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( theme music playing )
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- STEPHANIE, THIS MAY BE
A CRAZY SUGGESTION
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BUT WOULDN'T THAT GO FASTER
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IF YOU WATCHED
WHAT YOU WERE DOING?
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- DICK, I HARDLY GOT
ANY SLEEP LAST NIGHT
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AND I'M HIDEOUS.
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- STEPHANIE,
IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED
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ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE,
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YOU SHOULD TRY TO
GET TO BED ON TIME.
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- I DID.
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BUT GEORGE'S HAMMERING
KEPT ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT.
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- GEE, THAT WASN'T ME.
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- IT WASN'T YOU?
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OH, THAT'S EERIE.
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- STEPHANIE, YOU PROBABLY JUST
DREAMED YOU HEARD HAMMERING.
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- NO. THE ONLY THING
I EVER DREAM
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IS THAT I'VE JUST WON EVERY
BEAUTY CONTEST IN THE WORLD
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AND ALL THE PEOPLE
I DON'T LIKE
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ARE FORCED TO BUILD ME
A CASTLE IN FRANCE.
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- EXCUSE ME,
BUT I HAVE A COMPLAINT.
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WE WERE RUDELY AWAKENED
BY SOME NOISE LAST NIGHT.
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- TOLD YOU
THERE WAS HAMMERING.
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- NO, IT WASN'T HAMMERING.
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SOMEONE WAS POUNDING
ON OUR DOOR
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BUT, WHEN WE OPENED IT,
NO ONE WAS THERE.
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( sing-song voice )
- UH-OH, THEY'RE HE-ERE.
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- ( sing-song voice )
NO, THEY'RE NO-OT.
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RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR
IS A HALL WINDOW
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AND I'LL BET THE SHUTTER
CAME LOOSE AGAIN
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AND WAS BANGING
IN THE WIND.
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- DICK, I THINK
I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US
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WHEN I SAY "SURE."
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( music playing )
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- STEPHANIE, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO BED EARLY.
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- I DID BUT ANOTHER
GHOSTLY NOISE WOKE ME UP.
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SOMETHING WAS SCRAPING
ON THE WALL
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THAT COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN A DEAD
ROTTING UNMANICURED HAND.
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- STEPHANIE, I'M SURE
WHATEVER YOU HEARD
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WAS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
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- WE'LL SEE.
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OFFICER SHIFFLETT IS UPSTAIRS,
LOOKING AROUND NOW.
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- YOU CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE
YOU THOUGHT WE HAD GHOSTS?
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- WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL?
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- WELL,
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I TRACKED DOWN YOUR APPARITION.
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AND IT'S ABOUT TO COME
RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR.
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( screaming )
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- STEPHANIE, IT'S GEORGE.
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- OH, HI, GEORGE.
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- I WAS UPSTAIRS
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WHEN I HEARD THE ALLEGED
SCRAPING SOUND.
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I LOOKED OUT A WINDOWAND SAW ONE CAUCASIAN HANDYMAN
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ON A LADDER.
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CASE CLOSED.
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- GEORGE, WHAT WERE YOU DOING,
WORKING AT NIGHT?
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- WELL, DICK, YOU TOLD ME
TO FIX THAT LOOSE SHUTTER
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FIRST THING THIS MORNING.
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GUESS I'M A LITTLE LATE.
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- I'M SORRY WE BROUGHT YOU
OUT HERE FOR NOTHING.
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- NO PROBLEM.
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WELL, I GUESS I BETTER
HIT THOSE MEAN STREETS.
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IF YOU SEE A GOBLIN,
READ HIM HIS RIGHTS FOR ME.
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( laughing )
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- SEE, STEPHANIE, THERE'S
ALWAYS A RATIONAL EXPLANATION.
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TONIGHT,
IT WAS GEORGE ON A LADDER.
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LAST NIGHT,
IT WAS A LOOSE SHUTTER.
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- WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF.
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I CAN FINALLY GET SOME SLEEP.
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- ACTUALLY, DICK,
THE SHUTTER WASN'T LOOSE.
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- WHAT?
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- NO, THAT SHUTTER WAS
NAILED DOWN TIGHT AS A DRUM.
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THERE WAS NOTHING OUT THERE
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THAT COULD HAVE
CAUSED THAT NOISE.
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NOTHING HUMAN, ANYWAY.
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- I KNEW THIS YICKY OLD PLACE
WAS HAUNTED.
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- STEPHANIE, THIS INN
IS NOT HAUNTED.
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- BUT YOU CAN'T BE SURE.
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YOU'VE ONLY LIVED HERE
THREE YEARS.
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DID YOU EVER ASK THE OLD OWNERS
IF IT WAS HAUNTED?
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- NO, DARN IT.
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AND THAT'S ONE OF THE FIVE
BASIC REAL ESTATE QUESTIONS.
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- GEORGE, YOU'VE LIVED HERE
ALL YOUR LIFE,
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IS THERE ANYTHING STRANGE
ABOUT THIS PLACE?
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- WELL, THERE'S THAT WITCH SARAH
BURIED IN THE BASEMENT.
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- THERE'S A WITCH BURIED
IN THE BASEMENT?
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- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
IT WAS NEVER ABSOLUTELY PROVEN
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THAT SHE WAS A WITCH.
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- THEY JUST HANGED HER IN 1660
TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
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- THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE
FILTHY DISGUSTING THING
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I'VE EVER HEARD.
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I HATE DEAD WITCHES.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
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- I GUESS WE DIDN'T EXPECT
YOU'D TAKE IT THIS WELL.
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- WELL, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY THE ONE
DOING ALL THIS STUFF AT NIGHT.
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- EXCUSE ME,
BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND,
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WE'D LIKE TO GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
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WE HEARD HEAVY BREATHING
IN OUR CLOSET
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AND THEN THE DOOR SWUNG OPEN,
ALL BY ITSELF.
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( gasping )
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- ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN'T
LETTING YOUR IMAGINATION
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RUN AWAY WITH YOU?
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( door slams )
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IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
THERE'S NO ONE IN THERE.
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( music playing )
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- DICK, THE TATES ARE HERE.
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- HI, I'M NED
AND THIS IS GLORIA.
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- HELLO.
- IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU
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AND THANKS FOR COMING
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE.
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- OH MY, YOU'VE DONE
A WONDERFUL JOB RENOVATING.
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- YEAH, YOU EVEN HAVE GUESTS.
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WE ALWAYS USED TO LOSE MONEY
ON THE PLACE.
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- OH, LOOK, HONEY, THEY'VE
TURNED THIS ROOM INTO A STUDY.
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WELL, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.
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- WHAT DID YOU USE IT FOR?
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- IT WAS MY TAXIDERMY SHOP.
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GEE, IT'S GREAT TO SEE
BOOKS ON THOSE SHELVES
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INSTEAD OF GLASS EYES.
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- SO I GUESS YOU'RE WONDERING
WHY WE ASKED YOU OVER.
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LATELY THERE HAVE BEEN
SOME ODD OCCURRENCES.
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- NOISES IN THE NIGHT.
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DOORS SLAMMING BY THEMSELVES.
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- AND SINCE YOU KNOW
THE BUILDING SO WELL,
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WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE
A RATIONAL EXPLANATION
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AS TO WHAT'S GOING ON.
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- WELL, WE DO.
- OH, GREAT.
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- THE PLACE IS HAUNTED.
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- IT IS?
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- WE HOPED IT WOULD STOP
ONCE WE MOVED OUT
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BUT I GUESS OLD SARAH
DOESN'T CARE
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WHOSE LIFE SHE MAKES
A LIVING HELL.
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- WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
SARAH'S RESPONSIBLE?
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- SHE'D APPEAR
FROM TIME TO TIME.
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ALWAYS IN THE SAME FLOWING
WHITE GOWN THEY HUNG HER IN.
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IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT DAMNED
NOOSE AROUND HER NECK,
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SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN
KIND OF CUTE.
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- WHY HAVEN'T WE NOTICED
ANYTHING BEFORE THIS?
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WHY WOULD SHE START
ACTING UP NOW?
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Ned:
WELL, WHO KNOWS?
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I MEAN, ANY LITTLE THING
COULD SET HER OFF.
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I MEAN, SHE WAS HANGED
AS A WITCH.
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I DON'T THINK SHE DIED
IN THE BEST OF MOODS.
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- WHAT WAS THAT?
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- NOTHING, GLORIA.
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RELAX.
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- I CAN'T.
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SHE KNOWS I'M BACK,
I CAN FEEL IT.
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I'D BETTER WAIT IN THE CAR.
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MAYBE WE COULD HAVE DINNER
TOGETHER SOMETIME,
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BUT NOT HERE.
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- WELL, NOW YOU KNOW
WHY WE HAD TO MOVE OUT.
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I FEEL GUILTY AS HELL
SELLING YOU THIS PLACE.
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I WISH I COULD REFUND
EVERY PENNY,
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EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T
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AND THERE'S NO LEGAL WAY
ON EARTH YOU CAN MAKE ME.
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- WELL, WE APPRECIATE
YOUR...CONCERN.
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BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU
WHEN IT COMES TO GHOSTS,
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I NEED A LOT OF CONVINCING.
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- WELL, I DON'T.
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GOOD LUCK.
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NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, SARAH.
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- DICK, I'M SCARED.
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- HONEY,
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I'M SURE THE SHELF
IS PROBABLY TILTED.
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I'M SURE NED'S EYES
ROLLED OFF HERE ALL THE TIME.
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HERE, WATCH.
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YOU KNOW, YOU PROBABLY
HAVE TO DO IT JUST RIGHT.
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SEE?
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( music playing )
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Dick: HONEY, IS THISABSOLUTELY NECESSARY?
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Joanna: DICK, I DISTINCTLY HEARDNOISES COMING FROM DOWN HERE.
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Dick: WELL, I DIDN'T HEARA SINGLE--AGH!
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Joanna:
WHAT IS IT? A GHOST?
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Dick: NOT UNLESS YOU CANSTUB YOUR TOE ON ONE.
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HERE ARE THE LIGHTS.
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- WE'RE REALLY SORRY TO BE
CHECKING OUT EARLY LIKE THIS.
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WE LIKE THIS PLACE,
WE REALLY DO,
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IT'S JUST
THAT IT REEKS WITH EVIL.
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- APPARENTLY, OUR GUESTS
AREN'T HAVING ANY TROUBLE
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BELIEVING THAT STRATFORD
IS HAUNTED.
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THAT WAS THE LAST OF THEM.
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AND MAYBE WE SHOULD BE
FOLLOWING.
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- HONEY, I'M NOT LEAVING
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BECAUSE SOMEBODY REARRANGED
OUR FURNITURE AS A PRANK.
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I MEAN, NOTHING
HAS HAPPENED HERE
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THAT A MODERATELY IMAGINATIVE
MOVING MAN COULDN'T HAVE DONE.
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- HI.
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I'M LARRY.
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THIS IS MY BROTHER DARRYL
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AND THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER
DARRYL.
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- FELLAS.
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- WE HEAR YOU'RE HAVING
SOME ECTOPLASMIC DIFFICULTIES.
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- WELL, WE HAVEN'T BEEN
SLIMED YET.
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- I THINK ALL YOUR TROUBLES
WOULD BE OVER
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IF YOU'D LET US DIG UP
THAT PESKY WITCH.
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WE'VE CHOSEN A LOVELY SPOT
FOR HER OVER AT OUR CAFE.
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WE FIGURE A CONSTANT OCCUPANT
OF THE LEFT-MOST COUNTER STOOL
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WILL STIMULATE BUSINESS.
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- WELL, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY GIVEN
THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT
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BUT I DON'T THINK SARAH
IS THE REASON FOR OUR PROBLEMS.
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- WELL, JUST IN CASE,
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PLEASE ACCEPT THIS
COMPLEMENTARY EXORCISM KIT.
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- A HOG'S FOOT?
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- YOU JUST CIRCLE IT
OVER YOUR HEAD
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WHILE STANDING
ON YOUR LEFT FOOT,
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RUBBING YOUR TUMMY AND SAYING,
"GET, SPOOK. GET, SPOOK."
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IT WILL NOT ONLY RID YOU
OF ANY PARANORMAL PRANKSTERS,
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BUT IT ALSO PROMOTES
REGULARITY.
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- LARRY, DICK DOESN'T BELIEVE
IN THE SUPERNATURAL.
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- OH, I SEE.
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WELL, DO YOU MIND
IF WE CHECK YOUR BASEMENT
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FOR ANY MALEVOLENT PRESENCE,
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JUST TO SATISFY
OUR OWN CURIOSITY?
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- GO AHEAD.
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- BUT GUYS,
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LEAVE THE SHOVELS HERE.
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- SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
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AN ORDINARY INN RUN BY
MR. AND MRS. APPLE PIE AMERICA,
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SUDDENLY HURLED INTO
THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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- STEPHANIE TOLD YOU?
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- HEY, STEPH AND I
HAVE NO SECRETS.
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WELL, NONE THAT
SHE KNOWS ABOUT.
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- OH, MICHAEL, LISTEN.
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STEPHANIE HAS NOT BEEN
GETTING HER BEAUTY SLEEP
224
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,021
AND SHE THINKS
THAT SHE LOOKS REALLY BAD.
225
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,090
- DON'T WORRY, JOANNA, A FEW
CHOICE WORDS FROM THESE LIPS
226
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,759
WILL HAVE THAT EGO INFLATED
BACK UP TO PRESSURE.
227
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:11,695
- MICHAEL.
228
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,230
- STEPH, WERE YOU
IN AN ACCIDENT?
229
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,168
- MICHAEL.
230
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:19,870
- OH, HE'S JUST BEING HONEST,
JOANNA,
231
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,739
I KNOW HE STILL LOVES ME.
232
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,341
- FROM THE DEEPEST REACHES
OF EL TICKER.
233
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,676
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
IF I DON'T HUG YOU?
234
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:26,644
- OF COURSE.
235
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:31,549
- SO DICK, WHAT'S THE POOP
ON THE SPOOK?
236
00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:35,519
- THERE'S NO POOP
AND NO SPOOK.
237
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,622
- MICHAEL, WILL YOU
STAY HERE TONIGHT?
238
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,623
MAYBE WITH YOU AROUND,
239
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,691
I'LL FEEL SAFE ENOUGH
TO GET SOME SLEEP.
240
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:41,625
- SAY NO MORE.
241
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,394
IF THAT BOOGIE GAL
WANTS MY CUPCAKE,
242
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,497
SHE'LL HAVE TO GET PAST
THIS GHOST BUSTER.
243
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,033
- OH, MICHAEL,
WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT,
244
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,235
I GET WEAK IN THE KNEES.
245
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,205
- FOR ME, IT'S THE STOMACH.
246
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,643
- WE RAN
EVERY LITMUS TEST WE KNOW
247
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,013
FOR ANY OTHER WORLDLY PRESENCE
248
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,482
AND WE PRONOUNCE
THIS HOUSE CLEAN.
249
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,017
- THAT'S ALL THE PROOF I NEED.
250
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,087
- BUT PLEASE TAKE
THIS HOG'S HOOF ANYWAY.
251
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:13,323
IF ONLY TO GIVE US THE FUN
OF HAVING TO GET ANOTHER.
252
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:16,860
C'MON, DARRYL.
253
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,765
HOLD ON, WE APPEAR TO BE
ONE DARRYL LIGHT.
254
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,903
- WELL, HE MUST STILL BE DOWN
IN THE BASEMENT.
255
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,772
( typewriter clicks )
256
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,508
IS THAT YOUR TYPEWRITER?
257
00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:33,043
- SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT.
258
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,895
- WHAT DOES IT SAY?
259
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:54,398
- HONEY, DON'T PANIC
AND TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY.
260
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,465
- READ IT.
261
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,034
- "GET OUT OR ELSE."
262
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,305
- THERE WAS NO SIGN OF DARRYL.
263
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,575
YOU KNOW WHEN I SAID
BEFORE THIS HOUSE WAS CLEAN?
264
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,411
I'D LIKE TO EAT MY WORDS
AT THIS TIME.
265
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,446
- DICK, THIS IS
GETTING SERIOUS.
266
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,215
- ALL RIGHT,
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
267
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,686
HELLO, OFFICER SHIFFLETT?
268
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,822
THIS IS DICK LOUDON.
269
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:22,493
WE HAD A GENUINE
STRANGE OCCURRENCE.
270
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,962
A MAN JUST WENT INTO
OUR BASEMENT AND DISAPPEARED.
271
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,600
WELL, YES, HE COULD HAVE
GONE OUT THE STORM DOOR
272
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,703
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE DARRYL
TO WANDER OFF.
273
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:34,738
- YEAH, IT IS.
274
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,077
- EXCUSE ME, JUST A MOMENT.
275
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,646
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YEAH, IT IS?
276
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,881
- DARRYL'S BEEN KNOWN
TO TAKE OFF BEFORE
277
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,884
BUT USUALLY IT'S WHEN
THE NEW FERRARIS COME OUT.
278
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,657
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
A COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS
279
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:56,293
HAPPENED THAT WERE MAYBE
NOT THAT STRANGE BUT--
280
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,029
EXCUSE ME?
281
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,130
THANKS.
282
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,332
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
283
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:04,401
- HE SAID, "STAY CALM.
DON'T PANIC," AND "BOO!"
284
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,471
- WELL, DICK, IF THE POLICE
AREN'T GOING TO HELP,
285
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,406
MAYBE WE REALLY SHOULD LEAVE.
286
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,542
- HONEY, I'M NOT GONNA BE
CHASED OUT OF MY OWN HOME.
287
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,010
WE'RE GONNA
HANDLE THIS OURSELVES.
288
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,044
- HOW?
289
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,178
- FIRST, WE'RE GONNA
SEARCH THIS PLACE
290
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,047
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
AND MAKE SURE IT'S EMPTY.
291
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,049
THEN WE'RE GONNA SEAL
EVERY DOOR AND WINDOW.
292
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,152
AND THEN WHEN NOTHING HAPPENS,
I'M GONNA PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
293
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,522
THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS GHOSTS.
294
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:30,161
( music playing )
295
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,372
- YOU CAN'T SLEEP EITHER?
296
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:45,242
ADMIT IT, YOU'RE SCARED
OF THE WITCH, TOO.
297
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,944
- ACTUALLY, I HAVE
THIS CRAZY THEORY
298
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:51,615
THAT IT'S THIS LIGHT
SHINING IN MY FACE.
299
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,752
- BRIGHT LIGHT
MAKES ME FEEL SAFER.
300
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,155
- WELL, THEN TONIGHT, THIS INN
IS THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH.
301
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:00,457
THE ONLY THING
THAT COULD HAUNT US NOW
302
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,059
IS THE ELECTRIC BILL.
303
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,763
- DICK, HOW CAN YOU
STILL BE SKEPTICAL
304
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,498
AFTER THE WAY
DARRYL DISAPPEARED?
305
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,432
- YOU'RE RIGHT, JOANNA,
306
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,867
HE COULDN'T HAVE JUST
WANDERED OFF.
307
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:13,570
HE HAD TO BE SUCKED
INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.
308
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,009
- OKAY, I'M ACTING FOOLISH.
309
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,510
MAYBE I'LL BE ABLE
TO GET SOME SLEEP
310
00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:22,045
IF I HAVE SOME WARM MILK.
311
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,685
( creaking noise )
312
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,632
- GET, SPOOK.
GET, SPOOK.
313
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,633
GET, SPOOK.
314
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,169
GET, SPOOK.
GET, SPOOK.
315
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,803
- DICK, I'M AFRAID TO GO--
316
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,573
- AND 100.
317
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:55,212
THOUGHT I'D STRETCH OUT.
318
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:59,049
- HOG'S HOOVES
ARE GOOD FOR THAT.
319
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,118
- ALRIGHT, LET'S TRY
TO GET SOME SLEEP.
320
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:01,985
- OKAY.
321
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,093
OKAY.
( sighs )
322
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:09,926
( door slams )
323
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,462
( gasps )
324
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,300
( knocking on door )
325
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,169
- HI.
326
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,338
WHO ARE YOU
AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?
327
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,107
Stephanie:
IT'S STEPHANIE AND MICHAEL.
328
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,110
Michael:
AND WE WANT TO COME IN.
329
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,680
- COME IN.
330
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,084
- COULD I STAY WITH YOU TONIGHT?
331
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,619
MICHAEL STINKS
AT MAKING ME FEEL SAFE.
332
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,120
- I'M DOING MY BEST, STEPH.
333
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:39,189
- MICHAEL, I DON'T SEE HOW
YOU CAN POSSIBLY PROTECT ME
334
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,457
FROM UNDER THE BED.
335
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,995
- THAT'S WHERE
GHOSTS FIRST FORM.
336
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,797
- IF THAT WITCH
SHOWS HER TRANSLUCENT PUSS,
337
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:47,798
SHE'S DOG MEAT.
338
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,099
( knocking on door )
339
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,237
George:
IT'S GEORGE.
340
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,372
- BED'S CLEAR.
341
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,308
- COME IN, GEORGE.
342
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:00,777
- HI.
343
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,347
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
SPEND THE NIGHT HERE.
344
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,717
- OH, GEORGE, ARE YOU AFRAID
TO BE ALONE TOO?
345
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,752
- NO, I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE SURE
346
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:11,121
I DON'T SLEEP THROUGH
ANYTHING SCARY.
347
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,658
- WHY NOT?
OUR BED IS...
348
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:17,895
...EVERYBODY'S.
349
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,197
- WITH THIS MANY PEOPLE HERE,
350
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,600
I FEEL LIKE NOTHING
COULD HAPPEN TO US.
351
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,669
- DON'T RULE OUT
BEING CRUSHED TO DEATH.
352
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:26,903
( banging )
353
00:18:28,473 --> 00:18:30,073
- IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET.
354
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:37,614
- GEE, BEING AWAKE ISN'T
AS MUCH FUN AS I THOUGHT.
355
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:41,017
- SHOULDN'T SOMEBODY
CHECK THE CLOSET?
356
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,653
- MICHAEL, I WANT TO SEE
SOME PROTECTING
357
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,488
AND I WANT TO SEE IT NOW!
358
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:49,760
- ALL RIGHT.
359
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,867
I'LL SET UP AN AMBUSH
IN THE HALL.
360
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,972
- I'LL CHECK THE CLOSET.
361
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:12,249
- WHAT IS IT?
362
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,485
- IT'S A GUY.
363
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,354
- DARRYL?
364
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,488
Joanna:
DARRYL.
365
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:19,522
- DON'T BE FOOLED.
366
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,625
IT MIGHT JUST BE A GHOST
IN THE FORM OF DARRYL.
367
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:38,309
- SO YOU SEE, THIS OLD PLACE
IS RIDDLED WITH SECRET PASSAGES
368
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,411
LIKE THE ONE IN YOUR CLOSET.
369
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,579
A COMMON FEATURE
IN A REVOLUTIONARY STRUCTURE.
370
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,384
ANYWAY, OUR TALKATIVE FRIEND
HERE WAS USING THEM
371
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,520
TO BANG ON WALLS,
OPEN CLOSET DOORS
372
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,324
AND PUSH BOOKS OFF SHELVES
FROM BEHIND.
373
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,524
PRETTY TAME STUFF
BUT I CAN SEE
374
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,526
WHERE A CIVILIAN
COULD FALL FOR IT.
375
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:01,966
- DARRYL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
GO SCARING THESE NICE PEOPLE?
376
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,734
- HE MAINTAINS HE'S INNOCENT.
377
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,505
- WELL, LIAR, LIAR,
PANTS ON FIRE.
378
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:15,279
C'MON, I'M BOOKING YOU FOR
DISTURBING THE PSYCHIC PEACE.
379
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,214
- OFFICER SHIFFLETT,
380
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,417
I'M SURE DARRYL HAS
LEARNED HIS LESSON
381
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:23,319
NOW THAT HE REALIZES
HOW SERIOUSLY A PRANK LIKE THIS
382
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,622
CAN AFFECT SOMEONE'S LOOKS.
383
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,226
- AND THE IMPORTANT THING IS
THAT WE SOLVED OUR PROBLEM
384
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,663
AND I'VE BEEN PROVEN
TOTALLY CORRECT
385
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:35,398
IN MY REFUSAL
TO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
386
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:38,068
- EXCEPT FOR THE ODD
"GET, SPOOK."
387
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,105
( gasping )
388
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,810
- OH, MY GOD.
389
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:47,811
IT'S HER.
390
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,349
- THAT DOES IT.
391
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,119
THIS STUPID WITCH HAS PUT
THE LAST LINE ON MY FACE.
392
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,388
Michael: STEPH, WAIT.STEPH, BE CAREFUL.
393
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,623
STEPH, NO!
394
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,859
- HEY, SHE'S REAL.
395
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,861
AND THIS FABRIC'S CHEAP.
396
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:12,169
- ( gasping )
MRS. TATE!
397
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,270
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
398
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,105
- YOU KNOW THIS APPARITION?
399
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,708
- SHE USED TO OWN
THE STRATFORD.
400
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,008
- OKAY, LET'S GO.
401
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:22,813
- OH, COME ON OUT, NED.
402
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:30,954
- HI, EVERYBODY.
403
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,258
WELL, THIS IS
EMBARRASSING AS HELL.
404
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:37,528
YOU MIGHT WANT TO
LET THAT FELLA GO.
405
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:38,662
HE WASN'T HAUNTING YOU.
406
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,931
HE JUST WANDERED INTO
A PASSAGEWAY AND GOT LOST.
407
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,932
- DARRYL, YOU'RE INNOCENT.
408
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,535
THAT'S A LOAD OFF.
409
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:46,837
I THOUGHT
WE'D HAVE TO BEAR THE SHAME
410
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,105
OF HAVING A WEIRDO
IN THE FAMILY.
411
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,177
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
412
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,145
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US?
413
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,946
- WELL, I THINK IT'S PRETTY
OBVIOUS WHY THEY DID IT.
414
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:57,948
- IT IS?
415
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,384
- THEY HAUNT THE STRATFORD,
WRITE A BESTSELLER,
416
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:04,220
CASH IN ON THE MOVIE, VIDEO,
CASSETTE AND SOUNDTRACK SALES.
417
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,524
HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I SEEN THIS RUSE?
418
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:09,859
- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
419
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,427
WE WERE JEALOUS
THE INN WAS DOING SO WELL.
420
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:12,529
WE THOUGHT
WE COULD SCARE THEM
421
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:14,364
INTO SELLING IT
BACK TO US FOR A SONG.
422
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:15,832
- THE RIDICULOUS STORY TRICK
423
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,001
GETS THEM TO SPILL THEIR GUTS
EVERY TIME.
424
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,071
OKAY, LET'S GET ALONG.
425
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,205
C'MON.
426
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,273
C'MON.
427
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:24,941
- STEPHANIE, YOU'RE A HERO.
428
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,276
- OH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
429
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:29,279
CLINT EASTWOOD
WOULDN'T HAVE DONE.
430
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,380
- STEPH, I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
431
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:33,550
AFTER WHAT YOU JUST DID,
YOU DESERVE A KISS.
432
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,955
- WELL, I'M GLAD
IT'S FINALLY OVER.
433
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:43,093
- TO THINK I WAS THIS CLOSE
TO BELIEVING IN GHOSTS.
434
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:44,027
Michael: YOU KNOW,IF THIS WERE A HORROR MOVIE,
435
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,095
THIS IS EXACTLY WHEN
436
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,797
SOMETHING REALLY SUPERNATURAL
WOULD HAPPEN.
437
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,103
( music playing )
438
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:02,279
( theme music playing )
439
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,439
- MEOW!
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