All language subtitles for The.Naked.Wanderer.2019.HDRip.x264.AC3-EVO-UTF8.-en (1)

Bare Romance

Are you ready?
- I do not know.

I don't know what to do
to be ready.

Say, Jake, what did you think?
Tell me what did you think?

You will see.
- Where are we going?

I hope it's not some decent place,
because I am disgusted.

I told you it was a surprise.
"I hope it's first-rate."

Come on, head down.

That's right.
- Jake ...

Go, I hold you.
"Oh, Jake, take off the bandage."

Jake!
- Go, I hold you.

And ...

Surprise!

What?

I know you love dolphins.

Let's go, let's go!
- Jake!

Look, dolphins.

Jake, it's great, but I ...
- Forward to the dolphins!

But I wanted to tell you something.

Jasmine,

I fell in love with you at first sight.
- Oh, hell.

You are the light of my eyes
and I want to be with you forever.

Damn it, Jake!
- Say yes"!

Yes, yes, you are sugar
of my mustard.

You're the bacon in my eggs.
- No!

Yes, you and I ...
- No, Jake, no, please.

Yes, yes.
- Jake, no, no!

I was going today
to break up with you!

What?

But I...
i make you an offer.

Just do not want
to be with you more.

Why?

You are always satisfied
by all.

Wonderful explanation, you kill me,
because I am very pleased?

I don't like it
as easy as you, Jake.

Sorry, but I need someone
more cheeky, I don't know, more ...

More, more what?
- I do not know.

What more?
- Whoever it is just not you!

Hello.

What happened?

Where's Jasmine?
- Jasmine?

I don't know where to know?
She stabbed me.

What?
Did she say she killed you?

Said.
He left me.

Crazy job, really?
"I'm not funny, Kam."

Cam ... Cameron!
"What?"

I made an offer to her in the morning.
- Right?

What the hell didn't you tell me?
"You would discourage me."

Yes of course.
- But it doesn't matter anymore, because ...

she wants no more
to be with me.

And ... I didn't even get my ring,
even though he said no to me.

What, why didn't you take it?
- I do not know.

I don't know, I was hoping
that he can think about

and to understand
that we should be together.

Oh, brother.
It's so sad.

Do you think I care?

I do not care.

Jake.
What are you doing here?

Hi Harry.
Am I at another site today?

Didn't you talk
with Jasmine yesterday?

Yes, she told me everything.
- Exactly.

So I'm surprised to see you here.
- I don't catch the connection.

Well ... she told me
that he doesn't want you to work here.

But ... Gas, I worked for you before
let's start dating Jas.

You yourself have met us.
- Yes, I know, I know,

but she is my daughter and thinks
that would be weird

if her ex
works with her father.

Are you firing me?

Gas.

Harry, please
i need this job.

Am I fired?

Can't be fired?

Jake!

Yes?

This is my helmet.

Hey, can you
give it to me?

It is brand new.

All the best, Jake.

Damn it.

Jake, why are you here?

You have to work.
"God, Cam, put on something."

My house, my rules.
- This is your home

and you don't have to walk
in a similar form.

Why are you getting hung up?

Jasmine's fucking got it
my father to fire me.

And right.
- Are you serious?

Her motivation is clear.

Brother, I don't know what I would do without her.
- Come on, just without the snot.

Jasmine is a bitch
and without it you will be better.

Don't talk about Jas,
clear?

She is sensual, beautiful,
sophisticated woman

and not everything between us
is over, okay?

Okay, as you say.

Just watch ...

how girls hit
of this boy.

What's so special about him?
- Yeah, great.

He crossed the whole country
with a charity mission wheel.

Even if it looks like Chubak's ass,
they will bump into him again.

You have to do something like that.
- For example?

Something grand
and charity.

Do you know any chicks
will you receive?

I don't need chicks,
and my Jas.

You're kindergarten.

Because I am not
like this idiot?

I prefer to get my girlfriend back.
- As you wish, but you are a jerk.

Paint my back, please.

I'm not a jerk.

I asked you
to smear my back.

You idiot.

Jake, you're a hero to us.
Such a charity ...

That's what girls are looking for
in one man.

You have such an interesting life.
Shall we have sex?

Have sex with us!
Have sex with us!

Jake!
Yes!

You won't miss me.

Good morning friend.
How is the mood?

Normally.
- All right.

Okay.
Personally mine is incredible.

Did you get anything?

No, I didn't take anything.

I didn't think I'd say that,
but I was thinking about your advice

and you may be right.

Of course I'm right.
What you mean?

About pedal rotation
with a charity mission.

Like him, I'm ready.
- Really?

But I didn't ride a bike
from the incident.

I need something else.

I can't travel.
- Yes.

Did he invent it?
- Kayaking to New Zealand.

Give it more seriously,
you know how dangerous it is?

Well, it's not that far.

I imagine how many people
have died doing this.

Take part in the marathon.
“Remember what happened in high school.

Clearly means no running, no wheel.
And the kayak doesn't work.

Listen to what I'll tell you.

As far as Jasmine has left you ...
- Yes.

And Harry fired you ...
- Yes.

So you don't need anyone here.
- Kam!

I am talking to you,
that you have a lot of time now,

so ... you can pass
Australia on foot.

I like to go.

Not bad.

How much is walking through Australia?

15,000 kilometers.

15,000?
- Yes.

Damn it.
It's too much.

Maybe then

Western Australia only?
- How much is...

How much is walking through
Western Australia?

4000 kilometers.
Can I do it?

Come with me.

Give me your phone.

All right, stay here.

At least tell me what we're doing?

Now let's see
how much will it cost you

to walk 4000 kilometers.

Okay.

Come to me!

Who am I, guess?

Go normal, clown.
Come on.

Stop, how did I get through?

31 seconds.
- Is this good?

Here are say 50 meters?
- No, they are less.

What,
so you go 6 km / h.

If you go
ten hours a day ...

Brother, take three months to do this
and you're in chocolate among the ladies.

Oh, brilliant ... or I can pass
from the Margaret River to Broome?

2620 kilometers.
- Brother, it couldn't be easier.

Wonderful, and to attract
the girls

dedicate your journey
children's.

One sponsor wouldn't stop me.
- Yes!

Remember my Uncle Brian,
the billionaire?

Marinated Horseradish King.
Royal Christmas present!

He will hardly refuse me.
"That nasty bastard bastard?"

Oh, yes, and he's a scapegoat.
- Hi, Angel.

Did I wake you up?
Ah, Merry Christmas, yes.

No, this will drive the vultures away
from Tweet from attacking me.

Yes, we have a problem
with that picture, Angel.

You'll have to deal with it.
Quarter million views, yes.

I took him out and sank him
in a punch bowl.

It was funny at one time,
and today it is always nearby

someone with a phone camera.

No privacy
and it is not my fault.

It is Apple's fault.

The jacket, the jacket.
- Excuse me.

Okay, look.
Yes?

Chic, unless ...
- Let him go.

Come on.

Forward to battle.

He seems to be sleeping.

Did he die there?

Uncle Brian!

Ah, Cameron, how are you?

I'm fine, I'm fine.
- I'm pleased to hear it.

Uncle, this is my friend Jake,
I told you about him.

Hello, Mr King.
I'm very pleased, sir.

Well, Jake, as I understand it,
you claim my money.

Yes, I was thinking of letting them go
for charity.

Yes, but what are you ready for
to do for them?

I will go 2500 km from one
border of the state to the other.

And?
"And the money we're going to raise."

we will give the children in the hospital,
to be happy.

Yes, but what else are you going to do,
to get the money?

What else?
- That is all.

Jake, do you know how virtuous
scratching my money.

Recently, a girl wanted me money
for shelter for depressed wallabies.

Oh my God.
I gave her $ 200,000.

Tell them what you did
for them, Angel.

She flew alone with a kite
from the Cayman Islands to Texas.

And by the way, she was blind.

Incredible.
- A very talented girl,

but so to speak,
"No rudder, no sails."

Do you feel what I'm suggesting, Jake?
- No, not at all.

We need a little
good press noise.

You probably heard
that my newspaper burned

on eavesdropping
in the stars' outfits.

Yes, yes, I remember something like that.
“And then that fuss

around the penis in a punch bowl
at the Christmas party.

Do you read about this?
"Yes, Cam was showing something like that."

A lie from-to, right Angel?
"They hate you for being successful, sir."

Exactly.

But your reputation won't hurt
if you are helping sick children.

Yes, yes, but you should
to be some kind of a thunderous event.

One moment.
Let's think about it.

You can wear a koala
on your back?

I have no koala.
- And the baby?

Who will give me a baby?
- Yes, a serious argument.

Oh, I know, I'll do it myself
and I'll write your name on my backpack.

Well, you got me in the mood.
I agree.

Angel, prepare a press release.
But you're only going to be in your backpack, Jake?

Yes, and nothing more.
- Get up, scrub naked.

Wonderful.
- Oh, no, no ...

They will arrest me if I'm naked.

Okay, then with a bandage.
Either that or not.

Let's call it
The Naked Romantic.

No, no, no, Cameron.
I'm not ready.

That's all, Jake.
Come on, disappear.

Mr. King, maybe at least ...

2500 kilometers naked?
"But we did get the money!"

Didn't you hear it?
I have to go all the way naked.

Yes, yes, I know.
"Kam, listen, I can't do this."

At 45 degrees every day
with a large shoulder bag!

You know,
that my legs are falling off.

This is stupid, Cam!
- Listen, listen, calm down, huh?

There are sunscreens,
did you forget?

And you will be easily anointed,
because you will be undressed already.

Can you imagine how
will the girls stare at you?

I have no words, Cam, only there is none
to become my duck because of the heat.

Don't overplay.
Your duck will be in a bandage.

And by the way for your reassurance
I will accompany you to the end.

Really?
- With the car.

No one has walked yet
so long naked.

He has a hash.
- Listen to the Naked Romantic.

You will become a hero, friend.
- Will he really be naked?

God forbid it's not very cold.
2500 miles naked ... he's sick!

They may even call you
"The Man of the Year".

I'm ready.
- Let's go.

Let's go.

This is Uncle.

Answers.
More lively.

Hello?
- Jake, keep in mind I'm looking at you.

So don't expose me, do you?

We have a satellite phone with a tracker.
- Understood.

And don't forget to reach out often
me on Tweet with Mr. Good Heart.

Yes, Mr Heart in Tweet.

Jake, don't you dare
to fail the event.

The price of my shares
fell slightly and ...

Hello, who says
that young people are not interested in anything.

This young man
is the soul of Australia.

I'm proud to give it to him
event support,

which will change his life
and the lives of thousands of people.

From now on, Jack ...
- Jake ... Jake will be famous

like The Naked Romantic.

Now look at the waiting Jake at the end
on his trip $ 200,000,

which I will gladly donate.

Well, I'm just that kind of person.

So good luck,
Naked Romantic.

Thanks.

What next?

Are you here, did you really come?
- Yes.

He thought I would not come,
to wish you luck?

How are you feeling, Jake?
- Enough, enough.

Let's go, friend.

Hurry up.

Good luck, friend.

Thanks.

Jake.

Jake, this is Angel.

Mr King asked me to tell you:
"Mommy, you have to do it."

Otherwise
don't come back.

Move your pistons,
come on!

The support team got involved.
- How are you?

Well, with all these cars and people,
screaming dirt ...

That's because you're a celebrity now.
Today they will let you in the news.

Is it really, great?
- Yeah, cool.

Where will we meet next?
- Cam, we repeated it 500 times.

It's all on the card I gave you.
The card is in you, isn't it?

Yes, yes, it's in me.
It's all six.

I'll check something
and I'll be back ... a second.

Wait, Cam, where ...

On the way, I'm walking ...

On the way, I'm walking ...

I sing it myself ...

Hello.

Mom, damn it!
Where did it come from?

Scared me to death.
"Where did you come from?"

Why are you undressed?
Did they rape you?

They are not, I'm the Naked Romantic.
"So you're a featherweight?"

No, I'm not a featherweight.
I'm on a charity trip.

This company is my sponsor,
and I'm naked for more interesting.

This is idiocy.
- No ... yes, a little.

It doesn't matter, but who are you?
What are you doing here?

Eli, I'm back in the desert.
- I'm Jake, I'm pleased.

What are you doing?
“I'm going back to the hermitage.

I want a few months
to live there as my ancestors.

Really ... cool.
Will you walk a little with me?

Is it in the heat ... not good.
And give me no money.

And right.
I'm glad to meet you, brother.

We can see each other again.

The Bare Wanderer

Excuse me.
Are you OK?

Yes thank you.
And how are you?

Okay, but why are you practically naked?
- Oh, it's for the kids.

Meaning?
- I stripped for the sake of the children.

Pervert!
- No no no.

That's how I raise money
for sick children

and my naked part
of the condition.

I have about 2000 kilometers left.
By the way, I'm Jake.

I'm very pleased, Jake.
I'm Niki.

It's Valerie, and it's Keith.
I must admit that you won.

What?
- I've seen a lot of simple things,

but you surpassed them all.
- Really ... great.

And where are you going?
- Cervantes.

Are you going there too?
"Yes, I'll be there in three days."

Shall I give you something?
I want to give you something.

Welcome.
- Thanks.

Find us at Cervantes,
Naked Jake.

Certainly.

Oh my God.

I was told you would be
on our end

and I used the laws of attraction,
to lure you.

I sent a request to the universe.
Let me hug you!

How are you, are you thirsty?
Tea, coffee?

Come in, I'll get you something.

Okay, but I'm looking for a son ...

Thank you very much.

Wait a minute,
I instantly ...

Okay.

Fate gave me a date
with you, Jake.

You what ...
Do you know my name?

I saw you on TV
that day.

And I read your tweets.
I'm Galina.

Here, take it.
"So much, why?"

You collect money?
- Yes, but it's a lot of money ...

You will not collect anything
if you don't take money from people.

Okay.

I guess the point is to go,
to walk, to walk ...

Isn't it?
- Sometimes I stop eating.

And what are you doing,
when do you need a toilet?

With little need it is clear
but with the big one is probably difficult?

Sorry, I remembered
that I have a little work to do.

Really?
- Yes, sorry, I'll see you again.

Thanks!

You're not so naked, Jake.

Did she dress?
- Yes it is.

Valerie, right?
Yes, yes, I didn't expect to see you here.

What's happening?
You're kind of embarrassed.

No, no, I'm a little overheated.

To melt would not hurt me.
- Yes.

Do you know if there are jellyfish?
- Are you ... no, I don't think so.

Okay, will you come with me?

No, for now
will bake.

Yes, yes, then
and I'll wait.

Okay.

Maybe with that ...
can i help you?

Yes please.
- Yes.

Only here?
- Yes.

Now.

It will really burn you.

What will burn me?

The sun, the Australian sun.
- Oh, yes.

We have a small hole here
in the ozone layer, so ...

Yes, it's bad.

Great view, eh?

Where does that beauty come from?
- Oh my God.

I have lived in many places,
but there is no such thing anywhere.

You know what to do, right?
"What?"

Marry an Australian,
to stay here.

And would you marry me,
to get Australian citizenship?

It will be cool, just ...
- No, no, this is ...

You are kidding.
- Of course.

It escaped me.
- Yes.

That was it...
- And ... tell me more

for your charity
travel.

Well I have to get there
to the city of Broome to the north.

Sounds like a "boom"!
- Yes, almost.

And if a mangizlia arrives
will give me 200,000 for a children's hospital.

200,000 bucks?

Stunning, Jake.

How strange.
I have ... I have a niece.

She is three years old and literally
does not leave the hospitals.

She's a very brave girl.
- Yes of course.

Do not lie,
you will not deceive me again.

One time it happened,
but not the second time.

What?
"Oh, the hell you weren't kidding?"

No.
- Oh, I exposed myself.

Nothing.
- Perhaps...

Naked Jake, hello!
- Hello!

Nicky!
- You exist.

Girls talked about you,
but I thought they were making it up.

No, I exist, what is your name?
- KIT.

And you're a Scot.
- Yeah, late.

Will you come for a swim?
- Now?

Come on.

You coming?

Hold me!

Get it!
- Here!

For new friends.

Jake, what else are you doing

except to go for long walks?
- I'm on the rooftops.

That is, I was ... before.
- Is he retiring?

Where I should have retired.
I was fired.

Clear.

And they fired right before the trip?
- No, that's not true.

I had a disagreement with the boss.
"Is anyone waiting for you at the finals?"

Probably just my neighbor Kam.
- Dont you have a girlfriend?

No, I do not have.

And Valerie also has no boyfriend.
"Keith, that's a dull hint."

But it's free, fact.
- People, I'm here.

Be nice to her,
they recently shot her.

The man was clearly an idiot.
"That said, Jake."

I'll go get it
something else to drink.

God, why are you so creepy?
"What?"

He wanted to be friendly.

And what, I complimented him.
- Thanks, Keith.

No!
- Yes, yes, you must.

No, we bought it, so we should.

This is the last one, so ...
- Oh, no, no, no.

You deserve it.
- I deserve it!

Yes, you deserve it, two sips.
- Okay, convince me.

Why is it so complicated?
- This is the decisive battle, come on.

Let's play.
- Let's go.

On the back.
- No.

All right, we're off.
Good night.

Don't leave.
- It's early!

And I'm going to sleep.

Okay.
- We are.

We played well.

I won.

See you later.

I'm glad we noticed
your sweet ass

at the banquet on the road, Jake.

Jake?

Valerie.

Valerie!

Jake!

Hey, what are you doing?
"What am I doing?"

Did you leave without saying goodbye?
"I didn't want to wake you."

In vain, I wanted
see you in the morning.

I have something for you.
- Really?

Daddy gave it to me when I left.
It is lucky for travelers.

It's a pig.

Well yes, lucky pig.
- Pink pig.

Okay, give me your pig ...
- No, I like it, wait.

Thanks.
- For nothing.

Only I ...
I have no pockets.

One second.

Yes, the glass will work.

What are you laughing at?

Is it really on my ass?

No, your pig is going.

What.

What.
- Shall we take a selfie?

Together?
"You and I ... for a memory?"

Are you ready?
- Yes.

What.
- Thanks.

Will we see you again?

Perhaps.

I hope.
- And I hope.

Nine days on the road.
This hike is not so bad.

Hey, support, I have nothing to eat.
Where are you going?

No.

No.

Yes.

Cam, I only have one left
canned sardines, where are you?

Kam, I'm yours
friend Jake.

I have nothing to eat
and I'll die soon,

but I want you to know
that you are already dead to me

If I die and you die.

Well, be healthy.

Jake.
It's Mr. King.

Hello Mr King, how are you, sir?
“And I was better, Jake.

Today at the Huffington Post
there is an article for me.

Something unpleasant?

Yes, they interviewed
from my former secretary.

Does she have a tooth for you?
“She compared me to Joseph Stalin.

Second.

It's open!

Okay, now work.
I don't see you much in Tweet,

but the public needs to know
for my generosity and kindness.

One moment, something on the phone ...
- Second!

Vindaluto here.
Chicken masala chicken here.

The beer here.

Bhindi here.

Good, good.
The eggplant there.

Oh, yes, and rice.

And when will your widget work?

Tomorrow I will reach Kalbari and immediately
will i tweet, okay?

And not just one, Jake,
please.

You know, $ 200,000
are a lot of money.

For me they are not,
but for most people are.

Listen, Mr. King,
I'm a little hungry here.

Listen, can you ...
- This is beef vindal,

and I ordered a kangaroo.
"Mr. King?"

People like you kindle
racial hatred.

Hey Naked Romantic!

Oh, mother ...
"Calm down, Jake, it's me."

Eli, why don't you say hello
like a normal person?

Why did you stop here?
It's full of wild dogs.

Are you wild dogs? And what is being done?
if you see wild dogs?

You're running ... fast.
- How fast?

Very fast.

What else
to be afraid?

Of brown snakes,
to graze lizards,

water spiders, scorpions.
Aborigines.

Do you have anything to eat?

No no,
support failed me.

Nothing, light a fire.
We will fry it.

Are they a rat?

Cameron?
You heap ...

Where I was, starving.
I had to eat a rat!

And I don't eat rats!
- Listen to me.

You have no idea what happened to me.
"Did you lose the card?"

You lost the card!
- No, I didn't, I lost my car.

What?
“And the card was in it.

I don't even know what to say,
Cameron.

Please give me the products.
- Didn't you hear, I lost a car.

And your products ... bye, bye.
Wait, there's something left.

Look what I bought you.

Thanks, it's very appetizing.
- Play with health.

Give me at least a sip of water,
at least something, Cam, brother.

You know what ... moment.
I didn't drink the milk.

Enjoy.

No, Cam, no!

Did you do it on purpose?
- I'll get you products.

He did it on purpose.
- No I am not.

Kam, don't leave me here without food.
- Get your things.

Cam, what are you doing?
- See you.

Cam!
- Get out of the car!

Now.

Hell, you fucking rat!

Hey, buddy.

I did not see you.

Isn't that your house?
Sorry.

Okay, I'll go and forget,
that we have seen each other.

Wait,
I'll just get my backpack.

I will not touch you.

Let me go!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Calm, calm.
- Eli?

Eli, I'm so glad to see you.
Brother, I think I'm dying.

I was bitten by a snake and lost consciousness.
- It was python, they are not poisonous.

No, no, it was another snake,
because I immediately fainted.

You've fallen out of the heat.
"Is it hot, what kind of heat?"

Yes, and he had a good shit.

What?
No!

No!

Oh, Gods,
and that is how my head splits.

It's obviously from the drag.

What a drag?
“I found you all shitty.

The ants had settled
and I couldn't leave you there.

I couldn't even carry you whole
so I dragged you.

It was careful,
but the wilderness here is stony.

Give it one at a time.

I was bitten by a snake ...

and I freaked out.

And then you dragged me
on the rocks, aren't you joking?

Thought,
that you will tell me thank you.

Thanks.

You know, Jake ...

I feel bad too.
My stomach hurts.

Really?
Why?

When I found you unconscious,
the whole shit,

laughing so hard
that I stretched my stomach muscles.

Bastard!

Good morning.

It smells delicious.

Do you feel better?

Yes, yes.
- Tell me Jake ...

I understand charity,
but why are you making fun of yourself.

It's actually about the girl.

You watched a lot of movies,
bro.

Let me guess.
The girl is not of your level,

but with this hike
you will show her that you exist.

It's not exactly like that.
- Do not you know,

that only by losing everything we can
to do what we want?

This ancient Aboriginal
is it a proverb?

No, this is from Fight Club.

The important thing is that you are amazing
a journey

and you have to leave the past
in the past and grow up on the road.

They will not be the same after the hike.
And that's great.

And this is from Forest Gump.
"No, this is from Eli, my brother."

Girls, let's meet him.
He's cool!

King Global presses
Director to resign.

He goes by rail.

Jasmine:
I miss you, honey, kisses

Oh thank you!

Thank you so much!
- Hi, Jake.

We are glad to see you.
- Hello.

This is my daughter Teresa.
- Hi, Teresa.

Nice to meet you.
- Me too.

Teresa, what she wanted
tell Jake?

Just to say thank you.

Thanks.
"I'm glad if I can help you."

Come to me.

I like your hat.
- Thanks.

Well, then ...
- Thanks, Jake.

May there be more like you in the world.
"Jake, Jake, how's the mood?"

Great, I'm glad
that I got here

and I am grateful
for your support.

Were there any funny happenings along the way?
- Nothing of the kind.

I love to travel,
to meet good people

and I try not to get killed
from the local fauna.

How's your relationship going?
with King Global,

especially with Mr. King,
given recent accusations?

Recent accusations ...
No, I don't know anything about this,

so no comment.

Okay, I'll ...
Hey, you came!

We heard that some naked crazy
walking around the city

and we decided to take a look.
- Really?

Yes.
"And where is he, something I don't see?"

Oh, that's enough, you wanted to see me.
Admit it.

This is closer to the truth.
- Whale!

Is everything all right, Jake?
- Yes, great.

I am a little tired,
but everything is fine.

Where do you plan to spend the night?
- Backpacker Hostel.

And for me, old man,
will a place be found?

I think Valerie
there is room for you.

Stay overnight with us,
if you want.

Hey, Jake!
- No, I don't know you.

Brother, seriously?
Are you still angry with me?

Yes, Cam,
i am very angry with you.

I thought you were supporting me,

but so far everything
is zero, so ...

Okay ... Cam, these are the boys.
Guys, this is Kam.

A pity like my friend.
- Hello.

Let's go, Keith.
"But wait, can I come with you?"

You know ... I'm glad you're here.
I wanted to tell you something.

Is there something serious?
- Very much, follow me.

Listen, it's a little weird,
so i'll be direct.

Wildly I don't like to stare
grains whenever possible.

My eyes are here, okay?
- And who was staring at me on the beach?

Wasn't it you?

I just wanted to make sure
that they didn't make bugs.

Australia is a very dangerous place ...
- Thanks, you're very caring.

I do what I can.

Are you really well?
- Yes.

Why?
"You look very crap."

There's a little bit of that work.
- A little.

I'm terribly tired.

Walking is not a problem,
but I can't sleep at night.

Why?
- Different sounds ... the desert.

People keep telling me
for their sick children.

You saw that little girl yourself.

It saddens me a lot.

But you are bringing your tribute
and that's the main point.

Thanks.
- Yes.

Thanks.
"Come, we'll sleep under a roof today."

Relax and rest well.

I promise not to drink you.
- All right.

God, how good it is to eat
well-baked food.

How much do you have to walk?

I have to go more every day
two months and I will get closer to my goal.

Tell me honestly
why are you torturing yourself like that?

I wanted to get my ex back.
- Really?

I decided to prove to her
that I'm not bored.

Ego ... and does it work?
- Yes.

Texted me today
that i miss her so ...

What about Valerie?

What Valerie?
“It's so obvious.

Nicky calls me clogged,
but even I see how you look.

Yes, but we just met.
This is insane.

Did she tell you something about me?
“No need, bro.

After you met
she can no longer travel.

Just: "Is that Jake?
Is this Jake "?

Like a crazy dog
with tongue twisted.

What are you talking about, idiots?
- For dogs.

What?
- For man's best friends.

I said how good it would be
ever get a dog.

Yes, yes, and I love dogs.
- Kam, nobody asks you.

Jake, how many times you have to
to apologize to you?

My car is full
with products for you.

Jake, don't be cruel.
100 times you apologize.

Okay, I forgive you,
that you are the worst of people.

I agree.
- What kind of drunken game are we going to play today?

Oh no, Valerie, you promised me.
- No!

Jakey doesn't drink today.
He has a long way to go.

Let's spare him.
- But we'll get drunk.

Jake, I told the manager you were staying
and he gave you a separate room.

By calling it "separate", it implies ...
- Keith, I asked you for something!

Should I take you?
- Yes, I'll be grateful.

The backpack?
- Yes.

They left,
to indulge in lousy games.

Oh, grow up at last!

Jake won't eat any more.
- Of course, pour it.

I'll help you relax.
"Why do you think I'm tense?"

Oh, God, I don't know.

Do you like?
- Oh, no, it's actually nice.

I wonder why you decided
to tour Australia?

In short,
I've always dreamed of it.

And in more detail?

My sister said,
"Get away from your ex-idiot."

What was between you,
If i can ask?

This is an even longer story.
- And good, because I like the massage.

We started dating
and my niece got sick.

I was in hospitals all the time
and I was helping my sister.

In the beginning he understood
but ...

he finally hated the fact
that I'm constantly busy and stabbing me.

Really?
I bet she's sorry now.

Enough of the sad work.
I'm with the famous Goal Romantic.

Don't do that.
For God's sake, I'm hardly known.

I told the girls yesterday,
that we know each other

and they let me backstage
at the Wan Directorship concert.

So you admit,
that you are a fan of Wang Directions?

No ... I mean everyone
they love you and are crazy about you.

I absolutely do not understand why.

You're an amazing girl.

Thanks.
- Can I kiss you?

Shaft?

Hello.

Are you leaving again,
without saying goodbye?

What, no, no, I was looking for you.
- I know, I was joking.

I got up early and bought you some juice.
- Thanks.

Kam went and told me to tell you,
that everything is clear to him.

Is everything clear to him?
I no longer believe him.

Thanks for yesterday's massage.

It was a pleasure.
- Yes, a lot.

You know, Jake,
after that trip

I am not obliged immediately
to come home?

Do you want to travel more?
- No.

No, I thought I could
to spend some time with you.

Oh, I like this variant
even more.

So you are not against going on
to communicate after the hike?

No, it can even immediately
to keep going together.

No, it won't last one day.
And Nicky will torture Keith without me.

Exactly.
But I'll still see you on the way, right?

Now we go to Coral Bay.
- No, I'm not going there.

Onslow?
- It's too far.

What about K-to-karate?
- You drive, yes, yes, yes, I'll be there.

Sometime after three weeks.

Okay.

Three weeks.

Well then ...

try to get there.

Yes, meme.

Bye.
- Bye.

Bye.

Why Brian King
not behind bars?

Lordbranding:
You go there!

Jake: I'm having a great time
and I meet amazing people on day 17

Even the Naked Romantic
he doesn't want anything to do with it

Angel, get your passport.

Angel, are you?
Why aren't you in London?

What are you doing here?
- We need to talk, Jake,

and it is important to be face to face.
"Yes, but what is it?"

About Mr. King.
"What about Mr. King?"

He is suffering.

I know he constantly makes nonsense,
but he is a good man.

Clear.
"I don't see him as the others."

Everyone just wants to
they tear it apart.

They do not know,
that he has feelings too

and I cannot watch his suffering.
Very sorry.

You probably think I'm stupid.
- No no.

You love him.
I understand.

We are all ready for the name
to loved ones of madness.

I will...
Love it...

I didn't say that
to anyone before.

Generally...

Please, help us.

You know what?
I'll do it now.

Write more often.
- I will write.

Jake:
"Congratulations to the generous Brian King!"

Well well...
I will go.

Let this talk
will stay between us, eh?

I'm a grave.
- All right.

Well, everything is settled.

I hope we already receive

many thanks
from Naked Romantic.

Jake: Day 20, next stop Carat!
Valerie: I'm looking forward to it!

Jake: I would go 500 miles!
Valerie: I don't understand?

Jake: It's one song.
Valerie: Kiss.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks bro.

Thanks a lot.
I appreciate it, thank you.

Who is this?

It's Valerie.

Hi, I told you I would come.
- And it came.

Thanks, Cam.
But what does she do with Jake?

They met
at the beginning of the hike

and an instant thing
made friends.

I was ...

Hello!

You look very cool.
- Thanks.

Kitty, how are you?
- You are the best.

She's a pretty girl, yes.

In fact ...
- Jake, honey!

Jas, what a surprise.
I don't believe my eyes!

Hi Valerie.
"Hi, Cam, good to see you."

Valerie, this is Jasmine.

Jasmine is my countryman and old friend.
"Just a friend?"

We are something more
from friends, Jake.

You know,
he offered me to get married.

But you refused me
and broke up with me so ...

Nice to meet you,
Jasmine.

See you later.

What?

Jasmine asked me where she could
they meet you and i told her this is it.

I took it from the airport,
I brought it so far,

I did so
to see you with Valerie.

What did you say?
“What, nothing matters.

Do you see now that it's cool,
that Jasmine stabbed you?

Yes, maybe.
"Maybe that's all?"

Why be with someone,
who is behaving badly with you?

I am glad,
that Valerie reacted calmly.

It wasn't calm.
She's mad, crazy,

because you called your ex.
She thinks you still love her.

Not me, but Cam called her.

What to do?
"Look, don't think about it now."

We're going to a party.
- What party?

The owner of the campsite
is crazy about you.

She invited the whole
damn the city.

Coincidentally not to say Galina?
- I do not know,

but when i told her i would
you find it bloomed straight here.

Are you peeing, Keith?
- Well yes.

Cam, you have to hold Jasmine
as far away as Valerie.

Easy work, brother.
"Keith, I have to stay alone with Val."

Of course, brother.
What is the plan?

I'll give her my feelings.
- What feelings?

I love her.
- Jake, Jake!

Save me.

How glad to see you!

How glad I am!

You brought your young ones too
friends.

Yes, I was 20 years old
younger...

Galina.

Galina, what are you doing here?
- And this campsite is mine.

Of course.
- Let's go!

At a grand party
in honor of Naked Romantic!

He's here, people!
Welcome!

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Let's hear Naked Romantic!
- Valerie ...

The entertainment program
we included a karaoke race!

And we decided it would be fair
if you sing first.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Naked Romantic!

So, what are you going to do?

This song is dedicated
of one beautiful

and a girl close to me,
it is here.

She knows who I'm talking about.

Is it on?

One, one ...
Ah, it's on.

Come on!

Well done!

Yes, we were sitting at home once
and he calls me:

"Will go
on a charity trip

and I will have sex
with every encounter. "

Brilliant!
- Right, and this song that I sang now,

it was about a beauty,
who already managed to knock.

Yes, he's a legend!
- He is cool!

Too bad Jake is one of those ...
of the right ones

and now she just falls in love with her.

What are we going to do here?

And now what, change me
with the next girl?

Let me remind you, Jas, that you ...
find me boring,

said I was not worthy
for you and broke with me.

To know,
but it was a mistake.

Honey, I love you
and I will marry you!

Jas, Jas, Jas ...

Jasmine, Jasmine, listen, listen.
It is too late.

Is that clear, we don't fit
and I was chilling with you.

But ...

But I went so much for you.

Yes, I appreciate it, but ...

everything is over.

Do you hear me?

Give me back the ring.

Please give me back the ring.

Jas, please
give me back the ring.

Thanks.

Valerie!
Shaft!

Shaft!
Valerie!

Val, wait, where are you going?
- Hey, Jake!

Cam, what's going on?
- I do not know.

Did you tell her something?

I know, sometimes I act like an ass ...
"Only sometimes?"

Well, constantly,
but I didn't tell her anything.

Follow them by car.
"Not by car, Uncle will kill you."

I have to do something.

Whatever you have in mind
do the opposite.

I'll follow her.
- I knew it...

so I asked you
to do the opposite.

You don't understand, brother.
I'm in love with her.

So far I have not loved this way.
- Enough.

I don't want to listen
this romantic vomit.

Go now.

See you at the finals.
- Yes, fine.

Hold on.
- What is this?

Keith gave me a list of places
where we might find ourselves.

Thank you friend.
- Yes, yes.

Hey, Jake.
- Yes?

I like Valerie, brother, she's very cool.
- You bet.

I suspect Cameron's oil
does not protect from the sun at all.

Why did you suddenly listen to Kam?
He is clearly not one of the smartest guys.

But there is a gorgeous complexion.
- Baby ...

You're a Scot.
You're not made for tan.

Valerie, do I have a tan already?

I'm not napping, Kit,
and you can see that you are an idiot.

Oh, good, Keith.

What I said?
“You mentioned Cam, Jake's friend.

She knew she would be upset.
- No, I didn't know

because you two geese,
they didn't tell me anything,

but I want to know why we escaped
from that awesome party.

"Allows you to stimulate
production of melanin ... "

Jake: Valerie, where are you?

Please answer me.

Don't even hope so, Eli.

Jake,
you grow up before my eyes.

I don't have to stop, sorry.
"Wait a minute, what's going on?"

I'm in a hurry to catch up with someone.

I hope not your ex?
- No.

Oh, old Eli was right
with your advice, right?

Yes, maybe so.
Will you come with me?

I would, but you're almost naked
and that bothers me.

Oh, I understand, it bothers you.
And what can I say?

Listen, do I have to remind you ...
Goddamn stubborn ass!

Do you want a cool satellite phone?
He is yours.

Use it, bro.
- Sure!

Has anyone seen it?
Naked Romantic?

Where is this man?

Hello?
- Cameron, it's your uncle Brian.

Oh, hello, Uncle Brian.
How can I help?

Hand the phone over
to your stupid friend.

Yes, but he's not here right now.

Where the hell is he?

In fact at the moment
I can not answer you.

Cameron, I remember being related to you,
and relatives are sacred,

but if your friend
don't call me today, I'll kill you.

And worse ... I'll tell your dad
to deprive you of your inheritance.

Who was it?
- Nobody.

Keep sleeping.

Or ...

You know,
if you're not tired ...

we can do something else.

Yes, yes.

Come to me!

Come on!

Angel?

Is that you?

You are very dehydrated.

How did you get here?
"We have a tracker, forgot?"

Hello, Mr King.

Why don't you answer my calls?
- I lost my phone.

Oh, yes, yes, but how did we track you?
Don't lie to me, Jake.

Seriously, it's not in me.
How did you find me?

Please,
shut up and listen, Jake.

You must do something for me, Jake.
- Yes and what?

A program in the US
wants to make a story for you.

the deadline
is next friday,

so you have to go
the remaining time in ten days.

Ten days?
No, it will take three weeks.

Listen to me, Sheba ...
"Mr. King!"

Relax, leave it to me.

Jake, you're doing great.

Mr King wants to say

that would be wonderful
if you finish the hike in ten days,

and he will double the donation.
- These fools hope ...

400 000?
- Exactly.

Okay, I will try.

You are capable of more.
Prove it.

I will do it.
- Great.

But so,
that in ten days ...

And yet how did he find me?

How are you...
- Let's go.

Where did you come from?
“I followed you in the sand.

Friend.

I have to find Valerie.
I have to go here.

Let's go,
I know a shortcut.

Hey wait.

My dressing loosened.

Who are you?

Remember what I told you
for dogs?

Are we running?
- Run, run!

Oh, hell!

What ...

Is it ready?

Actually not.
"What are you talking about, Angel?"

He is not here and there are none
signs of his presence.

Now I'm burned!

Tut Bene, Signor?

Yes, yes, my football team
stood up.

It is OK,
I speak English.

Why didn't you tell me right away,
the ever-smelling garlic pasta?

Excuse me, sir?
- Do not worry.

Repeat this to me.

Is that him?

Right here!

Hell, what happened?
What's wrong with you?

Jake, what's up with you?
Hey, boy!

Jake, what's going on?
"Does anyone have a phone?"

Who has the phone?
- Call an ambulance.

What happened?
“We were running away from a pack of wild dogs.

Did the dogs do that?
- Actually not.

As we ran he fell
from one rock.

Right on the stones.

Thanks bro.

NINE WEEKS LATER

Thanks, people.

I'm Niki.
- Eli.

It's Keith and Valerie.
"Valerie, huh?"

It seems
that I know your friend.

THREE MONTHS LATER

Hello, everyone.
Hello.

Our next guest became famous
in connection with fundraising

for the Children's Hospital
Nightingale.

He crossed the staff on foot,
to be with us today

and I hope so
has raised enough money.

Welcome
Jake The Naked Romantic.

Thanks!

And one, two, three, four,

five, boom!

Jake, you are greeted as a rock star.
Do you like it?

Yes, it's very cool,
thanks.

You scored a goal
2500 kilometers on foot,

chasing you wild dogs ...
you fell off a cliff and got ...

Gentlemen, sorry
for the disturbance,

this is yours
director Brian King.

Sit down, Mr. King.
- I have to talk to him.

So how much did it cost
this hiking?

What a Naked Romantic
gathered for the hospital?

Remember, Jake, Mr. King is a nice man,
generous, selfless.

Overall, thanks
to my main sponsor,

the incredible Mr King
by King Global

and to all generous people who
I met along the way and they gave me money,

as well as people,
who raised money on my behalf

I have a check for $ 522,000.

Thanks.

Incredible.

Congratulations and thanks
by all present.

Many people thought you were a little crazy,
infect your idea.

You know there are easier ways
to raise money.

Yes of course.

So what made you become
and go to Broome?

Is it true, Amila?
- Of course.

It was all about the girl.

Hello, charity
is the event upstairs?

Then on the way ...
- No, you wouldn't be able to do it without King.

No, seriously ... I did
a suggestion from your girlfriend.

I got rejected and parted
and I decided

that this is the best
a way to get her back.

And did it work out?
- Yes.

My ex wanted me
to come back to me,

but then I realized I didn't want to.
I don't want to be with her anymore.

On the way, I met the girl
of your dreams.

His name is Valerie
and we fell in love immediately.

She is smart and fun.

Just a beauty.

And ... it's devilish
sexually attractive.

Jake, this is a family show.
"Oh, hell, sorry."

But when I was ready
to tell her my feelings ...

she left.

Do you at least know why?

No.

Because I'm an idiot.
- Valerie?

Excuse me, miss.
We broadcast live.

Not now, Amila.
- Valerie?

Aim the camera
to the girl.

No cameras to girls.
No, no, listen to me

Tell them what
I was the inspiration for you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me,
that I ran away from you.

I never understood why.

Because I heard Cameron talking
about your plan to shoot girls,

and then I saw Jasmine
and I just got mad.

No no.

I was about to reveal it to you
my feelings.

Well ...

you can reveal them to me now.

No.

I have traveled thousands of kilometers.

I got eaten by a jellyfish.
I was bitten by a snake.

I slept in the mud, anointed in my own ...
it's not important.

I am chased by a pack of wild dogs
and I fell from a rock.

And yet ...
I only thought about you.

So, you tell me
do you feel anything for me?

I think I'm in love with you,
Naked Jake.

Really?
- Really.

I love you very much.

And so...

Naked Romantic, ladies and gentlemen.
We'll be back after the ad.

Angel?
- Yes?

Will you marry me?

Not.

They don't take money for trying.

Well, damn it.

Translation and subtitles
Ivon