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CHARLIE:
Once upon a time

there were three little girls
who went to the
police academy.

One in los Ange/es.

One in San Francisco.

The other in Boston.

And they were each assigned

[BUZZING]

very hazardous duties.

But I took them
away from all that

and now they work for me.

My name is Charlie.

[m]

[m]

MAN:
Money is what matters,
gentlemen.

And forever
the bottom line is:

How much
have I made for you?

You've done
very well, Harley.

Thank you.

But now you have a
United States senator
after you.

The people
I answer to,

they don't like that.

I’m sure the senator
will have a price.

Everyone has a price.

Including you?

How perceptive of you.

You sell us out,

you get dead very quickly.

Gibel,

as a freelance employee
of your organization,

there might be profit
in my selling out,

but I'm aware of the
consequences of such a move.

[LAUGHS]

You're a man who
understands his place

in the scheme of things,
Harley.

You need money laundered?
I take it into Mexico for you.

And I have provided that
sen/ice for our mutual profit

with every penny
accounted for.

[DOOR OPENS]

Caught this guy
sneaking around outback.

Mr. Lloyd.

[CHUCKLES]

What are you
doing here?

What am I doing here?

I'm here for the $65,000
that you stole from me.

That's what
I'm doing here.

Gentlemen,
this is Mr. Lloyd,

we were together in that
land venture I told you about.

You picked me clean.

My garage,
everything I own,

it's all gone.
You stole it.

Mr. Lloyd, I lost a great deal
of my personal funds myself.

Did you?

You cheated me.

You cheated me.

And I'm gonna make
a big loud stink about that.

You see, I know that some U.S.
senator's investigating you,

I think
I'll go talk to him.

Mr. Gibel, would you be good
enough to show Mr. Lloyd

how foolish a move like that
would be? Get him outta here.

You--
Come on.

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

Some sucker you burned
on a short con, Harley?

Well, one likes to keep
one's hand in.

Mm-hm. What you do
outside of our deal

is your business.
Indeed it is.

There's something you should
know to put your mind at ease.

lam setting up a con

to finance the buying
of the senator.

You're saying you can buy
Senator Langston?

What am I known for,
De Sousa?

Money, and the ability
to get it.

Beautiful women,
and the ability to get them.

Now I've got a shot
at a US. senator.

I owe it to my reputation
to give it a try.

[TAKES DEEP BREATH]

Meanwhile,
back to business.

When do I leave
for Mexico?

[m]

BOSLEY:
Professor Joan McKendrick

and Mrs. Pattison
are here, Charlie.

CHARLIE:
Good. Has Tiffany arrived yet?

No, not yet, but she should
be here momentarily.

Mr. Lloyd,
our other client,

is instructing Tiffany
in the tricks of his trade.

Fine.

Now Bosley, you have
Mr. Dexter’s dossier there.

We’re about to con Mr. Dexter,

just as he conned
our three clients.

LLOYD:
Tiffany, |--
I still think

that I oughta do it.

Mike, you can't go crawling
under cars with that on.

Mrs. Pattison, uh, this is
Tiffany Welles.

Hi-- Oh.
How do you do?

[CHUCKLES DRYLY]

She'll be posing
as Senator Langston’s

political aide?

Well, as soon as l peel off
these overalls, I will.

Excuse me a minute.

Don't worry, Mrs. Pattison,

I’ve made arrangements
with the senator’s people.

Our Mr. Dexter
is in for quite a surprise.

Now, Mrs. Pattison,

you lost exactly $100, 000,
is that correct?

Yes.

That was nearly all my husband
left me when he died.

Unlike some politicians,
he was never a rich man.

Professor McKendrick,
how much did you lose?

Seventy-five thousand.

I am a most learned fool.

And a very silly woman.

With Mr. Lloyd's 65,

that comes to nearly, uh,
a quarter of a
million dollars.

Mine was supposed to be
a matching investment

in oil-rich lands.

There's more oil
in my garage.

So, Charlie,

their quarter of a million

became Mr. Harley Dexter's
quarter of a million.

Not very nice,
but very neat.

Kris, did you find, uh,

a matching Rolls-Royce
for Mr. Dexter?

Abercrombie and Son
on Wilshire.

Good. That sets up
our Rolls-Royce con.

Charlie, |, uh,

have quite a rap sheet here
on Mr. Harley Dexter.

It appears that he's working
with the Eastern Syndicate.

He‘s a man of...

...two passions.

Swindling is one.

I'll give you the traditional
three guesses as to the other.

Charlie, do you suppose
that Tiffany, Kelly or myself

would qualify
for Mr. Dexter's other
passion?

My dears, whye ver do you think
we ’re in this business?

Well, how do I look,
Mrs. Pattison?

Am I politically
volunteerish enough?

My dear,
you are perfect.

Forgive me, but I don't
quite understand any ofthis.

Well, Professor McKendrick,

we're trying to get
your money back,

and we're dealing with
a devious man.

So we will have to deal
in devious ways.

You will be part of it.

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

we ’re setting up
three cons.

Kelly Will go to Mexico
with the professor

and interest Mr. Dexter
in some, uh,

fabulous Mayan art.

Meanwhile, Kris will pick up
a Rolls-Royce and--

And Mr. Lloyd and Tiffany
will be at a
fundraising affair

for Senator Langston.

It's gonna be sort of
a four-pronged attack.

And believe me,
we're looking forward to it.

Three cons for
the master con man, Angels.

Remember,
Dexter is amoral,

he doesn't know
right and wrong exist

This man can kill,
and / mean it.

So watch yourselves.

[m]

[PHONES RINGING]
[CHATTERING]

You see Senator Langston?

Yeah,
he's cruising around.

Hey, that was some speech.

I thought he was gonna
point right at you

when he attacked organized
wolves in sheep's clothing.

Luckily he hasn't
mentioned me by name.

I better get to him
before he does.

Be sure you do.

[m]

Hello.
Hi.

You look kind of lonely
standing over here.

Just catching my breath.

I'm Tiffany Welles,
one of the senator's aides.

I'm, uh, Fred Dawgins.

No, you're not.
I'm not?

You're Harley Dexter.

Oh. Well, don't you think
you can get into trouble

talking to me?

Senator asked me to.

Oh, come on,
you're kidding.

I'm not kidding.

Despite what he says
about you publicly,

the senator finds you
rather dynamic.

I would love
to be convinced of that.

How about later
over a bottle of wine?

Sounds inviting.
It was meant to be.

Was it?
Yeah.

Really?

Here's my card.

And meanwhile--
Hi, Denny.

Meanwhile, whatever
the senator says tonight,

he wants you to know
privately

that he could be
open for...

...a campaign contribution.

Oh. Oh, I, uh,
lsee what you mean.

Good.

[CROWD TALKING EXCITEDLY]

Do you know part of
being a good aide

is knowing when
to disappear?

Senator Langston,
ljust wanna say

what a pleasure
it is to meet you.

Well, you certainly have nerve
coming here, Dexter.

Like it or not, Senator,
lam a member of your party.

Not for long.

They don't let people vote
in prison.

With all respect to
your high office, senator,

l'm-- I'm in real estate,

I'm just a businessman.

And I, sir,
am the tooth fairy.

Let's go.

Very funny man,
senator.

That's-- That's what
the country needs, humor.

How much this trip?

One million dollars.

I read about
what Senator Langston

had to say about you,
Dexter.

I'm handling it.

Trust me.

I trust you as much as
I can trust any other man

with a $100,000 getaway fund
tucked away in a safe.

Now, how did you
know about that?

I make it
my business to know.

It's something I put aside
for a rainy day.

It don't rain much
in Southern California.

I've never let you or your
associates down, De Sousa.

There's no need
to threaten me.

Just trying to keep you
on your toes, Dexter.

Dexter?

Professor McKendrick
is here to see you.

Excuse me.

[m]

Very pretty.

Both of us lost
a great deal of money

on that oil land in which
we involved ourselves.

Do you know my business still
hasn't recovered from
the blow?

I've stumbled across
a way for us,

not only to recoup
our losses,

but make a sizeable profit
as well.

What? Selling
archaeology books?

I've recently returned
from a dig in Mexico.

While there, I was approached
by a young lady

who is the spokesperson
for a group who,

I use her phrase,

"Have come into possession of'

a truckload
of Mayan artifacts

as grand as any
you see here.

You mean,
she stole them?

I saw no need
to press her for detail.

Yeah, that--
That is gauche, isn't it?

Uh, go on.

The young lady
is quite, quite attractive,

though rather headstrong.

You mean she needs
gentle persuasion.

As you said before,
we both lost on that deal.

At any rate,
as I said,

her companions are rough,
silent, threatening types.

But I tell you,
they don't know what
they have.

They only want
$100,000 for the lot.

Harley, what they have rivals
anything yet discovered.

I give you my word.

My word, they could be
sold to collectors or museums

for 7- even 800,000 dollars,

at the very least.

So why do you need me?

I can only raise 25,000
ofthe asking price.

Also, I have no means
of transporting the artifacts

into the United States.

Um.

What you're suggesting
is illegal, of course.

Yes.

But I'm a desperate woman.

Twenty-five percent
of what we realize

would set me up for life.

Your loss was greater
than mine.

So I thought we might share...

similar sentiments.

I don't know,
I might. l'd, uh--

Well, I'd have to authenticate
these art pieces

before purchase, of course.

I know a man in South America
who could do it, Alvarez.

Oh, I think I'd rather choose
my own expert.

What about, uh--

What about the man
who wrote this book?

Dr. Martin Augsburg.

He looks trustworthy,
don't you think?

Says here he lives
in Mexico City.

Uh...

him.

If you insist.

Uh, just give me a few days
in Mexico to, uh,

attend to some business
of my own and, uh,

that'll also give
my associates here

time to assemble
my share of the money,

then, uh, come to my house
in Mexico.

Okay?

Here's the address.

And I'll arrange for
Dr. Augsburg to meet us there.

Thank you, Harley.

Thank you, professor.

[m]

GIBEL:
Hey, margaritas.

Your professor's here.

Okay. Augsburg should be here
any minute.

What about the money?

Well, it got laundered
pretty good.

All nice, old,
untraceable bills,

packed in the Rolls.

Uh-huh. And, uh,

who has the connections
to do that?

You do.
Keep that in mind.

Now, did you get a
telephone call from
Los Angeles?

Oh, yeah, that, uh,
Tiffany Welles,

she works for Langston
all right,

been with him about a year.

Okay.

Here's her card.

Send a dozen roses
to that address.

No, no, no.

Daisies. Fresh, original,
dripping in innocence.

I'll get that senator
off my back.

Send her the daisies,

and I'll give you a note
to have her at the house

the day we get back.
Now, what about the 75,000

I need for my deal
with the professor?

Oh, they're still
working on that but, uh,

you'll have it
by the end of the week.

[CAR APPROACHES]

There's another car.

Funny-looking guy
talking to
Professor McKendrick.

It's Augsburg.

Oh, if this works,
and it will...

You know
what that means, Gibel?

Power.

I mean, I've owned
a lot of things in my life,

but the idea of actually
possessing a US. senator.

Now, that I find intriguing.

Well, as long as it doesn't

mess up our associates
back home, huh?

Okay, come on,
show them in.

And then
go buy the truck.

Oh, and Gibel?
Yeah?

We're in a foreign country,

don't steal the truck,
buy one.

[SNAP
[mi 81

Professor McKendrick,
Dr. Augsburg,

welcome.

Would you care
fora margarita?

Mm, don't mind ifl do.

BOSLEY:
Mr. Dexter,

this is Mayan culture
in its finest hour.

Invaluable.

You're holding that
upside down.

0h.

Oh, yes, yes.

What's this junk made of,
plaster of Paris?

Marvelous.

Marvelous.

But we agreed we'd make the
exchange at the end of
the week.

Look, just hold
your horses.

My friends and l
are gettin' a might nervous.

We been sittin' on this stuff
nearly two weeks already.

Bruno over there
says he got somebody else

who might be interested,
so, l--

But I won't have the money
until the end ofthe week.

And whose problem is that?

Mine or yours?

Excuse me.

Well?

Mr. Dexter, you have
a gold mine here.

Do you think they're worth,
uh, 7- 800,000?

[SCOFFS]

I think that is
a conservative estimate.

But she wants the deal today.

I can have my money ready
in two hours.

ls two hours agreeable?

Two hours is about
all the time you gonna get.

Wait a minute,
my share is still in LA.

Oh, but I thought--

But without
the entire hundred thousand--

What-- What'll we do now?

All right.

All right,
maybe there is a way.

I, uh-- I might be able
to put my hands on the cash.

Good.

I knew if anybody
could come through,

it'd be Harley Dexter.

How do you know who I am?

You got quite a reputation.
Even around these parts.

A real wheeler-dealer.

Uh,sayn

Uh, do you think
you might have a job

in that organization
of yours?

Uh, I'm a lady who'll do
what she has to to turn a buck

but, uh,
working with those cowboys,

it's the pits.

Well, you got some rough
edges, don't you?

I'm just me.
So what do you think?

I'm thinking
it doesn't come free.

What does?

It's possible
we can work something out.

Uh, depending on what
you're willing to do for me.

[CHUCKLES]

You mean, uh,
right here, now?

Of course not.

0h.

Hey, now.

Uh, I ain't been
turned down too often.

Neither have I.
It's just that the professor

put me in a small bind
with this two hour limit,

I mean, it's nothing
I can't handle,

but I think I have to teach
her a lesson

and I'm gonna
need you to help me.

Sounds to me like
you're gonna double cross

that poor little lady.

Yeah, it does sound that way,
doesn't it?

[m]

[LAUGHS]

ljust heard on the radio
you've had it, buddy.

Langston
had a press conference,

he's going after
your tail.

I'm taking care of that.

With daisies
you're taking care of it?

Forget it,
it's being taken care of.

Did Dr. Augsburg leave?

Yeah, he-- He left.

Wait a second,
you can't do that,

that's De Sousa's money.

I'm borrowing 75,000,

I'll replace it with
the cash I've raised in LA.

De Sousa's not gonna like it.

Then let's not tell him
and save all that displeasure.

Did you get the truck?

Yeah.
It's out back.

All right.
Put this away.

And do try to be careful.

You're the one
that better be careful.

Gibel, I know what I'm doing,
I'm on a streak,

and when you're on a streak,
you ride with it.

Right?

[m]

Okay, uh--

0h, do you have
your share?

Yes,
right here.

You'll understand
ifl insist on seeing it.

Now, listen, I don't have time
to play games,

we're dealing with
some very rough people

and they're smart,
they may try and cross us.

That had occurred to me.

And what do you suggest?

Okay, we go
to the rendezvous separately,

you in your car,
me in the truck,

you make sure they've got
the goods and it isn't a trap,

then, uh, you signal me, uh,

I drive up
and we make the exchange.

I don't know,
what if there is trouble?

Gibel and I will be covering
you from a safe distance away.

I mean, th--
You won't see us,

but we'll be there.

But--
I have three times
as much to lose as you do.

This way we can protect
this investment.

All this intrigue
is beyond me, I'm afraid.

Let's get it over with
as quickly as possible.

Whatever you say,
professor.

[m]

It's all here.

It's gonna be sad times

when the lady professor
gets to the other rendezvous

and finds out
she's all by her lonesome.

I can handle her.

I'll tell her
we were ambushed on the way

and the art was stolen.

I'll even have a bump
on my head to prove it.

When are you leaving
for LA?

Well, as soon as I split with
those two stooges over there.

You and I are gonna have
a very interesting
relationship.

Yeah?

Well, uh,

I never done nothing, uh,

real kinky.

[CHUCKLES]

[STARTS ENGINE]

What's the matter?

Charlie called.
There's a problem.

It's rumored that Dexter
has $100,000 cash

stashed somewhere
in case things get too hot.

Then that'll have to be
the money he gives Tiffany.

Yeah, but the point is,

will he be secure enough
at that point to risk it?

Orwill he run?

I see what you mean.

[SIGHS]

They weren't there, Harley,
and neitherwere you.

What happened?

All right, calm down,
will ya?

| find your actions
highly suspicious.

There was nothing I could do.

I thought they might try
to cross us and they did.

Only they were smarter
than I thought.

Tell me what happened.

[SIGHS]

We were following you,
as we planned,

well back,
but keeping you in sight.

They ambushed us
afteryou passed.

Gibel put up a fight,
he's in the hospital.

All I got
was a bash on the head.

And the money?

What about the money?

It's gone.

And they still
have the artifacts

to sell to someone else.

Don't look at me like that,
you're--

You're not the one
who got beat up.

That money
was everything I had.

Everything.

You know,

I don't think we should do
any more business together.

We just don't
make a very lucky team.

I agree.

I'm sorry I got you involved.

Oh, that's all right,
professor.

I'm a forgiving man.

[m]

[EXHALES]

All arranged?
All arranged.

Truckload of that art stuff
will go across the
border tonight,

I'll be in LA. tomorrow.

Rotten, Harley.

Hey, the professor
should've known better

than to try something
crooked like that.

McKENDRICK:
I neverthought
I'd see my 75,000 again.

Well, there you go.

[LAUGHS]

I don't know how
to thank you.

You put it over,
professor.

Absolutely. You know,

you could've been
a terrific actor.

As a matter of fact,
at school I did perform

with the
Gilbert and Sullivan Troop.

No kidding,
so did I.

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[m]

[m]

You understand that
Abercrombie's, as a rule,

wouldn't handle
such an item.

My father would murder me

if he even knew I was
discussing such a thing
with a customer.

But you do have one?

Uh, yes, uh, a trade-in.

A rather well-known
pop star owned it.

I don't for the moment
recall his name, uh,

the skinny one who
wouldn't wear proper shirts.

Do you think
we could see it?

Yes.

Out back, hm?

I understand he used to break
his guitars during
his concerts.

He treated his automobile
in the same disgusting manner.

Well, it needs
a new paint job.

Upholstery could use
some stitching,

he's got some, uh,

some minor metal work.

The real horror
is under the bonnet.

How could anybody
do that to a car?

To a Rolls.

No servicing at all
that we could discover.

How much?

It is, of course, difficult
to price a Rolls-Royce

no matter its, uh, condition.

We would find
this figure acceptable.

This would
come out of Dexter's pocket?

That's the plan.

Okay, it's a deal.

That's a lot of money
for a used car.

Madam, this is not a
"used car."

This is a previously owned
British motor vehicle.

[m]

[m

Hi.

Well, I love your used car.

LLOYD:
It's not an exact duplicate
of Dexter's Rolls,

some of the upholstery and
fittings we had to
scrounge up.

Yeah, if they look
too closely,

we're sunk
before we get out of port.

Well, then,
we'll have to make sure

they're too busy to notice.

Why is Dexter coming home
three days early?

He must've heard about
the injunctions

Senator Langston slapped on
all his financial
transactions.

Cash flow interruptus,
too bad.

Where is he now?

Uh, north of San Diego
by now.

Okay. We better get
this hunk ofjunk on the road.

Drive carefully.

[m]

Beautiful car.

Would be nice if it ran.

Oh, you are
so hard to please.

Bye.
Bye-bye.

Bye.

DEXTER:
Can't we appeal?

How long will it take?

I don't have a week.

How could he get away
with this?

How could he
tie up my money like this?

[SIGHS]
All right, all right, look.

Look, there's something else.

I have a truck arriving
at the warehouse today,

I want it
and its contents guarded.

Right.

Stay on top
of that appeal, will you?

I'll be in touch.
What now?

I don't have to deliver
De Sousa's money for
three days.

lfl have to, I can use
the Mayan stuff as collateral.

What about your getaway fund?

I'm not touching that.

I, uh-- I thought
you were working on Langston.

I am, I am.
Where's your faith?

It ain't in daisies,
I'll tell you that.

[CHUCKLING]

[m]

Pull over.

What's the trouble?

[SIGHS]

I don't know,
it just died.

You got a good taste in cars.

[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, you too.

I was driving to Los Angeles

to go to my 10th high school
class reunion.

lwanted to show them
that the girl voted

"least likely to succeed"
did anyway.

Now what am I gonna do?

Hey, take it easy.

Look
I'll tell you what.

I'll give you
a lift into L.A.

and then I'll have my own
personal mechanic

take a look at it
and fix it up as good as new.

Really?
Sure, I got a phone in
the car,

he can send a tow truck
immediately.

Great.

[m]

I really don't know
how to thank you.

Hey, it's no trouble.

You've been
so kind already, |--

I really hate to impose.

Why? What? What is it?

What?
[LAUGHS]

I haven't eaten
since breakfast,

do you thinkwe could stop
and get a bite to eat?

Gibel?

Stop at that,
uh, that--

That little place
in Redondo Beach.

Oh, thank you.

Listen, I got
a terrific idea.

Why don't you be my house
guest while you're in LA?

Oh, I couldn't.

You've already done
so much for me.

Nonsense.

Come on.

Come on,
what do you say?

[SIGHS]

[ENGINE STRUGGLES]

Uh-oh.

Whatever my car had,
it must've been catchy.

I don't believe it.

[ENGINE STRUGGLES]

l-- I don't know
what's wrong with it.

All right, tell Malakian
to send another tow truck.

Come on, sweetheart,
we'll take a cab.

Don't let this car
out of your sight.

[m]

Tell the cab to wait.

Dexter doesn't seem
to have his car.

Kris, l-- I'm sorry.

Look, why don't you take
your bag upstairs?

Uh, this will
only take a minute.

Sure.

What are you doing here?
Delivery isn't for three days.

We got a tip.

Senator Langston
knows about the Mexican run.

He's after the Rolls.

That's impossible.

We want that money back now,
not in three days.

Now, wait.

Wait.

I gotta think this through.

Take that money
out of the Rolls now, Dexter.

I have to make a phone call.

[m]

[PHONE RINGING]

It's for you.

Take a message.

Guy says he's gotta
talk to you personally,

some guy named Dexter.

[HISSING]

Gibel here.

Yeah, Dexter,
what's happening?

Get the money
out of the car.

Dexter, there's mechanics
all over this joint,

if I take the money out now,
they'll see it.

Get them out.

I can't do it fast,

lll mess up the car.

[HISSING]

Just do it.

|'|| handle it.

We can go get the--

Cards. At Malakian's garage.

You're going
to the garage?

Great, I can check
on my car.

And we'll follow
your cab.

Sure. Why not?

Come on.

Ah-hah, is this my car?

No, it's mine.

Come on.

DEXTER:
Gibel?

Gibel, what are you doing?

It's gone.

The money's all gone.

But it's impossible, it--

It wasn't out of my sight
long enough.

Idiot, you've got
the wrong car,

that's my Rolls outside,
this one's hers.

Mine?

MALAKIAN:
We finished repairing
yourcar, Mr. Dexter,

so we started on this one,

and then this maniac
pulls out a gun.

You want me
to call the cops?

No, no, that's all right,
it's, uh--

It's all a mistake.

Excuse me, Mr. De Sousa
would like a word with you.

Where is the money?

In the other Rolls.
It's okay,

Gibel will get it
but there's, um,

there's something
I have to tell you,

it's, uh,

75,000 thousand short.

But I can make it up
by the regular delivery date.

Ah, Dexter,

I tried to tell you.

Listen to me,

I have close to a million
dollars worth of Mayan

art treasures sitting
in my warehouse right now.

And to show my good faith,
I'll, uh--

I'll let you hold onto them
until I can repay the money.

Come on,
what do you say?

I could take the 75,000
from your rainy day fund.

[LAUGHS]

Mayan art treasures.

How can I refuse you?

I just love
to watch you work.

Harley? Harley.

[LAUGHS]

Thank you.
Excuse me.

Harley, what about
my car?

What about
my beautiful car?

Don't worry about it,
I'll have it fixed.

In time for
my class reunion tonight?

Tonight?

Yeah.

You know,

there just might
be another solution.

[m]

There.

Thank you.

Now my car's legally yours,
your car's legally mine.

Same car, same value.

No harm done,
right?

Right.

Look, uh, why don't you
go upstairs and, uh,

put that away somewhere
and then, uh,

we can have
a drink together.

Well, there you are.

[CHUCKLES]

Kris will be around
with the Rolls

in just a couple
of minutes.

Thanks,
Mr. Bosley.

You know, but l--
I still don't understand.

I mean, why didn't we
just take the money

that we found hidden in
Dexter's Rolls when we had
the chance?

Because it wasn't his.

It belonged
to his associates.

And we do not
want them after us.

[LAUGHS]
Well, i just--

It all worked out
beautifully.

Look, you know, I can sell
that Rolls of Dexter's

for 70,000 easy.

And we take away the five
that we paid for
Kris' clunker,

and I still
get my 65,000 back.

Thanks again.

Two down,
one to go.

Yeah.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[m]

Hi.

Hi.

I really don't know
how to thank you.

We'll find a way.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

Excuse me.

Hi. Here lam.

Where do I park my bag?

Well, well,
what have we here,

the upstairs maid?

l, uh, |-- I didn't
expect you so soon, uh--

I didn't expect her
at all.

If you're looking
for stables,

they're out back.
Hey, wait a minute--

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, wait, whoa, whoa.

Uh, look, it-- It's just
a minor misunderstanding.

Yes, I think we both
misunderstood.

Please wait
in the study, okay?

Give me a chance
to explain.

I mean, after all
I've done for you.

Okay?

Come on.

What are you
doing here?

Just what did she mean
by that stables crack?

She's upset.

Well, so am I, pard.
Listen, if I'd known

you were running
some kind of commune here,

I'd have stayed back
in Mexico.

Good bye,
I'm leaving here.

Well, excuse me.

Hey, what's that
all about?

Don't ask, okay?

All right, |-- I gave De Sousa
the money out of the Rolls.

He went to the warehouse
to check out that art stuff,

make sure it covers
the 75,000 that you're short.

[m]

Uh--

What's going on here?

I don't know.

Well, hello.

Thank you for the daisies,
they were beautiful.

I, uh, came in through
the back,

I don't think we should
be seen together just yet.

Excuse me a second.

Tiffany Welles
is in there.

Well, you said you wanted to
see her as soon as
we got back.

That Rolls of yours
better be in good condition.

It is. It is.

Good, because I'm gonna
drive it out of here
real fast.

l, uh--
Wait, wait, wait.

Where you going?

Busy day.

Somehow I don't
get the impression

you're glad to see me.

Senator Langston's caused me
a great deal oftrouble

in the last few days.

I'm sorry.
Forget it.

Except for the investigation,
I've managed to survive.

Now, what are you
doing here?

I am soliciting
campaign contributions.

[SCOFFS]

For a man who's
out to get me?

I told you
that was just a cover.

Wait a minute. Wait.

You mean, I pay him,
he finds me innocent?

I don't believe it.
You heard what he said
about me.

But he has to have
a tough public stance.

Surely a man of your
intelligence can
understand why.

Look, it's been
a long day.

Suppose, uh,

you tell me.

He has to establish
his credibility

so that if he does
find you innocent,

everybody will believe him.

Plus,

now you do have to pay him off

because if you don't,
he will send you to prison.

Kind of ups the price,
don't you think?

Something wrong?

I never cease
to be amazed

by the duplicity
in all of us.

Everybody's on the take,
Mr. Dexter,

haven't you
figured that out yet?

The only difference
between you and them

is that
they're mostly amateurs.

How much?
on, 100,000 would do it.

[SCOFFS]
That's, uh,
hardly an amateur figure.

And when? No, no, no,
let me guess.

You want it now.

[CHUCKLES]

Well?

I haven't got it.

We know all about
your getaway fund.

Oh, no. No, I need that.

What for? By the end ofthe
week the charges will
be dropped.

The injunction
will be lifted too.

What does Langston know
about the Mexican run?

What he knows, he'll forget,
so you're in the clear.

Besides, a man like you must
have lots of deals in
the works.

You can replace
that 100,000 easy.

Hey, listen,
you're right.

It's been a ridiculous week.

But as I said,
I've survived.

[m]

[SIGHS]

Uh--

Have another drink.

Oh, lthink I'll have to
take a rain check.

After all, the sooner
I get this to the senator,

the sooner he's on your side.

Yeah.

But I wouldn't worry.

I think we'll
be seeing each other again.

Smile, Gibel,
the fix is in,

I told you I'd do it
and I did it.

i did it.
[RINGS]

Yeah, hello.

[OVER PHONE]:
This is De Sousa.

Your Mayan art treasures
are plaster of Paris, Dexter.

The y're worthless.

More than that, they're even
authenticated worthless.

What?

They can't be.

I wanna see you now

[PHONE CLICKS]

[SIGHS]
Time for a long vacation.

I'll pack, you bring
the getaway money.

It's gone.

What?
I used it to bribe Langston.

[m]

There we go, $100,000.

Well, thank you,
Mr. Bosley.

But what about Dexter?

Well, since Senator Langston's
subcommittee

has expanded
its investigation

to include
all of Dexter's friends,

Mr. Dexter has been in hiding.

At a small hotel
downtown.

Gibel's already
in custody.

Well, I sold the car.

ANGELS:
Great. That's fabulous.

Sixty-nine thousand,
991 dollars

and 52 cents.

Great.
Wait a minute,

wait a minute,
hold it, hold it.

That is eight dollars

and 48 cents short.

[m]

I can live with it.

[CHUCKLES]
No, no, no, wait a sec,

Bosley's right.

We set out to collect
the full amount.

Ourjob is not finished.

You're right.

DEXTER:
How can the investigation
still be on?

He must've gotten the bribe.

Well, what about the, uh,
the art treasures?

Were they fake all along?

Well, find out,
what am I paying you for?

I will pay you
as soon as | sell my Rolls.

What do you mean
it's a piece ofjunk?

It's worth $70,000.

I don't have any money,
I had to pay for my hotel room

with a credit card.

What?

Y-- You can't
turn state's evidence,

you're my attorney.

Wait! Hello?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Who is it?

BOSLEY:
Room service.

Yeah,
over here's fine.

[m]

Uh, what do I owe you?

Eight dollars and 48 cents.

That's all right,
keep it for the tip.

No, no, that's included
in the charge for the meal.

One dollar and 52 cents.

Yes, thank you.

Yeah.

[CHUCKLING]

DE SOUSA:
I wanna thank you, Dexter.

I just got promoted.

Got a call
from back east.

I'm now in charge
of West Coast operations.

Oh, that's, uh--
That's nice. That's--

That's really nice.

Uh, you want a cup of coffee?

How about half a sandwich?

[CHUCKLES]

Take him.

How about a napkin?

It's okay, it's okay,
it's all a dream.

[LAUGHING]

BOSLEY:
Going down?

[m]