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(theme song playing)
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TONY:
Hey, Louie?
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Go ahead, Banta. What is it?
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TONY: Louie? Hey, Louie,
I got a ten-year-old in my cab.
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And I just found out
he's a runaway.
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He owes me 12 bucks,
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and turns out,
he's only got two.
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He won't tell me where he lives.
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Bring that little crook in here.
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We're gonna find out
who his parents are
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and sweat that money out
of them.
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All right, Louie,
I'm bringing him in.
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Come on, now, you're scaring
the kid half to death.
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Come on, say something
nice to him now,
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make him feel better.
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Calm him down a
little bit, please?
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LOUIE:
Sure, sure, Banta, sure.
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Hey, kid,
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uh, do you like Little League?
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Yes.
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Do you like soccer?
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Yes.
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You like jail?
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No!
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Don't worry about it.
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Ah!
Oh, come on...
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Bring him over here,
bring him over...
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Look at this, huh?
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This is the
criminal mastermind
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who outsmarted Banta.
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ELAINE:
Oh!
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Louie!
Come here.
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Go on.
Sit down, honey.
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Hey.
Hey, Lou...
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Come on,
Lou, huh?
Now,
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what's your name, honey?
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Terry.
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Terry. Terry, uh,
what's your last name?
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I forget.
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No question he's a
match for Banta.
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Hey, Louie, would you
take it easy here?
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We're trying
to help this kid.
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I already helped him.
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I called the cops.
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ELAINE:
What? Louie!
That's right.
That's right.
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ALEX:
What's the matter
with you?
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The police. Thumbscrews.
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Oh.
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Batons.
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This little crook is into this
company for 13 bucks.
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I've never
been able
to do this.
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That's because...
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(clears throat)
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...you shouldn't be thinking
about a card
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or how you hold it.
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Just be the card.
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Be the hat.
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I don't...
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Don't question!
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Be.
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Hey!
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Whoa! Does that work
for everything?
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I don't know.
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It always worked for me
for parallel parking.
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Hey, Terry, listen,
you got to go home,
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so you got to tell us
where you live.
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I won't go home.
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Uh, may...
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May I say something?
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When I was a boy...
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(laughs and clears throat)
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...I ran away from home once.
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It was an important experience
for me.
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If somebody had called
the police
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and taken me home right away,
who knows?
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I might never have turned out
to be the man I am today.
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Yeah, you see that, kid?
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Tell us your name before
your brain sprouts fungus.
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We'll take care
of him, Louie.
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He belongs to
our species.
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Sit down, kid. Sit down.
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Now, Terry,
think about your mother.
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She must be
worried sick.
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You know, I have
a little son
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and if he ever
ran away,
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it would kill me.
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You know what he does when
he gets upset with me?
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He just stops
talking to me.
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He just won't say
a word, you know?
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Now don't you think
that's a lot better
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than running away
and making me worry?
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I hate it when they do that!
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Oh, Elaine.
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Listen, kid, um,
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Elaine's got
a point there
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about how worried
your parents must
be over in, uh...
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Where did you
say they lived?
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Come on, kid, now talk,
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or we're gonna have to
start tickling it out of ya.
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Nice try, Alex.
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You know,
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he reminds me more
and more of myself.
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He's not going back,
and neither am I.
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Okay.
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Thanks, Mister.
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Just call me Jim.
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LOUIE:
Ah!
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Okay, where's the kid?
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LOUIE:
Oh. Oh, good.
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ALEX:
So, what's this?
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We got a
bright one.
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Uh, hey,
don't worry, Terry.
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This guy's just here
to help you. Don't worry.
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All right, come on,
here, here.
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This is the little crook
who owes me $13,
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and it's your job to get it
out of him any way you can.
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You prod me one more time,
I'm gonna show you eight places
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you can beat a man
and leave no marks.
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Aw, so what?
So what?
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So you're big,
so you're black,
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so you got a badge,
so you got a gun.
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I'm a dead man.
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Yeah. Thanks
for smiling, Captain.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Come on, son.
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(whispers)
Whoa. Close. This close.
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(knocking)
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MAN (on TV):
...weather when we return.
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Who is it?
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It's me, Terry, the
kid from the garage.
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The one I established
a liking for so quickly?
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I guess.
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Oh.
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Come in. Come in.
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How did you get away
from the police?
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Well, they said, "Go
sit in that chair, kid."
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So I did.
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Then after a while, I
got up and walked out.
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Was anybody hurt?
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Well, good.
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Wha-What are...
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What are you
doing here?
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I was looking for you.
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I hope you don't mind.
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No, uh, I don't.
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But how did
you find me?
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You're the only Jim Ignatowski
in the phone book.
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I know.
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Isn't it great?
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Yeah.
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Mr. Ignatowski,
I want to stay with you.
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Here?
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Oh, I don't know, Terry.
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I mean, look around you.
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What do you see?
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Ice cream, popcorn
and television.
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Exactly.
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What kind of place
is this for a kid?
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Please let me stay.
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I... I don't know, Terry.
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I'm not really set
up here for a kid.
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I don't even
have Atari.
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Please.
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Is home such a
terrible place, Terry?
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I hate the things
they make me do.
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Like what?
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What do your parents
make you do, Terry?
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Lots of things.
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I have
to keep my room tidied up.
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Oh, no!
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I can't ride my bike
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in any streets
where there's traffic.
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(grunts)
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I can't even
watch television
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till every bit
of my homework's done.
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Terry.
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Terry!
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I'll never send you back
to a hellhole like that!
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Well...
(clears throat)
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Now that I'm awake
and you're awake,
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why don't I fix us
some breakfast?
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What have you got?
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Well, sir,
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we got...
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uh... chili!
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Terry...
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SpaghettiOs.
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I'm not that hungry.
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I had some potato chips
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and two boxes of cookies
in my backpack.
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I ate 'em all before you got up.
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Good for you.
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After all,
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breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
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What are we gonna do now?
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Well,
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oh, let's... let's see.
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I know.
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Let's play catch.
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In the house?
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Yeah.
Wow!
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My parents would never let me
play catch in the house.
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Mine, neither.
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Oops. Hey.
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(grunts)
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Huh.
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Well...
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Parents know a few things.
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I guess that
ends that.
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Well, that's the nice thing
about catch.
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It doesn't have to be long,
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just so it's good.
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What else will we do?
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I don't know.
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00:10:20,485 --> 00:10:22,419
You know,
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I've never been
a father before.
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I can experience
everything
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for the first time
through your eyes.
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00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:35,766
I can't wait to
watch your face
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00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:38,368
when you watch me shave.
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I can hardly wait
till next Thursday.
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I'm really gonna
like it here.
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Especially the part about
not having to go to school.
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Hey, who says you don't
have to go to school?
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School's very important.
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If I had dropped out
of grammar school,
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I'd never have been able
to drop out of college.
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00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,295
Why don't you teach me, Jim?
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Teach me what you know.
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00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:08,533
Well, that would take
hours, Terry.
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00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,501
Um...
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Well, I don't know.
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But what the heck.
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00:11:16,074 --> 00:11:21,813
We've all got a little
Obi-Wan Kenobi in us.
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Okay.
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00:11:23,982 --> 00:11:25,015
(clears throat)
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00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:27,885
Hey...
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if a tree falls
in the forest,
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and nobody is there
to hear it,
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does it make a sound?
241
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,533
If a tree...
242
00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:45,435
...falls in the forest.
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Nobody's there.
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Is there a sound?
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00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,046
I don't know.
246
00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:58,182
Of course there is.
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Don't let anybody fool you.
248
00:12:02,453 --> 00:12:04,755
People try to make
that complicated.
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00:12:04,823 --> 00:12:07,658
If a tree falls,
there's a sound!
250
00:12:07,725 --> 00:12:10,560
The bigger the tree,
the bigger the sound.
251
00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:13,931
Okay, so much for philosophy.
252
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:18,802
Next, morality.
253
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,775
It's your parents'
anniversary.
254
00:12:26,211 --> 00:12:29,981
Your mother sends you with $15
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to get her dress
at the tailor's.
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(clears throat)
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00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,388
On your way there,
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a guy offers to sell you
the last available ticket
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to a monster rock concert.
260
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:50,301
The price is exactly $15.
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00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,436
What do ya do?
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00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:58,742
Well...
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Backstage passes included.
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That's easy.
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00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:04,815
It's not my money.
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00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,085
I'd get my
mother's dress.
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00:13:08,153 --> 00:13:10,888
It was The Kinks.
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00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:18,529
She could have worn
the blue thing.
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00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,900
But she trusted me.
270
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:27,204
I'm giving you an "A"
in morality.
271
00:13:27,272 --> 00:13:31,576
Look, I gotta get to work,
but we've been terrific here.
272
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:34,612
We covered philosophy,
273
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,614
we covered morality.
274
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:39,483
All the rest is
just tinsel anyway.
275
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:41,318
Tomorrow...
276
00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:43,053
we do history.
277
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,589
The '60s,
278
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:48,592
a misunderstood decade.
279
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,663
Hey, am I crazy
280
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:55,833
or are we having
a fantastic time here?
281
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,001
I think it's great
being here, Jim.
282
00:13:58,069 --> 00:14:00,938
Hey, you gonna be okay
here if I go to work?
283
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,941
I mean, you want
me to quit?
284
00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:08,045
No, I'll be fine, Jim.
285
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,047
Okay.
286
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,316
Anything I can do
to help out?
287
00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:15,152
Um, let's see, uh...
288
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,154
maybe.
289
00:14:17,222 --> 00:14:21,125
Uh, there's a toolbox
in the bedroom.
290
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,160
If you don't mind,
291
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:26,163
will you get it out and
re-grout the shower?
292
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,767
I'll try.
293
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,371
That's all anyone
can ask.
294
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,207
(sighs)
295
00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:44,214
Yeah, I'll-I'll let you know
just as soon as we...
296
00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:45,882
Right, okay.
297
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,351
Bye.
298
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,353
Oh, kids.
299
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,355
(splutters)
300
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,357
What about them?
301
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,892
They make you laugh,
don't they?
302
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,628
Yeah, sometimes.
303
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:58,862
(clears throat)
304
00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:00,864
Take mine, for instance.
305
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,502
Yours?
306
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:06,837
Yeah.
307
00:15:06,904 --> 00:15:09,473
Ordinarily,
the little guy
308
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,942
is just a pleasure
to live with.
309
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,511
Jim, you don't
have a kid.
310
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:14,244
Sure, I do.
311
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,712
And I'll tell ya,
312
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:18,415
he turns into a holy terror
313
00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:21,451
when it comes to washing
behind the ears.
314
00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:24,955
Last night we went around
and around about it.
315
00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:27,958
Finally I gave in and you know,
316
00:15:28,026 --> 00:15:31,361
it wasn't as bad as I thought.
317
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,767
I might just start doing it
regularly.
318
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:41,605
Jim, what the hell are
you talking about?
319
00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:43,741
Behind the ears here.
No.
320
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:46,877
You take a wash...
But, Jim-- but you
don't have a kid.
321
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,347
Yes, I do, Alex.
322
00:15:50,414 --> 00:15:53,683
I have adopted a son.
323
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,485
Adopted?
ELAINE:
Jim?
324
00:15:55,553 --> 00:15:56,887
What are you talking about?
325
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,154
It's, uh--
326
00:15:58,222 --> 00:16:01,124
it's a little difficult
to adopt a child, isn't it?
327
00:16:01,192 --> 00:16:03,193
Is this difficult?
(snapping fingers)
328
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,364
Jim, who is
this kid?
329
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:09,699
Terry.
330
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,002
Terry? You mean the kid that was
in here yesterday?
331
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,537
Uh-huh.
Terry...
But...
332
00:16:13,604 --> 00:16:15,973
But-but he's already
got parents.
333
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,208
I didn't say there
wouldn't be problems.
334
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,242
No, no, no,
no, Jim,
335
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,510
Jim?
Huh?
336
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:22,279
His parents are desperately
trying to find him.
337
00:16:22,347 --> 00:16:24,181
They're camped out at the police
station right now.
338
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,951
The cops just called to ask
if any of us had seen him.
339
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,552
Jim...
Huh?
340
00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:30,921
You cannot adopt
somebody else's kid.
341
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,090
He's not somebody
else's kid.
342
00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:34,958
He's my kid now.
343
00:16:35,026 --> 00:16:37,961
I made it-- I made it legal.
344
00:16:38,029 --> 00:16:40,730
I got him a library card.
345
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,066
Iggy.
Huh?
346
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,269
I can't believe
my ears.
347
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,305
We're talkin' about
two loving parents
348
00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:50,440
who are desperately lookin'
for that little tyke.
349
00:16:50,508 --> 00:16:53,243
It's our duty to sound them out
about a reward.
350
00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:54,477
I shouldn't
have told
351
00:16:54,545 --> 00:16:56,246
any of you about this.
352
00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:57,914
You're trying to ruin it.
353
00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:59,049
LOUIE:
Money, money,
354
00:16:59,117 --> 00:17:00,518
money...
Now, now, now,
Jim, Jim...
355
00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:02,286
Jim, I don't understand... I
don't understand something.
356
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,955
What-what do you want
with Terry?
357
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,458
He's the son I never had.
358
00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:09,626
Yeah, well, he's the son
his parents do have.
359
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:11,762
And you better get him
back to them. Fast.
360
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,163
Iggy.
Yeah?
361
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:15,132
You're sheltering a fugitive.
362
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,866
No, it's not a question of that.
363
00:17:16,934 --> 00:17:18,535
Jim...
364
00:17:18,603 --> 00:17:20,403
his parents are worried sick.
365
00:17:20,471 --> 00:17:22,072
Jim, the cops called.
366
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,473
They said his-his mother's
been crying
367
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,842
for the last 24 hours.
368
00:17:24,909 --> 00:17:26,677
Oh, poor lady.
She's got it
coming to her.
369
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:29,146
You should hear the
terrible things
370
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:31,014
she's done to him.
371
00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:33,750
Forcing him to take
piano lessons,
372
00:17:33,818 --> 00:17:36,486
sending him off to camp
every summer
373
00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:39,489
as if he was a-a camper.
374
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,594
The kid has a home.
375
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:46,596
He's got a family.
376
00:17:46,631 --> 00:17:48,365
He's got a puppy.
377
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,168
He has a puppy?
378
00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:54,204
You...
379
00:17:54,272 --> 00:17:56,073
you know that
for a fact?
380
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,942
A little spotted puppy
381
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:01,945
who's just sitting around
now pining away
382
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,947
wondering where
his Terry is,
383
00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:06,449
tears welling up
in his little brown eyes.
384
00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,586
I don't believe you're
doing this
385
00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:10,621
when you don't
know for sure.
386
00:18:10,688 --> 00:18:13,624
Jim, the puppy
won't eat.
387
00:18:15,393 --> 00:18:17,294
This is emotional
blackmail.
388
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:20,897
The puppy's name
is Snowball.
389
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:22,899
Oh!
390
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:25,902
Because of all the
white, fluffy fur
391
00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:28,005
from his little paws
to his cute little tail.
392
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:29,806
(moaning)
393
00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,975
(mimicking puppy
yelping)
No, no.
394
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,778
Okay, okay, okay, I'll
send him back.
395
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,180
Oh, great, great, Jim.
396
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,482
JIM:
I'll go break it
to him now.
397
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,816
I'll get his parents
and bring 'em over.
398
00:18:39,884 --> 00:18:41,718
Hey, Jim, uh, listen,
399
00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:44,221
I'm-I'm sorry you
have to do this.
400
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,223
(sighing)
401
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,658
It's okay, Alex.
402
00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:52,029
It's just not gonna be easy
403
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:55,065
explaining to a ten-year-old boy
404
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:57,835
that he's not adopted.
405
00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:12,349
Hey, Jim, I made you lunch.
406
00:19:13,284 --> 00:19:16,286
SpaghettiOs!
407
00:19:16,354 --> 00:19:19,289
My favorite.
408
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:20,758
How did you know?
409
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:23,560
You had 44 cans of it.
410
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:27,330
After you eat, maybe
we could play catch again.
411
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,399
No.
412
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:31,302
Well...
413
00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:33,303
I don't think so.
414
00:19:33,471 --> 00:19:35,272
Or we could just watch TV.
415
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,541
Terry...
416
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,409
Terry...
417
00:19:41,912 --> 00:19:44,848
Your parents are
coming over,
418
00:19:44,915 --> 00:19:47,417
and you're going
back with them.
419
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,386
No! No!
420
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,790
No!
421
00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:53,724
Terry!
(door slams)
422
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,625
Te...
(knocking on door)
423
00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:56,393
Jim.
424
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,861
Oh, Jim.
Alex!
425
00:19:57,929 --> 00:19:59,296
Yeah, listen, Jim.
I've been thinking
this over.
426
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,231
Jim, these are Terry's
parents.
427
00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:03,567
Mr. and Mrs. Booth, uh,
this is Jim Ignatowski,
428
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,102
the man who was kind enough
to take your son in,
Hi.
429
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,804
and, uh, take care of him
until you got here.
430
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:09,707
Oh, thank you,
Mr. Ignatowski.
431
00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:11,942
You'll never know how
grateful we are.
432
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:12,710
You're a good man.
Yes.
433
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:13,977
Where's my son?
434
00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:14,778
Why?
435
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:16,846
Is it time to tidy up his room?
436
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:23,053
He'll be here in plenty of time
for summer camp.
437
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:24,788
Don't worry.
Uh, uh...
438
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:26,923
...excuse us
for a minute.
439
00:20:26,991 --> 00:20:28,391
Jim, come here.
440
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,828
(whispering):
Jim, what are you doing?
441
00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:33,964
I just don't know what
to do here, Alex.
442
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:35,833
I can't go back
on my word.
443
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,802
I promised Terry I would
never send him back.
444
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,738
Believe me, he really doesn't
want to see them again.
445
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,974
If he knew they were here,
446
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,643
he'd probably be out
on the fire escape right now
447
00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:48,144
making a run for it.
448
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:48,979
Come on, Terry.
449
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,814
We have your puppy
in the car.
450
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,950
See ya, Jim. Thanks!
451
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,517
JIM:
I just don't know
how I'm gonna face him
452
00:20:54,585 --> 00:20:57,654
when he discovers that
they've found him out.
453
00:20:57,721 --> 00:21:00,123
Yeah, well, Jim, I wouldn't
worry about that right now.
454
00:21:00,191 --> 00:21:01,925
Thanks again, Mr. Ignatowski.
455
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:04,361
You're a very special person.
456
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,697
(door closes)
457
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,134
The kid's gone?
458
00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:12,803
He said good-bye.
You missed it.
459
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:13,970
Go-go after him.
460
00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:15,939
Uh...
461
00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:17,941
uh...
462
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:19,943
No, no.
463
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:23,613
Uh, grownups make
too big a fuss
464
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,615
out of good-byes.
465
00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,650
I used to hate it.
466
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:30,620
"Say good-bye
to your Uncle Harry."
467
00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:34,390
"Good-bye, Uncle Harry."
468
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,961
"Good-bye, Jim."
(grunts)
469
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:43,934
Look, Jim, you did
the right thing.
470
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,936
You know that, don't you?
471
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:47,938
Ah...
472
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:49,806
I guess so.
473
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:57,781
You okay, Jim?
474
00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:59,716
Yeah.
475
00:21:59,784 --> 00:22:02,686
But my life will never
be the same again.
476
00:22:02,787 --> 00:22:06,022
Oh, come on, Jim, the kid was
only here overnight.
477
00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:07,924
(sighs)
478
00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:12,763
Well, uh,
479
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,832
I don't know, I, uh...
480
00:22:14,899 --> 00:22:16,800
Alex...
Yeah?
481
00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:21,371
Since I didn't have a chance
482
00:22:21,439 --> 00:22:24,040
to say good-bye to him,
483
00:22:24,108 --> 00:22:27,110
can I say good-bye to you?
484
00:22:27,178 --> 00:22:28,878
Me?
485
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:30,414
Yeah, sure.
486
00:22:30,448 --> 00:22:31,581
Why not?
487
00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:41,257
You don't have to call...
488
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:44,260
you don't have to write.
489
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:48,665
All I ask is
that you remember me.
490
00:22:54,405 --> 00:22:58,207
Yeah, okay, right.
491
00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:02,111
(moaning)
492
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:09,052
How can you make a simple thing
so heart-wrenching?
493
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,888
I feel awful.
494
00:23:11,956 --> 00:23:13,857
I can't leave now.
495
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,163
Well, you want to stay
for lunch?
496
00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:23,167
Yeah, what're you havin'?
497
00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:25,602
Uh, SpaghettiOs,
498
00:23:25,703 --> 00:23:27,937
popcorn and herring.
499
00:23:32,676 --> 00:23:34,644
See you in the garage,
Jim, okay?
500
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:52,763
No matter how many leave
the nest,
501
00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:55,299
it never gets any easier.
502
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:06,075
(theme song playing)
503
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,567
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
504
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:31,635
(man grumbling)
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