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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,077 ♪ Father ♪ 2 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:40,958 ♪ sister ♪ 3 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,805 ♪ father, sister ♪ 4 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:59,058 ♪ dearest voices ♪ 5 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,000 ♪ I have found you ♪ 6 00:01:00,001 --> 00:01:01,269 ♪ I have found you ♪ 7 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:04,273 ♪ and I don't know how ♪ 8 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,817 ♪ father, sister ♪ 9 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:10,903 ♪ I hear your voices ♪ 10 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,239 ♪ but am I dreamin'? ♪ 11 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,158 ♪ Well, are you here right now? ♪ 12 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,910 ♪ Can you tell me? ♪ 13 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,831 ♪ How shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 14 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,457 ♪ Please tell me ♪ 15 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,585 ♪ how shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 16 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,588 ♪ I need to know ♪ 17 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:30,000 ♪ how shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 18 00:01:30,001 --> 00:01:35,595 ♪ How shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 19 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,680 ♪ Father, sister ♪ 20 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:40,349 ♪ the gods have spoken ♪ 21 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,269 ♪ I bring a promise ♪ 22 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,273 ♪ a holy vow ♪ 23 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:52,612 ♪ a world that casts you out, forgives you ♪ 24 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,489 ♪ and those who blame you ♪ 25 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,284 ♪ sing your praises now ♪ 26 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,660 ♪ so can you tell me? ♪ 27 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,000 ♪ How shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 28 00:02:00,001 --> 00:02:04,123 ♪ How shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 29 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,833 ♪ Please tell me ♪ 30 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:09,128 ♪ how shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 31 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,797 ♪ I need to know ♪ 32 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,717 ♪ how shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 33 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:17,720 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 34 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:18,804 To all the critics out there, 35 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,306 I know they're going to review this, 36 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,475 and I know they're gonna try to knock me... 37 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,061 is it okay if I say this to camera, Amber? Okay. 38 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:27,646 I only am who I am 'cause I was born that way. 39 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,148 I have a gift, 40 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,000 and I'm trying not to be selfish about it, but to use it. 41 00:02:30,001 --> 00:02:32,902 And I'm trying not to be selfish about it, but to use it. 42 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,030 If you're gonna knock me for that, that's your problem. 43 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,698 Jealousy will get you nowhere. 44 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,242 And I'm gonna keep rockin' on. 45 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:45,998 ♪ Destiny brings you back to me ♪ 46 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:50,044 ♪ child, I'm so glad I'm here ♪ 47 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:53,506 ♪ there's hope for me, there's a prophecy ♪ 48 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:58,344 ♪ destiny brings you back to me ♪ 49 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,999 ♪ a world that casts you out ♪ 50 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,014 ♪ a world that casts you out ♪ 51 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,518 ♪ may forgive you now ♪ 52 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:10,439 ♪ destiny brings you back to me ♪ 53 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,026 ♪ I've been waiting for a sign ♪ 54 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:18,198 ♪ to ease my troubled mind ♪ 55 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,535 Ellen, what's the matter with you? 56 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,413 Don't tell mom I'm taking you to your stupid junior prom. 57 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,914 Get out of here! 58 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,208 Your brother! How gross is that? 59 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,000 They don't know you're my brother. 60 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,877 They don't know you're my brother. 61 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,546 Please, Ben. You have to. I'll pay you. 62 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,715 Find someone who's not related to you. 63 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,385 Loser. 64 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:47,268 ♪ Ooh ♪ 65 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:52,065 ♪ ooh ♪ 66 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:59,238 ♪ ooh ♪ 67 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,000 ♪ ooh ♪ 68 00:04:00,001 --> 00:04:05,828 ♪ ooh ♪ 69 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:11,917 ♪ ooh ♪ 70 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:17,131 ♪ ooh ♪ 71 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:23,846 ♪ ooh ♪ 72 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:29,602 ♪ ooh ♪ 73 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,000 ♪ ooh ♪ 74 00:04:30,001 --> 00:04:33,439 ♪ ooh ♪ 75 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,276 ♪ ohh ♪ 76 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,195 ♪ ohh ♪ 77 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:42,948 ♪ how shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 78 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,533 ♪ Please tell me ♪ 79 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:48,370 ♪ how shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 80 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,831 ♪ I need to know ♪ 81 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:54,293 ♪ how shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 82 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,378 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 83 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,548 ♪ how shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 84 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,000 ♪ When I'm crying tears of sadness ♪ 85 00:05:00,001 --> 00:05:02,718 ♪ when I'm crying tears of sadness ♪ 86 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,471 ♪ how shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 87 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,516 ♪ Won't you turn them into tears of gladness? ♪ 88 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:12,394 ♪ How shall I see you through my tears? ♪ 89 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,146 ♪ Ohh ♪ 90 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,689 ♪ tears ♪ 91 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,316 ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 92 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,985 ♪ tears ♪ 93 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:26,993 ♪ tears ♪ 94 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,511 What are you doing here? Aren't you, like, 30? 95 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,596 Come on! 96 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,849 Excuse me, 97 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,227 is there someplace we're supposed to check in? 98 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,520 Over there. 99 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,940 Is this your first summer? I was here last year. 100 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,999 Remember? We were in 'night, mother together. 101 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,610 Remember? We were in 'night, mother together. 102 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,570 Oh. 103 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,406 You're Jill Simmons. My name's fritzi. 104 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,576 Fritzi. Of course. 105 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,955 Let me. 106 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,134 You have the number at the ship. 107 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,052 Call me whenever you need me. 108 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,971 This is Glen, the camp director. 109 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:29,999 Go to him if you have a problem. 110 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,056 Go to him if you have a problem. 111 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,600 That's enough, mom. You're embarrassing me. 112 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,602 We'll take very good care of him. 113 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:37,898 Give me a hug. I can't breathe! 114 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,941 Jenna! 115 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,110 My role model in everything nubian. 116 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,570 What are you doing here? 117 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,906 I thought you had to go to weight watchers camp this summer. 118 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,241 We wanted her to, 119 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,578 but she insisted on going back to camp ovation. 120 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,788 So we compromised and had her jaw wired shut. 121 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,000 Oh. 122 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,419 You can hardly tell. 123 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:06,467 ♪ I dim the lights and think about you ♪ 124 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,135 ♪ spend sleepless nights ♪ 125 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:11,472 ♪ and think about you ♪ 126 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,183 ♪ you said you loved me ♪ 127 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,144 Buddy Miller, sports counselor. 128 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,688 We have a sports counselor? 129 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,607 Of course we do. 130 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,275 You gonna play some softball this summer? 131 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,277 No. 132 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,448 ♪ Ooh ♪ 133 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,463 Aah! Michael! 134 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,006 How you doin', babe? 135 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,008 Why weren't you on the bus? 136 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:51,136 My sister drove me here. I'm staying with her. 137 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,638 My god, your face. 138 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,516 He tried to go to his junior prom in fishnets and heels. 139 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,518 My junior prom, 140 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,999 I stayed home with a roll of cookie dough and TV land. 141 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,188 I stayed home with a roll of cookie dough and TV land. 142 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,189 I watched my junior prom 143 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,192 from outside in the bushes for three hours. 144 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,986 That's so Stella Dallas. 145 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,655 Is Bert hanley really directing here this summer? 146 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,824 Bert hanley? I thought he retired. 147 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,410 - I thought he died. - He might have. 148 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,495 He was supposed to be here two days ago. 149 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,664 How does that happen? He used to be huge. 150 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,041 He hasn't had a hit since children's crusade. 151 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,501 He never wrote another show. 152 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,504 I hope he directs the benefit this summer. 153 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,756 What are you singing for auditions for the first show? 154 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,000 - Don't rain on my parade. - That's original. 155 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,347 With the tugboat. 156 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,394 What is that supposed to be? 157 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,779 How you doing? 158 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,241 My name's vlad. 159 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,870 Hi. 160 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,375 Okay if I use those drawers? 161 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,627 You can go into anybody's drawers you like. 162 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,546 I don't think you'll get an argument. 163 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,548 Michael! 164 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,968 Just ignore him. That's what he's used to. 165 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,721 I'm Ellen, this is Shaun 166 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:19,225 and spitzer and Michael. 167 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,613 Bathroom? 168 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,996 Thirty-foot rule. 169 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,331 - No way! - What's that? 170 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,749 Michael has to stay 30 feet away 171 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,834 until we know if he's straight or gay. 172 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,753 If he's gay, I'm tyne daly. 173 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,172 Honey, it's just... 174 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,666 Could someone please shut her up? 175 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,053 Next. 176 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,842 ♪ Childhood living ♪ 177 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,848 ♪ is easy to do ♪ 178 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:29,063 ♪ the things you wanted ♪ 179 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:35,425 ♪ I bought them for you ♪ 180 00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:36,571 ♪ I bought them for you ♪ 181 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,035 ♪ graceless lady ♪ 182 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:48,041 ♪ you know who I am ♪ 183 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:55,548 ♪ you know I can't let you ♪ 184 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,095 ♪ slide through my hands ♪ 185 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:05,426 ♪ wild horses ♪ 186 00:12:05,427 --> 00:12:09,395 ♪ wild horses ♪ 187 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:14,817 ♪ couldn't drag me away ♪ 188 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,908 ♪ wild, wild horses ♪ 189 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:29,582 ♪ couldn't drag me away ♪ 190 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,423 A boy. 191 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,928 An honest-to-god straight boy. 192 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,935 Cast lists are up. 193 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,606 I will go insane if I don't get into promises, promises. 194 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,776 I'm in it! 195 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,532 Midnight sun? 196 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:18,047 Old. 197 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:29,309 Old. 198 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:35,425 Lost. 199 00:13:35,426 --> 00:13:35,481 Lost. 200 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:40,903 Lost. 201 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:46,658 Two thousand sunsets, yet not one sunrise. 202 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,203 No, no, no, no! God damn you all! 203 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,373 You piss on the memory of the greatest playwright 204 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,542 of the 20th century! 205 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,837 In Cuba, we took our lives in our hands performing her work, 206 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,215 waiting for Castro's thugs to burst in and arrest us! 207 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,675 I don't understand what I'm saying. 208 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,425 Of course you don't, you middle-class piece of shit! 209 00:14:05,426 --> 00:14:07,012 Of course you don't, you middle-class piece of shit! 210 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,597 I'm doing the best I can. 211 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,015 That's what's so tragic. 212 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,851 Leave her alone. 213 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,774 How about you, then? 214 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,359 Have you had even one painful moment in your life 215 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,530 since the doctor slapped you on your ass when you were born? 216 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,909 Yeah. Tell me, then. 217 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,119 Tell me your most painful moment, 218 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,039 the one that makes you convulse with sobs when you think of it. 219 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,425 Why would I do that in front of three strangers? 220 00:14:35,426 --> 00:14:36,792 Why would I do that in front of three strangers? 221 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,796 To be able to do it in front of 3,000. 222 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,547 Back to the top, 223 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,591 and try not to screw up the blocking this time. 224 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,887 Eyes, eyes, nostrils, silent scream. 225 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,059 I have to go to the bathroom. 226 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,646 Piss in the dumpster. Start again! 227 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,952 ♪ You take the skyway ♪ 228 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:16,499 ♪ high above the busy little one-way ♪ 229 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,460 ♪ in my stupid hat and gloves ♪ 230 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,963 ♪ at night I lie awake ♪ 231 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,800 ♪ wondering if I'll sleep ♪ 232 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,761 ♪ wondering if we'll meet... ♪ 233 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,764 How was your first day of rehearsal? 234 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,308 It was okay. 235 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,772 I'm a little out of my element. 236 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,194 We really do a new show every two weeks? 237 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,697 And a benefit at the end of the summer. 238 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,700 Jeez! 239 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:55,120 Ellen said you were her hero today 240 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,039 with that crazy director. 241 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,127 Can I ask you something personal? 242 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,296 What made you come here? 243 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,425 I want to act. Why? 244 00:16:05,426 --> 00:16:07,800 I want to act. Why? 245 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,013 We just don't get many like you. 246 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,142 Can I ask you something personal? 247 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,143 Yeah. 248 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,354 You're gay, right? 249 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,483 How do you know? 250 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,988 Have you ever experimented with heterosexuality? 251 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,659 You mean sleep with a straight guy? What for? 252 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:35,426 A girl. 253 00:16:35,426 --> 00:16:35,995 A girl. 254 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:39,247 I can't even straighten my hair. 255 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:43,002 That's too bad. You'd be a total playa. 256 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,673 Got that whole Latin thing going. 257 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:53,178 Get a girl alone, throw on some salsa, 258 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,224 whisper a little Spanish in her ear. 259 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,267 You'd make out like a bandit. 260 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,854 I'll keep that in mind. 261 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,569 Is that your father? 262 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,073 That's Stephen sondheim. 263 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,079 The greatest songwriter in musical theater. 264 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,626 I don't talk to my parents. 265 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,879 - Why not? - Enough. 266 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,381 I have to keep some kind of mystery. 267 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,051 You'll grow bored with me and move on to someone younger. 268 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,425 - Good night, Mike. - 'Night, vlad. 269 00:17:35,426 --> 00:17:37,223 - Good night, Mike. - 'Night, vlad. 270 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,065 Did he call me Mike? 271 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,153 ♪ Skyway ♪ 272 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:59,912 ♪ skyway ♪ 273 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,267 Can I help you? 274 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,312 I'm not sure where I'm supposed to go. 275 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:29,024 - I'm Bert hanley. - Bert hanley? It's about time. 276 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,150 Where have you been? 277 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,320 You were supposed to be here two days ago. 278 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,282 You're right. What's the use in lying? 279 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,659 I've been drinking for 72 hours. 280 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,453 You've been drinking? 281 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:41,674 Not the way you make it sound when you say, "drinking?!" 282 00:18:41,675 --> 00:18:45,790 Not the way you make it sound when you say, "drinking?!" 283 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,793 I'm fine now, really. 284 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:53,299 Let's get started. I'll get those. 285 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,846 I assumed that we would have some adult time to ourselves. 286 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,811 What show am I doing, anyway? 287 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,488 ♪ Good times and bum times, I've seen them all ♪ 288 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:21,326 ♪ and, my dear, I'm still here ♪ 289 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,994 ♪ plush velvet sometimes ♪ 290 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,831 ♪ sometimes just pretzels and beer ♪ 291 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,417 ♪ but I'm here ♪ 292 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,837 ♪ I've run the gamut "a" to "z" ♪ 293 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:37,384 ♪ three cheers and damn it, c'est la vie ♪ 294 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,512 ♪ I got through all of last year ♪ 295 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,673 ♪ and I'm here ♪ 296 00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:44,599 ♪ and I'm here ♪ 297 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,852 ♪ lord knows, at least I was there ♪ 298 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:52,232 ♪ and I'm here ♪ 299 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:56,236 ♪ look who's here ♪ 300 00:19:56,237 --> 00:20:03,244 ♪ I'm still here ♪ 301 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,127 Hi! 302 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,422 Hi. 303 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,597 My name's vlad. 304 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,601 I don't mean to bother you or anything. 305 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,673 I just wanted to tell you how excited I am that you're here. 306 00:21:11,674 --> 00:21:14,648 I just wanted to tell you how excited I am that you're here. 307 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,319 I did a production of the children's crusade 308 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,155 at school this spring. 309 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,283 And, uh... 310 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,329 At first I did it just to get close to this girl. 311 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,289 But then it was so good. 312 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:35,376 It really took the characters of the kids so seriously. 313 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:39,464 That's really kind of you to say. 314 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,466 That song I sing for you, 315 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:41,674 I listened to the record, like, a hundred times 316 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,635 I listened to the record, like, a hundred times 317 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:47,180 just to get the chords right on my guitar. 318 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:50,350 It's not out on cd. Did you know that? 319 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,728 Yeah, I knew that. 320 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,191 So, what shows have you done since then, Mr. hanley? 321 00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:02,237 Thank you very much for coming by to visit, vlad. 322 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:06,574 Thank you. Just give me a break. 323 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,700 You little ass-kisser. 324 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,328 One, two, three, four. 325 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,000 Quit dragging! 326 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,836 Y'all better get your asses used to less sleep 327 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,215 'cause we're gonna have rehearsal all morning. 328 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:26,511 Then lunch, then rehearsal. 329 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,514 Then dinner, then rehearsal. 330 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:33,184 And the whole thing starts all over again the next day. 331 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,728 Miss Allen, we've all seen the beginning of fame. 332 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,106 Ooh! Ooh! 333 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,568 Fame, huh? 334 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,203 They do that on fame? 335 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,872 No. 336 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:58,210 Again! One, two, three, four. 337 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,133 'Night, Jenna. 338 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,468 'Night, Ellen. 339 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,137 Shut up! Start again! 340 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,673 Eyes, eyes, nostrils! Silent scream! 341 00:23:11,674 --> 00:23:12,391 Eyes, eyes, nostrils! Silent scream! 342 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,401 You're really talented. 343 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:27,614 I don't understand a single word of this crap, 344 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,908 but you do it with such conviction. 345 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:38,917 So... 346 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,756 A guy like you could have a really lucky summer 347 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,592 in a place like this, huh? 348 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,767 I'm starting to get that idea. 349 00:23:56,310 --> 00:24:00,606 Hey, look. First star. I know my wish. 350 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,485 Changing the subject. 351 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:08,488 Do you have any brothers or sisters? 352 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:11,673 Four brothers... Two older, two younger. 353 00:24:11,674 --> 00:24:13,160 Four brothers... Two older, two younger. 354 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,373 Must be tough when the middle child is the special one. 355 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,166 Throws everything out of whack. 356 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,960 Special? Yeah. 357 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,128 I don't even remember the last time 358 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,632 my parents called me by the right name. 359 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,512 You don't think you're special? 360 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:33,681 No. 361 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,892 I mean, seriously. 362 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:41,673 I don't mean like dorky boy-band kind of special, 363 00:24:41,674 --> 00:24:42,314 I don't mean like dorky boy-band kind of special, 364 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,900 which I'm sure you get all the time, but... 365 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,153 There's something really there. 366 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,573 Something substantial. 367 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:56,495 And you deserve something substantial in return. 368 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,420 God. Somebody hit me with a rock so I shut up. 369 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:06,505 No. 370 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,009 Made me feel great. 371 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,229 It's cold. 372 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:24,898 Come here. 373 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,526 That worked. 374 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:34,783 It's 10 A.M. everybody should be in class. 375 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,539 ♪ Cut out the smalltalk ♪ 376 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:41,674 ♪ I've given up on you ♪ 377 00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:44,793 ♪ I've given up on you ♪ 378 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,797 ♪ you brave with the big talk ♪ 379 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:53,594 ♪ when all your friends are there ♪ 380 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,889 ♪ bronzed from the sunshine ♪ 381 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:02,603 ♪ of all your holidays ♪ 382 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:06,731 ♪ let me down easy ♪ 383 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:11,673 ♪ I can't hide all this shame ♪ 384 00:26:11,674 --> 00:26:13,113 ♪ I can't hide all this shame ♪ 385 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,093 ♪ I fought for your honor ♪ 386 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:39,515 ♪ a lot more than made sense ♪ 387 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:41,674 ♪ I'm distanced and sucked out ♪ 388 00:26:41,675 --> 00:26:43,684 ♪ I'm distanced and sucked out ♪ 389 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:47,981 ♪ away from breakables ♪ 390 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:51,692 ♪ it rhymes with the stunts ♪ 391 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:56,698 ♪ you pull wool over my eyes ♪ 392 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,117 ♪ I cry out in lumps ♪ 393 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:07,125 ♪ and pretend to need your shoulder ♪ 394 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,645 Here we are. 395 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,148 Jeez. 396 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,692 Be it ever so humble... 397 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:35,820 What's up, fritzi? 398 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:36,863 Would you like fritzi 399 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,700 to fix you a bug juice or something? 400 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:45,080 No. 401 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,671 Leave us. 402 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,720 Bye, Fritz. 403 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,895 Does she work for you now? 404 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,272 She likes to do little things for me. 405 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:11,674 It makes her feel like she belongs. 406 00:28:11,675 --> 00:28:13,691 It makes her feel like she belongs. 407 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,903 I'm supposed to be running lines with Ellen. 408 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,905 She'll have the whole summer to do 409 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:23,076 that brother-sister bonding thing she does with all the boys. 410 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,234 Sit. 411 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,415 You said you had a fantastic surprise for me. 412 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:11,674 What is it? 413 00:29:11,675 --> 00:29:12,918 What is it? 414 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,128 Surprise. 415 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,762 I'm going to ask if I can dance with Stella jolla 416 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,764 in the "Turkey lurkey" number. 417 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,684 I've been practicing really hard. 418 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:31,769 That's the part Jill wants to play. 419 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,105 "Turkey lurkey" is the best number in the show. 420 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,815 I know. 421 00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:39,443 I took dance classes all winter. 422 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,444 Good for you. 423 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,673 Um... 424 00:29:41,674 --> 00:29:41,947 Um... 425 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,865 The only thing is, it's a '60s show. 426 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,283 That means tight little miniskirts. 427 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,994 I'm just trying to be a friend. 428 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:49,453 What are you saying, 429 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,455 that everyone would see my legs? 430 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,834 Not that they're so bad. They're just a little chunky. 431 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,003 But the halter tops. 432 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,963 I'd worry about my rolls 433 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:00,631 jiggling around in the spotlight. 434 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,801 Whereas the secretary character has some great one-liners 435 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,804 and wears sensible suits. 436 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,186 We just love it here. 437 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:16,522 We see a show every summer. 438 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:20,026 What did we see the kids do last year? 439 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:21,068 Wit. 440 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,653 Wit, right. 441 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,906 Dark, but really entertaining. 442 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:34,373 ♪ It's Turkey lurkey time ♪ 443 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:38,002 ♪ tom Turkey ran away, but he just came home ♪ 444 00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:40,004 ♪ it's Turkey lurkey time ♪ 445 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,673 ♪ he's really home to stay, never one to roam ♪ 446 00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,007 ♪ he's really home to stay, never one to roam ♪ 447 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,842 ♪ let's make a wish ♪ 448 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:50,514 ♪ and may all our wishes come true ♪ 449 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,516 ♪ a snowy, blowy Christmas ♪ 450 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,727 ♪ a mistletoey Christmas ♪ 451 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:59,106 ♪ a Turkey lurkey Christmas to you ♪ 452 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:02,235 ♪ a Turkey lurkey Christmas to you ♪ 453 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:06,947 ♪ it's loosey goosey time ♪ 454 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:10,701 ♪ she was a gadabout, but she's back again ♪ 455 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:11,674 ♪ it's loosey goosey time ♪ 456 00:31:11,674 --> 00:31:12,370 ♪ it's loosey goosey time ♪ 457 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:15,873 ♪ her time is running out, and we all know when ♪ 458 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:16,957 ♪ let's make a wish ♪ 459 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:22,880 ♪ and may all our wishes come true ♪ 460 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,715 ♪ a snowy, blowy Christmas ♪ 461 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:27,051 ♪ a mistletoey Christmas ♪ 462 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:31,055 ♪ a loosey goosey Christmas to you ♪ 463 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:33,934 ♪ a loosey goosey Christmas to you ♪ 464 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:41,649 ♪ Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey ♪ 465 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:41,674 ♪ some for uncle Joe ♪ 466 00:31:41,675 --> 00:31:43,943 ♪ some for uncle Joe ♪ 467 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:45,986 ♪ some for cousin Lucy ♪ 468 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,488 ♪ everybody gather round the table ♪ 469 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,949 ♪ dig in, dinner's being served ♪ 470 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,076 ♪ eat all the Turkey you are able ♪ 471 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,911 ♪ did you see a partridge in a pear tree? ♪ 472 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:58,082 ♪ Climb up and bring it down for me ♪ 473 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:02,587 ♪ that's something I would like to see ♪ 474 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,174 ♪ a snowy, blowy Christmas ♪ 475 00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:50,551 ♪ a mistletoey Christmas ♪ 476 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:54,805 ♪ a Turkey lurkey Christmas to you ♪ 477 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,849 ♪ you ♪ 478 00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:59,018 ♪ you ♪ 479 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,978 ♪ you ♪ 480 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,980 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 481 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,982 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 482 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,984 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 483 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,194 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 484 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:11,673 ♪ I'm still here ♪ 485 00:33:11,674 --> 00:33:11,990 ♪ I'm still here ♪ 486 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,407 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 487 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,576 ♪ I'm still here ♪ 488 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,745 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 489 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:19,580 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 490 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,665 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 491 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,584 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 492 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:26,003 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 493 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,254 ♪ ta ta ta ♪ 494 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,256 ♪ ta-ta ♪ 495 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,189 Sadness. 496 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:52,697 Vlad, your cat's dead. I'm sorry. 497 00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:57,368 He was hit by a car this afternoon. 498 00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:01,038 Vlad, your mom's dead. I'm sorry. 499 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:04,376 She got nailed by a car this afternoon. 500 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:13,759 Sorry. 501 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,221 I like to practice in the mirror. 502 00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:24,896 Your parents coming to your show? 503 00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:28,732 Jesus, you still haven't called 'em? 504 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,901 What are you going to do when you have to go home? 505 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,111 I'm not going home. 506 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,445 Where you going to live? 507 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,239 I'll find an apartment. 508 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,408 You'll end up on a milk carton. 509 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,285 They haven't called me, either. 510 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:41,673 How much you wanna bet they don't call me on my birthday? 511 00:34:41,674 --> 00:34:42,955 How much you wanna bet they don't call me on my birthday? 512 00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:44,666 Then you have to be bigger than them. 513 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,085 Mike, 514 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,797 how often are you going to get cast as Romeo? 515 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,258 I mean it. Call 'em. 516 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:57,428 Besides, who can resist you in them tights? 517 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:01,515 Are you blushing? You kidding? 518 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,977 I'm doing everything but bat my eyes. 519 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:05,979 Call 'em. 520 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,200 Hey! 521 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:21,285 Buddy Miller, sports counselor. 522 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:22,536 Remember me? 523 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:23,955 Think fast. 524 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,207 Ow! 525 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:36,216 "Dear Mr. flores, the school has determined that 526 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,938 "due to your refusal to wear either a tuxedo 527 00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:39,136 "due to your refusal to wear either a tuxedo 528 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,804 "or an ankle-length formal gown, 529 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,473 "you failed to meet the dress code, 530 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,975 "and therefore appropriate action was taken 531 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,478 in refusing you entrance to this year's junior prom." 532 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:50,022 You didn't get in because of your hemline? 533 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,066 Vlad! 534 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:54,319 I've been looking all over for you. 535 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,664 What are you drinking? 536 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:07,938 Chicken breast. 537 00:36:07,939 --> 00:36:08,083 Chicken breast. 538 00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:10,000 Don't you think that's a little extreme? 539 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,503 It's her parents' idea, the pricks. 540 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,754 Ow! 541 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,506 It's like some Nazi experiment. 542 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,257 They're just looking out for me. 543 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,344 You're only a few pounds heavier than Ellen. 544 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:25,516 Tell me something... Isn't it a pain in the ass 545 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,686 to put on all that makeup every day? 546 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,605 I don't mind the extra effort so people have something nice to look at. 547 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,941 I think she looks wonderful. We know! 548 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:36,193 Looking good to attract the opposite sex 549 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,938 has been a basic human impulse for almost a thousand years. 550 00:36:37,939 --> 00:36:39,738 Has been a basic human impulse for almost a thousand years. 551 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,281 What about before that? 552 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:42,783 However old the world is. 553 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:45,369 You know, maybe if you'd soften up a little, 554 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:47,746 you'd land yourself a boyfriend 555 00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:50,707 and lose that hostile edge that's so unattractive. 556 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:53,043 Drop dead. That's the one. 557 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,755 I'd be happy to help. You could be my project. 558 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,966 I'll put you on a diet. I'll style your hair. 559 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,300 Enough. 560 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:01,927 I heard about your little line-learning session. 561 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,388 You got vlad to put his arm around you. 562 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:07,558 That must be like third base for someone 563 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:07,939 who's never been touched by a boy, isn't it? 564 00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:10,270 Who's never been touched by a boy, isn't it? 565 00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,069 Ellen, wait. 566 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,073 Where do you think you're going? 567 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:26,828 You know, I think I know your sister cinderella. 568 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,938 ♪ Imagining you ♪ 569 00:37:37,939 --> 00:37:38,506 ♪ imagining you ♪ 570 00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:42,342 ♪ in new situations ♪ 571 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,845 There you are. 572 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:47,931 You disappeared so fast. I looked everywhere for you. 573 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,934 Where's your girlfriend? 574 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:53,104 She's not my girlfriend. 575 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,484 Why'd you come after me? 576 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,488 I don't know. 577 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,282 'Cause you were upset. 578 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:07,938 She's a bitch. So was I. 579 00:38:07,939 --> 00:38:08,953 She's a bitch. So was I. 580 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:11,289 No. 581 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,007 I like you, Ellen. 582 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:37,939 I like you, too. 583 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:39,150 I like you, too. 584 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:42,487 Okay. 585 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,658 Yeah. 586 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:54,498 What is it that we're listening to, anyway? 587 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:56,334 Nothing. 588 00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,378 I can't deal with this anymore. 589 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:03,257 What? I like regular music, too. 590 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:07,511 I like joni Mitchell. I know every album by heart. 591 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:07,939 They have this great new thing called drums. 592 00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:09,847 They have this great new thing called drums. 593 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,432 You're gonna love it. 594 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,700 What's so special about this? 595 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,411 Sometimes it's nice not to be special. 596 00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:35,539 Sometimes it's nice to listen to what everyone else listens to 597 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:36,874 just to be normal for once. 598 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,210 Dance with me. 599 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,879 Jump off the roof. 600 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,465 Come on, dance with me. 601 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:54,976 Asshole! 602 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,561 Just kidding. 603 00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:58,730 Just kidding. 604 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,273 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 605 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:03,108 ♪ you keep me dark inside ♪ 606 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:05,611 ♪ my feelings I can't hide ♪ 607 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,938 ♪ you've got a hold on me ♪ 608 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:08,281 ♪ you've got a hold on me ♪ 609 00:40:08,282 --> 00:40:10,908 ♪ but in your arms I want to be ♪ 610 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,660 ♪ 'cause there ain't no other way ♪ 611 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,747 ♪ please believe me when I say ♪ 612 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,082 ♪ I never had a doubt ♪ 613 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:23,295 ♪ it's you that I can't live without ♪ 614 00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:24,297 ♪ yeah ♪ 615 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,091 ♪ mmm ♪ 616 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,470 Fiddler on the roof? 617 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:34,431 This is the last straw. Look at us. 618 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,683 Do we look like any Jews you know? 619 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:37,938 You could be sephardic. 620 00:40:37,939 --> 00:40:38,853 You could be sephardic. 621 00:40:38,854 --> 00:40:42,773 Look at those curly things on petie. 622 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,609 I don't think motel the tailor used a lot of hair relaxer. 623 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:49,363 It's color-blind casting. What do you want me to do? 624 00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:51,531 Porgy and Bess? Bring in 'da noise? 625 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:53,533 Why do we have to play white characters 626 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,619 show after show, summer after summer? 627 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,871 I don't have enough black kids to do an all-black show. 628 00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:59,623 I want my little brother learning 629 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,875 he can be himself and still get applause. 630 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,294 You know what I'm saying? 631 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,464 Now, what are you gonna do about it? 632 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:14,304 ♪ And I am telling you ♪ 633 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:17,642 ♪ I'm not going ♪ 634 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:22,145 ♪ you're the best man I'll ever know ♪ 635 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:25,691 ♪ there's no way I can ever go ♪ 636 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:28,235 ♪ no, no, no, no way ♪ 637 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:33,532 ♪ no, no, no, no way I'm living without you ♪ 638 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:37,327 ♪ I'm not living without you ♪ 639 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:37,939 ♪ I don't wanna be free ♪ 640 00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:41,039 ♪ I don't wanna be free ♪ 641 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,749 ♪ I'm staying ♪ 642 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,001 ♪ I'm staying ♪ 643 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:48,004 ♪ and you, and you ♪ 644 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:51,758 ♪ you're gonna love me ♪ 645 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:55,053 ♪ ohh ♪ 646 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:57,682 ♪ you're gonna love me ♪ 647 00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:06,565 ♪ and I am telling you ♪ 648 00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:07,938 ♪ I'm not going ♪ 649 00:42:07,939 --> 00:42:09,693 ♪ I'm not going ♪ 650 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:14,197 ♪ even though the rough times are showing ♪ 651 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,450 ♪ there's just no way ♪ 652 00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:18,703 ♪ no way ♪ 653 00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:23,708 Skateboarding? 654 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,960 For someone with a name like Vladimir, 655 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:29,713 you sure are a clichéd American teenager. 656 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:32,382 If you don't like it, stop watching. 657 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,759 I'm not. 658 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,053 I'm reading. 659 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:56,823 Sorry. I'm only human. 660 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:59,076 Call your parents, Romeo. 661 00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:01,829 Get 'em up here. 662 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:07,939 ♪ And I am ♪ 663 00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:13,632 ♪ and I am ♪ 664 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:16,134 ♪ telling you ♪ 665 00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:19,472 ♪ I'm not going ♪ 666 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,265 ♪ I'm staying ♪ 667 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,434 ♪ I'm staying ♪ 668 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:27,354 ♪ and you, and you, and you ♪ 669 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:31,775 ♪ you're gonna love me ♪ 670 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:34,444 ♪ ohh ♪ 671 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:37,938 ♪ you're gonna love me ♪ 672 00:43:37,939 --> 00:43:38,157 ♪ you're gonna love me ♪ 673 00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:39,950 ♪ yes ♪ 674 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:42,369 ♪ love me ♪ 675 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:49,042 ♪ you're gonna love ♪ 676 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:56,050 ♪ me ♪ 677 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:19,990 ♪ I have always been a dreamer ♪ 678 00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:23,827 ♪ from the day I was born ♪ 679 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:27,163 ♪ I've watched the skies ♪ 680 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:28,165 I envy you. 681 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:35,047 You've probably known what you wanted to do since you were born. 682 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,889 When I was eight years old, 683 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:46,933 I asked my father to send me to acting class. 684 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:48,603 And you know what he said? 685 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:53,773 "There are five billion people in this world. 686 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:56,860 "If only 1/10th of 1% of them want to be actors, 687 00:44:56,861 --> 00:44:59,614 "that's still five million people. 688 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:04,577 "Do you really think you're prettier than five million people? 689 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:09,582 You're not even the prettiest one in your class." 690 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,966 I think you're very pretty. 691 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:28,392 God. 692 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,980 Why should that make me want to cry? 693 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,407 I would've asked you to your prom. 694 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:54,502 ♪ Baby, I believe in love ♪ 695 00:45:55,962 --> 00:46:00,846 ♪ yes, I believe in love ♪ 696 00:46:00,847 --> 00:46:01,968 ♪ yes, I believe in love ♪ 697 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:18,609 Mom. 698 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:20,987 Hi. 699 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,781 I'm sorry, did I wake you up? 700 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:33,624 It's nice to hear your voice, too. 701 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:39,964 I miss you too, mom. 702 00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:51,308 Can you guys come see my show? 703 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:54,812 Great. 704 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,321 New cast lists are up. 705 00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:07,992 I got joanne in company. You're in it, too. 706 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,166 What are you doing? 707 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:17,835 Nothing. 708 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,337 What is that? 709 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,341 Is that my underwear? 710 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,344 I was just washing them out. 711 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,681 We need to talk. 712 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,269 I think we need a little break from each other. 713 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,021 What? 714 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:39,356 It's something I've been meaning 715 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,566 to bring up for a while now. 716 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:44,944 This whole thing is beginning to get a little weird. 717 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:46,362 I don't understand. 718 00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:48,198 I've done everything you've asked me to. 719 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:50,575 I know, and it's been a great help, 720 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:53,119 but the time has come for you to get 721 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,580 some sort of life. 722 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,541 I have a life. Get another one. 723 00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:00,752 I don't know why you're saying this. 724 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:00,847 I can be better. You're not hearing me. 725 00:48:00,848 --> 00:48:02,587 I can be better. You're not hearing me. 726 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,714 Test me. I'll do anything you say. 727 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,051 You're my best friend! Get away from me, you freak! 728 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:12,722 From now on, 729 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,767 let's just go about our business and pretend like we never met. 730 00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:17,394 Okay? 731 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:18,895 I'm going out. 732 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,273 Why don't you be gone when I get back. 733 00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,331 You ready for our big opening night? 734 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:44,170 You're very intense back there in the chorus. 735 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,756 Is everything okay? 736 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,592 I'm a little frustrated. 737 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:53,346 Frustration's a useless emotion. 738 00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:56,599 If you see something you want, you just got to go for it. 739 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,977 Easy to say. 740 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:00,846 It's better to regret something you have done 741 00:49:00,847 --> 00:49:02,105 it's better to regret something you have done 742 00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:04,107 than something you haven't done. 743 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:06,777 Trust me, I'm the expert. Really? 744 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:09,320 I've been watching you, 745 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:13,158 and you are a scary little girl. 746 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,953 There's nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it. 747 00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:22,167 Thank you, Mr. hanley. 748 00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:23,961 You've been very helpful. 749 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:30,847 Lunch is now being served. 750 00:49:30,848 --> 00:49:33,720 Lunch is now being served. 751 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,723 Everybody should be at lunch. 752 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:16,347 I'd like to propose a toast. 753 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:23,686 ♪ Here's to the ladies who lunch ♪ 754 00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:26,106 ♪ everybody laugh ♪ 755 00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:39,869 ♪ lounging in their caftans ♪ 756 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:45,542 ♪ and planning a brunch on their own behalf ♪ 757 00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:58,221 I'm going to call it off. I think you'd better. 758 00:50:58,222 --> 00:50:59,223 Wait. 759 00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:04,143 What in the hell are you doing here? 760 00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:06,646 I knew you'd be discussing stopping the show, 761 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:09,274 and I just thought how disappointed the kids would be. 762 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:11,150 You scheming little bitch! 763 00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:13,444 Please! I'm a child. 764 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:15,071 If you think for one... 765 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,447 Save the speech, rummy. 766 00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:18,408 She's fucked, I'm ready, 767 00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:20,743 and the goddamn show must go on. 768 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:23,080 So let's get cracking, shall we? 769 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,168 ♪ I'll drink to that ♪ 770 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,756 ♪ here's to the girls who just watch ♪ 771 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:35,759 ♪ aren't they the best? ♪ 772 00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:39,137 ♪ When they get depressed ♪ 773 00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:41,306 ♪ it's a bottle of scotch ♪ 774 00:51:41,307 --> 00:51:43,851 ♪ plus a little jest ♪ 775 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:50,606 ♪ another chance to disapprove ♪ 776 00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:54,777 ♪ another brilliant zinger ♪ 777 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:58,781 ♪ another reason not to move ♪ 778 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,846 ♪ another vodka stinger ♪ 779 00:52:00,847 --> 00:52:01,452 ♪ another vodka stinger ♪ 780 00:52:01,453 --> 00:52:03,871 Aah! 781 00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:07,333 ♪ I'll drink to that ♪ 782 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:13,338 ♪ so here's to the girls on the go ♪ 783 00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:15,507 ♪ everybody tries ♪ 784 00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:21,012 ♪ look into their eyes and you'll see what they know ♪ 785 00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:25,725 ♪ everybody dies ♪ 786 00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:28,562 ♪ a toast to that invincible bunch ♪ 787 00:52:29,855 --> 00:52:30,847 ♪ the dinosaurs surviving the crunch ♪ 788 00:52:30,848 --> 00:52:32,649 ♪ the dinosaurs surviving the crunch ♪ 789 00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:36,694 ♪ let's hear it for the ladies who lunch ♪ 790 00:52:36,695 --> 00:52:42,325 ♪ everybody rise ♪ 791 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:45,328 ♪ rise ♪ 792 00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:47,497 ♪ rise ♪ 793 00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:49,707 ♪ rise ♪ 794 00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:51,751 ♪ rise ♪ 795 00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:53,920 ♪ rise ♪ 796 00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:55,838 ♪ rise ♪ 797 00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,507 ♪ rise ♪ 798 00:52:57,508 --> 00:53:00,846 ♪ rise ♪ 799 00:53:00,847 --> 00:53:01,011 ♪ rise ♪ 800 00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:14,190 Two households, both alike in dignity 801 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:17,693 in fair verona, where we lay our scene. 802 00:53:17,694 --> 00:53:21,239 From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, 803 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:25,452 where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. 804 00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:36,516 Romeo, come forth. 805 00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:37,713 Romeo, come forth. 806 00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:40,466 Come forth, thou fearful man. 807 00:53:40,467 --> 00:53:43,302 Affliction is enamored of thy parts 808 00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:46,223 and thou art wedded to calamity. 809 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:50,268 Father, 'tis I, Romeo. 810 00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:53,396 What news? What is the prince's doom? 811 00:53:53,397 --> 00:53:55,482 What sorrow craves acquaintance... 812 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:14,293 Tell me, chino... 813 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:19,173 How many bullets are left in this gun? 814 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:26,596 Enough for you? And you? And you? 815 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,097 How many can I shoot 816 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:30,309 and still have one left for me? 817 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,672 Michael! 818 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:05,469 Michael, where are you? 819 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,648 Michael. 820 00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:23,654 Dude, we looked all over for you. 821 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:27,658 I heard about what happened. 822 00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:31,328 I called them afterwards... 823 00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:35,081 To make sure they weren't dead somewhere 824 00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:36,516 on the New York state thruway. 825 00:55:36,517 --> 00:55:37,084 On the New York state thruway. 826 00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:45,050 My father decided he couldn't put himself through seeing me. 827 00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:48,387 What does that even mean? 828 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:52,181 It means they think I'm a freak, 829 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:54,518 like the kids at my school. 830 00:55:57,354 --> 00:56:00,357 Let's face it, even here I'm in the upper third. 831 00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:06,516 Why don't you live at home? 832 00:56:06,517 --> 00:56:06,780 Why don't you live at home? 833 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:09,699 Prom night, 834 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:13,036 my father looked at me bleeding in a dress. 835 00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:16,414 He told me I brought it upon myself. 836 00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:19,417 He said that if I did that when he were in school, 837 00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:22,545 he'd have been one of those boys kicking my ass, too. 838 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:24,297 That's crazy. 839 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,549 When it was happening, 840 00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:32,430 I just projected myself out of it, 841 00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:35,726 and in my head I went somewhere else. 842 00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:38,562 Where? 843 00:56:42,899 --> 00:56:45,068 Here. 844 00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:53,409 Why would you wear a dress to your prom, dude? 845 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,077 You had to know 846 00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:56,746 you were going to get creamed. 847 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,581 I don't get that. 848 00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:00,417 Of course you don't get that. 849 00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:03,461 That's because your life 850 00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:05,422 is pretty damn close to perfect. 851 00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:10,677 Mine is like, one from column "a," one from column "shit." 852 00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:14,264 Perfect. 853 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:24,440 How about this? 854 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:27,485 3, 4, 6, 1, 3, 4, 6, 4, 10, 855 00:57:27,486 --> 00:57:30,780 4, 14, 3, 17, 1, 18, 856 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:35,034 6, 24, 4, 28, 3, 31, 4. 857 00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:36,516 What's that? 858 00:57:36,517 --> 00:57:36,620 What's that? 859 00:57:36,621 --> 00:57:38,455 Have you ever heard of ocd? 860 00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:41,832 I count letters involuntarily. 861 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,668 That was "one from column 'a, ' 862 00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,628 one from column 'shit.'" 863 00:57:45,629 --> 00:57:47,296 I don't understand. 864 00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:48,631 It's like, 865 00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:50,633 if I don't take my pill, 866 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:53,010 then every time someone speaks, 867 00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:55,471 or if I have an idea, 868 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,723 or if somebody talks... 869 00:57:57,724 --> 00:57:59,517 Anything... 870 00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,853 I break it down into words, then into letters, 871 00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:04,648 and I add them up. 872 00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:06,517 3, 1, 3, 4, 2. "And I add them up." 873 00:58:06,518 --> 00:58:11,237 3, 1, 3, 4, 2. "And I add them up." 874 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:14,865 I take those numbers, and I add them up backwards. 875 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:19,495 3, 1, 3, 4, 2 was 6, 3, 9, 1, 10, 3, 13, 4. 876 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,497 The last word plus the word before that, 877 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:24,000 plus the word before that, and on and on... 878 00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:27,670 Till it ends in a prime number. 879 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:30,882 It's, like, constantly in my head. 880 00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:34,343 I take it all back. 881 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,346 That's the sickest thing I ever heard. 882 00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:39,015 I know. 883 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:42,853 It's weird 'cause it's, like, it's just there. 884 00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:48,608 3, 4, 5, 9, 3, 12, 3. "It's just there." 885 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:50,861 Whoa! 886 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:57,576 It's crazy. Oh, my god. 887 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,419 That's why I act. 888 00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:10,255 That's why I want to be an actor. 889 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,215 'Cause when I'm acting, 890 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:16,052 it's not there if it's really going good, 891 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:17,595 you know? 892 00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:19,598 It's like the character doesn't have it... 893 00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:24,644 So I don't have it. 894 00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:45,957 A teenage Prozac junkie. 895 00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:50,754 That's my perfect life. 896 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,641 I guess we're both freaks. 897 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:05,685 Well... 898 01:00:07,687 --> 01:00:10,314 You can take a pill for yours. 899 01:00:10,315 --> 01:00:14,610 I'm still some teenage drag queen 900 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:16,612 with bad skin 901 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,155 who can't put on a dress 902 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:19,991 without getting the crap beat out of him. 903 01:00:27,374 --> 01:00:29,125 Let's get out of here, man. 904 01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:33,171 ♪ Skyway ♪ 905 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:41,971 ♪ skyway ♪ 906 01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:46,141 Good morning, campers. Time to rise and shine. 907 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:47,977 Today's wake-up song 908 01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:50,354 is a special birthday dedication 909 01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:53,732 to Michael flores. 910 01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:55,694 Happy birthday, Michael. 911 01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:03,201 Surprise! 912 01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:06,516 Happy birthday! 913 01:01:06,517 --> 01:01:07,664 Happy birthday! 914 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:20,259 ♪ You've done me wrong ♪ 915 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,760 Oh, my god, look at you! 916 01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:23,345 ♪ You took a sip ♪ 917 01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:25,222 ♪ from the devil's cup ♪ 918 01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:27,766 ♪ you broke my heart ♪ 919 01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:29,560 ♪ there's no way back ♪ 920 01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:30,936 ♪ move right out of here... ♪ 921 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:32,563 The only thing I have to say is, 922 01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:33,898 the hair on my legs better grow back, 923 01:01:33,899 --> 01:01:35,941 or else somebody's getting sued. 924 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:36,517 - You did not! - ♪ god shave the queen ♪ 925 01:01:36,518 --> 01:01:40,905 - You did not! - ♪ god shave the queen ♪ 926 01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:42,364 Surprise! 927 01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:45,868 Drag kings "r" us! 928 01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:47,703 ♪ Take it like a man, baby ♪ 929 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,121 ♪ if that's what you are ♪ 930 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,915 ♪ 'cause I'm moving on up ♪ 931 01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:52,875 ♪ you're moving on out ♪ 932 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:54,960 ♪ moving on up ♪ 933 01:01:54,961 --> 01:01:56,921 ♪ nothing can stop me ♪ 934 01:01:56,922 --> 01:01:58,213 ♪ moving on up ♪ 935 01:01:58,214 --> 01:02:00,466 ♪ you're moving on out ♪ 936 01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:03,218 - ♪ time to break free ♪ ooh! 937 01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:04,596 Make a wish. 938 01:02:05,889 --> 01:02:06,517 Right at this moment, I have everything I want. 939 01:02:06,518 --> 01:02:09,808 Right at this moment, I have everything I want. 940 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:10,810 So... 941 01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:14,772 I'll give this wish to you guys. 942 01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:17,400 Ohh! 943 01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:47,138 ♪ I sing for you ♪ 944 01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:50,766 ♪ and only you ♪ 945 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:55,814 ♪ wherever I go, I find you ♪ 946 01:02:58,650 --> 01:03:03,988 ♪ you're in the sound of every "hello" ♪ 947 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:06,516 ♪ in everything I do ♪ 948 01:03:06,517 --> 01:03:06,783 ♪ in everything I do ♪ 949 01:03:08,827 --> 01:03:13,372 ♪ you're the song I was destined to know ♪ 950 01:03:13,373 --> 01:03:18,795 ♪ and I only sing for you ♪ 951 01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:28,679 ♪ you went away ♪ 952 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,473 ♪ I should have known ♪ 953 01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:36,146 ♪ you'd leave so many dreams behind you ♪ 954 01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:42,986 ♪ thought I'd be fine just being alone ♪ 955 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:47,365 ♪ I didn't have a clue ♪ 956 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:52,996 ♪ but my heart had a mind of its own ♪ 957 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:58,835 ♪ and would only sing for you ♪ 958 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,516 ♪ you're in the sound of rain ♪ 959 01:04:06,517 --> 01:04:11,056 ♪ you're in the sound of rain ♪ 960 01:04:19,397 --> 01:04:20,898 Who are you people? 961 01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:23,860 What planet did you beam down from? 962 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:29,032 I'm serious. 963 01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:32,034 If I can teach you one thing, 964 01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:35,038 which is supposed to be my job here... 965 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:36,517 It'd be that you should all go home. 966 01:04:36,518 --> 01:04:39,042 It'd be that you should all go home. 967 01:04:40,251 --> 01:04:45,047 Michael Bennett's dead. Bob fosse is dead. 968 01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:48,885 Times Square is a theme park now. 969 01:04:51,096 --> 01:04:52,888 I hate to be the grinch, 970 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:56,058 but it's not normal what goes on up here. 971 01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:59,061 Somebody has got to warn you. 972 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:02,315 Teenage fag hags become adult fag hags. 973 01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,484 Straight boys are straight. 974 01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:06,516 You can't turn 'em just because you need to be loved. 975 01:05:06,517 --> 01:05:09,321 You can't turn 'em just because you need to be loved. 976 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:11,406 The foundation that's being laid here 977 01:05:11,407 --> 01:05:14,993 is not going to help you in the real world. 978 01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:17,079 It's going to lead to waitressing jobs 979 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,915 and bitterness 980 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:24,253 and the obsessive, pointless collecting 981 01:05:24,254 --> 01:05:28,925 of out-of-print original cast albums. 982 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,931 Mr. hanley? 983 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,267 Mr. hanley? 984 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:42,980 Look, I don't know what your problem is, and I don't really care. 985 01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:44,439 Maybe you're a son of a bitch 986 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,024 just 'cause you haven't written a show 987 01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:47,943 in, like, a million years. 988 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:49,862 Or maybe you're just a stupid drunk, 989 01:05:49,863 --> 01:05:52,030 but those kids, they look up to you. 990 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,449 And they don't deserve to be treated like that. 991 01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:55,534 "They"? 992 01:05:55,535 --> 01:05:57,953 Did you think I wasn't talking to you, too? 993 01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,329 Or did I forget to mention that 994 01:05:59,330 --> 01:06:02,553 you're a fraud who has to be everybody's golden boy, 995 01:06:02,554 --> 01:06:02,876 you're a fraud who has to be everybody's golden boy, 996 01:06:02,877 --> 01:06:04,668 or you'll just shrivel up? 997 01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:06,461 I've taken shots at drunks before. 998 01:06:06,462 --> 01:06:08,630 Don't think I have some honor code about it. 999 01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:10,132 Bring it on. 1000 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:11,884 Bring... 1001 01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:13,468 What is your problem? 1002 01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:15,054 I don't have a problem. 1003 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:19,183 There's a theater in Brooklyn that's got a problem. 1004 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:22,144 Seems they need a rehearsal pianist, 1005 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:26,481 and they thought I might just be hard up enough to oblige. 1006 01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:30,152 So I sit in hot, stinking traffic for three hours 1007 01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:32,404 just to drive down there to find out it's not 1008 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:32,554 the 200th revival of my one hit show they wanted. 1009 01:06:32,555 --> 01:06:36,074 The 200th revival of my one hit show they wanted. 1010 01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,160 You should never meet your heroes. 1011 01:06:38,161 --> 01:06:40,204 They always disappoint you. 1012 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:43,041 Come on, kid. Come here. Help me out. 1013 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,085 I think I'm going to be sick. 1014 01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:52,716 Oh, Jesus! 1015 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:53,718 God! 1016 01:06:58,264 --> 01:06:59,891 Ohh! 1017 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:31,422 ♪ La-da da-da-da ♪ 1018 01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:45,227 Get it away. 1019 01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:47,271 You don't even know what it is. 1020 01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:48,438 I don't care. 1021 01:07:48,439 --> 01:07:50,733 If it's been touched by him, it's diseased. 1022 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,655 - Oh, my god. - Spit. 1023 01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,553 It's everything he's written since the children's crusade. 1024 01:08:02,554 --> 01:08:02,996 It's everything he's written since the children's crusade. 1025 01:08:02,997 --> 01:08:05,247 There's a ton more at his place. 1026 01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:08,251 It's like the holy grail of musical theater. 1027 01:08:10,128 --> 01:08:12,129 This one doesn't look so good. 1028 01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:16,300 Some are lousy, but most of 'em are great. 1029 01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:18,844 It's like they don't even seem like they're from shows. 1030 01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:21,263 They're just songs he wrote. 1031 01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:23,141 There's funk, gospel. 1032 01:08:24,267 --> 01:08:28,104 There's this awesome, rootsy Neil young song. 1033 01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:32,025 Come on. Neil young? 1034 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:39,197 He doesn't know I took 'em. They're just copies. 1035 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,949 What are you going to do with them? 1036 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,785 What time's that benefit rehearsal start tomorrow? 1037 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,204 12:00 to 3:00. 1038 01:08:46,205 --> 01:08:47,539 That's it? 1039 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:49,624 Ever since Michael's drag party, 1040 01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:51,043 Glen's been on a crusade 1041 01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:52,628 to make us more like a normal camp, 1042 01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:56,214 so he's cutting back the benefit rehearsals to three hours a day. 1043 01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:58,633 That's enough time. 1044 01:08:58,634 --> 01:08:59,718 Time for what? 1045 01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:02,220 He'll be late. He's always late. 1046 01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:02,554 For...? 1047 01:09:02,554 --> 01:09:03,222 For...? 1048 01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:05,308 Come on. 1049 01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:30,415 ♪ Outside my house is a cactus plant ♪ 1050 01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:32,553 ♪ they call the century tree ♪ 1051 01:09:32,554 --> 01:09:33,419 ♪ they call the century tree ♪ 1052 01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:36,421 ♪ only once in a hundred years ♪ 1053 01:09:36,422 --> 01:09:39,216 ♪ it flowers gracefully ♪ 1054 01:09:39,217 --> 01:09:44,180 ♪ and you never know when it will bloom ♪ 1055 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:46,765 ♪ hey ♪ 1056 01:09:46,766 --> 01:09:53,438 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1057 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:57,026 ♪ It's never too late ♪ 1058 01:09:58,277 --> 01:09:59,444 ♪ hey ♪ 1059 01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:02,553 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1060 01:10:02,554 --> 01:10:05,909 ♪ Do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1061 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:09,080 ♪ It's never too late ♪ 1062 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:14,209 ♪ Clementine hunter was 54 ♪ 1063 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:17,213 ♪ before she packed up her paint ♪ 1064 01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:26,596 ♪ old uncle Taylor was 81 ♪ 1065 01:10:26,597 --> 01:10:29,224 ♪ when he rode his bike ♪ 1066 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,643 ♪ across the plains of China ♪ 1067 01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:32,554 ♪ uh-huh ♪ 1068 01:10:32,554 --> 01:10:33,396 ♪ uh-huh ♪ 1069 01:10:35,273 --> 01:10:40,152 ♪ and the sun was shining on that day ♪ 1070 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:41,903 ♪ just like today ♪ 1071 01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:48,410 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1072 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:53,415 ♪ It's never too late ♪ 1073 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,083 ♪ hey ♪ 1074 01:10:55,084 --> 01:11:01,006 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1075 01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:02,553 ♪ It's never too late ♪ 1076 01:11:02,554 --> 01:11:05,595 ♪ it's never too late ♪ 1077 01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:11,933 ♪ didn't know how to tell her ♪ 1078 01:11:11,934 --> 01:11:15,270 ♪ for over 30 years ♪ 1079 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:17,522 ♪ he kept locked up inside himself ♪ 1080 01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:21,359 ♪ and no one saw the tears ♪ 1081 01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,362 ♪ then she went away ♪ 1082 01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:27,949 ♪ and he woke up that day ♪ 1083 01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:31,786 ♪ now he brings roses to his sweetheart ♪ 1084 01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:32,554 ♪ she lives most anywhere ♪ 1085 01:11:32,555 --> 01:11:34,998 ♪ she lives most anywhere ♪ 1086 01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:38,293 ♪ he sees someone suffering ♪ 1087 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:41,463 ♪ he knows that despair ♪ 1088 01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:47,385 ♪ he offers them a rose and some quiet prose ♪ 1089 01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:52,808 ♪ 'bout dancing in a shimmering ballroom ♪ 1090 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:58,356 ♪ 'cause you never know when they will bloom ♪ 1091 01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,358 ♪ hey ♪ 1092 01:12:01,359 --> 01:12:02,553 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1093 01:12:02,554 --> 01:12:07,405 ♪ Do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1094 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:09,407 ♪ It's never too late ♪ 1095 01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:12,494 ♪ to play the game ♪ 1096 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:13,870 ♪ hey ♪ 1097 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:19,668 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1098 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,670 ♪ It's never too late ♪ 1099 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:24,589 ♪ never too late to play the game ♪ 1100 01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:25,841 ♪ hey ♪ 1101 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:30,554 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1102 01:12:30,555 --> 01:12:32,180 ♪ And play the game ♪ 1103 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:32,554 ♪ it's never too late ♪ 1104 01:12:32,555 --> 01:12:33,932 ♪ it's never too late ♪ 1105 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:35,767 ♪ never too late, nay, nay ♪ 1106 01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:37,519 ♪ hey ♪ 1107 01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:43,900 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1108 01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:47,362 ♪ And play and play and play the game ♪ 1109 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,281 ♪ ahh ♪ 1110 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,532 ♪ hey ♪ 1111 01:12:50,533 --> 01:12:54,619 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1112 01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:56,413 ♪ Play the game, play the game ♪ 1113 01:12:56,414 --> 01:12:58,582 ♪ it's never too late ♪ 1114 01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:01,459 ♪ it's never too late, never too late ♪ 1115 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:02,553 ♪ hey ♪ 1116 01:13:02,554 --> 01:13:02,879 ♪ hey ♪ 1117 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:08,717 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1118 01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:11,887 ♪ It's never too late ♪ 1119 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:13,888 ♪ it's never too late ♪ 1120 01:13:13,889 --> 01:13:15,307 ♪ hey ♪ 1121 01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:21,479 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1122 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,399 ♪ It's never too late ♪ 1123 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,234 ♪ it's never too late ♪ 1124 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:27,652 ♪ hey ♪ 1125 01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:32,553 ♪ do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1126 01:13:32,554 --> 01:13:32,575 ♪ Do you want to come out and play the game? ♪ 1127 01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:34,284 ♪ Wanna come out, wanna come out ♪ 1128 01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:39,415 ♪ it's never too late ♪ 1129 01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:07,942 I ever tell you we did the children's crusade? 1130 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:11,529 Five summers ago. It was good. 1131 01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:16,368 The kids want to do a revue of my music for the benefit. 1132 01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:18,954 Yeah, I heard. What'd you tell them? 1133 01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:23,458 - I told them yeah. - Good. I'm glad. 1134 01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:25,960 But not on three hours' rehearsal a day. 1135 01:14:25,961 --> 01:14:27,629 You tell me, am I wrong? 1136 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:29,339 Am I doing such a horrible thing? 1137 01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:31,061 I don't know. 1138 01:14:31,062 --> 01:14:31,884 I don't know. 1139 01:14:31,885 --> 01:14:35,136 I was like you, except I was feeling sorry for myself, 1140 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:38,306 and I thought these kids needed a hard dose of reality, 1141 01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:42,352 so I gave it to them. Both barrels. 1142 01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:45,690 But I've been watching them, and I was wrong. 1143 01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:50,360 They're a bunch of little freaks. 1144 01:14:50,361 --> 01:14:52,570 The more normal we try to make them, 1145 01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:55,574 the more lonely and isolated they're gonna feel. 1146 01:15:01,539 --> 01:15:03,708 Summer is almost over, Glen. 1147 01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:08,671 Let's all go out like pros. What do you say? 1148 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:21,891 ♪ Couldn't believe what I was seeing ♪ 1149 01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:26,104 ♪ faces all screwed up like what I've done ♪ 1150 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:30,734 ♪ I didn't mean to hurt you so much ♪ 1151 01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:31,062 ♪ I knew I could hurt you, but not like this ♪ 1152 01:15:31,063 --> 01:15:35,739 ♪ I knew I could hurt you, but not like this ♪ 1153 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:39,909 ♪ we all make a mess from time to time, dear ♪ 1154 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:44,539 ♪ take me a lifetime to get this clear ♪ 1155 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:49,711 ♪ somebody muttered something under their breath ♪ 1156 01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:53,715 ♪ I let on like I was a little dumb ♪ 1157 01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:59,095 ♪ nobody's perfect, that's what I say ♪ 1158 01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:01,061 ♪ nobody's hurting so much, you say ♪ 1159 01:16:01,062 --> 01:16:02,808 ♪ nobody's hurting so much, you say ♪ 1160 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,562 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 1161 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:16,738 ♪ nobody's perfect, that's what I say ♪ 1162 01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:21,410 ♪ no one's hurting so much, you say ♪ 1163 01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:24,747 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 1164 01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:31,062 Dee, entra. 1165 01:16:31,063 --> 01:16:32,922 Dee, entra. 1166 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:35,758 Michael... 1167 01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:38,511 What are you doing here? 1168 01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:43,681 Look, I don't speak no Spanish, 1169 01:16:43,682 --> 01:16:45,684 so you better habla your ass some English. 1170 01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:49,521 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 1171 01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:51,189 Add that one. 1172 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,774 Cut it out, dude. 1173 01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:54,484 I'm gonna cure you. 1174 01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:56,694 Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious. 1175 01:16:56,695 --> 01:16:58,197 Why are you in a good mood? 1176 01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:01,061 You want to know? 1177 01:17:01,062 --> 01:17:01,158 You want to know? 1178 01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:02,159 Yeah. 1179 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:06,622 What is that? 1180 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:12,294 No way. 1181 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:18,050 - Who? - Dee. 1182 01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:21,219 Dee? You slept with a girl? 1183 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:22,720 Yep. 1184 01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:24,681 You slept with a girl? 1185 01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:26,808 You're so full of shit. I don't believe you. 1186 01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:28,810 I mean, why would you? 1187 01:17:28,811 --> 01:17:31,061 Maybe I didn't want a whole lifetime 1188 01:17:31,062 --> 01:17:31,313 maybe I didn't want a whole lifetime 1189 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:33,816 of feeling the way I have so far. 1190 01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:39,321 No. I'm asking Dee. 1191 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:42,866 - Don't. - I'm calling your bluff. 1192 01:17:42,867 --> 01:17:44,367 Don't be a jerk. What're you gonna do? 1193 01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:45,493 Vlad! 1194 01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:46,579 Vlad! 1195 01:17:58,674 --> 01:17:59,842 Hey. 1196 01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:03,011 Hi. Ellen's not here. 1197 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:06,182 I know. What are you doing? 1198 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:08,851 A journal. 1199 01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:17,358 Hey! 1200 01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:20,696 Oh, my god! 1201 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:25,074 Michael told me. 1202 01:18:25,075 --> 01:18:26,743 That punk! 1203 01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:28,870 I'm going to give him a bitch slap so hard. 1204 01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:31,061 This is the trippiest thing I ever... 1205 01:18:31,062 --> 01:18:31,749 This is the trippiest thing I ever... 1206 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:33,458 All right. 1207 01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:37,462 Could he do it, even? Were his eyes open? 1208 01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:39,130 Nothing against you, it's just... 1209 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:41,966 If you wanna know, he talked about you most of the time. 1210 01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:43,551 During? 1211 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:45,888 Who knows? I finally tuned him out. 1212 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:52,478 Come on. Seriously, tell me. 1213 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,772 Why are you so interested, anyway? 1214 01:18:55,773 --> 01:18:57,482 What's going on with you two? 1215 01:18:57,483 --> 01:18:59,567 Nothing. Why? 1216 01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:00,902 What did he say? 1217 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:01,062 I'm just saying you guys hang out an awful lot. 1218 01:19:01,063 --> 01:19:04,739 I'm just saying you guys hang out an awful lot. 1219 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,576 So what? I'm straight. 1220 01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:11,914 - Straight. - All right. 1221 01:19:12,915 --> 01:19:14,248 What, you don't believe me? 1222 01:19:14,249 --> 01:19:17,253 All I'm saying is that people talk. 1223 01:19:28,681 --> 01:19:31,061 Sorry. That was stupid. 1224 01:19:31,062 --> 01:19:31,267 Sorry. That was stupid. 1225 01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:34,686 It wasn't that stupid. 1226 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:36,437 Do you know how long it's been 1227 01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:39,649 since a guy's liked me that wasn't gay? 1228 01:19:39,650 --> 01:19:41,818 I don't like you. 1229 01:19:41,819 --> 01:19:43,277 I mean, I like you, 1230 01:19:43,278 --> 01:19:44,822 but that's not why I did that. 1231 01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:49,451 I don't know why I did that. 1232 01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:53,289 It's all right. 1233 01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:57,293 Wait. 1234 01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:00,128 You just slept with Michael. 1235 01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:01,062 Oh, I'm sorry. 1236 01:20:01,063 --> 01:20:02,672 Oh, I'm sorry. 1237 01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:04,173 Then go back to your boyfriend. 1238 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:05,675 Shut up. 1239 01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:07,469 Why don't you make me? 1240 01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:18,022 Wait. 1241 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,529 Shit! 1242 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:31,061 Ellen! 1243 01:20:31,062 --> 01:20:31,535 Ellen! 1244 01:20:31,536 --> 01:20:33,536 Come on, wait up! 1245 01:20:33,537 --> 01:20:34,912 Ellen! 1246 01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:35,997 Leave me alone. 1247 01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:39,001 - Wait up! - Don't follow me! 1248 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,068 Oh, baby! 1249 01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:06,069 Doesn't she look pretty? 1250 01:21:06,070 --> 01:21:09,239 - I missed you so much! - You look so beautiful. 1251 01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:17,705 I don't understand. How can you spend all summer 1252 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:20,041 with your jaw wired shut and still look like that? 1253 01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:22,043 Fred! 1254 01:21:22,044 --> 01:21:23,461 I'll tell you what, 1255 01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:25,379 we'll keep it on for fall term. 1256 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:28,258 You won't be sneaking milkshakes with me around the house. 1257 01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:31,062 I have to get ready. 1258 01:21:31,062 --> 01:21:31,553 I have to get ready. 1259 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:33,971 What? 1260 01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:35,056 ♪ These should be ♪ 1261 01:21:35,057 --> 01:21:37,892 ♪ the best days of my life ♪ 1262 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:40,728 ♪ life, it's not what I thought it was ♪ 1263 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,105 ♪ damn blast ♪ 1264 01:21:42,106 --> 01:21:43,606 ♪ look at my past ♪ 1265 01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:46,109 ♪ I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass ♪ 1266 01:21:46,110 --> 01:21:49,445 ♪ I say, oh, wow, look at me now ♪ 1267 01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:53,825 ♪ I'm blowing up my problems to the size of a cow ♪ 1268 01:21:53,826 --> 01:21:57,620 ♪ ohh ♪ 1269 01:21:57,621 --> 01:21:59,790 ♪ the size of a cow ♪ 1270 01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:13,761 ♪ you know that I've been drunk... ♪ 1271 01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:16,431 Oh, my god, it's him. 1272 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,641 Stephen sondheim. 1273 01:22:18,642 --> 01:22:20,477 Stephen sondheim! 1274 01:22:22,813 --> 01:22:25,148 ♪ Life, it's not what I thought it was ♪ 1275 01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:26,482 ♪ damn blast ♪ 1276 01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:28,109 ♪ look at my past ♪ 1277 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:31,061 ♪ I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass ♪ 1278 01:22:31,062 --> 01:22:31,363 ♪ I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass ♪ 1279 01:22:31,364 --> 01:22:34,198 ♪ I say, oh, wow, look at me now ♪ 1280 01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:38,619 ♪ I'm blowing up my problems to the size of a cow ♪ 1281 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,829 ♪ damn blast ♪ 1282 01:22:39,830 --> 01:22:41,539 ♪ look at my past ♪ 1283 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:44,626 ♪ I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass ♪ 1284 01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:21,871 ♪ ho ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ 1285 01:23:21,872 --> 01:23:22,915 ♪ ho ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ 1286 01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:28,211 They called places already. 1287 01:23:28,212 --> 01:23:30,047 You're not even dressed yet? 1288 01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:42,017 How paranoid can you be? 1289 01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:52,611 Oh, my god. 1290 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:55,404 Was that your plan? 1291 01:23:55,405 --> 01:23:57,865 Did you put something in there? 1292 01:23:57,866 --> 01:24:00,035 I only wish I'd thought of it. 1293 01:24:02,204 --> 01:24:04,247 Ellen, 1294 01:24:04,248 --> 01:24:06,792 can you please pass the base? 1295 01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:14,215 Thank you. 1296 01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:15,299 This is ridiculous. 1297 01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:16,717 If you say one more syllable, 1298 01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:19,553 I will shove a powder puff so far down your windpipe... 1299 01:24:19,554 --> 01:24:22,890 Do not underestimate my ass, because I will knock you flat. 1300 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:24,225 - Girls, why don't we... - Butt out. 1301 01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:26,936 And there's no such thing as bisexuality, you know. 1302 01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:28,230 Vlad! 1303 01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:31,994 Julie? What are you doing here? 1304 01:24:31,995 --> 01:24:32,651 Julie? What are you doing here? 1305 01:24:32,652 --> 01:24:34,152 I took the bus. 1306 01:24:39,324 --> 01:24:40,158 Hi. 1307 01:24:40,159 --> 01:24:41,493 Hey. 1308 01:24:42,619 --> 01:24:44,078 How are you? 1309 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,997 I'm good. How about you? - Good. 1310 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,584 - I give up. - You give up? 1311 01:24:50,127 --> 01:24:51,252 Hi. 1312 01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:53,254 Oh, yeah. 1313 01:24:53,255 --> 01:24:56,257 Julie, this is Ellen, Michael, and Dee. 1314 01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:59,635 Listen, is there somewhere private we can go? 1315 01:24:59,636 --> 01:25:01,596 Right now? I have a show. 1316 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:01,995 - I'll see you after, okay? - Great. 1317 01:25:01,996 --> 01:25:05,350 - I'll see you after, okay? - Great. 1318 01:25:06,184 --> 01:25:07,811 - Bye. - Bye. 1319 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:31,994 What? 1320 01:25:31,995 --> 01:25:32,169 What? 1321 01:25:32,170 --> 01:25:35,213 I hardly know where to begin. 1322 01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:38,799 Why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend? 1323 01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:39,967 You didn't ask. 1324 01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:41,636 You never asked me if I had a boyfriend, 1325 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,639 but if I did, I would've said something... 1326 01:25:50,228 --> 01:25:52,814 Except you assumed I wouldn't have a boyfriend. 1327 01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:58,194 Right. 1328 01:25:58,195 --> 01:26:01,822 No sense in asking a question like that to someone like me, right? 1329 01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:01,995 Stop it. 1330 01:26:01,995 --> 01:26:02,908 Stop it. 1331 01:26:02,909 --> 01:26:04,325 And I was supposed to assume 1332 01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:06,994 that you did have a girlfriend. 1333 01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,330 And of course that you screw around. 1334 01:26:09,331 --> 01:26:11,207 That's not true. I'm sorry about Dee. 1335 01:26:11,208 --> 01:26:14,211 It's just... I have no excuse. 1336 01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,922 It's all my fault. 1337 01:26:17,923 --> 01:26:20,383 Maybe you and I only went out 1338 01:26:20,384 --> 01:26:22,885 because I thought it would make you happy. 1339 01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:25,221 I'm sorry. 1340 01:26:25,222 --> 01:26:26,223 Right. 1341 01:26:28,058 --> 01:26:31,936 I knew that. I knew that all along. 1342 01:26:31,937 --> 01:26:31,995 I guess I just didn't care. 1343 01:26:31,996 --> 01:26:35,439 I guess I just didn't care. 1344 01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,275 But tell me one thing. 1345 01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:43,781 What was going to happen to us when we got back home? 1346 01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:45,283 Places! 1347 01:27:14,271 --> 01:27:16,106 Aah! 1348 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:22,571 Jesus Christ! Oh, god! 1349 01:27:23,989 --> 01:27:26,949 You sabotaged my makeup! You bitch! 1350 01:27:26,950 --> 01:27:28,744 I did not. Sit down. 1351 01:27:30,495 --> 01:27:31,455 Aah! 1352 01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:37,251 - I can't do it. - Come on, Jenna. 1353 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:39,128 Fritzi's got multiple fractures, 1354 01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:42,339 and Jill's face looks like 40 miles of bad road. 1355 01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:43,592 You've got to do it. 1356 01:27:45,969 --> 01:27:47,596 I know you're scared. 1357 01:27:49,431 --> 01:27:50,599 It's not that. 1358 01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:53,351 My parents are here. 1359 01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:57,606 It's about time they met their daughter. 1360 01:28:24,799 --> 01:28:29,970 ♪ Here in the dark I stand before you ♪ 1361 01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:31,994 ♪ knowing this is my chance to show you my heart ♪ 1362 01:28:31,995 --> 01:28:36,227 ♪ knowing this is my chance to show you my heart ♪ 1363 01:28:36,228 --> 01:28:38,521 ♪ this is the start ♪ 1364 01:28:38,522 --> 01:28:43,692 ♪ this is the start ♪ 1365 01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:46,737 ♪ I have so much to say ♪ 1366 01:28:46,738 --> 01:28:53,745 ♪ and I'm hoping that your arms are open ♪ 1367 01:28:53,870 --> 01:28:57,873 ♪ don't turn away, I want you near me ♪ 1368 01:28:57,874 --> 01:29:01,994 ♪ but you have to hear me ♪ 1369 01:29:01,995 --> 01:29:02,379 ♪ but you have to hear me ♪ 1370 01:29:02,380 --> 01:29:08,008 ♪ here's where I stand, here's who I am ♪ 1371 01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:13,847 ♪ love me, but don't tell me who I have to be ♪ 1372 01:29:13,848 --> 01:29:20,855 ♪ here's who I am, I'm what you see ♪ 1373 01:29:20,856 --> 01:29:26,235 ♪ you said I had to change, and I was trying ♪ 1374 01:29:26,236 --> 01:29:31,031 ♪ but my heart was lying ♪ 1375 01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:31,995 ♪ I'm not a child any longer ♪ 1376 01:29:31,996 --> 01:29:35,536 ♪ I'm not a child any longer ♪ 1377 01:29:35,537 --> 01:29:42,126 ♪ I am stronger ♪ 1378 01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:47,756 ♪ here's where I stand, here's who I am ♪ 1379 01:29:47,757 --> 01:29:50,718 ♪ help me to move on ♪ 1380 01:29:50,719 --> 01:29:53,721 ♪ but please don't tell me how ♪ 1381 01:29:53,722 --> 01:30:00,729 ♪ I'm on my way, I'm moving now ♪ 1382 01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:06,650 ♪ in this life we've come so far ♪ 1383 01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:10,779 ♪ but we're only who we are ♪ 1384 01:30:10,780 --> 01:30:15,951 ♪ with the courage of love to show us the way ♪ 1385 01:30:15,952 --> 01:30:22,959 ♪ we've got the power to stand up and say ♪ 1386 01:30:26,421 --> 01:30:28,797 ♪ here ♪ 1387 01:30:28,798 --> 01:30:31,300 ♪ here's where I stand ♪ 1388 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:31,995 ♪ here's who I am ♪ 1389 01:30:31,996 --> 01:30:34,511 ♪ here's who I am ♪ 1390 01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:37,598 ♪ stand up and be counted ♪ 1391 01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:40,601 ♪ I'm counting on you ♪ 1392 01:30:40,602 --> 01:30:47,609 ♪ if you're with me, we'll make it through ♪ 1393 01:30:47,651 --> 01:30:50,110 ♪ here's where I stand ♪ 1394 01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:52,946 ♪ here's who I am ♪ 1395 01:30:52,947 --> 01:30:56,825 ♪ love me, love me, love me ♪ 1396 01:30:56,826 --> 01:30:59,286 ♪ and we'll make it through ♪ 1397 01:30:59,287 --> 01:31:01,994 ♪ here's where I stand ♪ 1398 01:31:01,995 --> 01:31:02,957 ♪ here's where I stand ♪ 1399 01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:08,671 ♪ baby, baby, baby, I'm counting on you ♪ 1400 01:31:08,672 --> 01:31:12,299 ♪ here's where I stand ♪ 1401 01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:15,511 ♪ love me, love me, love me ♪ 1402 01:31:15,512 --> 01:31:22,142 ♪ and we'll make it through ♪ 1403 01:31:22,143 --> 01:31:26,022 ♪ I'm counting ♪ 1404 01:31:27,649 --> 01:31:31,527 ♪ oh, I'm counting ♪ 1405 01:31:31,528 --> 01:31:31,995 ♪ I'm counting ♪ 1406 01:31:31,996 --> 01:31:34,154 ♪ I'm counting ♪ 1407 01:31:34,155 --> 01:31:40,495 ♪ I'm counting on ♪ 1408 01:31:42,497 --> 01:31:47,376 ♪ you ♪ 1409 01:31:47,377 --> 01:31:50,587 ♪ here's where I stand, here's who I am ♪ 1410 01:31:50,588 --> 01:31:53,549 ♪ I am ♪ 1411 01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:57,094 ♪ I'm counting on you ♪ ♪ I'm counting on you ♪ 1412 01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:59,596 ♪ here's where I stand ♪ ♪ here's where I stand ♪ 1413 01:31:59,597 --> 01:32:01,994 ♪ here's who I am ♪ ♪ here's who I am ♪ 1414 01:32:01,995 --> 01:32:03,517 ♪ here's who I am ♪ ♪ here's who I am ♪ 1415 01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:05,185 ♪ we'll make it through ♪ 1416 01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:10,274 ♪ here's where I stand, here's who I am ♪ 1417 01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:12,359 ♪ here's who I am ♪ 1418 01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:13,402 ♪ I'm counting on you ♪ 1419 01:32:13,403 --> 01:32:15,612 ♪ I'm counting on you ♪ 1420 01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:17,072 ♪ here's where I stand ♪ ♪ here's where I stand ♪ 1421 01:32:17,073 --> 01:32:18,741 ♪ here's who I am ♪ 1422 01:32:18,742 --> 01:32:21,243 ♪ ohh ♪ 1423 01:32:21,244 --> 01:32:23,871 ♪ we'll make it through ♪ 1424 01:32:23,872 --> 01:32:26,582 ♪ here's where I stand ♪ 1425 01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:28,709 ♪ here's who I am ♪ 1426 01:32:28,710 --> 01:32:30,377 ♪ I am ♪ 1427 01:32:30,378 --> 01:32:31,994 ♪ I'm counting on you ♪ 1428 01:32:31,995 --> 01:32:32,714 ♪ I'm counting on you ♪ 1429 01:32:32,715 --> 01:32:35,049 ♪ I'm counting on you ♪ 1430 01:32:35,050 --> 01:32:36,884 ♪ here's where I stand ♪ 1431 01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:39,762 ♪ ohh ♪ 1432 01:32:39,763 --> 01:32:42,598 ♪ we'll make it through ♪ 1433 01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:48,812 ♪ here's where I stand, here's who I am ♪ 1434 01:32:48,813 --> 01:32:51,607 ♪ I'm counting on you ♪ 1435 01:32:51,608 --> 01:32:57,070 ♪ here's where I stand, here's who I am ♪ 1436 01:32:57,071 --> 01:33:00,074 ♪ we'll make it through ♪ 1437 01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:20,094 Good job, Bert. Really terrific. 1438 01:33:21,179 --> 01:33:22,930 Um... 1439 01:33:22,931 --> 01:33:27,101 Thank you. I had no idea you chaired this benefit. 1440 01:33:27,102 --> 01:33:28,852 I'm giving a party on the 18th. 1441 01:33:28,853 --> 01:33:30,270 I'll give you a call. 1442 01:33:30,271 --> 01:33:31,994 Great. Love to. 1443 01:33:31,995 --> 01:33:32,273 Great. Love to. 1444 01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:54,379 Who's that? 1445 01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,674 Go away. 1446 01:33:58,675 --> 01:34:00,843 ♪ There's more to life ♪ 1447 01:34:00,844 --> 01:34:04,805 ♪ than only surviving ♪ 1448 01:34:04,806 --> 01:34:07,182 ♪ more to living ♪ 1449 01:34:07,183 --> 01:34:09,852 ♪ than giving it all away ♪ 1450 01:34:09,853 --> 01:34:13,481 ♪ out of desire ♪ 1451 01:34:18,653 --> 01:34:19,696 What are you doing? 1452 01:34:20,822 --> 01:34:22,030 I'm going swimming. 1453 01:34:22,031 --> 01:34:24,826 Don't! I don't even want to talk to you! 1454 01:34:31,332 --> 01:34:33,543 I want to apologize. 1455 01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:44,868 You are either the biggest closet case I've ever seen, 1456 01:34:44,869 --> 01:34:46,096 you are either the biggest closet case I've ever seen, 1457 01:34:46,097 --> 01:34:48,223 or you're just plain evil. 1458 01:34:48,224 --> 01:34:50,434 Why? I thought now that you're straight... 1459 01:34:50,435 --> 01:34:52,060 don't get carried away. 1460 01:34:52,061 --> 01:34:54,855 I slept with her 'cause of you. 1461 01:34:54,856 --> 01:34:56,440 Me? 1462 01:34:56,441 --> 01:34:57,858 I figured you might feel less threatened 1463 01:34:57,859 --> 01:35:00,402 if you thought I was capable of sex with a woman. 1464 01:35:00,403 --> 01:35:03,196 I don't even know how to respond to that, dude. 1465 01:35:03,197 --> 01:35:04,948 With a straitjacket, perhaps? 1466 01:35:04,949 --> 01:35:05,950 Michael... 1467 01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:10,704 Things went so good with Dee. 1468 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:12,706 Isn't it just possible that you're... 1469 01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:13,708 No. 1470 01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:17,711 The only thing that's possible now 1471 01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:19,421 is that I'll get beat up once too often 1472 01:35:19,422 --> 01:35:22,050 and decide to be with some woman because I know I can. 1473 01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:26,053 It's not exactly something I wish I knew. 1474 01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,804 You can't pin that on me. 1475 01:35:27,805 --> 01:35:31,225 We can't pin anything on you 'cause you're perfect. 1476 01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:32,559 I'm not perfect! 1477 01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:36,063 Except for that little obsessive-compulsive thing. 1478 01:35:36,064 --> 01:35:38,231 Even that makes you kind of sexily damaged. 1479 01:35:38,232 --> 01:35:41,945 I hate people like you. I really do. 1480 01:35:48,993 --> 01:35:49,994 Vlad? 1481 01:35:52,997 --> 01:35:54,457 Vlad? 1482 01:35:59,003 --> 01:36:00,004 Vlad! 1483 01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:11,849 Oh, my god. 1484 01:36:19,023 --> 01:36:20,441 Water's freezing. 1485 01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:24,111 Why are you doing this? 1486 01:36:24,112 --> 01:36:26,990 Doing what? Skinny-dipping. 1487 01:36:30,535 --> 01:36:33,829 Maybe I do flirt, but if I do, 1488 01:36:33,830 --> 01:36:35,623 it's only because I want to be liked. 1489 01:36:37,625 --> 01:36:40,628 And... Maybe I'm a little confused. 1490 01:36:54,642 --> 01:36:56,394 Y-you're not confused. 1491 01:36:58,813 --> 01:36:59,981 You like girls. 1492 01:37:01,816 --> 01:37:02,817 Okay. 1493 01:37:03,985 --> 01:37:06,153 You're right. I do. 1494 01:37:06,154 --> 01:37:08,488 I was just trying to give you what you want. 1495 01:37:08,489 --> 01:37:09,573 I'm an asshole. 1496 01:37:09,574 --> 01:37:13,035 Man, I don't know. I just love attention. 1497 01:37:13,036 --> 01:37:14,868 I'm an attention junkie, I guess. 1498 01:37:14,869 --> 01:37:16,080 I'm an attention junkie, I guess. 1499 01:37:17,331 --> 01:37:19,417 Why do I do shit like that? 1500 01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:24,839 Michael... 1501 01:37:26,007 --> 01:37:27,383 Do you forgive me? 1502 01:37:32,013 --> 01:37:33,014 Do you? 1503 01:37:35,683 --> 01:37:37,017 Huh? 1504 01:37:37,018 --> 01:37:37,852 Come on! 1505 01:37:39,604 --> 01:37:41,188 Michael. 1506 01:37:41,189 --> 01:37:42,607 Mikey. 1507 01:37:43,608 --> 01:37:44,691 Michael. 1508 01:37:44,692 --> 01:37:44,869 Ha ha ha! 1509 01:37:44,870 --> 01:37:46,068 Ha ha ha! 1510 01:37:46,069 --> 01:37:48,028 Do you? Do you forgive me? 1511 01:37:48,029 --> 01:37:49,613 Ha ha ha! 1512 01:37:49,614 --> 01:37:51,740 Huh? Do you? 1513 01:37:51,741 --> 01:37:53,700 If I forgive you, will you get off of me? 1514 01:37:53,701 --> 01:37:55,203 - Yeah. - Then no. 1515 01:37:56,204 --> 01:37:59,791 - Oh, god. - Ha ha ha! 1516 01:38:03,127 --> 01:38:05,296 Michael, who are you with? 1517 01:38:06,714 --> 01:38:07,715 Oh. 1518 01:38:11,052 --> 01:38:14,597 Don't hate me. I made up with him. 1519 01:38:19,602 --> 01:38:20,937 Where's Julie? 1520 01:38:23,481 --> 01:38:24,731 She broke up with me. 1521 01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:25,732 What? 1522 01:38:25,733 --> 01:38:26,817 She came here 1523 01:38:26,818 --> 01:38:28,735 'cause she wanted to tell me in person. 1524 01:38:28,736 --> 01:38:30,404 Well, well, well. 1525 01:38:30,405 --> 01:38:34,074 How's that for a little opening night present? 1526 01:38:34,075 --> 01:38:36,576 How does it feel to be on the other end, lover boy? 1527 01:38:36,577 --> 01:38:39,580 Well, actually... 1528 01:38:41,582 --> 01:38:43,166 Never mind. 1529 01:38:43,167 --> 01:38:44,752 What? 1530 01:38:46,420 --> 01:38:50,132 Well, now that camp's almost over, 1531 01:38:50,133 --> 01:38:53,176 and we live kind of close to each other, 1532 01:38:53,177 --> 01:38:57,265 I was hoping that we can go out sometime. 1533 01:38:59,809 --> 01:39:01,435 I know you're not asking girlfriend 1534 01:39:01,436 --> 01:39:03,186 out for a date after all this. 1535 01:39:03,187 --> 01:39:05,189 If she'll forgive me. 1536 01:39:08,985 --> 01:39:10,610 This boy not only has cojones, 1537 01:39:10,611 --> 01:39:13,865 but he's got burritos and huevos rancheros, too. 1538 01:39:17,952 --> 01:39:20,120 - Okay. - What? 1539 01:39:20,121 --> 01:39:21,122 Really? 1540 01:39:22,206 --> 01:39:23,623 I'll go out with you. 1541 01:39:23,624 --> 01:39:27,127 You're like some Jenny Jones guest! 1542 01:39:27,128 --> 01:39:30,213 Eventually I have to start hanging out with boys 1543 01:39:30,214 --> 01:39:32,133 who don't wear dresses. 1544 01:39:33,551 --> 01:39:36,012 I thought we came here to go swimming. 1545 01:39:41,684 --> 01:39:42,894 You coming in? 1546 01:39:44,145 --> 01:39:44,869 It's pretty cold. 1547 01:39:44,869 --> 01:39:45,521 It's pretty cold. 1548 01:39:46,647 --> 01:39:48,983 I'll take my chances. 1549 01:39:50,359 --> 01:39:53,987 ♪ The paperboy is working before he goes ♪ 1550 01:39:53,988 --> 01:39:56,990 ♪ lying to the teacher, who knows he knows ♪ 1551 01:39:56,991 --> 01:39:58,825 ♪ he didn't and he should've ♪ 1552 01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:01,369 ♪ brought his lines in yesterday ♪ 1553 01:40:01,370 --> 01:40:02,663 Okay. 1554 01:40:04,582 --> 01:40:08,168 ♪ Ernie bangs the sound and the day begins ♪ 1555 01:40:08,169 --> 01:40:10,170 It's not that cold. 1556 01:40:10,171 --> 01:40:11,838 ♪ ...falls in ♪ 1557 01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:14,090 don't be a girl. Leave that to Michael. 1558 01:40:14,091 --> 01:40:14,869 You two are like a bad car wreck. 1559 01:40:14,869 --> 01:40:15,843 You two are like a bad car wreck. 1560 01:40:15,844 --> 01:40:18,261 I wash my hands of the both of you! 1561 01:40:18,262 --> 01:40:21,181 ♪ Round are way the birds are singing ♪ 1562 01:40:21,182 --> 01:40:22,183 Quit splashing! 1563 01:40:25,269 --> 01:40:30,525 ♪ Round are way the sun shines bright ♪ 1564 01:40:31,901 --> 01:40:37,781 ♪ round are way the birds sing for yer ♪ 1565 01:40:37,782 --> 01:40:41,201 ♪ 'cause they already know yer ♪ 1566 01:40:41,202 --> 01:40:44,868 ♪ yeah, they already know yer ♪ 1567 01:40:44,869 --> 01:40:46,373 ♪ yeah, they already know yer ♪ 1568 01:40:46,374 --> 01:40:49,877 ♪ ahh ♪ 1569 01:40:57,051 --> 01:40:59,261 ♪ for the want of a nail ♪ 1570 01:40:59,262 --> 01:41:00,929 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1571 01:41:00,930 --> 01:41:03,098 ♪ for the want of a nail ♪ 1572 01:41:03,099 --> 01:41:05,558 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1573 01:41:05,559 --> 01:41:09,396 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1574 01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:13,066 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1575 01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:14,868 ♪ for the want of a nail, the shoe was lost ♪ 1576 01:41:14,869 --> 01:41:17,237 ♪ for the want of a nail, the shoe was lost ♪ 1577 01:41:17,238 --> 01:41:20,907 ♪ for the want of a shoe, the horse was lost ♪ 1578 01:41:20,908 --> 01:41:25,245 ♪ for the want of a horse, the rider was lost ♪ 1579 01:41:25,246 --> 01:41:28,748 ♪ for the want of a rider, the message was lost ♪ 1580 01:41:28,749 --> 01:41:31,167 ♪ for the want of a nail ♪ 1581 01:41:31,168 --> 01:41:33,253 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1582 01:41:33,254 --> 01:41:35,088 ♪ for the want of a nail ♪ 1583 01:41:35,089 --> 01:41:37,465 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1584 01:41:37,466 --> 01:41:41,428 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1585 01:41:41,429 --> 01:41:44,868 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1586 01:41:44,869 --> 01:41:45,099 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1587 01:41:45,100 --> 01:41:49,519 ♪ for the want of a rider, the message was lost ♪ 1588 01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:53,106 ♪ for the want of a message, the battle was lost ♪ 1589 01:41:53,107 --> 01:41:56,693 ♪ for the want of a battle, the war was lost ♪ 1590 01:41:56,694 --> 01:42:01,698 ♪ for the want of a war, the kingdom was lost ♪ 1591 01:42:01,699 --> 01:42:03,325 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1592 01:42:03,326 --> 01:42:04,951 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1593 01:42:04,952 --> 01:42:08,204 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1594 01:42:08,205 --> 01:42:12,459 ♪ I've been wrong ♪ 1595 01:42:12,460 --> 01:42:14,868 ♪ I had plans so big ♪ 1596 01:42:14,869 --> 01:42:17,213 ♪ I had plans so big ♪ 1597 01:42:17,214 --> 01:42:21,301 ♪ but the devil's in the details ♪ 1598 01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:24,971 ♪ I left out one thing ♪ 1599 01:42:24,972 --> 01:42:26,681 ♪ no one to love me ♪ 1600 01:42:26,682 --> 01:42:28,558 ♪ no one to love me ♪ 1601 01:42:28,559 --> 01:42:30,352 ♪ no one to love me ♪ 1602 01:42:30,353 --> 01:42:32,520 ♪ no one to love me ♪ 1603 01:42:32,521 --> 01:42:36,316 ♪ no one to love me ♪ 1604 01:42:36,317 --> 01:42:38,194 ♪ and no one to love ♪ 1605 01:42:45,743 --> 01:42:49,329 ♪ what's all this talk about horses and war? ♪ 1606 01:42:49,330 --> 01:42:53,416 ♪ Put yourself in the place of the man at the forge ♪ 1607 01:42:53,417 --> 01:42:57,253 ♪ and day after day you live a life without love ♪ 1608 01:42:57,254 --> 01:42:59,839 ♪ till the morning you can't take it anymore ♪ 1609 01:42:59,840 --> 01:43:01,257 ♪ and you don't get up ♪ 1610 01:43:01,258 --> 01:43:03,343 ♪ multiply it a billion times ♪ 1611 01:43:03,344 --> 01:43:05,387 ♪ spread it all around the world ♪ 1612 01:43:05,388 --> 01:43:09,599 ♪ put the curse of loneliness on every boy and every girl ♪ 1613 01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:11,685 ♪ until everybody's kickin', everybody's scratchin' ♪ 1614 01:43:11,686 --> 01:43:13,353 ♪ everything seems to fail ♪ 1615 01:43:13,354 --> 01:43:14,868 ♪ and it was all ♪ 1616 01:43:14,869 --> 01:43:15,272 ♪ and it was all ♪ 1617 01:43:15,273 --> 01:43:17,399 ♪ all ♪ 1618 01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:21,277 ♪ for the want of a nail ♪ 1619 01:43:21,278 --> 01:43:22,779 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1620 01:43:22,780 --> 01:43:25,365 ♪ tell me, what else could the answer be? ♪ 1621 01:43:25,366 --> 01:43:27,283 ♪ The want of a nail ♪ 1622 01:43:27,284 --> 01:43:29,619 ♪ not one thing ♪ 1623 01:43:29,620 --> 01:43:32,373 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1624 01:43:35,543 --> 01:43:37,210 ♪ want of a nail ♪ 1625 01:43:37,211 --> 01:43:39,254 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1626 01:43:39,255 --> 01:43:41,589 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1627 01:43:41,590 --> 01:43:43,591 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1628 01:43:43,592 --> 01:43:44,868 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1629 01:43:44,869 --> 01:43:45,261 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1630 01:43:45,262 --> 01:43:47,303 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1631 01:43:47,304 --> 01:43:49,389 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1632 01:43:49,390 --> 01:43:51,641 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1633 01:43:51,642 --> 01:43:53,476 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1634 01:43:53,477 --> 01:43:55,603 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1635 01:43:55,604 --> 01:43:57,439 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1636 01:43:57,440 --> 01:43:59,899 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1637 01:43:59,900 --> 01:44:01,443 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1638 01:44:01,444 --> 01:44:03,570 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1639 01:44:03,571 --> 01:44:05,405 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1640 01:44:05,406 --> 01:44:07,323 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1641 01:44:07,324 --> 01:44:08,908 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1642 01:44:08,909 --> 01:44:11,286 ♪ the world was lost ♪ 1643 01:44:11,287 --> 01:44:14,868 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1644 01:44:14,869 --> 01:44:15,124 ♪ the want of a nail ♪ 1645 01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:34,161 Action. 1646 01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:42,001 What a dump. 1647 01:45:42,002 --> 01:45:44,868 Hey, where's that from? "What a dump." 1648 01:45:44,869 --> 01:45:47,258 Hey, where's that from? "What a dump." 1649 01:45:49,426 --> 01:45:51,262 How would I know, Martha? 1650 01:45:58,435 --> 01:46:02,522 ♪ I sing for you ♪ 1651 01:46:02,523 --> 01:46:04,732 ♪ and only you ♪ 1652 01:46:04,733 --> 01:46:09,697 ♪ wherever I go, I find you ♪ 1653 01:46:12,449 --> 01:46:14,868 ♪ you're in the sound of every "hello" ♪ 1654 01:46:14,869 --> 01:46:17,871 ♪ you're in the sound of every "hello" ♪ 1655 01:46:17,872 --> 01:46:20,874 ♪ in everything I do ♪ 1656 01:46:22,626 --> 01:46:27,630 ♪ you're the song I was destined to know ♪ 1657 01:46:27,631 --> 01:46:32,261 ♪ and I only sing for you ♪ 1658 01:46:39,059 --> 01:46:43,062 ♪ you went away ♪ 1659 01:46:43,063 --> 01:46:44,868 ♪ I should have known ♪ 1660 01:46:44,869 --> 01:46:45,399 ♪ I should have known ♪ 1661 01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:49,903 ♪ you'd leave so many dreams behind you ♪ 1662 01:46:52,907 --> 01:46:58,453 ♪ thought I'd be fine just being alone ♪ 1663 01:46:58,454 --> 01:47:01,415 ♪ I didn't have a clue ♪ 1664 01:47:03,626 --> 01:47:07,087 ♪ but my heart had a mind of its own ♪ 1665 01:47:08,297 --> 01:47:12,843 ♪ and would only sing for you ♪ 1666 01:47:19,475 --> 01:47:25,480 ♪ you're in the sound of rain ♪ 1667 01:47:25,481 --> 01:47:29,526 ♪ clouds in a winter sky ♪ 1668 01:47:30,819 --> 01:47:35,448 ♪ in a thousand unsaid words ♪ 1669 01:47:35,449 --> 01:47:41,621 ♪ in a thousand crazy reasons why ♪ 1670 01:47:41,622 --> 01:47:44,868 ♪ you were meant to fly ♪ 1671 01:47:44,869 --> 01:47:46,543 ♪ you were meant to fly ♪ 1672 01:47:47,628 --> 01:47:49,380 ♪ so fly for me ♪ 1673 01:47:50,464 --> 01:47:52,674 ♪ and day by day ♪ 1674 01:47:52,675 --> 01:47:57,638 ♪ I'll keep hoping your heart reminds you ♪ 1675 01:48:00,641 --> 01:48:05,645 ♪ nothing but love can stand in our way ♪ 1676 01:48:05,646 --> 01:48:08,816 ♪ but love can see us through ♪ 1677 01:48:10,818 --> 01:48:14,530 ♪ maybe that's all I wanted to say ♪ 1678 01:48:15,823 --> 01:48:21,495 ♪ I will always sing for you ♪ 1679 01:48:26,667 --> 01:48:33,674 ♪ I will always sing for you ♪ 1680 01:49:27,561 --> 01:49:30,730 So you went to this camp. What was that like? 1681 01:49:30,731 --> 01:49:33,608 I was consistently miscast... 1682 01:49:33,609 --> 01:49:38,446 Titus andronicus, Stanley Kowalski. 1683 01:49:38,447 --> 01:49:41,657 Then there was the year they couldn't find a girl to cast as Annie, 1684 01:49:41,658 --> 01:49:43,744 so I played "Andy." 118415