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Let's call in, huh?
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Hello, this is Alpha and Beta, over.
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We read you, A/pha Beta. Location, over.
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We're whipping along South Factory...
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...and should be coming into the old[br]mintaroonie in about nine minutes at 11 oo.
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Over and out.
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What's going on?
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Wait a minute![br]Oh, Christ! Arabs!
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- What're you talking about?[br]- Chrissakes!
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Base? This is Alpha Beta.
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Come in. Come in, base.
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I bet it's Arabs. I saw a TV show.[br]This is what they do.
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- Come in, base. This is Alpha Beta.[br]- Jesus!
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- This is Alpha Beta. Come in, base![br]- Goddamned Arabs!
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- They're lowering us now.[br]- What's happening? What's wrong?
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- We're jammed![br]- Jammed?
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We better get somebody on that radio![br]We can't use it jammed.
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We're the U. S. Treasury, for chrissake.[br]This ain't no Wells Fargo truck!
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I'll get you! Here,[br]I'll get your ass! I'll get you!
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Get out of there!
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What's this shit?[br]There's nothing but money in here.
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That's the ticket. Let's go.
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Vince.
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Hey, Vince.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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- Hey, Vince.[br]- Gee, I can't believe this trade.
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What do the Mets[br]need another pitcher for?
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All they got is pitchers.
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What're we doing up here?[br]I don't understand.
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Oh, there's reasons. I mean,[br]you know, I don't just do things.
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There's always a valid reason.[br]Let me see.
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- All right. Any problems?[br]- None.
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Fabulous. Fabulous work.
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Now what's the story on this?[br]You gonna bill me?
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- He wants a million, five.[br]- No sweat.
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- By tomorrow.[br]- What?
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- I'm sorry. That's what he said.[br]- That's completely nuts!
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My kid is getting married Sunday.
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How the hell does he expect me[br]to come up with that money?
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Do you know how tied up[br]I've been with this?
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I haven't even met[br]the bride's family yet.
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If it was up to me, you could take[br]two weeks, but that's what he told me!
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Jesus Christ.
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Okay. I just have to[br]work something out, that's all.
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Thanks for everything.[br]How's the wife?
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She's fine. You know,[br]she's taking up tennis?
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- No kidding?[br]- Yeah.
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I can never get the hang of it.[br]I don't know what the hell it is.
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You know, maybe it's because[br]you have to wear short pants to play.
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I guess we ought to[br]break this thing up, huh?
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- Take it easy.[br]- You too, Vince.
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Evita, give Acme a call. I'm not[br]happy with the viscosity on these bibs.
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Okay, here we go, Mr. Hirschorn.[br]Just open your mouth, please.
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Mr. Hirschorn,[br]take your hand down...
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...put your head back,[br]open your mouth.
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That's it.
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Mr. Hirschorn,[br]I cannot work this way.
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Doc, 72 years I have this tooth.
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- He don't wanna die.[br]- Your tooth is not a "he."
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It's nerves, enamel,[br]rotten and it's gotta go.
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- No big deal.[br]- Seventy-two years.
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This tooth had steaks. This tooth[br]had just beans when I was poor.
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- Mr. Hirschorn.[br]- This tooth chewed on beautiful women...
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...including a second cousin[br]of Sophie Tucker.
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- Your tooth's had a wonder...[br]- Dr. Kornpett.
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- Your wife is on the line.[br]- I'll be right there.
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Your tooth had a wonderful life.[br]Now it's time to say goodbye.
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I understand.
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But I want you to know[br]what kind of a tooth this was.
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It's an extraordinary tooth.
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It's an honor to pull it out, which[br]I'll do after I answer this phone call.
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Excuse me.
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How's it going?
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The tent up? Terrific.
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Yeah, I'm getting excited.[br]Is Barbara home?
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- Yes, she's here being very domestic.[br]- Hi.
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- She says hi.[br]- And remember the wine.
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Oh, and remember the wine.
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No. Not Beaujolais.[br]Get something fancier.
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- A St. Emilion or a good California.[br]- Cabernet's great.
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Julia Child says Cabernet's great.[br]Will you be home early tonight?
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7:00 sharp.[br]He's definitely coming over?
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Sweetheart, I'll believe it[br]when I see him.
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No, I'll behave myself.
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Listen, I got somebody[br]in the chair so I gotta go.
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Me too. Goodbye.
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My daughter's[br]getting married on Sunday.
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Oh, no kidding.
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- That's great. Congratulations. Maze/ tov.[br]- Thanks.
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- Nice boy?[br]- Yes. Second year law student at Yale.
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- And the parents?[br]- Well, the mother's very nice.
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The father does[br]international consulting work.
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He travels a lot, so we haven't seen him.[br]He's coming to dinner tonight.
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- Call it off.[br]- Call what off?
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The wedding.[br]Until you know the father.
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- Well, it's Sunday, we're...[br]- Call it off.
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She's marrying the son,[br]not the father.
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The son is the acorn.[br]You gotta look at the tree.
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I've been around a little.[br]Give a listen.
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By the way, here.
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- What's that? Your tooth?[br]- I pulled it when you were on the phone.
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You're a nice boy. You could[br]hurt yourself pulling like that.
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- Now, do me a favor.[br]- I can't call it off, Mr. Hirschorn.
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It's not 19th-century Minsk.[br]It's 2oth-century Manhattan.
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- I hope I'm wrong.[br]- You're wrong.
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- Best of luck to you.[br]- Thank you.
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- Forget I said anything.[br]- I forgot already.
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- False alarm.[br]- I hope they haven't had an accident.
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Mr. Ricardo's been out of town.[br]Maybe he got hung up.
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Hung up.
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I have to take the roast beef[br]out of the oven.
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- Just put it on the warmer.[br]- I'll try.
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- Hour late. Great start.[br]- I'm sure there's a good reason.
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- Why couldn't he call?[br]- Lf he's in bad traffic, he can't call.
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- Why are you taking their side?[br]- I'm not taking anybody's side.
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- You're still in our family, Barbara.[br]- God, don't lay this on me.
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They're late.[br]Don't make it a family issue.
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He's such a hotshot, how come he[br]doesn't have a phone in the car?
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- Who said he was a hotshot?[br]- You did. Travels all over the world.
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Hasn't got time to meet the new in-laws.
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I had a patient today, said I should[br]call the whole thing off.
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Well, that's a brilliant solution[br]to the problem.
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- Coupe de Ville?[br]- That's them.
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Are you okay[br]or are you gonna be totally hostile?
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Will you ever forgive me?
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- Please, come in.[br]- Welcome.
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- Count on Vince. - It's my[br]fault. I had business in Canada...
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...and damn Canadians,[br]they never stop talking.
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I know what it's like.
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You must be the lovely mother[br]of the bride.
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I am.
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Now I know where Barbara[br]gets her good looks.
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We're very glad you're here.[br]I'm Sheldon Kornpett.
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I'm just thrilled to meet you.
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Tommy tells me you were the first dentist[br]to use that drill that spritzes water.
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Among the first in New York.[br]Why are we standing in the hallway?
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- Please, come in and have a drink?[br]- Well, I certainly could use one.
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- Shelley, have you...?[br]- People, I hate to say this. But if we...
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...don't sit down right away,[br]that roast beef is going to be inedible.
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Well, I'm starving.
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I'll take the drink orders in there,[br]and I'll make them up myself.
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- I'm petrified.[br]- My father was a maniac before you came.
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Vince, how long did you[br]actually live in Guatemala?
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He was gone for ages.
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I was in the jungle,[br]the bush, we called it...
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...for approximately nine months.[br]- Nine months?
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My God, that really must[br]have been something.
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Sheldon, it was unbelievable.[br]I saw things...
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They have tsetse flies down there[br]the size of eagles. Really.
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In the evening, I would stand in front[br]of my hut and watch in horror...
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...as these giant flies would pick children[br]off the ground and carry them away.
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- My God.[br]- Oh, the things he told us.
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Oh, it was an incredible sight.[br]Peasants screaming...
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...chasing these flies down the road,[br]waving brooms.
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You can imagine[br]the pathetic quality of this.
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Waving these crudely fashioned brooms[br]at these enormous flies...
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...as they carried their children off[br]to almost certain death.
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Oh, my, that is just[br]the most horrible thing.
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You're sure these are flies[br]you're talking about?
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Flies.
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Natives had a name for them.
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Jos� Grecos de Muertos.
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"Flamenco dancers of death."
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You took those slides of them[br]that never came out, remember?
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That's a shame. I really would've[br]liked to have seen those slides.
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Yeah, I left them in a jacket[br]that got Martinized.
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It broke my heart. Those slides[br]would've won me the Pulitzer Prize.
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The enormous flies flapping[br]slowly away into the sunset.
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Small brown babies[br]clutched in their beaks.
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Beaks? Flies with beaks?
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A sight I'll never forget.[br]I was stunned. Appalled.
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What did you do?
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What did I do?
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As a consultant,[br]what did you do about the flies?
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Sadly, there is very little you can do
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because of the tremendous[br]red tape in the bush.
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- There's red tape in the bush?[br]- Enormous red tape, Sheldon.
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These files, for example.
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They're protected[br]against pilferage under
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the provisions of the[br]Guacamole Act of 1917.
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I've been getting[br]The Nationa/ Geographic for years...
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Dad, could I have some more wine?
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Oh, I'd like some too,[br]for the purposes of a toast.
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Oh, what a good idea.
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I'm not the most eloquent guy[br]in the world...
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...but I would like to say that this[br]has been a most lovely occasion.
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And I couldn't agree more.
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And on Sunday, there's gonna be another[br]occasion, even more lovely, more sacred.
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And all I really wanna say is that...
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...I'm just honored...
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...and moved to be part of[br]the Kornpett family.
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And I hope we'll be together[br]in the good times to share them with joy.
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And if there are bad times, God forbid,[br]we'll work that out too...
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...but together.
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- That was really lovely, Mr. Ricardo.[br]- And I feel the same way, Dad.
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I'd like to say that...
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...as difficult as it is for me[br]to give my little girl away...
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...I'm very happy that it's to[br]someone as wonderful as Tommy.
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My hope is that the Kornpetts and Ricardos[br]share many happy and peaceful occasions...
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...through many happy and peaceful years.[br]- Hear, hear!
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Dad, that was sweet.
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- Excuse me, where is the phone?[br]- Phone?
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- There's one in the kitchen.[br]- Where is the furthest one?
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I have to make a long-distance call...
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...and sometimes with these overseas
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connections I have to[br]scream like a banshee.
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There's one in the basement,[br]but it's a mess.
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That's okay.
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- Through there?[br]- I'll show you.
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Please, don't bother.[br]I'll find it.
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- Dad and his mysterious phone calls.[br]- What did you say?
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I just said, "Dad[br]and his mysterious phone calls."
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- What the hell do you mean by that?[br]- Nothing.
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Really!
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You're always making weird calls[br]in backrooms and pay booths.
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You little snot-nose![br]Those phone calls put you through college!
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- I'm sure Tommy didn't mean to...[br]- I worked myself up to a position...
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...where I can make these kind of[br]top-level phone calls to top businessmen.
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- And my own son derogates.[br]- Dad, I wasn't derogating.
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Well, maybe you weren't.
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I'm terribly sorry,[br]it's been a long day.
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Listen...
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- Through there?[br]- First door to the left.
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- Pull the string for the light.[br]- Thanks a million.
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He's been working very hard lately.
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- Listen...[br]- Normally he's...
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Usually he's so affectionate[br]and physical with Tommy.
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I can understand[br]a certain amount of resentment.
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He's had to work really hard[br]in his life and I really haven't.
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It's Ricardo.
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Yes, very smoothly.[br]But listen.
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That kind of money by tomorrow,[br]that's impossible.
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No, Ralph, you don't understand.
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This is a major[br]international deal. It's not
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like we're fencing[br]some shit in the street.
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No, they're not all in there.
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I kept one in case you pulled[br]something like this.
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What's the point in threatening me?[br]You can't...
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Hello?
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Oh, Christ.
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Dad, what are you talking about?
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The man is crazy![br]That's what I'm talking about.
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He's crazy? Look at yourself.[br]You're foaming at the mouth.
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Sweetheart... It's toothpaste.
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I love you very much.[br]But I know about these things.
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He's crazy. I will not have you[br]marrying into that family.
00:18:56.88,00:19:01.28
You're being absolutely Sicilian about[br]this. I'm marrying Tommy, not Vince.
00:19:01.99,00:19:03.38
Tommy is the acorn.
00:19:04.82,00:19:08.38
- What acorn?[br]- The acorn, sweetheart, from the tree.
00:19:08.56,00:19:10.29
- It's a saying.[br]- Oh.
00:19:10.93,00:19:13.49
It's a great saying.[br]Really captures a whole lot.
00:19:13.66,00:19:15.86
I don't need the sarcasm. It's off!
00:19:16.03,00:19:17.59
It is not off!
00:19:17.77,00:19:20.46
I'm calling the caterers.[br]I'm calling the guests.
00:19:20.64,00:19:22.73
It may be a bit humiliating,[br]and a bit expensive...
00:19:22.91,00:19:25.17
...but you are not marrying[br]into that family!
00:19:25.34,00:19:27.07
Damn it, we are not calling it off.
00:19:27.24,00:19:30.04
Tommy and I are gonna go to Vegas.[br]I don't care.
00:19:30.21,00:19:32.15
But we are getting married!
00:19:32.32,00:19:36.08
- God, Mom, will you please tell him?[br]- I think you're being irrational.
00:19:36.25,00:19:37.45
I'm being irrational?
00:19:37.62,00:19:40.75
I sit there listening to stories[br]about the Guacamole Act of 1917...
00:19:40.92,00:19:44.09
...and tsetse flies carrying off[br]children, and I'm being irrational?
00:19:44.26,00:19:45.75
So he embellishes a bit.
00:19:45.93,00:19:49.46
First he's laughing, then he's crying, then[br]he practically belts Tommy in the mouth.
00:19:49.63,00:19:51.61
He didn't practically[br]belt him in the mouth.
00:19:51.61,00:19:53.26
He almost belted Tommy in the mouth.
00:19:53.44,00:19:56.90
Then he's gotta go down in the basement[br]to make phone calls. What is that?
00:19:57.07,00:19:59.70
- And what else?[br]- I don't like...
00:19:59.88,00:20:01.34
I don't like his whole manner!
00:20:01.51,00:20:03.57
And for that you wanna[br]call off the wedding?
00:20:03.75,00:20:05.41
Shelley.
00:20:05.58,00:20:08.92
- You're just projecting like crazy.[br]- Psychology on parade.
00:20:09.09,00:20:10.55
Quit, Shelley, let her talk!
00:20:10.72,00:20:13.16
It isn't easy for fathers[br]to give away daughters.
00:20:13.32,00:20:14.95
It's a complicated relationship.
00:20:15.13,00:20:17.36
- There's sexual stuff going on.[br]- Hey! Hey!
00:20:18.26,00:20:20.36
I'm not talking about incest.
00:20:20.53,00:20:24.66
But there is a certain sexual component[br]to father-daughter relationships.
00:20:24.84,00:20:28.57
So the closer the wedding gets,[br]the more edgy you're gonna be...
00:20:28.74,00:20:32.23
...and the more you're gonna fix on things[br]like Mr. Ricardo being a little flaky...
00:20:32.41,00:20:33.60
...which I'm not denying...
00:20:33.78,00:20:37.98
...as a reason to reject[br]the whole idea of marriage.
00:20:39.38,00:20:41.08
I think she's right.
00:20:42.59,00:20:45.28
Six thousand dollars a year tuition[br]to listen to this.
00:20:45.46,00:20:49.52
- It doesn't make sense?[br]- No, it makes sense. It makes sense.
00:20:49.69,00:20:53.86
- I'm sorry.[br]- There's no reason to be sorry.
00:20:54.03,00:20:59.37
All I want you to do is be more open to[br]Tommy's father. Don't just reject him.
00:21:00.37,00:21:02.43
All right. I'll try to be more open.
00:21:02.61,00:21:05.94
Shelley, think how nervous[br]he was to meet you.
00:21:06.11,00:21:08.48
Tommy's told him so much about you.
00:21:08.65,00:21:12.10
- Well, he must have been nervous.[br]- Sure he was nervous.
00:21:12.48,00:21:15.42
Okay. Finished. I'll do my best.
00:21:15.59,00:21:18.52
I'll just be incredibly receptive.
00:21:31.00,00:21:34.23
It's the building in the next block,[br]just past the Stetson hat sign.
00:21:34.40,00:21:36.57
- 127o.[br]- Right.
00:21:44.48,00:21:46.35
Christ. Keep going.
00:21:46.52,00:21:49.71
- It's 127o, man.[br]- I said keep going!
00:21:55.06,00:21:57.55
Stupid bastards.
00:21:57.73,00:21:59.89
Any particular place you want me to go?
00:22:11.84,00:22:14.37
731 Fifth Avenue. Pronto.
00:22:14.54,00:22:15.84
Pronto it will be.
00:22:20.85,00:22:25.48
This is gonna set fast, Mrs. Adelman,[br]so just don't fight me. Good.
00:22:26.79,00:22:28.28
No. It's looking good.
00:22:29.06,00:22:31.65
No, no. Two more visits[br]ought to do it fine.
00:22:31.93,00:22:33.99
Don't push out[br]with your tongue now.
00:22:34.16,00:22:37.73
All right. Let that stay in there.[br]Now you can relax your mouth.
00:22:37.90,00:22:39.77
But don't clench.
00:22:39.94,00:22:42.43
- I'm watching a master at work.[br]- What are you doing?
00:22:42.61,00:22:44.27
- Did I startle you?[br]- It's all right.
00:22:44.44,00:22:46.38
You're gonna have to leave.[br]I'm sorry...
00:22:46.54,00:22:47.81
I'm delighted to meet you.
00:22:47.98,00:22:52.21
I'm Vince Ricardo. Dr. Kornpett's[br]wonderful daughter is marrying my son.
00:22:52.38,00:22:54.37
- My in-law.[br]- Hello, dear.
00:22:55.35,00:22:58.55
This is some great dentist you have here.[br]You're a very lucky lady.
00:22:58.72,00:23:00.99
- Yeah, I know.[br]- No kidding?
00:23:01.16,00:23:02.79
I didn't expect to see you.
00:23:02.96,00:23:06.36
I was just in the neighborhood and[br]I thought I'd stop up and say howdy-do.
00:23:06.53,00:23:09.73
- Is there anything I can do for you?[br]- No, just wanted to say hello.
00:23:09.90,00:23:12.46
- Come on back in my office.[br]- I don't wanna intrude.
00:23:12.64,00:23:15.23
No intrusion. Mrs. Adelman, sit tight.[br]Don't clench.
00:23:15.41,00:23:16.96
- Do what the doc says.[br]- Vince!
00:23:17.14,00:23:19.73
- You're very sweet.[br]- Vince!
00:23:25.15,00:23:27.84
That's a wonderful patient[br]you got there. Very fine lady.
00:23:28.02,00:23:29.28
You know her?
00:23:29.45,00:23:32.12
No, but I could tell[br]she's a woman of real quality.
00:23:34.26,00:23:36.09
- The inner sanctum, huh?[br]- Yeah.
00:23:36.26,00:23:38.92
Remember that show on the radio,[br]The Inner Sanctum?
00:23:39.10,00:23:41.22
Boy, I never missed it.
00:23:43.07,00:23:45.97
- Do you understand Latin, Sheldon?[br]- Yeah, a little.
00:23:47.77,00:23:49.71
You know what all this means?
00:23:49.87,00:23:51.81
Yeah, it means...
00:23:51.98,00:23:54.84
...I won't get arrested[br]for impersonating a dentist.
00:23:57.58,00:24:01.45
That's very funny.[br]"Impersonating a dentist."
00:24:01.62,00:24:03.88
That's very cute.
00:24:07.12,00:24:08.61
Oh, dear.
00:24:09.16,00:24:11.46
Well, I'm really glad[br]you stopped by, Vince.
00:24:11.63,00:24:14.65
I feel we're practically family now.[br]I'd like to feel close.
00:24:14.83,00:24:16.70
Anytime you're in the neighborhood.
00:24:16.87,00:24:18.89
That's very kind of you, Shel.
00:24:19.07,00:24:20.84
Don't think I'm gonna[br]abuse the privilege.
00:24:20.84,00:24:21.40
No, no, no.
00:24:21.57,00:24:23.27
I'm not one of those guys who...
00:24:23.44,00:24:25.77
...you give them an inch...[br]- No, no, anytime.
00:24:25.94,00:24:29.17
Oh, wonderful.[br]Gee, but I can see how busy you are.
00:24:29.35,00:24:32.54
- Gosh, the waiting room is filled.[br]- I have a good practice.
00:24:32.72,00:24:34.88
Looks like an absolute gold mine.
00:24:35.92,00:24:38.98
- You keep hopping, huh?[br]- Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:40.92,00:24:43.86
If I were to ask you to leave the office[br]for a couple minutes...
00:24:44.03,00:24:45.96
...that wouldn't be possible,[br]would it?
00:24:46.13,00:24:48.06
Well, it would depend.
00:24:48.23,00:24:49.93
What about right now?
00:24:50.10,00:24:51.66
What about right now, what?
00:24:51.84,00:24:54.43
Could I borrow you for a couple of minutes?
00:24:54.87,00:24:57.43
- Right now?[br]- Would it be terribly inconvenient?
00:24:57.61,00:24:59.37
Please say so if it is.
00:24:59.54,00:25:01.24
I thought,[br]because it was around lunch...
00:25:03.32,00:25:07.84
- Vince, it's 9:oo in the morning.[br]- You never take an early lunch?
00:25:09.29,00:25:13.09
I have a lot of patients out there.[br]Could you tell me what you want?
00:25:13.26,00:25:16.32
Such a minor thing, gosh,[br]I'm so embarrassed.
00:25:16.50,00:25:19.16
I hate to ask, it's just that...
00:25:19.33,00:25:23.03
...I need a hand for maybe five minutes.[br]- Five minutes?
00:25:23.77,00:25:27.76
I got a cab waiting downstairs.[br]Five minutes, tops.
00:25:27.94,00:25:29.74
I'd really like to help you out...
00:25:29.91,00:25:33.68
...but I have two impacted molars[br]and a gold crown. I'm all backed up.
00:25:33.85,00:25:37.72
Well, listen, what the hell,[br]I can do it myself. You're so busy.
00:25:37.88,00:25:40.82
Can't this wait till this afternoon?[br]I'll be off around 5.
00:25:40.99,00:25:44.79
No, no. I can manage. I don't wanna[br]make a federal case out of this.
00:25:44.96,00:25:47.32
This is really important to you?
00:25:48.06,00:25:52.29
It would be so helpful, you can't imagine.[br]Like I say, it's no big deal.
00:25:55.17,00:25:57.40
What the hell,[br]I never get out of here anyway.
00:25:57.57,00:25:59.87
What's five minutes[br]for a member of the family?
00:26:00.04,00:26:03.67
Shel, this is just stupendous of you.[br]And you might even enjoy it.
00:26:03.84,00:26:05.44
- Where we going?[br]- Over to my office.
00:26:05.61,00:26:07.20
I want you to break into my safe.
00:26:26.93,00:26:29.80
The Eagle has landed. What now?
00:26:29.97,00:26:32.37
Just put your flashers on and stay put.
00:26:32.54,00:26:33.67
Are we still moving?
00:26:33.84,00:26:36.43
No, the cab's stopped.[br]We're on West 31 st Street.
00:26:36.61,00:26:38.44
Did we hit the little boy[br]on Sixth Avenue?
00:26:38.61,00:26:41.10
No, we missed him[br]by a good foot and a half.
00:26:41.28,00:26:46.69
Okay, now, this is the combination[br]to the safe. And the key to the office.
00:26:46.85,00:26:49.25
And the safe is behind[br]the picture of President Kennedy?
00:26:49.76,00:26:53.95
So I open the safe, take out a black bag[br]and I come back here to the cab?
00:26:54.13,00:26:55.42
- With the bag.[br]- With the bag.
00:26:55.60,00:26:59.93
And there might be two guys outside[br]the front who should not see the bag?
00:27:00.10,00:27:01.50
It's a possibility.
00:27:02.07,00:27:05.20
Who are these guys?[br]What, are they after you or what?
00:27:06.87,00:27:08.90
You got a terrific imagination, Shel.
00:27:09.08,00:27:11.17
No, these are like competitors.
00:27:11.34,00:27:15.68
And if they see me with this black bag,[br]then I lose my competitive edge.
00:27:15.85,00:27:17.71
- That's all.[br]- Macy's and Gimbel's.
00:27:17.88,00:27:20.44
That's a terrific example, Shel.[br]Really.
00:27:20.62,00:27:23.15
All right. Let's get this over with.
00:27:27.26,00:27:28.59
- Shelley?[br]- What?
00:27:29.36,00:27:32.46
- I'll never forget this.[br]- Good.
00:27:58.32,00:28:00.42
- I'll stand still.[br]- Excuse me very much.
00:28:00.59,00:28:05.03
- Doc, making a house call?[br]- Yes. One of those emergencies.
00:28:05.20,00:28:07.83
That door never opens. Use this one.
00:28:19.48,00:28:22.85
Awfully nervous, isn't he?[br]Keeps dropping things.
00:28:23.02,00:28:26.11
- You think that...?[br]- Maybe. Come on.
00:28:35.13,00:28:36.15
That's it.
00:28:36.33,00:28:38.30
Pretty cute, using a doc.
00:29:13.77,00:29:16.13
Very nice. Very nice.
00:29:20.64,00:29:24.13
Four years at Mount Holyoke[br]so she can marry into this.
00:29:40.43,00:29:42.33
"To Vince.[br]Well, at least we tried.
00:29:42.50,00:29:45.16
Thanks for everything.[br]Yours, John F. Kennedy."
00:30:14.43,00:30:16.05
Is that Vince?
00:30:23.67,00:30:26.73
- Nothing personal. Strictly business.[br]- No, I'm not him.
00:30:26.91,00:30:29.57
He's my in-law. Look, here's my card.
00:30:45.39,00:30:48.66
Goddamn. You take the fire escape,[br]I'll take the stairs. Go!
00:30:50.03,00:30:52.59
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God!
00:30:57.74,00:31:01.30
There's no reason to shoot at me![br]I'm a dentist!
00:31:10.78,00:31:12.72
What is this show?
00:31:12.99,00:31:15.98
Are you kidding, man?[br]The Price is Right.
00:31:16.16,00:31:18.89
This is the all-American[br]game show.
00:31:19.09,00:31:22.43
They're supposed to guess[br]what all that crap is worth?
00:31:22.60,00:31:24.59
Yeah. Right.
00:31:27.33,00:31:29.60
May I have some milk, please?
00:31:29.94,00:31:32.53
- Is this coffee freeze-dried?[br]- Yes, it is.
00:31:32.71,00:31:34.57
It's very good.
00:31:36.11,00:31:40.51
- How long's this show been on the air?[br]- Since about 1911.
00:31:40.95,00:31:44.75
Hey, I can't believe you never heard[br]of The Price is Right.
00:31:44.92,00:31:48.15
I don't see much TV.[br]I'm out of the country a lot.
00:31:48.32,00:31:51.72
- Really? What do you do?[br]- I work for the CIA.
00:32:19.75,00:32:22.52
Hey! Emergency! Open the door!
00:32:25.26,00:32:27.12
This is an emergency.
00:33:14.24,00:33:18.04
- I can't believe you work for the CIA.[br]- Why not?
00:33:18.54,00:33:23.07
I don't know. I mean, you know,[br]I thought, like, James Bond.
00:33:23.25,00:33:27.28
No. They all look like me.[br]I'm the classic agency type.
00:33:27.45,00:33:30.62
Muscular, low to the ground,[br]compact.
00:33:30.79,00:33:34.42
Are you interested in joining?[br]The benefits are fantastic.
00:33:34.59,00:33:38.36
The trick is not to get killed.[br]That's the key to the benefit program.
00:33:50.01,00:33:53.17
God, don't let me die[br]on West 31 st Street.
00:33:54.18,00:33:55.58
Vince!
00:33:56.78,00:33:58.77
Hey, your friend is back.
00:34:02.26,00:34:03.88
Help!
00:34:04.06,00:34:06.02
We square with you?
00:34:08.23,00:34:09.92
Give me the bag.
00:34:12.60,00:34:14.46
Don't shoot.
00:34:18.24,00:34:20.10
Give me that bag!
00:34:41.03,00:34:42.39
Sheldon?
00:34:43.60,00:34:45.22
Shelley?
00:34:49.64,00:34:51.93
Shel, you all right?
00:34:52.74,00:34:54.40
Hey, watch out!
00:35:00.55,00:35:03.88
We gotta get out of here.[br]Shel, give me your hand.
00:35:08.15,00:35:10.15
Cabby, we're going on.
00:35:18.23,00:35:21.00
I'm sorry it turned out this way.[br]I had no idea...
00:35:21.17,00:35:23.69
- How could you? I almost got killed![br]- I know.
00:35:23.87,00:35:26.50
You have dinner at my house,[br]drag me out of my office...
00:35:26.67,00:35:29.94
...then set me up to get killed![br]- I'd like to explain.
00:35:30.11,00:35:34.17
No explaining![br]Just get out of my life!
00:35:35.15,00:35:37.58
- I understand.[br]- You don't understand anything!
00:35:37.75,00:35:43.42
I understand that you are a raving lunatic,[br]and I want you out of my life!
00:35:47.33,00:35:49.95
- I sympathize with...[br]- I want you out of my life!
00:35:50.13,00:35:51.99
I'd like to oblige,[br]but I have a conscience.
00:35:52.16,00:35:53.15
- Go away![br]- I can't...
00:35:53.33,00:35:55.32
- Don't talk to me.[br]- I feel terrible.
00:35:55.50,00:35:57.66
- Go away![br]- His wonderful daughter...
00:35:57.84,00:36:01.07
...is marrying my son[br]the day after tomorrow.
00:36:01.24,00:36:04.00
- I want to congratulate you.[br]- Thank you.
00:36:04.18,00:36:05.17
Thank you.
00:36:05.34,00:36:09.87
I'm very sorry for being late, Mrs.[br]Raymond. I'll get to you as soon as I can.
00:36:13.59,00:36:16.45
Mrs. Adelman,[br]you've been still the entire time.
00:36:16.62,00:36:19.65
Can you close your mouth?[br]Can you bite down?
00:36:21.59,00:36:25.03
Mrs. Adelman cannot close her mouth![br]She cannot bite down!
00:36:25.20,00:36:27.46
This is why we have to talk.
00:36:27.70,00:36:31.64
- What is that?[br]- To be perfectly candid, Shel...
00:36:31.80,00:36:36.24
...these are engravings for U. S. currency[br]stolen yesterday from the U. S. Mint.
00:36:36.61,00:36:38.60
Now, the thing we have[br]to talk about...
00:36:38.78,00:36:43.18
...is your unwitting participation[br]in this serious federal crime.
00:36:43.35,00:36:49.08
A crime punishable by a maximum sentence[br]of 4o years in a federal penitentiary.
00:37:01.77,00:37:03.96
You can rinse now, dear!
00:37:08.71,00:37:13.17
Stack it up, on this side of the furnace.[br]That way, it'll be easy to get at.
00:37:13.35,00:37:17.04
- Day after tomorrow, huh?[br]- Don't mention it. There's so much to do.
00:37:17.22,00:37:20.24
Anything we can do to help,[br]feel free to call us.
00:37:20.42,00:37:22.65
You're very sweet.[br]I'm getting nervous...
00:37:22.82,00:37:24.62
- Be careful.[br]- What are you doing?
00:37:24.79,00:37:26.92
- Are you okay?[br]- Yes.
00:37:27.09,00:37:29.36
That blasted thing[br]falls apart all the time.
00:37:29.53,00:37:31.89
We'll have to get around[br]to getting it fixed.
00:37:32.06,00:37:34.06
- Hey, look at this.[br]- What?
00:37:34.97,00:37:37.03
It's 5oo.
00:37:37.20,00:37:38.30
What?
00:37:38.47,00:37:40.50
What'd you say this is?
00:37:40.67,00:37:43.44
It's an engraving for a bill.[br]Here, look.
00:37:44.04,00:37:46.74
"The United States of America."
00:37:46.91,00:37:49.75
Maybe it's from the[br]previous owners or something.
00:37:49.92,00:37:53.15
I doubt it.[br]We've lived here for 15 years.
00:37:54.32,00:37:56.15
That's brand-new.
00:37:56.32,00:37:59.16
Isn't that the damnedest thing?[br]Here in this cellar.
00:37:59.33,00:38:02.19
People find all kinds[br]of things in the cellar.
00:38:02.53,00:38:04.52
I just can't imagine.
00:38:05.43,00:38:07.59
What do you think[br]I should do with it?
00:38:07.77,00:38:09.60
I never even seen one.
00:38:09.77,00:38:13.10
- Take it to the bank, they'll know.[br]- You think so?
00:38:13.27,00:38:15.04
Yeah, you're probably right.
00:38:25.55,00:38:28.32
Hello, Mrs. Kornpett.[br]All set for the wedding?
00:38:28.49,00:38:31.25
- We're getting there.[br]- How's Barbara? She nervous?
00:38:31.42,00:38:33.72
She doesn't show it,[br]but I'm sure she is.
00:38:33.89,00:38:35.88
My husband's[br]the jumpiest one of all.
00:38:36.06,00:38:37.49
Isn't that always the case?
00:38:37.66,00:38:41.19
There's just some things that men[br]don't handle as well as we do.
00:38:41.37,00:38:42.36
I suppose so.
00:38:42.54,00:38:45.40
What can we do for you today?[br]Cash a check, I'll bet.
00:38:45.57,00:38:49.20
No, not really.[br]I've found something.
00:38:49.38,00:38:51.50
I found this in my cellar[br]this morning...
00:38:51.68,00:38:55.24
...and I don't know what to make of it,[br]or what I should do with it.
00:38:55.41,00:38:57.41
It's heavy, isn't it.
00:38:57.58,00:39:00.58
My goodness,[br]this is some kind of engraving...
00:39:00.75,00:39:01.88
For 5oo.
00:39:02.05,00:39:03.99
Honey, you're right.
00:39:04.16,00:39:06.65
You found this in your cellar,[br]Mrs. Kornpett?
00:39:06.83,00:39:09.49
- This morning.[br]- I never have that kind of luck.
00:39:10.50,00:39:14.19
Do you have any idea what[br]I should do with it, or what it's worth?
00:39:14.37,00:39:18.17
I really don't know.[br]I've never even seen one of these.
00:39:18.34,00:39:21.60
I could ask our branch manager.[br]Do you mind waiting?
00:39:21.77,00:39:24.17
Not really.[br]I'd like to resolve this somehow.
00:39:24.34,00:39:26.87
Sure. I don't blame you.[br]Let me ask him.
00:39:28.55,00:39:30.38
- Ready?[br]- In a second.
00:39:30.55,00:39:32.98
- Did you get your shoes?[br]- They were all awful.
00:39:33.15,00:39:35.62
I got some sneakers[br]so it wouldn't be a total loss.
00:39:35.79,00:39:38.35
- You've gotta get some shoes.[br]- I know.
00:39:38.52,00:39:42.32
Tomorrow, we'll go into the city. I'll try[br]Bloomingdale's, I. Miller, and Bendel's.
00:39:42.50,00:39:44.99
Worse comes to worst,[br]I'll wear my clogs.
00:39:45.16,00:39:47.53
You're not going to wear clogs[br]at your wedding.
00:39:47.70,00:39:49.13
Nobody will see them.
00:39:50.74,00:39:53.07
- My God.[br]- What?
00:39:54.47,00:39:55.46
Look at this.
00:39:57.54,00:39:59.24
Let's not fight.[br]I'll go into the city.
00:39:59.41,00:40:02.28
I'll probably find[br]an acceptable pair of shoes.
00:40:02.45,00:40:04.71
- Clogs are out of the question.[br]- Stop!
00:40:04.88,00:40:06.37
- Mrs. Kornpett?[br]- Yes?
00:40:06.95,00:40:10.41
Would you mind stepping[br]over to my office for a moment?
00:40:20.07,00:40:22.33
You feeling a little better?
00:40:23.60,00:40:27.60
You were smart to order that split pea[br]soup. That looks delicious. May I?
00:40:30.08,00:40:33.10
It's very nice. It's a little[br]greasy, but it's very nice.
00:40:33.28,00:40:37.72
Crumble up some Saltines into it, Shel,[br]that will absorb the grease.
00:40:39.35,00:40:43.15
Shel, when I speak, do you hear me?[br]Do you understand the words?
00:40:43.32,00:40:45.72
That's good.[br]I was beginning to get worried.
00:40:45.89,00:40:48.05
I thought all this excitement[br]got to you.
00:40:48.23,00:40:52.13
Let me see if I got this straight.[br]You work for the CIA.
00:40:52.30,00:40:54.60
- That's right.[br]- Been with them 2o years?
00:40:54.77,00:40:55.76
Since Eisenhower.
00:40:55.94,00:40:59.23
You robbed the United States Mint[br]for the CIA. Is that correct?
00:40:59.41,00:41:02.86
- Completely.[br]- Okay. Let me ask you a question.
00:41:03.11,00:41:06.48
Since when is it the policy of the CIA[br]to impress private citizens...
00:41:06.65,00:41:09.58
...into this service without[br]saying what it's about?
00:41:09.75,00:41:12.11
So individuals of high standing[br]in the community...
00:41:12.28,00:41:15.19
...end up running down streets[br]with bullets flying past their heads!
00:41:15.35,00:41:16.98
- That was a mistake.[br]- Some mistake!
00:41:17.16,00:41:19.89
- Thank God nobody was hurt.[br]- How do you justify such behavior?
00:41:20.06,00:41:23.79
I didn't do it lightly. It was done[br]in the name of something important...
00:41:23.96,00:41:26.23
...which you couldn't understand.[br]- I couldn't understand?
00:41:26.40,00:41:29.46
- No, it is too complicated.[br]- I read the newspapers!
00:41:29.64,00:41:33.37
I graduated second in my class. Don't[br]underestimate the man in the street!
00:41:33.54,00:41:35.67
All right. You got a point.[br]You're right.
00:41:35.84,00:41:38.07
When you're right, you're right.
00:41:38.54,00:41:42.17
Okay. Try and follow me, Shel.
00:41:43.35,00:41:47.48
This thing has to do with a conspiracy[br]that originated in Central America...
00:41:47.65,00:41:49.99
...against the economy[br]of the United States.
00:41:50.16,00:41:53.32
We got wind of it nine months ago,[br]when they robbed the German Mint.
00:41:53.49,00:41:58.43
Well, actually, they robbed the[br]English Mint, then the German Mint.
00:41:58.60,00:42:02.12
And then the Swiss Mint.[br]And they never took any money.
00:42:02.30,00:42:05.13
- Well, who did this?[br]- It's a Latin American syndicate.
00:42:05.30,00:42:07.07
They only took the plates.
00:42:07.24,00:42:10.21
What you have to understand[br]is that we have information.
00:42:10.38,00:42:12.11
- The agency has sources...[br]- CIA?
00:42:12.28,00:42:14.64
You're goddamn right, buddy,[br]the CIA.
00:42:14.81,00:42:18.65
We know that these plates[br]are going down to Central America...
00:42:18.82,00:42:21.95
...and these people intend to run off[br]billions of dollars of this currency.
00:42:22.12,00:42:24.45
- They wanna obliterate their debts.[br]- What debts?
00:42:24.69,00:42:29.59
Well, all these countries, Shel, they[br]all owe billions of dollars to the West.
00:42:29.76,00:42:33.60
They can never pay it back.[br]They're too poor. You know that.
00:42:33.77,00:42:39.36
Their only hope is worldwide inflation,[br]but it has to be a huge one.
00:42:39.54,00:42:44.74
I mean, so big that paper money's not[br]worth anything. You use it for wallpaper.
00:42:44.91,00:42:48.85
Now, once they get these plates,[br]the ones that I robbed yesterday...
00:42:49.01,00:42:51.85
...which is American dollars,[br]now they're all set.
00:42:52.02,00:42:53.31
Set for what?
00:42:53.49,00:42:56.68
What do you think will happen[br]when they run off this dough...
00:42:56.86,00:43:00.62
...and there's trillions of extra dollars,[br]francs and marks floating around?
00:43:00.79,00:43:03.49
You've got a collapse of confidence[br]in the currency.
00:43:03.66,00:43:07.83
People are gonna panic. There's[br]gonna be gold riots, atonal music...
00:43:08.00,00:43:10.47
...political chaos, mass suicide.
00:43:10.64,00:43:14.33
Right? It's Germany before Hitler.[br]You can see that.
00:43:14.51,00:43:16.94
Jesus, I don't know[br]what people are gonna do...
00:43:17.11,00:43:19.70
...when a six pack of Budweiser[br]cost $ 12oo.
00:43:19.88,00:43:22.18
That'll be awful.
00:43:23.22,00:43:25.81
- You think I'm bullshitting?[br]- No, I don't.
00:43:25.98,00:43:28.71
- They thought I was bullshitting![br]- Who thought that?
00:43:28.89,00:43:30.41
The CIA.
00:43:30.59,00:43:34.79
I told them. I said, "Fellas, the thing[br]to do is to rob the U. S. Mint.
00:43:34.96,00:43:39.92
Really rob. Professional,[br]with real gangsters and real guns.
00:43:40.10,00:43:42.76
Get the engraving,[br]go to Central America...
00:43:42.94,00:43:45.60
...smoke out the action,[br]and nail those bastards."
00:43:45.77,00:43:48.54
They thought it was too risky.[br]Turned it down.
00:43:48.71,00:43:51.57
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.[br]The CIA turned us down?
00:43:51.74,00:43:53.74
- I thought you were doing it for them?[br]- I am.
00:43:53.91,00:43:58.21
- Well, then they're behind you?[br]- No. This I did on my own.
00:43:58.52,00:44:02.61
You robbed the U. S. Mint on your own?[br]The CIA thought it was too crazy?
00:44:02.79,00:44:03.78
Too risky.
00:44:03.96,00:44:07.76
You robbed it on your own with gangsters?[br]You committed a federal crime!
00:44:07.93,00:44:10.95
Of course it's federal.[br]Treasury Department's on the case.
00:44:11.13,00:44:13.72
- What happens if you get caught?[br]- We won't. Not if we...
00:44:13.90,00:44:17.73
Stop the we! If you get caught, is the[br]agency gonna come forward and say:
00:44:17.90,00:44:19.53
- "It's okay, he works for us"?[br]- No.
00:44:19.71,00:44:22.77
- No?[br]- No. I'm out in the cold on this one.
00:44:22.94,00:44:25.88
If I get caught, they shred my records,[br]say they never heard of me...
00:44:26.04,00:44:28.21
...it's 2o years in the slammer.[br]- And me?
00:44:28.38,00:44:32.01
I was running through the streets[br]with it. I was the one in the gutter!
00:44:32.68,00:44:36.02
And you were tremendous, Shel.[br]The way you handled yourself.
00:44:36.19,00:44:39.12
I can't tell you how impressed I was.[br]No, I mean this.
00:44:39.29,00:44:43.25
It's something I've been wanting to say.[br]You were sensational, Shel.
00:44:43.43,00:44:47.33
And it's an act of friendship[br]that I will remember for as long as I live.
00:44:47.70,00:44:51.16
- Which could be about an hour.[br]- What do I got, an hour and a half?
00:44:51.34,00:44:53.50
You have nothing to worry about.[br]You're an innocent victim.
00:44:53.67,00:44:54.66
How so?
00:44:54.84,00:44:58.67
I know it and the cab driver knows it.[br]We both say it.
00:45:00.61,00:45:01.81
What happens to you?
00:45:01.98,00:45:05.07
I'll manage.[br]I've been in tougher jams before.
00:45:05.25,00:45:08.81
Back when Kennedy was president,[br]you saw the picture in the office?
00:45:08.99,00:45:11.05
- Yes, I did.[br]- He was crazy about me.
00:45:11.22,00:45:14.39
- I was very impressed.[br]- Honey, do you have the check?
00:45:14.56,00:45:16.22
Let me ask you about that.
00:45:16.40,00:45:19.33
What did that inscription mean,[br]"At least we tried"?
00:45:19.50,00:45:22.06
Bay of Pigs.[br]That referred to the Bay of Pigs.
00:45:22.23,00:45:24.70
You were involved[br]with the Bay of Pigs?
00:45:24.87,00:45:27.86
Involved? That was my idea.
00:45:28.04,00:45:29.37
I'll get this, Shel.
00:45:31.94,00:45:33.34
The Bay of Pigs.
00:45:33.51,00:45:35.00
You win some, you lose some.
00:45:35.91,00:45:38.78
- You gonna be home in about an hour?[br]- Why?
00:45:38.95,00:45:41.42
I wanna get that engraving[br]out of your house.
00:45:41.59,00:45:42.85
What engraving?
00:45:43.02,00:45:45.35
Last night, I left one[br]in your basement.
00:45:45.52,00:45:48.05
- An engraving from the bag?[br]- In my haste.
00:45:48.23,00:45:50.96
- In my basement?[br]- Why are you getting so excited?
00:45:51.13,00:45:53.12
Why am I getting so excited?
00:45:53.30,00:45:55.53
The central piece of evidence[br]in the biggest federal crime...
00:45:55.70,00:45:58.43
...since the atomic spy case[br]sits in my basement.
00:45:58.60,00:46:00.63
You wanna know[br]why I'm getting excited!
00:46:00.81,00:46:02.93
Go back to your lunches![br]Do I meddle in your business?
00:46:03.11,00:46:04.87
I want that thing[br]out of my house!
00:46:05.04,00:46:08.04
I'm getting to that.[br]Sit down. Finish your soup.
00:46:08.21,00:46:09.91
I don't wanna sit down![br]I don't want my soup!
00:46:10.08,00:46:12.07
- You hardly touched it.[br]- Stop with the soup!
00:46:12.25,00:46:13.68
Relax.
00:46:14.69,00:46:17.78
Now, the thing...[br]We'll call it the thing, okay, Shel?
00:46:17.96,00:46:21.72
I mean the engraving. The thing'll[br]be out of your house in two hours.
00:46:21.89,00:46:25.76
A man calling himself D. Tracy will[br]come to your house wearing galoshes.
00:46:25.93,00:46:28.33
- Give him the thing.[br]- Let me explain something.
00:46:28.50,00:46:32.03
If that thing isn't out of my house[br]in two hours, so help me God...
00:46:32.20,00:46:36.94
I understand your feelings, believe me.[br]But it's gonna be gone by 5:oo.
00:46:37.11,00:46:39.63
Years from now,[br]we'll look back on this thing...
00:46:39.81,00:46:42.80
...sitting around a Christmas tree,[br]and have a big laugh.
00:46:42.98,00:46:48.92
I gotta run, Sheldon.[br]Remember, D. Tracy, galoshes.
00:46:52.76,00:46:57.06
Complete stranger.[br]He sat down here next to me.
00:46:57.23,00:47:00.03
Never saw him before in my life.
00:47:08.67,00:47:11.94
I wish it was absurd,[br]but it's a very serious matter.
00:47:12.11,00:47:14.77
This is ridiculous.[br]I feel like Bonnie and Clyde.
00:47:14.95,00:47:16.81
Nothing else in the basement.
00:47:16.98,00:47:19.58
How long has your husband[br]practiced dentistry?
00:47:19.75,00:47:23.31
- He's had his own practice since 196o.[br]- Always in New York?
00:47:23.49,00:47:27.86
That's right. He shared a practice with[br]Dr. Weingart for two years in Brooklyn...
00:47:28.03,00:47:30.59
...then opened his own practice[br]in Manhattan.
00:47:30.76,00:47:33.73
He was sergeant-at-arms[br]at the Long Island Dentist Guild.
00:47:33.90,00:47:35.30
Always kept regular hours?
00:47:35.47,00:47:39.40
He comes through that door[br]at 7:oo every single evening.
00:47:39.57,00:47:41.06
Any tax trouble?
00:47:41.24,00:47:43.83
None. He overpays.
00:47:44.01,00:47:47.97
His accountant tells him to take[br]all these deductions, but he never does.
00:47:48.88,00:47:52.65
Could you tell me what this is all about?[br]What's with the engraving?
00:47:52.82,00:47:55.08
That's what we'd like to know.
00:47:55.25,00:47:59.28
If everything you've told us is accurate,[br]there's a very simple explanation.
00:47:59.62,00:48:03.06
This is so insane.[br]When you meet my father...
00:48:03.23,00:48:06.46
He's the least likely person[br]to be mixed up in anything.
00:48:13.74,00:48:15.21
BMW pulling in.
00:48:15.37,00:48:17.43
That's my husband.[br]Talk to him yourself.
00:48:23.75,00:48:24.81
Holy shit!
00:48:24.98,00:48:27.58
- BMW pulling out![br]- Let's go!
00:48:28.02,00:48:29.78
What's going on here?
00:48:30.59,00:48:33.11
I'm gonna tear[br]his goddamn heart out!
00:48:33.29,00:48:35.05
Come on. Let's go.
00:48:51.24,00:48:53.47
God, Mom, what is this?
00:48:53.71,00:48:56.20
- Of course.[br]- What?
00:48:56.38,00:48:58.98
- Who was in the basement last night?[br]- Who?
00:48:59.15,00:49:00.81
Jesus, Mr. Ricardo.
00:49:00.99,00:49:04.32
That crazy bastard! He's involved[br]your poor father in something.
00:49:22.77,00:49:26.11
I'll kill him![br]I swear to God, I'll kill him!
00:49:29.18,00:49:31.62
Oh, my God!
00:49:48.03,00:49:49.36
Watch out. Come on!
00:49:55.27,00:49:56.71
Look out!
00:50:17.16,00:50:19.19
Well, where the hell is he?
00:50:19.36,00:50:21.03
Check the corner!
00:50:33.78,00:50:35.84
Beautiful job, isn't it?
00:50:36.01,00:50:38.01
That'll be 3o bucks.
00:50:38.18,00:50:40.55
You can pay me,[br]my dad's having supper.
00:50:40.72,00:50:43.88
It's worth it. Man, believe me,[br]that's a quality paint job.
00:50:44.06,00:50:47.82
And it never wears out,[br]and you can't paint over it.
00:50:48.49,00:50:49.98
Do you have a phone?
00:50:50.16,00:50:52.03
- What?[br]- Phone! Phone!
00:50:52.20,00:50:53.93
Over there.
00:50:56.70,00:50:59.73
- Medium-rare all right for everybody?[br]- Well for me.
00:50:59.91,00:51:01.43
You asked for it, you got it.
00:51:01.61,00:51:05.54
- It's nice having Vince around.[br]- It took a wedding to do it.
00:51:05.71,00:51:07.74
Well worth it.[br]I'm having a wonderful time.
00:51:07.91,00:51:09.24
What do you think[br]of Tommy's in-laws?
00:51:09.41,00:51:12.01
Delightful, wonderful,[br]wonderful people.
00:51:12.18,00:51:17.21
I had this instant chemical reaction[br]that these were really special people.
00:51:17.66,00:51:18.68
I'll get it.
00:51:18.86,00:51:22.79
No, I'm expecting a call from Zurich.[br]You watch the chow.
00:51:23.63,00:51:26.19
Give my regards to the Swiss.
00:51:32.84,00:51:36.97
I have flames on my car.[br]I have flames on my car!
00:51:37.14,00:51:40.74
Shel, you're very excited.[br]I don't know what you're saying.
00:51:41.65,00:51:43.24
Who?
00:51:44.25,00:51:46.55
Holy Christ.
00:51:46.89,00:51:48.94
They chased you?
00:51:49.89,00:51:53.52
Shel, I don't understand what[br]you're saying about these flames.
00:51:53.76,00:51:57.19
No! No, don't go home[br]under any circumstances.
00:51:57.36,00:52:00.39
If it's really the Treasury,[br]you'll get arrested.
00:52:00.57,00:52:04.63
Well, what do I do, Vince? I tell you[br]sincerely, I do not wanna go to jail.
00:52:04.80,00:52:06.24
I don't wanna get arrested.
00:52:06.40,00:52:10.81
Shel, what I would very much like[br]for you to do, the minute you hang up...
00:52:10.98,00:52:15.35
...is drive like a bat out of hell[br]down to McGraw Airfield in New Jersey.
00:52:15.51,00:52:19.54
It's near Lodi, off Route 46.[br]I'll be waiting.
00:52:19.72,00:52:24.49
Airfield? You're going where?[br]Scranton, Pennsylvania? What for?
00:52:24.66,00:52:27.49
I'll be gone a couple of hours,[br]if you wanna join me.
00:52:27.66,00:52:30.03
Yeah, but what about[br]the Treasury Department?
00:52:30.20,00:52:33.32
Don't tell me not to get excited![br]They're chasing me all over New Jersey!
00:52:33.50,00:52:38.44
Come with me to Scranton. By the time[br]you get back, this thing will be resolved.
00:52:38.60,00:52:41.37
The hamburgers are getting cold.
00:52:41.84,00:52:44.07
Shel, the end is in sight.[br]I assure you.
00:52:44.24,00:52:49.51
Now, take off.[br]McGraw Airfield. Route 46.
00:52:49.68,00:52:52.45
There are signs,[br]just follow them.
00:52:52.62,00:52:56.25
Right. Now, come on, let's get going.
00:53:30.92,00:53:32.62
That's wrong.
00:53:49.24,00:53:51.90
I got it now. Okay.
00:53:52.51,00:53:54.21
Here we go.
00:55:51.10,00:55:55.40
The ocean. It's over the ocean[br]to Scranton, Pennsylvania?
00:55:57.84,00:56:00.36
- Why are we flying over the ocean?[br]- Shel...
00:56:00.64,00:56:02.61
...that's what I wanted[br]to talk to you about.
00:56:02.77,00:56:05.40
There's been a slight change[br]in our flight plan.
00:56:05.58,00:56:06.87
We're not going to Scranton?
00:56:07.05,00:56:11.07
We're going to Scranton, but we wanna[br]make a quick stop somewhere else first.
00:56:11.45,00:56:14.68
- Where? Where do we have to stop?[br]- Tijada.
00:56:14.85,00:56:19.92
- What's Tijada?[br]- It's a tiny island, south of Honduras.
00:56:20.53,00:56:21.38
Honduras?
00:56:21.38,00:56:24.96
Right. I think you'll[br]find it fascinating.
00:57:12.64,00:57:13.63
Very lovely.
00:57:20.95,00:57:23.11
Isn't he a sweetheart?
00:57:24.12,00:57:26.52
If Chiang Kai-shek[br]ever made it to the mainland...
00:57:26.69,00:57:29.59
...Billy and Bing would have been[br]co-anchormen on the news in China.
00:57:29.76,00:57:32.29
That's how beloved they were.
00:57:33.33,00:57:35.80
You're furious at me, right?
00:57:37.24,00:57:42.94
The amazing thing is how grateful you're[br]gonna be to me when this is all over.
00:57:43.11,00:57:45.91
I'm serious. From here on in,[br]it's strictly routine.
00:57:46.08,00:57:48.38
We're out of the country.[br]We're home free.
00:57:48.55,00:57:51.98
From here on in, all that happens...[br]You interested in this?
00:57:53.62,00:57:58.82
All that happens is that we're met at[br]the airport by Sen. Jesus Braunschweiger.
00:57:58.99,00:58:01.93
He's a corrupt member[br]of the Tijadan Legislature.
00:58:02.09,00:58:03.96
He checks out the engraving.
00:58:04.13,00:58:08.12
We go to the hotel, we wash up,[br]we have a couple of beers.
00:58:08.30,00:58:12.74
Late in the afternoon, we see Gen. Garcia,[br]the head of the Latin American syndicate.
00:58:12.90,00:58:16.67
We hand him the engravings,[br]he hands us 2o million bucks.
00:58:16.84,00:58:19.00
Bingo, we got him red-handed.
00:58:19.18,00:58:21.58
Then what happens,[br]another little shootout?
00:58:21.75,00:58:24.44
Shootout? No.
00:58:25.38,00:58:28.01
You've seen too many movies, Shel.
00:59:54.97,00:59:56.60
What he said.
00:59:58.68,01:00:00.11
Jesus.
01:00:00.98,01:00:01.97
Vince.
01:00:03.18,01:00:05.62
- He's a crook?[br]- They're all crooks down here.
01:00:05.78,01:00:07.61
This one don't make[br]any bones about it.
01:00:07.79,01:00:09.98
Welcome to Tijada.
01:00:13.36,01:00:14.98
Hit the dirt!
01:00:16.56,01:00:18.29
Is he dead?
01:00:18.46,01:00:20.49
If he's alive, he's putting on[br]a hell of an act.
01:00:22.43,01:00:24.09
Roll over!
01:00:28.84,01:00:30.47
They're taking off without us!
01:00:30.64,01:00:33.37
- That's standard procedure.[br]- What?
01:00:33.54,01:00:36.31
- Gotta make a run for his car![br]- We'll never make it!
01:00:36.48,01:00:38.81
We'll never make it lying here,[br]that's for sure!
01:00:38.98,01:00:39.97
- Are you ready?[br]- No.
01:00:41.79,01:00:43.01
Now I'm ready.
01:00:44.09,01:00:46.02
Serpentine!
01:00:46.19,01:00:48.49
- What?[br]- Serpentine!
01:00:51.20,01:00:52.66
Serpentine!
01:00:55.60,01:00:57.09
Shel!
01:01:07.88,01:01:10.61
- Where the hell are the keys?[br]- Are you kidding me?
01:01:10.78,01:01:12.44
Out of the car!
01:01:15.39,01:01:17.72
- They must be in his pocket.[br]- I'll get them.
01:01:17.89,01:01:21.76
I'll get them. I'd rather die running[br]than be left here alone.
01:01:21.93,01:01:24.62
- You don't know what you're saying.[br]- I can't take it.
01:01:24.80,01:01:28.56
The idea of you out there dead.[br]And me alone here with the bullets.
01:01:28.73,01:01:30.56
- I can't take it.[br]- Are you serious?
01:01:30.74,01:01:31.90
I can't stay here.
01:01:32.07,01:01:34.87
- Okay! But remember, serpentine![br]- Absolutely!
01:01:35.04,01:01:36.84
What a guy.
01:01:43.41,01:01:45.41
You're dead, right?
01:01:45.75,01:01:47.24
Good.
01:01:56.36,01:01:59.26
Serpentine, Shel! Serpentine!
01:02:43.27,01:02:45.07
Got a little time now, Shel.
01:02:45.24,01:02:47.68
Why don't you lie down,[br]grab yourself a nap?
01:02:53.52,01:02:58.42
Well, you can imagine how I felt, general,[br]seeing him dead on the runway like that.
01:02:58.59,01:03:02.12
No, I said, "Hello, Jesus,"[br]and he said, "Hello, Vince."
01:03:02.29,01:03:04.99
It came as a complete surprise.
01:03:05.83,01:03:08.73
I agree, it must have been anarchists.
01:03:08.90,01:03:10.27
Hookers?
01:03:10.43,01:03:14.56
That's very kind of you, but we're anxious[br]to wrap this up and get home.
01:03:14.74,01:03:17.94
Out, out! Get out! Out!
01:03:19.44,01:03:21.91
As quickly as possible, general.
01:03:22.08,01:03:25.14
No, we'll take a cab.[br]We had a little trouble with the car.
01:03:25.32,01:03:30.08
The windows weren't functioning properly.[br]Isn't that always the case? Right.
01:03:30.25,01:03:33.09
- Where you going, Shel?[br]- Lobby. To look at a magazine.
01:03:33.26,01:03:36.26
All right. Stay close.[br]We'll be leaving soon.
01:03:36.26,01:03:37.02
Oh, good.
01:03:37.80,01:03:41.13
Now, exactly where are you located,[br]general?
01:03:41.67,01:03:45.63
5o1 United Fruit Boulevard...
01:03:45.80,01:03:49.74
...via the General Garcia Toll Bridge.[br]Fine.
01:03:49.91,01:03:53.07
It's a very fitting monument to you, sir.
01:03:53.34,01:03:55.97
Yes, better than a statue.
01:03:56.15,01:03:58.31
Now, do you have the money?
01:03:58.48,01:03:59.71
Right.
01:04:00.48,01:04:02.54
No, general, it's...
01:04:02.72,01:04:06.38
It's 1 o million in an attach� case.
01:04:06.56,01:04:08.65
Attach�.
01:04:08.83,01:04:14.20
And 1 o million wrapped in two[br]small packages of 5 million each.
01:04:14.57,01:04:18.30
Perfect. No, the Treasury Department[br]never knew what hit them.
01:05:06.68,01:05:09.92
Operator, hab/a usted ing/�s?
01:05:10.45,01:05:14.55
Good. I need the American Embassy, please.[br]It's urgent. I'm in great danger.
01:05:24.60,01:05:26.33
Barry Lutz, Intelligence.
01:05:26.50,01:05:30.13
Mr. Lutz, I may sound a little incoherent,[br]but when you hear my situation...
01:05:30.31,01:05:31.87
...you'll understand why.
01:05:32.04,01:05:35.21
My name is Kornpett. I'm a D. D. S.[br]in the greater New York area.
01:05:35.38,01:05:39.61
I reside in New Jersey. And I'm a normal[br]and patriotic American citizen.
01:05:39.78,01:05:43.15
Now, I'm in Tijada right now.[br]I'm in Tijada, yes.
01:05:43.32,01:05:45.55
I'm here with a man who works[br]for the CIA.
01:05:45.72,01:05:49.85
And he's got me involved in some scheme[br]concerning a general down here.
01:05:50.03,01:05:53.72
Well, my life has been in almost[br]constant jeopardy for 24 hours now.
01:05:53.90,01:05:56.92
I keep getting shot at,[br]and I can't handle it anymore.
01:06:02.81,01:06:05.71
His name is Vince Ricardo.
01:06:05.88,01:06:07.21
Why are you laughing?
01:06:08.98,01:06:13.42
You're with Vince Ricardo?[br]How much insurance do you carry?
01:06:13.58,01:06:16.95
Christ. No. No, not anymore.
01:06:17.12,01:06:20.72
He was thrown out of the agency[br]late last year on a mental...
01:06:20.89,01:06:23.55
A mental, you heard me right.
01:06:23.76,01:06:25.70
He's a wild man, that's why.
01:06:25.86,01:06:30.27
He'd go into dangerous situations without[br]any rhyme or reason and just improvise.
01:06:30.43,01:06:32.60
Totally ass-backwards.
01:06:32.77,01:06:36.10
The worst thing was that we lost[br]six men teamed with him.
01:06:36.27,01:06:39.50
Horrible, gruesome deaths too.
01:06:39.68,01:06:41.54
Yeah, a real nightmare.
01:06:41.71,01:06:44.77
- You're with him now?[br]- Yeah, he's got these engravings.
01:06:44.95,01:06:47.85
He's trying to crack[br]this international currency thing.
01:06:48.02,01:06:50.32
I don't know, it's not my kind of...
01:06:50.49,01:06:53.15
No, we're just related[br]by a pending marriage.
01:06:53.32,01:06:55.26
His son is marrying my daughter.
01:06:55.43,01:06:57.79
Sunday.[br]Thank you.
01:07:00.87,01:07:04.96
He's a little strange, but there's also[br]something lovable about the guy.
01:07:05.14,01:07:08.77
Sure, he's lovable,[br]but he's completely out of his mind.
01:07:08.94,01:07:11.64
I could tell you stories...
01:07:11.81,01:07:13.37
Listen, listen.
01:07:13.54,01:07:16.67
Do yourself, do your family,[br]do me a favor:
01:07:16.85,01:07:19.04
Just stay the hell away from him.
01:07:19.22,01:07:22.19
Yeah. Sure. Glad to be of service.
01:07:29.69,01:07:31.79
I thought you were[br]getting a magazine.
01:07:31.79,01:07:34.10
Well, all they had[br]was Hustler in Spanish.
01:07:34.27,01:07:36.26
El Hustlero.
01:07:36.43,01:07:39.10
- You made a call.[br]- Yes, I did.
01:07:39.27,01:07:41.83
- You called the agency?[br]- Yes, I did.
01:07:42.01,01:07:43.13
What did they say?
01:07:43.31,01:07:47.80
They said you were kicked out because[br]you were A: dangerous and B: crazy.
01:07:48.21,01:07:51.24
- They really said that?[br]- Oh, yes.
01:07:57.45,01:08:01.12
You don't have a heart condition[br]or anything, do you, Shel?
01:08:01.29,01:08:02.92
- Get off of me.[br]- Listen to me.
01:08:03.09,01:08:06.89
You're a stranger, you call the agency,[br]what do you think they'd say?
01:08:07.06,01:08:08.93
I don't know and I don't care.
01:08:09.10,01:08:13.59
You could be a foreign agent, so they say[br]I'm washed up, out of the business, nuts.
01:08:13.77,01:08:15.74
- Are you gonna get off me?[br]- Not yet.
01:08:15.91,01:08:18.90
They did the correct thing[br]telling you that I was nuts.
01:08:19.08,01:08:22.91
Do you understand that?[br]It was simply a fabrication?
01:08:23.08,01:08:26.35
- Lf I say yes, will you get off me?[br]- Lf it's a sincere yes.
01:08:26.92,01:08:29.10
Then the answer is yes. I believe it was
01:08:29.11,01:08:31.68
simply a fabrication[br]to get me off the trail.
01:08:31.86,01:08:34.55
I knew you'd understand.
01:08:38.00,01:08:39.22
- Let's go.[br]- No way.
01:08:39.40,01:08:40.83
What's this "no way"?
01:08:41.00,01:08:44.90
No way is no way. I'm off the case here,[br]I'm done with this nonsense.
01:08:46.07,01:08:48.44
I just explained it was a fabrication...
01:08:48.61,01:08:52.94
It makes no difference if you're sane[br]or crazy, if you're with the agency or not.
01:08:53.11,01:08:56.34
- I hate all of this.[br]- From here on in, it's cut and dried.
01:08:56.51,01:08:58.48
- It's not cut and it's not dried.[br]- It is.
01:08:58.65,01:09:02.45
We go to the general,[br]drop off the engravings.
01:09:04.76,01:09:08.99
If it's so cut and dried,[br]you don't need me, right? Go in peace.
01:09:09.16,01:09:12.06
I'll fly home.[br]If the Treasury Department is waiting...
01:09:12.23,01:09:15.93
...I'll tell them what little I know.[br]They'll probably feel sorry for me.
01:09:16.10,01:09:19.66
But I will not be shot at any longer.[br]Is that clear?
01:09:19.84,01:09:21.83
Okay. Really.
01:09:22.01,01:09:26.10
I can understand, a person[br]with your background, it's difficult.
01:09:26.28,01:09:29.41
If you like, I'll wait here at the hotel.[br]But no more running.
01:09:29.58,01:09:33.81
No more shooting.[br]From here on in, I'm a bystander.
01:09:34.15,01:09:35.71
Okay.
01:09:36.59,01:09:38.35
When you're right, you're right.
01:09:38.52,01:09:40.92
Just don't go home without me,[br]huh, Shel?
01:09:41.09,01:09:43.56
Jesus, I couldn't take[br]that kind of rejection.
01:09:43.73,01:09:47.03
We'll go home with Billy and Bing,[br]have a few laughs. Okay?
01:09:47.70,01:09:50.53
- You gonna be long?[br]- I'll be back within an hour.
01:09:50.70,01:09:51.93
Okay.
01:09:52.10,01:09:56.04
That's kind of you, Shel.[br]I really appreciate that.
01:10:02.28,01:10:03.77
Taxi, se�or?
01:10:03.95,01:10:08.08
5o1 United Fruit Boulevard.[br]Pronto.
01:10:19.36,01:10:21.52
Oh, God.
01:10:22.67,01:10:23.72
I can't...
01:10:25.97,01:10:27.49
Wait!
01:10:28.04,01:10:29.44
Vince!
01:10:34.55,01:10:37.14
Jesus Christ, what the hell was that?
01:11:09.05,01:11:10.38
Vince!
01:11:10.55,01:11:12.34
- Shelley?[br]- Stop the car!
01:11:12.85,01:11:16.08
It's Sheldon. It's me up here, Vince.
01:11:16.25,01:11:19.12
- Can you stop the car?[br]- Maybe you're right, Shel.
01:11:19.29,01:11:20.85
Maybe you're right.
01:11:21.56,01:11:22.75
Oh, dear.
01:11:26.03,01:11:28.46
It's a piece of cake.
01:11:30.27,01:11:32.43
Piece of cake, Shel.
01:11:32.60,01:11:35.63
Vince, stop the car!
01:11:48.02,01:11:50.89
- You okay?[br]- Yeah, I think so.
01:11:51.05,01:11:53.58
You can't blame me for this.[br]You volunteered.
01:11:54.32,01:11:56.76
And a wonderful gesture it was.
01:12:02.60,01:12:04.00
Let's go.
01:12:04.17,01:12:06.47
Stay low, Sheldon.
01:12:06.64,01:12:08.47
Stay low.
01:12:12.38,01:12:16.18
Sheldon, come here.[br]Come here, Sheldon. Come on!
01:12:16.41,01:12:19.47
- Grab him by his shoulder and pull.[br]- All right.
01:12:19.65,01:12:22.68
Stay down, Shel. Stay down.
01:12:22.92,01:12:24.82
Stay low, Sheldon.
01:12:38.24,01:12:39.86
What a guy.
01:12:47.54,01:12:50.01
Get in the cab, Shel.
01:13:00.06,01:13:02.12
In the cab, Shel.
01:13:03.09,01:13:07.03
- That was a magnificent thing you did.[br]- It was instinct. I went crazy.
01:13:07.20,01:13:08.63
It was pure heroism.
01:13:08.80,01:13:11.60
Don't think I don't know[br]how deeply you feel about me.
01:13:11.77,01:13:13.24
It gives me a warm feeling.
01:13:20.34,01:13:23.97
Okay, hang on, this is gonna be[br]a little rough.
01:13:41.90,01:13:46.46
Next time we're in Tijada, don't let me[br]forget, they make a chicken sandwich here.
01:13:46.64,01:13:50.57
They serve it on a hard roll, they[br]heat it up. With orange juice, you know.
01:13:50.74,01:13:56.30
Grande, a big one. Or pineapple juice.[br]And coffee. Do you take coffee, Shel?
01:13:56.48,01:13:59.24
Espresso, with that beautiful foam.
01:13:59.42,01:14:01.61
Oh, Jesus, pigs.
01:14:07.46,01:14:09.52
Don't they squeal when they die?
01:14:09.69,01:14:11.82
No. The pig is alive, Shel.
01:14:12.00,01:14:16.19
I'm such a great driver, it's[br]incomprehensible they took my license away.
01:14:54.74,01:14:56.43
Okay.
01:14:56.81,01:14:58.10
What are you doing?
01:15:24.74,01:15:25.79
Again?
01:15:57.87,01:15:59.96
Okay.
01:16:17.49,01:16:20.12
Holy shit!
01:16:22.53,01:16:25.98
Now that was a little close.[br]I admit it. I cut it a little fine.
01:16:31.40,01:16:33.93
Coming through! Emergency!
01:16:34.10,01:16:36.87
- Out of the way, please, emergency![br]- Jesus Christ!
01:16:37.04,01:16:39.57
Out of the way, please![br]It's an emergency!
01:16:39.74,01:16:41.57
Coming through!
01:17:07.70,01:17:12.57
Okay, sometimes I'm so smart[br]I scare myself.
01:17:30.06,01:17:34.33
I gotta give you credit, Vince,[br]you son of a gun, you!
01:18:03.53,01:18:05.19
What's the story on this guy?
01:18:05.36,01:18:06.52
The general?
01:18:06.70,01:18:08.29
A very interesting gentleman.
01:18:08.47,01:18:09.73
Two things, Shel:
01:18:09.90,01:18:13.03
- Don't say anything about his scar.[br]- What scar?
01:18:13.20,01:18:16.26
You'll see it, but don't see it.[br]You follow my drift?
01:18:16.44,01:18:19.81
The other thing, be sure to compliment[br]his art collection.
01:18:21.34,01:18:25.97
- Vince, my good friend.[br]- Mein Genera/.
01:18:27.28,01:18:28.91
- A "Z"?[br]- What?
01:18:29.09,01:18:30.11
A "Z"?
01:18:30.29,01:18:33.02
General, I'd like you to meet[br]Dr. Sheldon Kornpett.
01:18:33.19,01:18:37.09
Sheldon has provided invaluable assistance[br]to the success of this mission.
01:18:37.26,01:18:39.29
He did? Dr. Kornpett.
01:18:39.46,01:18:42.16
Please, gentlemen, enter.
01:18:46.40,01:18:50.81
You notice my friend?[br]This is Se�or Pepe.
01:18:50.97,01:18:55.31
"Hello."[br]Se�or Pepe, do you like these men?
01:18:56.41,01:18:58.31
"Very much."
01:18:58.75,01:19:03.05
Shall we invite these men to sit down?
01:19:03.95,01:19:08.91
Se�or Pepe, would you like[br]to give these men a kiss?
01:19:13.53,01:19:15.69
He's nice?[br]"Very nice."
01:19:17.17,01:19:19.07
He's nice?[br]"He's nice.
01:19:19.24,01:19:21.43
He is very handsome!"
01:19:21.71,01:19:25.80
- All right, that's enough.[br]- General, that's a hell of an act.
01:19:25.98,01:19:28.07
You're a very gifted man.
01:19:29.75,01:19:30.74
We go in.
01:19:31.72,01:19:35.05
- He's a raving fruitcake.[br]- Don't underestimate him.
01:19:35.22,01:19:36.45
- The art.[br]- The art.
01:19:36.62,01:19:40.22
General, your art collection[br]never fails to take my breath away.
01:19:40.39,01:19:42.52
The toreador's wonderful.
01:19:42.69,01:19:45.89
- I paid $5o, ooo for this.[br]- Jesus, what a schmuck.
01:19:46.06,01:19:47.05
Shut up.
01:19:47.23,01:19:52.40
This tiger I recently purchased[br]for only $25, ooo.
01:19:52.57,01:19:56.16
I believe it is one of his best.[br]Note the plasticity...
01:19:56.34,01:19:58.93
...the Renaissance use of perspective.
01:19:59.11,01:20:03.31
- He got the stripes perfectly.[br]- That's right. Notice the whiskers.
01:20:03.48,01:20:05.78
My God, you could almost touch them.
01:20:05.95,01:20:09.04
That's the tip-off to a great work of art.
01:20:09.22,01:20:13.42
- Not everybody appreciates genius.[br]- There are a lot of boors in the world.
01:20:13.59,01:20:18.55
You can say that twice. I commission[br]this great man to do a new flag...
01:20:18.73,01:20:21.09
...and there is such screaming...
01:20:22.07,01:20:23.62
I show you.
01:20:33.34,01:20:36.01
Now, this is a flag.
01:20:36.18,01:20:39.05
Take your breath away.[br]Can you believe that?
01:20:39.22,01:20:41.71
General, it's magn�fico.
01:20:41.89,01:20:44.29
And is that Mrs. General there?
01:20:46.82,01:20:50.73
This is a girl from the village.[br]This is a prostitute.
01:20:51.26,01:20:56.36
If it was not for the church, this[br]flag would today be flying at the U. N.
01:20:56.53,01:20:59.99
But no, they stand in the way![br]They stand in the way!
01:21:00.17,01:21:03.14
General, the world is full[br]of reactionaries...
01:21:03.31,01:21:07.14
...people with small minds...[br]- What? You are thirsty?
01:21:10.38,01:21:13.98
He wants cold water, Shel.[br]That's what that means.
01:21:17.92,01:21:19.18
All right?
01:21:26.13,01:21:27.56
General...
01:21:29.80,01:21:32.29
- Down to business.[br]- That's right, sir.
01:21:32.47,01:21:33.96
Do you have the money?
01:21:40.94,01:21:43.82
These are the best[br]security men in the world.
01:21:43.83,01:21:46.78
They used to work for[br]J. C. Penney in Detroit.
01:21:46.95,01:21:49.78
If I'm not mistaken,[br]I once bought a comb there.
01:21:49.95,01:21:53.75
As a matter of fact, I did, Shel,[br]a little pocket comb.
01:22:01.43,01:22:03.59
Ten million exactamente.
01:22:03.77,01:22:05.20
And the other 1 o?
01:22:06.34,01:22:11.14
- These are small enough?[br]- They're fine. Perfect.
01:22:11.31,01:22:13.14
- Sheldon.[br]- What's that?
01:22:13.31,01:22:15.57
Five million bucks. Hang on to it.
01:22:15.75,01:22:17.61
Five million dollars?
01:22:17.85,01:22:23.08
General, it gives me[br]great pleasure to present...
01:22:35.93,01:22:37.37
Beautiful.
01:22:37.53,01:22:41.70
Made by Uncle Sam with his own[br]greedy little fingers.
01:22:53.35,01:22:57.15
- Would you like to see?[br]- Love to, general. Shel, you too.
01:22:57.32,01:22:59.72
This is extremely educational.
01:23:01.19,01:23:05.15
- When are you gonna arrest him?[br]- Nobody is arresting nobody.
01:23:05.33,01:23:07.92
- Why not?[br]- Just go with the flow, Shel.
01:23:08.10,01:23:10.26
What flow? There isn't any flow.
01:23:11.57,01:23:14.13
These are engravings[br]from all over the world.
01:23:14.30,01:23:17.57
This is unbelievable, general.[br]I'm very impressed.
01:23:17.74,01:23:19.61
We are ready.
01:23:19.78,01:23:22.57
- How much you gonna run off?[br]- 3oo billion.
01:23:22.75,01:23:24.77
- That'll do it.[br]- Sounds like plenty.
01:23:24.95,01:23:28.61
Is a lot, huh? We will bring[br]the Western banks to their knees.
01:23:28.79,01:23:32.24
- Me, and my good American friends.[br]- It's a wonderful thing.
01:23:32.42,01:23:34.46
I don't know when I've felt so proud.
01:23:34.46,01:23:36.92
In 72 hours, the[br]world's monetary system...
01:23:37.09,01:23:40.59
...will collapse like a wet taco![br]- A very fine analogy.
01:23:40.76,01:23:43.06
Blood will run in the streets of Zurich.
01:23:43.23,01:23:46.20
German bankers will throw themselves[br]under the trolley.
01:23:46.37,01:23:48.52
Widows and orphans[br]will be left penniless.
01:23:48.52,01:23:49.24
Sounds good.
01:23:49.41,01:23:53.40
There will be panic, looting,[br]rioting in the streets, and suicides!
01:23:54.01,01:23:55.24
Fabulous.
01:23:55.41,01:23:59.81
And you, my dear,[br]sweet American friends...
01:24:00.65,01:24:03.71
...you were here, right at the start.
01:24:04.85,01:24:07.69
Come, we celebrate.
01:24:41.09,01:24:44.42
This chicken's really sensational![br]Wanna give out the recipe?
01:24:44.59,01:24:46.82
No, is old Tijada secret.
01:24:47.00,01:24:50.90
- The pollo must be marinated for[br]six weeks. - It's very good.
01:24:51.07,01:24:56.90
- You don't get this stuff in New York.[br]- Vince, you are not hungry? You just pick?
01:24:57.07,01:24:59.91
"He just pick, pick, pick."
01:25:00.08,01:25:02.34
It kills me the way you do that.
01:25:02.51,01:25:06.97
He no like the food?[br]"No, no, he no like the food."
01:25:07.15,01:25:10.18
It's just that my[br]stomach is a little upset.
01:25:10.18,01:25:13.02
I have to stay away[br]from marinated birds.
01:25:13.59,01:25:15.82
Did I just hear a doorbell?
01:25:16.46,01:25:19.99
- Bravo, bravo, bravo.[br]- Excellent, excellent.
01:25:20.16,01:25:22.56
The New Red Army Choir.
01:25:23.90,01:25:27.43
Oh, yes, extremely gifted.
01:25:34.98,01:25:37.97
And now, my friends, a special surprise.
01:25:38.15,01:25:40.41
Please, follow me.
01:25:41.82,01:25:45.08
General, what's the traffic like[br]this time of day?
01:25:45.36,01:25:50.73
I'm having a good time. He's a dictator,[br]but there's something innocent about him.
01:25:50.89,01:25:54.23
Yes, extremely innocent.[br]I think my hearing's shot.
01:25:54.40,01:25:56.87
- Did you just hear a helicopter?[br]- No.
01:25:59.14,01:26:03.09
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Come.
01:26:07.24,01:26:12.31
I would like to present you with the[br]coveted General Garcia Medal of Freedom.
01:26:12.48,01:26:14.64
Oh, general, how nice.
01:26:14.82,01:26:19.58
My wonderful American friends.[br]My brave American friends.
01:26:19.76,01:26:21.95
May I share something with you?
01:26:22.13,01:26:25.75
I am a pacifist by nature[br]with a deep Quaker belief...
01:26:25.93,01:26:28.76
...in the sanctity of human life.
01:26:29.07,01:26:31.76
I wish I had the choice but to kill you.
01:26:32.10,01:26:33.50
What did he say?
01:26:33.67,01:26:34.97
You heard right.
01:26:43.51,01:26:46.28
- Okay, what's our next move?[br]- Move?
01:26:46.45,01:26:49.58
- No more moves. This is it.[br]- No kidding around. What?
01:26:49.75,01:26:52.78
- That's all she wrote.[br]- Come on, what's the plan?
01:26:52.96,01:26:55.86
I'm wide open,[br]what do you got in mind?
01:26:59.46,01:27:01.43
- Can't we create a diversion?[br]- Like what?
01:27:01.60,01:27:05.69
- You're the expert, think of something![br]- I'll give it a shot.
01:27:06.47,01:27:08.06
General?
01:27:08.37,01:27:10.90
May I interject for a moment, please?
01:27:12.84,01:27:14.21
General...
01:27:15.48,01:27:17.78
...spare this man.
01:27:17.95,01:27:20.58
This man, Sheldon Kornpett...
01:27:20.75,01:27:22.62
Shelley, I call him...
01:27:22.79,01:27:25.35
...he's a great dentist from New York...
01:27:25.52,01:27:29.25
...a city in which, as you[br]probably know, general...
01:27:29.43,01:27:33.56
...there are thousands[br]of Spanish-speaking people who stand...
01:27:33.73,01:27:36.06
...in dire need of extensive bridgework...
01:27:36.23,01:27:39.72
...and this man's death, I'm afraid...
01:27:39.90,01:27:44.13
...would be a crushing blow[br]to whatever small hopes they might have...
01:27:44.31,01:27:48.64
...for a healthier set of teeth and gums.
01:27:49.05,01:27:51.91
That was it? The dental thing?[br]I'm a dead man!
01:27:52.08,01:27:56.14
But they will have great memories of you.
01:28:00.26,01:28:05.13
This is it! My life is over. 43 years.
01:28:05.29,01:28:08.89
I've only had four women,[br]two of them my wife.
01:28:09.07,01:28:13.80
Once before and once afterwards.[br]Even in the Army I never fooled around.
01:28:13.97,01:28:18.84
I'm not one to pat myself on the back,[br]but I could've told you he'd blow sky-high.
01:28:19.08,01:28:20.36
He's not equipped.
01:28:20.36,01:28:23.51
My father, I never[br]called him. Now he's dead!
01:28:23.68,01:28:27.67
Could we have a sedative for Shel, here?[br]This is not right.
01:28:27.85,01:28:28.87
I have no drugs.
01:28:29.05,01:28:32.49
- An aspirin then?[br]- I have no aspirins, only herbal teas.
01:28:32.66,01:28:35.82
- Fine, get the tea.[br]- There is no time for tea.
01:28:37.56,01:28:40.26
I insist on at least a blindfold for Shel.
01:28:40.43,01:28:43.16
I have no blindfolds.[br]This is a poor country!
01:28:43.33,01:28:49.24
I hate to be a pain in the ass about this,[br]but the Geneva Convention stipulates...
01:28:49.41,01:28:53.54
...that firing squad victims,[br]and we fall into that category...
01:28:53.71,01:28:56.87
...are to be given the[br]option of a blindfold.
01:28:57.05,01:29:00.85
- You can be reported![br]- Who will report me? Your ghost?
01:29:01.38,01:29:04.65
Is your ghost going to report me?
01:29:05.32,01:29:09.05
General, I insist on at least[br]a blindfold for Shel here.
01:29:09.33,01:29:11.79
Come on, be a man! Please be a man!
01:29:11.96,01:29:15.83
I have to shoot you and do my business![br]Stand up! Be a man!
01:29:16.00,01:29:20.96
I hate to go through this thing[br]without at least the option of a blindfold!
01:29:23.91,01:29:26.00
You won't forget I did this?
01:29:26.41,01:29:29.00
We're supposed to have cigarettes.
01:29:29.51,01:29:34.64
If you know my heart, as you say you do...[br]But it's been simple negligence...
01:29:35.65,01:29:37.81
- What was that?[br]- A cigarette!
01:29:37.99,01:29:40.01
- I don't smoke.[br]- This isn't lit.
01:29:43.66,01:29:45.63
My cigarette isn't...
01:29:46.40,01:29:49.26
- Am I shot? Am I shot?[br]- I don't know.
01:29:53.17,01:29:54.80
- Get down![br]- What?
01:29:54.97,01:29:56.70
- Get down.[br]- I can't hear you.
01:29:56.87,01:29:58.43
Can you get down?
01:29:58.61,01:30:00.67
- Get down! Are you down?[br]- Yeah!
01:30:10.82,01:30:12.79
- Move![br]- I can try.
01:30:12.96,01:30:15.25
Are you moving? Keep moving!
01:30:45.99,01:30:48.15
- Vince?[br]- Barry?
01:30:48.32,01:30:49.45
Get up.
01:30:49.63,01:30:51.25
Shel, we can get up now.
01:30:51.43,01:30:54.02
Where were you?[br]We almost croaked here!
01:30:54.20,01:30:56.72
- Traffic was brutal.[br]- You knew he was coming?
01:30:56.90,01:30:58.20
Shelley Kornpett?
01:30:58.37,01:30:59.36
Barry Lutz.
01:30:59.54,01:31:02.66
- We talked on the phone.[br]- Sorry about the runaround.
01:31:02.84,01:31:06.27
I'm sure you understand now.[br]Where are the engravings?
01:31:06.44,01:31:10.54
He's got a vault behind a tiger painting.[br]We almost got killed!
01:31:10.71,01:31:14.65
- You made all that up about him?[br]- We had to keep you in the dark.
01:31:15.05,01:31:18.51
- Vince, the money?[br]- It's over here. The whole schmeer.
01:31:18.69,01:31:22.89
- And we got another 1 o...[br]- And it's in thousands. Stacks of 5o.
01:31:23.06,01:31:27.26
- There's more. We got...[br]- Yeah, a lot more to the story, Barry.
01:31:27.43,01:31:28.17
Beautiful.
01:31:28.17,01:31:31.13
- There is another 1 o[br]million! I give him 2o!
01:31:31.30,01:31:35.67
- Of course you did, general.[br]- It's true. This bandido has another 1 o!
01:31:35.84,01:31:37.17
Get him out of here.
01:31:41.94,01:31:45.54
Guys, you did fantastic work.
01:31:46.92,01:31:49.21
- Relieved?[br]- Oh, yes.
01:31:49.55,01:31:51.92
- Great feeling, ain't it?[br]- Yes, it is.
01:31:52.09,01:31:56.65
We'd love to stand around and schmooze[br]but our kids are getting married tomorrow.
01:31:57.13,01:31:59.89
I couldn't be happier for both of you.
01:32:00.06,01:32:03.33
- I guess I won't see you until Wednesday?[br]- Wednesday?
01:32:03.97,01:32:06.16
We have a date in Peru.
01:32:08.94,01:32:10.27
I don't think so.
01:32:10.61,01:32:13.51
Sorry to run, but we gotta catch a plane.
01:32:20.48,01:32:22.97
Hey, wait a minute.
01:32:28.66,01:32:31.25
What do you mean?[br]You're quitting the agency?
01:32:31.43,01:32:35.99
I've had it. My kid's getting married.[br]There's gonna be grandchildren.
01:32:36.17,01:32:39.69
- I'm tired. It's over.[br]- Take a desk job.
01:32:39.94,01:32:42.20
No, that's not for me.
01:32:42.37,01:32:46.77
I'll tell you something else,[br]I don't believe in this crap anymore.
01:32:46.94,01:32:50.54
It used to be like cowboys and Indians.[br]Now...
01:32:50.85,01:32:54.81
I almost died for the international[br]monetary system. What the hell is that?
01:32:55.35,01:32:58.51
The family took a vote.[br]We want him out of this.
01:33:03.26,01:33:05.73
You can make it on your pension?
01:33:05.90,01:33:07.59
I'll give it a shot.
01:34:02.22,01:34:05.55
Mom, we cannot wait any longer!
01:34:05.72,01:34:09.66
They called from the[br]airport two hours ago.
01:34:09.66,01:34:10.52
I know!
01:34:10.69,01:34:12.72
Well, you look so pretty.
01:34:14.46,01:34:16.62
What did Dad pull this time?
01:34:16.80,01:34:21.57
Tommy, why do you always assume[br]it's your father's fault?
01:34:23.84,01:34:26.00
Of course it's his fault.
01:34:29.01,01:34:32.21
- I'll never forgive him![br]- Carol, what should we do?
01:34:32.38,01:34:34.95
Let's go. Maybe[br]they'll make it for lunch.
01:34:34.95,01:34:35.87
Such a shame.
01:34:36.05,01:34:38.88
- What did you say?[br]- I said it's such a shame!
01:34:41.32,01:34:43.02
Holy shit.
01:35:22.40,01:35:27.63
- Sorry we're late, folks.[br]- What a day. What a guy. What an entrance!
01:35:27.80,01:35:32.80
- Off we go, Shel.[br]- Vince, I didn't think you'd make it!
01:35:38.95,01:35:42.61
- Okay, let's do it![br]- Thanks for waiting.
01:35:43.65,01:35:46.71
- Two days. We were crazy.[br]- Everything's terrific.
01:35:46.89,01:35:50.02
You look wonderful.[br]I'm great. You'll never know how great.
01:35:50.19,01:35:51.69
Honey, we have to start.
01:35:51.69,01:35:54.42
Give the orchestra[br]five minutes to tune up.
01:35:54.60,01:35:57.46
Orchestra?[br]Sylvia Jacobs is playing the piano.
01:35:57.63,01:35:59.73
- We have an orchestra.[br]- Be serious.
01:35:59.90,01:36:03.46
We have Carmen Dragon[br]and the Paramus Philharmonic.
01:36:03.64,01:36:05.07
Listen.
01:36:08.84,01:36:11.14
Oh, my God!
01:36:17.15,01:36:21.02
Dad, where the hell have you been?
01:36:29.63,01:36:32.33
Well, you're really a man now, Tom.
01:36:34.40,01:36:37.46
Remember how we'd play ball[br]on Nagle Avenue?
01:36:38.37,01:36:43.24
We never played ball on Nagle Avenue.[br]We talked about it, but...
01:36:43.75,01:36:46.41
Well, maybe this'll make it up to you.
01:36:46.68,01:36:48.62
This is from Shelley and me.
01:36:48.78,01:36:50.15
Barbara got one too.
01:37:10.47,01:37:12.30
This is a million dollars!
01:37:12.47,01:37:17.00
- Lf it's not enough, I'll give you more.[br]- I finally impressed my son.
01:37:17.18,01:37:21.71
- Daddy, is this all from root canals?[br]- Well, that and lectures.
01:37:46.48,01:37:48.91
Oh, God. Oh, my God. I knew it.
01:37:49.08,01:37:52.51
- I could feel it coming. This is it.[br]- Hang loose.
01:37:52.82,01:37:54.31
Let me do the talking.
01:37:55.02,01:37:56.28
Hey, Bar.
01:37:59.79,01:38:01.38
What a nice surprise.
01:38:02.59,01:38:07.32
I didn't think you'd be delighted to see[br]me. Frankly, I'm shocked and disappointed.
01:38:07.53,01:38:11.63
- Barry, it's very simple.[br]- It's simple. We counted wrong.
01:38:11.80,01:38:14.74
- Wait inside.[br]- I'd like your daughter to be here.
01:38:14.90,01:38:17.96
- What is this about?[br]- Your father-in-law and I...
01:38:18.14,01:38:22.20
...worked together for 1 o years,[br]laying our lives on the line.
01:38:22.38,01:38:25.18
- Will you listen to me?[br]- We just made a mistake...
01:38:25.35,01:38:28.37
He doesn't even invite me[br]to his own son's wedding.
01:38:28.55,01:38:31.71
...in the counting of the invitations.
01:38:31.89,01:38:35.82
We got mixed-up.[br]I remember Vince wanted to invite you.
01:38:35.99,01:38:40.89
You know how it is with the family,[br]uncles, aunts, cousins...
01:38:41.06,01:38:44.40
Get out of here.[br]Can't you tell when I'm ribbing you?
01:38:44.57,01:38:49.44
Here's a little something from the boys[br]at the agency, a $5o savings bond.
01:38:50.44,01:38:54.10
- Isn't that nice?[br]- I'll put it here for safekeeping.
01:38:54.28,01:38:58.08
- Why don't we...?[br]- Well, let's have a seat.
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