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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,464 --> 00:00:16,383 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 2 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:19,219 ♪ And baby you can cock it 3 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,388 ♪ Put your finger on the trigger 4 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,097 ♪ Feel it getting bigger 5 00:00:23,098 --> 00:00:25,642 ♪ Move a little closer, let me stick it in your holster 6 00:00:25,976 --> 00:00:28,520 ♪ Let's do it 7 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:31,606 ♪ Shoot my bullet 8 00:00:31,941 --> 00:00:34,693 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 9 00:00:35,027 --> 00:00:37,654 ♪ And baby you can cock it 10 00:00:37,988 --> 00:00:39,614 ♪ It's got a 12-inch bang 11 00:00:39,949 --> 00:00:41,366 ♪ But you can make it ring 12 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:45,704 ♪ Blow me away, just give me a yank and let's do it 13 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:49,875 ♪ Shoot my bullet 14 00:00:50,209 --> 00:00:53,003 ♪ Will you blow up in my Levis 15 00:00:53,337 --> 00:00:57,837 ♪ You can feel my smokin'.45 16 00:01:02,137 --> 00:01:04,639 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 17 00:01:04,974 --> 00:01:08,060 ♪ And baby you can cock it 18 00:01:08,394 --> 00:01:10,687 ♪ Straight from undercover, but don't show it to mother 19 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:13,898 ♪ Looking for a stretcher, blow my ammunition away! 20 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:16,735 ♪ Ooh, let's do it 21 00:01:17,069 --> 00:01:19,988 ♪ Bite my bullet 22 00:01:20,322 --> 00:01:23,074 ♪ Well, you better start strippin' 23 00:01:23,409 --> 00:01:27,746 ♪ Or you're gonna get a pistol whippin' 24 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,378 - Well, Miss Devonshire, you must be awfully proud 25 00:01:35,713 --> 00:01:37,339 of the fact that one of your prize students, Didi, 26 00:01:37,673 --> 00:01:39,716 has graduated from the Academy with honors. 27 00:01:40,050 --> 00:01:41,592 Now she's been promoted up the force, 28 00:01:41,593 --> 00:01:43,511 out of the Academy, out of basic training. 29 00:01:43,846 --> 00:01:46,431 Oh, my hair, uh, good for her! 30 00:01:46,765 --> 00:01:48,366 Excuse me. 31 00:01:48,892 --> 00:01:50,935 - Uh, parole hearing is in there, miss. 32 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:55,232 - Uh no, I'm Didi's sister, Candy. 33 00:01:55,566 --> 00:01:56,941 - That's right, she just transferred here 34 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:58,526 this morning, didn't you? 35 00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:00,195 - And you must be Miss Devonshire. 36 00:02:00,529 --> 00:02:02,489 I'm so excited to meet you. 37 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,533 Andl I'm really looking forward to working my way 38 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:06,176 up the ladder here. 39 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:09,621 Didi's sister. 40 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:12,290 Well, that would explain it, why you're dressed like that. 41 00:02:12,624 --> 00:02:14,000 You're undercover as a hooker. 42 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,878 Uh, no, I've got a date. 43 00:02:25,637 --> 00:02:28,681 - Someone give that man a citation for all that racket! 44 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,393 - Oh, he's here, I gotta go, bye! 45 00:02:31,727 --> 00:02:33,328 Bye. 46 00:02:45,783 --> 00:02:47,910 Oh, Miss Devonshire, I have some paperwork 47 00:02:48,243 --> 00:02:50,828 I'd like you organize for me if you wouldn't mind. 48 00:02:51,163 --> 00:02:52,705 You might just check for punctuation, 49 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,749 spelling, grammar, you know. 50 00:02:55,084 --> 00:02:56,209 While you're at it, why don't you, well, 51 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:59,254 just go ahead and retype the whole mess, okay? 52 00:02:59,588 --> 00:03:01,381 - And you need this by when, sir? 53 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:05,051 - Oh, I suppose first thing tomorrow morning is soon enough. 54 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,096 You know, you might also spice it up, give it a couple 55 00:03:07,429 --> 00:03:10,306 of your witty anecdotes here and there, all right? 56 00:03:10,641 --> 00:03:12,266 Oh, yeah, sir. 57 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:13,768 - Oh, Miss Devonshire, by the way, what have you heard 58 00:03:14,103 --> 00:03:17,022 about that prisoner that Holly's been watching? 59 00:03:17,356 --> 00:03:19,649 - Nothing yet, sir, but I'm sure she'll inform us 60 00:03:19,983 --> 00:03:21,985 as soon as she learns anything at all. 61 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:24,529 - Good, good, good, well, let's just hope 62 00:03:24,863 --> 00:03:28,491 that the things I've heard about prison are only rumors. 63 00:04:08,198 --> 00:04:10,033 Look, there she is! 64 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,454 - Whoo! - Yeah, all right! 65 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:15,956 Get away from me. 66 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,083 I mean it, get away from me! 67 00:04:20,377 --> 00:04:24,506 Stop, no, don't, I mean it, don't, no! 68 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:30,470 No, don't, no. 69 00:04:31,847 --> 00:04:34,474 Get away from me, get away from me! 70 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,575 For the last time, 71 00:04:41,565 --> 00:04:44,067 it's your turn to sweep up tonight. 72 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,201 Okay, scum, break it up! 73 00:05:02,794 --> 00:05:05,087 Oh, whoo, yeah! 74 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:10,886 - All right, time to get back in your cells! 75 00:05:19,228 --> 00:05:20,562 Yeah, you better watch that group. 76 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:25,108 They're known around here as the Rotten Apples. 77 00:05:25,442 --> 00:05:27,251 They're good for nothin'! 78 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:29,670 That's anything. 79 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:39,455 - I'm telling you, it was just like stabbing a pillow. 80 00:05:45,504 --> 00:05:47,714 - Listen, if I were you, I'd keep my voice down. 81 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,423 I heard a woman who got convicted 82 00:05:49,424 --> 00:05:51,134 for something she told her cellmate. 83 00:05:51,468 --> 00:05:54,762 - Yeah, and where's her cellmate now? 84 00:05:55,097 --> 00:05:56,765 Would you shut up in there? 85 00:05:57,099 --> 00:05:58,866 Yeah, and what's it to you? 86 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,406 - Did I ever tell you about my last cellmate? 87 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,159 I have this problem, I always hurt the person that I love. 88 00:06:16,493 --> 00:06:17,952 Oh, save it for later! 89 00:06:19,329 --> 00:06:20,788 - If I was to break out of here tonight, 90 00:06:20,789 --> 00:06:21,998 would you come with me? 91 00:06:21,999 --> 00:06:23,333 - What are you blabbering about now? 92 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:25,502 - You heard me, are you coming or not? 93 00:06:25,836 --> 00:06:27,170 - I don't think it's a very good idea. 94 00:06:27,504 --> 00:06:29,047 Just watch and see. 95 00:06:29,381 --> 00:06:31,299 Guard, guard, come quick! 96 00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:33,134 Who rattled your cage? 97 00:06:33,468 --> 00:06:35,511 - Listen, I need to make an urgent phone call. 98 00:06:35,846 --> 00:06:37,738 You and everyone else. 99 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:40,976 - No listen, listen, I'm a vice cop! 100 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:42,728 You're what, you're what? 101 00:06:43,061 --> 00:06:45,146 Nothing, nothing. 102 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,648 Guard, come quick, there's someone choking in here! 103 00:06:47,983 --> 00:06:49,442 - What are you talking about, there's nobody choking. 104 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:50,668 Oh, no? 105 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,076 Guard, wait, come back! 106 00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:00,829 - Oh, watching you like this gets me all hot and bothered. 107 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:02,831 Oh, get off of me! 108 00:07:07,336 --> 00:07:08,962 - What in the hell's going on here? 109 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,131 - I don't know, why don't you get a look at her? 110 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:12,732 You okay? 111 00:07:25,103 --> 00:07:27,688 - That's one down, now who's ready to go? 112 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:13,235 Oh, playing hard to get again. 113 00:08:14,611 --> 00:08:16,863 - These two are having too much fun, let 'em be. 114 00:08:17,823 --> 00:08:19,073 Hey, you! 115 00:08:19,074 --> 00:08:20,841 Hey, hey, hey! 116 00:08:22,452 --> 00:08:23,969 Hey! 117 00:08:26,456 --> 00:08:29,167 - All right, you girls have exactly five seconds 118 00:08:29,501 --> 00:08:32,295 to quit what you're doing and get back to your cells. 119 00:08:34,005 --> 00:08:37,091 Anyone left in the hallways will be severely penalized. 120 00:08:38,635 --> 00:08:39,969 Eat lead! 121 00:08:44,975 --> 00:08:46,058 I think we should go back. 122 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,643 Oh, shut up and follow me! 123 00:09:05,036 --> 00:09:07,288 Thanks, I couldn't have done it without you. 124 00:09:07,622 --> 00:09:08,539 Don't mention it. 125 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:10,750 Hey, stay right where you are! 126 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,685 Eat my dust! 127 00:09:38,153 --> 00:09:39,695 - Jeez, I don't know how you do it. 128 00:09:39,696 --> 00:09:41,113 You're right on time! 129 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,490 We need money fast. 130 00:09:42,491 --> 00:09:43,825 A bank teller machine. 131 00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:48,538 - You've gotta be kidding. 132 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,336 - Come back here with that newspaper 133 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:57,521 or I'll make a citizen's arrest! 134 00:10:03,595 --> 00:10:06,639 Oh, I hope I'm not late for the Home Shopping Club. 135 00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:12,520 Keep it down in there! 136 00:10:12,521 --> 00:10:14,481 Don't you know this is a family building? 137 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,875 Honestly. 138 00:10:19,236 --> 00:10:21,321 Don't I do enough while I am at work? 139 00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:25,866 A nice hot cup of coffee should sooth my nerves, 140 00:10:26,201 --> 00:10:29,370 then I can type this report and make my lunch for tomorrow. 141 00:10:35,085 --> 00:10:36,310 Oh! 142 00:10:37,712 --> 00:10:40,214 Out of milk again, wouldn't you know it. 143 00:10:45,262 --> 00:10:47,681 - Hi, it's me, Fantasia. 144 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,266 - You would not believe the day I just had. 145 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,227 That man I work for could drive anybody crazy. 146 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:55,621 That's nice. 147 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,690 - Uh, where do you keep the milk? 148 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,984 No, wait, the half-and-half. 149 00:11:01,152 --> 00:11:02,794 In the back case. 150 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:07,533 - Thanks, oh, and where do you keep the knee-high stockings? 151 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,413 - Over there next to the condoms. 152 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,307 Thank you. 153 00:11:21,256 --> 00:11:22,757 Perfect, just the place. 154 00:11:23,091 --> 00:11:24,316 Give me your coat. 155 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,777 Here you go. 156 00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:36,517 - Okay, I think I'm ready to make a large withdrawal. 157 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,070 Well, that should do it. 158 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,323 Oh, let me get a copy of today's paper. 159 00:11:52,495 --> 00:11:54,246 Now, I want you to give- 160 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,748 - Excuse me, miss, I was here first! 161 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,500 This will only take a minute. 162 00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:59,627 - You will have to wait your turn. 163 00:11:59,961 --> 00:12:01,295 Listen, I'm first! 164 00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:03,130 My mistake. 165 00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:04,673 Now you listen carefully. 166 00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:05,799 Yeah? 167 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,343 - I want you to empty out the cash register 168 00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:08,928 and put it in a paper bag. 169 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,431 - Yeah, yeah, uh, whatever you say. 170 00:12:13,308 --> 00:12:14,684 - And a bottle of wine that'll give me a good buzz. 171 00:12:15,018 --> 00:12:16,352 And don't give me no trouble. 172 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,899 You fool, I told you not to try anything! 173 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:25,319 - Look, I hope they lock you up and throw away the key. 174 00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:26,796 Why, you! 175 00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:33,578 - Now remember, first I handcuff you, you start to struggle, 176 00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:35,413 then I go for the nightstick. 177 00:12:35,747 --> 00:12:36,889 Got it. 178 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,278 Resisting arrest, huh? 179 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,640 Looks like you're gonna have to learn 180 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,893 about the long arm of the law. 181 00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:03,274 - Attention, a liquor store robbery 182 00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,568 has been reported Tujunga and Ahora Park. 183 00:13:05,902 --> 00:13:07,820 All officers in the area report at once. 184 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,697 The robber is suspected to be armed. 185 00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:12,491 - What the, that's just around the corner from here! 186 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,469 I'll be right there. 187 00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:19,932 Wait, come back! 188 00:13:26,923 --> 00:13:28,591 Hey, where's my wine? 189 00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:31,193 Uh, sorry. 190 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,598 - Good, now, if I get out of here 191 00:13:35,932 --> 00:13:39,936 without any more trouble, nobody's gonna get hurt. 192 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:41,537 None from me! 193 00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,648 Oh, it's your turn now, miss. 194 00:13:43,982 --> 00:13:46,067 Oh, thank you. 195 00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:47,192 Nobody move! 196 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,376 - Oh no! - Huh? 197 00:13:49,946 --> 00:13:52,031 - Vice cop, what's the problem here? 198 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,741 No problem here. 199 00:13:53,742 --> 00:13:56,035 You, see I'm robbing this store and I got me a hostage. 200 00:13:58,163 --> 00:13:59,847 Miss Devonshire! 201 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,500 You two know each other? 202 00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:05,419 - Oh, for God sakes, Candy, go back to your date 203 00:14:05,754 --> 00:14:07,630 and let this woman make a run for it. 204 00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,548 - Lady, you're coming with me right now! 205 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,509 Oh, please, we'll let you go. 206 00:14:12,927 --> 00:14:15,596 - The hell we will, you've got five seconds to let her go. 207 00:14:19,309 --> 00:14:20,643 Make me! 208 00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:23,020 - Quick, Candy, what was your last score 209 00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:24,438 on the firing range? 210 00:14:24,439 --> 00:14:26,274 Was it one out of six? 211 00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:29,276 Zero out of six. 212 00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:33,922 Oh God! 213 00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:36,050 Ahh! 214 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,889 - Ms. Devonshire, are you alright? 215 00:14:58,223 --> 00:14:59,223 - Candy, when will you ever learn 216 00:14:59,224 --> 00:15:00,767 proper police procedure? 217 00:15:01,893 --> 00:15:03,494 Miss, this is yours. 218 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:50,024 - Wait'll they get a load of me now! 219 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,205 You know Ms. Devonshire, 220 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:05,957 are you absolutely certain you're up to this? 221 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,416 If you're not I can certainly 222 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:08,876 conduct the ceremony. 223 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,836 I know it's a traumatizing thing 224 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,462 being taken hostage. 225 00:16:12,463 --> 00:16:13,380 Shut up! 226 00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:15,107 This is just what I need. 227 00:16:17,635 --> 00:16:19,136 Alright, everybody get your 228 00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:21,597 butts outside for the Field Day competition pronto! 229 00:16:30,899 --> 00:16:32,357 Field Day, great. 230 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,776 We were supposed to go to chapel today. 231 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,383 - Thank you all for attending the annual 232 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:01,804 Vice Officers Versus The Prisoners Field Day Event. 233 00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:03,889 This year the Commissioner and I 234 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,392 will be your judges. 235 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:10,771 Now let the competition begin. 236 00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:13,148 And remember, any prisoner winning her event 237 00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:16,486 receives a five day work furlough program. 238 00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:25,411 Ms. Devonshire, the inmate 239 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:26,995 you asked me to keep an eye on? 240 00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:28,455 She escaped last night. 241 00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:29,373 I tried to call you- 242 00:17:29,374 --> 00:17:30,999 I know she escaped, you idiot. 243 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,392 I was the one who, 244 00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:35,838 someone's watching us. 245 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,507 Now just a minute! 246 00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:40,885 This is the Vice Officer's refreshment table. 247 00:17:45,056 --> 00:17:46,598 Give me that hose! 248 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,949 Wait your turn! 249 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,606 - This is your refreshment table. 250 00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,317 Oh Holly! 251 00:17:57,318 --> 00:17:58,610 I have something very important 252 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,070 I want you to do at today's event. 253 00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:01,071 Really? 254 00:18:01,072 --> 00:18:02,114 Yes. 255 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,365 - Do you want me to be a commentator? 256 00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:07,866 - No, no, I want you to wear the helmet cam. 257 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,225 Perfect. 258 00:18:15,253 --> 00:18:19,340 - Now our first event is just a minute. 259 00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:22,843 Hurry up peeling those potatoes, 260 00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:24,345 we need these sacks for the race. 261 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,099 As I was saying, 262 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,603 our first event is the sack race. 263 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,396 Is everybody at the starting point? 264 00:19:25,239 --> 00:19:26,698 Woooo! 265 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,450 Great job, Kim! 266 00:19:28,451 --> 00:19:30,911 And in the first event that's 267 00:19:31,245 --> 00:19:33,455 Vice Academy 10 points! 268 00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:46,464 Prisoners, aw, a big goose egg. 269 00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:52,224 Congratulations. 270 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,558 Thank you! 271 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,185 - I heard you were a pro in the sack. 272 00:19:55,186 --> 00:19:56,453 Why you 273 00:19:59,107 --> 00:20:01,818 - Oh no no no, now girls, break it up now, 274 00:20:02,151 --> 00:20:03,610 it's just a competition! 275 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,406 Oh, Holly, careful with that helmet cam. 276 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,424 It's very expensive. 277 00:20:12,203 --> 00:20:15,956 - Now let's check that scoreboard one more time. 278 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,600 Oh my! 279 00:20:19,168 --> 00:20:20,460 It looks like the prisoners aren't 280 00:20:20,461 --> 00:20:21,728 trying very hard. 281 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,177 And the next event is charades! 282 00:20:34,142 --> 00:20:35,768 - Come on, come on, we're up next. 283 00:20:39,814 --> 00:20:41,774 Okay, look in the envelope. 284 00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:46,044 Good one. 285 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,344 Daisies? 286 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,890 Oh, is it picking flowers? 287 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:04,793 Very good! 288 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,842 - Congratulations, and if you win this event 289 00:21:09,177 --> 00:21:10,802 you are eligible for the five day 290 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,304 work furlough program. 291 00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:16,976 - Come on girls, come on, come on! 292 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,452 Chop chop! 293 00:21:22,231 --> 00:21:24,274 Okay, open your envelopes. 294 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,028 - Hey, do we get to use props for this? 295 00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:29,504 Oh surely. 296 00:21:37,872 --> 00:21:39,247 What the hell, dude? 297 00:21:39,248 --> 00:21:40,707 What are you doing? 298 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:50,885 - Is it beaten with a baseball bat? 299 00:21:53,304 --> 00:21:55,597 No, I'm sorry that was 300 00:21:55,932 --> 00:21:59,435 beaten senseless with a baseball bat. 301 00:21:59,769 --> 00:22:01,578 No points. 302 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,109 - I know you had something to do with this. 303 00:22:07,443 --> 00:22:09,069 Whatever do you mean? 304 00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:10,654 - You know I have had just about enough of you- 305 00:22:10,988 --> 00:22:11,988 Come on, Holly, Holly! 306 00:22:11,989 --> 00:22:13,198 Come on, they're waiting for you. 307 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,075 The next one is a bullwhip breaking skin. 308 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,619 No, no, I'm not doing it! 309 00:22:17,954 --> 00:22:19,579 What's going on here? 310 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,164 Holly is being a party pooper. 311 00:22:21,499 --> 00:22:23,058 Oh she is? 312 00:22:28,965 --> 00:22:30,424 Are you sure you're okay? 313 00:22:30,758 --> 00:22:32,968 I think you ought to try to bleach this color out. 314 00:22:33,302 --> 00:22:35,069 Don't worry about it. 315 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,056 I think it looks hot on you. 316 00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:39,699 Later. 317 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,101 This stuff doesn't even give 318 00:22:41,102 --> 00:22:42,703 me a buzz anymore. 319 00:22:43,145 --> 00:22:44,855 You got everything ready? 320 00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:46,731 Yeah, I brought the unmarked 321 00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:48,108 car just like you said. 322 00:22:59,161 --> 00:23:02,747 - Get in, this is your chance of a lifetime! 323 00:23:09,797 --> 00:23:12,174 Melanie, is that you? 324 00:23:12,508 --> 00:23:13,967 - That's me alright, but from now on 325 00:23:13,968 --> 00:23:15,302 call me Malathion! 326 00:23:15,636 --> 00:23:17,012 What happened to you? 327 00:23:17,346 --> 00:23:18,597 Are you coming or not? 328 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:19,932 With you? 329 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,182 No, you're crazy. 330 00:23:21,183 --> 00:23:22,533 Suit yourself! 331 00:23:33,195 --> 00:23:34,738 - How could something like this happen? 332 00:23:35,072 --> 00:23:36,114 Who was that? 333 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,365 That was my cellmate Melanie. 334 00:23:37,366 --> 00:23:39,284 She says her new name now is Melathion. 335 00:23:40,536 --> 00:23:42,829 - Yeah, that's Melanie, I know, I watched her. 336 00:23:43,164 --> 00:23:45,082 Yeah, another job well done. 337 00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:48,085 - That cheap wine, I would recognize that anywhere. 338 00:23:48,419 --> 00:23:49,461 That was the woman who held 339 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:50,712 me hostage last night! 340 00:23:50,713 --> 00:23:52,005 Are you sure? 341 00:23:52,006 --> 00:23:53,590 She didn't look so New Wave last night. 342 00:23:53,591 --> 00:23:54,925 - Well she's obviously done something 343 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:56,927 to disguise her appearance. 344 00:23:57,261 --> 00:23:58,804 - I don't think green is her color. 345 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:03,142 - Excuse me, miss oh, what was your name? 346 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:04,517 Me? 347 00:24:04,518 --> 00:24:05,935 Samantha. 348 00:24:05,936 --> 00:24:07,938 - Tell me, why didn't you go with her? 349 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:10,065 - Because Sir, I won the work furlough program 350 00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:12,025 and I didn't want to lose it. 351 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,320 Well that's damn commendable! 352 00:24:16,447 --> 00:24:18,282 Of course you'll have some explaining to do. 353 00:24:18,616 --> 00:24:20,951 - Yes Holly, you will, you let that woman escape 354 00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:22,869 from prison, and you Candy did 355 00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:24,496 nothing to stop her rampage. 356 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,374 - I was speaking to you, Ms. Devonshire. 357 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:28,500 Me?! 358 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:29,834 Yes! 359 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:30,669 It was your idea to have this whole damn 360 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,046 Field Event Day! 361 00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:34,548 If you hadn't rile those poor prisoners 362 00:24:34,882 --> 00:24:36,466 they would have never escaped! 363 00:24:36,801 --> 00:24:39,428 Let's just hope that your girls catch them 364 00:24:39,762 --> 00:24:41,805 before they do any serious damage, eh? 365 00:24:42,139 --> 00:24:43,281 Yes, Sir! 366 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,101 - Does this mean that I'm back on active duty? 367 00:24:46,435 --> 00:24:48,161 Yes, Holly. 368 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,398 Let's do it! 369 00:24:50,731 --> 00:24:52,148 Does this mean you're cop? 370 00:24:52,149 --> 00:24:53,566 You used me! 371 00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:54,917 Oh please. 372 00:24:57,238 --> 00:25:00,199 - Yes, very commendable, Malanta. 373 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:01,574 Samantha, Sir. 374 00:25:01,575 --> 00:25:02,742 Right. 375 00:25:02,743 --> 00:25:04,161 Now we have to find you some 376 00:25:04,495 --> 00:25:06,121 suitable place of work. 377 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:13,295 Any particular line of work 378 00:25:13,629 --> 00:25:14,771 you'd like to pursue? 379 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:16,715 When I was in Grammar School 380 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:18,358 I studied dance. 381 00:25:20,094 --> 00:25:23,013 - Here's a position for a topless waitress, Sir. 382 00:25:24,473 --> 00:25:27,100 Ms. Devonshire, I hardly think 383 00:25:27,435 --> 00:25:29,270 that would be appropriate. 384 00:25:29,603 --> 00:25:30,895 Oh, when I was in High School 385 00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,288 I studied acting. 386 00:25:33,315 --> 00:25:36,609 - Here's a job opening for a phone sex operator. 387 00:25:39,697 --> 00:25:41,407 I really like to sing. 388 00:25:44,535 --> 00:25:45,802 Here it is. 389 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:47,887 The perfect job. 390 00:26:05,014 --> 00:26:07,725 - Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, 391 00:26:14,190 --> 00:26:16,150 can you tell me where lzzie is? 392 00:26:16,484 --> 00:26:18,402 I'm trying to dance here. 393 00:26:19,695 --> 00:26:21,488 - Yeah, I can see you're trying to dance. 394 00:26:21,822 --> 00:26:24,199 I'm trying to ask you a question. 395 00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:26,342 What are you dressed up as? 396 00:26:27,661 --> 00:26:28,578 What does it look like? 397 00:26:28,579 --> 00:26:30,163 I'm a clown, you got it? 398 00:26:30,164 --> 00:26:32,015 Yeah, I got it. 399 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,267 Izzie's over there. 400 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:38,063 Thanks. 401 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,219 Are you lzzie? 402 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,737 Yeah babe, that's me. 403 00:26:46,222 --> 00:26:47,263 For some reason I pictured 404 00:26:47,264 --> 00:26:48,640 lzzie to be a little boy. 405 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:49,641 Wrong, I'm lzzie. 406 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:50,558 What do you want? 407 00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:53,478 Well lzzie, I have a telegram. 408 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,064 A telegram for me? 409 00:26:56,065 --> 00:26:57,565 You got to be kidding. 410 00:26:57,566 --> 00:26:58,708 No. 411 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,239 I know today's your birthday, 412 00:27:03,572 --> 00:27:05,156 it's a very special day, 413 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,867 and I want to send this message 414 00:27:08,285 --> 00:27:10,203 hope things go your way 415 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,473 This is too much. 416 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,626 Now you made me lose my place. 417 00:27:16,961 --> 00:27:18,186 Aw, I'm sorry. 418 00:27:21,882 --> 00:27:23,508 I want to send this message 419 00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:24,968 to hope things go your way, 420 00:27:24,969 --> 00:27:25,927 now you're one year older 421 00:27:25,928 --> 00:27:27,429 and you're still dear to me. 422 00:27:30,808 --> 00:27:33,894 - Hey hey, go finish your dance over there! 423 00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:41,318 - Listen, you interrupt my song one more time 424 00:27:41,652 --> 00:27:44,404 I'm going to carve these lyrics on your body. 425 00:27:44,738 --> 00:27:45,655 You got it? 426 00:27:45,656 --> 00:27:47,115 Yes, ma'am, finish your song. 427 00:27:47,116 --> 00:27:48,616 Good. 428 00:27:48,617 --> 00:27:50,118 So now you're one year older, 429 00:27:50,452 --> 00:27:51,953 and you're still dear to me, 430 00:27:52,288 --> 00:27:53,788 hope your day is joyous, 431 00:27:53,789 --> 00:27:55,290 and happy as can be. 432 00:27:55,624 --> 00:27:57,042 Love, your mother. 433 00:27:58,669 --> 00:28:00,921 Thank you, that was beautiful. 434 00:28:01,255 --> 00:28:02,714 You're welcome. 435 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:04,632 You got a bathroom here? 436 00:28:06,176 --> 00:28:07,093 It's in the back. 437 00:28:07,094 --> 00:28:08,236 Thanks. 438 00:28:09,013 --> 00:28:11,390 That's lzzie's kind of woman. 439 00:28:17,146 --> 00:28:18,788 Alright, nobody move! 440 00:28:20,316 --> 00:28:21,691 You behind the counter, 441 00:28:21,692 --> 00:28:23,110 start emptying out that register. 442 00:28:23,444 --> 00:28:25,279 - Hey, it's my birthday, give me a break! 443 00:28:25,613 --> 00:28:27,489 Do it, birthday boy! 444 00:28:35,122 --> 00:28:36,456 Quick, get me the police! 445 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:44,464 - Alright, everybody else, empty those pockets! 446 00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:58,394 Give me all your belongings! 447 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:02,649 Come on honey, reach for it! 448 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:09,489 I want it all, I want the loose change too! 449 00:29:14,662 --> 00:29:16,955 I hope you fry in the chair. 450 00:29:21,251 --> 00:29:22,627 - Check if there's anyone in back. 451 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,581 Gimme the gun! 452 00:29:46,944 --> 00:29:48,779 - Mirana, what's going on back there? 453 00:29:49,113 --> 00:29:50,255 Police! 454 00:29:50,948 --> 00:29:52,699 Don't move! - What the? 455 00:29:58,247 --> 00:29:59,748 - We got here as soon as we could. 456 00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:03,293 - Looks like you're a little late. 457 00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:06,212 Oh. 458 00:30:06,213 --> 00:30:07,797 ' YUM! 459 00:30:07,798 --> 00:30:09,508 Get out of her, sour grape. 460 00:30:10,884 --> 00:30:12,510 That's Rotten Apple. 461 00:30:16,098 --> 00:30:17,140 - I called you as soon as I heard 462 00:30:17,141 --> 00:30:18,766 the robbery taking place. 463 00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:20,351 I caught this one in the back. 464 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,203 Nice job, Samantha. 465 00:30:22,813 --> 00:30:24,330 Thanks. 466 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:38,370 Don't worry, I got this under control. 467 00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:46,211 You know Ms. Devonshire, 468 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,505 I think you've got this girl pegged out all wrong. 469 00:30:48,839 --> 00:30:50,423 I think there's a positive 470 00:30:50,758 --> 00:30:53,552 future for her in vice enforcement. 471 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,596 Yes Sir, I guess my career 472 00:30:55,929 --> 00:30:57,446 choice came in handy. 473 00:30:58,515 --> 00:31:00,517 You know Ms. Devonshire, 474 00:31:00,851 --> 00:31:02,018 she's going to need a place to stay 475 00:31:02,019 --> 00:31:03,436 for the next few days. 476 00:31:03,437 --> 00:31:05,105 Would you mind if she bunks in with you? 477 00:31:05,439 --> 00:31:07,357 - But Sir, my place is rather small as it is. 478 00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,192 - Oh I'm sure she won't mind at all. 479 00:31:09,526 --> 00:31:10,818 Thank you. 480 00:31:10,819 --> 00:31:12,278 - I did help bring the prisoners in. 481 00:31:12,613 --> 00:31:14,238 At least two of those bruised peaches 482 00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:15,782 are behind bars now. 483 00:31:15,783 --> 00:31:17,326 That's Rotten Apples. 484 00:31:17,659 --> 00:31:18,801 Whatever. 485 00:31:19,995 --> 00:31:21,830 Now look what I've got. 486 00:31:23,874 --> 00:31:26,668 This is the tape from the surveillance camera 487 00:31:27,002 --> 00:31:28,394 in the liquor store. 488 00:31:29,213 --> 00:31:30,772 Should we look at it? 489 00:31:44,895 --> 00:31:46,938 - You would not believe the day I just had. 490 00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:48,356 That man I work for 491 00:31:48,357 --> 00:31:50,567 could drive anybody crazy. 492 00:31:50,901 --> 00:31:51,943 That's nice. 493 00:31:51,944 --> 00:31:53,695 - Uh, that's crazy with dedication, Sir. 494 00:31:54,029 --> 00:31:55,864 No, wait, the Half and Half. 495 00:31:57,783 --> 00:31:59,242 Well that should do it. 496 00:31:59,576 --> 00:32:01,160 Oh, let me get a copy of today's paper. 497 00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:08,459 Well look, there she is now, 498 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,253 there's that troublemaker. 499 00:32:10,587 --> 00:32:11,420 Yeah, look, she still has 500 00:32:11,421 --> 00:32:12,672 her prison uniform on. 501 00:32:12,673 --> 00:32:14,591 - Yeah, didn't that strike you as 502 00:32:14,925 --> 00:32:16,426 rather odd, Ms. Devonshire? 503 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,428 Uh, no, it didn't. 504 00:32:19,346 --> 00:32:20,613 Hmmm. 505 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,515 Excuse me, Miss. 506 00:32:22,516 --> 00:32:24,058 I was here first. 507 00:32:24,059 --> 00:32:25,518 This'll only take a minute. 508 00:32:25,853 --> 00:32:27,855 - You will have to wait your turn! 509 00:32:28,188 --> 00:32:29,772 Listen, I'm first! 510 00:32:29,773 --> 00:32:30,940 - That woman is clearly concealing a gun 511 00:32:30,941 --> 00:32:31,858 underneath her coat, 512 00:32:31,859 --> 00:32:33,442 now did anybody notice that? 513 00:32:33,443 --> 00:32:35,611 Um, no, didn't. 514 00:32:35,946 --> 00:32:37,155 Now you listen carefully, 515 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:38,739 I want you to empty out the cash register 516 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:40,324 and put it in a paper bag. 517 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:41,868 Yeah, whatever you say. 518 00:32:42,202 --> 00:32:43,202 And a bottle of wine that'll 519 00:32:43,203 --> 00:32:44,370 give me a good buzz. 520 00:32:44,371 --> 00:32:45,830 Don't give me no trouble. 521 00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:47,081 You fool! 522 00:32:47,082 --> 00:32:48,666 Look, here comes my part. 523 00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:51,378 Oh, it's your turn now, Miss. 524 00:32:51,712 --> 00:32:53,004 Thank you. 525 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:54,339 Nobody move! 526 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:55,673 Oh no! 527 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,008 You know Candy, you look 528 00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:59,136 about 20 pounds heavier on screen. 529 00:32:59,469 --> 00:33:01,554 - Yeah, well if you would've been watching, 530 00:33:01,889 --> 00:33:03,055 that woman, she wouldn't have 531 00:33:03,056 --> 00:33:04,365 broken out of prison. 532 00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:07,644 - Girls, I am trying to watch the tape! 533 00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:11,648 - Lady, you're coming with me now! 534 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:13,941 Oh please, we'll let you go! 535 00:33:13,942 --> 00:33:15,151 The hell We Will! 536 00:33:15,152 --> 00:33:16,778 You've got 5 seconds to let her go! 537 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,157 Make me! 538 00:33:22,117 --> 00:33:23,159 Quick Candy, what was your 539 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,494 last score on the firing range? 540 00:33:24,828 --> 00:33:26,788 Was it one out of six? 541 00:33:27,122 --> 00:33:28,665 Zero out of six. 542 00:33:28,999 --> 00:33:30,266 Zero out of six?! 543 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:31,918 I thought you said she had 544 00:33:31,919 --> 00:33:33,502 a perfect score, Ms. Devonshire! 545 00:33:33,503 --> 00:33:34,645 Did I? 546 00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:36,631 Well you 547 00:33:40,802 --> 00:33:42,236 I've seen enough. 548 00:33:45,891 --> 00:33:48,143 Ms. Devonshire, you and your girls 549 00:33:48,477 --> 00:33:49,936 are taken off active duty 550 00:33:49,937 --> 00:33:51,395 as of immediately. 551 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:52,897 Tomorrow morning you can report 552 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:53,981 to the filing department. 553 00:33:53,982 --> 00:33:55,608 That is all! 554 00:33:57,694 --> 00:33:59,654 I'll see you in the morning, Sambuka. 555 00:33:59,988 --> 00:34:00,863 Uh, Samantha, Sir. 556 00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,006 Yes. 557 00:34:04,493 --> 00:34:05,785 Ms. Devonshire, how long 558 00:34:05,786 --> 00:34:07,245 is that work furlough program? 559 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:08,955 Five days. 560 00:34:09,289 --> 00:34:10,581 Good. 561 00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:12,417 I can put a stop to it in less time than that. 562 00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:17,714 So Samantha, now that you're on the force 563 00:34:18,048 --> 00:34:18,965 I guess you can join us 564 00:34:18,966 --> 00:34:20,300 for our little girl's night out. 565 00:34:20,634 --> 00:34:21,550 Oh gee, I don't know, 566 00:34:21,551 --> 00:34:22,969 I got all this training to do. 567 00:34:23,303 --> 00:34:24,929 - Nonsense, we'll be ready at seven o'clock, 568 00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:26,848 we'll pick you up then. 569 00:34:36,024 --> 00:34:38,026 Did we have to come here? 570 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,153 - It's part of our little tradition. 571 00:34:40,487 --> 00:34:41,612 What tradition? 572 00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:43,155 Shut up, Candy! 573 00:34:43,156 --> 00:34:44,615 We're here to have a good time. 574 00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:48,953 Bartender, drinks for me and my friends! 575 00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:50,538 Excuse me, I've had a little 576 00:34:50,539 --> 00:34:51,455 too much to drink. 577 00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,082 Can you help me to my seat? 578 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,625 Sure. 579 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:57,503 You're right, you have had too much to drink. 580 00:35:02,259 --> 00:35:03,526 So... 581 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:14,938 - So what'll it be tonight, ladies? 582 00:35:16,523 --> 00:35:17,790 The usual. 583 00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:19,525 - Well since I've never seen you in here before 584 00:35:19,526 --> 00:35:21,335 the usual what? 585 00:35:27,075 --> 00:35:28,342 You're funny. 586 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,094 Hello, lzzie. 587 00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:32,455 Oh, not you again. 588 00:35:32,789 --> 00:35:34,415 Whatever you babes are drinking, 589 00:35:34,416 --> 00:35:35,558 it's on lzzie. 590 00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:37,543 Now that's more like it, 591 00:35:37,544 --> 00:35:38,878 we need four shot glasses 592 00:35:38,879 --> 00:35:40,422 and a bottle of your finest liquor. 593 00:35:40,756 --> 00:35:42,648 Yes, ma'am, coming right up. 594 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:44,734 Now that's service. 595 00:35:45,552 --> 00:35:48,012 So tell us about yourself, Melanie. 596 00:35:48,972 --> 00:35:50,348 It's Samantha. 597 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:51,265 Whatever. 598 00:35:51,266 --> 00:35:52,934 Anyway, I started out as- 599 00:35:53,268 --> 00:35:54,810 - Oop, our shot glasses are here. 600 00:35:54,811 --> 00:35:56,370 Let's have a toast. 601 00:36:04,112 --> 00:36:08,449 A toast to our futures. 602 00:36:08,784 --> 00:36:09,867 Happy future. 603 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,536 Happy future! 604 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:19,544 Come on, you're not drinking. 605 00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,087 Yeah, I know, 606 00:36:21,088 --> 00:36:22,088 I have to be up early in the morning. 607 00:36:22,089 --> 00:36:23,856 Oh it's early now. 608 00:36:24,216 --> 00:36:26,051 Well I hate to drink alone. 609 00:36:27,177 --> 00:36:28,569 You're not alone! 610 00:36:33,934 --> 00:36:35,727 Hey now, isn't this cozy? 611 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:37,395 Samantha, what were you saying 612 00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,063 about yourself before? 613 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:40,523 Oh, I started to say that- 614 00:36:40,524 --> 00:36:42,317 Oh Candy, stop interrupting. 615 00:36:42,651 --> 00:36:44,110 We're about to have a drink. 616 00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:48,339 One more round! 617 00:36:48,824 --> 00:36:50,591 That really hit the spot. 618 00:37:02,129 --> 00:37:03,980 Excuse me, ladies. 619 00:37:12,472 --> 00:37:13,864 Hi there. 620 00:37:16,309 --> 00:37:20,021 - Hey Sailor, out on a weekend pass? 621 00:37:20,355 --> 00:37:21,397 I beg your pardon? 622 00:37:21,398 --> 00:37:23,566 - You don't have to beg for me, baby. 623 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:26,277 Let me be your port in the storm. 624 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:32,617 - So Samantha, tell me what you do with your time. 625 00:37:33,577 --> 00:37:35,203 Well recently I spent most of 626 00:37:35,537 --> 00:37:37,163 my time in prison. 627 00:37:37,497 --> 00:37:38,873 Guess I started hanging out with the wrong crowd. 628 00:37:39,207 --> 00:37:40,750 Where were you in prison? 629 00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:42,976 In the cell next to you. 630 00:37:46,173 --> 00:37:48,550 - Now these are the two I was telling you about. 631 00:37:51,761 --> 00:37:53,637 This one's Candy, Holly. 632 00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:56,933 - I'm Candy. - I'm Holly. 633 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,565 Nice to meet 'cha! 634 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,359 Say, I was thinking. 635 00:38:07,694 --> 00:38:09,320 We could all get a little sneaky peaky 636 00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:11,614 and head back to my place, huh? 637 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,633 The more the merrier. 638 00:38:16,077 --> 00:38:18,454 - Ms. Devonshire, with all due respect, 639 00:38:18,788 --> 00:38:20,998 you hardly know these men. 640 00:38:22,209 --> 00:38:23,834 - Keep your jealousy to yourself. 641 00:38:23,835 --> 00:38:25,561 This one's mine! 642 00:38:26,296 --> 00:38:27,771 Which one's mine? 643 00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:30,842 - Take your pick, I got dibs on this guy. 644 00:38:32,552 --> 00:38:34,595 Well, I have to go. 645 00:38:35,805 --> 00:38:37,072 Bye. 646 00:38:37,474 --> 00:38:38,741 Bye. 647 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,661 Party pooper! 648 00:38:51,404 --> 00:38:52,321 I hear you can rent a room 649 00:38:52,322 --> 00:38:53,797 in the back here. 650 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:57,160 - Why would I want to rent a room? 651 00:38:57,494 --> 00:38:58,870 I've already got an apartment. 652 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:02,289 I think I love you. 653 00:39:02,624 --> 00:39:04,058 What's your name? 654 00:39:05,001 --> 00:39:07,503 I want to have it tattooed across my chest. 655 00:39:07,837 --> 00:39:09,104 Griselda. 656 00:39:12,008 --> 00:39:13,275 Hey! 657 00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:16,053 Another round here! 658 00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:17,638 Alright, I think you 659 00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:19,349 broads have had enough for tonight. 660 00:39:19,683 --> 00:39:21,059 Hey, that is no way to 661 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:23,103 speak to my friends, pal! 662 00:39:34,114 --> 00:39:35,532 Ah, right on time. 663 00:39:35,865 --> 00:39:36,991 A fine way to start your 664 00:39:36,992 --> 00:39:38,450 first day at work, Miranda. 665 00:39:38,451 --> 00:39:40,161 Uh, Samantha, Sir, thank you. 666 00:39:41,496 --> 00:39:42,846 Sit down. 667 00:39:44,624 --> 00:39:46,459 Now I hope that Ms. Devonshire 668 00:39:46,793 --> 00:39:49,295 didn't mind having you stay with her last night. 669 00:39:49,629 --> 00:39:54,008 - Uh, actually Sir, she didn't come home last night. 670 00:39:54,342 --> 00:39:55,901 Really? 671 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:58,763 Doesn't seem like Ms. Devonshire at all. 672 00:40:00,056 --> 00:40:01,474 Well anyway, I want you to tell me 673 00:40:01,808 --> 00:40:04,143 everything you can about this Malathion woman. 674 00:40:04,477 --> 00:40:07,104 Anything you can do to help us capture her. 675 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:10,817 Well I know that she's very 676 00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:13,585 Excuse me. 677 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:15,796 Yello? 678 00:40:17,198 --> 00:40:18,465 What? 679 00:40:18,992 --> 00:40:20,301 Are you sure? 680 00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:23,136 Yeah, I'll be right there. 681 00:40:29,169 --> 00:40:30,436 Excuse me. 682 00:40:32,172 --> 00:40:34,215 - It's your fault that this happened. 683 00:40:34,549 --> 00:40:36,050 Will you stop yelling? 684 00:40:36,384 --> 00:40:37,927 I've got a splitting migraine. 685 00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:39,845 - Feeling at home again while we're in here? 686 00:40:40,180 --> 00:40:40,971 - You know you just better watch it. 687 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,431 You tell her, hunny! 688 00:40:42,432 --> 00:40:43,699 You shut up! 689 00:40:45,602 --> 00:40:48,479 Oh Commissioner, I am so glad you are here. 690 00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:50,622 What happened to you two? 691 00:40:51,232 --> 00:40:53,484 Just get us out of here. 692 00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:55,945 Get me a key for this door! 693 00:40:56,279 --> 00:40:57,379 Yes, Sir. 694 00:41:00,909 --> 00:41:01,950 I don't know where 695 00:41:01,951 --> 00:41:03,218 I'd been the night before 696 00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:06,664 but I had a fresh tattoo to show for it. 697 00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:12,086 Ms. Devonshire, honestly. 698 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:15,439 Honestly. 699 00:41:18,718 --> 00:41:20,636 Ms. Devonshire, I had no idea 700 00:41:20,970 --> 00:41:22,554 that by taking you off active duty 701 00:41:22,889 --> 00:41:24,307 there'd be so much damage done. 702 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:26,892 No Sir, I mean yes, Sir, 703 00:41:26,893 --> 00:41:28,811 I mean please please please 704 00:41:29,145 --> 00:41:30,896 put me back on active duty now. 705 00:41:31,231 --> 00:41:32,231 Please don't put me through 706 00:41:32,232 --> 00:41:34,124 another night of this misery. 707 00:41:35,402 --> 00:41:37,112 Please don't beg. 708 00:41:40,490 --> 00:41:41,757 The answer's no. 709 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,161 Because this is going to be a 710 00:41:45,495 --> 00:41:48,080 black mark on the Vice Academy records 711 00:41:48,415 --> 00:41:49,807 and I read: 712 00:41:50,959 --> 00:41:54,671 "Lewd and disorderly conduct, 713 00:41:55,964 --> 00:41:57,423 "drunken brawling, 714 00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:02,011 "Resisting arrest?!" 715 00:42:02,345 --> 00:42:03,762 I'm sorry, Sir. 716 00:42:03,763 --> 00:42:06,348 I don't know how my girls could have clone all that. 717 00:42:08,309 --> 00:42:09,951 Your girls? 718 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:14,524 This is your file! 719 00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:17,626 On 720 00:42:19,529 --> 00:42:20,796 Got the key? 721 00:42:36,129 --> 00:42:37,855 Get back in there. 722 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,067 Yes. 723 00:42:43,845 --> 00:42:45,179 We're almost out of cash 724 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:46,989 from that liquor store holdup. 725 00:42:47,724 --> 00:42:50,351 You got any ideas for any quick cash? 726 00:42:50,685 --> 00:42:51,994 You just watch me. 727 00:43:00,195 --> 00:43:01,696 Excuse me, Ma'am. 728 00:43:02,030 --> 00:43:03,238 Yeah? 729 00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,782 Hand over your purse! 730 00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:06,116 I beg your pardon? 731 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,285 I said give me your purse! 732 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:09,870 Leave me alone! 733 00:43:09,871 --> 00:43:11,289 Don't make me use this. 734 00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:26,303 - Somebody help me, I've been robbed! 735 00:43:26,638 --> 00:43:27,638 Calm down, ma'am. 736 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:28,847 Somebody stole my purse! 737 00:43:28,848 --> 00:43:30,140 Me too! 738 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,725 - She sprayed me right in the face! 739 00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:33,519 Okay, let me get this down. 740 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,561 - Somebody stole my purse! 741 00:43:34,562 --> 00:43:36,480 What is going on here? 742 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,733 - All these women have been robbed. 743 00:43:39,067 --> 00:43:41,277 - Yes, she took everything I had! 744 00:43:41,611 --> 00:43:42,736 All my belongings! 745 00:43:42,737 --> 00:43:43,654 Me too! 746 00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:44,905 Just calm down, calm down. 747 00:43:44,906 --> 00:43:46,449 Do you have your sketch pad, Officer? 748 00:43:46,783 --> 00:43:48,242 Yes Sir, right here, Sir. 749 00:43:48,243 --> 00:43:49,994 - You think you can identify this person? 750 00:43:50,328 --> 00:43:51,662 - Yes. - Yeah. 751 00:43:51,663 --> 00:43:53,038 - Well good good, I don't know who's 752 00:43:53,039 --> 00:43:55,249 responsible for this, but we've got to stop them! 753 00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:57,293 Particularly before the press gets this story. 754 00:44:02,632 --> 00:44:03,590 Green hair. 755 00:44:03,591 --> 00:44:05,426 Green, much more green. 756 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,095 - Bigger head. - Attitude. 757 00:44:08,429 --> 00:44:10,931 - Now bigger hair. - And attitude, attitude. 758 00:44:15,562 --> 00:44:20,062 Yeah. 759 00:44:23,945 --> 00:44:25,321 Yes, that's her, 760 00:44:25,655 --> 00:44:26,572 she's the one who robbed me 761 00:44:26,573 --> 00:44:27,489 with a can of hair spray. 762 00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:28,240 She's a threat to the community 763 00:44:28,241 --> 00:44:29,842 and the environment. 764 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,418 Great take! 765 00:44:38,751 --> 00:44:40,919 I can't remember having this much fun. 766 00:44:41,254 --> 00:44:43,339 - I think I'm gonna buy me a fur coat. 767 00:44:44,799 --> 00:44:45,716 You know, seeing all this 768 00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:47,343 money gets me hot! 769 00:44:49,470 --> 00:44:50,846 You don't say! 770 00:44:53,933 --> 00:44:55,075 Whoop! 771 00:44:55,977 --> 00:44:56,894 You should have seen it. 772 00:44:56,895 --> 00:44:58,270 It was awful! 773 00:44:58,271 --> 00:45:00,064 What are you talking about? 774 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:01,773 We were waiting in the car 775 00:45:01,774 --> 00:45:03,025 while Rosie and Loretta 776 00:45:03,026 --> 00:45:04,610 were holding up The Seedy Bar. 777 00:45:04,944 --> 00:45:06,320 They were barely inside 778 00:45:06,321 --> 00:45:08,281 when the cop shows up and nabs them both! 779 00:45:08,615 --> 00:45:09,656 What?! 780 00:45:09,657 --> 00:45:10,991 Did you get any of the cash from them? 781 00:45:10,992 --> 00:45:12,284 Are you kidding? 782 00:45:12,285 --> 00:45:13,744 We were lucky to get out of there! 783 00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:16,539 Who could be onto us already? 784 00:45:16,873 --> 00:45:18,666 - Some cop dressed up like a clown. 785 00:45:20,752 --> 00:45:23,045 You ask me, it's a pretty good cover. 786 00:45:23,379 --> 00:45:24,922 Well no one's asking you. 787 00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,591 Hey, look at this. 788 00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:28,509 A former prison inmate, 789 00:45:28,843 --> 00:45:30,302 who is now on the force, 790 00:45:30,637 --> 00:45:32,054 single handedly captured 791 00:45:32,055 --> 00:45:33,680 a pair of the escaped convicts 792 00:45:33,681 --> 00:45:35,474 right in the middle of a holdup 793 00:45:35,808 --> 00:45:38,018 and she did it while dressed as a clown. 794 00:45:38,353 --> 00:45:39,995 What, let me see that! 795 00:45:40,897 --> 00:45:43,065 Why that little, that's Samantha, 796 00:45:43,399 --> 00:45:45,234 she used to be my cellmate. 797 00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:47,002 Your cellmate? 798 00:45:48,738 --> 00:45:49,696 I should have strangled her 799 00:45:49,697 --> 00:45:51,156 while I had the chance. 800 00:45:51,491 --> 00:45:53,075 I can't believe this! 801 00:45:53,409 --> 00:45:54,993 Well what do you want 802 00:45:54,994 --> 00:45:56,219 us to do about it? 803 00:45:57,121 --> 00:45:58,580 I'll take care of her. 804 00:45:58,581 --> 00:46:00,583 And the rest of that worthless Vice Squad! 805 00:46:10,802 --> 00:46:12,135 Hello? 806 00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:13,929 Oh, he's here now? 807 00:46:14,263 --> 00:46:15,681 Oh good, good, I'll be right there. 808 00:46:18,643 --> 00:46:20,478 Holly, Candy, come with me. 809 00:46:20,812 --> 00:46:22,772 There's someone I want you to meet. 810 00:46:33,533 --> 00:46:35,535 I've decided I'm going to call in a specialist 811 00:46:35,868 --> 00:46:37,369 to help us with our situation. 812 00:46:37,704 --> 00:46:39,414 Professor Kaufinger. 813 00:46:40,581 --> 00:46:42,040 Professor Kaufinger? 814 00:46:42,041 --> 00:46:43,375 - Yes, he's gonna study the effects 815 00:46:43,710 --> 00:46:46,129 of insects spraying right here in our police lab. 816 00:46:46,462 --> 00:46:47,796 Maybe he can tell us what possesses 817 00:46:47,797 --> 00:46:49,648 this Malathion woman. 818 00:46:50,383 --> 00:46:52,218 Course he's going to need a good assistant, 819 00:46:52,552 --> 00:46:54,554 so which one of you wants to volunteer? 820 00:46:55,596 --> 00:46:57,598 - Gosh, it's really tempting, but 821 00:46:57,932 --> 00:46:59,474 - Putting your filing system in order 822 00:46:59,475 --> 00:47:01,560 is something I would really hate to miss out on. 823 00:47:01,894 --> 00:47:03,353 Now girls, girls, girls, 824 00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:05,230 he only needs one of you, come on. 825 00:47:06,774 --> 00:47:08,859 - Candy, congratulations, you beat me to it. 826 00:47:09,193 --> 00:47:10,527 Hey wait a minute! 827 00:47:17,076 --> 00:47:18,618 Hello, Commissioner. 828 00:47:18,619 --> 00:47:19,745 Sorry I'm late, I just finished 829 00:47:19,746 --> 00:47:21,263 my workout at the gym. 830 00:47:22,331 --> 00:47:23,707 You're Professor Kaufinger? 831 00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:25,376 Yes I am. 832 00:47:25,710 --> 00:47:26,501 Are you going to be my assistant? 833 00:47:26,502 --> 00:47:27,836 Uh, no. 834 00:47:28,171 --> 00:47:29,212 I'm your assistant. 835 00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:30,797 My name's Candy. 836 00:47:30,798 --> 00:47:31,798 Nice to meet you. 837 00:47:31,799 --> 00:47:33,608 I'm gonna go change. 838 00:47:34,802 --> 00:47:36,678 Meet me at the lab in a few minutes. 839 00:47:37,638 --> 00:47:39,348 I'll be right there. 840 00:47:42,685 --> 00:47:45,396 Well as you were. 841 00:47:46,731 --> 00:47:48,232 - Listen Candy, I've reconsidered. 842 00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:49,608 I'll take the job. 843 00:47:49,609 --> 00:47:50,650 The hell you Will! 844 00:47:50,651 --> 00:47:51,918 The hell I won't! 845 00:47:56,657 --> 00:47:58,408 - Candy, I really see no reason why we 846 00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:05,165 Excuse me. 847 00:48:05,166 --> 00:48:06,500 - Would you mind closing the door? 848 00:48:10,004 --> 00:48:11,505 I've decided that I'd like 849 00:48:11,506 --> 00:48:13,633 to be your lab assistant also. 850 00:48:13,966 --> 00:48:16,343 - Fine, there's an extra lab coat in the back. 851 00:48:16,677 --> 00:48:17,819 Thank you. 852 00:49:01,973 --> 00:49:03,223 - I didn't want to spill anything 853 00:49:03,224 --> 00:49:04,658 on my clothes. 854 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:06,977 I see. 855 00:49:06,978 --> 00:49:08,019 I didn't want to spill 856 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:09,412 anything on my clothes. 857 00:49:12,358 --> 00:49:13,708 Excuse us. 858 00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:18,697 Listen, you conniving hussy, 859 00:49:19,031 --> 00:49:20,198 what do you think you're up to? 860 00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:21,658 I'm going to be his assistant. 861 00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:23,786 - Yeah, well he's way out of your league. 862 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,704 What do you mean by that?! 863 00:49:25,705 --> 00:49:27,790 - He's good looking and a professional! 864 00:49:28,916 --> 00:49:30,500 Girls, I'm waiting. 865 00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:32,561 ' Coming! 866 00:49:35,756 --> 00:49:37,174 - Could one of you get a beaker over there? 867 00:49:37,508 --> 00:49:39,009 Certainly. 868 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:40,235 I'll do it! 869 00:49:41,137 --> 00:49:42,345 Give me that, you don't even 870 00:49:42,346 --> 00:49:43,722 know what a beaker looks like! 871 00:49:46,559 --> 00:49:48,352 Here you go! 872 00:49:48,686 --> 00:49:49,828 Thank you. 873 00:49:50,813 --> 00:49:53,190 - My name is Holly, I didn't catch your first name. 874 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,025 Nice to meet you, I'm Dirk. 875 00:49:56,569 --> 00:49:59,321 Dirk, you know that name really suits you. 876 00:50:01,574 --> 00:50:03,659 I took several Chemistry tests in school. 877 00:50:03,993 --> 00:50:05,911 They should prove to be valuable today. 878 00:50:06,245 --> 00:50:08,997 - Yeah, and I took lots of tests also. 879 00:50:09,332 --> 00:50:10,540 - Candy, we don't want to hear about 880 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:12,350 your trips to the free clinic. 881 00:50:13,085 --> 00:50:14,127 - Girls, could you get me a sample 882 00:50:14,128 --> 00:50:15,045 of the Malathion solution, 883 00:50:15,046 --> 00:50:16,338 it's in the corner over there. 884 00:50:16,339 --> 00:50:17,481 I'll get it! 885 00:50:19,467 --> 00:50:20,885 I can handle this one myself, Candy! 886 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,552 I already have it! 887 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,930 - And be careful with it, it's highly toxic. 888 00:50:25,264 --> 00:50:26,489 If you say so. 889 00:50:31,354 --> 00:50:32,896 Thank you. 890 00:50:32,897 --> 00:50:34,022 Next I need- 891 00:50:34,023 --> 00:50:35,607 I'll get it! 892 00:50:35,942 --> 00:50:36,983 Okay, Candy you get me 893 00:50:36,984 --> 00:50:38,068 the culture dishes over there 894 00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:40,029 and Holly, you get me the bunsen burner. 895 00:50:40,363 --> 00:50:41,463 Good as done! 896 00:50:44,116 --> 00:50:45,659 Do you see the culture dishes? 897 00:50:47,912 --> 00:50:49,454 - It's probably right under your nose, 898 00:50:49,455 --> 00:50:51,222 but you just don't see it! 899 00:51:00,841 --> 00:51:05,341 Hey! 900 00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:08,615 Here you go. 901 00:51:10,142 --> 00:51:11,601 Are you ready to light my fire? 902 00:51:11,936 --> 00:51:13,228 Pardon me? 903 00:51:13,229 --> 00:51:15,856 - Listen Dirk, this chemistry stuff is for kids. 904 00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:18,108 Let's get down to some real experimenting. 905 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,652 Somehow I fail to grasp 906 00:51:20,653 --> 00:51:22,212 what you're trying to say. 907 00:51:25,199 --> 00:51:26,116 - Here, let me make myself clear. 908 00:51:26,117 --> 00:51:27,409 Be careful, these chemicals 909 00:51:27,410 --> 00:51:29,328 are highly volatile when they're incensed. 910 00:51:29,662 --> 00:51:31,330 Yeah, well so am I. 911 00:51:31,664 --> 00:51:32,931 Here's the dish. 912 00:51:35,584 --> 00:51:37,210 - Honestly Candy, can't you see we're busy? 913 00:51:37,545 --> 00:51:39,213 He was just about to light my fire. 914 00:51:39,547 --> 00:51:40,814 Oh really? 915 00:51:42,425 --> 00:51:44,009 Listen Dirk, if anybody's about 916 00:51:44,010 --> 00:51:45,594 to get their fire lit, it better be me. 917 00:51:45,928 --> 00:51:46,886 I'm the one who volunteered 918 00:51:46,887 --> 00:51:48,305 to be your stupid assistant! 919 00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:49,848 - If anybody's going to be your stupid assistant, 920 00:51:49,849 --> 00:51:51,182 it's going to be me! 921 00:51:51,183 --> 00:51:52,851 - Girls, why don't you flip a coin over it? 922 00:51:53,185 --> 00:51:53,977 Fine! 923 00:51:53,978 --> 00:51:55,078 I get tails. 924 00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:02,752 Oh Amanda! 925 00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:07,825 Uh, it's Samantha, Sir. 926 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:09,451 - Could you please mail this for me? 927 00:52:09,452 --> 00:52:11,011 It's very important. 928 00:52:11,912 --> 00:52:13,513 Right away, Sir. 929 00:52:22,131 --> 00:52:22,922 Keep your mouth shut 930 00:52:22,923 --> 00:52:24,341 and you won't get hurt. 931 00:52:30,931 --> 00:52:32,323 We need to talk. 932 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:36,187 - Well I don't have anything to say to you. 933 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,104 From what I understand, 934 00:52:38,105 --> 00:52:39,940 you stopped a robbery yesterday. 935 00:52:40,274 --> 00:52:41,191 That was money I was going 936 00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:42,943 to get a cut out of. 937 00:52:43,277 --> 00:52:44,569 Look, I have my own job now, 938 00:52:44,570 --> 00:52:46,196 I don't care what differences we have. 939 00:52:49,658 --> 00:52:52,911 - I'm not asking you to leave your job. 940 00:52:53,245 --> 00:52:55,121 I like where you are right now. 941 00:52:55,456 --> 00:52:56,957 So what are you saying? 942 00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:59,293 - What are they paying you for all this work? 943 00:53:00,252 --> 00:53:01,461 Right now nothing, 944 00:53:01,462 --> 00:53:02,880 I'm in this training program. 945 00:53:03,964 --> 00:53:06,216 - I don't believe in training programs. 946 00:53:06,550 --> 00:53:08,009 How would you like to be working for me 947 00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:09,611 and getting paid for it? 948 00:53:12,098 --> 00:53:14,350 - I'm not going to quit my job for you! 949 00:53:14,683 --> 00:53:16,017 No one's asking you to quit. 950 00:53:16,352 --> 00:53:18,103 I'll pay you to stay on the force. 951 00:53:18,437 --> 00:53:21,064 Just overlook any of my crimes that you see. 952 00:53:22,358 --> 00:53:24,818 - Forget it, I'm not going to be in the take. 953 00:53:25,152 --> 00:53:26,695 You're a fool, Samantha. 954 00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:28,113 Yeah, you really want to live 955 00:53:28,114 --> 00:53:29,824 on minimum wage salary? 956 00:53:32,535 --> 00:53:33,993 Think it over. 957 00:53:33,994 --> 00:53:35,344 I'll be in touch. 958 00:54:17,204 --> 00:54:18,955 Excuse us for just a moment. 959 00:54:25,045 --> 00:54:27,005 This better be good. 960 00:54:27,339 --> 00:54:28,423 I finally have it, 961 00:54:28,424 --> 00:54:30,509 our one way ticket back on the force. 962 00:54:30,843 --> 00:54:32,928 I just saw Samantha outside with Malathion. 963 00:54:33,262 --> 00:54:34,345 She's on the take. 964 00:54:34,346 --> 00:54:35,388 What? 965 00:54:35,389 --> 00:54:36,431 If you saw Malathion, 966 00:54:36,432 --> 00:54:38,267 why didn't you try and catch her? 967 00:54:38,601 --> 00:54:40,519 - Candy, you are always thinking so small. 968 00:54:40,853 --> 00:54:42,187 Now that we know that Samantha's 969 00:54:42,188 --> 00:54:43,188 working on the other side, 970 00:54:43,189 --> 00:54:44,940 it'll be easy to get her kicked off the force 971 00:54:45,274 --> 00:54:47,025 and get Malathion at the same time. 972 00:54:47,359 --> 00:54:49,694 But Samantha seems so nice. 973 00:54:50,029 --> 00:54:52,114 - Candy, this is your biggest problem. 974 00:54:52,448 --> 00:54:54,450 You're always looking for the good in people. 975 00:54:54,783 --> 00:54:56,576 Why can't you be more like me? 976 00:54:56,911 --> 00:54:58,328 I still think you're wrong. 977 00:54:58,329 --> 00:54:59,997 - Fine, then I'll take the credit 978 00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:01,765 when I expose her. 979 00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,590 - Ah, did you mail that letter for me? 980 00:55:10,925 --> 00:55:11,966 Yes I did, Sir. 981 00:55:11,967 --> 00:55:13,969 May I ask you a question? 982 00:55:15,262 --> 00:55:17,055 Certainly, what is it? 983 00:55:17,389 --> 00:55:19,682 - I was wondering, am I gonna get paid 984 00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:21,476 for any of training that I'm doing? 985 00:55:23,062 --> 00:55:24,897 Well I'm sure you understand 986 00:55:25,231 --> 00:55:28,067 that there is no pay for the training program. 987 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,985 Yeah, I was afraid of that. 988 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,739 Let's say after the training is completed. 989 00:55:35,157 --> 00:55:37,492 Well I suppose we can give you 990 00:55:37,826 --> 00:55:39,327 a starting salary. 991 00:55:39,328 --> 00:55:41,163 And of course if you show a good enough performance 992 00:55:41,497 --> 00:55:43,999 then you'll get a raise in six months. 993 00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:45,876 Ms. Devonshire, how long have 994 00:55:46,210 --> 00:55:47,835 you been on the force? 995 00:55:47,836 --> 00:55:49,587 12 years, Sir. 996 00:55:49,922 --> 00:55:52,007 12 of the longest, best, 997 00:55:52,341 --> 00:55:55,218 and more rewarding years of my life. 998 00:55:56,178 --> 00:55:58,138 And how much do you get paid? 999 00:56:00,516 --> 00:56:03,852 $4.60 an hour. 1000 00:56:07,022 --> 00:56:11,522 - Now we can start you at $4.00 an hour. 1001 00:56:13,696 --> 00:56:15,280 How does that sound? 1002 00:56:15,281 --> 00:56:17,116 And think of all the incentive 1003 00:56:17,449 --> 00:56:19,200 someone like Ms. Devonshire could be to you. 1004 00:56:23,289 --> 00:56:26,250 You know I like you, Sabrina. 1005 00:56:28,502 --> 00:56:32,672 I'm gonna give you $5.00 an hour. 1006 00:56:33,007 --> 00:56:34,341 $5.00 an hour?! 1007 00:56:34,675 --> 00:56:36,259 Be quiet, Ms. Devonshire! 1008 00:56:38,053 --> 00:56:39,470 How does that sound? 1009 00:56:39,471 --> 00:56:41,181 And think of all the benefits you get. 1010 00:56:41,515 --> 00:56:44,518 Do you know that if you get shot in the line of duty, 1011 00:56:44,852 --> 00:56:46,562 we pay all your hospital bills? 1012 00:56:46,895 --> 00:56:49,022 And if you happen to get killed in the line of duty, 1013 00:56:49,356 --> 00:56:52,400 well then you really rake it in. 1014 00:56:53,611 --> 00:56:55,362 Makes you have to really take a 1015 00:56:55,696 --> 00:56:59,241 good long look at that future in Vice enforcement. 1016 00:57:05,039 --> 00:57:07,416 - I just hope you're right about Samantha. 1017 00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:10,002 - Wait a minute, I still need an assistant. 1018 00:57:10,336 --> 00:57:12,062 Oh go play with your beaker! 1019 00:57:12,713 --> 00:57:14,131 - Attention, a robbery in progress 1020 00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:15,841 has been spotted at the recycling center 1021 00:57:16,175 --> 00:57:17,634 at Coanga and Lakerscum. 1022 00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:19,428 All available officers report at once. 1023 00:57:19,762 --> 00:57:21,180 The suspects are reported to be armed. 1024 00:57:21,513 --> 00:57:23,681 The recycling center! 1025 00:57:24,016 --> 00:57:25,516 Why those are the people that give us that money 1026 00:57:25,517 --> 00:57:27,227 for the Field Day competition every year. 1027 00:57:27,561 --> 00:57:30,188 Do we have any spare officers we can send out? 1028 00:57:30,522 --> 00:57:32,357 No Sir, they're all on duty. 1029 00:57:32,691 --> 00:57:35,944 - Ahh, Candy, Holly, I'm putting you back 1030 00:57:43,369 --> 00:57:45,204 on active duty as of now. 1031 00:57:45,537 --> 00:57:46,788 Thank you, Sir! 1032 00:57:46,789 --> 00:57:48,264 You won't regret it. 1033 00:57:50,376 --> 00:57:51,793 What about me? 1034 00:57:51,794 --> 00:57:53,086 - I've got something very important 1035 00:57:53,087 --> 00:57:54,771 for you to do too, Ms. Devonshire. 1036 00:57:55,923 --> 00:57:56,964 Get back in my office 1037 00:57:56,965 --> 00:57:58,299 and start collating my drawers. 1038 00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:04,472 Hey, did you hear that? 1039 00:58:04,473 --> 00:58:05,973 We're back on the force! 1040 00:58:05,974 --> 00:58:07,558 Will you give me back my gun? 1041 00:58:07,559 --> 00:58:09,060 I hope you've had time to clean it. 1042 00:58:09,395 --> 00:58:10,729 That's not my gun. 1043 00:58:11,063 --> 00:58:12,689 You know, there's this chrome job 1044 00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:13,731 I've really been- 1045 00:58:13,732 --> 00:58:15,082 Oh and girls. 1046 00:58:16,485 --> 00:58:18,028 I'd like you take Samantha along with you, 1047 00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:20,113 I think the experience will do her some good. 1048 00:58:21,365 --> 00:58:23,241 Get her an extra gun, alright? 1049 00:58:24,493 --> 00:58:26,369 Samantha, oh, very good! 1050 00:58:27,287 --> 00:58:28,496 Good luck, Vice trainee. 1051 00:58:28,497 --> 00:58:30,223 Thank you, Sir. 1052 00:58:46,598 --> 00:58:47,515 Alright, just follow me 1053 00:58:47,516 --> 00:58:48,599 and do as I say. 1054 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,934 Who put you in charge? 1055 00:58:49,935 --> 00:58:50,852 Who else would you 1056 00:58:50,853 --> 00:58:52,396 rather have be in charge? 1057 00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:54,039 Alright. 1058 00:59:02,281 --> 00:59:05,117 - Alright, we'll spread out and try and find them. 1059 00:59:09,455 --> 00:59:11,540 - Hurry up, we've been in here long enough. 1060 00:59:11,874 --> 00:59:13,500 - Keep your shirt on, we're almost finished. 1061 00:59:13,834 --> 00:59:15,335 You got everything? 1062 00:59:17,588 --> 00:59:19,590 Yeah, all cleaned out. 1063 00:59:19,923 --> 00:59:21,382 Alright, hold it right there! 1064 00:59:26,180 --> 00:59:27,472 It's only Samantha. 1065 00:59:27,473 --> 00:59:28,806 Yeah, you scared us! 1066 00:59:28,807 --> 00:59:30,266 We thought you were a real cop. 1067 00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:32,311 Well I am gonna be a real cop 1068 00:59:32,644 --> 00:59:34,103 and I'm taking you two in with me! 1069 00:59:34,438 --> 00:59:35,646 Oh please, didn't you like 1070 00:59:35,647 --> 00:59:37,649 what Malathion had to offer you? 1071 00:59:37,983 --> 00:59:39,567 - Are you kidding, that woman's crazy. 1072 00:59:39,902 --> 00:59:41,445 No, you're the crazy one. 1073 00:59:41,779 --> 00:59:43,864 How much you getting paid to be on the force? 1074 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,007 $5.00 an hour. 1075 00:59:48,368 --> 00:59:49,927 You've got to be kidding. 1076 00:59:50,996 --> 00:59:53,415 - But I bet if I take you two in I'll get a bonus. 1077 00:59:53,749 --> 00:59:55,167 You want a bonus? 1078 00:59:55,501 --> 00:59:56,877 How does this look to you? 1079 00:59:57,211 --> 00:59:58,353 What do you say? 1080 00:59:59,463 --> 01:00:00,588 This is more than you'll make 1081 01:00:00,589 --> 01:00:02,591 in 1 O years on the force. 1082 01:00:02,925 --> 01:00:06,136 - And this is your cut just for one day's job. 1083 01:00:07,221 --> 01:00:08,137 Forget it. 1084 01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:09,572 I'm taking you two in. 1085 01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:12,309 You're a fool, Samantha. 1086 01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:14,394 Always have been, always will be. 1087 01:00:15,479 --> 01:00:16,562 Freeze! 1088 01:00:16,563 --> 01:00:18,982 You're all under arrest! 1089 01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:21,167 Look, now they got away! 1090 01:00:24,488 --> 01:00:26,323 - Hurry, we're almost out of here! 1091 01:00:33,413 --> 01:00:34,956 - I can't believe this, I had them! 1092 01:00:34,957 --> 01:00:36,207 - You know this was all part of your 1093 01:00:36,208 --> 01:00:37,667 plan to let them get away. 1094 01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:38,584 What plan? 1095 01:00:38,585 --> 01:00:40,436 Read about it in my report. 1096 01:00:46,969 --> 01:00:49,179 - So you think Samantha helped you get away? 1097 01:00:49,513 --> 01:00:51,765 - Well she wasn't going to at first. 1098 01:00:52,099 --> 01:00:54,392 - Yeah, but showing her a wad of bills 1099 01:00:54,726 --> 01:00:56,269 made her come to her senses. 1100 01:00:56,603 --> 01:00:57,937 I thought she'd come around. 1101 01:00:59,273 --> 01:01:00,439 I'm a woman of my word, 1102 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,774 see to it she gets her cut. 1103 01:01:02,109 --> 01:01:03,251 Will do. 1104 01:01:04,486 --> 01:01:06,112 Things should go real smooth 1105 01:01:06,446 --> 01:01:08,130 with her on the force now. 1106 01:01:13,704 --> 01:01:16,331 - These are some very serious accusations 1107 01:01:16,665 --> 01:01:18,041 you've made about Samantha. 1108 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:20,251 Every bit of it's true. 1109 01:01:20,586 --> 01:01:22,020 Ask her for yourself. 1110 01:01:28,844 --> 01:01:30,846 Just watch this. 1111 01:01:31,179 --> 01:01:34,807 - Samantha, have a word with you? 1112 01:01:35,142 --> 01:01:36,993 Why certainly, Sir. 1113 01:01:37,477 --> 01:01:38,769 I've heard some rather 1114 01:01:38,770 --> 01:01:40,271 disturbing news, Samantha. 1115 01:01:40,606 --> 01:01:42,441 I heard that Malathion offered you 1116 01:01:42,774 --> 01:01:44,942 a bribe to help assist her in her crimes. 1117 01:01:45,277 --> 01:01:46,377 Is it true? 1118 01:01:47,279 --> 01:01:48,738 Well yes, but I didn't- 1119 01:01:48,739 --> 01:01:50,907 - Why didn't you tell me, Samantha? 1120 01:01:52,326 --> 01:01:53,994 - Because I didn't go along with it. 1121 01:01:54,328 --> 01:01:55,953 I had already caught two members in her group 1122 01:01:55,954 --> 01:01:57,497 and I almost had the other two. 1123 01:01:57,831 --> 01:01:59,457 Ah, but you didn't catch them, 1124 01:01:59,791 --> 01:02:01,417 you let them get away, huh? 1125 01:02:01,752 --> 01:02:03,295 I didn't let them get away! 1126 01:02:03,629 --> 01:02:05,380 Sorry it had to end this way. 1127 01:02:06,548 --> 01:02:08,299 Clean out your locker, Samantha. 1128 01:02:08,634 --> 01:02:10,510 Effective immediately, you're off 1129 01:02:10,844 --> 01:02:12,554 the training program officially. 1130 01:02:12,888 --> 01:02:14,513 What? 1131 01:02:14,514 --> 01:02:16,682 - That's right, tomorrow you can go back to prison 1132 01:02:17,017 --> 01:02:19,227 and live out the remainder of your sentence. 1133 01:02:19,561 --> 01:02:22,063 Tonight, you can stay in a holding tank. 1134 01:02:23,649 --> 01:02:25,024 But, but I didn't do anything! 1135 01:02:25,025 --> 01:02:26,626 I'm innocent! 1136 01:02:29,321 --> 01:02:31,489 And to think, I was going to 1137 01:02:31,823 --> 01:02:34,116 pay her $5.00 an hour. 1138 01:02:36,036 --> 01:02:37,495 What did I tell you? 1139 01:02:37,496 --> 01:02:38,997 And I did it with one day to spare. 1140 01:02:39,331 --> 01:02:41,333 - That was really a rotten thing to do. 1141 01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:43,001 - Oh shut up, I'm not gonna lose my job 1142 01:02:43,335 --> 01:02:44,961 to some crash course ex con. 1143 01:02:47,714 --> 01:02:49,048 - Ms. Devonshire, aren't you gonna 1144 01:02:49,383 --> 01:02:50,842 do anything about this? 1145 01:02:51,176 --> 01:02:54,554 - Well he was gonna pay her more than I get. 1146 01:03:02,562 --> 01:03:03,829 Samantha? 1147 01:03:04,815 --> 01:03:06,733 I'm really sorry about what happened. 1148 01:03:07,067 --> 01:03:08,777 If there's anything I can do- 1149 01:03:09,111 --> 01:03:11,196 - Don't worry about it, it wasn't your fault. 1150 01:03:12,197 --> 01:03:13,698 I did enjoy working with you. 1151 01:03:15,534 --> 01:03:16,801 Thanks. 1152 01:03:17,285 --> 01:03:18,744 I really wanted to have a job 1153 01:03:18,745 --> 01:03:20,246 waiting for me when I got out of prison. 1154 01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:24,918 I guess I ruined all my chances of that, huh? 1155 01:03:25,252 --> 01:03:26,752 AW, don't think like that. 1156 01:03:26,753 --> 01:03:28,629 You'll have plenty of opportunities. 1157 01:03:29,756 --> 01:03:32,091 Yeah, guess I should just 1158 01:03:32,426 --> 01:03:34,193 stick to what I know best. 1159 01:03:34,886 --> 01:03:36,303 I meant what I said 1160 01:03:36,304 --> 01:03:37,722 about helping you if you need it. 1161 01:03:37,723 --> 01:03:39,265 Really? 1162 01:03:39,266 --> 01:03:40,408 Thanks. 1163 01:03:43,562 --> 01:03:44,829 Thanks. 1164 01:03:49,818 --> 01:03:50,860 "Here's the money I promised you 1165 01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:52,403 "for helping me out. 1166 01:03:52,404 --> 01:03:53,754 "Good work! 1167 01:03:54,406 --> 01:03:55,881 "Melathion." 1168 01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:01,245 _ We got it! 1169 01:04:01,246 --> 01:04:02,705 An anti-Melathion formula. 1170 01:04:03,832 --> 01:04:05,458 Good work! 1171 01:04:05,792 --> 01:04:07,668 And not a moment too soon. 1172 01:04:09,171 --> 01:04:11,006 - I guess having me as a lab assistant 1173 01:04:11,339 --> 01:04:12,840 really helped. 1174 01:04:12,841 --> 01:04:14,066 Yeah, right. 1175 01:04:14,885 --> 01:04:16,261 Now all we need is a plan 1176 01:04:16,595 --> 01:04:18,305 to get her out of hiding, right? 1177 01:04:18,638 --> 01:04:21,557 Something so tempting, so tempting, 1178 01:04:22,809 --> 01:04:25,019 that she won't possibly be able to resist. 1179 01:04:29,399 --> 01:04:32,527 Hello, I'm Ms. Devonshire 1180 01:04:32,861 --> 01:04:34,153 and this afternoon the police station 1181 01:04:34,154 --> 01:04:36,948 is sponsoring an Earth Day celebration. 1182 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:39,826 Now all refreshments will be served 1183 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,203 on biodegradable plates and there will be 1184 01:04:42,537 --> 01:04:45,748 an entertaining lecture on recycling. 1185 01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:50,503 And all cars are welcomed for a free smog check. 1186 01:04:50,837 --> 01:04:52,922 Admission to this event is simply 1187 01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:55,967 the donation of a piece of recyclable material. 1188 01:04:56,301 --> 01:04:57,719 All proceeds will go to the 1189 01:04:58,053 --> 01:04:59,512 policemen's pension fund. 1190 01:04:59,846 --> 01:05:01,639 There will be plenty of food and drink for all 1191 01:05:01,973 --> 01:05:03,724 and remember, there will be a drawing 1192 01:05:04,059 --> 01:05:07,520 for a large sum of money. 1193 01:05:07,854 --> 01:05:09,355 Got that? 1194 01:05:09,356 --> 01:05:11,691 A large, unguarded, 1195 01:05:12,025 --> 01:05:14,277 out in the open sum of money. 1196 01:05:15,779 --> 01:05:18,198 I can't stand it anymore! 1197 01:05:18,532 --> 01:05:20,784 Rev up the car, we've got a party to crash! 1198 01:05:23,328 --> 01:05:25,830 Now let's turn to our community segment, 1199 01:05:26,164 --> 01:05:28,374 something I like to call Devonshire's Corner. 1200 01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:32,420 Why we'll address topics of interest to me. 1201 01:05:32,754 --> 01:05:35,840 Topics like corporal punishment, 1202 01:05:36,174 --> 01:05:40,511 the death penalty, interrogation techniques. 1203 01:05:40,846 --> 01:05:42,429 Oh, I'm getting rather excited now. 1204 01:05:42,430 --> 01:05:43,347 As a matter of fact my first 1205 01:05:43,348 --> 01:05:45,157 We're off the air, miss. 1206 01:05:46,810 --> 01:05:50,396 - Well good work, Ms. Devonshire! 1207 01:05:51,690 --> 01:05:53,483 Very convincing, huh? 1208 01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:57,570 I particularly liked the part about the death penalty. 1209 01:05:57,904 --> 01:05:59,046 Oh, thank you. 1210 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:00,948 What a great idea! 1211 01:06:00,949 --> 01:06:02,533 An event for conservation! 1212 01:06:04,035 --> 01:06:05,761 It's about time. 1213 01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:08,790 This is not a real event! 1214 01:06:09,124 --> 01:06:11,543 It is intended to lure Malathion out of hiding. 1215 01:06:11,877 --> 01:06:13,587 When she hears this she will not be able 1216 01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:16,422 to resist showing up and this time 1217 01:06:16,756 --> 01:06:18,132 we will be ready. 1218 01:06:18,466 --> 01:06:20,468 Oh, so we don't really have to 1219 01:06:20,802 --> 01:06:22,762 bring anything recyclable to get in. 1220 01:06:23,096 --> 01:06:24,931 Oh yes you do! 1221 01:06:27,475 --> 01:06:29,852 I want everything to be as realistic as possible, 1222 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:33,690 particularly the part about the drawing of the money. 1223 01:06:34,774 --> 01:06:36,650 - Just how realistic do you intend to be, Sir? 1224 01:06:36,985 --> 01:06:38,360 Well I've got a great idea. 1225 01:06:38,361 --> 01:06:39,486 What we're gonna is 1226 01:06:39,487 --> 01:06:41,071 I'm gonna cash all the checks 1227 01:06:41,072 --> 01:06:42,698 of everybody on the force 1228 01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:44,784 and I'm gonna use that money as bait! 1229 01:06:46,119 --> 01:06:47,954 As soon as Malathion sees that money 1230 01:06:48,288 --> 01:06:49,872 why she's just got to go for it! 1231 01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:52,167 What about your paycheck, Sir? 1232 01:06:53,418 --> 01:06:56,087 - Nah, your paychecks will be plenty. 1233 01:06:56,421 --> 01:06:58,005 Our paychecks? 1234 01:06:58,006 --> 01:06:59,674 And what if she gets away with them? 1235 01:07:00,008 --> 01:07:01,384 Well it'll give you a greater 1236 01:07:01,718 --> 01:07:03,219 incentive to catch her, won't it? 1237 01:07:05,764 --> 01:07:07,348 Come on, Ms. Devonshire, 1238 01:07:07,349 --> 01:07:08,850 there's work to be done. 1239 01:07:29,829 --> 01:07:30,871 This is the most disgusting 1240 01:07:30,872 --> 01:07:32,373 group of people I've ever seen. 1241 01:07:32,374 --> 01:07:33,750 Ms. Devonshire, be nice. 1242 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:35,626 These are our guests. 1243 01:07:35,627 --> 01:07:37,837 Let's just hope they don't take anything. 1244 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,397 Welcome! 1245 01:07:41,424 --> 01:07:43,342 - We don't burn our bras anymore. 1246 01:07:43,677 --> 01:07:45,486 We make them into quilts. 1247 01:07:48,598 --> 01:07:50,600 Very commendable. 1248 01:07:50,934 --> 01:07:52,076 Phew! 1249 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:54,853 Our beamer's the red one. 1250 01:07:54,854 --> 01:07:56,146 Make sure you have 1251 01:07:56,147 --> 01:07:57,456 our smog device checked, alright? 1252 01:07:59,943 --> 01:08:01,736 What, of course. 1253 01:08:02,070 --> 01:08:04,030 Now that's what I call recyclable waste. 1254 01:08:07,075 --> 01:08:08,242 I cleaned up the parking lot 1255 01:08:08,243 --> 01:08:09,911 as I collected these cans. 1256 01:08:10,245 --> 01:08:12,121 Oh, very good! 1257 01:08:18,378 --> 01:08:19,879 Every little bit helps. 1258 01:08:21,464 --> 01:08:24,717 - I'm afraid that you've missed the whole point, dear. 1259 01:08:28,722 --> 01:08:29,847 What did I do? 1260 01:08:29,848 --> 01:08:30,764 Honestly Holly, 1261 01:08:30,765 --> 01:08:31,765 I can't believe you'd wear 1262 01:08:31,766 --> 01:08:33,225 a fur coat to an event like this. 1263 01:08:33,226 --> 01:08:34,769 - Yeah, well I just wanted to look my best 1264 01:08:35,103 --> 01:08:36,813 which is more than I can say for you. 1265 01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:38,857 - I was cleaning up trash in the parking lot. 1266 01:08:39,190 --> 01:08:40,858 - Well I suppose someone has to do it. 1267 01:08:43,236 --> 01:08:44,904 Hey look, free food! 1268 01:08:48,158 --> 01:08:50,618 - Of course we only eat vegetarian. 1269 01:08:55,623 --> 01:08:57,708 Mmmm, this is delicious. 1270 01:08:58,793 --> 01:09:00,127 What is it? 1271 01:09:00,128 --> 01:09:01,796 Pig's feet. 1272 01:09:07,302 --> 01:09:08,569 What? 1273 01:09:09,804 --> 01:09:11,931 Ah ah ah ah, girls, girls, don't touch that food, 1274 01:09:12,265 --> 01:09:13,740 that's for the guests! 1275 01:09:14,476 --> 01:09:17,395 - Now here, here's for your cover. 1276 01:09:17,729 --> 01:09:19,981 Put those on and I'll explain 1277 01:09:20,315 --> 01:09:22,025 your position after you've changed. 1278 01:09:25,111 --> 01:09:28,823 - You know, I feel some really bad karma. 1279 01:09:31,743 --> 01:09:33,369 Excuse me, Officer. 1280 01:09:33,703 --> 01:09:35,037 Yes, Ma'am? 1281 01:09:35,038 --> 01:09:36,372 - I wonder if you could help me out. 1282 01:09:36,706 --> 01:09:38,248 I seem to be having trouble 1283 01:09:38,249 --> 01:09:40,793 distinguishing between aluminum cans and tin cans. 1284 01:09:41,127 --> 01:09:43,170 Could you come out to my car and help me? 1285 01:09:43,505 --> 01:09:45,089 Certainly, Miss. 1286 01:09:45,090 --> 01:09:46,090 Thank you! 1287 01:09:46,091 --> 01:09:47,358 Hey! 1288 01:09:48,259 --> 01:09:50,068 - Hurry up, we haven't got much time! 1289 01:09:56,601 --> 01:09:58,143 Oh Ms. Devonshire, 1290 01:09:58,144 --> 01:09:59,103 someone threw up on that 1291 01:09:59,104 --> 01:10:00,437 refreshment table over there. 1292 01:10:00,438 --> 01:10:01,814 Get that cleaned up, will you? 1293 01:10:02,148 --> 01:10:03,524 Here, use that. 1294 01:10:03,525 --> 01:10:04,667 Thank you. 1295 01:10:05,860 --> 01:10:07,127 Come on! 1296 01:10:09,781 --> 01:10:11,590 Excellent cause. 1297 01:10:17,122 --> 01:10:19,541 Oh, now look at that! 1298 01:10:19,874 --> 01:10:22,918 Someone stiffed us with a tin can! 1299 01:10:27,173 --> 01:10:28,883 - What do you think the Commissioner 1300 01:10:29,217 --> 01:10:31,469 had in mind when he picked out these outfits? 1301 01:10:31,803 --> 01:10:33,179 I don't know. 1302 01:10:33,513 --> 01:10:35,723 These outfits are fully recyclable. 1303 01:10:36,057 --> 01:10:36,974 Maybe we're supposed to be 1304 01:10:36,975 --> 01:10:38,534 the opening act for the show! 1305 01:10:39,144 --> 01:10:40,727 That makes sense! 1306 01:10:40,728 --> 01:10:42,370 We're dressed in theme. 1307 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,999 Come on, let's go! 1308 01:11:03,251 --> 01:11:04,434 Pony! 1309 01:11:18,850 --> 01:11:20,033 Watusi! 1310 01:11:48,087 --> 01:11:51,090 - Yeah, it's better than Woodstock. 1311 01:11:53,134 --> 01:11:54,651 Do the swim! 1312 01:12:13,363 --> 01:12:14,838 Stop that! 1313 01:12:27,919 --> 01:12:32,006 Okay, settle down everyone, settle down now. 1314 01:12:32,340 --> 01:12:34,091 - What in the H- E-double hockey sticks 1315 01:12:34,425 --> 01:12:35,467 do you two think you're doing? 1316 01:12:35,468 --> 01:12:36,677 This is supposed to be a family event! 1317 01:12:36,678 --> 01:12:38,054 But I thought you wanted us 1318 01:12:38,388 --> 01:12:39,513 to entertain the audience! 1319 01:12:39,514 --> 01:12:40,722 Why would you think I would 1320 01:12:40,723 --> 01:12:42,975 want you to do a thing like that? 1321 01:12:43,309 --> 01:12:44,768 What I want you to do 1322 01:12:44,769 --> 01:12:46,103 is get inside these two bins 1323 01:12:46,437 --> 01:12:47,813 of recyclable waste! 1324 01:12:48,147 --> 01:12:50,065 These outfits are gonna conceal you. 1325 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:51,567 What? 1326 01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:53,903 I'm not getting inside of a trash can. 1327 01:12:54,237 --> 01:12:56,030 - Look look look, see, that's the money 1328 01:12:56,364 --> 01:12:57,907 that we're using as bait, right? 1329 01:12:58,241 --> 01:13:00,034 Now this is as close as I can get you to the money 1330 01:13:00,368 --> 01:13:01,785 and still keep you hidden. 1331 01:13:01,786 --> 01:13:03,203 Now we want to get the 1332 01:13:03,204 --> 01:13:05,122 jump on Malathion, don't we? 1333 01:13:05,456 --> 01:13:06,598 Come on. 1334 01:13:09,043 --> 01:13:10,310 Alright. 1335 01:13:18,261 --> 01:13:19,929 Good work, good work. 1336 01:13:20,263 --> 01:13:21,722 - This is the most disgusting thing 1337 01:13:22,056 --> 01:13:23,432 I've ever done on duty. 1338 01:13:26,185 --> 01:13:27,603 Of course, you won't want to 1339 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:29,187 forget your guns either. 1340 01:13:29,188 --> 01:13:30,731 Here you go. 1341 01:13:30,732 --> 01:13:31,523 Ow! 1342 01:13:31,524 --> 01:13:32,899 Sorry. 1343 01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:34,250 I can still see you. 1344 01:13:36,696 --> 01:13:38,447 Here we go, how's that. 1345 01:13:41,075 --> 01:13:42,326 There, oh this is perfect! 1346 01:13:42,327 --> 01:13:45,163 Now don't move and don't say a word. 1347 01:13:46,205 --> 01:13:48,665 - Oh no, I think I have an itch. 1348 01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:53,212 Fine, that's better. 1349 01:13:53,546 --> 01:13:55,088 Now the right. 1350 01:13:55,089 --> 01:13:57,132 Phew, ready Sir? 1351 01:13:57,467 --> 01:13:58,859 All set. 1352 01:14:01,220 --> 01:14:04,973 - Welcome to our little Earth Day celebration. 1353 01:14:05,308 --> 01:14:07,601 Now is everybody having fun? 1354 01:14:13,524 --> 01:14:18,024 Hey, oh, now we don't want to get ugly here. 1355 01:14:22,492 --> 01:14:24,577 I'm Ms. Devonshire, 1356 01:14:24,911 --> 01:14:27,079 your hostess for this afternoon. 1357 01:14:27,413 --> 01:14:29,206 Let's get down to business. 1358 01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:36,046 Do you recycle? 1359 01:14:36,381 --> 01:14:37,773 Yeah! 1360 01:14:38,841 --> 01:14:40,108 Yes, yeah! 1361 01:14:41,386 --> 01:14:43,554 - Do you care about the deterioration 1362 01:14:43,888 --> 01:14:45,764 of the Ozone layer? 1363 01:14:46,099 --> 01:14:47,658 Yes! 1364 01:14:53,398 --> 01:14:55,733 Do you care about the quality 1365 01:14:56,067 --> 01:14:57,651 of the air that you breathe? 1366 01:14:57,985 --> 01:14:59,669 Yeah! 1367 01:15:04,033 --> 01:15:05,325 ' Yes! 1368 01:15:05,326 --> 01:15:08,370 - Do you care about the water that you drink? 1369 01:15:09,539 --> 01:15:11,306 Yeah! 1370 01:15:13,334 --> 01:15:14,851 Yes! 1371 01:15:16,963 --> 01:15:18,422 Yeah! 1372 01:15:18,423 --> 01:15:19,356 - Do you care to tell us what is going on back there? 1373 01:15:25,596 --> 01:15:26,972 Ms. Devonshire, 1374 01:15:26,973 --> 01:15:29,892 this woman over here is smoking cigarettes, 1375 01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:32,061 she's using hairspray, 1376 01:15:32,395 --> 01:15:34,563 and she's drinking out of a Styrofoam cup! 1377 01:15:38,025 --> 01:15:39,401 Young woman! 1378 01:15:39,736 --> 01:15:42,029 What do you have to say for yourself? 1379 01:15:52,582 --> 01:15:53,974 Holy moley! 1380 01:15:57,420 --> 01:15:58,895 Malathion! 1381 01:16:00,882 --> 01:16:03,301 Officer, arrest that woman! 1382 01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:05,594 I don't think so. 1383 01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:09,265 I don't work for you guys. 1384 01:16:10,516 --> 01:16:12,434 He's just kidding, right? 1385 01:16:14,145 --> 01:16:15,520 Alright! 1386 01:16:15,521 --> 01:16:17,231 Everybody hand over your valuables 1387 01:16:17,565 --> 01:16:19,207 and don't try anything funny. 1388 01:16:21,736 --> 01:16:23,070 You first, big mouth! 1389 01:16:25,448 --> 01:16:26,656 I was gonna use that money 1390 01:16:26,657 --> 01:16:28,950 to buy a low flow shower head! 1391 01:16:29,285 --> 01:16:30,510 Shut up! 1392 01:16:35,374 --> 01:16:38,418 - Let's hustle, come on come on come on. 1393 01:16:56,437 --> 01:16:59,648 And I'm keeping my eye on you two! 1394 01:16:59,982 --> 01:17:03,026 - Alright everybody on the floor! 1395 01:17:07,406 --> 01:17:09,658 Like a job well done. 1396 01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,788 Run, everybody, run! 1397 01:17:22,630 --> 01:17:25,007 This way! 1398 01:17:46,779 --> 01:17:48,489 - That's our cue, right on schedule. 1399 01:17:48,823 --> 01:17:51,408 Hey, would you look at that? 1400 01:17:51,742 --> 01:17:55,370 Like taking candy from a baby! 1401 01:17:56,789 --> 01:17:58,248 Look at these bins over here. 1402 01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:01,668 So, it's just plastic. 1403 01:18:01,669 --> 01:18:03,796 - Yeah, but feel how heavy they are. 1404 01:18:04,130 --> 01:18:05,714 At 45 cents a pound, 1405 01:18:06,048 --> 01:18:07,466 there's a lot of money in here. 1406 01:18:08,593 --> 01:18:10,218 You have a point. 1407 01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:11,469 Help me with the money, 1408 01:18:11,470 --> 01:18:12,512 we'll come back for the rest later. 1409 01:18:12,513 --> 01:18:13,822 - Alright. - Okay. 1410 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,451 Freeze! 1411 01:18:22,356 --> 01:18:23,857 Alright, get away from there! 1412 01:18:24,191 --> 01:18:26,193 - What are you gonna stop us with? 1413 01:18:26,527 --> 01:18:28,904 - Wait, I know my gun is in here somewhere. 1414 01:18:30,323 --> 01:18:32,174 Get 'em! 1415 01:18:43,753 --> 01:18:45,421 Get away from there! 1416 01:18:53,304 --> 01:18:55,389 Where is my gun? 1417 01:18:55,723 --> 01:18:57,850 - Alright, so my bin's heavy, huh? 1418 01:19:10,863 --> 01:19:12,531 Devonshire! 1419 01:19:12,865 --> 01:19:14,825 Where are you, Devonshire? 1420 01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:31,467 Hold it right there! 1421 01:19:33,052 --> 01:19:35,345 What are you supposed to be? 1422 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:37,431 I'm your exterminator. 1423 01:19:38,766 --> 01:19:40,392 You've got to be kidding. 1424 01:19:48,567 --> 01:19:50,193 You're not kidding. 1425 01:19:51,487 --> 01:19:53,296 Any last words? 1426 01:19:54,615 --> 01:19:58,952 - Dodd, run, take the money and split! 1427 01:20:10,673 --> 01:20:13,342 Ms. Devonshire, very good! 1428 01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:15,318 Thank you, Sir. 1429 01:20:16,012 --> 01:20:17,805 - Samantha, what are you doing here? 1430 01:20:18,139 --> 01:20:19,515 Sir, I need to speak to you. 1431 01:20:21,851 --> 01:20:23,727 Malathion offered me this bribery money. 1432 01:20:25,771 --> 01:20:27,397 I was very tempted to keep it, 1433 01:20:27,732 --> 01:20:29,608 but something inside me just wouldn't. 1434 01:20:33,821 --> 01:20:36,365 - Well you're very honest, Samantha. 1435 01:20:38,075 --> 01:20:39,534 You're very stupid! 1436 01:20:39,535 --> 01:20:40,927 I would have kept it. 1437 01:20:41,495 --> 01:20:42,579 Well I guess that's where 1438 01:20:42,580 --> 01:20:44,039 we're different, Melanie. 1439 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:45,515 Here's a dime. 1440 01:20:46,667 --> 01:20:48,460 You're gonna need it where you're going. 1441 01:20:53,841 --> 01:20:55,551 And look what we got! 1442 01:20:57,636 --> 01:21:02,136 - Well, very good, girls, very good! 1443 01:21:03,934 --> 01:21:05,518 Looks like we caught Malathion 1444 01:21:05,853 --> 01:21:07,353 and her whole gang, didn't we? 1445 01:21:07,354 --> 01:21:08,897 Well we've cleaned up the city. 1446 01:21:08,898 --> 01:21:11,025 Once again we'll have clean air to breathe 1447 01:21:11,358 --> 01:21:12,984 and clean water to drink 1448 01:21:12,985 --> 01:21:14,736 and a clean recycling center. 1449 01:21:15,071 --> 01:21:17,573 Just can it already! 1450 01:21:17,907 --> 01:21:18,948 Yeah, most importantly our 1451 01:21:18,949 --> 01:21:20,533 paycheck money is safe and sound. 1452 01:21:26,457 --> 01:21:28,542 - Samantha, I didn't expect to see you here! 1453 01:21:29,835 --> 01:21:30,752 She helped us capture 1454 01:21:30,753 --> 01:21:32,312 one of Malathion's gang. 1455 01:21:33,089 --> 01:21:34,589 Good work, I always knew 1456 01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:36,341 you were on our side. 1457 01:21:36,675 --> 01:21:37,592 Thanks, Candy. 1458 01:21:37,593 --> 01:21:39,235 At least somebody believed me. 1459 01:21:40,513 --> 01:21:44,058 - Samantha, perhaps I judged you wrongly, 1460 01:21:45,309 --> 01:21:46,768 but you know what? 1461 01:21:49,021 --> 01:21:51,732 I'm gonna give you another chance. 1462 01:21:52,066 --> 01:21:54,943 You've got two months left in your sentence, huh? 1463 01:21:55,277 --> 01:21:57,779 Well I want you to take those two months 1464 01:21:58,114 --> 01:21:59,990 and I want you to study as hard as you can 1465 01:22:00,324 --> 01:22:02,576 and if you pass that entrance exam, 1466 01:22:02,910 --> 01:22:05,329 well then we'll put you back on the force, 1467 01:22:05,663 --> 01:22:07,080 now what do you say to that? 1468 01:22:07,081 --> 01:22:08,682 Vice trainee, hmm? 1469 01:22:10,835 --> 01:22:12,753 Yes Sir, I'll do my best, Sir! 1470 01:22:13,087 --> 01:22:14,688 You won't regret this. 1471 01:22:15,631 --> 01:22:17,523 Congratulations. 1472 01:22:20,928 --> 01:22:24,973 - Now, get these losers out of here. 1473 01:22:28,894 --> 01:22:30,103 Come on! 1474 01:22:30,104 --> 01:22:31,688 There's a suite at The Gray Bar Hotel 1475 01:22:32,022 --> 01:22:33,314 waiting for you. 1476 01:22:33,315 --> 01:22:34,399 No, I think you should take 1477 01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:36,985 them to jail, Ms. Devonshire. 1478 01:22:37,319 --> 01:22:38,419 Yes, Sir. 1479 01:22:42,908 --> 01:22:44,784 No cell could hold me! 1480 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:52,125 No prison is large enough 1481 01:22:52,459 --> 01:22:54,002 to keep me behind bars! 1482 01:22:55,921 --> 01:22:57,255 No force could- 1483 01:22:57,256 --> 01:22:58,966 - Hey, you may have already flushed 1484 01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:00,216 your life down the toilet, 1485 01:23:00,217 --> 01:23:02,677 but I am trying to study here! 1486 01:23:05,639 --> 01:23:07,474 So either you put a cork in it, 1487 01:23:07,808 --> 01:23:08,892 or I'm gonna shove my fist 1488 01:23:08,893 --> 01:23:10,143 so far down your throat 1489 01:23:10,144 --> 01:23:11,562 it'll never see daylight again, you got it?! 1490 01:23:11,896 --> 01:23:13,689 Yes, ma'am, I'll be quiet. 1491 01:23:14,023 --> 01:23:15,165 So shut up! 1492 01:23:54,855 --> 01:23:56,372 Well 1493 01:24:00,277 --> 01:24:02,946 congratulations, you made it, Officer! 1494 01:24:07,034 --> 01:24:08,702 I did, I really did? 1495 01:24:09,995 --> 01:24:11,746 I can't believe it, I can't believe it! 1496 01:24:12,081 --> 01:24:13,457 I really did? 1497 01:24:13,791 --> 01:24:15,167 I knew you could do it! 1498 01:24:15,501 --> 01:24:16,292 Thanks. 1499 01:24:16,293 --> 01:24:17,460 I can't believe it. 1500 01:24:17,461 --> 01:24:19,103 Yeah, me too. 1501 01:24:21,006 --> 01:24:24,217 - Commissioner, how about putting 1502 01:24:24,551 --> 01:24:27,136 me back on active duty now? 1503 01:24:30,808 --> 01:24:33,852 - Well I suppose so, Ms. Devonshire. 1504 01:24:34,186 --> 01:24:35,770 At $5.00 an hour? 1505 01:24:36,105 --> 01:24:37,146 What? 1506 01:24:37,147 --> 01:24:38,581 It's not unreasonable. 1507 01:24:39,316 --> 01:24:42,652 - Ms. Devonshire, $5.00 an hour, I don't know. 1508 01:24:42,987 --> 01:24:45,698 - Alright, you can keep me at $4.60, 1509 01:24:46,031 --> 01:24:48,742 but you will never ever figure out 1510 01:24:49,076 --> 01:24:52,370 your filing system after what I have done to it, Sir. 1511 01:24:55,666 --> 01:24:59,127 - Oh, well I see your point, Ms. Devonshire. 1512 01:25:00,587 --> 01:25:03,214 Very well, $5.00 an hour. 1513 01:25:03,549 --> 01:25:05,049 Thank you, Sir. 1514 01:25:05,050 --> 01:25:07,218 And remember, I'm worth it. 1515 01:25:08,595 --> 01:25:10,096 - How well I know, Ms. Devonshire. 1516 01:25:11,515 --> 01:25:13,057 Tell me, what are you gonna do 1517 01:25:13,058 --> 01:25:13,850 with all that money now that 1518 01:25:13,851 --> 01:25:15,101 you got a raise, huh? 1519 01:25:15,102 --> 01:25:16,728 Well I have one plan. 1520 01:25:18,897 --> 01:25:20,189 You don't happen to have the number 1521 01:25:20,190 --> 01:25:22,817 of a good tattoo remover? 103066