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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Not again.
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Every day this week!
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If I find out who
this N.R.P. creep is,
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I'm really gonna
let him have it.
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Hurry up, Norm.
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Sammy's getting
a lot faster at this.
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Got it.
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Hey, Norm.
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Listen, I uh...
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I know the N.P.
Stands for Norm Peterson.
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What's the "R" stand for?
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Resourceful.
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(theme song begins)
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You wanna be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Mail-gram for you, Fras.
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CLIFF:
Well, I'll be darned.
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Yeah, what's that?
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Well, it says here if you walk
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with a quarter wedged
between your knees
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your, your posture
will be a lot better.
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Hey, give me a couple of bits
here, Norm, I want to try it.
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Tell you what, Cliff...
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here's a buck
to not try it, okay?
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Fair enough.
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(groans)
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What's the matter?
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It's from Lilith.
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Oh, that's awful.
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What? What's awful?
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"Dear Frasier, life in
the Eco-pod is wonderful.
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"Googie and I are happier
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"than we've ever been.
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"Please start divorce
proceedings.
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Our marriage is..."
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Made in heaven?
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"Our marriage
is over."
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That burns my hide- Lilith
sending that Mail-gram.
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Well, thank you, Cliff.
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Well, all of a sudden
a first class stamp isn't any good anymore?
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I mean, people,
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I've been telling you,
I mean, our success rate
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is almost 50%!
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Well, you know,
unless it's raining,
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'cause then the tires...
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Sorry.
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Oh, thank you, Sam.
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Divorce, Lilith
wants a divorce.
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You know, I, I know
we've been separated
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and I've been saying
some pretty bitter things,
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but... I guess deep down
in my heart of hearts,
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I'd always hoped for some
sort of a reconciliation.
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Now I just don't
know how to feel.
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Hey, you know, Fras,
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I went through this same
thing when Nick left me.
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And the way I look at it,
here's what you can do.
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You can get angry and bitter,
learn to hate the world,
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snap at people.
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Or?
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Or what?
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You want to talk about it, make
yourself feel a little better?
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Oh, I appreciate what
you're trying to do, Sam,
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but, uh, I think I'd just, uh,
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rather be alone right now.
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Try to figure out how
I'm gonna carry on now that,
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I know that Lilith
is never coming back.
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Boy, oh boy.
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That must be rough, huh?
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I've never been married,
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but, uh, I remember
how depressed I was when Ma left me.
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You referring to the time your
mother moved to Florida
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when you were 37 years old?
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It still hurt.
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Poor Fras.
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Boy, I'm never seen him so sad.
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And it's too bad.
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You know, he's always
there for us.
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He's always helping us out.
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What can we do to cheer him up?
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I don't know.
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Oh, I've got it.
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Oh! We'll throw
him a party.
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What?
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A divorce party.
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You know, then that way he'll
know that all his friends
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support him and, and maybe it'll
brighten his day a little bit.
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We'll, we'll have it
for him tomorrow when he usually comes in.
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I don't know, you know,
a party for a guy
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whose wife just left him...
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uh... it seems
kind of strange.
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Makes perfect sense to me.
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Look out, everybody,
here he comes.
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Okay, what do we yell
when he comes in?
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Just yell, "Surprise!"
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Surprise, surprise, surprise...
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okay, I think I've got it.
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ALL:
Surprise!
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♪ For he's a jolly
good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's
a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's a jolly good
fellow... ♪
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♪ Which nobody can deny. ♪
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(cheering)
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Is this for me?
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Yes, I thought it would help
you get over Lilith.
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Do you like it?
Oh, very much. Thank you.
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Well, it was my idea.
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The guys fought me
at every turn.
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Okay, everybody,
let's lift our glasses here
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and toast Frasier's
new-found freedom!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Woody, you having a beer?
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Why not?
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I'm a grown man, I'm an adult.
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I can handle my alcohol.
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Plus we're out
of chocolate milk.
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(glass clinking)
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I want to make the
first toast to Frasier.
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Lilith stinks!
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ALL:
Lilith stinks!
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Profoundly put.
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But I really don't want
this to degenerate
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into a "bash Lilith" party, so,
look, what's done is done.
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It's about time I got over it.
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Oh, well, then you're
not going to like
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what we did to the dart board.
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Dah!
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Well, maybe just one throw.
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(cheering)
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Nice shot!
All right, Frasier!
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Well, I've got one at home.
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Oh, dear, dear, dear.
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Woody, uh, exactly
how many beers
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have you had there,
young fellow?
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Just one... Mom.
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Wood, you got to be
careful there, buddy.
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You never know how liquor's
going to affect you, you know?
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Sometimes you
can get depressed.
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Sometimes you get giddy.
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So, Norm, when're you gonna get
off your butt and get a job?
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Sometimes you just
get brutally honest.
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Frasier, you know
how I feel about you.
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But I'm not
any good with words,
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so I'm gonna let this
do the talking for me.
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(tawdry trumpet riff)
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(strip tease music playing)
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(patrons hooting and hollering)
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Oh, Lordy, look at that!
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Yeah!
Cake!
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All right, huh? The world
of the exotic dancer.
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A little sleazy if you ask me.
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Almost as sleazy as the types
who frequent those joints.
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Oh, hey! It's Cliff!
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Hey, uh, I must
look like a Cliff.
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Uh, excuse me, miss,
could you move the veil,
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you're blocking
the mocha creme, here.
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You're kidding, right?
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No, you see, uh, sweetheart,
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over the years
our priorities change.
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Yeah? How so?
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Hey there, Miss Krapence.
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That's Mr. Krapence.
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That's not what I heard.
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Say, Woody, why
don't you sit down
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right here for a
while, all right?
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What's with this
"Miss Krapence" stuff?
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I mean, who's been
making cracks?
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I've got an ex-wife,
you know.
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Whoa, what-what-what
are you doin' man?
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Why, why, why are you taking
shots at, at Paul, huh?
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Well, come on, Sam,
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use your head.
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The guy's in his 40s,
he's not married.
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He's always braggin'
about his sex life
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and yet he's always here.
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It all adds up, Sam.
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Or should I say, Samantha?
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Would you guys do
something with him?
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Look at that, Norm.
He's fast asleep.
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Hmm?
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Oop!
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Oop! Look at this legs-
they're twitching.
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I bet you he's dreaming
he's chasing rabbits.
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Don't be ridiculous, Cliff.
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Only dogs dream about
chasing rabbits.
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(barking)
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Frasier, are you
enjoying your party?
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Yes, I am, very much.
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Uh, friends,
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uh, I just wanted
to say thanks.
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Really, thank you very much.
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Aw.
Okay.
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It's just terrific you
guys tried to cheer me up
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and, uh, I just think it's time
I was shoving off now, okay?
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Frasier, you're going home?
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Well, yes, and, uh,
thank you again, Rebecca,
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for putting all this together.
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Frasier, are you going
to be all right?
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I, I just get a little emotional
when I, when I drink too much.
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(laughing):
Look at me.
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Fras, you know what?
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I think I'm gonna
drive you home.
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Oh, I would really
appreciate that, Rebecca.
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I sent Frederick
to his grandmother's,
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and I just don't want to go
home to that house alone.
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Frasier for what it's worth,
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I think that Lilith
made a big mistake. Well, thank you.
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And for what it's worth,
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I think that Evan Drake
made a big mistake, too.
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Thank you, Frasier.
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And, well, uh,
while we're at it,
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so did Sam, and, uh,
Martin Teal,
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and Robin Colcord and that...
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that cousin of Woody's
that used to play the piano,
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and Mark Newberger.
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And those are just
the ones you know about.
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Ah.
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I hope you didn't mind my
pouring my guts out to you.
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I didn't mind a bit.
I was glad to help.
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So I'll see you
tomorrow at work?
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Uh, Rebecca, why don't
you come on in for a bit?
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I'll make some coffee.
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Sure. Okay.
Great.
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All I've got's instant.
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Oh, instant's fine.
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You know, come
to think of it, Fras,
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you have a really hard job.
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You listen to other people tell
you their problems all day long
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and you never really have a
chance to talk about yourself.
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You're a very sympathetic
person, Rebecca.
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Thanks again.
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Frasier, would you
quit thanking me?
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That's what friends do,
they help each other.
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You really are
my friend, aren't you?
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Well, of course I am.
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Fras, I think I better go.
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Oh, oh, God.
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Rebecca,
I'm-I'm so sorry.
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Uh, this... this is
entirely unintentional.
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I-It wasn't premeditated
or anything.
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I, uh, oh, God, uh...
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Frasier, I understand what
you're trying to say.
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Let's just forget
it ever happened, okay?
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Rebecca, wait, wait.
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I've always found you,
you know, rather attractive.
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Well, very attractive really.
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Well, thank you very much.
That's sweet of you to say,
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but I really think
I'd better be go...
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It's just that seeing you
now in my home,
255
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,534
looking into
your beautiful eyes,
256
00:11:43,535 --> 00:11:46,153
I just wanted to,
257
00:11:46,221 --> 00:11:48,005
I had to...
258
00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:53,494
Oh, God, what am I doing?!
259
00:11:53,562 --> 00:11:58,799
This is not romantic,
this is just weird!
260
00:11:58,866 --> 00:12:01,335
Frasier, y-you're my friend!
261
00:12:01,403 --> 00:12:03,137
I've known you for years!
262
00:12:03,138 --> 00:12:05,106
First Sam, now you.
Who's next- Cliff?
263
00:12:05,107 --> 00:12:07,007
Oh, God!
264
00:12:07,075 --> 00:12:10,110
Oh, Rebecca, you, you have
to admit,
265
00:12:10,178 --> 00:12:13,346
there's always been some
sexual tension between us.
266
00:12:13,414 --> 00:12:15,099
There has?
267
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,935
Yes. It started the first day
you came into the bar.
268
00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:20,838
I heard your sexy, smoky voice.
269
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,573
I, I looked up and I thought,
270
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,091
"My God!
Who is that woman?"
271
00:12:24,092 --> 00:12:25,108
Really?!
272
00:12:25,109 --> 00:12:28,245
Really.
273
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,047
Your turn.
274
00:12:30,114 --> 00:12:31,882
What did you think
when you saw me?
275
00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:36,220
I thought...
276
00:12:38,323 --> 00:12:41,726
Well, you know, Fras, I met
so many people that day.
277
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:45,312
Well, I mean, through the years
278
00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:48,182
you must have at least found me
a, a little attractive.
279
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:52,569
Well, I, uh...
280
00:12:52,637 --> 00:12:54,071
Oh, come on!
281
00:12:54,072 --> 00:12:57,758
I mean, surely
for as long as we've known each other,
282
00:12:57,759 --> 00:12:59,026
there has to be some
sexual tension!
283
00:12:59,027 --> 00:13:00,261
Why?!
284
00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:02,362
Well it's been proven
in scientific journals!
285
00:13:02,363 --> 00:13:04,598
People who spend any amount
of time with each other
286
00:13:04,599 --> 00:13:07,101
do experience some sort of
subconscious sexual attraction!
287
00:13:07,102 --> 00:13:08,235
Are you sure?
288
00:13:08,303 --> 00:13:10,054
Do you want me
to get the book?!
289
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,255
No, no, no, Frasier,
Frasier, Frasier,
290
00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:12,422
Frasier, forget the book!
291
00:13:12,423 --> 00:13:15,592
Frasier,
listen to me. I...
292
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,745
You are a very attractive man.
293
00:13:18,813 --> 00:13:22,483
And you're funny, you're witty,
and you're very charming.
294
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,385
And one time,
295
00:13:24,452 --> 00:13:27,338
you came in the bar
and you had on these pants,
296
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,774
and they made your buns
look really cute.
297
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:31,992
What colour were they?
298
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,594
I could go put them on.
299
00:13:33,662 --> 00:13:36,413
No, Fras...
300
00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:38,883
Fras, you don't need to put
those pants on.
301
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:42,687
My, my point here is that, for
all the years I've known you,
302
00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:44,755
you have been married.
303
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:47,424
So, uh, I just, I never
really took notice.
304
00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:49,944
Well, I'm not married now.
305
00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:52,713
No, you're not.
306
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,154
Yeah, he's still out cold,
Normie.
307
00:14:01,155 --> 00:14:02,640
Mm.
Think we ought to wake him?
308
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,474
Well, we could.
309
00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,243
You know, we could take him
over to his house
310
00:14:06,244 --> 00:14:08,414
and, uh, get him undressed,
put him in bed,
311
00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:10,447
let him sleep it off
in peace and quiet.
312
00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:12,683
Yeah, we could do that.
313
00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:19,457
But we're not going to, are we?
314
00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:22,192
No, sir, my good friend,
we are not.
315
00:14:22,193 --> 00:14:23,878
What we are going
to do, though,
316
00:14:23,879 --> 00:14:26,413
is, uh, get a pan
of warm water,
317
00:14:26,481 --> 00:14:27,715
put his hand in it,
318
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:31,351
and, uh, step back
and watch the hilarity ensue.
319
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,948
Guys, am I the only one here
who's concerned about Frasier?
320
00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:39,643
I think so.
321
00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:40,911
You know, this could be
322
00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:43,848
a depressing night for him,
you know?
323
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,382
We're his friends,
and here we are
324
00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:47,250
just playing stupid camp games
with Woody.
325
00:14:47,251 --> 00:14:48,585
Wait a minute.
326
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:53,057
The hand in the pan of warm
water a stupid camp game?
327
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,926
I don't even know who you are,
Sam Malone.
328
00:14:55,994 --> 00:14:58,028
I'm serious.
329
00:14:58,029 --> 00:14:59,763
Remember the last time
he got this upset?
330
00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:01,565
He ended up on a ledge.
331
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,667
Yeah, you're right about that.
332
00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:05,052
All I'm saying is maybe he
shouldn't be alone.
333
00:15:05,053 --> 00:15:06,420
Yeah, yeah, maybe
334
00:15:06,421 --> 00:15:08,772
we ought to go over there with
some chips and a pizza.
335
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:10,207
Thank you.
336
00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:13,410
Yeah. I'll get some videos
or something, right?
337
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,746
Well, yeah, it feels good
to do something nice
338
00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:17,147
for somebody sometimes, yeah?
339
00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:18,482
Yeah.
This is Cheers, right?
340
00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:19,863
We, we stick with each other.
341
00:15:19,864 --> 00:15:21,952
NORM:
That's right. We take care of our own.
342
00:15:21,953 --> 00:15:23,587
Hey, guys,
you'd better take an umbrella.
343
00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:24,668
It's starting to mist.
344
00:15:24,722 --> 00:15:27,975
Mist?
345
00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:29,409
Oh, man, that, uh,
346
00:15:29,477 --> 00:15:33,130
that really messes up my hair.
347
00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:34,465
It's not gonna help the tickle
348
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,999
in the back
of my throat either.
349
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,685
And this, uh, sweater
is sure to pill.
350
00:15:38,753 --> 00:15:41,455
Well, now what are we gonna do?
351
00:15:43,841 --> 00:15:45,993
I'll get the pan.
You heat up the water.
352
00:15:58,807 --> 00:16:02,043
Now, Rebecca, you're,
you're sure you're okay with this?
353
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,811
Because I wouldn't want
to do anything
354
00:16:03,812 --> 00:16:05,813
to compromise our friendship,
355
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,549
and I know you're in a very
delicate state right now.
356
00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:10,051
You ready to hit the sack?
357
00:16:10,118 --> 00:16:11,802
Right upstairs.
358
00:16:14,422 --> 00:16:16,123
You get some champagne
359
00:16:16,124 --> 00:16:17,791
and I'll go upstairs
and get ready.
360
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,159
Right. Okay.
361
00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:21,195
Take your time.
362
00:16:21,262 --> 00:16:23,030
This is not a drill.
363
00:16:27,836 --> 00:16:29,486
This is not a drill!
364
00:16:32,506 --> 00:16:34,407
(humming)
365
00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:39,046
(doorbell rings)
366
00:16:39,113 --> 00:16:40,497
Damn!
367
00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:46,686
Hey!
There you are!
368
00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,144
(laughs) I didn't want you
369
00:16:48,156 --> 00:16:50,891
to be alone and depressed
on a night like this.
370
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,260
So what I did was
I brought over
371
00:16:53,261 --> 00:16:54,962
some Three Stooges
tapes we can watch.
372
00:16:54,963 --> 00:16:57,564
Whoo! Gloomy in here.
There you go!
373
00:16:57,631 --> 00:16:59,132
Listen, Sam, uh...
374
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,734
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
375
00:17:00,801 --> 00:17:03,988
My hair's all frizzy.
But what the heck?
376
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:04,988
You're worth it, buddy.
377
00:17:04,989 --> 00:17:06,290
Sam...
378
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,391
You know, I was thinking
about not coming here.
379
00:17:08,392 --> 00:17:10,644
Then I thought about how,
you know,
380
00:17:10,645 --> 00:17:12,880
how you'd feel to see
a friendly face around,
381
00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:13,881
so here I am.
382
00:17:13,882 --> 00:17:14,882
(both chuckle)
383
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:17,117
Sam, uh...
Yeah?
384
00:17:17,184 --> 00:17:21,121
I, I appreciate all
this, but, you know,
385
00:17:21,188 --> 00:17:23,490
that you're here in
my hour of need and all,
386
00:17:23,558 --> 00:17:24,958
and I just want to tell you
387
00:17:25,026 --> 00:17:26,493
I think I'm okay with it now.
388
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:28,995
I think I'm just
gonna head upstairs
389
00:17:29,063 --> 00:17:30,564
and you know... (yawns)
390
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,132
put my head down, you know?
391
00:17:32,199 --> 00:17:33,667
I, I...
392
00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:34,735
Hi, Fras.
393
00:17:34,736 --> 00:17:36,002
Carla!
Hey!
394
00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:38,600
Oh, Fras, sorry about your wife,
blah, blah, blah.
395
00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:40,808
Well, brought some pizza.
396
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,560
I'm just gonna dig right in.
397
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:45,228
Give me a piece, there,
will you?
398
00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:48,916
Uh, Sam, this is such
a wonderful gesture.
399
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,584
It shows a sensitivity that I...
400
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,486
(Sam and Carla laugh)
401
00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:56,857
Geez, doesn't that
hurt Curly's nose?
402
00:17:56,925 --> 00:17:58,525
Well, of course it does.
403
00:17:58,593 --> 00:18:00,694
That's what makes it funny.
404
00:18:00,762 --> 00:18:01,962
(laughs)
405
00:18:03,798 --> 00:18:05,766
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
406
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:06,834
Woo-oo-oo-oo!
Woo-oo-oo-oo!
407
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,769
You got anything
to wash this down with?
408
00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:10,070
Yeah. How about
some napkins?
409
00:18:10,071 --> 00:18:12,006
Um, sure.
I'll, I'll get some.
410
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,140
They're, they're upstairs.
411
00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:14,675
That's where we keep them.
412
00:18:14,742 --> 00:18:19,546
I'll be, I'll be back in, oh,
15 minutes or so.
413
00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:21,515
(doorbell rings)
414
00:18:21,582 --> 00:18:23,834
Are you guys expecting anyone?
415
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,652
Uh, yeah, Norm and Cliff.
416
00:18:30,091 --> 00:18:32,459
Aha! Tell him what
he's won, Bob!
417
00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:35,128
Whoa! Pizza!
418
00:18:35,129 --> 00:18:36,196
Beer.
419
00:18:36,197 --> 00:18:38,098
Norm, Norm brought beer! Well.
420
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,867
No, no, no, I need a beer.
I'm a little thirsty.
421
00:18:40,935 --> 00:18:42,505
Sure.
I'll, uh, I'll get you one.
422
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,054
It's, uh, it's upstairs.
423
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,622
You keep your beer upstairs?
424
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:46,857
Uh, yeah, in the bedroom.
425
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:47,941
You, too?
426
00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:51,962
(doorbell rings)
427
00:18:54,365 --> 00:18:56,333
Paul! (chuckles)
428
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:59,970
Are you, uh, alone or did you
bring some friends, Paul?
429
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:05,309
What's that supposed to mean?
430
00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:07,677
Well...
431
00:19:07,745 --> 00:19:10,080
Nothing.
432
00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:11,148
Come on in.
433
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:12,349
Thanks for cheering me up.
434
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:14,017
I didn't come here
to cheer you up.
435
00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,752
I, I came to say something.
436
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:19,139
Everybody, there's, there's
something I've got to say.
437
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,741
Uh, Woody made some comments
earlier,
438
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,577
and at first I was angry,
but then I got to thinking.
439
00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:25,275
I took a long hard
look at myself.
440
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,782
I'm 45 years old, my mother's
dead, what am I waiting for?
441
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:31,951
I, I guess what I'm trying
to say is "World..."
442
00:19:32,019 --> 00:19:34,454
Hey, Paul,
443
00:19:34,522 --> 00:19:36,623
this is Frasier's night.
Do you mind?
444
00:19:40,728 --> 00:19:43,863
You're right, Sammy.
I'm sorry.
445
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:50,453
Is there any pizza left?
446
00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:52,139
I don't think so, Paul.
447
00:19:54,509 --> 00:19:57,978
Just, uh, make yourself
at home, Paul.
448
00:19:58,045 --> 00:20:00,514
Say, my God, is it
still raining outside?
449
00:20:00,582 --> 00:20:02,583
You know, I'm, I'm gonna
go upstairs
450
00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:03,817
and close those windows.
451
00:20:03,818 --> 00:20:05,386
Okay? I'll probably be
a little while.
452
00:20:05,387 --> 00:20:07,120
Oh, no, no!
Hold on!
453
00:20:07,188 --> 00:20:08,822
Whoa, no, you don't, buddy.
454
00:20:08,823 --> 00:20:11,357
You're not gonna go up there and
brood and be all alone by yourself.
455
00:20:11,358 --> 00:20:12,759
No way. No way.
456
00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:15,295
We're here to make sure
that you enjoy yourself.
457
00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:18,832
Well, then let me
go upstairs and close the windows!
458
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,267
I beg of you!
459
00:20:20,268 --> 00:20:22,402
It's been a long time
since I've closed the windows!
460
00:20:22,403 --> 00:20:23,937
They're wide open!
461
00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:26,957
Don't you be silly, you big lug.
462
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,292
Hey, look what we did here.
463
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,660
We made a little space
for you on the sofa.
464
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:32,579
Yeah, you can be the meat
465
00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:34,982
in our best friend sandwich.
466
00:20:35,049 --> 00:20:40,904
Hey, Fras, we got six hours
of The Stooges for you, man.
467
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:43,657
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
468
00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:45,075
Oh, God, look at that, fellows.
469
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:47,777
You big lug,
you got a tear in your eye.
470
00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:55,401
FRASIER:
Okay, guys...
471
00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:56,603
SAM:
Take care, buddy.
472
00:20:56,604 --> 00:20:58,404
Thanks again.
Good night.
473
00:20:58,405 --> 00:20:59,472
CLIFF:
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
474
00:20:59,473 --> 00:21:00,907
Yes, yes,
nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
475
00:21:00,908 --> 00:21:02,575
SAM:
We'll watch these again some other time.
476
00:21:02,576 --> 00:21:04,026
Okay, bye-bye.
(door shuts)
477
00:21:04,078 --> 00:21:05,578
(quick footsteps on stairs)
478
00:21:20,928 --> 00:21:22,529
Oh, Frasier, I'm sorry.
479
00:21:22,596 --> 00:21:24,230
I must have fallen asleep.
480
00:21:24,298 --> 00:21:25,348
What time is it?
481
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:27,167
Well, it's pretty late.
482
00:21:27,234 --> 00:21:31,371
Uh, I guess I'll go
downstairs and, uh, sleep on the couch.
483
00:21:31,438 --> 00:21:32,518
Maybe I should just go.
484
00:21:32,573 --> 00:21:35,909
No, no, you don't
have to go home.
485
00:21:35,977 --> 00:21:38,311
You don't have
to sleep on the couch.
486
00:21:40,915 --> 00:21:42,348
Just a second.
487
00:21:48,589 --> 00:21:51,125
(door opens, shuts)
488
00:21:51,192 --> 00:21:52,392
Frasier, what was that?
489
00:21:52,393 --> 00:21:53,494
What was what?
490
00:21:53,495 --> 00:21:56,130
I thought I heard a door slam.
491
00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:58,399
You don't think those guys
are back, do you?
492
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,466
No, no impossible.
493
00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:00,734
I locked and dead bolted it.
494
00:22:00,735 --> 00:22:03,303
They'd need a key to get in.
495
00:22:03,371 --> 00:22:05,672
Now where were we?
496
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,998
Let's make this a night
we'll never forget.
497
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,534
(door opens)
498
00:22:23,224 --> 00:22:24,775
Frasier?
499
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,060
Lilith!
500
00:22:29,997 --> 00:22:31,798
Rebecca?!
501
00:22:31,866 --> 00:22:34,451
Lilith.
502
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,241
Am I the only one
who feels awkward here?
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