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[theme song playing]
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♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪
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♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪
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♪ Crushing it side by side
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♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪
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♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪
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♪ Wow!
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[grunts]
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Calling it now...
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-Lady Hamsters ain't losing
a game this season...
-Whoo-hoo!
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...with Diana on the team!
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-[grunts]
-Boom! She's going to crush it
tomorrow on debate team.
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The other day, the topic was
"paper or plastic."
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Diana shut everyone down
with reusable canvas bags!
Yeah! Pow!
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Dudes! She's my science fair
partner on Wednesday!
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We're gonna kill it with some
crazy ancient Greek alchemy!
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Bam!
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Ooh! Ooh! And on Thursday,
she's gonna lead
the marching band
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into leading the football team
to world domination!
Kapowee!
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Oh, yeah?
Well, she's gonna bring down
the house as Juliet
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in the spring play on Friday.
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My directing debut will be
an absolute triumph!
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-Ba-ba-ba-boom!
-[Diana grunts]
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-[buzzer sounds]
-[everyone cheering]
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-Go, Diana!
-[all cheering]
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Diana's got the week
of her life ahead of her.
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I mean, can anything stop her?
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[grunts]
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-[door opens]
-[gasps]
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♪ When he walks in
I can barely breathe ♪
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♪ He's so beautiful
Beyond belief ♪
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[all gasp]
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What?
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Way to jinx it, Karen.
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Me?
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-[crowd gasping]
-Ooh!
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[all] Aww!
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-[thuds]
-Ow!
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-[thudding]
-[crowd gasping]
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[buzzer sounds]
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So, that happened.
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[Jessica] Diana? Diana?
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[groaning]
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Incoming!
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[gasping]
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What... What happened?
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You were being totally amazing
like usual, and then
that boy walked in,
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and suddenly,
you were being totally
not amazing!
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Boy? You mean... Steve?
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Incredibly handsome, alluring,
more-beautiful-than-Adonis,
Steve?
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Uh, yeah,
I guess that was him.
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But why would Steve
affect my performance?
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I barely know him.
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He's only the first boy
I ever saw when I arrived
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to the World of Man
from Themyscira.
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Oh, this is gonna be good.
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[Diana] After a long
and arduous journey
across the seven seas,
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I touched down on the sands
of this new world.
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-[grunts]
-[whistling]
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And there he was.
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Steve Trevor.
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Oh, hey, a nickel.
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[Diana] I had only heard
the legends...
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But to see
in real life... A boy...
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Naturally, I offered him
my hand in friendship.
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It was quite congenial.
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[laughing embarrassingly]
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It is no large deal.
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It's no big deal.
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-Yes. That.
-[Steve] Hey, Diana.
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I thought that was you
in the game.
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Great to see you again.
And your pals here, too. Hi.
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[giggling]
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[all] Hi.
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Hey, listen, since we're buds
and all, I wanted to share
the big news.
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I didn't get into the military
academy like I wanted,
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so it looks like I'll be
right here at Metropolis High
with all of you!
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[chuckles] Go Hamsters!
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[giggles] Hamsters!
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[all] Go Hamsters.
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Well, I better be off.
Lots of extracurriculars
to check out. See you later!
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Oh, great game, Diana.
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[giggling] Your game is--
okay, Steve, bye.
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[stuttering]
Okay, later, 'k?
I don't know. Whatever.
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[swoons]
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[grunts]
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Wait, oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, oh! Oh, no! [yells]
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This is not good.
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The Amazons prepared her
for everything.
Except talking to boys.
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I remember my first crush.
It was brutal.
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[gasps] Do you know
what this means?
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Steve Trevor is
Diana's Kryptonite.
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Hey, guys,
let's get one thing straight:
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Kryptonite is Kryptonite.
It's extremely painful,
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and awful, and that dude
is not Kryptonite.
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Besides, this is Diana Prince
we're talking about.
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-She can handle anything.
-[grunting]
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[yells]
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Oh!
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And so, just as a battalion
of warriors must approach
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an enemy encampment
via an over-ground pass,
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so, too, must toilet paper
hang in the over position.
Thank you.
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[all cheering]
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Got this
in the reusable bag, suckas!
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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♪ Can't find the words For how he's making me feel ♪
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♪ Could this be...
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Well, gee, I guess
I don't really have
strong opinions
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on how you hang
your toilet paper.
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If you're an "over"
kind of guy,
who am I to judge?
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But if you're an "under" dude,
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well, you know,
that's okay, too.
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[dopey giggling and clapping]
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Oh, Steve, I have never heard
such eloquence.
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You're so smart.
Is he not smart, everyone?
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[crickets chirping]
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[boy coughs]
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-I concede.
-[screams]
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[Diana] It was noble Hemera,
goddess of the daytime,
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who bestowed
the Philosopher's Stone
upon my people.
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We honor the shining light
of her sun
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by transforming
the base metal of our armor
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into pure, shimmering gold.
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This is incredible!
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With your knowledge of ancient
chemical processes,
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we'e totally gonna win!
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Uh, Diana.
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Uh, Diana.
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♪ Can it be, really real
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♪ Is it love...
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[explosion]
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-[all screaming]
-[coughing]
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[dopey giggling]
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-[wheezing]
-[sighs]
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[cheering]
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[band playing]
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[whistles]
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♪ In his eyes, do I see love?
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♪ Or just surprise
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-[Diana whistling]
-[band playing]
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-[crashing]
-[cat screeches]
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[whistling]
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[dogs barking in distance]
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[soft murmuring in audience]
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O, Romeo, Romeo!
Wherefore art thou, Romeo!
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-She's amazing.
-[Diana] Deny thy father...
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-This play is amazing.
-[Diana] ...and refuse
thy name.
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I'm amazing!
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-[whispering]
-What?
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But he's supposed to be
on stage right now!
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Unacceptable!
You call these pantaloons?
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If I cannot play
an authentic Romeo,
I shall play none at all!
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[scoffs]
Who needs you, anyway?
I've got Diana.
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And an understudy. Garth?
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Garth, where are you?
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-[Steve] Garth is sick.
-[both gasp]
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Under-understudy
Steve Trevor
reporting for duty.
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[Steve whistling]
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Remind me to banish Garth
to the 27th dimension.
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Romeo, doff thy name,
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and for that name,
which is no part of thee,
take all myself.
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[squeaky footsteps approaching]
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Um, I take thee at thy word.
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Call me but love...
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♪ Can't find the the words
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♪ For how he's making me feel
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♪ Can this be real?
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Kryptonite.
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-[grunts]
-[hisses]
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"With love's light wings
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-did I o'erperch
these walls..."
-♪ ...really real...
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"...for stony limits
cannot hold love out.
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And what love can do,
that dares love attempt."
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[softly] Uh, I think
we're supposed to kiss now.
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[makes kissing noise]
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-[kettle whistling]
-[explosion]
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[creaks]
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[Steve grunts]
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-[audience gasping]
-Look on the bright side.
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At least this week is over.
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I never wanted to love her,
Alexandra,
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-but she's the most important
thing to me now.
-[munching]
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-[groaning]
-The most important
thing to me ever.
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Oh, my goodness!
Diana, are you okay?
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[sighs] I do not know
what ails me.
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I cannot eat. I cannot sleep.
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And my stomach is full of
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something akin
to the fluttering
of butterflies.
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The cause of this illness
is a great mystery.
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That's it!
We're taking you out
and getting your mind...
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-[exclaims]
-...off of "Mr. More-beautiful-
than-Adonis."
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[all shout] Yeah!
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[brakes screech]
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[cat meowing]
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[gasps]
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[mumbling]
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Oh, hi, Diana.
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Hi, Diana.
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Hi, Diana.
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[echoing] Hi, Diana. Hi, Diana.
Oh, hi, Diana. Hi, Diana.
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-Hi, Diana.
-[cooing]
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[giggling]
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Incoming!
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Is this how she's gonna be
from now on?
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-I don't know. Hey, Kara...
-[bucket thuds]
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Is this what happens
to Kryptonians,
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-when they're repeatedly
overexposed to--
-[grunts and yells]
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Gah! Stop with
the Kryptonite, already!
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-[Diana cooing]
-Come on, lady, snap out of it!
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You can't let some boy
do this to you!
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You're an Amazon warrior.
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You're Wonder Woman!
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You're literally a symbol
of female empowerment!
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Leave her alone, Kara!
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Poor Diana is entitled
to her feelings.
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This crush is natural
and normal.
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And she'll deal with it
on her own time,
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and in her own way.
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That's crazy, Steve.
I like vanilla, too.
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Or, we could just take
out Steve Trevor.
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-[all agree]
-Let's take him out.
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[whistling]
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[whistling]
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-[phone ringing]
-Hello?
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Jeepers, I got into
the Military Academy after all?
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-Neato! How about that?
-[disconnect line]
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[continues whistling]
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[keyboard clacking]
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What? I took him out.
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By hacking into
the Military Academy
and getting him accepted.
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What were you guys gonna do?
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-[grunting]
-[audience cheering]
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[buzzer sounds]
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[all cheering]
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Thank goodness we don't
have to worry about
that Steve Trevor guy anymore.
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You mean Steve Kryptonite?
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Let me explain this to you
one more time.
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It's simple.
Kryptonite is from
the planet Krypton!
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Come on, Diana, hurry up.
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I am nearly ready.
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[theme music playing]
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