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Edwyn Huang, I need the TV, pronto!
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Oh, okay. No.
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Is that grape jelly?
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PB&J burrito. Want a bite?
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What about beans, cheese, salsa?
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All that stuff's in there, too, bro.
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[Groans] Dear God. You're a monster.
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- [Chuckles lightly]
- I need the TV.
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My ass ain't moving.
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Every day after school, I make a
bomb-ass snack and watch MTV.
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In other words, wasting time.
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Whoa! It's not a waste!
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I learned everything I
know from these videos.
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I didn't have a handsome,
jacked older brother
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to teach me how to be cool.
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- I had MTV.
- No, thanks.
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My letters of choice...
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Ah "P," ah "B," ah "S"...
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Ah PBS!
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[Groans] Can you just stop
being a nerd for one second?
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Come on. Dude, this is
both music and a movie.
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It's double art.
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Hits you in your eyeballs
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and your ear... balls.
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I prefer imagination...
Theater of the mind.
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Fine. [Pats] Close your eyes, then.
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Hm.
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[Sighs]
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♪ Take that, ha, ha! ♪
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[Rapping] ♪ Recently... frontin',
ain't sayin' nothin' ♪
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♪ So I just speak my piece ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ Keep my peace ♪
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♪ Cubans with the Jesus piece ♪
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- ♪ Thank you ♪
- ♪ With my peeps ♪
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♪ Packin', askin', "Who want it?" ♪
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♪ You got it, flaunt it ♪
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♪ That Brooklyn..., we on it ♪
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[Rapping] ♪ Biggie, Biggie,
Biggie, can't you see? ♪
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♪ Sometimes your words
just hypnotize me ♪
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♪ And I just love your flashy ways ♪
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♪ Guess that's why they
broke and you're so paid ♪
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♪ Biggie, Biggie, Biggie,
can't you see? ♪
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Sorry. Didn't grip my soul.
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Nor my toe. Nor my head.
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Are we done?
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[Exhales sharply] Nobody
in this house gets me.
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Needs more tuna.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.MY-SUBS.com
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know,
homey, now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
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[Sighs] Come on. I really need the TV.
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- Sicily is on her way over.
- Ooh.
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[Sultry voice] Young
lova's got a girlfriend.
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Please don't talk in that voice.
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Need some tips from your big bro?
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Lova' tips for your girlfriend?
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You're the last person
I'd go to for advice.
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- You're so annoying.
- [Scoffs]
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[Rap music plays on TV]
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MAN: Native to south central Arizona...
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[Normal voice] Nice!
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Put on the most boring thing
so she'll want to smooch ya.
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Zack is coming over, too!
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Wait. So no making out?
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The two of you are just
gonna watch bird TV?
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Yes. We're birders. We bird.
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Dude, you're going to high school soon.
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- This bird crap...
- Isn't gonna fly.
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Is gonna get you killed.
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Ed, in few days, a rare migration
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of the red-legged snail kites
is flying through town,
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and if we're not prepped for the chase,
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I'd prefer death.
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Every time I think you've
reached peak nerd,
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you go and find another
nerd mountain to climb.
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Well, lucky for both of us
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you're leaving soon on your
cultural exchange trip.
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I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't go.
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I'm afraid what might happen
to you if I'm not here.
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I might come back to some
weird... half-man/half-book.
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[Gasps] My necktie could be my bookmark.
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I could cite myself as a source!
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- No, I didn't mean it as a good...
- Oh, my God.
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I could finally spend the
night at the library!
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[Sighs]
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♪
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Hola.
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Ma, what are you wearing?
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A serape.
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_
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Pure alpaca.
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- Alpaca?
- Internet boyfriend?
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Osvaldo, an alpaca farmer in Chile.
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We e-mailed.
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He needed money to build a new fence.
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Ma, you're not sending
him money, are you?
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You can't put a price on this feeling.
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I feel so alive!
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[Chuckles]
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[Sighs] Oh, Osvaldo...
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[Chuckles]
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[Laughs]
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It's not funny. She's
clearly getting scammed.
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I'm not surprised.
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She's gullible! The whole
side of your family is.
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The Huangs are not gullible.
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What about when your
brother tried to buy
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those "special" beans?
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Or when you thought you
could sit "reverse potty"?
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Or when you thought that rock
made your armpits smell good?
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The natural deodorant
crystal I'm still using?
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Gullible. I was afraid the
boys would inherit it.
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Being gullible is not genetic.
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Yes, it is.
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If your ring finger is the same length
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as your middle finger, it
means you're gullible.
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Is that true?
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Oh, ha ha. Nice try.
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The point is, my mom's being taken,
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and I've got to shut it down.
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Brutal honesty... That's the best way.
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Just tell her.
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You saw Ma. She was so happy.
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She'd be crushed if she
knew it was all fake.
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People who fall for scams
deserve to feel humiliated.
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That's how they learn.
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If you don't tell her, I will.
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[Sighs]
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[Sniffs]
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Oh. I need some more crystal.
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Oh, hey.
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You want my banana costume?
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It'd be a shame to just let
it sit here for a month.
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- And neglect my own fruit costumes?
- [Scoffs]
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Can you take my friends
and me to the mall?
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Look who suddenly wants to hang out
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with their annoying older brother.
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[Sighs] Just get to it.
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What do I have to do... Drink sour milk,
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eat a toenail, lick your booger wall?
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Nah. I'll take you. I want
to shop for a subwoofer.
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Plus, I can teach you the
cool way to mall-hang.
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First, we enter through the
back-alley service entrance,
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pop some Bubble Tape, read
some boobie graffiti...
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We just need to pick up
some bird gear and clothes
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for the big day.
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Like... a cool pair of jeans?
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Like some sun hats, sketch pads,
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and a few waist satchels
to carry our lip balm.
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Now, please don't embarrass me.
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You're going to the mall to
buy fanny packs for birding,
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and you're worried about me?
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Just please...
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Don't lock the windows,
fart, and crank the heat.
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How dare you.
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I would never crank the heat.
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AC preserves the fart.
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♪
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♪ Roll, roll, roll your paint ♪
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♪ Gently down the wall ♪
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- [Door opens]
- ♪ Carefully, carefully, carefully ♪
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♪ Don't drip it in the hall ♪
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You're painting now?
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I've been asking you
to do that for years.
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Boy, you were right. It needed it.
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Sucker's really drinking it
up. May need four coats.
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Why'd you paint "gullible"
on the ceiling?
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Huh?
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- I did not look. I'm not gullible.
- Yes, you are!
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But I'm not, and I'm not
falling for this charade.
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You're delaying breaking
the news to your mom.
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Where are you going with your bank pig?
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I'm giving my money to Grandma
so she can help out her friend.
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Emery, you can't do that. Listen...
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You know how I've been
searching for my thing...
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Volleyball, line dancing,
flight attendant?
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Well, this is it... Helping people.
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Philanthropy is my passion.
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[Coins jingling]
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[Door opens] Hm.
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We can't tell Grandma.
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Oh, I thought "brutal
honesty" was the best policy.
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Well, that was when it was
about fake Latin lovers.
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This is about our son's
personal fulfillment.
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I am just glad you're on board.
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Now, let's ruin this scam artist.
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After you tape off the moldings.
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Just because you're fake-painting
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doesn't mean you can do a sloppy job.
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Okay, guys, favorite plover.
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Favorite plover?
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I need a break from this nerd talk.
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You guys ever heard of...
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"Enter the Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers"?
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Or was that before you were born?
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Oh, no. Here he goes.
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I remember the first time I heard it.
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I was 9. It was Christmas morning.
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- Santa brought it?
- [Scoffs] Please!
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Wu-Tang would melt Santa's face.
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I caught "Protect Ya Neck" on MTV.
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That music video changed my life.
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It's not music. It's just talking.
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Method Man, ODB, RZA,
Ghostface, Raekwon,
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spitting about Shaolin,
killer bees... chess!
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[Both gasp]
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How did you learn all this?
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Oh, from sup-dawg.
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What's sup-dawg?
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I don't know. What's up with you, dawg?
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[Zack laughs]
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Here we go.
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Wu-Tang is for the children.
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[Rapping] ♪ Hey, you, get off my cloud ♪
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♪ You don't know me, and
you don't know my style ♪
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♪ Who be gettin' flam when
they come to a jam? ♪
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♪ Here I am, here I am ♪
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♪ The Method Man ♪
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[Music continues]
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And then we head over to the
food court for some free samples
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and hover over the hot dog
stand like a ghetto bird.
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A helicopter.
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Okay. We'll navigate the mall
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like civilized consumers, thank you.
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Suit yourself. Peace out, homies.
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[Burps]
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[Groans]
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- What's a homie?
- I don't know.
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[Car door closes]
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I'm sorry, guys. He can be... a lot.
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Well, he seems to know how
to get around the mall.
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Never hurts to try a different route.
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You're going with Eddie?
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- [Vehicle door opens]
- Do you know what happens
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when a peanut goes down
a different route?
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Choke city! Do you want that?!
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And boom! We enter like ballers.
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You're so lucky to have
an older brother, Evan.
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You hear that, Evan?
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Well, I know you have some
important shopping to get to.
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I'm in the market for a subwoofer.
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Really? I've been thinking about
getting a woof-woof myself.
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[Deeper voice] You know
what I'm sayin', homie?
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Hey, why don't we all go together?
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Because Eddie's route goes through
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the cover-your-eyes part of the mall...
252
00:08:32,353 --> 00:08:34,388
Victoria's Secret, Spencer's Gifts,
253
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,689
and the rest of the risqué.
254
00:08:35,690 --> 00:08:37,090
Diesel Jeans is over there.
255
00:08:37,091 --> 00:08:39,109
It's not risqué. It's
just Italian men stuff.
256
00:08:39,110 --> 00:08:41,044
More like dungarees for fancy farmers.
257
00:08:41,045 --> 00:08:43,463
- Right, guys?
- I don't know. Seems durable.
258
00:08:43,464 --> 00:08:45,365
Guys, we're here for birding supplies.
259
00:08:45,366 --> 00:08:47,985
Relax, Evan. Your friends
just want to be cool.
260
00:08:50,827 --> 00:08:51,872
LOUIS: I got it!
261
00:08:51,873 --> 00:08:53,757
You and I fly to Chile,
262
00:08:53,758 --> 00:08:55,308
pose as FBI agents,
263
00:08:55,309 --> 00:08:57,210
and threaten Osvaldo with global fraud.
264
00:08:57,211 --> 00:09:00,147
I call it Operation Chile Explosion.
265
00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,648
I'm still brainstorming the name.
266
00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:03,016
You need more brain and less storm.
267
00:09:03,017 --> 00:09:06,086
Louis, this isn't some
criminal mastermind in Chile.
268
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,570
This is a fatso in Des Moines,
269
00:09:07,571 --> 00:09:10,040
sitting in front of a computer,
gobbling marshmallows.
270
00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:12,242
Oh, I don't know why we have
to be size-ist about this,
271
00:09:12,243 --> 00:09:13,460
but sure, let's go to Iowa.
272
00:09:13,461 --> 00:09:15,645
Or we just write him an
e-mail and scare him off.
273
00:09:15,646 --> 00:09:17,798
Oh, what, just magically
hack into my mom's account
274
00:09:17,799 --> 00:09:18,799
and get his info?
275
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,683
I already guessed her password.
276
00:09:20,684 --> 00:09:22,752
It's 1-1-1-1.
277
00:09:22,753 --> 00:09:25,173
You're right. She's a genius.
278
00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:30,193
Look, I appreciate you
guys humoring Eddie,
279
00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:31,728
but please don't do it on my behalf.
280
00:09:31,729 --> 00:09:32,962
It only encourages him.
281
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,264
What are you talking about?
282
00:09:34,265 --> 00:09:36,316
- Yeah, he's the best.
- That guy?
283
00:09:36,317 --> 00:09:37,967
[Spritzing]
284
00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,620
[Both laugh]
285
00:09:41,891 --> 00:09:43,790
[Sicily and Zack laughing]
286
00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:46,188
[Skee-Lo's "I Wish" plays]
287
00:09:46,189 --> 00:09:47,444
[Rapping] ♪ Hello? ♪
288
00:09:47,445 --> 00:09:49,241
♪ I wish I was a little bit taller ♪
289
00:09:49,242 --> 00:09:50,682
♪ I wish I was a baller ♪
290
00:09:50,683 --> 00:09:52,899
♪ I wish I had a girl who
looked good, I would call her ♪
291
00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:55,251
♪ I wish I had a rabbit
in a hat with a bat ♪
292
00:09:55,252 --> 00:09:56,553
♪ And a six-four Impala ♪
293
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,988
♪ I wish I was a little bit taller ♪
294
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,139
♪ I wish I was a baller ♪
295
00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:02,410
♪ I wish I had a girl who
looked good, I would call her ♪
296
00:10:02,411 --> 00:10:04,845
♪ I wish I had a rabbit
in a hat with a bat ♪
297
00:10:04,846 --> 00:10:06,346
♪ And a six-four Impala ♪
298
00:10:06,347 --> 00:10:08,301
♪ I wish I had a brand-new car ♪
299
00:10:08,302 --> 00:10:09,755
♪ So far, I got this hatchback ♪
300
00:10:09,756 --> 00:10:11,869
♪ And everywhere I go,
yo, I gets laughed at ♪
301
00:10:12,971 --> 00:10:14,921
[Mugs clink] Adiós, Osvaldo.
302
00:10:14,922 --> 00:10:17,106
Here's to no more innocent
victims being scammed.
303
00:10:17,107 --> 00:10:18,842
His response was so pathetic...
304
00:10:18,843 --> 00:10:20,293
[Mockingly] "Please, no jail.
305
00:10:20,294 --> 00:10:23,263
I'm crying in fear. My
family is innocent."
306
00:10:23,264 --> 00:10:25,548
That was smart threatening
to cut off his hands.
307
00:10:25,549 --> 00:10:26,828
Computer guys and their hands.
308
00:10:26,829 --> 00:10:27,834
- Mm.
- [Door opens]
309
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,903
- HONEY: Hey!
- [Door closes]
310
00:10:29,904 --> 00:10:32,402
Is that... made from alpaca fur?
311
00:10:32,403 --> 00:10:33,890
Yep. [Chuckles]
312
00:10:33,891 --> 00:10:35,308
An Osvaldo special.
313
00:10:35,309 --> 00:10:37,093
He sent it as a thank-you.
314
00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:40,480
I speak Spanish, so I helped
your mom correspond with him.
315
00:10:40,481 --> 00:10:41,648
Boy, did they.
316
00:10:41,649 --> 00:10:43,517
I don't think you want me to write that.
317
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,352
That means you want him to touch your...
318
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,788
Type-y type-y.
319
00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:51,558
- Ew.
- That's my mother.
320
00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:53,460
Osvaldo's no choirboy, either.
321
00:10:53,461 --> 00:10:55,829
Honey, you know this is all
an Internet scam, right?
322
00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:58,732
This sex machine Osvaldo...
He isn't real.
323
00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,250
Yeah, he was just stringing my mom along
324
00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:01,434
so she'd send him money.
325
00:11:01,435 --> 00:11:02,542
But he gave it back.
326
00:11:02,543 --> 00:11:04,522
I saw the check. He
sent it with our gifts.
327
00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:06,623
Osvaldo is real?
328
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,875
♪
329
00:11:10,246 --> 00:11:12,295
Z and Sicily, in the place to be.
330
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,114
That was a freestyle.
331
00:11:14,115 --> 00:11:17,112
Evan's just getting ready, but
you're welcome to join me.
332
00:11:17,113 --> 00:11:19,252
Sure. What'cha watchin', E-man?
333
00:11:19,253 --> 00:11:21,660
Uh, this is a commercial for tomatoes.
334
00:11:21,661 --> 00:11:23,306
Dope.
335
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,326
But "Yo! MTV Raps" is what's on.
336
00:11:26,327 --> 00:11:28,978
Oh. Maybe we can catch Wu-Tang!
337
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,313
EVAN: [Clears throat]
338
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,382
Who's all ready to bird?
339
00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:33,567
What are you wearing?
340
00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:35,818
[Creaking]
341
00:11:35,819 --> 00:11:38,187
Oh. These?
342
00:11:38,188 --> 00:11:40,740
My birding jeans.
343
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,077
Or my BJs.
344
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,496
I've never seen you wear jeans.
345
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,215
These are carpenter cut.
346
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,549
Got a loop here... For my... hammer.
347
00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:52,652
You don't have a hammer.
348
00:11:52,653 --> 00:11:54,504
[Both laugh]
349
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,855
If you wanted fashion advice,
350
00:11:55,856 --> 00:11:57,507
should've just come to your big bro.
351
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,492
Well, the saleswoman, Gita,
352
00:11:59,493 --> 00:12:01,629
says these are the style right now.
353
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:09,803
Little stiff.
354
00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:11,921
Just needs a bit of
breaking in, a wash or two.
355
00:12:11,922 --> 00:12:12,906
Ready?
356
00:12:12,907 --> 00:12:14,958
Hey, Eddie, you should come with us.
357
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,031
It'll be fun.
358
00:12:16,032 --> 00:12:18,311
We could listen to one of
your mixes on the way there.
359
00:12:18,312 --> 00:12:20,096
I just finished a sick one for Taiwan.
360
00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:21,314
It's gonna blow your minds.
361
00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:23,366
You're coming? Bird watching?
362
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,785
Yeah. Why not? I'm great at I Spy.
363
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:26,904
I spy...
364
00:12:26,905 --> 00:12:29,055
the top button of your jeans popping.
365
00:12:29,056 --> 00:12:30,713
- [Laughter]
- Don't you have better things to do?
366
00:12:30,714 --> 00:12:33,393
Like sitting, eating, more sitting?
367
00:12:33,394 --> 00:12:35,419
You mean like the things that kings do?
368
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:37,381
Let's bird.
369
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,653
[Sighs]
370
00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:49,309
No sign of a snail kite yet.
371
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,610
No, but I finished
372
00:12:50,611 --> 00:12:52,929
the black-whiskered vireo
I've been watching.
373
00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:55,965
Oh, "bird"? I thought
we were nerd watching.
374
00:12:55,966 --> 00:12:57,334
I've been drawing Zack.
375
00:13:00,515 --> 00:13:02,055
[Laughs]
376
00:13:02,056 --> 00:13:03,924
I love it when you bust my yams, E.
377
00:13:04,521 --> 00:13:07,010
Can you guys quiet down
the love-fest over there?
378
00:13:07,011 --> 00:13:09,162
We don't want to scare the
red-legged snail kite.
379
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,555
Did you ever notice that every bird's
380
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:11,914
just a body part and a color?
381
00:13:11,915 --> 00:13:14,017
"There's a purple-butt flapper."
382
00:13:14,018 --> 00:13:15,852
[Laughs] Um, "The rainbow-nut pheasant."
383
00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:18,229
- [Sicily and Zack laugh]
- That's enough!
384
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,555
[Sketch pad thuds]
385
00:13:19,556 --> 00:13:20,723
The red-faced lil' bro.
386
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:21,891
You know what you call a bird
387
00:13:21,892 --> 00:13:23,493
that hangs out with birds
three years its junior?
388
00:13:23,494 --> 00:13:24,578
A loser!
389
00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:26,829
Oh, you don't like that bird?
390
00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,665
Well, I got two more for you right here!
391
00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:30,744
[Shouting] Yeeaaaaah!
392
00:13:30,745 --> 00:13:33,053
[Wings flapping, birds chirping]
393
00:13:34,475 --> 00:13:37,009
There go all the red-legged snail kites.
394
00:13:39,063 --> 00:13:40,315
I'm a loser?
395
00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,411
If you have to ask "Who's the loser?",
396
00:13:42,412 --> 00:13:43,747
it usually means it's you.
397
00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:45,348
Coming from bird boy, that's rich.
398
00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:47,868
You're always trying to give me
"hot tips" on how to be cool.
399
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,119
Well, here's one for you...
400
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,171
Instead of stealing your
little brother's friends,
401
00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:52,939
find some your own age.
402
00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:54,050
[Scoffs]
403
00:13:54,051 --> 00:13:56,450
Well, I'm sorry for wanting
to hang out with you.
404
00:13:56,451 --> 00:13:58,278
And FYI, those are women's jeans.
405
00:13:58,279 --> 00:13:59,763
No, they're Jordans!
406
00:13:59,764 --> 00:14:00,930
Jordache.
407
00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:04,751
♪
408
00:14:04,752 --> 00:14:05,802
I got it!
409
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,670
So, we may have ruined
410
00:14:07,671 --> 00:14:09,294
my mom's shot at love with her pen pal,
411
00:14:09,295 --> 00:14:10,807
but she's never seen this guy, right?
412
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,975
Not with her eyes.
413
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,210
But the way he describes his
body in these e-mails...
414
00:14:14,211 --> 00:14:16,263
[Inhales deeply] The man
can paint a picture.
415
00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:18,248
Okay, hear me out.
416
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:20,517
We hire someone to act as Osvaldo
417
00:14:20,518 --> 00:14:21,900
and sweetly break up with her.
418
00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:23,953
There's a bagger at the Piggly
Wiggly from El Salvador.
419
00:14:23,954 --> 00:14:26,014
No, we have to tell her the
truth, like I wanted to
420
00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:27,593
- from the beginn...
- Tell who the truth?
421
00:14:29,863 --> 00:14:31,311
Louis... [Sighs]
422
00:14:31,312 --> 00:14:33,351
I need to talk the talk if
I'm gonna walk the walk.
423
00:14:33,352 --> 00:14:34,748
I don't think this is a good idea.
424
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,499
It's time. Brutal honesty.
425
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,181
- Emery.
- Please don't do this.
426
00:14:38,182 --> 00:14:39,373
You see, we thought
427
00:14:39,374 --> 00:14:41,375
Grandma's friend in South America was...
428
00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:43,106
Was a scam. I know.
429
00:14:43,107 --> 00:14:44,795
I wasn't really gonna give her my money.
430
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,014
Then why did you say you were?
431
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,066
Dad told me to.
432
00:14:48,981 --> 00:14:50,713
Well, what about finding your passion?
433
00:14:50,714 --> 00:14:52,248
That part was true. I did.
434
00:14:52,249 --> 00:14:53,533
But it's not helping people.
435
00:14:53,534 --> 00:14:54,619
It's acting!
436
00:14:55,381 --> 00:14:56,647
You totally believed me.
437
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:58,605
[Scoffs]
438
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,721
You turned our son into an actor!
439
00:15:00,722 --> 00:15:03,626
Flight attendant feels like
an attorney compared to this!
440
00:15:03,627 --> 00:15:05,328
I was just trying to protect my mom.
441
00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:06,629
Well, who's gonna protect you?
442
00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:08,665
I can't believe you scammed me!
443
00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:11,130
Well, people who are gullible
enough to fall for scams
444
00:15:11,131 --> 00:15:13,487
deserve what they get.
That's how they learn.
445
00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:14,971
Well, nice scam, Louis.
446
00:15:14,972 --> 00:15:16,723
You didn't even take my money.
447
00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:17,758
Amateur.
448
00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:23,277
[Rap music plays on TV]
449
00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:25,322
Hey, Eddie. Mind if I watch, too?
450
00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:26,397
[Sighs]
451
00:15:26,398 --> 00:15:28,985
Just take my spot. I'm gonna
go pack for the trip.
452
00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:30,620
Hey, in a few days,
453
00:15:30,621 --> 00:15:32,689
you'll get a nice break
from your loser brother.
454
00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:35,626
[Music continues]
455
00:15:37,864 --> 00:15:38,895
Whoa.
456
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,597
Eddie never yields his spot on the couch
457
00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:42,682
- when his show's on.
- He's mad at me.
458
00:15:42,683 --> 00:15:43,766
I messed up,
459
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,585
and I don't know how
to get through to him.
460
00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:47,904
This sucks.
461
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,475
[TLC's "Waterfalls" plays]
462
00:15:51,845 --> 00:15:53,676
What song is this?
463
00:15:53,677 --> 00:15:54,777
It's nice.
464
00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:56,197
I kinda like it.
465
00:16:04,156 --> 00:16:08,047
♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪
466
00:16:08,048 --> 00:16:11,728
♪ Please stick to the
rivers and the lakes ♪
467
00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:13,730
♪ That you're used to ♪
468
00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:16,766
♪ I know that you're
gonna have it your way ♪
469
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,219
♪ Or nothing at all ♪
470
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:22,173
♪ But I think you're moving too fast ♪
471
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,808
Come on!
472
00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:27,827
[Rapping] ♪ I seen a rainbow yesterday ♪
473
00:16:27,828 --> 00:16:29,612
♪ But too many storms
have come and gone ♪
474
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,201
♪ Leaving a trace of not
one God-given ray ♪
475
00:16:31,202 --> 00:16:33,767
♪ Is it because my life
is 10 shades of gray? ♪
476
00:16:33,768 --> 00:16:35,285
♪ I pray all 10 fade away ♪
477
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,937
♪ Seldom praise Him for the sunny days ♪
478
00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:39,622
♪ And like His promise is true,
only my faith can undo ♪
479
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:42,709
♪ The many chances I blew
to bring my life to anew ♪
480
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,127
♪ Clear and blue and
unconditional skies ♪
481
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,062
♪ Have dried the tears from my eyes ♪
482
00:16:46,063 --> 00:16:47,314
♪ No more lonely cries ♪
483
00:16:47,315 --> 00:16:48,982
I know how to get through to him.
484
00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:50,116
I get Eddie!
485
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:51,435
♪ ...waterfalls ♪
486
00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:59,142
I, uh, thought I'd make a big dinner
487
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,677
to try and make up for everything.
488
00:17:00,678 --> 00:17:01,945
How do I know that's true?
489
00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:03,697
Maybe you cooked it to eat all yourself.
490
00:17:03,698 --> 00:17:04,982
It's a 20-pound turkey.
491
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,550
Is it? Or are you trying to
scam me with a giant chicken?
492
00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:09,269
Where's Evan? He knows birds.
493
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:11,187
There you go again...
Using one of our sons
494
00:17:11,188 --> 00:17:12,839
to help you spin your lies.
495
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,425
I'll admit, if I had been honest
with my mom from the beginning...
496
00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,694
Emery wouldn't want to be an actor.
497
00:17:17,695 --> 00:17:19,484
Well, that, and I
wouldn't have hurt you...
498
00:17:19,485 --> 00:17:21,838
Or ruined her relationship with Osvaldo.
499
00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:23,617
You did what?
500
00:17:23,618 --> 00:17:24,934
[Sighs]
501
00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:27,398
Ma, we thought he was
scamming you for your money.
502
00:17:27,399 --> 00:17:31,140
I was scamming him for free alpaca gear.
503
00:17:31,141 --> 00:17:33,576
I already flipped his gift
504
00:17:33,577 --> 00:17:36,379
for three times of what I sent him.
505
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,755
What? [Scoffs]
506
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:40,689
But I thought you said Osvaldo
made you feel so alive.
507
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:41,703
Yeah.
508
00:17:41,704 --> 00:17:44,526
Tricking morons is a rush.
509
00:17:44,527 --> 00:17:47,173
I've got a bunch of scams going.
510
00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:49,276
That's why I love Florida.
511
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,261
So many old idiots.
512
00:17:51,262 --> 00:17:53,513
[Chuckles]
513
00:17:53,514 --> 00:17:57,166
♪
514
00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,302
Maybe you Huangs aren't
so gullible after all.
515
00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:00,987
That's right. We're crafty. [Chuckles]
516
00:18:00,988 --> 00:18:01,988
Now let's eat.
517
00:18:01,989 --> 00:18:03,356
I can pig out as much as I want
518
00:18:03,357 --> 00:18:06,009
since I bought this
Digestion Accelerator Band.
519
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:08,079
The arrows let you know it's
facing the right direction.
520
00:18:09,082 --> 00:18:10,580
♪ Poppa and Puff ♪
521
00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:12,448
♪ Close like Starsky and
Hutch, stick the clutch ♪
522
00:18:12,449 --> 00:18:13,433
♪ Dare I squeeze three... ♪
523
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:15,335
Why are you listening to this?
524
00:18:15,336 --> 00:18:16,386
[Click, music stops]
525
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,788
I'm using it to get you in
here. Like a bird call.
526
00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:20,890
- An Eddie call.
- You mean like a mating call?
527
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,625
Ew! Come on!
528
00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:24,321
I'm trying to tell you
I finally understand
529
00:18:24,322 --> 00:18:26,162
why you like these music videos.
530
00:18:26,163 --> 00:18:28,131
I watched "Waterfalls,"
and it spoke to me.
531
00:18:28,132 --> 00:18:29,749
I totally related to it...
532
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,885
How we should be comfortable
with who we are
533
00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:33,369
and not chase something we're not.
534
00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:34,804
That song's about HIV.
535
00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:36,556
- Oh.
- Yeah.
536
00:18:36,557 --> 00:18:39,109
Well, I'm sorry I called you a loser.
537
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:40,943
I wish I could be like you...
538
00:18:40,944 --> 00:18:43,096
Fun, relaxed, instantly likeable.
539
00:18:43,097 --> 00:18:44,614
But I can't.
540
00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:46,222
You can be smart when you choose to,
541
00:18:46,223 --> 00:18:47,917
but I can never be cool.
542
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,269
Doesn't work that way.
543
00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:50,921
I thought that, too.
544
00:18:51,742 --> 00:18:54,474
But... after hanging out with you,
545
00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:56,443
I realized you're already cool.
546
00:18:56,444 --> 00:18:58,494
- I am?
- Yeah!
547
00:18:58,495 --> 00:18:59,813
Anybody with enough swagger
548
00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:01,815
to convince their friends
to go bird watching
549
00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:03,149
is doing just fine.
550
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:05,085
Please. I can't take the credit.
551
00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:06,586
The birds are the real draw.
552
00:19:06,587 --> 00:19:08,890
And, hey, I wasn't trying
to hog your friends.
553
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,191
I just wanted to spend time
with you before I leave.
554
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,859
You're only going for a few weeks.
555
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,246
I mean leave leave... Like, to college.
556
00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:18,331
For a year, and then on to the NBA,
557
00:19:18,332 --> 00:19:20,830
and then to run my own pizza empire.
558
00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:21,835
Pizza?
559
00:19:21,836 --> 00:19:23,570
Yeah. Hot dogs have too much baggage.
560
00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:26,439
You know, with the whole
made-out-of-pig-butts stuff.
561
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,708
How did we get here?
562
00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:29,976
Anyway, you don't need my help.
563
00:19:29,977 --> 00:19:32,112
You'll be just fine when I'm gone.
564
00:19:32,113 --> 00:19:33,130
Thanks, Eddie.
565
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:36,872
Told ya you could be
smart when you want to.
566
00:19:36,873 --> 00:19:39,403
Maybe I'm not the only
Bibliosapien in the family.
567
00:19:40,205 --> 00:19:41,604
Half-man/half-book.
568
00:19:42,954 --> 00:19:45,392
Wait. Which half of me is book?
569
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,168
I-I still have my, uh...
570
00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:48,713
"microphone," right?
571
00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:56,112
Hell yeah, it is.
572
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,019
Eddie, what have you done to our van?
573
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:02,029
If your music breaks the car,
you're buying us a new one.
574
00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:04,328
Come on, guys. Give it a chance.
575
00:20:05,332 --> 00:20:10,350
[The Beastie Boys' "So
What'cha Want" plays]
576
00:20:10,351 --> 00:20:13,919
[Rapping] ♪ Well, just plug me in
just like I was Eddie Harris ♪
577
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,103
♪ You're eatin' crazy cheese ♪
578
00:20:15,104 --> 00:20:16,826
♪ Like you would think I'm from Paris ♪
579
00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:19,496
♪ You know I get fly,
you think I get high ♪
580
00:20:19,497 --> 00:20:22,294
♪ You know that I'm gone, and
I'm-a tell you all why ♪
581
00:20:22,295 --> 00:20:24,635
♪ So, tell me, who are you dissin'? ♪
582
00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:25,940
♪ Maybe I'm missin' ♪
583
00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:28,874
♪ The reason that you're
smilin' or wilin', so listen ♪
584
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:31,172
♪ In my head, I just
wanna take 'em down ♪
585
00:20:31,173 --> 00:20:33,979
♪ Imagination set loose, and
I'm gonna shake 'em down ♪
586
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:36,340
♪ Let it flow like a mudslide ♪
587
00:20:36,341 --> 00:20:38,951
♪ When I get on, I like
to ride and glide ♪
588
00:20:38,952 --> 00:20:41,820
♪ I've got depth of perception
in my text, y'all ♪
589
00:20:41,821 --> 00:20:44,542
♪ I get props at my mention
'cause I vex, y'all ♪
590
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,525
♪ So what'cha, what'cha,
what'cha want? ♪
591
00:20:46,526 --> 00:20:47,593
♪ What'cha want? ♪
592
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,794
♪ I get so funny with my money ♪
593
00:20:48,795 --> 00:20:50,229
- ♪ That you flaunt ♪
- ♪ You flaunt ♪
594
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,965
♪ I said, "Where'd you get
your information from, huh?" ♪
595
00:20:52,966 --> 00:20:56,468
♪ You think that you can front
when revelation comes? ♪
596
00:20:56,469 --> 00:20:58,526
♪ Yeah, you can't... ♪
597
00:20:58,527 --> 00:21:04,426
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