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All right, Malcolm, be careful up there.
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Well, don't worry, Dad. I got him.
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I'm not worried about Malcolm.
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I'm worried about my lights.
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Those are practically new.
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I bought them on my honeymoon.
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Yeah, which is why every year,
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I get shocked by these janky wires.
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It's called Christmas tradition.
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Okay, Marty, it's time
for a moment of truth.
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Plug 'em in.
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Uh...
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first can I grab some rubber gloves?
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You know, I don't want
a repeat of last year.
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Would you stop crying?
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Your mustache grew back.
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Okay, here we go.
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Ha, ha!
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One.
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Two.
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Hey, Merry Christmas, guys.
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Ah, thank God.
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Hey, Dave, what's with
the hat and the scarf, man?
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- It's 80 degrees.
- Yeah.
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You keep all that on, you're
gonna roast your chestnuts.
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I'm just trying to get
into the Christmas spirit.
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You know, in Michigan, we'd
be having snowball fights,
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going sledding, building snowmen.
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Boy, do I miss it.
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That's right. Last year, you guys
spent Christmas in Kalamazoo.
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And boy, do I miss it.
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Yeah. W-We went back because of my mom.
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But this year, we decided to stay here.
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Again, because of my mom.
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I just wish it felt a little
more Christmasy out here.
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Hey, it's plenty Christmasy out here.
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I mean, just yesterday,
Crackhead Victor tried
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to sell me a dime bag of mistletoe.
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Uh, you know, Dave,
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if you want to feel Christmasy,
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uh, why don't you do the
honors and plug in our lights?
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Oh, man, I'd love to!
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Okay, well, now hold on.
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Now, Dave, those shoes do
have a rubber sole, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, then light 'em up!
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Here we go.
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Damn, Dave, you broke my lights.
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And those were practically new.
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All I did was plug 'em in.
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Yeah, but you probably didn't...
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Hey, uh, don't-don't worry, Dad.
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Your mustache will grow back.
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Ah. Hey, Santa.
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You know, you're the only black man
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that can sneak in people's houses
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and everybody's cool with it.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Heads up. I'm coming in hot!
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Whoa.
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Black Santa, meet White Dave.
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What's cracking, Kringle?
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What's with the scooter?
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It's Grover's Christmas present.
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They're sold out everywhere. I had to go
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- to six different stores to get one.
- Oh.
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That reminds me of when the boys wanted
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a Tickle Me Elmo for Christmas.
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How many stores you go to?
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None. They could tickle
each other for free.
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All right, well, I better go hide this
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before Grover and Gemma get back
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from having their
picture taken with Santa.
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- Oh, you didn't want to go?
- No.
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I already got mine.
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I see someone didn't open their e-mail.
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Can I lick the beaters?
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Sweetie, the batter has raw eggs in it.
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You could make yourself sick.
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Are you just saying that so
you can keep them for yourself?
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Fine, but I get the one with more on it.
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Hey, Gemma, where are you, girl?
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In the kitchen! Quick, hide these.
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There's not enough batter for all of us.
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- Hey, what are you guys... ?
- There's none left!
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Hey, Tina. What's up?
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Well, I came by to grab those old toys
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for the charity drive at church.
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I'll be damned if I
let Loretta Banks think
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she's a better Christian than me.
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- Oh. They're right here.
- Awesome.
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Hey, those are mine.
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Yeah, but if you don't
get rid of your old toys,
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there won't be enough room for
Santa to bring you new ones.
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Well, if it's for the kids.
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So, what are you guys making?
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Gingerbread men.
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- Oh.
- We make them every year.
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It's our mommy-son tradition.
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Aw, I miss when my boys were
little. We used to dress up
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in our Christmas sweaters
and make ornaments
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out of Popsicle sticks and dry pasta.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Yeah, it was, until the year
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that Malcolm crammed
macaroni up Marty's nose.
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Was he okay?
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Oh, yeah. He whistled when
he slept for a while, but,
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you know, as soon as he caught
a cold, he sneezed it right out.
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- Well, thanks again for these.
- You're welcome.
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Oh, and, uh, by the way,
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I know you two are
holding out on that batter.
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And Santa does, too.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Hey, Calvin! Something
terrible happened.
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I know. I saw your picture with Santa.
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You were way too big to
be sitting in his lap.
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No, I was robbed.
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Somebody broke into my garage
and took Grover's scooter.
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Whoa. Are you sure?
May-Maybe Gemma moved it.
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No, there was a broken window,
and they ransacked the place.
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My spring sweater collection
is all over the floor!
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So we won't be looking for
anybody in a pink V-neck.
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I can't believe that somebody
would do something like this
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right before the holidays. I mean,
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what kind of Christmas spirit
do people have around here?
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Okay, hold on now.
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Every neighborhood
has a few knuckleheads.
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I mean, doesn't mean we
don't have Christmas spirit.
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Yeah, well, all I know is, I
don't have a gift for Grover.
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And he doesn't even have
a brother he can tickle!
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Okay. All right, all right, just relax.
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I think I know where we can
go to get your scooter back.
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- Where?
- The barbershop.
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It's where everybody in the
neighborhood goes to get information.
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It's like Black Google.
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It's how I found out Queen
Latifah was my cousin.
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Hey, hey, check it out.
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What's all this?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Popsicle sticks, yarn, macaroni.
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It's back...
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Christmas quality time with Mom!
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No, man. We are way too old.
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She wouldn't really expect us to be...
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There are my sweet babies.
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Who's ready to make
ornaments with Mommy?
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We are.
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Yes!
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So what's the plan when we get in there?
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Squeeze 'em 'till we get the juice?
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What?
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You know, put the screws
on 'em 'till we get the 411.
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Why are you talking
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like a gangster from the Disney Channel?
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Since everyone in
there already knows you,
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I figured you'd be good
cop, I'll be bad cop.
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Okay, all right, first of all,
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if we want anybody to
help us around here,
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don't say the word "cop".
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And second,
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we got to handle this
delicately, all right?
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- Nobody wants to be labelled a snitch.
- Okay.
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So, what do you want me to do?
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Nothing. Just lay back in
the cut like a Band-Aid.
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Got it.
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What does that mean?
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It means, just sit back and chill
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while I find out if
anybody knows anything.
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Okay. What if no one's willing to talk?
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Dave, come on.
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These are decent, stand-up guys
that want to do the right thing.
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Plus, if they don't, I
got dirt on all them fools.
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Merry Christmas, everybody.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, uh, listen up, y'all.
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My man Dave here...
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Oh, we're losing time!
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I want answers, and I want 'em now!
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- What are you doing?
- I'm coming out the cut!
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Now, no one is leaving this room
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until I find out who
took my son's scooter!
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Starting now!
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All right, now listen up. Some
sticky-fingered dirtbag broke
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into my garage and disappeared
my kid's Christmas present.
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So one of you canaries
better start singing
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real quick!
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Look, what Bugsy Malone is trying to say
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is that he got robbed last night,
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and we could use some help.
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Sorry, Calvin. I haven't heard anything.
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How about y'all?
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Okay.
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I see how it is.
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I'll play your little game.
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Somebody talk, or I'll
mess up his hairline!
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Dave, stay away from Randall's fade
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before you get your ass whupped.
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Look, we all connected to the streets.
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Somebody in here heard something.
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- I heard something.
- See, Dave?
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Black Google... the World
Wide Web of nosey people.
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What you got, Trey?
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Okay, word is, James
is cheating on his girl.
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What's that got to do with it?
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I don't know. I just don't like James.
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Come on, guys.
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This is a kid's Christmas
present we're talking about.
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This is not how we
do things around here.
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I mean, Que, every Christmas Eve,
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you give away free
haircuts to the homeless.
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And Trey, how many bikes
have we put together for kids
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so they can have
something under their tree?
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Seventy-five.
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76 if you count mine.
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Exactly.
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'Cause in this neighborhood,
we take care of each other.
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Especially during this time of year.
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So one of you wise-apples
better spill the beans,
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or I'm cracking skulls!
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If nobody talks,
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I'm leaving him here.
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Yo, yo, Calvin, come here.
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What's up?
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All right, look.
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Now you ain't heard this from
me, but I have a colleague
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that's in the same line
of business as myself.
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Oh, so, a hustler that
sells stolen stuff?
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That's hurtful... but not untrue.
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Anyway, if anybody's got
your scooter, it's him.
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This is where you can meet him.
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All right, got it.
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All right, come on, Dave, let's go.
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Right behind you.
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Oh, and, uh...
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I didn't mean to be
so tough with you guys.
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Sorry if I scared anybody.
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? That time of year ?
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? Has come again... ?
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I thought you said you
got rid of these sweaters.
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I tried, man.
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But for some reason, they wouldn't burn.
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Okay, I made some hot cocoa,
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just the way you used to like it.
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Aw.
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This is ridiculous.
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I know. There aren't even
any marshmallows in here.
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Okay, so let's see how
your ornaments are doing.
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Ooh, Malcolm.
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You've got the googly-eyes
on your reindeer
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centered perfectly.
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Yeah.
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Now that I'm not six, I'm
not eating the glue, either.
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Oh, Marty, what are you
spelling out with your macaroni?
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Oh, uh, it says,
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"Help".
256
00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:15,426
As in "Santa's little helper"?
257
00:11:15,427 --> 00:11:17,762
Sure.
258
00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:20,364
Okay, Ma, you know what?
259
00:11:20,365 --> 00:11:22,767
This has been fun,
but I think I am done.
260
00:11:22,768 --> 00:11:24,087
Yeah, Mom, me, too.
261
00:11:24,088 --> 00:11:26,303
W-W-Wha... No. W-We're
just getting started.
262
00:11:26,304 --> 00:11:27,738
You haven't finished your ornaments
263
00:11:27,739 --> 00:11:29,573
or made the popcorn string for the tree.
264
00:11:29,574 --> 00:11:31,642
Yeah, I know, Mom, but that's
tuff we did when we were kids.
265
00:11:31,643 --> 00:11:33,310
Yeah, we're too grown for this.
266
00:11:33,311 --> 00:11:34,779
Well, says who?
267
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:37,615
Says the man wearing
a Christmas crop top.
268
00:11:42,654 --> 00:11:43,954
Okay, fine.
269
00:11:43,955 --> 00:11:45,624
I mean, if you're too grown
270
00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,091
to spend time with your mother,
271
00:11:47,092 --> 00:11:50,227
I'll just go somewhere where
they have Christmas spirit.
272
00:11:50,228 --> 00:11:51,962
Merry Christmas, Mrs. Butler.
273
00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:53,631
Ah, shut up.
274
00:11:56,802 --> 00:11:58,836
Oh, man, she is mad.
275
00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:00,604
Yeah, I know.
276
00:12:00,605 --> 00:12:02,006
We really screwed up.
277
00:12:02,007 --> 00:12:03,274
Yeah.
278
00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:05,142
Hey, you gonna drink your cocoa?
279
00:12:05,143 --> 00:12:07,812
You touch my cocoa and you're
getting a macaroni up your nose.
280
00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:13,751
This is ridiculous.
281
00:12:13,752 --> 00:12:16,353
Jeremiah said the guy would
meet us here over an hour ago.
282
00:12:16,354 --> 00:12:19,256
Right. Because guys who
hang out in back alleys
283
00:12:19,257 --> 00:12:22,460
selling stolen goods are
known for being punctual.
284
00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:24,829
Help!
285
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,330
Help me, please.
286
00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:29,133
Somebody just ran off
with my donation bucket.
287
00:12:29,134 --> 00:12:32,803
See that? Even Santa
gets jacked around here.
288
00:12:32,804 --> 00:12:35,806
C-Can one of you please call the police?
289
00:12:35,807 --> 00:12:37,832
Oh, yeah. I-I got you, Santa.
290
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,710
Never mind.
291
00:12:39,711 --> 00:12:41,846
Looks like you're good.
292
00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:43,848
They're not cops! Open up!
293
00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:51,121
You're the guys we've been waiting for?
294
00:12:51,122 --> 00:12:52,289
That's right.
295
00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:54,325
Welcome to Santa's workshop.
296
00:13:00,499 --> 00:13:02,299
Oh, look, Grover,
297
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:05,402
- you made a little gingerbread family.
- Yeah.
298
00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:08,372
This is me, this is
you, and this is Dad.
299
00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:11,141
Aw. And who are you
making over there, Tina?
300
00:13:11,142 --> 00:13:12,776
Two ungrateful sons.
301
00:13:14,246 --> 00:13:17,748
Not so grown without your legs, are you?
302
00:13:17,749 --> 00:13:22,086
Why don't we lay off the
eggnog for a little bit?
303
00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:24,855
You would think I deserve one afternoon.
304
00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:28,325
Between the two of
them, 36 hours of labor.
305
00:13:28,326 --> 00:13:31,195
And Marty was born
with that pumpkin head.
306
00:13:31,196 --> 00:13:33,364
Hey. That was my dad.
307
00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:36,567
Don't worry, sweetie.
308
00:13:36,568 --> 00:13:38,569
We'll bake your father a new head.
309
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:41,739
I'm sorry, Gemma, I'm trippin'.
310
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,542
It's okay. We all trip sometimes.
311
00:13:44,543 --> 00:13:46,443
You know, it's just,
when your kids are little,
312
00:13:46,444 --> 00:13:49,113
you don't realize some
traditions don't go on forever.
313
00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:52,550
I know, but at least
you have those memories.
314
00:13:52,551 --> 00:13:54,952
Do you really want to ruin
them for the three of you?
315
00:13:54,953 --> 00:13:56,086
And us.
316
00:13:58,223 --> 00:14:01,392
Mm. Show me which cookie is you again.
317
00:14:01,393 --> 00:14:02,560
I'm still hungry.
318
00:14:06,031 --> 00:14:08,699
So what are you gentlemen interested in
319
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,234
this holiday season?
320
00:14:10,235 --> 00:14:12,770
Electronics? Jewelry?
321
00:14:12,771 --> 00:14:14,405
Maybe a pet?
322
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,242
You got animals in there?
323
00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:19,910
Not at this location.
324
00:14:19,911 --> 00:14:22,613
But I can have a kangaroo
here in 20 minutes.
325
00:14:22,614 --> 00:14:25,482
I'm not interested in kangaroos.
326
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:26,784
At least not right now.
327
00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:29,887
I'm looking for a stolen scooter.
328
00:14:29,888 --> 00:14:31,014
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
329
00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:32,923
We don't use the word
"stolen" around here.
330
00:14:32,924 --> 00:14:34,658
Santa's on probation.
331
00:14:34,659 --> 00:14:36,560
We're done here.
332
00:14:36,561 --> 00:14:38,128
H-H-Hold on, hold on.
333
00:14:38,129 --> 00:14:39,830
What-What my friend meant
334
00:14:39,831 --> 00:14:41,932
is that we're looking for a scooter
335
00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:46,770
that may have recently
fallen off Santa's sleigh.
336
00:14:46,771 --> 00:14:49,106
Okay.
337
00:14:49,107 --> 00:14:52,076
You're in luck. I just got
one in this afternoon.
338
00:14:52,077 --> 00:14:53,477
Hold on.
339
00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,813
I think it's in "sporting goods".
340
00:14:57,582 --> 00:15:00,417
See, Dave? I told you
we'd get your scooter back.
341
00:15:00,418 --> 00:15:01,986
Great.
342
00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:05,155
I have to buy back a scooter
that I already paid for.
343
00:15:05,156 --> 00:15:06,757
Look, I hear you.
344
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:08,993
But won't it all be worth
it on Christmas morning
345
00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,928
when you see the look on Grover's face?
346
00:15:10,929 --> 00:15:13,330
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
347
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,333
What is that?
348
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:17,601
It's your scooter.
349
00:15:17,602 --> 00:15:19,837
Every kid wants one of these.
350
00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:24,208
Are you kid... Santa,
that is not my scooter.
351
00:15:24,209 --> 00:15:26,777
All right, Dave, it's not the exact one,
352
00:15:26,778 --> 00:15:30,180
but Grover will never
grow out of this one.
353
00:15:31,383 --> 00:15:33,651
You know, I knew this
was a waste of time.
354
00:15:33,652 --> 00:15:35,453
All right, look.
355
00:15:35,454 --> 00:15:37,054
We'll just go back to the barbershop...
356
00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:38,822
No, Calvin, it's Christmas Eve,
357
00:15:38,823 --> 00:15:40,557
and I don't have a gift for my son.
358
00:15:40,558 --> 00:15:42,493
No more barbershops,
359
00:15:42,494 --> 00:15:43,885
no more sketchy alleys,
360
00:15:43,886 --> 00:15:47,179
no more Santas and
their stolen kangaroos.
361
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,815
Hey, I came by those kangaroos honestly.
362
00:15:51,603 --> 00:15:53,437
Hey, uh...
363
00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:55,657
Just window shopping here, but
364
00:15:55,658 --> 00:15:58,809
how much would one of them
mid-size marsupials go for?
365
00:16:06,718 --> 00:16:08,252
Oh, hey, boys.
366
00:16:08,253 --> 00:16:10,421
You know, I just wanted to, um...
367
00:16:12,023 --> 00:16:13,190
What are you doing?
368
00:16:13,191 --> 00:16:15,059
Finishing up our ornaments.
369
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,160
Yeah. See?
370
00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:19,263
"We're so" what?
371
00:16:19,264 --> 00:16:21,465
Oh, uh, it's supposed
to say "We're sorry"
372
00:16:21,466 --> 00:16:24,935
but I lost circulation in
my arms and I had to stop.
373
00:16:26,404 --> 00:16:28,372
You know what?
374
00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:30,307
I'm the one who should be sorry.
375
00:16:30,308 --> 00:16:32,910
You're right, you're both adults,
376
00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:35,379
and I shouldn't force you
to do what you don't want to.
377
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:38,449
Mom, it's not that we don't like
celebrating Christmas with you.
378
00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:40,984
Yeah, but maybe we can figure
out some new traditions.
379
00:16:40,985 --> 00:16:44,288
Ones that are more age
and, uh, size appropriate.
380
00:16:46,224 --> 00:16:47,658
Like what?
381
00:16:47,659 --> 00:16:49,560
I don't know. We could
go down to Ernie's bar,
382
00:16:49,561 --> 00:16:51,161
do a little Christmas karaoke.
383
00:16:51,162 --> 00:16:52,963
Oh, that sounds good to me.
384
00:16:52,964 --> 00:16:55,632
Well, you know, I wouldn't
mind a holiday cocktail.
385
00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:58,469
Gemma's eggnog is all egg and no nog.
386
00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:03,140
Okay, so what do you say?
387
00:17:03,141 --> 00:17:04,542
Do we have a new tradition?
388
00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:06,577
I would love that.
389
00:17:06,578 --> 00:17:08,078
Well, all right. Let's do it.
390
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:09,613
Come on. Let's go.
391
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,148
- Yeah.
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
392
00:17:11,149 --> 00:17:12,783
Let me get these scissors.
393
00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:14,718
I got to cut off those
tight-ass sweaters.
394
00:17:20,024 --> 00:17:22,359
I'm sorry, Dave.
395
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,428
I really thought this would
have ended differently.
396
00:17:24,429 --> 00:17:26,530
I mean, you with your scooter back,
397
00:17:26,531 --> 00:17:28,832
and me with a pet I could box.
398
00:17:30,602 --> 00:17:33,470
Yeah, I'm just disappointed.
399
00:17:33,471 --> 00:17:34,972
Yeah, me, too.
400
00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,540
I really wanted to help make
401
00:17:36,541 --> 00:17:39,610
Grover's first Christmas here special.
402
00:17:39,611 --> 00:17:42,312
Oh, hey, it's the guys from the shop.
403
00:17:43,848 --> 00:17:46,049
Hey, fellas. What y'all doing here?
404
00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:48,619
We came to bring you this.
405
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,554
Oh, it's my scooter.
406
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:53,023
Yeah, we tracked it down
after you left the shop.
407
00:17:53,024 --> 00:17:55,125
Yeah, Calvin, we heard what
you said about the holidays.
408
00:17:55,126 --> 00:17:56,560
Yeah, it made me think back
409
00:17:56,561 --> 00:17:58,353
to that year when the
neighborhood chipped in
410
00:17:58,354 --> 00:18:00,397
- so I could spend Christmas with my family.
- Oh, yeah.
411
00:18:00,398 --> 00:18:01,832
That bail wasn't cheap.
412
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,134
Like you said, Calvin,
413
00:18:04,135 --> 00:18:05,469
we got to look out for each other,
414
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,037
especially this time of year.
415
00:18:07,038 --> 00:18:09,306
Well, all right.
416
00:18:09,307 --> 00:18:12,075
I don't want to overstate it,
417
00:18:12,076 --> 00:18:14,044
but looks like I saved Christmas.
418
00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:18,816
Oh, man, I-I don't know
how I can thank you guys.
419
00:18:18,817 --> 00:18:20,818
This is the best gift a guy could get.
420
00:18:20,819 --> 00:18:22,920
Merry Christmas, Dave.
421
00:18:22,921 --> 00:18:25,055
Eh, so where'd you guys get this?
422
00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:29,092
Oh, now, Dave, that is one question
423
00:18:29,093 --> 00:18:30,727
Black Google won't answer.
424
00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:34,731
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
425
00:18:41,798 --> 00:18:43,699
Hey, Dave, come on outside!
426
00:18:45,369 --> 00:18:47,136
Whoa, snow.
427
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,338
Like back in Michigan.
428
00:18:50,674 --> 00:18:52,708
Calvin, what is all this?
429
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:53,976
I told you, I wanted to make
430
00:18:53,977 --> 00:18:55,645
your first Christmas here special.
431
00:18:55,646 --> 00:18:58,314
Aw, Merry Christmas, Tina.
432
00:18:59,983 --> 00:19:02,318
Hey, what'd you guys
end up doing last night?
433
00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:04,420
Well, we started a new
Butler Christmas tradition.
434
00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:06,189
Yeah. Karaoke, drinking,
435
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:08,224
and finding out Mom is great at darts.
436
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,827
Yeah, she's not just
great, she's a hustler.
437
00:19:11,828 --> 00:19:13,663
She took me for almost 50 bucks.
438
00:19:13,664 --> 00:19:15,431
Ooh. Well, you're the one
439
00:19:15,432 --> 00:19:18,000
who said you were a
grown-up. Take it like a man.
440
00:19:20,871 --> 00:19:22,205
Calv, this is amazing.
441
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,973
W-Where'd you get the snow machine?
442
00:19:23,974 --> 00:19:26,209
Well, after you got your scooter back,
443
00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:28,811
I paid another visit
to Santa's workshop.
444
00:19:28,812 --> 00:19:31,013
The kangaroos were all sold out,
445
00:19:31,014 --> 00:19:32,882
so I got this snow machine.
446
00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:38,054
Thanks, buddy.
447
00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:39,055
Merry Christmas.
448
00:19:39,056 --> 00:19:41,157
Merry Christmas, bud.
449
00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:44,560
So what do you say? Snowball fight?
450
00:19:44,561 --> 00:19:45,828
Ah, no.
451
00:19:45,829 --> 00:19:47,096
That's for the kids, man.
452
00:19:47,097 --> 00:19:48,464
All right.
453
00:19:52,769 --> 00:19:54,537
Hey.
454
00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:56,973
What can I say? I'm a kid at heart.
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