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ARNOLD!
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*
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COME ON. MOVE--
CLEAR, CLEAR!
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I'M TELLING YOU,
ARNOLD, YOUR BALL
IS FLAT.
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IT'S NOT FLAT.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
LOW ON AIR.
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LIKE I SAID,
YOUR BALL IS FLAT.
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MAN, I STILL CAN'T
BELIEVE WE LET THOSE
FIFTH GRADERS BEAT US.
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WELL, THE IMPORTANT
THING IS WE TRIED
OUR BEST.
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THE IMPORTANT THING IS
WE GOT OUR BUNS WHOOPED.
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COME ON, GERALD.
WE HAD FUN.
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AND WE ALMOST
BEAT 'EM.
WHY DO YOU DO THAT, ARNOLD?
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE?
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SOMEBODY HAS TO.
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MR. GREEN,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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IT'S SCHECK.
HE WANTS TO BUY UP
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD...
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- SO HE CAN KNOCK IT DOWN
AND PUT UP A FANCY MALL.
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THE PLAN, WHICH WAS
APPROVED BY THE MAYOR
JUST MOMENTS AGO,
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WOULD ALLOW
FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES
TO REDEVELOP...
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A SIX-SQUARE-BLOCK AREA
BETWEEN 33rd AND 39th STREETS.
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OH, I UNDERSTAND
THE PRESIDENT AND C.E.O.
OF FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES,
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MR. SCHECK, IS ABOUT TO
MAKE A STATEMENT.
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THANK YOU.
I JUST WANT TO SAY...
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I'M DELIGHTED
AT THE MAYOR'S SUPPORT
OF OUR RENEWAL PLAN.
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NICE SUIT.
SHH!
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- I AM BEHIND
MR. SCHECK'S PROJECT 100%.
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ALTHOUGH SOME OF YOU
IN THE AFFECTED AREA...
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MAY HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT
HOW THIS PLAN WILL IMPACT
YOUR HOMES AND BUSINESSES,
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LET ME ASSURE YOU,
CHANGE IS GOOD.
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THIS PLAN REPRESENTS
THE END OF URBAN DECAY,
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THE END OF YOUR
BROKEN-DOWN SHOPS
AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS,
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THE END OF ANTIQUATED
AND DILAPIDATED STOREFRONTS.
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IT'S TIME FOR A NEW WORLD.
OUT WITH THE OLD,
IN WITH THE NEW.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH OLD THINGS?
SOME OLD THINGS ARE GREAT.
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YEAH, LIKE MRS. VITELLO.
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WHIPPERSNAPPER.
OW!
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THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON
FOR MONTHS. THE CITY COUNCIL
RECOMMENDED AGAINST IT,
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BUT THE MAYOR'S LETTIN'
HIM DO IT ANYWAY.
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- I NEVER FIGURED
HE COULD PULL IT OFF.
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IT MEANS THEY WANT US
TO SELL OUT AND MOVE AWAY...
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SO THIS SCHECK CHARACTER
AND HIS BIG CORPORATION
CAN MOVE IN.
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NO!
NO WAY!
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- IT'S TIME TO PUT
THE PAST BEHIND US.
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I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE,
AND IT'S FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES.
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*
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BUT THIS IS
OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
THEY CAN'T JUST TEAR IT DOWN.
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*
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* THIS IS OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
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* HOW CAN THEY TEAR IT DOWN
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* HOW CAN THEY TURN
OUR SMILE INTO A FROWN *
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* IT MAY BE JUST A FEW
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* BUT IT'S ME
AND YOU AND YOU *
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NO. NO SINGING, EUGENE.
*
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BUT I THOUGHT
THE OCCASION
CALLED FOR IT.
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* WE MAY BE JUST A FEW
NO.
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THIS IS SERIOUS.
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OH, MY--
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WE CAN'T TAKE THIS
LYING DOWN.
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- WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING!
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- WE CAN REFUSE TO SELL
OUR HOUSES.
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- WE'LL ALL SIGN A PETITION.
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YEAH. LET EVERYBODY
KNOW THAT THIS IS
OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
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WE'RE NOT GOING TO
GIVE IT UP WITHOUT A FIGHT.
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HA! ARNOLD.
WHAT AN ANNOYING LITTLE
GOODY TWO-SHOES.
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WHAT A DOPEY LITTLE DREAMER.
WHAT A CORNY LITTLE CORNBALL.
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ALWAYS GOING AROUND TRYING
TO GET EVERYONE TO LOOK...
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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
AND DO THE RIGHT THING.
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HOW I DESPISE HIM.
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AND YET...
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I LOVE HIM.
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I LOVE HIM.
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I LOVE HIS UNERRING
SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG.
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I LOVE HIS UNFAILING INSISTENCE
ON THE NEEDS OF THE MANY
OVER THE NEEDS OF THE FEW.
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BUT, MOST OF ALL,
I LOVE THE WAY HIS HAIR
SMELLS...
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WHEN I GET REAL CLOSE
BEHIND HIM AND HE DOESN'T
KNOW I'M THERE,
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BUT THEN HE TURNS
AND LOOKS AT ME FUNNY.
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I SCOWL AT HIM
AND MAKE AN EXCUSE
FOR BEING SO CLOSE.
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THEN I INSULT HIM
JUST TO COVER UP THE SECRET,
ADORING FEELINGS...
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FOR WHICH I HAVE SO LONG
AND PAINFULLY HARBORED.
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OH, ARNOLD!
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MR. GREEN CAN WRITE
THE PETITION.
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SAY NO MORE, ARNOLD.
I'M ALREADY WORKIN' ON IT.
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IF ONLY I COULD FIND
THE GUTS TO TELL YOU.
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IF ONLY I WEREN'T SUCH A COWARD.
IF ONLY I HAD YOUR STRENGTH.
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WE'LL TAKE IT AROUND
THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND
GET EVERYBODY TO SIGN.
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WHAT IF YOU LOSE? WHAT IF
THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS TORN DOWN
AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE AWAY,
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AND WE'RE SEPARATED, AND
WE NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN,
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AND I NEVER, EVER SEIZE
THE CHANCE TO TELL YOU
HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU?
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OH, ARNOLD,
HOW I LOVE YOU.
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DAD!
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HOW'S IT GOING,
MIRIAM?
OH, MOLASSES, IT'S YOU.
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OKAY, GREAT, BUT WHERE
DOES THE STORE GO?
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ALL RIGHT, RIGHT HERE.
BIG BOB'S BEEPER EMPORIUM.
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BIG SIGN, CAN'T MISS IT
FROM THE FREEWAY,
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AND THE OVERPASS DROPS YOU,
BING, BANG, BOOM,
RIGHT IN THE PARKIN' LOT.
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THAT'S GOOD.
RIGHT IN THE STINKIN' LOT.
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- IT'S HELGA, DAD.
- HELGA. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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- WE GOTTA SPLIT, BOB.
WE'LL TALK.
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RIGHT. WE'LL TALK.
AND SEND ME THE PAPERWORK.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED.
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- YOU GOT IT.
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GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
IT'S OUR FUTURE.
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SEE, HERE'S WHERE
MY NEW SUPER BEEPER
EMPORIUM IS GONNA GO UP,
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RIGHT AFTER WE RIP DOWN
THE FLOWER SHOP AND GREEN MEATS
AND THE REST OF THE BLOCK.
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ABOUT ALL THAT, DAD, A LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE
AWAY AND SELL THEIR BUSINESSES.
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WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
- WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF THIS WHOLE...
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TEAR-DOWN-THE-NEIGHBORHOOD,
FUTURE TECH THING
IS REALLY NECESSARY.
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OF COURSE IT'S NECESSARY.
IT'S MORE THAN NECESSARY.
IT'S PROGRESS.
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YOU CAN'T HAVE PROGRESS
WITHOUT A LITTLE PAIN.
NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH LEAVING
THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE?
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH IT, MISSY.
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LEAVE THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE
AND BIG BOB'S SUPER BEEPER
EMPORIUM DOESN'T HAPPEN.
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- BUT, DAD--
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONCE,
AND I WANT YOU TO HEAR IT,
LITTLE LADY.
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CHANGE IS GOOD. WHEN THE NEW
BIG BOB'S SUPER BEEPER EMPORIUM
GOES UP,
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THE CASH IS GONNA ROLL IN,
AND YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT
THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.
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AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE WE'LL BE RICH.
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AND THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE
RICH. YOU CAN HAVE THAT PONY
YOU'VE BEEN WANTIN'.
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DAD, I WANTED A PONY
WHEN I WAS FIVE.
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND,
'CAUSE ONCE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
GOES DOWN...
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AND MY STORE GOES UP,
YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT,
AND I MEAN ANYTHING.
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- THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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WE'RE GONNA BE STINKIN' RICH,
GIRL. RICH.
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WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THAT, HUH?
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[ Squealing, Meowing,
Barking ]
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- THAT'S MY NAME.
DON'T WEAR IT OUT.
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GRANDPA, I'M WORRIED.
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OH, DON'T WORRY, ARNOLD.
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WE WON'T SELL
THE BOARDING HOUSE.
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WE'RE BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY.
RIGHT, POOKIE?
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RAH, RAH, ZIS KOOM BAH!
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HOME TEAM, HOME TEAM, WOO!
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BUT, WHAT IF SCHECK GETS
EVERYONE ELSE TO SELL?
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THEN I GUESS THEY'LL BULLDOZE
DOWN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
SHORT MAN.
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POOKIE AND I WILL HAVE TO
MOVE TO AN OLD FOLKS' HOME,
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AND WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN
TO YOU.
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YOU'LL PROBABLY BE SENT TO A
FOSTER HOME IN SOME MIDWESTERN
STATE, LIKE MANITOBA OR--
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WAIT. NO, THAT'S NOT A STATE.
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THAT'S A PROVINCE.
OH, NO, ARNOLD!
YOU'LL BE A CANADIAN!
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- GRANDPA, I'M SERIOUS.
- I KNOW, ARNOLD, BUT
WE'RE NOT COOKED YET.
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AND WHATEVER HAPPENS,
WE'LL ALL BE OKAY,
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EVEN IF WE HAVE TO
BECOME CANADIANS.
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YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE
VERY GOOD BACON THERE.
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CANADIAN. BACON.
IS THIS THING ON?
COME ON, ARNOLD. WORK WITH ME.
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GOOD NIGHT, GRANDPA.
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GOOD NIGHT, GRANDMA.
GO, TEAM!
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AWESOME. WOW!
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RELEASE.
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- YOU MUST BE A SOUND
SLEEPER, ARNOLD.
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- THEY'VE BEEN HAMMERING
ON IT ALL MORNING.
- LOOK!
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WILLIKERS!
- IT'S SO WICKED AWESOME.
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YOU GUYS,
IT'S NOT AWESOME.
IT'S TERRIBLE.
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READ IT. WE'VE GOT 30 DAYS
LEFT TO SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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LOOK, IT'S THAT
SCHECK "FELLER."
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IT'S TIME FOR A NEW WORLD.
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OUT WITH THE OLD,
IN WITH THE NEW.
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I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE,
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AND IT'S FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES.
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HE SURE GIVES ME
THE WILLIES.
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BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
HE LOOKS GOOD IN A SUIT.
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GERALD.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'M JUST SAYING.
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COME ON!
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MONKEYMAN!
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YEAH, SIX DAYS TO GO,
AND THEN SAYONARA,
SUCKERS!
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SIX DAYS. ENOUGH TIME TO TRY
MAYBE ONE LAST BIG... THING.
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BUT WHAT?
HOW ABOUT
A PARTY?
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YOU ALWAYS THROW
THE MOST OUTRE PARTIES,
ARNOLD.
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YEAH, A PARTY.
A BLOCK PARTY.
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- WITH MUSIC AND FOOD.
- AND FINGER SANDWICHES. OOH!
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- YEAH, AND FOOD!
- WE'LL HAVE A CONCERT.
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THE MUSIC WILL BE SO LOUD
THAT WE'D END UP ON THE NEWS.
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THEN PEOPLE WOULD GET
EXCITED ABOUT IT, AND THE MAYOR
WILL HAVE TO CHANGE HER MIND.
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AND SHE'LL STOP
THE BULLDOZERS.
YEAH!
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- HOW ABOUT THE SAVE THE
NEIGHBORHOOD DEBUTANTE BALL?
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NAH.
- BLOCK POWER, BABY.
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- BLOCKENANNY.
- BLOCK TILL YOU DROP.
OW!
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IT'S A BLOCK THING.
Y'ALL WOULDN'T KNOW.
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A BLOCK PARTY... PARTY?
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HOW ABOUT BLOCKAPALOOZA?
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YEAH!
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- BLOCKAPALOOZA.
- THIS SATURDAY IS THE DAY.
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BLOCKAPALOOZA!
DON'T FORGET TO GET YOUR
TICKETS WHILE THEY'RE HOT!
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"SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD"?
"BLOCKAPALOOZA"?
THIS WE DON'T NEED.
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YEAH, IT'S ME, NICK.
I THINK WE GOT A PROBLEM.
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*
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BLOCKAPALOOZA, HUH!
PLEASE.
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IT'S CALLED BLOCKAPALOOZA,
A LAST-DITCH EFFORT TO SAVE...
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A FORGOTTEN NEIGHBORHOOD
FROM THE WRECKING BALL.
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A CLASSIC STORY OF THE
LITTLE GUY PITTED AGAINST
THE CORPORATE GIANT.
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00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,127
WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY DOING?
THEY'LL MESS UP THE WHOLE DEAL!
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- FORGET ABOUT IT.
IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.
- YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
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IT'S OUR LAST CHANCE TO STAND UP
AND TELL FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES
THAT WE WON'T SELL.
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- WE WON'T LET 'EM TEAR DOWN
OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
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ONE OF OUR GUYS INTERCEPTED
THEIR PERMIT, THEREBY MAKING
THE WHOLE ASSEMBLAGE ILLEGAL.
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GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.
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THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
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00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,224
- THIS WHOLE ASSEMBLAGE
IS ILLEGAL.
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BUT WE FILED A PERMIT.
WE NEVER GOT ANY PERMIT.
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00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,468
LEAVE THIS AREA AT ONCE.
200
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,605
- BRING ON YOUR WORST.
201
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,075
- WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED.
- COME ON, LADY. NICE AND EASY.
202
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:07,047
HEY, STOP!
THAT'S A FRAIL OLD LADY.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
203
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,950
NEVER GIVE UP, ARNOLD.
NEVER GIVE IN.
204
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:14,554
SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SEA.
205
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:20,527
PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT.
MIX IT ALL UP.
206
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,435
WELL, THAT'S IT.
207
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,603
THIS PLACE BELONGS
TO SCHECK NOW.
208
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,606
THEY'VE EVEN GOT
THE COPS ON THEIR SIDE.
I GIVE UP.
209
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,443
ME TOO.
I'M SELLING MY PLACE.
210
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:40,613
GOOD-BYE, OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
SELLING? BUT--
211
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,450
OH, I GUESS I'LL GO TRY
AND GET YOUR GRANDMA
OUT OF JAIL, SHORT MAN.
212
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,019
- THEN WE BETTER GET PACKING.
213
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,488
GRANDPA, WE CAN'T GIVE UP.
IT'S NOT OVER.
214
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:52,325
OH! THAT SCHECK CHARACTER
HAS US COVERED...
215
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,561
FROM EVERY ANGLE, SHORT MAN.
216
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:58,398
WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU
ALL GOING?
217
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,468
COME BACK.
COME BACK.
218
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,304
OUT WITH THE OLD,
IN WITH THE NEW.
219
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:08,408
I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
CHANGE IS GOOD.
220
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,015
*
221
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,652
- ONLY TWO MORE DAYS NOW.
- I KNOW.
222
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,055
THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOME WAY WE CAN STOP
THE BULLDOZERS.
223
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,691
LOOK, ARNOLD, WE TRIED.
THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO.
224
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:29,029
WE JUST HAVE TO FACE IT.
IN TWO DAYS, THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
IS COMING DOWN,
225
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,599
AND WE'RE ALL JUST GONNA
HAVE TO MOVE ON.
226
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,204
I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING.
BABY CARRIAGE, TEN O'CLOCK.
227
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:41,074
I SEE IT. ARNOLD,
SAVING THE NEIGHBORHOOD
ISN'T A GAME.
228
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,978
IT'S REAL LIFE,
AND IN REAL LIFE
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS WIN.
229
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:51,184
I MEAN, I CAN WIN
RUNAWAY BUS EVERY TIME
I PLAY IT,
230
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,220
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE
IT'S A GAME.
231
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,523
- I GUESS.
- YOU DID YOUR BEST, BUDDY.
232
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,702
- HEY, ARNOLD.
233
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,139
WE WERE JUST LOOKING AT
A PIECE OF HISTORY.
234
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,475
IT WAS FOUR YEARS AGO
STINKY AND ME MADE THESE
HANDPRINTS IN THE CEMENT.
235
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:19,012
- YEAH.
- SID AND STINK.
236
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,481
- IT ONLY SAYS STINK...
237
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:25,352
ON ACCOUNT OF JUST WHEN I WAS
FIXING TO WRITE THE "Y"
TO FINISH OFF MY NAME,
238
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:30,490
SID'S OLD MAN CAME MOSEYING
AROUND THE CORNER,
AND WE HAD TO HIGHTAIL IT.
239
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,660
- I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT
MADE IT EVEN COOLER.
- YEAH.
240
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,795
WE ALWAYS FIGURED
IT'D BE THERE FOREVER,
241
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:40,700
BUT AFTER THEY TEAR DOWN
THE NEIGHBORHOOD, I RECKON
NOBODY'LL EVEN REMEMBER.
242
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,603
YEAH.
243
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:55,448
- HI, MR. GREEN.
- LOOK, ARNOLD, THAT WAS ME,
FOUR YEARS OLD.
244
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,285
MY GRANDFATHER MADE THE MARK.
HE WAS SO PROUD OF ME.
245
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:03,123
HE USED TO TELL ME, "MARTY,
ONE DAY, GREEN MEATS
IS GONNA BE YOUR SHOP."
246
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,592
AND, SURE ENOUGH,
MY FATHER TOOK IT OVER,
247
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:09,296
AND THEN, WHEN HE RETIRED,
HE PASSED IT ON TO ME.
248
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:13,600
THAT WAS THE PROUDEST DAY
OF MY LIFE.
249
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:18,271
I ALWAYS KNEW ONE DAY
I'D PASS THE SHOP ON
TO MY OWN SON.
250
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:23,410
I GUESS NOW THAT'S NEVER
GONNA HAPPEN.
251
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:28,615
- BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA
TEAR DOWN THE NEIGHBORHOOD?
- NO. BECAUSE MY SON HATES MEAT.
252
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,683
HE'S ONE OF THOSE VEGETARIANS.
253
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,819
WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN YEARS.
254
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,688
STILL, I NEVER THOUGHT...
255
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,426
I'D BE THE LAST GREEN
TO RUN GREEN MEATS.
256
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:43,696
ANOTHER COUPLE OF DAYS,
IT'S ALL GONNA BE JUST
A PILE OF BRICKS.
257
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,434
EXCUSE ME, ARNOLD.
258
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:56,209
[ Squealing, Meowing,
Barking ]
259
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,246
- SHE'S STILL IN JAIL.
260
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:03,350
- BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST
GONNA KEEP HER FOR ONE NIGHT.
- SHE KEEPS TRYING TO ESCAPE.
261
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:07,587
THINKS IT'S A GAME. FOURTH TIME
THEY HAD TO PUT HER BACK.
262
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,735
HI, MR. HYUNH.
HAVE YOU SEEN GRANDPA?
263
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:26,739
OH, ARNOLD. WE MAY NEVER
SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN.
264
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:31,544
HEY, MR. HYUNH,
CAN I HELP YOU CLEAN OUT
YOUR "REFRIGETERATOR"?
265
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:41,421
- UH, PACKING YOUR STUFF,
SHORT MAN.
266
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,256
YOU HAVEN'T SOLD
THE HOUSE YET, HAVE YOU?
267
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:47,327
OH, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
NOW, ARNOLD. EVERYONE ELSE
HAS SOLD.
268
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,930
SCHECK OWNS THE WHOLE BLOCK NOW,
EXCEPT FOR US. I HAVE TO SELL.
269
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,366
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.
270
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,869
ME NEITHER, SHORT MAN.
HECK, I WAS BORN IN THIS HOUSE.
271
00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:00,873
MY DAD GOT IT IN THE 1890s,
OVER A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
272
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:05,778
WON IT IN A CARD GAME FROM
A MAN HIS DAD HAD FOUGHT
IN THE TOMATO INCIDENT.
273
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,449
- OH, YES, THE TOMATO INCIDENT.
274
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,684
NOW, THAT WAS A GOOD STORY.
275
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:16,223
THE YANKS WON TERRITORIAL RIGHTS
TO THIS LAND AFTER THE PIG WAR.
276
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:20,227
BUT, UNTIL THEN, WE STILL PAID
TAXES TO THE BRITISH CROWN...
277
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,962
ON ALL SORTS OF GOODS,
INCLUDING TOBACCO, MEATS,
AND VEGETABLES.
278
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,866
THE WHOLE TOWN WAS IN A SNIT
OVER A NEW TOMATO TAX.
279
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,303
THE BRITS WERE ADDING A NICKEL
ON EVERY TOMATO.
280
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,673
PEOPLE WERE UP IN ARMS,
SPOILING FOR A FIGHT.
281
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,942
WHAT HAPPENED?
THE TOMATO INCIDENT, ARNOLD.
282
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:39,412
MY GRANDPA AND HIS NEIGHBORS
TURNED OVER A CART FULL OF...
283
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,548
BRITISH TOMATOES
ON THIS VERY STREET.
284
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,516
SOLDIERS WERE SENT
TO ARREST HIM,
285
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,685
BY ORDER OF
THE COLONIAL GOVERNOR,
286
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,421
ARCHIBALD VON SCHECK.
287
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,558
- HMM, I WONDER IF HE'S
ANY RELATION.
288
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,594
ANYWAY, VON SCHECK'S MEN
ATTACKED THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
289
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,264
BUT THE LOCALS USED
GUERRILLA WARFARE.
290
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,732
THEY MADE A BARRICADE
OF UPTURNED VEGETABLE CARTS...
291
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,834
AND FOUGHT BACK
WITH WHATEVER THEY HAD.
292
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,704
AND THEY HAD A LOT OF TOMATOES.
293
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,574
THEY WERE BRITISH TOMATOES,
WHICH WERE SMALL AND HARD,
294
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:11,210
AND REALLY HURT
IF YOU GOT HIT WITH ONE.
295
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,582
LET 'ER RIP.
296
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:19,486
THAT DID IT.
THE REDCOATS WERE IN FULL,
IGNOMINIOUS RETREAT.
297
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:24,991
- AND THAT'S WHY WE EAT
AMERICAN TOMATOES, ARNOLD.
298
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,461
ALTHOUGH, I HAD ONE
THE OTHER DAY THAT CAME
FROM CHILE. VERY JUICY.
299
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:31,498
- GRANDPA,
DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?
- OF COURSE IT HAPPENED.
300
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,666
I SLICED IT UP AND
PUT IT IN A SANDWICH.
301
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,303
NO, DON'T YOU SEE?
THIS IS OUR ANSWER.
302
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:41,608
YES! YES, ARNOLD!
JUICY TOMATOES FROM CHILE.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
303
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:45,878
NO, THE TOMATO INCIDENT. IF THAT
BATTLE TOOK PLACE RIGHT IN FRONT
OF THE BOARDING HOUSE,
304
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,281
THIS WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
SHOULD BE A NATIONAL LANDMARK.
305
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:53,453
WELL, THERE PROBABLY WAS
A DOCUMENT THAT DECLARED
THIS BLOCK A HISTORIC SITE ONCE.
306
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,022
THEN MAYBE I CAN FIND IT.
WE'VE STILL GOT TWO DAYS.
307
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:59,359
I CAN SHOW THE DOCUMENT
TO THE MAYOR, AND SHE'D STOP
THE BULLDOZERS.
308
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,994
THEY COULDN'T TEAR DOWN
THESE BUILDINGS... EVER!
309
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,497
AND MR. GREEN AND MRS. VITELLO
COULD KEEP THEIR SHOPS.
310
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:07,334
AND SID AND STINKY'S
HANDPRINTS WOULD ALWAYS
STAY IN THE SIDEWALK.
311
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:11,504
AND YOU AND GRANDMA AND ME
AND ALL THE BOARDERS COULD
KEEP LIVING JUST LIKE BEFORE.
312
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,640
NOTHING WOULD CHANGE.
313
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,442
GRANDPA, DON'T SELL
THE BOARDING HOUSE.
314
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,010
I'M GONNA TRACK DOWN
THAT DOCUMENT AND SAVE
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
315
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,780
YOU'RE A BOLD KID, ARNOLD.
I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY.
316
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:24,884
BUT YOU BETTER HURRY BEFORE
THE BULLDOZERS KNOCK DOWN
THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE.
317
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,723
CHANGE IS GOOD.
I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE,
318
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,992
AND THE FUTURE IS F.T.I.
319
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:40,500
SO, MY SUPER BEEPER EMPORIUM'S
GOING HERE, WHERE WE'RE KNOCKING
DOWN THESE OLD SHOPS, RIGHT?
320
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,069
- THAT'S RIGHT, BOB.
321
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,471
ABSOLUTELY.
322
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,874
- AND THERE'S NO FUNNY
BUSINESS IN IT, RIGHT?
323
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:52,011
IT'S ALL ON THE UP-AND-UP.
TRUST ME. ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS SIGN.
324
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,947
BIG...
325
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,116
BOB...
326
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,386
PA... TAK... I!
327
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,454
BEAUTIFUL, BOB.
IT'S ALL SETTLED.
328
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,956
TWO DAYS FROM NOW,
MY BULLDOZERS ARE GONNA...
329
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,058
TEAR DOWN THE OLD AND
MAKE WAY FOR THE NEW.
330
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:08,094
AND THEN ALL WE GOTTA
DO IS SIT BACK...
331
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,597
AND WATCH THE MOOLA
ROLL IN. EH
332
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:14,000
- YOU'VE GOT A WAY
WITH WORDS, BOB.
333
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,146
OH, ARNOLD,
ANOTHER MORAL DILEMMA.
334
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:31,951
STICK WITH BIG BOB AND GET
RICH, OR DARE TO TRY TO FIND
SOME WAY TO HELP YOU,
335
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:36,456
MY BELOVED, NOBLE ARNOLD,
FOR WHOM SO I HAVE SO LONG
ADORED.
336
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,491
OH, IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT TO DO.
337
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,827
IF ONLY I HAD SOME KIND OF SIGN.
338
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,997
OH! PERFECT.
339
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:50,470
OKAY, ARNOLD,
YOU CONVINCED ME.
340
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:53,473
RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA FIND
THAT DOCUMENT, DELIVER IT
TO THE MAYOR,
341
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:56,008
PROVE THAT THE NEIGHBORHOOD
IS A LEGAL NATIONAL LANDMARK,
342
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,010
AND STOP THE BULLDOZERS
FROM KNOCKING IT DOWN.
343
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:01,948
RIGHT. AND WE'RE GONNA
DO IT ALL IN THE NEXT...
344
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,851
46 HOURS AND 19 MINUTES.
345
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:08,888
RIGHT.
SHOULD BE PLENTY
OF TIME.
346
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,758
OOF!
347
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:16,729
ARNOLD! I-- I MEAN, WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING, FOOTBALL HEAD.
WHERE'S THE FIRE?
348
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,565
SORRY, HELGA.
WE'RE JUST IN A HURRY.
349
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,767
WE'VE GOTTA FIND
A GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT THAT
CAN SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
350
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,637
YEAH, RIGHT! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE
GONNA SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
351
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:25,972
YOU'RE EVEN DOPIER
THAN I THOUGHT.
352
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,740
ALL THE PAPERS ARE
SIGNED. THE INK'S DRY.
353
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:31,711
AND IN TWO DAYS THE BULLDOZERS
ARE GONNA ROLL, AND THIS WHOLE
PLACE IS GONNA BE A PARKING LOT.
354
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,546
END OF STORY.
ANY QUESTIONS?
355
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:37,784
UH, YEAH.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
LEND US BUS FARE?
356
00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,752
WE'RE A LITTLE SHORT, HELGA.
357
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:42,555
IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING
IN LOSER CITY.
358
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:46,192
OH, WELL, SINCE MY DAD'S
NEW SUPER BEEPER EMPORIUM
IS GONNA BE BUILT ON...
359
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:50,196
THE ASHES OF YOUR OLD LIVES,
AND I'M GONNA GET RICH OFF
THE WHOLE DEAL,
360
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,965
I GUESS THE LEAST I CAN DO
IS GIVE YOU CHANGE FOR THE BUS.
361
00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:54,934
THANKS.
THANKS.
362
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:59,472
GOOD LUCK. YOU'RE GONNA
NEED IT, LOSERS.
363
00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:02,241
THERE'S ONE THING YOU FORGOT
TO TELL ME. WHERE ARE WE GOING?
364
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:05,945
TO THE ONE PERSON THAT CAN
HELP US FIND THAT DOCUMENT,
MR. BAILEY.
365
00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:08,648
YOU MEAN THAT GUY AT THE
FEDERAL OFFICE OF INFORMATION?
366
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,517
RIGHT.
I KNOW HE CAN HELP US.
367
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:15,655
I CAN'T HELP YOU.
C-A-N, APOSTROPHE, "T."
"CAN'T."
368
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,089
BUT, MR. BAILEY,
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
369
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:21,027
I'M SURE IT IS, BUT SO IS
MY JOB. LOOK AT ALL THIS WORK
I GOT PILED UP.
370
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,863
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO RUN A CHECK ON SOME...
371
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,998
TOMATO DOCUMENT THAT WAS
PROBABLY LOST 50 YEARS AGO.
372
00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:29,702
NOW, PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT
IN HERE ANYWAY.
373
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:34,240
BUT, MR. BAILEY, IF WE DON'T
FIND THAT DOCUMENT, EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE TORN DOWN.
374
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:37,677
MR. GREEN'S BUTCHER SHOP,
MRS. VITELLO'S FLOWER SHOP.
375
00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:39,512
THE VIDEO STORE,
THE ARCADE.
376
00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:42,949
LOOK, HOW MANY WAYS
DO I GOTTA SAY IT?
I CAN'T HELP YOU.
377
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,685
- BOWLING ALLEY.
SLAUSEN'S ICE CREAM.
- PLEASE--
378
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:48,688
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
MY PATIENCE WITH YOU.
379
00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:50,757
DOLLY'S DONUTS.
DOLLY'S DONUTS?
380
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,259
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
THAT GREAT DONUT SHOP,
381
00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:54,727
DOLLY'S DONUTS.
382
00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:58,297
- OH, WE WERE JUST SAYING
WHAT A SHAME IT IS THAT...
383
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,067
THE BULLDOZERS ARE GONNA
TEAR DOWN DOLLY'S DONUTS.
384
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,736
YEAH. UH,
DOLLY'S DONUTS.
385
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,772
TWO DAYS FROM NOW,
THEY'RE HISTORY.
386
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:08,641
NO MORE DOLLY'S DONUTS,
MR. BAILEY.
387
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:12,311
BUT, I LOVE THOSE DONUTS.
NOBODY MAKES A CRULLER
LIKE DOLLY.
388
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,582
I'VE BEEN GOING TO DOLLY'S
EVERY DAY FOR 30 YEARS.
389
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:18,084
I DON'T THINK I COULD GET
THROUGH A MORNING WITHOUT 'EM.
390
00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:21,120
HOW CAN THEY TEAR DOWN
AN INSTITUTION LIKE DOLLY'S?
391
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:23,155
THAT'S JUST... SAVAGE.
392
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:26,158
I KNOW. BUT, HEY,
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
393
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,128
RIGHT. UH, SEE YOU,
MR. BAILEY.
394
00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:31,163
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
395
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:34,634
YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR
NEIGHBORHOOD, DON'T YA?
WELL, COME ON, THEN.
396
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,969
WE'VE GOT A DOCUMENT
TO FIND.
397
00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:54,253
THIS IS IT. AS SOON AS
THE COMPUTER STOPS,
IT'LL SPIT OUT A CARD,
398
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:57,189
WHICH WILL TELL US
EVERYTHING THE SYSTEM KNOWS
ABOUT WHERE...
399
00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:00,893
YOUR TOMATO DOCUMENT IS.
400
00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:03,796
"THE LOCATION OF
YOUR DOCUMENT IS...
401
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,665
UNKNOWN."
402
00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:07,266
I'M SORRY, BOYS.
403
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:11,771
IT'S ALL RIGHT, MR. BAILEY.
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
YOU DID YOUR BEST.
404
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,708
WELL, WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO NOW?
405
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:19,979
BOYS, IT'S PROBABLY
NOT WORTH MENTIONING,
BUT I KNOW A GUY.
406
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:22,682
THE CITY CORONER.
HE'S KIND OF, UH,
407
00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:24,784
WELL, A NUT.
408
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,953
BUT HE'S A WELL-KNOWN
HISTORY BUFF,
409
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,955
AND HE KEEPS ALL KINDS
OF CRAZY RECORDS...
410
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,957
ON OLD
HISTORICAL PAPERS.
411
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,092
MAYBE HE COULD HELP YOU
FIND THAT DOCUMENT.
412
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:40,132
YOU KNOW, ARNOLD,
THEY LOOK LIKE
THEY'RE CLOSED.
413
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,802
LET'S COME BACK LATER.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME, GERALD.
414
00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:45,104
COME ON.
Y-YOU FIRST.
415
00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:50,142
HELLO?
416
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,014
HELLO?
417
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,119
HELLO?
418
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:06,392
HELLO! I WAS JUST...
TAKING A NAP.
419
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,094
DID I SCARE YOU?
420
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:11,363
I SCARE MOST PEOPLE.
NOT INTENTIONALLY,
YOU UNDERSTAND.
421
00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:15,201
JUST THE NATURE
OF THE JOB. ANYHOO!
422
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,737
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
423
00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:23,042
THE TOMATO INCIDENT OF WHICH
YOU SPEAK DID INDEED HAPPEN.
IN FACT, IT WAS A MAJOR...
424
00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:27,013
HISTORICAL TURNING POINT
IN THE BIRTH OF THE COUNTRY.
425
00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:29,048
WHAT ABOUT THE DOCUMENT?
426
00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:30,883
WELL!
427
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:34,954
THERE WAS, AS I RECALL,
A DOCUMENT, STATING THAT
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD...
428
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:38,357
WAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED
A NATIONAL LANDMARK.
429
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:42,128
NOT AN ESPECIALLY WELL-KNOWN
DOCUMENT, BUT OFFICIAL
NONETHELESS.
430
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,964
AND I JUST MAY HAVE
A FILE ON IT.
431
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,999
I KEEP MY HISTORICAL
RECORDS IN HERE.
432
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,435
WHOOPS, WRONG DRAWER.
433
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:52,304
- AHA!
434
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,907
HERE WE GO.
TOMATO INCIDENT,
435
00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:57,944
TOMATO INCIDENT,
TO-MAH-TO INCIDENT,
TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO, TOMATO.
436
00:27:57,977 --> 00:27:59,511
TOMATO INCIDENT!
HERE IT IS.
437
00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:05,417
ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS,
THERE WAS A DOCUMENT DETAILING
THE OFFICIAL STATUS OF...
438
00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:08,287
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
AS A NATIONAL LANDMARK.
439
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,990
- LET'S SEE.
440
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:15,027
IT WAS CONTAINED
IN A COLLECTION OF
LOCAL HISTORICAL PAPERS,
441
00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:16,996
WHICH WERE
SOLD AT AUCTION...
442
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:21,801
FIVE YEARS AGO
TO A PRIVATE CORPORATION.
443
00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:26,773
THERE'S NO RECORD OF A NAME,
BUT THERE IS AN ADDRESS.
444
00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:29,475
SIX, SIX, SIX,
445
00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:32,812
ONE, THREE,
RIVERSIDE HIGHWAY.
446
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:37,349
IT'S OUT ON THE PENINSULA.
447
00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,355
YOU'RE GOING OUT
TO THE PENINSULA,
RIGHT?
448
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:47,059
DON'T TALK TO
THE DRIVER WHILE
THE BUS IS IN MOTION.
449
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:50,029
BUT THE BUS
ISN'T IN MOTION.
NOW IT IS.
450
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,899
GET BEHIND
THE YELLOW LINE.
451
00:28:57,203 --> 00:29:02,141
66590, 66600.
WE'RE CLOSE, GERALD.
452
00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:13,853
FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES.
453
00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:17,289
FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES?
THEY'VE GOT THE DOCUMENT?
454
00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:22,061
OOH, OOH, OOH.
THE DOCUMENT THAT COULD SAVE
THE NEIGHBORHOOD...
455
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,896
IS IN THE HANDS
OF FUTURE TECH?
456
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,899
NOW WHAT, ARNOLD?
I GUESS WE GO
AND TALK TO MR. SCHECK.
457
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,167
YOU CAN'T TALK TO MR. SCHECK.
458
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,568
BUT--
HE CAN'T BE SEEN
WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT.
459
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:34,273
-THEN WE'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.
-MR. SCHECK DOESN'T MAKE
APPOINTMENTS.
460
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,475
ALL RIGHTY, THEN,
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.
461
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:39,178
RIGHT.
GOOD-BYE.
462
00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:49,388
GERALD, THERE'S
CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.
AND I THINK THEY'RE WATCHING US.
463
00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:55,527
MAN, THIS IS CREEPY.
LET'S GET AWAY FROM HERE.
464
00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:59,966
SECURITY.
YES, MR. SCHECK?
465
00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:04,436
THERE ARE TWO YOUNG BOYS
IN THE HALLWAY, 40 FEET
FROM YOUR SECURITY DESK.
466
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:08,174
WHAT? SIR, I, UH, UH--
APPREHEND THEM.
467
00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:10,142
AND BRING THEM
TO MY OFFICE.
468
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:14,480
* LIFE IS JUST A BOWL
OF CHERRIES *
469
00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:22,855
SIR, WE FOUND
THESE BOYS WANDERING
THE HALLS UNESCORTED.
470
00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:26,025
UNESCORTED?
WITHOUT SECURITY CLEARANCE?
YES, SIR. THAT'S RIGHT SIR.
471
00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:28,060
THIS IS SERIOUS, ISN'T IT?
YES, SIR.
472
00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:29,595
WE CAN'T HAVE
YOUNG BOYS WANDERING...
473
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:32,464
THE HALLS OF
FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES
UNESCORTED...
474
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,333
WITHOUT SECURITY
CLEARANCE, NOW, CAN WE?
475
00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:36,969
NO, SIR.
NO, SIR. NO, SIR.
476
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:42,141
AND THESE SMALL BOYS JUST SNUCK
PAST SECURITY AND WANDERED ABOUT
THE BUILDING UNESCORTED.
477
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,476
IS THAT ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT?
YES, SIR.
478
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:47,914
- "YES, SIR." WELL, NOW,
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT?
479
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:50,282
- YOU'RE THE HEAD OF SECURITY,
AREN'T YOU?
- SIR, YES, SIR.
480
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,951
"SIR, SIR. YES, SIR. SIR."
481
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:56,088
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY?
NO, SIR. I MEAN, YES, SIR.
482
00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:57,990
SIR!
THERE HE GOES AGAIN.
483
00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:00,626
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO NOW.
484
00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:03,162
GO BACK TO YOUR DUTIES
AS HEAD OF SECURITY.
485
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:06,132
WHO KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER BOYS
ARE OUT THERE, WANDERING
THE HALLS...
486
00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:10,636
OF FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES
UNESCORTED WHILE YOU STAND HERE
LIKE A BIG, DUMB STIFF!
487
00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:16,675
REPEATING, "SIR, YES, SIR, SIR."
YES, SIR.
488
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:20,312
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WITH A CHARACTER LIKE THAT?
HE'S LIKE A WINDUP DOLL.
489
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:23,015
"YES, SIR. SIR, YES, SIR.
SIR, SIR."
490
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:27,019
I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S HARD
TO GET GOOD HELP NOWADAYS.
491
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:30,356
IT MUST BE UPSETTING TO BE
APPREHENDED AND DRAGGED,
UNCEREMONIOUSLY,
492
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:34,593
INTO MY OFFICE LIKE THIS,
BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOUNG BOYS
WANDERING THE HALLS...
493
00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:37,663
OF MY COMPANY UNESCORTED,
YOU UNDERSTAND, HM?
494
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:40,199
MY NAME IS SCHECK.
AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
495
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,001
I'M ARNOLD, AND THIS
IS MY FRIEND, GERALD.
496
00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:45,404
- WE LIVE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
YOU WANT TO TEAR DOWN.
- THAT I'M GOING TO TEAR DOWN.
497
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:48,207
WE HEARD THERE WAS A
GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT THAT SAYS
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS...
498
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,543
A NATIONAL LANDMARK AND CAN
NEVER BE TORN DOWN BY ANYBODY.
499
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,545
REALLY? I'VE HEARD ABOUT
THAT DOCUMENT TOO.
500
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,948
IN FACT, I HAD MY PEOPLE
LOOK INTO IT.
501
00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:59,685
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY FOUND?
THE DOCUMENT DOESN'T EXIST.
502
00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,288
THE WHOLE THING'S
JUST A RUMOR, BOGUS.
503
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:04,656
I PROMISE YOU,
IF THERE WERE
SUCH A DOCUMENT,
504
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:07,026
I WOULD NEVER
GO THROUGH
WITH MY PLAN.
505
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,660
BUT THE DOCUMENT
MUST EXIST.
506
00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:11,497
IT WAS PART OF
A COLLECTION OF
LOCAL HISTORICAL PAPERS.
507
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:15,234
LOOK, MY YOUNG FRIEND,
AS MUCH AS I ADMIRE
YOUR THOROUGHNESS...
508
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,536
AND DIRECT APPROACH,
THE FACT REMAINS:
509
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:20,973
I DON'T HAVE THE DOCUMENT.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE DOCUMENT.
510
00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:23,609
SO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
IS COMING DOWN.
ANY QUESTIONS?
511
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:27,179
WHAT IF WE WERE TO TELL YOU
THAT WE DON'T BUY YOUR STORY?
512
00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,680
HM. SECURITY.
513
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:36,588
THAT WENT WELL.
THAT SCHECK IS NOT
A GOOD MAN.
514
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:39,058
BUT HE'S A NATTY-DADDY
DRESSER.
515
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,667
YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG?
516
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:52,571
NICK, I JUST HAD AN
INTERESTING CONVERSATION
WITH TWO YOUNG BOYS.
517
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,274
ONE HAD A WEIRD
STACK OF HAIR,
518
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:56,908
AND THE OTHER WAS
A FOOTBALL-HEADED KID.
519
00:32:56,942 --> 00:33:01,080
A FOOTBALL-HEADED KID, HUH.
HEY, BOB, YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT A FOOTBALL
520
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:05,184
NAH.
- I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
NO FOOTBALL-HEADED KID, BOSS.
521
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:06,918
ARE YOU SURE?
522
00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:11,357
BECAUSE THERE WAS ONE NOSING
AROUND HERE JUST A FEW MINUTES
AGO, ASKING ABOUT THAT DOCUMENT.
523
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,225
YOU KNOW THE ONE
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
524
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:15,761
YOU MEAN THE DOCUMENT
THAT COULD MESS UP
OUR WHOLE OPERATION?
525
00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:19,631
BUT IT'S LOCKED IN THE
RECORDS ROOM. NOBODY HAS A KEY
FOR IT, EXCEPT YOU AND ME.
526
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:23,402
I PROMISE YOU, MR. SCHECK,
I HAVEN'T SEEN A KID LIKE THAT.
527
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:26,105
BUT I WILL DEFINITELY
KEEP MY EYES OPEN.
528
00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:29,175
I'M NOT READY TO GIVE UP YET.
529
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:33,045
ARNOLD, SOONER OR LATER,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
FACE THE FACTS.
530
00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:37,083
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN
DO ABOUT SCHECK'S PLAN.
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING.
531
00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:39,351
ARNOLD, IT WOULD TAKE
SOME KIND OF MIRACLE.
532
00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:44,356
HELLO?
THE DOCUMENT
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR EXISTS.
533
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,792
THEY'RE HIDING IT FROM YOU.
WHAT
534
00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,627
- CALL ME DEEP VOICE.
535
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:53,065
I CAN'T GIVE YOU THAT
INFORMATION, BUT I CAN TELL YOU
THAT SCHECK IS UP TO NO GOOD.
536
00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:55,767
THE ONLY THING
THAT CAN STOP HIM IS THE
DOCUMENT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
537
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:59,271
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE DOCUMENT?
LET'S JUST SAY... I KNOW.
538
00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:02,774
WHERE IS THE DOCUMENT?
IT'S HIDDEN AT F.T.I.
IN A LOCKED SAFE DEPOSIT BOX.
539
00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:06,545
- NICK VERMICELLI HAS THE KEY.
BUT HOW DO WE...
540
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:09,548
FOLLOW NICK, AND YOU'LL FIND
THE KEY. I'LL BE IN TOUCH.
541
00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,417
BUT WAIT!
WHO ARE YOU?
542
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:16,455
THAT IS TOO FREAKY.
I'M SORRY I EVER
DOUBTED YOU.
543
00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:19,725
I'M IN, MAN.
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
544
00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:22,294
THE PLAN IS WE FIND
NICK VERMICELLI.
545
00:34:22,328 --> 00:34:24,062
RIGHT.
THEN WE SPY ON HIM,
546
00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:27,833
FOLLOWING HIM EVERYWHERE UNTIL
WE FIND OUT WHERE HE'S HIDING
THE KEY TO THE SAFE DEPOSIT BOX.
547
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:30,869
RIGHT.
THEN, WE STEAL THE KEY,
GO TO F.T.I., SNEAK IN AND...
548
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,871
GET THE DOCUMENT OUT OF
THE SAFE DEPOSIT BOX.
549
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:37,109
- RIGHT.
- WE EVADE THE SECURITY GUARDS,
AND IF WE MAKE IT THAT FAR,
550
00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:39,145
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS HEAD
UPTOWN, FIND THE MAYOR,
551
00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:41,713
AND DELIVER THE DOCUMENT
SO SHE CAN DECLARE
THE NEIGHBORHOOD...
552
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:44,316
A NATIONAL LANDMARK AND STOP
THE BULLDOZERS.
553
00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:46,685
ARNOLD, THAT'S A LONG PLAN.
554
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:49,455
I KNOW. BUT WE GOTTA DO IT
IF WE'RE GONNA SAVE
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
555
00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:51,457
AND WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME SPECIAL EQUIPMENT.
556
00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:55,294
THIS MAY SOUND KIND OF
CRAZY, BUT I'VE HEARD
OF THIS GIRL, BRIDGET,
557
00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:58,697
WHO LIVES ACROSS TOWN,
KIND OF A, UH,
558
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:01,600
EQUIPMENT SPECIALIST.
559
00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:04,836
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
THE RIGHT PLACE?
560
00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:08,140
IT'S THE ADDRESS
FUZZY SLIPPERY GAVE ME.
HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'LL HELP US?
561
00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,209
BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT BRIDGET DOES,
ARNOLD.
562
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:13,612
SHE HELPS PEOPLE.
I MEAN, THAT'S HOW
THE LEGEND GOES.
563
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:18,184
- MAYBE SHE'S NOT HOME.
564
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:22,288
- I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU SHOULD TOUCH THAT.
565
00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:25,824
- WHOA!
566
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,699
OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU
TOUCHED MY BUTTON?
567
00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:38,136
ME.
ME.
568
00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:55,321
IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND SAVE
THE NEIGHBORHOOD, YOU'RE GONNA
NEED SOME EQUIPMENT.
569
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:59,725
TOP OF THE LINE,
STATE OF THE ART.
MINI-CONDENSER AND MICROPHONE...
570
00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:02,261
FOR THE ULTIMATE CONCEALED
SURVEILLANCE.
571
00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,496
HEADPHONES AND MICRO-RADAR
TRACKING DISH.
572
00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:08,667
FOUR-HUNDRED-TO-ONE ZOOM LENS
BINOCULARS WITH INFRARED
CAPABILITY FOR NIGHT VISION.
573
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:12,871
HIGH TENSION, PLASTIC WIRE,
ANODIZED STEEL PULLEYS
AND NYLON STRAPS...
574
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:15,274
FOR MANEUVERING IN
VERTICALLY-CHALLENGING
SITUATIONS.
575
00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:18,544
A TWO-WAY SECURE WALKIE-TALKIE
FOR MAINTAINING COMMUNICATION.
576
00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:21,280
AND A SYNCHRONIZED,
PROGRAMMABLE,
577
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:23,682
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK WATCH,
SET TO GREENWICH TIME.
578
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,318
AND ACCURATE WITHIN
1/10,000th OF A SECOND.
579
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:30,456
AND IT ALL FITS INTO THIS REALLY
COOL AS-47 JUNIOR SECRET AGENT
UTILITY BELT.
580
00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,458
UH-HUH.
HOW MUCH DOES ALL THIS COST?
581
00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:36,562
WELL, SINCE IT'S FOR SUCH A GOOD
CAUSE, IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
582
00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:40,699
- I FIGURE IT'S MY CONTRIBUTION.
- GREAT. WE'LL TAKE TWO OF 'EM.
583
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:43,602
- DO THE BELTS COME IN
ANY OTHER COLORS?
- BLACK OR PINK.
584
00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:46,638
- WE'LL TAKE BLACK.
585
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:50,409
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA NEED
A REMOTE CONTROL CAR FOR?
- YOU NEVER KNOW.
586
00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:52,811
WHATEVER YOU SAY,
ARNOLD.
587
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,353
ALL RIGHT,
THE NEIGHBORHOOD
IS COUNTING ON YOU.
588
00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:04,323
GOOD LUCK, BOYS.
589
00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:06,392
GERALD?
590
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,268
HELGA?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
591
00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:19,471
I WAS WALKING UNTIL
YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN,
FOOTBALL HEAD.
592
00:37:19,505 --> 00:37:23,642
- SORRY, HELGA, WE WERE JUST--
- YEAH, YEAH. JUST OUT PLAYING
YOUR DUMB SECRET AGENT GAME.
593
00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,844
AREN'T YOU BOTH A LITTLE OLD
FOR THAT? YEESH.
594
00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:27,879
COME ON, ARNOLD.
WE GOT THINGS TO DO.
595
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:31,049
HA! WHAT, SOME NEW PLAN
TO SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD?
596
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,619
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
LET'S ROLL.
597
00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:36,488
TRY TAKING OFF THOSE LAME SHADES
SO YOU CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE
WALKING NEXT TIME.
598
00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:41,026
GOOD LUCK, HARDY BOYS.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
599
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:44,363
OH, MY BRAVE, LITTLE
FOOTBALL-HEADED HERO...
600
00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:46,031
ON YET ANOTHER ABSURD QUEST.
601
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,500
THIS TIME, TO SAVE
THE ONLY HOME YOU'VE EVER KNOWN.
602
00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:54,005
ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR
BEST FRIEND AND YOUR SPORTY
UTILITY BELT.
603
00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:57,376
GODSPEED, MY STEED.
MY ONLY, MY LOVE.
604
00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:05,684
THIS IS THE PLACE, GERALD.
605
00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:11,757
- UH, MR. DRIVER,
COULD YOU OPEN THE DOOR?
606
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,926
- WE NEED TO GET OUT REALLY BAD.
- WE GOTTA FOLLOW THAT GUY.
HE'S GOT A KEY.
607
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,830
BUS STOPS AT
THE CORNER OF 43rd.
608
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:24,836
HEY! JUVENILE DELINQUENTS.
609
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:34,846
ARNOLD, WE'RE WAY UNDER 21.
610
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,315
MAYBE WE CAN GET IN
AROUND BACK.
611
00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:40,686
* AIN'T THIS
A GREAT OLD PLOT *
612
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,356
* DON'T YOU WISH WE COULD
ROLL BACK THE CLOCK *
613
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:47,693
* OH, THE WINDOWS WE BUSTED
THE HUBCAPS WE STOLE *
614
00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:51,963
- * THE APPLES WE BOOSTED
- BUT IT'S LOCKED IN
THE RECORDS ROOM.
615
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:54,700
* THE FUN THAT WE HAD
VIOLATIN' PAROLE *
616
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:58,637
* AIN'T THIS
A GREAT OLD PLOT, DOC *
617
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,440
GOT 'EM.
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
618
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,775
SO, IS THE KEY SAFE?
619
00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:05,711
'COURSE IT'S SAFE.
I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
620
00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:09,981
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
WE WOULDN'T WANT IT
TO FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
621
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,983
A KEY. THEY'RE
TALKING ABOUT A KEY.
622
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:15,053
MAYBE IT'S THE KEY
DEEP VOICE WAS TALKING ABOUT.
623
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,858
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE KEY.
624
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,829
DID I DO THAT?
625
00:39:26,532 --> 00:39:31,570
THIS THING ON?
SORRY ABOUT THAT, FOLKS.
HIT IT, TONY!
626
00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:33,405
HEY! GET A BUSBOY OVER HERE.
627
00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:35,607
CLEAN UP THIS MESS AND
GET US A COUPLE MORE DRINKS.
628
00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:39,845
YO! BUSBOYS!
WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?
629
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,914
I SAID CLEAN UP THIS MESS
OR I'LL MAKE YOU WEAR IT!
630
00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:46,151
LOOK. THE KEY.
IT'S AROUND HIS NECK.
631
00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:49,154
AND GET US TWO MORE BARTLETTS,
PRONTO. NO ICE THIS TIME.
632
00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:51,423
AND NO LIPSTICK.
633
00:39:51,457 --> 00:39:55,427
WE'LL GET THOSE FOR YOU
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
RIGHT... AWAY.
634
00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,031
FOOTBALL-HEADED KID!
635
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:04,603
ALL RIGHT, YOU CLOWNS,
HERE'S THE DEAL.
636
00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,473
THE BOYS ARE OFF
RISKING THEIR LIFE
WITH SOME CRAZY PLAN...
637
00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:11,042
TO GET A RARE HISTORIC DOCUMENT
FROM THE HANDS OF THAT
SCHECK CHARACTER,
638
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:13,044
AND THEY DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.
639
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:16,948
WE'VE GOT TO THINK
OF A BACKUP SCHEME
THAT'LL BAIL US OUT...
640
00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:19,918
WHEN THEIR CRAZY
LAMEBRAINED PLAN FIZZLES!
641
00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:21,853
SO COME ON.
THINK OF A PLAN.
642
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:25,223
IT'S GOT TO BE SMART,
LOGICAL AND FEASIBLE.
643
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:28,560
MAYBE WE COULD
PAINT THE HOUSE
WITH VANISHING CREAM.
644
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:33,799
THEN IT WILL BE INVISIBLE.
THAT IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA
I EVER HEARD!
645
00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:37,736
WHAT IF IT RAINS? DING DONG!
YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT,
KOKOSCHKA?
646
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:42,808
- IT'LL WASH THE VANISHING CREAM
OFF AND EVERYONE WILL SEE US.
- AH, POOH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
647
00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:45,811
WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS BUILD
A DUMMY NEIGHBORHOOD
ONE BLOCK OVER.
648
00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:47,813
THAT'LL PULL THE WOOL
OVER THEIR EYES.
649
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:50,148
YOU ARE THE DUMMY, ERNIE!
THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
650
00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:53,585
OH, YEAH? I DON'T SEE YOU
COMING UP WITH ANYTHING,
MR. GENIUS!
651
00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:57,856
WHY DON'T YOU DIG A LITTLE
DEEPER INTO THE CAVERNS
OF YOUR PUNY MIND, EGGHEAD!
652
00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:01,059
DIGGING
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
653
00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:04,229
THAT REMINDS ME.
THE SECRET TUNNELS!
654
00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:05,864
WHAT SECRET TUNNELS?
655
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:09,968
MARONE!
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, EH?
656
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,704
A NETWORK OF TUNNELS THAT
HONEYCOMB THE ENTIRE BLOCK...
657
00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:15,874
AND POSSIBLY LEAD TO
THE REST OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
658
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:18,977
I HATE IT!
IT'S DARK AND IT SMELL.
659
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:21,647
IT'S VERY CREEPY!
YEAH, LET'S GO BACK,
GRANDPA.
660
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,281
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
LISTEN.
661
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:27,953
ONE OF THESE TUNNELS GOES
UNDER THE STREET FROM OUR HOUSE
TO THE ONE ACROSS FROM US.
662
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,255
IF WE WIRE IT
WITH EXPLOSIVES,
663
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:34,793
WE'LL BLOW A HOLE IN THE STREET
THAT THE BULLDOZERS CAN'T CROSS.
664
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,796
YEAH? JUST ONE LITTLE
DETAIL, GRAMPS.
665
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,898
WHERE YOU GONNA GET
THE EXPLOSIVES?
666
00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:41,867
FROM YOU, OF COURSE.
667
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,735
JUST GO DOWN
TO YOUR JOB SITE...
668
00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:48,006
AND LIFT A COUPLE HUNDRED
POUNDS OF EXPLOSIVES
WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING.
669
00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:52,143
HUH?
- THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING
I EVER HEARD!
670
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:56,281
ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING
I GOT TWICE THAT MUCH
STASHED UNDER MY BED.
671
00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:59,985
WHAT? HEY, WE ALL GOT
OUR LITTLE PECCADILLOS.
672
00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:29,848
FINALLY.
LET'S JUST HOPE
HE'S READY FOR BED.
673
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,650
HE SHOULD BE.
IT'S MIDNIGHT.
674
00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:35,553
AS SOON AS HE'S ASLEEP,
WE CAN GET THE KEY OFF OF HIM.
675
00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:38,824
AS SOON AS HE
FALLS ASLEEP, HUH?
676
00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:41,927
WHAT IF HE KEEPS
WATCHING TV FOR HOURS?
677
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,129
MAYBE THERE'S
NOTHING GOOD ON.
678
00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:46,732
- SOMEONE'S CALLING HIM.
679
00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:49,300
- QUICK!
- OH, NO.
680
00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:51,670
LAST TIME WE NEARLY
GOT KILLED USING THAT THING.
681
00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:54,105
COME ON, GERALD.
WE GOTTA FIND OUT
WHO'S CALLING HIM.
682
00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:58,677
- IT MIGHT BE A CLUE.
- AH, ALL RIGHT.
683
00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,713
IT'S BIG BOB!
684
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:04,950
YES, YOU'RE A FULL PARTNER.
DIDN'T I GET THROUGH
TELLING YOU THAT?
685
00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:06,818
WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME FOR?
GO TO BED.
686
00:43:06,852 --> 00:43:09,087
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CONTRACT?
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH
THE CONTRACT, BOB?
687
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:13,191
OH, FOR HEAVEN--
QUIT READING THAT THING
AND GET SOME REST.
688
00:43:13,224 --> 00:43:15,827
- STINKING PAIN IN THE--
- WHY, THAT NO GOOD LITTLE RUNT!
689
00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:20,165
ALL RIGHT. "PARTY OF
THE FIRST PART AND THE PARTY
OF THE SECOND PART--"
690
00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:22,233
YADA, YADA, YADA, YADA.
691
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:25,236
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT THE HECK?
692
00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:31,109
I THINK HE'S FINALLY ASLEEP,
GERALD. GERALD?
693
00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:34,245
GERALD!
HEY, GIMME THAT KEY!
694
00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:37,382
- I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES.
- COME ON. IT'S TIME TO GO IN.
695
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:40,652
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GONNA
HANG FROM THAT, ARE YOU?
696
00:43:40,686 --> 00:43:44,089
- NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO.
- I DON'T THINK IT'S MY SIZE.
697
00:44:00,238 --> 00:44:02,640
NO PROBLEM. I'LL FIX IT.
698
00:44:04,743 --> 00:44:07,913
COME ON. ALMOST THERE.
YOU CAN DO IT, BUDDY.
699
00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:10,749
HEY, WHAT IS THAT?
WHO'S GOING--
700
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:20,258
AH, IT'S AN ANGEL.
701
00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:40,411
HELLO?
GOOD JOB
GETTING THE KEY.
702
00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:43,749
WAIT. DEEP VOICE,
WHERE ARE YOU?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
703
00:44:43,782 --> 00:44:47,085
I'M WATCHING
ALL YOUR MOVEMENTS.
I'M EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE.
704
00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:49,788
BUT MOSTLY
I'M EVERYWHERE.
COME ON, DEEP VOICE.
705
00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:52,023
CUT WITH THE VOODOO DOLLY
MUMBO JUMBO, OKAY?
706
00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:53,859
YEAH. WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO BE SO MYSTERIOUS?
707
00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:56,294
YOU TWO SEEM CONFUSED
ABOUT WHO'S CALLING
THE SHOTS HERE.
708
00:44:56,327 --> 00:45:00,331
I AM. WITHOUT ME, YOU'LL NEVER
GET THE DOCUMENT AND YOU'LL
NEVER SAVE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
709
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:02,333
YOU'VE GOT TO GET
INTO SCHECK'S OFFICE.
710
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,770
HIS SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES ARE
IN A ROOM BEHIND HIS DESK.
711
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:09,440
- WE HAVE TO GET BACK
INTO HIS OFFICE?
- RIGHT, ONLY DON'T GET CAUGHT.
712
00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:13,211
YOU'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY
TO DISTRACT SECURITY AWAY
FROM THE MAIN ENTRANCE.
713
00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:15,313
NOW IT'S EXACTLY 2 A.M.
714
00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:17,315
THE BULLDOZERS
ROLL AT 7:00.
715
00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:19,284
WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
716
00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:23,221
MAN, THAT DEEP VOICE
IS A PAIN IN THE--
717
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:27,793
COME ON!
718
00:45:27,826 --> 00:45:29,527
HI, IT'S US.
HOW YOU BEEN?
719
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,398
OH, SO IT'S THE TWO
JUVENILE DELINQUENTS
WHO BUSTED MY DOOR.
720
00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:35,767
THINK YOU CAN MAKE UP
YOUR OWN RULES.
721
00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:40,371
COME AND GO AS YOU PLEASE, HUH?
COUPLE OF RENAISSANCE MEN.
722
00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:44,342
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
BUT WE'RE KINDA
IN A HURRY,
723
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:46,477
- MURRAY.
- DON'T TALK
TO THE DRIVER...
724
00:45:46,511 --> 00:45:48,880
WHILE THE VEHICLE'S
IN MOTION.
725
00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:54,119
STINKIN' BUS
IS FALLING APART.
726
00:45:54,152 --> 00:45:56,855
I KNOW WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO TALK TO YOU WHILE
THE BUS IS IN MOTION,
727
00:45:56,888 --> 00:45:59,858
BUT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
DRIVE A LITTLE FASTER?
728
00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:01,559
I DRIVE 25 MILES AN HOUR.
729
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:05,230
- NO EXCEPTIONS, NO DISCUSSION.
- I WONDER WHAT BEE
GOT HIS BOXERS?
730
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:09,200
HEY, YOU'D HAVE
A BEE UP YOUR BOXERS, TOO,
IF YOU WERE IN MY MOCCASINS.
731
00:46:09,234 --> 00:46:11,202
MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME
TWO WEEKS AGO.
732
00:46:11,236 --> 00:46:13,471
- HER NAME IS MONA.
733
00:46:15,206 --> 00:46:18,209
SHE SAID SHE WANTED
A WHOLE MAN.
734
00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:20,211
A WHOLE MAN?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
735
00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:23,114
I LOST THE REAL ONE
IN THE WAR.
736
00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:25,150
SURE, SHE THOUGHT
IT WAS COOL AT FIRST.
737
00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:29,554
AND THEN IN WALKS
JOHNNY-COME-LATELY,
AND I'M OUT THE DOGGIE DOOR.
738
00:46:29,587 --> 00:46:32,290
YOU MEET A GIRL,
YOU THINK IT'S FOREVER,
739
00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:34,525
AND THEN THE WHOLE THING
GOES KABLOOEY.
740
00:46:34,559 --> 00:46:38,096
SHE BROKE MY HEART.
AND EVEN THOUGH
I STILL LOVE HER,
741
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,231
I MADE UP MY MIND
THAT FROM NOW ON...
742
00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:42,500
I AIN'T GONNA CARE
ABOUT NOTHING...
743
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:44,602
OR STICK MY NECK OUT
FOR NOBODY.
744
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:47,338
I'M ONLY LOOKING OUT
FOR NUMBER ONE.
HEY!
745
00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:50,108
WELL, THAT WAS
AN INSPIRING STORY.
746
00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:54,312
ARNOLD, ARE YOU SURE
THERE ISN'T ANOTHER BUS
WE CAN TAKE TO F.T.I.?
747
00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:17,602
THOSE CAMERAS
DETECT ANY MOTION.
748
00:47:17,635 --> 00:47:20,405
IF WE EVEN MOVE,
THEY'RE GONNA SEE US.
749
00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:23,241
ARNOLD, THIS IS NO TIME
TO BE PLAYING WITH
A TOY CAR.
750
00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:26,244
I'M NOT PLAYING, GERALD.
751
00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:36,287
- HMM.
752
00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:38,256
WHAT WAS THAT?
COME ON, LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
753
00:47:38,289 --> 00:47:41,259
WE CAN GET
TO SCHECK'S OFFICE
THIS WAY. COME ON.
754
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:51,402
DEEP VOICE SAID
TO LOOK IN THE ROOM
BEHIND HIS DESK.
755
00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:13,591
WELL, WE BETTER
GET STARTED.
756
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,302
OH, YEAH. THAT'S
THE LAST OF IT, GRAMPS.
757
00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:26,671
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO...
758
00:48:26,704 --> 00:48:28,673
IS RUN THIS WIRE
UP TO THE STREET...
759
00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:31,409
AND WAIT FOR
THE BULLDOZERS TO COME.
760
00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:35,080
THEN WE BLOW A HUGE HOLE,
AND THEY FALL RIGHT IN.
761
00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:38,316
SOUNDS GREAT, GRANDPA.
NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
762
00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:41,086
YES! IT IS STILL
VERY CREEPY!
763
00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,663
WAKE UP, YOU WEASEL!
I JUST READ THE FINE PRINT!
764
00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:54,665
SO, IT'S GONNA BE SCHECK'S
BEEPER EMPORIUM, IS IT?
765
00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,634
YOU'RE TRYING
TO DOUBLE-CROSS ME!
766
00:48:56,667 --> 00:49:00,305
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, BOB.
I READ THE CONTRACT, PALLY!
767
00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:02,273
I GET A NEW BEEPER EMPORIUM,
768
00:49:02,307 --> 00:49:05,010
BUT SCHECK GETS
51% OF MY COMPANY!
769
00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:07,278
OKAY, OKAY, SO IT'S TRUE,
BUT YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT.
770
00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:11,249
- THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
THE INK'S DRY.
- YOU WERE IN ON IT!
771
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,251
YOU KNEW HE WAS GONNA
SHAFT ME!
772
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,220
YEAH, SO WHAT IF I DID?
IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
773
00:49:15,253 --> 00:49:17,488
REALLY? WELL, THEN
IF IT'S A FREE COUNTRY,
774
00:49:17,522 --> 00:49:20,558
I GUESS I'M FREE TO BEAT
THE LIVING SNOT OUT OF YOU!
775
00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:23,694
- NOW, BOB, DON'T GET CRAZY.
- TOO LATE!
776
00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:13,111
HUH? THE KEY.
WHAT HAPPENED? OH, NO.
777
00:50:13,144 --> 00:50:15,780
THAT DREAM I HAD--
THAT ANGEL.
778
00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:19,350
THAT WASN'T NO ANGEL.
IT WAS THAT
FOOTBALL-HEADED KID!
779
00:50:19,384 --> 00:50:23,721
IT WAS REALLY HAPPENING!
HE MUST'VE STOLE
THE STINKIN' KEY!
780
00:50:25,290 --> 00:50:27,525
YEAH, MR. SCHECK,
IT'S ME, NICK.
781
00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:30,261
LISTEN, I GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
I THINK I LOST THE KEY.
782
00:50:30,295 --> 00:50:32,263
YEAH, THE KEY.
783
00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:34,732
I THINK THAT
FOOTBALL-HEADED KID TOOK IT.
784
00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:38,269
I DON'T KNOW. I WAS ASLEEP.
I THINK HE SNUCK IN
AND STOLE IT.
785
00:50:38,303 --> 00:50:40,538
YEAH, I KNOW.
I'M STUPID! STUPID!
786
00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:42,807
997.
787
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,311
- UH-UH.
- 998.
788
00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,346
- NOPE.
789
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:50,681
999.
790
00:50:52,217 --> 00:50:55,286
EMPTY?
WHERE'S THE DOCUMENT?
791
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:59,424
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?
WELL, HERE YOU ARE BACK AGAIN...
792
00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:03,161
AFTER I PATIENTLY EXPLAINED
THAT YOUR MISSION
IS COMPLETELY HOPELESS.
793
00:51:03,194 --> 00:51:06,164
IT STILL IS,
THOUGH I'M LESS INCLINED
TO ENTERTAIN YOU...
794
00:51:06,197 --> 00:51:08,599
AFTER YOU BROKE
INTO MY BUILDING
FOR THE SECOND TIME.
795
00:51:08,633 --> 00:51:10,401
DID YOU THINK YOU COULD
GET AWAY WITH THIS?
796
00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:14,705
THERE ARE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.
I RECORD EVERYTHING THAT
GOES ON DAY AND NIGHT.
797
00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:18,443
DID YOU THINK I'D LET YOU WIN,
LET YOU SAVE YOUR
LITTLE NEIGHBORHOOD?
798
00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:22,680
DON'T YOU REALIZE WHO I AM?
I AM ALPHONSE PERRIER
DE VON SCHECK!
799
00:51:22,713 --> 00:51:25,616
I CAN TRACE MY ANCESTRY
BACK TO THE FOUNDING FATHERS!
800
00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:28,153
DO YOU KNOW WHEN WE
LOST CONTROL OF THIS CITY?
801
00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:30,555
WHEN THAT RIDICULOUS
TOMATO INCIDENT TOOK PLACE...
802
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:32,323
IN YOUR PATHETIC
LITTLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
803
00:51:32,357 --> 00:51:35,326
TEARING IT DOWN
AND PUTTING MY NAME UP
IN ITS PLACE...
804
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,728
WILL BE REVENGE
OF THE SWEETEST KIND.
805
00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:40,298
BUT THE DOCUMENT.
WHERE'S THE DOCUMENT?
806
00:51:40,331 --> 00:51:43,334
UNFORTUNATELY,
LIKE YOUR LITTLE PLAN,
807
00:51:43,368 --> 00:51:46,537
IT'S ABOUT TO GO
UP IN SMOKE.
808
00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:53,744
MY GUARDS WILL NOW
LOCK YOU AWAY...
809
00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:57,282
WHERE YOU WON'T CAUSE
ANY MORE TROUBLE.
810
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,253
ARNOLD!
811
00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:04,355
OW!
812
00:52:04,389 --> 00:52:08,493
- NO, NO, NO! OHH!
- RUN!
813
00:52:08,526 --> 00:52:13,164
OH, GET THEM
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
814
00:52:16,701 --> 00:52:19,270
HE WENT THATAWAY!
COME ON!
815
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:23,774
- THERE THEY ARE! GET 'EM!
816
00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,777
ARNOLD, I'LL LOSE THE GUYS
ON THE STAIRWAY.
YOU HEAD FOR THE GARAGE.
817
00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:30,515
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND A WAY OUT.
CALL ME ON THE WALKIE. GO!
818
00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:47,565
HELLO.
ARNOLD, WHAT HAPPENED?
819
00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:50,635
- NEVER MIND THAT.
WHERE'S THE DOCUMENT?
820
00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,637
HE BURNED IT.
SCHECK BURNED IT.
BURNED IT?
821
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:57,242
YEAH, RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.
HE LAUGHED AT US.
HE SAID WE NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
822
00:52:57,275 --> 00:53:00,578
- HE'S GONNA WIN, DEEP VOICE.
- DON'T GIVE UP, ARNOLD.
823
00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:02,280
IT'S OVER.
- IT'S NOT OVER.
824
00:53:02,313 --> 00:53:07,718
- THERE MUST BE SOMETHING.
AREN'T THERE ANY OTHER COPIES?
- NO. HE WOULDN'T MAKE A COPY.
825
00:53:07,752 --> 00:53:11,289
WAIT A MINUTE.
THERE WERE VIDEO CAMERAS
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
826
00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:12,923
- YEAH.
827
00:53:12,957 --> 00:53:15,526
THE VIDEO CAMERAS RECORD
EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON
IN SCHECK'S BUILDING.
828
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,495
ALL THE TIME.
SCHECK SAID SO HIMSELF.
829
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,964
THEN THE DOCUMENT
MUST BE ON VIDEOTAPE
THE MOMENT THAT HE BURNED IT.
830
00:53:19,997 --> 00:53:22,600
ARNOLD, IF YOU CAN
GET TO THE ROOM WHERE
THE VIDEO RECORDERS ARE,
831
00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:25,303
YOU CAN FIND THE TAPE
AND CATCH HIM IN THE ACT
OF BURNING THE DOCUMENT.
832
00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:27,705
YEAH, AND THEN WE CAN
SHOW THE TAPE TO THE POLICE,
833
00:53:27,738 --> 00:53:29,774
AND IT'LL BE AS GOOD
AS THE DOCUMENT ITSELF.
834
00:53:29,807 --> 00:53:33,744
WE CAN WIN, DEEP VOICE.
WE CAN SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
835
00:54:40,845 --> 00:54:43,781
IN HERE!
836
00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:53,958
WHAT THE--
837
00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:07,805
WARNING, INTRUDER, LEVEL FIVE.
838
00:55:07,838 --> 00:55:10,908
WARNING, INTRUDER, LEVEL FIVE.
839
00:55:10,941 --> 00:55:13,878
WARNING, INTRUDER, LEVEL FIVE.
840
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:29,360
- GERALD! GERALD, I GOT IT!
I THOUGHT HE BURNED IT.
841
00:55:29,394 --> 00:55:31,896
HE DID, AND I GOT
THE WHOLE THING ON VIDEOTAPE.
842
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:34,899
WE CAN SHOW IT TO THE POLICE.
IT'S JUST AS GOOD.
MAYBE BETTER.
843
00:55:34,932 --> 00:55:38,436
ARNOLD, I AM MOVED
BY YOUR GREATNESS.
YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE!
844
00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:40,004
I'M GONNA HAVE TO WAIT
TILL THE GUARDS ARE GONE.
845
00:55:40,037 --> 00:55:43,974
I'M ON THE STREET OUTSIDE.
I'LL GET US A CAB AND MEET YOU
IN FRONT IN TWO MINUTES.
846
00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:47,077
WE'VE GOT 24 MINUTES
TO GET ACROSS TOWN
BEFORE THE BULLDOZERS ROLL.
847
00:55:47,111 --> 00:55:50,347
WE CAN MAKE IT.
SEE YOU IN TWO, GERALD.
848
00:55:53,751 --> 00:55:56,120
DON'T GO OUT IN THE HALL YET.
IT'S SWARMING WITH GUARDS.
849
00:55:56,153 --> 00:55:58,989
WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW
I'M HERE
850
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:02,627
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
YOU'VE GOT THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED
TO SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
851
00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:06,431
NOW WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU
SAFELY OUT OF THE BUILDING.
IF YOU'RE CAUGHT, ALL IS LOST.
852
00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:11,402
DEEP VOICE, TELL ME HOW
I CAN GET OUTTA HERE.
OKAY, ARNOLD, LISTEN.
853
00:56:11,436 --> 00:56:14,472
YOU'VE GOT TO WAIT UNTIL
THE GUARDS HAVE GONE TO
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING.
854
00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:17,475
I HAVE A PLAN TO DISTRACT THEM,
BUT IT'LL ONLY BUY YOU
A FEW MINUTES.
855
00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:19,977
THEY'RE COVERING
THE ELEVATORS
AND THE STAIRS, SO--
856
00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:21,546
- DEEP VOICE!
857
00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:25,149
DON'T COME ANOTHER STEP CLOSER!
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN
WITH THE VOICE BOX.
858
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:27,818
- UH, NO ONE IN PARTICULAR.
859
00:56:27,852 --> 00:56:32,523
NO MORE GAMES, DEEP VOICE.
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
UNTIL I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
860
00:56:33,824 --> 00:56:38,095
HELGA
YOU'RE DEEP VOICE?
861
00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:40,898
LOOKS LIKE IT.
- BUT I DON'T GET IT.
862
00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:44,168
HOW COME YOU COULDN'T
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNEW?
863
00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:46,971
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO MAKE UP
ALL THIS CRAZY SECRET IDENTITY?
864
00:56:47,004 --> 00:56:49,707
- NO REASON.
- BUT, HELGA, YOU JUST
RISKED EVERYTHING...
865
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,443
TO HELP ME SAVE
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
SO
866
00:56:52,477 --> 00:56:55,045
THAT'S A PRETTY AMAZING THING
TO DO FOR SOMEONE
YOU CLAIM TO HATE.
867
00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:57,748
YEAH, WELL I'M
A PRETTY AMAZING PERSON,
FOOTBALL HEAD.
868
00:56:57,782 --> 00:56:59,817
BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ON YOUR DAD'S SIDE.
869
00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:01,819
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
GET RICH OFF THE WHOLE DEAL.
870
00:57:01,852 --> 00:57:04,054
- MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING.
871
00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:06,657
- I-IT'S MY CIVIC DUTY.
- HELGA.
872
00:57:06,691 --> 00:57:09,126
- OH, COME ON!
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON?
873
00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:13,631
OH, I DON'T KNOW, ARNOLDO.
I GUESS MAYBE I JUST TOOK PITY
ON YOU AND YOUR STUPID FRIENDS!
874
00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:16,200
WELL, WHY?
'CAUSE--
875
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:19,003
'CAUSE I GUESS
MAYBE I DON'T HATE YOU
AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT, OKAY?
876
00:57:19,036 --> 00:57:21,806
I GUESS MAYBE I EVEN
KIND OF LIKE YOU A LITTLE.
877
00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:24,174
HECK, I GUESS
YOU MIGHT EVEN KINDA SAY
THAT I LIKE YOU A LOT.
878
00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:26,176
YOU DO?
YOU DID THIS FOR ME?
879
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:28,178
THAT'S RIGHT, HAIR BOY!
I MEAN, CRIMINEY!
880
00:57:28,212 --> 00:57:31,816
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO DO WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE
IS IN TROUBLE!
881
00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:34,785
LOVE?
YOU HEARD ME, PAL!
I LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU!
882
00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:37,221
WHO ELSE DO YOU THINK
HAS BEEN STALKING YOU
NIGHT AND DAY,
883
00:57:37,254 --> 00:57:40,791
BUILDING SHRINES TO YOU,
FILLING VOLUMES OF BOOKS
WITH POEMS ABOUT YOU?
884
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:42,960
I LOVE YOU, ARNOLD!
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU...
885
00:57:42,993 --> 00:57:45,596
EVER SINCE I FIRST LAID EYES
ON YOUR STUPID FOOTBALL HEAD!
886
00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:48,499
AND FROM THAT MOMENT
AND EVERY MOMENT SINCE,
I'VE LIVED AND BREATHED FOR YOU,
887
00:57:48,533 --> 00:57:51,702
DREAMED OF THE MOMENT
I COULD FINALLY TELL YOU
MY SECRET FEELINGS...
888
00:57:51,736 --> 00:57:53,871
AND COULD GRAB YOU
AND KISS YOU AND--
889
00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:56,106
OH, COME HERE, YOU BIG LUG!
890
00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:09,987
I'M CONFUSED. DID YOU
JUST SAY YOU LOVED ME?
WHAT, ARE YOU DEAF?
891
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:10,988
ARNOLD.
NOT NOW!
892
00:58:11,021 --> 00:58:14,925
WHO THE--
- OH, ARNOLD, JUST HOLD ME.
893
00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:17,227
I-I-I NEED TO THINK.
894
00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:21,866
YES, I SUPPOSE YOU'LL HAVE
TO DO THE THINKING FOR
BOTH OF US NOW, DARLING.
895
00:58:21,899 --> 00:58:23,934
WHOA. THIS IS ALL
HAPPENING TOO FAST.
896
00:58:23,968 --> 00:58:26,537
I FEEL--
I FEEL DIZZY.
I NEED TO LIE DOWN.
897
00:58:26,571 --> 00:58:30,307
WONDERFUL. I'LL GO WITH YOU.
NO! I MEAN THERE'S
NO TIME FOR THAT.
898
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,911
WE'VE GOT 20 MINUTES TO GET
BACK TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
BEFORE THE BULLDOZERS ROLL.
899
00:58:33,944 --> 00:58:36,013
- HELGA, THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
900
00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:40,651
WE HAVE TO SAVE
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
COME ON, LET'S ROLL.
901
00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:55,666
- OH, NO.
- I COULDN'T FIND A CAB.
COME ON.
902
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:58,736
WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?
- NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, GERALD.
903
00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:02,640
WE GOT EXACTLY 16 MINUTES
TO GET BACK TO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
AND STOP THE BULLDOZERS.
904
00:59:02,673 --> 00:59:05,810
BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE.
905
00:59:08,713 --> 00:59:11,181
NICK, THAT FOOTBALL-HEADED KID
AND HIS LITTLE PALS...
906
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,183
HAVE A COPY OF THE DOCUMENT
ON VIDEOTAPE,
907
00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:17,154
AND THEY'RE HEADED UPTOWN
RIGHT NOW WITH IT
ON CITY BUS NUMBER 13.
908
00:59:17,187 --> 00:59:18,322
GET 'EM!
909
00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:20,825
DON'T WORRY, BOSS.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
910
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:24,061
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP.
THERE'S A BUS HEADED UPTOWN.
911
00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:26,363
YOUR JOB IS TO STOP IT.
912
00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:32,202
COULDN'T YOU GO
JUST A LITTLE FASTER?
913
00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:34,204
I DRIVE
25 MILES AN HOUR.
914
00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:36,340
NO EXCEPTIONS,
NO DISCUSSIONS.
915
00:59:36,373 --> 00:59:39,176
- PEOPLE'S LIVES ARE AT STAKE.
- IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
916
00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:42,312
BUT YOU SEE, THE THING IS,
MURRAY, WE'RE KIND OF
IN A HURRY.
917
00:59:42,346 --> 00:59:46,884
OUR NEIGHBORHOOD'S ABOUT
TO BE TORN DOWN, AND WE HAVE
THE PROOF THAT CAN STOP THEM.
918
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,353
BUT WE HAVE TO GET THERE
IN... 14 MINUTES.
919
00:59:49,386 --> 00:59:51,689
I'LL GET YOU THERE
WHEN I GET YOU THERE,
920
00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:55,760
WHICH, ACCORDING TO MY SCHEDULE,
WILL BE IN ABOUT 44 MINUTES.
921
00:59:55,793 --> 00:59:59,730
BUT THAT'LL BE TOO LATE.
WE HAVE TO GET THERE
IN 14 MINUTES.
922
00:59:59,764 --> 01:00:03,333
THEN I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO SPROUT WINGS
AND FLY, CHESTER.
923
01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:06,971
DON'T YOU WANNA SAVE
ALL THOSE PEOPLE'S HOMES?
NOT MY PROBLEM, KID.
924
01:00:07,004 --> 01:00:10,040
DON'T YOU CARE
THAT EVERY BUILDING
FROM 33rd TO 39th STREET...
925
01:00:10,074 --> 01:00:14,111
IS GOING TO BE
DEMOLISHED?
33rd TO 39th STREET?
926
01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:17,682
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- HEY, THAT'S WHERE MONA LIVES.
927
01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:20,885
HANG ON
TO YOUR GOODIES, KIDS.
928
01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:23,620
WE GOT A NEIGHBORHOOD
TO SAVE.
929
01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:35,232
IS THERE ANYTHING
WE CAN DO?
930
01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:37,201
YEAH. YOU CAN GET DOWN
ON YOUR KNEES...
931
01:00:37,234 --> 01:00:39,369
AND PRAY THIS
HUNK OF JUNK HOLDS
TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH...
932
01:00:39,403 --> 01:00:41,806
TO GET US UPTOWN
IN ONE PIECE.
933
01:00:52,783 --> 01:00:54,251
HEY, WHERE'S ARNOLD?
934
01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:57,755
LOOK!
935
01:00:57,788 --> 01:01:00,424
- IN POSITION, SIR.
- DO IT.
936
01:01:00,457 --> 01:01:01,792
ROGER THAT.
937
01:01:09,734 --> 01:01:12,202
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE RELIGIOUS.
NEITHER DID I.
938
01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:26,216
MURRAY!
939
01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:36,093
HIS FAKE LEG'S STUCK.
I CAN'T BUDGE IT!
940
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:38,763
OH, PERFECT.
GERALD, YOU'LL HAVE TO DRIVE.
941
01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:40,164
ARE YOU CRAZY?
942
01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:44,334
YOU'RE THE TOP-SCORING
RUNAWAY BUS PLAYER AT
THE ARCADE. YOU CAN DO IT.
943
01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:47,337
ARNOLD, THAT'S A GAME.
THIS IS REAL LIFE.
944
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:49,907
YOU CAN DO IT, GERALD.
I KNOW YOU CAN.
945
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:51,776
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO DO THAT?
946
01:01:51,809 --> 01:01:53,778
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE?
947
01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:56,313
"WE CAN SAVE
THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
WE CAN FIND THE DOCUMENT!
948
01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:59,316
YOU CAN DRIVE THE BUS!"
'CAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO.
949
01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:02,452
OH, MAN! GET ON THE FLOOR.
YOU TOO, HELGA.
950
01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:06,290
WHY?
- BECAUSE I'M DRIVING
THE BUS, OKAY?
951
01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:09,493
AND BECAUSE I'M
NINE YEARS OLD AND
I CAN'T REACH THE PEDALS.
952
01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:11,996
DO IT! ARNOLD,
YOU WORK THE CLUTCH.
953
01:02:12,029 --> 01:02:13,864
HELGA, YOU WORK THE BRAKES.
954
01:02:13,898 --> 01:02:19,269
AND BOTH OF YOU TRY
TO GET MURRAY'S FAKE LEG
OFF THE STINKING GAS PEDAL!
955
01:02:21,538 --> 01:02:23,808
OW!
OW!
956
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:34,151
BRAKE!
957
01:02:39,456 --> 01:02:42,192
MY CANS!
958
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:45,262
CLUTCH! CLUTCH!
959
01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:59,176
* YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD
AND I'LL TAKE THE LOW ROAD *
960
01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:16,060
WHAT THE HECK
ARE THOSE GUYS UP TO?
961
01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:18,228
- YES.
962
01:03:18,262 --> 01:03:22,566
- BLOW IT!
- JUST SO WE'RE STRAIGHT HERE,
BOSS, THIS IS PRETTY SERIOUS.
963
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:26,203
- YEAH, YOU KNOW,
AS IN 15 TO LIFE.
964
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:29,406
JUST DO IT,
YOU INCOMPETENT MORON!
965
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,343
- UH-OH.
966
01:03:51,228 --> 01:03:55,933
ALL RIGHT, IT'S 7:00.
TIME TO TAKE IT ALL DOWN!
967
01:03:55,966 --> 01:03:58,035
YEAH!
COME ON!
968
01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:08,078
OH, WHY'D I EAT CHILI
FOR BREAKFAST?
969
01:04:08,112 --> 01:04:09,980
EASY, GRAMPS,
DON'T BLOW YET.
970
01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:13,150
OKAY, MEN, AS SOON AS I
PUSH DOWN THIS PLUNGER,
971
01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:15,585
WE'LL COMMENCE OPERATION
STOP THE BULLDOZERS.
972
01:04:15,619 --> 01:04:17,587
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
973
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:22,092
A 286-DX PLUNGER,
HIGH GAUGE WIRE,
C-47 TUBING.
974
01:04:22,126 --> 01:04:24,661
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.
YOU'RE PLANNING TO BLOW
THE STREET UP,
975
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:27,131
MAKE A HOLE BIG ENOUGH
TO STOP THE BULLDOZERS...
976
01:04:27,164 --> 01:04:29,133
FROM KNOCKING DOWN
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
977
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:31,135
YOU COULD DO SERIOUS
JAIL TIME FOR THAT.
978
01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:35,272
- WELL, I, UH--
979
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:42,512
UH-OH.
WE CAN'T MAKE IT, ARNOLD!
980
01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:45,149
- MAYBE WE CAN JUMP OUT.
- NO! NO, USE THE TRUCK!
981
01:04:45,182 --> 01:04:47,351
- WE CAN JUMP THE HOLE!
982
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:50,087
ARNOLD, THAT'S
THE STUPIDEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD!
983
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,689
- LET'S DO IT!
984
01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:56,893
- IT'S OKAY, MURRAY.
WE'RE JUMPING THE RAMP.
WHAT RAMP?
985
01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:31,261
OOH, MAN!
986
01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:33,330
WHAT SMELL SO RANK?
GET OUT!
987
01:05:33,363 --> 01:05:35,565
AAH, MAN!
988
01:05:40,370 --> 01:05:42,139
NOW WHAT?
GRANDMA!
989
01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:46,076
WHAT ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA?
SHE'S IN JAIL.
SHE W IN JAIL.
990
01:05:57,654 --> 01:05:58,688
YEA, GRANDMA!
991
01:05:58,722 --> 01:06:02,092
YOU KNOW SHE'S GOING
BACK TO JAIL, ARNOLD.
I KNOW.
992
01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,563
HANG ON!
993
01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,506
I GOT IT!
I GOT THE TAPE!
994
01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:52,776
OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL,
ARNOLD
995
01:06:52,809 --> 01:06:56,380
THE TAPE THAT'LL PROVE
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS
A NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARK...
996
01:06:56,413 --> 01:06:58,782
- AND CAN NEVER BE DESTROYED.
997
01:06:58,815 --> 01:07:01,518
ALL I NEED IS A V.C.R.
AND I CAN SHOW YOU
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
998
01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:04,121
I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU,
ARNOLD.
BRIDGET?
999
01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:07,023
UP HERE.
1000
01:07:13,730 --> 01:07:15,432
WOW!
1001
01:07:16,433 --> 01:07:19,169
WHO DOES SHE THINK
SHE IS ANYWAY, CATWOMAN?
1002
01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:33,750
OH, MY WORD!
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME.
1003
01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:37,254
AS YOUR MAYOR,
I RECLAIM THIS ENTIRE
NEIGHBORHOOD...
1004
01:07:37,287 --> 01:07:41,158
AS A NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARK,
NEVER TO BE TORN DOWN.
1005
01:07:49,799 --> 01:07:51,568
IT'S AFTER 7:00!
1006
01:07:51,601 --> 01:07:54,638
WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS
WAITING FOR?
KNOCK IT DOWN!
1007
01:07:57,874 --> 01:08:02,346
IT'S THAT LYING CROOK, SCHECK!
COME ON, LET'S GET THE CAR!
1008
01:08:02,379 --> 01:08:05,215
- I GOT THE HUBCAPS!
1009
01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:24,168
OHH! I WOULD'VE
GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT...
1010
01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:26,336
IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT
MEDDLING FOOTBALL HEAD,
1011
01:08:26,370 --> 01:08:28,305
THE KID WITH
THE WEIRD STACK OF HAIR...
1012
01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,407
AND THAT BRAT
WITH THE ONE EYEBROW!
1013
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,709
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE,
YOU BIG DONUT HOLE!
1014
01:08:34,711 --> 01:08:40,184
- YEAH, TELL IT TO YOUR
CELL MATE IN FOLSOM!
1015
01:08:44,388 --> 01:08:46,756
- HEY, BOB, I'LL MAKE IT UP
TO YOU.
1016
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:49,459
I'LL BUY YOU BREAKFAST.
WE CAN TALK.
THEY HAVE A SPECIAL--
1017
01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:53,730
WILLIKERS! WHAT A DAY!
1018
01:08:53,763 --> 01:08:57,567
FISTFIGHTS, CAR CHASES
AND POLITICAL INTRIGUE.
1019
01:08:57,601 --> 01:08:59,636
OH, AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT
THE OVERPASS BLOWING UP.
1020
01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:02,606
YEAH, AND IT'S ONLY
7:30 IN THE MORNING.
1021
01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:06,910
I WANNA GO BACK TO BED.
I'M EXHAUSTED!
1022
01:09:08,412 --> 01:09:10,547
NO!
1023
01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:25,262
CHANGE IS GOOD.
CHANGE IS GOOD.
CHANGE-- CHANGE--
1024
01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:28,665
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
I THOUGH WE SET
THE EXPLOSIVES...
1025
01:09:28,698 --> 01:09:31,368
MORE DOWN THE MIDDLE
OF THE STREET.
1026
01:09:31,401 --> 01:09:33,203
YOU DIDN'T SEE NOTHING.
SCATTER!
1027
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:42,246
WHAT HAPPENED?
WE MADE IT!
1028
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:44,514
MURRAY! MURRAY!
MONA?
1029
01:09:44,548 --> 01:09:48,418
YOU SAVED THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
YOU ARE MY HERO!
1030
01:09:48,452 --> 01:09:52,756
AND I AM SO SORRY
THAT I MADE FUN OF YOUR LEG.
I DON'T CARE.
1031
01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:55,825
- I LOVE YOU, BABY.
- I LOVE YOU TOO, MURRAY!
1032
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:59,796
I LOVE YOU
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!
1033
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:07,571
PRETTY CRAZY DAY.
YEAH, WE SAID A LOT OF REALLY
NUTTY THINGS BACK THERE.
1034
01:10:07,604 --> 01:10:10,507
- YEAH.
- YEAH. WELL, UM,
1035
01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:13,710
ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF
I SAID, ARNOLD, I--
1036
01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:15,712
I MEAN, IT WAS CRAZY
BACK THERE AND--
1037
01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:18,515
YEAH, WITH ALL
THE EXCITEMENT, WE JUST--
1038
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,850
- WE JUST KINDA--
1039
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:23,853
YOU DIDN'T REALLY MEAN
ALL THAT, DID YOU?
1040
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:26,823
- YOU DON'T REALLY
LOVE ME, RIGHT?
- RIGHT.
1041
01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:29,626
YOU WERE JUST CAUGHT UP
IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT,
RIGHT?
1042
01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:34,598
- RIGHT.
- YOU ACTUALLY HATE ME,
DON'T YOU?
1043
01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:37,301
OF COURSE I HATE YOU,
YOU STUPID FOOTBALL HEAD!
1044
01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:40,870
AND DON'T YOU
EVER FORGET IT! EVER!
OKAY.
1045
01:10:43,607 --> 01:10:47,777
YES!
* LA LA LA
1046
01:10:51,415 --> 01:10:54,284
WELL, I GUESS WE DID IT,
ARNOLD.
1047
01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:56,886
WE SAVED THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
1048
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,523
YUP. GUESS EVERYTHING'S
BACK TO NORMAL.
1049
01:10:59,556 --> 01:11:02,459
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO SHOOT SOME HOOPS?
1050
01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:04,861
GERALD, OUR BALL'S FLAT,
REMEMBER?
1051
01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:08,365
NO, NO, NO.
JUST A LITTLE LOW ON AIR.
WAIT A MINUTE.
1052
01:11:08,398 --> 01:11:10,334
NOW YOU' LOOKING
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE?
1053
01:11:10,367 --> 01:11:14,804
- SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT.
1054
01:11:14,838 --> 01:11:18,074
* WE SAVED
OUR NEIGHBORHOOD *
1055
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:21,511
* THEY COULD NOT
TEAR IT DOWN *
1056
01:11:21,545 --> 01:11:24,914
* THEY COULD NOT
TURN OUR SMILE *
1057
01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:26,783
* INTO A FROWN
*
1058
01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:29,686
SHOWS OVER, EUGENE.
1059
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:38,462
- TWO WAY ME.
- HIT IT.
1060
01:11:38,495 --> 01:11:40,364
* ROMEO, ROMEO
1061
01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:42,532
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE
A THING GO RIGHT *
1062
01:11:42,566 --> 01:11:44,668
* ROMEO, OH, ROMEO
1063
01:11:44,701 --> 01:11:46,703
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT
OUT OF SIGHT *
1064
01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:48,705
* ROMEO, ROMEO
1065
01:11:48,738 --> 01:11:50,907
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE
A THING GO RIGHT *
1066
01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,942
* ROMEO, OH, ROMEO
1067
01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:54,644
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT
OUT OF SIGHT *
1068
01:11:54,678 --> 01:11:58,848
* I WANNA ROCK RIGHT NOW
I'M LIL' ROMEO
AND I CAME TO GET DOWN *
1069
01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:00,984
* I'M NOT
INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN *
1070
01:12:01,017 --> 01:12:02,652
* BUT I'M KNOWN TO ROCK
THE MICROPHONE *
1071
01:12:02,686 --> 01:12:06,122
* CALL ME A PRETTY BOY
CROWN ME THE GREATEST
A NEW NO LIMIT *
1072
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:09,659
* Y'ALL CAN'T FADE THIS
YOU KNOW I'M A WINNER
SURE NOT A LOSER *
1073
01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:11,761
* P MILLER CLOTHES
IS WHAT I CHOOSE *
1074
01:12:11,795 --> 01:12:13,830
* LADIES LOVE ME
GIRLS ADORE ME *
1075
01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:15,965
* I MEAN EVEN THE ONES
THAT NEVER SAW ME *
1076
01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:17,967
* LIKE THE WAY THAT I RHYME
AT A SHOW *
1077
01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:19,936
* THE REASON WHY, WHODIE
I DON'T KNOW *
1078
01:12:19,969 --> 01:12:22,972
- * OH, YEAH, YEAH
- * ROMEO, ROMEO
1079
01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:25,409
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE
A THING GO RIGHT *
1080
01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:27,377
* ROMEO, OH, ROMEO
1081
01:12:27,411 --> 01:12:29,579
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT
OUT OF SIGHT *
1082
01:12:29,613 --> 01:12:31,448
* ROMEO, ROMEO
1083
01:12:31,481 --> 01:12:33,750
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE
A THING GO RIGHT *
1084
01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:35,852
* ROMEO, OH, ROMEO
1085
01:12:35,885 --> 01:12:38,154
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT
OUT OF SIGHT *
1086
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,989
* ROMEO, ROMEO
1087
01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:42,125
* GAME TIME, HAIR DONE UP
HANG TIME *
1088
01:12:42,158 --> 01:12:44,127
* ATTENTION, TWO WAY
ON THE WAISTLINE *
1089
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,430
* YOUNG P, ROLE ON CRESS
AND NECK BELOW ZERO *
1090
01:12:46,463 --> 01:12:48,465
* I'M THE BEST TO COME
IN THE GAME, ASK CLEO *
1091
01:12:48,498 --> 01:12:50,867
* HOLLER BACK YOUNG'N
POP YOUR COLLAR *
1092
01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:52,869
* CALL ME RICHIE RICH
I GOT A DOG NAMED DOLLAR *
1093
01:12:52,902 --> 01:12:54,471
* CUSTOM PAINT
20s ON MY RIDE *
1094
01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:57,040
* BUT I KEEP IT LOCKED DOWN
'CAUSE I'M TOO YOUNG
TO DRIVE *
1095
01:12:57,073 --> 01:12:59,075
* I GOT BANKROLLS OF PESO
1096
01:12:59,108 --> 01:13:01,445
* SO MY LOVE WON'T
COST A THING LIKE J-LO *
1097
01:13:01,478 --> 01:13:03,747
* I'M A BALLER, MA
I DON'T PLAY WITH PLAY-DOH *
1098
01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:05,882
* YOU SEEN CRIBS
SO THAT'S HOW WE ROLL *
1099
01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:07,951
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE
A THING GO RIGHT *
1100
01:13:07,984 --> 01:13:10,086
* ROMEO, ROMEO
1101
01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:12,489
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT
OUT OF SIGHT *
1102
01:13:12,522 --> 01:13:14,157
* ROMEO, ROMEO
1103
01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:16,660
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE
A THING GO RIGHT *
1104
01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:18,762
* ROMEO, ROMEO
1105
01:13:18,795 --> 01:13:20,964
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT
OUT OF SIGHT *
1106
01:13:20,997 --> 01:13:23,099
* ROMEO, OH, ROMEO
1107
01:13:23,132 --> 01:13:25,101
* YOU GOT MAIL
GIVE IT TO THE HATERS *
1108
01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:27,170
* Y'ALL GET FAME
WE GET PAPER *
1109
01:13:27,203 --> 01:13:29,205
* ROME BE KOBE
I BE SHAQ *
1110
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:31,575
* COME BACK GET
DOUBLE-PLATINUM
BACK TO BACK *
1111
01:13:31,608 --> 01:13:33,910
* GROWN FOLKS WATCHIN'
GIRLS BE JOCKIN' *
1112
01:13:33,943 --> 01:13:35,912
* OOH, WHEE
THE TANK AIN'T STOPPIN' *
1113
01:13:35,945 --> 01:13:37,981
* COME OFF THE BENCH AND WIN IT
THAT'S JUST IN ME *
1114
01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:40,183
* DROP THE TOP
NOTHIN' LESS THAN A BENTLEY *
1115
01:13:40,216 --> 01:13:42,185
* DON'T TWIST THE GAME
WE REVERSED IT BACK *
1116
01:13:42,218 --> 01:13:44,521
* ROME & SILKK
NOW HOW YOU LOVE THAT *
1117
01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:46,756
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT
OUT OF SIGHT *
1118
01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:48,592
* ROMEO, OH, ROMEO
1119
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:50,927
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE
A THING GO RIGHT *
1120
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,929
* ROMEO, ROMEO
1121
01:13:52,962 --> 01:13:55,499
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT
OUT OF SIGHT *
1122
01:13:55,532 --> 01:13:57,701
* ROMEO, OH, ROMEO
1123
01:13:57,734 --> 01:13:59,603
* SIX FLAGS
I GOT THE DOLE-O *
1124
01:13:59,636 --> 01:14:01,571
* BIG ROUND PLATINUM TANKS
THAT BE THE LOGO *
1125
01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:03,540
* YOU KNOW YOU'LL GO
BOUNCE TO THIS *
1126
01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,575
* I'M 12 YEARS OLD
WITH 21 KARATS
AROUND THE WRIST *
1127
01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:07,711
* SO WHAT'S UP, DOC
THE PARTY DON'T STOP *
1128
01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:09,913
* THESE NO LIMIT BOYS GONNA
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT *
1129
01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:11,915
* WHERE THEM GIRLS AT
1130
01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:14,017
* WHERE THEM BOYS AT
1131
01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:16,085
* THROW 'EM UP, PUT 'EM UP
GET 'EM UP *
1132
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,555
* WHERE THEM GIRLS AT
1133
01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:20,557
* WHERE THEM BOYS AT
1134
01:14:20,590 --> 01:14:23,092
* THROW 'EM UP, PUT 'EM UP
GET 'EM UP *
1135
01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:25,228
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT
OUT OF SIGHT *
1136
01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:28,064
* IT TAKES TWO
IT TAKES TWO *
1137
01:14:29,566 --> 01:14:32,869
* IT TAKES TWO
IT TAKES TWO, OKAY *
1138
01:14:33,870 --> 01:14:36,840
* IT TAKES TWO
IT TAKES TWO *
1139
01:14:38,041 --> 01:14:41,077
* IT TAKES TWO
IT TAKES TWO *
1139
01:14:42,305 --> 01:14:48,498
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