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% My dreams are all dead and buried %
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% Sometimes l wish the sun
would just explode %
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% When God comes
and calls me to His kingdom %
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% l'll take all you sons of bitches
when l go %
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- My turn.
- Hell, no.
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Hey, man, let me drive that thing.
Come on!
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Do not touch the trim!
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- Come on, Daddy, l'm ready!
- You ready?
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l'm ready!
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- Come on, get me wet!
- l'm about to do it, come on!
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- Now, Daddy, do it!
- Get him soaking wet!
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Here l go, here l go!
l'm gonna do it!
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- Dump it!
- l'm about to do it! l'm gonna do it!
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Bash him with that bucket.
l'm stroking out.
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- Daddy, you gonna do it or what?
- Scream for it! Let's go!
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Dump it, Daddy!
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Summer fun!
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Sumbitch, it's dirt.
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No. That's Lil's ashtray.
Now clean it out...
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but not in the pool.
The pool is mine!
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Summer fun.
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You know, we do have State-wide
water restrictions in effect, don't you?
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Stop right there.
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- Now go away.
- No, l'm afraid l can't, Early.
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See here.
The Atlanta police sent this in.
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Got it on the wire
first thing this morning.
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Damn. Does it come in a wallet size?
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Hell, this warrant's
over 20 years old.
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l guess they figured out
your real name ain't...
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Awesome Bill
from Dawsonville.
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- Yeah, it is.
- No. No, it's not.
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Dammit to hell.
You know, too?
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Now, Daddy. What did you do
down there in Hotlanta?
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Well, what can l say, son?
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lt was the eighties.
l was a young man.
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l yearned
for something more, so...
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l embarked on a journey
down there to find myself.
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Donkey Kong!
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My art was everything
to me back then.
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That weekend.
And beer, too. Two cases.
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l drank every one myself, that was good.
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l told them they had the wrong green
two-foot talking squidman...
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still wearing the same hat in this photo.
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You damn right you did.
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''Thank you'' is also something
you could have said there.
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But the point is, you probably
ought not ever go back down to Atlanta.
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Atlanta? That place
was funner than hell!
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- Y'all want to go down there?
- Hell, yeah!
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Early, no. Wait.
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- You think l could go, too?
- Hell, yeah. Can you drive?
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Boy. l love Atlanta!
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Well, here we are.
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Terminus, capital
of the dirty South.
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Rising like a phoenix from
the ashes of the civil war.
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Y'all recognize
this place here?
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This is the place where Kenny Rogers...
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shot that scene with the kids
in Six Pack, ain't it?
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1982. The Coward of the County...
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his own self
stood right here.
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But hey, Atlanta's got
a hell of a lot more to offer than just this.
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This is CNN...
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the world's only
24-hour all-news network.
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So this is where
that liberal, Jew-run...
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propaganda machine shoves
their spin down our throat.
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That's right, Rusty.
And lookee here.
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l bought you a liberal
Jew-run snow globe.
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- Thank you.
- Catharsis!
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Stone Mountain.
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The world's most appropriately named
mountain in the South-East.
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And look, carved
there on the side...
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the four horsemen
of the Confederacy:
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Stonewall Jackson,
Robert E. Lee...
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Jefferson Davis and Pac-Man.
A rebel's hero.
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Come up there to Gettysburg,
and kick some damn ass.
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lf it weren't for Pac-Man,
we might have lost the damn war.
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Yep, Stone Mountain.
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Truly, Atlanta
is an international city.
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But there is one place we forgot...
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and this place is known
the world over...
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and it's gonna blow
your damn socks off, boys.
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This is the spot where
Kenny Rogers shot that scene...
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with the kids in Six Pack.
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- Yeah, we done been here once...
- Yep, Atlanta's got it all.
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Excitement, you say?
Well, try The Battle of Atlanta.
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Boy, it's just like being there.
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Hell, watch out, Rusty.
There is a musket ball!
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Fooled ya!
lt's just the world's largest painting.
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So it is. Let's go.
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Hey, Daddy, it's like the painting's
doing a dang doughnut around us.
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- Look at that thing. Baby!
- l know, Rusty.
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- lt's all so exciting, ain't it?
- Come on!
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The Atlanta Braves.
14 division champ--
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Shut up, shut up, now.
They're fixing to start now.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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get ready to round
the bases...
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with the Dan Halen Yard
and Garden Center Tool Dash!
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Tool race!
We gonna run today!
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Who will win?
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The extension cord.
Up there. That's my boy.
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- The extension cord?
- Go, baby, go!
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The 4x8 sheet of half-inch plywood?
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Or the six-piece teak patio furniture set?
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Hell, no!
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The dropcloth always wins anyway.
l'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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Yeah, the extension cord!
Extension cord!
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l don't know.
They turn that plywood sideways...
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- ...ain't gonna have no drag.
- Shut your damn mouth.
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What the hell you
gawking at, butt-nut?
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You better swivel that
damn face back around.
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- And they're off!
- Yeah, yeah, Extension Cord...
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Extension Cord all the way!
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Out to an early lead
is Plywood!
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Get your damn stringy, mother-- orange...
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ground three wire U.L.
listed ass moving!
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Today, you m-- son of a b--!
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Excuse me,
could you not say...
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- Russell, seize the chilli dog.
- Thank you, Daddy.
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Oh, no! Teak Furniture
has blown a chair!
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- Oh, you mother-- son of a bitch!
- Go, Extension Cord!
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And Plywood catches a gust!
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Extension Cord passes
on the right.
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You better suck on that,
you other inanimate sale items.
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lt's all over!
No one's going to catch Extension Cord!
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- Hell, yes!
- But what's this?
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Paint Dropcloth
has climbed out...
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of the stand and
joined the race!
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- No!
- Unimaginable!
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Hell, no! That's illegal!
He can't do that mess!
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lt's going to be close!
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Christ on his throne, a tie!
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lt's a tie!
Who could have seen this coming?
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You know, the Paint Dropcloth
always wins in the end on this thing.
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Well, now, how
is this decided?
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Cage match!
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lntimidate the cloth!
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You know the way.
Eye of the tiger! Eye of the tiger!
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Are you ready?
Are you ready?
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Time!
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And it's over!
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Damn!
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Paint Dropcloth wins
by a choke-out.
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Now on sale for 14.99.
Offer not valid in conjunction with...
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The Paint Dropcloth always
wins these things.
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Look at that, Early.
Runners on the corners.
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Don't you tell me to do nothin'.
l ain't in the mood to comply.
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He's getting a lead, Early.
Check it out.
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Oh, no.
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- ls that sumbitch cutting his eyes at me?
- No, Early.
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- l think he's just giving the steal signal.
- No, no. That ain't gonna do...
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No, Early, l don't
think he's looking at you.
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l think he's giving the...
Oh, Lord.
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Rusty, your daddy knows
better than to go down...
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Rusty?
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Hell.
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l think we've seen
enough of this.
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We submit this footage
as exhibit ''A,'' your honor.
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Than ain't me.
See? No hat.
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Well, this is clearly you
on the reverse angle. lsn't it?
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No. Still don't see
the resembletance.
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How about the wacky
blooper reel?
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Look at that!
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lt's funny, but still not me.
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All right, then, the kiss-kam.
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Daddy, l think that is you.
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Yeah, so does the State.
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- l would like to rebutt, if l may.
- l'll allow it.
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Now, playbackanate that tape.
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Yeah, yeah,
backertize it up.
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Backer, backer, more backer.
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See, l'm replacing his blood.
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Look, l'm helping
him up off the ground...
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and unkicking his balls!
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- Hell, yeah, Daddy!
- There's your proof right there.
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OK, all right, now,
zoom in. Enhance.
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You can't really do that.
That's kind of a sci-fi thing actually.
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That's a shame.
'Cause if you could...
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then you would see
that my hat clearly reads...
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''Gyneacologist,
Saturday nights only''.
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That's funny as hell.
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l got that sumbitch
at a truck stop in Ellijay.
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- Mister...
- Awesome Bill from Dawsonville.
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Mr. Cuyler, you have a problem
driving under the influence, don't you?
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No. Actually l'm pretty damn good at it.
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As a matter of fact,
you are quite good at it.
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You've been arrested for it,
repeatedly, haven't you?
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l don't remember that, now.
What happened?
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- You've got three D.U.l.s.
-Three?
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This week alone.
And it's not even Thursday.
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Well, at this time,
l'd like to call for a recess!
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Open the door!
Let my ass out!
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Sheriff, get me out of this damn mess!
Help me, Sheriff!
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l don't think Sheriff's here, Daddy.
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You are under arrest
for having a damn good time.
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Yeah.
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Before l pass sentence...
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what do you have to say
for yourself, Mr. Cuyler?
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What in the hell would you do?
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That sumbitch looked
at me crossways.
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He looked at you crossways?
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- That's your defense?
- Yeah. He looked at me crossways.
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Counsel, approach the bench, please.
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You're looking at an uphill
battle here, counselor.
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l mean, he did look at him crossways.
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Yeah, that's what he said.
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l mean, you know, this is Georgia.
We are still very backward in many ways.
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Your honor, l inquest
to adjust the bench, if l may.
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- Proceed.
- Suck on this, sumbitch!
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l'm the hell out of here!
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You're actually
free to go, Mr. Cuyler.
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All charges have been dropped.
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What if l don't want to go?
You ain't heard my grievances yet.
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Judge, he likes it better
when he feels like he's got ahead of you.
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OK. Quick, he's escaping.
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Open the door! Let my ass out!
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Let me out of here, God dammit!
Let me the sumbitch out of here.
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Someone get him!
Before he gets hurt and tries to sue us.
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Could someone please just
help him with the knob?
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Phil, go ahead and
help him with the knob.
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Hell, yeah! We on the lam!
Let's get wild!
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We doin' doughnuts,
ain't we, Daddy?
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Yeah, you wild.
Good doughnut, son.
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Good doughnut.
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Come on, baby!
We doin' some doughnuts!
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Look at me go, Daddy,
look at me go on this thing, all...
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spinning around, Daddy.
Doughnuts.
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l'm gonna tear it up now.
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l'm burning some damn paint, boy.
Burning some rubber.
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Come on!
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Wild as hell!
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