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I'm Janie.
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This is me hitting
. The whore of my roommate
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I'm Dee.
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Insurance wonder
why is crazy
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is hitting my face.
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First, back up a bit.
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WANTED housemate
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Tibetan benefit concert
one night
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Free Tibet
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¿Jane Garber
? Dr. Hoffman will see you now.
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Thank you.
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Here.
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Their qualifications are impeccable.
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One semester in Ghana.
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Very commendable.
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PETA volunteer from the ...
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thirteen years?
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Do not get
a scholarship in Stansbury
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only with a good average.
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All students here plays
with academic perfection,
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and I come to tell you
I'm capable of more.
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Certainly it is going
on track,
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but let me interrupt.
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Today I will meet with many applicants
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and there's only
a few scholarships to go around.
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To know better
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and whether it is worthy
of a coveted honor,
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I will make one question.
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What do you think?
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political or sir
In spiritual terms?
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I want to know what you think.
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It is an open question
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no right or wrong answer.
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Tell me who you are.
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Well, let's see ...
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You might say that
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I believe in the basis of Buddhism,
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but really I just like
the peace message it conveys.
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You might say that
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I believe in the healing power of music.
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- Ah
-. But that's not entirely true.
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I just like the sound of my violin
when I press with the bow.
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I think the genuine hard work
really bears fruit
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and that in this world
can not be achieved nothing
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without passion.
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You need to travel far
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and much,
as often as possible.
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It is fuel for the soul.
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Clichés
like the ones I just mentioned
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They are such because they have
a basis of truth,
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and who coined the word 'cliché'
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I was too lazy
to prove such claims.
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Physical beauty,
money, trust,
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That goes too far,
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but can not fill
the hole in the heart.
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And I think that a good way
to develop character is
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known characters.
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Stansbury belong.
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It is ingrained in me,
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I have felt for a long time.
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And I know that sounds
extremely cliché, but ...
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I think that's what I believe.
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In the clichés.
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Thank you. Have a nice day.
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Hi, Dee.
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- Hello
-. How is your modeling?
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Great.
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- Good
-. Yes.
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Bye.
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Yes, well.
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Incoming call Joe
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God. Yes.
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Shit.
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It's my roommate. Move over.
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I thought you'd be
in the massage parlor all day.
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- Well ...
- I'll send you a message tonight.
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- Genial
-. It's like the third time this week.
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- Really
- I know. I am so sorry.
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I will repay
. It is a club promoter
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which will give a Cinco de Mayo party
that will rage in Social tonight.
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Do you want to come?
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- No, thanks
-. Really?
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I thought you were Latin American.
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No, I said it was part Native American.
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Champagne? Does this mean
what I think?
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- Actually ...
- I look
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the Bukkake Bride of Frankenstein.
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Expected to give me a quick shower.
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Two minutes.
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I'm anxious to know
news! Give veritas!
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Gross.
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Sorry
. I had to hydrate.
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Okay, girl, tell me
about your big interview.
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Did you get the free pass to Stanford?
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It is Stansbury.
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Yes.
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I'm still waiting
the official green light,
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but the dean of admissions
said it would receive
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a very important call
around 1:00 p.m.
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Heavens. How do you do
not stress you out?
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- It's 12:30 pm
. - I am.
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But the truth is
I can not do anything.
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My life is about to change drastically,
for better or for worse,
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- In the next 30 minutes
. - For best.
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Definitely for the better
. I'll put it on Twitter.
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- We champagne
- Not until you know.
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How about one of my famous milkshakes
banana and peach meantime?
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Yes. It sounds good, whenever vegan.
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Yes, do not worry
. I'll use skim milk.
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Besides, I'm
practically vegan.
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I do not like fish.
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I do not really distinguish
whether or not kidding.
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What did you do in the refrigerator?
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Thanks for noticing.
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Yesterday could not find
some of my stuff,
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so I thought it would be easier
to label what is who.
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I put gold stars on yours,
and red on mine.
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Very good. You can help
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whatever my food
anytime.
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Not only my food
. Anything mine, seriously,
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even my clothes.
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Thank you.
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Is that tofu costs
as $ 9 at Whole Foods.
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Was that soy?
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Gross.
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He died another of your fish.
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What a pity.
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It lasted quite.
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You should clean this thing
from time to time.
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Needless. That is
the parasite fish.
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Do you really felt safe
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put this big tank
in the table behind the chair?
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Yes.
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To me it makes me nervous.
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Is there something you do not get nervous?
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I dont know. It seems as if
do not imported fish.
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I do not care about them.
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It was a gift from Frank,
Mongolian.
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I was his girlfriend for about 10 minutes.
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He owns an aquarium.
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The tank turned out to be
more wasted space he.
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I dont know. I like the fish
. They produce calm.
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But your snake, not so much.
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Who? My great and sexy Fernando?
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It is harmless.
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Just bite
if you're furry and tail.
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I worked with his scaly ass
when I modeled for AE in the summer.
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Speaking of which,
a month ago not to food.
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- Wait
. - What?
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What is that for?
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Instagram, Facebook, Twitter.
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Which reminds me
you have not yet accepted
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my friend request
nor follow me.
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I almost never reviewed that thing,
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and I do not have a Twitter.
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Agree. Health.
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For your future.
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What about your future?
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When you find a Mr. Rico,
gifted, tall, dark-haired and handsome,
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in that order,
we can provide for me.
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- Is Joe
-. Again?
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Do not you dare answer.
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I could tell you to stop calling.
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Do not answer. Trust me
. You do not need that idiot in your life.
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If you let them talk,
before you know it,
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you exchange your violin
flute for their meat.
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Okay, I pressed 'ignore'.
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Good girl
. Someday you'll thank me.
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Speaking of violin,
should practice a little.
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Janie, get off the phone.
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Sissy!
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Good girl.
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- Hello, little bird
- What do you want?
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you again in my life.
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The last two weeks
appeared two years .
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Let me go and apologize in person.
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Incoming call Stansbury
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Joe, I'll call you later.
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Hey, wait.
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Hello?
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Hello, this is Janie.
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Yes.
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Stansbury!
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What does it say?
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Officially want to offer
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our largest grant
available at this time .
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Includes half of all tuition,
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- to pay up to three years
-. Sorry .
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You said half the tuition?
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I thought it was the greatest.
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That's right, Ms. Garber,
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but recent cuts
state budget
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we were forced to do
extreme cuts,
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especially in the education sector.
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Half-scholarships are the best
we can offer now,
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with a few exceptions
for athletes.
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I do not practice any sport.
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Miss. Garber,
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It is the best we can offer.
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It is a great achievement on their part.
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Not enough.
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. Miss Garber, do not understand
where you're going with this.
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- I can not pay ...
- I thank you,
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Mr. Garber. Hoffman.
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It is the dream of my life
. I'm super mad.
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That is, very excited
. Super excited.
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I'm very glad to hear it.
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Someone admissions department
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It will contact you
Friday by the financial issue.
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Stansbury welcome.
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Thank you very much.
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- I'm very excited
-. Well .
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Goodbye.
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You're welcome.
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I can not afford
half the tuition.
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They are $ 42,000 per year
with three years minimum.
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Two and a half, if I hurry,
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but just they are like $ 52,500.
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Go. You're like Batman
in mathematics.
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What about financial aid?
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- We all use
-. I did in the previous year,
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but you still need to return 80%
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and I do not want to be indebted
the rest of my life.
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Can you ask for a donation?
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There is no time. I file
proof of payment on Friday.
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- And if you ask your parents
- Dad is retired postman.
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¿Medical experiments?
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They do not pay enough.
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- Robbing a bank
- That's my last resort.
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Penny stock!
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Are you serious?
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I do not even know what they are.
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But it sounded smart, right?
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I need brain food. Yes.
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Heavens, girl
. You did not have to spend a star
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in each of my eggs.
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Not even eat eggs
. I like eggs.
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You hate eggs
. I love them.
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Gosh, Dee.
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- You're a genius
-. I know.
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Wait. What?
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I can donate my eggs back
to a couple in need.
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It is rather cumbersome,
yet perfect.
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Really?
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You can receive a 10,000
if you do it through a service,
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but private partners
usually pay more.
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Holy guacamole.
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- Is it easy
- If you have
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a high threshold of pain, yes.
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Fill you with hormones
for weeks,
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until it reaches the fun,
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when you put a needle
and suck all the eggs.
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Where?
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Where do you think?
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Why the shell?
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Yes, in the vaginal region.
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Well, I would say I have
a high threshold of pain.
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In the vagina?
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Yes it is.
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Years of practice!
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I take care of this.
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Wait. I want to help.
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Donor candidates
About SOURCE donor
266
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FAQ donor
267
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,108
Results for egg clinics
high level.
268
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,186
Who can use donated eggs?
269
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,307
I find nothing
more than 10,000.
270
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:07,387
I can do it more than once
if necessary,
271
00:21:07,427 --> 00:21:09,593
but you ruin the body.
272
00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:13,255
Eureka! Here's one
for 50 big, girl,
273
00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:17,293
if you allow frozen
additional egg for the future.
274
00:21:20,456 --> 00:21:23,162
'Wealthy couple
looking aggressively
275
00:21:23,245 --> 00:21:27,532
'Serious applicants
Age. 21 to 25,
276
00:21:27,615 --> 00:21:30,239
'Clear history,
high IQ.'
277
00:21:30,321 --> 00:21:33,278
This is great
. How did you find it?
278
00:21:33,319 --> 00:21:34,776
I am a genius.
279
00:21:35,941 --> 00:21:39,021
They want to make a decision tomorrow
. Wait, I'll call.
280
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,846
The line is busy.
281
00:21:47,969 --> 00:21:50,386
Here it says:
282
00:21:50,469 --> 00:21:53,758
'Only natural blondes'
to coincide with the mother.
283
00:21:53,841 --> 00:21:55,256
What a pity.
284
00:21:56,628 --> 00:21:58,420
I'm blonde.
285
00:21:58,502 --> 00:22:01,540
It's dirty blond
. It is my natural color.
286
00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:05,038
Breaking news...
287
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,659
I'm not a natural blonde
. Just love this color.
288
00:22:08,741 --> 00:22:10,490
The men love this color.
289
00:22:10,573 --> 00:22:12,238
You should try it sometime.
290
00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:15,070
Blonde blonder
have much more fun.
291
00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:16,693
I enjoy a lot.
292
00:22:17,732 --> 00:22:19,940
You should tell Joe.
293
00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:27,682
You know,
294
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,344
not all have the luxury of swagger
295
00:22:30,427 --> 00:22:32,468
in gyms during the day
296
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:33,966
and in the clubs at night.
297
00:22:35,006 --> 00:22:37,756
Some want to become somebody.
298
00:22:52,197 --> 00:22:53,448
Hi.
299
00:22:53,531 --> 00:22:57,194
Hi. Call never came back.
300
00:22:57,277 --> 00:22:59,733
- Look ...
- We had dinner at 8:30?
301
00:23:00,773 --> 00:23:02,231
If it is okay.
302
00:23:02,313 --> 00:23:04,311
I can not talk now.
303
00:23:04,394 --> 00:23:06,269
Okay, I'll pick you up at ...
304
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:07,933
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
305
00:23:08,016 --> 00:23:09,181
Agree.
306
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:11,555
Bye.
307
00:23:26,790 --> 00:23:29,038
- Hello
- Hello.
308
00:23:29,121 --> 00:23:31,911
I'm calling about the ad
egg donation.
309
00:23:40,649 --> 00:23:42,109
I have good news.
310
00:23:42,149 --> 00:23:44,897
I just talked to Olivia,
the representative of the couple,
311
00:23:44,938 --> 00:23:46,770
and normally I would go,
312
00:23:46,853 --> 00:23:50,391
but as it is not by agency
and there's so little time,
313
00:23:50,432 --> 00:23:54,179
come to here, now,
so the place should be perfect.
314
00:23:54,261 --> 00:23:58,051
- You're cleaning the tank
-. Yes.
315
00:23:58,133 --> 00:24:00,257
Thank you.
316
00:24:03,751 --> 00:24:05,793
Is that one of my dishes wall?
317
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,747
All dishes are dirty.
318
00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:10,705
A week ago not lavas.
319
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,244
These are not for eating.
320
00:24:14,285 --> 00:24:17,115
They are from my travels,
and are very special to me.
321
00:24:17,198 --> 00:24:18,864
I already told you.
322
00:24:19,904 --> 00:24:21,153
I told you!
323
00:24:21,235 --> 00:24:24,026
This is Cambodia,
in case you were wondering.
324
00:24:24,108 --> 00:24:25,899
I did not.
325
00:25:32,914 --> 00:25:35,746
Hello! You must be Miss Morgan
.. Go ahead, please.
326
00:25:35,786 --> 00:25:37,786
How is it going?
327
00:25:39,157 --> 00:25:41,240
I'm Jane Garber.
328
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,527
- Nice to meet you
-. A pleasure to meet you, Miss Garber..
329
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:46,734
Very...
330
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,356
warm.
331
00:25:49,438 --> 00:25:52,855
I can open a window if you like.
332
00:25:52,937 --> 00:25:55,268
No, warm and welcoming.
333
00:25:55,351 --> 00:25:57,516
You have fish.
334
00:25:58,763 --> 00:26:02,179
Yes, I love animals.
335
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:08,089
There are only three
. Why some reason?
336
00:26:08,129 --> 00:26:10,003
They are my roommate.
337
00:26:10,086 --> 00:26:13,249
If it were me,
have a whole shoal.
338
00:26:14,831 --> 00:26:17,246
They are very relaxing, right?
339
00:26:20,117 --> 00:26:22,116
Yes very.
340
00:26:22,157 --> 00:26:25,530
But I think what best represents me
341
00:26:25,612 --> 00:26:30,025
It's in my room,
and there I have a puppy.
342
00:26:30,107 --> 00:26:31,898
Please, Ms. Morgan,
343
00:26:31,979 --> 00:26:33,853
here.
344
00:26:35,435 --> 00:26:37,558
Thank you.
345
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,224
Here.
346
00:26:41,971 --> 00:26:45,178
You mentioned on the phone
you've already donated eggs.
347
00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:49,215
Yes. It's important to me
help the less fortunate.
348
00:26:49,298 --> 00:26:51,878
How nice to hear that,
349
00:26:51,959 --> 00:26:54,334
but no one who has
a winter home in Aspen
350
00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:57,748
and a summer in Naples should
be described as 'less fortunate'.
351
00:26:57,789 --> 00:27:00,745
Yes.
352
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,357
Yes, I usually have an assistant,
353
00:27:14,439 --> 00:27:16,561
but it is in Palm Springs.
354
00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:17,935
Whatever.
355
00:27:19,849 --> 00:27:22,764
If you ask me, I think it's
a binge of methamphetamine.
356
00:27:22,804 --> 00:27:25,511
It is very difficult to get help
with my work.
357
00:27:25,593 --> 00:27:27,217
A lot of responsibility.
358
00:27:27,299 --> 00:27:31,423
bratty kids and Christmas gifts
no personal sense.
359
00:27:31,506 --> 00:27:33,463
You want to help her?
360
00:27:33,504 --> 00:27:36,127
I guess that's something
not got the job at Best Buy.
361
00:27:36,209 --> 00:27:38,333
it is not doing well.
362
00:27:38,415 --> 00:27:41,579
Well, let's see.
363
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,119
look beautiful in this light.
364
00:27:44,201 --> 00:27:46,158
Where'd you get those cheekbones?
365
00:27:46,241 --> 00:27:48,073
In fact, I am a Navajo eighth.
366
00:27:48,114 --> 00:27:51,195
I did not know, I did not know it. Interesting.
367
00:27:51,277 --> 00:27:54,524
Very American. I like
. As trade with the tear.
368
00:27:54,607 --> 00:27:55,982
How good. All right.
369
00:27:56,064 --> 00:27:59,603
Better leave it ... Yeah. Okay.
370
00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:01,727
As you've already been through this before ...
371
00:28:01,809 --> 00:28:04,722
- What is that? It's ...
- Do I have something on your face?
372
00:28:04,804 --> 00:28:06,596
Is permanent
. We can fix it.
373
00:28:06,678 --> 00:28:09,343
I guess you know
how the procedure is.
374
00:28:09,425 --> 00:28:13,048
You have not had any disease
sexually transmitted, right?
375
00:28:16,794 --> 00:28:18,793
I'll know then, right?
376
00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:21,707
Nothing that an antibiotic will not cure.
377
00:28:21,789 --> 00:28:24,079
I'll let you talk to a few minutes.
378
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:27,285
Tell my clients something from you.
379
00:28:27,367 --> 00:28:29,198
You know, a little je ne sais quoi.
380
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,612
- Well
-. Okay. Raises the chin.
381
00:28:31,695 --> 00:28:34,402
How adorable.
382
00:28:34,443 --> 00:28:36,109
It starts when you're ready.
383
00:28:36,191 --> 00:28:38,647
- Let
-. Let's see ...
384
00:28:38,729 --> 00:28:41,603
You know what? How are you
385
00:28:41,644 --> 00:28:43,934
if instead of trying to describe
386
00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:47,431
Who am I tell you what I think?
387
00:28:50,386 --> 00:28:52,716
Thank you very much for coming
388
00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:54,548
such short notice,
Miss. Morgan,
389
00:28:54,630 --> 00:28:56,213
and accelerate the process.
390
00:28:56,296 --> 00:28:58,835
You can not imagine how excited
I'm with the possibility
391
00:28:58,918 --> 00:29:00,458
to help a couple in need ...
392
00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:02,706
Or should I say a couple in Naples?
393
00:29:02,788 --> 00:29:04,873
Very good.
394
00:29:04,955 --> 00:29:07,495
I liked coming
. Furthermore, it is not usual
395
00:29:07,577 --> 00:29:09,743
to kill two birds with one stone.
396
00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:12,781
Two birds? I am sorry.
397
00:29:12,821 --> 00:29:16,070
You and Miss Henderson
.. Your roommate?
398
00:29:16,152 --> 00:29:19,981
The relationship they have is admirable,
399
00:29:20,063 --> 00:29:21,938
to run for the same
400
00:29:22,062 --> 00:29:25,102
lucrative opportunity
without any competitive spirit.
401
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:29,223
Money is not important for us,
Miss. Morgan.
402
00:29:29,305 --> 00:29:32,094
After all,
the gift of love is priceless.
403
00:29:33,592 --> 00:29:35,924
Your
404
00:29:36,007 --> 00:29:37,882
You must be Deandra.
405
00:29:37,963 --> 00:29:40,545
The same.
406
00:29:40,628 --> 00:29:43,916
Pleased to meet
. Go to my office, please.
407
00:29:45,123 --> 00:29:46,288
Heavens!
408
00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:50,409
What a magnificent four-poster bed!
409
00:29:50,492 --> 00:29:52,241
Thank you.
410
00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:54,532
It is a Magdalena.
411
00:30:09,765 --> 00:30:11,181
It is very funny.
412
00:30:11,263 --> 00:30:13,221
Do you understand what I mean?
413
00:30:13,303 --> 00:30:15,593
And I can warn
414
00:30:15,633 --> 00:30:17,717
for the time, energy and love
415
00:30:17,799 --> 00:30:20,379
they have put into this ...
416
00:30:30,452 --> 00:30:32,909
Children always inspired me.
417
00:30:32,950 --> 00:30:35,573
They are so uninhibited, cheerful and ...
418
00:30:38,153 --> 00:30:40,151
Thank you. Anxiously await ...
419
00:30:48,976 --> 00:30:51,517
¿Brazilian or peeled Style?
420
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:54,429
- Brazilian
-. Ah, a special detail.
421
00:31:00,589 --> 00:31:05,045
It was a pleasure to meet you, Deandra.
422
00:31:05,126 --> 00:31:08,831
I'll just tell my customers
about your sense of humor.
423
00:31:08,914 --> 00:31:10,247
Thank you.
424
00:31:16,616 --> 00:31:20,154
Well, they are looking for an adult woman, right?
425
00:31:22,484 --> 00:31:25,440
My husband and I have
the same in turquoise.
426
00:31:25,481 --> 00:31:27,438
Tigress!
427
00:31:33,307 --> 00:31:36,431
Janie, you should have fun
much with it.
428
00:31:37,969 --> 00:31:39,594
She is a big joke.
429
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,506
I'm impressed with both.
430
00:31:43,588 --> 00:31:47,461
I'm glad I made an exception.
431
00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:51,415
These brochures contain
their questionnaires.
432
00:31:51,456 --> 00:31:53,829
It is vital that they are complete ...
433
00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:55,828
- Of course
-. And be reliable.
434
00:31:55,910 --> 00:31:57,617
And as we have little time,
435
00:31:57,699 --> 00:31:59,032
I need to 8:00 p.m.
436
00:31:59,115 --> 00:32:01,322
The will scan and send them.
437
00:32:01,404 --> 00:32:03,737
- What email prefer that ...
- I have it.
438
00:32:03,819 --> 00:32:06,608
- He gave me his card, we can share
- Yes. Goodbye, Dee..
439
00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:09,521
- Goodbye
- Miss Morgan, thank you very much..
440
00:32:09,604 --> 00:32:13,517
He came right away
and really appreciate it.
441
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,765
It was a pleasure to meet you, Olivia.
442
00:32:15,848 --> 00:32:17,887
- All right. Bye. Meow, meow
-. Goodbye.
443
00:32:54,767 --> 00:32:56,434
Because you did?
444
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,470
I just try to be someone, Janie.
445
00:33:00,553 --> 00:33:03,427
You can not get your way
seducing this time.
446
00:33:03,509 --> 00:33:07,258
You never know. Did you see how
touched my furry handcuffs?
447
00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:08,964
By the way, thanks for that.
448
00:33:09,047 --> 00:33:11,046
You are very unpleasant.
449
00:33:11,127 --> 00:33:14,250
Just relax. I just pinch the titty.
450
00:33:15,373 --> 00:33:17,539
I need the money, Dee.
451
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,951
- I do not do it for the money
-. Yes, I know.
452
00:33:20,034 --> 00:33:23,366
You do not even need to work,
what are you trying to prove?
453
00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:27,570
You're not better than me.
454
00:33:30,150 --> 00:33:32,149
This is not a beauty contest.
455
00:33:32,231 --> 00:33:35,728
Life is
a beauty contest, sweet.
456
00:33:36,768 --> 00:33:38,683
You're better than that crap.
457
00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:43,097
I know
. Beggars can not be choosers .
458
00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:55,460
If you take a shower,
459
00:33:55,542 --> 00:33:58,539
You'd better not use
my shampoo Andre Walker!
460
00:34:04,117 --> 00:34:05,741
You can beat him.
461
00:34:28,468 --> 00:34:31,007
For me? They are beautiful.
462
00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:33,670
- Yes Janie Garber
-.? The're looking.
463
00:34:35,126 --> 00:34:37,333
- Thanks
-. Sign here.
464
00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:46,742
- Your receipt
-. Thank you, yes.
465
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,461
Red a rose, a violet blue.
466
00:34:52,485 --> 00:34:53,794
Flowers like you
there on the planet.
467
00:34:53,818 --> 00:34:55,418
I love you, little bird
. Sincerely, Joe Shmo.
468
00:35:07,428 --> 00:35:08,719
Wretched.
469
00:35:20,623 --> 00:35:23,246
MAKE AMENDS WITH YOUR HAIR
CONDITIONER WITH KERATIN
470
00:36:11,031 --> 00:36:12,615
Give me a second!
471
00:36:12,697 --> 00:36:15,153
One.
472
00:36:15,235 --> 00:36:16,443
I'm going in.
473
00:36:17,484 --> 00:36:18,566
Hi.
474
00:36:19,814 --> 00:36:20,816
If?
475
00:36:23,978 --> 00:36:25,978
Sorry about before.
476
00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:27,767
I think I'm by menstruating.
477
00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:31,555
Yes me too.
478
00:36:31,637 --> 00:36:33,968
I was thinking,
479
00:36:34,050 --> 00:36:36,382
while you are showering,
480
00:36:36,465 --> 00:36:38,422
we hardly know, right?
481
00:36:39,462 --> 00:36:41,462
- That's
-. And we are tied
482
00:36:41,502 --> 00:36:43,667
to live together other ...
483
00:36:43,749 --> 00:36:45,333
341 days.
484
00:36:45,415 --> 00:36:48,120
- Huh
- Is when the contract expires.
485
00:36:49,618 --> 00:36:52,950
Yes, I do not interpret that,
but accurate.
486
00:36:53,032 --> 00:36:56,114
And we have to fill
these forms reveal
487
00:36:56,197 --> 00:36:59,401
every detail of who we are
and what we have done.
488
00:37:00,441 --> 00:37:03,355
- And
- Why not fill them together?
489
00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:06,851
Better yet, why
we do not fill one on the other?
490
00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:08,974
What better way to get to know?
491
00:37:10,433 --> 00:37:13,763
Come on. It will be innocent fun.
492
00:37:13,845 --> 00:37:15,679
Please.
493
00:37:17,591 --> 00:37:19,175
What is your point?
494
00:37:19,257 --> 00:37:22,920
Super. To all my i's
I put adorable hearts.
495
00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:26,250
Kidding!
496
00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:30,538
You know, honestly,
497
00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:32,951
I will complete mine
on my own.
498
00:37:33,034 --> 00:37:34,159
Thank you as well.
499
00:37:34,241 --> 00:37:35,699
Agree.
500
00:37:39,819 --> 00:37:41,985
Close the door please.
501
00:37:54,471 --> 00:37:55,471
Dee!
502
00:37:55,552 --> 00:37:57,803
What'd I tell you about smoking in the house?
503
00:37:57,886 --> 00:38:00,134
That makes the place
smacks of cheap bar.
504
00:38:00,216 --> 00:38:02,382
He blows the smoke out the window.
505
00:38:02,464 --> 00:38:04,463
That is not enough.
506
00:38:05,793 --> 00:38:07,418
You always burn
that fucking sage.
507
00:38:07,459 --> 00:38:09,956
I do it because the place
smells like smoke.
508
00:38:09,997 --> 00:38:11,871
And is not shit.
509
00:38:11,953 --> 00:38:13,995
I told
I'm an eighth Navajo.
510
00:38:14,077 --> 00:38:16,034
It is part of my race.
511
00:38:18,490 --> 00:38:19,697
Does not matter.
512
00:38:21,194 --> 00:38:23,236
My ancestors you have booted
513
00:38:23,318 --> 00:38:26,523
those beautiful blond curls
by smoking that crap.
514
00:38:26,606 --> 00:38:28,938
That was hard, Janie.
515
00:38:30,478 --> 00:38:31,894
He joked.
516
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:35,639
Navajos are the most peaceful tribe
. It was a joke.
517
00:38:35,721 --> 00:38:37,262
I was joking.
518
00:38:39,717 --> 00:38:42,341
Sorry
. That was cruel.
519
00:38:45,212 --> 00:38:48,253
Do you want that we complete together?
520
00:38:48,336 --> 00:38:51,292
I'll do mine, and you yours,
521
00:38:51,374 --> 00:38:53,207
but we can do together.
522
00:38:53,288 --> 00:38:54,455
Wonderful!
523
00:38:55,494 --> 00:38:57,036
Wait. First...
524
00:39:00,988 --> 00:39:02,946
No thanks. I'm still vegan.
525
00:39:04,277 --> 00:39:07,068
What? You say that gelatin
have flesh?
526
00:39:07,150 --> 00:39:10,189
- No, no meat. Hooves
-. What do you say?
527
00:39:10,271 --> 00:39:13,435
Strange, is not it
? Take the hooves of cow and pig,
528
00:39:13,475 --> 00:39:15,350
the pulverized and ...
To make it short,
529
00:39:15,433 --> 00:39:17,639
ends up being
key ingredient of gelatin,
530
00:39:17,721 --> 00:39:19,181
which it is in almost everything.
531
00:39:19,263 --> 00:39:20,983
Gummy bears
are made of gelatin.
532
00:39:21,053 --> 00:39:22,634
Sour cream, even ice cream.
533
00:39:22,716 --> 00:39:26,048
Yes, all those hooves
dirty with mud and shit,
534
00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,544
all processing
on your favorite snacks.
535
00:39:29,626 --> 00:39:32,582
Does not matter. If fat-free,
it is good for me.
536
00:39:38,536 --> 00:39:39,802
... QUIZ
TO EGG DONOR
537
00:39:39,826 --> 00:39:42,532
Okay, let's begin.
538
00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:45,696
All right. 'Height'.
539
00:39:45,779 --> 00:39:48,151
- 1,55
-. Mido 1.73.
540
00:39:49,274 --> 00:39:51,315
'Weight'. 51.
541
00:39:52,396 --> 00:39:54,520
- Heaven
-. I know, I lose a little.
542
00:39:54,602 --> 00:39:57,808
- You
- really do not know.
543
00:39:57,891 --> 00:40:01,096
A long time ago I did not weight.
544
00:40:01,178 --> 00:40:03,052
You know? I will estimate for you
545
00:40:03,135 --> 00:40:04,885
- And I say ...
- Nothing.
546
00:40:05,923 --> 00:40:08,632
- Leave this blank
. - Okay.
547
00:40:08,714 --> 00:40:12,917
- 'Education'
-. University of Berkeley,
548
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:16,039
Bachelor of Science,
549
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,579
and magna cum laude.
550
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:22,449
- You
- High Crestby,
551
00:40:22,490 --> 00:40:24,325
diploma.
552
00:40:24,407 --> 00:40:26,864
Member of Cheerios.
553
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:28,612
Wait. Do not put it there.
554
00:40:28,652 --> 00:40:31,775
That goes
in 'extracurricular activities'.
555
00:40:31,816 --> 00:40:35,644
Yes, let's see. Modeling,
556
00:40:35,727 --> 00:40:38,809
hanging out with friends, going to nightclubs.
557
00:40:38,891 --> 00:40:41,182
No wait. I will dance
558
00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:44,471
and gymnastics, kickboxing,
559
00:40:44,553 --> 00:40:48,550
Pilates, go to the beach. Take sun?
560
00:40:48,632 --> 00:40:51,921
I think that is included
in 'go to the beach'.
561
00:40:51,962 --> 00:40:53,587
Yes.
562
00:40:55,167 --> 00:40:58,957
- You
- I put my violin,
563
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,619
art, backpacking trips
564
00:41:01,743 --> 00:41:04,158
and yoga.
565
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,156
Gosh, I did not know what you were doing yoga.
566
00:41:06,238 --> 00:41:07,863
We should do it together.
567
00:41:07,946 --> 00:41:10,569
I'm insanely flexible.
568
00:41:12,318 --> 00:41:13,443
Clear.
569
00:41:14,481 --> 00:41:15,856
'Clinic history.
570
00:41:15,939 --> 00:41:20,935
'Some preexisting condition
we should know?'
571
00:41:21,017 --> 00:41:24,805
Yes, ADHD, obviously.
572
00:41:24,887 --> 00:41:27,053
And I'm allergic to fish.
573
00:41:27,135 --> 00:41:29,176
Y
574
00:41:29,258 --> 00:41:30,925
Dry Skin.
575
00:41:31,007 --> 00:41:34,046
- Eczema
- Yeah, how'd you know?
576
00:41:34,128 --> 00:41:37,751
- I also have
-. Well, we are like sisters.
577
00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:42,039
Not really. All right.
578
00:41:42,121 --> 00:41:44,162
'Have you ever interned?'
579
00:41:49,487 --> 00:41:51,570
You fill out a form,
580
00:41:51,653 --> 00:41:55,441
and that gives them free access
to your medical history,
581
00:41:55,524 --> 00:41:57,563
so you can not lie.
582
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,437
I washed the stomach
two years ago.
583
00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:04,475
It was a crazy night of revelry,
584
00:42:04,557 --> 00:42:06,266
I overdid it with the pattern,
585
00:42:06,348 --> 00:42:07,888
if you know what I mean.
586
00:42:11,010 --> 00:42:12,383
How about you?
587
00:42:13,921 --> 00:42:16,920
Only eczema.
588
00:42:17,003 --> 00:42:19,543
No allergy that I know, so ...
589
00:42:19,626 --> 00:42:22,539
You do not have pre-existing conditions?
590
00:42:22,622 --> 00:42:25,287
Remember you can find out everything.
591
00:42:25,328 --> 00:42:27,284
I was honest with you.
592
00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:32,614
Bipolar disorder.
593
00:42:33,778 --> 00:42:36,609
But I have not had any incidents
594
00:42:36,649 --> 00:42:38,898
from the eighth grade.
595
00:42:38,981 --> 00:42:40,605
- Well
-. Well.
596
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:45,600
- 'Sexual history'
-. The fun part.
597
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,931
'Any disease
sexually transmitted?'
598
00:42:48,972 --> 00:42:52,386
No, ma'am
. Verified recently.
599
00:42:52,468 --> 00:42:53,594
Your?
600
00:42:54,633 --> 00:42:58,047
Verified ... forever.
601
00:42:58,129 --> 00:43:00,585
'Number of sexual partners'.
602
00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:02,999
Why you ask that?
603
00:43:03,082 --> 00:43:06,246
They want to have an idea
of your life choices,
604
00:43:06,329 --> 00:43:08,786
and anything you have
you can pass to the baby.
605
00:43:08,868 --> 00:43:10,617
They did not realize
606
00:43:10,699 --> 00:43:12,532
if I shirk is a little, right?
607
00:43:12,614 --> 00:43:15,071
So I say ...
608
00:43:15,153 --> 00:43:16,320
fifty.
609
00:43:17,443 --> 00:43:18,526
Too many?
610
00:43:19,566 --> 00:43:20,941
¿40?
611
00:43:21,023 --> 00:43:22,939
39.
612
00:43:23,021 --> 00:43:24,561
It sounds naughty?
613
00:43:25,725 --> 00:43:26,892
Do not.
614
00:43:29,264 --> 00:43:30,846
Well then...
615
00:43:30,929 --> 00:43:34,218
Drumroll.
616
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:37,300
How many cavers
Garber visited the caves?
617
00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:39,464
One.
618
00:43:40,629 --> 00:43:41,921
Shut up.
619
00:43:42,003 --> 00:43:44,376
- No.
- Are you serious?
620
00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,957
- Yes
-. Wait, how old are you?
621
00:43:46,997 --> 00:43:50,286
- How is it possible
- I knew we should not do this.
622
00:43:50,326 --> 00:43:52,492
I'm not sorry. Is that...
623
00:43:52,574 --> 00:43:55,822
Girl, you have not lived.
624
00:43:55,905 --> 00:43:57,863
I could say the same about you.
625
00:43:57,944 --> 00:44:00,110
Why? Because I did not go
to the pyramids?
626
00:44:00,151 --> 00:44:03,065
You're wrong. I was in Cancun.
627
00:44:04,854 --> 00:44:07,852
Good to Know.
628
00:44:08,891 --> 00:44:11,391
- Next Question
-. Nice try,
629
00:44:11,473 --> 00:44:13,762
but first I want to know why.
630
00:44:13,844 --> 00:44:16,968
It is not as momentous.
631
00:44:18,048 --> 00:44:20,256
I waited the subject indicated
632
00:44:20,338 --> 00:44:22,379
I did not want it to be
633
00:44:22,461 --> 00:44:25,835
drunk one night under the bleachers
of a student play.
634
00:44:25,917 --> 00:44:28,415
No offense if you lost you.
635
00:44:28,498 --> 00:44:30,955
Almost. Changes alcohol 'E'
636
00:44:31,037 --> 00:44:32,870
and the stands for Subaru.
637
00:44:32,952 --> 00:44:34,909
The best that could happen to me.
638
00:44:34,992 --> 00:44:36,866
But tell me,
639
00:44:36,948 --> 00:44:39,778
Was it everything you expected it to be?
640
00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:42,069
Yes.
641
00:44:43,149 --> 00:44:46,606
What happened to Mr. Wonder?
642
00:44:46,688 --> 00:44:49,436
Sorry, I'm curious.
643
00:44:50,851 --> 00:44:53,182
What happened was
644
00:44:53,264 --> 00:44:56,054
I found the thong other
645
00:44:56,136 --> 00:44:58,802
in your glove two weeks ago.
646
00:44:58,884 --> 00:45:01,383
Wait. Back a little.
647
00:45:01,464 --> 00:45:06,127
You ended two weeks ago with Joe
Two weeks ago?.
648
00:45:06,210 --> 00:45:08,624
Joe was your ...
649
00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:10,622
Rays, girl.
650
00:45:10,663 --> 00:45:13,078
I guess that proves my point.
651
00:45:14,494 --> 00:45:16,160
What is your point, Dee?
652
00:45:16,242 --> 00:45:17,908
That all men are dogs
653
00:45:17,990 --> 00:45:19,615
they belong
in the trunk of Subarus.
654
00:45:19,656 --> 00:45:22,653
In a perfect world,
you would have chosen well,
655
00:45:22,735 --> 00:45:24,319
because you are requeté list.
656
00:45:24,401 --> 00:45:27,605
But in reality,
you conformaste with a jerk.
657
00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:31,020
Wait. Where are you going?
658
00:45:31,102 --> 00:45:32,851
What I said was not true?
659
00:45:32,934 --> 00:45:35,473
No one will complete it.
660
00:45:37,138 --> 00:45:40,011
Chocolate is
the main cause of Fupa.
661
00:45:41,133 --> 00:45:42,925
I'm just honest.
662
00:46:09,274 --> 00:46:10,814
Bipolar.
663
00:47:08,922 --> 00:47:11,088
Ready for action scan?
664
00:47:11,128 --> 00:47:13,043
- Ray, Dee
- Janie, what are tigress.
665
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:17,082
- Get out of my room
- Sorry.
666
00:47:17,163 --> 00:47:18,330
Wait.
667
00:47:18,412 --> 00:47:21,577
- Can I have this same escanearías
- Yes!
668
00:47:21,659 --> 00:47:22,867
My God.
669
00:47:28,859 --> 00:47:31,857
Do the right. You can beat him.
670
00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:33,480
Agree.
671
00:47:54,584 --> 00:47:55,585
Incoming call Joe
672
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,791
- Hello
-. Hello, preparing you ?
673
00:47:58,873 --> 00:48:01,121
I long to see you in an hour and a half.
674
00:48:01,162 --> 00:48:02,536
Ray.
675
00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:05,574
I booked a table
. Guess where.
676
00:48:05,657 --> 00:48:09,113
The train will whores tonight
. Why do not we stay?
677
00:48:09,195 --> 00:48:11,193
Okay, it sounds great.
678
00:48:12,234 --> 00:48:14,192
Did you like the flowers?
679
00:48:14,316 --> 00:48:15,481
What?
680
00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:18,271
I sent a bouquet
. They said you signed .
681
00:48:19,477 --> 00:48:20,477
Hello?
682
00:48:25,053 --> 00:48:27,846
I'll call you in a while, okay?
683
00:48:32,257 --> 00:48:33,382
Hi.
684
00:48:33,464 --> 00:48:35,504
Did you change your mind
about the party tonight?
685
00:48:35,586 --> 00:48:39,084
No. I need to talk to you.
686
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,873
Clear. About what?
687
00:48:40,955 --> 00:48:42,912
Gosh, I was stretching me,
688
00:48:42,995 --> 00:48:44,828
trying to take
this knot back.
689
00:48:44,910 --> 00:48:46,659
It's killing me.
690
00:48:46,742 --> 00:48:49,323
Since you're masseur,
691
00:48:49,405 --> 00:48:51,321
Maybe you could help
692
00:48:51,403 --> 00:48:54,068
or give me any indication.
693
00:48:55,898 --> 00:48:58,606
In fact, I have not had clients today,
694
00:48:58,646 --> 00:49:00,812
so I have hands cool.
695
00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:04,474
Really? Thank you.
696
00:49:04,556 --> 00:49:08,054
- Thanks
-. I go to prepare.
697
00:49:08,136 --> 00:49:10,718
- You give me 10 minutes
- Okay.
698
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,924
Perfect!
699
00:49:25,829 --> 00:49:27,287
Hi.
700
00:49:27,327 --> 00:49:31,448
Take off your robe and goes to the gurney.
701
00:49:35,277 --> 00:49:37,817
Is not there a catch?
702
00:49:37,899 --> 00:49:41,022
No. Do you want a massage or not?
703
00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:44,269
All right. ¿Face up or face down?
704
00:49:44,350 --> 00:49:46,142
- Prone
-. Well.
705
00:49:49,930 --> 00:49:53,509
I am very sore.
706
00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,465
Does it hurt the gym
707
00:49:55,548 --> 00:49:57,754
or exercise
you did in the kitchen?
708
00:49:57,836 --> 00:50:00,710
I can never make it out.
709
00:50:00,793 --> 00:50:04,248
Well, I desabrocharé this.
710
00:50:04,332 --> 00:50:06,123
Yes thanks.
711
00:50:07,288 --> 00:50:10,619
How was your dog?
712
00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:13,532
- Godiva
-. What lovely.
713
00:50:13,614 --> 00:50:16,280
Yes, it's my little angel.
714
00:50:16,362 --> 00:50:20,609
Go. You have magic hands, girl.
715
00:50:20,690 --> 00:50:23,605
Thank you. Years of practice.
716
00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:26,934
They say 10,000 hours makes you
a requested teacher.
717
00:50:26,975 --> 00:50:28,642
They say, huh?
718
00:50:28,724 --> 00:50:30,473
Yes, in my experience,
719
00:50:30,555 --> 00:50:34,302
big eyelashes, long legs
and waist par 34-C also works.
720
00:50:38,257 --> 00:50:41,045
Sorry, I thought you liked strong.
721
00:50:42,168 --> 00:50:43,917
Anyway,
722
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,580
It's what my mother said,
and it's the truth.
723
00:50:47,662 --> 00:50:49,579
Especially here in Los Angeles.
724
00:50:49,661 --> 00:50:51,868
If you're not a 10 in this city,
you're nobody.
725
00:50:51,950 --> 00:50:54,617
That is very sad.
726
00:50:54,657 --> 00:50:57,947
- What?
- What you just said.
727
00:50:57,988 --> 00:51:00,277
¿ 'If you're not a 10're nobody'?
728
00:51:00,318 --> 00:51:03,441
Yeah, well, that's life.
729
00:51:04,481 --> 00:51:07,186
As he told ...
730
00:51:07,268 --> 00:51:09,393
the interviewer before.
731
00:51:09,476 --> 00:51:10,850
- How is called
- Olivia.
732
00:51:10,932 --> 00:51:12,764
If she.
733
00:51:12,847 --> 00:51:14,762
He said he was almost certain
734
00:51:14,803 --> 00:51:18,176
they had already found the girl,
someone listed as a whip.
735
00:51:18,258 --> 00:51:20,256
Whatever that means.
736
00:51:20,339 --> 00:51:23,463
It is a reference
equestrian training.
737
00:51:24,751 --> 00:51:26,751
How the you charmed
for me to tell you?
738
00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:29,164
I do not love it.
739
00:51:29,246 --> 00:51:30,746
I SINCERE with her.
740
00:51:31,828 --> 00:51:34,783
You can learn any trade,
make tons of money
741
00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:37,323
and climb the highest mountain,
but beauty,
742
00:51:37,405 --> 00:51:40,694
and I speak of authentic beauty
natural beauty,
743
00:51:40,776 --> 00:51:42,111
priceless.
744
00:51:42,152 --> 00:51:45,108
You can not win, you can not buy,
745
00:51:45,149 --> 00:51:46,981
but if you know how to use it,
746
00:51:47,064 --> 00:51:49,228
You can buy all.
747
00:51:49,311 --> 00:51:52,518
It could not have fallen with it.
748
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,472
You can not buy happiness.
749
00:51:55,845 --> 00:51:57,220
- Well
-. Yes?
750
00:51:57,303 --> 00:51:59,093
Turn around. I want to make the face.
751
00:51:59,176 --> 00:52:01,466
They do not bite.
752
00:52:03,088 --> 00:52:04,547
Keep your eyes closed.
753
00:52:04,629 --> 00:52:05,837
VEGETABLE OIL
754
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,669
You were right a second ago.
755
00:52:07,751 --> 00:52:11,081
He did not fall with it. Said
the most important thing for the couple
756
00:52:11,164 --> 00:52:13,913
It was that his son had
a childhood as light as possible.
757
00:52:14,952 --> 00:52:16,786
And it was then that I knew
I had it,
758
00:52:16,826 --> 00:52:20,530
because at school, nobody
Raisin better than popular.
759
00:52:20,612 --> 00:52:22,778
While losers
studying geometry
760
00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:26,191
were thrown into the dustbins,
planning massacres,
761
00:52:26,274 --> 00:52:28,022
my girls and I spent great.
762
00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:29,814
And look how well I turned out.
763
00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:32,436
Yeah, sure you look good, bitch.
764
00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:36,766
What the hell? Do you have any idea
what you will do that to my skin?
765
00:52:36,848 --> 00:52:38,389
Yes. You did not say 'whiskey'.
766
00:52:38,471 --> 00:52:41,925
Why did you do that,
damn lunatic bitch?
767
00:52:42,008 --> 00:52:45,131
- Why you threw my flowers
- That? Heavens.
768
00:52:45,171 --> 00:52:47,962
- I was taking care of yourself
-. Yes, you're jealous.
769
00:52:48,003 --> 00:52:52,290
Heavens, girl,
yes you need to get caught,
770
00:52:52,331 --> 00:52:53,914
and you need to get caught either.
771
00:52:53,997 --> 00:52:55,954
Not your pathetic and perverted boyfriend
772
00:52:55,995 --> 00:53:00,325
nor Clifford, red dildo
I saw you play with before.
773
00:53:00,407 --> 00:53:01,990
- Heaven
-. Sorry.
774
00:53:02,072 --> 00:53:03,489
Damn...
775
00:53:07,815 --> 00:53:10,522
You know what I you do not have?
776
00:53:10,605 --> 00:53:13,353
- Cellulite
- I have a boyfriend
777
00:53:13,435 --> 00:53:15,434
who loves me,
and perhaps not perfect,
778
00:53:15,516 --> 00:53:18,183
but do not treat me
like sperm container.
779
00:53:19,431 --> 00:53:24,135
Janie, find the thong
zebra another in his car.
780
00:53:24,218 --> 00:53:26,591
Believe me, you're the trash.
781
00:53:28,255 --> 00:53:30,294
I will beat you
to take away what a bitch you are.
782
00:53:30,376 --> 00:53:32,750
Why
? Why be honest again?
783
00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:35,914
You'd never said
that was zebra thong!
784
00:53:41,824 --> 00:53:43,407
Shit.
785
00:53:43,489 --> 00:53:44,947
Shit!
786
00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:47,695
Heavens.
787
00:55:07,988 --> 00:55:11,653
4 people like this
Is it serious?
788
00:55:11,736 --> 00:55:13,610
Damn...
789
00:55:18,312 --> 00:55:21,310
You are filling my patience, bitch.
790
00:55:21,392 --> 00:55:23,432
- I was about to apologize
-. Why?
791
00:55:23,514 --> 00:55:25,930
Why steal my flowers
or sleeping with my boyfriend?
792
00:55:28,261 --> 00:55:30,260
Sorry
. Did I miss the joke?
793
00:55:30,343 --> 00:55:33,672
If you think would
your boyfriend's penis pencil
794
00:55:33,754 --> 00:55:37,335
fuck me, you're the joke.
795
00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:41,621
- Okay, Dee
-. Come on, Janie, really.
796
00:55:41,704 --> 00:55:44,288
I can get something better
. I did this morning.
797
00:55:44,370 --> 00:55:46,411
Fuck you.
798
00:55:46,492 --> 00:55:49,991
Give me your red giant
. I love it.
799
00:55:54,777 --> 00:55:56,149
Listen, little rat,
800
00:55:56,231 --> 00:55:59,105
if you ever touch my face,
a hair or body,
801
00:55:59,146 --> 00:56:00,688
I unleash hell on you.
802
00:56:00,770 --> 00:56:03,560
I did not sleep with Joe.
803
00:56:03,642 --> 00:56:06,640
You bring conclusions
in your head crazy and schizoid.
804
00:56:07,721 --> 00:56:11,552
Then swear by your life
that was not your thong I found.
805
00:56:11,634 --> 00:56:13,841
No, of course it was my thong,
806
00:56:13,924 --> 00:56:15,630
but I would not screwed up.
807
00:56:15,671 --> 00:56:17,962
Damn you!
808
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:28,743
Dammit!
809
00:56:32,822 --> 00:56:35,862
Did you use my shampoo Andre Walker?
810
00:56:42,771 --> 00:56:44,435
Eat shit!
811
00:56:49,804 --> 00:56:51,721
Ray!
812
00:56:55,965 --> 00:56:57,964
Ray!
813
00:56:59,253 --> 00:57:00,961
FISH OIL
814
00:57:03,457 --> 00:57:05,290
Damn you!
815
00:57:06,413 --> 00:57:08,952
What did you do?
816
00:57:26,311 --> 00:57:27,602
Dammit.
817
00:57:27,642 --> 00:57:29,766
What I bring
What do you need?
818
00:57:29,890 --> 00:57:30,974
What do you need?
819
00:57:31,056 --> 00:57:33,886
- Epi ...
- Well, no ...
820
00:57:33,969 --> 00:57:35,634
- Tell me what you need
-. Epi ...
821
00:57:35,717 --> 00:57:38,424
A EpiPen? An EpiPen
. Well, wait.
822
00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:44,460
Well, where do I put it?
823
00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:46,125
Where do I put it?
824
00:57:47,164 --> 00:57:49,288
On the foot?
825
00:57:49,370 --> 00:57:51,286
- Damn ...
- Vagina?
826
00:57:52,742 --> 00:57:54,492
- Thighs
- In the thigh?
827
00:58:01,774 --> 00:58:04,148
I am sorry.
828
00:58:04,230 --> 00:58:07,227
I abhor. Wow, bitch.
829
00:58:46,730 --> 00:58:49,436
Okay, bitch,
you want to play with fire?
830
00:58:49,477 --> 00:58:51,559
I think we have gone far.
831
00:58:51,642 --> 00:58:53,516
- Really
- No!
832
00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:57,305
What the hell? Very good.
833
00:58:57,346 --> 00:58:59,761
Go ahead, face crater.
834
00:58:59,801 --> 00:59:01,301
Dammit!
835
00:59:01,342 --> 00:59:03,716
- Did I ruin your artistic statement
- Gosh!
836
00:59:03,798 --> 00:59:05,255
Not the face. Its permanent.
837
00:59:05,337 --> 00:59:07,794
Who needs beauty
when you have brains, right?
838
00:59:07,835 --> 00:59:10,082
Besides, you could not get uglier.
839
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:16,077
- Who the hell sends messages
- Joe, It will come anytime!
840
00:59:16,159 --> 00:59:18,617
Will he come pencil penis?
841
00:59:18,699 --> 00:59:19,948
Fuck you!
842
00:59:20,988 --> 00:59:22,821
Damn...
843
00:59:22,903 --> 00:59:25,443
Heavens, perhaps ¿Ernest Heming-gay
you wrote another poem?
844
00:59:25,525 --> 00:59:27,816
Not Joe. It's Olivia.
845
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,606
Guess who reached the final?
846
00:59:29,688 --> 00:59:32,104
Yes, college,
he works hard.
847
00:59:32,186 --> 00:59:35,640
No damn princess
. Suck my shell!
848
00:59:45,005 --> 00:59:47,090
It seems that the eternal battle
849
00:59:47,130 --> 00:59:49,628
between Beauty and the Beast
still not finished, bitch!
850
00:59:53,956 --> 00:59:56,413
Heavens! You broke my Mary Magdalene!
851
00:59:56,495 --> 00:59:57,910
So is!
852
00:59:57,951 --> 00:59:59,950
Do you have any idea how much it cost?
853
00:59:59,990 --> 01:00:02,074
Nine blowjobs?
854
01:00:19,931 --> 01:00:21,056
Damn you.
855
01:00:28,171 --> 01:00:30,211
Do not!
856
01:00:31,792 --> 01:00:33,916
Dee! Stop. Please.
857
01:00:33,956 --> 01:00:35,167
Those are irreplaceable!
858
01:00:35,249 --> 01:00:38,247
What's up? Do not like
you break things?
859
01:00:39,203 --> 01:00:41,244
Stop! Please.
860
01:00:41,326 --> 01:00:45,407
Come on! The stupid king mattress
can give you another poster.
861
01:00:46,653 --> 01:00:49,235
Have you played Frisbee end?
862
01:00:49,316 --> 01:00:52,565
No, I guess rather
're an athlete in mathematics.
863
01:00:57,393 --> 01:00:58,768
Stop!
864
01:01:07,175 --> 01:01:08,966
¿Janie?
865
01:01:38,977 --> 01:01:41,808
Are you kidding
What are you doing?
866
01:01:41,849 --> 01:01:45,137
- Are you crazy
- When a dog goes mad,
867
01:01:45,178 --> 01:01:46,511
I atas.
868
01:01:48,051 --> 01:01:49,841
Thank you not put a muzzle.
869
01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:58,292
No, bad dog
. Joe come at any time,
870
01:01:58,374 --> 01:02:00,996
and it occurred to me a game
super fun for everyone.
871
01:02:01,079 --> 01:02:03,661
What will you do? I fuck in front of me?
872
01:02:03,742 --> 01:02:05,700
Pencil penises do not like,
873
01:02:05,782 --> 01:02:07,657
but I like it.
874
01:02:07,739 --> 01:02:09,946
- Hey
- If you scream,
875
01:02:09,986 --> 01:02:12,779
I sprinkle the whole can in the throat.
876
01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:14,068
I do it for you.
877
01:02:14,108 --> 01:02:16,482
I can show you
how hypocritical and perverted that is Joe.
878
01:02:16,565 --> 01:02:18,273
But it will be better shut your mouth.
879
01:02:18,354 --> 01:02:21,020
If you know you're listening,
he will never admit it.
880
01:02:21,102 --> 01:02:22,477
It depends on you.
881
01:02:26,304 --> 01:02:27,471
Good girl.
882
01:02:32,590 --> 01:02:35,338
Therefore, I will amuse him even more.
883
01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:42,081
- Really ...
- I'll shut with tape.
884
01:02:56,150 --> 01:02:59,105
What are you doing here?
885
01:02:59,146 --> 01:03:01,355
I live here, brother.
886
01:03:01,437 --> 01:03:04,352
What the hell are you doing here
? Janie broke up with you.
887
01:03:04,434 --> 01:03:07,348
Officially, no
. I have a date with her.
888
01:03:07,430 --> 01:03:09,680
Where can I find it?
889
01:03:09,762 --> 01:03:12,259
You jilted
. It was an hour ago,
890
01:03:12,341 --> 01:03:16,298
something futuristic theme in Melrose
891
01:03:16,381 --> 01:03:18,879
- With girls
-. With your girls?
892
01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:22,000
- It does not sound
-. I was working with her,
893
01:03:22,082 --> 01:03:24,914
... teaching them to open their wings.
894
01:03:24,955 --> 01:03:28,202
Janie does not take you seriously.
895
01:03:28,284 --> 01:03:31,116
Now
. We became good friends.
896
01:03:31,198 --> 01:03:34,447
He changed a lot since I found
you stole from me the thong
897
01:03:34,529 --> 01:03:37,859
while I showered
the day we met. You remember.
898
01:03:37,941 --> 01:03:40,814
Sorry, but I do not know
what you're talking rays.
899
01:03:40,896 --> 01:03:43,312
Could you just
tell me where?
900
01:03:44,685 --> 01:03:46,266
Who do you pretend?
901
01:03:46,307 --> 01:03:48,309
It's just you and me,
902
01:03:48,350 --> 01:03:49,600
alone.
903
01:03:51,721 --> 01:03:54,386
Do you want to know a Secret?
904
01:03:55,425 --> 01:03:57,841
- Maybe
-. It's a shame
905
01:03:57,923 --> 01:04:00,711
Jamie has returned to you,
906
01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:04,126
because you're
just like ... moi,
907
01:04:04,209 --> 01:04:06,540
I would have left devour the ass
908
01:04:06,622 --> 01:04:09,287
and any other perversion
that excite you.
909
01:04:09,369 --> 01:04:12,034
My lips are sealed.
910
01:04:13,074 --> 01:04:15,073
Well, they would have been.
911
01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:19,110
- Where is Janie
- Really?
912
01:04:19,193 --> 01:04:21,073
Do you really love her?
913
01:04:21,108 --> 01:04:23,773
Where you are and when he'll return?
914
01:04:23,814 --> 01:04:27,186
I do not know
. Not the'll wait here.
915
01:04:27,267 --> 01:04:30,182
No, because what I meant was ...
916
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,595
If I can trust you,
917
01:04:33,678 --> 01:04:34,885
so,
918
01:04:35,925 --> 01:04:38,634
What does it matter
if Jamie is my girlfriend or not?
919
01:04:40,006 --> 01:04:41,589
Not care.
920
01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:44,170
First
921
01:04:44,251 --> 01:04:46,750
I need two things from you.
922
01:04:46,832 --> 01:04:49,079
One admits that stole my thong.
923
01:04:51,286 --> 01:04:52,952
Okay, I admit
. You got me.
924
01:04:52,993 --> 01:04:55,117
Good Guy.
925
01:04:56,656 --> 01:04:59,154
Now tell me why.
926
01:04:59,236 --> 01:05:02,193
Be graphic
. Makes me soak it all.
927
01:05:04,189 --> 01:05:06,480
Because he was dating Janie,
928
01:05:06,562 --> 01:05:09,311
and you're his roommate,
so you are prohibited.
929
01:05:09,394 --> 01:05:10,934
Y...
930
01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:15,221
Since I saw you
931
01:05:16,261 --> 01:05:17,469
simply...
932
01:05:18,466 --> 01:05:21,548
- Dilo
-. He wanted to smell the sweet shell.
933
01:05:21,631 --> 01:05:26,504
Now I need you one more thing.
934
01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:29,541
Take thy rod meat.
935
01:05:29,624 --> 01:05:31,956
Show it to me, here and now.
936
01:05:33,994 --> 01:05:35,535
What if...
937
01:05:36,948 --> 01:05:38,073
do you get me?
938
01:05:40,695 --> 01:05:42,195
I love how you think,
939
01:05:42,277 --> 01:05:45,442
but I make the rules.
940
01:05:50,686 --> 01:05:51,727
Come on.
941
01:06:05,004 --> 01:06:07,544
Just as I thought,
pencil penis!
942
01:06:07,626 --> 01:06:09,750
The beast loose measures ten centimeters.
943
01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,332
But it is thin like a worm.
944
01:06:11,414 --> 01:06:13,582
Would you rather I call you
'penis worm'?
945
01:06:13,664 --> 01:06:15,413
It is minimally
larger than average.
946
01:06:15,454 --> 01:06:18,035
You have something on your head
. Ready, fuzz.
947
01:06:18,117 --> 01:06:21,032
What put me on the forehead?
948
01:06:21,114 --> 01:06:22,947
You know what
? Changed my mind.
949
01:06:22,987 --> 01:06:25,361
Sharpen your pencil
elsewhere,
950
01:06:25,442 --> 01:06:29,065
and for the love of god,
recórtate the bush. You're not Don King.
951
01:06:29,147 --> 01:06:30,522
You're a...
952
01:06:34,934 --> 01:06:37,140
I said that was a hypocrite pervert.
953
01:06:38,138 --> 01:06:41,136
Incidentally, I was sure
that was long and skinny penis.
954
01:06:41,218 --> 01:06:43,051
You always knew
he was right
955
01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:44,799
and you never told me.
956
01:06:44,839 --> 01:06:47,048
Seriously I'll kill you.
957
01:06:47,130 --> 01:06:49,669
Why
? Why show you the light?
958
01:06:49,751 --> 01:06:52,125
There was no need
to cegaras me with her.
959
01:06:52,207 --> 01:06:55,039
It's the only way
. It is better that you know now
960
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,995
and not months later.
961
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,633
Better ...
If you take one more step, Janie Garber ...
962
01:07:27,715 --> 01:07:29,630
This dress costs $ 500!
963
01:07:35,457 --> 01:07:37,165
Damn bitch!
964
01:07:54,064 --> 01:07:55,646
Damn you!
965
01:08:17,414 --> 01:08:19,414
I hope this kill you!
966
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:53,588
This is all you are,
a fucking liner used.
967
01:08:53,629 --> 01:08:55,546
At least I have sex.
968
01:08:55,627 --> 01:09:03,627
Swallow it!
969
01:09:30,468 --> 01:09:32,634
Damn bitch.
970
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:37,420
Hey, Janie.
971
01:09:45,453 --> 01:09:47,619
Do not! Stop!
972
01:09:47,701 --> 01:09:48,992
Woe!
973
01:10:06,973 --> 01:10:10,886
Why do I feel that your mission
is make my life miserable?
974
01:10:12,259 --> 01:10:14,799
Because you see yourself
as a victim.
975
01:10:14,881 --> 01:10:17,798
A victim always has
excuse for failure.
976
01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:20,128
That's the difference between you and me.
977
01:10:20,169 --> 01:10:23,541
For me, failure is not an option.
978
01:10:24,956 --> 01:10:26,622
I hate you so much.
979
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:29,368
You do not hate me.
980
01:10:29,450 --> 01:10:32,366
You just hate the idea of me.
981
01:10:32,449 --> 01:10:34,863
You hate that no matter
how much you try,
982
01:10:34,946 --> 01:10:36,321
no matter how hard you work,
983
01:10:36,361 --> 01:10:38,026
no matter how smart you are,
984
01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:39,817
I'll never be.
985
01:10:39,857 --> 01:10:42,314
The sooner you teach
your therapist to deal with that,
986
01:10:42,396 --> 01:10:43,896
Maybe we'll both.
987
01:10:44,936 --> 01:10:46,435
I do not want to be you.
988
01:10:47,974 --> 01:10:50,140
In the background, yes.
989
01:10:50,222 --> 01:10:51,806
It's what we all want.
990
01:10:54,176 --> 01:10:57,673
Someone who takes pills
and counts calories?
991
01:10:57,755 --> 01:11:00,129
And that does not feel good
unless a slobbering
992
01:11:00,253 --> 01:11:01,877
the bumble all
993
01:11:01,959 --> 01:11:03,375
only to buy gifts?
994
01:11:03,457 --> 01:11:05,251
He spoke masseuse.
995
01:11:06,291 --> 01:11:08,622
You also manoseas
old drooling.
996
01:11:08,663 --> 01:11:10,246
I just get better tips.
997
01:11:10,287 --> 01:11:12,243
I do it for a living!
998
01:11:12,284 --> 01:11:15,657
You make it
to feel good about yourself!
999
01:11:15,739 --> 01:11:18,819
Do not you feel good
unless all you Amen!
1000
01:11:22,399 --> 01:11:24,356
Maybe you're right, Janie Garber,
1001
01:11:25,437 --> 01:11:27,977
but at least I feel special.
1002
01:11:28,059 --> 01:11:30,724
At least they all want me.
1003
01:11:30,806 --> 01:11:32,472
Really?
1004
01:11:32,513 --> 01:11:35,303
Or just like
bounce coins on your ass?
1005
01:11:41,045 --> 01:11:42,712
What is the difference?
1006
01:11:43,752 --> 01:11:46,250
We are in the prime of our lives.
1007
01:11:46,332 --> 01:11:49,372
While you are here studying,
1008
01:11:49,454 --> 01:11:51,703
by hiding, judging,
1009
01:11:51,785 --> 01:11:54,494
I'm out living,
1010
01:11:54,618 --> 01:11:57,532
enjoying every second.
1011
01:11:58,822 --> 01:12:00,278
Really?
1012
01:12:01,444 --> 01:12:03,568
Because you spend
morning in the gym,
1013
01:12:04,731 --> 01:12:06,521
afternoons sunbathing,
1014
01:12:06,604 --> 01:12:09,104
and night
you sit with your computer
1015
01:12:09,144 --> 01:12:12,059
with Facebook, Twitter,
and the fucking Instagram
1016
01:12:12,141 --> 01:12:15,055
showing photos
your manicures and pedicures?
1017
01:12:15,137 --> 01:12:17,179
Who does that?
1018
01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:19,967
You have no personality.
1019
01:12:20,049 --> 01:12:22,465
Seriously you are what you have,
1020
01:12:22,547 --> 01:12:24,171
that is all.
1021
01:12:36,116 --> 01:12:37,491
You know what?
1022
01:12:38,863 --> 01:12:40,446
Do not! Do not do it!
1023
01:12:42,196 --> 01:12:44,152
Someday, you'll thank me.
1024
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,650
Do not! Do not do it!
1025
01:12:46,691 --> 01:12:48,651
Consider it an opportunity
to start again,
1026
01:12:48,689 --> 01:12:51,063
and you can start
by feeding your snake bitch.
1027
01:12:55,306 --> 01:12:58,013
Shit!
1028
01:13:01,801 --> 01:13:04,465
- No
- Do not move!
1029
01:13:05,672 --> 01:13:09,418
Do not!
1030
01:13:10,832 --> 01:13:12,706
Because you did?
1031
01:13:16,661 --> 01:13:18,575
He had to feed Fernando.
1032
01:13:18,658 --> 01:13:21,531
It was an innocent creature!
1033
01:13:21,613 --> 01:13:23,861
Yeah right. Like you?
1034
01:13:23,943 --> 01:13:26,276
I was trying to help!
1035
01:13:27,814 --> 01:13:30,232
First, lie.
1036
01:13:30,314 --> 01:13:33,437
Second, I do not need your help, Janie,
1037
01:13:33,478 --> 01:13:36,518
and that is one of the many things
I hate you.
1038
01:13:36,599 --> 01:13:40,305
You think a bright and unique being,
a gift to the world.
1039
01:13:40,346 --> 01:13:43,550
You think better
and smarter than the rest.
1040
01:13:43,633 --> 01:13:46,507
You believe that everyone should be like you!
1041
01:13:47,546 --> 01:13:49,712
And that's the irony,
1042
01:13:49,794 --> 01:13:54,249
because even you
want to be like you.
1043
01:13:54,289 --> 01:13:56,871
How the hell would you know?
1044
01:13:57,910 --> 01:14:00,451
For this.
1045
01:14:01,490 --> 01:14:03,491
I know you tried to kill yourself.
1046
01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:06,028
I know almost manage.
1047
01:14:06,111 --> 01:14:10,982
Your sister warned me
about 'instability'
1048
01:14:11,022 --> 01:14:13,520
long before I let you move in.
1049
01:14:16,225 --> 01:14:19,600
You're so unhappy.
1050
01:14:22,596 --> 01:14:26,093
You say you hate me?
1051
01:14:27,924 --> 01:14:30,129
The truth is
1052
01:14:30,253 --> 01:14:32,252
that you hate yourself.
1053
01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:07,594
What would make you truly happy?
1054
01:15:08,716 --> 01:15:11,465
To win the $ 50,000,
go to college,
1055
01:15:11,506 --> 01:15:12,839
and live your dream ...
1056
01:15:13,878 --> 01:15:16,294
or win me?
1057
01:15:25,074 --> 01:15:26,824
Congratulations.
1058
01:15:26,907 --> 01:15:28,613
You will go to college.
1059
01:15:31,985 --> 01:15:33,816
Hello, Olivia, was nice to meet you.
1060
01:15:33,857 --> 01:15:35,857
Unfortunately I thought better
and would like to retire
1061
01:15:35,938 --> 01:15:37,978
the application
to egg donation. Thank you!
1062
01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:39,396
Why?
1063
01:15:41,559 --> 01:15:43,806
As you said,
I do not need the money.
1064
01:15:47,136 --> 01:15:50,591
Why put me through
all this if you're not going to compete?
1065
01:15:53,379 --> 01:15:54,922
I guess I was bored.
1066
01:15:56,628 --> 01:15:58,252
That's your problem now.
1067
01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:01,415
Live life as a competition
and always lose.
1068
01:16:03,786 --> 01:16:06,285
You said that life
was a beauty contest.
1069
01:16:08,739 --> 01:16:11,530
I speak for the ass, very much.
1070
01:16:11,612 --> 01:16:13,403
Do not take it to heart.
1071
01:16:14,485 --> 01:16:17,607
Except for the shit
that men are dogs.
1072
01:16:17,689 --> 01:16:20,313
Yes, that shit is true.
1073
01:16:54,237 --> 01:16:55,735
Where did you find that?
1074
01:16:58,315 --> 01:17:00,231
Under the fishbowl.
1075
01:17:02,228 --> 01:17:04,020
What are you going to do?
1076
01:17:05,641 --> 01:17:07,016
Kill me?
1077
01:17:08,264 --> 01:17:10,305
That you wanted, right?
1078
01:17:12,135 --> 01:17:14,342
Are not you happy.
1079
01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:18,131
If you were, you would not treat me well.
1080
01:17:19,710 --> 01:17:21,959
Incidentally,
cute closet full of amphetamines.
1081
01:17:23,124 --> 01:17:25,497
Maybe you're right, Janie.
1082
01:17:28,119 --> 01:17:29,742
What are you waiting for?
1083
01:17:31,992 --> 01:17:33,284
Shoot me.
1084
01:17:34,489 --> 01:17:35,946
Just do it.
1085
01:17:36,029 --> 01:17:37,654
Come on.
1086
01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:39,068
Shoot me.
1087
01:17:41,482 --> 01:17:43,356
Your boyfriend wants to fuck me.
1088
01:17:43,438 --> 01:17:46,809
I killed your stupid fucking disgrace.
1089
01:17:46,850 --> 01:17:49,266
Come on, shoot me. Shoot me, Janie.
1090
01:17:49,306 --> 01:17:50,973
Come on! Do it!
1091
01:17:51,055 --> 01:17:53,221
Kill me. Shoot me, Janie!
1092
01:17:53,303 --> 01:17:55,468
Janie, do it! Do you fear?
1093
01:17:55,550 --> 01:17:57,175
Shoot me!
1094
01:17:57,258 --> 01:17:58,757
Shoot me! Come on!
1095
01:17:58,838 --> 01:18:01,295
Shoot me!
1096
01:18:07,082 --> 01:18:09,995
I bought it in Olivera street.
1097
01:18:10,077 --> 01:18:11,910
It's great, right?
1098
01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:19,818
Just a moment.
1099
01:18:20,985 --> 01:18:23,441
You did not know it was false.
1100
01:18:23,523 --> 01:18:25,398
You tried to kill me!
1101
01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:28,144
- I just wanted to hurt you
-. Are you crazy, bitch?
1102
01:18:54,202 --> 01:18:55,535
Dammit.
1103
01:19:06,479 --> 01:19:08,020
Dammit.
1104
01:19:16,637 --> 01:19:18,554
Dammit.
1105
01:19:23,047 --> 01:19:26,545
They did not return the deposit.
1106
01:19:27,584 --> 01:19:29,043
Shit.
1107
01:19:40,155 --> 01:19:41,988
Why did you want to live with you?
1108
01:19:44,693 --> 01:19:46,566
I thought I could fix,
1109
01:19:46,648 --> 01:19:49,563
you were like a project.
1110
01:19:54,391 --> 01:19:56,514
What you bitch.
1111
01:19:56,596 --> 01:19:59,222
You might think it is very easy
1112
01:19:59,304 --> 01:20:00,887
To be me.
1113
01:20:02,218 --> 01:20:04,508
I think.
1114
01:20:07,629 --> 01:20:10,001
It's a bloody nightmare, girl.
1115
01:20:15,496 --> 01:20:16,953
Do you want to trade places?
1116
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:23,738
Do not.
1117
01:20:33,851 --> 01:20:35,226
That kills you.
1118
01:20:35,308 --> 01:20:38,348
One will not kill you
. Come on, live a little.
1119
01:20:59,867 --> 01:21:01,242
I have it.
1120
01:21:04,155 --> 01:21:05,530
It sucks.
1121
01:21:09,567 --> 01:21:10,942
Feels good, right?
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