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Cynthia, I love that lipstick.
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Chanel, honey.
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Oh!
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What's your secret?
Your skin looks so flawless.
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You know what they say, black don't crack.
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[all laughing]
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[cracking]
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Oh, no.
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What's wrong?
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It's finally happening.
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What?
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Take me, it's my time!
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Bitch was 116 years old.
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-♪ Here we come now ♪
-♪ Now it's our time ♪
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-♪ Here we come now ♪
-♪ Here we come, we here ♪
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♪ Like ha, ha, hee, hee
That's how you'll be ♪
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♪ You won't resist
When you turn on your TV ♪
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♪ You know we taking over
Something's gotta give ♪
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♪ Watch us run things
Like we did ♪
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♪ You know the vibe
Clear the way, here we come ♪
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♪ We be numero uno
No comprende, number one ♪
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-♪ Here we come, y'all ♪
-♪ With a brand new style ♪
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♪ Hit you with the first line, pow ♪
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[Shawtane] Rise and shine, homie.
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It's Ice Cube Day. Yay-yay!
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[Jerah] What the hell, Tane?
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Ice Cube Day is a holiday that I invented
to celebrate all things Ice Cube.
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Growing up in Cali, I was practically
raised on Ice Cube's movies and music.
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And today, Jerah's gonna be my sidekick.
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I don't know why,
but I have the sudden urge to say,
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"Bitch!"
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Yeah, you know, man--
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-They think we playin' games.
-I know.
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-We not playing these games.
-Really?
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You guys are starting
with Boyz n the Hood?
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-Ricky!
-Ricky!
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[grunts]
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[exclaiming]
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-Ricky!
-Ricky!
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♪ Oh, my god ♪
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-No, Ricky...
-No, Ricky...
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-I'm not gon' cry. I ain't gon' cry.
-Guys, who is this?
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My name is Samuel Stricklen.
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I've actually played six dead guys
on The Mentalist.
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-Oh, okay.
-Oh, Ricky...
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This is the blackest thing
that's ever happened to me.
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C'mon Ricky, we gon' put you
in the '64 Impala.
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I auditioned to play Ricky,
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but I guess they went a different way.
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Good morrow, my fellow Comptonians.
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I, Schoolboy Reggie,
have called this quest.
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My big mother is in need of ingredients
for her hood-famous cheese grits.
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We must journey to the Crenshaw Bodega.
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But Reginald, there's a bodega across
the street, is there not?
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Yes, but lo, Big Mother doth owe
that bodega $23.74.
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-Who's with me?
-I, Darius,
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black athlete of Compton, Blue Chip
prospect, stand with thee.
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I, Yolanda,
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drug dealer of the block and High
Priestess of heroin, hath got thy back.
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And, I,
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Tanisha, the Thiccest.
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Back thine ass up, okurrrt.
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Has anyone seen Dis Nigga Terrence?
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My liege, Dis Nigga hath made a pact
with CP time.
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Lateness and fuckery abounds.
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[Darius] Hark!
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Corner Boys.
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We doth sling dope and cut throats.
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We shall take thine shit.
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[yelling]
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They reach'th for my Air Force 1s,
bestowed to me by my father.
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Doth these fools know 'tis my block?
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I will draw them hither,
with my distracting derriere.
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[Tanisha] Oh, hey fellas.
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Oh, look at da booty. [chuckles]
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What's going on, my Nubian princess?
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What be her special power again?
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[Corner Boy 1]
That's a powerful posterior.
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Ahh!
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-Oh, come here.
-Word.
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Ahh!
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She's but the thiccest.
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Yeah. Ow.
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The battle was tough.
Therefore, let us take a short rest.
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[all] Chronic break.
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[lighter clicks]
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Oh, yeah.
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Good shit.
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[Reggie] But, ho, over there.
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A gaggle of Thots are upon us!
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Surely, we are done for.
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Is you my baby daddy?
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-Is you my baby daddy?
-No.
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Sorry I'm late, y'all,
my bus caught on fire.
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Y'all smoke without me?
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[all] Dis Nigga Terrence!
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The Thots, they are retreatin'.
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They see Dis Nigga hath no money.
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He ain't about shit, come on baby.
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Forsooth, my EBT card
hath been replenished.
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[all] 'Tis the first of the month.
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Westward, ho.
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For the cheese grits.
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[all] For the cheese grits.
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How did we let this get to market?
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This game is one of the most racist things
I've ever seen,
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-and I went to Duke.
-How did we miss this?
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We're ruined.
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I tried to tell y'all.
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I sent 285 e-mails.
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Look, cracka, look!
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Okay, well now,
that's just a waste of paper.
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[yelling]
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We're blaming that black guy, right?
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Um, yeah.
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[announcer] Back by popular demand,
it's Wayback Wonderland,
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R&B hip-hop music festival
that's off the chi-zain.
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This concert lineup is bananas, y'all.
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Remember Kidz2Adults,
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Coco Blvd,
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Jimmy Jimi Jimmay.
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We're talking all yo' favorites,
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but on an updated post-"Me Too" vibe.
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Who can forget R&B sex machines Cruditay?
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They're back,
but with a more appropriate version
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of their smash single,
"Backstage Underage."
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We are now calling this song,
"In Our Green Room."
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Minors must be accompanied by an adult.
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Except when we tour
several countries outside the U.S.,
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where the age of consent
is considerably lower.
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Heard your feedback,
responded to your petitions,
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and received your lawsuits.
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Now, Wayback Wonderland is back
and even better than before.
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What's good?
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We da Hump Lordz,
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and we about to sing our title track,
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"Zoom, Zoom, Zoom,
In Yo' Drink, Drink, Drink."
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So as it turns out, we're not legally
permitted to sing those lyrics,
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'cause that constitutes
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a sex crime.
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But we can project them
on this white screen,
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redacted.
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And on the Let's Get Married stage,
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we got New Sensitivity,
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the most romantic R&B band of the '90s.
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Who about to bring a new sensitivity
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to their choreographiezez.
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It's that time of the night,
where we used to give one lucky fan
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a four-way face grind.
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But we're responsible now,
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so get that body ready,
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'cause we gonna give you
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a four-year scholarship
to the school of your choice!
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The '90s was a different time, y'all,
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but that don't mean
we can't enjoy it today.
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Yeah, some lyrics might be cringe-y,
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but at least we know them bands
was good peoples, right?
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Yeah, boi! We're Ampersand.
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Our old name was so nasty,
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we had to change it to a punctuation.
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Y'all ready to get this candy?
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A'ight, then, let's do it.
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This next track is called
"We're straight Up Pedophi--"
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[man] Ampersand will no longer
be appearing at this festival.
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[announcer] Wayback Wonderland,
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a music festival where we separate
the artists from the art,
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so you don't have to.
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[man] All sales final.
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MLK was a ho.
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[James] MLK was a ho.
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MLK was a ho.
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MLK was a ho.
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-MLK...
-Guys, guys!
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I'm trying to play Black Fortnite.
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Sorry, but we're doing Barbershop
right now,
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they both want to play
Cedric the Entertainer,
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and I can't decide who's better.
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-MLK was a ho!
-MLK was a ho!
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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You're embarrassing yourselves.
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It's like this. "MLK was a ho.
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Fuck Bill Cosby, yeah, I said it."
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Honestly, you're hired.
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Ice Cube Day. Yay-yay.
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-Nervous flyer?
-[thunder rumbles]
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No. Now that we're at cruising altitude,
it's not so bad.
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-Hi, I'm Rudy.
-Kelly, hi.
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-[laughs]
-[plane PA beeps]
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This is your captain speaking, we're about
to fly through a storm system,
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and you can expect some turbulence.
Please fasten your seat belts.
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Just breathe, you got this.
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It's gonna be great.
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♪ Lookin' good, bad as she wanna be ♪
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♪ Go ahead, walk it out
Right in front of me ♪
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♪ Look out ♪
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Did you see that?
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[Kelly] See what?
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Never mind.
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Must be my eyes playing tricks on me.
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There's no reason to be nervous.
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Pilots fly through storms
all the time, so...
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-Right. [clears throat]
-[thunder cracks]
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♪ Lookin' good, bad as she wanna be ♪
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There she is again.
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-What?
-Look,
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a woman is twerking on the wing
of this plane. She getting it in.
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-I'm regretting talking to you.
-No, Kelly,
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we're 30,000 feet in the air and a woman
is making it clap on the wing of this 747.
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-I'm getting a call.
-You ain't getting a call.
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Yeah, I am. I have good service.
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♪ Lookin' good, bad as she wanna be ♪
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♪ Go ahead, walk it out
In front of me ♪
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[attendant call button beeping]
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C'mon, please.
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Sir, can I help you?
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There's twerking... on the wing.
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Look.
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Sir, I don't have time for your games.
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-What?
-I can't.
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-But she was real.
-Jesus, not tonight.
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She is real,
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I saw her move dat thang.
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She's as real as you and me, Kelly.
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Kelly!
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I need to get some air.
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Keep it together, Rudy.
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There isn't a woman making her ass clap
on the wing of a plane,
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it's not possible.
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The g-force, Rudy, the g-force.
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God.
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Ah!
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[screams]
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Oh, God, she's twerking in here.
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-Oh no, she's dipping it low, too low.
-Get it!
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No, I'm not getting it today.
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Get it. Get it.
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Oh, brotha,
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there's twerking in the latrine.
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-Man, please.
-What the--
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No.
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[Rudy whimpers]
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Quiet down.
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[exclaiming]
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She's twerking...
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on the wing...
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and the latrine...
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and this safety magazine.
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I'm not seeing things,
249
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except for what that booty do!
250
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It's chopped that wood.
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It shook like a salt shaker,
252
00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:00,045
nay, like a Polaroid picture.
253
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,063
She shook what her mama gave her,
254
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,598
and she gave her a lot.
255
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,940
She threw that ass in a circle,
256
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,149
round of applause.
257
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,229
Booty rockin' everywhere,
258
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,284
Booty, booty rockin' everywhere.
259
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,315
She had buns.
260
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,754
She had buns.
261
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,092
So the twerker was
like our society at large,
262
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:39,511
and the man was like the middle class,
and the plane was like big pharma.
263
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,801
No wait, the plane was like our democracy.
264
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,476
Yes, this episode had a message,
in The Twilight...
265
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,765
Wait, what? We can't say that? Legally?
266
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,940
In The Twerking Zone.
267
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,074
♪ Lookin' good, bad as she wanna be ♪
268
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,529
♪ Go ahead, walk it out
Right in front of me ♪
269
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,247
May I present, Lady Aaliyah?
270
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:13,214
How dare she come to this party.
271
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,592
She proliferated rumors
about our dear hostess.
272
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,670
Ah, Lady Aaliyah, do sit.
273
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:19,836
You know Lady Jada?
274
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,180
-Good day.
-Yes.
275
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,339
Lady Aaliyah.
276
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:27,644
Forgive me. I don't recall
sending you an invitation.
277
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,597
Oh, my, it must have gotten lost,
278
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,765
-much like your chastity.
-[chuckling]
279
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,185
Upon reflection,
280
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,608
last time you attended
one of my dinner parties,
281
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:41,202
you did not respond well to the beef.
282
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,199
They're talking about "the beef."
283
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:46,953
Oh.
284
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,584
Dear lady, I have no issue with beef,
285
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,745
as long as it's properly served.
286
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,584
Get closer.
287
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,247
Like tense champagne,
it's about to pop off.
288
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,421
Oh, it seems that we've
attracted attention.
289
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,757
Dear guests, please refrain from spilling,
290
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,434
because all napkins in my home
are stuffed in this lady's bosom.
291
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,715
[chortling]
292
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,308
[trumpet bleats]
293
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,483
Well... [chuckles]
294
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,309
I needed to use those napkins
for my tears.
295
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,818
I'm so very sorry
for the death of your poodle.
296
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:20,900
He's quite alive.
297
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,235
Oh, then what is your wig comprised of?
298
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,659
If you want to know where she went,
299
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,083
I say, she went there.
300
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:32,579
I don't believe I've congratulated you
on your engagement.
301
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,333
How generous of your fiance
302
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,876
to accept his dowry
in the form of a coupon.
303
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,762
Are we in a library?
Because she just got read.
304
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,261
Lady Fiona, would you be so kind
as to retrieve my handkerchief?
305
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,680
You do have ample experience
on your knees.
306
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,604
[all exclaim]
307
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,102
Like a pig on a spit, madam,
you have been burnt.
308
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,726
Oh, God.
309
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,029
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
310
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,452
No!
311
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,448
Oh, no.
312
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:14,369
Cheek bones for days, I stan.
313
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,205
[snarling]
314
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,830
[woofing]
315
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,403
-Woof.
-Hornswoggler.
316
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,696
Flapdoodle!
317
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,619
-You want some more, Charles Bitchens?
-Enough!
318
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,286
This is not worth your lives.
319
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:58,249
Make amends,
or settle your disputes in private.
320
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,749
But I do love disputes.
321
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,753
[slurps loudly]
322
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,586
[slurping continues]
323
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,814
-[gunshot]
-[woman screams]
324
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:19,939
-And, what? Say something.
-Say something. One of y'all say it.
325
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,191
Oh, no. Stay with me.
326
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,483
Hold me close, I'm shivering.
327
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,945
It's so cold,
328
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,860
in the shade.
329
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,200
[coughing]
330
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,945
Well, she dead.
331
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,670
[Shawtane] Astronomy Club stinks.
332
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,920
Buncha marks.
333
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,797
They don't respect Ice Cube Day or us.
334
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:46,839
Either they don't know,
335
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,221
don't show,
336
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,379
or don't care
337
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,177
about Ice Cube Day.
338
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,349
Let's bounce.
339
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,935
[all] Yay-yay.
340
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,019
[gasps]
341
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,733
You guys, you're all Ice Cubes.
342
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,523
I'm Ice Cube from Are We There Yet?
343
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,438
I'm Three Kings Ice Cube.
344
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,485
I'm Ice Cube from Anaconda.
345
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,609
I'm All About the Benjamins Ice Cube.
346
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,406
I'm dope boy Ice Cube.
347
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,026
I'm Ice Cube from XXX,
348
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:15,623
and Ride Along,
349
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,446
and Ghost From Mars,
350
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,157
and Torque,
351
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,711
and 21 Jump Street,
352
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,747
and Triple X: Return of Xander Cage.
353
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,964
-Wow, you guys really do believe.
-So,
354
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,415
I heard somebody was celebrating my day.
355
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,926
[all exclaiming]
356
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,180
Yo, Ice Cube, yay-yay.
357
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,472
Shut yo' ass up.
358
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,428
Hey, Tane,
359
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,556
Thanks for letting me, you know,
come through here
360
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,693
and y'all celebrating everything Ice Cube.
361
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,271
-Yeah, man.
-Some real ass shit.
362
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,935
Pretty weird, even when Ice Cube is
being super nice,
363
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,322
he still looks pretty angry.
364
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,359
I'm really shocked that Ice Cube
didn't remember me.
365
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,828
I was Nia Long's body double
in Are We Done Yet?
366
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,954
I'm a proud member of SAG.
367
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,076
Hey, um, it's an honor to meet you, man.
368
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,424
And, I was just wondering, you know,
for the show and all,
369
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,670
if you could just
give us a little "Yay-yay?"
370
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,592
Hell, no.
371
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,838
-Okay.
-That's my shit.
372
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,304
-Yeah.
-Y'all lucky I showed up to this bullshit.
373
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,094
-That is right.
-True, you right.
374
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:19,967
I only came because Netflix said I could
meet the cast of Stranger Things.
375
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,684
You know, Eleven is gangster.
376
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,191
Yay-yay.
377
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,191
Can I do a "yay-yay" one time? You know.
378
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,443
-You go there...
-Just one good time?
379
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:29,782
One good time, man.
380
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,437
Yay-yay.
381
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,534
[Jerah] Was it not...
382
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,782
[chuckles nervously]
383
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:35,743
Stop it.
384
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,703
You need work, homie, you need work.
385
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,328
-We're gonna work on it.
-Work on it.
386
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,449
Damn.
387
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,461
Today was a good day.
388
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,539
[laughs]
389
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,036
See, 'cause he had a song called...
390
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,610
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
391
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,610
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
392
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,072
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
393
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,073
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
394
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,405
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ Now it's our time ♪
395
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,991
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ Here we come, we here ♪
396
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,197
-♪ Here we come, y'all ♪
-♪ With a brand-new style ♪
397
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,828
-♪ Here we come, y'all ♪
-♪ Hit you with the first line, pow ♪
398
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,455
♪ Like ha, ha, hee, hee
That's how you'll be ♪
399
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,803
♪ You won't resist
When you turn on your TV ♪
400
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,509
♪ A whole 'nother level
With a brand-new swag ♪
401
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,970
♪ Lemme show you
How we gon' get that bag ♪
402
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,510
♪ You know we taking over
Something's gotta give ♪
403
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,925
♪ Watch us run things
Like we, like we, like we did ♪
404
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,104
♪ You know the vibe
Clear the way, here we come ♪
405
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,813
♪ We be numero uno
No comprende, number one ♪
406
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,604
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
407
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,106
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
408
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,648
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
409
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,109
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
410
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,025
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ Here we come ♪
411
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,744
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ Here we come ♪
412
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,285
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ Here we come ♪
413
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,659
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ Here we come ♪
414
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,247
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ So you better get good ♪
415
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,593
♪ Let's get it
Get everybody now ♪
416
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,758
-♪ It's going down ♪
-♪ It's about to be lit, and that's fact ♪
417
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,968
♪ When we hit you
With the first line, pow ♪
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