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- [Man] Hey sis, it's me.
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I got my plane ticket.
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I will be getting in first
thing Saturday morning.
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And I wish you would
have just let me pay
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to ship your car up here.
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe this drive is just
what you need right now.
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I,
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I saw that you deleted
your Facebook account.
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I have no way of seeing
that sweet face of yours.
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Raven,
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I know this is hard.
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I miss her too.
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Raven, hey, it's me.
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I'm so, so, so sorry,
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but there's been
a change of plans.
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I got called to do
ER duty this weekend
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and there is absolutely no
one else that can do it.
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It has to be me.
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I'm so sorry.
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So, my girlfriend Jessica,
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she's gonna fly down there
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and she's gonna make the
drive with you, okay.
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Look, I know, I know,
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I know what you're gonna say,
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but please,
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please give her a chance,
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please for me.
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Okay, I, I don't think
that you should be
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doing this drive
alone right now, okay.
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All right, I will see you soon.
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I love you.
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Stay strong, okay.
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Bye.
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[soft music playing]
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♪ Palm trees, bare
skin, [inaudible] ♪
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♪ Sunset in July
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♪ To still I laugh again
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♪ [Inaudible lyrics]
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♪ Sunscreen in hand
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♪ Sunset let me go to bed now
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♪ California's been
working me to death ♪
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♪ And I've had not a lot
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♪ [Inaudible lyrics]
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♪ Who knew then
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♪ This would be forever
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♪ Who knew then
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♪ This would be forever
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♪ I should have known
better than this ♪
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♪ I should have known
better than this ♪
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♪ Tide's rolling out
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♪ Don't you wish you could too
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♪ So where too now
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♪ And this sunburns
gonna leave a scar ♪
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♪ It's gonna give
me cancer one day ♪
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♪ If I don't move to
somewhere with shade ♪
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♪ This sunburn
gonna leave a scar ♪
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♪ I'm gonna [inaudible lyrics]
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♪ Who knew then
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♪ This would be forever
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♪ Who knew then
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♪ This would be forever
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♪ And I should have
known better than this ♪
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♪ I should have known
better than this ♪
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♪ Tide's rolling out
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♪ Don't you wish you could too
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♪ So where to now
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- It's messed up, isn't it?
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Tragic even.
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- What?
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- Relationships.
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I feel like some of
the best ones end
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before they even get a
chance to get started.
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- Oh man,
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don't do that, okay.
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Not now.
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You're gonna make me lose it.
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We already packed the tissue.
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- I'm just stating the obvious.
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Okay, we were on the road
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to becoming the
best roommates ever.
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Ever in the history
of roommatedom.
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I don't know, it's just
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sad I guess.
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It makes me feel bad.
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I can't help feeling
bad about it.
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- No one should feel
bad about anything.
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But thanks.
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I think you're
pretty great, too.
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- I guess the saying is true.
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Blood is thicker than water.
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Or margaritas.
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- I am going miss
our margaritas.
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I'm gonna miss you too.
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- Life's so random, isn't it?
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I mean people meet,
relationships start
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and then just suddenly end.
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Bad shit happens, out
of the fucking blue.
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It's like life's
some cosmic joke.
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I mean I'm telling you
God has got to be a woman
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because only a real
bitch would do that shit
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to people's lives.
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- Thank you.
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- My pleasure, young lady.
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You enjoy that 900 mile
drive back to New York now.
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Y'all be careful
going down the road.
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- Oh, we will.
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Raven?
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- You must be Jessica.
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Hey, it's really
nice to meet you.
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- Oh, hi.
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Hi.
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- Wow, you're so much
prettier than Kyle said.
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- Oh gosh, thanks.
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- No, thank you.
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I mean it's really
nice of you to do this.
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It means a lot.
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- Yeah, it's okay,
it's no problem.
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I know I'm a sorry substitute
for your own brother,
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but everything was
so last minute.
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- No, not at all.
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I'm actually really glad
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that we're gonna get a
chance to know each other.
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He's talked so much about you.
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- Oh, yeah, me too.
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- Well, there she is.
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She's all gassed up,
packed up, ready to go.
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- Oh, okay.
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Um, do you actually mind if
we go inside for a minute?
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- I was actually thinking
that we'd just hit the road,
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you know?
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I want to beat the traffic.
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- Well, of course.
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It was just sort
of a long flight.
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- Uh, I, I would but the
house is already locked up
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and my only set of keys is in
the kitchen for the landlord.
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- Really?
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- But you know we are
gonna be on a road trip.
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I'm sure you can just pop
a squat out back, you know?
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- Oh, um, yeah, great.
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- It's pretty
private back there.
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I mean there is a neighbor
on the second floor
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that I'm pretty
sure was jerking off
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while I was sun bathing the
other day, but you know.
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- You serious?
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- No, I mean it's fine.
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Like I'm sure he's
not there now.
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- Um, okay.
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This is embarrassing, but--
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- It's fine, man, just you know,
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I'll be here waiting.
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- Yeah.
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- You ready?
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- Yeah.
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- Okay.
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Don't worry, we're gonna
have a great time, I promise.
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- Yeah, yes.
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[soft music playing]
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- So it's kind of cool you
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and Kyle are both in
the medical field.
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You're a nurse, right?
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- Medical tech.
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But I'm going for my RN,
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maybe nurse practitioner,
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I'm not really sure yet.
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- Yeah, Kyle said they had some
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really good programs up by us.
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- Listen, Jessica, don't feel
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like you have to make bullshit
small talk with me, okay.
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You can relax.
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It's gonna be a long trip
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and I'm sure we'll get
to know each other.
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Probably even more
than you and Kyle do
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by the time we get to New York.
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So, how long have you
been dating my brother?
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- Almost a month.
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- Get the fuck out.
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I thought this was
way longer than that,
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I mean the way he
talks about you.
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- Yeah, a month this
weekend actually.
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But we were talking online
for a long time before that,
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so we really felt like
we got to know each other
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really well before we, you
know, actually met face to face.
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- No, I get it.
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The whole love at
first sight thing.
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It's so twentieth century.
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Shakespearean even.
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What century is that?
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What, like 16th?
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- Yeah, something like that.
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- So 16th century.
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[laughs]
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It's cool though.
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I mean, when you know you know.
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When you meet the right person,
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it just kind of
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hits you in the guts, you know.
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I mean I got worried
there for a minute.
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You know he was just
banging bimbo after bimbo.
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I mean you should have
seen some of these bitches
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that were coming through.
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Whoof.
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- [GPS] Head East on
Mulberry Road Northwest.
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In two miles turn
left onto Highway 53.
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In one mile turn
left onto Highway 53.
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- Shut the fuck up.
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- [GPS] Highway 53.
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- You know in fact,
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We don't need that
fucking thing.
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I mean I have this whole
trip planned out anyway.
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We're gonna take back
roads the whole way.
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I mean who wants to look at
the fucking interstate anyway.
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- Uh, what, what happens
if we get lost though?
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I, don't you think it'd
be better if we had that
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as a backup plan?
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- Backup plan?
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A backup plan is
for little bitches
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that need to call their daddy
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for every little
thing that happens.
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I mean come on, where's
your sense of adventure?
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I want to get lost
a couple times.
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Hell, I mean the whole
point of this thing
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is to have an experience, right.
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Don't worry, you'll be fine.
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I'll protect you.
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Like you're my own
little baby sister.
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[laughs]
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What?
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- You.
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- Me what?
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- You're just not quite
what I expected, that's all.
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- What were you expecting?
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- Uh, I don't know.
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Kyle said you were like, uh--
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- What?
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Kyle said I was what?
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- Well, not exactly
the spontaneous type.
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Kind of like super
organized and together.
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A little overly so.
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I think anal is
the word he used.
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- Anal, hmm.
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So what, you think I don't
have my shit together.
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Is that what you're saying?
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- Uh, no, I didn't,
I didn't mean that.
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- What, you think
something's wrong with me?
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I'm surprised,
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I didn't realize you're
so judgmental, Jessica.
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- I don't.
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I'm not judging you.
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- No, no, no, no,
it's cool, it's cool.
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You think I'm
fucking crazy, right?
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I'm crazy, whoo!
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[laughs]
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Listen, I'm crazy, you're crazy,
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we're all gonna go fucking
crazy on this trip,
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cause guess what, this
is the crazy train
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and you can't get off now.
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[laughs]
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- I think I might've
changed my mind.
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Take me back to the airport.
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- I'm gonna run
in and grab a tea.
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You want something?
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- Grab me a few
more energy drinks.
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- Seriously?
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00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,254
Better take it easy
with those things.
266
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,559
You going for some kind
of record or something?
267
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,083
- Hey, gotta feed the
monster in this bitch.
268
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:19,564
Oh, sorry, double
security locks.
269
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,958
The previous owner
had them installed.
270
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,744
I think her mom had Alzheimer's
or epilepsy or something.
271
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:26,936
What's up?
272
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:27,763
- My phone.
273
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,938
I thought I left it in here.
274
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:29,896
Did you see it?
275
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:30,679
- No.
276
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:31,680
Did you check your purse?
277
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,073
- Yes, I checked
my fucking purse.
278
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,814
What do you think,
it's not in there.
279
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,293
- Okay, just chill.
280
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,947
I'm sure it's in here somewhere.
281
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,955
Did you check under the seat?
282
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,348
- Yeah, and it's not in
between the seats either.
283
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,611
Maybe I left it inside.
284
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,703
- Hey asshole, watch
where you're going.
285
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,530
- Oh my god.
286
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:56,705
- Are you okay?
287
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:57,967
- Yeah, I think so.
288
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:58,925
- Hey look, there
are worse things
289
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,361
than losing your phone, right.
290
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:01,362
Come on, let's go.
291
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,682
- I can't believe
I lost my phone.
292
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:18,727
I've never done that before.
293
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,990
- You've never lost your phone?
294
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:25,168
Man, I've broken or lost at
least like six of them by now.
295
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:28,824
You seriously have never
lost your phone before?
296
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,349
- Well, once, at a
party in high school.
297
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,829
Or it was stolen.
298
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,397
I mean I was so wasted I
wouldn't have known either way.
299
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,094
The lightweight that I am.
300
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,574
- You're a lightweight?
301
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,054
Man, I would have pegged you
302
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,186
for a hardcore
party girl for sure.
303
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,449
[laughs]
304
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,843
- Gosh, I haven't even talked
to Kyle since I landed.
305
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,192
- Oh, seriously?
306
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,978
Here let me fix that, hold on.
307
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,764
Voicemail.
308
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,942
Hey big bro, this is your
adorable little sister
309
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,031
and possibly even more
adorable girlfriend
310
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,903
just calling you from the road.
311
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,905
I can see why you fell
for her, she's delicious.
312
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,950
Anyway, I'm sure
you're stitching up
313
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,386
some drunk's lacerated ass
314
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,345
or calming down some
overprotective parents
315
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,129
whose kid has a head cold.
316
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,391
But uh, we just
wanted to let you know
317
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,132
that everything's cool.
318
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,568
Other than the fact that
your airhead girlfriend
319
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:18,874
lost her phone.
320
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,049
I mean, I'm sure we'll find it.
321
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,007
Don't worry about it.
322
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,356
But anyway, until then just, uh,
323
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,966
give me a call back on my phone
324
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,534
and we will see
you in a few days.
325
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,536
All right, bye bro, we love you.
326
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:29,580
Bye.
327
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,237
- I hope it wasn't
presumptuous of me
328
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,891
to say that you love him.
329
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,762
- No, I tell him
that all the time.
330
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,373
I'm his girlfriend.
331
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:42,245
I mean it wasn't so cool
calling me an airhead though.
332
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:45,074
- I was kidding.
333
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,728
I mean obviously
you're not an airhead.
334
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,949
You're like some smart
college girl, right?
335
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:53,996
Come on, you are.
336
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:54,910
What's your major?
337
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,434
- Well, I haven't declared,
338
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,697
but I'm leaning
toward psychology.
339
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,177
- Psychology, see.
340
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,875
How smart do you have to
be to study Freud and shit?
341
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,012
I didn't mean it.
342
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,361
You don't have to
be so sensitive.
343
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,497
Look, I'm really sorry, okay?
344
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,846
I am.
345
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:23,852
We friends?
346
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,552
Are you gonna sit and
sulk the whole time
347
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,771
or you gonna like
give me a smile?
348
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,164
Come on.
349
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,774
I thought we already figured
this whole thing out.
350
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:34,471
- Yeah, okay.
351
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,997
- Great, good, I thought I
lost you there for a minute.
352
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:38,562
- Sorry.
353
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,911
- Geez.
354
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,264
[rock music playing]
355
00:16:58,930 --> 00:16:59,888
Hey boys, how's it hanging?
356
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,717
[rock music playing]
357
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,674
♪ Called out
358
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:07,026
- King me asshole.
359
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,158
[laughs]
360
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:12,596
♪ Crumble
361
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,208
♪ In your wake
362
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,436
- I might need you to take over
for me in a little bit here.
363
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,524
- Oh, no problem.
364
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:28,917
Just let me know when.
365
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,616
- Why don't you see if you
366
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,748
can get something
on that shitbox.
367
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,666
- [DJ] Y'all don't
forget the swap meet
368
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,059
and antique auction is
goin' on this Saturday.
369
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,234
It's the event of the season,
370
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,974
so don't snooze and lose on it.
371
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,628
Go out and get yourself some.
372
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,282
Here's a little number
from Flappy Mitchell's
373
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,415
Flatbed Rangers,
right here for you.
374
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:57,076
[country music plays]
375
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,795
- Aw, fuck me.
376
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,146
Were were going sixty, right?
377
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,670
I mean how fast is
the speed limit here?
378
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,020
- Look, it's no big deal.
379
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:12,934
It's okay.
380
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,557
- License, registration
and insurance please.
381
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,168
- Sure.
382
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,560
- [Deputy] Why did you
not immediately pull over
383
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,996
at the sound of my siren?
384
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,911
- I was just a bit confused.
385
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:34,869
I'm not from here.
386
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,568
Did I have a tail
light out or something?
387
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,182
- I'll ask the questions
if you don't mind, miss.
388
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,621
Can you provide your license,
389
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:50,189
registration and
insurance, please?
390
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,102
- Sure.
391
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,244
It was a long time ago.
392
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,506
I used to experiment with
different hair colors.
393
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,420
Don't you?
394
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,119
- Registration?
395
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,208
- I think it's in the
glove compartment.
396
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,121
Can you check?
397
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:11,819
- Slowly.
398
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:12,733
Hands where I can see them.
399
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:25,876
- I don't see it.
400
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,703
Are you sure it's in here?
401
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,401
- Yeah, I think so.
402
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,533
Officer, are you gonna tell
us why you pulled us over?
403
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:33,623
- You were traveling
at an excessive speed.
404
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,190
This is a 45 mile per hour zone.
405
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,844
You were going 70.
406
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,062
71 to be exact.
407
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,368
- 45?
408
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,500
It's 60 down this whole highway.
409
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,457
I didn't see a sign.
410
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:42,850
- There is a sign clearly marked
411
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,199
three quarters of a mile back.
412
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,722
- What, tucked behind a
rock or painted on a pig?
413
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,420
- Miss, shut the
glove compartment
414
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,638
and step out of the vehicle.
415
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,074
- What?
416
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,598
- Step out of the
vehicle, both of you, now.
417
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,952
Take a seat right down
there between the cars.
418
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,304
- You trying to look up
our shorts or something?
419
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,480
- Miss, if you don't shut up,
420
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,787
I will place you under arrest.
421
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:11,922
- Am I gonna have to
go to court for this?
422
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,750
- You were traveling
at 26 miles per hour
423
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,578
over the speed limit.
424
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:18,277
You'll be expected back here
for court on the assigned date.
425
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,756
- No, no, please no.
426
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,932
I'm on my way to New York,
427
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,978
I'm moving there to
be with my brother.
428
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,414
Our mom died just very recently.
429
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,720
And this is his girlfriend,
430
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:27,851
and she's helping
me make the drive.
431
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,462
And please, officer, please,
432
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,986
you can't make me come
back here, I can't.
433
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:35,206
You have to understand,
I can't come back here.
434
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,296
- Miss, there's no
need to get upset.
435
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,342
[sobbing]
436
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:43,563
Please, officer, please.
437
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,478
I can't come back here.
438
00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:59,361
Shit heel.
439
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,277
- What?
440
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,452
He did let us go,
he didn't have to.
441
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:04,584
- Yeah, but he's
just gonna unleash
442
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,107
on the next unsuspecting
motherfucker.
443
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,587
He'll just climb right back up
444
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:09,371
in his little deer blind and
just pick them off one by one.
445
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:12,635
- No, I think he
really felt for you.
446
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:13,897
Yeah, and I think he really
447
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,159
felt something for
you in his pants.
448
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,291
- No, I mean it.
449
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,989
When you started crying,
450
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,252
I could see it in his eyes.
451
00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:23,690
His face just turned.
452
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,561
You really got to the poor guy.
453
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:28,216
- You just wanna believe
the best about everybody,
454
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,652
don't you?
455
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,306
Everything's just fucking
unicorns and rainbows for you.
456
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:37,878
- Hey, Raven?
457
00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:41,142
- What?
458
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,495
- I can't imagine what
you're going through, I know.
459
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:50,586
But I'm really sorry
460
00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:52,588
about your mom.
461
00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:01,336
- Thanks.
462
00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:05,906
Look, I'm sorry about,
463
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,561
about what I said about the
unicorns and rainbows thing.
464
00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:10,867
I don't know that about you.
465
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:12,521
- That's okay.
466
00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:18,048
- But I bet you did have
them on your lunch box
467
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:18,919
or your backpack.
468
00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:22,009
- My book bag, yeah.
469
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,359
And sunflowers.
470
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,492
- Oh, the sunflowers,
471
00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:28,363
how could I forget
the sunflowers?
472
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:32,585
[soft music playing]
473
00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:22,112
- You feel better?
474
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,374
You slept pretty hard.
475
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:24,593
- Yeah, thanks for
uh, taking over.
476
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,163
You like the car?
477
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,643
She drives nice, huh?
478
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:31,818
Yeah, it does.
479
00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:33,646
Real smooth for a
small sedan, I like it.
480
00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:38,477
- Done so much in
this car, I feel like,
481
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,482
I don't know,
482
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,309
it's just like it becomes
part of you, you know?
483
00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:46,833
Just did a lot of crazy shit.
484
00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,575
[laughs]
485
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:50,793
- That wouldn't have anything
to do with boys, would it?
486
00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:52,273
It does kind of have
a small backseat.
487
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:56,495
- I can't lie and say
that I haven't utilized it
488
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,105
from time to time.
489
00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:00,150
But no, I wasn't
talking about boys.
490
00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:02,022
But you seem to know quite a bit
491
00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,633
about spending some time in
the backseat with a few boys.
492
00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:05,504
- What?
493
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:06,983
No.
494
00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:08,550
I'm a one guy kind of girl.
495
00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:09,856
I don't give it up easy.
496
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,903
- Kyle is quit the
catch, isn't he?
497
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:17,516
- [Jessica] Yeah, he is.
498
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:18,429
Kyle's the best.
499
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,476
- Yeah, my brother's great.
500
00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:23,913
He's one in a million.
501
00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,354
You bored, you look bored.
502
00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:32,008
- No, no, I'm good.
503
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,662
I'm just taking it all in.
504
00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,185
It's really pretty down here.
505
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,275
You know I thought I would
be bored but I'm really not.
506
00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:41,670
- Okay, so you're
bored shitless.
507
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:46,588
Why don't we play an old
fashioned driving game?
508
00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,111
- A driving game?
509
00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:49,896
What, you mean like the ones
you play with your family
510
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:51,419
on long trips as a kid?
511
00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:52,942
Fighting with your brother
and sister the whole way
512
00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:54,596
and bad body odor all around.
513
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,771
Those kind of games?
514
00:25:55,815 --> 00:25:56,990
- Yeah, those kind of games.
515
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,992
It could be fun.
516
00:25:59,035 --> 00:26:00,471
A good way to kill the time.
517
00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:05,041
- I didn't think you were
the driving game type.
518
00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:08,392
- I'm just full of
surprises, just wait and see.
519
00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:11,570
Come on, pick one.
520
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:15,051
- Um, oh God, okay,
how about I spy?
521
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:17,750
- I spy?
522
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:19,795
- Yeah, I spy.
523
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:22,232
You know, I spy
with my little eye,
524
00:26:22,276 --> 00:26:23,364
and then you have to give a hint
525
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:24,974
about something that you see
526
00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:26,193
and the other person
guesses what it is.
527
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:28,238
What, really?
528
00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:30,458
I spy is like the oldest
driving game ever.
529
00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:32,721
I'm pretty sure the
settlers used to play it.
530
00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:36,682
- I spy with my little eye,
531
00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:42,775
hmm, something tall
and brown and leafy.
532
00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:45,560
Oh no, here, I've got
another one for you.
533
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,911
I spy with my little eye,
534
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:53,002
something dead, bloody
and covered in maggots
535
00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,743
and splattered
all over the road.
536
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,746
- Okay, I don't know.
537
00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,269
Look, we can't play
license plates.
538
00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:00,619
That would kind of be hard.
539
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,101
- You ever play hot seat?
540
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,494
- [Jessica] Hot seat?
541
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:07,974
- Yeah, it's fun.
542
00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:10,803
It's like, uh,
truth or dare, but
543
00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:13,675
more intense, more rapid fire.
544
00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:15,634
- I don't know, we're not 13.
545
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,680
- Come on, it's a great way
to get to know each other.
546
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:21,422
Get a glimpse into
each other's character.
547
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:24,164
I mean, come on, you're
studying psychology.
548
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:25,992
This should be
right up your alley.
549
00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:31,127
I mean unless, you know,
550
00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:32,651
you have something to hide.
551
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,304
I mean I thought that, you
know, we're friends here.
552
00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:36,219
Didn't have anything to
hide from each other.
553
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:39,135
- Okay, how do we play?
554
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:40,702
- All right, one person
is in the hot seat
555
00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:43,183
and the other person gets
to ask five questions.
556
00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:44,793
Anything you want.
557
00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:47,709
It can be as mundane as,
558
00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:50,581
I don't know, what
was your first pet?
559
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:51,452
To
560
00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:55,325
something really,
really personal.
561
00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:56,805
And the only thing
562
00:27:56,849 --> 00:27:58,589
that you have to
answer the question
563
00:27:58,633 --> 00:27:59,939
or you get a little smack.
564
00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:02,855
- What do you mean a smack?
565
00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:05,074
- Just like a little smack.
566
00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:06,510
- [Jessica] No.
567
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:07,729
- Oh come on, it's
like a love tap.
568
00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:10,732
I'll even go first.
569
00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,516
Ask me anything you want.
570
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,735
What's your heart's desire?
571
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:14,605
Shoot.
572
00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,827
- Hmm, I don't know,
give me an example.
573
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:24,703
- Uh, did you ever cheat
on a test in high school?
574
00:28:26,052 --> 00:28:28,837
- Oh, okay, so we're doing
like gloves off kind of stuff.
575
00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:31,100
- Well yeah,
obviously gloves off.
576
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:33,189
Especially when it
comes to the smacking.
577
00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:34,103
- Haha.
578
00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:38,368
Okay, let's do it.
579
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:39,456
You're in the hot seat?
580
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,197
- Yes, question one.
581
00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:42,546
Shoot.
582
00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:43,765
- Okay.
583
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:44,679
What was your first pet?
584
00:28:45,636 --> 00:28:47,029
- Very imaginative.
585
00:28:47,073 --> 00:28:48,248
[laughs]
586
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,380
Uh, it was a parakeet,
named Jemima.
587
00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:53,862
Next question.
588
00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:57,300
- What was the worst
job you ever had?
589
00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:00,086
- You're really cutting
me deep here, Jessica.
590
00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,478
- [Jessica] Oh, okay, hold on.
591
00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:02,436
I'm building up.
592
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:07,267
- Alright, um, the
worst job I ever had.
593
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:12,054
Picking up trash on
the side of the road.
594
00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:13,621
- That was a job?
595
00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:18,713
- Think about it more like
a volunteer opportunity.
596
00:29:20,106 --> 00:29:22,369
It was only one afternoon
but it felt like forever.
597
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:25,024
You wouldn't believe
some of the shit
598
00:29:25,067 --> 00:29:26,939
that people throw out
of their car windows.
599
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:30,072
I mean, half eaten
bags of fast food,
600
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:31,508
used condoms.
601
00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:33,902
It's disgusting, I
even found a dead bird.
602
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:36,775
- Okay, ew, I've
heard enough, no more.
603
00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:41,040
Wait, was it Jemima?
604
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,345
- No, it wasn't Jemima.
605
00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:44,957
Now ask the next goddamn
question, come on.
606
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,436
- Okay.
607
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,612
Mmm, how old were you
608
00:29:48,656 --> 00:29:51,659
when you had your first kiss?
609
00:29:51,702 --> 00:29:53,269
- [Raven] Nine.
610
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:54,444
- [Jessica] Nine?
611
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:55,576
- Yeah, nine.
612
00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:56,490
- [Jessica] Okay.
613
00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:01,625
- Next question.
614
00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:06,979
- Have you ever wished you
could be somebody else?
615
00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:09,546
- Why would I want
to be somebody else?
616
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:12,332
- What, seriously,
617
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,856
you've never wished you
could ever be anybody else,
618
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,118
even for a day?
619
00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:17,511
- [Raven] No, why would I?
620
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:20,775
- What, okay, that's it,
I'm giving you a smack.
621
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,298
I thought you had
to answer honestly
622
00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:23,909
or else you get a smack.
623
00:30:23,952 --> 00:30:25,388
You're getting one.
624
00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:26,302
Come on, every little girl
dreams of being somebody else.
625
00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:27,347
- Fine, fine.
626
00:30:29,175 --> 00:30:30,437
Oprah.
627
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,743
- You are full of it!
628
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:33,875
Oh my gosh, Oprah?
629
00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:35,181
What?
630
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:38,140
Okay, I'll let it
slide, this time.
631
00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:43,754
- Last question, let's go.
632
00:30:43,798 --> 00:30:44,886
- Okay, okay, last question.
633
00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:47,019
Last question in the hot seat.
634
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:48,063
The big one.
635
00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:49,108
You ready?
636
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:51,327
- I'm just dying
of anticipation.
637
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:52,676
- [Jessica] Okay.
638
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,549
Who was the greatest
love of your life?
639
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:02,730
- Nah.
640
00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:05,298
I'm not gonna answer that.
641
00:31:05,341 --> 00:31:08,344
No, actually rather I
choose not to answer that.
642
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,955
It's my prerogative.
643
00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:10,825
- Okay, come on, spill it.
644
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,044
What do I care.
645
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,306
- No, just give me
a smack, come on.
646
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,090
- [Jessica] I don't
want to smack you.
647
00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:16,309
- Jessica, those are the rules.
648
00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:17,484
Smack me.
649
00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:18,920
- [Jessica] I said I'm
not gonna smack you.
650
00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:20,704
- Jessica, just shut up and
fucking smack me, come on.
651
00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:21,618
- Okay.
652
00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:26,493
- You're kidding, right?
653
00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:28,582
- What?
654
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:29,800
No, what do you want?
655
00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,193
- Are you gonna slap me for real
656
00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:32,368
or you just gonna give me
657
00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:33,456
like that little
pussy bullshit again?
658
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,155
Come on.
659
00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:37,069
- Fine.
660
00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:39,941
- Ooh, she's got a
little fire in her.
661
00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:41,290
Thank God, I was
starting to worry.
662
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,726
- Sorry, you asked for it.
663
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:45,947
- There you go, that's the game.
664
00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:46,905
You ready?
665
00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,515
Your turn.
666
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:49,908
- [Jessica] Okay.
667
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:52,780
- All right, ladies
and gentlemen,
668
00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:54,042
we're asking Jessica
her first question here.
669
00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:55,783
Did you vote in
the last election?
670
00:31:57,785 --> 00:31:59,526
Uh, sorry couldn't
quite hear ya, uh,
671
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:01,136
we're gonna need
a verbal answer.
672
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:01,963
- No, okay.
673
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:02,790
No, I didn't.
674
00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,400
Not the last one.
675
00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:05,401
[laughs]
676
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:06,228
- Wow.
677
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,186
All right.
678
00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:08,752
I'm, I feel so enlightened now.
679
00:32:08,796 --> 00:32:10,537
I mean now I know why the
world has gone to shit.
680
00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:12,060
You know, you're
not participating--
681
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:12,713
- [Jessica] Stop.
682
00:32:12,756 --> 00:32:13,932
- Listen, I get it.
683
00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:15,890
I respect that you are
a woman of conviction.
684
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,239
But you know,
685
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:18,545
just don't really care
what happens to the world.
686
00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:20,460
- I do, too.
687
00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,592
- All right, fine.
688
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:25,160
Um, what was the most
embarrassing thing
689
00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:26,988
that ever happened
to you as a kid?
690
00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:31,036
- I tooted.
691
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:35,649
- I'm sorry, did you
just say you tooted?
692
00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:38,043
- Yeah, I tooted.
693
00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:40,175
I farted, in class.
694
00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,093
- That's it?
695
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:47,835
- What, no this was
no ordinary fart.
696
00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:49,097
I was in the third grade
697
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,403
and I was leaning
up against my desk
698
00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:51,970
with my butt in
the air, you know.
699
00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:53,319
And somebody said
something funny
700
00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:55,016
and it just bursted out of me.
701
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,539
It sounded like a popgun.
702
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:57,932
And then all the
kids stared at me
703
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,107
and started laughing,
704
00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:00,369
including the
teacher, Mrs. Folk.
705
00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,937
I must have turned a
hundred shades of red.
706
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,070
[laughs]
707
00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:10,031
- I mean, I guess that's
pretty bad for a third grader.
708
00:33:10,075 --> 00:33:10,989
- Okay, third question.
709
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,033
Are you gonna ask or what?
710
00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:12,991
- Umm,
711
00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:16,820
how many guys have you slept
with, more or less than six?
712
00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:18,431
- Less!
713
00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:20,476
Definitely less.
714
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,043
- All right, we've got
a virtuous one here.
715
00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:25,351
I mean, albeit politically
lazy but virtuous.
716
00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:29,920
All right, what's
your favorite position
717
00:33:29,964 --> 00:33:31,705
with my brother Kyle?
718
00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:34,621
- What, what, what?
719
00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,536
No, no I'm not telling you that.
720
00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:37,493
- You have to answer.
721
00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:38,581
- No.
722
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:39,408
- Those are the rules, Jessica.
723
00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:40,322
Give me your arm.
724
00:33:41,715 --> 00:33:43,891
- Ow!
725
00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,676
What the fuck?
726
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,852
- Sorry, I didn't realize
that I hit you that hard.
727
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:52,030
You okay?
728
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:58,558
Fine, I have one more
question and then you're done.
729
00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,042
Have you ever wanted
to kill somebody?
730
00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:09,960
- Yeah.
731
00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:11,049
You right about now.
732
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,095
- See, I told you
you'd love this game.
733
00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:15,749
- No, I definitely did not.
734
00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:17,098
I never want to play it again.
735
00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:18,056
- Come on, you love it.
736
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,535
- No, it was terrible.
737
00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:21,668
The worst.
738
00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:26,151
Did I win?
739
00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:28,109
- It's not about winning.
740
00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:31,591
Jesus, such an overachiever.
741
00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:39,077
[soft rock music playing]
742
00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:11,761
♪ Give me the key
743
00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:12,762
♪ So I can drive
744
00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:13,807
♪ So I can drive
745
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:14,895
♪ So I can drive
746
00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:19,029
♪ So I can drive
747
00:35:19,073 --> 00:35:20,118
♪ Give me a light
748
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,771
♪ So I can see
749
00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:23,599
♪ So I can see
750
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,166
♪ So I can see
751
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:28,517
♪ So I can see
752
00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:32,130
[soft rock music playing]
753
00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:58,808
- This one's on me.
754
00:35:58,852 --> 00:36:00,027
- Oh, you don't have to do that.
755
00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:01,246
- No, no, no, come
on I got this.
756
00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:02,812
- Okay, thanks.
757
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,688
- Have a nice day.
758
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:11,299
- Hey there.
759
00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:12,300
- Oh, hi, can I help you?
760
00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:13,736
- I sure as hell hope you can.
761
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:14,824
Do you guys have
slaw on your burgers?
762
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:16,174
- Slaw?
763
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:17,392
Yeah, sure.
764
00:36:17,436 --> 00:36:18,567
Slaw, onions, chili,
cheese, if you want it.
765
00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,178
- All right, well what
do you call a burger
766
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:21,440
with everything on it?
767
00:36:21,483 --> 00:36:24,182
Oh, uh, all the way.
768
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:25,487
- All they way, huh?
769
00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:26,836
- [Burger Boy] Yeah.
770
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,186
- All right, well we will
have two Jimbo Burgers,
771
00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:29,230
all the way.
772
00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:31,667
How do you want yours cooked?
773
00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:32,973
- Medium.
774
00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,104
Not undercooked, please.
775
00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,932
- And I would like mine rare.
776
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:37,195
Bloody and all the way.
777
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:39,501
- Will that,
778
00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:40,502
[clears throat]
779
00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:42,025
will that be all?
780
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:44,332
- No, we would also like
two Jimbo fries, jumbo size.
781
00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:46,334
- Okay, that's, uh,
two Jimbo burgers,
782
00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:47,292
all the way.
783
00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:49,424
And, uh, two Jumbo Jimbo Fries?
784
00:36:49,468 --> 00:36:50,251
- Yep.
785
00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:51,557
And we're in a hurry.
786
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,733
[laughs]
787
00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:56,214
- You having fun
with this poor kid?
788
00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:57,519
- Yeah, come on, it's fun.
789
00:36:57,563 --> 00:36:58,390
- Hmm.
790
00:37:00,392 --> 00:37:01,915
So Kyle hasn't called back yet?
791
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,003
Did you check your messages?
792
00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:04,047
- Yeah, nothin', sorry.
793
00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:05,875
But we can try him again later.
794
00:37:05,919 --> 00:37:06,789
- Okay.
795
00:37:08,356 --> 00:37:10,140
I don't think I've ever
felt heat like this.
796
00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:13,753
- Uh, here, here you go.
797
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:16,625
- Where's the sweet tea?
798
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:18,192
- Uh, pardon?
799
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,628
- I mean how do you expect me
800
00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,891
to eat all of this delicious
food without sweet tea?
801
00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:24,590
- Well, you, you, you, you
didn't order no sweet tea.
802
00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:29,290
- You really think that I
would order all this food
803
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,249
and not order something
to wash it down with?
804
00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:33,860
- [Burger Boy] Well, well,
I don't, I don't know, miss.
805
00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:34,774
- Its okay.
806
00:37:36,863 --> 00:37:39,126
- Well go run back and
get me my sweet tea.
807
00:37:39,169 --> 00:37:41,215
- Yes, ma'am, miss,
uh, right away.
808
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,129
- Let's go.
809
00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:45,437
- What?
810
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,351
- Come on.
811
00:37:58,667 --> 00:37:59,538
- Oh shit.
812
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:02,802
- Oh my God!
813
00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:03,629
Go back!
814
00:38:03,672 --> 00:38:05,674
- No fucking way.
815
00:38:05,718 --> 00:38:07,110
Oh, come on, just
shut the fuck up.
816
00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,895
Eat your Jimbo fries.
817
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:12,333
- You're out of
your goddamn mind.
818
00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:13,682
What's wrong with you?
819
00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:16,685
You sure you're related to Kyle?
820
00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:19,819
[soft music playing]
821
00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:12,219
- This is why I never
could have done this alone.
822
00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,353
White line fever.
823
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:16,876
That's what truckers call it.
824
00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:21,010
Road hypnosis.
825
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:24,753
Just kind of get,
get lost in the road.
826
00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:27,408
Your mind just
wanders, you know.
827
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,062
The next thing you
know you're just
828
00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:30,280
wrapped around a tree
829
00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:33,675
or a power line and
they're toe tagging you
830
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,416
and sending you
off to the morgue.
831
00:39:39,202 --> 00:39:41,466
Anyway, thanks for coming.
832
00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:42,641
It really means a lot.
833
00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:47,385
- That's okay.
834
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:48,603
I mean I had the time and
835
00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:49,952
I know you'd do the
same thing for me.
836
00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:51,998
- Yeah, you know I would.
837
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,347
I owe you a big one, sis.
838
00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:09,798
Bingo, motel.
839
00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:12,671
- Thank God, what I wouldn't
give for a warm bath right now.
840
00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:15,413
- Ooh look, right
across the street.
841
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,632
Looks like some place
we can get a drink at.
842
00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,417
- Do you think they
have anything edible?
843
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,767
- Probably not, but
definitely drinkable.
844
00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:52,232
Think he's available?
845
00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:53,059
He looks experienced.
846
00:40:53,102 --> 00:40:54,277
- Stop it.
847
00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:58,412
Stop it.
848
00:41:02,242 --> 00:41:03,461
You know I never thought
I'd be caught dead
849
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:05,114
in a dive like this.
850
00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:05,941
- Oh, no?
851
00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,639
- No, like honestly,
852
00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:09,249
I don't even know the
name of this place,
853
00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:10,772
or this town.
854
00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:11,599
[laughs]
855
00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:13,079
Where are we?
856
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:13,906
What is it called?
857
00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:15,473
- We are, um,
858
00:41:16,822 --> 00:41:18,737
we are in a place with
they serve drinks.
859
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,478
[laughs]
860
00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:22,784
In, in, in the town,
861
00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:25,787
in the town of the drinks.
862
00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:28,181
- Oh my God, this beer
tastes so good, I can't even.
863
00:41:28,224 --> 00:41:29,269
- I know.
864
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,576
Speaking of that.
865
00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:32,533
Excuse me, sir,
can we please, um,
866
00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:35,536
I need another round of shots.
867
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,016
Thank you.
868
00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:38,278
- [Bartender] Sure thing ladies.
869
00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:39,888
- Wait, no, no, no,
no, I better not.
870
00:41:39,932 --> 00:41:41,324
- Yeah, come on,
last one, or two.
871
00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:42,543
- Rave, I can't
872
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,458
- Yeah, yes, you can.
873
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:45,415
You're not a
lightweight anymore,
874
00:41:45,459 --> 00:41:47,853
that's what you said, come on.
875
00:41:47,896 --> 00:41:49,811
You're gonna hang with
the, the big dogs.
876
00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:50,682
The big.
877
00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,902
[laughs]
878
00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:55,251
- Thank you.
879
00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:56,818
- Okay.
880
00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:58,124
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
881
00:41:58,167 --> 00:41:59,212
- Oh my gosh.
882
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:03,651
- Wait, wait, you promise
we have to call Kyle, Kyle.
883
00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:04,565
- Who, what was that?
884
00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:05,261
- We have to--
885
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:06,785
- Who are we calling?
886
00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:08,395
- We have to call Kyle when
we get back to the room, okay?
887
00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:09,178
- Okay, promise.
888
00:42:09,222 --> 00:42:09,918
We will call Kyle.
889
00:42:09,962 --> 00:42:10,615
- Do you promise?
890
00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:11,790
I miss him so much.
891
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:12,617
- I promise, I swear,
I swear, I promise.
892
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,444
- Don't you miss him?
893
00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:17,883
- I'm sick of him.
894
00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:19,145
[laughs]
895
00:42:19,188 --> 00:42:20,450
- You're such a b-word.
896
00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:22,191
- Okay, we're gonna take,
897
00:42:22,235 --> 00:42:24,280
get your, no wait, hold on.
898
00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:25,107
- This?
899
00:42:25,151 --> 00:42:25,934
- Yep, finish your beer.
900
00:42:25,978 --> 00:42:27,283
- You already finished?
901
00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:28,763
- I did because I know,
I know how to drink.
902
00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:30,765
You need to show me that
you know how to drink.
903
00:42:30,809 --> 00:42:32,506
- I told you I'm a lightweight.
904
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:33,420
- Okay, drink it,
don't spill it.
905
00:42:33,463 --> 00:42:34,813
You gotta get it in your mouth.
906
00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:36,205
- Okay, ready?
907
00:42:36,249 --> 00:42:37,424
Begin.
908
00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:38,338
- Ready.
909
00:42:38,381 --> 00:42:39,513
- Ready, go.
910
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,602
[laughs]
911
00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:48,696
- You're a fuckin'
champion, dude.
912
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,568
- I did it.
913
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,004
- Okay, ready.
914
00:42:52,047 --> 00:42:52,918
- Okay.
915
00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:54,049
- Shots.
916
00:42:54,093 --> 00:42:55,573
- Oh, uh uh.
917
00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:56,574
[inaudible]
918
00:42:56,617 --> 00:42:58,532
- What is this?
919
00:42:58,576 --> 00:42:59,794
Okay.
920
00:42:59,838 --> 00:43:01,796
- Um, to Kyle.
921
00:43:02,754 --> 00:43:04,407
Best brother in the whole world.
922
00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:07,149
- Best boyfriend,
future husband!
923
00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:08,150
- Oh my God, okay.
924
00:43:08,194 --> 00:43:09,543
Ready?
925
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,066
- Okay.
926
00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:11,937
- Cheers to you.
927
00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:19,118
You can do it.
928
00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:19,945
Yeah.
929
00:43:19,988 --> 00:43:21,773
[laughs]
930
00:43:21,816 --> 00:43:22,774
Okay, one more.
931
00:43:26,081 --> 00:43:29,041
Come on, you're not a
little girl anymore.
932
00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:30,172
- Okay.
933
00:43:30,216 --> 00:43:32,087
- What are we, what
are we toasting to?
934
00:43:32,131 --> 00:43:33,262
- Rave, I can't.
935
00:43:33,306 --> 00:43:34,089
- Yes, you can.
936
00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:34,873
Be brave.
937
00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:35,743
- Okay.
938
00:43:35,787 --> 00:43:36,614
- Ready?
939
00:43:37,658 --> 00:43:38,790
- Okay, ready?
940
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:41,140
- To, what are we, what
are we cheersing to?
941
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:44,926
- Don't, don't laugh at me.
942
00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:45,753
- Okay.
943
00:43:45,797 --> 00:43:48,538
- Okay, to best friends.
944
00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:49,583
[laughs]
945
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:50,584
Wait.
946
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,629
And future sisters in laws.
947
00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:52,978
- Oh my God, okay.
948
00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:55,067
- Right though?
949
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:55,894
- Yeah.
950
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:56,808
Let's do it.
951
00:43:58,331 --> 00:43:59,637
- Okay.
952
00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:03,641
- Yay!
953
00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:04,554
Shots!
954
00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:09,385
See, you are all
woman now, my friend.
955
00:44:09,429 --> 00:44:11,910
Oh yeah.
956
00:44:11,953 --> 00:44:13,868
All woman.
957
00:44:16,088 --> 00:44:18,046
- Yeah, fuck yeah I am.
958
00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:20,222
[laughs]
959
00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:25,488
I'm like a really
fucked up woman.
960
00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:26,533
- Oh my God.
961
00:44:26,576 --> 00:44:27,577
Oh my God.
962
00:44:27,621 --> 00:44:28,535
I'm dancing.
963
00:44:28,578 --> 00:44:29,579
I love this song.
964
00:44:29,623 --> 00:44:30,537
- Wait, don't leave me here.
965
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:31,799
[rock music playing]
966
00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:32,800
♪ So psychic operator
967
00:44:32,844 --> 00:44:34,889
♪ Come on over
968
00:44:34,933 --> 00:44:38,501
♪ My body temperature
is growing colder ♪
969
00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:40,068
♪ I need a favor
970
00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:41,940
♪ If it isn't skin
971
00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:45,857
♪ Off your shoulders
972
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,989
♪ I need a girl
973
00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:50,644
♪ I need a true romance
974
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,908
♪ Lorena Bobbit she
can get me to dance ♪
975
00:44:53,952 --> 00:44:55,214
♪ A pair of scissors
976
00:44:55,257 --> 00:44:59,827
♪ To cut the pants
right off of me ♪
977
00:45:02,569 --> 00:45:04,440
♪ This is murder
978
00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:09,532
♪ Bloody murder
979
00:45:10,403 --> 00:45:12,231
♪ If this is murder
980
00:45:12,274 --> 00:45:15,408
♪ Why am I not dying
981
00:45:18,411 --> 00:45:21,501
[rock music playing]
982
00:45:33,992 --> 00:45:35,602
- Check them out over there.
983
00:45:35,645 --> 00:45:36,734
- What?
984
00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:37,865
- I think the one on
the right likes you.
985
00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:39,258
- Stop.
986
00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:41,390
- Come on, he's kind of cute
987
00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:44,567
in like a dipstick
backwoods kind of way.
988
00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:46,178
- Oh my god.
989
00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:47,962
You're kidding me.
990
00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:49,137
- Come on, looks
can be deceiving.
991
00:45:49,181 --> 00:45:51,183
I bet you his dad owns some,
992
00:45:51,226 --> 00:45:52,184
I don't know, local
textile company.
993
00:45:52,227 --> 00:45:53,794
I'm sure he's worth a fortune.
994
00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:55,448
- What are you talking about?
995
00:45:55,491 --> 00:45:56,275
Jesus.
996
00:45:56,318 --> 00:45:57,406
- I'll prove it to you.
997
00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,320
- What?
998
00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:01,149
- Hi boys.
999
00:46:03,282 --> 00:46:04,239
My friend over there,
1000
00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:06,894
she thinks you're real cute.
1001
00:46:06,938 --> 00:46:09,288
[inaudible]
1002
00:46:13,596 --> 00:46:14,815
- [Man] It's my birthday.
1003
00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:17,209
[inaudible]
1004
00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:26,914
[soft music playing]
1005
00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:28,786
- Hey there.
1006
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:32,224
So, what you think?
1007
00:46:34,139 --> 00:46:35,357
- Excuse me?
1008
00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:36,794
- About how the
other half lives.
1009
00:46:38,839 --> 00:46:41,276
- Uh, sorry, I don't, I
don't know what you mean.
1010
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,843
- You're a New York girl, right?
1011
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:45,498
That's what your friend
was just telling us.
1012
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:46,542
Said you're a New York City girl
1013
00:46:46,586 --> 00:46:47,543
who wanted to come down here
1014
00:46:47,587 --> 00:46:48,457
and see how the
other half lives.
1015
00:46:48,501 --> 00:46:49,850
That's why you came down.
1016
00:46:51,896 --> 00:46:53,114
You mind if I sit down?
1017
00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:54,550
- No.
1018
00:46:54,594 --> 00:46:55,943
I mean yes, yes.
1019
00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:57,510
- Thanks.
1020
00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:01,296
Ricky, get me another beer.
1021
00:47:02,732 --> 00:47:03,603
Please.
1022
00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:07,694
So you're Jessica?
1023
00:47:07,737 --> 00:47:08,651
Right?
1024
00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:10,218
I'm Buddy.
1025
00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:11,132
That's Levi.
1026
00:47:13,526 --> 00:47:15,180
Pleased to meet you.
1027
00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:17,791
You need you another beer?
1028
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,141
- No, no, I, thanks, I'm good.
1029
00:47:20,185 --> 00:47:23,014
- Is that really why you
came all the way down here?
1030
00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:24,450
I don't know if I buy that.
1031
00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:30,282
- Uh, actually, I'm
helping my friend,
1032
00:47:30,325 --> 00:47:33,285
my boyfriend's sister move.
1033
00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:35,809
I mean, move her car up there.
1034
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,115
She's moving.
1035
00:47:37,158 --> 00:47:38,464
Ooh, I don't know why
I'm telling you this,
1036
00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:39,291
you don't need to know this.
1037
00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:40,335
I don't even know you.
1038
00:47:41,728 --> 00:47:45,993
- Well, uh, there's no
call to be rude about it.
1039
00:47:46,037 --> 00:47:49,083
I was just trying
to be welcoming.
1040
00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:53,783
Maybe you think you're
too good to talk to me.
1041
00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:57,787
Your friend said otherwise,
but maybe you do.
1042
00:48:00,399 --> 00:48:02,227
- I never said I was
too good to talk to you.
1043
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,185
I, I never said that.
1044
00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:05,578
- Well, good.
1045
00:48:05,621 --> 00:48:07,362
That's more like it.
1046
00:48:07,406 --> 00:48:09,930
- Uh, no, I didn't, I didn't,
I didn't mean that either.
1047
00:48:09,974 --> 00:48:11,714
Um, excuse me, I have to go,
1048
00:48:11,758 --> 00:48:12,933
I have to use the, uh--
1049
00:48:12,977 --> 00:48:13,891
- Ladies room?
1050
00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:14,848
Powder your nose?
1051
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:17,982
You're a New York
City girl, aren't you?
1052
00:48:24,249 --> 00:48:26,164
Ricky, where's my goddamn beer?
1053
00:48:28,775 --> 00:48:29,994
Lazy son of a bitch.
1054
00:48:59,545 --> 00:49:00,328
- What the fuck?
1055
00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:01,199
- Let's go.
1056
00:49:10,469 --> 00:49:11,513
- Oh God.
1057
00:49:11,557 --> 00:49:12,340
I think they're following us.
1058
00:49:12,384 --> 00:49:13,602
- Who?
1059
00:49:13,646 --> 00:49:14,864
- Them.
1060
00:49:14,908 --> 00:49:16,083
- Where you taking
those asses, ladies?
1061
00:49:16,127 --> 00:49:19,608
The party ain't over yet.
1062
00:49:19,652 --> 00:49:21,001
Is it?
1063
00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:22,002
[laughs]
1064
00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:23,177
- It doesn't have to be.
1065
00:49:23,221 --> 00:49:24,483
Do you want it to be?
1066
00:49:24,526 --> 00:49:25,397
- Oh, hell no.
1067
00:49:28,748 --> 00:49:30,402
- Well you two gentlemen,
you just wait right here.
1068
00:49:30,445 --> 00:49:33,579
I have something real
special I want to show you.
1069
00:49:33,622 --> 00:49:34,493
Yeah.
1070
00:49:37,844 --> 00:49:38,845
No peeking now.
1071
00:49:40,673 --> 00:49:41,935
- What you got in there?
1072
00:49:44,242 --> 00:49:46,287
- I was thinking we could
all just have a little fun.
1073
00:49:46,331 --> 00:49:47,114
- Hold on.
1074
00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:48,550
- Fuck, you crazy bitch.
1075
00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:49,464
- That shit ain't even loaded.
1076
00:49:49,508 --> 00:49:51,814
- You want to test that theory?
1077
00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:54,687
- Oh, no, it's cool.
1078
00:49:56,384 --> 00:49:58,082
We just had the wrong idea.
1079
00:49:58,125 --> 00:50:00,606
- Yeah, you bet your
chicken lickin' ass you did.
1080
00:50:04,349 --> 00:50:05,611
What are you gonna
do, you gonna stab me?
1081
00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:06,960
I guarantee you I'll
shoot your dick off
1082
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:08,005
before you get close.
1083
00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:11,617
Put it away.
1084
00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:14,272
- Put that shit away.
1085
00:50:14,315 --> 00:50:15,882
- Yeah, listen to your friend.
1086
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,538
Now you assholes listen up.
1087
00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:21,235
I got the night manager
watching my car all night.
1088
00:50:21,279 --> 00:50:23,020
If either of you show
your faces here again,
1089
00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:24,847
I will shoot your
dicks off so fast
1090
00:50:24,891 --> 00:50:26,545
you won't even be able to blink.
1091
00:50:26,588 --> 00:50:28,938
Am I clear?
1092
00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:30,505
- Yeah.
1093
00:50:30,549 --> 00:50:31,419
Yeah, listen.
1094
00:50:33,204 --> 00:50:35,032
Fuck it.
1095
00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:36,424
- Yeah, that's right, fuck it.
1096
00:50:36,468 --> 00:50:37,512
- [Levi] We gone.
1097
00:50:37,556 --> 00:50:38,513
- Yeah.
1098
00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:39,340
Go on.
1099
00:50:39,384 --> 00:50:40,211
Get the fuck out?
1100
00:50:45,651 --> 00:50:47,566
Yeah, fuck you,
too, motherfucker.
1101
00:50:51,222 --> 00:50:52,571
[laughs]
1102
00:50:52,614 --> 00:50:54,355
You see him with that
little pussy ass knife?
1103
00:50:54,399 --> 00:50:55,487
Fuckin' hell.
1104
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,537
You comin'?
1105
00:51:04,148 --> 00:51:05,018
- Yeah.
1106
00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:12,243
[soft music playing]
1107
00:51:27,301 --> 00:51:28,172
- Feel better?
1108
00:51:31,479 --> 00:51:32,480
Did that scare you?
1109
00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:35,309
- Did it scare me?
1110
00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:36,919
I think I left a huge puddle
back in that parking lot.
1111
00:51:36,963 --> 00:51:38,747
- I'm sorry man,
1112
00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:41,098
sometimes you gotta do what
you gotta do, you know?
1113
00:51:43,448 --> 00:51:45,102
- What if those guys come back?
1114
00:51:45,145 --> 00:51:47,626
I mean you really didn't say
anything to the motel manager.
1115
00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:49,932
- Yeah, but they
don't know that.
1116
00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:52,109
Plus if they do,
they'll be sorry.
1117
00:51:54,198 --> 00:51:56,287
- Let's call Kyle, remember.
1118
00:51:56,330 --> 00:51:58,289
- I already tried
him, no answer.
1119
00:51:58,332 --> 00:52:02,119
- Hmm, when I was in the
shower, why would you do that?
1120
00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:03,642
Well call him back.
1121
00:52:16,611 --> 00:52:17,395
- No answer.
1122
00:52:17,438 --> 00:52:18,309
Sorry.
1123
00:52:19,484 --> 00:52:20,963
- Well let me try.
1124
00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:22,182
- I just told you
there was no answer.
1125
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:23,444
- Well just let me.
1126
00:52:23,488 --> 00:52:24,358
- No.
1127
00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:26,143
- Give it.
1128
00:52:28,057 --> 00:52:29,058
- Come on, what's the point?
1129
00:52:29,102 --> 00:52:30,190
- Raven, stop.
1130
00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:31,148
- I told you that
there was no answer -
1131
00:52:31,191 --> 00:52:32,671
- I want to talk
to Kyle, please.
1132
00:52:32,714 --> 00:52:33,585
Just give it to me.
1133
00:52:33,628 --> 00:52:34,586
- Are you kidding here?
1134
00:52:34,629 --> 00:52:35,500
No.
1135
00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:36,588
- Just please let me call him.
1136
00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:37,589
- No.
1137
00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:38,416
- Please.
1138
00:52:38,459 --> 00:52:39,504
- Okay, go for it.
1139
00:52:51,951 --> 00:52:53,039
- Uh, that's weird.
1140
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,737
It's not going to his voicemail.
1141
00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:59,393
- Well, maybe you hit a
different number on the keypad.
1142
00:52:59,437 --> 00:53:00,264
It happens.
1143
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:07,923
- [Kyle] This is Kyle Richards.
1144
00:53:07,967 --> 00:53:09,316
Sorry I can't take
your call right now.
1145
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,535
If you know me,
1146
00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:13,059
you know I'm busy saving
and preserving life.
1147
00:53:13,102 --> 00:53:14,278
Please leave a message
1148
00:53:14,321 --> 00:53:16,280
and I'll get back to you
just as soon as I can.
1149
00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:18,934
- Hi, baby, it's me.
1150
00:53:20,545 --> 00:53:22,895
I guess you're working.
1151
00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:25,898
Or I know you're working or
else you would have picked up.
1152
00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:27,334
Or I would be waking you up
1153
00:53:27,378 --> 00:53:29,728
which would be so rude
with you working so hard.
1154
00:53:32,121 --> 00:53:34,646
Anyway, everything's going fine.
1155
00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:37,214
For the most part.
1156
00:53:38,563 --> 00:53:39,738
Nothing to worry about.
1157
00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:42,523
I just wanted to
hear your voice.
1158
00:53:45,134 --> 00:53:46,005
I miss you.
1159
00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:48,616
I love you.
1160
00:53:49,965 --> 00:53:50,836
Bye.
1161
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,104
- Like I said, no answer.
1162
00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:03,457
- So I got his voicemail.
1163
00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:06,721
Do you have his
number in there twice?
1164
00:54:06,765 --> 00:54:07,896
Is one of them old?
1165
00:54:09,942 --> 00:54:11,422
- I don't know, maybe you
just hit the wrong button.
1166
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:31,311
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1167
00:54:57,119 --> 00:54:58,077
- It's bad.
1168
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:58,991
I'm sorry.
1169
00:55:01,341 --> 00:55:02,951
We need to notify a supervisor
1170
00:55:02,995 --> 00:55:04,692
and get detectives out here.
1171
00:55:31,197 --> 00:55:32,329
- Why did you do
that last night?
1172
00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:33,939
- What?
1173
00:55:33,982 --> 00:55:35,506
- You know what.
1174
00:55:35,549 --> 00:55:36,681
- Save our asses?
1175
00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:39,684
- Get that guy to hit on me.
1176
00:55:39,727 --> 00:55:41,294
Who does something like that?
1177
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,601
- We were drunk, I was
just having a little fun.
1178
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:46,952
- Is that what it was,
you were having fun?
1179
00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:53,045
- No, it, you want
me to be honest?
1180
00:55:53,088 --> 00:55:56,875
- Yeah, I do, I do, I
want you to be honest.
1181
00:55:57,963 --> 00:55:59,007
- I was testing you.
1182
00:56:01,749 --> 00:56:04,230
- Testing me, testing what?
1183
00:56:04,273 --> 00:56:07,364
- I wanted to see if you
were worthy of my brother.
1184
00:56:07,407 --> 00:56:10,323
To see if you
really deserved him.
1185
00:56:12,717 --> 00:56:14,849
I wanted to see
what you would do
1186
00:56:14,893 --> 00:56:16,721
when some guy really wants you.
1187
00:56:17,765 --> 00:56:19,158
I mean really wants you.
1188
00:56:21,726 --> 00:56:23,205
I'm gonna have to make sure
you're not some dumb slut
1189
00:56:23,249 --> 00:56:25,033
who gets drunk and gives
it up to the first guy
1190
00:56:25,077 --> 00:56:26,687
that tells her she's pretty.
1191
00:56:26,731 --> 00:56:28,907
Who's living in some
bullshit delusion
1192
00:56:28,950 --> 00:56:31,736
that if she fucks some guy that
he actually cares about her.
1193
00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:37,350
If you want me to be honest,
that's what I wanted to know.
1194
00:56:40,048 --> 00:56:41,267
Don't worry, you passed.
1195
00:56:45,663 --> 00:56:49,710
Now let's get the fuck out
of here because I'm famished.
1196
00:56:49,754 --> 00:56:51,625
Want to get some
biscuits and gravy.
1197
00:56:53,453 --> 00:56:55,760
You know, the kind of food that
really sticks to your ribs.
1198
00:57:12,298 --> 00:57:13,473
Pretty good, huh?
1199
00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:17,912
These out of the
way podunk towns
1200
00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:18,913
have the best fucking food.
1201
00:57:20,219 --> 00:57:21,960
Better than sex.
1202
00:57:22,003 --> 00:57:24,049
And it definitely
lasts longer at least.
1203
00:57:26,530 --> 00:57:27,618
- Is it good enough to pay for
1204
00:57:27,661 --> 00:57:28,793
or are we gonna
dine and dash again?
1205
00:57:30,185 --> 00:57:31,622
- Oh, look at you, so funny.
1206
00:57:33,101 --> 00:57:35,277
Well your sense of humor's
definitely improving,
1207
00:57:35,321 --> 00:57:36,627
I gotta give you that one.
1208
00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:41,196
I gotta piss, I'll
be right back.
1209
00:58:01,129 --> 00:58:02,957
- Just a little game we play.
1210
00:58:03,001 --> 00:58:04,785
Stupid girl stuff, you know?
1211
00:58:14,882 --> 00:58:19,017
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1212
00:58:23,369 --> 00:58:24,805
- Not eating off the
floor now, are you?
1213
00:58:24,849 --> 00:58:27,634
I mean this place is good
and everything, but--
1214
00:58:27,678 --> 00:58:28,635
- Uh, no.
1215
00:58:28,679 --> 00:58:29,636
Good luck.
1216
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,550
Thought we could use it.
1217
00:58:31,595 --> 00:58:32,509
You ready to go?
1218
00:58:32,552 --> 00:58:33,945
- Yeah, sure.
1219
00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:34,772
Whenever you are.
1220
00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:35,686
- I got this.
1221
00:58:36,556 --> 00:58:37,731
- Oh, thanks, how sweet.
1222
00:58:39,994 --> 00:58:40,865
I'll meet you in the car.
1223
00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:45,826
- [Waitress] You got any ID?
1224
00:58:55,227 --> 00:58:58,970
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1225
00:58:59,013 --> 00:59:01,146
- I think I'm gonna go
lie down in the back.
1226
00:59:01,189 --> 00:59:02,843
- Why don't you just
put your seat back?
1227
00:59:02,887 --> 00:59:06,630
- No, it's too bright
up here, I can't sleep.
1228
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:12,374
- You wanna watch
my stuff back there?
1229
00:59:12,418 --> 00:59:16,553
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1230
00:59:52,806 --> 00:59:54,025
What the fuck?
1231
00:59:59,813 --> 01:00:01,293
Excuse me,
1232
01:00:01,336 --> 01:00:03,600
do you know where
highway 301 is?
1233
01:00:05,036 --> 01:00:06,907
The 301 north, I, I think
it's around here someplace.
1234
01:00:06,951 --> 01:00:08,430
Do you know where that is?
1235
01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:11,608
- I'm sorry, I don't know
where no highway 301 is.
1236
01:00:11,651 --> 01:00:13,044
- So you live around here
1237
01:00:13,087 --> 01:00:15,133
and you have no idea
where highway 301 is?
1238
01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:16,613
- [Man] I don't know
what you want me to say.
1239
01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:17,657
- I don't want you
to say anything.
1240
01:00:17,701 --> 01:00:19,093
You know what I want you to do?
1241
01:00:19,137 --> 01:00:20,355
I want you to go home and
fuck your mother some more,
1242
01:00:20,399 --> 01:00:21,313
you fucking hick.
1243
01:00:25,491 --> 01:00:29,626
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1244
01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:31,209
- [Kyle] Jessica.
1245
01:01:31,252 --> 01:01:33,820
Jessica, where in
the hell are you?
1246
01:01:33,864 --> 01:01:34,995
Please call me back.
1247
01:01:36,388 --> 01:01:39,043
My God, they found
her in her house.
1248
01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:40,044
She's dead.
1249
01:01:42,873 --> 01:01:43,700
She's dead.
1250
01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:47,399
My sister is dead.
1251
01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:48,966
Please, please call me.
1252
01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:50,532
I don't know who in
the hell you're with,
1253
01:01:50,576 --> 01:01:52,099
but please call me.
1254
01:01:53,144 --> 01:01:57,235
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1255
01:02:08,159 --> 01:02:09,029
- Sir!
1256
01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:11,031
Open the door!
1257
01:02:11,075 --> 01:02:12,032
Hello!
1258
01:02:12,076 --> 01:02:13,207
Hello!
1259
01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:14,121
Help me!
1260
01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:55,293
- You done sleeping?
1261
01:02:57,338 --> 01:02:58,818
Can you take over for a while?
1262
01:02:59,688 --> 01:03:00,515
- Sure.
1263
01:03:01,908 --> 01:03:03,518
- All right, scoot.
1264
01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,436
Go on.
1265
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:09,307
- Okay.
1266
01:03:12,353 --> 01:03:16,488
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1267
01:03:24,061 --> 01:03:26,106
- You okay, you seem tense?
1268
01:03:26,150 --> 01:03:29,806
- Yeah, um, I, I, I think
I got a kink in my neck
1269
01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:31,459
or something from lying in back.
1270
01:03:31,503 --> 01:03:33,157
- See, I told you
not to do that.
1271
01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:38,945
Just relax.
1272
01:03:41,252 --> 01:03:42,340
Man, I can feel it.
1273
01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:46,431
See, we can just get all of
that tension right out of there.
1274
01:03:51,262 --> 01:03:52,480
You know I forgot to tell you,
1275
01:03:52,524 --> 01:03:53,786
I have great news,
I found your phone.
1276
01:03:55,179 --> 01:03:57,398
You must have been in the
restroom or something,
1277
01:03:57,442 --> 01:03:58,660
I don't know where
I found it, but.
1278
01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:02,926
The funny thing is that
I put it in my purse.
1279
01:04:02,969 --> 01:04:05,189
And when I went
to give it to you,
1280
01:04:05,232 --> 01:04:07,669
it wasn't there.
1281
01:04:09,541 --> 01:04:10,411
Isn't that funny?
1282
01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:14,415
I thought it was really funny.
1283
01:04:14,459 --> 01:04:16,504
[laughs]
1284
01:04:16,548 --> 01:04:17,810
You want to know what I think
1285
01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:19,203
is really fucking
hilarious though?
1286
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,381
That you are supposed
to be the smart girl,
1287
01:04:23,424 --> 01:04:24,643
psychology major.
1288
01:04:25,992 --> 01:04:28,125
But it seems like I can
read you a whole lot better
1289
01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:29,213
than you can read me.
1290
01:04:31,258 --> 01:04:33,521
You know your poker
face is for shit, right?
1291
01:04:39,005 --> 01:04:40,964
Oh no, no, don't
even think about it.
1292
01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:41,878
See then,
1293
01:04:43,227 --> 01:04:45,794
you'd fuck up that pretty
little face of yours,
1294
01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:47,100
and then you'd fuck up my car.
1295
01:04:47,144 --> 01:04:48,885
And then where
would we be, right?
1296
01:04:52,845 --> 01:04:54,325
- So what now?
1297
01:04:54,368 --> 01:04:56,588
- Well, we have two options.
1298
01:04:57,981 --> 01:05:00,026
You want to go and
see Kyle, right?
1299
01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:01,506
Make it back to New York?
1300
01:05:01,549 --> 01:05:03,334
I was thinking
1301
01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,118
that we could all get together
1302
01:05:05,162 --> 01:05:07,120
and have a nice little chat.
1303
01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:11,342
You know, like mature adults.
1304
01:05:11,385 --> 01:05:12,604
Like how grown-ups do.
1305
01:05:14,606 --> 01:05:16,173
So there's that or
there's the other option,
1306
01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:18,610
but I really don't think that
you're gonna like that one.
1307
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,832
- We still have a
long ways to go.
1308
01:05:23,876 --> 01:05:25,443
What, are we gonna play
hot seat some more?
1309
01:05:29,186 --> 01:05:30,361
- Wow.
1310
01:05:30,404 --> 01:05:31,623
You got a set of
balls on you, girl.
1311
01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:36,497
Okay, fine, how about this?
1312
01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:39,457
You can ask me any
question you like.
1313
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:40,632
Go ahead, shoot.
1314
01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:45,419
- What did you do?
1315
01:05:48,422 --> 01:05:50,772
What did you do
to Kyle's sister?
1316
01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:54,124
- Oh, I don't think that
you want to know about that.
1317
01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:55,821
All the gory details.
1318
01:05:57,779 --> 01:06:00,478
I wouldn't want to offend
your delicate sensibilities.
1319
01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:02,306
Trust me.
1320
01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:08,399
- Who are you then?
1321
01:06:09,661 --> 01:06:11,837
Who are you really, Jade?
1322
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,186
- How do you know my name?
1323
01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,755
I asked you a fucking question!
1324
01:06:16,798 --> 01:06:18,452
How the fuck do
you know my name?
1325
01:06:25,851 --> 01:06:26,634
Where did you get this?
1326
01:06:26,678 --> 01:06:28,114
- In between the seats.
1327
01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:29,681
You must have dropped it.
1328
01:06:29,724 --> 01:06:30,682
- I must have.
1329
01:06:31,813 --> 01:06:32,989
Silly me.
1330
01:06:33,032 --> 01:06:34,425
I'm always losing things.
1331
01:06:41,519 --> 01:06:44,913
You know I, I always
hated this picture.
1332
01:06:47,525 --> 01:06:48,613
But Kyle loved it.
1333
01:06:51,964 --> 01:06:54,967
He said I was the most beautiful
woman in the entire world.
1334
01:06:58,101 --> 01:07:00,494
He'd tell me all the time
while he was fucking me.
1335
01:07:00,538 --> 01:07:01,930
How much he loved me.
1336
01:07:04,455 --> 01:07:06,718
I knew him long before
you did, sweetie pie.
1337
01:07:07,545 --> 01:07:09,329
I mean, how do you think we met?
1338
01:07:10,852 --> 01:07:14,943
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1339
01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:33,092
Do you like to
shoot guns, Jessica?
1340
01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:35,007
I, I never really
liked them before.
1341
01:07:36,008 --> 01:07:37,879
But I went to the firing range
1342
01:07:37,923 --> 01:07:39,881
and popped off a couple shots,
1343
01:07:39,925 --> 01:07:41,709
and I have to say,
1344
01:07:41,753 --> 01:07:42,623
it's pretty easy.
1345
01:07:49,587 --> 01:07:51,197
Not my favorite way
to kill people though.
1346
01:07:51,241 --> 01:07:53,373
It's just too fast, you know,
1347
01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:54,896
it's just bang and
then you're dead.
1348
01:07:56,246 --> 01:07:58,030
I'd much prefer
1349
01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,206
to really
1350
01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:02,252
get to know somebody, you know.
1351
01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:03,166
Find out
1352
01:08:04,776 --> 01:08:06,299
every little thing
about them, you know.
1353
01:08:06,343 --> 01:08:09,302
Just really get to know
them, from the inside out.
1354
01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:12,392
[laughs]
1355
01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:19,007
So Jess,
1356
01:08:20,226 --> 01:08:21,097
big question.
1357
01:08:22,185 --> 01:08:23,621
Do you like our little game?
1358
01:08:24,926 --> 01:08:27,015
I feel like we're really
getting to know each other now.
1359
01:08:27,059 --> 01:08:27,929
Don't you think?
1360
01:08:29,366 --> 01:08:30,845
You know all about me.
1361
01:08:30,889 --> 01:08:34,806
I already know everything
about you to know.
1362
01:08:34,849 --> 01:08:38,462
I've known girls like
you my entire life.
1363
01:08:39,593 --> 01:08:40,464
The pretty girls,
1364
01:08:40,507 --> 01:08:42,292
the smart ones who, you know,
1365
01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:43,945
everything was
just handed to you.
1366
01:08:43,989 --> 01:08:46,383
Adored by daddy.
1367
01:08:47,819 --> 01:08:49,386
And all the boys
just come running
1368
01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:52,606
as soon as you bat your
little fucking eyelashes.
1369
01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:54,826
I mean basically like
they're handing you
1370
01:08:54,869 --> 01:08:55,827
their dicks on a platter.
1371
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,656
It's incredible though really.
1372
01:09:00,179 --> 01:09:01,528
Ooh, what do you need, honey?
1373
01:09:01,572 --> 01:09:03,226
Can we do anything for you?
1374
01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:05,967
Oh no, no, don't bother
yourself, I'll get it.
1375
01:09:06,011 --> 01:09:08,796
Oh, here, honey, let me
wipe your ass for you.
1376
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,841
Sound familiar?
1377
01:09:11,016 --> 01:09:13,061
Am I on the right track?
1378
01:09:13,105 --> 01:09:13,975
- No.
1379
01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:16,456
- What was that,
I couldn't hear.
1380
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:17,283
- No, you're fucking not!
1381
01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:21,026
You don't know me.
1382
01:09:21,069 --> 01:09:23,115
You don't know
anything about me.
1383
01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:26,336
Adored by daddy?
1384
01:09:27,859 --> 01:09:30,035
Yeah, until he died
when I was ten.
1385
01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:34,126
And let's just say mom couldn't
find a suitable replacement.
1386
01:09:36,694 --> 01:09:39,436
But there were men around,
there were plenty of men.
1387
01:09:41,264 --> 01:09:43,962
So don't sit there and
tell me I had it easy.
1388
01:09:46,356 --> 01:09:47,661
I mean you can do
anything you want,
1389
01:09:47,705 --> 01:09:49,272
you have the fucking gun,
1390
01:09:49,315 --> 01:09:54,364
but don't think for a minute
you know anything about me.
1391
01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:56,061
- You're right, Jess.
1392
01:09:56,104 --> 01:09:57,845
I do have the gun,
1393
01:09:57,889 --> 01:09:58,759
which means
1394
01:09:59,891 --> 01:10:02,328
that we're gonna play
by my rules, okay.
1395
01:10:03,808 --> 01:10:05,244
So you can sit
there all you want
1396
01:10:05,288 --> 01:10:06,854
and tell me about
your sad stories
1397
01:10:06,898 --> 01:10:08,813
about how mommy was a
whore and daddy died,
1398
01:10:08,856 --> 01:10:11,076
but the truth is I don't
really give a shit.
1399
01:10:14,558 --> 01:10:16,908
Don't think about getting
brave on me, sweetie.
1400
01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:20,259
As much as I'd like
to tear you open,
1401
01:10:20,303 --> 01:10:23,349
I'll shoot you so fast you
won't know what hit you.
1402
01:10:24,698 --> 01:10:26,526
Then you can't go home to Kyle.
1403
01:10:26,570 --> 01:10:29,355
Can't have that little chat
like grown-ups now, can we?
1404
01:10:30,313 --> 01:10:31,705
So you're gonna be a good girl
1405
01:10:31,749 --> 01:10:33,968
and listen to everything
I have to say.
1406
01:10:34,012 --> 01:10:34,882
Got it?
1407
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:39,322
I want to hear you say
that you understand.
1408
01:10:39,365 --> 01:10:40,975
- I understand.
1409
01:10:42,281 --> 01:10:43,282
- That's a good girl.
1410
01:10:51,595 --> 01:10:52,596
Stop the car.
1411
01:10:53,597 --> 01:10:55,251
I said stop the fucking car.
1412
01:11:00,517 --> 01:11:01,953
Now this is what we're gonna do.
1413
01:11:02,954 --> 01:11:04,782
I'm gonna let him in.
1414
01:11:04,825 --> 01:11:05,739
And if you try anything
1415
01:11:05,783 --> 01:11:07,480
or I hear a word out of you,
1416
01:11:07,524 --> 01:11:09,874
I'll shoot that tight little
pussy of yours off, okay.
1417
01:11:14,313 --> 01:11:15,183
Get in!
1418
01:11:16,141 --> 01:11:16,968
Let's go.
1419
01:11:20,580 --> 01:11:23,148
- Oh, thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you.
1420
01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:26,760
Oh, you are angels, both of you.
1421
01:11:26,804 --> 01:11:29,589
You wouldn't believe the
luck I'm having today.
1422
01:11:29,633 --> 01:11:31,330
You wouldn't believe it.
1423
01:11:31,374 --> 01:11:33,767
It's like somebody put a voodoo
curse on me or something.
1424
01:11:33,811 --> 01:11:35,291
- That bad?
1425
01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:37,641
- It couldn't be worse.
1426
01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:40,034
- What are you
late for the prom?
1427
01:11:40,078 --> 01:11:42,167
- My buddy's wedding.
1428
01:11:42,210 --> 01:11:43,690
I'm the best man.
1429
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,607
- Well it looks like you
don't have the best car.
1430
01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:49,174
- Tell me about it.
1431
01:11:49,217 --> 01:11:52,177
Anyway, two days ago my buddy
tells me he's getting married.
1432
01:11:52,220 --> 01:11:53,961
Two days and he wants
me to be his best man.
1433
01:11:54,005 --> 01:11:57,008
- So where is the
blessed occasion?
1434
01:11:57,051 --> 01:11:57,878
- Hartford.
1435
01:11:59,010 --> 01:12:01,055
I knew my transmission
was on the fritz.
1436
01:12:01,099 --> 01:12:02,622
One wrong turn and then boom
1437
01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:04,145
I'm stuck out in the
middle of nowhere.
1438
01:12:04,189 --> 01:12:05,625
On top of that,
1439
01:12:05,669 --> 01:12:07,323
I'm in such a hurry I forget
my freaking phone charger.
1440
01:12:07,366 --> 01:12:09,455
Now my car is dead,
1441
01:12:09,499 --> 01:12:10,804
my phone is dead,
1442
01:12:10,848 --> 01:12:12,893
and I am stuck in
the middle of nowhere
1443
01:12:12,937 --> 01:12:15,331
with people zooming by me,
laughing their asses off at me.
1444
01:12:15,374 --> 01:12:16,636
Can you believe that?
1445
01:12:17,681 --> 01:12:19,117
- It definitely
hasn't been your day.
1446
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,858
- Listen, I just need to get
to the next town, all right.
1447
01:12:20,901 --> 01:12:22,207
Somewhere where
I can rent a car.
1448
01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,861
Or somewhere where I
can at least get a cab
1449
01:12:23,904 --> 01:12:26,254
to a place where I can rent one.
1450
01:12:26,298 --> 01:12:28,256
Thank God there are
still two decent people
1451
01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,041
in the world like you two.
1452
01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:33,349
- This is all pretty out of
the, all of a sudden, huh?
1453
01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:35,438
Just caught in the
middle of everything.
1454
01:12:35,481 --> 01:12:37,353
- Yeah, yeah, I'm caught
in the middle all right.
1455
01:12:37,396 --> 01:12:38,658
Or the ass end.
1456
01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,312
I don't even know which.
1457
01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:43,010
- So how long did this friend
of yours know this girl?
1458
01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:45,143
- Not long.
1459
01:12:45,186 --> 01:12:46,710
A few months, maybe.
1460
01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:49,190
He met her on a cruise.
1461
01:12:49,234 --> 01:12:51,149
- You know it's so funny,
1462
01:12:51,192 --> 01:12:53,020
we were just talking
about a friend of ours
1463
01:12:53,064 --> 01:12:55,458
who just shacked up with
this guy out of nowhere.
1464
01:12:55,501 --> 01:12:57,111
Weren't we?
1465
01:12:57,155 --> 01:13:00,332
Yeah, apparently he's
all goo goo gaga for her.
1466
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,421
You know, madly in love.
1467
01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:03,335
The whole deal.
1468
01:13:05,424 --> 01:13:07,121
And we just kept telling her,
1469
01:13:07,165 --> 01:13:10,037
what a stupid bitch you
are to fall for a guy.
1470
01:13:10,081 --> 01:13:12,431
I mean, she doesn't
even know the guy.
1471
01:13:12,475 --> 01:13:13,867
Right, how can you
get to know somebody
1472
01:13:13,911 --> 01:13:15,216
like that so quickly?
1473
01:13:15,260 --> 01:13:16,087
You can't.
1474
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,046
- Yeah, yeah, I
don't know, I, uh.
1475
01:13:19,090 --> 01:13:23,616
- So we're like, you
stupid little cunt.
1476
01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:25,749
You're gonna get hurt.
1477
01:13:25,792 --> 01:13:27,751
Like I'm talking
full-on devastated,
1478
01:13:27,794 --> 01:13:29,970
your ass will never be
the same again hurt.
1479
01:13:30,014 --> 01:13:31,407
And you're gonna deserve it.
1480
01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:32,799
I mean whatever happens to you,
1481
01:13:32,843 --> 01:13:34,584
you're gonna deserve it.
1482
01:13:34,627 --> 01:13:35,933
Right?
1483
01:13:35,976 --> 01:13:37,543
- Yeah, I don't know,
1484
01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:39,240
maybe you're being a
little hard on your friend.
1485
01:13:39,284 --> 01:13:41,373
[laughs]
1486
01:13:43,027 --> 01:13:44,985
So you guys from Georgia?
1487
01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:47,466
Saw the plates when
I was getting in.
1488
01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:48,424
You guys moving?
1489
01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,469
Where you headed to?
1490
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:52,253
- Stop the car.
1491
01:13:52,297 --> 01:13:53,254
- What?
1492
01:13:53,298 --> 01:13:54,255
- I said stop the car!
1493
01:13:54,299 --> 01:13:57,737
[dramatic music playing]
1494
01:14:00,044 --> 01:14:00,827
Get out.
1495
01:14:06,703 --> 01:14:07,573
Don't move.
1496
01:14:09,532 --> 01:14:10,402
Get out.
1497
01:14:11,795 --> 01:14:14,667
[dramatic music playing]
1498
01:14:14,711 --> 01:14:17,278
[gun shot firing]
1499
01:14:17,322 --> 01:14:20,804
[dramatic music playing]
1500
01:14:26,723 --> 01:14:28,159
Did you see what you made me do?
1501
01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:30,466
You made me kill the best man.
1502
01:14:30,509 --> 01:14:32,206
Oh, come on, not in the car.
1503
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:35,688
[dramatic music playing]
1504
01:15:24,694 --> 01:15:26,173
I can't tell you where we
are, Kyle, okay, I can't.
1505
01:15:26,217 --> 01:15:28,088
You have to understand
what I'm doing.
1506
01:15:28,132 --> 01:15:29,568
I'm doing this for us,
1507
01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:31,527
I'm doing it so it can go
back to the way it was.
1508
01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:36,183
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1509
01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:37,097
No, you don't understand.
1510
01:15:37,141 --> 01:15:38,534
She's the one that did this.
1511
01:15:38,577 --> 01:15:40,666
She poisoned your mind
against me, I know it was her.
1512
01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:42,363
She did all of this.
1513
01:15:42,407 --> 01:15:44,888
To us, to me, and
I have to fix it.
1514
01:15:46,237 --> 01:15:50,937
I'm just trying to fix
it, don't you understand?
1515
01:15:50,981 --> 01:15:53,723
No, Kyle, no, you
can't say that to me!
1516
01:15:53,766 --> 01:15:54,637
No, no.
1517
01:15:56,900 --> 01:16:00,599
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
didn't mean it, I'm sorry.
1518
01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:03,471
Listen, I'm gonna fix it and
everything's gonna be okay.
1519
01:16:06,170 --> 01:16:07,345
She is the one that
came between us.
1520
01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:08,564
She is the one that
did all of this.
1521
01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:10,087
She is the one
that killed Raven.
1522
01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:11,001
It's her fault.
1523
01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:13,307
I didn't want it to happen,
1524
01:16:13,351 --> 01:16:14,961
I didn't want to have to
do that, but she made me.
1525
01:16:15,005 --> 01:16:16,441
She did all of this.
1526
01:16:20,271 --> 01:16:21,141
No.
1527
01:16:21,968 --> 01:16:23,622
[crying]
1528
01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:25,276
No, don't say that.
1529
01:16:28,453 --> 01:16:29,323
Now listen,
1530
01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:38,158
you don't understand, it's okay.
1531
01:16:39,551 --> 01:16:41,248
I know that you don't
right now, but you will.
1532
01:16:43,294 --> 01:16:44,251
I love you.
1533
01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:14,760
Pretty little Jessica.
1534
01:17:17,328 --> 01:17:18,372
You knew this had to happen.
1535
01:17:21,593 --> 01:17:23,116
You poisoned him against me.
1536
01:17:25,162 --> 01:17:27,555
And he just doesn't understand
right now, but he will.
1537
01:17:32,691 --> 01:17:34,127
He's gonna see that
pretty little face
1538
01:17:34,171 --> 01:17:36,782
and that pretty little
bod of yours sliced open.
1539
01:17:45,008 --> 01:17:46,879
I'm not usually one for
vengeance, Jess, but
1540
01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:50,013
when you take something
that isn't yours
1541
01:17:50,056 --> 01:17:51,449
you need to be punished.
1542
01:17:54,060 --> 01:17:56,889
So I was thinking that we
could play your favorite game.
1543
01:17:58,891 --> 01:17:59,849
Hot seat.
1544
01:18:01,024 --> 01:18:02,460
Except this time,
1545
01:18:02,503 --> 01:18:04,897
if you don't answer
one of my questions,
1546
01:18:04,941 --> 01:18:07,073
I get to slice open a
different body part.
1547
01:18:10,163 --> 01:18:11,077
What do you think?
1548
01:18:14,951 --> 01:18:16,387
First I'll cut over here,
1549
01:18:17,867 --> 01:18:20,217
and watch you bleed
out a little bit.
1550
01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:27,224
And then all across your
stomach and your sides.
1551
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,531
I'll cut out your heart,
1552
01:18:32,795 --> 01:18:34,884
so you know what it feels
like to have it ripped out,
1553
01:18:36,233 --> 01:18:37,364
and taken away from you.
1554
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,759
[laughs]
1555
01:18:42,195 --> 01:18:43,719
I bet your insides are pretty.
1556
01:18:45,503 --> 01:18:46,373
Just like you.
1557
01:18:52,423 --> 01:18:54,468
Now you stay here,
I'll be right back.
1558
01:19:03,086 --> 01:19:07,177
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1559
01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:34,813
Aw Jess,
1560
01:19:34,857 --> 01:19:36,510
you're making this way too easy.
1561
01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:40,427
You know I like to play with
my food before I eat it.
1562
01:19:43,039 --> 01:19:47,173
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1563
01:20:37,267 --> 01:20:38,224
- No, stop.
1564
01:20:39,138 --> 01:20:41,184
[crying]
1565
01:20:44,187 --> 01:20:45,710
Stop.
1566
01:20:45,753 --> 01:20:46,580
No.
1567
01:20:56,286 --> 01:20:57,113
- Oh, oh.
1568
01:20:58,462 --> 01:21:02,509
[slow suspenseful music playing]
1569
01:21:26,969 --> 01:21:28,405
What, are you gonna shoot me?
1570
01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:30,494
[gun shot fires]
1571
01:21:30,537 --> 01:21:31,756
Fucking bitch!
1572
01:21:39,503 --> 01:21:41,809
- Who do you think you are?
1573
01:21:43,855 --> 01:21:46,771
Who the fuck do
you think you are?
1574
01:21:46,814 --> 01:21:49,034
You think no one
else has felt pain?
1575
01:21:50,688 --> 01:21:51,602
You think you're
fucking special?
1576
01:21:53,082 --> 01:21:55,127
What gives you the right?
1577
01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:59,262
[slow music playing]
1578
01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:37,953
- Come in.
1579
01:22:40,172 --> 01:22:41,434
- Hey, how are you?
1580
01:22:41,478 --> 01:22:43,654
- I'm fine, um,
just a little tired.
1581
01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:46,657
- Made some tea,
do you want any?
1582
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:47,658
- Oh no, I'm good.
1583
01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:48,964
Just catching up
on some reading.
1584
01:22:49,007 --> 01:22:50,443
I'm probably going to bed soon.
1585
01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:52,619
- Well let us know if
you need anything, okay?
1586
01:22:54,534 --> 01:22:55,361
- Hey, Jen,
1587
01:22:57,102 --> 01:22:59,148
thanks for letting
me stay here a while.
1588
01:22:59,191 --> 01:23:00,453
I really appreciate it.
1589
01:23:00,497 --> 01:23:01,977
- Do you want us
to shut the door?
1590
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:04,675
- [Jessica] Oh no, I'm good.
1591
01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:15,251
[phone ringing]
1592
01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:45,716
- Life's so random, isn't it?
1593
01:23:47,326 --> 01:23:48,588
I mean people meet,
1594
01:23:48,632 --> 01:23:51,548
relationships start and
then just suddenly end.
1595
01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:55,769
Bad shit happens, out
of the fucking blue.
1596
01:23:57,902 --> 01:24:00,122
It's like life's
some cosmic joke.
1597
01:24:00,165 --> 01:24:02,037
I mean I'm telling you
God has got to be a woman
1598
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,647
because only a real
bitch would do that shit
1599
01:24:03,690 --> 01:24:04,561
to people's lives.
1600
01:24:08,826 --> 01:24:12,308
- Well, this isn't random.
1601
01:24:12,351 --> 01:24:14,049
It's necessary.
1602
01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:17,095
And you know that,
and I know it.
1603
01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:18,227
We both know it.
1604
01:24:23,754 --> 01:24:25,103
- Well listen, maybe, you know,
1605
01:24:25,147 --> 01:24:27,758
we'll get a chance to be
best friends in another life.
1606
01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:29,890
- You never know.
1607
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:32,110
- Cheers to that.
1608
01:24:33,329 --> 01:24:34,504
Here's to another life.
1609
01:24:37,202 --> 01:24:38,116
- To another life.
1610
01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:51,303
[soft music playing]
1611
01:25:19,201 --> 01:25:24,206
♪ Can I leave it up to you
1612
01:25:25,511 --> 01:25:30,560
♪ Is there nothing I can do
1613
01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:36,435
♪ But I keep it to myself
1614
01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:41,484
♪ I'm in love with
someone else ♪
1615
01:25:43,268 --> 01:25:48,317
♪ Wonder which way will it go
1616
01:25:49,535 --> 01:25:54,149
♪ I'll probably be
the last to know ♪
1617
01:25:55,672 --> 01:25:59,023
♪ I've been stranded
here for days ♪
1618
01:25:59,066 --> 01:26:03,158
♪ And I'm thirsty
for some shade ♪
1619
01:26:14,604 --> 01:26:19,652
♪ So you better run and hide
1620
01:26:21,088 --> 01:26:26,137
♪ I've got the
devil on my side ♪
1621
01:26:28,618 --> 01:26:32,491
♪ Waiting for me
1622
01:26:32,535 --> 01:26:37,583
♪ Like a beggar on the street
1623
01:26:39,368 --> 01:26:44,373
♪ As I close in on my prey
1624
01:26:45,504 --> 01:26:50,030
♪ Will it keep
still or run away ♪
1625
01:26:51,902 --> 01:26:54,861
♪ I seek shelter
from the light ♪
1626
01:26:54,905 --> 01:26:58,691
♪ Like a thief into the night
1627
01:26:58,735 --> 01:27:02,217
[soft rock music playing]
1628
01:27:55,444 --> 01:27:57,881
♪ Even in the cons we see
1629
01:27:57,924 --> 01:28:02,886
♪ To let you go
1630
01:28:04,453 --> 01:28:07,064
♪ Cause I believe
and I don't know ♪
1631
01:28:07,107 --> 01:28:08,587
♪ The more I think
1632
01:28:08,631 --> 01:28:13,679
♪ Therefore the less I know
1633
01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:18,467
♪ And even if we fail to flee
1634
01:28:18,510 --> 01:28:23,559
♪ Let you in
1635
01:28:25,256 --> 01:28:28,433
♪ Cause deep within
my skeleton ♪
1636
01:28:28,477 --> 01:28:32,872
♪ I just want to shed my skin
1637
01:28:32,916 --> 01:28:36,441
[soft rock music playing]
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