01:28:50,963 --> 01:28:52,731
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1256
01:28:52,831 --> 01:28:54,800
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1257
01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:56,869
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1258
01:28:56,969 --> 01:28:58,937
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1259
01:28:59,037 --> 01:29:00,939
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1260
01:29:01,039 --> 01:29:03,042
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1261
01:29:03,142 --> 01:29:05,344
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1262
01:29:05,444 --> 01:29:08,029
♪ Breaking Barbi ♪
1263
01:29:11,634 --> 01:29:12,634
- Whoa!
1264
01:29:13,903 --> 01:29:16,822
As if I haven't had
enough, I lose my keys too.
1265
01:29:16,922 --> 01:29:19,325
What kind of freaking world is this?
1266
01:29:19,425 --> 01:29:22,610
Haven't I had enough
of this world?
1267
01:29:24,647 --> 01:29:25,664
This is terrible.
1268
01:29:25,764 --> 01:29:27,014
What am I gonna do now?
1269
01:29:35,792 --> 01:29:36,809
Oh my god, grandma.
1270
01:29:36,909 --> 01:29:37,909
What are you doing here?
1271
01:29:38,008 --> 01:29:39,745
- Get in the car.
1272
01:29:39,845 --> 01:29:40,845
- Oh my god!
1273
01:29:40,944 --> 01:29:42,748
Thank you so much!
1274
01:29:42,848 --> 01:29:44,750
You have no idea what
I've just been through
1275
01:29:44,850 --> 01:29:46,552
for the last two days!
1276
01:29:46,652 --> 01:29:48,569
- Well not
anymore, you're okay now.
1277
01:29:48,669 --> 01:29:50,589
- Yes, thank you!
1278
01:29:50,689 --> 01:29:51,689
Yay!
1279
01:29:52,305 --> 01:29:58,375
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