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Narrator: Christmas...
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The time of year when
the chill in the air...
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brings out the warmth in your heart.
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But what happens when
Christmas spirit...
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meets 140 degrees outside?
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Lola: Bugs, Christmas is almost here.
Are you excited?
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Bugs: Not really. It's December
and it's 100 degrees out here.
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Lola: What are you saying?
Bugs: It's too hot for Christmas.
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Lola: Too hot for Christmas?
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How can you say such a thing?
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I feel woozy. Oh! Like I'm gonna faint.
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Bugs: That's because
you're wearing a parka.
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Lola: Huh? Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
That's much better.
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What were we talking about again?
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Bugs: Not doing Christmas this year.
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Ohh!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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A WEB-DL Synchronize and
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The Looney Tunes Show - Season 2 Episode 10
A Christmas Carol
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Original Air Date:
December 4, 2012
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Elmer Fudd: And with no relief
in sight for this heat wave,
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it certainly doesn't
feel like Christmas.
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A year ago today, this was main street,
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and this is how it looks now.
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Sam: I thought selling Christmas
trees would be the perfect job.
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You make your money and you only
gotta work a couple of weeks a year.
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But it's so darned hot,
no one's buying 'em,
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and now they're all dried up.
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Aah! Fire!
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Fire! Aah!
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Elmer Fudd: Looks like this Christmas
is gonna be anything but merry.
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Lola: What is wrong with everyone?
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A little heat and we all
just give up on Christmas?
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Hey, well, not me. I'm gonna
do something about it.
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I--I'm gonna go out there
and I'm gonna...
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I'm gonna...
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Put on a show.
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A show that captures the
true meaning of Christmas.
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Bugs: Like "A Christmas Carol"?
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Lola: Ohh. I was thinking "Cats."
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What's "A Christmas Carol"?
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Bugs: "A Christmas Carol."
Charles Dickens.
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Scrooge? Tiny Tim?
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Bah, humbug?
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Here. It's the world's
most famous Christmas story.
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Lola: Oh! Thanks, bun-bun.
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Mwah. I'm off
to save Christmas.
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I mean, Charles Dickens and I
are off to save Christmas.
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Man, it's hot out here.
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Ohh!
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Bugs: What are you doing?
Daffy: Making room.
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Bugs: For what? I don't want
to cook a turkey this year.
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It's too hot.
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Daffy: I'm making room for
a duck, not a turkey.
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Bugs: What are you? Insane?
You'll suffocate.
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Daffy: Well, it's better than being hot.
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Plus, I've heard suffocating's
the most pleasant way to go.
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Hmph.
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Wait.
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Or is it that suffocating's
the worst way to go?
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I should probably do a little research.
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Bugs: Hey, look. It's your buddy.
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Elmer Fudd: In a related story,
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eccentric billionaire,
Foghorn Leghorn...
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held a press conference today
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and made a stunning announcement.
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Foghorn: I've been--I say, I've
been hearin' a lot of whining...
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about how it's too hot to
celebrate Christmas this year.
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But I'm here to announce that
I'm gonna do something--
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I say, I'm gonna do something about it.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I give you the fan plan.
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- What is that?
Foghorn: It's a giant fan, boy,
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and I'm gonna set it up
at the north pole...
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and blow some of that
cold air down here.
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If I were you, I'd get your
sweaters out of the cedar closet,
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'cause I'm predicting-- I say, I'm
predicting a white Christmas.
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Bugs: That is one crazy rooster.
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I'm surprised you didn't get
roped into going with him.
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Daffy: Oh, I'm going.
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Daffy: Well, I'm off to the north pole.
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Should I bring a jacket?
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Nah, it's 1,000 degrees outside.
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Bugs, your girlfriend fainted.
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Lola: Thank you all for coming.
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Of course, we're all here
for the same reason.
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We care about the community.
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We love Christmas.
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And we love the theater.
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And one of you is here because
I needed you to drive me...
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because my nail polish wasn't dry yet.
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So, thanks, Bugs.
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Sam: Actually, I'm here
'cause I understand...
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this is an equity production.
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As in, guaranteed money?
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And I also love the theater.
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Lola: Ok, "A Christmas Carol."
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Now, just a little heads up
before you read the script.
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I have made a few teeny, tiny changes.
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Bugs: What are you talking about?
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Lola: I rewrote it.
Bugs: You rewrote a beloved classic?
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Lola: Eh, come on.
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Who could belove a story...
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about a mean old guy named
scrooge who hates Christmas?
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I'm sorry, but that's not gonna get
anybody in the holiday spirit.
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Bugs, you're gonna play Santa.
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Bugs: Uh, Santa's not in
"A Christmas Carol."
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Lola: Well, he's in this version.
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Mac and Tosh, you'll play Santa's elves
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Weevil and Beevil.
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You can decide amongst
yourselves who's who.
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Both: I'll be Weevil.
Oh! Then, I'll be Beevil.
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Mac: Do you want me to be Beevil?
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Tosh: Only if you don't
want to be Weevil.
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I could easily see myself as Beevil.
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Mac: But I also think you would
make a fantastic Weevil.
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Sam: Oh, no one cares.
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We can't tell you apart, anyway.
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Here. You're Weevil.
You're Beevil.
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Now, who am I?
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Lola: You are nightclub
impresario, Rick Evans.
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And Speedy, you're Manu Ginobili.
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Speedy: The basketball player?
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Lola: Now, Porky, you're gonna
play a very important part.
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You will be playing the role of Hambone.
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Porky: Ooh.
What about my script?
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Oh, Hambone doesn't talk.
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He's a pet pig.
He oinks.
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Well, I guess that's everyone.
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Oh, no!
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There's no one left to play Carol.
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Mac: Who's Carol?
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Lola: Carol? "A Christmas Carol"?
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The girl from the title of the play.
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Bugs: Ecch.
Poor Charles Dickens.
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Tosh: Well, why don't you play Carol?
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Lola: Me? Oh, no. I'm just the writer.
I'm not an actor.
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Besides, Carol has... A British accent...
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that's essential to the role.
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And I couldn't possibly capture the many
layers of Carol's intricate personality.
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The highs and the lows of her journey,
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her desperation, her fear,
her strength, her courage.
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She's a temptress. Ooh, but
she's shy, almost coquettish.
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How could I capture her volatility?
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And she's so funny.
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And what about the song?
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Mac: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Tosh: Mm-hmm. You
have to be Weevil.
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Mac: Spoken like a true Beevil.
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Foghorn: If you think rewriting "A
Christmas Carol" is a bad idea,
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heh, well, I believe
I can show you a worse one.
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Foghorn: It's time to jump.
Daffy: What?
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Foghorn: We can't land a big ol'
plane like this on that ice.
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Daffy: Are you out of your mind?
Whoa!
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Foghorn: There--I say,
there goes the fan.
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Come on, boy.
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Daffy: Aah!
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Foghorn: I say, "Aah!"
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Sam: I don't know about you,
but I read the script.
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It ain't worth the air conditioner.
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Lola: Ok, everyone.
We're starting rehearsal.
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We have got a town full
of people out there...
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who have lost the Christmas spirit,
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and I believe the only chance
we have of getting it back...
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is to put on a flawless production...
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of an almost unrecognizable
version of "A Christmas Carol."
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Places, everyone.
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Oh, Hambone, it looks like...
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it's just you and me this Christmas.
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Porky: Oink.
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Lola: Is that how you're gonna do it?
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Porky: Oink, oink?
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Lola: Yeah, you're gonna
need to work on that.
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Narrator: Meanwhile, at the north pole,
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or about 70 miles South of there.
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Daffy: I quit.
Foghorn: What?!
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Daffy: My sense of adventure
has been surpassed...
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by my sense of tiredness and
overall out-of-shapedness. Ugh.
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Foghorn: You can't quit now.
You'll freeze to death.
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Then, it's my time.
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Daffy: According to my research,
it's the most pleasant way to go.
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Foghorn: You're just
like the rest of 'em.
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When the going gets tough,
you just give up.
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Boo hoo! It's too hot
to celebrate Christmas.
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Boo hoo! It's too cold
at the north pole.
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Boo hoo! I'm too tired
to help a rooster...
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pull a 6,000-pound crate 70 miles...
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and build a giant fan.
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Well, then, go ahead and freeze, boy.
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I'm not giving up on Christmas.
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Unh!
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Narrator: But sometimes,
even the coldest heart...
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can be warmed by the Christmas spirit.
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Foghorn: I say, unh!
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Huh?
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Ah.
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Mac: Are you Carol?
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Yes. Who are you?
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Both: We're Santa's elves.
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Tosh: Santa Claus is missing.
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You must come with us to the
north pole and take his place.
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Lola: But why me?
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Mac: Because you are his daughter.
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Lola: Santa Claus is my father?
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That answers so many questions,
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yet, raises so many
additional questions.
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I know what I must do.
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It is crystal clear to me.
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I have to...
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Line?
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Bugs: I have to go with
you to the north pole.
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Lola: I have to go with you
to the--line?
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Bugs: To the north pole.
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Lola: Oh, yeah. I have to go
with you to the north...
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Bugs: Pole.
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Lola: I didn't say "line".
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I know my line. Sheesh.
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Line?
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Foghorn: We're there!
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I say, we're there!
We're at the north pole.
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Daffy: Whoohoo! We made it.
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Daffy: Ahh!
Foghorn: Whoo-hoo!
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Daffy: I always knew we'd make it.
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Except for that one time I
laid down in the snow to die.
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But all the rest of the time,
I knew we'd make it.
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Well, not that one time
when I tried to kill you...
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so that I could climb inside
your carcass for warmth,
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but then realized how
hard it would be...
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to clean out your carcass,
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so, instead, I just laid down...
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for a second time in the snow to die.
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But every other time,
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I always knew we would make it.
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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Foghorn: That's all it do it.
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Narrator: But even the
best laid plans...
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duck and roster often go arrive.
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Foghorn: Hmm. I say, "Hmm."
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Daffy: What?
Foghorn: Where are we gonna plug it in?
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Daffy: Plug it in?
We have to plug it in?
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We're in the middle of nowhere.
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You didn't think about this
before we left?
244
00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:44,039
Why do I keep getting involved with you?
245
00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:45,115
It's that limo.
246
00:11:45,146 --> 00:11:47,509
I keep getting tricked by that limo.
247
00:11:47,543 --> 00:11:51,913
Foghorn: Wwsd. Wwsd.
248
00:11:51,948 --> 00:11:53,472
Daffy: What are you muttering?
249
00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:56,318
Foghorn: Wwsd.
What would Santa do?
250
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:59,321
It's something I ask myself
when I need guidance.
251
00:11:59,355 --> 00:12:00,956
That's it!
252
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,607
Daffy: What?
Foghorn: We'll plug it in.
253
00:12:02,654 --> 00:12:05,265
I say, we'll plug it in
in Santa's workshop.
254
00:12:05,302 --> 00:12:07,476
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
255
00:12:07,523 --> 00:12:11,202
Daffy: So, you want us to just
wander around the north pole...
256
00:12:11,217 --> 00:12:13,986
hoping to bump into Santa Claus?
257
00:12:14,027 --> 00:12:16,230
Foghorn: What's the worst
that could happen?
258
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,949
Lola: Now, it's Christmas Eve.
259
00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:27,750
Carol and the gang have gathered
to confront Rick Evans.
260
00:12:27,784 --> 00:12:30,118
Places everyone
261
00:12:30,386 --> 00:12:33,322
Sam: Welcome to the bungalow room.
262
00:12:33,356 --> 00:12:35,124
I.D., please.
263
00:12:35,158 --> 00:12:36,925
Lola: Where is Santa Claus?
264
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,344
Sam: How should I know?
265
00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:40,399
I'm an innocent nightclub owner.
266
00:12:40,445 --> 00:12:44,633
Lola: Well, if Rick Evans didn't
kidnap Santa, then--line.
267
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,078
Bugs: Then where is he?
268
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,552
Lola: Wow, do you have the whole,
entire play memorized?
269
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:49,838
Bugs: Unfortunately.
270
00:12:49,872 --> 00:12:54,942
Lola: Well, if Rick Evans didn't
kidnap Santa, then where is he?
271
00:12:54,977 --> 00:12:58,079
Bugs: Ho ho ho.
272
00:12:58,113 --> 00:12:59,514
All: Santa!
273
00:12:59,548 --> 00:13:02,560
Lola: Where have you been?
We were so worried about you.
274
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,115
Bugs: I must have lost track of time.
275
00:13:05,192 --> 00:13:09,004
I guess I know what I should
give myself for Christmas.
276
00:13:09,048 --> 00:13:11,098
A watch.
277
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:15,162
Lola: Oh, ha ha ha! Santa.
278
00:13:15,197 --> 00:13:19,333
I mean dad.
279
00:13:19,954 --> 00:13:21,251
The end.
280
00:13:21,308 --> 00:13:22,823
Oh, you guys, I'm so excited.
281
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:26,707
This is gonna be the best version
of "A Christmas Carol" ever.
282
00:13:26,775 --> 00:13:29,644
Tosh: Is it just me,
or is this play bad?
283
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,981
Like, really, really bad?
284
00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:39,955
Foghorn: We
have to take cover, boy.
285
00:13:39,989 --> 00:13:42,991
Daffy: I think I see it.
286
00:13:43,025 --> 00:13:45,327
Santa's workshop.
287
00:13:45,361 --> 00:13:48,295
Foghorn: No, you've got hypothermia.
288
00:13:48,319 --> 00:13:51,633
You're hallucinating.
I say, you're hallucinating.
289
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,702
Daffy: I'm coming, Santa.
290
00:14:02,752 --> 00:14:04,078
Daffy: Ahh.
291
00:14:04,113 --> 00:14:06,314
Santa: Looking for some
place to plug that in?
292
00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:10,468
Daffy: Santa?
293
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,465
Santa: You look cold.
294
00:14:16,513 --> 00:14:19,882
Why don't you take a seat by the fire?
295
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:28,533
Daffy: You're so snuggly, Santa.
296
00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:36,010
- So, you're saying you installed
the giant fan at the north pole...
297
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:39,272
and that any minute, it's gonna
start blowing in winter weather?
298
00:14:39,318 --> 00:14:42,364
Foghorn: I'm not the kind of
rooster to say I told you so,
299
00:14:42,388 --> 00:14:44,529
but I told you so.
300
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,352
- How'd you do it?
301
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,937
Daffy: We had a little help.
302
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,823
You probably know him
as father Christmas,
303
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,226
Saint Nick, the captain.
304
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:57,561
But I call him Santa Claus.
305
00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:00,297
And I've got him on tape.
306
00:15:03,696 --> 00:15:05,631
Daffy: Santa?
307
00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:11,474
Daffy: You're so snuggly, Santa.
308
00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:16,090
Daffy: I sat on the
lap of a polar bear?
309
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:18,181
Foghorn: I told you you
was hallucinating.
310
00:15:18,239 --> 00:15:20,685
Daffy: Then I guess I didn't
plug the fan in, either.
311
00:15:20,744 --> 00:15:23,801
Foghorn: I'll make the
next one battery-operated.
312
00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,699
Daffy: Next one?
313
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,968
Lola: This is it. We did it.
314
00:15:33,996 --> 00:15:36,991
It's Christmas Eve
and we have a packed house.
315
00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:38,702
Sam: 'Cause of the air conditioner.
316
00:15:38,761 --> 00:15:41,479
Lola: I just want to thank you all for
your hard work and dedication,
317
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:44,158
which I believe is the
true meaning of Christmas.
318
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,739
Group hug.
319
00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:49,713
Hoo hoo hoo!
320
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,213
Lola: Oh, this seems
like a good time...
321
00:15:51,245 --> 00:15:53,394
to tell everyone about
the trap door I put in.
322
00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:56,862
Trust me. It will make our entrances
and exits much more dramatic.
323
00:15:56,924 --> 00:15:59,090
Porky: How do we get out?
324
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,068
We're gonna suffocate.
325
00:16:01,114 --> 00:16:04,324
Tosh: Ooh, I've heard that's
the most pleasant way to go.
326
00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:05,589
Lola: I've heard that, too.
327
00:16:05,628 --> 00:16:07,132
But it's not gonna come to that.
328
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,400
Bugs will get us out.
329
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:09,768
Bugs! Bugs!
330
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,240
Bugs: Hello?
331
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,181
Lola: We're down here.
332
00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:18,369
Bugs: Lola?
333
00:16:18,423 --> 00:16:21,279
Lola: Bugs, we fell through
my trap door and we're stuck.
334
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,249
Bugs: Trap door?
335
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,600
How does it open?
336
00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:27,729
Lola: Yeah, I don't know.
337
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,214
I think I might have focused
too much on the trap part
338
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:32,624
and not enough on the door part.
339
00:16:35,371 --> 00:16:37,086
Bugs: It won't budge.
340
00:16:37,142 --> 00:16:39,649
Mac: What are we going to do?
The play starts in one minute.
341
00:16:39,713 --> 00:16:42,095
Lola: You'll have to tell everyone
the play is cancelled.
342
00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:43,971
Bugs: But you've worked so hard.
343
00:16:44,016 --> 00:16:46,273
Lola: Well, there's
nothing else we can do.
344
00:16:46,349 --> 00:16:47,683
Narrator: And at that moment,
345
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:51,112
Bugs Bunny found the Christmas spirit.
346
00:16:51,963 --> 00:16:55,966
Narrator: Too bad he didn't
also find a better script.
347
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,360
Bugs: Oh, Hambone.
It looks like...
348
00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:01,188
it's just you and me this Christmas.
349
00:17:02,679 --> 00:17:04,688
Ha ha ha! Hambone.
350
00:17:04,729 --> 00:17:06,867
You're such a funny pig.
351
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,859
Ha ha ha!
352
00:17:08,937 --> 00:17:11,388
Foghorn: Hey, look.
"A Christmas Carol."
353
00:17:11,419 --> 00:17:15,075
That's--I say, that's one
of my favorite plays.
354
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,189
Daffy: Never heard of it.
355
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,877
Bugs: Where is Santa Claus?
356
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,194
Well, how should I know?
357
00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,563
I'm an innocent nightclub owner.
358
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:33,427
Well, if Rick
Evans didn't kidnap Santa,
359
00:17:33,474 --> 00:17:35,775
then where is he?
360
00:17:37,669 --> 00:17:39,325
No!
361
00:17:39,381 --> 00:17:42,373
Lola: Bugs, you weren't supposed
to use the trap door.
362
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,257
Bugs: Really?
363
00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:44,848
Speedy: Now what are we gonna do?
364
00:17:44,883 --> 00:17:46,416
There's no ending.
365
00:17:55,009 --> 00:17:56,665
Santa: Ho ho ho!
366
00:17:56,734 --> 00:17:58,368
Daffy: Santa?
367
00:17:58,427 --> 00:18:00,219
Santa: I know what you're all thinking.
368
00:18:00,248 --> 00:18:03,185
This is the worst Christmas
play you've ever seen.
369
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,132
And I can't say I disagree.
370
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:09,874
But it took a lot of effort
to put on a play this bad,
371
00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:12,695
and if there's one thing
that's worth the effort,
372
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:14,564
it's Christmas.
373
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:17,534
Look, I know it's a lot of work,
374
00:18:17,568 --> 00:18:20,032
tying the tree to the top of your car
375
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,594
and then dragging it inside.
376
00:18:21,632 --> 00:18:23,499
Pine needles going everywhere.
377
00:18:23,575 --> 00:18:27,678
Packing up the car and driving
6 hours to grandma's house.
378
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,868
But these are the things
that bring us all together.
379
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:35,604
Even this utterly unrecognizable
version of "A Christmas Carol."
380
00:18:35,687 --> 00:18:37,272
I mean, look around you.
381
00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:40,211
The whole town is here.
382
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:43,444
Yes, I know that Christmas isn't easy,
383
00:18:43,465 --> 00:18:47,001
but nothing worth doing ever is.
384
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:51,432
Now, if you'll excuse me,
385
00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:55,173
I've got to deliver presents to
every boy and girl on earth.
386
00:18:55,227 --> 00:18:57,642
You think that doesn't take
a lot of effort?
387
00:18:57,677 --> 00:18:59,811
Ho ho ho!
388
00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:02,581
Merry Christmas, everyone.
389
00:19:02,616 --> 00:19:03,516
Oh!
390
00:19:08,889 --> 00:19:11,824
Santa: Nice trap door.
391
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,994
Let's see here.
392
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:17,526
Lola. Bugs. Gophers.
393
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,542
Aw, you can decide who gets what.
394
00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:20,901
Yosemite.
395
00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:24,004
Better luck next year.
396
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,173
Speedy.
397
00:19:27,809 --> 00:19:30,177
Daffy: What the?
398
00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:35,449
Santa: Hey, fellas.
399
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:40,072
Ha ha ha!
I plugged your fan in.
400
00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:41,931
Ho ho ho!
401
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:45,192
Merry Christmas, everyone.
402
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:54,656
Bugs:
Christmas time is here
there's a tingle in the air
403
00:19:54,702 --> 00:19:57,833
Daffy:
I sat on a park bench
and froze my derriere
404
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,087
Lola:
we're all hanging stockings,
drinking cocoa. OMG, it's snowing
405
00:20:01,127 --> 00:20:05,837
Foghorn:
Santa's bringing tons of loot
and we've got Christmas spirit blowin'
406
00:20:05,878 --> 00:20:08,776
Bugs:
it's the time of year we
try to drop our negativity
407
00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:12,135
Daffy:
I just dropped a glitter bomb
to make the town more christmasy
408
00:20:12,173 --> 00:20:15,298
Porky:
Christmas time can be so hectic
shopping malls can be so rough
409
00:20:15,324 --> 00:20:18,569
Speedy:
but it's the best of all the
holidays because we get new stuff
410
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,158
Lola:
I got sick on Halloween
411
00:20:20,198 --> 00:20:21,893
Tina:
New Year's was an awful scene
412
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:23,485
Bugs:
and Thanksgiving was a snore
413
00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:25,068
Both:
Christmas,
Christmas, we want more
414
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,645
Tweety:
yuletide by the fireplace
415
00:20:26,699 --> 00:20:28,223
Daffy:
I am gonna stuff my face
416
00:20:28,263 --> 00:20:29,859
Gossermer:
punch the clock
and close the school
417
00:20:29,898 --> 00:20:32,976
All:
that's the reason Christmas rules
418
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,675
Bugs:
all the buildings
look like igloos
419
00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:36,347
Daffy:
white majestic winter castles
420
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:37,880
Tosh:
we can wear our
Christmas sweaters
421
00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:39,360
Mac:
and our culottes with gold tassels
422
00:20:39,384 --> 00:20:41,040
Gossermer:
this is why
Christmas is great
423
00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:42,626
Sam:
this ain't time to playa hate
424
00:20:42,644 --> 00:20:44,229
Porky:
all you gotta have is faith
425
00:20:44,263 --> 00:20:47,270
Daffy:
what a lovely Christmas wraith
426
00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:48,442
Bugs: You mean wreath?
427
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:49,760
Daffy: Nope, I mean wraith.
428
00:20:53,025 --> 00:21:00,471
Elmer Fudd:
My holiday depression has
been lifted by this lovely sight
429
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:06,992
Tosh:
how can one be sad with
50,000 watts of Christmas lights?
430
00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:09,031
Lola:
there's so many holidays
431
00:21:09,063 --> 00:21:10,593
what the heck
is arbor day?
432
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,265
Tina:
I just know I work that day
433
00:21:12,286 --> 00:21:13,753
give me Christmas any day
434
00:21:13,788 --> 00:21:15,512
Pepe Le Pew:
yuletide
by the fireplace
435
00:21:15,554 --> 00:21:17,008
Both:
I am gonna stuff my face
436
00:21:17,047 --> 00:21:18,601
Gossermer:
punch the clock
and close the school
437
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:21,855
All:
that's the reason Christmas rules
438
00:21:21,874 --> 00:21:23,408
Lola:
I love all the shiny balls
439
00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:24,959
Lezah:
children bouncing off the walls
440
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:26,694
Sam:
blinking lights we got on sale
441
00:21:26,722 --> 00:21:28,292
Foghorn:
silver tinsel by the bale
442
00:21:28,339 --> 00:21:29,706
Bugs:
semi-frozen river skating
443
00:21:29,764 --> 00:21:31,406
Elmer:
candy cane self-medicating
444
00:21:31,446 --> 00:21:33,194
Daffy:
taking back
gifts that we hate
445
00:21:33,038 --> 00:21:34,608
Porky:
15 pounds of winter weight
446
00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:36,284
Lola:
fluffy quilts
with Christmas cats
447
00:21:36,306 --> 00:21:37,806
Sam:
10 pound Russian winter hats
448
00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:39,433
Mac:
fruitcakes that are gluten free
449
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,100
Tosh:
eggnog by the gallon-- whee!
450
00:21:41,127 --> 00:21:42,638
Daffy:
brand new
cars with giant bows
451
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:44,310
Marvin:
holiday-themed laser shows
452
00:21:44,352 --> 00:21:45,886
Henery:
roasted chicken
Christmas trees
453
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:50,491
Speedy:
cheddar cheese nativities
454
00:21:50,538 --> 00:21:53,913
All:
Christmas karaoke bus
455
00:21:53,952 --> 00:21:59,585
happy holidays to us
456
00:21:59,665 --> 00:22:06,944
457
00:22:09,835 --> 00:22:14,928
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458
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:40,836
Santa: Many ginoboly! Ho, ho, ho.
459
00:22:40,886 --> 00:22:45,436
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