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( Horn honking )
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I'm Alex Mack.
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I was just an average kid
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until an accident
changed my life.
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And since then...
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Nothing's been the same.
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( Zapping )
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My best friend Ray
thinks it's cool.
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My sister Annie
thinks I'm a science project.
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I can't let anyone else know.
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Not even my parents.
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I know the Chemical Plant
wants to find me
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and turn me into
some experiment.
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But you know something?
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I guess
I'm not so average anymore.
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( Squealing )
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( Squealing, grunting )
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( Squealing )
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Whoa, whoa, pig!
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Hey! Wait!
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Boy: You guys ready
to ride those pigs?
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Yeah, vote for Eric Brooks!
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Hey, Ray, is it me
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or did I almost get
run over by a pig?
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It's Eric Brooks
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giving away
free pig rides again.
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To sucker people into voting
for him for class president.
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Again?
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They should make him
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president for life--
he never loses.
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Eric:
A vote for Eric Brooks
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is a vote for fun!
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Who's next?
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I can't believe
everyone falls
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for the same stunts
every year.
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Nobody even tries
to run against him.
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Why don't you
run against him?
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Oh, great idea, Ray.
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I get up before
the whole school
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and start to glow.
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No, we need someone
smart and popular.
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Yeah.
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Someone with a great
personality and smile.
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I'm not running
against Eric Brooks.
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( Bell rings )
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Come back here after school
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for more pig rides!
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( Clapping, cheering )
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( Pig grunting )
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Forget that.
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Come on, Ray.
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Mrs. Mack:
Canceled?!
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( Both laughing )
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Shh!
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Why would they cancel?
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Oh! All right, well, listen
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if something comes up would you
give me a call, please?
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Thanks, bye.
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Paradise valley's art committee
has canceled their benefit.
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The company has
no project for me
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to work on now.
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Good! This will give you
a chance to relax.
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You deserve it.
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Yeah, it'll be nice
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to have you home.
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Well, the garage
does need cleaning
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and the bedroom
could use paint.
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No, no major projects.
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No cleaning,
no painting.
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I just want you
to take it easy.
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I suppose I could
always just catch up
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on some...
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Reading.
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( Laughs awkwardly )
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Girl ( With heavy accent ):
All of us take for granite
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what make our school great.
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Not "takes for granite."
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Takes for granted.
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Oh, right, granted.
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We cannot expect others
to help make our school better.
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We must do it ourselves.
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Excellent.
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I have what it take
to be a leader.
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I will be a good president
for all the students.
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I am Paulina Rubka.
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Slam dunk!
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( Clapping )
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You wanted someone to run
against Eric Brooks?
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There you go.
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Good work, just keep
practicing right here.
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We're going to run
an aggressive campaign.
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She's got
incredible spirit.
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Why aren't you running?
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Oh, no way.
I'm too controversial.
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I ruffle feathers
and tell it like it is.
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The voting public
hates that.
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Yeah, but do
you really think
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Paulina has a chance?
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Paulina has what it takes
to be a great class president.
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I mean,
she works hard
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loves democracy
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and she knows
what's best
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for the school...
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But to win?
I don't know.
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But she won't pander to
the lowest common denominator
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like Eric does.
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We're going to
canvass hallways--
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wish us luck.
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Good luck.
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Ray, I can't believe
you're just going
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to sit here
and let this happen.
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Paulina has no chance.
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Me? There are 111 other kids
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that could run against Eric.
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Why don't you
run against him?
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Me? Nah.
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I'm still new
in town
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and most kids
still don't like me.
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Maybe next year.
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Ray, you're the one.
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Who complained about the cold
potatoes in the cafeteria?
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Well, I did.
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And who's
always protesting
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'cause the outdoor basketball
courts don't have nets?
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Well, Ray does.
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And who did
Miss Clark say
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was funniest in class?
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I am-- I mean, me, but I think
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it was the biggest clown
in class.
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Yeah.
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And who has
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the nicest smile
in the eighth grade?
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You do present
a convincing case.
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There comes a time
in a person's life
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when he has to stand up
for what's right-- and, Ray
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that time is now.
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Everybody, everybody!
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I'm proud to announce
I'm running for president
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of the eighth grade class
at Danielle Atron Junior High.
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( Cheering and applause )
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Kids ( Chanting: )
Raymond! Raymond!
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Raymond! Raymond! Raymond...
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Ray:
Make it a Ray day.
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Vote for Ray Alvarado.
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Make it a Ray day.
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Here you go. Got one?
Take two.
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Raymond Alvarado.
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What's up,
Eric?
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What are you doing?
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He's running
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for president.
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What's it look like? Flyer?
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Well, can't you talk, Ray?
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I think you're in
over your head.
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You know,
a president has to be able
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to stand on his own two feet.
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Well, I'm not the one
giving people pig rides, Eric.
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( Laughing )
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And I can talk just fine.
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You'll have
your chance, Ray.
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You'll have your chance Friday,
when we give our speeches.
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We're all anxious to hear
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what Ray Alvarado has to say,
aren't we?
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Alex:
Don't worry about him, Ray.
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Face it, Ray--
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I'm going to take you down.
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We'll see about that.
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I can't believe you're
running against us.
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How could you?
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Couldn't you have
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come to me first?
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We could've all gotten
behind Paulina.
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No offense,
but Paulina has no chance.
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I know she's smart
and has great ideas...
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But you think
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this election is about pig rides
and personality!
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And you?
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I don't even want
to talk to you!
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( Quietly ):
What?
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( Mascot's antennas boinging )
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Okay, Ray.
Why do you think
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you're fit to be
our school president?
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Tell us about
your track record.
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Last year I anchored
the 440 relay
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and set a seventh
grade record
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in the 60-yard dash.
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Cut... cut!
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Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
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Ray, we discussed this.
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Issues, Ray, issues.
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What about more school dances,
shorter school days?
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Hey, look
what I've got.
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Louis, we're way
behind here.
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Read this-- Eric's
playing serious hardball.
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"Poll shows that half
of the student body
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can't identify
Paulina rubka"?
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No, no, not that.
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Here. Look at that.
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"Presidential hopeful
Raymond Alvarado
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cried at the lion king."
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I did not!
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Yes, you did.
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But why are they
writing about it?
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Eric's buddy, tino,
is on the newspaper.
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Keep reading--
it even says
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Raymond's middle name
is "Filbert."
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Filbert
is a family name.
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Let me see that!
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Hey, where did he get
this information from?
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This stuff's personal.
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Ballet lessons?!
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I never took ballet lessons.
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It was a movement class!
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Filbert. Wow.
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You're going to have
to prepare yourself
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for dirty tricks.
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We knew Eric
wouldn't play fair.
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What should we do?
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We don't have
to do anything.
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We'll win
this election
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fair and square,
on the issues.
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Besides, kids
don't believe
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what they read in
the school newspaper.
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She's right, Filbert,
nobody does.
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It's really funny
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but nobody believes it.
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Besides, who cares
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if you cried
at the lion king?
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It shows
you're sensitive
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and that's good!
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Now let's finish
your commercial.
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( Sighs )
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Come.
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No, no, I got it.
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Action!
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Okay, Ray,
why do you think
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you're fit to be
our class president?
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Tell us about
your track record.
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I wasn't crying.
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Cut!
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( Oven bell rings )
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Mrs. Mack:
I had a few extra minutes
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after I finished
the girls' room
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so I whipped this up.
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I hope you like it!
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Doesn't
exactly sound
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like Mom took it
too easy today.
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Ta-da!
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Wow!
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( Catching breath )
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You just whipped that up?
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And I made two sauces.
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One's thai curry
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one's apricot.
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But I thought
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you were going to read
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no congas,
no clarinets?
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What can I say, honey?
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There's just so much
to do around here!
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( Laughs )
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Alex: Ray Alvarado
is a man of the people.
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Vote for Ray Alvarado
this Friday
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and shake hands with the future
of Atron Junior High.
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( Applause )
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Well done, Ray, well done.
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Our next political commercial
belongs to Paulina.
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( Patriotic music playing )
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Nicole: Throughout history,
change has never been easy.
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It takes courage,
strength and vision.
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Paulina Rubka has all those
qualities and more.
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I am Paulina Rubka.
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I know what it will take
to make our school better.
274
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I will fight for you
to bring you the things you want
275
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to Danielle Atron Junior High.
276
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,120
Won't you join me?
277
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Vote for me for class president.
278
00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,280
Slam dunk!
279
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,640
Very nice, Paulina
( Applause )
280
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,280
Very nice.
281
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,960
Okay, and our last spot
belongs to Eric.
282
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,160
Man: Ray Alvarado claims to be
one of the best basketball players
283
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,560
in the eighth grade.
284
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:07,600
Fact: Ray spent most of his time
on the bench.
285
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:15,240
Ray Alvarado claimed a 98%
on-time paper delivery record.
286
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,720
Fact: An internal company
survey showed him
287
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,720
with a 40% in-the-gutter factor.
288
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,160
Ray Alvarado told people
289
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,360
he was destined to be
a professional musician.
290
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,040
Fact: Ray quit the saxophone
after four lessons.
291
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,840
( Playing poorly )
292
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,480
Ask yourself.
293
00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,960
Do you want Ray Alvarado
as your next school president?
294
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,880
( Sax continues
squeaking )
295
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,360
( Laughter )
296
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,240
( Applause )
297
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,720
( Bell rings )
298
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,320
Okay, don't forget
299
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,080
candidates' speeches,
ready noon tomorrow.
300
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,800
Sorry, Ray,
that was brutal.
301
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,800
Hey, Eric.
302
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,320
How come you couldn't
slam Paulina, too?
303
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,280
Paulina who?
304
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,080
How do you like
politics, Ray?
305
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,120
I was on the bench
306
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,800
because I pulled
my hamstring!
307
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,800
I never said
308
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,440
I'd be a professional
musician.
309
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,360
We're just stating
the facts.
310
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,440
You didn't have
to stoop so low.
311
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,000
Listen to you crybabies.
312
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,080
This is politics.
313
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,240
If you can't take it
314
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,840
find another line of work.
315
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,840
If you think that was tough,
wait till my speech.
316
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,040
I want him, Alex
317
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,120
and I don't care
what it takes.
318
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,120
Easy, Ray.
319
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,960
What is it?
320
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,520
Ray:
Can we say we found it open?
321
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,880
Would that be wrong?
322
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:56,120
Alex: Well, it would be
wrong for you to look at it.
323
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,280
But I think it would be
all right if I looked it over.
324
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,680
I mean,
because we can't trust Eric.
325
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,440
Tell me if he plans
to let out more secrets.
326
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,080
I want my third grade
report card kept quiet.
327
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,200
What's it say?
328
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,560
Very interesting.
329
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,080
He wants each student
to be able to veto
330
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,080
one teacher per semester.
331
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,600
Vote a teacher?
332
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,840
What does that mean?
333
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:23,160
It means if you get, like,
Krantz for chemistry
334
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,320
you vote him and the school
gives you another teacher.
335
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,360
Wow.
336
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,920
What a great idea!
337
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,840
No, it's not.
338
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,600
It is, but it'll never happen.
339
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,200
But it makes him sound good
by offering it.
340
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,480
Let me see that.
341
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,840
He also wants to allow students
342
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,200
to call teachers
by their first names.
343
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,360
What do you think?
344
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,480
I kind of like it.
345
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,760
Ray, think about it.
346
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,800
He's promising things
that'll never happen.
347
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,800
That's how real politicians
get elected.
348
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,400
Maybe we should, too.
349
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,520
You're right.
350
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,400
It's the only way
to beat him.
351
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,520
Ours can't compete
with that stuff.
352
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,520
He's just offering
easy answers.
353
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,040
You'll offer
easier ones.
354
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,320
This is great, Alex.
355
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,720
I want to
make him pay.
356
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,240
If it wasn't Eric Brooks
357
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,440
I never would've opened
his speech.
358
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,720
But we had to
for the school's good.
359
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,120
( Laughter )
360
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,720
( Computer beeps )
361
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,440
Aw.
362
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,880
( Bang )
363
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,360
Oh, I'm okay!
364
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,200
I just dropped the mallet.
365
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,160
The mallet?
366
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,320
What's she doing with a mallet?
367
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,600
She's cracking coconuts
for tomorrow's breakfast.
368
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,800
Something she calls
"breakfasts of the world."
369
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,960
Oh, Dad, can't we stop her?
370
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,880
I've been through this before.
371
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,400
We just have to let it
run its course.
372
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,720
Mrs. Mack: You guys are
going to love breakfast.
373
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,360
Can I sit here with you?
374
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,360
Sure.
375
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,680
( Sighs )
376
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,680
You know,
I don't miss work a bit.
377
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,720
( Chuckles )
378
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,440
Ray: I have a dream for
all junior high students
379
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,640
regardless of grade, height,
or G.P.A.
380
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,560
To enjoy a gourmet cafeteria
and all it offers.
381
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:12,200
I'm talking about a wide variety
of pizzas available daily
382
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,840
and a ban on that roast beef
stringy stuff
383
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,280
they serve on Tuesdays.
384
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,240
( Clapping )
385
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,520
This is great, Ray.
386
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,200
When Eric hears it,
he'll have no place to hide.
387
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,840
But is calling the principal
by his first name pushing it?
388
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,280
Mort's a funny name--
it's worth votes.
389
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,200
Aloha, Ray.
390
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,200
I know it's a big day
for you
391
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,040
but would you like
to join us
392
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,360
for a polynesian breakfast?
393
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,320
Why not?
394
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,440
This way.
395
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,800
Aloha, Ray.
396
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,640
Welcome to the Islands.
397
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,840
Mrs. Mack:
Okay, sit.
398
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,680
Mom, can I just have oatmeal?
399
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:51,480
Alex, I'm trying to expand
your horizons beyond oatmeal.
400
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,160
This is part of your mother's
401
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,200
"breakfasts of the world"
series.
402
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,640
Mrs. Mack:
Okey-dokey.
403
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,880
Who wants to try
some poi?
404
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,200
Oh!
405
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,720
Paulina: Coming from eastern
Europe, I know what it means
406
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,760
to fight
for what you believe in.
407
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:15,120
We need a dialogue between
students, teachers, and parents.
408
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,600
Only when we communicate
is real change possible.
409
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,560
My name is Paulina.
410
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,960
Slam dunk!
411
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,320
( Applause )
412
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,480
Wow,
she's really good.
413
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,400
I asked her to drop "slam dunk"
but she really believes in it.
414
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,960
Nicole, I feel terrible.
415
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,120
I don't have a real campaign
416
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,560
and stand for nothing.
417
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,040
We wanted to beat Eric.
418
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,400
I didn't think Paulina
could win.
419
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,680
Sorry, Nicole.
420
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,840
It's okay, guys.
421
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,920
As long as someone beats Eric,
I'll be happy.
422
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,080
Oh, you were great!
423
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,040
Thank you!
424
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,000
Good job.
425
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,320
Thanks.
426
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,920
Good luck to you,
Raymond.
427
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:54,880
Slam dunk.
428
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,040
Thanks, Paulina.
429
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,440
Slam dunk to you,
too.
430
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,680
Excuse me
while I go to the lavatory.
431
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,240
Better come back.
432
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,240
How's she doing?
433
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,520
Oh, she's doing fine.
434
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,520
But I'm losing my faith
in the political process.
435
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,080
Let's work
on your acceptance speech.
436
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,040
Great speech!
437
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,000
Thanks, bye.
438
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,640
Good luck!
439
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,680
( Clears throat )
440
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,400
Did you guys find my fake speech
all right?
441
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,480
What are you talking about?
442
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,320
You don't think
I'd base my whole platform
443
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,520
on vetoing teachers and calling
them by their first names?
444
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,400
Ray's going to look
like such an idiot.
445
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,520
You probably spent hours
preparing a speech to burn me.
446
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,600
That's why I dropped it
near you.
447
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,080
Woman: Our next
candidate is Eric Brooks.
448
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,040
( Applause )
449
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,000
Ray?
450
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
( Applause )
451
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,400
Annie:
Dad...
452
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,720
Can we talk?
453
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,840
Sure, honey,
what's on your mind?
454
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,720
I love Mom.
455
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,360
I know you do.
456
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,160
But she is
driving me crazy.
457
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,120
Me, too.
458
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,200
She means well.
459
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,440
It's just that she's
very disciplined
460
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,080
and used to putting
energy into her work.
461
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,720
Well, whatever,
but could you talk to her?
462
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,720
I guess so.
463
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,560
Do you want me to go
with you?
464
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,600
Sure.
465
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,640
Okay.
466
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,000
Well, uh, you're
not doing anything.
467
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,560
I'm reading.
468
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,760
But you're not...
469
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,400
Cooking and cleaning? No.
470
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,640
First, there's nothing
left to clean
471
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,280
and, second,
I was driving you guys nuts.
472
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,920
How did you know?
473
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,960
You all went screaming
474
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,600
from the room every time
I entered.
475
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,760
It wasn't as bad
as all that.
476
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,280
Yes, it was.
477
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,400
But that's okay.
478
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,960
Donna called me...
The art benefit is on.
479
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,600
I'm back at work tomorrow.
480
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,880
I guess there's no more
"breakfasts of the world"?
481
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,680
No, just plain old Mom again.
482
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,480
Fine. That's okay.
483
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,880
By the way
484
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,600
we could all learn
to relax more
485
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,680
Don't you think?
486
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,040
You're right, honey.
487
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,360
We could all take a page
from Alex's book.
488
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,040
Now, she knows
how to relax.
489
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,560
Is he in there?
490
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,680
No.
491
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,800
You go that way.
492
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,920
If you see him
493
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,960
Don't let him
on that stage
494
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,960
until he talks to me first.
495
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,000
Eric: I'd like to
congratulate Paulina and Ray
496
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,400
for their campaigns.
497
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,480
At another school
498
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,200
they may have been
mistaken
499
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,680
for serious candidates.
500
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,120
But at Danielle Atron
Junior High School
501
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,000
it's obvious they aren't.
502
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,120
( Laughter )
503
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,440
Where's my campaign manager?
504
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,720
I don't know, Ray.
505
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,720
Just relax and be yourself.
506
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,320
No, being myself
doesn't always work for me.
507
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,440
Ray, good luck.
508
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,920
One of us must stop Eric.
509
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,920
...and should I win,
you can expect my victory party
510
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,960
to top anything
we've done before.
511
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,400
Thanks for your support!
512
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,760
( Applause )
513
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,120
We're going to
wait inside.
514
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,560
Calm down, she'll be here.
515
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,120
( Applause )
516
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:58,520
And now, for our third
and final candidate...
517
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,320
Raymond Alvarado.
518
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,520
( Applause )
519
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,880
Thank you, thank you.
520
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,080
Thanks, Carol.
521
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,880
Boys and girls, Phyllis,
Carol and Mort.
522
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,920
( Tittering )
523
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,360
I'd like
to talk to you
524
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,600
about how the teachers
have an unfair advantage
525
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,280
over the students
at Atron Junior High.
526
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,760
I think it's time
for the students
527
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,080
to give them
528
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,040
a report card every semester.
529
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,160
( Applause )
530
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,240
Oh, no.
531
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,920
Ray Alvarado.
532
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,200
Ray!
533
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,120
Raymond!
534
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,520
( Applause )
535
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,160
( Continuing speech )
536
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,880
( Applause )
537
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,640
Ray, Ray...
538
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,080
Kill the speech.
539
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,440
Eric set us up.
540
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,520
He did?
541
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,480
Kill the speech.
542
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,440
Kill the speech!
543
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,360
But you know no one will ever
give us that stuff.
544
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,080
So don't get excited.
545
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,120
I just said it
as a joke.
546
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,040
But that just comes to show you
547
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,480
how we have all been fooled
in the past.
548
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,280
In fact, let's face it.
549
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,560
Paulina's the only candidate
who really wants to help us.
550
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,600
Eric gives you
pig rides and parties.
551
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,880
I would like
552
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,440
to throw my support to her.
553
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,560
Paulina...
554
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,640
come up to the stage.
555
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,160
( Cheering and applause )
556
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,800
( Cheering )
557
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,320
Slam Dunk.
558
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,320
Slam Dunk!
559
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,720
( Cheering )
560
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,520
It didn't work, did it?
561
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,440
Eric's still the president.
562
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,600
Maybe, but it takes time to
change the system.
563
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,760
At least Paulina made it close.
564
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,200
How's she taking it?
565
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,480
Are you kidding?
566
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,920
She's already planning
for next year's campaign.
567
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,040
And you?
568
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,040
Me? I'm retired
from politics.
569
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,080
Getting one vote
570
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,400
didn't exactly
boost my confidence.
571
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,200
Good thing
I paid Louis back
572
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,640
that five I owed him.
573
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,400
I would have been
shut out.
574
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,000
So, you want to go
to Eric's party?
575
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,760
Yeah, I never ridden
a camel before.
576
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,040
Me neither.
577
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,160
Let's go.
578
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,840
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