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LAINEY:
Back in the '90s, a new craze
was sweeping the nation.
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That's right... Pokemon.
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It was a Japanese
trading card game
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the kids couldn't
get enough of.
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And it was so popular,
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William Penn had its own club
dedicated to it.
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Dude! You can't use
the Charizard.
It's paralyzed.
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Whoa!
Gabe, Pika-chill, bro.
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While Charizard is paralyzed,
Brooke used the full heal,
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which, as everybody knows,
has the ability to...
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Un-paralyze your Pokemon.
I suck.
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And that's why they
pay me to teach.
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I'll get you there, pal.
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LAINEY: And no one
loved Pokemon more
than Toby Murphy,
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who also happened to be the
son of Mellor's lady pal.
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MELLOR: Hey, Big T!
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Couldn't help but notice
you collect trading cards.
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Yeah.
You collect, too?
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Hell yeah!
What are these?
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My old baseball cards.
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Thanks, but this isn't
really my thing,
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because baseball is...
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Not good.
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I read ya
loud and clear.
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We'll collect
basketball cards.
Eh.
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Football?
Maybe.
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Hockey?
Ew.
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Soccer?
Do they even make...
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It's cool.
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We'll do baseball.
Hot dog!
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And we'll start with two
of the greatest players
the game has ever seen...
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Ken Griffey Jr.
and Ken Griffey Sr.
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That's right,
they're father and son.
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And?
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And not only did they play
on the same team,
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but one game,
they both...
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(VOICE BREAKING)
...hit back-to-back
home runs.
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You okay, dude?
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I gotta go do
a man-thing.
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**
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Um, Rick?
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I think it's really sweet
that you've been trying
to bond with Toby.
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Well, with no luck.
I've tried everything.
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Sunrise boot camp,
watching game tape,
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eating cod, chatting
about vitamin supplements,
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casual shadow boxing.
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Yeah, I was there.
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And then I saw him
with trading cards,
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and I thought
this one was it.
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But the cards he collects
are Pokemon.
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It's this game from Japan.
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Well, if it's anything
like Benihana,
it's got my vote.
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It's literally nothing
like Benihana,
but just as fun.
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Maybe Toby
could teach you.
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Oh, I'll learn
this Pokemon
but good.
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'Cause when it comes
to learning,
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Rick T. Mellor
needs no help.
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Rick T. Mellor needs help!
It's important!
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So is the Pennsylvania
State Aptitude Test.
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I need you to teach
me everything you
know about Pokemon!
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Class is over!
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Clear the room!
Let's go! Come on!
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* One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here
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* Live your life
and finally be free
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* Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do
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* Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" *
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LAINEY: It was December 4th,
1990-something,
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and I was ready
to head home.
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My car, not so much.
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CARLA: Need a jump?
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It was Carla, my delinquent
high-school friend
who once stole a car,
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and now she drove
a Porsche?
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All I could say was...
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No.
Oh, yes.
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And it's not even
stolen this time.
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I actually got, like,
an official real-person job.
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I sell drugs.
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I'm not sure
I'd call that "official."
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No, silly.
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I'm a pharmaceutical rep.
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They pay me to flirt with
rich doctors and sell pills.
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Aw. Look at you operating
within the bounds
of the legal system.
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I'm legit proud.
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And I'm legit proud
of you for teaching
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my dumb-ass little brother
not to be such a dumb-ass.
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Yo, Weez!
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Come on,
it's Mom's birthday,
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and you know she only
talks to me if you're there.
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Still can't believe
your kid brother grew up
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to be captain
of the football team.
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Remember when
we nicknamed him
"Weasel"?
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He was so tiny and bitey
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and always poking his annoying
little head into our business.
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And the craziest of all?
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He's actually
one of my favorite
students.
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That's depressing.
Hey, Ms. Lewis.
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Your door's on the ground.
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I'm gonna go now.
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**
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Hello, John.
Aah!
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We need to talk.
You should sit.
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You should stand.
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You're sitting in my chair,
with your feet on my desk?
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Oh, man! That's where
I eat my yogurt!
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I work more
than 10 hours
a day here,
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and for some reason,
I'm still broke.
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I thought it was
a clerical error,
'cause I work
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more than enough hours
to afford a lavish lifestyle,
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but turns out,
it's, like, super hard
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to earn a living
with a teacher's salary.
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And this is
new information
for you?
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Well, of course I knew
teachers don't make enough,
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but now that I'm in it,
I'm like, "Oh, God, no!"
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That's why I'm here
to demand a raise.
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Double my salary.
Non-negotiable, John.
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Well, if I can't negotiate,
I guess I have no choice
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but to write you
a check.
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Wow.
(CHUCKLING) Okay.
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I should've asked
for this way sooner.
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Whoo!
Let's do this thing.
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But, you know,
doubling your salary
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will definitely cover
a new car and clothing,
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but what about, uh,
fine dining and travel?
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You're right!
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I love those things
and didn't factor them in.
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You know what? I'm gonna
write you a check for 80k flat
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and you can decide
what to do with the money.
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Done!
There you go.
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This is just a Post-it
with "Go away" on it.
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Is it?
That's weird.
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Seriously,
I'd like my money now.
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Look, even though we don't
get paid in actual riches,
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every day, we get
the greatest treasure
of all...
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That incredible feeling
you get inside
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when you help a student.
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And that's awesome.
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But I'd also like
some actual treasure
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so I can go
buy a Porsche.
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Where's this coming from?
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I ran into Carla,
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and she has an actual job
and makes actual money.
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Carla?
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The girl I suspected
carried a butterfly knife
but could never prove it?
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Teaching has
been amazing,
but I'm broke.
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You can't compare our job
to the rest of the world.
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You work in a school,
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so if all that stuff
really matters,
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you gotta get
a part-time job.
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Ew! No!
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I already have a job,
and it's super hard
and exhausting.
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I honestly deserve
to be paid more.
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Correct. You and every other
single teacher in America.
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Then let's do something
about it.
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I suppose we could call
the CEO of the National
Teachers Council
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and get them to change
the entire educational system.
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Let's do it to it!
All right, then.
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I'm dialing them
right now.
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Give me the room.
There you go.
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MALE VOICE: Hello,
and welcome to Moviefone!
(LAUGHS)
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For Don't Tell Mom
the Babysitter's Dead,
press 1!
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(LAUGHING) Ohh!
Really?
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Oh, I needed that.
That was a good one.
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Thank you so much, Lain.
You're the best. (LAUGHS)
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LAINEY: While I was getting
a crash course in being broke,
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Mellor was learning a way
to bond with Toby.
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Pink space alien pig girl!
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Jigglypuff.
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Maybe don't just say
exactly what you see.
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On it.
Hit me again.
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LAINEY: Next up was Mr. Mime.
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Goofy unemployed mime guy.
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Then the delightful Diglett.
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Doody with a face on it.
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And finally, Mewtwo.
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Sexy cat
with ripped quads!
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We've been over this
10 times.
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Maybe you should
go play catch with Toby.
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I don't want to
just push him
into what I like.
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I had that growing up
with my Step Brad.
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He was my stepdad,
but his name was...
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Brad.
I-I-I got it.
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Brad was a pitcher who never
made it in the Major League,
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so he just pressured me
into playing baseball.
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Aw, so there was
something you wanted to
do instead of baseball?
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Yes.
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Softball.
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Isn't that
the same thing?
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Point is, I vowed long ago
to never be
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an obsessed sports dad,
like my Step Brad.
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Then damn it,
I'm gonna teach
you Pokemon.
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LAINEY: CB was going
to use the language
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that Mellor understood
best... Sports.
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And then the game begins
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when the manager sends out
their best batter,
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in this case,
the lovably beefy
John Kruk,
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or...
Jigglypuff.
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CB: Lullaby attack!
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But who's out in the outfield
waiting to stop him?
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Sandy Alomar, or...
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Charmeleon.
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Flamethrower attack!
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I have nothing left
to teach you.
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LAINEY: But Coach Mellor
wasn't the only one
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trying to broaden his
horizons.
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Hey, Weez.
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You do know
you've been staring
at that
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Quaker's Dozen sign-up sheet
for, like, two minutes?
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Only 'cause
singing is for
total losers,
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and I do not want
to secretly do it...
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Like, really bad.
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Then you should audition.
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Ronnie's our quarterback,
and the guy was the lead
in Rent last year.
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And got ripped on.
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The whole team
still calls him
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"Dumb Ronnie Who Likes
to Dance and Sing Sometimes."
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That's a very literal
nickname.
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Thanks. I worked
super hard on it.
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At least let me give you
a few singing lessons, okay?
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No judgment.
I'll think about it.
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Yo, Weez!
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We got practice.
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I've thunk about it,
and not a chance.
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Weasel...
(SIGHS)
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Um...
What's going on here?
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Just trying to make
some extra cash.
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Singing lessons
are my side hustle.
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They're the only way
I can buy groceries
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and a NASA-grade telescope.
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I need them both to live.
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Okay, I guess I can
just give guitar lessons.
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The hell you will.
That's my jam.
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I didn't know
you played guitar.
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I don't. I'm only two lessons
ahead of the kids I teach,
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and it's
incredibly stressful.
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Okay,
guess I can just tutor.
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Better not be
for math, science,
English, or the SATs,
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'cause I got that
locked down.
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LAINEY: All the after-school
jobs were taken,
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so I used the '90s version
of LinkedIn...
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The "Help Wanted" ads.
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'Sup, dude?
I, uh, saw that
West Coast Video
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was on the hunt
for a part-time
sales associate.
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You got the job.
Don't you need to do, like,
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a background check
or an interview?
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Have you ever rented
and watched a movie?
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Yes.
Here's your vest.
247
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Wow. Thank you.
When do I start?
You already did.
248
00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,404
I'm gonna pop over to Wawa
and grab a hoagie.
249
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Wow. Okay.
Already delegating.
250
00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,575
Good call, boss.
251
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Maybe, like,
tell me what to do?
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You rent the movies
to the people who want
to rent movies.
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You said
in your interview
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you knew how
this whole thing worked.
255
00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,752
Oh, yeah. It's fine.
I'm sure I'll figure it out.
256
00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,820
And...he's gone.
257
00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,456
While I had a new job, Mellor
had a new "in" with Toby.
258
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,791
Who's gotta catch 'em all?
259
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,325
Big T! That's who.
260
00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,461
Whoa! What's with
all the Pokemon cards?
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00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,729
Those are for you, pal.
262
00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:17,798
Cleaned out Toys "R" Us
so we can build
a deck together.
263
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,300
Dude! You pulled
a Charizard holo!
264
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,401
Is that good?
265
00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,270
It's super rare!
It's worth, like, $100!
266
00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:26,774
And it can change
all your attached energy
to fire energy.
267
00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:27,841
Hey, how'd
you know that?
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00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,409
I thought you were
into, like, baseball cards.
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00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:30,911
Pokemon is baseball,
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just with monsters
and magic and completely
different rules.
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00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,249
Can't wait to show
this bad boy off tomorrow.
272
00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,919
If you want, I can come by
CB's club and cheer you on.
273
00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,420
Maybe you can
help me practice?
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00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,454
Sure can, pal.
275
00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,324
You're a good man,
Rick Mellor.
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00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,993
Thanks, but all that
matters to me
277
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,629
is I'm not some crazy,
selfish sports dad.
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Yeah-ha!
279
00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,700
That's how it's done,
baby! All right!
280
00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,068
In your face, loser!
281
00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,169
You lost!
282
00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,572
Loser Gabe
who loses to Toby!
283
00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,641
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Take it down, pal.
284
00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,610
That was the best game
you've ever seen,
and you know it!
285
00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,677
The boy's a champ!
286
00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,779
Oh, man.
My heart's beating
so fast right now!
287
00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,581
I mean,
I bought him those cards,
288
00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:10,183
we practiced at home,
he won,
289
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,385
which is like we won,
which is like I won!
290
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,987
Rick, um...
291
00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,322
You got into cards
292
00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,057
so that you wouldn't become
a crazy sports dad.
293
00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,226
And I can't be,
because this
is not a sport.
294
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:22,329
There's no such thing
as a Japanese trading card
dad.
295
00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,563
You suck, Gabe!
296
00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,699
Aah! Yeah!
297
00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,868
Undefeated hero
coming through!
298
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,670
Toby! Toby!
299
00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,438
**
300
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,076
LAINEY: It had been
a week since I started
my second job,
301
00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,346
and turns out, it was a place
my students went all the time.
302
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,015
Good afternoon. Can I interest
you in one of Andre's Picks?
303
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:45,318
Fair warning...
They're all documentaries,
so they're boring.
304
00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,520
Um, I just want
to rent Evita.
305
00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:50,023
I-I mean, it's for my mom,
who's super lame
306
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,259
and loves to sing
Don't Cry for Me Argentina
307
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,561
alone in my bedroom
when my mom's not home.
308
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,496
Tell your "mom"
to stop being such a wuss
309
00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,998
and sign up for choir
already.
310
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,933
Dude, you work here?
I'm out!
311
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,268
What the hell was that?
312
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,770
Oh, I'm his music teacher.
313
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,404
Inspiring him
to pursue his dreams.
314
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,773
It's what I do.
No big.
315
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,007
Why didn't you tell me?
316
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,541
Why is me being a teacher
a problem?
317
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,777
'Cause it's weird!
318
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,578
LAINEY: He was right.
It did get kind of weird.
319
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,513
What is happening?
I work here.
320
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,248
We're renting a movie
from our teacher!
321
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,416
Run!
322
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,584
I need your vest back.
323
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,252
No! I really need
the extra money, dude.
324
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,121
Please.
I can fix this.
325
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,555
How the hell
am I gonna fix this?
326
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:26,226
You can't. Students are
used to seeing us here,
in our natural habitat.
327
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,929
Teachers aren't meant
to interact with them
out in the wild.
328
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,064
As far as they know,
when the school day ends,
329
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,465
we all sleep here,
like bats,
330
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,367
hanging upside down
in the classrooms.
331
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,003
That's why
to earn extra income,
332
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,304
we tutor here,
on home ground.
333
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,472
It's always been this way.
334
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,974
In fact,
back in olden times,
335
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:44,011
when a schoolmaster
had to work part time
as a blacksmith,
336
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,413
all of his pupils
went to a different barn
337
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,415
to obtain
their much-needed
horseshoes.
338
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,251
While all those
facts are wrong,
she's generally right.
339
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,453
It sucks,
but it can't be fixed.
340
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,989
Well, neither can my car,
so watch and learn.
341
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,490
Please don't do this.
342
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,759
Attention, students!
343
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,093
I'm out.
I can't be here.
344
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,129
Apparently,
it's crazy awkward
345
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,831
to have your teacher
also rent you videos.
346
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,466
Well, too bad. We have
actual lives, just like you.
347
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,301
Yeah, we get it.
We'd just rather not see it.
348
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,436
It's nothing personal.
349
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,138
It's just,
spotting your teacher
out in the world
350
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,906
doing normal stuff
is...off.
351
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,107
Off? How?
352
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:16,109
One time,
I saw Glascott
at the beach,
353
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,411
uh, wearing jelly sandals,
with white stuff on his nose,
354
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,479
and it was
deeply unsettling.
355
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,414
It was
peak sun exposure hour.
356
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,316
You zipped off the bottom half
of your cargo shorts,
357
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,617
and I saw your calves,
man.
358
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,920
My legs need to breathe,
just like everyone else's.
359
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:30,157
Well, I saw you at Applebee's
eating pizza with a fork.
360
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,025
It was, like,
sad and haunting.
361
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,193
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
362
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,427
Please!
363
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,129
I eat pizza
like a normal human.
364
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,664
Just rent your videos
from me!
365
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,733
While I was desperate
to get my kids on board,
366
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,502
Coach Mellor was crushing it
as a Pokemon dad.
367
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,805
Yep, he was gonna take Toby
straight to the top.
368
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,273
* Y'all gonna make me
go all out
369
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,675
* Up in here, up in here
370
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,643
* Ain't nothing
y'all can do now *
371
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,712
Okay, Toby,
look at me.
372
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,015
This is why we've been running
two-a-days all week.
373
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,185
This game separates
the Pokeboys
from the Pokemen.
374
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,120
Wow. Um...
Wow. Okay.
375
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,521
Mm.
Sorry, guys.
376
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,423
Uh, players just started
their first round.
377
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,725
Toby's not starting?
He's the best player you got.
378
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,894
Well, he'll play
the next round.
379
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,695
So, he's supposed to
ride the pine
380
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,330
while Gabe
gets play time?
381
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,631
Gabe?
382
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,400
Oh, don't worry
about this.
383
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,235
Use this as fuel,
buddy.
384
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,371
Go out there and crush Gabe
and make me proud.
385
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,540
I mean,
I'll...try my best.
386
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,742
Okay, yeah, I-I...
Of course you will.
I know that.
387
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,011
But that's not
what I'm asking you.
388
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,246
See, I need you
to go out there and do
389
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,714
better than the best
you can.
390
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,984
No pressure, but I just loved
watching my boy win last time,
391
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:34,187
so if you could
please only win
from here on out,
392
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,689
'cause that feeling
is unmatched!
393
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:39,192
And it's on you
to give it to me.
394
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,493
No pressure.
395
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,462
Uh, kinda feeling
the pressure.
Don't!
396
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,697
I'll still care about you
if you lose.
397
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,566
But I'll have lost
a lot of pride,
398
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,235
and it just won't be
the same.
399
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,339
Now go get 'em, tiger.
Come on.
400
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,375
Hey, um, you know,
why don't you give
Toby some space?
401
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,111
But he needs me
to shout support
and aggressive advice.
402
00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,712
You can totally do that,
but just maybe...
403
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,414
Just from, like,
the hallway.
404
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,116
LAINEY: Coach
had gotten shut out,
405
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,853
but I saw an opening to get
my kids renting videos again.
406
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,255
Look what I have.
Evita.
407
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,258
You know, the movie you've
apparently rented 16 times.
408
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,759
Shh!
409
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,062
Can you please be cool
and not tell anyone
410
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,230
my dream is to sing
in a modern day opera?
411
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,565
Two conditions.
412
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,100
One, you audition
for Quaker's Dozen.
413
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,035
Fine. But only
'cause I super want to.
414
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,304
Two, you tell all your friends
to rent their movies from me.
415
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,638
Come on.
It's too weird.
416
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,440
Like, this one time,
I saw Glascott
417
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,443
at a Ross Dress for Less
buying a Velcro wallet.
418
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,379
Okay, real-world Glascott
is unsettling,
419
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,314
but I'm different.
420
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,884
In fact, I'm willing
to rent out R-rated movies.
421
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,151
No questions asked.
422
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,553
LAINEY: And so I started
the greatest side hustle
423
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,255
in William Penn history.
424
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,992
The kids would grab
a PG-rated movie.
425
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,194
After some sleight-of-hand
misdirection,
426
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,596
I'd get slipped
their R-rated request.
427
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,763
See, back in the day,
428
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,732
video stores
didn't leave tapes out.
429
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,235
Employees had to get them
from behind the counter,
430
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,404
which made it easy to slip in
an R-rated movie instead.
431
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,372
It was the perfect crime.
432
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,840
* Up in here, up in here
433
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,109
(CASH REGISTER DINGING)
434
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,310
What was that?
435
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,411
What was what?
436
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,380
You just very blatantly
rented an R-rated movie
437
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,681
to three kids
that you teach,
438
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,318
and then they gave you
a sizable kickback
into the tip jar.
439
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,385
Here's my vest.
440
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,987
To be clear...
441
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,024
I hate this job,
and I want in.
442
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,326
* I bring down rains so heavy,
it curse the head *
443
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,161
LAINEY: Thanks to me,
West Coast Video
444
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,030
was getting more business
than ever.
445
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,298
I was well on my way to being
the only teacher...
446
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,699
(CASH REGISTER DINGING)
...with a Porsche.
447
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,435
Or, at least,
a used Jetta.
448
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,836
Thanks to my brilliant plan,
449
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,005
I was swimming in cash
and Pixie Stix.
450
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,141
Nothing could stop us.
Until...
451
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:38,078
Yeah, which one of you
rented my daughter Se7en
instead of Stuart Little?
452
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,312
You're fired.
453
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,948
Here's the vest.
454
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,783
While I was getting fired,
Mellor was fired up
to take Toby to the pros.
455
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:47,320
The Pokemon
Tropical Mega Battle
begins in three weeks,
456
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,156
and we've got work
to do to qualify.
457
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,223
Tropic Mega What?
458
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,225
It's an international
Pokemon tournament
459
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,161
held at
the Hilton Hawaiian Village
460
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,262
in sunny Honolulu.
461
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,198
You seriously want Toby
to skip a month of school
462
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,233
so he can play
a fantasy card game?
463
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,634
We don't have to go
for the full month...
464
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,103
Just for the main events.
465
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,471
And, of course,
466
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:09,342
Japanese musician/trading card
game artist Tomoaki Imakuni,
467
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,579
who will perform
Gunyagunya Gasu Gasu.
468
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,913
Is this even real?
469
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,815
It is 100% real.
470
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,917
All we need is $9,000
471
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,653
for hotel, entrance fee,
and plane fare.
472
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,889
We will be using
your SkyMiles, Julie.
473
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,392
Well, I'd rather
just be a kid
and do school.
474
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,726
So it's settled. No.
475
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,228
Don't listen to her, son.
476
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,163
She may not believe
in you, but I do.
477
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,431
Well, don't!
478
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,866
I quit that club, so you can
forget about Honolulu.
479
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,302
You quit? Why?
480
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,737
'Cause you put all this
pressure on me,
and it stopped being fun.
481
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,206
But...
482
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,707
This was our thing.
483
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,443
Yeah, it used to be...
Till you ruined it.
484
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,677
Thanks a lot.
485
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,713
**
486
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,415
It's cool. I'm...
487
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,283
I know how to handle this.
I deal with kids all day.
488
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,752
You can't handle this one
like you're a teacher, Rick.
489
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,755
We both know that
you're more than
that to him.
490
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,790
At least...you were.
491
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,093
**
492
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,532
LAINEY: After losing
my second job
at the video store,
493
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,467
my actual job
was looking rather shaky.
494
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,337
Okay, okay, e-everyone,
calm down, please.
495
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,506
I'm sure Lainey has
a perfectly reasonable
explanation
496
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,709
as to why she rented
your children R-rated movies.
497
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,079
Look, your kids
are in high school.
498
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,081
They're gonna watch R-rated
movies with or without me.
499
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,949
In fact, I actually
introduced them
500
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,651
to some of the world's
greatest films
501
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,619
that happen to be rated R,
like The Godfather.
502
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,488
Ooh! Best Picture
of the year.
503
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,591
And Braveheart.
Historical and entertaining
504
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,759
And The Matrix.
505
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,461
Ooh! They walk on walls.
506
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,629
I educated them
outside
of the classroom.
507
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,132
So, really,
I went above and beyond.
508
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,235
And that is a perfectly
reasonable explanation.
509
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,738
So, how exactly is the movie
Showgirls educational?
510
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,674
That...shows you
what will happen
511
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,176
if you don't
stay in school.
512
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:52,679
And what would you say
is the educational value
of American Pie?
513
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,115
I haven't seen it,
but one can only assume
514
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,150
that it refers
to the Don McLean song
515
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,951
about that tragic
plane crash.
516
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,887
It's about a kid
who puts his (BLEEP)
in a pie.
517
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,122
What?
518
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,156
No!
519
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,992
Lainey, no!
520
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,694
Why, Lainey? Why?
521
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,262
I'm sorry!
I messed up!
522
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,631
Something has to be done
about this, John.
LAINEY: They're right.
523
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,966
I got so caught up
in comparing my life
to others,
524
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,502
I forgot
what really matters.
525
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,671
So I understand that
you gotta do
what you gotta do.
526
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,140
And you know
what that is?
527
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,843
To tell you all you should be
ashamed of yourselves.
528
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,113
Excuse me?
Has it occurred to you
529
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:29,349
why one of my best teachers is
working at that store anyways?
530
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,818
It's so she can afford
to keep teaching your kids,
531
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,321
which she loves,
while still making
ends meet.
532
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:38,425
Now, I'm sure Lainey knows
that she was wrong
and has to quit that job.
533
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,526
I was already fired.
534
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,494
She was already fired!
535
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,995
So, instead of
getting on her case
536
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,798
about a couple
of nudie bakery movies,
537
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,501
you should be thanking
this wonderful teacher
538
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,738
for her tireless work
and dedication.
539
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,141
Thank you.
Thanks.
540
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,342
Thank you.
Thank you.
541
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,976
Thank you.
542
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,512
Oh, my God.
I can't believe
I'm not fired.
543
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,613
I know, right?
544
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:01,814
Honestly,
it means so much
545
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:02,982
that you stuck up
for me like that.
546
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,718
I'm just doing my job, like
you're always doing yours.
547
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,187
Speaking of doing
my job...
548
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,689
Weasel, enough staring
at the sign-up sheet,
already.
549
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,891
Let's go.
You're auditioning
for Quaker's Dozen.
550
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,394
Take it from me.
Stop caring what
other people think.
551
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,495
(INTRO PLAYS)
Just do your best.
552
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,265
(QUIETLY)
* I could stay awake
553
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:22,235
* Just to hear you
breathing
554
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,470
Can't hear you, bud.
555
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,673
(LOUDER)
* Watch you smile
while you are sleeping
556
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:27,740
Little louder, please.
557
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,008
Pretend you're Evita!
558
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,845
(LOUDER)
* Oh, every moment
spent with you
559
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:36,216
* Is a moment I treasure
560
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,585
Ooh!
Sweet Steven Tyler!
561
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,821
* I don't want
to close my eyes
562
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,723
Honestly, I thought
you were gonna suck.
563
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,225
* I don't want to fall asleep
564
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,227
* 'Cause I'd miss you, babe
565
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,163
* And I don't want
to miss a thing
566
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:54,434
* 'Cause even
when I dream of you
567
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,069
* The sweetest dreams
would never do
568
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,971
* I'd still miss you, babe
569
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:02,609
* And I don't want
to miss a thing
570
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,611
(CHEERING)
571
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,812
(VOICE BREAKING)
I just never knew
572
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,314
my little Weez
had this in him.
573
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,650
Thank you.
574
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,785
Don't thank me.
I'm just doing my job.
575
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,823
* Lying close to you
576
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:20,827
* Feeling your heart beating *
577
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,462
How do you feel
right now?
578
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,831
Well, it can't
buy me a Porsche, but...
579
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,132
(CHUCKLES)
580
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,834
...this right here
is priceless.
581
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:28,968
Here.
582
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,903
I think
you've earned this.
583
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,606
Probably not the best time
to go over some
budget proposal.
584
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,107
It's to get you a raise.
585
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,643
All of my teachers.
586
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,945
What?
Is that even possible?
587
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,112
God, no.
588
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,514
But I'm sure as hell
gonna try.
589
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,082
(SIGHS)
590
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,817
LAINEY: The one thing
you can't put a number on
591
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,186
is the love and support
of those around you...
592
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,889
Though sometimes
they have to learn
how to show that support.
593
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:53,125
Hey. I didn't see
you and Big T
after school today.
594
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,828
Yeah, well, the kid's taking
a permanent Poke-break.
595
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,264
Got a tad carried away,
huh?
596
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,499
A tad? You know,
I swore I'd be different
597
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,335
if I ever got the chance
to be a dad to someone.
598
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,037
But in the end, I became
the exact thing
I said I'd never be.
599
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,307
But the difference
between you
and Step Brad
600
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,108
is you're willing
to change.
601
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,310
That's what
really matters.
602
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,211
LAINEY: And when you care
about somebody,
603
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,281
you do whatever it takes.
604
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,883
Don't mind me, kid.
I'm just poppin' some packs.
605
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,685
I told you,
I'm done with Pokemon.
606
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,153
These cards aren't for you.
I'm building my own deck.
607
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,289
For what?
608
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,156
Fun.
609
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:27,494
Maybe...sometime,
we can hang
and trade cards.
610
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,096
How's about
we have a catch instead?
611
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,500
You ever throw a softball?
Way more fun.
612
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,235
LAINEY: Turns out,
the people we love
only want to help us
613
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,305
become the best versions
of ourselves,
614
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,508
and sometimes that means
broadening our horizons.
615
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,877
But in the end, that's what
makes us closer than ever.
616
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,847
LAINEY: It's become
embarrassingly clear
617
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,350
that your knowledge of R-rated
films is extremely lacking,
618
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,818
so it's time
for a crash course.
619
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,553
I'm in. Hit me.
620
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,254
We'll start
with Wild Things.
621
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,724
Those girls were just
punching each other
in the face,
622
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,326
and now they're kissing?
623
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,628
That does not
feel earned.
624
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,497
Why would Demi Moore do
this Striptease movie?
625
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:07,233
I like her better when she's
making pottery with a ghost.
626
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,602
I don't see what the big deal
is with this Basic Instinct.
627
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,671
And...now I see it.
628
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,205
Are they allowed
to do that?
629
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,775
Okay, wait, they're
gonna take his face off
630
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,445
and then take
that guy's face off
631
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,514
and then put the faces
on the other guy?
632
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:22,649
What's this called?
633
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,850
Face/Off.
634
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,386
Ohh! I liked Se7en
so much better
635
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,087
when I didn't know
what was in the box!
47829
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