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MR BOBACK: Lara!
— LARA: My dad’s back.
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G | R LS :
Hi, Mr Boback!
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Mum, do you wanna do something today?
— What?
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Something, anything.
— I've got too much to do.
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ChIa—what?
— Chlamydia.
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You'll need to contact
your sexual partners and inform them.
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Partners?
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It's over.
— Oh, come on, let's just have a little...
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like, a little goodbye fiddle.
— Goodbye, Dom.
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Hello, again.
Wednesday afternoon, amusement park.
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Sorry. Who are you?
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You have a bite mark——
— No! No.
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It's on your shoulder——
— Oi, oi! Get out of it, you little shit.
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I'll be in touch.
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PHONE RINGS
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MANDY: Hi.
— MARK: Where are you?
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Yeah, I'm at the school morning meeting.
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Oh. Listen, / can ’t find Phoebe ’s karate kit.
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MANDY: Look in her room.
— / did.
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Look, are you OK about today?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
It's... it's just a day.
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OSCAR: I'm afraid I have a migraine.
You're gonna have to go then.
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What? Take a Nurofen.
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OSCAR:
It's a migraine.
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Then we won't go, we can all go another day.
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No, Caroline, the whole point is it's today,
to take her mind off the anniversary.
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MUFFLED: We need to get her out of town,
away from it all.
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At any rate, it'll be good for you and Miri
to spend some time together.
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CAROLINE:
Your headache might clear up in a minute.
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OSCAR:
It's not a headache, Caroline.
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MANDY SCREAMS
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Hiya, hi, babe. Hiya.
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Yeah, I'm just thinking, I think the, um,
karate kit's in the airing cupboard.
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Yeah.
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Which one is she again?
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Your father's aunt.
— Thought she died.
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No, she refuses to. Old cunt.
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But she's family, so you visit.
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Like we visited you in... that place.
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You can say "cunt"
but you can't say "prison"?
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It's extremely rare
for me to use the "cunt" word
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and | only do so with regard
to absolute cunts.
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SHE SIGHS
It's a lovely drive and we're gonna have fun.
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Feels fun.
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ENGINE STARTS
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Fifth of November.
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It's a beautiful day.
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Exciting.
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MIRI CHANTS:
Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark!
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Mum, you have to say "attack".
— Attack.
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No, at the same time as me.
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SHE CHANTS: Shark! Shark! Shark!
— You're not saying it.
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No, so, you say attack, then I have to try
and guess when you're gonna say it
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and say it before you.
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CAROLINE CHANTS:
Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack!
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MIRI GIGGLES
No.
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Stupid game.
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When we get home, I'll make you play
ping—pong doorways.
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What on Earth is that?
— MIRI CHUCKLES
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We used to make up lots of silly games
in prison to pass the time.
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There is a lot of time.
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You get quite creative.
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Do you know that I can make
a banoffee pie in a kettle?
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Yeah. It's actually rather good, I'll...
I'll make it for you and Dad one day.
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There's a good hairdresser in Petworth.
Maybe we could stop off and...
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see if they can fit you in.
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Wow.
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You could have some highlights.
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It might make you feel better.
— No, it might make you feel better
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that stuff doesn't matter to me,
you know that.
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Just a thought.
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MAN ON RADIO: We humans have creative
software in our brain, so it’s those neuro——
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I want to listen to The Archers.
— No, let's just talk.
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About what?
— Anything, something.
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We know nothing about each other.
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We were talking and we finished.
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OK, brilliant.
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Three-hour drive. Hooray.
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URINE SPLASHES
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HE SIGHS
— URINE SPLASHES
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Fuck you, Caroline.
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URINE TRICKLES
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DOORBELL RINGS
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What are you doing?
— Shh.
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I'm trying to enjoy
this very comfortable silence.
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You're being childish.
— Shh! That's talking.
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Look, what do you want me to say?
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I wake up, I eat porridge.
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Your father goes on about something.
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This morning it was seven types of plastic.
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Why are you getting at me?
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Ah! I just wanted to take you out
for a nice day——
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Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum!
— Shit!
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MIRI:
Oh, what was that?
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Oh!
— Jesus!
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RADIO PLAYS
THE ARCHERS THEME TUNE
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Mr Matteson, I'm from Pilot Power,
I need to check your meter.
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Oh, somebody came a few days ago.
— I know.
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But it gave an odd reading
and so I'm following up.
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Don't want an astronomical bill.
— OSCAR SCOFFS
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That would be very unlikely.
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l have the energy efficiency
of this house entirely under control.
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May I just say that your recycling system
out in front here
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is exemplary.
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Um, thank you.
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Yes. If everyone put in the time you do,
there'd be a lot more polar bears.
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It's the least a human can do.
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Did you know that teabags
are not compostable?
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And that certain brands, they use...
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synthetic——
— Synthetic fibres, yes.
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HE CHUCKLES
I learnt the hard way.
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All those bags toxifying my compost bins.
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Oh, don't go there.
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You are a leader of men.
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A Viking.
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It would be an honour
to check the house of a hero.
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Uh, of course, come in.
— Yes? Yes, OK.
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"Exemplary".
OSCAR HUFFS AND CHUCKLES
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Oh, shit, poor thing.
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Oh, Christ!
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Oh, I think it's dead.
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The car. Oh, the car!
— Is it dead?
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Oscar'll be furious.
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Think it's mostly dead.
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Oh God, it blinked.
— How we gonna get there?
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Oh no, it's still breathing,
it's like 99% dead.
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If we're late,
she's gonna be such an old bag about it.
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Mum, we have to do something about it,
it's in pain.
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Oh, God. Put it out of its misery.
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Oh, I can't. You do it.
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You do it.
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What?
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Nothing.
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I didn't say anything.
— You so did.
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Oh, I didn't mean——
— What, I've killed before
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so I can kill again?
— Oh, don't be so silly.
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You're my mother,
you're supposed to be on my side
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not looking at me like I'm some kind of
cold—blooded...
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Bloody...! Oh, shit.
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Well, now it's dead.
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It was in pain.
— Bleurgh, I can taste it.
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No, you can't. Leave it.
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No...
— Look, come on, we'll be late.
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No, we're not leaving it in the road.
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What are you doing?
— Burying it.
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Help me.
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No. Bloody filthy.
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Oh, no.
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I'm killing it even more.
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Sorry, little fox.
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CAROLINE SIGHS
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I've never done that before,
killed something.
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It was the right thing to do.
— Yes, but...
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Foxes are bastards anyway, they steal babies
from bungalows and chickens and stuff.
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MIRI SIGHS
OK, Mum, let's go and sort out the car.
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SHE SINGS:
# The day thou gavest, Lord, is ended #
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# The darkness falls at thy behest #
— MIRI MUMBLES ALONG
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# To thee our morning hymn ascended #
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# / pray shall sanctify our rest #
— # / pray... #
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# / pray shall sanctify our rest #
— Blah, blah, blah...
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MIRI MUMBLES THE TUNE
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SAMUEL:
Ay, ay, ay...
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What is it?
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Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick and...
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That is faster than it should be.
— Well, it's always like that.
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No. No.
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HE SIGHS
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There is energy being wasted
somewhere in this house.
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No, absolutely not, I am vigilant.
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PHONE CHIMES
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Oh, is-is that you?
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No, it's my wife's.
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That is not a Viking's phone.
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I would like to check all your power—points
and appliances.
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Mr Matteson, don't worry.
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This will take a few hours
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but I promise,
I will get to the bottom of this.
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Maybe it's in the car
and it fell out of your pocket?
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I don't wear things with pockets.
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I've never worn anything with pockets.
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What's wrong with pockets?
— Hips, Miri!
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Oh, God, where is it?
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Well, it's fine, we'll just...
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There's a payphone——
— It isn't fine.
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Nothing is fine.
— Oh, my God. Is this about pockets again?
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I had it in my hand.
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Well, you probably left it at home.
— I didn't.
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I know I didn't.
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Oh, Christ, maybe I did.
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Oh, shit.
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Mum, what you doing?
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I'm sitting down.
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OK, look, I'm gonna go to the payphone
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and I'm gonna call
the breakdown people, alright?
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I'm sure I had it.
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Oh, for fuck's sake, why is everyone
so obsessed with their phones?
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I need to talk to Miri.
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Who are you?
— Her best friend.
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It's very important.
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Well, she's not here.
— SHE SIGHS
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Can I get a cod and chips?
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It's ten in the morning.
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Are you judging me?
— No.
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Well, when you've got kids,
ten in the morning is two in the afternoon.
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When's she coming back?
— She's not.
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Um, we're moving venue.
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I've got a truck.
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Gonna park it by the beach...
— Do you wanna fuck me?
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What?
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Well, you look really bored.
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I'm stressed, you know,
we'd both get something out of it.
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But I don't even know who you are.
— Yeah, I mean, that's the whole...
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Oh, God, just forget it.
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MIRI:
They'll be about two hours.
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What? That's ridiculous.
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A tyre is hardly a priority.
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Two women in the middle of nowhere, no phone,
it's like Midsomer Murders.
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Mum, we're in West Sussex,
a Tory MP will probably drive by
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and save us before the breakdown people do.
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They say two hours, they mean four.
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OK.
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If I'd known, I'd have brought a book.
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Where's your father when we need him?
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HE SIGHS
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HE MOUTHS
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HE MOUTHS
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I'm gonna cancel my membership.
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MIRI:
Then they'll definitely come.
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CAROLINE SCOFFS
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Mum, why don't you come and sit down?
— No, I don't want to sit.
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I've done sitting. I'm standing now.
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SHE SCOFFS
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OK... this is awful.
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CAROLINE SIGHS
I know.
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No, no, no, no, not the breakdown.
This. Us.
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You have been so weird with me
since I came back.
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Just...
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Where are you going?
— I don't know.
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We are gonna have this conversation.
— OK, fine.
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You were right,
I thought you should kill the fox.
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And I smashed its head in
so we didn't have to talk about all this.
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God, I'm a terrible mother.
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I think I might be a cunt.
— No, you're not.
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lam.
245
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,389
I left you and your father
when you were six for a whole month.
246
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,670
I—l know, we ate custard every night,
it was quite fun.
247
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,513
Sometimes I didn't put you to bed at night
cos I couldn't bear reading
248
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The Tiger Who Came To Tea.
249
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OK.
— Again and again.
250
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It's just a book.
— God, I couldn't bear that bloody tiger.
251
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He had no manners.
— Because he's a tiger.
252
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You know, he couldn't get an erection.
— Well, he was just there for tea.
253
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Your father, after you went away.
Probably thought it was all my fault.
254
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,389
Oh, forget it.
255
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,996
Where are you going? You—you want to talk.
256
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,629
Yeah, a real conversation,
this is just you whining in the woods.
257
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,871
Why can't I do anything right?
— Because you don't do anything right!
258
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,469
Do you know that I shared a room with a woman
who said the word beetle 20 times a minute
259
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,276
for two years?
No, because you don't ask.
260
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,157
I...
— The only thing you could ask me about
261
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was the weather.
262
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So?
— So, so? What's the weather like, Miri?
263
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,550
I was inside for 23 hours a day!
264
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,116
Well, I didn't know.
— This momentous thing happened to our family
265
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,118
and we can't talk about it
because it makes you feel uncomfortable.
266
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,270
Fine. The whispering.
267
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,311
Being frozen out of the church choir.
268
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,878
Having to go to the supermarket
after dark out of town to avoid the stares.
269
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,075
Friends dropping like flies.
270
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,879
No Christmas cards on the mantel
means no Christmas full stop.
271
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,878
Just two M&S turkey legs
in front of the telly
272
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,439
hoping it would make it go faster.
273
00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:02,512
Years and years of nothing but me and him
rattling around that sad, empty house
274
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,919
waiting for you to come back.
275
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,275
Worrying about what you'd be like
if you did come back.
276
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,068
I don't ask you about it because I hated it.
277
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,277
And I want to pretend
none of it ever happened.
278
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,189
You ruined my life. Prison ruined my life.
279
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,909
And I hated you.
280
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,878
l have hated you.
281
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,229
Thank you.
282
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,069
What?
— No.
283
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,438
Thank you for being honest with me.
284
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,437
Maybe a bit too honest, but...
285
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,318
What do you want me to do to help you?
286
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,952
Just be my mum, that's all.
287
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,190
Hm.
288
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,675
OSCAR:
Hello?
289
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,516
I've gotta go, I've gotta meet someone.
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
290
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,238
Sure, I have everything I need.
291
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:20,996
Hah.
292
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,230
Bingo. Hello, ladies.
293
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,555
Hi, I'm Miri.
294
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,035
Hello.
295
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,794
PHONE CHIMES
296
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,119
Shit!
— "My labia is moist."
297
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,510
Whoa! Whoa, Mr Matteson...
298
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,034
DOM SPLUTTERS
299
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,349
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
300
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,510
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey!
It was meaningless.
301
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,352
It was my wife, you...
— Fuck off.
302
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,635
Fuck off!
— Shut up, you little twat!
303
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,115
Stop, wait, wait. Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
304
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,590
Wait. Just wait. Let me just... this is new.
305
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,155
You wanna fight me but I'm warning you now,
I'll fuck you up.
306
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,673
Fuck off! Fuck, fuck you. Fuck off!
307
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,590
Fuck off!
308
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,198
Hey, whoa, whoa. Calm, calm, calm...
309
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,633
DOM GRUNTS
310
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,319
Fuck, you're 70!
311
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,789
Jesus!
— I am a Viking!
312
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,711
Fuck! Argh!
313
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,268
You always were a pathetic little jerk.
314
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,078
I can feel your nuts on my nuts.
315
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,469
You stay away from my wife
316
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,440
and my daughter. Is that clear?
317
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,956
Agh...
You're lucky I don't fight pensioners.
318
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,556
DOM COUGHS AND GROANS
319
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,791
Oh, for fuck... That was unnecessary!
320
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,353
Viking!
321
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,869
Is Miri here?
322
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,590
No.
323
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,315
Mr and Mrs Matteson?
— Nobody's here.
324
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,636
BOTTLE CAP POPS
— Just me.
325
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,195
Sorry, who are you?
326
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,275
I'm here to fix things.
327
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,673
Drink on the job, do you?
— Hm, hm, yeah.
328
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,710
Mm.
329
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,629
Sometimes. When things go very well.
330
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:45,269
Ha. Such good friends, all of you, hmm?
331
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:50,079
You, Miri, and of course, poor little Lara.
332
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:56,712
But even the best friends...
they have secrets, don't they, Mandy?
333
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,909
How do you know my name?
334
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,678
HE SNIFFS
Hm...
335
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,310
Well...
336
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,517
I think I... I better go now.
337
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,793
Don't fuck with me.
338
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,828
I'm a head teacher.
339
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,039
HE CHUCKLES
340
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,838
Good luck sleeping tonight.
341
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,234
Two hours my arse.
342
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,714
Come here, hang on.
343
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,397
I thought you said it doesn't matter
how you look?
344
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,597
Well, it matters to you, doesn't it?
345
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,271
I know you wouldn't have
done anything unless...
346
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,833
You and Lara, you were such good friends.
347
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,233
Why was she so angry with you?
348
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,354
It's never made sense.
— It's a rabbit hole, I can't even...
349
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,594
The poor Bobacks.
350
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,788
To lose a child...
351
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,075
unthinkable.
352
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,432
CAR HORN HONKS
353
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,312
Shut up, you bloody Tory scum!
354
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,032
Mum, you're a Tory.
— Yes, I know.
355
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,877
CAR HORN PLAYS "DIXIE"
— Oh, hello!
356
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,797
CAROLINE:
Ha! At last.
357
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,228
MIRI:
That's a cheery horn.
358
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,790
Another year.
359
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,357
You're not missing much, um...
I never know what to do today.
360
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,197
I just asked a stranger for sex.
361
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,229
Miri's back.
362
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,390
You're probably haunting the shit out her.
363
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,075
Like you are me.
364
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,353
I still can't sleep.
365
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,155
But you know that.
366
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,072
Sometimes I miss you
367
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,391
and then I remember what a bitch you were,
and I still miss you.
368
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,154
Grade—A skunk.
369
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,995
Don't pull a whitey.
370
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,148
MIRI CHANTS:
Shark! Shark! Shark!
371
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,031
Attack!
— THEY LAUGH
372
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,836
I still don't get it.
373
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,313
I'm more of a bridge person.
374
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,634
MIRI:
Bridge? Mum!
375
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,598
When we get home,
I am teaching you ping—pong doorway.
376
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,789
CAROLINE:
No, Miri.
377
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,635
What are you doing out here?
Is that blood?
378
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,519
Uh,yeah.
379
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,238
Uh, I got into a bit of a squabble
with a rose bush.
380
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,830
I won.
381
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,469
You're here.
382
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,035
We're all here.
383
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,953
Mum beat the shit out of a dead fox.
384
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,109
Miri.
— Well...
385
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,673
it happened, so I'm gonna tell everyone.
386
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,631
You look terrible.
387
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,632
But you're mine.
— I know.
388
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,476
Right, you two, get inside.
389
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,070
No snogging until after dinner.
390
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,073
MIRI:
Whee!
391
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,992
This is so nice.
— Mm.
392
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,189
Look at that one there.
393
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,959
Wow.
— Did you see that?
394
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,592
MARK SNORES
395
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,919
SHE SIGHS
396
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,632
PAPER CRUNCHES
397
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,631
MR BOBACK: Lara!
— LARA: My dad ’3 back, hide the cigarettes.
398
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,635
Hi, Dad!
399
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,230
G l R LS :
Hi, Mr Bobackl
400
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,355
LARA:
Hi, Dad.
401
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,910
G l R LS :
Hi, Mr Bobackl
402
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:33,956
Yes.
403
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,510
Hello, Mr Boback.
404
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:46,630
Mm.
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