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- So i was thinkingthis weekend,
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We go to zippieri's fordinner and then go hit that
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New indoor free-fall
skydiving place.
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I'd love to see how you'd deal
with all that flipping around
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After a fresh plate of
spaghetti bolognese, old man.
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Ok, her i understand, but you?
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It's a brand new world, kid.
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I'm actually dating from
the privacy of my own home.
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Wow. I'm in free fall already.
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It's called december date,
and it's for people of
a particular vintage.
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You're not virtual
dating too, are you?
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My generation doesn't date.
I like the sounds of that.
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We hang out independently
in groups of guys and girls.
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And then, through the
magic of social media,
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We "accidentally"
meet up in packs.
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Let's go, kiddo.
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Bye, dad.
Have a good day, honey.
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Hey. On my estimation,
it's been about a half century
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Since you went on
a first date with mom.
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Slow and steady wins the race.
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Yeah.
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Let's hope.
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My dad's on a dating website,
jules is running
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With a teen wolf pack. Did
spring come early this year?
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It's a lonely world out there.
Everyone wants a cuddle buddy.
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I guess you've
got that covered,
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Miss say-it-with-leather 2016.
How is your mystery man, anyway?
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Have you figured out why
you're so obsessed with
who's dating whom?
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I get the sense
you're about to tell me.
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Maybe... You're in a slump?
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Nothing like laughter to
brighten my day. Thank you.
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Happens to everyone
now and then, you know.
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How long has it been? What's
a dry spell for matt shade?
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Can we keep the investigation
focused on our client?
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She's not just a client;
vanessa's a friend.
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Yeah, i know. I looked her up.
Big-time architect.
Very impressive.
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She's completely
a self-made woman.
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I helped with her
divorce case last year.
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Found proof her husband
was cheating on her.
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So why's she calling now?
That's what's strange.
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She didn't sound like
herself at all on the phone.
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All she would say
was to come quickly.
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I'll call the police and
have you charged with theft!
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Please, stop it. Ok,
i'm sorry, i'm sorry.
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Look, there's been a mistake.
Let me make some calls
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And get this
straightened out. Please!
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You can't just take it!
Please, my god.
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Vanessa, what's going on?
They stole it.
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They stole my whole life.
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Identity theft?
Apparently it was a two-
phase plan. They got a hold
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Of my passwords somehow and
set up phantom credit cards
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In my name. Made
a few small purchases
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To see if i'd catch on.
You didn't.
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No. Once they learned
they were in the clear,
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They set up multiple lines
of credit against my house
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And made huge withdrawals.
That's when the bank called.
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Aren't the banks insured
against things like this?
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That's only if your
credit cards are stolen.
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The thieves stole my passwords.
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So the banks can't prove you
didn't do it all yourself.
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No. They're saying i'm on
the hook for seven figures.
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What am i gonna do?
Everything's going to be ok.
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Trust me,
i've been there before.
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My ex-manager cleaned me out.
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Did you talk to the police?
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They say they don't
have the resources
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For this kind of crime. They did
tell me that most of the money
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Was used to purchase rare coins.
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That's a hell of a way
to pad your coin collection.
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The thief flew to miami,
new york, colorado to buy them.
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First class.
I've seen it before.
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The biggest obstacle that
scammers face is converting
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Credit to cash, so they buy
high-value items to resell.
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Coins don't attract attention.
You toss a million dollar coin
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In the tray at airport security
and nobody looks twice.
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What about your routine?
Anything changed there?
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I work 80 hours a week.
There's no room for change.
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Anyone new in
your life recently?
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You know how it is, angie.
Running your own business,
there's no time.
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We're going to find out
who did this. Ok?
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Thank you. Just
excuse me for a sec.
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I've worked high-level
identity theft cases before.
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It's brutal.
You mentioned an ex-husband.
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You think this is personal?
Let's start with him,
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Check for proof
of lavish spending lately.
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Follow the money trail.
And hope.
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So why am i the one going
through her ex-husband's trash?
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Your first dumpster dive!
It's a time-honoured tradition.
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Ugh. Is this really necessary?
Trust me. Everyone throws out
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Their secrets with the trash.
There's two dozen units
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In this building. We're never
going to find anything.
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Oh, it's disgusting!
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Ok, well, you can
get out now, anyway.
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You sure?
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Yeah. I found this in
the third bag you threw over.
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Why didn't you tell me?
I wanted to be
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Absolutely sure.
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It's a car detailing receipt
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Made out to a dean barnwell.
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2016 porsche panamera.
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you mean like that one?
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Oh, my god, it's him.
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We need to hide! If he sees me,
he'll get suspicious.
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He doesn't know me.
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Karma is a fickle mistress.
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Shut up and give me a boost.
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Watch out for the--
ew!
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What's all this?
You know, the raccoons
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Get bigger every year. You might
wanna get a new parking spot.
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Hey, that's a sweet ride. You
get a chance to open her up yet?
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Uh, its top speed's 285,
but i chicken out around 240.
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Yeah, i got a'69 911t myself.
My ex-wife would freak out
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If she ever caught me
in anything like this.
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Luckily mine doesn't know.
How'd you manage that?
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My ex was all over me.
Even hired a private detective
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To follow me around.
Mine too.
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And like a dumbass, she caught
me cheating. Ruined my life.
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Wow. Well, things
can't be that bad.
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I lease it. I can barely
keep up the payments.
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Well, see you.
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Do you ever think about
trying to get back together
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With her? Your ex?
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Sure, but she's back
out there already.
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She's apparently been dating
again, with a vengeance.
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Wasted no time. Take it easy.
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Hey, you too.
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There's nothing in your
ex-husband's financial records
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That indicates he had
anything to do with this.
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In fact, he's pretty much broke.
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He did say you were seeing
people again. Is that true?
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About a thousand creditors.
So you haven't been dating?
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I wish.
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A friend and i did go
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On a speed-dating event
about four months ago.
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Where was that?
The company was called
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Constellations. I'm sorry,
i totally forgot.
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But i didn't go out
on any dates after that.
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Speed-dating still works the
way i think it does, right?
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A bunch of guys
sit across from you
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For a couple of minutes each?
Ask you as many personal
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Questions as they can,
as fast as they can?
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Oh, my god. You think
i set myself up?
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Just give us a ballpark. How
many guys are we talking about?
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Welcome to constellations.
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My name is enrique villanova.
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I want to congratulate you
on making the first step
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Toward a happier,
more fulfilled life.
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Well, vanessa picked
a popular dating company.
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So a lot of guys then.
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If our thief is swimming
in these waters...
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I think we're diving in.
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So how honest should we be on
this speed-dating questionnaire?
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Honest-ish.
It's kinda genius,
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Using speed-dating. You grill
someone for two minutes,
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It comes off as interest.
Meanwhile, you're learning
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First pet, favourite movie,
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Even mother's maiden name.
What are you putting down
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As a profession?
Urban planner.
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It's close to architect. I'm
trying to emulate vanessa's
profile as much as possible.
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Smart.
What about you?
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Owner of a sports
memorabilia company.
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Not the sexiest...
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Hey, i could put down pet food
taster and i'd still be catnip.
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So you are using
this to break your slump.
Nothing here to break, sister.
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And i'm starting to wonder if
that "stride of pride" of yours
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Was all front.
Oh... You still frustrated
that you don't know who it is?
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People in slumps
are frustrated. Ergo,
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I'm not frustrated at all.
Ok.
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Favourite music...
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Remember, this is
a vulnerable step for people.
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So i'd go with something
empathetic, like...
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Sarah mclachlan.
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Sarah mclachlan...
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Hey, honey!
What's the rush?
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I've got to get dressed. I got
a date tonight with 20 women.
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Ok.
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What's going on? I just teed
one up for you. You let it go.
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I was wrong.
Wow, that's a first.
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Apparently, my generation
does go on dates.
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Liam just asked me out.
On a date.
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I don't even know what "on
a date" means. Do i have to act
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Differently? Do i have to
worry about what i'm wearing?
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I'm sure i'll worry
enough for the both of us.
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Where's this date happening?
He wants to take me
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To symphony star trek
at the planetarium.
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No, no.
The planetarium is out.
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Planetariums are for making out.
No one looks at the stars!
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Well, not looking is a given.
We're going for the music.
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No. Honey, this is moving
way too fast for me.
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You know, dad, i could have
used some real advice here.
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But i'm glad we got your
feelings on the subject
straightened out.
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Honey, honey, honey.
Look, i'm sorry.
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It's just... I'm used to being
the liam in this situation.
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When is this date happening?
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You can't tail us!
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How can we guarantee the
thief's going to be here?
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We can't, but it's the only
speed-dating event this month.
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Ooh, i'll take one of those.
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It may be speed-dating, but
they know how to do it up right.
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Yep.
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Did you pick up that eating
technique at finishing school?
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I missed dinner.
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Is there something on my face?
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
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Before you take your seats,
let's review the rules.
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You'll have two minutes
to connect with each person
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Before the bell rings
and you move on.
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So what's your plan?
I'm gonna trick our thief
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Into overplaying his hand.
How will you know
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When someone's a suspect?
Identity thieves,
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They feed on the minutia
of your life and schedule.
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If someone's overly interested
in my personal trivia,
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I'll get a second
date request from them.
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Just like that?
Candy from a baby.
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...You can "ping" anyone
you wish via our app.
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The ping comes with our patented
emoji, requesting a date.
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Be open,
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And love will find you.
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Now please take your seats.
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Meanwhile, i'm looking for
victims of identity theft.
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Meaning i have to find
a way to ask these ladies
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About their financial history
without looking like a creep.
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Which should be a cinch.
Unless you're in a slump?
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20 bucks says i get more
dates off of this than you.
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I don't want your money.
50?
Done.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
time to get speed-dating!
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How about this? Instead of
leading with our strengths,
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We could do something
completely crazy.
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Like, um... Arm-wrestle?
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Or we could talk about the
worst thing that's ever
happened to us.
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I'll go first. My manager
stole all my money.
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All of it?
Every last dime.
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So what's the money issue?
I'd love to help with it,
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Or with anything at all.
I'm debating taking my company
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Public, but i'm not sure i want
the oversight. Call me crazy--
236
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You're crazy.
237
00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:25,467
I mean, you asked me to call you
that, right? I don't actually
238
00:12:25,469 --> 00:12:27,669
Mean you're crazy.
I think you're amazing.
239
00:12:27,671 --> 00:12:31,640
I'm blowing this. I am blowing
this, aren't i? Oh, crap.
240
00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:33,709
Your turn.
Ok.
241
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,578
My dad shot my dog.
That's terrible.
242
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,081
For eating his hoagie.
243
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Bang.
244
00:12:41,752 --> 00:12:45,220
Ping me?
245
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,055
How much money
did your manager take?
246
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:50,425
I lost everything. Anything
like that ever happen to you?
247
00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:53,562
Ugh. If i lost everything,
i'd be a complete mess.
248
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,764
Surprisingly, it's not
the end of the world.
249
00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:58,000
Way to put on a brave face.
250
00:12:58,002 --> 00:13:00,202
A cute, brave face.
251
00:13:00,204 --> 00:13:02,337
I don't think it's wrong
talking about money on a date.
252
00:13:02,339 --> 00:13:04,773
My cfo is worried about
security, but i guess that's--
253
00:13:04,775 --> 00:13:06,742
How much money
are we talking about?
254
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,411
A very healthy sum. Why?
255
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:12,080
I've got a kickstarter
campaign for a zombie repellent.
256
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,949
Cool.
257
00:13:13,951 --> 00:13:16,351
Do you want to know why
all your money was stolen
258
00:13:16,353 --> 00:13:18,720
By your ex-manager?
You bet i do.
259
00:13:18,722 --> 00:13:21,123
It's because you haven't
given yourself over to him.
260
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Completely.
Him...
261
00:13:24,028 --> 00:13:26,595
Satan?
And you know what else?
262
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,031
People think believing in
the occult means you can't
263
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:31,867
Have a fun social
life. Not true.
264
00:13:31,869 --> 00:13:33,802
He will strip away false desire
265
00:13:33,804 --> 00:13:35,771
And satisfy only
the needs that matter.
266
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:40,208
Well, i don't know much
about pagan rituals,
267
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:43,579
But i like what i've heard.
268
00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:46,949
I mean, i don't usually like
to talk about my financials--
269
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,951
Wow. Beautiful,
smart, savvy and funny?
270
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,753
You're the whole package.
And i know packages.
271
00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:54,323
As a lawyer, i mean.
272
00:13:54,325 --> 00:13:57,225
Corporate lawyer.
Bay street lawyer.
273
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,828
So you're a lawyer.
Either that or medical school.
274
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,637
Why are you calling me?
275
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,639
My date recognized me.
276
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,808
She thinks all pro hockey
players are players...
277
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,811
...Which makes sense,
because we are. How's it going?
278
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,447
It's not going anywhere
because i'm talking to you!
279
00:14:18,449 --> 00:14:22,150
Well, have at it.
Oh, fyi, i'm crushing it.
280
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,152
Hanging up now.
I'm crushing it too.
281
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:27,656
Sorry.
No problem. Jeremy.
282
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,158
Angie. So what do
you do for a living?
283
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,061
Oh, i own an ad agency.
284
00:14:33,063 --> 00:14:35,063
It's mostly web-based.
285
00:14:35,065 --> 00:14:36,932
But talking about our jobs
is just so boring.
286
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:39,234
Ad agency. You must be
287
00:14:39,236 --> 00:14:42,037
Terrifically visual
and very organized.
288
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:44,039
I guess.
Probably really great
289
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:48,276
At managing money. I'm hopeless.
I'm worse, trust me.
290
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:51,780
did you grow up in toronto?
291
00:14:51,782 --> 00:14:53,882
What can that
teach you about me?
292
00:14:53,884 --> 00:14:57,052
I only have two minutes. Less.
293
00:14:57,054 --> 00:15:00,055
Ok, yeah. I grew
up here. Downtown.
Cool. High school?
294
00:15:00,057 --> 00:15:02,557
Jarvis.
Favourite subject?
295
00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:04,559
English.
Pet?
296
00:15:04,561 --> 00:15:06,561
Like... First pet?
297
00:15:06,563 --> 00:15:09,364
A cat. Mittens.
298
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:12,234
No way! I had
a cat named mittens.
299
00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:14,736
What a crazy coincidence.
300
00:15:14,738 --> 00:15:18,840
This is so much better than
talking about money, isn't it?
301
00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:21,143
You're so right.
Can i tell you a secret?
302
00:15:21,145 --> 00:15:24,646
I think it's so boring when
people wait until the third
date before they--
303
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,487
Right. Forgot about this.
Is this where we act like
304
00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:35,490
We're really into each other?
So we make other people
jealous. Good idea.
305
00:15:35,492 --> 00:15:39,261
Ok. You go first.
Ok. Your ex-manager.
306
00:15:39,263 --> 00:15:43,265
What exactly happened there?
We'd need more
307
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:45,600
Than two minutes
to get through that story.
308
00:15:45,602 --> 00:15:48,270
Fine. Gimme the spiel.
The spiel?
309
00:15:48,272 --> 00:15:51,073
What would matt shade's
closing arguments be
310
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,709
If this were a real date?
311
00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:56,611
I know we've just met,
312
00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:59,381
And i know i'm only
getting 10 percent,
313
00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:02,751
But that 10 percent
in my corner?
314
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,454
There's nothing i couldn't do.
315
00:16:05,456 --> 00:16:08,457
And there's nothing
i wouldn't do
316
00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:11,226
To earn just five percent more.
317
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:17,899
And that is why i'm crushing it.
318
00:16:19,903 --> 00:16:22,804
oh! Got another one.
319
00:16:22,806 --> 00:16:24,840
can you call me?
320
00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:26,975
I think my phone is busted.
It's ok if you didn't get
321
00:16:26,977 --> 00:16:29,611
Any date requests. Women
are tough nuts to crack.
322
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,948
Did you sandbag me with that
whole sarah mclachlan thing?
323
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,484
What immense pleasure
would i get from that?
324
00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:37,619
And they haven't seen
our profiles yet.
325
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:40,789
Or are you right?
Am i in a slump?
326
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,325
Oh, come on.
I was just kidding.
327
00:16:43,327 --> 00:16:45,293
it's really starting to pile up.
328
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,295
Let's go grab vanessa
and see if she recognizes
329
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,464
Any of these guys.
You go ahead.
330
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,399
I'm going to take
a little detour.
331
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:54,035
Self-help book?
Good for you, shade.
332
00:16:54,037 --> 00:16:56,271
It's for my daughter.
333
00:16:56,273 --> 00:16:58,440
I know it is.
334
00:16:58,442 --> 00:17:00,642
I'll put it on vibrate.
335
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,980
That's not helping.
336
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:15,423
Teenagers.
They are the ultimate challenge.
337
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,726
Yeah.
338
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:19,895
Sign language?
339
00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:22,531
My teenage nephew is deaf
340
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:25,066
And i'm pretty sure
he's swearing at me in sign,
341
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:28,804
So i hope to blow
his mind with this.
342
00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:31,540
That looks dangerous.
Trust me, it is.
343
00:17:33,544 --> 00:17:35,544
So, your teenager?
A daughter.
344
00:17:35,546 --> 00:17:38,380
14. Actually,
she's legally blind.
345
00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,982
Brave girl, i imagine.
346
00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:42,984
Sometimes i worry too brave
for her own good.
347
00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:45,120
That can only happen
when children feel secure
348
00:17:45,122 --> 00:17:47,122
In their home life.
349
00:17:47,124 --> 00:17:49,891
That's the nicest thing
anyone's said to me in a while.
350
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,367
Sorry, i normally make it a rule
351
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:03,505
To not just stand and stare
at people like an idiot.
352
00:18:03,507 --> 00:18:05,807
It's ok. I normally
make it a rule
353
00:18:05,809 --> 00:18:08,643
Not to interrupt
people in bookstores
354
00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:10,645
When they are reading.
355
00:18:10,647 --> 00:18:14,916
But sometimes it's fun
to break your rules, no?
356
00:18:14,918 --> 00:18:17,519
Matt.
357
00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:20,522
Sylvie.
358
00:18:20,524 --> 00:18:22,557
Good luck with
your daughter, matt.
359
00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:28,496
Sylvie? Would you be
interested in getting together
360
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,266
Over coffee and discussing
more about teenagers...
361
00:18:31,268 --> 00:18:33,935
Or any other subject you want?
362
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,773
Lady's choice?
Definitely.
363
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,320
Don't lose the bookmark.
364
00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,195
And... Ping!
365
00:19:00,197 --> 00:19:02,397
Recognizeany of these people?
366
00:19:05,402 --> 00:19:07,736
I remember this guy
from my speed-dating event.
367
00:19:07,738 --> 00:19:10,505
Ken barnes. He's a doctor.
368
00:19:10,507 --> 00:19:12,574
He told me he was a lawyer.
369
00:19:12,576 --> 00:19:14,709
Add him to the suspect list.
370
00:19:14,711 --> 00:19:16,711
I honestly think
the worst part of this
371
00:19:16,713 --> 00:19:18,747
Is never being able
to trust anyone again.
372
00:19:18,749 --> 00:19:22,450
Angie doesn't trust anyone
already, so that's the
only part for her.
373
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,452
One of life's
little efficiencies.
374
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,455
So how do we get this guy?
He'll slip up eventually.
375
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,891
They always do.
Here's another one
376
00:19:29,893 --> 00:19:33,028
Of your pings. Look where
he's been in the last month.
377
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:35,397
Miami, new york, colorado.
378
00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:38,266
The same cities the id thief
bought the rare coins.
379
00:19:38,268 --> 00:19:42,137
Jeremy cairns.
380
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,306
Rosedale address. Nice digs.
381
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,308
Do you recognize him?
382
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,344
Maybe...
So jeremy cairns thinks
383
00:19:49,346 --> 00:19:51,413
You're an easy mark.
What's our next move?
384
00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:53,515
You look into doctor
slash lawyer ken.
385
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,750
And...
386
00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:57,719
I've got a date
with an identity thief.
387
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,901
- I understand you need me tobe a different kind of parent
388
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,270
In different situations.
389
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,605
Sometimes you need me
to be a confidant.
390
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,341
And other times,
you need me to be a...
391
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,813
Uh...
392
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,815
Other...
393
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,756
"cheerleader." other times you
need me to be a cheerleader.
394
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,030
Hey. I still think i should be
out there with you in the field.
395
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,632
We're looking for an identity
thief, not a serial killer.
396
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,102
I've got this.
We could put a wire on you
397
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,137
And i could follow
behind, listening.
398
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:43,240
Does this scenario involve
you helping me put on a wire?
399
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,743
It's hard to do solo.
400
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,379
Stake out ken so you can figure
out what he really does
for a living.
401
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:52,382
Ok. You call if you need
backup. Or help with a zipper.
402
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,489
Hey! How do i look?
403
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,491
What, are you
going to a funeral?
404
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:03,060
get the door.
405
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,566
Liam.
Hi, sir.
406
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,902
Well, come on in.
Thank you.
407
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,407
So. Graduating from
study buddy, huh?
408
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,010
Ha, yeah.
Hey, liam. Tell me about
409
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,479
Your mother. Three things.
My mom?
410
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,414
Yeah.
Um...
411
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,517
She's really smart.
She works at a research council
412
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,486
As an epidemiologist.
Oh, she has, like,
413
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:32,489
Over 200 books and she says
she's going to get rid of them
414
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,826
But never does. Uh...
That's enough. The kid's fine.
415
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,662
How does this look?
416
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,532
You're going on a date.
417
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,269
Yeah, well, us december daters
can't waste any time, you know?
418
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:49,006
But seriously, is this ok?
Yeah, you're rockin' it, dad.
419
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,175
Just don't mention
the illuminati.
420
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,710
Those no-good
bastards. See you!
421
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,712
See you!
422
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:58,515
Liam, what you said
about your mom was nice.
423
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,651
Means you respect her.
424
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,986
My dad thinks that it means
you respect all women.
425
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,322
I do, sir. I really do.
426
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,959
Uh-huh. Look, liam,
i've been you.
427
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:12,863
So i don't want to be the dad
that threatens the boy
428
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,566
Who comes over, courting his
daughter. I don't want to be
429
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,202
The dad who goes
into vivid detail
430
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,704
About what'll happen to the boy
if his daughter gets hurt
431
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:23,140
In any way, on any level.
432
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,242
But i will be that dad.
433
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:28,478
I'll be that dad all day
long if i have to be.
434
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,381
Hey, liam.
Hey.
435
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,517
Hey, honey.
436
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,386
Liam...
437
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:39,857
Would you give us a second?
Uh... Uh...
438
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,193
It's kinda cold out here, sir--
yeah, just a minute.
439
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:47,064
Look, honey. I know you need
me to be a different parent
440
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:50,367
In different situations.
Ok...
441
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,604
Sometimes you need me to be
a confidant. And other times,
442
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:56,740
You need me to be a...
443
00:22:56,742 --> 00:23:00,110
Other times, you need me to be--
did you rehearse this
or something?
444
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,512
I didn't want to screw
this up, honey. I read a book.
445
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,982
Keep reading, dad.
446
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,806
"and sometimes all
you need is love"?
447
00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:33,543
Seriously?
448
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:51,295
Hey, you ok?
449
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:53,664
Fine. How's it going with ken?
450
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,099
[well, our doctor,
or is it lawyer,]
451
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,201
[lives in the crappiest
building i've ever seen.]
452
00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,671
Oh, well...
453
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:04,508
If he's our identity thief, then
he's keeping it on the down-low.
454
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,977
You got that right.
Is your date over?
455
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,146
No. He just went to
check on our reservation.
456
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,315
Uh-huh. You sure
you don't need me there?
457
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,383
Looks like ken's
turned in for the night.
458
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,385
Aw, are you cold?
459
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:18,021
Did someone forget to bring
their sleeping bag?
460
00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:21,124
I've decided to be the p.I.
Who stares down the cold
of a stakeout.
461
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,794
Well, i'm fine here,
because it's an identity thief,
462
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:27,431
Not a serial killer, remember?
I'll see you tomorrow.
463
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:47,684
They said 10 minutes.
Don't know if i believe them.
464
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:51,488
You ordered more drinks?
I like your style.
465
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,124
Thank you, jeremy.
466
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,960
I have a feeling that i could
use your help with something.
467
00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:59,696
Sure. Anything.
468
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,966
I'm thinking
about re-branding.
469
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:06,837
Are you taking on new clients?
Yeah, new clients.
470
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:10,807
See, the thing is i'm actually
pretty booked up.
471
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:14,244
For, like, six months.
Are you sure?
472
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,246
I'd really love
to help you out,
473
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:19,916
But learning about you seems
like a better use of our time.
474
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,918
So you keep saying.
475
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,855
Beautiful, smart, funny...
476
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,857
Your own urban
planning business?
477
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:33,196
Let's keep the focus on
the more interesting party.
478
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,833
Careful. Flattery
will get you everywhere.
479
00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:46,743
I never should have tried
to memorize the book.
480
00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:49,012
I realize that now.
You have a lot to learn
481
00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:51,114
About teenage girls.
That's why i bought the book
482
00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:53,383
In the first place.
483
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,353
The problem is i'm still playing
with the weekend-dad playbook.
484
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,622
This fulltime thing
is new to me.
485
00:25:58,624 --> 00:26:02,159
I mean, it's great, but it's
tough being a rookie again.
486
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:05,629
I just don't want to be the dad
who doesn't get it, you know?
487
00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:08,598
Have you tried
telling her that?
488
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,435
See, that sounds smart
when you say it.
489
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,740
I'd really like to
take you out again.
490
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,742
For a whole meal this time.
491
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,244
Appetizers. Desserts. The works.
492
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,380
Ooh, big spender.
493
00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:27,417
How about tomorrow night?
494
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,120
What's wrong?
I'm sorry, matt.
495
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:33,023
I should have told you, but i...
496
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,926
I leave tomorrow, for paris.
497
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,395
Ok.
498
00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:41,064
That sucks.
499
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:43,967
So close to departure,
i usually wouldn't go out
500
00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:46,303
For coffee, but...
501
00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:50,006
I think it's because
i felt a real connection.
502
00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:52,008
Yeah, me too.
503
00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,249
Do you ever feel like
504
00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:01,685
The difference between
an average night
505
00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:05,055
And a night you'll never forget
506
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:09,359
Is simply making the
choice to have it be so?
507
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:12,028
It's all about attitude.
508
00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:14,998
I've seen lesser teams
beat better ones
509
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
For exactly that reason.
510
00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:22,139
So what about tonight?
511
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,541
Average?
512
00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:27,677
Or never forget?
513
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:32,883
Dad was a carpenter, huh?
514
00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:35,952
What about your mother?
What does she do?
515
00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:39,856
She works at the racetrack.
What's her name?
516
00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:42,459
Married? Or maiden?
517
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,661
The more the merrier.
518
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,663
As much as i'd love
to talk about my mother,
519
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,232
I'd rather discuss
my third date theory.
520
00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:52,035
The theory about what a waste--
i remember.
521
00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:55,705
You wanna get out of here?
Go back to your place?
522
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:58,208
Unfortunately,
my place is being painted.
523
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,844
I couldn't put you in that--
i don't mind--
524
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,946
Couldn't put you.
525
00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:05,215
Unless, of course, you want
to just call it a night.
526
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,651
No! No, no, no.
527
00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:10,453
Um... It's fine.
528
00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:13,156
We can go back to my place.
529
00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:17,494
Ok.
530
00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:26,269
I thought you lived in rosedale?
531
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:28,271
I moved.
532
00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:51,795
Your place?
Five minutes away.
533
00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:56,333
Ah, i gotta get this.
534
00:28:56,335 --> 00:29:00,270
Hey. Yeah, i don't know how
your date's going, but mine's--
535
00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:02,272
536
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:05,075
And deserted.
537
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,144
427 elmore avenue. Cute.
538
00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:10,714
I didn't know you could
find such a quiet,
539
00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:16,186
Is everything ok?
I gotta go.
540
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:18,221
What?
I'm sorry.
541
00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:21,691
You're amazing.
542
00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:24,261
What?
543
00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:29,332
Suspend all judgment,
ye who enter here.
544
00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:32,769
Funny.
I wish i was joking.
545
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,828
Don't worry, nanna.
Stand down, soldier.
546
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,431
Jeremy's not our guy.
547
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:03,433
He's another victim.
548
00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:05,435
Coffee cake?
549
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:15,728
I always thought
that i was untouchable,
550
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:18,064
And then along comes
this thief in the night
551
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,333
And steals your life away.
It proves how little
552
00:30:20,335 --> 00:30:22,335
Control you have.
553
00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:24,370
You know, i actually tracked
down where they spent my money.
554
00:30:24,372 --> 00:30:26,839
The trail didn't
go very far, though.
555
00:30:26,841 --> 00:30:30,276
Rare coin shops?
In florida and colorado.
556
00:30:30,278 --> 00:30:33,413
They wouldn't tell me anything.
They guarantee the privacy
of the purchaser.
557
00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:35,715
Even when he's spending
somebody else's money.
558
00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:37,583
He or she.
I can't believe this happened
559
00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:42,055
Because i went speed-dating.
Join the club.
560
00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,057
The fact that you both used
the same speed-dating service
561
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:47,226
Is the strongest lead we've got.
But neither of you went
562
00:30:47,228 --> 00:30:49,228
On a date after the session.
Which means that
563
00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:51,597
Only constellations would
have seen your questionnaires.
564
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:56,202
Meaning we need to find out
more about enrique the love god.
565
00:30:56,204 --> 00:30:58,671
[enrique's inside. We just
have to sit here listening]
566
00:31:01,209 --> 00:31:03,242
Keep the mic still!
567
00:31:03,244 --> 00:31:06,245
[how come i gotta sit
on the cold, hard pavement?]
568
00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:08,815
And don't give me that
"time-honoured tradition" speech
569
00:31:08,817 --> 00:31:11,651
Like at the dumpster.
Because homeless women
570
00:31:11,653 --> 00:31:15,088
Garner too much attention.
571
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:18,124
Sh, sh.
It's enrique.
572
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,960
Listen. Our currentarrangement has stagnated.
573
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,029
It's time to turnthings up a notch.
574
00:31:23,031 --> 00:31:26,299
How long before you canget here? Good. See you soon.
575
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:29,302
That sounds promising.
576
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,471
Sitting tight is all i've got.
577
00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:33,473
My ass is frozen.
578
00:31:36,945 --> 00:31:38,945
How's it going with jules?
579
00:31:38,947 --> 00:31:40,913
[she's dating and
not talking to me.]
580
00:31:40,915 --> 00:31:43,750
My dad is dating
and talking way too much.
581
00:31:48,223 --> 00:31:50,223
I gotta take this.
582
00:31:50,225 --> 00:31:52,358
Stay in character!
583
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,360
Hello?
584
00:31:54,362 --> 00:31:57,930
[run away from me like that
before. At least not that fast.]
585
00:31:57,932 --> 00:31:59,999
I'm sorry.
It couldn't be helped.
586
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,668
[maybe we could try saying
our goodbyes again in person.]
587
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:05,872
[i wish i could. But i'm going
back to paris tonight.]
588
00:32:05,874 --> 00:32:08,474
So miss your flight.
So romantic.
589
00:32:08,476 --> 00:32:10,643
[it is very tempting,
but i think last night]
590
00:32:10,645 --> 00:32:13,446
[may be all we have.
It is a wonderful memory.]
591
00:32:13,448 --> 00:32:16,682
I bet we can amp that memory
up, if you catch my drift.
592
00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:18,918
Subtle.
593
00:32:20,922 --> 00:32:24,323
I'm really sorry,
but i have to go.
594
00:32:24,325 --> 00:32:27,093
Again. Be well, sylvie.
595
00:32:27,095 --> 00:32:29,162
596
00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:31,764
look who's coming.
597
00:32:31,766 --> 00:32:34,167
Ken barnes.
598
00:32:40,442 --> 00:32:43,276
No. Forget it.
Speed-dating is one thing,
599
00:32:43,278 --> 00:32:45,278
But going on
a real date afterwards
600
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,780
Is completely different and you
know what? It rhymes with "no."
601
00:32:47,782 --> 00:32:50,216
I'll make it worth your while.
Ah, look at this.
602
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,218
Cupid and stupid hatch a plan.
603
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,020
We're not taking
applications today--
604
00:32:54,022 --> 00:32:56,022
That's not why we're here.
We're representing two former
605
00:32:56,024 --> 00:32:58,391
Constellations customers who've
become victims of identity theft
606
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,961
After attending one
of your speed-dating events.
607
00:33:01,963 --> 00:33:05,665
So you can hand over their
money in full, or our next
stop can be the 57th division.
608
00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,667
Slow down. I'm happy
to offer a refund
609
00:33:07,669 --> 00:33:10,703
To any dissatisfied customer.
But my business here
is totally legit.
610
00:33:10,705 --> 00:33:12,905
Yeah, we can tell you're
totally on the up and up.
611
00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:15,842
You and lawyer-doctor-
lumberjack here.
612
00:33:15,844 --> 00:33:17,710
I don't know
anything about this.
613
00:33:17,712 --> 00:33:20,480
Oh, yeah? Then what's
your story, hot stuff?
614
00:33:22,484 --> 00:33:25,551
I'm an actor.
615
00:33:25,553 --> 00:33:29,055
He's a ringer. Ken of
the multiple identities
616
00:33:29,057 --> 00:33:31,757
And fabulous ass is a plant.
617
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:34,160
You're gaming your own system.
618
00:33:34,162 --> 00:33:36,262
I consider it value-added, ok?
619
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,397
The people that come to these
events, they're vulnerable
620
00:33:38,399 --> 00:33:41,167
And fearful. Employees like
ken ensure they leave here
621
00:33:41,169 --> 00:33:43,769
Feeling at least somebody finds
them completely fascinating.
622
00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:45,671
"be open. Love will find you."
623
00:33:45,673 --> 00:33:48,674
We're going to need
information on every
employee that works for you.
624
00:33:48,676 --> 00:33:51,043
I can't do that.
Or i can call my friend
625
00:33:51,045 --> 00:33:53,913
Over at the star. Ask him to
do a profile on constellations,
626
00:33:53,915 --> 00:33:56,015
Featuring ken here
as the kind of guy
627
00:33:56,017 --> 00:33:58,451
That women can expect to meet at
one of your speed-dating events.
628
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:01,020
How does that sound?
629
00:34:01,022 --> 00:34:03,022
I'll get you the files.
630
00:34:03,024 --> 00:34:06,292
Any employee with access to
constellations's customer files
631
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,694
Could have easily set up
an identity theft.
632
00:34:08,696 --> 00:34:11,531
With that access, choosing the
right target would be a breeze.
633
00:34:11,533 --> 00:34:15,568
They wouldn't even have
to participate in the
speed-dating part.
634
00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:18,704
Are you ok?
Yeah, i am. I'm fine.
635
00:34:18,706 --> 00:34:20,740
Would you mind if
we split these files
636
00:34:20,742 --> 00:34:23,476
And i worked on this
from home? It's jules.
637
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:25,745
I missed her getting home
from her date last night.
638
00:34:25,747 --> 00:34:27,747
I'd like to be there
when she gets home today.
639
00:34:27,749 --> 00:34:30,383
Of course. Just meet me at
the office when you're done.
640
00:34:30,385 --> 00:34:32,752
Mon petit chou-chou.
641
00:34:42,130 --> 00:34:44,130
Hey.
Hello.
642
00:34:44,132 --> 00:34:47,333
I thought we said goodbye?
We did.
643
00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:50,269
But i couldn't leave
without a parting gift.
644
00:34:50,271 --> 00:34:52,638
What about your flight?
645
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,474
I pushed it.
Until when?
646
00:34:55,476 --> 00:34:57,910
Tomorrow.
647
00:34:57,912 --> 00:34:59,946
After that i guess...
648
00:35:05,587 --> 00:35:08,321
- We think someone gained accessto your personal computers,
649
00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,423
Possibly through
constellations's
650
00:35:10,425 --> 00:35:12,592
Computer system.
I'm beginning to lose
651
00:35:12,594 --> 00:35:15,261
All faith in humanity.
I've lost mine completely.
652
00:35:15,263 --> 00:35:17,330
Now that would
be a genuine shame.
653
00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:20,633
Let me know if any of these
employee pictures look familiar.
654
00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:23,769
Now, you said after
the speed-dating event
655
00:35:23,771 --> 00:35:25,671
That neither of you went
out on any dates, correct?
656
00:35:25,673 --> 00:35:28,841
I didn't get any pings.
I seriously can't
believe that.
657
00:35:28,843 --> 00:35:31,210
Forget about
other speed-daters.
658
00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:33,179
Did you meet anyone
new around that time?
659
00:35:33,181 --> 00:35:35,915
I became friendly with
a woman at my gym, helene,
660
00:35:35,917 --> 00:35:38,217
But cyclefit isn't
a strong basis
661
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:41,287
For friendship, i suppose.
I met somebody too.
662
00:35:41,289 --> 00:35:44,624
Veronique. I really thought
we had a connection,
663
00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:47,293
But it fell through.
Fell through how?
664
00:35:47,295 --> 00:35:50,730
She had to move back
home, to paris.
To paris.
665
00:35:53,334 --> 00:35:55,401
There!
Veronique.
666
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,337
Oh, my god. Helene.
667
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,042
Paris.
668
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:27,158
Hey, what's the rush?
669
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,994
I didn't want it to be awkward
670
00:36:29,996 --> 00:36:31,963
In case your
daughter comes home.
671
00:36:31,965 --> 00:36:35,033
But...
672
00:36:35,035 --> 00:36:39,070
How about you relax,
673
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:42,974
And i make us
breakfast for dinner?
674
00:36:45,378 --> 00:36:47,445
I love breakfast for dinner!
675
00:36:47,447 --> 00:36:49,580
Mm, good.
676
00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:51,582
Leave it to me.
677
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:54,519
Have a shower and...
678
00:36:54,521 --> 00:36:57,121
Take your time.
679
00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:59,390
Ok.
680
00:37:55,515 --> 00:37:57,782
Adieu, matt shade.
681
00:38:01,121 --> 00:38:05,056
You lost?
No, i wanted to surprise you.
682
00:38:05,058 --> 00:38:08,126
I've rebooked my flight.
683
00:38:08,128 --> 00:38:10,761
Fantastic.
684
00:38:10,763 --> 00:38:13,264
So...
685
00:38:13,266 --> 00:38:15,933
Do you like it?
I'm curious.
686
00:38:15,935 --> 00:38:18,603
Why would you buy me this cd?
687
00:38:18,605 --> 00:38:22,406
Well, it was playing
in the bookstore when we met.
688
00:38:22,408 --> 00:38:26,978
I'm sure i saw
you singing along.
689
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:30,148
Liking sarah mclachlan
is a lie i told
690
00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:33,518
On my constellations
questionnaire,
691
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,953
Along with the lie i told
about what i do for a living.
692
00:38:35,955 --> 00:38:38,489
I saw the pictures
in your office.
693
00:38:38,491 --> 00:38:41,192
So you've lived
a whole other life.
694
00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:45,363
I did, before someone
stole it from me.
695
00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,932
Now i'm focused on my new life,
696
00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:50,835
As a private investigator
who's been hired
697
00:38:50,837 --> 00:38:53,504
To catch an identity thief.
698
00:38:53,506 --> 00:38:55,640
And i bet if i looked
in your purse right now,
699
00:38:55,642 --> 00:38:58,209
I'd find a couple of
rare coins, wouldn't i?
700
00:39:02,015 --> 00:39:04,849
Matt.
701
00:39:04,851 --> 00:39:07,151
What happened upstairs,
between us?
702
00:39:07,153 --> 00:39:09,954
That wasn't business.
703
00:39:09,956 --> 00:39:12,790
It felt a lot more like
pleasure, i'll give you that.
704
00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:15,960
Work with me.
705
00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:19,697
We could make a lot
of money together.
706
00:39:19,699 --> 00:39:21,666
A lot.
707
00:39:24,704 --> 00:39:26,704
See, here's the thing.
708
00:39:26,706 --> 00:39:29,140
I've already got a partner.
709
00:39:29,142 --> 00:39:33,511
In fact, you should meet her.
710
00:39:35,848 --> 00:39:37,848
Hi.
711
00:39:37,850 --> 00:39:41,352
Agh! It burns!
712
00:39:41,354 --> 00:39:44,021
I know. Try rubbing
your eyes really hard.
713
00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:57,835
No, don't. Don't.
714
00:39:57,837 --> 00:40:00,838
So cute.
715
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,074
Aw.
716
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,082
It's the pepper spray.
Yeah. Me too.
717
00:40:11,084 --> 00:40:13,084
Ow.
Ah, ah, ah!
718
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,452
Sylvie was a systems
expert who did some work
719
00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:24,721
For the speed-dating
company over a year ago.
720
00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:26,789
She set up a mirror site
that allowed her access
721
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,791
To everyone's profiles.
722
00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:30,760
The police found
her rare coin collection.
723
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,529
It may take some time,
but you'll get your money back.
724
00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:35,698
Thank you.
725
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,601
I feel like you've given
me a new lease on life.
726
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:41,070
I can echo that.
727
00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:43,506
You know, the strange thing
is this really feels like
728
00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:45,875
One of those worst
thing-best thing scenarios.
729
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:48,378
Oh, yeah? How's that?
Sometimes it's good
730
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:51,714
To remember starting over's
not the end of the world.
731
00:40:51,716 --> 00:40:54,117
Shall we?
732
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,352
Yeah.
733
00:40:56,354 --> 00:40:58,421
Wow.
734
00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:02,625
We could give constellations
a run for its money.
735
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,612
Ok, look.
736
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:25,882
Honey, this is over.
What is?
737
00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:30,053
Us not being able
to talk to each other.
Yeah, i don't like it either.
738
00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:33,389
I trust you and
i know you're smart.
739
00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:35,491
But these boys coming around,
740
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,593
All i can see is my little girl
741
00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,896
And all i want to do
is protect you.
742
00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:43,266
I was talking at you
and not to you,
743
00:41:43,268 --> 00:41:46,769
And i'm sorry, ok?
Ok.
744
00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:48,938
Man. I have just
come from the best...
745
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:51,474
Run.
746
00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:55,178
In hard-soled shoes?
Dad, maybe you should...
747
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,814
Go take a shower
and get cleaned up.
748
00:41:57,816 --> 00:41:59,816
From your run.
749
00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:01,851
That's a good idea.
750
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:09,092
So that's what they
mean by "walk of shame."
751
00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:11,194
Honey, i know i said that
we should talk about everything,
752
00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:12,962
But not that. Never that.
Agreed. Yeah.
753
00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:15,965
Yeah. Wow.
754
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,936
What's with you?
755
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:22,171
Part of sylvie's m.O.
Was to make sure her victim
756
00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:25,174
Didn't get any date
request pings after
the speed-dating event.
757
00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:27,176
To make them feel vulnerable.
Mm-hmm.
758
00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:29,212
Smart.
Once her mirror site
759
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:32,148
Was dismantled,
my phone blew up. Ping city.
760
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:35,051
Are you going to answer any?
We'll see.
761
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:38,087
So tell me, does it count
as the end of a slump
762
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:40,156
If sex was part of the con?
763
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:42,358
Again -- there was no slump.
764
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,228
You're evading the question.
A gentleman never tells.
765
00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,597
You know, i feel
like we never really
766
00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:49,599
Gave our speed date a chance.
767
00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:51,601
As the french
C'est la vie.
768
00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:54,737
What else do the french say?
I think you're the
expert there.
769
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,939
Most of the time,
she was speechless.
770
00:42:56,941 --> 00:42:59,976
Ugh, too much information.
You wanted to know.
771
00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:02,278
Speaking of which,
we have time now.
772
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,347
If i asked about
your ex-manager,
773
00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:06,349
Would you deflect
with some funny line
774
00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,451
Or tell me what really happened?
775
00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:12,088
In a nutshell?
I trusted the wrong person.
776
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,123
Hate when that happens.
777
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,859
You know, this
speed-dating thing
778
00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:19,395
Reminds me of what my dad used
to call the "two-minute you."
779
00:43:19,397 --> 00:43:22,498
I'm listening.
Well, anyone can put
on a show for two minutes.
780
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:25,268
But it's someone you want to
spend that third minute with...
781
00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,004
That's the person
you're looking for.
782
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:33,609
That's a solid theory.
783
00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:37,079
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