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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,900 Give me a break. 2 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,800 - You guys excited? - Dream come true. 3 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:15,000 Yeah, Europe again. 4 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,800 It's just my parents trying to get rid of me for two months. 5 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:19,300 What else is new? 6 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,300 Swell, when's your mom leaving for Australia? 7 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:24,500 In about an hour and a half. I can't wait. 8 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,900 I'm getting rid of her for two whole months. 9 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:29,900 I don't understand. Your mom can afford to go to Australia... 10 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,500 but can't afford to send you to Europe with some friends for graduation? 11 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:37,200 - Aren't you pissed you can't go? - Her boyfriend's paying for it. 12 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,500 He wants her to see his sheep ranch. 13 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,700 Besides, she needs the growing experience more than I do. 14 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:47,100 She's leaving you guys all alone? What about the kids, hmm? 15 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,500 Kenny will watch Zach, Melissa will watch Walter, and I'll have Mom's car. 16 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,300 I can go to the beach, stay out as late as I want. 17 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,700 I can do anything. I'm a free woman. 18 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,000 Melissa, lunch, honey. 19 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,600 - Come on. - Right. 20 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,800 Melissa, right now. 21 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,600 - Elvis needs fresh water. - I'll do it in a minute. 22 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:24,200 Zach, put it back. 23 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:28,300 Right now. Ifyou need money, ask me first. 24 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,000 - Can I have ten dollars? - Forget it. 25 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,300 Fry, you suckers. 26 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:37,100 Earth to Melissa. 27 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:39,200 How come you gotta go? 28 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:44,100 Because I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break. 29 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,200 You swore you'd sign me up for baseball. 30 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:50,100 - Little League will be there next year. - So will Australia. 31 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,200 - I wish Dad were around. - No, you don't. 32 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,900 Kenny, give me a break. 33 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,700 You haven't taken out the trash in weeks, the lawn needs mowing... 34 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:02,300 and your room looks like a disaster area! 35 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:10,400 - See you, Swell. - Bye-bye. 36 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,200 Stay away from her. She's in one of her Terminator moods. 37 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,500 Hey, Nicole. 38 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,800 Swell, have my baby. 39 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 In your dreams, babe. 40 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,100 Hi, Mom. 41 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,200 Why did you leave your dishes in the sink for me? 42 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,100 God, you take these things so personally. 43 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,100 - The dishwasher's full. - So empty it. 44 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:47,300 That's Kenny's job. 45 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,900 Kenny, get back here! 46 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,600 Right now! 47 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:54,700 I'll do it later, Mom! I promise! 48 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:57,700 Is your mom leavin' for like months? 49 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,400 Shit, you're right. Bye, Mom! 50 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,700 - Have a blast! - Right. 51 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,900 Rock and roll! 52 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:11,700 - No prizes. - Hey, Swell. 53 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:15,900 As usual, your brother's proven he's not the least bit involved with this family. 54 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,100 Relax, Mom. I'll keep him in line. 55 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:22,000 Did you see his report card? He got all D's. 56 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,500 Did you yell at him? 57 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:26,200 No. I couldn't. It's an improvement. 58 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,000 Mom, takin' off on us like that, huh? 59 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,400 Shirkin' all that parental responsibility. 60 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,200 Oh, I'm sure everything will be taken care of. 61 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,300 Yeah. Relax, Mom. 62 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,100 Everything's gonna be great when you're gone. 63 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,800 Hello, dear. 64 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,800 I'm Mrs. Sturak. I'm the baby-sitter. 65 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:14,800 What? 66 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,500 - Mother? - She seems very nice. 67 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:21,800 Right? And she has lots of experience. 68 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:25,400 Of course she does. She's 200 years old. 69 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,100 It's not fair. Baby-sitters suck. 70 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,900 - Mrs. Sturak. - Yes? 71 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,200 You know there are five children? 72 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,800 - Yes, of course. - Do you thinkyou can handle the job? 73 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,600 Of course I can. My family's all gone. 74 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,700 Taking care of others' little ones is my whole life. 75 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:48,800 I didn't get a chance to go to the store... 76 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,200 but there's money in here for groceries and some spending money for the kids. 77 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:57,700 There's also a list of instructions, and the phone number in Australia. 78 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,000 - You go have a lovely time. - Thankyou. 79 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,800 Walter, come give Mommy a kiss. 80 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,600 Bye, Elvis. 81 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:11,200 Melissa, want to come down from there? 82 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:14,300 - No. - Get down from there. 83 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:21,400 I can't believe you're doing this to me. A baby-sitter? 84 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:24,500 Honey, I couldn't leave you kids all alone. 85 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:28,500 You're not capable of running the show while I'm gone. You're not an adult yet. 86 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:33,000 Now, I know we've been over this at least a thousand times... 87 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:36,300 but please, don't do anything you know I'd be against. 88 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,400 I don't wanna hearyou've given this nice old lady a hard time. 89 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,300 You're gonna miss your flight. 90 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:46,300 Promise me you'll go register at City College for fall, okay? 91 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,600 I haven't quite decided on that yet. 92 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:52,600 I'll miss you. 93 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,500 - Bye, Mom. - Yeah. 94 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:01,100 Bye, everybody. Listen to Mrs. Sturak. 95 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,000 Mom, can you call us every day? 96 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:08,200 Walter, this is Mom's vacation, but I'll try. 97 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,600 Mrs. Sturak knows where to reach me. 98 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,200 Bye, sweetheart. Be good. 99 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,900 Love you. Bye, honey. Be good, everybody! 100 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:19,700 Take care of each other! 101 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:40,400 You little maggots, line up! Time to go over the rules! 102 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,000 Excuse me? Are you serious? 103 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:46,900 You can't run a tight ship without rules. Now move! 104 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,700 - What's this lady's problem? - I'm scared. 105 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,600 I am too. 106 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:57,100 Lady, I don't know what your deal is, but you're not here to order us around. 107 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,600 I've had about enough ofyour lip, missy. 108 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,900 Cooperate... 109 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,600 or I'll make your summer a living hell! 110 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:17,600 Dr.. Louise Westheimer.. 111 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,400 Alaska. 112 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:24,000 Alaska-- Alaska container. 113 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,900 Alaska spill. 114 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,500 Hey! I was watching that! 115 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,400 TV rots your brains. 116 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,400 Go to your room. 117 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,400 I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark. 118 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:03,400 Cynthia, you're my moon goddess. 119 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,200 Time for little boys to be in bed. 120 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,400 Can't you see I'm in the middle of a date? 121 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:18,300 And time for little trollops to go home! 122 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,800 Wait! You can't. Cynthia, wait! 123 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,600 I'll call you later. 124 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:27,300 Darling. 125 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:34,300 It's time for little girls to dress like little girls. 126 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,400 Sugar and spice! 127 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,500 God is definitely pissed off at me. 128 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:15,200 I have no money. I have no boyfriend. 129 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,800 You guys are gonna be in Europe all summer. 130 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:21,500 Yeah, my mom left us with this deranged Mary Poppins. 131 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,300 We've gotta get rid of the old lady. 132 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:28,500 Nicole, hang on. Why are you wearing name tags? 133 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:32,400 - She has trouble remembering things. - We're to wear them at all times. 134 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:36,600 She's getting us up at the butt-crack of dawn to tidy up the garage. 135 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:39,400 Oh, God. Nicole, I have to call you back. 136 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,400 All right. Bye. 137 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,500 I really don't think I can live like this. 138 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:47,300 Okay, I'll talk to her. It's time we let her know the rules. 139 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,400 - Yeah, we outnumber her. - Let's kick some ass. 140 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,000 Probably can't even hear me. 141 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,400 Look, Mrs. Sturak. 142 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,800 Whetheryou thinkyou can push us around or not... 143 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,900 we've decided that we're not gonna take any more ofyour crap. 144 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:36,300 First of all, the name tags have gotta go. 145 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,300 Mrs. Sturak, are you even listening to me? 146 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,300 Oh, my God. 147 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,300 Fuck. 148 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,200 Hey, get out. 149 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,900 Kenny, come downstairs. You're not gonna believe this. 150 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:32,300 I told you to talk to her. Didn't want you to send her to the glue factory. 151 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,600 I didn't kill her. She died in her sleep. 152 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,700 Probably choked on her whistle. 153 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:40,400 - She doesn't look dead. - That's 'cause it just happened. 154 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,400 So you can't really tell, like a MacGyver.. 155 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,000 What should we do with her body? 156 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,900 Call an ambulance? Call the cops? I don't know. 157 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,300 They're gonna ask us a lot of questions. 158 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,300 They'll probably blame us. 159 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,200 - They'll definitely call Mom. - She'll blame us. 160 00:12:57,300 --> 00:13:00,400 She'll hop the next flight home, and then she'll be in our faces. 161 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,300 - I don't want Mom to come home. - I don't either. 162 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 - Easy. - She's starting to stink. 163 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,100 It's too soon. It must be you. 164 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,000 - Shut up. - Be careful. 165 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,600 - I got her. - I mean my skateboard. 166 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,600 You ran over my foot. 167 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,700 Sure she's gonna fit? 168 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,100 How should I know? I've never done this before. 169 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:27,300 Well, neither have I. 170 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,800 I think we should measure her first. 171 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:33,100 - Let's hack off her head! - Yeah! 172 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,200 All right, go get that metal tape measure out of the garage. 173 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,500 Would you stop ordering us around? You're not the baby-sitter. 174 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,200 That's right, Kenny. The baby-sitter is dead. 175 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,300 Now just do it. 176 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,500 We're saving the ambulance people a trip, right? 177 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,900 When they find her, they'll take care of everything. 178 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,200 And no one has to know she was our sitter. 179 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:58,900 She said she didn't have any family, so this is-- 180 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,400 This is really the decent thing to do. 181 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,000 Hey, Bobby. 182 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,500 Now, who would do such a thing? 183 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,300 It's the lifting that gets me. 184 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,300 God, I feel terrible. 185 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,700 I should've been nicer to her. 186 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:42,100 I should've cooperated. 187 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,700 Yeah. She was a great baby-sitter. 188 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,200 - Where are you going? - I'm going shopping for food. 189 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,500 Yeah! Massive party supplies! I got shotgun! 190 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,300 You're taking Mrs. Sturak's car? 191 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,700 Zach, life goes on. 192 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:14,200 I mean, come on. This car's a classic. 193 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,200 I think that she'd want it this way, don't you? 194 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,000 How much did Mom leave us? 195 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,700 There's no money in here. 196 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:34,100 I saw Mom give it to Mrs. Sturak. 197 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,600 Well, she must've taken it out. 198 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,700 Holy shit! 199 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:57,300 - Where is the damn thing? - Shoot! 200 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,300 Out of my way! 201 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,600 Come on! Come on! 202 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,300 - Maybe it's here. - I looked in there already. 203 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,700 - Find it? - She must've had it on her. 204 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,700 It's ours! Go back and get it from the old hag! 205 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,300 Yeah, right. We go and say, "Excuse me. We left money on our dead baby-sitter." 206 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,800 No way. 207 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:23,900 - Who's gonna clean this place up? - Not me. 208 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,200 What are we gonna do for cash for the next two months? 209 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,400 How about a garage sale? 210 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,500 - We live in the boonies. - How about calling Dad? 211 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,200 - Dad doesn't care. - What about blackmailing Dad? 212 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,500 What about donating blood? They pay you. 213 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,300 You have to be over 1 8. 214 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,800 There goes our great summer. 215 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,500 Hello? 216 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,200 Mom. 217 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,000 Hi, Mom. 218 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,600 How's Australia? 219 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,200 Really? Great. 220 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,500 Yeah, they're fine. Everything's fine. 221 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,500 Oh, Mrs. Sturak? 222 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,900 Well, she's not here right now. 223 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,700 She had a date. 224 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,200 Some guy. A mortician. 225 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,700 Relax. I'm looking after things while she's gone. Everything's gonna be fine. 226 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,200 I love you too. Okay. 227 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,300 All right, bye. 228 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,500 - You only got one bag of chips. - We could only afford the necessities. 229 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:32,000 This place is a crock. We're never gonna make it two months. 230 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,400 Man, I'm gonna hole up at Lizard's. 231 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:38,100 That's real brotherly. Don't you have any pride? 232 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,700 When our food's gone, we can eat Elvis. 233 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,500 What do you want from me? 234 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,200 Would you like me to call Mom back? 'Cause I can. 235 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,700 Want to call Aunt Pat... 236 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,800 or go crawling to one of Mom's semi-wretched friends? 237 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,700 We don't need a warden. 238 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,900 We don't need an adult around telling us when to eat, sleep and vacuum, right? 239 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,700 We could have a great summer. We just gotta stick together. 240 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,400 - Okay, yeah. - Totally. 241 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,400 Well, one of us has to get a job. 242 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,100 I'm not gonna. 243 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,900 We don't have any choice. We'll flip for it. 244 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,300 Mama Celeste face up, I go to work. 245 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:24,000 Mama Celeste face down, you're sellin' carnations on a freeway off-ramp. 246 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,800 Okay, I'll get a job. But you gotta stay and watch the kids. 247 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:36,500 Hey, no problem, twisted sister. 248 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,600 I can get a job at a clothing store. 249 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,800 They'll hire me in a second. It'll be great. 250 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,700 You gotta squeeze the fat out of those burgers better. 251 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,200 You're gettin' the hang of it. 252 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,000 I'm Bryan. 253 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,400 Swell, remember. 254 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,600 Put on a happy face. 255 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,700 Did he just finish reading Dianetics? 256 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,100 - No. He's just on helium. - Bryan. 257 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,300 Another happy delivery. 258 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:35,000 You gotta put chili on those Clown Dogs, and keep it movin'. 259 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,300 This is great, man. My sister's working. 260 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,500 There's no one around nagging me anymore. 261 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,200 - I'm born free. - Hey, dude. 262 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,800 - Let's go to the Guitar Center. - Wait, guys. 263 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 We seem to be experiencing a negative cash-flow problem here. 264 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,900 Let's go to my place. I'll rip off my mom's MasterCard again. 265 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,600 Master the possibilities. 266 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,200 I gotta get out of here. 267 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:18,000 My dad is pissed about my report card. I gotta kiss ass a couple more days. 268 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,200 You know what, guys? 269 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:26,600 We keep this up, we're never gettin' out of school, man. 270 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,600 Far out! 271 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,000 Rock and roll! 272 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,700 - Thanks. - Sure. 273 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:24,300 - Did you have a lot of deliveries? - Yeah. I'm the stork of fast food. 274 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,500 You're lucky. It's better than being here. 275 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,300 Yeah, I guess. 276 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,800 God, this place is so disgusting. 277 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,800 - How can you stand it? - Just try to hang with it. 278 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,800 Shit. 279 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,200 - Gross. - Not your dream job, huh? 280 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,300 You got that right. 281 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,400 You'd think I woke up this morning and thought... 282 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,300 "Gee, I'd love to scrub fat vats. 283 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,600 I'd love to smile and work with raw meat." 284 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,900 At least it gives you some extra cash. 285 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,800 I'm not working at the big top from hell for pocket money. 286 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:11,600 My mom's out of town, and I have my brothers and sister to feed. 287 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:15,700 And no one's gonna hire a teenager to do anything that isn't disgusting. 288 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,400 Why can't I just get a job at some nice, clean office? 289 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,000 Why don't you just quit? 290 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,300 How's the scrubba-dub-dubbing going? 291 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,800 You're almost doing that correctly... 292 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,600 but you forgot one very big thing. 293 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,400 - Not enough cleanser? - Nope. 294 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,000 Forgot to put on a happy face. 295 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:40,800 Next, you get to scrape the spitballs off the drive-through window... 296 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,800 with a really fun squeegee! 297 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,100 Look, Mr. Egg. 298 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,800 Finish the Happy Fat vats yourself. 299 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,300 Thanks foryour advice. 300 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,600 Maybe I'll see you around. 301 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,800 You're just copying it right out of the book? 302 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,700 I changed the name, and I'm adding some glamorous fashion stuff. 303 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:53,400 Spell that a little faster. Your number? 304 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,000 Excuse me. 305 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:58,600 - I'm applying for the receptionist job. - Hold. 306 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,700 Reception. I can't right now. 307 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,800 I have to stay and redirect all the incompetents who are coming up here... 308 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,500 instead of going straight to Personnel like they are supposed to. 309 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:11,200 All right, all right. I'll be right there. 310 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,800 You'll have about 1 2 seconds. 311 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:21,700 You are supposed to go down to Personnel. 312 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,200 That is on... 313 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,800 the first floor. 314 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:30,000 There is a great big sign that says... 315 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,800 "Personnel." 316 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,500 Do you... 317 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,200 understand? 318 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,900 Where's Carolyn? Mousy-brown hair, gives you a headache? 319 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:52,200 - Talks like she's chewing her face? - That's her. 320 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,900 She'll be back in a few seconds. I'm here for the receptionist job. 321 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,500 - Is this your r�sum�? - Yeah. 322 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,500 Wow. 323 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,500 Very impressive. 324 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,800 - This is fabulous. - Thankyou. 325 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,000 Listen. They're looking for a receptionist to replace Carolyn. 326 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:21,100 She's supposed to move up to be my executive administrative assistant. 327 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:24,500 I can't stand her, so do me a favor. You be my assistant. 328 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:27,000 I'll just tell 'em I hired outside the company. 329 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,900 What about the receptionist job? 330 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:32,600 What, are you burnt out? You wanna take a step down? 331 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:35,200 Well, I won't let you. I need you. 332 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,000 And besides, you're so overqualified for entry level, it's ridiculous. 333 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,000 For God's sakes, you're a Vassar gal. 334 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:45,300 And you'd much rather be my executive assistant. 335 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,200 Please say yes. 336 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,700 Yes! 337 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,900 We're up here with the other vice presidents... 338 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:54,100 our executive staff and our advertising people. 339 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,900 Downstairs are the designers... 340 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:58,800 our warehouse and showroom, and our manufacturing and assembly line. 341 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,900 You graduated six years ago, so you're 27, 28? 342 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,200 - Yeah. - You don't look it. 343 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:08,200 My last assistant was only 23 and still wet behind the ears. 344 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,600 Okay, this is your office. Mine's through the archway. 345 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,000 These are your things. Your Rolodex. 346 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,300 There's your computer, WordStar and Lotus. 347 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,900 There's your mouse. The refrigerator's over there. 348 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:23,100 Just leave a list for Carolyn. She'll stock it for you, okay? 349 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,800 - Are you all right? - Yeah, great. 350 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:29,500 So, these are my things. When do I get paid? 351 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,900 First and fifteenth of every month. Is that it? 352 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,500 Great. Gus, hi. 353 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,200 This is my new administrative assistant, Sue Ellen. 354 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:44,900 Sue Ellen, this is Gus Brandon, vice president of marketing. 355 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000 - And he serves me breakfast in bed. - Only when she deserves it. 356 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,300 - Nice to meet you. - Good morning. 357 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,700 - See you for lunch? - I'll let you know. 358 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:58,100 I'm interfacing with New York at 3:00, and I have a report due today. 359 00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,900 We'll play it by ear. 360 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,600 Talk to you later. 361 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,700 Bye. Sue Ellen, right? 362 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,800 Have a great weekend. See you Monday, 8:00 sharp. 363 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,800 By the way, I'm Rose Lindsey, senior vice president of operations. 364 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,700 And when Beatrice from Personnel calls, she's a really pushy broad. 365 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,400 Just tell her I hired you. And find out about your medical benefits and pension. 366 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:34,400 Oh, one more thing, and this is so important. 367 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,700 Whenever we're not alone or I'm on the phone and I askyou something-- 368 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:41,200 doesn't matter what it is-- you always say... 369 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,200 "I'm right on top of that, Rose." 370 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,700 - Welcome aboard, sweetie. - Thankyou. 371 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:01,500 I'm gonna get you, sucker! 372 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,200 I need more money. 373 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,300 Get out of here. 374 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:16,000 Anyway, I have my own office... 375 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:19,500 and this fridge stocked with Diet Sprite and Tab, and I have a great view. 376 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:21,100 What's the job? 377 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,900 I am the executive administrative assistant... 378 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,500 to the senior vice president of operations. 379 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:29,400 - What the hell is that? - I don't know. 380 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,100 What are they gonna pay you? 381 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:34,500 $37,500 a year. 382 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:36,300 No way! 383 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:39,700 Shit! You're gonna drown! Choke! 384 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:42,700 I'm a fast learner. I'll catch on. 385 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,500 You're never gonna get to the beach. 386 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,600 Yeah, but who cares? I'm a career woman now. 387 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,800 Better bring some bucks home tomorrow 'cause we're totally out of food. 388 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:54,900 Wait a minute. I don't get paid for two weeks. 389 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:58,900 Help. We need money. We have no food. 390 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,700 - Are those drag queens? - What's a drag queen? 391 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,800 - That's our car! - Let's go! 392 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,000 What are you queens doin' in our car? 393 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,800 Step on it! 394 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:13,400 Liza? 395 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:25,000 Shit! I loved that car. 396 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,500 Call the cops. 397 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:29,100 What are we gonna say? Liza Minnelli stole our Buick? 398 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:31,700 - It wasn't even our Buick. - This sucks. 399 00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:34,600 - Now how are we gonna get home? - I miss Mommy. 400 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,900 - Call Nicole. - All of my friends are in Europe. 401 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,700 - What about Lizard or Hellhound? - We don't have any money. 402 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:49,400 - You'd have to bribe them? - Yeah. 403 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,500 Who else do you know that drives? 404 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,400 Who's the bozo? 405 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,600 Hi. Thanks for coming. 406 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:20,200 No problem. I kind of like being a hero. 407 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,900 Me and my trusty steed. 408 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:27,900 Just get in the car. Come on. Come on. 409 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,400 My mom doesn't want us to use her Volvo while she's away. 410 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,400 Can't believe my friends ditched us like that. 411 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:45,300 But wasn't that your car I saw at Clown Dog? Whitewalls and stuff? 412 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,900 Yeah, well, it was kind of a loaner. 413 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:50,600 Swell, what are you doing? Come on! 414 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,300 Hold on. I'll be there in a minute. 415 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:58,000 I'm sorry if I acted like a bitch the other night at Clown Dog... 416 00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:00,200 just walking out like that. 417 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,900 - It cracked Mr. Egg when you left. - Really? 418 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,100 Did you get stuck finishing the fat vats? 419 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:07,400 Lard is my life. 420 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,400 At least until college. 421 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:13,200 - I'm glad you called, really. - Yeah, me too. 422 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,000 Could you hurry up? 423 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,000 Melissa and Zach are beating each other up over the last Sno Ball. 424 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,100 It's the last food we got. 425 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:25,000 - You guys really out of food? - No. 426 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,000 They're just being obnoxious. I'm going to the market in the morning. 427 00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:32,300 I've got some extra leftovers from my dinner deliveries, so ifyou want 'em-- 428 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,900 No, that's okay. 429 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,900 Maybe we'll take 'em. Thanks. 430 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 Sure. 431 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,700 You wanna go to the beach and watch the grunion run Monday night? 432 00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:47,600 You mean, a date? 433 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:52,200 Yeah. I'm free. I gotta check with the grunion, but-- 434 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,200 Yeah, a date. 435 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,700 Yeah, sure. I like grunion. 436 00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:59,000 Me too. 437 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,200 Thanks again. 438 00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:03,000 Bye. 439 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:08,200 We have unhealthful air. quality today thr.oughout the LosAngeles basin. 440 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,500 KDJI news time is 5:30 A.M., and ifthis isyour. wake-up call... 441 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,300 wake up! 442 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,400 - You guys are up already? - It's summer. 443 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,300 - I'm a morning person. - I'm hungry. 444 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,600 What do you guys want for breakfast? 445 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,500 - A steak. - Cheese omelet. 446 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,900 - SpaghettiOs. - Okay. 447 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,700 Breakfast is served. 448 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:29,100 Excuse me. Where do you think you're going? 449 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,200 To Rose Lindsey's office. I work for her now. 450 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000 You? 451 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,700 Hi. I'm Sue Ellen. 452 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,200 Well, don't bother getting too settled in, hmm? 453 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,800 Yes, we have temporarily cut back on quality fabrics... 454 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,400 due to a receding profit margin. 455 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,800 I understand. Anytime you want to come back to G.A.W. 456 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:02,100 Thankyou for telling me personally. 457 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,400 Bye-bye. Would you all please excuse us for a minute? 458 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,500 - Sure, Rose. - Fabulous. 459 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,100 Oh, Lord. We just lost another account. 460 00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:15,900 Costs are up, overhead is high, sales are down. 461 00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:20,500 New York's gonna be none too thrilled with their industrial uniform division. 462 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,200 This is our new spring line. 463 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,200 - Lovely, isn't it? - Yeah, lovely. 464 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,200 You know, I thought we made designer clothes. 465 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,800 Sue Ellen, no. 466 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,700 We're in the bowels of the fashion industry. 467 00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:41,100 General Apparel West is one of 32 subdivisions of ChemTech America... 468 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,400 one of our nation's leading chemical corporations. 469 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,100 This is our design area... 470 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:50,200 and this is Franklin, our head designer. 471 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,900 You'll be verifying his purchase orders pending my approval... 472 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 and consulting with him on budget estimates. 473 00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:59,500 - Bye, Franklin. - Bye. 474 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:03,200 You'll also be coordinating our sales, manufacturing and advertising people. 475 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,400 I'm gonna need biweekly reports from you. 476 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,000 Basically, you're the hub of our communication network. 477 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,100 Hub. 478 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,400 - I hate you. - Sue Ellen? 479 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:23,900 Start getting updated reports from the department heads and coordinating them. 480 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,600 You can access the format on the C-drive. 481 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,000 Until you lay it out on a spreadsheet, the market analysis is too amorphous. 482 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,400 The Q.E.D. report. I've made notes. See ifyou can make a dent after lunch. 483 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,300 And fax this to New York for me. Don't feel overwhelmed. 484 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,500 Just do one thing at a time. 485 00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:51,200 Looking for something, Sue Ellen? 486 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:55,100 Yeah. Where did that come from? 487 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,600 I had it delivered. Do you have a problem with that? 488 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,400 No. I was just wondering why they would come all this way to bring a chili dog. 489 00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:04,200 My little brother drives the delivery van. 490 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,400 Occasionally... 491 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:09,900 he goes out of his way to bring me lunch, all right? 492 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,900 That's nice. Your little brother. 493 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,500 I need to fax something. How would I do that? 494 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,200 Gosh, Sue Ellen. 495 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:22,300 Being an executive administrative assistant, you can figure that out. 496 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:42,200 Hello? 497 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,400 Hi. Are you a temp? 498 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,900 No. I'm Sue Ellen. I work for Rose. 499 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,200 Hi. I'm Cathy. 500 00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:01,300 So you're Rose's new executive administrative assistant. 501 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:04,300 Well, congratulations. 502 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,700 I submitted my r�sum�, but it wasn't good enough. 503 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:09,900 Wow. Working with Rose must be so neat. 504 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,900 Am I cutting in front ofyou? Are you faxing? 505 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:16,600 No, I'm still organizing my spreadsheet... 506 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,800 and my projections-- amorphous hub stuff. 507 00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,100 Oh, right. 508 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,300 So anyway, I'm Fred Kibrick's secretary over in sales. 509 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,600 It has been really slow. 510 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,800 - Gosh! You're swamped! - Yeah. 511 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 I'm a whiz on the computer... 512 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,800 so ifyou ever have anything for me, just ask. 513 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:49,700 Ifyou want-- Are you familiar with the Q.E.D. report? 514 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,900 Oh, wow. Really? 515 00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:57,000 - Yeah, go ahead, really. - Thankyou. 516 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,400 Oh, and don't feel overwhelmed. Just do one thing at a time. 517 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,600 Right. 518 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,600 - Hello? - How's it goin'? 519 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,500 What do you mean? 520 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:20,600 How ar.eyou? Ar.e the kids okay? 521 00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:24,600 No. I tied 'em to a red-ant hill. Did you get some money? 522 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:28,500 Hey, who are you? Where's that other broad, Mona? 523 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,700 Not yet. There's a problem. 524 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,800 What'd they do? Fire you? 525 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:35,300 I'm Sue Ellen. I work for Rose. Can I help you? 526 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,800 I need a copy of the Bob's Big Boy account figures. 527 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:40,900 What ar.eyou gonna do? This Clown Dog shit's gone, man. 528 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:44,500 What do you want me to do? We have a receding profit margin. 529 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,600 Yo, Gidget, could you get on it? 530 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:49,200 I can't right now. I'm on an important phone call. 531 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,400 Ifyou didn't get the money, why'd you call? 532 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,600 Hey, look. I don't have all day. 533 00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:55,800 Hold on. 534 00:39:57,300 --> 00:39:59,300 What is your name, and what do you do here? 535 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:03,100 I'm Bruce. I'm head inventory clerk. Why? 536 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:07,200 Well, Bruce, I'm the executive level administrative assistant... 537 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,400 and when I get those figures ready, I'll give you a buzz... 538 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,400 and you can run up here and fetch them, all right? 539 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,500 Yeah, sure. 540 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,700 - Sorry. - It's okay. 541 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,800 - I just called to say hi. - Aren't you busy in your career? 542 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,100 I'm in between important meetings. I'm so sorry I disturbed you, Kenny. 543 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,100 You did. We're busy. 544 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,800 - Fine! Screw you! - Up yours! 545 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,100 Bitch. 546 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,600 Such a punk. 547 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,900 What? 548 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,800 How you doin', Mom? Yeah. 549 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,300 No, everything's great. 550 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,800 No, Mrs. Sturak's not here. She-- 551 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,900 She went to the yarn store. 552 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,100 Yeah, she's crocheting this massive doily for the couch. 553 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:09,800 I-- I gotta go, Mom. 554 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,100 Hey, babe. Who's the void in Lindsey's office? 555 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:18,600 She applied for the receptionist job. 556 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,600 Suddenly she's an executive? I don't get it. 557 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,500 - Ready. - Genie. 558 00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:26,700 - Wher.eyou par.kyour. car.. - Gar.age? 559 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,000 -A hor.se r.uns at a-- - Gallop. 560 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:32,700 - You go to the super.mar.ket-- - Groceries. 561 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:36,400 - Do you ever go outside? - Nah. No TV. 562 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:38,400 No prizes. 563 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,500 All r.ight. Gentlemen, you've got it. 564 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:43,200 Who do not want-- 565 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,000 When you'r.e gonna do a cake... 566 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,600 you r.eally have to have a battle plan all r.eady... 567 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:51,600 so that when you start in, you can just go r.ight thr.ough the cake. 568 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:54,900 You don 't wanna go out and play cr.oquet in the middle, for. instance. 569 00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:59,100 I'll give her the message. Bye. 570 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:01,300 Cathy, thank you so much. 571 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,900 No, Sue Ellen. Thank you. Really. 572 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,800 Why don't you call Siam Mania and order in lunch for us. 573 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:15,000 - The naked shrimp is to die from. - Right. Yum. 574 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:17,300 They'll deliver. Pay out of petty cash. 575 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,400 - Petty cash? - Cash box is in your locked drawer. 576 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,500 There should be plenty. 577 00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:26,300 You can cash personal checks for our employees. 578 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:31,000 We work such hellish hours here, no one has time to go to the bank. 579 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:34,200 Guard it with your life, and leave receipts for whateveryou take. 580 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,600 I'll authorize it, okay? 581 00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:39,400 Is this for me? 582 00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:47,200 This is exquisite. 583 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,900 We're so in sync. 584 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,900 - Hi, Zach. - Hi. 585 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,300 What's wrong? 586 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,800 Me and Cynthia are having some problems. 587 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,500 I think she likes Jacob better. 588 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,600 Maybe she's trying to make you jealous. 589 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,300 Maybe. 590 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,200 Oh, here. 591 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,700 There's an article on game playing. 592 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:05,300 I really think you should read it. 593 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:08,400 Take the quiz afterward, okay? 594 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,100 Check it out. Elvis, I'm gonna take you higher. 595 00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:36,400 Look at his eyes. Poor dude. 596 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,800 Kenny, could you turn the music down? 597 00:44:41,900 --> 00:44:44,100 - Kenny. - What? 598 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:48,100 I have been working. I've had a very rough day. 599 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,000 - Could you turn the music down? - It's down, cave lady. 600 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:57,300 Kenny, why don't you save your last three brain cells? 601 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,800 - What ifyou need them? - I won't. 602 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,000 That's right. You'll never need them. 603 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,900 There's always gonna be some jerk around stupid enough to take care ofyou. 604 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,200 - What is your problem? - Yeah. 605 00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:14,300 You couldn't even mow the lawn today. 606 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,400 You're worthless. 607 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:20,500 I am doing everything, and I'm trying to get ready for a date. 608 00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:24,400 When are you gonna start helping me, you lazy little punk? 609 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,300 P.M.S. City, man. 610 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,700 God, that's cold! 611 00:45:57,900 --> 00:46:00,700 So, Bryan, when do the grunion run? 612 00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:02,500 Right about now. 613 00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:06,300 They get washed up here on the shore after the highest tide of the full moon. 614 00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:08,700 Or the new moon. 615 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:12,700 Anyway, the girl grunion, she comes and lays her eggs in the sand. 616 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:15,000 Then the guy grunion comes and fertilizes them. 617 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,300 So they don't, like, do it together? 618 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,800 Not like us. 619 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,300 - I mean, like humans. - Oh. 620 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,200 You wanna go and watch for 'em? It happens really fast. 621 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,800 Sure. 622 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,900 You goin' to college? What do you wanna do? 623 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:37,700 Oh, God. I don't know. 624 00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:40,500 I'm supposed to register at City College. 625 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:44,200 You know, maybe take some fashion design classes or something. 626 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:47,900 - What about you? - My parents want me to go to UCSD. 627 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,400 They have a really good oceanography program there. 628 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,800 - That's cool. - Yeah, but I'm not so sure. 629 00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:57,000 I figure I'll keep savin' up for it anyway. 630 00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:01,000 That's the only reason I'm still at Clown Dog after nine months. 631 00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:02,700 It's funny. 632 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,600 I always thought that my parents had this big college fund for me. 633 00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:08,900 Yeah, me too. 634 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000 But I guess that's only on the savings and loan commercials. 635 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,600 It's like, I don't know if I want oceanography to be my life. 636 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:18,700 I mean, I love it. Love it. 637 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:21,400 But it's like once you decide on something, it's all planned out. 638 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:26,600 It's like all of a sudden, anything you do means that's your life. 639 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,800 I'm not sure what I want my life to be yet. 640 00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:32,000 And then you're stuck in this plan because you decided, you know? 641 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,600 And then you're old or older. 642 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,500 I don't know. I guess I'm just stalling. 643 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:43,900 What? 644 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,400 Nothing. I just know what you mean. 645 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,300 This is always-- 646 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,300 Yeah. I hate this part. 647 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,800 I mean, I like this part, but-- Oh, God. 648 00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:02,700 It's okay. Come here. 649 00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:09,200 Forget it. I ruined the moment. 650 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,600 No, I ruined it because I talked about it. 651 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,600 When you talk, you ruin it. You can't talk unless you stop. 652 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,500 Kenny, wake up. 653 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:46,000 The food that I bought yesterday is already gone. 654 00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:50,500 I was entertaining some friends last night, and we had the munchies. 655 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,400 I am not working to feed your scummy friends. 656 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,700 You're a career woman now. 657 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:59,900 - We can afford to be hospitable. - Whatever. Here. 658 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,700 - Go buy some more food for the kids. - You got paid! 659 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,600 Well, not exactly. It's office money, petty cash. 660 00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:11,200 My paycheck's gonna be over $1,000. I'll be able to put it back. 661 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,100 I gotta go. 662 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,300 And I don't want your friends hanging around my house. 663 00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,500 Mow the lawn today, and don't forget the dishes. Bye. 664 00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:25,600 I'll do the dishes. 665 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,600 - Yes, Scott! - One more. 666 00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:36,900 - Pull! - There! 667 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,800 Dishes are done, man. 668 00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,800 Cleans 'em down to a shine. 669 00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:53,400 - Hi, Franklin. - Hi. 670 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:57,000 Sue Ellen, I need to get this P.O. approved. 671 00:49:57,100 --> 00:50:00,600 - I got a good deal on some material. - Good. 672 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:10,400 I was just gonna see if Rose wanted to grab some lunch in the cafeteria. 673 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,100 Well, you just missed her. Sorry. 674 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,100 Hungry? 675 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,600 - Good afternoon. - Thankyou. 676 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,400 Thankyou. 677 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,600 So, how long have you and Rose been together? 678 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,600 We're not really together. A few months. 679 00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:51,600 We agreed we're not exclusive. 680 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,900 I date other women. 681 00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:56,700 Dinner, movies, jazz clubs, the symphony. 682 00:50:56,900 --> 00:51:00,500 - You like classical music? - I played cello in high school. 683 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,600 Do people always tell you how young you look? 684 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,000 No, not usually. 685 00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:13,900 I'd ask how old you are, but most women don't really like that. 686 00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:16,900 - No, we don't. - It baffles me. 687 00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:19,000 A woman gets older... 688 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:23,100 she matures, she ripens. 689 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,500 Juices start flowing. What's to hide? 690 00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:30,600 - Would you like something from the bar? - Have a drink. 691 00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:32,800 It's a special occasion. 692 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,200 All right. I'd like a Martini & Rossi on the rocks. 693 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,000 Ah, yes. Sweet or dry? 694 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,700 - What? - Sweet or dry? 695 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:46,500 Um, just a little bit of both. 696 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,700 - And foryou, sir? - White wine spritzer. 697 00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:00,300 - What's the special occasion? - It's our first lunch together. 698 00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:07,100 This'll give us a chance to break down some of those corporate barriers. 699 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,500 By the end of lunch, we'll probably be sharing our intimate histories... 700 00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:13,300 stories of our first time. 701 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:16,300 Next thing you know we'll be sharing a cigarette in postcoital bliss. 702 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:18,000 Are you talking about us having sex? 703 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,800 Hey, slow down. You're moving too fast for me. 704 00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:22,900 But if that interests you, it can be arranged. 705 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,200 And if it doesn't, I was kidding. 706 00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:30,300 Rosemary chicken's delicious here. Very tender. 707 00:52:38,100 --> 00:52:40,300 Well, thankyou for lunch. 708 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,000 Anytime. 709 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:52,500 Now she's kissing up to Gus? 710 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:55,800 I can't stand that conniving little snot. 711 00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:57,800 Here's another one. 712 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,300 In Minneapolis, an 1 1 th grader beat up a schoolmate... 713 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,900 over a rhinestone leather jacket and a pair of Fiorucci jeans. 714 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,900 I just don't think that kids are gonna want to wear uniforms. 715 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:10,000 Don't you think that they're kind of plain, kind of boring? 716 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:14,000 Frankly, it's not up to the students to decide. 717 00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:18,700 Next week I'll sit the superintendent of schools down over eggs Florentine... 718 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,000 and I'll convince him that mandatory school uniforms... 719 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,900 are necessary for the safety of our schoolchildren. 720 00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:28,900 Not to mention boosting G.A.W. sales. It'll be absolutely perfect. 721 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:32,500 I don't know. Kids like to wear stuff that's them. 722 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,700 My high school was like a fashion show. 723 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:39,000 Back then it was safe. But times, they are a-changin'. 724 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,000 I guess you're right. It was a long time ago. 725 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,500 Let's stop. I'm exhausted, and I'm late to meet Gus. 726 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,800 What's the deal with you and him? 727 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,700 We've been mutually un-exclusive for the last seven months. 728 00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:55,100 I brought up the cohabitation topic recently. 729 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,600 I brought up the cohabitation topic recently. 730 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,900 And we gave it some serious thought. 731 00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:02,000 We decided it would be more practical and convenient... 732 00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:05,600 ifwe maintained separate space. 733 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,700 Which basically means he isn't ready to commit. 734 00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:11,700 But they're all little boys pretending to be men, right? 735 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,400 All the guys that I've dated have been boys. 736 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:17,100 Precisely. The Peter Pan syndrome. 737 00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:20,600 God, I really need to get away. 738 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:25,400 Gus has been trying to talk me into this wild, dirty weekend in Santa Barbara... 739 00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:27,900 and I really wanna go. 740 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:30,400 I don't want him to know that... 741 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,600 so I haven't been too enthusiastic about it. 742 00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:34,500 I know how that goes. 743 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:39,000 But tonight, I think I'll stop letting him try and persuade me. 744 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:41,000 That'll do it. 745 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:46,700 You go on home, have a glass ofwine, and put cucumber slices on your eyes. 746 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,800 - You'll feel much better. - Well, I'm all out of cucumbers. 747 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,400 Sue Ellen, every girl over 25 should have a cucumber in their house. 748 00:55:04,700 --> 00:55:08,100 Remember these things? They're great. Bounce with me. 749 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,200 I feel stupid. We are too old to bounce. 750 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,700 Come on. Bouncing is an ageless pastime. 751 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:15,900 Come on. 752 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:18,200 Would you feel more comfortable if I started? 753 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,800 Come on. 754 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,400 Why'd you stop? 755 00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:17,400 Good moment. 756 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,100 You're gonna have to get off those things. 757 00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:32,600 There's a band playing at Club Lago next week. Wanna go? 758 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,200 - You have to be over 2 1. - Yeah. Drag. 759 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,000 Tomorrow I'm gonna go to the beach with some buddies. Wanna come? 760 00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:39,900 I can't. I've got work. 761 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Oh, yeah. The grind. 762 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,400 - Wanna go to a Dodger game tomorrow? - That sounds good. 763 00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:49,600 My sister and her boyfriend got extra tickets. Box seats. 764 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,800 No, wait. I can't. 765 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,500 I just remembered, I hate baseball. 766 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,000 You hate baseball? 767 00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:01,100 Okay. Then we'll just do something else. 768 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,600 - Just the two of us. - Good. 769 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,000 I'll pickyou up at work around 6:00? 770 00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:09,000 No, don't do that. I'll call you when I get home. 771 00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:12,600 - What's goin' on? - Nothing. 772 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:16,000 - Going out tomorrow night's great. - Then why not tell me where you work? 773 00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:19,700 Are you doing something illegal? Are you workin' for the mob? 774 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,400 I just don't want you to know, okay? 775 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,300 What if I wanted to send you flowers or somethin'? 776 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,900 Well, you could send them to the house. 777 00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:32,300 - Who'd sign for them? - One of the kids. 778 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:35,500 And what if they're not here? Why are you makin' this so complicated? 779 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,400 Then don't send me flowers. 780 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,500 I just wanna know what it is you do all day, that's all. 781 00:57:40,700 --> 00:57:44,200 Come on. Drop it. Stop acting like Henry VIII. 782 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:48,800 Just forget it, okay? I'm sorry I cared. 783 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,100 That's a shitty thing to say! 784 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,600 You're just pissed off because I don't wanna meet your sister. 785 00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:57,000 Who cares about my sister? 786 00:57:57,300 --> 00:58:01,000 All I said was she's been in a slump 'cause of the backstabber at her office. 787 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,200 How do you know this woman is a backstabber? 788 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,000 Maybe she's nice. Why do you have to be so judgmental about her? 789 00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:10,500 Look, Swell. What's up with you, huh? 790 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:16,200 Are you seein' someone else, or what? 'Cause that's what it sounds like. 791 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:20,100 I mean, ifyou're seein' some other guy, you don't have to do all this. 792 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,500 You could just tell me, just be honest. 793 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,100 No, there is nobody else, okay? 794 00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:29,200 I just wish that you could respect my privacy. 795 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,000 I'd respect your privacy ifyou weren't so secretive. 796 00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:34,900 I'd tell you more ifyou didn't wanna know so much. 797 00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:38,800 Okay. Fine. 798 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,800 I'm outta here. 799 01:00:11,300 --> 01:00:13,600 Doesn't look like Julia's. 800 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,900 Shut up, Quizzoid. Eat. 801 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,000 You're up. 802 01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:21,400 I've been at it all night. Check these out. 803 01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:25,800 Beautiful Belgian waffles. Julia made 'em on her show yesterday. 804 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,300 - Did you turn the air-conditioner on? - Well, I was hot. 805 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:31,200 I'm stuck with the bills. 806 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,900 I would like to keep that thermostat at 76, okay? 807 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,200 You take these things so personally. 808 01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:48,300 - Where are all the dishes? - In the dishwasher. 809 01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:52,200 - Then empty it. - Well, that's Zach's job. 810 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,100 I'll do it later. 811 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:57,900 It was your turn to dump the trash. 812 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,900 I couldn't fit it in my schedule. 813 01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:15,600 - Bryan didn't call yet, huh? - Why not call the stud horse? 814 01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:17,700 I'm letting him cool off. 815 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:21,800 I'll call him in a few weeks when all this is over. 816 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,900 Then I can just go to the beach and take a towel and a Walkman... 817 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,400 and lie in the sand and rub oil on myself... 818 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,600 and I won't have to interface with anybody, and get tan. 819 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,900 Little League sign-ups are at 1 1 :30. 820 01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:37,300 - Don't forget. - I can't. I've got a sales meeting. 821 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:39,100 But you promised. 822 01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,500 - I know. I'm sorry. - Gonna be late for work. 823 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:47,500 Yeah, well, enjoy your childhood. 824 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:04,100 Tr.affic is r.eally tied up on the northbound and southbound 405. 825 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,300 A tr.uck is blocking the slow lane. 826 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:11,300 You looked so incredible in that bathing suit. It was unbelievable. 827 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,200 Operation Eggs Florentine was a rousing success. 828 01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:45,300 The school board is going to vote on it. 829 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:48,300 The superintendent needs cost estimates from us by Wednesday! 830 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:50,800 This is going to triple our profit margin. 831 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:55,000 We'll finally prove ourselves to New York. 832 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,700 You got roses. Who might they be from? 833 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,600 They're foryou. 834 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:08,100 Obviously our weekend away in Santa Barbara was the turning point for us. 835 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,200 Shades of real intimacy. 836 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:14,500 Have you ever had a 48-hour orgasm? 837 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,200 I've never been to Santa Barbara. 838 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:20,600 Look at me. I'm glowing. The man makes me glow. Am I glowing? 839 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,300 You're shiny. 840 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,300 Oh, God, I feel like a teenager. 841 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,100 Here are your messages. 842 01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:32,300 Great. Thanks. I'm going to go glow in my office. 843 01:03:37,900 --> 01:03:41,600 I stole her r�sum� from Personnel to check her out. 844 01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:46,300 I had a feeling. None of these companies ever heard of her. I'm going to Rose. 845 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:48,600 But the void's getting by. 846 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:56,200 And Rose loves her. She's not going to care. 847 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,500 You've got to get something better on her than that. 848 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:03,200 What did she do, copy it from a r�sum� book? 849 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,100 Crandell house? We got your home entertainment center. 850 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:13,500 Yeah. Set it up right over there. 851 01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:17,400 The vote on the unifor.m issue has been pushed up. I need those estimates today. 852 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,700 I don't see there being any dilemma with that at all. 853 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,900 We'll messenger them right over. 854 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:28,000 How are the cost estimates for the superintendent? He needs them today. 855 01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:31,300 I'm right on top of that, Rose. 856 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:46,100 - Where's Cathy? - I don't know. I'm a temp. 857 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,600 Can I help? 858 01:04:50,100 --> 01:04:52,500 - She doesn't want to go with me. - Just call her. 859 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:59,500 Oh, hi, Carolyn. I'm sick. This is a Q.E.D. report. 860 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:03,600 I promised Sue Ellen I'd do it for her. Would you see that she gets it? 861 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,100 - It's really important. Thanks. - Thankyou. 862 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,600 I don't know why, but she's keeping things from me. 863 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,300 I think it's another guy. 864 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:17,500 Maybe I should do something crazy, like sweep her off her feet. 865 01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:21,000 Just forget about her. She's not worth it. 866 01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,900 You deserve better. 867 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,800 Problem? 868 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:40,100 - Don't say anything. I understand. - What do you understand? 869 01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:41,700 Well... 870 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:49,400 either the scenario is that you want to politely thank me for the roses... 871 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:53,500 oryou burst in here wanting to be impulsive... 872 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:59,300 and ask me to go to Carmel with you this weekend. 873 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:02,100 Sure. We'll fly. I have my pilot's license. 874 01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:05,200 Maybe I gave you the wrong idea, but I'm not interested in you. 875 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:10,400 Then why did you burst through my door so determined, so eager? 876 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,000 Why are you doing this to Rose? 877 01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:16,600 Hey, look, I'm kidding. Maybe I gave you the wrong idea. 878 01:06:16,900 --> 01:06:20,600 - Why don't we start with the symphony? - I'm not starting anything with you. 879 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,000 - Thanks, guys. Bye. - Anytime. 880 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,900 Awesome. 881 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:57,400 I say next batch we do more mocha Swiss Amaretto ones. 882 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,500 Mocha Swiss. Got it. 883 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:05,700 - I need you! - Gourmet munchies, man. 884 01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:08,100 Come help! 885 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,800 Something's wrong with the TV antenna. 886 01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:15,500 I'm in a meeting. Have Bob Barker help you. 887 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:43,100 - Go long. - Thanks. Awesome. 888 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:57,700 - What is that sound? - There's something up there. 889 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,300 Help! Somebody help me! 890 01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:24,500 Dude! 891 01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:31,500 Holy shit! 892 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,700 - Your paycheck. - Thankyou. 893 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:50,600 Where have you been? Where's the Q.E.D. report? 894 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,800 Rose, I tried-- 895 01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:55,000 Yes, the Q.E.D. report. 896 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,100 I have that foryou. 897 01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:02,100 What are you doing with it? What is Carolyn doing with it? 898 01:09:02,300 --> 01:09:06,900 Cathy brought it by. Seems she's been covering for Sue Ellen, doing her work. 899 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,200 You let Cathy do the Q.E.D. report? 900 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,700 I was wondering how you would get that... 901 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,600 and the research for the school presentation done. 902 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,700 Bravo. You really know how to delegate responsibility. 903 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,700 You want to be executive material? 904 01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:30,200 Keep an eye on Sue Ellen. 905 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,800 You are a paragon. 906 01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:41,600 - Lunch? - I'd love to. 907 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:43,900 - General Apparel West. - Thanks for the roses. 908 01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,100 She's busy right now. Can I take a message? Is this a joke? 909 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,700 Don't mention it. 910 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:52,600 River Ridge Hospital is on line three. There's an emergency with your son? 911 01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:54,500 My son. 912 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,300 - Your son? - Her son? 913 01:09:57,300 --> 01:10:00,700 Hello? Yes, this is Mrs. Crandell. 914 01:10:02,300 --> 01:10:04,900 What? Oh, my God. 915 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,500 I'll be right there. Will you please tell him I will be right there? 916 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,600 Thankyou. 917 01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:13,900 - Are you all right? - Yeah. I hope so. 918 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:17,700 - I didn't know you were married. - I'm not. I'm divorced. 919 01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:20,100 It's a painful memory. I don't like to talk about it. 920 01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:36,100 I'm looking for Walter Crandell. 921 01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:40,500 Swell, I don't know ifhe's okay. He's in with the doctor. He better be okay. 922 01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,600 - What happened? - I'm sorry. 923 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:46,200 Mrs. Crandell, I'm Dr. Permutter. Here he is. 924 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:50,400 Oh, my-- I'm Mrs. Crandell, Walter's mom. 925 01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:54,000 How is he? What happened? How do you feel, honey? Are you okay? 926 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,500 It's a clean break. It should heal nicely. 927 01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:58,800 I fell off the roof. 928 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,600 What was he doing on the roof? 929 01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:04,900 I wasn't there. I should have been. I mean, not on the roof. 930 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:08,000 But I should have been with him, taking care of him. 931 01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:11,000 Reading Gr.een EggsAnd Ham or some shit like that. 932 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:14,100 Walt, man, I'm really sorry. 933 01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:17,200 You'll have to bring him back for a walking cast in six weeks. 934 01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:20,400 Have him take one of those if he has any pain. 935 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:24,100 We'll stop and get you an ice-cream cone, okay? 936 01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:26,300 That doesn't make up foryour irresponsibility. 937 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:29,900 Look! I screwed up! I'm sorry. 938 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,600 Is he your son too? 939 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:36,700 No. He's my stepson. 940 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,200 That's why we don't get along so well. 941 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:44,600 We better get along home for supper. I'm making pot roast, Walter's favorite. 942 01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:47,600 Come on, kids. Let's go. Chop, chop. 943 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,800 - Take it easy. - Help your brother. 944 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,900 I can't believe you let this happen to him. 945 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:54,200 - Go to hell. - Damn it! 946 01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:04,700 - Shit. - What? 947 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:07,600 My check is only for $735. 948 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,000 I thought you were getting, like, over a grand. 949 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:13,300 Taxes. They took half of my money away for taxes... 950 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:15,900 and some savings and pension plan. 951 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,800 At least I have enough to cover what we spent from petty cash. 952 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,900 - How are you doing? - Hollywood Squar.es are on. 953 01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:24,900 Bitchin'! 954 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:37,200 - Where'd this come from? - Japan. It's state of the art. 955 01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:42,400 It's nice, but where did you get the money for something so state of the art? 956 01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:46,200 It was petty cash money. You were spending petty cash money. 957 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:51,300 I bought a pair of boots and a magazine! You bought a home entertainment center? 958 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,900 - It was Walter's idea. - It's going back. 959 01:12:55,100 --> 01:12:57,200 We can't take it back. We got it on sale. 960 01:12:57,300 --> 01:13:00,000 It wasn't your money. It was my money. 961 01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:04,200 It wasn't really your money either. You embezzled it. 962 01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:07,500 I did not embezzle it. I borrowed it. 963 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:12,400 I was going to put it back after my next paycheck, but we can't afford all this. 964 01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:16,100 How could you do this? You would never steal from Mom. 965 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,700 That's because Mom never had that much. 966 01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:25,400 There's only $30 left. 967 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,900 You should see the Zsa Zsa diamond ring he bought for Cynthia. 968 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:31,400 You bought her a diamond? 969 01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,800 - How much was it? - It was a chip. 970 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,900 - Get it back. - Diamonds are forever. 971 01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:40,100 I needed a new bike, and I got Walter the new edition of Super.Passwor.d... 972 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,000 and Elvis a new chew toy. 973 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,500 You have spent over $3,000? 974 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,600 You are all grounded. 975 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:53,800 - How could you steal from me? - They didn't really steal. 976 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,300 They borrowed. They were following your irresponsible example. 977 01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:01,600 Shut up. I am in deep shit. 978 01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:04,000 Quit your job. Get out while you can. 979 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,000 I'm an embezzler. They're going to throw me in prison. 980 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,300 The judge will probably go easy on you, considering you're a minor. 981 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:14,600 I'm not going to give up. I'll just economize. 982 01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:18,200 I'll keep working. I'll work overtime. 983 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:21,600 A few more paychecks, I'll be able to put it back and no one will know, right? 984 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:23,100 I'm innocent. 985 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,200 G.A.W.'s history. 986 01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,400 - We're going to be out of a job. - What? 987 01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:33,600 The school board rejected it. You were right. 988 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:37,600 The students got wind of it and held a huge protest. 989 01:14:37,700 --> 01:14:41,400 They burned uniforms in effigy. This was our last hope. 990 01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:44,600 We're probably all going to be canned tomorrow. 991 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:49,200 Listen, can't you call New York? 992 01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:52,300 Convince them to give us more time so we can keep working? 993 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:55,600 Why bother? It's not the end of the world. 994 01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:58,800 - It's just a job. - But I need this job. 995 01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,600 I have to tell you. I kind of have a problem. 996 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:09,500 You're not going to have a problem. You're going to be fine, believe me. 997 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,000 With all your qualifications and background... 998 01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:14,600 you're going to land an even better job. 999 01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:17,200 Do me a favor, would you? 1000 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:19,300 Would you break the news to Franklin? 1001 01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:22,100 You're so good at dealing with the staff. 1002 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:30,500 With your qualifications and background, you'll land an even better job. 1003 01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:35,300 Thanks. 1004 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:40,100 You've been a real trouper right to the end. 1005 01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:43,900 I'm going to miss you. 1006 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,500 Rose, I have an idea. 1007 01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:01,800 This is going to save our collective asses. It's fabulous. 1008 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:06,200 I don't want New York to know anything about it. They'd never approve funding. 1009 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:11,500 You'll need to rent a banquet hall. You do have enough in petty cash, right? 1010 01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,200 Well-- 1011 01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:19,100 - I have to tell you something. - Go ahead, honey. 1012 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:27,000 Banquet halls are so impersonal. 1013 01:17:27,300 --> 01:17:30,600 My house is fabulous. We can have it there. It'll be perfect. 1014 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,200 We are a family of felons. 1015 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:37,200 Our summer of freedom is going to be a winter prison if I don't get some help. 1016 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:40,700 I want this place spick-and-span by Saturday, or I'm turning us all in. 1017 01:17:40,900 --> 01:17:42,400 Are you with me? 1018 01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:46,400 Guys, what do you say? 1019 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,700 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1020 01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:49,800 - Come on! What do you say? - All right! 1021 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,500 We're with you! Rock and roll! 1022 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,500 Thankyou. 1023 01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:16,300 - Take a look. - I don't know. This is risky. 1024 01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:18,200 Let me show you one more thing. 1025 01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:23,500 Here is a normal waiter's uniform, but I was thinking of changing the color. 1026 01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:27,100 Or it could be in black and white, turquoise and black or red and black. 1027 01:19:00,900 --> 01:19:03,900 - Coffee, dear? - Yeah. 1028 01:19:10,900 --> 01:19:14,900 Thankyou, everyone, for staying. We're going to pull an all-nighter. 1029 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,700 Strike two! 1030 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:24,900 It's okay. You can do it. 1031 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,900 I know you can. Concentrate. 1032 01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:35,100 Home run! Way to go! 1033 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,200 That's my girl. 1034 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:54,300 But the recipe calls for shrimp, so I need some more cash. 1035 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:57,800 I told you. We have to economize. 1036 01:19:57,900 --> 01:20:00,200 There's nothing left in petty cash. I've taken it all. 1037 01:20:02,900 --> 01:20:04,800 Just try to do the best you can. 1038 01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:13,100 Wait. I have a coupon for that. It's a double coupon. 1039 01:20:48,900 --> 01:20:50,800 Where are the kids? 1040 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:55,400 Zach's at Cynthia's, Melissa's upstairs, and Walter's asleep. 1041 01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:01,400 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing is wrong with me. 1042 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:08,000 Did you burn something? 1043 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:12,100 Maybe ifyou'd called and told me you were going to be four hours late... 1044 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,700 I could have planned my dinner better. 1045 01:21:14,900 --> 01:21:18,600 - I had to work late, okay? - You still should have called. 1046 01:21:18,700 --> 01:21:20,700 I sat, and I waited. 1047 01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:24,500 I went ahead and fed the kids. I worked all day on that casserole. 1048 01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:25,900 Sorry. 1049 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,100 You haven't even said how nice the house looks. 1050 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,800 You're off at the office all day doing interesting office things. 1051 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:34,700 I'm stuck here, cooking and cleaning and mowing. 1052 01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:38,100 Helping Melissa with her fastball. Being a role model forZach. 1053 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:42,000 Spending quality time with Walter. Doing your party shit! 1054 01:21:42,300 --> 01:21:45,200 You've got the car, and you don't even take me anywhere anymore. 1055 01:21:45,300 --> 01:21:48,700 When was the last time we went out to dinner together, huh? 1056 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,900 I'm sick and tired of not being appreciated. 1057 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,800 I appreciate you. 1058 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,200 Eat shit! 1059 01:21:57,300 --> 01:21:59,500 I don't believe this. 1060 01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:03,900 I have to get up at 5:30 every morning, so I can beat rush-hour traffic... 1061 01:22:04,100 --> 01:22:09,600 and go sit behind a desk for eight hours and miss Oprah every day of my vacation. 1062 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:14,300 Then I get to drive home in gridlock in a Volvo with no air-conditioning... 1063 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:17,600 just so I can take care ofyou guys and put food on the damn table. 1064 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,100 It's a rat race, and it sucks. 1065 01:22:20,300 --> 01:22:22,500 So what do you want, a medal? 1066 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:30,900 You don't have to do all this. 1067 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,000 I never asked you to whisk the couch. 1068 01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:36,100 Well, it needed it. 1069 01:22:44,100 --> 01:22:47,700 I knew she was a phony. I did not think she was a thief. 1070 01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:59,600 "Distinctive Valet Parking, Classical Accompaniment Musicians." 1071 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:02,900 - "K.C. Catering." - "Bodacious Sculptures In Ice." 1072 01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:08,500 She didn't steal from petty cash. She paid for the buyers' shindig. 1073 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:11,400 It's all legit. 1074 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:14,300 Let's get out ofhere. I give up. 1075 01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:33,900 She's only 1 7. 1076 01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:42,200 Don't be r.ude to anybody. 1077 01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,300 Don't spit on anybody. 1078 01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:46,900 Don't wander off because I want you to meet my boss. 1079 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,700 - Remember. Call me Mommy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1080 01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:53,100 - Let's rehearse. Melissa, come, honey! - Okay, Mommy! 1081 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:57,100 - Hi, Mrs. Crandell. - Hi, kids. 1082 01:23:57,300 --> 01:23:59,200 Thanks for helping out. 1083 01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:01,400 - Where's Kenny? - Getting ready. 1084 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,100 - Good evening, Mrs. Crandell. - You look great. 1085 01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:11,600 That's Kenneth. The guests have started to arrive. 1086 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,600 Man your trays. 1087 01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:15,700 Get going there. 1088 01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:19,200 Good tray. Good tray. All right. 1089 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,300 Go get them, big man. 1090 01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:26,500 Better get your ass out there, Mrs. Crandell. 1091 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,700 Hi, Mommy. 1092 01:24:38,900 --> 01:24:41,200 This is my daughter, Melissa. 1093 01:24:41,300 --> 01:24:43,600 Hey, boss lady, creole mushroom? 1094 01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:46,300 Hello, Melissa. No, thanks. Not tonight. 1095 01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:49,100 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 1096 01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:52,000 I love that they're wearing our uniforms. Fabulous touch. 1097 01:24:55,100 --> 01:24:59,400 - Look at the jalopy. - This is going to be so much fun. 1098 01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:03,900 - Yeah. - Yo, mad dog. Want to park the car? 1099 01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:08,000 - We're on a break, dude. - Park it yourself, Metallica breath. 1100 01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:13,300 I brought this Jell-O mold just in case you needed one. 1101 01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:17,900 This is my husband, Howard. I love your house. Oh, wow. 1102 01:25:20,300 --> 01:25:24,100 Take the baked Brie out of the oven. It will caramelize. 1103 01:25:27,900 --> 01:25:32,300 - Where you been? You're our maitre d'. - Cynthia dumped me for Jacob. 1104 01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:36,200 - Honey, I'm so sorry. - I just don't understand. 1105 01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:39,300 - She was my moon goddess. - I know. 1106 01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:42,300 - Get over it. - Get the diamond back? 1107 01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:45,100 I'm out of rumaki. 1108 01:25:45,900 --> 01:25:49,000 Let me get that foryou. I'm maitre d'. 1109 01:25:53,300 --> 01:25:54,900 Excuse me. 1110 01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,800 What is it? Something? 1111 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,400 Since this is the biggest night in G.A.W. history... 1112 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:06,000 I thought you might like to know this all rests in the hands of a child... 1113 01:26:06,300 --> 01:26:07,900 a child you hired. 1114 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:13,200 This is by far and away the most petty... 1115 01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:18,300 spiteful, vindictive machination you have ever concocted. 1116 01:26:20,900 --> 01:26:23,400 Grow up, Carolyn. 1117 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,800 We're here. What do you want us to do? 1118 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:29,100 Great. Why don't you go up to my room and change? 1119 01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:31,800 I'll be up there in a few seconds, okay? 1120 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,900 This is going to be great. 1121 01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:51,000 I was looking foryou. Great house. 1122 01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:53,200 - You look lovely. - Thankyou. 1123 01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:56,200 -I know you said you're not interested-- -That's right. I'm not. 1124 01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:59,900 I understand why. I want you to know I'm not taking this lightly. 1125 01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:02,500 I don't think it's fair-- 1126 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:05,100 I know. My timing is off. 1127 01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:08,100 I know you're just getting over a divorce. 1128 01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:12,600 You can't imagine how off your timing is. Forget it. 1129 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:16,300 Or we could just have a wild, sweaty fling. What do you think? 1130 01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:19,000 You know... 1131 01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:23,800 I think the scenario here is that you're a sleazeball. 1132 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,700 Hey. I was kidding. 1133 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:28,600 I surrender. 1134 01:27:34,100 --> 01:27:36,700 What's this? What is this? 1135 01:27:38,500 --> 01:27:40,200 Just a little accident. 1136 01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:46,200 Gus has sort of a little crush on me. 1137 01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:48,500 He's been coming on to you? 1138 01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,700 Come on. 1139 01:27:50,900 --> 01:27:53,300 You know how I feel about you. 1140 01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:56,200 You're the one I want to listen to beautiful music with. 1141 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:57,800 You. 1142 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:00,900 He sent those roses to me. 1143 01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:04,100 That's not true! 1144 01:28:04,300 --> 01:28:06,500 Believe me. 1145 01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:10,500 We're all adults here, and we have a presentation to get through. 1146 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,200 The buyer from Saks is looking foryou. 1147 01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:17,000 It's show time. 1148 01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:22,200 Good evening. 1149 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:27,200 Thankyou. I'm Rose Lindsey. 1150 01:28:27,300 --> 01:28:31,000 On behalf of General Apparel West, I'd like to welcome you. 1151 01:28:31,300 --> 01:28:35,100 I'm sure you're all on the edge ofyour seats wondering what we have in store. 1152 01:28:35,300 --> 01:28:40,300 So to conduct our presentation, I'd like to introduce our hostess... 1153 01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:43,200 our recently named employee of the month... 1154 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:45,900 and the woman responsible for all you're going to view tonight. 1155 01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:52,200 Thankyou. 1156 01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:55,200 Welcome, everyone. 1157 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:59,000 For 1 2 years General Apparel West has enjoyed a solid reputation... 1158 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:03,100 as the manufacturer of quality uniforms, but times, they are a-changin'. 1159 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:05,400 We're growing. We're expanding. 1160 01:29:05,500 --> 01:29:08,400 We're approaching the millennium with a fresh attitude and look. 1161 01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:12,300 What we have foryou is a preview of the General Apparel West to come. 1162 01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:18,800 Ladies and gentlemen, General Apparel West proudly presents... 1163 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,900 the teenage fashion wave of the future. 1164 01:29:30,900 --> 01:29:33,600 Tess, Marcie and Donna are wearing bellhop uniforms... 1165 01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:37,900 in fuchsia, purple and teal, hand airbrushed silk with matching caps. 1166 01:29:38,100 --> 01:29:41,900 The epaulets and cuff detailing are antique gold lace. 1167 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:45,900 The jackets, in varying lengths, are matched with sporty black pants... 1168 01:29:46,100 --> 01:29:48,100 or sleek miniskirts. 1169 01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:51,900 The basic General Apparel West uniform has been modified and accessorized... 1170 01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:56,700 to create a fun and sexy look for the teenage girl. 1171 01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:02,600 Nicole is wearing a form-fitting nurse's uniform with mini-hemline. 1172 01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:04,600 It'll speed up any boy's pulse. 1173 01:30:06,900 --> 01:30:09,400 The black diamonds on Nicole's cap and dress... 1174 01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:11,700 are hand airbrushed on fuchsia spandex. 1175 01:30:12,700 --> 01:30:16,500 Her pink high-top sneakers are laced up her tangerine tights. 1176 01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:21,300 Of course, no nurse would be complete without her stethoscope necklace. 1177 01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:32,800 Jill, our referee, is wearing an oversized silk jersey... 1178 01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:37,000 in bold black-and-turquoise stripes, black tights and high-top sneakers. 1179 01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:41,400 Her whistle earrings and necklace and black baseball cap... 1180 01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:43,500 complement this carefree and spirited look with the girl... 1181 01:30:43,700 --> 01:30:46,200 who's playing the field and calling all the plays. 1182 01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:50,600 Swell, it's me. It's Bryan. 1183 01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:53,700 We got to talk about this. Forget about this other guy. 1184 01:30:53,900 --> 01:30:57,200 We can wor.k this out. It was r.eally stupid what happened. 1185 01:30:57,500 --> 01:31:00,400 I don't know ifit was some kind of communication meltdown or. what. 1186 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:04,300 - Katrina, our chef, is... - We should wor.k it out. 1187 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:06,600 really cooking in her scarf. 1188 01:31:06,700 --> 01:31:09,500 She's whipping up excitement in her boots. Thank you. 1189 01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:10,700 Thank you. 1190 01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:16,200 I r.eally car.e about us. Ther.e's something aboutyou. 1191 01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:20,400 I don't even know what it is, but I feel better around you than anyone else. 1192 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:23,200 - That's why I r.eally missyou. - Our last model is Becky. 1193 01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:28,000 Becky is our Boy Scout. She's wearing a Boy Scout's uniform. 1194 01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:30,100 Thank you. 1195 01:31:30,300 --> 01:31:32,000 Thank you. 1196 01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:46,400 And, everyone, the highlight of our fashion extravaganza. 1197 01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:49,800 Young Bryan, our Clown Dog server. 1198 01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:57,700 You're having a party? 1199 01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:03,500 Bryan is wearing a Clown Dog uniform... 1200 01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:09,100 with a classic wedge cap, evoking the charming nostalgia-- 1201 01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:11,400 - What? - Mom's home. 1202 01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:15,100 Hi, Mom. 1203 01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:19,800 - Busted. - Dude. 1204 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:24,700 And that is our presentation for this evening. Thankyou for coming. 1205 01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:27,000 Good night. 1206 01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:29,700 - What are you doing? - I'm right on top of that. 1207 01:32:29,900 --> 01:32:31,400 Finish the presentation. 1208 01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:34,700 - It's not as bad as you think. - Save it. 1209 01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:36,100 Shit. 1210 01:32:36,300 --> 01:32:38,800 Go on.Just do it. 1211 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:42,400 Swell! You're in big trouble, young lady. 1212 01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:49,400 I can't handle this anymore. 1213 01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:52,400 I applied for a receptionist job. 1214 01:32:52,700 --> 01:32:56,200 I don't even know what an executive administrator assistant does. 1215 01:32:56,400 --> 01:33:00,900 I lied to everyone about everything... 1216 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:03,600 and I'm sorry. 1217 01:33:07,900 --> 01:33:11,900 I'm only 1 7. I have a curfew. I just finished high school. 1218 01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:14,300 I can't even vote yet. 1219 01:33:14,500 --> 01:33:17,000 This was supposed to be my summer vacation. 1220 01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:19,200 I'm not supposed to be a career mom. 1221 01:33:19,300 --> 01:33:23,900 I can't be the hub ofyour communication network. 1222 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:28,800 I'm really not ready for any of this. 1223 01:33:29,100 --> 01:33:30,500 I'm sorry. 1224 01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:33,100 I'm so sorry. 1225 01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:36,700 I'm sorry. 1226 01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:40,700 How humiliating. I love it. 1227 01:33:40,900 --> 01:33:43,400 Yeah, babe.Justice is served. 1228 01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:53,900 What are you doing here? 1229 01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:57,900 So do you believe me now? Or are you just going to believe some kid? 1230 01:33:58,100 --> 01:34:00,400 I'm going to believe some kid. 1231 01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:03,000 Go to hell. 1232 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:08,200 I'm not real clear about what's been going on around here... 1233 01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:10,800 but I want these people off my property. 1234 01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:14,200 I want you to start doing some heavy-duty explaining. 1235 01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:18,300 I am never trusting you again. I specifically said no parties. 1236 01:34:18,500 --> 01:34:19,900 You weren't supposed to come home yet. 1237 01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:23,200 Sorry to have messed up your plans. Who are these people? 1238 01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:26,900 - Mom, calm down. - I will not calm down. 1239 01:34:27,100 --> 01:34:28,900 What happened to Walter? 1240 01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:32,500 He had a little accident, but everything is taken care of. 1241 01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:34,800 We have excellent medical coverage. 1242 01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:36,900 We will clean up the party. 1243 01:34:37,100 --> 01:34:40,600 You've had a long flight, and you're cranky. 1244 01:34:40,900 --> 01:34:42,900 I have had a very rough night. 1245 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:45,000 Why don't you go upstairs and take a nap? 1246 01:34:45,100 --> 01:34:48,200 Tomorrow morning Kenny will whip up a batch of Belgium waffles... 1247 01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:51,600 and we'll sit down and discuss this like adults. 1248 01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:53,500 Fine. 1249 01:34:53,700 --> 01:34:56,200 Why don't you guys go wrap up the party? 1250 01:34:56,300 --> 01:34:59,800 - Why don't you help Walter to bed? - Good night, Mom-- I mean, Swell. 1251 01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:05,300 Thankyou. 1252 01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:10,500 - What did you do to yourself? - We'll talk about it in the morning. 1253 01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:13,900 But for now, why don't you just go to your room? 1254 01:35:27,300 --> 01:35:31,400 - I can't believe it. - Oh, that's very funny. 1255 01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:33,300 What? 1256 01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:46,800 I'll be damned. 1257 01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,700 I am so sorry. 1258 01:36:03,900 --> 01:36:08,500 The buyers didn't care anything about that scene. 1259 01:36:08,800 --> 01:36:11,800 They're all just a bunch of old whores. 1260 01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:13,600 They loved your ideas. 1261 01:36:13,700 --> 01:36:16,100 I see nothing but dollar signs. 1262 01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:18,200 As a matter of fact, they complimented me... 1263 01:36:18,300 --> 01:36:21,700 on hiring a teenager to gain market perspective. 1264 01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:25,300 I've got seven meetings set up next week alone. 1265 01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:28,000 They want the new G.A.W. Iine. 1266 01:36:29,300 --> 01:36:32,400 But what about everything else? 1267 01:36:32,700 --> 01:36:37,000 I lied to you. I'm a terrible person. 1268 01:36:37,200 --> 01:36:40,700 Well, I suppose you'll grow out of that. 1269 01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:43,300 Maybe. 1270 01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:53,200 Dude, that was a superior party. Superior eats. 1271 01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:57,500 - Yeah. Thanks for helping out. - No problem. 1272 01:36:57,700 --> 01:37:00,000 What do you say, beer bust tomorrow night? 1273 01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:03,600 I can't. I got a date with Swell's friend Nicole. 1274 01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:05,700 - The nurse? - Yeah. 1275 01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:08,100 Hot. 1276 01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:13,100 School starts next week. Lazy days. 1277 01:37:13,300 --> 01:37:17,300 I don't know. I was thinking I might go to class more. 1278 01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:18,800 Why? 1279 01:37:20,300 --> 01:37:23,000 Well, it's time to finish up school. 1280 01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:26,200 I might take some Home Ec. 1281 01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:27,500 Graduate. 1282 01:37:27,700 --> 01:37:31,300 Maybe go to the culinary academy or some shit like that. 1283 01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:36,000 - That could be cool. - Yeah. It's time to do something. 1284 01:37:36,300 --> 01:37:39,800 Please reconsider. I'm offering you a wonderful opportunity. 1285 01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:43,800 I know. I appreciate it a lot. Really. 1286 01:37:44,100 --> 01:37:47,900 But I think I'm going to try college. 1287 01:37:48,100 --> 01:37:51,800 Design school or something. I don't know. I still have a lot to learn. 1288 01:37:52,100 --> 01:37:54,700 Ifyou want to get into Vassar, I could pull some strings. 1289 01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:56,300 Maybe. 1290 01:37:59,300 --> 01:38:01,200 I'm going to miss you. 1291 01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:04,000 I'm going to miss you too. 1292 01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:14,300 Thankyou. 1293 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:24,000 Let's get together Monday night. We'll have dinner. 1294 01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:28,300 Bye, sweetie. 1295 01:39:02,100 --> 01:39:04,500 I'm really sorry. 1296 01:39:04,700 --> 01:39:06,900 Yeah. 1297 01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:11,400 Carolyn and I both pretty much figured out what's been going on. 1298 01:39:11,700 --> 01:39:13,400 Is that everything? 1299 01:39:13,500 --> 01:39:16,100 There isn't anything else you haven't told me, right? 1300 01:39:17,100 --> 01:39:19,900 You're not really a guy, are you? 1301 01:39:25,800 --> 01:39:30,400 So, did you mean what you said about working things out? 1302 01:39:30,700 --> 01:39:33,100 We broke up. Remember? 1303 01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:35,400 We didn't break up. We had a fight. 1304 01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:38,900 - Yeah, because you were lying to me. - Yeah, but that's over. 1305 01:39:39,200 --> 01:39:43,800 So ifyou thought we broke up, I guess you thought we were together, huh? 1306 01:39:44,100 --> 01:39:45,900 Well, yeah. 1307 01:39:46,100 --> 01:39:50,800 Anyway, I guess now that I know the truth-- 1308 01:39:56,900 --> 01:39:59,200 Well, thanks for sticking around. 1309 01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:06,300 What are you doing New Year's Eve? 1310 01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:23,000 I think this is another really good moment. 1311 01:40:23,200 --> 01:40:25,600 Me too. 1312 01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:36,300 How'd you thinkyou could get away with all this anyway? 1313 01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:38,300 I pretty much did. 1314 01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:41,900 - Swell, one more thing. - Yeah, Mom? 1315 01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:44,200 Where is the baby-sitter? 1316 01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:05,800 I'm really going to miss her. 1317 01:41:05,900 --> 01:41:08,300 You never even knew her. 1318 01:41:08,400 --> 01:41:11,200 Yeah, but she left us all her money. 1319 01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:13,700 She's already dead, you moron! 1320 01:41:14,900 --> 01:41:16,700 Well, that's true. 1321 01:41:18,900 --> 01:41:22,400 How about Vegas this weekend? Got any money left?105598