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Make yourself comfy, Jer-- Jeremiah.
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Jerry's fine.
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Got it.
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What's your major, Jerry?
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English, I guess.
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I picked English because I sort of liked it
in high school.
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But it's so much work here.
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So many ways to fuck it up-- or, sorry, screw
it up.
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You can swear. This is a place where you can
swear.
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In that case, FUCK.
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Because I have to write this essay.
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It's due in eighteen hours and I haven't even
started the book, and it's not short.
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It's about Noah's ark. I kinda know the story
so I think I might be okay.
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Yeah, I've read that book.
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Um, it is about Noah's ark, but it's not exactly
a straightforward take on it.
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There's... demons, and unicorns and a talking
cat.
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It's pretty peculiar.
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What?! Fuck, a talking cat?!
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Hey hey, don't panic.
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Have you thought of a thesis yet?
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Do you know the word thesis?
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You need to go read that book!
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Jerry! Are you leaving?
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Yeah.
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Great!
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I mean, I'm sorry to see you go, but...
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Do you want to get a coffee?
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Yes, that would be why I am at a cafe.
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No, like, do you want to grab a coffee? With
me?
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Like a date?
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I've never... with a guy.
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You should probably head out.
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You have a novel to read.
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Essay's due in... eight hours.
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I'll write it in the morning.
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<laughter>
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How does the book end? Do they find land?
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Does a dove come with an olive branch?
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Yes.
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But it isn't a victory.
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The world still ended.
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The ark was built to keep people out but
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evil found a way in.
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So now the new world will contain evil
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just like the old one.
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Fuck.
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I'm switching majors.
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What's that from?
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Nothing.
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<soft music>
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I think I'll wear my Birkenstocks tonight.
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Even if you warped them with your neanderthal
feet.
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Do we have to go?
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It's a cast party. You're not in the cast.
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No, but, I wrote the thing.
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Besides, people want to meet you. Like Odie.
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Odie. Is he the one who knits his own underwear
or the one you used to date?
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Odie is both of those things.
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<turns music louder>
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Can you turn it off? I'm sick of all our music.
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Just being decent, the walls are thin.
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You going again?
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Keeping a tally now, huh?
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It's like this when you don't have a colon.
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Sorry, of course it is.
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Don't wear your Birkenstocks.
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Today was warm, but the sun is gone.
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It's early in the spring.
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The earth is still cold.
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<party music>
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Hanky Panky! Oh my god!
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Wow!
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Hi!
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I can't believe it.
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Now I'm not sure how good your memory is
so I'll explain.
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This is called a "party"
and these are what you call "friends."
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And the state of mind you are beginning to
feel
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can be best described as "fun."
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Lay off, Odell.
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It's been a busy few semesters.
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Odie, meet Jerry.
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Jeremiah! The pleasure is all mine.
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Of course, I was the director
so I feel like I know you already.
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Everybody, our writer has arrived!
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This is Hank, and without him
none of you would have anything to say.
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And this is Jeremiah,
his very own Melponene.
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Sent from the heavens still...
reeking of ambrosia and seed.
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Drinks?
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Think about Breton!
The "simplest surrealist act"?
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New friend!
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If you're going to pout in a corner,
you might as well do it with a drink in your hand.
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You're Hank's Melponene, huh?
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No. Maybe?
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What's a "Melponene"?
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Ohh, Melponene was one of the muses!
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She inspired tragedies!
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I'm doing a minor in Classics, so
I'm a total nerd about it.
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Stand in the middle of a crowded street
and fire a pistol in every direction.
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What do you study?
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English, before. But I dropped out, so--
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<SNEEZE>
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Bless you!
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"Bless you, my seventh daughter,
and I a seventh daughter, too!
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"The time has come for betterment,
for lessons!
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"Further degrees of nakedness
shall lead the husbands palm towards
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"your back with each passing trip to
the pissing sink!
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"Better to spend the hours of the owl
with your sisters..."
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Jeremiah!
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The play is over. All gone. No More.
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Boo hoo hoo.
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You'll be back at it in no time.
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That's not why I'm sad! It's you, Jerry.
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You missed it.
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Oh, I don't go to Hank's plays.
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Oh, I know. Hank depends on it.
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I just have to go to the bathroom.
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Was it something I said?
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Mea culpa.
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I just have to go to the bathroom.
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Oh yes. What is it? Up to ten times a day?
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Those of us with colons have been blessed
with the ability to finish a conversation!
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Hank told you about that?
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No, I go to the theatre.
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What?
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Mea culpa...
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...Mia Farrow...
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...Mia Wasikowska!
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--may put you in jail,
but the one thing they'll call you
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is a fucking artist!
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What's your play about?
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I told you, summaries don't do it justice.
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You had your chance.
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I guess you'll never know.
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What's your play about?
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Hey!
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What the fuck is his play about?
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Well, there's this guy--
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Kyle!
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No it's okay. There's this guy, Bill, right?
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Uh, and he lives in a small town.
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He wants to move to the big city,
but his mother begs him to stay.
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See, she collects her tears in this little
bottle
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and drinks them down with honey every morning.
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See, Bill almost died when he was a kid,
so she's manic.
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Um, he went to the E.R. and got a colostomy
which is this little bag that comes from your
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stomach
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and it fills with shit. Leaves a scar.
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Like this scar?
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Hmm, no, it's a lot grosser, actually.
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Ruby can explain, she did the makeup.
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Wait, it's something I've been meaning to
tell you--
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OW, fuck!! Ow!!
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What?
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Ugh, fucking glass!
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Clean up your shit, you pansies!!
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How does that feel?
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Better.
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Thanks.
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Hey.
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I want to go home.
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You're right.
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Um, let's do that.
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Let me just say some goodbyes.
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That's not what I mean, Hank.
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I don't want to go home with you.
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I don't want to share a bed with you.
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I want to go home.11148
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