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Previously on Garçons de Chambre.
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Jean-Baptiste d’Arpajon, my brother, student in gynecology, thinks he knows everything about women.
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I’m sorry
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Sure, he loves them and knows a bunch about their anatomy.
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A vaginal swab is an operation that consists in spreading on a glass slide a cellular sample… of the pussy
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But women are more complicated than that.
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I am the one who masters the meaning of every little move they make.
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I quickly examine their reaction.
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I am escort boy
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I am the man that they want.
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My therapy is done. Thank you for everything Leopold.
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I adapt.
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I have to disappear
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Will my twin be able to do as much?
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Be at the Galantin in one hour. A client will be waiting for you. Table one hundred and one.
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EPISODE 3: The Defended Fruit
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And your room is good?
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Yes, no mistakes in the reservation.
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And your secretary?
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No Jess, Danielle is not in Nice.
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You OK?
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Yes, you?
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Yeah, what are you doing?
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Nothing.
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I’m in front of the TV.
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Ok, good night.
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Mm good evening.
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Good evening Giovanni.
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Christian! Are you well?
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Very well. Buy you a drink?
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With pleasure yes.
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Garçon, the same thing.
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Of course, sir.
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Please excuse me for a second, I’ll be right back.
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Please excuse me sir, I’ll be right back.
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You are on Leo’s answering machine. I am not available for the moment. Please leave a message.
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Madam, would you like to order?
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No. For the champagne. Keep the change.
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Hey! What the fuck are you doing here as a waiter?
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What the hell are you doing without your work clothes?
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So the old man’s your client huh?
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He’s not an old man OK?
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Oh no, what is he then?
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A friend. A politician.
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That’s all you, having high-placed friends to line your pockets.
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You and Leo really fucking laughed in our faces.
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I understand better why night work bears so much fruit.
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I don’t know what you’re talking about.
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Yeah. I found Leo’s website, dumbass.
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Hey Gandalf guess what?
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What?
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The gigolo stood up the goose that lays golden eggs .
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No, it really is the crisis.
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Hey. Thank you Leopold.
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It’s a shame…
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What?
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That everything isn’t proportionate with you.
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So actually everybody know here. If I understood correctly, everyone does their business here.
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Fuck. Is JB here?
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What?
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Yeah, he has to meet a client of Leo’s… The one everybody’s talking about… the… the goose that lays golden eggs.
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No.
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Well yes.
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Sorry for the wait Madam Coste. Here, we offer you our very best table.
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But I’m not used to sitting here. I prefer the view from…
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The change is for now. Good evening Ms. Coste.
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Thank you garcon.
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Leopold, the goose is waiting for you.
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Good evening.
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Sorry I’m late.
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Um.. tell me, I was wondering: Do I usually speak formally with you?
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I’m sorry, I’m.. I am a little sick and I took these pills that are knocking me out.
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Actually they gave me amnesia. But short term.
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Well OK. I’m sorry, I must seem like a clown. I don’t know what I’m saying, what I’m doing or why I’m here.
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Actually, I’m not the guy you’re used... Blablabla...
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Actually, I’m not the guy you’re used to seeing. I’m not Leopold. You understand?
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No, I don’t understand anything.
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I said something funny?
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I’m sorry. You show up like this… You are… very funny yes!
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And very charming…
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So, who are you? We are in an action movie and you are Tom Cruise?
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I have no pretention to be… You think I look like Tom Cruise?
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No.
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But you actually have more of an Aladdin side.
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Actually did you know they were inspired by him to draw the character?
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I’m a big Disney fan, I go at least once a year. So, I am very flattered to look like Aladdin. Even if he is better looking.
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Otherwise, I know a very good surgeon.
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Oh shit. Are you kidding me?
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No. He completely transformed a friend of my son’s into princess Fiona.
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Oh really?
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Yeah?
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Ok.
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Oh I’m sorry.
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Why are we supposed to eat dinner together? What brings you here?
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I was waiting for you.
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Madam. Mister Leopold d’Arpajon. The wine list.
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Your brother is a gigolo and she’s your client.
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The menu.
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We call her the goose that lays golden eggs.
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Have you chosen?
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May I see the list?
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No!
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Actually, I would recommend you change restaurant. We just found a huge rat. In the kitchen.
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Oh my God!
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With a huge tail.
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No! We are staying here. You may leave.
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With a mean tail.
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You may leave.
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A rat though…
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It’s awful.
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I apologize. I didn’t want to embarrass you.
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You just won’t stop apologizing.
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I’m sorry, I just thought that..
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Stop, damn it!
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I don’t please you?
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Look at me. We don’t play in the same league young man.
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That’s not the point…
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Are you not my client?
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You’re an escort?
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Um… Yes, no.
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Why do you seem surprised? What do you expect from a young guy?
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Idiot.
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What’s wrong?
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You look almost disappointed?
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She’s gone.
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It might be better that way no?
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Why better that way? Why can’t I, Jean‐Baptiste, be Leopold?
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Technically, you’re not Leopold.
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That’s the problem.
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You have nothing to envy from him. We just learned he’s a whore and…
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Sorry, you’re another case.
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Well yeah, you’re gay, it’s almost… normal.
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I don’t see the link?
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Yeah, you understood me…
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No.
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It’s nothing mean. It’s just that gays are no limit. It surprises me less, I mean.
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Wait, remind me one thing: How long have we lived together?
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No because it’s not like you didn’t know what a gay man is.
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And I’ll remind you that we…
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Together…
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Thank you by the way, all of Paris knows now.
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Raf, you know gay’s not a personality, it’s a sexuality.
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I’m sorry, I expressed myself badly.
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Where is he?
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Madam I’m sorry. Sorry. Sorry and sorry.
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I was clumsy I know.
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But you are ravishing and very nice. I wanted you to know that.
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Well… There it is. I’m sorry again.
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Get home safe. Good night.
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Why did you offer me an indecent service?
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I never did that…
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I’m not Leopold.
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I suck at relationships. My brother on the other hand… he’s the, the sulfurous Leopold.
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The one everyone admires.
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I just wanted to know if I could be him,
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if a woman like you, of your stature, as beautiful and intelligent could be interested in a guy like me.
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So why not ask me the question directly then?
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I found it simpler. I didn’t think.
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I didn’t know what I was doing.
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How much are you for one night?
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Don’t think and don’t apologize.
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Where are you going?
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To the ATM.
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Being different is not a choice.
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Becoming another person is a response to existential questions.
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It’s sometimes a vice.
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A fault that transforms itself little by little into a fantasy.
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A fantasy is not a personality,
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He did it. He took a room with her.
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What are you doing?
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I’m deleting Leo’s website.
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Do you have news from him?
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Daddy’s hungry.
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Raf…
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Go eat, I’m still digesting.
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Delete the web site. Yes or no?
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The excitation is at its apogee when we brave the forbidden.
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But can our dark desires bring us to fruition?
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Are we scandalous boys?
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Fuck you, I’m human.
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