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Grace, Natalie, I have
a bone to pick with you.
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- So lame.
- Really, Dad?
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I'm sorry, I don't
know what came over me.
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I must have lost my head.
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I'm so embarrassed for you right now.
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I made you laugh.
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That was a pity laugh.
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Hey, uh, Nat, you know,
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we should probably
throw that thing away.
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No. Not my jane-o'-lantern.
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All right, uh, as long as
you promise to get rid of her
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before she gets all smushy.
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- Promise.
- So, Thanksgiving.
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What are we thinking?
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Can't we do what we just did last year?
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You know, watch Marvel
movies in our PJs?
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Sure, although the only reason
that we did that last year
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is it was so soon after
Mom and everything.
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I don't know.
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This year, it might be nice
to have a real Thanksgiving.
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Uh, we could. But...
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I don't know. Thanksgiving
was always Mom's favorite,
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and it might feel like a lot.
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Mom would not want us moping around.
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Why don't we invite the whole gang?
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We could invite your Aunt
Allison up from Pensacola.
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Huh? Come on, it would make
your mom so happy for us
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to spend the holiday with her sister.
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I guess that could be fun.
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You know it can.
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And you guys can make that
casserole that Mom always made.
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The one with the sweet potatoes
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and the bacon. Ooh.
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- I could eat a million pounds of that stuff.
- Oh, oh... a million pounds.
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Me, too. All right, let's do it.
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Give it to me. Yes! Thanksgiving.
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I guess this idea isn't that boneheaded.
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You're stealing my material.
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But it's all very humerus.
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I don't get that one.
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You know what? Don't even
worry about it. All right.
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We're having Thanksgiving.
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Rest in pieces!
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Guys, I-I want to ask you a favor.
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I know that you usually
spend Thanksgiving
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with Ben's family in New
Orleans, but I was hoping,
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if maybe this year, you could
spend it with us instead?
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You're doing Thanksgiving? Good for you.
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You know what? Hell yes.
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We'll be there, man. We got you.
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Yeah, sounds way better than hanging out
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with Ben's weird cousins.
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- They're not weird, they're eccentric.
- Oh, guys,
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I am so happy that you are coming.
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I mean, Thanksgiving was
always such a Jill thing.
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And I'm just, I don't know,
I'm feeling nervous about it.
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What can we bring?
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I know. I can whip up
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one of my world-famous
deep-fried turkeys.
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That would be amazing.
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- No. Uh-uh. He asks every year,
- Mm-hmm.
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and I always say no.
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But Wade just said yes.
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Wade's house, Wade's rules.
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- Go turkey. Go turkey.
- No. Don't... ain't no go turkey.
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- Go turkey. Go turkey...
- No turkey. Stop dancing.
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Didn't I say stop dancing?
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I hope Wade knows how
much work it's gonna be.
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Don't worry about that.
He's got it covered.
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Ben and Michelle are doing the turkey,
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Allison's bringing pies, and
guess what, he assigned us
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- root vegetables.
- Great.
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I know, all right, they're not
the star of the show, right?
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But a really good parsnip
dish goes a long way.
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No. Allison's coming.
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I always get the feeling
like she doesn't like me.
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Come on, that's silly.
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Why wouldn't she like you?
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Everybody likes you.
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You know, you're smart and beautiful,
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- Aw.
- and-and your hair, my God,
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it's lustrous, you know? Like you,
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like you came in from a summer storm.
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Forrest, I'm not gonna
have sex with you right now.
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What? Tha...
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That's really... I'm working.
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Have sex right... Gosh.
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Okay, quickly.
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All right. Awesome.
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Natalie, you got to throw
away your jane-o'-lantern!
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I'm not touching that thing, it's gross.
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- Uh, how's it going in here?
- Not great.
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I've been trying to find
the casserole recipe online
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but there's a million of them
and none of them look right.
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Your mom kept all of her
recipes in this binder.
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W-Where, where did I see that thing?
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Aren't you supposed to cook those first?
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Yeah, but I'm enjoying watching her try.
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All right. I am going
to find those recipes.
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Hey. Our first guests are here!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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- Hey, hey.
- Hey. Food's here.
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- Wow.
- We got green bean casserole,
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we got two types of stuffing,
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we got mashed potatoes,
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- we got sweet potatoes.
- Whoa.
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Aw...
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We don't got sweet potatoes.
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It's fine. The girls have it covered.
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- Coming through!
- Welcome, everybody.
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- Whoa.
- Coming through.
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Make space, clear a
path to the backyard...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Clear a path to the backyard.
- Whoa, are you, uh,
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are you gonna build a rocket back there?
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Turkey fryer.
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I've been waiting years
to fire this baby up.
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If I were you, I'd call
the fire department now.
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I heard that!
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- Wait. Hi. We're here.
- Oh. Oh.
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- Hey. Wow.
- Hi.
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- Welcome.
- Come on, man.
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- Yeah, just, uh, yeah.
- Oh.
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Come right... there we go.
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You're a lucky man, Noah. You know why?
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You are about to witness the birth
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of a new Taylor Thanksgiving tradition.
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The deep-fried turkey.
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Watch and learn, son.
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One day, you'll pass this
knowledge on to your own kids.
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I don't want kids. They're annoying.
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Can't fight you on that one.
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Hello?
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Allison. Allison.
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Aw.
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- H-Hey.
- Thanks so much for inviting us.
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Hey, why isn't the TV on?
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- We're missing the pregame show.
- Oh, Jim.
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Could you at least make
an effort at pleasantries?
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Okay, Wade, how you doing?
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You're looking good.
Why isn't the TV on?
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Knock yourself out, Jim.
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- Ooh.
- Football is his wife,
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I am his sidepiece.
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- I've accepted it.
- Layne,
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look at you. Wow.
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You're turning into a man.
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'Kay.
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Congratulations, Wade,
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you got a whole syllable out of him.
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Mom, stop.
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- Okay.
- Uh, that's, uh, two.
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Hey, girls! Look who's here!
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- Aunt Allison!
- You're here!
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Natalie, Grace,
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you're so beautiful!
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Wait, we can't say that anymore.
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You're strong and independent.
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You made us pies.
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- Yes.
- Thank you.
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I can't believe it.
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Every day, they look
more and more like Jill.
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Yeah, they sure do.
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Hey, Wade! Where's the rest of your TV?
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I got toenails bigger than this screen.
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Honey, that's gross!
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Oh, boy.
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Here comes Allison.
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So I'm just gonna slap
a big smile on my face
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and get through the day.
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- Allison!
- Hey.
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Well, if it isn't my favorite
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Raleigh power couple.
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- Ah, come on.
- Mm.
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- Forrest, I swear,
- Uh-huh.
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- you are reverse-aging.
- No.
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You look like a cooler Moby.
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Really?
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That is literally the nicest compliment
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I've ever received.
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Yeah.
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Delia. Come here, you.
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- Oh, hi, you.
- Oh.
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- Uh... Oh, my God!
- Whoa.
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- Is this... cute little Layne?
- Yeah.
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What happened?
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In a great way.
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- Yeah.
- You are just...
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- Ah. Hi!
- Layne, awesome shirt.
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♪ Ring-ding, da-da-da, ring-ding. ♪
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Metal.
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Ah.
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- Adorable.
- Yeah.
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- He's so excited to be here.
- No.
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- I bet.
- Yeah.
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- Delia.
- Yes.
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- You look tired.
- Really?
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Why don't you sit down and-and relax?
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- And I'll-I'll set the table.
- No, it's okay.
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We're almost done,
and I'm very refreshed.
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I'm just very particular
about everything being just so.
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I'm like Martha Stewart
without the criminal record.
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Oh!
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I'm gonna use that one.
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That's good.
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That's a lot of oil, Benjamin.
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The guy on YouTube said
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you need enough oil to cover the bird.
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So you're cooking our Thanksgiving
dinner from a YouTube video?
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He's got, like, 2,000 subscribers.
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What do you do with the oil afterwards?
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Ain't nobody looked at that video yet.
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He's going deep! He's got it! Yes!
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Wade, you are missing a great game.
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I know. I would love to watch it, I just
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promised the girls that I
would find Jill's recipe book.
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No! Don't put those in there!
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I know I'm right. I've been
eating this longer than you.
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- By, like, two years.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- What's going on?
- Natalie is ruining it
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by putting in marshmallows.
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No, this is what she
used to make it sweeter.
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- No, she put in molasses.
- Listen,
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everybody's gonna love whatever you make
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because do you know what the
most important ingredient is?
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Don't say love.
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I wasn't going to say love.
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I was going to say nutmeg.
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Guys, this is stupid. We
can't make Mom's recipe.
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Only Mom could do it.
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No, we're gonna do this.
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I am gonna find Mom's recipe book,
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and everything is going to be great.
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It's okay! Everything's okay.
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Sounded way worse than it was.
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Everything's gonna be great.
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All right. Oh. How are we, uh,
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how are we doing on appetizers, huh?
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Do we, uh, do we have
enough cranberries?
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I can run to the store. I mean,
they don't close until 3:00.
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Wade, relax. You're
working way too hard here.
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Wade, get your butt in here!
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- Check that out, man.
- Whoa! Ha!
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Rang his bell, huh?
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- Dad!
- Uh, yeah?
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Whoo!
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Right, recipe book, I am on it.
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- Wade, do you want me to make some coffee?
- Would you, Allison?
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- That would be great.
- Actually, I already made a pot.
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Oh, was this coffee?
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It was so pale, I thought it was tea.
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I'm such a dingbat.
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That's coffee. And you're
pouring it out anyway. Okay.
254
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Great.
255
00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:52,075
190 degrees.
256
00:08:52,076 --> 00:08:53,977
Once this baby hits 350,
257
00:08:53,978 --> 00:08:57,047
in goes that turkey, and
it's fry, birdie, fry.
258
00:08:57,048 --> 00:08:58,415
What else can you fry in there?
259
00:08:58,416 --> 00:09:00,517
Oh, son, you can fry just
about anything in this.
260
00:09:00,518 --> 00:09:01,651
A ham?
261
00:09:01,652 --> 00:09:02,786
Sure, you can fry a ham.
262
00:09:02,787 --> 00:09:03,987
A soccer ball?
263
00:09:03,988 --> 00:09:05,055
I guess so.
264
00:09:05,056 --> 00:09:06,423
Another smaller fryer?
265
00:09:06,424 --> 00:09:07,757
Pass me the flavor injector.
266
00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:09,258
It should be in my bag.
267
00:09:11,796 --> 00:09:13,797
Mm. It's not in here.
268
00:09:13,798 --> 00:09:15,398
Watch out, son.
269
00:09:15,399 --> 00:09:17,000
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
270
00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:19,001
Let's see...
271
00:09:20,004 --> 00:09:21,605
Damn.
272
00:09:21,606 --> 00:09:23,073
I must have left it at the house.
273
00:09:23,074 --> 00:09:25,508
Okay, I'm gonna just run
home real quick and grab it.
274
00:09:25,509 --> 00:09:27,911
You want me to watch the fryer?
275
00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:29,646
Second thought, you're coming with me.
276
00:09:29,647 --> 00:09:30,647
Hey, buddy.
277
00:09:30,648 --> 00:09:31,815
Yo.
278
00:09:33,284 --> 00:09:35,085
Onion dip!
279
00:09:35,086 --> 00:09:36,887
O.D.
280
00:09:36,888 --> 00:09:38,955
Oh, and Ruffles. Shoot.
281
00:09:38,956 --> 00:09:41,925
I used to go to town on
these bitches back in the day.
282
00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:43,693
You want some of these,
you better make your move,
283
00:09:43,694 --> 00:09:45,928
'cause I'm about to rip 'em a new "A".
284
00:09:47,832 --> 00:09:49,666
What are you listening to?
285
00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:51,501
What are you listening to?
286
00:09:51,502 --> 00:09:53,303
You wouldn't know them.
287
00:09:53,304 --> 00:09:55,739
Okay. I'm, like,
288
00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:58,141
a veteran metalhead
from way back. Try me.
289
00:09:58,142 --> 00:09:59,309
Mercyful Fate.
290
00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:00,744
Nah, I do not know them.
291
00:10:00,745 --> 00:10:04,347
But I saw Megadeth, I saw Slayer.
292
00:10:04,348 --> 00:10:06,149
I saw Motörhead nine times.
293
00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:08,118
Lemmy spit on me twice.
294
00:10:08,119 --> 00:10:09,953
What was the last show you saw?
295
00:10:09,954 --> 00:10:11,554
The Wiggles.
296
00:10:11,555 --> 00:10:12,689
It was The Wiggles, yeah.
297
00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:14,556
But, again, nine Motörheads.
298
00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:19,796
And he takes the chips.
299
00:10:19,797 --> 00:10:21,931
Dick move, Layne.
300
00:10:23,901 --> 00:10:25,835
Ah.
301
00:10:25,836 --> 00:10:27,370
Man.
302
00:10:27,371 --> 00:10:29,005
What smells so good in here?
303
00:10:29,006 --> 00:10:31,006
That's a good question.
304
00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:37,246
Judas.
305
00:10:38,683 --> 00:10:41,631
Alexa, set timer for 15 minutes.
306
00:10:41,632 --> 00:10:43,553
15 minutes, starting now.
307
00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:46,156
Oh, you know what? That's a little long.
308
00:10:46,157 --> 00:10:47,891
Layne doesn't like it when
the bottoms get burned.
309
00:10:47,892 --> 00:10:50,160
- Oh.
- Alexa, set timer for 12 minutes.
310
00:10:50,161 --> 00:10:53,070
Second timer, 12 minutes, starting now.
311
00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:55,153
Hmm. That's seems a little short,
312
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:58,134
'cause then the middle's still
gonna be a little doughy, so...
313
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,359
Alexa, set timer for 15 minutes.
314
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,197
Third timer, 15 minutes, starting now.
315
00:11:03,198 --> 00:11:04,975
You know, that's a great point, Delia.
316
00:11:04,976 --> 00:11:07,077
- Why don't we set it for 12 minutes?
- Mm-hmm.
317
00:11:07,078 --> 00:11:10,246
And then we'll check and see if
it needs another minute or two.
318
00:11:10,247 --> 00:11:13,872
Alexa, set timer for 12 minutes.
319
00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:17,420
Fourth timer, 12 minutes, starting now.
320
00:11:17,421 --> 00:11:20,323
Perfect.
321
00:11:20,324 --> 00:11:22,225
- That's gonna be incomplete.
- Peanut.
322
00:11:22,226 --> 00:11:24,361
Why is there a turkey in our oven?
323
00:11:24,362 --> 00:11:25,495
I just thought it couldn't hurt
324
00:11:25,496 --> 00:11:27,197
to have a backup, you
know, just in case.
325
00:11:27,198 --> 00:11:29,077
In case my turkey goes wrong?
326
00:11:29,078 --> 00:11:31,001
Don't you trust that
I know what I'm doing?
327
00:11:31,002 --> 00:11:33,336
- No, I do.
- If you did,
328
00:11:33,337 --> 00:11:35,705
you wouldn't be sneaking around
behind your husband's back
329
00:11:35,706 --> 00:11:37,674
with a turkey on the side.
330
00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:39,075
Now you being a little dramatic.
331
00:11:39,076 --> 00:11:42,245
I don't want to hear it. I'm gonna
go put my turkey in the fryer.
332
00:11:42,246 --> 00:11:44,046
At least I know it won't
stab me in the back.
333
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:47,450
Ooh, look at that catch.
Henderson has great hands.
334
00:11:47,451 --> 00:11:49,313
Why are you making us watch this?
335
00:11:49,314 --> 00:11:51,221
Because it's no fun to
watch football alone.
336
00:11:51,222 --> 00:11:53,123
When did you say Beyoncé's coming out?
337
00:11:53,124 --> 00:11:56,292
Oh, uh, uh, 15, 20 minutes.
338
00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:58,294
Is someone gonna turn off those timers?
339
00:12:00,865 --> 00:12:02,032
Here. No.
340
00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:03,600
Alexa, off.
341
00:12:03,601 --> 00:12:04,968
Where the hell is this book?
342
00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:06,717
That guy's got six interceptions.
343
00:12:06,718 --> 00:12:08,872
- Oh, hey, Jim. You good?
- Oh, hell yeah.
344
00:12:08,873 --> 00:12:10,073
Wouldn't say "no" to a beer.
345
00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:11,641
Yeah, there's a 12-pack in the fridge.
346
00:12:11,642 --> 00:12:12,909
There was.
347
00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:14,811
Wow.
348
00:12:14,812 --> 00:12:17,112
Yeah, buddy. Sure, I got you.
349
00:12:21,252 --> 00:12:22,952
- Wade, you okay?
- Yeah.
350
00:12:22,953 --> 00:12:24,187
I'm just looking for something.
351
00:12:24,188 --> 00:12:26,489
And I've got to go get
some more beer for Jim.
352
00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:29,458
And all of these timers keep going off.
353
00:12:30,494 --> 00:12:33,063
Are you ready for a little dip?
354
00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:35,098
The oil's just fine.
355
00:12:35,099 --> 00:12:36,900
Aah!
356
00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:42,072
Ah.
357
00:12:46,277 --> 00:12:47,443
"Kitchen".
358
00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:56,219
"My recipes".
359
00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,719
Hmm.
360
00:12:58,956 --> 00:13:00,756
Wow.
361
00:13:04,962 --> 00:13:06,128
Hmm.
362
00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:09,264
"Rolled sweet cookies".
363
00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:15,004
"Sweet potato casserole".
364
00:13:15,005 --> 00:13:18,641
"Only put the pecan
toppings on half, because
365
00:13:18,642 --> 00:13:20,944
Grace loves them, and
Natalie hates them.
366
00:13:20,945 --> 00:13:23,879
Finish on broil to make
crispier, because that's..."
367
00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:28,650
"That's how Wade likes it".
368
00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:34,190
Dad? Dad?!
369
00:13:34,191 --> 00:13:37,727
Um... yeah, in-in,
uh... in-in the garage.
370
00:13:37,728 --> 00:13:39,496
Hey.
371
00:13:39,497 --> 00:13:40,772
Uncle Jim was worried you got lost
372
00:13:40,773 --> 00:13:41,798
on your way to find the beer.
373
00:13:41,799 --> 00:13:43,900
- No. It's right here.
- Hey!
374
00:13:43,901 --> 00:13:45,902
- You found the recipe.
- Yeah.
375
00:13:45,903 --> 00:13:47,002
I found it.
376
00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:49,405
Thanks.
377
00:13:49,406 --> 00:13:52,141
Natalie, he found it!
378
00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:04,354
Hey. There you are. Listen, bad news.
379
00:14:04,355 --> 00:14:07,423
It looks like the sweet potatoes
went right through the dogs.
380
00:14:07,424 --> 00:14:08,458
Oh.
381
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:10,341
Also, uh, I hate to be a narc,
382
00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:12,242
but Grace has beer.
383
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,292
Gonna need more than one roll!
384
00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:20,740
Kids, wash up! Two minutes to dinner!
385
00:14:20,741 --> 00:14:21,841
So, you and I are gonna sit here
386
00:14:21,842 --> 00:14:23,075
next to Ben and Michelle.
387
00:14:23,076 --> 00:14:25,044
And Grace wanted to
sit at the adult table,
388
00:14:25,045 --> 00:14:26,512
because Layne gets to, but...
389
00:14:26,513 --> 00:14:29,081
You should let her... there's
room here, and she is 14.
390
00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:33,185
And I would, but it opens a
whole can of worms for Natalie.
391
00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:35,564
Delia. I'm always impressed
392
00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:38,224
at how you manage to make the
simplest things so complicated.
393
00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:41,160
I'm sorry,
394
00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:43,947
I have been trying all day to just be
395
00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:45,331
so nice to you,
396
00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:47,767
while you have just been
peckin' away at me...
397
00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:50,992
just peck, peck, peck,
peck, like a little chicken!
398
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:52,238
- Like a chicken!
- Okay.
399
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,407
- Just like a little tiny chicken!
- Okay. Okay,
400
00:14:54,408 --> 00:14:56,178
uh, Delia... okay, I got to apologize.
401
00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:57,243
See, here's the thing.
402
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,078
Delia has it in her head
403
00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:01,891
that for some reason she
thinks you don't like her.
404
00:15:01,892 --> 00:15:03,568
Oh...
405
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,184
- Yeah.
- Oh.
406
00:15:05,185 --> 00:15:06,886
- That explains it.
- Right.
407
00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:11,724
Uh, I didn't hear a denial there.
408
00:15:11,725 --> 00:15:14,727
Well, the truth is...
409
00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:16,095
I don't really like her.
410
00:15:16,096 --> 00:15:18,957
Ha-ha-ha! Yes! Yes!
411
00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:20,696
Told you, Forrest!
412
00:15:20,697 --> 00:15:22,835
Wait. What?
413
00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:24,770
Why don't you like me?
414
00:15:24,771 --> 00:15:26,806
This isn't the right time, Delia.
415
00:15:26,807 --> 00:15:28,407
No. I need to know.
416
00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:30,531
What could you possibly have against me?
417
00:15:30,532 --> 00:15:32,505
I mean, I do everything for your nieces.
418
00:15:32,506 --> 00:15:34,380
I was like a sister to Jill.
419
00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:35,848
Jill had a sister!
420
00:15:35,849 --> 00:15:37,283
I was her sister!
421
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,779
But did she go to the beach
at Hilton Head with me?
422
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:40,927
No, she went with you.
423
00:15:40,928 --> 00:15:42,787
You are the one she confided in,
424
00:15:42,788 --> 00:15:43,977
called when there was news.
425
00:15:43,978 --> 00:15:46,679
I mean, Grace and Natalie
even call you Aunt Delia.
426
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:50,328
First of all, I don't even
like being called Aunt Delia,
427
00:15:50,329 --> 00:15:53,031
because it sounds like pancake mix.
428
00:15:53,032 --> 00:15:54,390
And I was not trying
429
00:15:54,391 --> 00:15:56,300
to replace you, Allison.
430
00:15:56,301 --> 00:15:59,249
I was just being a good friend to Jill.
431
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,186
- You don't help Delia. You impose.
- Okay,
432
00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:03,420
you know what?
433
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,481
While you were in Pensacola,
434
00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,424
I've been here for Wade and the girls.
435
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,226
It's because of me
436
00:16:09,227 --> 00:16:11,477
that they're not eating frozen dinners
437
00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:12,629
every single night.
438
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:14,198
It's because of me
439
00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:15,766
that Wade has finally
440
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,801
started to date!
441
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,302
A...
442
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:23,906
You're dating?
443
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:26,643
You hadn't told her that?
444
00:16:26,644 --> 00:16:29,980
I was waiting for the right time.
445
00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:33,483
And-and this... this is not it.
446
00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:36,119
Course, I'm the last
one to know about this.
447
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,488
Well, you do live in Pensacola!
448
00:16:38,489 --> 00:16:40,557
Oh, my God, but I'm
the crazy one, right?
449
00:16:40,558 --> 00:16:41,725
These rolls are excellent.
450
00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:43,436
They're buttery, you know, not oily.
451
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,861
I think they're gonna go
great with this turkey.
452
00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,663
Yeah, I agree,
Forrest, but which turkey?
453
00:16:46,664 --> 00:16:47,731
You know, we happen to have two.
454
00:16:47,732 --> 00:16:49,499
- Here we go.
- Question for the table.
455
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,577
What kind of woman doesn't have
the confidence in her man's ability
456
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,805
to prepare a succulent
meal for his friends?
457
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,241
Will you relax? I left
the backup bird at home.
458
00:16:57,242 --> 00:17:00,177
- What kind of woman makes a backup bird?!
- Now, you need to calm down.
459
00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:01,612
Look, nobody minds if I watch the game
460
00:17:01,613 --> 00:17:02,813
on my phone while we eat, right?
461
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,514
Can you stop talking about football
462
00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:07,484
- for half an hour?
- Gonna put the sound down!
463
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,895
- You're not getting none of my bird.
- I don't want none of your greasy bird.
464
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,588
- Okay, okay.
- Stop it!
465
00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:16,392
I don't know what I was thinking.
466
00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:20,030
Like I could pull off
a Thanksgiving dinner.
467
00:17:20,031 --> 00:17:21,765
Jill did this.
468
00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:23,567
Not me.
469
00:17:23,568 --> 00:17:27,671
I mean, the only thing that I
did was carve the turkey, and...
470
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,839
and keep the dogs off the table.
471
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,978
What is that?
472
00:17:34,979 --> 00:17:36,779
I know that smell.
473
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,582
I do, too.
474
00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:44,012
Look. We did it.
475
00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:45,671
We used Mom's recipe.
476
00:17:45,672 --> 00:17:48,273
It was maple syrup that
made all the difference.
477
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,727
Oh, girls, that is...
478
00:17:50,728 --> 00:17:53,563
that looks incredible.
479
00:17:53,564 --> 00:17:56,266
That's-that's-that's amazing.
480
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:59,043
Wow! Oh!
481
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,674
Hey, come on.
482
00:18:03,675 --> 00:18:05,976
Guys, what are we doing here?
483
00:18:05,977 --> 00:18:08,177
This is Thanksgiving.
484
00:18:09,113 --> 00:18:10,633
All right, let's take this in there
485
00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:12,049
and split it up, okay? Come on.
486
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,590
I'm so...
487
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:16,653
sorry if you thought that I was trying
488
00:18:16,654 --> 00:18:18,255
to take your place or...
489
00:18:18,256 --> 00:18:21,992
No. I'm so happy Jill had
someone like you in her life.
490
00:18:21,993 --> 00:18:23,382
In a way, we...
491
00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:24,895
we both lost a sister.
492
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,423
I got to admit,
493
00:18:27,424 --> 00:18:29,365
your turkey looks good.
494
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,601
Oh, yeah?
495
00:18:31,602 --> 00:18:33,170
Mm-hmm.
496
00:18:33,171 --> 00:18:34,637
You gonna taste some of it?
497
00:18:35,673 --> 00:18:37,307
I'm gonna taste some.
498
00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:39,076
- Are you using innuendo right now?
- Mind your business.
499
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,110
Okay. Got it.
500
00:18:40,111 --> 00:18:41,411
These dates of yours,
501
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,913
do you like any of them?
502
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,414
Not really.
503
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,616
Good.
504
00:18:46,617 --> 00:18:48,685
But I am trying.
505
00:18:51,823 --> 00:18:53,023
Hmm.
506
00:18:53,024 --> 00:18:55,024
Motörhead rocked.
507
00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:57,461
Yeah, they did.
508
00:18:57,462 --> 00:18:59,262
They really, really did.
509
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,098
- Don't touch me.
- You got it.
510
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,633
Is everyone done apologizing?
511
00:19:03,634 --> 00:19:04,701
I want to eat!
512
00:19:07,071 --> 00:19:09,806
Hey, uh, before we eat, I, uh...
513
00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:11,608
I want to say something.
514
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,100
Look, I-I know that I made it seem
515
00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:14,811
like I was super excited
about Thanksgiving,
516
00:19:14,812 --> 00:19:16,480
but the truth is...
517
00:19:16,481 --> 00:19:18,148
that was just an act.
518
00:19:18,149 --> 00:19:20,050
Really...
519
00:19:20,051 --> 00:19:24,488
I was worried that it was
going to be a painful reminder
520
00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:27,657
of Jill being gone.
521
00:19:27,658 --> 00:19:30,594
But I look around this table...
522
00:19:30,595 --> 00:19:32,662
and I see Allison
523
00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:35,632
and I see Jim.
524
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,068
We got married in your backyard.
525
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,071
And I see Michelle,
526
00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:43,206
who Jill met at the playground
527
00:19:43,207 --> 00:19:44,808
before Natalie and Sahai
528
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,342
were even two.
529
00:19:47,412 --> 00:19:48,645
And I see Delia,
530
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,867
who Jill met
531
00:19:49,868 --> 00:19:52,717
- at that Mommy & Me art class. You remember?
- We only stayed
532
00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:54,251
for a few weeks, because...
533
00:19:54,252 --> 00:19:56,520
well, it wasn't advanced
enough for Addie, but...
534
00:19:56,521 --> 00:19:58,679
I made a friend for life.
535
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,691
Yeah, we're all together here
at this table because of Jill.
536
00:20:01,692 --> 00:20:03,321
I was worried that I couldn't do this
537
00:20:03,322 --> 00:20:05,328
without her, but the truth is...
538
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,064
she's here.
539
00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:10,299
She's in all of us.
540
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,170
And that's what I'm most thankful for.
541
00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:19,342
Now can we eat?
542
00:20:20,435 --> 00:20:21,511
I'm grabbing that drumstick.
543
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,946
If you touch that drumstick,
544
00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:24,581
Jim, I am going to football-tackle you.
545
00:20:24,582 --> 00:20:25,649
Uh-oh.
546
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:26,650
No more fighting.
547
00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:28,185
- There is more at my house.
- Okay,
548
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,854
then let's eat! Yes!
549
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,789
Happy Thanksgiving!
550
00:20:37,243 --> 00:20:38,673
Linda. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
551
00:20:38,674 --> 00:20:40,791
Didn't you learn anything
from the sweet potatoes?
552
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:43,615
Natalie, you still haven't
thrown away your pumpkin.
553
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:46,139
You should've made it throw
away when you had the chance.
554
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,007
Oh, okay.
555
00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:50,396
All right. Let's go... inside.
556
00:20:50,397 --> 00:20:53,397
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