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Ted offered you a drink.
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My God,
did you actually do it?
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Yes.
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Do you always do the same thing?
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Well babe, remember
my first drink?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Are you okay?
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I mean I'd be stumbling too
if I had to wear those heels.
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We're gonna go.
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Whoa, hey, oh God.
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Look why don't we just find
somewhere for you to lie down,
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how about that?
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Come with me.
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Stan, get down
here it's important!
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Is everything okay, is your
concussion acting up again?
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Everything is in
a word, bodacious.
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I'm Tendering this town
to Dante's second, third,
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and fourth dimensions of hell.
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So this self proclaimed stud
on my emerging markets team
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tried to talk me into Bumble,
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last week he had four matches,
each described herself
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as administrative assistant.
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And so I asked him
what kind of assistant
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to what kind of
administration is that?
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Turns out they were all hookers.
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Of course, sexual entrepreneur ship’s
a booming business
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in the VC space.
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So he messaged them
all saying what's up?
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And they replied with a link
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and it wasn't to a Facebook
page, it was to a Fuckbook page.
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What's up, who says
that, I mean besides you?
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I didn't come to Gotham
to pay for herpes alright,
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when it's free as
air in West Virginia.
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Please a V is a V.
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And HIV is HIV.
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Yeah but if everyone has AIDS
then no one has AIDS right?
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In other news, I am meeting
up with a girl named
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Tiffany tonight.
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Tiffany, that
sounds very promising.
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Can I go back to
my room now please?
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I get about an hour a
month to write, honestly.
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No, you live under my roof,
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that means you follow my
rules, you're coming with.
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Oops, I'm not
dressed appropriately,
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looks like you're gonna have
to go without me, it's okay.
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- No, no, no.
- No, no, no, no.
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You're not doing
this again, okay?
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Nine months ago because
I felt sorry for you
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and your preventible ass, I
let you move into this place.
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And the only time that
you've come out with me
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was alumni weekend, and
I remember you had fun.
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You may not think that you
had fun, but I remember,
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you had fun.
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That was your definition of fun?
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Because if I remember correctly
you guys vanished on me
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after an hour, I had
to spend 60 bucks
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on the campus bus driver to
take me back to the Motel 6,
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which was awful, so I
think your friends suck,
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no offense though.
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No offense, please,
no offense taken.
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My friends do suck but at
least they're interesting.
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What about you huh?
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Big writer, tell me something,
what are you writing about?
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You don't do anything.
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All you do is sit back there
in that closet of yours.
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Closet you put me in.
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God.
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I'm gonna ask it, who's
the girl, who's Tiffany?
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She is an assistant,
in what else?
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Marketing.
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Woman’s work, 21st century
update of stitching quilts.
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I work at like a app
yeah, and like our office
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looks straight down at
Diane von Furstenberg
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which is like amazing,
obviously, the coolest.
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Let me tell you
something, on your dates
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if you actually asked
these girls questions
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other than which room
at the Metropolitan Club
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they wanna get married in,
you'd learn pretty quickly
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that they're a lot
smarter than you are.
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Metropolitan Club, look at you!
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The point is I understand
dating apps and I retain
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the perfect profile
because of it.
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For instance,
here's a photo of me
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with an African child.
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I didn't know
you went to Africa?
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I didn't, that's my maid's kid.
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So you're a fraud
and a liar, that's nice.
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What do you have to
offer, huh, big shot?
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You and your toothy grin
on your family farm,
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All American Gothic,
holding a giant scissors.
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It's called a scythe.
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Whatever, if dating
apps were repining mothers
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you'd kill it, the problem is I'm a Chad,
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you're a Stanley.
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Hey don't call me Stanley,
please, I've told you!
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Girls they see your name
and they immediately think of
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a guy in a white button
down who wants to
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talk about his favorite
evangelist, it's not sexy.
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While you're trying to
triangulate your Facebook link
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to multi-ethnic trimber
within 10 blocks
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I bet you I can discover a
girl worthy of our attention
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before you and do it
the old fashion way.
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Yeah, no apps, no
Rwandan huskies,
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you know just me being me,
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Guinness Book of World Record's,
Greatest Guy of All Time.
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You're on.
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No.
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Yes!
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Yes, yes, you Mr. Writer,
Stan, you are a writer,
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you need to have an experience.
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This will be an experience,
have this experience.
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And if you come I'll
have Tiffany bring her.
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Guinness Book of World's
Record, Greatest Girl.
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Fine, fine, I'll get
changed, how 'bout that?
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Yes!
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This is gonna be the greatest
night of your life, I promise.
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And please just put those
jeans on that I got you
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for your birthday, they
make your ass look great.
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God, please
don't do that again.
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10 minutes!
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God I hate Union Square.
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Leave the Upper East
Side to come to this
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bridge and tunnel shit
hole, it'd be great
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if you're a dental
assistant from Nayack.
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We're gonna end up
going downtown anyway.
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Why not just commit, go
all the way downtown?
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It's just a quick six down.
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Please don't ever
say that again.
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Trey, my boy!
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Chadwick!
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Get over here.
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Come here you.
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- Tickle, tickle, tickle.
- Tickle, tickle, tickle.
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Boy you are a stud.
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What's up man?
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Good to see you buddy,
hey good to see ya.
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Good to see you too.
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I haven't touched my hair.
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Let's get you caught up,
yeah let's take some shots.
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Paige got us a table at Up
and Down so we're gonna get
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a little more sauced and
then head on down there.
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Sauced, sounds good.
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Where are your parents?
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My pops is in Beijing
destroying the yuan.
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For me Chinese currency
is all a big yuan.
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Get it?
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Mm hmm, no I get it.
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Where are my, this is Maddie,
and Paige, lovely humans.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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Two of my faves.
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Yeah, very pretty,
Trey I love your place,
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it's fantastic,
Thank you, thank you.
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Especially your
deck, it's so big.
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Stanley, you like my deck?
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Big, oversized, - oh no not like
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- I was joking.
- Massive deck.
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Thank you, thank you.
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A little homosexual
Stanley, but you know what?
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Let's take some shots, get
some liquor in the system,
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there we are.
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Hard alcohol?
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Hard alcohol buddy boy,
it'll go down smooth,
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I promise you.
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Okay.
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Not as smooth as my deck.
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Here we are ladies.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Hey Cheers.
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Cheers.
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Careful there.
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That's nice, burns the pipe.
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Alright gentlemen,
have a good time.
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Alright ladies have a good time.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me, sorry,
hi, we're on the list
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Adrian knows we're coming.
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Sorry.
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- We have a table.
- Not on the list.
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You didn't even ask my name.
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Can you please tell
Adrian that Paige is here?
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Nah.
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Why the hell not?
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'Cause you got like
five guys and five girls
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and I don't need no
more dicks in the club.
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Don't clubs ever
want good looking guys
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to attract good looking
girls, am I right?
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No, they don't,
then I would get in.
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Hey people, how you doing there?
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Nice to see you, I'm
homeless I got no money.
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Can you guys do
something about it?
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I even got papers
here to prove it,
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I'm totally homeless.
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Yeah, yeah, let me guess,
you're also a Vietnam Vet.
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Yeah that's right,
what about you?
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Whoa, hey.
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You ever been overseas?
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What the fuck!
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You ever fought in a war?
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Buddy, buddy here.
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And they call me a bum!
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No thank you you keep
it, you're a good guy.
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I'm sorry.
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This piece of
shit over here, scum bag,
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- douche bag.
- I know he is.
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He's a scum bag, you're right.
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- A fucking asshole.
- Fuck 'em where they breathe.
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You know what man I've had
enough tonight, I'm leaving,
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I'm out of here.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm leaving man.
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Stan, don't leave,
don't leave, don't leave.
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Say sorry, say sorry!
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Sorry Stanley.
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He's fucking sorry,
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- It's okay, I just.
- He's very sorry.
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Look, if you come in
with me, I'll blow you.
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You are so weird.
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Yeah you obviously
didn't consider that
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before you felated me.
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My God,
ew, that was like what,
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sophomore summer?
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Yeah well nobody forgets
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their first Madison
Square Park beej, Maddie.
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Hey fuck this, here buddy.
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Hey, what, what?
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Yeah, we're going in, open
the fucking rope, let's go!
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Right welcome.
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Thank you.
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Have a good time.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Let's get it started!
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I'll just do like a vodka soda.
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Thanks.
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Very festive.
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So when you're out in the
city do you ever feel like
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you're at a Georgetown
reunion or something?
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00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,660
What?
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I was just looking
around and I thought that.
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How would you know
I went to Georgetown?
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I don't know you.
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I didn't I, okay, well.
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Where'd you go to school?
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I went to WVU.
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What's that mean?
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It's a university, not like lol.
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Yeah, isn't
that like a hospital?
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Yeah you're right it
is, Western Veterans U.
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Brother college to WHD,
Woman’s House of Detention,
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great mixers if you
know what I mean.
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You don't?
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No, that's great.
256
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Great time, I'm
having a great time.
257
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Sorry, thank you.
258
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I'm 0 for two.
259
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I'm shocked.
260
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,915
Tiffany and her friend
are gonna meet us here,
261
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hopefully she's
whatever it is you like.
262
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,520
Please we both know
the only reason I'm here
263
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:09,954
is to distract her, right?
264
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,857
So you and little miss
intern can hook up, huh?
265
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,995
Jesus, where are
they by the way?
266
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,897
Women!
267
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,467
They're all the same,
whether it's the first date
268
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,469
or the 50th they
never come on time.
269
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,505
And who's fault is
that Speedy Gonzalez?
270
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,144
The problem with our
friend Stan here is
271
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he's sensitive, he's sweet.
272
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,018
He's naive, he's romantic.
273
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,188
He doesn't realize there's
a precedent in place.
274
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,022
Right?
275
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,223
Party hard in college,
276
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work pre Emancipation
Proclamation hours
277
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for four years at a big bank.
278
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,128
Then you go to a hedge fund
279
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where you're mass
of the plantation.
280
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,034
Then at 32 find some
desperate 27 year old
281
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,937
who realizes her last
five years at B.B.D. & O
282
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were a giant waste of
time and all she wants
283
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,141
is a ring, your parents
place in Florida,
284
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,542
and your fucking sperm.
285
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,078
You know what?
286
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,080
Before you know it all the
marry-able women will be taken,
287
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,615
and you'll be left
sitting at you desk
288
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,851
with a terminal case
of quantitative easing.
289
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,118
Woo!
290
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,587
You should've been a writer.
291
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,455
Chad, hi.
292
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,523
Hey - Tiffany.
293
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,024
- Tiffany.
- Nice to meet you.
294
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:20,859
Hey.
295
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,126
Hi.
296
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:22,961
You wanna get in.
297
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:23,995
Hi.
298
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:24,997
Hi.
299
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,166
You can sit here.
300
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,934
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
301
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,970
Hey how you doing?
302
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,971
Have a drink?
303
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,072
Yes.
304
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,113
Are you actually
texting someone on that?
305
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,551
You've learned the
ancient feminine trick
306
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:51,623
of the fake text to seem
busy, my armor has vanished.
307
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,658
No it wasn't aimed at you
308
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,427
but why do people
do that anyway?
309
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,162
They can't stand the idea
310
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,965
that someone might see
them standing alone.
311
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,700
It's kind of like when
you're in a elevator
312
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,003
with someone now and days,
no one has the fortitude
313
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,338
to just stand there in silence,
314
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,108
or maybe even strike
up a conversation,
315
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,944
everyone just goes
straight to their phones.
316
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,045
And guess what?
317
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,215
There's no cell service
in a elevator of course,
318
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:21,653
so unless you're playing
Bejazzle you're lying, right?
319
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:22,721
Well Tiffany,
320
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:24,488
I don't know what the
fuck they're talking about
321
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,624
but I'm ready to leave, you?
322
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,492
Yeah let's go.
323
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,559
Okay yeah.
324
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,931
That went flawlessly.
325
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,499
She's good, he's gonna like her.
326
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,641
Have we met before?
327
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,444
Good one.
328
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,715
Look I better just get
this out of the way now.
329
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,952
The only reason I came here
tonight was to wing Chad.
330
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,221
So I figured I'd just clear
the air before we get married
331
00:15:57,223 --> 00:16:01,125
and have kids, and I tell my
parents, this whole thing, so.
332
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,329
So this isn't your usual
stomping ground is it?
333
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,531
You caught me, the Dave
and Buster's was on the right
334
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:07,533
and I turned left,
335
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,436
but I definitely would
not of picked this place.
336
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,603
Right, 'cause you prefer
337
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,739
some place more
quiet and intimate.
338
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,108
Absolutely anywhere
but here, yeah.
339
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,478
I know of somewhere we can go.
340
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,055
Okay here we go this extra step.
341
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,359
Wow.
342
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:01,786
How?
343
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,254
Isn't it cute in here?
344
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,356
Very pink, my
grandma would love it.
345
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,225
You should bring
her here next time.
346
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,362
Hi.
347
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,397
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
348
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,566
Wow these
drinks are Yankees puns,
349
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,068
that's amazing.
350
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,136
They are.
351
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,170
Have you decided?
352
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:24,675
He'll have a Murderer's
Row, and I'll have a Bambino.
353
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,810
Thank you.
354
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,350
I just realized I
don't know your name.
355
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,820
My god, you
don't, my name is Stan.
356
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,488
Nice to meet you,
what's your name.
357
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,424
You too, I'm Caroline.
358
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,093
Caroline, that's a great name.
359
00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,995
But it's a deal breaker I can't
go out with any Carolines,
360
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:44,829
it's crazy.
361
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,948
God, should I leave?
362
00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:49,066
I'm teasing, I'm teasing,
I'm teasing, stay please.
363
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:50,702
If you twist my arm.
364
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,074
So what do you and
your friend do?
365
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,510
Chad, he crunches numbers
and much to my chagrin so do I.
366
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,181
You don't strike
me as a finance guy.
367
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,216
Well I'm not, I'm
not, but I'll admit,
368
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,151
and you won't see too
many people can see this,
369
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,520
but before you file me under
douche bag I will admit
370
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:14,192
that I grew up poor, and
rural, and I didn't like it.
371
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,830
Well that's a first
step, what about Chad?
372
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,232
What about Chad?
373
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,501
Chad came into finance
for the same reason
374
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,837
all people born rich
still go into finance.
375
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:28,306
As Babe Paley once
said, "You can never be"
376
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,441
"too rich or too thin."
377
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,710
Wow, look at you and
here I thought I knew
378
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,745
every witty quote in
the book, but I thought
379
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,314
that was Wallis Simpson.
380
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,815
Its a common
error, they were both
381
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,884
very rich and very thin.
382
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,153
Touche.
383
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,855
- Wow.
- Thank you.
384
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,491
Look at these gender neutral
drinks, these are amazing.
385
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:48,893
Should we cheers?
386
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,328
Yeah, cheers.
387
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,234
Anyway, Chad's a finance
guy because it'll let you
388
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,170
talk fast without actually
having to sound smart.
389
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,173
So you can Uber and eat
for free, and in time
390
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,575
you love to pay
retail, you can finally
391
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,511
stop pretending you
actually read Moby Dick,
392
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,012
and that anyone
who did is a loser,
393
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,314
and you're not one of those
because you have a Black Card
394
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,083
and a Brioni suit,
you're rich, right?
395
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:19,690
Yeah, so why are you
so clearly dissatisfied?
396
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,228
Does it show on my face?
397
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,164
All over, mm hmm.
398
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,234
No I think that we
all have baselines
399
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,937
and even if you won the
Mega Millions jackpot
400
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,438
you're eventually
going to return
401
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,641
to your baseline level of
happiness and still make
402
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,410
the same fundamental mistakes
that you've always made.
403
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,346
I don't know.
404
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,550
I wanna question you on that.
405
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,218
Too cynical for you?
406
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,954
A little bit, I'm not so
sure about what you just said.
407
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:51,890
Friends.
408
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:58,829
Yes you friends, your report I
has caught our collective ear
409
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,834
why don't you come and
join us, in fact I insist.
410
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,604
Gentle sir knight,
what is thy name?
411
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,375
Well my name is
Kentavious my fair lady.
412
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,679
Kentavious.
413
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,547
Let's go over there.
414
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,217
You wanna go,
do you know those people?
415
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,651
I like what we're
doing right here.
416
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:24,589
No I do too, but let's
do something unexpected,
417
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:28,492
let's do something
spontaneous, don't worry,
418
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:29,994
we can hold hands.
419
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,295
Promise?
420
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,801
Come on let's go.
421
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:37,803
Okay.
422
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,411
Please.
423
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,655
Evening, I'm Oliver Smithson.
424
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,426
I'm Stan, just Stan.
425
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,828
Just Caroline.
426
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,864
Just indeed, indeed.
427
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,171
Maxime, Soo.
428
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,705
Well isn't this
just about as diverse
429
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,641
as the cover of a college
admissions pamphlet?
430
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,409
But our hearts are
as lily white as that
431
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,344
of a Massachusetts puritan.
432
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,546
And who would the
most astringent puritan be?
433
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,315
Why Jonathan
Edwards but of course.
434
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,517
Good choice, Sinners
in the Hands of an Angry God,
435
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,754
not to be confused with John
Kerry's sinful running mate.
436
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,657
Who are the angry God
and the sinner, you?
437
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,392
Or are we the sinners?
438
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,960
To address your point Stan.
439
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,361
Not really point,
440
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:39,830
just a stab at a bad
joke to cut the tension.
441
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,534
To address your diversity
point the debutante era
442
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:46,304
is far behind us now and
I for one am grateful
443
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,339
to be admitted into
a good college.
444
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,875
My sainted parents
would be so proud of me.
445
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:54,745
While some may think
that the diversity fight
446
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,082
has been largely fought
and won, unbeknownst to you
447
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,085
there have been not one,
but two nuclear fall outs
448
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,453
from their struggles.
449
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,489
Does this resonate with you?
450
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:10,461
Well more people
are speaking up
451
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,213
and holding others accountable,
452
00:22:12,214 --> 00:22:14,164
and people don't like
being held accountable.
453
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,467
So then there's the
backlash, and you end up with
454
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,003
the Alt-Right, the fine
moral republic of Twitter.
455
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,339
Most people get the first one.
456
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,441
What's the second?
457
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,943
I see in my mind's eye
just such a circular turning
458
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:29,447
of the earth returning
to a time where the best
459
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,049
like all conviction
where the worst
460
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,418
are full of
passionate intensity.
461
00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:40,391
Alright help him out,
let's get to the point.
462
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:44,462
Alright then, take
dear Kentavious here,
463
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,798
how do you feel about judging
people you just met Stan?
464
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,800
Well I.
465
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,703
When Kentavious was
growing up he was an odd mix
466
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,474
of shyness, resentment,
and explosiveness.
467
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:59,877
And when he could
advert what did he do?
468
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:04,782
He started a Quebec
separatist movement in Denver.
469
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:11,956
Well I guess that Kentavious
470
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,392
began calling
himself a republican
471
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,927
in order to neutralize
the race issue
472
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,531
with his classmates at Amherst?
473
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:23,601
Close, at Whitehall.
474
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,002
Bravo Stan.
475
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:28,506
So Stanley what exactly
is it that you do?
476
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,942
The whole finance thing.
477
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:35,513
How disappointing I
was under the impression that
478
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:38,716
there was gonna be so much
more to you than just that.
479
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,152
What do you really wanna do?
480
00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:43,754
I'd like to be a writer.
481
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,456
What kind of writing?
482
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,625
Just stuff that I write
home alone by myself really.
483
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,693
Well you're a writer
at a table of readers,
484
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,896
so please read for us.
485
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,431
No, no, it's
really nothing more.
486
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,767
It's writing home about,
you know what I'm saying?
487
00:23:56,769 --> 00:24:00,004
Maybe later then, so
Caroline, what do you do?
488
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,639
I'm an assistant
curator at the Met.
489
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:02,641
Really?
490
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:04,975
What period?
491
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:08,879
Early 20th Century American,
like the American Realists.
492
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:12,216
Well why don't you name a
few for us, so we can nod along
493
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:16,487
and reply with a-ha, mm,
yes, as if we knew exactly
494
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,122
who you was talking
about all along.
495
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,691
Don't worry about it,
honestly other than Hopper
496
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,561
it's pretty much overlooked,
you barely even learn about it
497
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,529
in a survey course.
498
00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:28,899
Johnson's History of
Art, I bought mine used,
499
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,968
every line
highlighted in yellow.
500
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,337
Well if every line's highlighted
no line is highlighted,
501
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:34,572
am I right?
502
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,750
We have an appointment
that is soon approaching.
503
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,724
Here, let's see.
504
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:59,597
I got some ones, some,
oh that's my Trip card.
505
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,899
Hold on, I swear.
506
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:06,036
Stan, Stan the man, you
adorable phoenix fox you,
507
00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:07,771
what do you think you're doing?
508
00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:09,006
Well I was gonna just.
509
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,108
No, no, you're our
guy, put it away.
510
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:15,646
Thank you.
511
00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:22,686
No Oliver, I'm gonna
pay for this one.
512
00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:25,656
That's very
generous of you Kentavious.
513
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:26,658
Mm hmm.
514
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,293
You guys are awesome.
515
00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:07,731
Whoa.
516
00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,904
Where are we?
517
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,640
I have a feeling
we're not in Kansas anymore.
518
00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:20,578
Welcome.
519
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,112
Thank you.
520
00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,182
To the night!
521
00:26:58,184 --> 00:26:59,750
To the night.
522
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:04,288
Absinthe, and anything else?
523
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,725
Champagne cocktails
all around my dear miss.
524
00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:11,295
A tower of bubbles to
the fathomless abyss.
525
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,766
Hey, hey, thank you.
526
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:18,736
Nice.
527
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:27,044
Who are you guys, like
for real, I don't get it?
528
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,781
Come on Stan, drink.
529
00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:33,250
Alright, to the night.
530
00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:38,355
Good evening, and good morning
531
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:43,327
to all you degenerates
of the dark.
532
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:47,965
My name is Marguerite,
but you can call me Mom.
533
00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:53,237
My slaves shall bountifully
pour limited addition liquor.
534
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,907
Upon the glass fortress.
535
00:27:56,909 --> 00:28:01,912
It is a token of the time we
spent in Sir Stan's company.
536
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,848
Cheers to Stan.
537
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,351
To Stan.
538
00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,886
Cheers to you.
539
00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:11,388
I so wish that the
divine intervention
540
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:14,124
that brought us together
will be fruitful,
541
00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:16,794
it seems like only
moments ago that we met,
542
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:21,865
and yet somehow I feel like
I know everything about you.
543
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:25,436
To Stan!
544
00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:26,804
To Stan!
545
00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:42,953
Okay, you're telling
me this is our guy?
546
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,926
Yeah, it has to be.
547
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,033
You need to leave now.
548
00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:13,851
Right.
549
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,119
You okay?
550
00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:17,454
Yeah, I'm fine thank you.
551
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,824
Stan read something that
you've written for us.
552
00:29:20,826 --> 00:29:23,327
No, no, no, I don't have
anything on me at the moment.
553
00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:24,828
Really?
554
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:25,796
Yeah.
555
00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:26,530
What's this then?
556
00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:28,799
Hey, that's my journal.
557
00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:33,137
Alright you read us
something out of that journal
558
00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:37,975
and Caroline will give you
a kiss, won't you Caroline?
559
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:41,912
I'd love to hear
something you've written.
560
00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:42,914
See?
561
00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:47,484
Maybe when I find my
voice, I just like to observe
562
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,219
what makes the people
in my office tick.
563
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:52,356
I just try to describe it,
which is no small challenge
564
00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,558
I assure you, it's
like studying plants
565
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,894
by going to the Antarctic.
566
00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:00,531
Come on please, will
you read something for me?
567
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,935
Not when you twist
my arm like that.
568
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:07,070
I'll just read this
thing I wrote about the.
569
00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:10,541
C suite execs going down to
the boardroom the other Monday.
570
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,546
How they would rampage if
there were no constraint.
571
00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:18,916
If it weren't for their eyes
constantly reminding them
572
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,884
they would see but
themselves in a vacuum.
573
00:30:20,886 --> 00:30:24,121
Once mesmerized by
Tantalos on the bank,
574
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:26,490
now pulled by
Narcissus in the water,
575
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:28,225
room for only one in the boat.
576
00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:33,030
Filled with thunderous angst
that since their not the leader
577
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:36,900
they would happily kill all
until only one was left.
578
00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:38,368
We'll the meter is a bit rough.
579
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:40,938
It's very nice.
580
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:41,972
Thank you.
581
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:49,546
You're angst reminds
me of someone I know.
582
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,016
Kentavious, what do you think?
583
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:00,524
I need to have a word with you.
584
00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:04,596
Now.
585
00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,364
Excuse us for a moment.
586
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,536
What are we waiting for?
587
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,271
We need to get this
interview started now,
588
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:16,907
instead of letting
him go back and forth.
589
00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:17,641
You kidding me?
590
00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:19,142
You believe this guy did it?
591
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,579
That's what we're
here to figure out.
592
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:25,582
Even if he takes the bait
that doesn't prove anything
593
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:28,585
with your sister, okay,
this is a terrible idea.
594
00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:32,990
No, it's not a idea
anymore, this is happening.
595
00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:45,068
Please tell me we didn't
miss anything too exciting?
596
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,004
Caroline, did you fulfill
597
00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,939
your end of the
bargain yet with Stan?
598
00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:50,941
No.
599
00:31:51,944 --> 00:31:53,010
No yet.
600
00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:19,269
Inhale slave, inhale bondsman.
601
00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,472
Inhale little boy.
602
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:29,947
Try some more for good measure.
603
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:45,462
This is the stuff that elevated
604
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,731
some of your deceased mentors.
605
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,737
Do you know why I
brought you here?
606
00:32:57,977 --> 00:32:59,443
So you're a mute, great.
607
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,148
I figured places
like this existed,
608
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,516
but I never knew for sure.
609
00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:12,255
And now that you do,
doesn't that excite you?
610
00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:15,592
Hold on let me guess, you're
not exactly the creative type?
611
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,160
No, no, no, I am, I just.
612
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:20,230
I just, I just I haven't
taken the creative leap yet!
613
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:25,302
I've heard it 1,000 times
Stan, boo hoo, loser.
614
00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:35,212
Why hasn't Maxime said anything?
615
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:37,414
We thought it was
best to escort her
616
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,316
away from all the hubbub.
617
00:33:39,318 --> 00:33:41,618
Put her to sleep, almost
618
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:45,088
as if she's had a little
too much to drink.
619
00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,423
Serves her right.
620
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,726
She's okay though?
621
00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:52,696
Well okay is a
broad term, alive yes.
622
00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,064
Will she live, yes.
623
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:56,500
Is she okay though?
624
00:33:56,502 --> 00:34:00,103
Well I'm not sure about
that, but she really
625
00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:01,371
is something isn't she?
626
00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:05,875
I hadn't really formed
an opinion of her,
627
00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:08,045
I just met her
about two hours ago.
628
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,347
Two hours ago!
629
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:16,053
You're funny, Maxime
liked that about you.
630
00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:20,424
She told me 1,000 times,
what is it you think you need
631
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:24,061
to take that so
called creative leap?
632
00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:28,298
That is to be the creative
person you think you really are?
633
00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:33,770
Experiences like this,
as my roommate Chad
634
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,173
repeatedly reiterates to me.
635
00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:40,110
Your roommate Chad,
as if I don't know Chad.
636
00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:44,214
How do you know
Chad, is he here?
637
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,150
What else do you need?
638
00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:54,257
I need one motivating idea.
639
00:34:56,328 --> 00:34:59,129
One that will hold up
under repeated examination.
640
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,266
One that will cook, brew
641
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:06,436
and result in a
product that has value
642
00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:12,142
and will eventually be
recognized as beautiful,
643
00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:14,244
even if no one
knows who wrote it.
644
00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:19,316
Yes, such a form as
Grecian godsmiths make
645
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:22,886
to keep a drowsy emperor awake.
646
00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:26,756
What if I told you that I was
here to help make that happen?
647
00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:29,292
To sort of goose you along?
648
00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:33,196
The people at this club
are well connected,
649
00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:36,166
and here to help you get
all that you deserve.
650
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:40,871
But of course you must
first pass their test.
651
00:35:40,873 --> 00:35:43,673
Wait a minute, what test?
652
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,208
Where's Caroline?
653
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:49,913
I don't know a Caroline,
Maxime on the other hand
654
00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:52,182
I mean look at her, oof.
655
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:56,853
No, no, no, Caroline,
Caroline, the woman
656
00:35:56,855 --> 00:36:00,157
with the light brown hair
sitting next to me at the table.
657
00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:02,592
I dream of genie with
the light brown hair,
658
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:08,298
only two syllables in genie
and Caroline has three.
659
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,933
So there is no Caroline,
660
00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:12,235
only genie with the
light brown hair.
661
00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:19,576
Alright guys he's drifting,
I need you to keep him
662
00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:20,677
focused on Maxime.
663
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,381
Doesn't Maxime turn you on?
664
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,288
Well she is a beautiful woman.
665
00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:36,426
Ooh, what an innocent way to
express what you really feel.
666
00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:37,961
My mom would love you.
667
00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:42,432
Describe what you find
beautiful about her.
668
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,572
Her lips are so.
669
00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:51,441
No not like that, speak
as you would in your first
670
00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:52,842
best-selling novel.
671
00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:57,348
Shh.
672
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:04,921
Where's Caroline?
673
00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,289
No, Maxime!
674
00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:11,728
I don't want verbalized psycho
babble I want you to dictate
675
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,564
what you want from
her right now,
676
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:18,768
go.
677
00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:20,837
He doesn't belong here.
678
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:23,340
Sure he does, look at him.
679
00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:26,309
This didn't work before,
it's not gonna work now.
680
00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:28,378
Now we're gonna get
down to the truth.
681
00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:33,683
Maxime told me that
she really liked you.
682
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,820
That she was you were
with another woman
683
00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:40,390
but she wanted you, so why not?
684
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:48,615
She's not going to tell.
685
00:37:48,616 --> 00:37:50,132
Caroline's the first
thing in New York
686
00:37:50,134 --> 00:37:51,969
my parents would
be proud of me for.
687
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,837
I don't understand,
688
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,506
why isn't Stan taking it?
689
00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:59,476
Because your method is fucked,
it doesn't prove anything,
690
00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:00,777
he's not our guy.
691
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:04,681
Yes he is, it's
definitely your guy.
692
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,622
I remember him, his
face, he was there.
693
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:20,364
Fine!
694
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:25,068
We could've had something,
and not just you and Maxime,
695
00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:29,306
me too, we would've given
ourselves to you tonight.
696
00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:34,044
No one would've known,
you've got one last chance
697
00:38:34,046 --> 00:38:36,980
and then I'm gone, or is
it that I'm not your type?
698
00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:39,416
No.
699
00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:41,685
Well that too.
700
00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:44,688
I see, you want a
submissive bitch who takes it
701
00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:46,623
any way you give it to her.
702
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,758
Maxime's the very apex
of submissive right now,
703
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,561
you don't see me jumping
at the opportunity.
704
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:54,764
No, you can't stay
apex or submissive,
705
00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:58,868
because apex means highest
or culminating point,
706
00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:01,771
and submissive comes from,
707
00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:05,642
that means lowering,
so you got it wrong.
708
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:10,980
What you meant to say is
the optima of submissive,
709
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:11,982
didn't you?
710
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:13,851
Didn't you?
711
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:16,587
I don't.
712
00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:27,497
I didn't know why I
had been brought there,
713
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:29,666
but I should have.
714
00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:45,615
Congratulations Stan.
715
00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:50,787
Are you Kentavious' friends?
716
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:54,891
'Cause he's a swell chap.
717
00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,396
We were wondering something,
718
00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:01,498
amongst ourselves so to speak.
719
00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:06,169
Would you happen to be familiar
with the name Alison Kane?
720
00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:08,606
Who?
721
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:12,409
Who expostulate what
majesty should be,
722
00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:13,743
but beauty is.
723
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,513
Why day is day, and night
is night, and time is time
724
00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:19,182
but be nothing but to
waste night, day, and time.
725
00:40:21,453 --> 00:40:24,721
You are charming, but now Stan,
726
00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:26,156
please answer the question.
727
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,774
I don't know I can kinda see it.
728
00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:50,647
I can sort of sense it, the
way you all came together.
729
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:56,553
I envisioned Kentavious six
years ago on the first day
730
00:40:56,555 --> 00:41:01,558
of junior year, I will
denote you Nighthawks.
731
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,597
I will guess that upon his
arrival two years before
732
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:10,200
at the prestigious Whitehall
University people didn't know
733
00:41:10,202 --> 00:41:13,470
what to make of
Kentavious, nor did he.
734
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:16,606
He was an extraordinary musical
talent, and I have no doubt
735
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,374
that he could've been
admitted to Julliard
736
00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:21,411
or the New England Conservatory,
but he never applied.
737
00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:24,180
Lack of confidence perhaps?
738
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,319
What does school have
to do with anything
739
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,221
that I just asked you?
740
00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,058
I think I know how.
741
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:38,962
Instead Whitehall, a small,
elite liberal arts college
742
00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:41,564
wood him and there he found
himself, with the prospect
743
00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:44,100
of law school if the
music didn't pan out.
744
00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:46,302
In one such seminar on Bartok,
Stravinsky, and Schubert
745
00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:50,673
taught by his mentor is where
he first saw Maxime and Soo.
746
00:41:51,643 --> 00:41:55,011
Good morning, I am God.
747
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:58,014
I am informed this is
when I am supposed to
748
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:01,251
write my name on the
blackboard but forget it,
749
00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:04,220
I will not write anything,
except maybe a quote or two
750
00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,556
to show a difficult transition.
751
00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:08,691
And close your notebooks
they are making me nervous.
752
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:11,060
You will not be
writing anything,
753
00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:15,665
after all music is about what?
754
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:16,900
Listening.
755
00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:20,670
And then there was
you, Oliver Smithson,
756
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:22,906
the most recent I'm guessing
757
00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:25,675
in a long line of
Smithsons at Whitehall.
758
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:29,012
So, to some up we've
uncovered how Stravinsky
759
00:42:29,014 --> 00:42:32,615
as a Dumbarton notes Concerto
E flat major took so much
760
00:42:32,617 --> 00:42:36,019
from Bach's Brandenburg
Concerto, yet forces us
761
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:37,687
to look at these in a new way.
762
00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:40,590
Bartok and his
Concerto for Orchestra
763
00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:43,793
takes the classical sonata
structure of exposition,
764
00:42:43,795 --> 00:42:47,697
development, and recapitulation,
yet fills his form
765
00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:51,167
with traditional
Hungarian folk music.
766
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:55,772
And again forces us
to a new recognition.
767
00:42:57,208 --> 00:43:00,944
And that was the theme of
class, forcing recognition.
768
00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:23,066
I don't know about you but I
did not hear the Brandenburgs
769
00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:25,702
in that Dumbarton at all.
770
00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:26,636
What?
771
00:43:26,638 --> 00:43:27,370
Kentavious right?
772
00:43:27,372 --> 00:43:29,772
I'm Oliver, nice to meet you.
773
00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:33,610
Okay, nice to meet you.
774
00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:35,979
So you settling
into the new year?
775
00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:40,383
Sure, I'm having
a great semester.
776
00:43:40,385 --> 00:43:42,251
Yeah, I hate college too.
777
00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:44,620
But you know what, I think
that just means people like us,
778
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:45,989
we know bigger things lie ahead.
779
00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:49,092
What are you talking about?
780
00:43:49,094 --> 00:43:50,159
What's your major?
781
00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:53,730
Musical theory.
782
00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:55,965
No, what do you
really want to do?
783
00:44:00,739 --> 00:44:04,707
I'm a singer, so I guess
I could make my own music.
784
00:44:04,709 --> 00:44:06,075
I was hoping you'd say that.
785
00:44:07,045 --> 00:44:08,344
Why is that?
786
00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:10,713
I'm a mild Atterberg fan.
787
00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:13,082
So I bought a ticket to
the Ein Deutsches Requiem
788
00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:14,884
to hear the baritone solo.
789
00:44:14,886 --> 00:44:16,252
But when I got to
the symphony hall
790
00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:18,054
I ran into Munkacs who told me.
791
00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:20,790
Atterberg's plane was
grounded in Toronto
792
00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:23,760
and his understudy
had food poisoning.
793
00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:25,662
So he had to drive to your dorm,
794
00:44:25,664 --> 00:44:27,997
pick up and take you downtown.
795
00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:31,734
That was really good
singing Kentavious.
796
00:44:32,704 --> 00:44:33,770
If I didn't know better
797
00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:35,271
I'd say that part
was written for you.
798
00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:37,674
I can't believe you
actually know all that.
799
00:44:37,676 --> 00:44:39,175
I mean thank you.
800
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:42,045
Is that the kinda singing
you wanna do, the opera stuff?
801
00:44:44,282 --> 00:44:45,282
No.
802
00:44:47,786 --> 00:44:49,919
I would actually like
to create my own genre,
803
00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:53,856
but honestly who wouldn't?
804
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,124
Tell me more about it.
805
00:44:57,796 --> 00:44:58,796
I don't know.
806
00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:03,833
Something that would last
under repeated examination.
807
00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:05,001
One that will cook and brew
808
00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:08,271
and result in a
product that has value
809
00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:12,308
and which will be
recognize as beautiful.
810
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,077
Even if no one
knows who wrote it.
811
00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:20,416
New, avant-garde but just right.
812
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,856
Music that makes an impact.
813
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,360
Exactly.
814
00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:36,365
Well what about your
acapella group Tonal Recall,
815
00:45:37,502 --> 00:45:39,936
you able to work on
it with them at all?
816
00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:40,938
Yeah.
817
00:45:42,474 --> 00:45:45,808
They don't really have the
same dedication that I have.
818
00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:48,211
Well I'll tell you what,
I got this music idea
819
00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:49,479
that I've been working on.
820
00:45:49,481 --> 00:45:51,631
I'd love to run it by you.
821
00:45:51,632 --> 00:45:53,782
How about we go grab a
drink and talk about it?
822
00:45:54,986 --> 00:45:56,352
You mean like right now?
823
00:45:57,789 --> 00:45:59,856
No way brush I got class.
824
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:02,291
It's college, you're
supposed to miss class.
825
00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:04,393
Come on, you're not
gonna regret it.
826
00:46:04,395 --> 00:46:07,430
Where's all this coming from?
827
00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:17,874
From that article Rolling Stone
828
00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:19,776
did on your band five years ago.
829
00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,781
It talked about your strategy,
your ideals, all of that.
830
00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,317
And based on what I've heard
tonight it's not too hard
831
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,919
to extrapolate the rest.
832
00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:33,790
Good right on time.
833
00:46:33,792 --> 00:46:36,959
Kentavious I'd like for
you to meet Soo and Maxime.
834
00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:41,497
Hi, nice to meet you.
835
00:46:41,499 --> 00:46:43,566
Hi, I'm Maxime.
836
00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,035
Welcome, take a seat.
837
00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:47,170
Thank you.
838
00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:48,237
You didn't miss anything.
839
00:46:56,815 --> 00:46:58,495
So nice to see you
guys outside of class,
840
00:47:02,187 --> 00:47:03,452
where are you from?
841
00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:04,454
New York
842
00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:08,558
by way of Paris for
me, and Seoul for Soo.
843
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:13,229
That's awesome how do you
like living in New York?
844
00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:16,199
Funny, no one from the
city has ever asked me that.
845
00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:17,967
Constantly I tell
them that for me.
846
00:47:17,969 --> 00:47:19,602
My childhood
wasn't so different.
847
00:47:19,604 --> 00:47:21,904
I walked with the
nanny to and from school,
848
00:47:21,906 --> 00:47:26,976
did my homework, ate
dinner, then bed.
849
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:31,447
Growing up is what cities
like New York or Paris offer.
850
00:47:31,449 --> 00:47:32,949
It instills a sensibility
851
00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:35,351
that is more important
than learning.
852
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:39,055
Making school so pointless
and interminable.
853
00:47:39,057 --> 00:47:44,126
Yes, on the
impracticality of college
854
00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:47,363
for people like
us with the skills
855
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:50,266
to survive in the
real world four years
856
00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:55,338
is a long stretch of youth
wasted on slide-show presentations
857
00:47:56,007 --> 00:47:57,573
and half asses essays.
858
00:47:57,575 --> 00:47:59,008
Ironically I chose you all
859
00:47:59,010 --> 00:48:01,577
because you're over
qualified for school.
860
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:06,649
Bold but bored and
idealistic, in a real rush
861
00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:10,386
to get to the real world,
to make a real impact.
862
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:13,923
However I wanna remind
you college still provides
863
00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:18,027
a very important, very
unique opportunity.
864
00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:19,495
What is that?
865
00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:24,166
Well college helps you make
a real impact by bringing
866
00:48:25,536 --> 00:48:27,456
the impressionable masses
right to your doorstep.
867
00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:32,942
He had you all entranced
like a cult leader
868
00:48:32,944 --> 00:48:37,146
or an evangelical might,
and he continues and he goes
869
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:40,983
you know how to instill change?
870
00:48:40,985 --> 00:48:44,687
You win the hearts and
souls of your constituents.
871
00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:47,590
We use pop to become popular.
872
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:50,092
We still the bait and
switch model from the Betos
873
00:48:51,195 --> 00:48:52,995
and just like them we
don't stop at the music
874
00:48:53,397 --> 00:48:54,764
but we create our
own way of life.
875
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:57,566
Now the band, that's
the easy part,
876
00:48:57,568 --> 00:49:00,636
see Kentavious here
is a terrific singer.
877
00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:02,071
Whoa.
878
00:49:02,073 --> 00:49:03,405
And if Munkacs is to be believed
879
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:04,941
he's an even better songwriter.
880
00:49:04,943 --> 00:49:06,175
Soo, Maxime.
881
00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:07,543
I play violin.
882
00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:10,479
And I used to DJ
in a club back home.
883
00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:11,714
Really?
884
00:49:11,716 --> 00:49:15,017
Yeah, I'm really
good at scratching.
885
00:49:15,019 --> 00:49:18,154
Now becoming a successful
band is no longer a mystery
886
00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:22,258
it's a pretty simple
formula, and look at you,
887
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:24,994
my beautiful group of eclectics.
888
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:27,964
You guys are at 75% of
the work right there.
889
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,334
And the last 25%,
that's where I come in,
890
00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:33,469
do some of my magic.
891
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,670
What magic exactly?
892
00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:39,041
Legend has it that Kitt
Lampert, one of the producers
893
00:49:39,043 --> 00:49:41,377
of The Who took Pete
Townsend to the Royal Ballet
894
00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:44,413
where his father was once a
composer and his godmother
895
00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:46,415
was the prime ballerina.
896
00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:50,586
Kitt and Pete's takeaway
was that opera was a silly,
897
00:49:50,588 --> 00:49:54,724
archaic bit of nonsense that
needed to be reinvented.
898
00:49:54,726 --> 00:49:55,726
The result,
899
00:49:57,061 --> 00:50:01,197
the 1969 release of
Tommy, a rock opera.
900
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:04,100
A culturally
transformable work.
901
00:50:06,037 --> 00:50:08,337
We build our audience now.
902
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:11,774
We use all the free time
and free rehearsal space
903
00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:16,045
and performance opportunity,
Battle of the Band,
904
00:50:16,047 --> 00:50:18,681
talent show garbage things
we can get our hands on.
905
00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:22,385
We build up our voice and we
determine our own direction.
906
00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:24,653
I don't just mean creatively,
but I'm talking culturally,
907
00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:27,656
even politically,
so what do you say,
908
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,393
got a couple of
pop songs in you?
909
00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:32,028
And don't worry you're
gonna be sneaking
910
00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:34,096
your John Lennon solo songs onto
911
00:50:34,098 --> 00:50:36,399
our platinum albums in no time.
912
00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:40,102
Well, it does beat joining
the Young Republicans.
913
00:50:43,174 --> 00:50:44,174
Sounds great,
914
00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:47,109
I'm in.
915
00:50:48,413 --> 00:50:53,049
Come on Stan you know
exactly who I'm talking about.
916
00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:55,418
The black girl in
the white dress.
917
00:51:06,831 --> 00:51:08,197
Look who it is.
918
00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:11,167
Hey.
919
00:51:11,169 --> 00:51:14,670
Hey, God you've
been gone for so long.
920
00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:17,473
But I made you coffee.
921
00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:18,307
Yeah?
922
00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:19,309
Yeah.
923
00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:21,277
Thanks.
924
00:51:24,849 --> 00:51:27,083
So, where you been,
I've been texting you?
925
00:51:27,085 --> 00:51:31,187
I know I'm sorry, guess
I've been busy with my music,
926
00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:34,123
been putting a lot of
time into that band idea,
927
00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,624
you know the one I
mentioned to you?
928
00:51:35,726 --> 00:51:37,677
Yeah.
929
00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:41,129
I met this kid named Oliver
and wow, he's something else.
930
00:51:41,132 --> 00:51:44,400
He has some real ambition
in his ideas, he feels if
931
00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:47,136
we're able to catch the
following from millennial s
932
00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:48,637
and get 'em hooked on our music.
933
00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:50,206
Sounds riveting.
934
00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:54,276
It is, I mean we've recorded
like three songs already.
935
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:57,246
All written by me, yours truly.
936
00:51:57,248 --> 00:52:00,116
And then Oliver's on the road,
and he's doing his thing,
937
00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:01,317
he's booking us gigs.
938
00:52:02,487 --> 00:52:04,386
It's gonna be great.
939
00:52:04,388 --> 00:52:06,322
Has Oliver explained
940
00:52:06,324 --> 00:52:08,357
how to make this
following actionable?
941
00:52:10,161 --> 00:52:11,193
What do you mean?
942
00:52:11,195 --> 00:52:13,229
Like what's the point of it all?
943
00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:14,396
The point?
944
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:19,235
Oliver is handling
everything okay?
945
00:52:19,237 --> 00:52:21,604
He said he just wants me to
focus on writing good music,
946
00:52:21,606 --> 00:52:23,606
and that's what I've been doing.
947
00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:26,342
But you're still going to
Salzburg with Professor M?
948
00:52:26,344 --> 00:52:28,844
Yeah, no we talked yeah,
949
00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:30,646
everything's still
good with Professor.
950
00:52:31,415 --> 00:52:32,815
Good.
951
00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:34,150
It's gonna be dope.
952
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:37,553
I hope so.
953
00:52:46,697 --> 00:52:48,464
Despite that Rolling
Stone only wrote about
954
00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:51,333
the Nighthawks because
of Oliver's initial pitch
955
00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:53,369
daylight Kentavious
failed to notice that
956
00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:55,638
Oliver just casually mentioned
they're greater goals
957
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,940
only if their first few concerts
958
00:52:57,942 --> 00:52:59,775
were to begin to
attract attention.
959
00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,577
This is the scene of
their eighth concert
960
00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:04,013
in just a short while,
and afterward no one heard
961
00:53:04,415 --> 00:53:06,649
from Oliver about his
aspirations again.
962
00:53:08,186 --> 00:53:10,419
I don't believe Oliver was
malicious but instead riddled
963
00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:13,422
by the same disease that
plagues most millennial s,
964
00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:16,659
a lack of concentration,
unable to see things through,
965
00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:20,262
preferring to not face adversity,
that is why the Nighthawks
966
00:53:20,264 --> 00:53:22,298
would continue to go
from venture to venture
967
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,567
without a serious plan for each,
968
00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:26,702
they never held
themselves accountable.
969
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:45,354
Stan!
970
00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:55,931
In those early days
when Kentavious asked Oliver
971
00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:59,668
about his goals that Alison so
cared about, Oliver repeated
972
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:02,538
that this goal would not
prove fruitful overnight.
973
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:04,306
It required patience.
974
00:54:06,711 --> 00:54:10,346
So what happens next, since
you know every damn thing?
975
00:54:14,318 --> 00:54:15,851
Here.
976
00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:16,853
What's this?
977
00:54:18,356 --> 00:54:19,356
Open it.
978
00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:21,891
Okay.
979
00:54:26,697 --> 00:54:27,596
How?
980
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:32,901
The band is doing
great so, happy Tuesday.
981
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,740
Thank you brother,
happy Tuesday,
982
00:54:40,344 --> 00:54:41,577
so everything's going well?
983
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,546
Everything's going
better than well.
984
00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:48,197
You know we're really starting
to make a lot of money now.
985
00:54:48,519 --> 00:54:49,952
But what about the other stuff?
986
00:54:50,988 --> 00:54:52,655
What other stuff?
987
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:57,960
Come on, you know
that takes time.
988
00:54:57,962 --> 00:54:59,595
But it's been awhile right?
989
00:55:01,365 --> 00:55:02,398
Are you serious?
990
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,934
I just gave you a real nice
gift and you're sitting up here
991
00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:07,336
grilling me about it now?
992
00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:12,074
No, no I'm not.
993
00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:14,076
I'm not I'm just saying.
994
00:55:14,078 --> 00:55:16,545
Think about it, you
think Bono would be Bono
995
00:55:16,547 --> 00:55:18,647
if he started doing all
his philanthropy work
996
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:21,083
in the first six months
in the beginning of U2?
997
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:23,519
No.
998
00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:24,620
Right, exactly.
999
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:28,424
Writing these songs,
1000
00:55:29,593 --> 00:55:33,095
having people listen to my
music and go crazy over it,
1001
00:55:34,365 --> 00:55:38,467
that's my dream, and
that's what it's all about.
1002
00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:40,469
And pretty soon they'll
be able to realize
1003
00:55:40,471 --> 00:55:42,104
what real music is.
1004
00:55:44,809 --> 00:55:47,843
Okay, thank you.
1005
00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:50,980
You're welcome.
1006
00:56:15,373 --> 00:56:17,139
Hey man that is really good.
1007
00:56:18,409 --> 00:56:19,842
Yeah?
1008
00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:21,510
Yeah.
1009
00:56:21,512 --> 00:56:23,045
You know what?
1010
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:24,946
You should play that at
our show this weekend.
1011
00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:28,150
No way, it's not nowhere
near ready I can't.
1012
00:56:28,652 --> 00:56:30,519
Why not try it out, the
audience will tell you
1013
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:31,954
if it's ready or not.
1014
00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:33,422
Nah.
1015
00:56:33,424 --> 00:56:36,525
Yeah Kent please, can't
you see we're all sick
1016
00:56:36,527 --> 00:56:40,662
of crowd pleasing, playing
the same mainstream music
1017
00:56:40,664 --> 00:56:42,531
over and over again?
1018
00:56:42,533 --> 00:56:44,600
This is what we were talking
about at the beginning,
1019
00:56:44,602 --> 00:56:47,603
the Beetles, Bob Dylan,
even Lady Gaga does it,
1020
00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:48,837
you hook the audience,
1021
00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:51,573
and then you slowly
shape their tastes
1022
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:53,542
with the more challenging stuff.
1023
00:56:53,544 --> 00:56:56,044
And before you know it
the crowd is going wild
1024
00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:59,648
for the weird, artsy stuff that
they would hated at first.
1025
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:02,519
Trust me.
1026
00:57:03,821 --> 00:57:04,987
You really think so?
1027
00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:06,989
I know so.
1028
00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:44,894
Goodnight New York!
1029
00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,569
Y'all like that?
1030
00:57:53,571 --> 00:57:56,171
Yeah I know you do, you
want another one don't you?
1031
00:57:57,708 --> 00:58:00,742
Yeah, well this is brand
new, no one's heard it before
1032
00:58:00,744 --> 00:58:03,078
except you guys so let's go.
1033
00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:33,275
What's he singing?
1034
00:58:43,587 --> 00:58:45,521
What is he doing?
1035
00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:47,823
What's the WIFI password?
1036
00:58:47,825 --> 00:58:49,892
Let's just go.
1037
00:58:57,535 --> 00:59:00,168
Why did you rely on
the audience's validation
1038
00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:01,670
to be proud of your vision?
1039
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,007
We all know that
doesn't end well.
1040
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,684
Goddam spoiled brats.
1041
00:59:15,686 --> 00:59:17,586
I'm sorry Kentavious.
1042
00:59:17,588 --> 00:59:21,023
Oliver tell them,
we have 100k in gigs lined up.
1043
00:59:21,025 --> 00:59:22,724
Who wants to
experience that again?
1044
00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:24,626
You really
think that change happens?
1045
00:59:24,628 --> 00:59:27,596
No, I am not doing
that again, I'm not!
1046
00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:30,032
Okay fine, I guess we're stuck.
1047
00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:32,167
Are you guys serious?
1048
00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:34,703
Look at how far
we've come, no, no.
1049
00:59:34,705 --> 00:59:36,838
No I'm telling you, so what?
1050
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,040
We always knew the band
1051
00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:40,676
was just gonna be
step one in our plan,
1052
00:59:40,678 --> 00:59:44,646
that it was gonna be the stepping
stone to something better.
1053
00:59:44,648 --> 00:59:46,448
So they didn't like our
new music, big deal,
1054
00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:47,883
we always knew
that the next step
1055
00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:49,651
was gonna require more patience.
1056
00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:54,089
I think we're in the perfect
position to be influential.
1057
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:57,693
Influential, are you
still pushing influence?
1058
00:59:57,695 --> 01:00:00,262
I mean when we first started
you threw out some big ideas
1059
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:02,864
but now we're raking in
the money it's almost like
1060
01:00:02,866 --> 01:00:04,333
you forgot why I
chose to join this
1061
01:00:04,335 --> 01:00:05,801
in the first place Oliver.
1062
01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:07,836
What are you talking
about, because I pushed you
1063
01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:10,172
to perform a song that
you actually believe in?
1064
01:00:10,674 --> 01:00:12,674
No man, no matter
what happened tonight
1065
01:00:12,676 --> 01:00:14,710
our stock is as high
as it's ever been.
1066
01:00:15,846 --> 01:00:18,680
Which is why I think it's
time to move on to phase two.
1067
01:00:20,651 --> 01:00:22,084
What's phase two?
1068
01:00:22,086 --> 01:00:24,052
You ever heard of the Phantasm?
1069
01:00:25,356 --> 01:00:27,255
No.
1070
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:28,690
What the hell is that?
1071
01:00:28,692 --> 01:00:30,759
It's a secret society in Oxford
1072
01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:32,861
that poses as a
prestigious nightclub.
1073
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,297
When the club owners find
1074
01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:38,100
an individual that's
particularly interesting
1075
01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:42,971
they put them through a series
of unorthodox interviews,
1076
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:45,140
to find to everything
they can about the subject
1077
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:47,676
and find out what
they're really made of.
1078
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:48,910
So what are you saying,
1079
01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:50,646
that we're gonna open
a club like that?
1080
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,182
What about school,
1081
01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:56,752
you think I'm going to
drop out this semester?
1082
01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,053
You know I'm supposed
to go to Salzburg
1083
01:00:58,055 --> 01:00:59,354
and I'm not missing
that for anybody,
1084
01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:00,422
that could be huge for me.
1085
01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:03,892
Maybe, but what
would really be huge
1086
01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:07,329
is for us to run a club where
the most elite people come.
1087
01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:10,399
I'm talking about being
at the center of culture.
1088
01:01:10,401 --> 01:01:12,834
Making connections with
people that really matter.
1089
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:14,903
I mean that's what we
always talked about.
1090
01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:17,005
Look, we're big enough
1091
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:19,074
that people are gonna
come to this club.
1092
01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:23,045
Now it's just on us to make
sure that they stick around.
1093
01:01:24,782 --> 01:01:25,782
So,
1094
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,818
what I propose is that
this week we announce
1095
01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:31,687
the band is breaking up.
1096
01:01:31,689 --> 01:01:34,923
That way anticipation is
gonna be through the roof
1097
01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:38,927
when we open the club, and
I guarantee you Kentavious
1098
01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:41,096
we have some fan that's
gonna come and bring
1099
01:01:41,098 --> 01:01:42,831
his muckity muckity muck dad.
1100
01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:46,535
Think about it Kent,
1101
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:49,304
it could be a good move for
us, for you, for your career.
1102
01:02:40,157 --> 01:02:43,291
I felt they abandoned the
band too soon, and did so
1103
01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:46,161
not because it was the right
moment, but because a hurdle
1104
01:02:46,163 --> 01:02:47,329
was thrown at them
1105
01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:49,011
that a strong commitment
could've overcome.
1106
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,967
But they chose not to face it,
1107
01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:55,137
instead they convinced
themselves that the next venture
1108
01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:58,073
radically different would be
more satisfying and productive
1109
01:02:58,075 --> 01:02:59,374
than the one they chose
1110
01:02:59,376 --> 01:03:01,136
not to work through
'til its conclusion.
1111
01:03:19,896 --> 01:03:21,630
Quite the negative
attitude Stan.
1112
01:03:23,801 --> 01:03:26,535
Just because one DA
came to your establishment
1113
01:03:26,537 --> 01:03:29,104
didn't mean you created
the next Porcellian Club.
1114
01:03:29,106 --> 01:03:34,176
But look I'll give it to you,
your club really is something.
1115
01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:37,045
It must've been back then.
1116
01:03:37,047 --> 01:03:39,881
That is the District Attorney.
1117
01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:41,349
Really?
1118
01:03:41,351 --> 01:03:44,052
Well Kentavious, how about
we introduce ourselves?
1119
01:03:44,922 --> 01:03:45,922
Let's.
1120
01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:49,257
Hello Mr. Blackwood,
my name is Oliver,
1121
01:03:49,259 --> 01:03:52,460
this is my friend Kentavious,
we are two of the proprietors
1122
01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:53,695
of this establishment.
1123
01:03:53,797 --> 01:03:55,163
We just wanted to
come over here,
1124
01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:56,398
tell you how honored we are
1125
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,500
to have you join us
on opening night.
1126
01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:01,036
Well I'm glad to be here,
1127
01:04:01,038 --> 01:04:02,871
and thank you for
your hospitality.
1128
01:04:02,873 --> 01:04:06,007
My son and his friends
are huge fans of yours.
1129
01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:09,511
They were at the concert
in New Haven that you had.
1130
01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:11,046
Now they're over
there hanging out.
1131
01:04:11,048 --> 01:04:12,280
Really?
1132
01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:15,250
Look, they told me
all about your goals,
1133
01:04:15,252 --> 01:04:19,054
it's great to see millennial s
not just talking the talk
1134
01:04:19,056 --> 01:04:21,022
but walking the walk.
1135
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:25,060
Wow, that really
means the world.
1136
01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:27,829
Why don't you have
them come over,
1137
01:04:28,131 --> 01:04:30,031
we would love to share
drinks with them as well?
1138
01:04:30,133 --> 01:04:31,499
Of course, Rachel.
1139
01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:38,440
You give me a call if
you ever need anything.
1140
01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:40,141
I'll be more than happy to help.
1141
01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:44,012
Thank you, I mean thanks a lot.
1142
01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:05,901
As the years passed,
303 rooftop brunches later,
1143
01:05:05,903 --> 01:05:08,637
the NightHawks refined their
club, created an extensive
1144
01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:11,573
background check process
for potential interviewees
1145
01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:14,009
and solidified the club
as the New York home
1146
01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:17,112
for the few, the
proud, and the hip.
1147
01:05:18,215 --> 01:05:20,448
But other than hefty
quarterly distributions
1148
01:05:20,450 --> 01:05:23,418
they had nothing substantive
to show for these years.
1149
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,987
Allowing the money to take
precedent over their goals
1150
01:05:25,989 --> 01:05:28,290
that had inspired them
just a few years before.
1151
01:05:31,028 --> 01:05:34,696
Good evening, and good morning
1152
01:05:34,698 --> 01:05:36,965
to all you degenerates
of the dark!
1153
01:05:40,504 --> 01:05:43,705
An eternal state of
oblivious dissatisfaction.
1154
01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:46,943
Stop it!
1155
01:05:47,945 --> 01:05:49,678
You are the dilettante.
1156
01:05:51,181 --> 01:05:56,184
Trying to dabble in
finance, writing, the arts,
1157
01:05:57,487 --> 01:06:01,089
all of this just because
you'd rather go with the flow
1158
01:06:01,091 --> 01:06:03,158
than take some initiative.
1159
01:06:04,261 --> 01:06:07,095
Anyway, terms like narcissistic
1160
01:06:07,097 --> 01:06:09,331
are used too freely these days.
1161
01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:12,534
And I suspect an objective
observer would describe Maxime,
1162
01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:14,502
Soo, and Oliver in the same way.
1163
01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:18,406
That their respective
upbringings rendered each of them
1164
01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:20,508
incapable of becoming
involved unselfishly,
1165
01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:23,078
and unsparingly in the
life of another person.
1166
01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:27,015
Yet they found each
other, liked each other.
1167
01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,218
Sort of Seinfeld but
without the laughs.
1168
01:06:31,989 --> 01:06:34,355
It seemed to make no difference
among the three of them
1169
01:06:34,557 --> 01:06:36,859
they didn't even
notice, but Kentavious,
1170
01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:40,495
fundamentally vulnerable
became a victim.
1171
01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:55,777
What the hell
are you doing here?
1172
01:06:57,447 --> 01:06:58,713
What a characteristically
1173
01:06:58,715 --> 01:07:00,515
loving thing to say
after all this time.
1174
01:07:01,618 --> 01:07:04,152
I tried calling you and
you haven't answered.
1175
01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:06,454
And well, my well meaning shrink
1176
01:07:06,456 --> 01:07:08,256
thinks that I
should speak to you.
1177
01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:13,395
Well, if I didn't answer
than that obviously means
1178
01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:16,398
I was busy, right?
1179
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,267
Doing what, choosing
seating arrangements for
1180
01:07:19,269 --> 01:07:20,702
the Euro trash that heard
1181
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,670
that this was a hip
place in New York?
1182
01:07:24,107 --> 01:07:25,673
Yeah, sure.
1183
01:07:32,282 --> 01:07:34,182
I was raped.
1184
01:07:39,823 --> 01:07:41,656
What do you mean?
1185
01:07:44,428 --> 01:07:45,428
By who?
1186
01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:50,198
It didn't just happen,
it happened six months ago,
1187
01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:55,270
and the entire investigation
was botched of course,
1188
01:07:55,272 --> 01:07:57,205
otherwise I would
spare you the news.
1189
01:07:59,142 --> 01:08:03,344
I didn't want to tell you
but I've run out of options,
1190
01:08:05,148 --> 01:08:06,148
all but one.
1191
01:08:07,818 --> 01:08:09,184
And what option is that?
1192
01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,687
My shrink says
that I need closure.
1193
01:08:14,191 --> 01:08:17,826
For me that's identifying
what the campus cops
1194
01:08:17,828 --> 01:08:22,597
called the perpetrator,
for me that's control,
1195
01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:23,599
and I need it.
1196
01:08:25,168 --> 01:08:28,203
I've come to terms
with this pretty much,
1197
01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:30,238
but I need to know who did it.
1198
01:08:32,709 --> 01:08:36,211
And it seems that your
enhanced interview technique
1199
01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:38,213
is the only way to get
1200
01:08:38,215 --> 01:08:41,783
the potential culprit
and interrogate him.
1201
01:08:43,487 --> 01:08:46,421
For him, it will be a party,
1202
01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:51,659
but for us it will
be finding the truth.
1203
01:08:53,897 --> 01:08:58,433
We'll record it and we'll
forget about the campus cops.
1204
01:08:58,435 --> 01:09:00,401
We'll hand it over
to the real police.
1205
01:09:04,908 --> 01:09:05,908
Okay.
1206
01:09:08,545 --> 01:09:09,545
Okay.
1207
01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:14,182
Listen I need every name,
every number, every address,
1208
01:09:14,184 --> 01:09:15,650
every detail, all inform.
1209
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,254
This is all the information.
1210
01:09:20,857 --> 01:09:22,790
Everything I remember.
1211
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:33,701
Caroline, is this her address?
1212
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:36,505
Yeah.
1213
01:09:41,444 --> 01:09:42,444
Okay.
1214
01:09:46,283 --> 01:09:47,315
I'm sorry.
1215
01:09:48,952 --> 01:09:49,952
I'm so sorry.
1216
01:09:56,259 --> 01:09:57,458
Who is Alison Kane?
1217
01:10:01,331 --> 01:10:02,730
She's your sister isn't she?
1218
01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:06,267
And you let her down.
1219
01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:10,405
How do you know that?
1220
01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:15,376
You just told me that.
1221
01:10:18,682 --> 01:10:21,282
Clearly you've been
tormented by something.
1222
01:10:24,621 --> 01:10:25,653
What do you mean?
1223
01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:29,991
You're angry that
you pushed her away
1224
01:10:29,993 --> 01:10:34,996
the last three years, because
all that time you knew
1225
01:10:34,998 --> 01:10:36,664
she was the only one
that could tell you
1226
01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:38,767
that you've in fact
accomplished nothing.
1227
01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:42,537
And that you've allowed
Oliver to run how you live,
1228
01:10:42,539 --> 01:10:46,274
and how you work, and
who you are Kentavious.
1229
01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:50,011
You've been so caught up
1230
01:10:50,013 --> 01:10:52,614
pretending to be
someone that you're not
1231
01:10:52,616 --> 01:10:56,351
you've forgotten about the
original goal to become someone.
1232
01:10:56,353 --> 01:11:01,389
Take it from me, you still
wonder whether if you had
1233
01:11:03,627 --> 01:11:05,660
listened to Oliver's
goals all those years ago
1234
01:11:05,662 --> 01:11:07,028
if you'd even be here now.
1235
01:11:08,398 --> 01:11:10,999
Maybe if you'd stayed true
to your best intentions,
1236
01:11:11,001 --> 01:11:14,269
who I believe you are,
you would've had the presence of mind
1237
01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:17,372
to be there for her, protected
her, looked after her.
1238
01:11:18,908 --> 01:11:20,942
Been the first person she
came to with this burden
1239
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:24,379
but instead, she's coming to
you as a last resort isn't she?
1240
01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:30,752
When you're from what you're
from you don't have to be
1241
01:11:30,754 --> 01:11:34,789
omniscient to know that family
is the only thing in life
1242
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,324
that isn't just noise.
1243
01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:41,796
So this is what you needed
to do for your sister,
1244
01:11:41,798 --> 01:11:45,066
the meaning of which,
the importance of which
1245
01:11:45,068 --> 01:11:47,468
you found and you studied.
1246
01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:57,412
You disappeared for
three months and then.
1247
01:12:08,792 --> 01:12:10,558
Kentavious, welcome.
1248
01:12:13,630 --> 01:12:15,062
How have
you been, what happened?
1249
01:12:15,364 --> 01:12:16,731
How have you been?
1250
01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:17,733
Welcome.
1251
01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:20,034
Welcome back.
1252
01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:24,672
So how do you like the bar?
1253
01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,941
You better like it
because you're a partner.
1254
01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:33,648
It's nice, everything
you said it would be.
1255
01:12:34,751 --> 01:12:36,451
Yeah a lot of pink,
your favorite color.
1256
01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:38,053
Nice.
1257
01:12:49,399 --> 01:12:50,698
What is that real?
1258
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:51,866
Let me see?
1259
01:12:54,437 --> 01:12:57,138
You ever thought about
actually taking somebody's life?
1260
01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:01,642
What are you talking about,
taking somebody's life?
1261
01:13:01,644 --> 01:13:03,111
I mean think about it,
1262
01:13:03,113 --> 01:13:06,147
what if a guy escaped from
the police and you caught him
1263
01:13:06,149 --> 01:13:09,117
and you killed him,
should you feel guilty
1264
01:13:10,453 --> 01:13:12,387
or should you actually
feel like a hero?
1265
01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:15,957
I'm sorry am I
missing something,
1266
01:13:15,959 --> 01:13:18,092
we're talking about
killing somebody?
1267
01:13:18,094 --> 01:13:20,928
I'm talking about protecting
the people that we love.
1268
01:13:24,434 --> 01:13:25,733
What happened?
1269
01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:29,003
Finally, a question
that our all mighty prophet
1270
01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:30,605
doesn't know the answer to.
1271
01:13:31,841 --> 01:13:34,442
Well we've been trying
to locate you everywhere.
1272
01:13:34,444 --> 01:13:37,445
We called Alison, she didn't
even know where you were.
1273
01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:38,579
You called Alison?
1274
01:13:44,487 --> 01:13:46,554
Alison was raped.
1275
01:13:46,556 --> 01:13:47,955
What?
1276
01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:50,057
Brother I am so sorry.
1277
01:13:50,059 --> 01:13:51,192
Now you're sorry.
1278
01:13:52,662 --> 01:13:54,829
Are you sorry that your
influence that you promised us
1279
01:13:54,831 --> 01:13:55,763
doesn't mean shit?
1280
01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:59,066
Do you know I called the
DA to try to get help
1281
01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:01,903
for Alison and he didn't
even know who I was?
1282
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:03,638
What's the point of
doing all of this Oliver
1283
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:05,573
if it doesn't mean anything?
1284
01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:06,791
Where have you been man?
1285
01:14:06,792 --> 01:14:08,208
Why didn't you tell us any of this?
1286
01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:10,177
For the past three
months I've been trying to
1287
01:14:10,379 --> 01:14:11,546
help my sister man.
1288
01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:14,582
The cops aren't doing shit,
nobody's doing anything!
1289
01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:16,684
I've been out searching for leads!
1290
01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:18,619
What did you find?
1291
01:14:20,023 --> 01:14:24,926
I found someone, his
name is Chad Parrish.
1292
01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:27,962
You remember Trey, our
patron from the club?
1293
01:14:29,566 --> 01:14:32,066
Chad was tagged in all the
pictures that Trey was in
1294
01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:34,902
from the same frat party
that Alison was raped at,
1295
01:14:36,172 --> 01:14:37,172
he's the guy.
1296
01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,609
So what now?
1297
01:14:41,611 --> 01:14:43,878
I feel like we bring him in
1298
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,113
for a good old
Nighthawks interview.
1299
01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:50,551
At least that way we'll be able
to get the truth out of him.
1300
01:14:53,957 --> 01:14:59,026
Okay so we bring this Chad
guy in, we have Marguerite
1301
01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:02,630
work her magic, we figure
out what really happened,
1302
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:06,000
then we go to the police.
1303
01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:11,539
She asked me if I wanted
a hand job, I said no,
1304
01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:13,741
I've got two hands for myself.
1305
01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:18,546
Hey.
1306
01:15:18,548 --> 01:15:21,215
Hello, that's good, that's good.
1307
01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:22,984
Good, yeah.
1308
01:15:46,242 --> 01:15:48,543
You find Maxime beautiful?
1309
01:15:57,587 --> 01:16:00,988
If she made advances on
you, you would accept them?
1310
01:16:04,627 --> 01:16:06,561
Yeah, sure,
1311
01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,630
why not?
1312
01:16:09,632 --> 01:16:10,765
You work in a bank.
1313
01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:17,038
I'm in private equity.
1314
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:22,109
How private, how equitable,
don't you wanna do something
1315
01:16:22,779 --> 01:16:24,645
that really excites you?
1316
01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:30,685
My considerable income
excites me plenty.
1317
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:37,892
Yeah good one, go on to the next.
1318
01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:45,266
You've never been in love.
1319
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:54,675
Only with the man I see in the mirror.
1320
01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:59,046
Why not someone beautiful
and sophisticated, hmm, say
1321
01:17:03,653 --> 01:17:04,752
Maxime?
1322
01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:11,792
I don't know.
1323
01:17:13,196 --> 01:17:15,630
I just met her 10 minutes ago.
1324
01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:18,666
What if I told you
that she was telling me
1325
01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:21,268
before she sat down next to you
1326
01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:24,038
how cute she thought you were?
1327
01:17:27,777 --> 01:17:28,777
Cute?
1328
01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:33,749
So
1329
01:17:36,052 --> 01:17:39,220
Marguerite I heard these
1330
01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:45,826
interviews can get pretty crazy.
1331
01:17:46,663 --> 01:17:49,730
Crazy, crazy how?
1332
01:17:53,803 --> 01:17:55,069
You know.
1333
01:18:04,313 --> 01:18:05,780
Are we done?
1334
01:18:05,782 --> 01:18:10,251
No we are not done and
if you won't take Maxime
1335
01:18:10,253 --> 01:18:13,455
right now like a red
blooded American boy
1336
01:18:14,257 --> 01:18:15,923
then we're gonna have
to arrange something
1337
01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:17,124
a lot less pleasant for you.
1338
01:18:17,126 --> 01:18:18,759
Take her?
1339
01:18:19,696 --> 01:18:21,028
Who the fuck do you think I am?
1340
01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:22,564
What do you think you are?
1341
01:18:24,767 --> 01:18:27,234
Well it wouldn't be the
first time your kind
1342
01:18:27,236 --> 01:18:29,036
took advantage of
a sleeping girl.
1343
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,237
One of my kind?
1344
01:18:32,241 --> 01:18:34,341
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1345
01:18:34,343 --> 01:18:37,878
I apologize that I know
your fraternities ionic bond
1346
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:40,715
formed over the extensive
knowledge of the chemical makeup
1347
01:18:40,717 --> 01:18:43,484
of Rohypnol, Ketamine, and GHB.
1348
01:18:43,486 --> 01:18:46,220
Well fuck you very
much, I'd like to go now.
1349
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:47,988
Where's the door, I'd
like to fucking leave,
1350
01:18:47,990 --> 01:18:49,156
this isn't what I signed up.
1351
01:18:49,158 --> 01:18:50,324
So soon?
1352
01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:53,328
Chad.
1353
01:18:55,465 --> 01:18:58,399
Kentavious this isn't
right, okay let's wrap it up.
1354
01:19:00,803 --> 01:19:01,836
Anything?
1355
01:19:02,872 --> 01:19:04,238
I don't recognize him.
1356
01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:10,411
Well I didn't want to upset
you but people are telling me
1357
01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:11,879
that you had sex with a girl
1358
01:19:11,881 --> 01:19:14,782
who was passed out
at a frat party
1359
01:19:14,784 --> 01:19:17,451
and we think that
was bad form so.
1360
01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:24,859
Do I look like the kind of guy
1361
01:19:24,861 --> 01:19:27,027
who needs to fuck a
girl while she sleeps?
1362
01:19:29,465 --> 01:19:33,901
Alright, forget about
her, what about me?
1363
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:39,940
Could you do it with a woman
awake looking you in the face.
1364
01:19:40,877 --> 01:19:44,545
Yeah he's lying, stay here.
1365
01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:46,547
Hey, hey, Kentavious
where you going?
1366
01:19:48,485 --> 01:19:50,518
You did it, I know you
did it, don't you lie to me,
1367
01:19:50,820 --> 01:19:51,452
you raped her!
1368
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:52,853
Jesus Christ.
1369
01:19:52,855 --> 01:19:54,522
Everybody already
said you did it!
1370
01:19:56,993 --> 01:19:57,542
Did what?
1371
01:19:57,543 --> 01:19:58,943
You fucking raped her.
1372
01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:04,198
I didn't rape anybody,
who the fuck are you man?
1373
01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,934
Don't you worry about who I am.
1374
01:20:06,936 --> 01:20:11,205
What about the name
Alison Kane, ring a bell?
1375
01:20:12,108 --> 01:20:13,474
And you're Chad Parrish.
1376
01:20:19,949 --> 01:20:21,315
You're Alison's brother.
1377
01:20:24,887 --> 01:20:25,986
Shit.
1378
01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:31,358
Listen man I'm really sorry
1379
01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,930
about what happened
to your sister
1380
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,300
but it wasn't me.
1381
01:20:39,302 --> 01:20:40,935
You're lying, don't
you lie to me man.
1382
01:20:40,937 --> 01:20:43,971
No, no, I,
1383
01:20:47,443 --> 01:20:50,411
but I know who did, I
have a picture of him
1384
01:20:50,413 --> 01:20:53,881
with your sister that night and
he was walking her upstairs.
1385
01:20:54,917 --> 01:20:55,950
You're fucking lying.
1386
01:20:55,952 --> 01:20:57,918
I'm not lying, let me show you.
1387
01:20:59,322 --> 01:21:01,989
Kentavious put the gun down,
we don't know who did what.
1388
01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:06,093
You better not be lying to me.
1389
01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:16,770
Yeah.
1390
01:21:16,771 --> 01:21:18,137
That's your guy, that's Stanley.
1391
01:21:19,408 --> 01:21:21,242
This is a lead alright,
we got to take this
1392
01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,944
to the police and then
let them handle it.
1393
01:21:23,946 --> 01:21:28,415
No, no, no, no
more fucking police!
1394
01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:32,487
Please, if you give
me two days I will bring
1395
01:21:34,257 --> 01:21:35,956
this guy to you, I
will bring him to you.
1396
01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:37,058
No, no
1397
01:21:39,362 --> 01:21:40,961
we're gonna do this my way.
1398
01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:47,968
You're gonna gather all of
the information on this Stan
1399
01:21:47,970 --> 01:21:49,203
the same way we did for you,
1400
01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:52,106
and you're gonna
come here tomorrow
1401
01:21:53,075 --> 01:21:56,110
or else I'm gonna be
at your house Chad.
1402
01:21:57,213 --> 01:22:00,381
And I promise I'm
not gonna be so kind.
1403
01:22:02,518 --> 01:22:06,120
Trust me, you're not
off the hook yet buddy.
1404
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:14,495
Whoa, hey, hey, it
was Chad, it was Chad.
1405
01:22:14,497 --> 01:22:18,032
No, no, no, it was
you, you lied to me man.
1406
01:22:18,034 --> 01:22:21,635
I did not lie to
you, I didn't do it.
1407
01:22:21,637 --> 01:22:23,971
Kentavious this isn't right.
1408
01:22:23,973 --> 01:22:26,373
No, we supposed to
be doing this my way.
1409
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,075
It's supposed to be my way,
1410
01:22:28,077 --> 01:22:31,078
and this is supposed to
be the guy, he's our guy.
1411
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:32,980
Kent get a grip please.
1412
01:22:32,982 --> 01:22:35,950
I know how bad you want
this guy to be the guy,
1413
01:22:37,219 --> 01:22:41,956
but think, you heard him
explain what happened,
1414
01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:44,959
you heard him recite his poem.
1415
01:22:44,961 --> 01:22:47,461
You have seen him not
going for the bait
1416
01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:50,998
with either Marguerite or me
when he was far too wasted
1417
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,099
to hide anything.
1418
01:22:54,337 --> 01:22:55,736
He is just as capable of doing
1419
01:22:55,738 --> 01:22:58,973
what are you accusing
him of as you are.
1420
01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:02,276
This isn't what I asked of you.
1421
01:23:06,048 --> 01:23:07,048
Kent,
1422
01:23:10,286 --> 01:23:11,452
it's alright.
1423
01:23:25,668 --> 01:23:27,034
It was you.
1424
01:23:30,106 --> 01:23:32,639
You looked wonderful that night.
1425
01:23:45,488 --> 01:23:47,488
Look Chad had just invited
me to come live with him
1426
01:23:47,490 --> 01:23:51,125
in his apartment, and he
thought I should loosen up,
1427
01:23:51,127 --> 01:23:53,527
so he asked me to go to
some alumni weekend with him
1428
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,295
where I didn't
know anybody there.
1429
01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:57,499
You look really pretty tonight,
1430
01:23:58,201 --> 01:23:59,400
I like how you did your hair.
1431
01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:00,367
Thank you.
1432
01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:01,168
Did we do the spin?
1433
01:24:01,170 --> 01:24:02,803
No, God no.
1434
01:24:02,805 --> 01:24:04,171
Did he actually do it?
1435
01:24:04,173 --> 01:24:06,073
Well babe, remember
my first drink.
1436
01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:07,641
Let me put this down.
1437
01:24:09,578 --> 01:24:13,213
I was standing in a
corner awkwardly when a girl
1438
01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:15,349
who was inebriated
needed my help.
1439
01:24:15,351 --> 01:24:18,452
Hey, are you okay?
1440
01:24:18,454 --> 01:24:21,121
I mean I'd be stumbling too
if I had to wear those heels.
1441
01:24:32,301 --> 01:24:33,301
Whoa, whoa, hey.
1442
01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:37,571
Why don't we just find
somewhere for you to lie down,
1443
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:38,573
how about that?
1444
01:24:46,148 --> 01:24:50,317
So I escorted her up the
stairs and I left her up there.
1445
01:24:51,620 --> 01:24:54,188
It's my fault for not
thinking what could happen.
1446
01:24:56,392 --> 01:24:58,325
Those guys vanished
on me after an hour
1447
01:24:58,327 --> 01:25:00,527
and I thought they ran
off with their girls,
1448
01:25:00,529 --> 01:25:02,396
but I had no idea it
was the same girl,
1449
01:25:02,398 --> 01:25:03,664
Kentavious look at me!
1450
01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:07,267
It wasn't me, okay?
1451
01:25:09,205 --> 01:25:10,205
It wasn't me!
1452
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:12,240
Come on!
1453
01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:20,114
But I think you
know who it was, don't you?
1454
01:25:20,116 --> 01:25:23,484
It was Chad, but
I should've known,
1455
01:25:23,486 --> 01:25:27,821
Caroline should've known, that
night we were all complicit.
1456
01:26:00,256 --> 01:26:02,523
Stan, you need to leave now.
1457
01:26:18,174 --> 01:26:20,541
Despite everything that happened
1458
01:26:20,543 --> 01:26:22,376
Alison did find her truth.
1459
01:26:23,412 --> 01:26:24,545
She got her closure.108146
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