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ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
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I THINK YOU CAN SEE THE POINT
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OF THIS LITTLE PRESENTATION.
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UH, YOU'RE TRYING TO SHOW US
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HOW NOT TO USE A
SLIDE PROJECTOR?
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UH... WAAH!
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I KNOW THE SCHOOL SHOULD
HAVE SPENT THEIR TECH BUDGET
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UPDATING THE A/V EQUIPMENT
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INSTEAD OF THOSE STUPID
VOICE ACTIVATED LIGHTS.
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Male computer voice: LIGHTS.
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[SIGHS]
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THE POINT IS THAT
ALL OF THESE PEOPLE
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WERE HEROES,
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NOW,
YOUR ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT IS...
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TO INTERVIEW AND DO A PAPER
ON A HERO IN OUR OWN LIVES?
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RI-I-IGHT.
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Male computer voice: LIGHTS.
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[SIGHS] LIGHTS.
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I SAID LIGHTS!
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Male computer voice: LIGHTS.
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HERO, EH?
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OH, THE RON MAN HAS
THIS ONE IN LE BAG.
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AND NO, YOU CAN'T INTERVIEW
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THE PERSON YOU'RE DATING.
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BRUTAL. GRR.
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HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?
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Male computer voice: LIGHTS.
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HE SAID NIGHT, NOT LIGHTS!
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Male computer voice: LIGHTS...
LIGHTS.
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I HATE THAT STUPID THING.
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Male computer voice: RING.
ACTIVATING SCHOOL BELL.
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[BELL RINGS] OHH...
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I MEAN,
WHAT COULD BE MORE HEROIC
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THAN A BIG-TIME
ROCKET SCIENTIST?
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OK, ONE... HE'S MY DAD.
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AND 2...
I JUST TOLD YOU HE WAS MY HERO.
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GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.
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GREAT MINDS THINK
FOR THEMSELVES.
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WHICH IS WHY I'LL
BE WRITING MY PAPER
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ON YOUR MOM.
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BRAIN SURGEON,
LIFE-SAVER, HEROIC.
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OUT OF TOWN?
NEUROSCIENCE CONVENTION?
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YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THE ONLY
ONE WITH PARENTS, RON.
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MOM SWORE OFF SCHOOL PROJECTS
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AFTER THE PAPER
MACHETE INCIDENT.
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DON'T YOU MEAN PAPER MACHE?
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I WISH I DID, KIM. I WISH I DID.
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
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[HORN HONKS]
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HEH HEH, HEY THERE, DAD.
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? OH YEAH, YEAH! ?
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? I'M YOUR BASIC, AVERAGE GIRL ?
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? AND I'M HERE TO
SAVE THE WORLD ?
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? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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? THERE IS NOTHIN' I CAN'T DO ?
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? WHEN DANGER COMES ?
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? JUST KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ?
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? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?
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? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? WHEN YOU WANNA
PAGE ME IT'S OK ?
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? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?
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? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
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? I WILL BE THERE FOR
YOU TILL THE VERY END ?
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? DANGER OR TROUBLE ?
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? I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?
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? YOU KNOW THAT YOU
ALWAYS CAN CALL ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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I'M SERIOUS, KP,
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I NEED, YOU KNOW,
REALISTIC SUGGESTIONS.
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RON, THERE'S GOT TO BE
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SOMETHING HEROIC
ABOUT YOUR FATHER.
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OHH. I CAN'T WRITE A PAPER
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ABOUT MY DAD THE ACTUARY.
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HE CRUNCHES NUMBERS ALL DAY.
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WHO WANTS TO READ
ABOUT MATH AND ENGLISH?
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UGH. STRESS OVERLOAD KICKING IN.
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ME NEED BRAIN FOOD.
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OH, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
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MMM.
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OH, YEAH.
MMM, I FEEL SMARTER ALREADY.
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THE CHEESE MUST BE KICKING IN.
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SO, ANY IDEAS FOR YOUR HERO
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THAT AREN'T IN MY DNA LINE?
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MY DAD?
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SEE? I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND.
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NO, I MEAN HE'S HERE.
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AND HE'S WEARING A CAPE.
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HELLO, SON.
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DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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IN THE PLACE WHERE
I KNOW MANY PEOPLE
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AND AM WANTING TO
DIVE UNDER A TABLE
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BECAUSE YOU ARE SPORTING A CAPE?
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OH, I WAS JUST IN
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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IN A CAPE?
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VISUAL THINKING, SON,
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TO HELP YOU REALIZE
WHO THE REAL HERO IS
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IN YOUR LIFE.
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YOU MEAN THE HERO
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WHO'S BEEN IN FRONT
OF ME ALL ALONG.
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ONLY I'VE BEEN TOO
BLIND TO SEE IT.
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EXACTLY! I THOUGHT THE CAPE
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MIGHT HELP JOG YOUR MEMORY.
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A MAN WHOSE ACCOMPLISHMENTS
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I'VE ADMIRED FOR AS
LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER!
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WELL, I'M A MODEST MAN.
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MARTIN SMARTY!
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RIGHT! WAIT, WHO?
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THE FOUNDER OF SMARTY MART!
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OH.
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YEAH. YOU KNOW, SEE, THE CAPE,
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ALTHOUGH UTTERLY EMBARRASSING,
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REMINDED ME THAT ONE OF
MR. SMARTY'S MANY MANSIONS
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IS LOCATED IN CAPE COD!
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I SEE. ROCK ON, DAD!
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SURE. YOU'RE...
YOU'RE WELCOME, SON.
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RON, YOU THINK MAYBE YOUR DAD
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WAS HOPING TO BE YOUR HERO?
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WELL, HE SURE SAVED THE DAY.
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WADE, CAN YOU PUT ME THROUGH
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TO OUR "HERO," MARTIN SMARTY?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
WRITING ABOUT YOUR DAD.
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I AM. THE HOOKUP'S FOR RON.
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UM, IF RON'S NOT
WRITING ABOUT HIS DAD,
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THEN WHAT'S WITH THE CAPE?
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YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CAPE?
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POLICE SCANNER.
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SOMEONE AT BUENO NACHO
MUST HAVE CALLED SECURITY.
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OH, HEY, YOU'RE ON.
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THIS IS MARTIN.
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UH, HI, MR. SMARTY, SIR.
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I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
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OH, HELLO, RONALD.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
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WELL, YOU SEE, I'M DOING A PAPER
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ON MY PERSONAL HERO,
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AND, WELL,
I'D LIKE TO INTERVIEW YOU,
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YOU KNOW, IF THAT'S OK.
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OH, CERTAINLY, I'D BE DELIGHTED.
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BOO-YAH!
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UM, I'M SORRY, I MEAN...
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BOO-YAH, SIR!
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SO, WHERE SHOULD WE START?
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TELL YOU WHAT,
I THINK I CAN SCHEDULE YOU IN
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SAY, 3 MONTHS?
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YEAH, UH,
THE PAPER'S KIND OF DUE
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NEXT WEEK?
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SORRY WE COULDN'T DO
BUSINESS, SON,
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BUT I GOTTA HOP OFF.
YOU KNOW HOW DEMANDING
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THE LIFE OF A WEALTHY
CORPORATE MOGUL CAN BE.
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[POLICE SIRENS BRAKES SCREECH]
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NOT A CLUE.
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HOW'S THE HERO HUNT GOING?
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OH, GOTTA BE HONEST, KP,
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NOT LIKING THE WHOLE
BACK TO SQUARE ONE SITCH.
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THEN I GO,
"WHAT?" AND HE GOES...
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WAIT, I'M LOSING YOU.
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I SAID, HE GOES...
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NO! HE GOES...
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HE... GOES!
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[SIGHS] NEVER MIND,
I'LL TEXT YOU.
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HE... GOES...
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WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S IT!
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WHAT? BONNIE? A HERO?
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I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING
DESPERATE, BUT...
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NO, NOT BONNIE. EW!
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HEGO!
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SO, SHEGO'S BROTHER, HUH?
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THE MAN'S A BONA FIDE
BON-DIGGITY HERO!
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I MEAN, HE'S GOT THE
TIGHTS AND EVERYTHING.
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I'M SURE YOUR FATHER
WOULD WEAR TIGHTS
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IF HE THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP.
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IF MY DAD SHOWS UP AT
BUENO NACHO IN TIGHTS,
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO SWITCH
TO COW AND CHOW FOR LIFE.
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[KIM SIGHS]
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? I DON'T WANT TO
BE A COMPLEX BOY ?
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? BOY, BOY, BOY,
BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY ?
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HE'S YOUR HERO.
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AH-HE-HE-HE-HEM.
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OH, HI!
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JUST DOING THE HERO DIET THING.
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BANANAS. HEALTHY.
LOADED WITH POTASSIUM.
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YELLOW.
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UH, YEAH.
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LOOK, SORRY TO INTERRUPT ME
TIME, HEGO,
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BUT I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.
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TEAM GO IS SWORN TO
ASSIST IN ANY CONUNDRUM.
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UM, WHERE ARE THE
REST OF TEAM GO?
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HEROES CRUISE.
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I OPTED TO STAY HERE
AND, YOU KNOW,
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HOLD DOWN THE FORT.
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COULDN'T GET ANYONE TO SWITCH
YOUR SHIFT AT BUENO NACHO, HUH?
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[SIGHS]
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SOMETIMES HAVING A
MILD-MANNERED ALTER EGO
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ISN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.
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OK, SO, UM,
I NEED TO WRITE A PAPER ON MY HERO...
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THE OLD HERO TOPIC, EH?
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SAY NO MORE.
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NOW, LET ME BEGIN BY MENTIONING
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BEING A HERO CARRIES WITH IT A
PLETHORA OF RESPONSIBILITIES.
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THAT'S P-L-E-T-H...
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ARE YOU GETTING THIS DOWN?
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[SIREN]
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IT'S THE MAYOR! NO, REALLY?
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LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT US A
SITUATION, HEGO.
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YOUR OLD NUMERICAL NEMESIS
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IS SCARING THE SPIT
OUT OF THE CITIZENS
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OF GO CITY.
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YOU DON'T MEAN... YES, HEGO.
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THE MATHTER.
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THE MATHTER?
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RON, DON'T MAKE FUN.
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HE MEANS THE MASTER.
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NO, HE MEANS THE MATHTER.
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THAT'S WHAT I SAID, SON.
THE MATHTER.
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SEE? UM, OK.
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SO WHAT EXACTLY IS A MATHTER?
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WHAT,
HE'S LIKE A HOMEWORK VILLAIN?
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PAY HEED.
THE MAN YOU SEE BEFORE YOU
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IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.
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HE'S BEEN BENT ON REVENGE
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EVER SINCE GO CITY
DENIED HIM FUNDING
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FOR HIS UNETHICAL
MATHEMATICAL EXPERIMENTS.
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UNETHICAL MATHEMATICAL
EXPERIMENTS?
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RI-I-IGHT.
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SO, MAYBE YOU COULD
USE A HAND WITH THIS,
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UM, MATH VILLAIN GUY?
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OK, BUT WE BETTER HURRY,
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BEFORE THE MATHTER DOES
A NUMBER ON GO CITY.
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YES. NUMBER. I GET IT.
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HEY, WAIT, WAIT!
242
00:07:25,847 --> 00:07:28,465
WHAT ABOUT MY INTERVIEW?
243
00:07:28,355 --> 00:07:29,105
OK, SO, TELL ME.
244
00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:32,993
HOW LONG DOES YOUR BASIC,
AVERAGE HERO CAREER LAST?
245
00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:35,539
NOW, WITNESS AS I PROCEED
246
00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:37,129
TO SUBTRACT GO CITY
247
00:07:37,059 --> 00:07:38,348
ELEMENT BY ELEMENT
248
00:07:38,295 --> 00:07:41,794
UNTIL IT IS NO LONGER A FACTOR!
249
00:07:41,646 --> 00:07:42,266
MATH THREATS?
250
00:07:42,241 --> 00:07:43,619
STAND BACK! THERE'S NO TELLING
251
00:07:43,561 --> 00:07:44,810
WHAT THE MATHTER
HAS UP HIS SLEEVE.
252
00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:47,167
AH! I ALWAYS KNEW
MATH WAS THE ENEMY.
253
00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,565
TIME TO ADD THE CALCU-LASER
254
00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:51,460
TO THIS EQUATION.
255
00:07:53,377 --> 00:07:54,666
AAH! GET OUT OF THE WAY!
256
00:07:54,612 --> 00:07:57,691
FEAR NOT, CITIZENS.
HELP HAS ARRIVED.
257
00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,390
HA! NEW SIDEKICKS, HEGO?
258
00:07:59,314 --> 00:08:03,113
NO MATTER.
COEFFICIENTS, SUBTRACT THEM!
259
00:08:02,953 --> 00:08:04,742
OK, I'M A SIDEKICK, ADMITTEDLY,
260
00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:08,287
BUT SHE'S...
HEH HEH, WELL, YOU'LL SEE.
261
00:08:08,612 --> 00:08:10,031
[GRUNTING]
262
00:08:09,972 --> 00:08:11,892
[SIGHS]
263
00:08:12,845 --> 00:08:15,884
WHOA! NOW THAT WAS SUPERBLY
HEROIC, MAN.
264
00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:17,465
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT MOVE?
265
00:08:17,393 --> 00:08:19,222
I'M NOT SURE.
266
00:08:19,145 --> 00:08:21,274
COME ON, I NEED YOUR COOPERATION
267
00:08:21,185 --> 00:08:22,394
IF THIS IS GONNA BE ANY KIND
268
00:08:22,344 --> 00:08:23,383
OF HARD-HITTING INTERVIEW.
269
00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:25,379
SORRY,
BUT I HAVE SOME HARD HITTING
270
00:08:25,293 --> 00:08:27,332
OF MY OWN TO DO RIGHT NOW.
271
00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:29,876
OH, NICE PLAY ON WORDS, BIG GUY.
272
00:08:29,765 --> 00:08:30,765
AND UNDER PRESSURE, TOO.
273
00:08:30,724 --> 00:08:33,263
THAT IS SO GOING IN THE PAPER.
274
00:08:34,706 --> 00:08:37,125
OH! CAN'T COUNT ON
ANYONE THESE DAYS.
275
00:08:37,024 --> 00:08:40,193
LET ME THROW SOME
NUMBERS AT YOU!
276
00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:41,559
4!
277
00:08:44,407 --> 00:08:47,616
OH! THESE OUGHT TO
GET MY POINT ACROSS.
278
00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,940
MY DECIMAL POINT!
279
00:08:52,268 --> 00:08:54,177
[GASPS]
280
00:08:54,097 --> 00:08:54,977
OK, QUESTION.
281
00:08:54,941 --> 00:08:56,899
IS THERE, LIKE,
A SCHOOL PEOPLE GO TO
282
00:08:56,817 --> 00:08:59,646
TO TAKE HERO CLASSES? HEY!
283
00:08:59,527 --> 00:09:00,736
OH, BRACKETS!
284
00:09:00,686 --> 00:09:02,765
IT SEEMS I NEED TO
ADD A NEW ELEMENT
285
00:09:02,677 --> 00:09:04,386
TO MY ASSAULT.
286
00:09:04,315 --> 00:09:06,564
GOOD MEDICAL, YOU
KNOW, FOR HEROES?
287
00:09:06,469 --> 00:09:07,179
HEY!
288
00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,398
THAT COST 20 BUCKS!
289
00:09:08,346 --> 00:09:09,635
NO! NO, NO, NO!
290
00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:10,911
NO VARIABLES!
291
00:09:10,855 --> 00:09:14,354
I'M PUTTING A PLACE-HOLDER
IN MY MEMORY FOR YOU, BOY.
292
00:09:14,207 --> 00:09:19,206
THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'VE
SEEN OF THE MATHTER!
293
00:09:18,995 --> 00:09:20,994
OK, LAME VILLAIN.
294
00:09:20,910 --> 00:09:23,700
BUT I LIKE THE HAT.
295
00:09:26,224 --> 00:09:26,764
RONALD, DO YOU KNOW
296
00:09:26,743 --> 00:09:28,531
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO
YOUR FATHER LATELY?
297
00:09:28,456 --> 00:09:30,325
CAN'T TALK. TYPING HERO REPORT.
298
00:09:30,246 --> 00:09:31,086
FIRST, THE CAPE,
299
00:09:31,052 --> 00:09:33,590
NOW HE'S JOINED THE
MIDDLETON SEARCH AND RESCUE.
300
00:09:33,483 --> 00:09:36,062
IT'S RISKY BEHAVIOR
FOR AN ACTUARY.
301
00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:36,794
HADN'T NOTICED.
302
00:09:36,759 --> 00:09:38,127
I JUST HATE TO THINK ABOUT HIM
303
00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:39,439
OUT THERE IN THE WILDERNESS
304
00:09:39,382 --> 00:09:40,881
WITH ALL THOSE WILD ANIMALS.
305
00:09:40,818 --> 00:09:42,407
EH, HE'LL BE FINE.
306
00:09:42,341 --> 00:09:44,550
HELP! HELP!
307
00:09:44,457 --> 00:09:46,577
[BEAR ROARS]
308
00:09:48,565 --> 00:09:49,315
HEY, HEY.
309
00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,072
NO, NO, YOU CAN'T CRASH NOW!
310
00:09:50,997 --> 00:09:53,326
MY REPORT! NO, MY REPORT!
311
00:09:53,228 --> 00:09:54,527
OW, OW, OW!
312
00:09:54,473 --> 00:09:57,712
OH, MAN, LIKE I HAVE TIME
FOR A SYSTEMS FAILURE.
313
00:09:57,576 --> 00:09:59,575
I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL AS IT IS.
314
00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:00,910
HMM?
315
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,101
HMM...
316
00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:05,580
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, KP?
317
00:10:05,524 --> 00:10:07,773
JUST WHEN I WAS
MAKING MAJOR HEADWAY,
318
00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:09,757
CRASH CITY!
I MEAN, WHAT AM I GONNA TELL...
319
00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:11,459
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, STOPPABLE.
320
00:10:11,384 --> 00:10:11,804
MR. BARKIN?
321
00:10:11,787 --> 00:10:13,365
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
322
00:10:13,299 --> 00:10:15,428
UH, DUTIFULLY HEADING TO CLASS?
323
00:10:15,339 --> 00:10:16,958
REALLY?
WELL, ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS,
324
00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:18,769
YOU'RE NO LONGER
REGISTERED IN THIS SCHOOL
325
00:10:18,691 --> 00:10:20,850
AND THEREFORE NO
LONGER IN THE CLASS.
326
00:10:20,759 --> 00:10:23,008
OK, YOU THINK YOU
COULD EXPLAIN THAT
327
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:23,754
A LITTLE FURTHER?
328
00:10:23,719 --> 00:10:25,677
DO I HAVE TO SPELL
IT OUT FOR YOU?
329
00:10:25,595 --> 00:10:26,834
SPELLING OUT'S BEST.
330
00:10:26,782 --> 00:10:27,911
YOU, RON STOPPABLE,
331
00:10:27,864 --> 00:10:29,733
ARE NOT ON THE LIST
OF ENROLLED STUDENTS,
332
00:10:29,655 --> 00:10:32,574
SO TECHNICALLY,
YOU DO NOT EXIST.
333
00:10:32,451 --> 00:10:34,530
WAIT A MINUTE.
OF COURSE I EXIST!
334
00:10:34,443 --> 00:10:37,362
I MEAN, HELLO,
I'M RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOU!
335
00:10:37,239 --> 00:10:38,528
SO I SMELL.
336
00:10:38,474 --> 00:10:39,723
BUT, THE LIST IS LAW.
337
00:10:39,671 --> 00:10:41,880
AND I AM NOT GOING TO
ARGUE WITH THE COMPUTER.
338
00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:43,997
MAYBE IT KNOWS
SOMETHING I DON'T.
339
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,153
NO DOUBT. BUT...
340
00:10:45,101 --> 00:10:46,140
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
341
00:10:46,097 --> 00:10:47,306
SO IF I'M NOT IN THE CLASS,
342
00:10:47,256 --> 00:10:50,375
THEN I'M NOT REQUIRED
TO DO THE PAPER, RIGHT?
343
00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:51,742
WRONGGGUH!
344
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,139
YOU WERE GIVEN THE ASSIGNMENT
345
00:10:53,078 --> 00:10:54,287
WHEN YOU STILL EXISTED.
346
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:54,866
NOW, IF I WERE YOU,
347
00:10:54,841 --> 00:10:57,459
I'D UTILIZE MY
NEWLY-FOUND FREE TIME
348
00:10:57,349 --> 00:10:59,269
TO GET TO WORK.
349
00:11:00,346 --> 00:11:00,926
DON'T WORRY, RON.
350
00:11:00,902 --> 00:11:02,230
IT'S PROBABLY JUST A
GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM.
351
00:11:02,175 --> 00:11:05,094
WE'LL STRAIGHTEN IT OUT
BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "NO BIG."
352
00:11:04,971 --> 00:11:05,931
I DON'T KNOW, KP,
353
00:11:05,891 --> 00:11:07,389
FIRST THE COMPUTER THING,
354
00:11:07,327 --> 00:11:08,986
THEN THE SCHOOL RECORDS.
355
00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:10,505
I MEAN, COULD...
THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?
356
00:11:10,439 --> 00:11:11,728
IT WILL IF YOU SAY THAT.
357
00:11:11,674 --> 00:11:13,793
HI. DO YOU THINK I
COULD GET MY CHECK?
358
00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:15,163
STOPPABLE, RON.
359
00:11:15,102 --> 00:11:18,231
YAH, SORRY.
THERE IS NO CHECK HERE FOR YOU.
360
00:11:18,099 --> 00:11:19,059
HERE WE GO.
361
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,678
WHAT? WELL, CAN YOU LOOK AGAIN?
362
00:11:20,608 --> 00:11:22,607
THE NAME'S RON,
AS IN, STOPPABLE?
363
00:11:22,523 --> 00:11:24,152
WHOA, DUDE,
AREN'T YOU LISTENING?
364
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,743
I TOLD YOU THERE'S NO CHECK.
365
00:11:25,674 --> 00:11:27,223
AS IN, YOU KNOW, FOR YOU?
366
00:11:27,158 --> 00:11:28,697
MAYBE JUST THINKING
IT IS ENOUGH.
367
00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:29,383
OH, AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
368
00:11:29,352 --> 00:11:32,350
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT ON
THE EMPLOYEE ROSTER, EITHER.
369
00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,683
SO, ON YOUR NEXT
VISIT, IT MIGHT BE BEST
370
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:38,779
IF YOU RETURN YOUR SMARTY
MART HAT AND SMARTY SMOCK.
371
00:11:38,601 --> 00:11:39,401
BUT I WORK HERE!
372
00:11:39,368 --> 00:11:41,656
OK, NOT ACCORDING TO THE ROSTER.
373
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:45,469
BUT IF YOU'D LIKE,
YOU CAN FILL OUT AN APPLICATION!
374
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,104
OH... MAYBE I DON'T EXIST
375
00:11:47,028 --> 00:11:49,107
AND THIS IS ALL JUST A DREAM.
376
00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:51,139
BUT WHOSE DREAM?
377
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:51,680
OK, THAT DOES IT.
378
00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:53,112
WADE, WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY SITCH.
379
00:11:53,051 --> 00:11:54,670
IT LOOKS LIKE
RON'S OFF THE GRID.
380
00:11:54,603 --> 00:11:56,442
I'M ALREADY ON IT.
381
00:11:56,365 --> 00:11:57,444
UH-OH.
382
00:11:57,399 --> 00:11:58,688
UH-OH GOOD OR UH-OH BAD?
383
00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,594
WHEN IS UH-OH EVER GOOD?
384
00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:01,592
I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE THIS TIME.
385
00:12:01,507 --> 00:12:03,346
NO SCHOOL RECORDS,
NO DRIVING RECORDS,
386
00:12:03,269 --> 00:12:04,558
NO WORK RECORDS? NADA.
387
00:12:04,504 --> 00:12:06,453
IT'S LIKE ALL TRACES
OF HIS EXISTENCE
388
00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:07,460
HAVE BEEN ERASED.
389
00:12:07,415 --> 00:12:08,285
UH-OH, STILL BAD.
390
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,047
BUT WHO WOULD WANT TO ERASE RON?
391
00:12:09,972 --> 00:12:13,761
HA HA! DON'T YOU MEAN SUBTRACT?
392
00:12:13,601 --> 00:12:16,260
AW, GREAT,
NOW THE MATH GUY'S BACK.
393
00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:18,937
AND HE'S NOT EVEN OUR VILLAIN.
394
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:21,200
[SLURPING]
395
00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:25,570
"WE'RE SO SORRY YOU
COULDN'T COME WITH US
396
00:12:25,485 --> 00:12:28,364
ON THE HERO VACATION
CRUISE, HEGO."
397
00:12:28,243 --> 00:12:29,492
OH, IT'S OK, MEGO.
398
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,230
THERE'LL BE OTHER CRUISES,
399
00:12:30,197 --> 00:12:33,275
OTHER JOYOUS OCCASIONS
TO BOND AS A FAMILY.
400
00:12:33,146 --> 00:12:35,855
"BUT WE REALLY DO MISS
YOU, HEGO."
401
00:12:35,741 --> 00:12:36,121
I KNOW, WEGO.
402
00:12:36,105 --> 00:12:37,723
BUT SOMEONE HAD TO
LOOK AFTER THE PLACE.
403
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:38,576
YOU KNOW, KEEP VIGIL.
404
00:12:38,538 --> 00:12:41,156
DO SOME LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING.
405
00:12:41,046 --> 00:12:43,295
I AM SO LONELY.
406
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,659
UH, HEGO!
407
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:45,558
OH! HI! YES.
408
00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:46,597
OH, DON'T MIND THESE.
409
00:12:46,552 --> 00:12:48,681
JUST A STANDARD HERO PASTIME.
410
00:12:48,591 --> 00:12:49,960
KEEPS THE FINGERS NIMBLE.
411
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,362
1-2, 1-2, 1-2.
412
00:12:51,301 --> 00:12:52,510
RIGHT. ANYWAY,
413
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,170
I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW,
414
00:12:53,141 --> 00:12:56,299
THE MATHTER IS UP TO MORE
MATHEMATICAL MISCHIEF IN MIDDLETON!
415
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,965
OOH, IMPRESSIVE USE
OF ALLITERATION.
416
00:12:57,890 --> 00:12:59,849
AHEM! I'M ON MY WAY!
417
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:02,717
SORRY, GUYS, DUTY CALLS.
418
00:13:07,466 --> 00:13:09,545
RAH-HAH!
419
00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:11,457
[GRUNTING]
420
00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:20,620
THREES!
421
00:13:22,423 --> 00:13:24,962
AAH!
OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX
422
00:13:24,855 --> 00:13:27,695
AND HAVE SOME PI!
423
00:13:30,764 --> 00:13:31,723
KIM!
424
00:13:31,683 --> 00:13:32,263
[LAUGHS]
425
00:13:32,239 --> 00:13:35,867
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO
FEEL THE FULL WRATH
426
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,173
OF MY MATH!
427
00:13:37,112 --> 00:13:38,611
OK, I SURE COULD USE,
428
00:13:38,549 --> 00:13:40,288
I DON'T KNOW,
A HERO RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
429
00:13:40,215 --> 00:13:44,214
NOW, PREPARE TO BE SUBTRACTED
ENTIRELY, BECAUSE...
430
00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:46,004
BECAUSE WHAT, MY NUMBER'S UP?
431
00:13:45,922 --> 00:13:46,462
DOH! YES!
432
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,068
DUDE, HOW CAN YOU BE SO
HEPPED UP ABOUT MATH?
433
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,497
NOT THAT I'M JUDGING!
434
00:13:50,432 --> 00:13:52,021
OH YES, I'VE WORKED OUT
435
00:13:51,955 --> 00:13:54,534
A VERY SPECIAL
CALCULATION FOR YOU,
436
00:13:54,426 --> 00:13:56,846
MY MEDDLING LITTLE FRIEND.
437
00:13:58,256 --> 00:13:59,086
ARGH!
438
00:13:59,052 --> 00:14:00,090
THAT'S RIGHT, MATH FREAK.
439
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,386
NOBODY MESSES WITH MY BOYFRIEND.
440
00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:01,990
[LAUGHING]
441
00:14:01,963 --> 00:14:04,091
NEVERTHELESS,
YOU'LL SOON DISCOVER
442
00:14:04,002 --> 00:14:05,921
I'VE LEFT YOUR BOYFRIEND
443
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,879
WITH A NEW PROBLEM TO SOLVE!
444
00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:09,543
FEAR NOT, HEGO IS HERE!
445
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:11,968
OK, YOU MIGHT WANT TO
WORK ON YOUR TIMING.
446
00:14:11,863 --> 00:14:14,113
ARE THOSE SEAHORSES?
447
00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:19,430
OH! NOW THERE ARE SIMPLY
TOO MANY VARIABLES
448
00:14:19,285 --> 00:14:21,695
IN THIS EQUATION.
449
00:14:22,119 --> 00:14:23,988
OH! I HAVE GOT TO GET HOOKED UP
450
00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:25,909
WITH ONE OF THOSE COPTER HATS!
451
00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:26,864
RON, ARE YOU OK?
452
00:14:26,821 --> 00:14:28,200
SEEM TO BE. HEH HEH HEH.
453
00:14:28,142 --> 00:14:30,721
"CALCU-LASER." YEAH, WHATEVER.
454
00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:31,782
YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO NOTICE
455
00:14:31,733 --> 00:14:33,102
THE MATHTER AFFIXING HIS WEAPON
456
00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:34,834
TO ANY SPECIAL SETTING, DID YOU?
457
00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:36,718
UM, NOT REALLY. WHY?
458
00:14:36,636 --> 00:14:38,425
AAH! HEY, WHOA!
459
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:38,980
AAH!
460
00:14:38,954 --> 00:14:41,162
OK, SO, WHY THE EXPLODING?
461
00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,319
OH, NO, IT'S JUST AS I FEARED.
462
00:14:43,224 --> 00:14:44,014
AND YOU FEARED WHAT?
463
00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:47,020
DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS
OR THE BAD NEWS FIRST?
464
00:14:46,892 --> 00:14:47,722
SURPRISE ME.
465
00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,726
THE MATHTER HAS USED
A DIABOLICAL EQUATION
466
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,099
TO TURN RON INTO
AN ANTIMATTER BOY.
467
00:14:51,996 --> 00:14:52,626
AWESOME!
468
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,348
EVERYTHING YOU
TOUCH WILL EXPLODE
469
00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:56,484
INTO COMPLETE AND
UTTER NOTHINGNESS.
470
00:14:56,391 --> 00:14:58,720
SO THAT'S NOT THE GOOD
NEWS, THEN.
471
00:14:58,622 --> 00:14:59,332
WHAT IS?
472
00:14:59,303 --> 00:15:02,971
HANGING WITH RON
WILL BE A BLAST?
473
00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:04,686
UHH! AHH!
474
00:15:04,607 --> 00:15:06,186
OH, IT'S WET!
475
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,790
OK,
NOT BLOWN AWAY BY THE UPSIDE.
476
00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:12,759
THANKS FOR SETTING US UP
477
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:13,168
WITH A KICKIN'
478
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:15,018
ANTI-ANTIMATTER CONTAINMENT
BUBBLE, DAD.
479
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,979
JUST ANOTHER REASON
WHY YOU'RE MY HERO.
480
00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:17,853
ANYTHING FOR MY KIMMY-CUB.
481
00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,811
BESIDES, THIS OLD THING
WAS JUST TAKING UP SPACE
482
00:15:19,728 --> 00:15:21,187
IN THE ATTIC, ANYWAY.
483
00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:21,666
AWW.
484
00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,562
I ALWAYS THOUGHT HAMSTER BALLS
485
00:15:23,481 --> 00:15:25,480
LOOKED FUN... FROM THE OUTSIDE!
486
00:15:25,396 --> 00:15:26,266
HMM.
487
00:15:26,231 --> 00:15:27,859
WADE AND HEGO ARE ON
THE MATHTER HUNT, RON.
488
00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:30,209
JUST TRY TO MAKE THE
BEST OF IT FOR NOW, OK?
489
00:15:30,108 --> 00:15:30,897
[WATCH BEEPS]
490
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:31,734
HEY, WADE, GOOD NEWS?
491
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,196
NO WORD ON THE MATHTER YET.
492
00:15:33,134 --> 00:15:35,053
BUT I WAS ABLE TO
ENTER RON'S INFO
493
00:15:34,972 --> 00:15:36,221
BACK INTO THE GLOBAL NETWORK.
494
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,708
GREAT. I CAN GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
495
00:15:38,602 --> 00:15:40,642
IN A BALL.
496
00:15:41,158 --> 00:15:42,657
OH, YEAH!
497
00:15:42,595 --> 00:15:44,054
THIS IS HOW I ROLL!
498
00:15:43,993 --> 00:15:46,402
UM, OK, MAYBE THE WHOLE
TRYING TO ACT COOL THING
499
00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:47,760
ISN'T YOUR BEST
OPTION RIGHT NOW.
500
00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:50,368
LOOK, KP, YOU WANTED ME
TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT,
501
00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:52,005
DIDN'T YOU?
502
00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:57,948
NO. IT'S TOO EASY.
503
00:15:58,711 --> 00:16:00,080
[ALL GASP]
504
00:16:00,023 --> 00:16:01,693
[CRASH]
505
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:06,690
AAH!
506
00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:08,228
UHH! AH!
507
00:16:08,162 --> 00:16:10,421
OH! OW!
508
00:16:10,326 --> 00:16:13,695
[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
509
00:16:13,554 --> 00:16:16,263
THE MOST HUMILIATING
DAY OF MY LIFE?
510
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,858
A-DING DING DING DING!
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
511
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:19,993
WHAT ABOUT THE
TIME YOU PARACHUTED
512
00:16:19,941 --> 00:16:22,310
INTO THE U.N.
WITHOUT YOUR PANTS?
513
00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:23,339
[GIGGLES]
514
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,122
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
515
00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,456
THE "I'M ALL ABOUT
COMFORT" EXCUSE
516
00:16:26,357 --> 00:16:28,276
BROUGHT THE SECURITY
COUNCIL DRESS CODE
517
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:28,865
INTO THE 21st CENTURY.
518
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:31,416
SEE? THERE'S AN
UPSIDE TO EVERYTHING.
519
00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,306
[WATCH BEEPS] WE NEED AN
UPSIDE, WADE.
520
00:16:33,222 --> 00:16:34,102
THEN YOU'RE IN LUCK.
521
00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:35,434
I'VE DETECTED A
HIGH CONCENTRATION
522
00:16:35,377 --> 00:16:37,416
OF COMPUTATIONAL
ENERGY ON THE EQUATOR.
523
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,459
ZERO DEGREES LONGITUDE,
ZERO DEGREES LATITUDE.
524
00:16:40,328 --> 00:16:42,737
WHICH WOULD PLACE THE MATHTER'S H.Q.
HERE.
525
00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,345
HEGO SHOULD BE BY ANY MINUTE
526
00:16:44,273 --> 00:16:45,233
IN THE GO-KART TO PICK YOU UP.
527
00:16:45,193 --> 00:16:47,691
THANKS, WADE.
WE CAN USE ALL THE HERO HELP
528
00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:49,216
WE CAN GET.
529
00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:51,740
WHOA, DAD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
530
00:16:51,656 --> 00:16:52,286
DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
531
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:55,008
TODAY I VOLUNTEERED AT
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
532
00:16:54,893 --> 00:16:55,392
SERIOUSLY?
533
00:16:55,371 --> 00:16:56,241
YOU MEAN, LIKE, IN THE FIELD?
534
00:16:56,205 --> 00:16:58,203
NO, IN THE KITCHEN.
I MADE THEM LUNCH.
535
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,000
THEN, HOW DID YOU...
536
00:16:58,963 --> 00:17:01,291
OH, I, UH,
I STARTED A GREASE FIRE.
537
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,983
SO, WHAT'S WITH THE BUBBLE?
538
00:17:02,908 --> 00:17:05,907
YEAH.
WELL, HEY, RIDE'S HERE, DAD.
539
00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:07,199
WISH US LUCK.
540
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:07,970
HUH!
541
00:17:07,936 --> 00:17:09,314
LITTLE HELP, KIM!
542
00:17:09,256 --> 00:17:11,836
DON'T WAIT UP, DAD!
543
00:17:12,445 --> 00:17:14,774
WAIT! I WANT TO HELP!
544
00:17:14,676 --> 00:17:15,386
DAD?
545
00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:18,355
LISTEN, RONALD.
I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO WITHOUT ME.
546
00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:20,818
NO ONE PUTS MY BOY IN A BUBBLE.
547
00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,538
UH, NO CAPES?
548
00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:25,002
DEAL.
549
00:17:28,763 --> 00:17:31,892
SO, THIS IS WHAT A
VILLAIN'S LAIR LOOKS LIKE.
550
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,459
I WONDER IF HE'S SELF-INSURED.
551
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:35,267
SHH. BE EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS.
552
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,517
THE MATHTER HAS MANY
TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVE,
553
00:17:36,462 --> 00:17:40,882
AND OUR NEXT STEP COULD
VERY WELL BE OUR LAST.
554
00:17:43,126 --> 00:17:44,375
YOU SO ASKED FOR THIS.
555
00:17:44,323 --> 00:17:45,163
WE NEED A SHIELD.
556
00:17:45,129 --> 00:17:47,287
USE RON. WHAT? HEY, AAH!
557
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:50,826
AAH! AAH!
558
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:55,963
NOW, THE LAST HALLWAY
DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD.
559
00:17:55,853 --> 00:17:56,853
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
560
00:17:56,811 --> 00:17:58,269
HEGO. ROLL RON AFTER MY LEAD.
561
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,207
MR. S., STICK WITH THE BIG GUY.
GOT IT.
562
00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:01,703
RUFUS, DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO.
563
00:18:01,636 --> 00:18:03,016
MM-HMM!
564
00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:12,832
Kim: THE CALCU-LASER!
565
00:18:12,773 --> 00:18:14,692
Ron: LOOK!
IT'S IN A BUBBLE, TOO!
566
00:18:14,612 --> 00:18:16,611
COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO
CHANGE RON BACK TO NORMAL
567
00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:19,067
BEFORE THE MATHTER
MAKES AN APPEARANCE.
568
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:21,246
WELCOME!
569
00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:23,399
I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
570
00:18:23,307 --> 00:18:26,766
NOW WE CAN CONTINUE OUR
LITTLE NUMBERS GAME.
571
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,909
OK, ONE MORE LAME-O
MATH REFERENCE
572
00:18:27,855 --> 00:18:28,974
AND I'M GOING TO LOSE IT!
573
00:18:28,928 --> 00:18:30,847
PERHAPS I CAN ENLIGHTEN YOU
574
00:18:30,766 --> 00:18:33,105
WITH MY FLASH CARDS!
575
00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:35,127
LET ME GUESS.
576
00:18:35,918 --> 00:18:38,248
YEP. THAT WAS MY GUESS.
577
00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:44,836
AAH!
578
00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:46,699
GAME'S OVER, MATHTER.
579
00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:48,022
MINUS THAT, GIRLIE.
580
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:49,344
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
581
00:18:49,286 --> 00:18:52,075
WHAT YOU'VE FAILED TO REALIZE
582
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:52,868
IS THAT WE ARE STANDING
583
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:57,748
IN THE CULMINATION OF
MY MATHEMATICAL GENIUS!
584
00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:00,209
THE INFINITY DOME!
585
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,466
IN THIS EXPERIMENTAL COGNITIVE
ENERGY REDOUBLING CHAMBER,
586
00:19:03,324 --> 00:19:05,113
CEREBRAL PULSATIONS
AND THOUGHT WAVES
587
00:19:05,038 --> 00:19:06,327
CAN BE EXPONENTIALLY INTENSIFIED
588
00:19:06,274 --> 00:19:08,273
TO FORM LETHAL
STREAMS OF ENERGY!
589
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,238
DOH, RIGHT. WHAT?
590
00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:14,063
HE CAN TURN HIS TWISTED-MATH
MIND INTO A WEAPON, RONALD.
591
00:19:13,858 --> 00:19:14,198
VERY GOOD.
592
00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:17,552
NOW, WHO AMONGST YOU DARES
TO CHALLENGE THE MATHTER
593
00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:17,830
AT HIS OWN GAME?
594
00:19:17,814 --> 00:19:21,222
SORRY. I PREFER TO DO THINGS
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
595
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:22,417
KIM! NO!
596
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,230
AAH!
597
00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:25,481
HA HA HA HA
598
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,094
THAT WAS SO CUTE. TOO EASY!
599
00:19:27,025 --> 00:19:29,234
NOBODY IS WORTHY TO
STAND IN THE SAME
600
00:19:29,141 --> 00:19:32,520
EXPERIMENTAL COGNITIVE
ENERGY REDOUBLING CHAMBER
601
00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:34,417
AS THE MATHTER.
602
00:19:34,331 --> 00:19:37,030
PREPARE TO BE SUBTRACTED!
603
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:39,795
AH, EXCUSE ME.
I'LL TAKE THAT CHALLENGE.
604
00:19:39,674 --> 00:19:40,554
DAD, NO!
605
00:19:40,518 --> 00:19:43,516
RONALD,
CRUNCHING NUMBERS IS WHAT I DO.
606
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:47,009
HO! AND WHAT KIND
OF HERO ARE YOU?
607
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,645
I'M NO HERO.
608
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:51,450
I'M ACTUARY OF THE YEAR.
609
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,159
OK, DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
610
00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:05,422
YOUR DAD HAD IT IN HIM?
611
00:20:05,366 --> 00:20:06,076
NO, BUT THEN AGAIN,
612
00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:08,585
WHO KNEW WE'D BE FACING
A CRAZED MATH VILLAIN?
613
00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:11,068
YEP. SO CONVENIENT.
614
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,908
AAAHHH!
615
00:20:13,784 --> 00:20:16,913
SEE? THEY SHOULD TOTALLY
TEACH THIS WAY IN TRIG.
616
00:20:16,781 --> 00:20:17,860
TOTALLY.
617
00:20:17,815 --> 00:20:19,815
AAH! AAH!
618
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:26,764
COME ON, DAD! YOU ARE A HERO!
619
00:20:27,439 --> 00:20:29,729
AAH!
620
00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:36,586
HOW? HOW WERE YOU EVER ABLE
TO CALCULATE MY EVERY MOVE?
621
00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:38,542
IT WAS EASY. I DID THE MATH.
622
00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:40,530
BRACKETS!
623
00:20:40,443 --> 00:20:41,063
BOO-YAH, DAD!
624
00:20:41,038 --> 00:20:44,666
WAY TO TEACH THE BAD GUY
A LESSON STOPPABLE STYLE!
625
00:20:44,513 --> 00:20:47,383
SPEAKING OF STOPPABLE STYLE...
626
00:20:48,104 --> 00:20:51,024
LET'S SEE IF I CAN GET
THIS THING TO WORK.
627
00:20:51,972 --> 00:20:53,261
HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT!
628
00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:54,796
WHOA! OH, YEAH.
629
00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:56,179
HEY, THAT'S NICE. HA HA.
630
00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:57,079
I WAS STARTING TO THINK
631
00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:59,037
I'D NEVER GET TO DO THAT AGAIN.
632
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,622
[GIGGLES]
633
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:00,972
HEY, BUDDY!
634
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:04,613
YOU KNOW, FROM NOW ON,
NO HAMSTER BALLS FOR EITHER OF US!
635
00:21:04,459 --> 00:21:04,799
MM-HMM!
636
00:21:04,786 --> 00:21:07,444
WELL,
I GUESS I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
637
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,081
AND DON'T WORRY, RON.
638
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:09,050
AS SOON AS THIS
MESS IS CLEARED UP,
639
00:21:09,009 --> 00:21:10,387
I'LL BE MORE THAN
HAPPY TO HELP YOU
640
00:21:10,329 --> 00:21:11,538
WITH THE REST OF YOUR PAPER.
641
00:21:11,488 --> 00:21:12,358
SORRY, HEGO.
642
00:21:12,322 --> 00:21:13,820
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I FOUND MYSELF
643
00:21:13,757 --> 00:21:15,216
A NEW SUBJECT FOR MY PAPER.
644
00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:17,324
YOU MEAN IT? I'LL GET MY CAPE!
645
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:20,892
NO CAPES!
646
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:24,737
INTERESTING REPORT YOU'VE
TURNED IN THERE, STOPPABLE.
647
00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:25,987
YOUR DAD, AKA "HERO,"
648
00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:30,047
IS A MEMBER OF THE
MIDDLETON SEARCH AND RESCUE?
649
00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,253
YEP. ALSO VOLUNTEERS
650
00:21:31,195 --> 00:21:33,354
AT THE LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT.
AFFIRMATIVE.
651
00:21:33,263 --> 00:21:36,852
AND WHILE IN THE CONFINES
OF A CERTAIN INFINITY DOME,
652
00:21:36,701 --> 00:21:38,450
HE CAN CONVERT PURE
MATHEMATICAL THOUGHT
653
00:21:38,377 --> 00:21:41,246
INTO BLASTS OF ENERGY THAT
FIRE OUT OF HIS SKULL?
654
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,794
YEAH. IT'S AN ACTUARY THING.
655
00:21:43,682 --> 00:21:44,222
I SEE.
656
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,409
YOUR DAD ROCKS! A-PLUS!
657
00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:51,009
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