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I swear to God your father
is walking around in heaven,
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and I think I just saw balls.
[audience laughs]
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Im Matt Fraser
and I am a psychic medium.
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Hes smoking the silly smoke
on the other side.
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Oh.
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You cant put a price on this
face, you know that, right?
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I have a two year waiting list
for private readings,
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and by the time I was 25,
I made myself a millionaire.
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I look orgasmic.
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My mom would love to get
a picture with you.
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People absolutely love me.
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I love you.
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I love when I get recognized.
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Um.
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Oh, Im sorry and
this is my girlfriend.
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Sorry, was I supposed
to introduce you?
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[man]
Gorgeous.
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I am Alexa Papigiotis,
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former Miss Rhode Island
Teen USA.
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My ultimate dream is to go
to Miss USA.
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Ooh, ooh.
We are, like,
the perfect couple.
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Well, thats not true
because I still cant [bleep]
in front of her.
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This is me and you.
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[kisses]
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Cant come apart.
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I hear a lot of talking,
but I see no boxes.
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I think you need to shut up.
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Everyone always said,
"Dont hire family."
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Stupid me,
I hire my family.
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You can never fire your mother.
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This is why you cant work
with family.
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You are the sister of
a world‐renowned psychic medium.
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You cant be afraid of ghosts.
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God made me this way.
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I know, Ive been asking
why ever since.
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No one loves Matt Fraser
more than Matt Fraser.
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I am a broken man.
Ah, yeah.
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I dont know what a psychic
power is, I dont get it.
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Whats a psychic power?
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[Matt]
Im all cannoli and meatballs.
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Youre still half Fraser.
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Im not half Scottish.
I am 49 percent.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Damn! You cant spell smother
without mother.
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I think you really need to go
and lay down, let me see, are
you all right?
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Dont you dare.
Dont you even dare.
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Moms like your second
girlfriend.
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This feels too weird.
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Shhh.
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Matts family is nuts.
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I feel like I wanna kill
somebody.
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Your family is just
as crazy as my family.
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I breastfed both of you,
you [bleep] bitches.
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I cant breathe.
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You came right from these loins.
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Shes got nice loins,
by the way.
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[Sharon]
Maybe youre doing it wrong.
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Thats why youre not pregnant.
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Come on, its time to mangiare.
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[Matt]
In Rhode Island you
cant swing a dead cat
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without hitting an Italian.
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No meat‐a‐balls for you.
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We have our own way
of communicating.
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Hand movements, sounds...
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[making sound]
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...and words you never heard
before.
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Malocchio.
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Schifoso factor.
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Gabadost.
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Were loud, were Italian
and we say it like it is.
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Up yours, buddy.
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Never go against the family.
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[cat meows]
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This is so nice.
So nice.
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This is beautiful.
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Its so nice to get some sun.
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Right in here.
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It says private.
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Yeah, I know.
I know a guy.
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Your brother doesnt only just
have connections with the dead.
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Um, a member at literally
every yacht club.
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Matt, you dont even own
a yacht.
I love this.
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Yeah, but you know what I love?
Is being able to spend it
with you.
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Thats how I feel.
We get to do all
of this together.
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You guys get one in.
Im going to look this way
for two seconds.
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You guys get one in.
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Oh, oh.
We have two seconds. Mm.
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Enough! Thats it.
Im right here.
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I love you guys,
but, like, everywhere we go
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its the matching outfits.
This is ridiculous.
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If you think this is
ridiculous,
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we even have
matching underwear.
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Yes, we do.
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[Matt]
We love to match one another.
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This is Alexas way of showing
everybody else that Im hers.
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This is my man, dont look.
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Right.
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Im trying out this new thing...
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Where is your shirt?
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I want my man titties out.
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Everything in Matts life
becomes extra.
Like super extra.
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Woo‐hoo‐hoo.
Put it back on.
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Babe.
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Its a good thing
that his profession
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is talking to dead people
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because he has no clue
about the living.
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Hold on.
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Are you serious?
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Hold on, wait.
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I knew Matt was going to be
my boyfriend just by looking
at him.
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Really, guys? Selfies?
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I love his voice.
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Like that voice is so distinct,
its so different,
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but I could listen
to it all day.
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Its like music to my ears.
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[laughing]
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[Matt]
Wait one second. Okay.
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You know what?
Now youre going to take
the picture.
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Wait a minute. My girdle is
riding up, hold on. Im sorry.
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[Alexa] Like, do it,
like in private.
Oh, these are the good ones.
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Are you [bleep] kidding me
right now?
No, this is it.
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Right on the inside.
Matt, just button it up.
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No, shes taking pictures
of me with fixing my...
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All right, button it up
so we can take more pictures.
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The girdle is for the tripe.
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What does that even mean?
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Youre talking about your fat?
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Thats what they call
the cow stomach, the tripe.
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So youre calling yourself
a cow?
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No. Im just saying that‐‐
you know, it could be...
[slurps]
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Were building a brand.
Its called Malexa...
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Malexa?
When people‐‐
Its both our names.
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Stands for Matthew and Alexa.
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Mm‐hm. Worked
for Brangelina, works for us.
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They broke up.
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I‐‐ You‐‐ Why do you gotta ruin
it like that? Why do you gotta
ruin it?
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[boat horn sounding]
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Guys, whats going on
down there?
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Why do you have
the smallest box?
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Oh, honey. Im the mother.
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So you know, Im the boss.
I ta‐‐
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I give it to you,
you take it up.
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No, Im the boss.
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You got the stugatz,
and Im the boss.
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Working with family is tough.
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I mean, I love it,
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but I absolutely hate it
at the same time.
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Like my boots?
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Id like it better
if they were on you.
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Matt, they hurt my feet,
come on.
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[Matt]
I mean, my mother never
has her act together.
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Shes got pink slippers on,
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stockings all the
way up to her wazu.
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This one drags her feet
when shes walking.
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All I hear is the dragging.
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Leave her alone.
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Draggin feet, draggin ass.
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My dad also works with me,
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but the one thing
that I find odd
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is that he doesnt even
believe in speaking
to the dead.
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He doesnt even understand
or believe in what I do.
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This is a sold out event today.
Theres going to be thr‐‐
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[Angela]
350 people.
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[car honking]
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Oh my God, that guys‐‐
Look ther‐‐ Wave.
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Oh, wave‐‐ wave.
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[all]
Hi!
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[Angela] See ya there.
Oh, my God.
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[Angela]
That was your fan
beeping the horn.
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How do they know that its us?
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How do they know its me?
Is he for real?
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[crowd cheering]
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Hello, everybody and welcome!
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Before we begin I just want to
tell a little bit about myself
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because the gift
of psychic ability
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has run in my family
from generation to generation.
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It started
with my grandmother,
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who had this gift.
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Who passed it on to my mom
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and in turn passed it on to me.
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When I first started seeing
and hearing dead people,
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I had no idea
what was going on.
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I remember being in my room
yelling and screaming
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for my mom to come
in and to help me
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because I was seeing ghosts
and hearing voices.
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Can you all stand up?
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Instead of my mom coming
in the room like,
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"Thats okay, Matt.
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You can sleep with my
and your dad tonight,"
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my mother gave no
[bleep] whatsoever.
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My mothers words to me was,
"Never be afraid of the dead."
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Did you lose your husband,
as well?
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My first and second husband,
yeah.
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How many husbands
did you have?
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[audience laughing]
Im on my third.
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God bless.
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Growing up being psychic
was not easy for me.
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I tried my hardest
to push this ability away,
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but I went to go see a medium
about a girl I used to liked,
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about all the normal
teenage questions.
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And instead I left hearing
that I was a medium.
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Hold on, Im listening.
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And I actually had
to leave my full time job,
as an EMT,
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because I realized
I could use this ability
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to help people,
just in a different way.
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Your brother just showed me
all these strange women
lining up at a casket.
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And theyre like,
"Who are you?"
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And theyre like,
"Oh, I used to date him."
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And then the woman next to her
is like, "I used to date him."
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Thats true.
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Just tidy this up
a little bit.
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I want to get
out of these boots.
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I want to put
my slippers back on.
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My feet are killing me.
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Thats smart.
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Matthew loves it when you put
the slippers on.
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I want to thank you all
for being here today.
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It was an honor and a privilege
channeling your loved ones.
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Thank you.
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[audience applause]
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Hey, there he is.
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[Matt]
Whats going on over here?
[Angela] What?
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Why do you got
your slippers on?
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You said you werent going
to wear your slippers.
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Matthew, come on, my feet hurt.
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Jeez, Im your mother.
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All right,
who am I making this out to?
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Beverly.
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At my live events
I rely on my mom,
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my sister, and Alexa
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to run the merchandise table.
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They represent me.
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Come on, Ma.
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Theyre gonna be like getting
their books this year
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and theyre going to
have chips inside of them.
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[Matt]
This company is being brought
to the next level.
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This is going to be
a psychic empire.
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[Angela]
Matthew, if youre hungry
I saved you half a sandwich.
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What do you mean you saved me
half a sandwich?
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I got it right there.
Right in back of you.
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This is what you saved me?
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Yeah, I saved you half.
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[Matt]
Do you see this?
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[Angela]
They know I love you.
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[Matt] This isnt
the concession stand.
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This is where the merchandise
is sold.
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This is where the autographs
are signed.
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This is where books
are signed.
249
00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:41,588
Were not, you know,
being a slabon.
250
00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,456
To Dale? D‐A‐L‐E?
Yes.
251
00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,291
[woman]
Can we get a picture with you
after, too?
252
00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,459
Yeah, absolutely.
253
00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,094
Matt, dont step
on the sandwich.
254
00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,796
I cant even come over
and take pictures with people
255
00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,798
if Im more worried
about a sandwich over here.
256
00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,166
They come into these events,
257
00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,068
not acting the way
that staff should act.
258
00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,237
You want me to feed it
to you, too?
259
00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:00,640
Im running a business.
260
00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,308
They have to look
like business people.
261
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,543
This is good.
262
00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:04,778
These fries are really good,
too.
263
00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,046
The fries are really good.
264
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,114
We need to get more
professional.
265
00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,849
Thank you so much.
Oh, thank you.
266
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,117
Thank you.
It was nice seeing you.
267
00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,552
If they look the part,
268
00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,821
then Im hoping they will start
acting the part.
269
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,658
I dont want to talk about it.
270
00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:22,796
My perfect proposal would be
Disney World... castle.
271
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,164
Firework show goes on.
272
00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:26,199
Ooh‐ooh. Its Mickey Mouse
coming next to me
273
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,500
while Im trying to propose.
274
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,202
Thats the worst idea
Ive ever heard.
275
00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:37,677
Im making you coffee now.
276
00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,212
It smells good.
I can smell it from here.
277
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,880
Babe, its ready.
278
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,583
Aw, babe.
279
00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:44,517
There you go.
280
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,019
Thank you.
281
00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,488
Hes in my pouch,
but I want him even closer.
282
00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,590
Thats what youre going
to look like one day
when youre with child.
283
00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:53,693
Cant get pregnant
without being married first.
284
00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:54,894
Only the fools rush in.
285
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,029
Dont you think its time?
286
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:58,565
Babe, I just gave you that
promise ring not too long ago.
287
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,634
Time to make good
on that promise.
288
00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:04,671
[Matt]
Alexa talks about marriage
almost every single day.
289
00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,040
Not almost. Every‐single‐day.
290
00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,007
[exhales]
291
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,376
I will tell you exactly
what I want, okay?
292
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,744
Tell me, Im all ears.
293
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,179
Well g‐‐
Are you listening?
Take notes.
294
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:17,383
My perfect proposal would be
Disney World... castle.
295
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:21,087
Firework show goes on.
"Happily Ever After"
starts playing‐‐
296
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,056
[baby cry]
You know what that is?
297
00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,358
Its a baby crying
next to me as Im
trying to propose.
298
00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:26,593
No.
299
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,561
I have a whole
wedding board on Pinterest.
300
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,296
I have our invitations
picked out,
301
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,764
bridesmaid dresses picked out.
302
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,066
I have the theme,
I have the church,
303
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,734
I have the venue,
I have the music,
304
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,369
I have everything.
305
00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,404
You see this?
Ooh‐ooh‐ooh‐ooh‐ooh...
No...
306
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,573
Its Mickey Mouse coming
next to me while Im trying
to propose.
307
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,609
Thats the worst idea
Ive ever heard in all my life.
308
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,444
Theres no need to rush
into an engagement, you know.
309
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,912
I want to take my time.
310
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,882
When I feel the time is right,
itll happen.
311
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:51,084
Fine. Theres another way...
312
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,986
No, baby. You wan‐‐ No, no.
Wait. I have another
dream proposal.
313
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,587
Thats not glam‐‐
I would never.
314
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,389
I have another dream proposal.
315
00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:57,757
If I were to propose
for you...
316
00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,425
Shh. You shh.
317
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,928
Ooh‐ooh...
Uh‐uh‐uh...
318
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:05,565
Oh, my God,
youre making him so nervous.
Youre making them so nervous.
319
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,200
You upset the whole house.
320
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,770
[Angela]
Whats for lunch?
321
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,672
You want chicken wings?
Meatballs?
[Alexa] Yes.
322
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,108
And eggplant.
Oh, my God, stop.
323
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,509
What the [bleep]
is going on over here?
324
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,778
Why do we got donuts, coffee...
325
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:19,946
[Angela]
Well, we were waiting for you,
326
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,147
so we had a little snack.
327
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,949
Aye, skeeve,
you have all your toast.
328
00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,118
Theres donuts,
theres wrappers, theres gum.
329
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,153
I didnt think you were gonna
put your hands all over it.
330
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:27,921
I skeeve this.
331
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,455
This‐‐
This is my conference room.
332
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,857
You have youre stuff‐‐
You know Im OCD.
333
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,293
I come in here
to Hong Kong buffet.
334
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,861
We gotta get things
under control
335
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,963
because the company
where its at right now
336
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,965
is not where it was
nine years ago.
337
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,267
We are exploding.
338
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,204
And yet you bring
your high heels with you
to satisfy me,
339
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,972
and then the minute
I go in to do my show,
340
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,107
you got the slippers on
and youre eating burgers,
341
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,509
having mustard
all over the place.
342
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,144
People dont want to see that.
343
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,046
Like look at the way
youre dressed right now.
344
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,547
Whats wrong with the way
Im dressed right now?
345
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,782
Look at me.
346
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,020
Dont worry about me.
Worry about you, how you look.
347
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,822
I look fantastic,
Im on point,
348
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:05,191
Im fabulous every day.
349
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,627
I dont think I can dress
the same way Matt does.
350
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,828
Its, like, too much.
351
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,230
Who wears
the nipple zipper?
352
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,297
[others laughing]
353
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,100
This is too little.
I think this is too little.
354
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,802
Yeah, no.
355
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,570
Long story short,
356
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,538
this is how you dress.
357
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,872
Im proud of what I do,
358
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,474
Im proud of my job,
359
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:22,842
the shoes are on point.
360
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,545
This is gold right here.
361
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,747
Me and my mother have
a great relationship.
362
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,549
We share
our psychic abilities,
363
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,551
we both love to dance,
364
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,353
and we dance well together,
365
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,155
but Matthew has
a different style of dressing.
366
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,892
When I see his shoes sometimes,
I‐‐ I have to go like this
367
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,362
because the shoes are
so flashy,
368
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,397
that sometimes I gotta put
sunglasses on.
369
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,366
There are nothing wrong
with these shoes, Mom.
370
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,435
Youre a psychic medium.
Youre not Michael Jackson.
371
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:51,938
[exhales]
372
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,840
No more dresses from CVS.
373
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:56,876
Ah, I like the dresses from CVS.
Oh, you gotta tell my mom
that, too.
374
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:59,178
Those are n‐‐
CVS is not a clothing store.
375
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,413
[laughing]
376
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,715
We are under the microscope,
377
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,051
and we have to look
like a business.
378
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,553
I want you looking just
as good as me
379
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,421
every single day.
380
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,057
I have my personal stylist,
381
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:14,427
who I hired
to dress all of you.
382
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,763
[exhaling]
383
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,567
Do the pageant and then lets
get this [bleep] over with.
384
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,202
[bleep], this is my dream.
385
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,872
But my dream is to have
a grandchild.
386
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,641
[Matt] This is going to be
the whole team uniform.
Oh, my God.
387
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,110
The uniforms are the
most ridiculous things
youve ever seen.
388
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,119
Theres a man standing next
to you that passed in tragedy.
389
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,488
Its actually a young male.
Was that your boyfriend?
390
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,923
No, best friend.
391
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,491
Hes telling me
when I speaking to him,
392
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,795
that he always had a thing
for you in the physical world.
393
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,897
"I tried to make the moves
on her,"
394
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,566
he goes,
"but she used to slap me.
She wouldnt let me near her."
395
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,967
Youre telling me
hes not your boyfriend,
396
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,469
but I see the two of you
in the same bed
397
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,204
with one another
when Im connecting.
398
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,073
Yes.
399
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,314
Move, Luca.
400
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,256
Perfect.
401
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,325
[woman]
Hello.
Hey, Nicole.
402
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,026
Hi.
403
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:21,661
Thank you for taking my call.
404
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,663
Oh, yeah. Im always happy
to take your call.
405
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,165
I gave my family
chance after chance
406
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,834
to be more professional,
look the part.
407
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,169
They dont know what that is,
so I gotta take over.
408
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,939
If a business blazer
had a psychic baby,
409
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,440
thats what were going for.
410
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,310
My stylist Nicole is going
to make us new uniforms
411
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,812
that are going to make us look
Fraser fabulous.
412
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,048
Flashy, classy...
413
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,616
I think gold is super classic.
414
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,652
Its blingy and definitely goes
with your style.
415
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:50,323
Im wondering what you
think of incorporating angel
wings into the blazer.
416
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,024
Yeah, thats exactly
what I want.
417
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,794
They have to be big,
like, the more crystals
the better.
418
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,163
Like I hate when you go in,
and you see these shirts,
419
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,831
and theres only one crystal
here, one crystal there.
420
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,533
Like we want this to be
a statement.
[Nicole] Bling.
421
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,502
We want people to‐‐
yeah, its like a billboard.
422
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,971
It definitely screams out
Matt Fraser.
423
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,439
Yeah.
424
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,212
[woman]
I love it here.
425
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,081
The waiter said there are
Italian things on the menu,
426
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,382
Yeah.
...but Im trying to tell Mom
427
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,717
to get something
a little different.
428
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,485
She wants me to get The Bag.
Were here.
429
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,254
[Ava]
The sandwich is called
The Bag.
430
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,723
The scrotum bag for lunch.
431
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,924
Thats not what its called.
432
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,759
Oh, the scrotum bag.
433
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,760
Shh.
[Ava] Were at brunch.
434
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,529
Oh, thats true.
435
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,331
For some reason my mom has
an obsession with genitalia.
436
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,933
Things come out of the vagine.
437
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,368
Spermatozoa.
438
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,202
Balls.
439
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,572
Its nothing but penis,
tits talk.
440
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,908
Its disgusting.
441
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,409
Everything looks so good.
442
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,077
What do you think
youre gonna have?
443
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,513
Oh, pasta.
Ah‐huh.
444
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,582
When are you going to start
preparing for the pageant?
445
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,417
Soon. Dont rush.
446
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,085
Well, its coming now.
If its soon, then you
447
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:56,189
shouldnt be ordering
a big bowl of pasta.
448
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,890
I can order whatever I want.
449
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,625
Its not here yet.
450
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,427
I got started in high school
451
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,261
with pageantry.
452
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,730
Winning Miss Rhode Island
Teen USA
453
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:08,067
was my biggest dream
at that point in my life.
454
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,735
I just want
that feeling again,
455
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,604
and thats why I want to go
for Miss Rhode Island USA.
456
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,707
So we do the pageant,
and then what comes next?
457
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,409
Baby, or...
458
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,545
Lets get going on this.
The thing is with the pageant
459
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:23,216
is that I only have a small
window to do it, basically.
460
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,319
So this year Im going all out.
461
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,787
My other dream is to, also,
462
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,455
get married to Matt.
463
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,990
You definitely cant be married
464
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,392
and be Miss Rhode Island
because its Miss.
465
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,995
Thats, unfortunately,
a really, really big conflict.
466
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:41,968
So I want to win before I have
to say goodbye to my pageant
career forever.
467
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,604
This is it. After that...
Yeah, this is
the last hoorah, girl.
468
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,273
...youre gonna buckle down,
youre gonna get yourself
knocked up.
469
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,277
This is a very long time away.
470
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,478
[gasps]
I need a ring,
471
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,180
[gasps]
I need a wedding first.
472
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,115
Hopefully I win,
accomplish my goal,
473
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,917
and then worry
about having children
474
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,352
and stuff like that.
475
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,953
All right. So lets get
this [bleep] over with.
476
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,488
[bleep], this is my dream.
477
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,758
It is your dream,
but my dream is to have
a grandchild.
478
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,493
Youre gonna get your dream.
479
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,429
Just not now.
Im still young.
480
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,266
My mom pressuring me
about having a baby,
481
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,667
its about her getting older
482
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,502
and how she might not have
a grandchild.
483
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,970
Ladies, here we are.
484
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,673
Yes, that is mine.
Thank you.
485
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,143
You got plenty of time
on the clock.
486
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:27,647
So lets get going on this.
487
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,682
Ive been following you
for so long,
488
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,984
and I just wanted
to come say hi.
Oh, thank you.
489
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,320
I havent been to an event yet,
and Ive been dying to go.
490
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,688
Dont die to go, hon.
491
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,863
Im excited. I cant wait
for you to see Mom.
492
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,331
Im psyched.
493
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,900
I want the uniform reveal
to be a big spectacle.
494
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:48,968
There you go.
Thank you.
495
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,136
Youre welcome, go ahead.
496
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,370
Ladies, ladies.
497
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,872
Angela was the biggest
train wreck,
498
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,142
so she needs to be the
one to be the model tonight.
499
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,612
Oh, who set this table here?
500
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,481
Well, I just like everything
straight.
501
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,017
Hi. Im sorry to interrupt.
502
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,886
I just wanted to come say hello.
503
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,921
Ive been following you
for so long,
504
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,890
and I just wanted
to come say hi.
Oh, thank you.
505
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,759
I havent been to an event yet,
but Ive been dying to go.
506
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,561
Dont die to go, hon.
507
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,196
Well either catch you here
in the physical world,
508
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,432
or well catch you when
youre on the other side.
509
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,068
Yes, awesome. Thank you so
much. So nice to meet you.
Oh, youre very welcome,
510
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,269
Thank you. Oh, shes cute.
511
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,770
Oh, shes nice.
512
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,439
[Angela]
Thank God we finally got here,
huh?
513
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:27,773
[Alexa]
I know, it smells
so good in here.
514
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,241
[Angela]
Ah, it smells so nice.
515
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,344
Oh, look. Moms here,
Moms here.
516
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,412
Oh, my God.
517
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,947
[squeals]
[Rod]
Oh, my God.
518
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,116
Hi.
519
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,451
You look so good, Mom.
520
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,786
[Rod]
Oh, look at the jacket.
521
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,356
You look like you fell down
from heaven.
522
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:46,626
[Angela]
Im feeling very happy
523
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,628
because I look [bleep]
expensive,
524
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,962
but Im still Angie
from the block.
525
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,731
Look at Rod,
he cant take his eyes off her.
526
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,366
I know, my God, I know
what youre doing tonight.
527
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,800
Rod, what do you think, Rod?
Come on.
528
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,902
Mom, inappropriate.
529
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,375
Wearing uniforms is going
to improve everything.
530
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:03,809
The uniforms
that he picked out
531
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,978
are the most ridiculous
things youve ever seen.
532
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,647
I wanted a lot of gold.
533
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,316
Team Fraser with
the Matt Fraser font.
534
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,450
[Maria]
Its not professional.
535
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,318
Its [bleep] ugly.
536
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:13,419
Turn around.
537
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,421
This is whats on our t‐shirts.
538
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:16,989
I actually kinda like
the crystal wings
539
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,659
on the back, um, if it wasnt
on a [bleep] jacket.
540
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,627
Its like the mullet
of jackets.
541
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,796
Its like business in the front
and then party in the back.
542
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,631
I hate it.
543
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,966
[Matt]
These are our new uniforms.
544
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,401
No more slippers.
545
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,670
[Sharon]
I am all for it.
[Matt] Fraser fabulous.
546
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,638
With these uniforms
were creating a brand.
547
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,839
Fraser fabulous.
548
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,141
Fraser fabulous.
549
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,242
Not involved.
550
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,344
[all]
Fraser fabulous.
551
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,813
I know how powerful
my gift is.
552
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,181
The sky is the limit,
553
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,449
and I talk to dead people,
554
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,151
so we can go even
further than that.
555
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,452
Fraser fabulous.
556
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:47,687
Come on, Maria.
Fraser fabulous.
557
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,488
What are you opening up
over there?
558
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,956
No, I cant.
559
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,825
Whats wrong
with my [bleep] family?
560
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:56,195
People say to me all the time,
"You are such a good looking
man."
561
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,530
Youre so humble, Matt.
562
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,265
I am [bleep] good looking,
Im sorry.
563
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,866
Okay.
564
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,768
Your mothers got the girdle on
when Im connecting.
565
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,204
Shes like me.
I just got myself a pair
of mens Spanx.
566
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,706
Oh‐ho.
567
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,207
I dont care if they
call me a scam artist,
568
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,043
but if they [bleep] call me fat,
Im gonna [bleep] cry.
569
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,812
Im doing the pageant,
again, this year.
570
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,548
[man]
Maybe we can get Matt
and you together.
571
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,982
Theres another pageant queen
in the house
572
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,217
that Im trying
to compete with.
573
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,685
I am royalty.
574
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,287
Were the Frasers,
were checking in.
575
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,856
My family working with me is
the biggest pain in the ass.
576
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,392
Lick‐a‐my‐balls.
577
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:27,793
Let me in, its your mother.
578
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:28,594
Is that our door?
579
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,329
Moms moving back
to Rhode Island.
580
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,565
This is, like,
a little bit too close.
581
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,700
That was a little
too far away.
582
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,869
Dad doesnt get fully what I do.
583
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,903
No one does.
584
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:38,771
My father is a skeptic.
585
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,406
I dont want to hear
that kind of crap.
586
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:41,741
We are polar opposites.
587
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,576
I have to go up the side
of a [bleep] mountain,
588
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,077
like Brokeback Mountain.
589
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,413
You never saw
Brokeback Mountain, did you?
590
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,848
I want to propose to Alexa.
591
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,516
Wow, can you believe
this [bleep]?
592
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,853
[laughs] Not like that.
I think I ripped
my scrotum.
593
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,223
I cant believe Matthew
trusts all these idiots
to, like, not blow this.
594
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,024
Dont go into bitch mode.
I dont know.
595
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,392
I live in bitch mode.
596
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,094
[Matt]
Theres a major problem.
597
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,764
What?
598
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,433
Im praying that my parents
dont [bleep] this up.
599
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,869
What is going on?
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