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(eerie music)
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(numbers beeping)
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(hip hop music)
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♪ Let's go
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♪ I got something
that they like ♪
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♪ And they know
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♪ You got that
thing that I need ♪
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♪ So, let's go
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♪ Now water's thrust
on deep, wrap my bow ♪
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♪ They all want to get on top
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♪ And ride my flow
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‐ How this video came about was
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I met Melvin at a
VMA after party.
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And we were talking,
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he was looking for a
place to shoot his video.
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I'm just like, what?
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My guy Baron has a dope ass
spot that you can use for free.
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‐ I was thinking I was
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gonna be shootin' at some
type of Miami location,
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some Hollywood Hills.
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But was like some Desperate
Housewives type shit.
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‐ He was like, bro, I
really appreciate it, man.
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I'ma owe you a solid.
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Man, I owe you
whatever you need.
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I was like, okay bet.
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So, I told Baron,
chopped it up with 'em.
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First, he wasn't into it.
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You told me I could shoot
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the video here, man.
‐ Nah, this Instagram,
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thirsty shit dog, this
shit ain't gonna work, dog.
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‐ Bro, this video
is not for me, bro.
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It's for Melvin,
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dude.
‐ Listen WAG.
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Nigga Melvin, I can give three
Fs of fuck who Melvin is dog.
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Everybody gonna have to
get the fuck outta here,
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and go get me a camera.
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Kenny, go get my
directing chair, brah.
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We 'bout to get
this shit poppin'.
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Make sure I got my lights nigga,
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I'm 'bout to show you something.
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‐ So, with that being said,
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Melvin has promised
to shoot my sizzle,
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for my Ball Out fragrance.
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Ball Out.
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Men's fragrance.
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For the active gentleman.
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(laughs)
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(hip hop music)
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‐ Now she's about to
ruin her whole career.
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Are you kidding me?
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She 'bout to be
the laughing stock.
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It's terrible, dude.
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‐ Don't embarrass me, you
said you wanted one of lives.
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‐ Man, it looks like she's
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stuffing a falafel
down her pants.
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‐ We just ate falafels.
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‐ God this is,
that's disgusting.
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‐ Not disgusting.
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There, he's sitting there
looking back at you.
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The all‐time life giver.
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‐ You're a nasty
motherfucker Ron.
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‐ That thing was beautiful.
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It look like this.
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It look like this, look like
an upside down McDonald's sign.
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How you not gonna
fuck with that?
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‐ [Interviewer] Who are you?
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‐ Who am I within
this whole thing?
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Well you know what,
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some people call it
a jack of all trades,
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and a master of none.
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I'm a master of all,
and a jack of nothing.
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‐ That shit look like
a split avocado, dog.
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Ice cream sandwich.
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747 wing.
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Donald Duck lips.
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I'm 'bout to say somethin'.
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‐ No, no one gets you.
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Don't, don't, please
brother, please, please.
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‐ I'm tryna respect
this creative vibe,
dog, but it's like,
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man, all this camel
toe is making me sick.
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The camel toe look like a cake
with just a slice out of it.
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‐ Ooh, she had a fat pussy.
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Fuck these cameras.
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I'm just gonna sit back
and think about it.
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Mmm.
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‐ Man, fuck that, hey man.
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‐ Come on.
‐ Hey.
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Hey dog, don't you
think she should have
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like a sundress
or something, dog?
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Like some jean shorts
or something like that?
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‐ I think you shouldn't think.
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Just watch, let me
do the thinking.
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‐ No, no, no, you got you.
‐ It's what I do.
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‐ I don't wanna mess with
your creativity and all that.
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Dog, can you like raise
up off the camel toe, dog?
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Like that's kind of heavy.
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‐ I've been looked
at as a misogynist.
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But that ain't really the case.
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I want women
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to see that they can
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run around with
their titties out.
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They can clap they ass.
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(clapping)
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Clap that shit.
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And it's okay.
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They not sluts, they not whores.
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Slap that shit.
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Clap that shit.
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Whatever they wanna do,
I'm all for pussy power.
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‐ I talked to wardrobe,
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and I picked out these, dog.
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Look, look, what you think?
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Like we can just
wrap this around.
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‐ All due respect.
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I grew up watching you ball.
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But this isn't your court.
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This is my court, man.
‐ No, no, no, I feel ya,
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I feel, I feel, I feel.
‐ All right, let me
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do my thing, let
me run this play.
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‐ Go head.
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‐ He's just in the way.
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He coming to my job, trying
to tell me how to do my shit.
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Do you see me
running on the court,
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telling him how to
play basketball?
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I don't do that shit.
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Cut!
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Fuck, that's exactly
what I'm talking about.
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That's what I need baby.
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‐ So.
‐ Hey, you look beautiful.
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‐ How did you look?
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‐ I loved it, I loved
it, you look amazing.
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‐ Thank you.
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‐ [Kenny] Like an angel.
(laughs)
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‐ Thank you.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Man.
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‐ Chill.
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‐ And then Baron had to
open his fat fucking mouth.
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‐ Do you wanna say something?
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Yeah, be honest.
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‐ Just save it for
later, we good.
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‐ You have a massive camel toe.
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And the whole time I
watching this shit,
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they look like Shaq
waving a peace sign at me.
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And I don't mean to like
draw that attention,
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but it's so much
attention drawn,
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I think that it's
gonna ruin your career.
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It's a good‐‐
‐ Baron!
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‐ You're a beautiful girl,
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but like that shit is like whoa.
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‐ To my understanding, he was
mixing a lot of medications.
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So, maybe he was
miscommunicating
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how he really felt deep inside,
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but, you know, it's Baron.
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At the end of the day what
I'm really trying to say is,
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I mean Baron Davis is, he's
a really really good guy.
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‐ He's an asshole, man.
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He's an asshole.
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Even though that's my man.
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‐ Does it really bother you so
much that I have a camel toe?
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‐ I mean it's just
fucking gross.
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I mean, I don't mean‐‐
‐ It's gross?
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‐ Not like, I don't know.
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‐ You know what?
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I'm sorry, I need a sec.
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‐ I didn't mean to say that.
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I'm sorry, I didn't
even mean it like that.
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‐ What the fuck is
wrong with you, man?
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That's my star, you're
fucking up my shoot.
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‐ How'd you do that.
‐ Man, fuck you Baron Davis.
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‐ Hey, hold on.
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God.
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You embarrassed me
in front of Melvin.
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Like, what is your problem, bro?
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‐ Why, did I do something wrong?
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‐ Yeah, man.
‐ You did.
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‐ You was major out of line.
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You broke that
little girl's heart.
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‐ You did.
‐ She worked hard
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for that camel toe.
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I loved it.
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Kenny loved it.
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He ain't never seen
a regular pussy.
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Let alone a fat one.
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That was a colossal coochie
queen and you scared her off.
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‐ No I didn't dude.
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‐ You did, but I'm gonna put
it in basketball terminology
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for you.
‐ Okay.
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‐ You know the Lakers, right?
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‐ Yep.
‐ You know Phil Jackson?
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‐ Yep.
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‐ He's Phil Jackson.
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That pussy's the
triangle offense.
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You are Tyronn Lue.
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You're getting stepped over.
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You have no say so in
that triangle offense.
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You just fucked
up my whole shit.
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He was gonna endorse
Ball Out, man.
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‐ Honestly, Baron.
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I um...
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I used to respect you.
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‐ Aw, Kenny.
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‐ [Kenny] It's all right.
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No, it's just‐‐
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‐ He's just mad 'cause you was
halfway from cumming nigga.
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Fuck you Kenny.
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‐ Thank you, thank
you very much.
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She's not coming back out.
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I lost my star.
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Thank you very much Baron Davis.
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I appreciate you.
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Fuck you too, B‐Dot.
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‐ C'mon man, I didn't‐‐
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‐ Man, look, look,
look, look, hold on.
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Everybody calm down.
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Kenny, go clean yourself off
right now in the bathroom.
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I got this.
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I got it.
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‐ What are you gonna do?
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‐ What am I gonna do?
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This is what I do.
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I do what I do.
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(nose blowing)
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Hi.
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(nose blowing)
(crying)
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‐ What?
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‐ How much mucus do you have?
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(nose blowing)
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Oh my gosh.
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‐ Did you think
that I didn't know?
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I've been dealing
with this situation
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since I was a little kid.
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I went to therapy for this.
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And I though I was past it,
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but you, you
brought it all back.
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Fuck you Baron Davis.
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‐ Fuck me?
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‐ Yes.
‐ I was trying to help.
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‐ No, fuck you.
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Do you have any idea what it
feels like to be an outsider?
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‐ Yes, I am.
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I am an outsider.
‐ No, you fucking don't know.
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'Cause you're Baron Davis.
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You don't have any idea.
‐ I am an outsider.
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‐ They call me Garfield
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for seven years because of
‐ I don't care.
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‐ My fat ass pussy.
‐ Oh my goodness.
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Come on.
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‐ It's really hard.
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The weight that I carry.
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‐ [Baron] Dude.
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‐ Like the sweat alone
that builds in the creases
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is just really overwhelming.
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(hip hop music)
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It's really hard.
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‐ Oh my God.
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Like, can you stop?
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‐ Why are you here?
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‐ Look, I'm just tryna
be real with you.
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You're playing to a very,
very, very small audience.
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And I don't know what
to tell you is like,
261
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all I can see is like, do you.
262
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You know what I'm saying?
‐ Do me?
263
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That's all you have
to say, is do me?
264
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I was doing me back there,
and now look where we are.
265
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Do me.
266
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‐ Look, this is what I do.
267
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I turn double negatives
into positives.
268
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I empower people.
269
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I have lessons.
270
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‐ Like what?
271
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‐ Like lesson number 187.
272
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A double negative
into a positive.
273
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A homicide into saving a life.
274
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All right, here's a story.
275
00:08:26,492 --> 00:08:28,862
I was playing in
the playoffs, right?
276
00:08:28,962 --> 00:08:30,132
It was a fourth quarter,
277
00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:31,730
I think we were like
up two or something,
278
00:08:31,832 --> 00:08:32,602
we need a bucket.
279
00:08:32,699 --> 00:08:34,229
I stole the ball.
280
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Anston grabbed my pants.
281
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And my dick slipped out.
282
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Right?
283
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Just the head.
284
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And I was like running
down the sidelines,
285
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and like, you know,
just, there it was.
286
00:08:45,546 --> 00:08:46,606
You know what I mean?
287
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There were the people
on the sideline.
288
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Beer, popcorn, all kinda shit.
289
00:08:49,082 --> 00:08:49,822
Ah.
290
00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:51,316
But you know what I did?
291
00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:53,947
I went around the back, to
the hole, and I got a and 1.
292
00:08:54,054 --> 00:08:55,294
Sealed the game.
293
00:08:55,388 --> 00:08:56,288
I powered through that.
294
00:08:56,389 --> 00:08:58,119
You know what I mean?
295
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
296
00:08:59,492 --> 00:09:02,342
‐ So, instead of making
something about the toe,
297
00:09:02,435 --> 00:09:05,135
make the toe about
nothing, and be something.
298
00:09:05,238 --> 00:09:07,668
Double negative into a positive.
299
00:09:07,774 --> 00:09:08,914
You understand what I'm saying?
300
00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:10,339
‐ Yeah, a little bit.
301
00:09:11,211 --> 00:09:12,711
I think you're right.
302
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:15,253
Yeah I do, I am starting
to see what you're saying.
303
00:09:15,348 --> 00:09:16,478
‐ Yes.
304
00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:17,923
‐ [Ava] I mean,
in reality like‐‐
305
00:09:18,018 --> 00:09:19,048
‐ Hide it.
‐ I'm dope.
306
00:09:19,152 --> 00:09:20,322
‐ Yes, hide it.
307
00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,890
‐ This toe of mine, it
can be like a mentor.
308
00:09:22,989 --> 00:09:24,319
‐ Like no.
‐ For all the other girls
309
00:09:24,424 --> 00:09:25,564
with big vaginas.
310
00:09:25,659 --> 00:09:26,789
‐ No.
‐ Yes.
311
00:09:26,893 --> 00:09:28,493
It can serve as a
role model for them.
312
00:09:28,595 --> 00:09:29,895
‐ No.
‐ You know what?
313
00:09:29,996 --> 00:09:31,056
I'm not gonna hide anymore.
‐ Oh my gosh, look.
314
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Cover that up, please.
‐ This toe,
315
00:09:32,599 --> 00:09:33,899
I'm gonna market, brand,
316
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:34,700
and promote this toe.
‐ No, you're not, we're gonna‐
317
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‐ I'm fucking Ava,
318
00:09:35,969 --> 00:09:37,139
I can do it.
‐ Close your legs.
319
00:09:37,237 --> 00:09:38,837
‐ [Ava] This video's
gonna be my war cry.
320
00:09:38,939 --> 00:09:41,679
I'm gonna encourage woman
everywhere, and girls,
321
00:09:41,775 --> 00:09:43,075
to titan their toes.
‐ No!
322
00:09:43,176 --> 00:09:44,036
‐ [Ava] You'll see.
323
00:09:44,144 --> 00:09:44,954
‐ You're.
‐ Thank you.
324
00:09:46,112 --> 00:09:49,552
‐ I basically told
her, hey, lose the toe.
325
00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:53,390
Take the toe, and turn that
negative into a positive.
326
00:09:53,486 --> 00:09:54,716
‐ [Interviewer] Yeah, I
don't understand that.
327
00:09:54,821 --> 00:09:56,191
‐ Yeah, I do.
328
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And those are one of my lessons.
329
00:09:59,059 --> 00:10:00,529
If you come to on
of my seminars,
330
00:10:00,627 --> 00:10:02,667
and you take one of
my master classes,
331
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,309
you'll understand the
power of leverage,
332
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,035
and the power of influence.
333
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,810
‐ Thank you, you just took an
entire shit on my video shoot.
334
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,051
‐ Aw, man, you're welcome, man.
335
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,875
I thought I saved
the day for us.
336
00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,350
‐ This is a 10 hour shoot.
337
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,548
I got 40 fucking
minutes of footage.
338
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,791
‐ What?
‐ 40 minutes.
339
00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:19,915
‐ That's crazy,
that's good then.
340
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,220
‐ I got 10 bottles of champagne
341
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,691
we didn't get a chance to pop.
342
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,089
‐ I mean, look at it dude.
343
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,260
I saved you on the
champagne, right?
344
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,529
We got 45 minutes, dog.
345
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,859
For a three minute video.
346
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,834
I think you did great, dog.
‐ You obviously have no idea
347
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,673
what the fuck is going on.
‐ I think you did great, dog.
348
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:36,869
‐ That's your man.
349
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,100
‐ Ay, ay, ay.
‐ Thank this nigga.
350
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,944
‐ I got 43 minutes man.
‐ Mel, hold on man.
351
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,341
You always fucking shit up, man.
352
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,312
‐ Fucking shit up?
353
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:44,879
Did you see how he left, man?
354
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,008
Me and him gonna be
collaborating on some shit, man.
355
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,583
I thought that shit went well.
356
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,222
I do feel like I saved the day.
357
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,716
We got 45 minutes
of great footage.
358
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,619
I helped this girl get out
of her camel toe thing.
359
00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,062
I inspire Melvin
to work with B‐Dot,
360
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,988
and to come back
for a collaboration.
361
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,543
I think it was great.
362
00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:03,435
‐ Fuck Baron Davis.
363
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,737
And fuck B‐Dot too.
364
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,910
‐ I don't know what to say.
365
00:11:08,008 --> 00:11:10,178
‐ He's like the black
Yoda bringing us together.
366
00:11:10,276 --> 00:11:12,676
Sometimes when he see stuff
he can't close his mouth.
367
00:11:12,779 --> 00:11:14,249
I'm sure in his
head it was a lesson
368
00:11:14,347 --> 00:11:15,717
that we all should listen to.
369
00:11:15,816 --> 00:11:19,146
It probably was a lesson 347.
370
00:11:19,252 --> 00:11:22,062
When you see a fat pussy,
you must address it.
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00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:29,497
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